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#73 - Connor Croak: Visual Artist · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Welcome back to The Faction. After our podcast On today's
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episode we have Connor Croak. Connor Croak is a great friend
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of mine for a very long time. I would say 10 years, probably
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10 years. I met him at Club Loose,
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probably along with the road party guys and all those OG
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Drifters and he was always taking photos and videos and
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doing great stuff for us along the way.
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So I am forever grateful to Connor for everything he's done
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for me. I wish he would ask for money
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more often, But hey, if I just got to, you know, throw money at
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him and put it in his pocket before he leaves, then that's
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what we got to do. But thank you, Connor, for
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everything you've done, all the help you've given us over the
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years. And yeah, it was really fun to
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just sit down and actually bullshit with you for once
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instead of just working, because that's usually all we do.
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We usually come here, we're doing vinyl, we're filming
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something. Something has to get done.
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I'm stressing out. Everyone's running around at
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6:00 in the morning. No one slept.
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Yeah, that's usually how it goes.
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So it was really cool to just actually sit down for you for
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once, sit down with you for once and just hang out because we
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probably haven't done that in like 8 years.
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So hope you guys enjoy this one. This is obviously, obviously
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once we get into this, you'll see that this is just a bullshit
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episode. We're just hanging out.
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We're having fun. We talk about some media stuff
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here and there because that's what Connor does, but Connor
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doesn't do it full time. So it's really just for fun.
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I hope you guys enjoyed this. If you want to see more media
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people on this podcast, leave a comment.
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You know, tag us, send us a message because, you know, we
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would love to have more media guys on.
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We just don't know too many of them.
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So yeah, shoot us a message. Enjoy.
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Swift, I know, but now we're going to get fucking copyright.
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No, we're not. Shit What?
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You could say Someone's name. All right.
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Well, welcome everybody, to the Faction After Hours Podcast.
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Tonight we're bringing you another guest, a good friend of
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ours. We have Connor Croak, media
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extraordinaire. S13 Chaco Tom looking car oh.
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Shit extraordinaire Rollerblade extraordinaire.
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Chill fruit booter. No.
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Way beautiful. Also, Malcolm.
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I still hear that noise, man. Yeah, we're sorry.
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We have this crazy thing about it.
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Feedback. Come on, man, if.
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You pull your headphones off a little bit, you won't hear it.
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Yeah, everyone. Everyone just talk louder.
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Everyone just talk louder. Figure it out, man.
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Use your big boy voice today. Get close.
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It's that one, definitely this one.
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Maybe it's just Connor. Is Connor an alien?
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If I move it farther away. Are you an alien?
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Don't be fucking real with me right now, Connor.
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Are you an alien? And you're causing the static
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feedback. Wish I'd be sick.
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Dude, I'm Malcolm. I'm getting a bad vibe.
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I don't know, dude. Why is Frankie underneath the
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desk? But thank you so much for
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joining us. Did I actually just they can
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watch the video and see what's going on?
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Didn't we put an extension or something for that one?
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No, no. Are you really going to try to
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sort this out right now? Yes.
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Ready. Unplug.
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Connors unplug. Connors unplug.
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From underneath, Yeah, right. Still there?
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Yeah, OK. I don't know what's wrong then.
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Well, Audio's taking a hit on this one, but.
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Let's go. I still think it's not bad.
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Maybe we'll just talk a little louder like I mentioned, and
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then you'll barely notice it. The mics overpower it, but.
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Unfortunately in the car, I know for a fact my speakers would
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pick that up. So we apologize in advance, but
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let's focus on the fact that our friend Connor is here.
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I can't focus on anything but that noise you're.
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Such a piece of garbage. But Connor, you're from Long
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Island? Yes, I am.
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How long did it take you to get here?
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Like 3 hours. Frankie just picked up our guest
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and moved him to those who aren't tuned into our YouTube
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channel. Now Frankie is walking towards
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the middle of the room. I don't know what he's about to
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do now. It's on Spotify.
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We have the video on Spotify. Yeah, man, that's crazy.
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Congratulations. Money, yeah.
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That's. Crazy.
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It cost $0.00. That's insane.
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Well, for those of you on Spotify who are requesting that,
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there's that. I guess you could.
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Maybe I should fix my posture? But Connor, I've known me and
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you have Lily, Frankie, where he's got, where he's at right
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now. But me and you have known each
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other for a little while. But I feel like we've been more
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like, hey, Connor. Hey, Carl.
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Yeah. And then I always knew you as
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delivery guy at first. Is that is that can you can you
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speak any truth to that? Is that true?
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Or are you just doing that as like a favor?
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No, I mean, I liked, I like designing things, yeah.
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Not that I'm the best at it and. Previous to my current sign job,
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I did work at another sign shop wrapping cars and shit like
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that. It's like full on, like yeah,
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full car, but like commercial, like like one for like bread and
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basket. Trucks and like, you know, vans
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and stuff like that, but we did do a lot of like the generic
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Teslas and like Honda Accord, like crap like that.
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Why that's a specific ass car, but cars I just.
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Remember. Connors wrapped 98 Honda
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Accords. But that is actually wildly
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true. That population of cars that
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gets their car wrapped is always like more of like a everyday
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car. Isn't that crazy?
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I used to not be. And I feel like a lot of wrap
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business is not just automotive, like that's why I asked right
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away if you wrapped a bunch of commercial cars.
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I mean, yeah, but wrapping a commercial car is a little bit
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different. You can like contracts though,
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can't you or something make more money?
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You can. I've always been kind of just.
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The employee never really like running anything.
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But yeah, you know, if you get like a big company that's like,
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hey, I have this whole fleet of trucks that I need wrapped, you
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know, they'll go to you and then you gotta do 46 tractor
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trailers. Then you're sick at punk.
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That doesn't sound as fun. Actually, no.
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No, it's not. But I mean sick for your pocket
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though. Get your bread up, yeah.
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Depends how you're paid. Look how fucking pissed Frankie
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is like. This, if you run it, you make
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money. Yeah, and then in terms of like
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your photography though, that's your own thing though, like,
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you're free. Would you?
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Would you what is that called? Freelance IT.
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Would I would say freelance, but I'm too nice of a person to
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really charge people. So.
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I've seen your work. You should definitely.
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I feel like, is that a thing? Like, there's a big argument.
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He's definitely bad at it because I usually would just
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force him to take money when he comes here.
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That's a good friend, though. But not everybody's gonna do
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that, no. So like, doesn't that kind of,
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is that a thing, right, That's a thing right now, right, 'cause
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people always ask now to upfront, sometimes we'll just
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ask you, hey, would you like to pay for X amount for this media?
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That's different though. I wouldn't.
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I would never approach someone and be like, oh, hey, now you're
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talking about. 100 bucks you get 20 photos.
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Like I would never approach someone, it's someone that would
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come to me. Yes.
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So you so you would. That's why I'm not good at
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marketing myself. So you wouldn't be that guy that
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posts on like Facebook or something like, hey, if anyone
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wants a photo, it's $20 a photo. I'll be at the event.
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Yeah. No, Never.
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Absolutely. Yeah.
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Well. But kind of ridiculous.
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I mean. It's sorry, but it's cringe.
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It is. But at the same time, like
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there's got to be a non cringe way to do it, You know there is
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to be really good at what you do.
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Yeah. And don't ask people for money
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when you just started, which is usually what I mean.
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I feel like those people are the ones that.
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They're doing that stuff, but there are people that are do the
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cringy thing and do inevitably get.
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That clientele to a point where they don't need to ask, yeah.
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But I have an inner thing with me where I won't just be like,
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yeah, I'll do this cringy thing just to do it.
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I can't do that to myself. Yeah, I wanna make things that I
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wanna make, not Instagram reels. Yeah.
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It's just. No offense, dude.
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I I make Instagram reels because I'm giving the content shout out
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to Carl is pretty good at Instagram reels.
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No, there are people that are awesome at it.
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I'm not that great at it. I just put them together.
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I like a song. I'm like, I'll try to remember
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that song. And then be like, oh shit, this
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is how I wanted that video to go.
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Can we just not use a Bad Bunny song anymore?
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The What song? Can we Be Done With That?
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Now, bro, I like using the songs I like, except for the sometimes
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I'll scroll through that trending shit just 'cause I
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don't know what the fuck is going on on the Internet
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anymore. You.
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Have to choose the trending songs.
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I know, but like my one video that I made made me happy.
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It was had like Mötley Crüe as the song.
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I forgot. What song?
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Live Wire Livewire. Can't remember?
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That's a good ass song. See.
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Yeah, it's a good song, but. She was aggressive as fuck.
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I'm like, Oh my God dude. Every time I open Instagram,
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it's the same Bad Bunny song. I'm like bro.
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No. You like Bad Bunny.
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Don't even you? You kind of look like Bad Bunny.
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I fucking hate bad. And so does Malcolm.
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He says it everyday folk. Bad Bunny.
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He says he does. He does say.
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It like Babyloni, Yeah, fall Babyloni.
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He. Did not say it.
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Was way too good. Do you like Bad Bunny, Connor?
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No. What kind of music do you listen
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to? We're going to get to know each
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other because this is my opportunity.
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That's fine. I'm telling you, I was just
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saying how me and Connor we're friends, but like, we are like
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passing friends. I feel like we're always just
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passing. Like, hey, Connor.
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Me and Connor at this point are basically just.
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Co workers what's your what's you guys relationship like we
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see each other when something needs to get done and yeah.
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That's crazy, literally, because he lives in Long Island.
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It used to be a little bit different.
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Used to be able. It's when my car ran.
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Oh yeah, with that, how many years ago and when you would go
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to the track more often? Yeah, but see, that's the thing.
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I don't like going to the track when no one 's there and I don't
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like working on my car, so here we are.
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What the fuck guys? So now?
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So now we just see each other. Just say.
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Hey, I need a livery done by next Friday.
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Can you get this done? Yeah.
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And it's like Thursday I can. Dude, come around more often,
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Connor. I had final bow.
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We me and Connor were just vibing the whole time.
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I ran into him like at right at the balcony.
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I was like, Oh my God, hi Connor.
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And he was like, oh, hey, pulls out his camera, takes a picture
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of me. I'm like fuck.
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I. Don't remember that at all.
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Thank God, hopefully that photo wasn't real and that didn't
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happen. But you did have a lot of
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twisted Tees. Just a.
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Tweak on a day that day, that's probably why the Final Bout
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video was so shot. There was no clips of there was
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no clips of Final Bout. It was just we got there.
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That was it. We went home.
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You were to blame. You were?
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You were? Yeah.
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Dude, when I saw your final, I was like, what the fuck, right.
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I guess, 'cause I'm just so used to being like, Connor, you
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coming? We need something filmed.
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But we weren't talking, so I'll. Only come out of the woodwork
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for when I know there's like a large amount of people that I'm
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friends with that are going to be there.
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Like I'm not going to go hang out at Club Loose when like, I'm
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walking around trying to find someone, yeah.
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That's the worst thing ever. Yeah.
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And then just to like take mediocre photos, photos and then
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just like drive 3 hours home, I'm like.
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Yeah, I guess that's it. Is a long drive.
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It's it's falling off, but it's it's just really.
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It's no, I mean, I also I like, don't like that feeling either.
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But it kind of makes you, it makes me uncomfortable.
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And I know that I try. I should try to be more
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uncomfortable more often. That's fair.
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So like when when I'm in those situations, I'm like, let me
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like look around and like learn how to enjoy this or something.
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Yeah, but I've always I've never see.
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Also another problem is I don't know how to go to the racetrack
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and be a spectator. I literally don't know how.
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What do you do? It's not easy, just.
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Media and immediately Conor's like I've gone to Englishtown
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maybe once or twice and not done media.
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That's crazy, actually. Yeah, that makes sense.
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I just. Don't know.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do there.
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Just sit. Would you say though that you
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see your whole life through a lens anyway?
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Isn't that what the whole purpose of being a photographer
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though? Like see your life through the
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lens. I'm just gonna pretend you
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didn't say that. That's what.
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They told you in photo 101. You did, bro.
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I took a photo class in college. I'm pretty much a fucking
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professional. Film school photo class.
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Dude, I submitted photos of my fucking S13 vert to this class
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and they were like. I mean, what kind of emotion are
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you trying to deliver? And I'm like, I mean, it's a
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nice photo of the car I hated. That shit sick vert, isn't it?
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It was like, I hated that shit. What kind of emotion does this?
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I don't fucking know. The photo's good though, right?
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Sick photo. I was like look at the settings.
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The car smoke is nice. I even I I utilized the fuck out
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of that fucking photo printer at that class.
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It was this big ass printer dude.
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I would print like big ass posters or shit.
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So is that how, like artists think?
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Is that what they were trying to do in in school with that
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they're like, oh, what kind of? What are you talking about?
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The emotion thing. They just want there to be like
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a purpose behind your photo. Or like let's say you took a.
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Photo I could take a photo of Carl right now on my phone and
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it would just be a photo of Carl and then not that there's
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anything wrong with that, and then tell people.
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Can you go some type of way? Can you explain the emotion for
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me? More specific, Yeah, I don't get
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like, that's what they would ask like oh, what kind of motion
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were you trying to deliver your? Well, what?
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When you take a photo? Well, well, OK.
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Here, let me let's switch the question up a little bit so that
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it's more relevant. When you take.
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When you're behind the camera counter, when you're pointing it
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at a car, what makes you want to go shit like I should take a
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picture of this right now. That shit looks fucking dupe.
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Like, is that what's going through your head?
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Depends. On you know the car or the the
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environment around it if there's like.
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You know some something sweet going on in the background or
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just like or it just catches my eye where I'm like that looks
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tight. That may kind of get.
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Kind of down here in angle this, but it's like, even when it
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comes to video stuff, like I don't, I don't just like film
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stuff and I'll just put it out. Like there's so many videos I
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have and like edits that are just incomplete because it's
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like I look at it, I'm like, I don't know, there's nothing here
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for me. Well, that's the emotion I feel.
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No, that's different. That's done.
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You just dropped the ball. It's not done.
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What do you mean they're driving?
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Whose fault is that? Not mine.
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It was like that was your guy's job.
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That was that was someone's fault, but it wasn't ours.
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Dude, I had totally just got this crazy fucking video idea.
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I need to remember it. I was just looking at you guys
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at my. Exact thing last time you guys
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talked about Halloween. My brain was just cooking the
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whole time. I'm like, Oh my God, look, look,
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look, I'm watching this video happen right now.
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It's probably got a million videos.
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Just. Don't drop it now, because then
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someone will do it. No.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about it right now, 'cause it's gonna
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sound stupid. It's not polished enough.
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Definitely stupid. A a lot of these ideas that
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happen. But anyway, I wanna whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa. I wanna put a lid on that
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emotion. One 'cause that was a pretty
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good question, Frankie. Yeah, but you're it's not.
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You kind of took it somewhere else.
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I know, but like for example the way that I'm your question was
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good. The emotion thing, like my
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question had nothing to do with that, yes.
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It did because Connor's sitting there feeling like, like he's
18:54
seeing his car and stuff and like.
18:56
I don't know. Something makes him feel away
18:58
where he takes a picture of it, that's Connor sees kind of bad
19:01
action happening and he takes a photo of it.
19:04
To an extent, yeah. Well, if bare bones, that's what
19:06
it is. But there's a motion goes what
19:07
kind of emotion were you trying to fucking emulate?
19:10
I was horny and like, I don't know.
19:12
And then, But that brings me to my next thing.
19:14
When people go and stare at like artwork in a museum and they
19:18
just stare at I. Think I just don't understand
19:20
art for that. OK, good.
19:21
I'm glad because. If you've done to like, you know
19:23
the what is it? The Guggenheim?
19:25
Yeah. City.
19:26
Yeah. I'm just looking there.
19:27
I just ran past everything. I was like, I don't know what
19:29
I'm looking at. No.
19:30
Way I want. I looked through it.
19:31
I went on. I went there for.
19:33
Some cool things. I'm like, that'd be cool on my
19:35
wall. But like, don't they just?
19:36
Isn't that like the movies where they just stare?
19:38
Like two people are staring at a movie.
19:40
And did you just hear people? Really do that.
19:42
They do, right. They do.
19:42
Do that, yeah. And they're like, how does that
19:44
make you feel? That's 'cause they're on fucking
19:46
so much Xanax they could just pass out right there.
19:50
Like, what? That might be.
19:52
Accurate. But like, I feel like it also
19:53
depends on like the medium of the art.
19:55
You know what I'm saying? Like if it's, I guess I gotta go
19:58
to one of these. Places.
19:59
Part of the appeal of the Guggenheim Museum, if you're
20:01
like an architecture buff, is the fact that there isn't it's
20:04
it's all of it. The whole building is a fucking
20:07
there's no stairs. There is a staircase.
20:09
But. It's a ramp.
20:10
It's a gigantormous ramp. It's a parking garage.
20:12
Yeah, it's a fucking parking garage.
20:14
But like, I guess it is a fucking parking garage.
20:16
Yeah, but like that's what you described.
20:18
That's that's what the wow of that building was, at least when
20:21
I went there. And like, that's probably what
20:24
interested me more. Or like, I'll go to like New
20:26
York and look at the top of the building.
20:28
Specific art where I'm like, oh, you know, this this artist or
20:31
whatever photographer has this whole exhibit in like an Art
20:33
Museum. I'm gonna be like, wow, that's
20:34
cool. And I'm gonna actually stare at
20:36
all the photos. Do you have any artist that you
20:38
like? No.
20:39
You can't name a single one. No.
20:41
What about Bob? Ross.
20:43
Like. Physical paint like physical
20:45
art. Yeah, he's an artist.
20:47
No, I'm not obviously, Bob Ross. What about Bob Ross?
20:51
You fuck with him, do you, Carl? I fuck with Bob Ross, but aren't
20:57
there isn't. Wasn't there some crazy
20:59
allegations against Bob Ross recently?
21:01
I feel like everybody back in the day had some crazy
21:03
allegations against them and just feel like.
21:05
I feel like it's not back in the day.
21:06
I feel like it's right now. Right now, Yeah.
21:08
That's when all this shit's. Happened.
21:09
I don't think Bob Ross is still alive, is he?
21:10
Is he? No.
21:11
Bob Ross is dead. Sorry, Malcolm.
21:13
I didn't know you were running the fan club.
21:17
OK. All right.
21:18
Rest in peace. He's got like a whole load of
21:21
facts in his head right now that he's keeping from us.
21:23
Yeah, like Malcolm. I think he honestly, I think he
21:25
died from a drug overdose or. Something.
21:27
Can you look it up before we fucking put bad like he was juju
21:30
out there on fucking Bob Ross? Bad bum How?
21:33
Did Bob I have AI feel like I have an artist that I like.
21:37
You ever heard of? He had complications.
21:39
Vincent van Gogh Lymphoma. No, he was that.
21:42
He died of lymphoma. That's terrible.
21:45
Should have called that number on the commercial.
21:47
If you are a loved one, is suffering from mesothelioma,
21:49
you. But yeah, that one.
21:51
Yo, Malcolm, do you understand the art thing?
21:54
No, I don't. Really.
21:56
OK. No.
21:57
I feel like Malcolm's a pretty creative guy, so we're all
21:59
stupid as fuck, OK? That's crazy.
22:01
No, I feel I'm 100. Percent stupid, I'm well aware.
22:03
In a way, in a way I I can. I've definitely gone to like an
22:06
art gallery where I've like, enjoyed it, I've went to one.
22:10
It was the Harley-Davidson Museum.
22:12
That's not a fucking art gallery.
22:13
But it is. OK then.
22:14
I've been. In but it kind of is.
22:15
But it kind of is, though, if you think about it, art.
22:17
Your fucking car is a piece of art.
22:19
Yeah, your car is a piece of fucking art that hung the museum
22:22
though, so. You're making art technically
22:26
OK, but I went to one. OK, what kind of museum it was.
22:29
It was an art show. It was Mike, Kozio and
22:32
Sebastian. Oh.
22:33
OK, and that was cool. 'Cause it's the medium that you
22:36
enjoyed. There were cars in yes, so
22:38
there. Was cool, like a dummy.
22:40
Yeah, no, but I mean the the art, I guess viewing it as art
22:44
was cool too. But they also put, yeah, they
22:47
did like weird shit. They had like ATV on the ground,
22:49
like, yeah, videos and. Shit, yeah, but see you being
22:52
weirded out. There's a car in there.
22:53
That's an emotion. Maybe that wasn't their intent,
22:56
to give you that emotion, but I'm sure it was cool.
22:59
That's cool. But, like, I don't think I'd
23:02
have that same reaction if I went somewhere and there weren't
23:04
any, like, cars or something. Yeah.
23:06
Like if it was just straight art.
23:09
Whatever that means. It's it's different.
23:12
Yeah. It's like, oh, look at this
23:13
BLOB. It's like, oh, OK.
23:15
It might be a type BLOB. Sick.
23:19
So you do understand art then? I mean like just the idea of a.
23:22
BLOB is funny to me. Do you ever see like, just
23:24
Blobs? And you're like, that's good
23:25
art. And then look.
23:26
I say that's what are you talking, you know, like the ones
23:28
people just pick up paint and they throw it at the wall and I
23:31
think you're talking about the painting million.
23:33
I think you're talking about the painting that squidward.
23:34
Painted in that problem that is honestly fun.
23:36
Picturing yeah, that block. Oh no, I'm not thinking that.
23:40
Were Squidward sitting there like this?
23:41
No, no, no. I'm thinking like they pick up
23:43
the paint and they throw it at the wall and then they sell it
23:46
for hundreds of thousands. What about the paintings of
23:48
like? When the chicks roll around in
23:50
the pain and then they fucking got on the canvas.
23:52
Have you ever seen those? No, but that's probably similar
23:54
to what I'm talking about. Those are perverts.
23:56
Buying those? Well, no.
23:59
I would buy one of Frankie. OK.
24:01
It's like supporting your friends let.
24:03
Me know when it's on sale. See.
24:05
Supporting your friends. Yeah.
24:07
I don't know. I like that art.
24:08
Style, I guess. Every art style.
24:09
Is different. Interests certain, every, like,
24:12
everybody different. That's just like, how a lot of
24:15
us, like, are you into that Natasha thing with the car
24:17
thing? Fuck no.
24:18
See. So different subset within like
24:21
our art subset. That is the lamest shit ever.
24:25
Do this. It's just completely different.
24:27
You can't really knock on it. Like, I'll knock, I'll shit on
24:30
it, 'cause I don't know about it, but they can unfollow me if
24:31
they want. I don't understand that shit.
24:33
At the end of the day, why are there titties on your?
24:35
Car. It's just not.
24:36
It's not our cup of tea. So I feel like we'll like,
24:39
automatically just try to shit on it.
24:41
You don't like it either. I don't like it, man.
24:43
I mean, it's not my thing. Like, why would I, in my
24:45
opinion, put titties on my? My opinion This is my opinion on
24:50
how that looks if if I can't drive the car.
24:53
In public you can. They do.
24:56
They do. They got no shame.
24:57
No shame. Around children pull up, pick up
25:00
their niece, nephew. Maybe drive it to the office on
25:03
a sunny day. Frankie, didn't you say there
25:05
was a a hood with some bitch squirting?
25:07
Now that hood is awesome. You.
25:08
Know D drug way? Yeah, the D drug hood with the
25:11
girl squirting or some shit on it.
25:12
Now that shit is sick. See.
25:15
That's let you fuck with it. I fuck with that hood.
25:17
That's too much. There's a porn star legs fucking
25:20
wide open doesn't. Kazoo, you still have that hood,
25:22
I hope. What?
25:24
I hope so. This is a real yeah, it was.
25:27
Was it D drug or was it origin or was it it was origin?
25:30
Is origin the same I think? They're the same.
25:32
Or at least they had some kind of.
25:33
But but how come in that execution you like it 'cause
25:36
it's hilarious? Yeah, it's hilarious.
25:38
So. And it's not hilarious.
25:39
It's not trying to be. It's not hilarious on like, the
25:42
side of, like, a fucking Honda Accord.
25:44
That's. No, no, no.
25:46
It's not cartooned, it's a it's a real live woman.
25:49
Oh, it's like a fully printed it is right like old.
25:53
Harley stuff like nude girls, like posing on something.
25:55
It's just like full spread on the hood.
25:58
What do I type in girl squirt D? Don't type that in on.
26:01
Google, please, for the love of God, don't type that in on
26:04
Google. Oh, I've typed way worse than
26:06
that. Oh oh, I found.
26:07
It Oh my God, ain't no way. That's fucking.
26:10
Real I'm gonna put in squirt. Bro, you put too many D's.
26:13
I did. No, don't type in squirt girls
26:15
right now. There it is.
26:16
There it is. Well, that's just incredible to
26:18
me. Did you put it in the thing?
26:21
No, I I'm still looking for it. Oh, it's right there.
26:23
First photo Type D drug woman. Naked Hood.
26:26
D Drug D Drug, Woman, Naked Hood, and I'm sorry for the
26:29
other images you're going to see.
26:31
Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, they're all blurred.
26:37
Dude Malcolm, oh God, they ain't no, what?
26:41
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How do you spell D space drug?
26:45
I put dash, maybe that's the problem.
26:48
Don't you think that shit's hilarious?
26:50
It's not working. It's not working.
26:51
Come on, dude, I'll. Send it.
26:54
To you're having Malcolm go down the.
26:59
Wrong. I found it.
26:59
OK. Jesus Christ, Malcolm.
27:07
That might be the best fit I've ever seen.
27:09
All right, let me try to show this I.
27:10
Don't know how that's made, but that's like under under.
27:13
That's like coded and everything like that is.
27:15
It's not just vinyl on it, it is a real photo too.
27:18
There we go. That was at an auto show I.
27:21
Don't know. Imagine corralling your son
27:25
around and then be. Then like, Oh no, don't.
27:27
Over here, over here, over here. Or what?
27:29
If, like, you're that kid who went to that car show and then
27:32
you're going home. You're the most popular kid at
27:34
school, bro. You're like, I just saw some
27:37
fucking. You know what really, really
27:40
sucks is that this is the only photo of it.
27:43
And I would love. To know, I'm sure.
27:45
I'm sure the public wasn't. Yousef or something.
27:47
He'd probably have it. Yeah, he might.
27:49
I'm sure the public wasn't happy about that.
27:51
I want to know what's in her hand.
27:53
Is it a dildo? You reverse image.
27:57
Search. It's the the, the other fucking
28:00
photos when Malcolm searched for that have me a little alarmed,
28:04
yeah? It was weird.
28:05
Those those were scary. What the fuck I.
28:07
Can't zoom in on this, I don't want to.
28:10
Click. You're going to give this
28:11
computer a I'm done clicking. You're going to give this
28:13
computer a fucking virus. Dude, stop.
28:16
Come on, Jesus, you guys are so prude.
28:19
Do you see? But do you see how this is
28:20
getting you right now? That's emotion, you son of a
28:23
bitch. You're right.
28:24
Boom. Period.
28:26
Period. That's emotion.
28:28
I'm hard as hell. That's.
28:30
And that's on art. Would you Would you go as far as
28:36
saying that drifting is an art? I would say so.
28:40
People are trying to make this shit look cool.
28:42
Yeah, I feel like because it has multiple components within it
28:46
that let people express themselves.
28:49
Exactly so. So it like.
28:50
Whether it be your interior, the whole fucking car.
28:53
Yeah. Or like the fact that.
28:55
There's multiple of you that match or the team kind of has
28:59
the same style. That word that proceed likes to
29:02
use aura. Everybody's giving off the same
29:05
aura. That shit's cool.
29:08
But yeah, I think I would definitely call drifting art.
29:12
You're drawing lines on the ground.
29:13
Why don't they say that? That's kind of cheesy though,
29:17
isn't it? I.
29:19
Mean if you think about people, call drifting a rolling car
29:22
show. Or at least.
29:24
I don't know. At least, like Final Ballot
29:25
dudes do. People call it that.
29:26
Yeah, I've heard that, yeah. Really.
29:28
Yeah. I so and then like you know car
29:31
show is kind of like a a Museum of Art of cars.
29:38
That is and but then that that. I feel like that's where that
29:41
respect all builds portion of like the car community becomes
29:45
like important and then like but then but then it's hard to
29:48
accept it because you're like I don't like that shit.
29:52
I mean, some of it's just not deserving.
29:54
Recently somebody, I forgot somebody who somebody in the
29:58
discord was like, yeah, one time we were at final bout and
30:00
Frankie was judging a car and he really.
30:03
He was. He really got in there.
30:05
And I was like, Oh my God, I'm sorry.
30:08
But that's hilarious. Sorry, no.
30:10
I didn't say, I didn't say. You didn't let me finish.
30:12
I said. I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
30:15
I mean, in the the first final bout video when they interviewed
30:17
Frankie, oh God, he was just like, if your car doesn't look
30:20
sick, it looks like shit. Or like he was just, like
30:21
completely. Frankie told the guy who made
30:23
that video, apparently that he ruined his life.
30:26
Well, no, Will Rogue was that final bout.
30:28
The last one, Yeah. And I said hi.
30:30
And then we were talking. I was like, you don't understand
30:31
what that video has done of my life, people, you.
30:35
Can't go back now. Yeah, it's crazy.
30:37
No, I mean, I wouldn't go back. I mean, what I said it was true.
30:40
So. I feel like that that era of
30:44
that video is is so cool to me still.
30:47
Like, you could watch it and it feels vintage enough where
30:50
you're like, not vintage, 'cause that was only a few years ago.
30:52
But like, I don't know. It there's like a different vibe
30:56
in the video. You know what I mean?
30:58
Yeah, you got the photo, Yeah. You put it up.
31:00
You put it up. Yeah.
31:01
No, don't. You don't need to.
31:03
We need to put this photo up. No, it's up right now.
31:06
I I I put I mean. If we get a full res, throw that
31:08
shit up. Bro, she'll throw that photo up.
31:11
We. Should be in the back.
31:13
I want to ask the chat what the fuck is going on in that photo
31:16
other than the obvious. No way you're going to open this
31:20
up to. Oh fuck, I think I see it.
31:23
What is it? It's a hookah.
31:26
A hookah? Yeah, she's got her mouth on
31:28
something. She's sitting on a oh, the thing
31:30
over her thigh. Yeah, it's a naked chick, her
31:34
legs wide open with a hookah. That's incredible.
31:39
You're trying to smell also. You're a fucking horny guy
31:49
today. I was joking earlier.
31:50
I don't. I don't think.
31:52
I think the hookah makes it kind of lame now.
31:55
You don't fuck with hookahs. That's kind of wack too, to be
31:57
honest with you. You liked it better when it was
31:59
a dildo, yes. I From here, I did.
32:02
From here it looks like a fucking KitchenAid, yeah?
32:05
Like a hand vacuum. Or something.
32:06
Anyway, here's my here's my idea.
32:08
Like a vacuum, I'm trying to redo this hood.
32:10
No. No.
32:11
No. No.
32:12
No. No Trying to redo this hood.
32:13
No. No, no, I'm putting a with
32:15
Sasha, Sasha Grey on the car, legs wide.
32:18
Nope. No.
32:19
Nope. Nope.
32:20
Nope. Nope.
32:20
Nope. No.
32:21
That was worth a shot. You just released kid shirts.
32:25
OK, well, that's for those are for the kids.
32:26
These are for the adults, OK? This one has an age.
32:31
Restriction. When you go to this section, you
32:33
think you'd get fucking pulled over for that?
32:35
I would think so. You might.
32:36
It's like public well, you can drive around with fucking anime
32:38
titties fucking all over. You probably can't do that.
32:41
It's fucking realistically. We didn't even cover that part.
32:46
There's a lot of things you can't do.
32:48
You haven't even. Covered that?
32:49
Probably, yeah. But when was the last time we
32:51
all stayed? Oh wait, hold on.
32:53
Allegedly stayed within the fucking law of vehicle.
32:56
Oh yeah, I mean. Do you think I've ever allegedly
32:59
getting a gotten a car inspected?
33:00
Nope. Allegedly breaking the law.
33:03
Just fucking animate titties on. On this.
33:08
Episode of Cops. We chase a 2007 Nissan Altima
33:14
down Route 21. Titties animate titties all over
33:17
it, and then it cuts to the scene of the guy.
33:19
Yeah, we got a call. You know why I pulled you over?
33:22
You got fucking cannons on the side of your fucking car?
33:25
Do you mind hiding them ham hockers?
33:28
God damn, I just had to get a better look.
33:32
Go on, get out of here. You know what?
33:34
You know what? You know what's funny to me?
33:35
Since we're just bringing up random bullshit, I guess that
33:38
makes you laugh. You know what?
33:39
What gets me going, I've. I've said it before.
33:41
Again, is the comments of shit. I don't really care much for the
33:45
fucking photo anymore. It's while other people are
33:48
reacting, right? So you mean like on Instagram or
33:51
something? Yeah, here's an example.
33:52
I don't know why this is on my feed, but like a bikini bike
33:59
wash, right? Why?
34:00
Why is that on your feet? It's like Harley-Davidson shit.
34:03
It's like at a Harley-Davidson bar and like, you know, I mean
34:07
big bike guy, you know, and I don't know if you know, but I
34:09
got a bike recently myself. Yeah.
34:12
But we could talk about that after.
34:15
That we we go. Or I'll, I'll be looking on
34:18
there and I'm like all right photo of some like, you know
34:20
couple females washing a bike but then you look at the.
34:23
Comments. Oh no and.
34:25
It's like. This.
34:26
Middle-aged dude. Comments on it would be like
34:31
comments on something that says like I should bring my bike
34:34
around more often or or like wish I was that Terry Clark.
34:41
She could really clean a hall. Get in there.
34:45
Oh man. No or like.
34:46
Those are the best of all. The boomers in the comments.
34:50
Beautiful sweetheart. Nice.
34:53
Yes. Unnecessary.
34:56
Compliments. But.
34:59
She's going to see the comet. Nice pair of T-shirts.
35:07
Beautiful. Literally.
35:09
You always see that. Oh my God.
35:11
Good girl. Oh.
35:13
God, not the oh Nah dude, that's you.
35:16
No, that is not me. Yes it is.
35:18
I know someone that has said that, but that is not.
35:20
Me. That's crazy.
35:21
Yeah, that. That's crazy.
35:23
But that's the funniest shit ever, dude.
35:25
It's all over my timeline. Like it'll be like a football
35:30
game. There's like one mom that's like
35:32
a pretty attractive looking mom. I'm not going to lie.
35:34
And then the comments MILF be like, God damn I love Florida.
35:41
Just like a Florida fan in the middle of like a sea of other
35:43
fans. I don't fucking know.
35:44
I'm not a sports person, So what happened when you picked up the
35:46
bike from Wags? So yeah, recently I acquired a
35:50
bike from Wags. At first, you wanted a pair of
35:53
tires for it, or a set of tires for it.
35:55
That was months ago. Fair trade.
35:57
I didn't have money for a pair of tires at the time, or at
35:59
least I didn't want to. I didn't want to spend the
36:01
money. I didn't really need the bike.
36:03
And then eventually, Wags was like, yo, it's like, kind of
36:05
neglected. Can we just pause right here,
36:07
Malcolm? Remember how he would always
36:08
send us bikes and stuff and they'd be really shitty and we'd
36:10
be like, hey, why don't you just spend like an extra 200 bucks
36:12
and get one that works? But this one is for this much.
36:16
All of those were triple the cost of a pair of tires.
36:19
OK, continue. Need.
36:21
No way, dude. I just knew that every fucking
36:24
time you sent this some shit, it was cap as fuck, no.
36:27
Literally. Wait, there was you're like, you
36:29
know it's. 500 bucks I'm gonna go get.
36:30
It. No, no, no, no, no.
36:31
There was only one where I was legitimately gonna go get it.
