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DLHS HOUR 3 | Trump Family Hypocrisy, Streaming Madness, and Gym Crush Confessions · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL.
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  Speaker 2: You can show your twenties twenty six and this is
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  Speaker 2: we're here with ug Kenney, our favorite old person.
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  Speaker 1: He's he's the.
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  Speaker 2: Most he's our only person we have old people.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she ain't around she don't remember, she doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: She ain't around herself exactly. Hey, man, hang on, who
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  Speaker 2: is that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's me?
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  Speaker 2: Who's what?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's wine what you're looking at? Said, But true,
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  Speaker 1: that's a mirror, man.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, rather like she goes off right around
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  Speaker 2: five thirties, she's just that's called sundown, they sweet heart.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's called sun down there.
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  Speaker 2: I know. That's why I said it. Yeah, that's why
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  Speaker 2: I don't tend to say. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but you're not around her enough to know.
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  Speaker 2: No, But I don't. I'm not around Trump to know
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  Speaker 2: when he's sundown to too.
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  Speaker 1: That's what.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think of all those late night texts
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  Speaker 2: about I'm gonna blow the world up?
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  Speaker 1: Whoever does an in the morning?
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  Speaker 2: Who said these text messages that I'm gonna kill the
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  Speaker 2: entire planet?
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  Speaker 1: I said, I better get started. Skip.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen a I I ran they are and
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  Speaker 2: they spot on? Yep, did you see Malania said that
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  Speaker 2: she wants people to stop talking about her and EPs scene,
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  Speaker 2: she should sue people who do it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then that means she'd have to be supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen pictures that weren't a I of Hillary
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  Speaker 2: Clinton with with Jeffrey Epstein. But I've seen pictures that
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  Speaker 2: weren't I with her and Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, and Clay Maxwell.
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  Speaker 2: And they made Hillary Clinton come in. Why can't they
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  Speaker 2: make her coming She's not the president? Right, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: just gonna stop talking about because you asked take us
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  Speaker 2: to court, gonna have a press conference.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that could work with bring a subpoena with you.
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  Speaker 2: Listen from Bullwinkle. I don't you remember she was talking
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  Speaker 2: stuff to uh to Biden both Biden is like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: take me to court. I remember, all right? Coming after this,
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  Speaker 2: we got my day butter Thewey. Plus it's Friday, you're
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  Speaker 2: not hitting happy other club. So we're gonna bring the
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  Speaker 2: party straight to you with the Hugly House Party. And
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  Speaker 2: we have a Lebo the Streaming Hacked Warrior.
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  Speaker 3: On the d. L.
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  Speaker 1: Hubley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time for the streaming movie review with the Libo.
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  Speaker 2: The Streaming hack Warrior.
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  Speaker 1: Come there, sell Omney and honey old. I may say,
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  Speaker 1: hamny hamny hamm oh oh, deal my home brother, in
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  Speaker 1: the April, do you do the April? Is it fooling
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  Speaker 1: your day joke? Yes, I do. This day is very
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  Speaker 1: popular here. I think people love it because it's the
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  Speaker 1: only holiday we're getting played. Is mandatory and still socially acceptable,
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  Speaker 1: and for twenty four of your hours. Politicians can tell
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  Speaker 1: the truth and call it their joke. Tomorrow we are
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  Speaker 1: back to pretending everything is fine. I'm sitting house, you know. Deal,
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  Speaker 1: my home brother, what I do in April is fulling.
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  Speaker 2: Your day joke?
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  Speaker 1: I do it like a water. One time I go
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  Speaker 1: to my girlfriend's hall. I arrived late on the purpose,
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  Speaker 1: and I say it is because I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to the store. Then I say, April is fooling you.
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  Speaker 1: I was at my side chick's house. Then she started
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  Speaker 1: screaming at me, and then I scream back at her,
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  Speaker 1: April is fooling you. She is really pregnant. It's in
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  Speaker 1: my goft. She screamed and screamed at me again, and
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  Speaker 1: then I screamed to her, April is fooling you. Then
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  Speaker 1: I break up with her see it's a triple April
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  Speaker 1: fools and break up a water plank. I'm siia oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: today's movie has nothing to do with the April is
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  Speaker 1: fooling your day, but you will feel like someone is
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  Speaker 1: playing a prank on you. The movie is the Drama
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  Speaker 1: starting Zin de ha and Robert de Patterson. The drama
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  Speaker 1: is a comedy that preteens. It's a drama, but really
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  Speaker 1: it's just watching two beautiful people gas like each other
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  Speaker 1: into therapy and somehow it's supposed to be finny. You
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  Speaker 1: never been in a relationship where everything looks perfect on
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  Speaker 1: the instagram sine they have. You know, she is fine
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  Speaker 1: as head. Patterson is doing his brooding f voice there
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  Speaker 1: like he just saw Rihanna Indye bathroom. But in somebody
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  Speaker 1: drops one litter through bomb during Ready week and the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing collapses like a Jinger tower made of lie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the drama to dim. That is drama to dim.
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  Speaker 1: Where I come from, we call that keeping it one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitios. Both of the actors are good, but it
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  Speaker 1: just feels like it never went anywhere. I give this
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  Speaker 1: movie two handbags. And because there is a gas shortage,
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  Speaker 1: I will send you off a jaw of my water
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  Speaker 1: natural gas. Just one jar and you are having enough
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  Speaker 1: guys to do a goppoole from the wind between my cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: It's all natural. Trust me. I daped it and I
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  Speaker 1: smelt it. I'm sitting this is imo, your hacking water
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  Speaker 1: with the stream hacking moving.
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  Speaker 2: Have you come there?
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  Speaker 1: Set on me and I stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Halmy ham me, m oh, of course, we're gonna take
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  Speaker 2: a peek in the Jasmin's diary under d L. Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time to take a peek in the jasmine diary.
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  Speaker 2: We have a woman that you eat it.
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  Speaker 3: We will, my goodness, already did diary. I'm on my
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  Speaker 3: way to the gym, and I thought I would share
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  Speaker 3: this with you. There's a girl at the gym who
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  Speaker 3: has a crush on me. Now I don't go that way,
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  Speaker 3: but I think it's copy cute because she's cute as
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  Speaker 3: a button and she's so nice to me. She always
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  Speaker 3: brings little treats for me to the gym, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: I take them because I'm trying to be nice. But
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  Speaker 3: I hope I'm not leading her on now. The last
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  Speaker 3: time I came to the gym. Not only did she
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  Speaker 3: have a treat for me at the gym, she had
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  Speaker 3: like a little care package for me to take home.
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  Speaker 3: So I get home, open the package. Her phone number
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  Speaker 3: is in it on top of like some protein bars
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  Speaker 3: and things like that. I'm gonna have to break it
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  Speaker 3: to her gently because she's killed in the butt. She's
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  Speaker 3: culled as a button. I'm telling you, but I can't
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  Speaker 3: have me messing up a gym cloud. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to hurt your feelings. Okay, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how this happy man you're on a
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  Speaker 3: bitch fress.
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  Speaker 2: Some people get so upset with me. They never missed
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  Speaker 2: an opportunity to let me know how they feel an
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  Speaker 2: our segment call. All the few deal hugely