36:34
And then I stopped myself. I was like, you know what?
36:36
No, I'm gonna keep putting this money away.
36:37
It's gonna be sweet for the winter.
36:39
You don't even know Jay-Z. You mean fucking no, dude, just
36:42
chill out, OK? Anyway, this fucking guy.
36:45
Anyway, so. We go, I go to go pick up this
36:50
bike because I get a text from Kevin Wags like, yo, like, you
36:54
know, we'll coordinate this time where we can pick up the bike
36:57
and then we we go go get it. He has a Miata as well and he's
37:02
like, let's warm up the Miata. I'm like, I'm down.
37:04
For no reason. I definitely wanted to, like,
37:07
hang out. I don't really get to talk to
37:08
Wags often. We're always like, drifting or
37:10
like doing something. So, like, Wax is a really
37:13
interesting guy. He's been everywhere.
37:16
OK, like the stickers on his car are like Park.
37:18
Did you see the one that said don't sell, I sell crack to the
37:21
CIA or something like that? It just says I sell crack for
37:25
the CIA. No.
37:27
What gets me is he always puts his That's an artist right
37:29
there. Wags is a crazy artist.
37:31
He's a crazy artist, 'cause he just thinks outside of the box.
37:33
There's like, here's an example of him thinking you thought
37:37
someone was scaring you again. Yeah, because you you're looking
37:39
over here. It's freaking just cross eyed.
37:41
My shit goes everywhere you. Son of a bitch.
37:43
You see what you did to me? And nothing's there except Lewis
37:47
and a mask. No.
37:48
No one's there, dude. Stop fucking around.
37:51
I swear to God, we're here to pod anyway, we're here to Pod.
37:55
Keep it serious. Look at his titties.
37:57
So. We go, we, we we're looking at
38:01
the Miata. And here's an example of Wags's
38:05
artistry. There's a random sticker just
38:08
says Rez RES. And.
38:11
He said I was like, what's Rez? And he's like, oh, there was a
38:14
whole sticker there. It said like custom restoration.
38:16
I just peel the rest of it. Now it says rez and I'm like,
38:19
what the fuck? OK, so then he blows glass or
38:22
used to blow glass for a living. I thought that that was
38:24
interesting. How many people do you know blow
38:26
glass 1? And like he has a machine for it
38:29
and stuff. And it's like, I would have, I
38:31
would love to just sit there and watch him.
38:32
It's fun. I've done it.
38:33
You've. You've done it.
38:34
Yeah, I've watched it. Oh, I I think I have actually
38:36
done it too with him, but. What's that?
38:38
What's that like? Like what does the glass do?
38:40
It makes no sense to me. What see.
38:42
Yeah, that takes skill. That's an art.
38:44
Yeah, it is 100%. Yeah, it's crazy.
38:46
Anyway, we start up the Miata now.
38:48
The emotion, it makes me feel like I don't fucking know, Is
38:52
it? I'm just watching it happen,
38:53
dude. It's fucking coming out.
38:55
And then it gets hard because the fire's not on it.
38:57
And then that's it. You.
38:58
That's it. You're done.
39:00
Looks cool, but like emotion anyway continue so.
39:06
I mean that you got it's got to probably whatever you don't get
39:08
it. You know, I don't.
39:09
I don't get it. But you are an artist.
39:11
It's weird. Yeah, 'cause I feel like I do
39:12
have little things. You look like a fucking artist.
39:15
I have little things in my brain.
39:16
Kid Rock. Yeah, Kid Rock not have been
39:19
brought up with you on the podcast.
39:21
Thank you for taking care of that right off the bat.
39:23
It was either that or Silverstein, so I'm down with
39:25
that. Yeah, but not anymore.
39:27
It's too long now. Yeah, you're right.
39:30
You're right. Anyway, we start this Miata up.
39:32
It's been sitting for a little while.
39:34
He brought this thing over from Washington.
39:35
It's a crazy story, too, how he brought it here.
39:38
He like, left it there. He lived in Washington and left
39:40
it there. Yes.
39:41
And then his buddy, as a surprise, shipped it here.
39:46
Yeah. Isn't that cool, 'cause he
39:47
didn't know how to get it back. He was probably broke at the
39:49
time. He was like, I I I don't really
39:50
know what to do with it. So here it is.
39:52
He was going to give it to them. He he said he gave it to him and
39:55
then he came home and then he was like, yeah, they're just
39:58
make sure you're home between this time and it showed up.
40:00
I thought that that was awesome. I could never get rid of a car.
40:02
It's his first car too. Yeah, and it's like pretty.
40:05
It's pretty clean. I was like, dude, this.
40:06
Is not far off? No.
40:08
It's pretty clean from Miata standard.
40:09
Are you crazy? No, you're just not used to.
40:12
Sorry, Wags, that car is totaled.
40:14
No, it's a little. You know it is.
40:15
Why? What makes a total?
40:17
When he got that car, it was mint condition, beautiful.
40:20
It's got low mileage. Mint condition like.
40:23
Like, came off the showroom, he said. 28,000 miles, that's why.
40:28
He bought. It when you see that car now.
40:31
No, dude, it's not clean, bro, but it comes with age, he he.
40:36
Said he's. Said.
40:37
He's literally fucking done so much shit in that car.
40:40
Age, Dude. It's gonna get beaten up.
40:43
Carl, the quarters are smashed. Everything's fucked.
40:45
It's gonna get beaten up. It's a rot.
40:47
It's a car that's been driven. And it's for sale if you all
40:50
wanna buy it. No, it's not.
40:51
No, it's not. No, it's not.
40:52
I'm gonna help Wags fix that thing, I told him, like I'd be
40:54
down to help him fix it. Probably take an afternoon's
40:56
worth of work. Good.
40:58
So then anyway, we started up, it turns on, no problem, and
41:02
we're letting it run while we move the bike out.
41:04
The bike, it's it's like the brakes are seized.
41:07
It's been sitting for like maybe a year or two.
41:09
I forgot what he said. And then and then for some
41:13
reason I'm like, yo, is that smoke back there?
41:15
Like you know it looks kind of smoky there and and his dad is
41:19
helping us and his dad also noticed the smoke.
41:21
So we're like, we we walk over. I'm like it might just be
41:24
overheating. Nah, different kind of smoke.
41:28
We, we we look in the engine Bay.
41:30
I'm like, Oh my God, fire. And then Wags is like, oh, we
41:34
got a fire. Calmly.
41:35
How? Big was the fire.
41:37
It was like a bird's nest down there, dude that just lit on
41:40
fire because it was sitting on the header.
41:42
So, oh, there was an actual bird's nest on the header.
41:44
I don't know if there's I can't. It might have been Princess.
41:47
Cover your ears. I don't know if there was a bird
41:49
on it or if there's anything living on it.
41:52
We didn't check so. There's definitely something.
41:55
It just starts lighting up, dude.
41:57
And was it sitting wags? I don't know.
41:59
I don't know. Long time, I don't know, Wags.
42:02
His dad grabs the hose. I he gives it to me.
42:04
I spray it once one quick little.
42:08
Then it's like gone and I'm like, oh, thank God, you know.
42:11
And then it went out and then we finished loading the rest of the
42:14
bike and I gave Wags A carton of cigarettes.
42:16
I was wasn't going to let him get it for free.
42:18
I know a carton of cigarettes isn't.
42:19
Like, wasn't going to show up empty handed.
42:21
Yeah, here's a carton of cigarettes.
42:22
This is equal. I tagged him too.
42:25
I was like, what kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
42:26
And you, I was like, you smoke lights, right?
42:28
And he's like, Yep. And I'm like OK.
42:31
Cool cigarettes. Then you got it to run in two
42:32
hours and that was that. No.
42:34
So I watched the the week building up to that.
42:37
I've never fucked with anything with a carburetor.
42:39
The last time I did this is what I did to clean them.
42:42
I just dumped a bunch of. Acetone.
42:45
Seafoam and like, acetone down the carbs and just pulled the
42:48
fucking throttle a bunch. Until while I was running.
42:51
No, until I until I saw the the shit falling out.
42:54
I'm like, OK, that's fine, put them back.
42:56
Horrible. Yeah, this time I took them
42:59
apart, 'cause I watched videos leading up to this moment where
43:02
I picked it up, took it apart, cleaned it.
43:05
I felt so fucking cool. I swear to you, I had the radio
43:10
going in the fucking garage. Yeah.
43:11
When? You're.
43:12
Not gonna take it. Yeah.
43:14
In the summer of 69 Fucking. Ready to cut your sleeves off?
43:19
Like instantaneously? I got my overalls on, but like a
43:22
wife beater under it, oh God. And like I got a towel, like
43:26
laid out with the whole all the whole carburetors.
43:28
Like disassembled, but it's like perfectly organized.
43:31
Shop Rag Laid out? Yeah, all laid out.
43:33
And then I'm just sitting there cleaning every piece with like
43:35
pipe brushes and shit spraying it.
43:37
That's how they used to do it. Put it back together, Slap it
43:40
back, kicked it a couple. Times, Yeah.
43:42
Kicked her over. Couldn't do it.
43:44
Couldn't do it, but but you couldn't actually kick it, bro.
43:49
How people did that shit blows my mind.
43:53
It's a lot different on a Harley-Davidson.
43:55
It's a lot different when I watch it on the Internet because
43:57
I'm like, oh, OK, let me put my whole body into this bitch.
44:00
So I like stand on. It I'm fucking standing on it
44:03
and I'm like nothing happens. I did that like 20 times.
44:07
Dude, come on. So then I repaired the electric
44:10
start instead. So then I'm like looking at it.
44:12
Some of the wires are disconnected.
44:13
I connect it, then the electric start starts to work.
44:16
So then I'm like, OK, cool, it didn't turn on.
44:19
I'm like, fuck, nothing happened.
44:21
Dude, I used to kick that bike. Over my my Honda, when it would
44:24
stall at a light, you can kick that thing on.
44:27
I had to kick it on. The electric start was broke.
44:30
I broke it and how does it break?
44:33
You you saw how it works. It's pretty simple.
44:36
Probably some wires fucking broke and then so why didn't you
44:39
just repair it? I don't know.
44:40
There's more to it. Kicking the bike is so
44:43
laborious. Dear God.
44:45
It's not that bad. It, like runs.
44:47
Maybe. Maybe it's 'cause I don't know,
44:48
the the the plugs were like kind of fouled.
44:50
I pulled them before I got here and looked at them and I was
44:53
like. Yeah, you did a full tune up
44:54
before you came over. I was doing a valve lash
44:57
adjustment and a Cam chain adjustment.
44:59
We were worried about Connor being late, coming from fucking
45:01
Long Island, but Carl's weird. Tinkering, dude.
45:05
I love. I love working on it, dude.
45:07
It's such a fun thing to work on.
45:09
Like I don't get immediately covered in grease.
45:15
Wags and everything's small. Wags took really good care of
45:18
this bike, like it's been sitting, but like it's it's as
45:21
if like it was preserved and like I just got to do, I
45:24
replaced all the fuel lines with like new ones that I had laying
45:27
around, you know, 30R9 on that bitch passes tech.
45:32
You got it drifted or what? Dude, I just want to drive it
45:35
around the block. It keeps shutting off.
45:38
It's a 1979 XS 650. It's a Yamaha.
45:42
It was one of the most massively sold bikes, dude.
45:46
The Facebook group's amazing for it.
45:48
Just a lot of info. It's just a lot of older guys
45:50
that are like if it's got oil in it and it's got spark and fuel.
45:54
You're good to go. You're good to go.
45:56
Brother, it's sick and it's air cooled like it turned on.
45:59
Bro. The whole neighborhood was
46:01
probably like, what the fuck is that?
46:02
That's cool, man. Glad you got a motorcycle.
46:05
Yeah, Connor, you have a nice set of vehicles.
46:09
Does he I? Have one vehicle, I was gonna
46:11
say, well, you have a Subaru, that's a daily that's.
46:13
My mom wagon. It's a nice car, but you also
46:16
have another nice car. It's just the 240.
46:19
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. Do we have a picture?
46:21
Do you have a picture of it, Frankie?
46:22
You got a photo Cuz a lot of people, I feel like, forget that
46:25
Connor has this car. Connor's car is cool as fuck.
46:28
It's cool as shit. Everyone, Josh and Rick call it
46:31
Tupac car. Wait, what?
46:33
Why? Cuz they never see it, it
46:35
doesn't exist. That is Connor's car, bro.
46:40
I mean, that's not a bad thing. Like a good photo up.
46:42
That's where it looks good. That's a nice ass photo, dude.
46:45
It's a great car. It's very unique looking.
46:48
Oh, that's. A good one, Connor.
46:50
You remember? I'll agree with that one.
46:51
You remember when we met? How did you meet Frankie Connor?
46:54
I'm. Assuming a club was around the
46:56
time I took that photo. Nope.
46:58
No. Nope.
47:00
Oh. I think we are at a It was when
47:02
you were bullying me at the Dairy Queen.
47:04
Yeah, no, it was at some shop. I don't remember the name of the
47:07
shop, but. Ah, yeah, Salokin.
47:11
Yeah, when Chris Carbone was getting his car built.
47:14
Justin was doing something with the wiring, yeah.
47:16
Yeah, we got hall guys at 5:00 in the morning.
47:18
Did we get Hall all guys too? Then when I when we were working
47:21
on Chris Carbone's car, we would, I was like, I don't know,
47:24
maybe my first year in college. I would go to class, go straight
47:27
to John's shop, yeah, and then like.
47:29
John. That was his name, yeah.
47:30
John. And then we'd go, he'd start
47:32
working on it and then it would just get to be like one 2:00 in
47:35
the morning and they'd be like, all right.
47:37
Hello guys. What year is around?
47:39
What year is this I? Like 14 probably.
47:41
Like 2014, 1013, Damn. So all guys were still like kind
47:44
of you could go there? It was like the 53rd and 6th
47:46
carton. You didn't go to the store.
47:48
And we should go tonight. Yo, chill.
47:51
Fuck out. He's got to go our way anyway.
47:53
No, he doesn't. I'm not stopping in the goddamn
47:55
city. Anyway, continue.
47:59
I don't know. And it was just that it was just
48:00
like, it would be like 4:00 in the morning and he'd be like,
48:03
well, I'm hungry, let's go get hall, guys.
48:05
And we'd get in John Slogan's Truck.
48:08
So he was addicted to it, He. Was 100% addicted.
48:10
Yeah. But like, you guys influenced it
48:12
too. Yeah, because you guys came to
48:13
just randomly like chicken wire, this car to get it to run.
48:17
And then you guys were like. It's good to go well, dude.
48:19
We. Guys, if we're in Long Island,
48:21
we're definitely going to. Hello guys before we go home.
48:23
That's like a given because it's on the.
48:25
On the way. I mean, no, it is not.
48:27
It's kind of, it's like, it's like what, a 20 minutes delay?
48:29
Only thing that's open at that time.
48:31
Exactly. It's perfect.
48:32
Excuse bro. Everything is open again in New
48:34
York. You can get from.
48:35
No. No, stop.
48:36
Especially after COVID. Like nothing's really open that
48:38
late anymore. Here either Diners close at like
48:41
fucking 10. That's bullshit.
48:43
Like, what the fuck is that? I want to make this is like the
48:46
prime hour who. The fuck goes to a diner at 8:00
48:48
PM? Five PM who?
48:51
What? What kind of freak of nature?
48:55
I'm going to McDonald's at that time?
48:58
No, but really, like, it's just don't get me started that the
49:02
biggest thing that happened from COVID, the biggest failure of
49:06
this country is that. Everything.
49:08
Closes everything closing early. No one ever really went back.
49:12
The deaths. Their original.
49:13
Hours. I mean, that's one thing.
49:14
But the fucking shit. Closing early, bro.
49:18
Bro, here we fuck. Dude, here we fuck.
49:21
It not even 20. 4 hour Walmart Anymore with the unhinged shit?
49:25
Well, good 'cause, Walmart. Sucks.
49:27
Fuck Walmart, bro. Nothing was cooler than going to
49:30
Walmart in Woodbury at like, fucking four in the morning.
49:33
Nothing's with your friends. OK, fine.
49:36
Maybe at 4:00 in the morning. It was so weird.
49:38
You know who you would see at 4:00 in the morning in a
49:40
Walmart? Creatures.
49:41
Scary, dude. Yeah, and the further fucking
49:45
West and South you get, the weirder they get.
49:48
False, Yes, but also like some of that.
49:51
Sounds like an adventure I've never had.
49:53
Like Walmart, I've gotten has been like exciting.
49:55
I've never had like, a bad experience in like a Southern
49:57
Walmart, like, everybody's way nicer.
49:59
Way nicer. Maybe you're uncomfortable, but
50:02
like everybody's way nicer. Maybe you're uncomfortable.
50:04
That's definitely, but everybody's way nicer, I'm
50:06
telling you. Yeah, sure.
50:07
Yeah. Because it's 4:00 in the
50:09
morning, and they're like, bright and happy.
50:10
And you're like, why are you like this?
50:12
Yeah. But then you go to the Teterboro
50:13
Walmart at 4:00 PM. And then you never.
50:16
I would rather cut my wrist than go there at 4:00 PM.
50:19
It's fucking packed, dude. You can't do anything.
50:22
And then everyone's in the lot hitting each other and shit.
50:24
They don't know how to draw. You're like, why am I here?
50:27
I could have just Amazon, the fucking one thing I needed and
50:31
not, I told myself it was, I think you were working here,
50:34
Malcolm. It was like a year or two ago.
50:36
Oh yeah. Yeah, I came back.
50:37
I was like, I am never going to Walmart ever again.
50:40
That was the last time. Glad you're all here to witness
50:42
that. And I and I never did.
50:44
After that I go to Walmart for random shit.
50:46
I can't. Maybe it's just because of this
50:48
one. Maybe they didn't build a
50:49
parking lot. Closer to Walmart.
50:51
It's your only Walmart nearby. There's another one down 46, but
50:56
the Teterboro one is pretty convenient.
50:57
Yeah, if. You you won't go to.
50:59
It if you like driving around in circles, that's like the nicest
51:01
Walmart though in my opinion, 'cause my Walmart is a fuck
51:05
show. Dude, it's a zoo now.
51:07
You just got to know how to act in there.
51:09
I can't even get in. You got to go to the Newark one.
51:11
Look, look, look, look. This is what you do.
51:13
You said Newark? Or Harrison.
51:15
Wherever. Do you want fucking go in there?
51:17
This is the Walmart. This is the Walmart hack for
51:20
you. Don't go.
51:22
No, you pull up, you park somewhere you know you can walk
51:25
quickly to and from but away from everyone 'cause that's
51:30
going to take so long when everybody's sitting there
51:33
fucking trying to find a parking spot.
51:34
When the parking lot is massive and you just throw the car in a
51:38
parking spot, you walk in, you fucking go right where you got
51:42
to go. Hit the self-service line really
51:45
fast and get out, dude, What else do you got to do?
51:48
Just have to go after like 8-9 o'clock.
51:50
I agree. No, if you and you also never go
51:52
on a Sunday. Worst.
51:53
Experience ever. Sunday is absolutely the worst
51:55
time. There's nothing to it, though.
51:56
You just walk in there like you have a mission and you need to
51:59
be out of there and everyone will get the hell out of your
52:01
way and then you just fucking go home.
52:03
It's just like any other story. Another thing, and it's just
52:06
like another story. Why the fuck are you checking my
52:09
receipt, motherfucker? I just paid bitch.
52:12
I fucking hate that shit dude, 'cause people are trying to
52:15
steal cases of water. They.
52:16
Do that shit. I walk right by them.
52:18
They're like Sir Sir. I'm like bye.
52:19
No, no, no. Half the half the time they're
52:21
not even checking that shit. I know they're checking it when
52:23
you have something like big on the cart.
52:25
It's 2023. We're done checking receipts,
52:28
guys. Come on.
52:29
OK, let's. Let's if you're gonna check my
52:30
receipt, just make me check out in a line like.
52:33
Yeah, or here. Here's a better idea.
52:34
Instead of checking my receipt, put someone at the fucking
52:37
register. How about that, 'cause there's
52:40
forty of them that no one's at. Yeah, there is like an always
52:43
excess. I always feel like when I was a
52:46
kid, I remember just waiting on those lines at Walmart.
52:48
Or so, just sitting on the back of the cart like that little
52:51
thing. Yeah, It's just no logic
52:52
involved in anything over there. I'm sorry.
52:55
Now they just push everybody to self-serve lines.
52:57
Yeah, and then they're like, OK, now check out yourself.
53:00
OK, now come to me and I'll check your why?
53:04
Well, I feel like that's like the workforce still holding on
53:07
to like they're OK We still have to be involved.
53:09
No, don't. Don't give me that bullshit,
53:11
Carl 'cause just. Put someone at a register if
53:14
they if they cared about the workforce, they wouldn't put
53:16
robot. That's where you're That's what
53:18
you're expecting too much? You think they give a shit about
53:20
their workforce? No, I don't.
53:21
That's the problem. It's fucking bullshit, man.
53:24
The problem is it's like a higher corporate.
53:26
I feel like they're looking at it and they're like we're taking
53:29
care of our workforce. We have all these benefits in
53:31
place, so. Here's where we end in this
53:32
conversation. Steal everything from your local
53:35
Walmart. That's.
53:37
We're not endorsing to do that at all.
53:39
OK? And hobby.
53:39
Lobby Hobby, Yeah. Wait, no, Hobby Lobby's kind of
53:43
like that's kind of more like, that's the best.
53:45
Place to steal. Come on.
53:47
That's great, but that's not. That's corporate how it is, I'm
53:49
sure. What makes it hold on.
53:51
What makes it the best place to steal.
53:52
Allegedly, I. Don't know.
53:53
They got cool stuff, that's. It.
53:57
Walmart, you could. I remember my friend stole a
53:59
Turkey once. What's the what's the craziest
54:01
thing you've you've ever allegedly stole?
54:03
We're well past the 10 year mark.
54:05
Witnessed was the Turkey witness I.
54:09
Watched a friend steal a a mini keg.
54:11
He just put it under his shirt and walked.
54:13
Out like a Heineken Mini, like those little ones, that's kind
54:17
of hard. That's a big object.
54:19
This is. A good question, Carl, and I
54:20
wish I could remember what the craziest I'm trying to think of,
54:22
what the craziest I know the first thing I ever stole was.
54:25
What the first thing I ever stole was we were at a BJS once
54:29
and like, I went to Catholic school and there were like weird
54:32
fads that went around. I feel like that that, like,
54:35
trended randomly like the silver Sharpie when it came out, like
54:39
the silver Sharpie when it came, my mom would, I would ask my
54:43
mom, I'm like, mom, can I, like get like these silver Sharpies?
54:46
And she's like, you already have markers.
54:47
Like, why the fuck do you want more of his markers?
54:49
Like, it's just another marker. And then we were at Costco and I
54:52
saw one there, like just chilling.
54:55
So I just, like took it and put it in my pocket.
54:58
And the whole time we're at Costco, I'm buzzing so hard.
55:02
So I'm like, Oh my God, like they're gonna they know, they
55:04
know, they know, they know. They're gonna, they're gonna
55:06
find. And then I went home, fucking
55:07
had a silver Sharpie, was you know late on the trend.
55:11
I can't remember. That was the first thing I ever
55:12
stole. Connor, what about you, you
55:14
fucking thief? I really don't think I've saw
55:16
her. Like, I mean, maybe like candy
55:17
bars and stuff like that, but I've never really been like, I
55:19
got to steal the shit out of this.
55:20
Wow, you're good. I'm just preached to steal from
55:22
Hobby Lobby. I don't actually steal from.
55:24
Hobby. That's fucked up.
55:26
You're telling me you're not a. You're not doing little petty
55:29
thievery when you're. No.
55:31
I don't think I've bought like groceries.
55:32
Lowe's. Groceries is different.
55:34
That's insane. Why groceries?
55:37
What are you stealing for groceries?
55:38
For one. Not 6, that's high.
55:41
That's that's what I do when I go to like Home Depot or Lowe's.
55:43
That's highway. For one bolt, not 37 exactly.
55:48
That's who's going to know. That happened once when I was
55:52
buying like something big like a few pieces of lumber, and I
55:56
think she just. She stole the lumber.
55:57
I I think she just the there's a person there, the pro line and
56:02
then she rang it up. The only line you should use and
56:04
she rang it up for me and I was like.
56:06
I parked in the pro spot too. That's embarrassing.
56:10
Every time I park right in there.
56:12
It's a 8 foot bed. They don't look twice.
56:14
They're like this guy's got places to.
56:16
Be Yeah, put the put the plywood in there.
56:18
Pull. And then I walk out with a
56:19
chocolate bar or something. Sorry, I just needed this really
56:22
bad. Yeah, and 20 washers in my
56:24
pocket. You know, they, you know, they
56:26
try to do too. They put five of everything in
56:29
the bag. Like bolts.
56:30
Oh, you need five? No one needs 5, bitch.
56:34
So I'm going to Wait, wait, what?
56:35
What? What 5?
56:36
Like they'll have a plastic bag with like nuts or or washers and
56:40
they'll be. 5 not 4, not 2, not 65.
56:46
No one needs. Five.
56:47
They always got to buy an extra pack.
56:50
Oh, so it's staggered. It.
56:54
Doesn't matter to me because I'm stealing everything anyway, so
56:58
it doesn't matter. Here's the one place I don't
56:59
steal what mom and pop stores. Fuck no.
57:02
I would never. I'd never do that.
57:04
I would never in a million years.
57:05
There's a hardware store by me. It's and this is what I support.
57:08
So On the contrary of you stealing allegedly from your Big
57:14
Corp home corpse. Let's.
57:16
Go. OK, so On the contrary, I love
57:20
my fucking hardware store. Warrenville Hardware in Warren,
57:24
NJ is the best fucking hardware store ever.
57:27
The staff there, the staff there is helpful, like they're direct.
57:31
They don't fucking if you if you tell them you don't need help.
57:34
Some people in there, they fucking don't need help.
57:36
They know what they're doing more than you.
57:37
They'll Ron Swanson. You like I know more than you
57:40
and then leave. OK?
57:42
And like they're so nice. And the hardware section dude,
57:46
fucking huge wall. Everything is labeled.
57:49
Everything's where it's got to be.
57:51
They give you a pencil and a baggie and you write down the
57:54
number and the price of the bolt.
57:56
I've never written the wrong number or bolt there.
58:00
Do they count it too? They just look at the little bag
58:03
and then write what you got on it.
58:06
I've gone there for. Yeah, I've had that.
58:08
There's a place in Hillsdale like that.
58:09
It's my go to dude. Anytime I need any type of
58:12
hardware, all the hardware in the IS engine Bay that is that
58:15
is replaced. I wiped out their inventory with
58:17
that week. I just bought all the bolts.
58:20
That's cool, man. We got one down the street.
58:22
Love that. Love that.
58:23
Place Why? Don't you put your hood?
58:24
On I don't know. I shot like it was necessary.
58:26
Your hand looks massive. We're talking about, like,
58:28
stealing shit. Like, hey, I gotta get a little.
58:31
Yeah, I didn't. Steal anything?
58:32
There's a hardware store down the street.
58:34
Well, it's actually just someone's basement, but but not
58:37
his basement. It's like a.
58:38
It's like his front. It's his foyer, yeah.
58:43
So that place is cool. Hasn't had a fucking thing I
58:46
needed ever. But Chris seems to be lucky when
58:49
he walks in there. Yeah.
58:50
What? I got the lawnmower.
58:51
Man down my block. You do?
58:53
Lawnmower Man. He's just got like, lawn mowers
58:56
all over the place. Something wrong with your
58:58
lawnmower. You go down to his house, this
58:59
dude just pulls out like draws and he's just like, I got this
59:02
bolt right here. Really.
59:03
Wow. Is what?
59:04
Your name this is on Long Island.
59:06
Literally, literally down the block from my house.
59:08
Like it's his house on the island.
59:11
That's pretty cool. Oh, it's a Craftsman 67.
59:13
Yeah, I've got that carburetor, bro.
59:18
I don't understand. Really.
59:19
Like pulling out the little drawer.
59:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, this one gets stuck.
59:27
It's in this bag. I know it is.
59:28
It's somewhere in here that's weird.
59:30
No, It's in like the the the brake fluid bottle that's cut
59:33
open and they use it as a cup. Yeah, yeah, because that's what
59:36
I do now. Because you're getting old and
59:38
now because I'm a source. Oh, that's what?
59:40
Yeah, that's what old people would say.
59:42
I guess. That's what my fucking one great
59:44
uncle does. And when we were kids, when we
59:46
were kids, we would make fun of him because he would just like,
59:48
hodgepodge a bunch, a bunch of this stuff.
59:50
That's because he grew up when containers weren't available.
59:54
Like it wasn't at the store. Well, like I was.
59:56
Just like you find something and make it a container.
59:58
I feel like the mantra back then was that you had like more
1:00:01
intention to fix shit. Yeah, cuz you you'd wanna keep
1:00:04
it for longer. This is the replacement
1:00:06
generation. Yeah, everything's like
1:00:07
disposable. Yeah, disposable generation.
1:00:09
Yeah, fast fashion. What fast?
1:00:12
What? Fast fashion?
1:00:15
OK, no, but yeah, that's what it is now.
1:00:19
Like, my grandpa would always be like, all right, let's fix it.
1:00:21
I'm like, no. Yeah, like now I'm just going to
1:00:24
get a new one. Yeah, let's fix it.
1:00:26
I'm like, this is a radio from the 40s.
1:00:28
We don't need it anymore. But we have TV Grandpa.
1:00:31
That's literally what we're doing, Pops.
1:00:33
That's what you're doing now. Why didn't you just get a new
1:00:36
shell? Yeah, but they look cooler.
1:00:40
These cars look cooler than new cars.
1:00:41
That's probably literally how your grandfather no, he thought
1:00:44
he needed a radio. It's different.
1:00:46
Yeah, he thought he needed. That same mentality you got to
1:00:48
keep keep the I get what you're saying.
1:00:50
I mean, I would rather fix an old radio too, so I can't really
1:00:52
say I know. I know you would.
1:00:54
I know you fucking would. Yeah, so I get it.
1:00:57
But sometimes you got to draw the fucking line, man.
1:01:00
Like our landlord, he comes in here with like some what did he
1:01:04
come in that? I don't think you were here,
1:01:06
Malcolm. He came in with the fucking
1:01:08
dude. He came in with the oldest
1:01:11
fucking snow blower or something.
1:01:14
And I'm like, Barry, Listen man, let it go it it's from the 70s,
1:01:20
dude. It's not.
1:01:21
It's the best ones. I'm like, dude, it's not
1:01:24
happening anymore with this thing, man.
1:01:26
Like. He wants to like, get it going,
1:01:27
Yeah. He wants us to fix it.
1:01:28
I'm like, what's the book? Time on a 67 Fucking.
1:01:32
I'm like, I don't know. Why does he has?
1:01:34
He told you like why he wants to save that one.
1:01:37
All you have to do is just walk into his office and you don't
1:01:39
need to talk to anyone. You'll you'll see why he wants
1:01:41
to save it. There's trinkets everywhere.
1:01:43
Just old stuff he likes. He likes electronics and he
1:01:46
likes old. Stuff.
1:01:48
Probably a cool guy to talk to you.
1:01:50
You should get him on the pot. It's not a bad idea, to be
1:01:52
honest with you, but yeah, he I. Want to be like, what's your
1:01:56
favorite trinket you got? Yeah.
1:01:58
Pulls. He's got Dude, He's got a lot of
1:02:00
stuff. This is a.
1:02:01
Gem from Arabia and and I feel bad because I know I'm going to
1:02:06
end up being that person. So like, I don't want to be too.
1:02:08
Far wait. Don't point around.
1:02:11
Everything in here is new. There's a relics all over the
1:02:14
shop. My car is not a relic.
1:02:16
The fucking bathroom has relics all over it.
1:02:19
There's a shelf over there with relics on it.
1:02:21
Yeah, So exactly. I'm going to end up being that
1:02:22
person. So I don't want to like.
1:02:23
Everyone's first start of that hoarding thing is like the Red
1:02:26
Bull fridge. I got this from a buddy that
1:02:30
fell off a truck in Staten Island.
1:02:33
Is that the one from Nick? Who's Nick?
1:02:36
I don't know. Nick.
1:02:38
Nick who? Yeah, I don't know, but fixing
1:02:42
old shit is cool, I guess. But there just just becomes a
1:02:45
line where it's like, dude, that's too old.
1:02:47
It's shitty. It's not even cool.
1:02:49
It's worth nothing. You can get a new one for 5
1:02:51
bucks. Sounds like my car.
1:02:53
You're. Wait, it's.
1:02:53
Not my bucks, but like, OK, what?
1:02:57
What makes you put money into something though?
1:03:00
Like a car? Like Connor?
1:03:01
Like it? I'm sure it doesn't fucking take
1:03:03
$10 to make your car look the way that it was.
1:03:05
I do. One thing to my car a year.
1:03:07
That is it. See, cuz it's already nice.
1:03:09
And you took care of it. Because I don't feel like
1:03:11
spending money on it. Is it rusty?
1:03:13
Are you kidding me? Sorry if that.
1:03:16
Offended you. The absolute most rusty chassis?
1:03:20
No. Ever seen?
1:03:20
Are you kidding me? No, let me fix it right now.
1:03:23
Open up an S13 door and look at the door jam that is rotted.
1:03:26
No. OK, that's pretty bad.
1:03:28
But let me say something right now.
1:03:29
It is not the rustiest 2 point I've ever seen.
1:03:32
I'll call it right now. He just said the door.
1:03:34
Jams are rusty. Pretty fucking bad.
1:03:36
But I'm telling you, we've seen really bad shit here.
1:03:39
You've seen the videos we put up, right?
1:03:41
Are those not as bad? Mine's probably close to it.
1:03:44
The one that you posted that one time.
1:03:45
Remember that one with the skeleton?
1:03:46
The exoskeleton on the frame Holy.
1:03:49
Shit, I was watching that and I was like, what the?
1:03:51
Fuck mine. Mine's got stuff like.
1:03:53
That it's got rebar. No, yours does not have rebar on
1:03:56
it. Actually, it does.
1:03:58
No, it doesn't. It really has rebar I.
1:04:00
Gotta see if I can find the photos of.
1:04:01
It what is it? Where is the placement of the
1:04:03
rebar. Wherever someone thought fit, I
1:04:05
don't know. They were.
1:04:06
Just. Like they made a like a spot.
1:04:08
Yo, so where did you buy that car?
1:04:10
I bought it from you. Remember the name Joe Cosia?
1:04:14
No. He used to actually, might not
1:04:15
have ever driven English Town. Here's a local kid on Long
1:04:18
Island. He's always Wait, what's his?
1:04:20
How do you spell his last name? COC I, I oh, he used to drift
1:04:23
already said drift. When they had a lime rock and
1:04:25
stuff, yeah, that's why. So he just had like a red hatch.
1:04:29
I think he's still even has just an Sr. hatch, but he's always
1:04:32
buying and selling cars like Cherokees and like all kinds of
1:04:35
crap. I mean, I haven't seen him in
1:04:36
like years at this point, but he had a yellow S13 hatch with a
1:04:42
blown Sr. in it that he got, I want to say just in a trade.
1:04:48
It was on Staten Island. Car originally was from Florida
1:04:52
and this thing was just like super rotted, but it was.
1:04:54
And it popped up right after my black hatch got hit.
1:04:58
And I was like, oh, at the time. I was like, oh dude, I want to
1:05:00
paint my car yellow. Like, this is going to be cool
1:05:01
one day. And then this car pops up right
1:05:03
after my shell gets totaled and I'm like.
1:05:06
I think when did your car get totaled?
1:05:09
I don't even know, maybe like what year is it?
1:05:13
What year is it right now, 23. Oh my God.
1:05:16
You guys look so fucking old from over here.
1:05:19
I'm just watching you guys. I.
1:05:20
Don't know, maybe like 2014 or 15.
1:05:22
Oh my God, I don't remember this.
1:05:24
It was a black hatch. What was in it?
1:05:26
OK, I all right. This is my third car.
1:05:29
We know the the story of the red one.
1:05:30
You guys talk shit on it that one time.
1:05:32
Wait, back up, man. I'm confused.
1:05:34
The red one. This was the same car.
1:05:36
I've had three. What?
1:05:38
The first one was a red 5 speed single Cam.
1:05:41
OK, that one was pretty rusty too.
1:05:42
Why? Why do we talk shit about that
1:05:44
one? I don't think we talked shit.
1:05:45
No, you did. I'd probably start by one
1:05:47
current. Car staircase oh, that was your
1:05:49
car? That.
1:05:49
Was my car. What staircase?
1:05:51
Remember when Colin was talking about how I crashed my car
1:05:53
behind a Kohl's? That was me.
1:05:55
OK, OK. Ain't no way.
1:05:58
Really. Yeah.
1:05:59
If you look at like old like Rd. Party videos where there's like,
1:06:03
it's like ATV party and it's like when Biddle has the 2 tone,
1:06:05
he's just throwing TV's around a parking lot.
1:06:07
Like smashing into everything. Like, I think he tows A dumpster
1:06:10
at one point. Watch these videos Carl.
1:06:12
It's like, yes, it's legendary, yes.
1:06:13
Yeah, what do they call? The Road Party 2 Tone Videos.
1:06:17
Road party. And.
1:06:18
We'll check that. Out.
1:06:19
I don't know. It was there was just this
1:06:20
little spot behind the coals that people would go and drift
1:06:22
and like. Mess around.
1:06:24
And I went there once with this kid Dylan, who had a Mustang.
1:06:27
And like, I've never done anything before.
1:06:28
I was literally in first gear with an open diff in like a wet
1:06:31
parking lot. And I'm just like pin just
1:06:35
pinned in first gear. And I'm like, it's like a
1:06:38
parking lot staircase up against the wall, like a metal frame,
1:06:41
like staircase that's like concrete into the ground.
1:06:43
Yeah. And like there's a big puddle
1:06:45
and I'm like going around this puddle.
1:06:46
I'm like go second. So I shift to 2nd and the whole
1:06:49
back end in the car just goes Nope and just go straight into
1:06:52
this staircase. And Mike Powers in The
1:06:54
Passenger, gripped up. Just gripped straight up.
1:06:56
It just went straight under it. Lifted the staircase out of the
1:06:59
ground, like, pulled it out of the concrete.
1:07:01
Oh my God. And I'm just like 18 at the
1:07:05
time. When I call my dad, I'm like,
1:07:07
hey, it's like I was just messing around in a parking lot.
1:07:11
My car is under a staircase. He's just like, where are you?
1:07:16
So he came with his Jeep, had a winch on it, tried to get me
1:07:19
with a tow strap, snap tow strap.
1:07:22
He had to take his hijack, Jack the staircase up off of my car.
1:07:26
That was good thinking. And then.
1:07:28
And then? Winched me out.
1:07:29
That that was good thinking. And.
1:07:31
Then I drove it home. That's Recovery 101.
1:07:33
That's that dad knowledge. Yeah, you know, I would not have
1:07:35
thought of that. He probably was like.
1:07:37
But the whole time, like, I just, like, crashed his car and
1:07:40
Mike's power sitting in the passenger seat and I'm just
1:07:42
like, are you OK? Like, are you OK?
1:07:44
And he's like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm like.
1:07:45
And I wouldn't stop asking him, like I felt awful because it's
1:07:48
yeah, yeah, car crashes on the passenger side.
1:07:49
He saw a staircase coming at his face.
1:07:51
You're panicking. Yeah, I felt terrible.
1:07:53
So that one got wiped. That one was dumb, Absolutely.
1:07:56
But. I kept the fight that Oh no.
1:07:59
You kept something piece of the staircase there was.
1:08:05
Paint there was all you could. If you looked at the photo
1:08:08
afterwards, you'd be like he went under something.
1:08:10
Like the whole it was rusty, so the whole frame frame rail like
1:08:13
just shifted. Down If I Google Maps this
1:08:15
staircase, is it going to be still fucked?
1:08:17
That's probably be fun. If you can, if you can drop the
1:08:18
little homie down behind the staircase that they they go back
1:08:21
in that. 'D be funny.
1:08:23
Imagine. Like, yeah, that's the
1:08:24
staircase. They definitely fixed it.
1:08:26
Oh, they did. And then Connor came and skated
1:08:28
it. Or I hope it was a fucking
1:08:29
Walmart. That was a Kohl's.
1:08:31
Don't say that. Kohl's are what do you mean,
1:08:33
Kohl's is not that good either. Dude, I've I've definitely.
1:08:37
Yep, from Kohl's for sure, but the other?
1:08:39
One the other one was like. My black car which I got after
1:08:42
the fact yeah had dual Cam. Ki bought it from my cousin.
1:08:46
It was auto at the time Sake. This is the.
1:08:48
This is the funniest thing ever. Is that the car?
1:08:49
I saw the. Black one, maybe?
1:08:51
The black one was pretty clean. It wasn't that rusty, but it was
1:08:54
rusty near the strut tower, so when it got hit, it was toast.
1:08:58
OOP and it was low disconnect. And everything.
1:08:59
That one was pretty low, yeah. And then you got, so then that
1:09:03
one got hit, you're saying? Yeah, that one was like I had
1:09:06
just. Like, I was just an idiot.
1:09:08
I was just like putting parts on the car that I didn't know what
1:09:10
they were doing. And my cousin had like 10 KBC
1:09:12
springs. I was like, oh dude, so I can
1:09:14
stop rubbing. I'll throw those in the back of
1:09:15
my car. So I tossed them in the coil
1:09:17
overs and then like I was like, I'm going to go test drive the
1:09:19
car, drive around the block and it's like, tell me you drifted.
1:09:22
Again, no. It's like kind of wet and it's
1:09:24
like dark. And I'm driving just past this
1:09:27
parking lot and it's like a pretty wide apron and there's
1:09:30
just like car pulling in and just this some kid just like
1:09:32
blindly pulls out in front of me and just like.
1:09:36
It's a wet out so the car just straight into it and Mike was in
1:09:40
the car too. Again with that 10 don't like he
1:09:42
like. Hit his head on the ceiling or
1:09:44
something like that. I lost my glasses.
1:09:45
I'm like looking around like what just happened.
1:09:48
Are you doing all this work on your by yourself?
1:09:50
Doing this pretty much at this point.
1:09:52
I've pretty much I've never brought my car to a shop.
1:09:54
That car has never seen in alignment.
1:09:55
How? How did you teach yourself how
1:09:57
to learn how to work on cars? Because like.
1:10:00
Well, my dad's been a mechanic his whole life, so he's always
1:10:02
been able to kind of like. Nurse me into doing things OK.
1:10:05
I usually still do it the wrong way 100%, but like I've.
1:10:11
Never. I've never brought it somewhere
1:10:12
to get work done. I've always been like you need
1:10:14
to drift. More Why don't I see you
1:10:17
drifting more? You can work on your own car and
1:10:20
like you have an S13. It drifts.
1:10:22
It's slow. I think you need to drift.
1:10:24
It So what's? Up Are you scared from the
1:10:27
staircase? I was Connor.
1:10:28
I wouldn't, but now I'm. Not really scared dude.
1:10:31
The car track is like so easy. A car track is what I would like
1:10:35
to drive. OK, we're OK then we're going
1:10:36
down to front course, right, but I need.
1:10:39
I need a 4/6. Don't you Don't.
1:10:41
You don't need anything, do you? Driven.
1:10:43
You can totally. Yes, I have.
1:10:45
Driven Nasr. Nasr maybe talk to Chris about
1:10:49
that one, but even though, dude, that Nas I drove that shit, that
1:10:52
shit was. Slow.
1:10:53
I could probably drift that. I'm telling you, I could.
1:10:56
Oh yeah, you can. You can at least initiate in a
1:10:58
second. No, I think that could it.
1:10:59
Doesn't really stay in. I think I could drift it.
1:11:02
I can drift almost. Let's find out.
1:11:03
I can totally drift that. You can have the IS that day.
1:11:06
That's. Fine.
1:11:06
I'm still gonna try too. Dude, totally.
1:11:09
I can drift that thing is it. Have a welded.
1:11:12
Oh yeah bro, there's a welded. Stuff rear end and it's just
1:11:15
like. It's a Nasr, though.
1:11:17
Nasr. That's so that's what Chris's
1:11:19
Carr Oh, it's AS 15, one that's even better than Chris and not
1:11:23
like East Coast Drift School. I like the fancy.
1:11:26
Yeah, you know where to go. East Coast Drift School's, Drift
1:11:28
school. Yeah dude, I love that track.
1:11:30
That's the plan. I'll tandem with you if you
1:11:32
want, OK. All right.
1:11:33
I. Wouldn't do that.
1:11:34
Everybody in the chat is telling us to ask about your clutch
1:11:37
Connor. Oh my God.
1:11:39
Why? Why?
1:11:39
I just keep telling it like there's just things that need to
1:11:42
get done on that car. Like that senior is from an S15
1:11:44
stone back head. OK, so one of the, I don't know,
1:11:47
I think I wanna say the blue S15.
1:11:49
His wife's. Yeah, I mean, they're all his.
1:11:50
They're all but whatever the one he calls as well, I like, he
1:11:53
pretends. That it's as well.
1:11:53
I think that is the one that the motor came out of and it's just
1:11:56
it was a white Nas 15 spec S5 speed.
1:12:00
OK. And you know I.
1:12:02
Watch it. Is that coil on plug or is that
1:12:05
distributor it's? Got a distributor, Yeah.
1:12:07
OK. Because I know Chris's. 15 KA
1:12:09
that's. Chris's Nasr has distributor.
1:12:12
Yeah, you would think by S15 they would.
1:12:14
You figured that out, you. Can you can convert it?
1:12:17
Too much? Work too much work.
1:12:19
Car comes out 2002. Yeah, that's a.
1:12:20
Distributor right there. Hey, but you got you got
1:12:24
automatic HVAC, yeah, power windows and your distributor.
1:12:29
I watched Stoneback drive the car.
1:12:30
I watched him entire E Town track and it worked.
1:12:34
And it worked great. Yep.
1:12:35
So you're good. I'm like.
1:12:36
All right so but multiple times my E brake has gotten stuck.
1:12:40
Handle went down the handle. We got D Max handbrake button
1:12:43
good now. OK, he's.
1:12:45
Real good now, but like. Multiple times I just drove with
1:12:48
the E brake, like slightly locked and I'd be like, huh,
1:12:51
that smell. And I'd be like, that's my
1:12:53
clutch. No, Like, probably like four
1:12:55
times I've done this, he thought it was.
1:12:56
Dragging. But it was no I was roasting the
1:12:59
clutch, trying to get this thing to move.
1:13:00
Because because the handbrake was up.
1:13:02
Yeah, God, he's just doing. So MM so like say this is like
1:13:07
your amount of room where your clutch will grab, it grabs.
1:13:09
Like up here, it's like the very edge of it.
1:13:11
Well, let's go kill it off for once and for good, and then.
1:13:15
Or I'll help you swap that baby. Wait a minute.
1:13:17
You asked me about a clutch like a year ago.
1:13:20
I asked you about a clutch. Every like six months I'm like,
1:13:22
yeah, I'm going to order it and I just never.
1:13:23
Did it. That was a year ago, dude.
1:13:24
You ever heard of Rockauto for ASR 20SR20?
1:13:29
Can you do that? No.
1:13:30
You got to look at the. There's there's a forum thread
1:13:32
where you can cross reference a couple parts for.
1:13:34
That I know which one to get. Literally just the exit stage
1:13:37
one. It's just like the replacement
1:13:39
for a stock one. Let's order it up tonight.
1:13:41
It's not OK. Dude, another sounder.
1:13:44
Yo, you have all the ingredients to be able to drift and you have
1:13:49
like a fun it. Dude it.
1:13:51
But it it it's not that. It's it's not more, it's not
1:13:54
more or less like what the car sounds like.
1:13:56
It's like the car like looks sick and it will probably have
1:14:00
that sound if it's the sound that I'm thinking of like
1:14:03
Chris's car where it's like it's yellow.
1:14:06
It's vinyl wrapped silver. It's yellow underneath silver
1:14:09
right now. Yeah.
1:14:09
Yeah. OK, good.
1:14:10
I like that silver. Telling you it sounds bad.
1:14:12
The yellow? Not so much, dude.
1:14:14
Connor needs to drift. Yeah.
1:14:16
It's about fucking time, dude. Do you ever sit there on the on
1:14:19
when you're doing media on the side, right and and you're like,
1:14:22
I could be out there? I don't think he cares like
1:14:24
that. You don't.
1:14:25
You don't get that like burning sensation in your loins because.
1:14:29
I've never gone to an event to drift.
1:14:30
He cares about drifting as much as I do.
1:14:32
Dude, you. I think you need to get that
1:14:34
feeling. Why do?
1:14:35
I not have. I don't.
1:14:37
Know. Let's make this happen for
1:14:38
Connor. Frankie.
1:14:39
Yeah. Feel like for Connor's done.
1:14:40
So much for you. Oh, he has.
1:14:42
All right, so let's make this happen for me.
1:14:44
Like, come here tonight. That's one thing.
1:14:46
That's one thing. Yeah, right.
1:14:47
That. I mean, that's one thing.
1:14:48
We're just having a conversation.
1:14:49
This has been the Carl show this whole time.
1:14:50
I feel bad. No, it hasn't.
1:14:52
I've just been talking about we talked about the hood with the
1:14:56
chick on it, squirt hood. That's all you care about right
1:15:00
now. I want that hood dude.
1:15:01
It's funny, Jesse was like, I will when he had Drift Car.
1:15:04
He was like, I will put that hood on my car.
1:15:06
Find it. There's got to be somebody if
1:15:08
there's somebody in the chat with an Sr.
1:15:11
Clutch. No, I don't want some hammy down
1:15:14
shit. He wants brand new for free.
1:15:17
So if there's someone in the chat that has a brand new clutch
1:15:19
for free. Josh even gave me a flywheel
1:15:22
once. How nice of him like it was,
1:15:24
probably. Smoke flywheel it.
1:15:25
Was probably. They resurfaced.
1:15:26
That's crazy. Josh is a nice guy.
1:15:28
Doesn't mean he's smoked OK. Was it smoked?
1:15:33
No, I don't. I don't think.
1:15:34
It's bad, I don't think. It's definitely used.
1:15:37
Oh, was it? Was it him or Tom that that was
1:15:38
Tom that blew his clutch and then took your clutch and Tom
1:15:40
stole my clutch? Never gave me one back.
1:15:42
Frankie's giving me it might. It might be that one.
1:15:44
It might be the flywheel that came with that one.
1:15:46
First, the first one. No, we saw that one.
1:15:48
How nice of him giving my shit away.
1:15:49
That one was at Josh's. Oh, the one that he roasted.
1:15:52
That was at Revgasm's garage. That one.
1:15:55
I don't know what kind of no that was.
1:15:57
That was a Nismo clutch that they they just that was like a
1:16:00
meme in real life. OK.
1:16:02
Yeah, they just signed it, wrote some weird shit on it and.
1:16:05
It's really just me putting in time to do it and like.
1:16:08
Dude, let's do. It.
1:16:09
I drive my car, all right? I drove my car.
1:16:10
Maybe fuck you two whole weeks this.
1:16:13
Year You live so far away. Fuck.
1:16:15
Well, you were. You were.
1:16:16
You were about to make a mistake, right?
1:16:17
There, because I was like, dude, let's work on it together.
1:16:20
Like I'll do it. I'll come do it.
1:16:21
I'm that friend. Like, if if we show up, it's not
1:16:25
like we're just going to sit around.
1:16:27
I'm going to make a deal for you right now.
1:16:29
What for everyone. You could change the clutch in
1:16:32
the shop so you can bring the car.
1:16:35
You bring the car here? Uh huh.
1:16:37
You order the clutch. Carl does the job in the shop
1:16:40
with a lift. With a lift?
1:16:42
Yeah, 45 minutes, bro. Let's go.
1:16:44
Here we go with the cap. Let's go.
1:16:46
Let's go. What's book time on that?
1:16:48
But you have to drift. That's fine, OK.
1:16:51
What's book time on? That's probably like 2-4 hours.
1:16:53
Four hours, bro. I have it done in two.
1:16:55
What'd you say? I said.
1:16:56
I'm told you I'm not afraid. I ain't scared.
1:16:58
It's just a. Normal Sr. so it's not even like
1:17:00
an like dude. I'm used to working on my shit
1:17:03
with that adapter. Bull crap.
1:17:04
And then I gotta use like 9 extensions.
1:17:06
You'll figure it out. It's insane.
1:17:07
It's an. Nasr with no turbo.
1:17:09
It's an Sr. with. No turbo so easy.
1:17:11
Dude. And a cold air intake.
1:17:13
All right, so it's decided. And then we'll machine check
1:17:16
Connor's car once. Yes.
1:17:18
And then Frankie will pull out. The little finger thing.
1:17:20
Yeah, the little hand. The little hand thing.
1:17:22
What'd you say? Frankie's gonna what?
1:17:26
Give you his little finger thing.
1:17:28
Yeah, we should do that. Dude, let's do that.
1:17:30
We should actually make a YouTube.
1:17:31
Video Let us know in the chat if you want to see more of Connor's
1:17:33
face and his car and his drifting.
1:17:35
Yeah, 'cause he's always behind the.
1:17:37
Camera that sounds. I've heard two stories I already
1:17:39
heard the little like. Yeah.
1:17:42
That's so bad. That's Anas.
1:17:47
I like it. That sounds like Chris's car
1:17:49
before. Dude, that thing.
1:17:50
Can I? Did put a resonator after?
1:17:52
That. But is that you drifting?
1:17:53
Yeah. So he can drift.
1:17:55
He's a liar. He never he.
1:17:58
Literally never said that he doesn't drift.
1:18:00
He's literally drifting right now.
1:18:01
Where is that illegal stuff? Where is it?
1:18:04
Oh. OK, it's not neat, it's.
1:18:05
Literally a You can't even go there.
1:18:08
He's doing figure eights. He's killing it.
1:18:09
Hey. Dude thing rips Connor.
1:18:12
That's all first gear though. I was trying.
1:18:13
I was trying to throw it in a second.
1:18:15
Though what what PSI is the rear tires at when you're drifting?
1:18:19
I gotta try bumping it up next time we do it, but it was like
1:18:21
40 last. Time.
1:18:22
No. OK, it's.
1:18:23
Gotta be like. 808080 Yeah, I know 'cause it's gonna get hot.
1:18:28
Probably like maybe like 90 start at 60, but yeah, OK, 80
1:18:31
I'm down with. It 80, we're going there.
1:18:34
We mean business. OK. 80PSI Yo.
1:18:37
What's up with that new Drift Spot out there?
1:18:40
Not new, but. Oh, the little drift track thing
1:18:42
they got going on. Yeah, the Long Island drifts.
1:18:44
I didn't even. I haven't even gone.
1:18:45
It's cool. Colin's been going there from
1:18:48
past. It's just the Calverton
1:18:50
airstrip. They they just blocked off a
1:18:51
small little spot and made a little track.
1:18:53
It's cool, but like, people go there anyway and drift anyways.
1:18:55
Oh really? Like.
1:18:56
That's where. That's where all like that, that
1:18:58
old road party is. Yeah is where like Colin and
1:19:00
everybody, I remember ripping, that's just there.
1:19:02
That was like a legendary spot that when I would go out there
1:19:06
to drift and like, yo, let's go to the airport and be like, no,
1:19:09
you can't just go there. You got to go at sunrise.
1:19:11
Yeah, Yeah. It's crazy shit.
1:19:13
I'm like what? This shit is.
1:19:14
So cool bro. I would totally do that.
1:19:16
It sucked. I couldn't.
1:19:17
But I'm an idiot. See.
1:19:18
So this is what I'd want to do. I'd want to take my car.
1:19:21
You just top of fifth, Yeah. You want to be Maverick?
1:19:23
And fucking on the strips and then it's like somebody there
1:19:27
with a fucking like, yeah, like radar gun.
1:19:29
And he's like, why is he going more than 100?
1:19:32
We told him like 60, he's going to enter at 1:05.
1:19:35
And then like, I'm just like, yeah, he's breaking the sound
1:19:39
barrier. Drive Shaft, handbrake.
1:19:42
He's going mocked in, I was. Just smoking.
1:19:47
That's sick though. Can we still go at sunrise?
1:19:50
Probably not. I shouldn't talk about.
1:19:52
More than likely not. Damn, man, I'm going to say no.
1:19:56
These are the only conversations that make me want to finish my
1:19:58
car. 'Cause you're a fucking
1:19:59
criminal. We've established that you.
1:20:02
Love doing nefarious activity, dude.
1:20:04
I mean, like I don't. I think about this all the time,
1:20:07
'cause I drift. I drive the car.
1:20:08
I don't drift the car. I drive the car a lot.
1:20:10
I never drifted a lot too. I never drifted on the street
1:20:13
ever anymore. There's there's.
1:20:15
I can't even think about it, right?
1:20:17
I'm scared, bro. I'm a pussy.
1:20:20
But now you can actually drive the car Good, yeah.
1:20:22
Like what? Are you afraid I'd be even?
1:20:23
Better. That's the worst part is I'm
1:20:25
like, I could. Probably drive that if if wait
1:20:27
for everyone and be gone. If I knew that it was a track,
1:20:31
it would be different. My helmet's on.
1:20:33
I know I'm in a controlled environment.
1:20:35
It's different. There's the mental barrier there
1:20:37
that I can, yeah, turn the music.
1:20:38
On there's that spot over there that I've been fucking.
1:20:41
I told you I wanted to do it. Do it.
1:20:42
Fucking did it. And when the cop pulls you over,
1:20:45
tell him you don't know me. Yeah, that's Taction Motorsports
1:20:50
on the back. Yeah, he's going to be like,
1:20:51
wait, I know this shot. I just bought this car.
1:20:53
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm a motorcycle.
1:20:57
We'll change that when my car's running.
1:20:58
Dude, I don't think so. Oh, I know so.
1:21:00
I don't think so. OK.
1:21:02
Here's the crazy part of your. Car.
1:21:03
Sorry, I'm gonna have to ask this.
1:21:04
Paint it the engine Bay. Paint looks fine from here.
1:21:08
The paint, I'm not painting the outside, OK?
1:21:10
I'm not doing. He wants at least the engine
1:21:12
Bay. He looks like.
1:21:12
You know what the real fucking problem is, Connor?
1:21:14
I'll tell you what the problem is.
1:21:15
I ripped the whole fucking interior out, 'cause I was like,
1:21:17
I'm just gonna paint the whole interior while we're doing this.
1:21:19
Unnecessary. Paint it white again.
1:21:21
No, it's over. And I'm like, I gotta fucking
1:21:25
prep this fucking interior now. You don't need interior to drive
1:21:29
it. Is your motor in?
1:21:30
No, I don't care about the interior, but like, it's got to
1:21:32
be painted before I put everything back together because
1:21:34
everything's out of it. You.
1:21:34
Never had full interior, right? No, I did.
1:21:36
You did, and I don't. I'm kind of over it now.
1:21:38
Why? No, no, no, no.
1:21:39
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not over it.
1:21:42
You're putting the full fucking interior.
1:21:44
Full interior. Whack.
1:21:45
That's dumb. I'm fucking whack.
1:21:47
Making interior whack. He's grown now.
1:21:50
I fucking hate that shit. He's so doped, bro.
1:21:52
No, it's it's like, it's whatever.
1:21:54
But like, I just hate. It's just lame now that people
1:21:56
are like, yo, you got the phone. You're going to say that until
1:21:58
you're. Mid 30 self dude and you're like
1:22:01
this shit fucking loud. The interior is not doing a
1:22:04
fucking thing. The rear seat is the only thing
1:22:06
that helps with the noise. No it is not and a 240 little
1:22:09
does. It's all the little things, what
1:22:11
the plastic that's half mounted. So it's the plastic.
1:22:13
So it's half mounted. Full mount that bitch.
1:22:15
It's. I can't.
1:22:15
There's a cage in the car, Carl. Dude, find a little way Find
1:22:18
like put a little girl in there. Trust me.
1:22:21
Dude, it's the. Last time I was in a car where
1:22:23
you could just hear all the little sand pebbles hitting the.
1:22:25
Ground. I hate that shit.
1:22:26
Like it's been a really long time.
1:22:27
My car sounds like a maraca after a drift day because the
1:22:31
skirts scoop up underneath and there's nowhere for the dirt to
1:22:34
come out. That's just how it is anyway.
1:22:38
Interior whack. It's this guy's complaining
1:22:40
about putting an interior in the car.
1:22:42
No, I'm I'm going to put the interior Ding, Ding, Ding burnt.
1:22:46
I'm going to put the interior in from the seats forward.
1:22:50
That's what you should do. Yeah, and you do that little
1:22:52
carpet thing one time. Where are you?
1:22:54
Gonna put your subwoofer. I I don't know.
1:22:57
I don't know if I'm gonna have a subwoofer.
1:22:58
That's you need to subwoofer the car.
1:23:00
Yeah. Connor's Hood, dude.
1:23:04
Yeah, the subwoofer thing. I don't know.
1:23:06
I haven't figured that out yet. It would be cool to have like a
1:23:08
real nice sound system instead of like the cheapest head unit
1:23:11
from What is it Best Buy? Walmart.
1:23:14
Those are the nicest. Still a nice.
1:23:15
Probably a JVC of some sort. It was not nice, trust me.
1:23:18
Bro this. The $40 Kenwood from Walmart.
1:23:20
That's what I have probably. That that was a deal.
1:23:22
When there was a pack once that was 70 bucks.
1:23:24
And it came with speakers too. Yeah, I was.
1:23:26
I was like, oh, I got the speakers.
1:23:27
This is going to. Bump.
1:23:29
Fuck, it's like, I'm like, it seems worse than the blown
1:23:32
factory. It's.
1:23:33
Flat. Yeah.
1:23:34
I was like, oh, you need a amp or some shit?
1:23:36
Whoops. I I didn't know anything.
1:23:38
Dude, I had this 12 inch subwoofer in my S13 shitwood
1:23:41
fucking. Dang, dude, the whole.
1:23:45
Fucking old Sony explode from like 2010?
1:23:48
Nah. I don't know what kind of sub it
1:23:49
was. It was a crazy sub and like I've
1:23:51
posted it for free before, no one picked it up.
1:23:54
Shocker. But like so, put in the IS.
1:23:57
The IS already has a thumping ass system.
1:24:00
Dude. Ask.
1:24:00
Put another one in. Ask anybody who has seen me in
1:24:04
the pit of. At Mid Pond, bro, I had that
1:24:06
shit I like. No, no, no.
1:24:07
Miyagi's car. Dude, it sounds nicer than
1:24:10
Miyagi car. Shut the fuck up, I swear.
1:24:11
To God, Factory fucking IS sound System bangs, dude.
1:24:16
I have that shit loud. You can hear me from grid in
1:24:20
there. You can hear it.
1:24:22
It's loud. You just have the two fast and
1:24:23
furious soundtracks. I don't know it.
1:24:25
Sometimes it varies, sometimes it's fucking, I don't know,
1:24:30
rock. And then sometimes it's like
1:24:32
fucking drill music. Drill music is.
1:24:35
That the piece? She's dead.
1:24:36
Is that what you said Ice Spice was?
1:24:37
I think Drill is on it. That's Ice Spice.
1:24:40
I was talking to Malcolm. We, me and Malcolm listened to
1:24:42
Ice Spice's whole discography on the way down to English Town.
1:24:45
So it's about 40 minutes or less.
1:24:47
And what's? A discography.
1:24:49
I like her album. Everything she wrote.
1:24:50
Everything she has released. So like, deli and all that shit?
1:24:54
Yeah, hell yeah. Which one is deli?
1:24:57
She's gonna ask in a deli. And I and I was like, I know.
1:25:03
I was like why are all the songs 2 minutes?
1:25:05
Malcolm, please educate me. He's like that's drill music.
1:25:07
I'm like what the fuck did you just say?
1:25:09
And then he would try to I. Thought drill music was that UK
1:25:11
stuff? That's.
1:25:12
Drill music? No, it's it's, it's New York
1:25:15
too. Yeah.
1:25:16
Shit, I'm on culture. Just fuck.
1:25:17
And it's just like you said, it's something to do with the
1:25:19
beat too. It's like the the, the what, You
1:25:22
know. Basically it goes down to the
1:25:24
beat and the way they fucking deliver the lyrics.
1:25:27
Very weird. Yeah.
1:25:31
But it's called culture. But I fuck with I Spice.
1:25:33
So. Do you really shut the fuck up?
1:25:35
No, you go songs are good. You're not wearing a Nike tech.
1:25:39
What's? What's the one song we bump all
1:25:41
the? Time I forget, ah fuck, it was
1:25:45
a. Older no, no, no, no, no.
1:25:47
No Diego in the. Mood.
1:25:48
Not, not Diego in the chat saying I Spice are sexy red.
1:25:52
You fuck with sexy red, don't you?
1:25:53
Sexy red looks like a. Fucking black and mild.
1:25:57
And I spice looks like AQ tip. Like what?
1:26:03
That was you? Fucking black and mild.
1:26:05
Shut up. She is crazy.
1:26:08
Wait, who's sexy, Right? Is that the girl who sings some
1:26:10
crazy shit that? Shit is wild.
1:26:17
No, dude, that shit is terrible. Bro, not okay.
1:26:23
I got to learn a little bit about Ice or fuck.
1:26:26
No, not nice place. A sexy red because she had a
1:26:28
podcast with Theo Von Shit and on the way home from Mid Pond
1:26:32
I'm listening to this shit. It wasn't shit.
1:26:35
I enjoyed it thoroughly. I'll listen to that.
1:26:37
It was amazing, she. Actually seems like a very nice
1:26:39
lady. She is so nice.
1:26:40
She's got to be. That's why I was like when when
1:26:42
when Malcolm's over here calling her a black and mild.
1:26:44
I know this guy loves black and mild.
1:26:46
That doesn't mean shit. She's probably the sweetest
1:26:48
black and mild you ever have. Fucking wood tip and all.
1:26:52
But like, my fault. But like, they got along so well
1:26:55
on that pod and like Theo Von, he's, I feel like his soul is
1:26:58
like always superior. Is it like the best intentions
1:27:00
for anything, right. Like so then he's like
1:27:01
interviewing her and and like. She's just talking about her
1:27:05
like Southern, like hospitality and how she, like, grew up and
1:27:09
shit and like how her baby daddy didn't do it, Like, OK, I got to
1:27:13
listen to this shit. It was pretty good like and I
1:27:16
don't know. Now I want to hear.
1:27:18
Take the black mouse back. I want to hear ice spice on
1:27:21
that. My I think there's a skit on
1:27:23
there though. Where where he's like, what
1:27:25
exactly is Pound Town? Yeah, I think I see that she's.
1:27:29
Like. Well, Pound Town, yeah.
1:27:31
Like, it was a good podcast. He's like, you know, take it to
1:27:33
Pound Town or some shit. I was like, what?
1:27:36
Phrase like hey, never been there.
1:27:37
Fucking where's a ticket? I ain't never taken a woman a
1:27:40
pound town. And then he's like.
1:27:44
You know, you know him, he's got to say something.
1:27:46
Well, I think I got to go. He's funny, dude.
1:27:51
I fucking love Theo Von Man. I don't like comedy in general.
1:27:54
Like I don't turn that shit on. But if it's Theo Von.
1:27:58
There's two I like Shane Gillis. Shane Mcgillis is the other one
1:28:01
that I watched where I was like Mick Gillis or Gillis.
1:28:03
I thought it was Mick Gillis. It's just Gillis.
1:28:05
It's just Gillis. Shane Gillis, He is from Ireland
1:28:07
so Nick wasn't too far off. He was fucking funny, dude.
1:28:10
Do you ever watch that Connor? I don't think so.
1:28:12
Dude, you got him. Yeah, he's funny.
1:28:14
Man, it's never. Been like a stand.
1:28:15
Up. That's exactly what I said.
1:28:16
I love really either. But this is what I did.
1:28:18
I treat it as if, like a lot of the people that listen to this
1:28:20
podcast, they work on it. Like Diego, for example.
1:28:23
I brought up Diego because he's in the chat.
1:28:25
What's up, Diego? Or like he's listening to it
1:28:27
while he's painting or something.
1:28:29
And like, I listened to the Shane Gillis stand up while I
1:28:34
was at work and I'm in the office and I'm working at my
1:28:37
desk and that skit comes up about him and like, dude, I saw
1:28:41
that live. Like you never where fucking
1:28:45
Nyack. Really.
1:28:46
Yep. Brendan.
1:28:47
Ethan. You're in the crowd of the
1:28:49
Netflix special. No, not that.
1:28:51
But that. That whole set set.
1:28:54
Oh, OK. I was like for.
1:28:55
The the specials I'm. Going to fucking mute everything
1:28:58
I can and find Frankie laughing in it.
1:29:01
Dude, if you haven't seen that, if you haven't seen that one
1:29:04
yet, you need to watch that on Netflix right now.
1:29:07
Dude, it's so funny. And I'm sitting there at my desk
1:29:09
and that that skit about Down syndrome comes on and I'm, I'm
1:29:12
just sitting there like. Along with the uncle, you can't
1:29:15
watch that at work. I I wasn't.
1:29:18
It was on my headphones and I'm just trying to get my work done.
1:29:21
I was dying, dude. I had to, like, stop fucking bit
1:29:24
with the fucking like, Navy SEALS.
1:29:27
Oh. My think about it got a pussies.
1:29:29
And I was like, Oh my God, shut the And he's like ISIS.
1:29:32
I can relate to that. Because every time they hit
1:29:35
something, they're like celebrating and yelling and
1:29:36
shit. They blow, they blow something
1:29:38
up. They're like, Oh yeah, when the
1:29:39
Navy Seals complete something, they just go, what did they?
1:29:42
Say clear like that and that's it that.
1:29:45
Dude, you should watch it, especially if you're not a stand
1:29:47
up guy. I'm curious if you'll enjoy it
1:29:48
as well. I'll watch it just the way he
1:29:50
tells a story. I feel like that's how his Trump
1:29:52
impersonation Yeah, what the fuck?
1:29:54
Oh my God. And his Australian accent is
1:29:57
crazy. No, no.
1:30:00
No. We probably shouldn't do that
1:30:02
because we have a lot of Australian.
1:30:04
Listeners I love Australia, dude.
1:30:05
I think we should go. Why do y'all say no, no no?
1:30:10
That they probably say. Why do you say horrible What?
1:30:15
How do English people say no? Is it just?
1:30:16
No. What?
1:30:18
Like from Britain? I'm not from Britain, no.
1:30:22
So it it does, it does kind of have a.
1:30:24
Weird. We could ask the blue waffle guy
1:30:25
stop. Excuse.
1:30:26
Me, bro, he's still on it. His car's name is the Blue.
1:30:29
Waffle. Most consistent guy I've ever
1:30:31
seen. Shout out Mebe or Mebe.
1:30:34
I keep fucking butchering this guy's name.
1:30:35
It's so such a shame because literally any photo of the IS.
1:30:41
Comments right away. Response to blue waffle.
1:30:44
Nothing else for For All For God.
1:30:48
Few months. Yeah, almost a year.
1:30:50
Pretty dedicated. Almost a year's worth of blue
1:30:52
waffle responses. It's incredible.
1:30:55
Sorry about that, Carl. You're a Dick.
1:30:59
Yeah, I wanted to name it something cool, like Blue Jay.
1:31:02
Yeah, your car. Your car was named the yellow
1:31:03
banana or something. Right, it was a banana, but
1:31:07
that's 'cause I literally put a giant Chiquita sticker on the
1:31:09
hood. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
1:31:11
That's fire. I fuck with Chiquita.
1:31:12
They got good bananas. I feel like your car was popping
1:31:15
when it was down to H2O in the banana mode.
1:31:17
Oh, that. Was when I blew it up.
1:31:18
Are you a big H2O guy? Was that like your scene?
1:31:21
No. He would just go and hang out
1:31:23
with. I mean, all my friends would go
1:31:24
down there, so he'd be like, yeah, it's fun.
1:31:26
So you stay the week, you get fucked up, and you.
1:31:29
Watch cars do burnouts. The banana people probably hump
1:31:31
the shit out of your car if they saw that, actually.
1:31:33
Don't know if that whole huge crowd of banana people ever saw
1:31:35
how. God, I don't know.
1:31:37
It's the banana I. Think my car blew up the year
1:31:40
before that I was going to talk about a misconnection.
1:31:42
Holy shit. Fuck, dude, the big group of
1:31:47
bananas didn't see that car. Imagine like.
1:31:50
One of the times cruising down to H2O that we were, I was
1:31:53
literally driving next to a Chiquita semi truck for like a
1:31:57
solid like. 10 miles We were just cruising next to each
1:31:59
other. I bet you wish you had a camera.
1:32:01
We got a photo. Don't worry.
1:32:02
Oh, you did? Oh yeah.
1:32:04
OK I. Saw a photo, captured the moment
1:32:06
like, that's so cool, man, you car had a whole personality.
1:32:09
H2O was fun, huh? That was when?
1:32:11
Back when it was like, not, you know, I don't think that.
1:32:15
I mean, Connor went when it was crazy too.
1:32:17
Did you? Which one was the last one?
1:32:19
You. Went crazy before.
1:32:19
It just turned into everybody like doing a burnout, which I.
1:32:22
Think was I think we could say was 1617.
1:32:25
So crazy as in, like, crazy fun. Or crazy because shit went down
1:32:30
like it was fucked. Which one?
1:32:33
Like, she went down and it was fucked.
1:32:35
Like, that's when I stopped going, OK?
1:32:37
But like, what was it? It was the one year where it was
1:32:39
like a hurricane was hit. Yeah, 16, yeah.
1:32:41
That was, that was the last one I went to because I was 16.
1:32:44
I wanna say that's when my car blew up.
1:32:46
My oil pump was like failing. No.
1:32:49
Literally, we were leaving Long Island.
1:32:51
We got into STAT and I was like, my car sounds loud.
1:32:53
So I pulled into like one of the rest stops and I was like,
1:32:55
that's really clattery. So I pulled the valve cover off
1:32:58
and I'm like looking at him like, I don't know, looks fine.
1:33:01
Threw the valve cover back on, kept driving.
1:33:03
Oh my God. And we got, we got down there
1:33:05
and the car was just like clattering really loud.
1:33:07
So I was. Like knocking.
1:33:09
No, the timing machine was going the tension because I had, I
1:33:13
think I had when I swapped the motor from the black car that
1:33:17
got crashed into the yellow car. I like you know tore everything
1:33:21
down degreased everything like put a new oil pump on it like
1:33:23
new seals and everything like that.
1:33:25
But I'm. 20 year old kid. I was like, I'm not buying a
1:33:28
Nissan oil pump, I'm buying the eBay one for 100 bucks.
1:33:32
Resourceful. Resourceful.
1:33:34
Bad idea. Clearly, but clearly it was a
1:33:37
bad. Idea.
1:33:37
But the worst idea was I overnighted like new timing
1:33:41
chain guide and stuff like that to our condo in in Maryland.
1:33:44
Oh my God, dude, this is the same year that you were oil.
1:33:46
Pan with the intention to repair it.
1:33:48
I did repair it, and then it was still really loud.
1:33:51
Oh. So I was like, well, to quiet it
1:33:53
down, I'll throw some of the gear oil, the the really thick
1:33:56
stuff, the Lucas Oil stuff, the the like shockproof.
1:34:00
Stuff and it worked. Did it work?
1:34:01
It's was so thick that it just blew.
1:34:03
It locked my oil. Yeah, you can't put that in
1:34:05
there, man. I.
1:34:06
Didn't know what I was doing and no one stops me except for
1:34:11
afterwards when it was blown up in this one dude, Tony, who had
1:34:15
AKA and like a Datsun pickup. He's like, yeah, I wouldn't have
1:34:17
done that. Well, couldn't you have shown up
1:34:20
30 minutes ago? Damn.
1:34:22
So what did you do? Tow it?
1:34:23
I I it was like pretty much about to blow up.
1:34:27
I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
1:34:28
I was like, I'm not going to make it home.
1:34:29
So I I was like, I want to go to Tap House one last time.
1:34:35
So I drove Tap House parked next to the kid, Duncan, that had the
1:34:39
same exact wing as me from Canada.
1:34:41
I saw those photos. Yeah, So we parked right next to
1:34:43
each other. And then it was like, that was
1:34:45
like when they're starting to like, shut down, like car meets
1:34:47
and stuff there. So like, the guy cops were
1:34:49
driving around the park and they're like, if you got to move
1:34:51
your car, if you don't move it, you're going to get towed.
1:34:53
I was like, my car is not going to make it back.
1:34:56
So you let them tow it. No, no, I went to go make it
1:34:59
back and it locked up on the way back to the condo and like you
1:35:03
could, I think it's one of like Chris Petrucci was like H2O
1:35:06
videos. You could see me and my brother
1:35:08
pushing it down post the highway and then my brother towed it
1:35:11
with a forerunner back to the condo, flat towed it like
1:35:14
literally threw like rocky parking lot.
1:35:16
Some like aprons and stuff like everything like that.
1:35:18
Meant the Snapchat of me like my motor, like making noise.
1:35:20
He was like, let me know if you need a tow.
1:35:22
Oh shit. So he like, I'd let him know I
1:35:24
was like, yeah, buddy not working out.
1:35:27
Drove straight down through the night with his brother loaded up
1:35:30
on the trailer, drove back. That's sick.
1:35:33
And man, shout out Joe, Dude, yeah, there's always a there's
1:35:36
always a friend, like. That there's a good friend like
1:35:39
that, hopefully that dude that that that you keep moving,
1:35:43
moving that blessing around, you know, Yeah, that's crazy, man.
1:35:47
So. You know, it's weird I.
1:35:49
Didn't realize you went through another car.
1:35:50
I thought that was the same fucking car since I met you.
1:35:52
Black car got totaled. Bought the yellow shell.
1:35:55
Damn. KA blew up.
1:35:57
So someone painted Someone painted that car yellow up.
1:35:59
It was originally. Red Of course it was.
1:36:03
But there was like you could, there was no.
1:36:05
Clear coat on it like I would. Wash it with like simple green
1:36:09
and like the rag would be yellow afterwards.
1:36:10
I'm like, I would just wax. I'd be like, wow, it looks
1:36:13
great. I would just buy a yellow like,
1:36:15
matte. And I was like, I don't know.
1:36:17
I guess I'll wrap the car and. Is that why?
1:36:20
You got into like, vinyl. And stuff.
1:36:21
Was it because of that car? The car was still yellow.
1:36:26
But we had a couple friends that, like, did vinyl.
1:36:28
Wrap at the time like that was when it.
1:36:30
Was like kind of getting more popular.
1:36:31
And then I started working at a sign shop, like doing vinyl
1:36:34
wraps and stuff like that. And I think after I actually
1:36:37
quit working there and started working for Mike Power is when I
1:36:40
was like, well, I got a roll of vinyl.
1:36:43
Yeah, I'll wrap the car in my driveway.
1:36:45
I did it by myself in the driveway.
1:36:46
I remember that. It looks cool.
1:36:49
I like the silver. It looks good.
1:36:50
You don't see silver S? 13 That's why I was like, yeah,
1:36:52
not really. I want this.
1:36:53
Man, man, I don't remember the last time I see the silver.
1:36:56
OK, S. 13 He's convertible or something.
1:37:00
Anywhere. He's talking about my fucking
1:37:02
car again in the shop. That's green.
1:37:04
There you go. The truth I haven't seen.
1:37:06
A silver or green one in a. While.
1:37:10
That's Sea Foam green. I sea foam like this color I.
1:37:13
Call it what? Did I call it Mel?
1:37:16
Hulk semen. I don't know.
1:37:18
I forget Minty. Green or Minty?
1:37:20
Silver. Silver sea cow, that's minty
1:37:23
silver, yeah, Silver sea cow. That's the.
1:37:24
Name of it. When it's really clean, it's
1:37:26
nice. When it's Moldy the Dude, it
1:37:30
does look like a not. A bad name, The moldy.
1:37:32
Nickel. That's not a bad name.
1:37:34
That's the name of your. Fucking car.
1:37:35
You're the moldy nickel. I'll take that paint debacle.
1:37:39
I We've talked about it before. Yeah, you've you just went
1:37:41
through like a million different paint colors, yeah, and like.
1:37:44
I tried to explain to them because they were they were
1:37:46
talking about like cursed things.
1:37:48
One night they were like, do you think cars can be cursed?
1:37:50
And I was like, well mine is cursed.
1:37:53
I'm like you can't paint it anything but green like it's
1:37:57
just a shade of green. Probably because there's mold in
1:37:59
it. You should do a WAGS did and
1:38:01
spray the whole interior with. Vinegar.
1:38:03
No, that's what he did when I was there.
1:38:05
Oh my God. It was like, yeah, there's some
1:38:07
mold I gotta clean. It up really quick.
1:38:08
Start spraying vinegar everywhere.
1:38:10
I was like, fucking. Bro, this is super strong and
1:38:16
that car is gonna smell like vinegar for months.
1:38:17
And he's like. Yeah, yeah.
1:38:20
Well, at least there's no mold. I'm like, yeah, that's true.
1:38:24
Yeah, I love white. So white.
1:38:26
Connor, There was a. Weird thing that happened
1:38:28
though. So we had an S15 that came in
1:38:30
and that that color is supposed to be the S15.
1:38:32
That's what it was. Yeah, so S15 came.
1:38:35
In that that color or what it's supposed to be.
1:38:39
And then we put on the on the alignment rack and the trunk was
1:38:42
repainted and it was that exact same color.
1:38:45
Really. Yeah.
1:38:46
Like dead on. And I was like, wow, OK.
1:38:50
So I guess it is a variant of that color.
1:38:54
I think there's just a tint in it.
1:38:55
Well, they have like multiple for.
1:38:58
Every shade there's. Like there's like 20 variations.
1:39:01
There's sometimes there's more than that of colors depend on
1:39:03
your base coat. Like if it's like or your prime.
1:39:05
It does, but it's gonna be slightly.
1:39:06
Different. We've ruled that out.
1:39:08
Like every time we've used multiple different primers, like
1:39:11
everything's been done, Yeah, but the main, the first Gray you
1:39:13
had that was like purple. Yeah, that was that was weird.
1:39:17
Purple, but rather than green. Yeah.
1:39:19
So it's definitely would say that was Purpley Brown.
1:39:21
Dude, Gray. Yeah, it did kind of look poop
1:39:23
brown at times the 1st. Time we painted.
1:39:25
It it. Was like brown.
1:39:26
Yeah. What?
1:39:28
1st time we painted it, it was brown and.
1:39:29
Justin's car was awesome. His paint was awesome.
1:39:33
I was like, fuck, why does mine look brown and it was the same
1:39:38
color like. Right there.
1:39:39
That photo right there? Probably that's like purple.
1:39:42
Brown, Yeah. And it's Scott's too.
1:39:44
Scott's car. Was fucking fine, but when we
1:39:48
painted them all that color. I want to say mine kind of
1:39:51
looked the same color as their as theirs did, but it it I just
1:39:54
didn't like it, so I didn't want it to be that color.
1:39:57
I'll never forget the story of Jesse's car being painted from
1:40:00
you guys. Sucked that.
1:40:01
Was the funniest thing ever was. I don't know if it was Jesse
1:40:04
explaining it, watching Justin spraying the car, watching sweat
1:40:11
drip off his face onto the car. Just look at it and then just
1:40:15
start spraying. So that was one of the final
1:40:20
bout. Nights like and you guys were
1:40:21
like hustling. To get it done and then like it
1:40:23
just never showed up. It didn't work.
1:40:25
Didn't work out the car Jesse was supposed to go to final.
1:40:28
Bout yeah, he had a race line kit and everything.
1:40:29
The car was like. Basically done, Jesse.
1:40:32
OK, let me rephrase that. The.
1:40:33
Car was not basically done. But.
1:40:36
We were going to have a real long day the next day if it if
1:40:38
the pain worked out. That's all I'm going to say it
1:40:41
looked like. It looked like it looks like
1:40:43
Goosebumps. Yeah.
1:40:45
Oh, it was probably too humid. Orange peel the whole car.
1:40:49
Yeah, it was probably, like, real bad.
1:40:50
Like, yeah. Like a dimpled like I wouldn't
1:40:52
even let it leave the shop. No, no, no.
1:40:54
Yeah, it was. Probably too humid.
1:40:55
Or wet or something. And there was wet.
1:40:57
There was water in the fucking in the compressor there.
1:41:00
That's why you guys just wait till I fucking quit because of
1:41:02
you guys. Because of that.
1:41:03
Definitely not because. Of us.
1:41:04
You had a race line kit on it and shit, yeah dude.
1:41:07
It was like. It was like, ready to go.
1:41:09
It was. Almost ready.
1:41:10
To go, Ethan shouldn't hand it. It was final bout he'd hand
1:41:12
that. Over.
1:41:13
To me, that's not. The same car by the way.
1:41:16
Jesse's had like 4 cars. Well, I want Ethan's.
1:41:20
Yeah, I'd have that done. In a week.
1:41:23
Just pay. Just buy it.
1:41:24
He wants to sell everything. No, he's not.
1:41:26
That's. Why?
1:41:27
I don't want to tell him like I'd like it, I know.
1:41:29
Cuz a part of me is like I want Ethan to do, I want to like do
1:41:33
anything to the IS or just leave it the.
1:41:34
Same and then just. Dump a bunch of money into
1:41:36
something else. No, don't just leave the IS.
1:41:39
Man, why wouldn't it be cool if I got like an S?
1:41:41
Chassis and built it. It would not be cool.
1:41:43
I I would be a know that. Like keep their ISS and don't
1:41:45
get S. Chassis.
1:41:46
Why do they keep them? No, no, they don't.
1:41:49
They always dude. Who was the one that the dude
1:41:50
that had the really sick gold one?
1:41:54
Is it Dan or something like that?
1:41:55
Is that the one like big Pacific Northwest?
1:41:57
Was it Pacific Northwest, dude? Oh, I don't know.
1:42:00
He had a sick gold one. I don't know.
1:42:02
And then he just like. Recently, Was it BN Sports?
1:42:04
Everything, Probably with a fish racing kit.
1:42:06
Yeah, it was that. Final belt Yeah, it's on the
1:42:08
shirt. The one shirt?
1:42:10
Yeah, I think so, yeah. And then he was like, all right
1:42:12
over it. S14.
1:42:14
Yep, dude every IS guy is secretly or girl is.
1:42:18
Secretly Connor, that's most car people.
1:42:20
The only consistent IS dude is what?
1:42:23
The risky devil, dude. The red?
1:42:24
I don't know. Perpetual.
1:42:26
Transient. Yeah, that guy.
1:42:28
Yeah, that's. Because he gets to live out his
1:42:30
thrill with every other. Car he wants by buying it.
1:42:32
He's so cool, dude. I would love to have a
1:42:34
conversation with the guy. He doesn't even have to be a.
1:42:36
Bot like I would just want to have a conversation with that
1:42:39
dude. Dude's got good taste.
1:42:40
He's got crazy good taste in everything he does.
1:42:42
Dude, I've I've never met that guy.
1:42:45
Or maybe I might have and I never remembered, but why can't
1:42:48
I think of his name right now? Crazy good taste.
1:42:52
I like everything he does, even. The Daily looks sick when he had
1:42:55
the The Odyssey van. Yeah, that's like what I've seen
1:42:58
that. Yeah.
1:42:59
I've never wanted a van before. Yeah.
1:43:00
But now I do. That's sick, right?
1:43:03
Isn't that cool That. People in the community
1:43:05
sometimes exist like that, where it's like, damn, that guy makes
1:43:08
everything. Guy or girl makes everything
1:43:11
they do. Yeah, it's everyone that came
1:43:13
from the Midwest. Literally, I think that's true.
1:43:16
It is. It is.
1:43:18
Trust me. Maybe not.
1:43:19
Now, but five years ago in the drift community, yeah.
1:43:22
I feel like the taste is spreading though, because I feel
1:43:24
like it's like. Half the time.
1:43:26
If you see like a nice car, the taste can be spreading, the
1:43:29
execution is not. I agree it's not OK.
1:43:34
Just think about. Josh's car?
1:43:35
That's fair. What?
1:43:35
Do you mean proceed? Josh at.
1:43:37
Rev Chasms, how perfect is that thing?
1:43:39
It's fucking perfect. It's so simple.
1:43:40
That's like one of those cars, you.
1:43:41
Would look at and you probably can't really.
1:43:43
Find something that's like. Wrong.
1:43:45
Yeah, let's say. Let's say wrong.
1:43:46
Not your taste, but wrong. You know what I mean like.
1:43:50
Something might not be your taste.
1:43:51
The wing, I guess everywhere. New Age Dave Ratio looks.
1:43:55
So good though, the Zenki S14? Perfect.
1:43:57
Yeah, it was absolutely perfect. Yeah, I was like, how did you?
1:44:00
Do that. Like, dude, they just got rid of
1:44:01
it. That's like even the wing like,
1:44:03
well, it's just the execution that you just said it yourself.
1:44:05
Yeah, everybody executes something differently.
1:44:07
It's because they're from the midst of you.
1:44:08
Look at Josh's fault that he does not ever remember that
1:44:10
quote that he said in his pod. It was like, if you want not
1:44:13
average shit, you got to do not average shit.
1:44:15
That's what Josh does. Not every shit, but like that
1:44:18
wing. Like I wouldn't put that wing on
1:44:19
my car ever. Yes, but when I see it.
1:44:21
It's so fucking. I'm like, fuck yeah.
1:44:24
That wing is perfect, dude. Yeah, that wing is great on that
1:44:27
car, huh? And like every like.
1:44:29
Iteration of his car with that wing has been perfect.
1:44:32
Yeah, the kit is like, nice. It's like pointier.
1:44:35
Yeah, he always. Changes it up too.
1:44:36
And I'm I'm, I'm the type person that doesn't want anyone to
1:44:39
change. Their car when it looks good,
1:44:41
but he does it like every year. And it still looks good, bro.
1:44:44
I'm like, fuck man, There's like a backlog of kits and correct.
1:44:48
Sitting in his garage, there's like different, like variations
1:44:51
of it, I guess like your. Car went through different
1:44:53
variations. Yeah, there's variations, but
1:44:55
like, it's just a constant evolution of.
1:44:57
What you're No, but he like he'll change his.
1:44:59
Kit. He changes it really
1:45:00
consistently, yeah. As opposed to most people, he'll
1:45:02
change the kit and the vinyl and that.
1:45:05
Those are two big like. Big, big things that you see,
1:45:09
you know, but would would wouldn't you describe actually
1:45:12
either? Of your.
1:45:13
Personalities as like nothing's ever perfect to you.
1:45:17
Like we might view it as like all I've done and all be all and
1:45:21
then yeah, but like look at your fucking car.
1:45:23
I'm sure there's times where kids or or people are just
1:45:26
walking up to you and like, oh, you mean you mean like, I'm
1:45:28
done, I'm come, I'll leave it like this.
1:45:30
Never. No.
1:45:31
No, I it's never done. There's two variations.
1:45:34
Of that for me. My.
1:45:35
Car in the way. That looks right there with the
1:45:38
wheels on and everything in my mind is done.
1:45:41
That is perfect. If it's broken and shit and
1:45:44
people are like, I don't know, and they're like, oh it's.
1:45:49
It's whatever, like it's I'd still in my mind I'd be like.
1:45:51
Yeah, it's broken. But it's this is how I want it
1:45:53
though, you know what I mean? Like there's two different
1:45:55
things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:45:56
But yeah, no, I definitely do have that.
1:45:58
Like it's done type thing. That's why I'm that's why I have
1:46:02
the same car. I feel like it's just like it's
1:46:03
never done. Yeah, see, I don't have that.
1:46:06
Whatever. Happened to your black hatch?
1:46:08
I still have it. You do still have it, yeah.
1:46:10
You mean my the one that you fucking make?
1:46:11
In. Type X and yeah, yeah, I have
1:46:13
it. There's.
1:46:14
No engine in it. It's sitting in my garage, in my
1:46:15
apartment. Yeah, they don't know.
1:46:17
It's no one. Just got rid of it.
1:46:18
No way. I can't get rid of that.
1:46:20
That's like a swear. It's a fucking guy.
1:46:22
You motherfucker, at least. Yeah, what's wrong, Carl?
1:46:27
That was. My fucking hatch, bro.
1:46:29
You know, he was talking to the guy.
1:46:30
Oh, really? Yeah, I've.
1:46:32
Said this story on this pod, and I know that people.
1:46:34
Know this story? Because literally, the guy was
1:46:38
like, yeah, somebody else just came, they had a trailer.
1:46:40
And everything. Yeah, and I was like, what the
1:46:43
fucking fuck I was getting. Ready.
1:46:45
I was. 19 Bro, I never rented a trailer or done anything like
1:46:49
that in my life. I told the guy, I'm like, yo,
1:46:51
I'm a fucking get a U-Haul and do this, that do this that
1:46:53
please. Like I need it.
1:46:54
My car just got totaled. Dude.
1:46:56
And then you showed up below, kid.
1:46:58
And then Connor, I saw this. I was going to.
1:46:59
Leave for it and the. Guy said, hey man, I hate to
1:47:02
say, I hate to say this like somebody came and just gave me
1:47:05
the money right here. So I was on.
1:47:09
I was at work at Nissan and I. You know how I always hated over
1:47:13
fenders? Yes, I was like.
1:47:14
Fuck, my car's got. Overs like no matter what I do,
1:47:17
it's going to have over fenders on it and I'm not going to like
1:47:19
it so. Occasionally what I would do is
1:47:21
I'd go on Craigslist and I'd be like, let me see if I find like
1:47:24
a maybe I'll reshell my car. That is where it was too, you
1:47:26
fucking whore. It was on Craigslist.
1:47:29
And I would just go and I and I, you know, you you just shitty
1:47:32
cars. In here, like, there's nothing
1:47:33
really good ever. But occasionally you'll message
1:47:35
the guy, be like, yo, show me photos of the rust.
1:47:38
That's how every single conversation started when I
1:47:41
would look for a car. So I saw this one and I was like
1:47:43
I was like this is a little too good to be.
1:47:47
True. And there were Ellen Bro.
1:47:48
I know exactly. How the ad read?
1:47:50
It was like. 1992 It's a 90, two or three or three, Yeah, I think
1:47:55
it's a three, 'cause it was a shark nose.
1:47:57
Yeah. Bastard and the ad?
1:48:01
Said. 93 Model SE All of the all of the like amenities worked or
1:48:09
all the features worked had AC or something like that.
1:48:12
No engine, no engine. That was it.
1:48:16
And like. Engine Bay looked perfect.
1:48:17
Shell Engine Bay was repainted. You could, but it was cut.
1:48:20
In a weird way, so the the. You know where you cut for an
1:48:24
intercooler? So there was a big hole there in
1:48:27
the engine Bay. Like they cut out the whole
1:48:29
panel. It was so weird.
1:48:31
Like, not for not like. As big as a tub, but almost as
1:48:34
big. As like it was like half of the
1:48:36
wheel. Well, way too much.
1:48:38
Yeah, way too much. So weird.
1:48:39
And I was like, fuck, that's kind of stupid, but.
1:48:42
Then I was like, I know Ethan. So nothing really matters.
1:48:45
So I could just fix it. I For me, that was about to be a
1:48:47
deal breaker for me because it was almost a deal breaker.
1:48:50
For me, I didn't know how to source that or how to even if I
1:48:52
got it. How would I put it?
1:48:53
On I probably sent it to Ethan and I was like, can we fix this?
1:48:56
And he's like, we have the technology.
1:48:58
And then and then I was like, all right, send me photos of
1:49:01
rust. He's like, there's no rust.
1:49:02
I was like, lol, send me photos of no, there was none.
1:49:05
And there was paint. OK dude, and sends me a photo.
1:49:07
Of the frame rail and it's mint and it's.
1:49:09
It the paint is like peeled on it in like the weirdest ways.
1:49:12
The paint. Yeah, the paint.
1:49:14
So the car looked immaculated. It was.
1:49:16
It looked like it was brand new, like the paint and the engine
1:49:18
Bay. The engine Bay looked better
1:49:19
than brand new fucking. And there was a big like there's
1:49:23
like Vine. There.
1:49:24
Was vinyl on the car and he ripped the vinyl off and it
1:49:27
ripped the paint off in certain areas and the only thing you see
1:49:29
is the OEM yellow primer. Yeah, it's all OEM under it.
1:49:33
No bondo or anything. Weird shapes.
1:49:35
Of yellow primer. And I was like, OK anyway.
1:49:41
He was selling the car for. Like. 2.
1:49:43
Grand. 25 or two grand. I want to say 25. 20.
1:49:47
Five with 300 CX. Brakes.
1:49:50
SPL. Rear arms like all this shit.
1:49:53
Full interior, full interior. Everything.
1:49:56
I was like, I I got those photos of the fucking.
1:49:59
I was like fuck it. I'm going to get this tomorrow.
1:50:01
I I tell them I was like worst case scenario, it's pretty bad.
1:50:05
Worst case scenario drive all the way to the.
1:50:07
Outer edges of fucking. Pennsylvania, it was far, so
1:50:10
it's pretty bad. That was another thing is that
1:50:13
it was far. Like almost by where I picked up
1:50:16
the LMGT Twos, which I thought was crazy because in the ad
1:50:20
photos the car had LMGT Twos Stock Body Shark Nose LMGT.
1:50:25
Those were the same wheels. No, they're not the same wheels.
1:50:29
They were that. Ugly Foo Foo speck.
1:50:30
Where it's like 17 by. 8/9 So I I text Ethan.
1:50:33
I'm like hey you. Want any of this shit on this
1:50:37
car? He's like, yeah, I'm like, all
1:50:39
right, cool, I'm gonna go buy it and then I'll sell you some of
1:50:43
this shit. He's like OK.
1:50:45
So I. Go get the car, I go to, I go to
1:50:47
see the car. And I was like, I literally was
1:50:50
like, and this was a long time ago, This was like 2016, Yeah,
1:50:54
yeah, 16. It was like 2016.
1:50:58
And. The reason I say that is because
1:50:59
when. I got there and I saw the car.
1:51:01
I felt like I had to be careful of how I reacted because this
1:51:04
guy's a fucking idiot. And that was 2016.
1:51:09
Nowadays, you whore, it would be like finding gold.
1:51:13
You like fucking. So.
1:51:16
So I was like, I was just acting cool.
1:51:17
Like I'm like, Oh yeah, cool man.
1:51:19
Yeah, it looks good. Yeah, I'll take it.
1:51:21
And then he's like, yeah, I got some other shit in the in the
1:51:23
garage. You want any of this stuff?
1:51:24
And he starts giving me shit, like random shit.
1:51:27
Always how it is, though. Yeah, that's how it was with
1:51:29
LMG. Like everything you definitely
1:51:30
want. Like just sitting in the garage
1:51:32
boxes and stuff. I was like, all right dude, I
1:51:35
think I gave him like an extra 100 bucks or something.
1:51:36
He helped me push it on the. Trailer I leave there and I was
1:51:39
like, holy shit, you fucking stole it.
1:51:43
So the whole point of this car. Was to shell swap my drift car,
1:51:46
right? So we get it back.
1:51:49
I start taking all the parts off in my garage.
1:51:52
Ethan comes over, he sees it, he's trying to figure out how
1:51:55
he's going to fix that hole, and he's and we're just like.
1:51:59
You can't drift this fucking car, dude.
1:52:01
And I'm like, yeah, I know now I have two fucking cars.
1:52:03
I was so fucking ready, bro. That was the.
1:52:05
I didn't. Want to buy?
1:52:06
No two 40s that were fucking haggard like the first one I
1:52:11
had, that coupe was absolutely Immaculate, and then I wanted
1:52:14
that version too. But a hatch 'cause I like the
1:52:17
Hatch And then I dude, I can't believe just little little
1:52:22
things on it were weird. But there, there, it was
1:52:24
literally a really Immaculate. Car like I remember.
1:52:27
What? The ad photos look like it was a
1:52:30
bright sunny day. And all the photos like, and
1:52:32
there's a photo of the engine Bay like crooked.
1:52:34
Yeah, I'm not going to say there's no rust on that.
1:52:37
I mean, I haven't really found it.
1:52:38
It was a. Sitting car it was beautiful
1:52:40
saying like under the metal like there's probably.
1:52:41
Going to be rust somewhere. You're going to find it
1:52:43
eventually. But dude, it was fucking sweet
1:52:46
man, son. Of a bitch.
1:52:49
Sold all that shit to Ethan. Basically bought the car for
1:52:51
1000 bucks so. That was it.
1:52:54
Garbage. And then, And then I I did all
1:52:56
the suspension did Poor one. Stance coilovers, I got all the
1:53:00
arms. Done all the.
1:53:01
All the suspensions. Done.
1:53:02
It's got B knuckles on it. They're not even on my drift car
1:53:05
like, but it's on that. Yeah.
1:53:07
I don't know. You should just drift this.
1:53:09
And I had Julian send me. The B knuckle unpainted so I can
1:53:12
get it painted. Black.
1:53:13
'Cause I hate that fucking naoki fucking purple pink shit.
1:53:17
So those are black. It just looks like a regular
1:53:19
knuckle. I got stock breaks but every
1:53:23
single thing is powder coated. Every.
1:53:26
If there's a stock arm on it, it's powder coated subframes,
1:53:28
powder coated, diffs re powder coated well.
1:53:30
And I'm glad you got that because I was going to drift
1:53:32
that bitch. Yeah, exactly.
1:53:33
It's like a. Complete rebuild.
1:53:36
Interior is 90% done. It's got a Cusco Bolton cage,
1:53:41
full interior, 180 seats. Is that what you're working on?
1:53:46
Versus your actual. Car.
1:53:47
No. I swear to God I did all this.
1:53:49
Years ago and I just left it in the garage.
1:53:51
Bro, finish something. Finish.
1:53:54
Something. Aside from a pack.
1:53:55
Of Oreos, dude. The the fucking car is nice
1:53:58
though. It's shitty when I got to tell
1:53:59
you that stuff. Because I don't finish Dick.
1:54:02
I know. That's why I don't like it when
1:54:04
you say you want to sell your car and get another car.
1:54:05
So then finish your shit so we can drive fine.
1:54:09
Yay. Anyway, yeah, that's the sad
1:54:10
thing. That's.
1:54:11
The story Come on, MO. Come on, MO.
1:54:15
I'm sorry, Nick. Nick and Cole from Clifton.
1:54:17
Wanted to fucking wanted. Me to say that Wait, what is
1:54:19
that? What?
1:54:20
I don't know some lady you ever get called, MO?
1:54:22
By a New York person, I'm. Like, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, I
1:54:25
didn't mean to offend you. Come on, MO.
1:54:27
I probably have like, come on, MO.
1:54:29
And I'm like, damn shit, my name's Carl.
1:54:31
You Dick. Did we get any questions?
1:54:35
We probably have a lot of questions.
1:54:36
Forgot about that, Connor. Yup.
1:54:41
Thank you for coming here, dude. Thank you.
1:54:43
Yeah, and just. Letting me and Carl.
1:54:45
Bullshit. The entire.
1:54:46
Time. That's.
1:54:47
This is exactly what I expected this to be.
1:54:48
OK, cool. Let's ask about.
1:54:51
I want to ask a little. Bit about the rollerblading we?
1:54:55
Didn't even get into that because is it?
1:54:57
Hard to be a. Rollerblader When you know
1:55:00
everybody in the extreme sports industry just shits on you for
1:55:02
being a rollerblader, I don't really care.
1:55:05
It takes athleticism. It's hard as fuck.
1:55:07
I started rollerblading when I was like 1011.
1:55:11
Got into it for a while and then like high school kind of,
1:55:14
everyone stopped. So I was like, pick up a BMX
1:55:16
bike, rode BMX for a couple of years and then would sometimes
1:55:21
randomly just throw my skates back on.
1:55:23
And I was like maybe like 1818 and like a Disney movie.
1:55:26
Yeah, like, Oh my God. I just put them back on and I'm
1:55:29
like, wow, this is, this is awesome.
1:55:31
The magic. And then I just like.
1:55:32
Stopped all together and then like COVID hit and I had all
1:55:37
this free time, so I was like, well, I'll put my skates.
1:55:39
Back on, taking them out-of-the-box, Crack them the
1:55:42
dust. Blow the dust right off.
1:55:43
That's like when. I get my helmet out when I got.
1:55:45
To go drift your. Helmet looks so gross, dude.
1:55:47
So ragged and haggard. God.
1:55:49
Oh. My God, dude.
1:55:50
It's over. God.
1:55:51
Yo, did you know I, in line, skated?
1:55:53
No, I did not. That's Cat.
1:55:54
No way. Really.
1:55:55
Yep. You know why?
1:55:56
Because Jesse Martin did. Yeah, he always.
1:55:59
Responds to everything I post. He's like.
1:56:00
He's like, oh dude, I gotta get skating.
1:56:02
What? What skates did I have?
1:56:04
They were nice, dude. They were.
1:56:06
Name some names of skates back in, like 2007.
1:56:10
I don't know razors. Yeah, razors.
1:56:12
OK, now name some models. 2007 Now 1J.
1:56:18
ZVBT Yes, something. Dude, no, I mean there's.
1:56:21
Like, no, it might be the SR20. Det Murda's.
1:56:24
Murda. Sound familiar?
1:56:27
Stock quote was before 2. 1007 These are like Murda.
1:56:29
Sound familiar? Murda 1-2 threes, threes.
1:56:33
Were they white? No.
1:56:34
But Jesse's were white I. Think these are these are trick.
1:56:38
Specifics. Just as much of.
1:56:40
A nerd as it is with car parts, I could tell you stupid.
1:56:44
I know you see a car drive patch like that was a 2007 Hyundai
1:56:47
Elantra. For me, it's like I know exactly
1:56:50
what skates those are. Dude, I had these six skates.
1:56:52
I jumped 1/3 set ever and then put them away.
1:56:55
Oh yeah dude. Three set, three set.
1:56:57
Basically just fell. Dude, I I ate.
1:56:59
Shit once on a three. Over stairs, yeah.
1:57:01
Literally, yeah, yeah. But for some reason, you try to
1:57:04
jump it and that's how you get hurt.
1:57:05
Yep. Jesse.
1:57:06
Jesse was pushing me. He's like, come on man, come on
1:57:09
man. Jesse's the best.
1:57:11
Here's the Here's the thing that I didn't like.
1:57:13
About rollerblades, 'cause I fuck.
1:57:14
With or like. Inline skating?
1:57:16
I guess that's what you. Would call it rollerblading is
1:57:18
like probably what I did, which is just like cruise around on
1:57:20
them. I am a demon on that shit.
1:57:22
Get me into fucking. I mean the box skiing fucking.
1:57:26
I'm just quick and I also I I played.
1:57:28
Like roller hockey and like ice hockey, but like in line
1:57:33
skating, there was something weird about it where your feet
1:57:37
are connected. Nah, Yeah.
1:57:41
That's why I. Didn't like it, I just didn't
1:57:42
understand. How to do tricks and like the?
1:57:44
Annoying part of like. What if I got a a skateboard?
1:57:47
I can pick it up, bro. What are you telling me?
1:57:50
I'm gonna walk through my local. Bodega Mini Mart on my skates
1:57:54
and and no one's gonna question it and boot around the bodega
1:57:58
and like knock over your way around shit like.
1:58:00
That why do you keep calling them a fruit booter?
1:58:02
I don't know. That's just.
1:58:02
What we called it, man, that's. Crazy because you're a skater
1:58:05
skate. Everywhere, dude.
1:58:07
But then. What would you do when you,
1:58:08
like, had to go? What if you had to go in
1:58:09
somewhere like? Like a library?
1:58:12
Skate. Do I look like a library in?
1:58:14
In what? Situation.
1:58:15
Is he, like, all right? We were just shredding.
1:58:17
What? What the star Connor would go
1:58:18
into. Taco Bell Taco.
1:58:21
Bell, OK, they're not going to give a shit if you go into Taco
1:58:23
Bell Roller. Blade.
1:58:25
You see a mob of 15 year old kids walking with.
1:58:27
Roller blades on their feet. You're not going to say
1:58:28
anything. You're like there's your free
1:58:30
water cup that you're going to fill with Baja Blast.
1:58:32
Anyway, I. Feel like with the roller blades
1:58:34
you should be wearing like Jankos?
1:58:36
Yeah, no. Back in the day, people were
1:58:39
Jankos. Jankos.
1:58:40
I bet Jesse Adam. Why do I feel like Jesse will
1:58:44
look kind? Of cool with Jinko's on today,
1:58:45
he. Loves them, so I don't know why
1:58:46
he doesn't. Wear them Jesse's nasty as
1:58:48
snowboarding man He he. If he if that's what he wants to
1:58:50
apply. Himself to so be it.
1:58:52
He loves it. Bag of your clothes on.
1:58:53
Everything looks better. Yeah.
1:58:55
Nah. Yeah.
1:58:55
I just want to let you know that I was a fruit booter.
1:58:57
Nice dude. For at least a week, you're
1:58:59
trying to get back into it. I wouldn't say no.
1:59:02
Can you tell him my plan originally?
1:59:05
Oh yeah, Carl. 'S original plan was he was
1:59:07
going to wear his rollerblades here.
1:59:08
And wear them the whole time. And then I would have just, I
1:59:11
would have just came out from behind the desk and been like,
1:59:13
yeah. So just to make you feel a
1:59:15
little bit more comfortable wearing these rollerblades.
1:59:18
And then I went home after work and then yeah, I was doing the
1:59:20
little tune up and looking for the skates.
1:59:22
And I don't even know if I still have AI.
1:59:25
Had AI would have left really hard.
1:59:27
I had a pair of roller skates and the problem is.
1:59:32
Like for a little while I was showing my little cousin how to.
1:59:35
Skate and now he's absolutely disgusting and I have nothing to
1:59:38
teach him anymore. Like he graphed that shit so
1:59:41
well. Like he plays hockey full all
1:59:43
year round. Like that's when you know, the
1:59:44
kid is kind of like, oh shit, so proud of him, that little guy
1:59:49
fucking skating like a bat out of hell, bro.
1:59:51
I taught him. I taught him everything.
1:59:53
But anyway, so like I I taught him how to skate and my aunt got
1:59:56
me rollerblades for I think Christmas or my birthday as like
1:59:59
a like, hey, in case you want to skate with him some more.
2:00:02
I thought that that was really sweet.
2:00:04
But one day my neighborhood is really nice, like the the roads
2:00:08
in terms of like being in, the kids ride bikes there, they ride
2:00:11
scooters there. Every morning I watch, I watch
2:00:14
these two kids. They one kids is significantly
2:00:17
thinner than the other one and bikes up and the other kid like
2:00:20
has to walk his bike up and I'm like.
2:00:23
Fuck man, I'm trying not to laugh.
2:00:27
And how? Old are you?
2:00:28
This is my house, right? Now, I don't know you meant when
2:00:33
you were a kid. No, Like I said, this was last
2:00:35
night when I I. Like work from home.
2:00:37
So if I'm. Working in my little.
2:00:38
Like sunroom. I can see like it's my, it's the
2:00:40
best thing ever, bro. Like there's not watching this
2:00:42
kid. That's when you look at him and
2:00:43
you just go, come on man, pick it up.
2:00:46
Pick it. Up.
2:00:47
Let's do something. Anyway, I put Twinkie down.
2:00:51
I put. These rollerblades on bro and
2:00:54
like. The cool in me took the rear
2:00:57
brake off like that little. Deal these.
2:01:00
Don't have rear, they don't have brakes.
2:01:02
All the skates I had for like roller.
2:01:04
Hockey never had them. So, like, I took it off.
2:01:06
I'm like, fuck that, I'll just like, drag my foot and make a
2:01:08
little tee. Yeah, the tee.
2:01:10
So then no, the I didn't eat shit.
2:01:12
The problem is it scared me because my hill the.
2:01:17
Hill in front of my house is pretty long on a skateboard.
2:01:20
I can murder it or a longboard or anything Scooter on the
2:01:24
rollerblades. These wheels were so.
2:01:27
Soft and the bearings were so fucking brand new that it was
2:01:30
absorbing all the bumps. And I get out of my driveway and
2:01:34
I swear if you were in my house, you would just see me go.
2:01:39
And I started hauling ass. And even doing the little tea,
2:01:43
I'm not really slowing. Down.
2:01:45
So I'm like, fuck, I got to ride this out and.
2:01:48
Then the problem is is when I got to the bottom when.
2:01:50
I got to the. Bottom Aside from me shitting
2:01:53
myself and leaving a trail of excrement on my Rd. like you
2:01:57
shit and you, you were with the overweight kid walking up the
2:02:00
now. Now I'm trying to.
2:02:03
Fucking skate back up this hill. Oh, that's brutal.
2:02:07
I refuse to take them off. So then I.
2:02:09
Got up to the. Top took them.
2:02:10
Off put them somewhere and that is where they are.
2:02:12
I don't know where they are. I should have picked them up.
2:02:14
I mean, you are the same. It was so scary, man, people.
2:02:18
Underestimate how? Quote, UN quote, Easy it is to
2:02:21
fuck. You're standing up like you got
2:02:23
your feet, bro. Put me on a skateboard.
2:02:24
It's the scariest shit. It's the same thing with
2:02:25
watching those, like, GX1000 dudes like.
2:02:27
Bomb Hills on. Skateboards in like.
2:02:29
San Francisco. Like, that's the scariest
2:02:31
goddamn thing in my life. Yeah, but The thing is, you can
2:02:33
get off of it. It doesn't matter if you're
2:02:35
getting off, you're going to 60. Miles down.
2:02:37
It I know I've, I've, I've gone down some pretty big hills.
2:02:40
You ever bomb a hill like that? Like on the Thrasher Hill bomb.
2:02:42
Not on a skateboard like you go to Pal Park or something.
2:02:45
Longboard I have, but not on a skateboard.
2:02:47
Like that? That's great.
2:02:47
They go even faster. Yeah.
2:02:49
Longboards there, yeah. But you feel safe on it.
2:02:51
It's because it's the wheelbase is longer.
2:02:53
It's. Not as like it's like an 8 foot
2:02:54
bed. Chevy but like an but.
2:02:57
Like a skateboard? You can balance on it a little
2:02:59
bit better, at least personally for me, because that's what I
2:03:02
learned on that shit is dangerous.
2:03:04
I can still on the longboard, the little one I have.
2:03:06
It's not a crazy long wheelbase, but I could hit like a fucking
2:03:09
hill on that. Yeah, but like, still the
2:03:12
thought when you when you tell me you.
2:03:14
You you hit a hill on that versus you hit a hill on
2:03:17
rollerblades. I'm freaking out when you tell
2:03:20
me rollerblades. I'm like, I'm like, fuck,
2:03:22
because if you fall, you're fucking.
2:03:24
Yeah, you're just fucking. I mean, at the end of the day,
2:03:26
you're falling. Kind of the same way.
2:03:29
But just the fact that you're. Like at least you don't have you
2:03:32
don't have the same foot. Planting you could.
2:03:34
Do to save your Here's the difference.
2:03:35
Yeah, I could. Like, here's the difference.
2:03:37
You can bail. You can attempt to bail, yeah,
2:03:39
on the skip. And then you do that shitty
2:03:41
fucking. 1-2 step and then you let boom boom and then just
2:03:45
fucking you land on your fucking chest anyway and shave your
2:03:47
nips. Yeah, it's.
2:03:48
Fucking worse. But like you, there's no bailing
2:03:50
on rollerblades. Once I'm sure there once.
2:03:53
Connor's right here. Why don't you have Connor tell
2:03:54
you going down a hill though? Like once it's over, it's over.
2:03:57
I mean you you learn how to. Fall.
2:03:59
Yeah, you know if I mean. I can't.
2:04:02
I can't do that on my knees anymore, but the idea is to drop
2:04:04
down. On your knees and.
2:04:05
Slide on, 'cause you have knee pads on.
2:04:07
Oh, knee pads. You ever heard of those?
2:04:09
No, but. But what I would do if I would?
2:04:12
Thought I was losing it, I'd get as close.
2:04:14
To the. Fucking lawn as I could and just
2:04:16
heat off into the grass. Once as a kid I had like a scar
2:04:19
like over here and. This guy looks like a a little
2:04:22
nipple. Yeah.
2:04:23
OK, I was going down a hill. I don't know.
2:04:26
I was. Probably like 13.
2:04:27
At the time out by me, it's a pretty steep hill and me and my.
2:04:30
Maybe Brother and this other kid Jack, we skate with, we're going
2:04:33
down this hill going like super fast.
2:04:34
And I look behind me, I see a UPS truck.
2:04:36
I'm like, oh man, I gotta get out of the way.
2:04:38
So it's like street, patch of grass, sidewalk.
2:04:41
So I'm like, I'll jump over the patch of grass, but I'm cooking.
2:04:46
So I go to hop over and like I'm not going to make.
2:04:48
It so I put my foot down and then do the.
2:04:50
Yeah, just straight down and just like rip my entire arm and.
2:04:55
That's the. That's the funniest though.
2:04:55
When you're like, oh, I'll make it, I'll just run it off.
2:04:57
And then you fucking do the 1-2 fucking fall around your face.
2:05:01
Ah dude, my legs don't move that close.
2:05:03
You ever see. But the problem this is, This is
2:05:06
why some people just aren't meant for that.
2:05:08
Because some people, when they fall and that happens, it's
2:05:12
like, how did you make that look?
2:05:15
Not as painful as it would be. You gotta roll.
2:05:18
That's, I guess, tuck and roll. Baby, that's just no way.
2:05:22
Out. I did I dude, I hurt.
2:05:24
Myself bad. The most recent one was when I
2:05:26
was leaving for the Philippines a couple years ago.
2:05:28
Like, right? The week that I was getting on
2:05:30
the plane. I was so pissed. 16 hour flight
2:05:33
and my entire right half of my body.
2:05:35
What did you do, dude? We were drinking really bad.
2:05:39
The night before, OK has nothing to do with the morning of OK.
2:05:43
The morning of the problem is, is sometimes you wake up.
2:05:46
I was just saying, why bring it up then?
2:05:47
You're still a little bit drowsy, OK?
2:05:50
So my idea was that I was I. There's this corner store that's
2:05:54
by my house. Takes me negative time.
2:05:56
If I ride my longboard there, it's electric.
2:05:58
It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
2:06:00
So we scoot down. And I get these Gatorades.
2:06:04
Everybody in the house is hungover to.
2:06:06
So I got Gatorades for everybody and I got in the little plastic
2:06:09
bags. You remember when New Jersey
2:06:10
would give you a plastic bag? You remember that?
2:06:13
Yeah, the good old days. Fucking glorious 'cause I had.
2:06:16
I remember 6. Gatorades with me, bro.
2:06:18
California still gives you You think I'm carrying fucking 6
2:06:21
Gatorades like? This or I'm bringing a reusable
2:06:23
bag. You think I have the mental
2:06:24
capacity to remember to do that? You see me walk out of AMP with
2:06:27
a chicken. Just fucking.
2:06:29
Holding the chicken, I'm like, I'm not.
2:06:31
Bringing a bag in here, dude. What?
2:06:34
Anyway, so. You know you're telling you're
2:06:38
not. Cracking up at the thought of
2:06:39
Frankie carrying A. Chicken.
2:06:41
Out of a fucking stop and shop, I got chicken in one hand and
2:06:43
fucking toilet paper in the other, and I'm having a good.
2:06:45
Night. Somebody could probably make a
2:06:47
tick tock of just seeing males walking out of the grocery
2:06:49
store. Definitely 100%.
2:06:52
Fuck it should Joe make. That.
2:06:54
But then you got to put a little.
2:06:55
Then you got to record people. And I think that that's really
2:06:57
came outside of fucking. Yeah, you just camp outside.
2:07:00
What are you doing tonight, Carl?
2:07:01
I'm just here fun. Content.
2:07:02
Yeah. Getting content.
2:07:03
You know, because I had to make eater dumb Account doing
2:07:06
stakeouts. Yeah, at the local.
2:07:08
Stop and shop you got to go. Stop and shop by you or no, you
2:07:10
get the the same people like a routine, like oh it would be me.
2:07:13
There he is, there he is. It would.
2:07:14
Be me there's fucking guy couple of.
2:07:16
Ring Dings in. One arm.
2:07:18
Fucking got the milk. Oh. 2 ply.
2:07:20
This week? That's crazy.
2:07:22
But anyway, I I'm, I'm skating back and this thing, the board
2:07:26
goes, you've ridden it. It goes like 20 miles an hour at
2:07:28
least. Oh, that thing's fucking
2:07:29
sketchy. It's fun as fuck.
2:07:31
It is fun. But anyway, I'm going should
2:07:34
have never mixed electronics. When you skateboard.
2:07:36
When you go, before you make. The left onto my street, It's
2:07:39
another hill. My house is basically on a hill
2:07:41
and there's downhills all around it.
2:07:43
I've been there and this the hill.
2:07:45
The main one is a busy St. like there's a double yellow.
2:07:48
Oh yeah, it's a busy St. I'm I'm going down the street to
2:07:52
go make the left. And a car pulls up behind me, so
2:07:55
I look to my back. So you just ride this thing like
2:07:59
it's a car? Yeah, I bring it everywhere.
2:08:02
And so it gets. Like 10 miles to charge.
2:08:05
OK, and so I look her back. It must have thrown my balance
2:08:09
off, or I usually can do that no problem.
2:08:10
My God, you hit the throttle and I must have accidentally
2:08:14
touched. It or it like it jolted.
2:08:17
So you're looking back. And so now I'm looking back.
2:08:20
The throttle goes. The board shooting out for me,
2:08:23
I'm going pretty relatively quickly.
2:08:25
As I said, it goes like 20, so that shit shot away from me and
2:08:30
I'm. At the top of the hill, so the
2:08:32
board is shooting down the hill. It's a long hill.
2:08:36
And the worst part is, is I'm skidding across the ground.
2:08:38
Yes, I went like, how fast were you going?
2:08:42
20 at least. Oh my.
2:08:43
God, I was booking at home. I don't ride that thing slow.
2:08:46
It goes fast. Thank God it wasn't aimed
2:08:47
towards the main Rd. I was on the main Rd.
2:08:50
So then I skid across the ground.
2:08:52
Now the worst. Another terrible note is that my
2:08:54
neighbor was like, blowing leaves.
2:08:57
Motherfucker turns around like I didn't see him blowing over
2:09:02
here. I'm like that guy, just fucking.
2:09:03
Minded his own business. So he had that fucking thing on.
2:09:05
He saw me fall. He saw me fall.
2:09:07
Everything. And then that's me as a you
2:09:09
should have been like homeowner. You got one of those.
2:09:11
I'm literally. Laying there on the ground.
2:09:13
And I'm just like, oh, like all that kids, all that guy's thing
2:09:16
is that ain't my kid. Yeah.
2:09:18
Stupid. Fuck.
2:09:19
Like anyway. So the the on top of that, add
2:09:21
insult to injury, the fucking Gatorade, all of them just
2:09:23
rolled down the fucking massive hill like perfectly.
2:09:26
They were gone far. So I get up, pick up the board.
2:09:29
The person behind me doesn't stop at all.
2:09:31
They just keep going. They didn't ask if I was OK.
2:09:33
They were like, fuck this, I got places to go, Jersey.
2:09:36
And now, at this point, the whole right half of my hip, like
2:09:40
from from right here up, was torn.
2:09:44
It was gone. And then my elbow.
2:09:46
Right here, like there's there's really bad scars like all over
2:09:49
the place from it. Like it was so bad.
2:09:52
Then I had to go on a flight to the.
2:09:53
Philippines, which is 16 hours and I had to like that day.
2:09:56
No, like maybe like a couple days later.
2:09:58
That week still sounds miserable.
2:09:59
So it was just scarred up. Sitting on a plane is not just
2:10:02
sitting there like this. It was horrible, bro.
2:10:04
But those things, dude, I don't know how to fall gracefully,
2:10:06
man. That's that's a Long story
2:10:08
short, isn't it? I feel like I can fall
2:10:09
gracefully. No, you can.
2:10:11
I feel like I can. No, you can't.
2:10:13
I feel like I can. I can't really picture it.
2:10:15
I can roll. I can roll.
2:10:17
Chat. If you're in the chat, let's
2:10:19
just. See how.
2:10:20
Many of you think that Frankie would survive a fall from a
2:10:23
three stair. What on Rollerblades with I
2:10:27
don't care what vehicle you choose.
2:10:28
Rollerblades is not going to be. Graceful.
2:10:31
You could have just when you do that 1/2.
2:10:32
Step You look real dumb. Oh, because your feet are no
2:10:36
saving it. Yeah, on a skateboard.
2:10:40
On a skateboard, I'm good. That's even worse 'cause you get
2:10:42
that. 1-2 step and you're choosing you're going to hit.
2:10:45
Nah, 1-2 roll. I'm good bro.
2:10:49
For me it's. 1-2 splat, as hard as I don't.
2:10:52
Know, I feel like you would be good too, but I.
2:10:54
I guess not. The problem is, is like I would
2:10:56
get up and I would be in one piece, maybe like damaged.
2:11:00
Kind of hard to be so you. Seem like agile and like I know,
2:11:03
right? I feel like he.
2:11:04
I feel like he would be good at fall.
2:11:06
I feel like I just. I would just dodge.
2:11:07
I've never had a crazy bad fall. Snowboarding is the only thing
2:11:10
where where I got injured. Probably just has to do with
2:11:12
the. I can't.
2:11:13
It's I I could I push Mongo on a real?
2:11:15
Skateboard like the wrong like I do to your your push.
2:11:18
Foot in the back, both of you. You guys are so I force myself
2:11:21
to learn. But a lift like I have, I feel
2:11:24
so. Awkward doing it the right way,
2:11:25
so I have to like. Awkwardly, like, push myself off
2:11:27
the lift and I'm like. I think there was a point in
2:11:30
time to when I was younger where I just thought that I was good
2:11:32
at snowboarding. Everyone thinks they're good at
2:11:35
snowboarding. Everyone thinks that.
2:11:36
I think I'm good at snowboarding.
2:11:37
Right now and I haven't snowboarded for a little while,
2:11:40
I. Would do crazy shit.
2:11:41
Like I, I I think back on it now like and and the jumps.
2:11:44
Snowboard jumps sometimes are as high as this room ceiling.
2:11:47
Yeah. You know what it is?
2:11:49
It's the snow. It's the snow.
2:11:50
You're like oh. Snow is soft.
2:11:52
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah that.
2:11:54
Shit. At Mountain Creek, the snow is
2:11:57
not soft, it is concrete like. And that's where I hurt myself
2:12:02
both times like. I'm willing to try it again,
2:12:04
though maybe not. Just look, don't go to Mountain.
2:12:07
Creek if you don't want to. Just come with us when we go to,
2:12:09
like, the far places. It's sick.
2:12:10
Yeah, that's what I want to do. It's sick.
2:12:12
Jesse's gonna be mad as fuck if he's not there when.
2:12:14
I snowboard dude. I don't know if I want to
2:12:17
snowboard with Jesse. He's gonna do all this cool
2:12:18
shit. No, he's good.
2:12:19
He's a good teacher. I'm gonna feel like an idiot,
2:12:21
bro. He taught me how to inline.
2:12:22
Rollerblade, I did them, Three said that day.
2:12:26
It sounded like you don't live off that.
2:12:27
Barely did that. Three set.
2:12:29
So there was a three set and then there was like A8 set or
2:12:31
six or. No five or six set right next to
2:12:34
it. This is a very vivid 2005.
2:12:38
I want to say it's a vivid. Memory because.
2:12:41
Because you almost hurt yourself.
2:12:42
It's in my town. 25 I was still 25.
2:12:47
No, I was actually I. Was literally six.
2:12:50
I was literally 15 or 14 or something.
2:12:53
But. Yeah, I just gave it up, man.
2:12:57
I wasn't. I was a pussy.
2:12:59
My feet were connected. I didn't like that.
2:13:01
There's no return in it. Yeah, like it's.
2:13:03
Which is good, doing it solely for fun.
2:13:05
There's no, like, oh, I'm going to get sponsored.
2:13:07
Oh yeah. No.
2:13:08
It's like like skateboarding and BMX like.
2:13:10
You can kind of get. Away with it.
2:13:11
Snowboarding you can get away with.
2:13:12
It sounds like drifting. I feel like skate.
2:13:14
Literally, Yeah. Skateboarding for me, like I
2:13:16
feel like I couldn't. Grasp the.
2:13:18
Whole I want to get better at this.
2:13:19
I would be too scared to land Primo.
2:13:23
That's yeah, that's how I felt too and that's it.
2:13:25
And the reason why is 'cause I didn't want.
2:13:26
To break my wrists anymore, I just.
2:13:29
I was too scared of committing to the trick.
2:13:31
That was the problem with. Skateboarding.
2:13:32
But with rollerblading, you have no choice.
2:13:34
So you're either committing, yeah, you can't, or you're just
2:13:37
not doing it. Yeah yeah.
2:13:38
What was the coolest trick you could do on a skateboard,
2:13:40
frankly. Nothing good.
2:13:41
What was the coolest trick? Nothing, dude.
2:13:46
You could. Manual real long you could.
2:13:49
Manual. No way, you said.
2:13:50
You could kickflip. Back in the day, I could Ali
2:13:52
manual Ollie off. That's.
2:13:54
My sickest trick. Wait, you didn't do nothing
2:13:57
else? No, dude, I can't.
2:13:58
I. I was not skateboarder like that
2:13:59
at all. Damn dude my friends.
2:14:01
Were OK. I like, I like Rails and I like
2:14:05
mini ramps and I like boxes like you like box, Yeah.
2:14:09
I could, I could do, I think. I think if you gave me enough
2:14:13
tries, I could do a solid 5050 today.
2:14:16
I feel like I could probably eventually do a 5050.
2:14:20
Yeah, maybe I could do a. What's the I'm not doing people
2:14:23
shit anything. Tail tails are.
2:14:24
Tail slides are easy. I'm not.
2:14:26
I can't. I'm not.
2:14:26
Malcolm could do a varial right now.
2:14:28
Probably could. No, we used to.
2:14:30
There was a period of time during my unemployment where I
2:14:33
can't. We were trying to pro skate that
2:14:34
board, trying to trying to be. Young again and we were trying.
2:14:37
Do you remember? That I can still do flip tricks.
2:14:39
Right now, I'm saying. We do a little.
2:14:42
Faction field trip to the skate park and.
2:14:44
See what everybody can do. I I'll go just to go, but I'm
2:14:47
I'm not going to do anything, Frankie drops.
2:14:49
It on a mini ramp. Fucking knocks the wind out of
2:14:51
himself. Oh, that's happened to me.
2:14:53
Is there still like a concrete skate park in?
2:14:56
Sayreville. Yes, across.
2:14:58
Is it across from like a middle school concrete's a little?
2:15:01
You. Know what I'm saying?
2:15:02
That's a little more Unforgiven. The plastic ramps are a little
2:15:05
less intimidating. I don't.
2:15:06
I'll go wherever just. No, I'm just saying I always
2:15:09
thought like I. There's obviously I used to be
2:15:11
a. Nerd and little kid on roll
2:15:12
blading for him. So like Sayreville was always
2:15:14
like a prominent name in my head cause the bowl.
2:15:16
Like one day I'll go to Sayreville, Skate, Park and
2:15:18
skate and every time I'll go to English Town, I just see the.
2:15:20
Name on the thing I'm like. Oh, so.
2:15:22
So there's a bowl there or something.
2:15:24
There's, I think there's a bowl there.
2:15:25
That's the only reason you even know about it, Carl the 1st.
2:15:28
Place, I skated. A bowl at was was when I was
2:15:31
already like 24. I just trying to get back into
2:15:33
skateboarding. This is probably when me and
2:15:35
Malcolm, like I went to zoomies and shit and bought like a whole
2:15:38
setup because I wanted it right then and there.
2:15:40
God, they got everyone with that shit.
2:15:42
Well, like, I mean, it's where I was like, where?
2:15:44
Else am I going to buy a board? Put your tape on for you.
2:15:47
It's like build I had. I had them leave everything
2:15:49
disassembled. I'm like, I kind of want.
2:15:50
To enjoy this like I did, Yeah. Can I do it?
2:15:54
Yeah. Like I was like, just give me
2:15:55
all the shit. So I bought.
2:15:57
It has to be an element. I only liked element Bam
2:16:00
Margera. And then the trucks always had
2:16:02
to be independent. So I got in.
2:16:04
Hell yeah. And then the wheels were
2:16:05
Spitfire. Independent trucks were like the
2:16:07
worst. Ones buddy got that 2005 build
2:16:10
too. Dude, yo, that's what I have.
2:16:12
I still have it. I should bring it around more.
2:16:14
Often it's the same thing with drifting, with Carl, like he
2:16:16
wanted the independent truck so he could wear the.
2:16:18
Independent. Hoodie.
2:16:20
That's why he wants something D Max, so he could have the
2:16:23
sticker. What kind of grip tape was it
2:16:24
like? Mob.
2:16:25
I was looking about Mob Grip earlier because he's looking at
2:16:28
the sticker. He's like, I want that sticker.
2:16:29
Oh yeah, Coil overs. First, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
2:16:33
yeah. That's.
2:16:34
Why you want the coil? You're talking.
2:16:35
Too loud? You're talking.
2:16:36
Too loud you're talking to. Loud that that one thing where,
2:16:39
like you feel like you need to. Like, at least have the part on
2:16:41
your car before you put the sticker on.
2:16:43
Yeah, I mean, if the. Skateboarding and you, maybe you
2:16:50
can relate to that, but like skateboarding and you, that was
2:16:53
probably the first time I wanted like the good shit like I wanted
2:16:58
there was options you could get. What was that?
2:17:00
Cheap brand that that you would sell on CCS like you get a
2:17:03
Toys-R-Us board or like you could get like I didn't like
2:17:06
these one trucks that I had. They were like venture and I
2:17:09
didn't like those good trucks. But like when they were new, I
2:17:12
feel like I didn't like them, I didn't like them.
2:17:15
They were like the bushings wore.
2:17:16
Out really quick. What's that one that start with
2:17:19
AT and it had the plastic Thunder?
2:17:21
No. Thunder Trucks, I think you for
2:17:24
it is. He You're right.
2:17:25
Yeah, I loved skateboarding. Bro, I still watch.
2:17:27
Skateboarding videos of this day, the Plastic inserts.
2:17:30
Yeah, I love skateboarding videos.
2:17:32
Like make them taller. No, it was like, so it it would,
2:17:34
it would like. Help you slide.
2:17:37
If you did like a nose or a tail, OK.
2:17:42
Tensor Truck. Tensor.
2:17:43
Yeah. Tensor.
2:17:44
Yeah, somebody said in. The chat you were.
2:17:46
You were? Probably thinking of that, no or
2:17:48
no, no tensor. I didn't.
2:17:49
Those are really light too. Weren't they?
2:17:51
They, Yeah, they looked like there was some composite.
2:17:53
There was this crazy not. Like a regular, I hope the I
2:17:56
hope the listeners don't mind they were seguing.
2:17:58
Into fucking skateboarding now, but I'm loving it.
2:18:00
Like back in the day, there was this board technology that
2:18:05
Element came up with where it was hollow.
2:18:07
It was called the helium light or something.
2:18:08
Yeah, I remember that feather light.
2:18:10
I remember I was at the I was at drop in Skate.
2:18:12
Park and some kid dude. Those in the tri-state area
2:18:15
remember dropping Derek on the bicycle is definitely number one
2:18:18
drop in customer. Really.
2:18:20
Now Derek would shred dropping dude Derek.
2:18:22
It was awesome at all those sports.
2:18:24
What he wasn't a skater and he could like get on a board and
2:18:26
like fucking shred. Most kids can, dude.
2:18:29
It's crazy. If you're good at one thing at a
2:18:30
skate park, you could probably. Do more than one crazy right?
2:18:33
Like. But I don't think I could
2:18:34
picture Derek on Rollerblade. He could do.
2:18:37
No, I feel like he would just somehow like he would be
2:18:39
disgusting at it. Derek's Derek's got the
2:18:41
genetics. He would be nasty at it.
2:18:43
That's crazy. Literally.
2:18:44
But like, he could do anything. He really can literally make.
2:18:47
Anything cool too He could wheelie.
2:18:49
Anything he'll wheelie that a 86 in the fucking shop right now, I
2:18:51
don't. Know how he's going to do it,
2:18:53
but he will. But like you.
2:18:55
Like that helium? Light board, I remember.
2:18:58
That's like, that's like, I guess when you pull up to the
2:19:00
track now and somebody's got some cool shit, right?
2:19:02
Like some kid at drop in skate park had it and I was like, is
2:19:06
that that new helium board or whatever?
2:19:08
And he, he let me like, hold it and I was like, what the fuck?
2:19:11
Like it actually was kind of cool how effective it was.
2:19:15
I don't know. I probably didn't need it with
2:19:17
the shit that I had to be doing. Like I only like Element for
2:19:20
that original. Like element that there's a tree
2:19:22
on it and it says element and it says earth, wind, fire on the
2:19:24
bottom of it. Like, that's the only reason why
2:19:26
I liked it. And Mike Vilelli.
2:19:29
I fucked with Mike Vilelli. That one video, Him beating the
2:19:31
crazy motherfucker dude, That video was.
2:19:34
The most Mike Vilelli and who else?
2:19:36
Bam. Decades.
2:19:37
Bam is always fucking trying to get back into skating.
2:19:39
Fucking hilarious. Yeah, dude, that was a cool era.
2:19:42
Those are probably that that. That is probably the vibe that I
2:19:45
like. Yo, at least we grew up in that
2:19:47
shit, man. I'm so right, Viva.
2:19:49
La Bam a Jackass dude. Viva La Bam was a cool show.
2:19:52
There's people that. Have that now.
2:19:54
No, you don't have that shit. Also good.
2:19:56
Luck fucking trying to. Air somebody shitting themselves
2:19:59
purposefully on the on the on the fucking whole, like national
2:20:05
TV network, yeah. They got ran the entire series.
2:20:08
Was him, like making fun of his, like, mentally handicapped
2:20:11
uncle? Yeah, rest in peace.
2:20:13
Don veto, though. No, he was a pedophile.
2:20:14
He was a pedophile. He was a he was a weirdo dude.
2:20:17
Yikes. Like, super.
2:20:18
Funny guy, though, on the show, you mean?
2:20:20
He didn't say. Anything yo-yo.
2:20:24
Yo. Trademark that.
2:20:25
Shit. Like, wait, what did?
2:20:27
He say oh when they when they were riding.
2:20:30
They were fucking boating down the Delaware River.
2:20:32
Melissa. La Brestes.
2:20:33
No, he's like, he's like. What do you say?
2:20:36
Fuck. Row your boat.
2:20:39
Oh, and he's like Vito, row your boat.
2:20:42
And he's like. Row my boat where gently down
2:20:46
the street. He like whispered.
2:20:48
It, yeah. Wow.
2:20:50
No, that's so fucking part, dude.
2:20:53
We were. Yeah, yeah, I know.
2:20:56
Exactly. Dude, that is.
2:20:57
I know exactly that. So you're talking about.
2:20:59
You're so fucking weird for remembering that exact That was
2:21:01
my favorite show. Viva La Bam and Jackass dude I.
2:21:05
Love Viva la bam, Man, Dude. And then Dave Chappelle,
2:21:07
Chappelle Show, those 3 show you have to stay up late for.
2:21:10
Chappelle Show. Fuck, yeah, 10:00.
2:21:12
Yeah, my mom is telling me to sleep at that full house.
2:21:15
At 10:00. Sorry, full house.
2:21:17
Connors out. Different.
2:21:19
Or encourage the cowardly dog. Yo, that's that show was scared
2:21:21
to piss. That was scared.
2:21:23
Jackass Sunday nights. Tell me I'm wrong, people.
2:21:26
A BAM on MTV. Two would play all the time.
2:21:28
Jackass. Sundays, though?
2:21:29
9 PM Tell me I'm right. Someone tell me I'm right.
2:21:31
That's probably. When my mom and dad started to,
2:21:33
like, disapprove of the skateboarding thing because I
2:21:36
started to bring that into it, like, what the fuck are you
2:21:39
watching? They're like, instead it's like,
2:21:40
oh, he just wants to get a little.
2:21:41
Skateboard like I've won my first skateboard from like a
2:21:44
sack race with my dad. Oh wow, I made him beat his boss
2:21:48
in this sack race. So that we could get this.
2:21:50
He was like, you know, that was my boss.
2:21:51
I'm like, I got the board, but like, dude, the people of BAM
2:21:57
shit. Started to influence like, yo,
2:21:59
Kenneth, like, let's build this fucking cardboard ramp in the
2:22:02
backyard, dude, and we'll launch off of it, like.
2:22:05
Kenneth's my brother. Like, dude, that was.
2:22:07
That's where. All me and my friends like
2:22:09
growing up, that's. All of our comedies, would you
2:22:11
would you say that that was actually probably a pretty
2:22:13
influential show, 100 percent. There was something more
2:22:17
influential in like. My like neighborhood.
2:22:19
Area I think it might have even been before Viva La Bam or like
2:22:22
what was it beginning? It was called extreme bumming.
2:22:25
It was literally, it was literally these kids in my
2:22:27
neighborhood, like older generation.
2:22:29
Yeah. And they would just they would
2:22:31
do like scavenger hunts, but the scavenger hunt would be like.
2:22:34
100 points cheese grater to the leg.
2:22:36
Hell yeah, that shit's. Oh my God, throw a cake off a
2:22:40
roof. On a random person, this is Tony
2:22:42
Hawk. Underground too, there was a
2:22:44
sump by my house and they. Had.
2:22:46
A makeshift mattress wrestling ring in the sump and a giant
2:22:50
drop into a ramp that's pretty cool in the sump and they just
2:22:54
did crazy shit. That's all the time.
2:22:56
Yeah, you could. You could.
2:22:57
The scavenger hunt. Shit is sick, dude.
2:22:59
We should do that. Shit.
2:23:00
You have any cool. Like memories like that.
2:23:02
Like, I know you really can't, but I don't.
2:23:05
We should just do it anyway. Fuck it.
2:23:07
Bro I want I wanted 1/2 pipe so badly.
2:23:10
Bro, like I was trying to find a leftover lumber all over my town
2:23:14
to build a fucking. That's all I wanted.
2:23:17
Like that's the. One thing at a skate park which
2:23:19
I try to find a skate park where they had and Malwa Soldier Park
2:23:23
did not have a mini room. That's where I ran into Derek
2:23:26
and Koziol for the first time. Were you playing CKY?
2:23:29
No. I typed in.
2:23:30
Extreme bumming on YouTube. Oh my God, no way.
2:23:34
What is this 'cause when you said that it really rang a bell?
2:23:37
Like I feel like I've heard that before.
2:23:39
I mean, it was like pretty big, but that was like barely the.
2:23:42
Internet dig for coins in in a fountain and ask for help.
2:23:46
I remember that sounds like one of them.
2:23:48
It's like these random little scavenger I.
2:23:50
Remember older kids talking about this stuff?
2:23:52
Like just because. Extreme bombing was one of the
2:23:55
teams teams. Group of delinquents that
2:23:58
participated in this scavenger hunt thing.
2:24:01
That's probably why they did other groups of people.
2:24:03
That was crazy. Is there any activity in the?
2:24:05
Chat, Why do I feel like? Johnny would know Johnny's in
2:24:07
chat. You could find like a clip on
2:24:09
like blip.tv like back in the bro that.
2:24:11
Shit's on E bombs world Probably.
2:24:14
E bombs E Bombs world was it? Imagine that put file you.
2:24:17
Remember. That put file P utfile.com.
2:24:21
I was like, Long Island was like a different.
2:24:22
World. Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
2:24:24
You got your well, I'm it's a fucking.
2:24:26
Island dude like 3. Hours away.
2:24:29
Yeah, that's crazy, that. Damn dude, I now I'm just.
2:24:32
Thinking of like all the like. Influential shit, probably that
2:24:35
I got from that show, dude, I'm telling you right now like that.
2:24:38
Fuck you. Attitude like.
2:24:40
All of that shit. My parents are probably like, I
2:24:42
knew it. I knew it.
2:24:43
Definitely, not. Definitely not a good thing.
2:24:46
No, that definitely is what. But.
2:24:47
I mean, like, it really pushed like the envelope for like kids
2:24:50
to like, I know it has a warning at the beginning of it where
2:24:53
you're not supposed to try any of that shit, but like, but like
2:24:56
tell me there wasn't. Let me let me think of a skit
2:24:58
where like, they did it and I was like, fuck, I wanna do that
2:25:01
shit. The porta potty?
2:25:04
No, the mattress surfing at when?
2:25:06
They lived in Westchester, still like down the front staircase.
2:25:10
They fucking, yeah, we did. I did that.
2:25:12
Or they. Or they filled it with snow, I'm
2:25:14
pretty sure. Oh, they.
2:25:14
Had a Yeah, they had a They filled the house with snow.
2:25:17
They fucking did. Everything but yeah, the the
2:25:19
mattress thing, I think. That's probably something we did
2:25:21
we that was the lamer version, right?
2:25:23
I feel like at my at my aunt's parents house, so my great
2:25:27
uncle's house, they used to do that with pillows, even that
2:25:30
even that scared the crap out of me.
2:25:31
They had these long pillows and on the on the carpet that they
2:25:35
had, you know that soft, fluffy carpet that's at every old
2:25:37
person's house, 'cause you're the worst rug burn in the world,
2:25:39
fly down that bitch. And I was like, no.
2:25:42
I don't think I want to do that. I definitely took a sled on a
2:25:45
snowy day and. We lived in a bi level.
2:25:49
And we put it at the top of the staircase and fucking went right
2:25:52
out the front door, down into the fucking snow.
2:25:55
Yeah, that was that was it. Didn't really work that well.
2:25:57
But maybe you could say you did it.
2:25:59
Yeah, we could totally say you did it.
2:26:01
Yeah. Dude, there were there.
2:26:02
There were some. Crazy.
2:26:03
We should go sledding, skateboarding.
2:26:04
And we should go sledding for real when that happens, because
2:26:07
I got some crazy I. Will definitely go sledding.
2:26:09
I got Dude, there's this there's this hill that was.
2:26:11
In my Old Town that was like on a it was a golf course, like a
2:26:15
Country Club in the town. And there was this crazy hill
2:26:18
where like, otherwise it would be a staircase.
2:26:21
But like to the left and right of it, it's a fucking mega hill.
2:26:24
So like one day I remember it's like the weirdest friend group
2:26:27
ever. But like one day we're outside
2:26:29
up to no good. I don't know what the fuck we're
2:26:31
doing. And we run into these other kids
2:26:34
in my green kids we don't really hang out with.
2:26:36
And then that night, I don't know if they're going to
2:26:38
remember. To this day, my high school
2:26:40
reunion was this past weekend. Maybe they talked about it, but
2:26:42
you didn't go fuck no. I was at a drift event.
2:26:45
How many years? Come on, 10.
2:26:47
Yeah, so I ignored that one too. Yeah, wow.
2:26:49
I didn't go either. But I was at a drift event.
2:26:52
I was like, I got better shit to do than fucking make small talk
2:26:54
with you. Like half.
2:26:56
You guys probably talk mad shit about me.
2:26:57
Now I'm here having the most fun.
2:26:59
Who's the winner now? Carl's always negative.
2:27:01
No one's talking shit about you. I don't give a fuck.
2:27:03
It's just like that that. That environment, I feel like a
2:27:05
lot of, a lot of the high school values in that environment were
2:27:08
like, so superficial. I was like, damn, like if I just
2:27:12
tried drifting earlier or like, let myself like cars earlier, I
2:27:15
might be somewhere else right now.
2:27:17
But whatever, I my mentality with school reunions is I didn't
2:27:20
talk to you then. So yeah.
2:27:22
I feel like I'm enjoying myself so much in the now, right now
2:27:25
that like, I can look back at that stuff and know the friends
2:27:28
that I still have, Those are still my friends.
2:27:29
Yeah, exactly. I think most of my friends
2:27:31
weren't even, like, in my grade. Half of them are like.
2:27:33
A year older. No.
2:27:34
Like we we have a group chat, a skate park and shit.
2:27:36
Like, I wasn't, like, in tune with my grade.
2:27:39
Yeah, my tenure room, I. Think it was like 25 kids at a
2:27:41
local bar I would get. I don't want to go to that.
2:27:44
I would. I would get into those hobbies
2:27:45
and stuff and for some reason, like the friends that I have,
2:27:48
the reason why I know that they're my friends, is that
2:27:50
like, they'll they'll fucking try to do it.
2:27:54
Like do what? Drift.
2:27:54
Like, for example, the skateboarding thing.
2:27:56
No, no, that that thing. The, the.
2:27:58
The interests like dipped off. We're all into doing.
2:28:00
I'm the only person doing this shit in the friend group.
2:28:03
They're like Carl doing a car thing.
2:28:05
Yeah, drifting's kind of. It's a car thing to them.
2:28:07
It's just like a car thing. Oh, he's into cars and.
2:28:09
Shit. And now I feel like they've seen
2:28:10
it. It's like, oh shit, he's like
2:28:12
doing car shit. But they they always were
2:28:15
willing to like, try. They're like, no, they know it's
2:28:17
cool to me and like, they understand it.
2:28:19
So yeah, that's why they were my friends.
2:28:21
But I didn't want to have to make small talk with everybody
2:28:23
else anyway. So we run into these kids and we
2:28:25
fucking go sledding. It like was the the best
2:28:28
conditions for sledding in my opinion is when it ices over a
2:28:30
little bit, little little crunch to it tiny bit like you always
2:28:34
get way more hurt. Sledding than, like anything
2:28:37
else, crazy. But I'm way more down for that
2:28:39
than the snowboard. The problem is is.
2:28:40
It was perfect because it's. Hard enough where?
2:28:42
Some spots, you're barely breaking through it.
2:28:45
So we found these like cardboard boxes and we were hauling ass
2:28:49
down these hills. Cardboard boxes.
2:28:51
It was so hood, yo. It was so ghetto, but like it
2:28:55
was the funnest shit like we. Just kept going up different
2:28:57
hills and I'd never hung out with these kids regularly.
2:28:59
We just like walked around. I can't wait to go down a snow.
2:29:03
Do you guys have a Snow Hill? With you I know, I know.
2:29:04
Jerry Snow Hill with you Highway in like.
2:29:07
By me if. I contained a local like same
2:29:09
sled. Highway or Expressway in like
2:29:11
the. No.
2:29:12
Way you do that? No, no, no.
2:29:13
But in. The center of like, all like.
2:29:15
You know the turn around. From my house.
2:29:17
It goes down and I during the winter, there's kids and like
2:29:19
families like sledding down next to the highway.
2:29:22
I'm like. Why?
2:29:23
I would totally do that shit, man, Like a normal person.
2:29:26
I wouldn't. Do that shit.
2:29:27
Just don't get hit by a car. I'm trying to think.
2:29:29
If there's Jimmy in the traffic. The problem is, is like I refuse
2:29:33
to go to just some. Rinky dink.
2:29:34
Oh, we went sledding. No, I want it to be higher
2:29:36
level, in danger now. To stimulate my now older mind.
2:29:40
Yeah, like so. And older Bones Keep keep that
2:29:43
in mind, Frankie. When you're driving around so
2:29:45
that when the time comes you just give us all a call.
2:29:47
We meet at the spot, we're. I got a spot in my head already.
2:29:50
We're ripping. What would I use as a sled?
2:29:51
We gotta Here's a. Competition you gotta.
2:29:53
Make the fucking sled. We got to make the fucking sled.
2:29:56
There's this old MR2 hood. Next to my house.
2:29:59
I'm a wax the fuck out of that thing.
2:30:01
That's Oh my God, we're going to haul ass midship, baby.
2:30:04
Midship sled. I'll just show up with a trailer
2:30:11
and a fucking shell of a car. This is it.
2:30:13
I'm just going to need 10 people to help me carry it up.
2:30:16
How would you? I don't know.
2:30:17
What else? Would I realistically make the
2:30:18
fucking sled out of something metal?
2:30:21
Nah, dude, it can't be made out of a.
2:30:23
Sled. Let's just clarify that rule
2:30:26
here. Yo your old bucket seat, yo,
2:30:30
you. Definitely can't steer that
2:30:31
bitch lay it down there's. No steering, you just got to
2:30:33
win. What the?
2:30:33
Fuck no. You need steering, man.
2:30:35
Those are nice sleds. The wooden ones with them I've
2:30:37
never used. One of those, but you get real
2:30:38
like a toboggan. Did you ever have those?
2:30:40
Like, really thin, like plastic pieces with just the handle.
2:30:44
And they just curled up. It looks like a yoga mat, yeah.
2:30:48
Those were the fastest ones. No, no, the fastest ones were
2:30:51
them. Saucer shits, dude.
2:30:52
Yeah, the saucers. Saucer shits were crazy as
2:30:56
dangerous. As fuck, because it spins you
2:30:58
around again on this fucking. Bowl, have fun, you go down.
2:31:02
Immediately you're backwards. They probably have fucking and
2:31:05
then you smack your head on the fucking ground.
2:31:08
Did I remember we? Sent someone down last time I
2:31:09
went sledding. I don't.
2:31:11
Know when this was. You ever just send someone down
2:31:14
and everyone's like, yeah, yeah, You're like watching.
2:31:16
You're like oh, oh, oh, oh. And they're going towards the.
2:31:19
Bush. And then you just fucking
2:31:21
disappear and you're like, OK, well, hope they're OK.
2:31:25
Dude. Man, sledding was one of those
2:31:28
things, huh? That's like best thing when
2:31:29
you're a kid. I feel like it snowed more often
2:31:31
when we were kids so we could play more often.
2:31:33
It had to. It had to, Yeah.
2:31:35
Like it, Malcolm? Do you remember the backyard in
2:31:38
my parent? My.
2:31:38
Parents house was like their backyard was like 2 levels.
2:31:40
So you could kind of sled in the backyard, but like every time it
2:31:43
would snow, dude, I would have this hope.
2:31:45
I would go out there with like a couple cups of water or like
2:31:48
pitchers of water and just fucking sprinkle it all over
2:31:51
where I would sled snow. What was it?
2:31:53
Snowball fights, dude, Snowball fights.
2:31:55
There were never. Like any, I was never in a good
2:31:57
snowball fight. OK, let me tell you something
2:31:59
right now. Why you had this actually.
2:32:01
Hallmark Fucking. Moment of a snowball fight where
2:32:03
you're building forts and shit, OK?
2:32:06
I grew up across the street from a school, OK?
2:32:08
This school had a mountain, it basically.
2:32:10
Had we call it the. Woods.
2:32:12
But basically at the end of the like fields, like soccer fields,
2:32:16
it's not even a soccer field, it's a fucking grass field that
2:32:18
they just push it up. It would be a tree line and
2:32:21
there would. Be woods in there.
2:32:23
On one side it was a pretty wide open hill, so for sledding dude,
2:32:29
sick, perfect, sick. And then the other side was like
2:32:32
little trails. Through the woods, sick that you
2:32:36
could snow. What is it?
2:32:38
Sled. Sled.
2:32:39
You could sled down there too. So one year we were like, yeah,
2:32:43
we're having a snow snowball fight.
2:32:46
I don't know how we divided like people, like how we were going
2:32:48
to do. This I think it was just like.
2:32:49
You live down there. We live up here.
2:32:52
Damn. Uptown versus down.
2:32:53
Yeah, like, that's the Those are the teams.
2:32:57
West Side Story, dude. We had some the sharks.
2:33:00
Coming. So you know me I'm.
2:33:02
I'm like. Making all the ammo we're
2:33:03
putting in the sleds, bro. Even as a kid building trenches,
2:33:06
tactical ass, motherfucking mountain like forks and
2:33:10
everything over the kids. Just want to play.
2:33:13
Dude, Frankie's. Building a bunker legitimately
2:33:15
how it was. It was always kids just want to
2:33:17
play and I'm like, we're having a.
2:33:18
War and then platoon. Are you in bucko?
2:33:21
Yeah, No, we got to. I don't recognize this.
2:33:23
Fool. No, but he always hurts me.
2:33:25
Yeah, we got to. Invite Frank.
2:33:27
Puts rocks in the snowballs. No, I don't do that.
2:33:29
I did not do that. That's crazy.
2:33:32
So do those little trails, right?
2:33:34
We'd have the sled the. Big plastic one, so you could
2:33:37
put two people in it. We have, we have the driver and
2:33:40
we have the shooter in the back. Jesus go down there.
2:33:43
He's got a he's got a bunch of ammo and we just fucking through
2:33:46
the woods. Just through the woods hitting
2:33:48
people. Fuck Fucking.
2:33:53
Fuck it. And then occasionally, they
2:33:55
would hit us. And we just be like.
2:33:57
We're just getting nailed with snowballs.
2:34:00
Oh, in the fucking sled. This is crazy.
2:34:02
Shit flips over, dude. It was crazy.
2:34:04
Best time of my life. Fuck.
2:34:06
You think kids nowadays get that same experience?
2:34:08
No shot. Fuck no.
2:34:10
They're watching fucking ruining watermelon.
2:34:12
Parents have. Ruined these kids.
2:34:14
So God damn bad man. What?
2:34:16
The parents, they ruined all these kids, Fucked them all.
2:34:19
That's false. OK, that baby cousin, now I was
2:34:21
talking about, he's getting raised, right?
2:34:22
He's a nice kid, Good for him. All of the majority of the other
2:34:26
ones fucked him up. God damn, sometimes you just got
2:34:29
to get hit in the face with snow and cry something like oh.
2:34:31
Dude, now that someone brought. Something up on a podcast the
2:34:35
other day tell me this isn't true?
2:34:37
What? How many kids with cast do you
2:34:39
see lately? None.
2:34:41
Yo, that would be the coolest shit.
2:34:43
Be fucking 30. A year, Yeah.
2:34:44
Went in fucking Elementary. There would be there would be
2:34:46
you'd. You'd.
2:34:47
Get a friend with like a broken arm.
2:34:49
And you sign his. Cast.
2:34:50
You write like penis on it and then he's like, Bob's got to see
2:34:52
it. How many fucking cast you sign a
2:34:54
year in school? At least one dude.
2:34:55
When I got one, I would. Walk tried now.
2:34:58
Last time you saw a cast on someone?
2:35:00
Just. Couldn't tell you. 2014 at the
2:35:03
skate park. His name?
2:35:04
Was fat Dick. His name was Richard, right?
2:35:08
No, I don't know. No.
2:35:09
That's even scarier fat Dick. He literally had people write
2:35:11
fat Dick on his desk. Anyway, that's just.
2:35:14
A side not fat Dick. Dude, I heard that shit.
2:35:17
Wow. Damn.
2:35:19
You know one of the most. Pivotal moments I had.
2:35:22
Was when I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.
2:35:24
That shit made it real for me. Like you remember wall ball?
2:35:27
Did you play wall ball? Yeah, Wall ball was sick, dude.
2:35:33
Wall. Ball was sick.
2:35:34
No. No.
2:35:35
Cherry picking pussy, yeah. No Cherry picking.
2:35:37
Oh my. God, you son of I got I.
2:35:40
Moved in the 5th grade from Jersey City to Ramsey, which was
2:35:45
like, very culturally shy. My the school was one floor.
2:35:48
I was like, what the fuck? And like they're playing wall
2:35:51
ball. Catholic school, we didn't play
2:35:53
wall ball. Like all they had was jump rope.
2:35:55
You just prayed. They gave us like ropes and they
2:35:59
were like here hang. Yourself.
2:36:00
I mean play jump rope, like make a cross with this, Please, yeah,
2:36:03
return it in a cross shape. So I'm playing wall ball.
2:36:07
I get off the bus. First of all, I'm nervous as
2:36:10
shit. I, like, got like this cross
2:36:12
sling backpack that I thought was sick.
2:36:15
Oh, I remember those. Yeah, Frankie's just.
2:36:18
Getting all these messenger back?
2:36:20
No. But it was like a backpack, like
2:36:21
JS Sport made it or something, no?
2:36:23
Mine was a. Fucking Samsonite when it was
2:36:25
sick, maybe. Oh, Samsonite.
2:36:26
It was like a little sling backpack.
2:36:28
It was and it was like a. Triangle in the back.
2:36:30
Because it's a sling. It looks like a big Fanny pack
2:36:33
anyway, so I fucking get off the bus.
2:36:35
I don't know anyone. These kids are playing wall
2:36:37
ball, so I just walk in. And like my, I was not always
2:36:41
the social butterfly that I am today.
2:36:43
Oh wow, my middle name literally means shy like in.
2:36:47
Tagalog. If you translate it, what is
2:36:48
their middle name? Mahia Mahia.
2:36:50
So it's shy. And my middle name is Louie.
2:36:53
Shy little bitch. So, like, I'm really scared.
2:36:55
Like I'm trying to talk. Everybody's fucking white.
2:36:58
Oh, I didn't know how to fucking talk to people.
2:37:00
Red flag. I would have left.
2:37:01
Everybody. In my old school was Filipino or
2:37:03
like black. Like, why'd they leave?
2:37:07
What? I went from Jersey City to
2:37:08
Ramsey. That's probably why you thought
2:37:10
all the colored people just left.
2:37:11
No, I'm saying like I. Went to a different school did.
2:37:13
Your family leave, you wanted like a bigger house and.
2:37:15
The school system was nice. I would I.
2:37:17
Wouldn't trade it for the world, dude.
2:37:18
I want to thank my parents for that.
2:37:20
Like, anyway, so I'm playing wall ball, and I didn't know how
2:37:24
wall ball worked. And apparently there's a part of
2:37:26
it where everybody stands by the wall and you try not to get
2:37:29
paid. Oh yeah, bro, The kid who is a
2:37:32
pitcher for the. Fucking fifth grade baseball
2:37:35
team. Steps up.
2:37:37
Fucking. I know his name.
2:37:38
I don't. Know if I should fucking say his
2:37:40
name. He's not going to fucking name
2:37:41
it. But his name is fucking first
2:37:44
name. First name Patrick, bro.
2:37:46
Fucking just. Like it was.
2:37:49
It was like that. Good.
2:37:51
Wall ball too. Like a pinky ball.
2:37:53
Chinese boy like he he probably was like shit I.
2:37:56
Heard this Chinaman, man. Like, fuck, but like, anyway,
2:38:00
I'm standing there and like a. Good target.
2:38:02
Like I had these, like, frameless dorky glasses.
2:38:06
Oh no, Like this shit haircut. I probably look like the Avatar
2:38:09
bro. Frosted frames like he fucking
2:38:12
whips that. Shit, I don't move.
2:38:14
Hits me square. In the eye.
2:38:16
First day of school. First day of school.
2:38:20
Dude. First day of school in the 5th.
2:38:23
Grade It was sunny out. For the first time, I'm like,
2:38:26
kind of far from my house at a new school.
2:38:29
I don't know. Anybody got clipped in the eye.
2:38:32
Boom. Damn.
2:38:33
Blows the lens out of my glasses.
2:38:36
Everybody now has to be like, Oh my God, this kid just got hit.
2:38:40
Everybody knows me now as that kid who got hit and like, I made
2:38:44
friends and shit like I still made.
2:38:47
Were you just, like you just like, walked into this new
2:38:49
school and everyone's like? Pushing.
2:38:50
You're like, yeah, go play this, yeah.
2:38:53
We still played like after that, like, and the worst part is.
2:38:55
Is like now I'm that kid who's, like crying, 'cause like, he got
2:38:58
hit in the eye. I'm crying probably.
2:39:00
I'm tearing up like now I got a Nosebleed or some shit, and then
2:39:05
I got to get help from like an adult.
2:39:07
And like, again, I was just so far from home.
2:39:10
Like it was so sad dude back when playgrounds had metal bars
2:39:14
on him and shit, yo. I metal sly and slip dump
2:39:18
fucking. One of the metal bars and just.
2:39:20
Straight on my Dick. Just boom.
2:39:23
I was in. I was in elementary school,
2:39:25
dude. I was just balancing on the bar
2:39:27
and I just slipped. It was like, you deserve it, The
2:39:29
bar on the monkey bars. But you know where that shit
2:39:31
probably made you tougher though, dude, I literally had to
2:39:34
sneak go away. Sneak into a slide and.
2:39:36
Cry. No, A tube slide.
2:39:38
I had to check my balls, I thought.
2:39:40
I thought I exploded. One of them exploded, dude.
2:39:44
Like it was the worst. Fucking, I popped the.
2:39:47
Nut, I thought. I popped the nut, dude.
2:39:50
Oh my. God, I was in like third.
2:39:52
Or 4th grade. Jesus, those metal slides were
2:39:56
fucking epic. Bro, they were like a.
2:39:58
Million degrees fucking bright. Idea was summer in the summer.
2:40:03
Dude 2. Fucking let's go on the.
2:40:05
Slide, oh. Fuck, you got second degree
2:40:07
burns. You got to come.
2:40:08
Back in, dude, I see the nurse. What happened?
2:40:11
I used the fucking toy you put outside for us.
2:40:15
What about those, like, little bouncy bridges?
2:40:17
Shits like, you know what? I'm talking about like they were
2:40:19
just the point of that panels. You just sit there and hope you
2:40:22
double jump somebody and bust somebody.
2:40:24
Wait, wait. What is this?
2:40:24
Why don't I remember the bridge, The little bridge like, oh, like
2:40:27
a walking. Bridge.
2:40:28
Yeah, where it would be like. Yeah, yeah.
2:40:30
OK. Yeah.
2:40:31
Oh yeah, one person would. Jump on on the other side.
2:40:34
And try to launch, trying to blow out my knees.
2:40:37
I was a big monkey bars person. When I was a kid.
2:40:39
Stay. Hard.
2:40:40
When I was a kid, my, like, older relatives would be like,
2:40:42
that's good for you. That's good for you to be tall.
2:40:44
Well, look at at me now. What the fuck?
2:40:46
Oh, that's what they would tell you.
2:40:48
They're like, that's good. You're going to get taller.
2:40:50
You're going to get. Taller.
2:40:50
Bro, they didn't fucking work. Clearly ridiculous.
2:40:54
You ever see a kid get real hurt at the on on at like recess or?
2:40:58
Something just hit his head on the fucking, like on the fucking
2:41:01
bar. Just.
2:41:04
And then you got to take. Then you got to.
2:41:06
Take him to the nurse. Wait, can I make that noise?
2:41:10
Him. What did I say?
2:41:13
That's the noise. Holy fuck.
2:41:14
You just be playing like, yeah, yeah, there's a big crowd, like
2:41:17
all the noise, yeah. Yeah.
2:41:20
Oh shit, he just seems. Like, you know, the silent cry.
2:41:24
Yeah, yeah. And then he's.
2:41:29
Oh, Timmy, Timmy, come here, Timmy.
2:41:31
Oh my God. Always got to be some kid named
2:41:33
Timmy. I got a good friend right now
2:41:35
named Timmy. And then they like, bring him
2:41:36
inside. He's like crying.
2:41:37
Don't see him for the rest of recess.
2:41:39
Yep. And then you see he comes back
2:41:41
to clash. While you got a lollipop, you
2:41:43
got an ice packet like, damn it. Yep, that boy kind of cold.
2:41:47
You guys play anything at recess?
2:41:48
What did you play at recess? That wall ball thing was like a
2:41:50
morning thing. I don't know what wall ball is.
2:41:51
What? I don't know what wall ball is.
2:41:54
It's like. Baseball, but you throw it
2:41:55
against. The wall get.
2:41:56
The ball out handball. No handball.
2:41:58
It's probably the same thing. Handball was something that we
2:42:01
played in high school. Where it's a ball and you play
2:42:04
with your hands and it was the most rough house shit I've ever
2:42:07
played, ever like you. Just shoulder check Anyone?
2:42:12
No, dude. I don't.
2:42:14
Know what the fuck it was about? It was the one where you got to
2:42:17
run and hit the wall. You run and hit the wall.
2:42:18
Handball is. When you got to throw it in the
2:42:21
goal, somebody, you got a goalie, you got to throw it in
2:42:23
the goal. But for some reason, I'm telling
2:42:25
you, at my high school, that was the most roughhouse shit.
2:42:28
Little me, 110 pound kid, did you have a good wall at your
2:42:32
school, 'cause that that is what that is.
2:42:33
A Determining that's a There was an exact wall for that shit.
2:42:37
Like if you don't have a wall, like on the outside of our.
2:42:40
What do you even call that basketball court area?
2:42:44
Yeah, on the outside. On the outside of the fucking 30
2:42:48
minute conversation about wall ball.
2:42:49
Right now it's just a big brick wall, broad side of the
2:42:52
building. Literally, it's bursting.
2:42:54
For it, and it's got to be a brick wall.
2:42:55
It's like they designed it. For it, yeah.
2:42:57
Yeah, literally. There was.
2:42:58
Every school had. That wall you're like.
2:43:00
Oh, that's the wall, ball, wall. That's, that's where I'm going
2:43:02
to get lined up and shot, literally.
2:43:04
We played a lot of Wiffle balls. Just.
2:43:05
The firing, the firing line. I was.
2:43:08
I was nice at Wiffle. Ball I'm not going to lie, I
2:43:10
didn't. Know that I was good at that or
2:43:11
that I liked it. I played T-ball and shit like in
2:43:13
Catholic school. And then we got to 5th grade and
2:43:18
they played Wiffle. Ball during recess.
2:43:19
It was sick. Just for the record, I sucked at
2:43:21
everything, but it was people would bring like their own bats
2:43:23
from. Home and shit and like make
2:43:25
their bat and I'm at home fucking cork in my shit.
2:43:28
But you're like whittling the fucking wood.
2:43:30
You you you go buy a fucking wiffle.
2:43:32
Ball bat. You cut the end of it, and you.
2:43:33
Cork it with newspaper and wrap it with electrical.
2:43:35
I never did that. And then you make then you make
2:43:37
like a sweet spot. You get different colored tape
2:43:39
from the hardware store in town so that you got the coolest one.
2:43:41
You got a design on it. Wow, I never experienced that.
2:43:44
But I've seen plenty of people with that, bro.
2:43:45
I used to have this. I.
2:43:46
Would have engineering edits. I would have the sickest shit.
2:43:49
I would. I would make the sweet spot on
2:43:51
my bat, like pretty big. And I'd want, like other people
2:43:53
use it because they're like, yeah, this one's pretty sweet.
2:43:55
Yo, Carl got this sick bad dude. That thing hit, bro.
2:43:58
I was nice now. Kids are just on TikTok my hand
2:44:00
eye coordination as a kid. Now that I'm thinking about it,
2:44:03
I'm like, I would catch. I would be in the outfield
2:44:05
fucking catching them shits and robbing people of homers.
2:44:08
And like now, I bet if a ball was in the air it would hit me.
2:44:11
Clean in the face. I couldn't catch that for
2:44:13
anything. Bring you back to that first day
2:44:15
of school. We're not playing that.
2:44:18
All right, well, with his. Face We could talk about this
2:44:21
shit all night. We're just fucking going down.
2:44:23
Memory lane we really could talk about.
2:44:25
I'm just trying to think. Of like, core memories and shit.
2:44:28
Fucking this tooth is fake. Cuz I fucked it up on a
2:44:32
playground. Damn.
2:44:33
Damn. I was 15, yo, not a wings.
2:44:36
What do swings? Look.
2:44:36
Like these days I fucking love swings.
2:44:38
Don't even. Get me started on Snothers, bro.
2:44:41
I'm sorry. There's there's no way.
2:44:42
Because when I would get on a swing, I would get.
2:44:44
Injured every time I would go. So chains would pinch you and
2:44:47
shoe. Yeah, yeah dude, so high.
2:44:50
Almost fucking loop that shit. Yeah, we would try to like.
2:44:52
We just tried. That zero gravity markers like
2:44:54
and just yeah. Everyone would be like, yo, I'm
2:45:00
going to loop it and then you you'd get to that point.
2:45:04
You'd hit it a couple of times. You're like, you got done float
2:45:06
and yeah, yeah, yeah, just exactly.
2:45:08
I used to. Loan oh bro to this.
2:45:11
Day I. Will tell people every time that
2:45:12
I. Fucking love swings.
2:45:13
That's the one fucking thing on the playground that I will not
2:45:15
ever watch this kid get nailed in the swings trying to cross
2:45:18
through it. Yes, yes, Clip.
2:45:19
Yes, clip shit got That was me, yo.
2:45:21
What about the tire swing? No, we didn't.
2:45:24
Have a good beer nose. Oh, and broil up the fucking
2:45:27
tire. OK.
2:45:28
And then. You just let it loose and you
2:45:30
start spinning. Yeah, we just go start going
2:45:32
berserk. Yeah, they need to put all the
2:45:34
shit back in the playground. They don't.
2:45:35
The only way They don't in the country.
2:45:37
They don't. That's the problem.
2:45:38
I feel like we need danger for. Like, yeah, literally.
2:45:40
Like, there was this at my sister's or no, Kenneth.
2:45:43
When he's two, My brother's two years younger than me, so he was
2:45:45
at an elementary school when this was going on.
2:45:47
When I would pick, when we would pick him up, he had his school
2:45:51
had these swings still that were huge.
2:45:53
A-frame Pikes. Yeah, they were tall, like
2:45:57
taller than his building. Oh.
2:45:59
My God. So you could so the chain was
2:46:00
long. So in turn you could get it up
2:46:03
pretty high. Just jump out to the building.
2:46:05
It was sick, dude. Oh my God it.
2:46:08
Was so cool dude like. The best swings ever Tisdale
2:46:11
School in Ramsey. Go check it out.
2:46:12
You ever get on the roof of your school?
2:46:15
I feel like that was like a teenager.
2:46:16
Thing I've done it when I was a teenager.
2:46:18
I knew that in the middle school we take the bike rack and flip
2:46:20
it on its side. That's pretty.
2:46:21
Fucking smart as a. Ladder.
2:46:23
We didn't do that. That's you're a criminal again.
2:46:26
Straight criminal activity. Dude, shit was sick.
2:46:29
I never thought to do that. You're a resource.
2:46:30
You're a crafty. Guy, I'm crafty.
2:46:32
That's bullshit. That's crazy.
2:46:35
We. Would just try to get up.
2:46:36
You're like, oh shit, there's this or going.
2:46:38
Into school. Like during the summer when it
2:46:39
was closed and you got it somehow.
2:46:42
We rode our skateboards and bikes through the school high
2:46:45
school during the. Summer and hit the fire alarm.
2:46:48
That's some dazed and confused shit.
2:46:49
You know that movie right on the Lat?
2:46:51
We're literally we rode, we rode through, we we got it on one.
2:46:54
Side We fucking rode you, the whole thing.
2:46:56
People are in there, but it's like, you know, not many people.
2:46:59
No, there's should be like no one in there.
2:47:01
I don't think we saw anyone. No, just a couple people.
2:47:03
Because it's like summer school. Shit.
2:47:05
Whatever. The fuck and like.
2:47:07
We're just riding skateboards through, like kneeling down like
2:47:10
passing windows. And shit, and then our.
2:47:11
School at the At one end of the building there'd be doors,
2:47:14
right? So you open the doors, you ride.
2:47:16
Underneath the the upper part was a hallway.
2:47:18
But the first floor was doors open.
2:47:21
Courtyard and then doors open. The doors ride through getting
2:47:24
the other side. Keep riding right at the last
2:47:26
door. People leave.
2:47:28
Just grab the fire alarm. Fucking just leave.
2:47:31
You're a fucking problem, man. You're the one who pulled it.
2:47:33
I don't. Think it was me?
2:47:34
You probably got detention a lot, you fucking.
2:47:36
Deviant. I'm beginning to think it was me
2:47:38
though, but it was fun though. That's crazy.
2:47:41
I had a. Friend get caught.
2:47:43
Fucking sneaking into the. Elementary school ran from the
2:47:47
cops. Hell yeah.
2:47:48
Then he, like, called. He's in elementary school.
2:47:50
Where are you guys? I need somewhere high.
2:47:52
Yeah, yeah, we're like, we're not home, dude.
2:47:55
And then? He got caught and.
2:47:56
Had to do like. Hundreds of hours of community
2:47:58
service, dude. Dan Sharif did that.
2:48:01
That's insane. I was cutting class.
2:48:02
He calls me up. Yo, where where are you?
2:48:04
I'm like, I'm not at school. And he's like, yeah, me either.
2:48:08
I just did a massive burnout leaving the fucking school, and
2:48:13
I'm pretty sure the cops are coming after me because it, I
2:48:15
mean, it was dramatic. I'm like, OK, well, I was like
2:48:20
at my girlfriend's house or something.
2:48:21
I was like, yo, come over here. But this is what Dan did.
2:48:23
I wish we should just have Dan on the podcast one day, but he
2:48:27
literally he I might have told the story.
2:48:29
He walks into school. He.
2:48:31
The doors are locked in the. Back of your school ever lock
2:48:33
the doors? Yeah, why wouldn't they lock the
2:48:35
doors? It's a school, Columbine yadda
2:48:38
yadda. Anyway, they lock the.
2:48:40
Doors. We're just trying to get to
2:48:42
class. Dan's just trying to get to
2:48:43
class. So he just breaks the window
2:48:44
open, opens the door. That's different.
2:48:46
You're breaking property. What the fuck?
2:48:49
And the fucking door is right next to the teacher.
2:48:51
'S cafe or whatever so he walks in about.
2:48:56
To turn the corner. Here's a Here's a fucking
2:48:59
teacher, Dan. He's like, yeah, turns around,
2:49:03
he's got blood. On he goes, he goes, what did
2:49:06
you just do? He's like, I didn't do that.
2:49:08
He's like. Look at your arm and there's
2:49:10
like blood all over, like dripping to the ground.
2:49:13
Anyway, he gets. Expelled, he leaves.
2:49:15
Expelled. Yeah, straight up he leaves the
2:49:18
school. Does a.
2:49:19
Does a burnout? In front of the school and his
2:49:22
Trans Am fucking best car, Dude, what a fucking bad ass, does a
2:49:26
burnout, right? Probably smoking a SIG, no?
2:49:29
Leaves. You know Dan Sharif?
2:49:31
Yeah, that's why I was. Like, that's funny, right, Sig?
2:49:33
Like so he leaves, right? And then do.
2:49:37
You know, Dave. Copelands, my friend Dave, Dave
2:49:39
Copelands texts Dan. He goes miss, Rapinski said.
2:49:43
That wasn't even good Dan. Dan doesn't answer all of a
2:49:48
sudden like 10 minutes. Later, Dan's back in the front
2:49:51
of the school does a standing burnout for like. 10 minutes, 5
2:49:55
minutes. Probably just standing burnout.
2:49:57
You know Dan is ridiculous. He will do it.
2:49:59
I've seen him do it. Fucking just roast the tires.
2:50:02
Let's off starts fucking just dragging it through the whole
2:50:05
front exit of the school. The whole fucking school
2:50:08
definitely sees this going on at this point.
2:50:11
So he leaves, he texts Dave, he goes, ask her if that was
2:50:13
better, and then he calls me and he's like, dude.
2:50:17
I fucked up, that's dude. My high school.
2:50:20
Experience was amazing. Like I'm saying, I feel so bad
2:50:23
for people that didn't have something.
2:50:25
That's I keep. Asking if you think that kids
2:50:28
these days have that because fuck no, dude.
2:50:29
Summers where like Summers where you would just, I don't know it.
2:50:35
Was different probably for you, but like, I feel like every
2:50:37
summer we would just try to underage drink everywhere we
2:50:40
fucking went and just like get into a bunch of trouble and do
2:50:42
random side quests, basically everything.
2:50:45
But the drinking was, yeah, was it was for me like riding.
2:50:48
Bikes everywhere and like fucking making fires in the
2:50:51
middle of the woods. I feel like it's like 1 or the
2:50:53
other these days. I feel like it's like the kids
2:50:55
are either, really. Pussified.
2:50:56
Or they do Pussified as a crazy shit.
2:50:59
Like what? Like murder.
2:51:02
You know, like shit. That's a little.
2:51:04
Like, they're just so far wrong, though that's terrifying.
2:51:07
Like takeovers. Like shit like that.
2:51:09
Like it's just way. Over the top.
2:51:10
For no reason. Like what were those takeover
2:51:13
kids? What was the equivalent?
2:51:15
Of that probably us going to car shows and like car shows getting
2:51:20
out of hand. And the cops coming?
2:51:22
Yeah, now kids are getting charged with involuntary man.
2:51:25
Yeah, now they're getting like. Just doing as they should.
2:51:27
Yeah, like if you're doing. That shit go to jail.
2:51:30
Like, I remember Edgewater car meets getting that.
2:51:34
Like real. Bad.
2:51:34
Like police everywhere. I didn't experience that shit
2:51:36
until I was like, well out of high school.
2:51:38
Yeah, I was. It was like my high school had
2:51:40
like a stigma against that shit. Like everybody went to college.
2:51:43
Everybody's probably married now, like, but it's crazy
2:51:46
though, right? Like they used to have St. races
2:51:48
out in like the. Middle of Long Island, like
2:51:50
Farmingdale. Yeah.
2:51:51
Like you used to be able to like go there.
2:51:53
Like there's like a Dave and Buster's in the parking lot, I
2:51:56
think. I think.
2:51:57
And you would like, because it'd be open all night, so it
2:51:59
wouldn't be suspicious for a bunch of people to be hanging
2:52:01
out in the parking lot. And it was a huge parking lot
2:52:03
right next to an airport. So, like, kids would just come
2:52:06
congregate and they would just have like a couple spots and
2:52:09
people would just meet up. They'd be like, all right, let's
2:52:11
go this spot. Everyone would flood out,
2:52:12
literally, like, you know, Fast Furious shit, Everyone's like,
2:52:14
they line up on the side of the road, They do a couple runs,
2:52:16
Cops come and come back. They do it, go back to the
2:52:18
parking lot. Wait 20 minutes, then go to
2:52:20
another St. Yeah, stuff like that.
2:52:22
That's like that. Ended up getting really out of
2:52:24
hand to a point where, like, kids were just, like, flipping
2:52:26
over Civics, like lighting them on fire at the parking.
2:52:28
How did we ow no one had to do it.
2:52:30
It was like, crazy. No, but yeah, I remember the
2:52:32
street racing thing I feel. Like we didn't do.
2:52:34
That in high school though, I feel.
2:52:35
That was like we did just out of high school.
2:52:37
Yeah, yeah, same shit. Yeah, dude.
2:52:39
I have the street racing. Thing was non existent like
2:52:42
there was a kid in my grade. We we still chat for randomly
2:52:44
from time to time but this kid was like had the nice scar.
2:52:47
It was a fucking E92M3, brand new 2013.
2:52:52
He won all the raises. I didn't know much about cars
2:52:56
back then. Like I just liked cars.
2:52:59
And like when I saw that now thinking about it, I'm like that
2:53:01
shit was ADCT. Like it was frost White.
2:53:06
Like it was beautiful 65 Alpine white, Alpine White.
2:53:10
Like his family was like a little, Yeah, obviously.
2:53:15
And then he was like, yeah, I kind of.
2:53:17
You know, I wanted the 9:00. 11 and I was like, OK, I wanted the
2:53:21
$120,000. Car, I think.
2:53:23
It was sweet. Dude.
2:53:24
All right, well, we completely obliterated the fact that we
2:53:27
were going to do questions an hour ago.
2:53:31
That was fun, though. Open Do we?
2:53:32
Are we still? Going to, like, look through a
2:53:34
couple. Let's just fire.
2:53:35
Yeah, we should. Definitely do the questions.
2:53:37
This is Connor's. Episode at the end of the day.
2:53:39
I know we made it seem like it wasn't.
2:53:40
No, that was good. I don't like it.
2:53:42
Nah, Johnny, that wasn't Steven. Steven's different.
2:53:45
Steven. Had the GTI.
2:53:46
There was this guy who was just always like trademark in a.
2:53:50
GTI around my town, he would just always just have a GT.
2:53:53
I I think he still has a GTI shout out to him most loyal GTI
2:53:56
most most people do. Consumer friend with the GTI too
2:54:02
all. Right.
2:54:03
Ask his preference on foreskin. With or.
2:54:06
Without Oh my. God.
2:54:07
Woody or no hood, you got the sticker.
2:54:08
I probably still have that fucking sticker, Connor.
2:54:11
What sticker, What sticker all? Right.
2:54:12
What sticker is this? I don't know.
2:54:15
If the story behind this sticker is a group chat and someone was.
2:54:18
Sending fucking foreskin. Memes.
2:54:20
Because that's the thing. Because that's the thing.
2:54:23
You've never been in my group chats?
2:54:24
Before. Anyway, and.
2:54:26
So I go on Urban Dictionary and I just search.
2:54:29
Foreskin, just to like see like dumb shit.
2:54:31
And there's like, you know how they give you like the like the
2:54:33
suggestion of like how to use it in a sentence.
2:54:35
So I typed out the suggestion in the group chat so it just looked
2:54:39
like it was coming from me, saying like I got foreskin on my
2:54:41
penis and everybody knows it or something like that.
2:54:43
And it was a little mini sticker.
2:54:45
So someone, one of my friends took that.
2:54:47
Cropped it and. Printed like hundreds and then
2:54:50
brought them to final bout and just put them on everybody's
2:54:53
car. We're selling merch.
2:54:54
I looked down. There's a.
2:54:55
Foreskin sticker. On my fucking on the merch.
2:54:58
You know the thing that we hate that always falls apart?
2:55:00
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The drawer thing, it was on
2:55:02
there and it was on there for a long time.
2:55:03
It was on there for years. I'm surprised it's gone.
2:55:05
There's still like foreskin stickers on Rich Whiteman's Like
2:55:08
Jay ZX1. 100 And it said, it said your name.
2:55:11
Yeah, yeah, it's got, it's got my name in the word.
2:55:13
Bubble with the the text. I got foreskin on my penis or
2:55:17
something. It's literally something like
2:55:19
that. Well, that was from Steely
2:55:20
Tooth. Thank you Steely.
2:55:21
Tooth. This one's from dysfunctional
2:55:24
delinquent. This one's to me.
2:55:25
When the fuck did Carl start flying planes?
2:55:27
Shout out to side missions. The plane thing was a blessing
2:55:29
from Frankie. Months ago, for my birthday,
2:55:32
Frankie gave me a flight discovery gift certificate.
2:55:36
I never booked it. And then months ago, Frankie
2:55:39
asked me and was like, I gave it to you for Christmas.
2:55:40
No, it's for my birthday. Yeah, it was a birthday March
2:55:45
months ago. Oh, OK, so then.
2:55:48
It was. It was the sweetest gift ever,
2:55:50
dude. He was like, yeah, Carl said one
2:55:51
day in the car. He wanted to fly a plane, so I
2:55:54
got him the certificate, even though it was pretty expensive.
2:55:56
Wild experience, by the way. Would recommend Carl was
2:55:59
freaking out, bro. It was crazy.
2:56:02
They had me fucking. They had me fucking nine 6741F
2:56:07
requesting. A Take off.
2:56:09
And that's how he would read it too.
2:56:10
And I was like saying that on the fucking thing and shit.
2:56:12
It was cool. As fuck I called Frankie right
2:56:14
after 'cause I was like, yo, that shit was crazy.
2:56:16
He let me take off. We were running out of runway,
2:56:18
dude. He was yelling at me.
2:56:20
He was like rotate, rotate, rotate, pitch the plane quicker
2:56:24
and I'm like. All right.
2:56:26
Like I told you, I wish there was some sort of stuff.
2:56:28
No, that's what. You do, Yeah.
2:56:29
You probably did it like me the first you're like, all right,
2:56:31
all right, I'll. Ease into this.
2:56:32
Right, right. Yeah, we're literally lining up
2:56:36
to. Go.
2:56:37
And I'm like, you can't stop this.
2:56:39
Just to make sure. Hey, before we hold on, hold on,
2:56:42
hold. On hold on before we.
2:56:43
Go just to make sure this is what you want me to do, right?
2:56:45
And I like, did a demonstration of me pulling it and he's like,
2:56:47
yeah, that's fine. I did the same thing and he's
2:56:49
like, go faster. We're running out of runway like
2:56:54
but. He had me take off, bro.
2:56:56
As soon as we got in the air, that shit got real.
2:56:58
I got actually afraid. And I feel like he saw that.
2:57:01
I got afraid and he kind of took the plane for me.
2:57:03
He got a little nervous. Yeah, because dude, on a on an
2:57:05
airline, you're you're. Going way faster and the ground
2:57:08
gets small and you're like, oh, OK, we're in the air now, bro.
2:57:11
In the little sassy bro and the little Cessna, we're going up
2:57:16
and the ground is still there. I'm like, Oh my God, what the
2:57:21
fuck? See people walking around and I
2:57:23
can see cars like I can read a. License.
2:57:26
Plate like, I'm like, Oh my God, we better go up higher now.
2:57:29
And then we got up to like 3000 feet.
2:57:31
It's beautiful. And like I got, I waited until,
2:57:33
like the foliage was nice. So like that shit was beautiful.
2:57:37
We flow over like Wanaque and shit.
2:57:40
All I'm doing is looking. He he he asked me what I was
2:57:43
looking for because I kept looking in the bodies of water
2:57:46
and I was like, I just want to see like something weird in
2:57:49
there. Yeah, but you're good though,
2:57:50
because you're you're very observant of where you are.
2:57:52
That's a big thing with flying. Planes I To know where you are.
2:57:55
Flying it myself for a while, but I mean like you.
2:57:58
Could you? Said You spotted everything
2:58:00
like, oh, that's the Wanaque Reservoir.
2:58:01
That's the yeah, I was like, that's 287, right?
2:58:03
And then I look over to my right, and I know we're headed
2:58:05
north because the city's to my right and I'm like, OK, cool,
2:58:07
we're headed north. Yeah, it's good flying around
2:58:09
here. You have a big fucking landmark.
2:58:11
Yeah, but like. The Internet ruined flying for
2:58:14
me, I think. Because I'm telling you, we were
2:58:17
flying in a circle, big circle, and then we stop and we're
2:58:22
pointed right, for the city and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
2:58:26
Jesus, why would you fucking? Say that shit on here.
2:58:31
That's not all right. But you.
2:58:32
Saying but you saying people should kill themselves without
2:58:37
inconveniencing? Other people.
2:58:38
That's cool. That's true, though.
2:58:40
That's crazy. I'm just saying like I'm a
2:58:43
little. Concerned flying in New York
2:58:44
airspace Harbless. But yeah, no, that it was a fun
2:58:48
experience. Thank you.
2:58:49
Dysfunctional. Rick Raff, How did you figure
2:58:52
out that holograms can be driven?
2:58:54
My fucking God, What's he talking about?
2:58:57
He's Tupac. Tupac car.
2:58:58
Oh, the Tupac car? Yeah.
2:59:00
Sasha Grey and. Why, that's from Josh MK7.
2:59:03
That's you, buddy. Is it just me?
2:59:04
Like I said, just you're the only person that said Sasha Grey
2:59:06
on this pot. Oh, Sasha Grey is an amazing
2:59:09
woman. That's it.
2:59:11
And. Why that's That was an addition,
2:59:13
that pussy. Probably loose as fuck.
2:59:15
Jesus, Carl, have some goddamn decency.
2:59:18
I'm here. What?
2:59:19
He said. What?
2:59:21
What's your favorite? Thing about her Frankie.
2:59:25
Probably your pussy. She's funny.
2:59:26
It's funny, I'll tell you. Oh, she's funny.
2:59:28
She's funny. She's funny.
2:59:29
She's just a silly girl. Yes.
2:59:31
She's just silly. She's a woman.
2:59:33
But yeah. Silly.
2:59:34
Woman, She's silly. She's hilarious.
2:59:36
Follow. Watch her streams.
2:59:38
I don't but. I know Miyagi does.
2:59:39
So watch her streams. That's insane.
2:59:41
Wait, what? She just plays video games?
2:59:42
You're going to just out? Yeah, I was going to.
2:59:44
Say, what kind of stream are you encouraging?
2:59:46
Unfortunately, she is retired, unfortunately.
2:59:50
Yeah. So she doesn't do it anymore.
2:59:51
Tunnels. Closed.
2:59:52
Huh. Tunnels closed.
2:59:53
Christ, boarded up, boarded it up.
2:59:55
All right, That's from. Josh tell me your one, J Josh,
2:59:57
OK. All right.
2:59:58
Corey Nay 70, seven general alignment specs for a drift S13.
3:00:03
Yeah, what do you think? Me.
3:00:07
Well, I got experience on the. Alignment rack.
3:00:08
You were here. You've never.
3:00:09
Done an alignment. No, I've done alignments, Conne,
3:00:13
you've done alignments. Myself.
3:00:14
No, in the driveway. I will tell, OK, I have to tell
3:00:18
them what's up. I don't know anything.
3:00:20
I just, I'll just zero the rear, OK, zero.
3:00:22
The rear, OK, maybe. I mean if you have.
3:00:25
Power How are you positive? Like a hair?
3:00:27
How are you zeroing out the? Rear and How do you know?
3:00:30
That it is zero, I don't. The machine doesn't tell you how
3:00:33
you think my car drives like this.
3:00:35
That's why I. Talk walking?
3:00:36
No. Dude, my me and my buddy Ethan
3:00:38
will argue about this shit on. Discord, I'm like bro, get a
3:00:40
fucking real alignment. You will love it.
3:00:42
General alignment specs for Drift S13 for well, I'm just
3:00:46
gonna give you what me and Chris would say.
3:00:48
This is all preference though. 4 to 5 degrees negative camber in
3:00:52
the front, seven degrees caster in the front.
3:00:57
I want to say somewhere around there I'm a little rusty and me
3:01:00
personally zero toe, but some people will do toe out.
3:01:03
I would do zero. And in the in the rear I would
3:01:06
make everything as close to 0 as I can get.
3:01:09
I would actually toe in the rear.
3:01:11
Little toe in in the rear. Yeah dude, that's the sauce.
3:01:14
But I was. A toes out with power or with?
3:01:17
On an SO team. Yeah, I think the curve, it's
3:01:19
all it's a shit show. Not a lot on the IS suite and
3:01:23
that's that. Alex Broskov or Brian Shima?
3:01:29
Alex Broskow or Brian Shima? Are those Those are
3:01:31
rollerbladed. Oh, and it's 1.
3:01:32
Glass. Of course it's not.
3:01:34
It's Wags. I gotta say, Alex Broskow.
3:01:36
Why? How the hell does WAGS?
3:01:37
Know these people. He's the goat.
3:01:39
He's the. Goat OK.
3:01:41
He's probably in line with bro. I'm telling you, just Wags just
3:01:44
knows so much information he does.
3:01:47
Not I'm Patrick. That's that's contradictory.
3:01:52
Tim Oh. Not Tim.
3:01:54
Patrick. Fuck me, when's he going to
3:01:57
start taking pictures? Of Stans VWS again.
3:02:00
Yeah, when you had a Stans VW era and.
3:02:03
Rollerblader, I feel like you. Had skate park friends are like.
3:02:06
All I can afford is a Jetta. Like, yeah, you're gonna take
3:02:08
pictures of. Volkswagen.
3:02:09
Those Jettas had like $10,000 wheels on them every time.
3:02:13
And I'm. Like, bro.
3:02:14
Nah, that was only once you got to like.
3:02:16
Once they came out with like Mark 6.
3:02:17
Jettas and stuff like that. And we're talking like Mark
3:02:19
four. Like Mark Five at latest.
3:02:21
I thought everyone with a Mark 6 Jetta was such a fucking prick
3:02:24
dude. That that DSG like I'm like.
3:02:31
I hate to say it, but. I kind of missed those.
3:02:33
Fucking. Those are simpler times.
3:02:34
Yeah. I love the Mark Four era, yeah.
3:02:37
You did I like I. Like a nice mark for like Jetta
3:02:40
like. GLI driving around him like,
3:02:42
damn, like dude. My family, I appreciate that.
3:02:44
My family friend Mark kept his for so long.
3:02:46
Dude, so long. And the other day I actually
3:02:49
brought it up. I was like, did that thing treat
3:02:51
you nice? Like, was it reliable and
3:02:54
literally straight up? He was like, Oh no, dude, Like,
3:02:56
I fixed mad shit on that. And I was like, what?
3:02:59
Why the fuck did you keep it for that long?
3:03:01
Yeah, those cars are not. Really like.
3:03:03
Cheap and reliable. Thing was, cherry man the VR
3:03:06
sixes like the V sixes that came in them.
3:03:08
Were good, yeah, I think when you got into.
3:03:10
The little 1.8 Turbo was those. Those were the fast ones.
3:03:13
Those were fast, Yeah, those cars.
3:03:15
Those cars could be, really. Fast man, but everyone just
3:03:17
ruined them. I remember my older cousin had
3:03:18
AVR 6 and we thought that he was just.
3:03:21
A laughingstock of the family for that short period of time
3:03:24
because he had VR6. He had a straight pipe VR6 as a
3:03:27
kid. I didn't really understand or
3:03:30
know why it was that loud. But I mean I take a straight
3:03:34
pipe VR6 over a muffled 350Z though VQ.
3:03:37
You would 100% dude. His car would shot, take almost
3:03:40
anything. It would.
3:03:41
Ruin Iggy Ave. in fucking Jersey City, bro.
3:03:44
That shit would rock everything. It was so loud, ugly, loud.
3:03:48
I don't know. I mean, I'm like, I don't know
3:03:50
who the guy is. I'm also a nobody, so no one.
3:03:51
Cares. Those clips from that Appalachia
3:03:53
drift thing. Oh shit, that 370Z?
3:03:56
Holy shit, that is the worst sounding car I've ever heard in
3:03:58
my life. Really.
3:04:00
I didn't hear it. Oh my God.
3:04:02
Reese. Was driving a 350, not his, not
3:04:04
Reese, was it? Was like sooner.
3:04:05
I think it. Was like some Pro Am car or
3:04:08
something like that. What do you think about that?
3:04:09
Drift Appalachia thing. That was cool.
3:04:11
It was pretty sweet. Why?
3:04:11
The fuck? Weren't you there videoing or
3:04:13
taking photos? I didn't even know anyone was.
3:04:14
He's here. Bro fuck man cuz I work a full
3:04:17
time job. Yeah, that what do you?
3:04:18
Do as a living. I work for, I work for a sign
3:04:21
shop, right. That's right.
3:04:23
But like that's why. Like real signs like I mean I.
3:04:26
Work mainly with like interior signage and stuff like that
3:04:29
like. Hospitals and shit like that,
3:04:31
but our company does a lot of big installs like channel
3:04:34
letters and shit like that. I don't like buildings and
3:04:36
whatnot. That's why he's the GOAT with
3:04:38
the vinyl. Connor, you've been here so many
3:04:42
times at. Fucking five in the morning just
3:04:43
putting on stickers. Can we can we just talk about
3:04:46
how the the one side was it? Whose car was it?
3:04:49
Was it Josh's car? I think it's Josh's car.
3:04:51
It's hard to forget that night. Yeah, I don't even think I went
3:04:54
to sleep, dude. I fucking hated that night.
3:04:55
That was. What was this?
3:04:57
What the side I did this was final bout.
3:04:59
This was was this. Formula Drift Friday night
3:05:02
before Formula Drift I came straight from.
3:05:04
Work came here instantly and. This was after printing all that
3:05:08
vinyl. Yeah, everyone was mad at
3:05:10
everyone. No, we probably hated each other
3:05:14
everyone was mad at. Everyone.
3:05:15
Any time. There's a time I was just tired
3:05:16
of. I was just, I remember you were
3:05:18
like, yeah, we got to be out here by.
3:05:19
Six. I'm just like, yeah, OK, Six and
3:05:20
like 6:00 came around. He's like pushing the car out
3:05:22
the door. I'm like putting stickers still
3:05:24
on the. Yeah, literally because we had
3:05:25
to go. We had it was a booth car.
3:05:28
So, but the one side that I did looked flawless.
3:05:30
You go to the other side when Frankie went.
3:05:31
On Tire St. sticker was like this.
3:05:34
It was so bad. That shit is an art, bro.
3:05:39
I'm over here. I'm like.
3:05:39
We'll quickly slap it. On that car was one of the most
3:05:42
like. That was the first time we did
3:05:44
vinyls vinyl on a car where I was like, this thing is fucking
3:05:47
ugly. Yeah, you hated it.
3:05:49
Was it the red one Rendition. It was the red and.
3:05:52
Pink. Like red pink fade with the.
3:05:53
Orange and the one before. His current one.
3:05:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the orange.
3:05:56
Yeah, it was. You know what?
3:05:57
I didn't like it at first. I did like it a.
3:05:59
Lot more once it was on the car when.
3:06:01
It was on the track. It got a lot better.
3:06:02
The hood. Sick as hell.
3:06:05
I love the hood. Yeah, I don't really remember.
3:06:06
But yeah, it was like the. Like Crooked offset with all
3:06:09
this, it was like kind of. The same tribal that was on the
3:06:11
side, but it was just on the hood and like layered even more.
3:06:13
Yeah, I thought. I thought that hood looked sick.
3:06:15
That gave. It was the color.
3:06:17
Something about the colors. I was just like, this is fucking
3:06:19
terrible. So it's like you spend this
3:06:21
whole fucking night doing this shit and then you push it
3:06:23
outside and you're just like, I hate this car, Let's go, let's
3:06:25
go bring it to the booth. But I mean, people liked it.
3:06:28
So it was whatever, Josh liked it.
3:06:31
And I mean, I think he liked it. He liked it more than us, I
3:06:35
think. Oh, 100% more than me, Yeah.
3:06:37
That skeleton sitting in the corner liked it more than me.
3:06:39
But yeah, no, it was just, it was one of those nights, dude,
3:06:42
we hadn't had one of those nights in a long time.
3:06:45
It was brutal. Yeah.
3:06:46
It was like a couple years past like the time frame where we
3:06:48
would do that and we. Would so we were like beat.
3:06:50
Yeah dude that was crazy. And then Malcolm and all them
3:06:54
bailed. They didn't even fucking.
3:06:56
They were Amber was literally putting on stickers.
3:06:58
I know that entire day and and Malcolm and.
3:07:00
Princess and Chris were yo, we have shit to do.
3:07:05
Oh yeah, you. Guys did leave it I.
3:07:06
Literally. I literally slept.
3:07:08
The next day in the booth, remember that?
3:07:10
Yeah, I couldn't make it home. I pulled over at a rest stop.
3:07:13
I was like, falling asleep. Yeah, it was bad.
3:07:15
That was a bad time for everyone, but it was well, can't
3:07:18
wait till we put do it again. I can't wait.
3:07:20
Till we put a literally on my car.
3:07:22
Yeah, please. OK.
3:07:25
This one's from Josh. Lewis how's it feel?
3:07:27
Walking around with dummy thick cheeks all day.
3:07:31
How's it feel? It's a rough life.
3:07:32
Something is crazy. Dummy.
3:07:34
Thick. Vastly Jelly.
3:07:35
Might work. FRS Zach Shit.
3:07:38
What's your dream car? Not favorite dream car.
3:07:41
What? Do you know what that means?
3:07:46
No, but I'll give you like. I don't know the name of it.
3:07:48
What's that? Like you don't know the name of
3:07:50
your dream car. I don't.
3:07:50
It's it's a Mercedes, but it's like that long like the CLKGT.
3:07:54
R like 500 thing. Oh yeah.
3:07:56
Oh, the gullwing. No, not the gull wing.
3:07:58
Too new. Oh.
3:08:00
It's old. Like early 2000, maybe late 90s.
3:08:04
Oh, I. Don't know shit about Mercedes,
3:08:06
SLR, McLaren. No.
3:08:08
Oh OK. Fuck.
3:08:10
Bring up a photo. Why can't I fucking think it's
3:08:12
it's like, come on Jamie, CLK like GTR. 500 something like.
3:08:15
Oh, the race car. Yeah, yeah, it also.
3:08:19
Saline S sevens went hard, too, back in the day.
3:08:21
Yeah, it's kind of got like that.
3:08:23
Look of like a saline S7 like a hyper.
3:08:25
Car, I see. Oh shit, this thing's crazy
3:08:27
looking. Yeah, that thing.
3:08:29
This thing right here, Yeah, that should have or this one
3:08:31
right here that. One, yeah, this thing that was
3:08:33
like the production model one, there is a road going.
3:08:36
Version they needed to make like a road going.
3:08:38
That shit is. Wild.
3:08:39
Those things are sick. It only cost 10 million.
3:08:42
Oh, like. Like like couple signs for
3:08:45
Connor to. Do yeah, light.
3:08:46
Work, so you're gonna pick one of these.
3:08:47
Up one day, Yeah. Of course, trade the S13 for it.
3:08:50
Look, it's got this one's got jobs.
3:08:51
But realistically, I know you would.
3:08:54
No fucking coupe. I fucking as soon as this rolled
3:08:57
in, I was like, oh. Connie looks.
3:08:59
Yeah, you've always wanted one, right?
3:09:00
He makes posts of his fucking car look like I want an 86 it.
3:09:04
Does his post of his car every time it's like we'll.
3:09:07
Trade for an 8/6. Back.
3:09:08
I don't even bother putting car back when I follow captions
3:09:10
anymore, because you know it's impossible.
3:09:12
I'm just saying. If anyone?
3:09:14
Wants to trade. Damn.
3:09:15
I'll take it. This one is.
3:09:17
This one's got a Honda S2000I know.
3:09:19
Whoa, Honda. 2. 1000 out on the 2 1000 outing.
3:09:21
The owner Fucking. Sauce in there.
3:09:24
It's pretty. It's not, like, beautiful.
3:09:25
Work equipped to doesn't rub those wheels.
3:09:27
Yeah, hey, Zeus was Wheeling it in the the shop and he was
3:09:30
turning the wheel and. Didn't even.
3:09:32
I didn't hear a single rub. He just raised it.
3:09:34
Chris raised the front because it was like slightly rubbing.
3:09:36
It's the perfect height. This one's a good question.
3:09:41
This one's from Squill. FPV how do you, I'm going to
3:09:45
assume, what do you do to keep your photography fresh and
3:09:48
different? Well, you won't see a lot.
3:09:58
I am. I always have an extremely.
3:10:00
Picky. You can even ask, like, back in
3:10:04
the day, like, I would take 400 photos.
3:10:05
I'd give like 10. I mean, like, that's still
3:10:08
pretty standard. But like, it just, if it's not
3:10:12
something that looks different to me or like looks, you know,
3:10:15
phenomenal or like, and I have pretty high standards for
3:10:17
myself, but it's like, I just won't post it, you know, It
3:10:20
takes a lot for me nowadays to be like, wow, that's I like
3:10:22
that. So it's kind of got to be unique
3:10:25
in a way. It's got like your standard.
3:10:26
It's either got to be unique or like what I was.
3:10:29
Going for. Like if I'm if I'm standing
3:10:31
around a specific turn, like looking at you know where a car
3:10:34
is coming up and I want like that perfect, like tire lock or
3:10:36
something like that, and like the head tilt or something like
3:10:39
that, That's what I'm and I'm aiming for and I get it, then
3:10:41
I'm hyped. But it's like if I don't get it,
3:10:44
you won't see it. If it's not perfect, you won't
3:10:45
see it. Do you ever?
3:10:49
Sit in a fucking spot on the track, take photos all day and
3:10:52
not post one of those photos. Yep, that's probably a common
3:10:54
thing, right? You know English Town is the
3:10:58
local track, but. I can't stand being locked in a
3:11:01
single spot, OK? It is the absolute worst thing.
3:11:03
I understand They do it for safety and I appreciate.
3:11:06
That cuz it going to other tracks where you can move is
3:11:08
sketchy as hell. Yeah, I'll never forget the
3:11:13
initiating on US Air. Yeah.
3:11:16
And then when you come around to head towards the wall.
3:11:19
One time I was standing in between those two and I'm just
3:11:22
like going back and forth during hot laps.
3:11:23
I'm like, I need to move. I was like, this is so fucking
3:11:25
dangerous. Like you.
3:11:26
I could get pummeled from each direction.
3:11:28
Yeah, holy shit. So it's like, but I don't think
3:11:30
they let you stand there anymore, but it's like.
3:11:33
Safety's cool, but also, like, I want to get different shots.
3:11:36
Yeah, so it's like, it's hard to.
3:11:37
And then when you get locked in that one bunker for an hour and
3:11:40
a half and you're stuck with like, I don't know, maybe two
3:11:42
lenses and you're like, I can only take the same fucking photo
3:11:45
for an hour. Like damn.
3:11:47
They they do. They lock you in for just the
3:11:49
heat if. Someone spins and you have a
3:11:51
flag you can kind of Sprint. OK.
3:11:54
But it's like for the most part, it's like if you're, if it's, if
3:11:57
it's. 2. 1012 a group when it's actually hot laps and people are
3:12:00
still hot, lapping and not spinning, spinning.
3:12:03
So that's like a common we've heard that a lot lately.
3:12:05
So that's like a more of a common thing now what that it's
3:12:08
people are spinning and I have, I've heard a.
3:12:11
Lot of very like people saying that a group.
3:12:13
Is not consistent anymore. Yeah, me too.
3:12:15
I heard that too. What?
3:12:17
It's weird, but I don't know, like, I'm over here fighting.
3:12:20
I'm also a media dude, so like, I I can't speak first hand.
3:12:23
Right now either I feel like you, but but.
3:12:25
You see it all? Yeah, but I went to fucking
3:12:27
English town. Like I went once this year.
3:12:29
Where do you think? You'd stand right now if you
3:12:30
were to pick a spot, I feel like times who's driving, I feel
3:12:35
like. Tree turns getting kind of hot.
3:12:37
Tree turns always been hot. But you're also locked that tree
3:12:39
turn. Yeah, you can escape and go to
3:12:42
like the wall, but in my opinion, the wall kind of sucks.
3:12:44
Did you take that photo? That we turned into the kiss of
3:12:48
death shirt? No, I don't know.
3:12:50
I don't think it was you. Where?
3:12:52
Justin's. Riding the wall on his car.
3:12:53
It's right behind that second, that first one.
3:12:56
It's weird. I feel like it's not you.
3:12:58
But it. I don't think so.
3:13:00
It sure looks like your type of photo too.
3:13:01
It's weird. I've taken a.
3:13:02
Lot of photos like that. I wonder who the fuck took that
3:13:04
photo? Yeah.
3:13:06
I remember that specific day though.
3:13:08
OK, so you were completely. Thrashed.
3:13:10
Yeah, yeah, that shit was sick, dude.
3:13:12
That was cool. That was like what?
3:13:14
Right after when he tried the. To compete or before?
3:13:17
Yeah, it was that event, wasn't it?
3:13:19
So I wasn't there when that photo was taken.
3:13:21
I thought that was a private day.
3:13:22
But no, it was probably that day that you were talking about.
3:13:25
Yeah, we when we got to the track, his car was already
3:13:27
fucking totaled. Yeah, so that's it was
3:13:28
definitely after he tried to compete in Yeah, it was US
3:13:31
drift. Yeah, it was.
3:13:31
AUS drift. It was like the the next event
3:13:33
after like AUS Drift and he was just over it and he hit the tire
3:13:37
wall first I heard and then like the whole car was just
3:13:40
destroyed. Overs were just flapping in the
3:13:42
fucking wind. One headlight, like completely.
3:13:44
Crooked. So he was driving way harder and
3:13:47
it was just like that photo was just that that photo is one of
3:13:50
my favorite drifting photos ever.
3:13:51
Yeah, so. But yeah, it's crazy, man, I
3:13:54
guess. I felt the emotion in that one.
3:13:56
Yes, Sir. Yeah, So I I try to link like
3:14:00
my. A lot of like my videos.
3:14:02
And stuff like that. Like if I can't like feel it,
3:14:05
like I won't, I won't do it. And I said that before, but it's
3:14:07
like, I think you can. Maybe kind of tell like in my
3:14:11
editing style, like it's just like it has to be a Connor Pro.
3:14:14
It has to meet like the moment has to kind of mean something
3:14:16
like when. I see your photos, I know.
3:14:18
I'm like, OK, yeah, so do I, yeah.
3:14:20
But that's not like Connor's always posting photos of the way
3:14:23
your photos look. I can tell right away.
3:14:25
Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's like the post processing.
3:14:27
I know this is a Connor photo. Yeah, that's why I.
3:14:29
Brought that one up 'cause it looked similar, but it I think I
3:14:32
have one that is similar to that photo.
3:14:34
OK, Yeah, 'cause like, even the. One that will pop up on my
3:14:36
screensaver or whatever. The one there's like five of my
3:14:38
photos that have popped up on that screensaver.
3:14:40
Yeah, well, you know. I'm a fan, so.
3:14:43
But, yeah, no, you could just tell.
3:14:44
All right. Next question.
3:14:45
Next question. This one's from Eric Ryan.
3:14:48
What's up? Eric, Congrats.
3:14:49
On the Miata Hi, Eric. After shooting media for years,
3:14:53
what keeps you inspired to keep creating?
3:14:55
I guess. What keeps you coming back more?
3:14:57
I love Eric. What do I?
3:14:59
I love Eric. I haven't seen Eric in a while
3:15:02
he. Came by the other day.
3:15:03
Damn it, he's doesn't. He live down the block?
3:15:05
Yeah, so has the Miata. He has a.
3:15:07
Miata he. Just got No, he just got a.
3:15:08
Miata, He had his mount tires on something.
3:15:11
Yeah, hopefully he drifts. That one I like.
3:15:13
He's probably going too. I like those cars.
3:15:15
But I would just say like. I have to be near.
3:15:21
Friends, I have to be like. In an environment where there's
3:15:24
like people that are like getting me hyped.
3:15:28
Like, and it doesn't necessarily have to be friends, but it has
3:15:30
to be like an environment where I'm like, hyped on what's
3:15:33
happening. Like, obviously I'll go to an
3:15:35
event when I know, like, all my friends are going to be like,
3:15:37
oh, I'm going to go shoot Tom and Josh and they're going to
3:15:39
go, you know, Chuck it around tree turn.
3:15:41
Like that's going to get me hyped.
3:15:43
But there have been other times where I'm just like at English
3:15:44
Town when there's no one on the track.
3:15:47
But like you know. Wagner and like.
3:15:50
Other people and they're just like top of 4th just chucking
3:15:52
it. I'm like this is so sick like I
3:15:54
don't even care that like. And about anything else I'm
3:15:57
like, that gets me hyped and that will like kind of drive my
3:16:00
brain to be like I need to get a sick shot of this.
3:16:03
So it's like it's it's kind of just like an in the moment have
3:16:05
to be like hyped. If it's shitty weather I
3:16:09
probably won't care. Like, I'll probably be like, I
3:16:12
don't care it's going to look like shit anyway.
3:16:14
Maybe I'll try a little bit. A six shot in the rain though.
3:16:16
Could be cool, but it probably sucks for you.
3:16:21
Yes, yeah. Good answer though.
3:16:24
Yeah, I agree with that. I mean the emotion.
3:16:27
It has to be exciting, yeah. And that's to me, that's what
3:16:29
drifting is it. Looks cool and it's exciting,
3:16:32
the emotion. How do you feel when people with
3:16:34
really, really, really ugly? Cars comment and they go.
3:16:38
Anyone get a photo of my car? Yo, bro.
3:16:44
Cuz I know how you feel, but how do you feel?
3:16:48
I don't care. I think it's wholesome.
3:16:50
Yeah, something if I'm in that. Same position I'm gonna be.
3:16:53
You know, itching for photos and whatnot too.
3:16:55
So that's cool, man. Yeah, especially if it's
3:16:56
something you worked hard on. But I also can't sit.
3:16:59
There and be like, yeah, I always used to go shoot C group
3:17:01
on. Backtrack.
3:17:02
Nope. I I will not lie.
3:17:04
I will if I was a photographer. I would go shoot.
3:17:07
Photos Backtrack at C Group If a car looked good, yeah, let's
3:17:11
see. Like it comes down to me like
3:17:12
there's wanting to take photos of.
3:17:14
Things that excite me, like if I'm on backtrack and I see a guy
3:17:18
in a fox body with. You know, stock wheels and he's
3:17:21
trucking. And like, I'm not going to take
3:17:22
a photo away. I'm sorry because that doesn't
3:17:25
excite me. Yeah, I I that was.
3:17:28
Not directed to. Anyone.
3:17:29
Just for the record, but. It wasn't probably is someone so
3:17:32
that's that's why I just want. To say that.
3:17:34
So I think one of my favorite photos was a photo of the car
3:17:37
and backtracked. From BMI like and some dude
3:17:40
caught it. I forgot who the photographer
3:17:42
was, but like thanks to that person who has just.
3:17:46
Happened to be standing there, I guess.
3:17:47
Like the car is fully squatted. I've never done Backtrack in
3:17:51
reverse before, and that person caught that moment.
3:17:54
I just like, I hate seeing those fucking things.
3:17:56
And then like, you click on their car and their car is like,
3:17:58
not even remotely put together. Everything's missing and they're
3:18:01
like, yo, where are my photos at?
3:18:02
It's like, well, first of all, I feel like sit down.
3:18:05
So like this, this is the thing. Sit.
3:18:07
The fuck. Down these people come to the
3:18:08
track and shoot photos for their own free, I mean, free entry.
3:18:13
Yeah, most of the time they're just doing it.
3:18:15
Like for they're not getting paid.
3:18:17
They're not expecting payment. Do you think they're coming here
3:18:19
to take photos of the car that you couldn't even put the
3:18:21
bumpers on? No, dude, they're not.
3:18:23
To me though, when media comes out and like.
3:18:27
I don't know if this is just my, like competitive mentality or
3:18:30
like my mentality to be like, oh, I got to do better I guess.
3:18:34
But when I see like, I didn't really get any photos of my car,
3:18:37
I'm like, OK, maybe I didn't really do anything impressive
3:18:40
that day or something and I should fucking wait till they
3:18:44
see when I come back. I mean, that's not a bad
3:18:46
mentality to have anyway. That's a good way.
3:18:48
What kind of pushes you in a way gives you?
3:18:50
I mean it's not a purpose but like.
3:18:52
If drifting is a show, in my opinion, you want to make the
3:18:55
show good. Yeah, so, like, the show
3:18:58
probably wasn't good enough that day.
3:18:59
I just view it like these photographers are taking their
3:19:02
they're coming down here on their own dime, they're taking
3:19:05
these photos. They're going to want to
3:19:06
spending their time too. Like you, you.
3:19:09
Their time is just. As valuable as yours.
3:19:12
Yeah, and of course you'll get, like, the amateur guys who are
3:19:15
on backtrack taking photos. Like, yeah, you'll probably get
3:19:17
some of those photos. Yeah, but you have to.
3:19:19
Those people are, you know, maybe they're in it, too.
3:19:22
Because they just straight up like taking photos and they like
3:19:24
the appreciation from these people.
3:19:26
Yeah. Grinding.
3:19:27
Yeah. I I've I've never.
3:19:28
Been that type of person I wanna.
3:19:30
Create images of things that I like and it's like it's not
3:19:36
something I like if I'm not gonna look at that.
3:19:38
Photo I'll be like Damn, that's awesome.
3:19:39
I love all aspects of it then. Like, yeah.
3:19:42
I don't want it. And those are the people that
3:19:44
take really good photos. But that's also why I'm not why
3:19:47
I don't do this shit professionally.
3:19:49
Yeah, it was always a passion thing for me.
3:19:50
I never wanted to not have fun and not create things that I
3:19:53
didn't wanna create. I think that media and drifting
3:19:57
are super. Important together and the fact
3:20:00
that people like you exist and people like.
3:20:05
Recently I got a photo from Barry.
3:20:07
Digital adrenaline. If it wasn't for people like
3:20:09
Barry or Ricardo, people who just do it for straight up fun,
3:20:15
some of these people wouldn't have a tangible, I would call
3:20:18
that. Tangible because you can print
3:20:20
it out. Some people won't have a way to
3:20:23
remember that day. Aside from that photo, there are
3:20:25
definitely people that work their absolute ass off on the
3:20:28
track. To create media.
3:20:30
Yeah, and it's Barry's. Definitely one of those people.
3:20:32
I feel like these Yeah dudes always run dude, when I.
3:20:35
Got that? I don't know how he gets footage
3:20:36
of. Every single car, bro.
3:20:38
I I felt so blessed when I got that photo that he sent me.
3:20:42
Like at first I I didn't. I I'm assuming he doesn't really
3:20:46
know who I am and he didn't tag me.
3:20:47
But he posted my car and somebody sent me the story.
3:20:50
I think it was somebody sent to me.
3:20:52
It might have been Daryl or somebody sent it to me.
3:20:54
And I was like, holy shit, like I got a fucking photo of my car
3:20:58
from Barry and like, it's at Tree turn and the car is fucking
3:21:02
fully locked. The grill is flying off.
3:21:05
Oh yeah, the grill. Like, I'm in the car.
3:21:08
Like, you can see. Like, yeah, yeah, he looks so
3:21:12
low in the car. I know, but tell.
3:21:13
Me tell me that's not sick, that's the right height.
3:21:16
Like, relax, amigo. Nose like shoulder height at the
3:21:21
door. Card has to be.
3:21:23
Yeah, and I was going to raise the seat and you told me no
3:21:26
anyway. You were like, stop being a
3:21:27
bitch. I mean, you stop being a bitch.
3:21:30
Low seat's better. It is.
3:21:32
But anyway, like that photo unless.
3:21:34
It's I will forever have that photo and I won't remember.
3:21:37
Like, that was the first time I did treat her in that day.
3:21:40
It was pretty fucking sick. Yeah, media is definitely
3:21:43
important. Super important.
3:21:45
Remember those photos you took at Final Bout?
3:21:48
Two of our cars in the parking. Lot, yeah.
3:21:50
Those are some of my favorite photos.
3:21:52
And you and they could made it to that magazine.
3:21:54
Oh the. What magazine USDM freaks?
3:21:57
Or something like. Oh, I wasn't a USDM.
3:21:59
Freaks one that was. A really nice magazine like.
3:22:01
The quality of it my, my, it was felt like a book.
3:22:04
Like a table book. Yeah, I still have that thing.
3:22:06
I think I I have. One.
3:22:08
I still have one. But I want to get.
3:22:09
Can you make the? Posters.
3:22:11
Like the posters. Yeah, like like the magazine cut
3:22:14
out thing or whatever. I could do that.
3:22:16
Thanks. That's insane.
3:22:19
Because we really. Need that?
3:22:20
Like that alignment. Yeah, sure.
3:22:23
Yeah, yeah, Shit. Connor's like Connor.
3:22:26
I got you on alignments bro, while it's in the air.
3:22:30
On the rack, we could do the trance real quick, OK.
3:22:36
I mean, yeah, you could, but we have a.
3:22:38
Lift too. But yeah, you could.
3:22:40
Problem is, you can't Jack my car up.
3:22:41
There's no frame rails left. Yikes.
3:22:43
On the rack, OK. On the rack, we do it.
3:22:46
You got a. Forklift anywhere?
3:22:47
Not yet, dude. Toyota. 1 This one's to Frankie.
3:22:53
This is from Diego. Oh, that's Diego Emperor Uno,
3:22:57
who I think we should have on the podcast.
3:22:59
Sure. Come on up.
3:23:01
That guy's fucking. Where's he from?
3:23:03
Georgia. Come on up, I think it's.
3:23:05
Georgia, let us know when. Sorry, Diego.
3:23:07
My shit. Friend.
3:23:08
I hang out with this dude every fucking.
3:23:09
Day on Discord, we scheme plans on how to take over the world.
3:23:12
I don't even know where he's from.
3:23:14
December almost fly him up. Take him out to go see the
3:23:16
Christmas tree, you know, take him out a little.
3:23:18
Bit If he comes up here, he's not.
3:23:20
He's coming here to Drift Club Loose.
3:23:22
OK, yeah, Sleigh ride. Is sleigh ride going to happen
3:23:26
this year? We don't.
3:23:27
Know, but they cancel everything and.
3:23:29
Then they did. They already cancel it?
3:23:30
They said they were. Doing the last Don't look at me,
3:23:33
I don't know. I don't know.
3:23:34
Stuff moves is going on. It's just a rumor.
3:23:36
I think that it it gets. Cancelled every fucking no.
3:23:38
I'm pretty, I think. They're done for events.
3:23:40
This year. They got stuff.
3:23:42
Moves, No. Stuff moves.
3:23:42
I think is happening. I think there's no more after
3:23:44
that Diego come up here and. We'll figure something out for
3:23:46
you to drive. Because that'd be fun.
3:23:49
Diego drives like a fucking mother.
3:23:51
Have you seen videos of No. This guy can wheel, man and he's
3:23:55
a funny dude. Probably one of the funniest.
3:23:56
Guys I've ever met, Well, I can tell, 'cause he said.
3:23:58
How many Oreos for Frankie to finish his fucking car?
3:24:01
He talked. Listen here, motherfucker, We
3:24:04
you throwing the. Fucking around a lot, we talk.
3:24:06
About it on the Discord. Thank God you're not on there.
3:24:09
We chat about you all the time. We're like, Frankie should
3:24:11
finish that fucking Diego. Give me that box.
3:24:13
I want the box. The big one.
3:24:14
You know what? You ever seen it?
3:24:16
What box? There's a box.
3:24:17
I thought you were asking for his fucking box.
3:24:19
And I was like, what's wrong with Hell no, I need the Oreo
3:24:22
box. It's like a big one.
3:24:24
I don't. Know how many are in there?
3:24:25
A fucking lot. What?
3:24:26
Send me that box to the faction address and I'll finish my car.
3:24:31
That's cap. Don't make somebody buy Oreo.
3:24:34
I'm just. He asked.
3:24:36
He fucking will watch and I told.
3:24:37
Him. And he's going to put a fucking
3:24:39
booby trap in there. The box Now, don't send me a
3:24:42
regular package. It sounds like you're asking for
3:24:44
pussy. I definitely don't want that.
3:24:48
Christ. All right, this is from Javi
3:24:49
Pho. Thank you Diego Javi Pho.
3:24:51
When will he post more videos? And also he said Connor, so
3:24:54
handsome. I love Javi.
3:24:56
Javi is is nice. He's a beautiful man.
3:24:59
He's got. Every time I see him it's just
3:25:01
like. It's always so nice.
3:25:02
To see him, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
3:25:04
He's really smiling. He's always happy to be there.
3:25:06
Yeah. He makes good content too.
3:25:08
He does. There's a there's a couple
3:25:09
people. From you know.
3:25:11
Over the years that have just gotten like significantly better
3:25:14
and I just love seeing all their stuff now.
3:25:15
I feel like the media, media, people at Club Loose is like a
3:25:18
family almost. Family it is, but I'm also not a
3:25:22
part of that anymore. Yeah, but like over the years
3:25:24
like. The last 10 years, it's like you
3:25:26
probably. Met a lot of people, know a lot
3:25:28
of people from that whole group. Yeah, I I feel like I know more
3:25:30
media people if I go to like final bout than I.
3:25:32
Do. Yeah, Isn't that isn't that
3:25:34
cool? For probably.
3:25:36
They're probably from all over the place.
3:25:37
Yeah. That's sick.
3:25:39
All media people are good people.
3:25:41
Fuck well, the. Question was When will you post
3:25:42
more videos? You got videos on the line?
3:25:44
I got a lot of ideas. I got a bunch of videos just
3:25:47
sitting in queue. We got a couple of videos I'm
3:25:49
gonna tell. You guys my ideas before just
3:25:51
let. Me.
3:25:52
Know what videos? Don't worry.
3:25:54
Not the faith. Not that one.
3:25:56
Dude. You.
3:25:56
Guys are gonna give me some stupid fucking script and I have
3:25:59
all these cool scripts. I already talked to Mike and
3:26:02
Sebastian. I have all these.
3:26:04
Cool. Scripts and they're going to
3:26:05
fucking pick this dumb. Cheesy one We actually got to we
3:26:08
got to talk about this after the podcast.
3:26:09
I have an idea and you guys should listen to my.
3:26:11
Idea too. Yeah, sure.
3:26:12
All right, all right. What's the guy?
3:26:15
What's the? Deal with this guy in fruit.
3:26:17
Boom. Who's that?
3:26:19
One from Jack Lee. Oh.
3:26:21
It's Jack. Hey, sorry.
3:26:23
Oh my God, you fucked me up, Jack Lee.
3:26:25
Yak Lee Well, we already talked about fruit booing.
3:26:27
I didn't even. Know really that.
3:26:29
That's actually Derek called that fruit booing once.
3:26:33
I feel like fruit Putin is definitely not politically
3:26:35
correct anymore. So I'm going to keep saying what
3:26:37
skateboard you used to call it and it's like, oh fuck oh.
3:26:41
Fuck yeah. Wow.
3:26:42
It just clicked. I just realized you just got
3:26:45
cancelled. I guess that wouldn't be OK
3:26:47
Definitely not. Fuck.
3:26:49
See, it wasn't even meant that. You can't assume it's.
3:26:51
Supposed to be derogatory? Yeah, it's supposed to, that's
3:26:55
what. Makes it bad.
3:26:56
That's what makes it. Yeah, like we give a shit like.
3:27:01
What it's like get on a. Skateboard already?
3:27:03
Geez. All right.
3:27:04
Anyway. OK, Michael C Cone, if you
3:27:08
could. Damn, I should have read this
3:27:10
before I fucking. Let's go with these questions.
3:27:13
I should have read this before I fucking started reading.
3:27:15
It. Let's go.
3:27:18
This is Michael. C Cone.
3:27:20
If. You could fuck a character on
3:27:23
Winnie the Pooh. Who would it be?
3:27:27
That's. Crazy.
3:27:31
I don't know any. Characters other than Winnie the
3:27:32
Pooh. I know Frankie's dog.
3:27:34
And Piglet or something. Shit.
3:27:37
Is it Piglet? The child?
3:27:39
It's in the. I'm fucking poo Pass thickums
3:27:43
Fucking. Thickums is right right in the
3:27:45
thickums. He got damn cheeks.
3:27:49
He's crazy. He's hungry every, every other.
3:27:54
Bro every the big bitch. Dude.
3:28:04
Don't. Assume they're fucking gender
3:28:06
first of all. I'm sorry.
3:28:07
OK. Oh no.
3:28:10
Fuck. All right.
3:28:12
Well, we're let's get past that. Bear Lotto.
3:28:16
You didn't answer. Well, brains, you didn't answer.
3:28:18
What are the other characters on there?
3:28:20
Literally. Tigger.
3:28:21
Tigger's a Slim. What did you just call me?
3:28:23
What you were you were waiting for that?
3:28:26
Yeah. Yeah.
3:28:27
That's that's. He knew I was going to say that
3:28:29
for. Robins.
3:28:29
Carl's fucking Christopher Robins.
3:28:37
That was perfect. The only human man.
3:28:41
That one. I mean that's.
3:28:43
That's. The most logical response.
3:28:45
Bro, shout out Ken. Fuji, hold on.
3:28:47
I want to stop everything. Stop the process.
3:28:49
Shout out Ken. Fuji, this guy and Daryl too
3:28:52
for. Being there for me during that
3:28:54
car track come, they were fucking there.
3:28:56
We share through night. We for for sure weren't there.
3:28:59
We were in well. In the in your absence, which I
3:29:03
don't think that regardless it, you guys would have done what
3:29:06
Ken and Daryl did not for me shout out to them, man, they
3:29:10
they they held. That down.
3:29:11
So thank you Ken. And dude, what happened at that
3:29:14
event? Well, dude, I didn't have.
3:29:16
A ride and Ken, like, even picked me up and shit and Daryl
3:29:19
oh about like, yeah, let's not get into it.
3:29:21
That's a whole lot. There was some good driving
3:29:23
going on at that event. Yeah, I had a blast.
3:29:25
Yeah. SEMA sema was fun too.
3:29:27
Thanks Carl for thanks for asking.
3:29:29
I. I called you the day of and you.
3:29:31
This is what this Connor, This is what fucking Frankie said to
3:29:34
me. I call him because I haven't
3:29:37
talked to him all week, and then I'm like, you're not my
3:29:40
girlfriend. That's what he said directly.
3:29:43
He's like, we're not. Dating.
3:29:44
I looked at Malcolm and Malcolm's like and I'm like.
3:29:48
I'm like, what the fuck I just wanted.
3:29:49
To see how you guys are doing. You guys went on a plane.
3:29:52
You guys fucking did this and that.
3:29:53
I want to fucking hear this guy's like, fucking.
3:29:56
Your answer was pretty good. It was actually funny, right?
3:29:58
Remember, we started cracking up.
3:30:00
What did I say? I said.
3:30:01
Like, I mean, I'm not your fucking girlfriend and you said
3:30:03
some shit. I.
3:30:03
Forget it. Was perfect.
3:30:06
You went with it. Whatever.
3:30:09
Bear Lotto Will Brain Scratch ever drive as a team?
3:30:12
Lol What's Brain Scratch? Brain Scratch is a team.
3:30:17
Doing nothing since 2014. All right, who's?
3:30:19
On the team. Bolato bear Lotto.
3:30:24
And Tim and what cars do they drive that's thirteens?
3:30:28
What the fuck are we doing? There's three of you, there's.
3:30:31
A team. There's a dope.
3:30:32
Name Bolato actually has his car is actually.
3:30:34
Currently being built at Gary's. Gary Lewis in his Let's garage
3:30:39
right now. Go and Tim has a white S13 hatch
3:30:43
with. An S15 Sr.
3:30:44
And they drift. We're trying.
3:30:46
No, not where. What do they do?
3:30:49
Because I know. You don't do a.
3:30:50
Deal. Well, Anthony's been building
3:30:51
his car for a long time, so his car is finally getting put.
3:30:54
Together, he's definitely super horny.
3:30:56
And Tim is just waiting for me to stop being lazy.
3:30:58
All right, cool. This is going to happen.
3:31:00
You guys got a good brain scratch Whenever.
3:31:01
Whenever we have three cars together, we will try to do a
3:31:04
private day. Cool.
3:31:05
Not Tim Patrick. When does he order Clutch?
3:31:07
Tonight. OK, Next question, Cap Halloween
3:31:10
movie, we want answers. Can you describe this first
3:31:13
quickly? I already went over, I already
3:31:16
went over with the Halloween movie.
3:31:17
Yeah, he did. But, but if you want to.
3:31:19
Describe it a bit. Or your take on what that you
3:31:22
didn't describe enough. I'll give you that, OK.
3:31:26
This happened. This.
3:31:28
Happened. There was a whole.
3:31:30
There was a whole scene in. In Hoistima's Yoga studio, I
3:31:34
still don't remember the actual point of it.
3:31:36
The script was very confusing. No, it makes sense.
3:31:39
Come on, man. So at the time, Justin?
3:31:42
Was like one of his in one of his phases where he was wasn't
3:31:44
drifting but was this was this after he bought the red car and
3:31:49
then. Or before, I don't know,
3:31:50
probably. He probably had the crust of
3:31:51
the. But is this when you got
3:31:54
everyone in a yoga? Studio No, you're.
3:31:57
Right. He didn't have any car,
3:31:58
otherwise he wouldn't have been. Yeah, you're right.
3:32:00
He had the Civic. Yeah.
3:32:01
So he was done with drifting and that was the whole point.
3:32:04
So the video was. Basically, drifting is like
3:32:07
haunting him in some kind of way.
3:32:09
And we filmed like a big section in the yoga studio, which was
3:32:13
absolutely fucking hilarious. Was that the funniest thing I
3:32:16
heard, that you guys got everyone to be in, but it was
3:32:18
definitely up. There I I I heard that it was
3:32:20
you. Guys got a bunch of characters
3:32:22
to be in that yoga studio. Yeah, at that.
3:32:24
Just super weird. Like we had like I had like a
3:32:27
buddy name like A and. Fucking like a John Carpenter
3:32:29
score for it and everything. Like it was like I had the
3:32:32
whole. Intro Like with the pumpkin too.
3:32:34
It was good. It was like spot on, yeah.
3:32:37
And then. Well, we were we were going to
3:32:41
to film some drifting for the drifting part, and we talked
3:32:45
about it before on I'm sitting in the back of Brendan's truck
3:32:48
and we're. Driving We're following.
3:32:50
Frankie to like this, this little run around spot or like
3:32:53
the side road to this drug handle and we're just here and
3:32:59
we're like it was James, we're like.
3:33:02
What the fuck was that? Did James just?
3:33:04
Crash. And we all.
3:33:05
Run out of the car. And James is just in the woods.
3:33:09
He had like completely like cord showing front tires, like dead
3:33:14
cold in the middle of the night. And he's like, Frankie's like,
3:33:16
yeah, just go do a sight lap before you drifted.
3:33:18
He just went for it. Completely cold, bald tires and
3:33:21
just went straight into the woods.
3:33:22
Completely destroyed the whole car.
3:33:25
Yeah, the whole time. Which James is this, Morales.
3:33:29
Morales. Oh, he's had that white
3:33:30
allegedly for a little while. Yeah, not too much.
3:33:35
He got laser licked. Yeah, he got.
3:33:37
Yeah. You just been licked, Yeah.
3:33:39
It was a It was. A bad night.
3:33:42
Then we took Johnny's car, rebuilt the whole fucking car
3:33:46
and tried to do it again. Drift.
3:33:48
There was some up with the math. We fixed the math, I think.
3:33:52
I don't know Johnny's S. 13 after the crash.
3:33:55
Yeah. Are you sure we didn't just fix
3:33:57
was this? When Johnny's car.
3:33:59
No, it was Johnny's car. Was this when Johnny's car
3:34:02
turned into? T ES.
3:34:03
And shit, it was after he crashed like it was.
3:34:06
It was just a shell, but both their cars were.
3:34:08
Identical. So you couldn't really, Yeah,
3:34:09
you couldn't tell. So we were like but.
3:34:11
But we had James Type X bumper on there.
3:34:14
Yeah, we dressed it up like it was like it was the same car.
3:34:17
I put £18. Of white duct tape where Johnny
3:34:20
crashed it, so you couldn't even tell in the camera.
3:34:22
God, Johnny crashed his car, that's why.
3:34:24
That's the whole reason he crashed it in front.
3:34:26
Of me. Nice.
3:34:27
That was the worst thing ever to watch, dude.
3:34:30
And then we tried again and James just got pulled over.
3:34:33
And he was. Like, I'm over it.
3:34:34
And I was like, well, there goes the last person I know that
3:34:36
drifts right now. And it just wasn't it wasn't
3:34:39
working out. The timeline was too last
3:34:42
minute, really tight. It was like middle of October,
3:34:45
but I got yeah, we need it out by October.
3:34:47
Yeah, out by Halloween. I was like, all right, it was a
3:34:49
mess. This is from Owen V2.
3:34:51
Let's wrap this one up. We can.
3:34:52
Oh. Sorry, sorry sorry sorry.
3:34:54
I'm putting cap on this. This has been 4 hours do have
3:34:56
work. Tomorrow S13 with 240 front end
3:34:59
or two. 40 with S 13 front end. I'm assuming that means one more
3:35:05
time S13 with 240 front. End.
3:35:07
So it's still a. So pop up on AA13 maybe.
3:35:11
So let's let's that's like a. 1 via I don't like sill 80 I'm not
3:35:16
in. Super love with it, but I like
3:35:18
seeing them on the road. They look different but I like
3:35:21
the 1 via more than the sill 80 I think.
3:35:24
I think Sylvia fronts. Oh, wait on the Hatch.
3:35:27
On a coupe, I like the 180 front.
3:35:30
Disagree, but it has to have a cokie wing like S14 cokie wing
3:35:34
or GTR wing. I've seen two good 180's.
3:35:39
Not 180's. What do you call it?
3:35:41
So, ladies, I've. Seen two of them.
3:35:42
I've never seen a good one in my life.
3:35:44
I think you're wrong. I'm 100% right.
3:35:46
Ricardo has one of them. I'm not saying any.
3:35:48
Names so we don't need to install.
3:35:49
Anyone. Ricardo has one of them, I don't
3:35:51
think. That the front end flows with
3:35:52
the rest of the car. It doesn't at all, so it doesn't
3:35:54
look good, but. If you have the right body kit.
3:35:57
No, it could. Look, OK, Yeah, like Ricardo.
3:36:00
'S is type X, that's why I. Like it Ricardo's car doesn't
3:36:03
see like the memes, and it's like like the girl with like,
3:36:05
the Super. Tiny flat S or like.
3:36:07
Bobby Hill and he's got like, yeah, that's that's the S of an
3:36:10
S13 hatch with a Sylvia front. Ricardo's car does not look bad.
3:36:14
I like Ricardo's car, but it looks.
3:36:16
Confused. That's what every sill lady
3:36:17
looks like, but A1? VA looks natural to us because
3:36:20
we're from America and but I still think a Sylvia front looks
3:36:23
better on a. Yeah, I immediately did a.
3:36:25
Sylvia front. When I could, I traded the pop
3:36:28
up front for it. Imagine that.
3:36:30
Imagine that. Just trade.
3:36:33
Straight trade. And she was actually no more
3:36:34
trade dude. And on that note, yeah, on that
3:36:37
note, thank you guys so much for tuning.
3:36:39
In Connor, thank you so much for coming from Palestine.
3:36:42
We know that yes, motherfucker, yes.
3:36:45
Jesus Christ, make it. Political.
3:36:47
Real quick. All right, let's get the fuck
3:36:48
out here, all right? Thank you, Connor.
3:36:51
Thank you guys so much for listening.
3:36:53
If you enjoyed this, make sure to leave a review and subscribe
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to the YouTube if you haven't already.
3:36:57
Let's get those numbers up on YouTube.
3:36:59
Bye bye bye. So easy way to end that Carl
3:37:00
someone. 'S gotta say a.
3:37:05
Damn, someone's gonna be like, what
3:37:17
the fuck? Malcolm's a little slow today.
3:37:19
He's a little tired. Yes, Sir.
3:37:21
Yeah. Long.
3:37:21
Time last night Long podcast. Oh yeah, Long podcast.
3:37:25
I didn't realize it was that long while we were doing it.
3:37:27
Whoops, I realized once Carl was like, trying to.
3:37:30
All right, let's. Get out of here.
3:37:31
He's like, OK, next question, I was like, oh, whoa, OK.
3:37:34
Sorry, Carl. But it was fun.
3:37:37
Good time. Good pod.
3:37:41
Yeah, I'm glad we got to hang out with Connor.
3:37:42
That was fun. It sucks that.
3:37:44
Everyone lives so far. Away.
3:37:45
Yeah, All right. Fucking three hours away.
3:37:47
He only lives like. 20 miles away.
3:37:50
Yeah, another 26 miles, but it takes 10 days.
3:37:54
That sucks, so. Yeah, I hope you guys.
3:37:57
Enjoy that if you want to see more media.
3:37:58
People on the. Podcast Just Let.
3:38:00
Us know, Shoot us some recommendations.
3:38:02
Fill the DMS. Come on, Yeah, give us some
3:38:04
profiles. Yeah, we need some
3:38:05
recommendations on media people also.
3:38:09
I hope you guys are enjoying the podcast on Spotify, the video
3:38:12
portion of it. Let us know if you enjoy that.
3:38:15
I got a lot of people asking me for it and then once we did it,
3:38:17
no one sent anything. So, and you're welcome guys, it
3:38:21
was not an easy task to. To deal with Spotify.
3:38:23
And get it switched. Over.
3:38:25
But yeah, let me know if it's if it's worth it.
3:38:30
As far as what we got going on in the shop right now, we're
3:38:33
just trying to keep busy. We're coming up on these winter
3:38:35
months, so if you need maintenance done, if you need
3:38:39
parts, please let us know. It's going to get slow here.
3:38:42
And yeah, we're just preparing. For the slow winter months.
3:38:46
So I'm scared. Anything you want to say?
3:38:51
We'll be fine. OK, That's good.
3:38:54
That's a good. Mentality.
3:38:57
I'm looking at the parts we just added to the website.
3:38:59
Bunch of GK tech stuff, steering rack extenders.
3:39:06
You know, of course, my computer.
3:39:08
Freezes wheel spacers we added. Got a lot of wheel spacers I
3:39:12
believe. Any wheel spacer you need, man.
3:39:13
Yeah, I ordered all the wheel spacers.
3:39:15
GK Tech. So we got wheel spacers in.
3:39:17
Stock. The new gritty.
3:39:20
Dual bead boost clamps, Basically a hose clamp.
3:39:23
That's really cool. It's black, it's got dual beads
3:39:27
on it so it doesn't penetrate the hose.
3:39:31
The worm clamp portion of it does not cut into the hose
3:39:34
either. It's a really good hose clamp,
3:39:37
Very clean looking, very clean definitely.
3:39:40
A good idea for those trying to have a really.
3:39:42
Clean engine Bay, but also a good idea for those that are
3:39:44
just trying to use a clamp that's not going to going to
3:39:47
destroy your intercooler coupler.
3:39:49
So yeah check those out. We got them on the website.
3:39:52
We only. Have.
3:39:52
Three sizes. Right now we're basically adding
3:39:55
them as we get them in the shop. So once I see more are
3:39:59
available, I order them and they come in and we put them on the
3:40:04
website. Another thing I want to bring up
3:40:06
is we have Redline Super Cool coolant.
3:40:09
It's a 5050 mix. It's so it's premixed already.
3:40:12
You can use in any color coolant vehicle, doesn't matter.
3:40:16
And if you saw the recent Moto IQ video that Mike put out,
3:40:21
you'll see that this is one of his favorite coolants as well.
3:40:24
And that that's what got gave me the idea to get this in the shop
3:40:27
because anything Mike says is pretty much gold.
3:40:29
So yeah, that's that's the coolant we're going to be using
3:40:33
from. Now on on, on any performance
3:40:35
vehicle, if the customer is trying to get, you know, their
3:40:38
temps down a little bit, it includes water wetter in it
3:40:40
already. So I'm a fan of that.
3:40:44
I hate when people. People are like, oh, let's, you
3:40:47
know, just put water in it. It's like, OK, but you're
3:40:49
putting tap water in it like it's, it's going to, it's not
3:40:54
diluted. Water or distilled water, like
3:40:56
it's not it's going to, it's going to start rusting shit's
3:40:59
going to rust because of that. So I'm not a fan of putting that
3:41:02
in if it's distilled water. Or something.
3:41:04
I feel a little bit better, but when people just get water from
3:41:06
the tap, I'm like, I don't know, especially after our whole
3:41:10
engine rebuild. You did all this?
3:41:11
Work and now you're putting. Tap water in it, I I just like
3:41:15
using 5050 mix. Put it in once, don't worry
3:41:17
about it especially, you know, I mean it's winter.
3:41:21
If you live over on the East Coast, you know, take that water
3:41:23
out of your fucking car, it's going to freeze.
3:41:26
So that's up on the website. We can ship that out.
3:41:29
And yeah, oh project, new D1 spec rear brake shoes.
3:41:34
We actually have those here. Yeah.
3:41:36
How many? Two.
3:41:38
Two sets. Guys, if you have FRS or BRZ,
3:41:42
that's what you want. Buy now.
3:41:44
Yeah, buy those now, 'cause they're not gonna last.
3:41:46
You didn't even post that on. Instagram yet?
3:41:48
Those are gonna be gone. Yeah, definitely Grab those.
3:41:52
The wait time is insane. So once we're out of these two,
3:41:57
it's gonna be another six months probably.
3:41:59
And yeah, D Max Parts still on the website sold a bunch of
3:42:03
stuff. We're ordering another order I
3:42:06
think this week probably right now actually.
3:42:08
And then, yeah, hopefully we'll get some more stuff over here
3:42:12
and. We restocked on our classic.
3:42:16
Keep them rolling hoodie. So, you know, get that hoodie
3:42:20
for the cold months. We got them.
3:42:22
Yeah, we got hoodies now. So everyone was waiting on that
3:42:24
hoodie. So it's finally here.
3:42:27
We have 100 of them and I expect him to go pretty quick.
3:42:30
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I We do it every year. Every year is our biggest sale,
3:44:12
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3:44:15
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So you guys. Don't want to miss these
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We will probably start mentioning them.
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I want to say Wednesday, maybe Tuesday, something like that.
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As most of you know, we usually only do one sale a year and it's
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Black Friday. Yeah, and it's definitely worth
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The only other thing we've been doing is free shipping over 250.
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So, all right guys, that was a long outro, but we had a lot to
3:44:54
talk about. So I hope you enjoyed the
3:44:55
episode and stay tuned. We got really awesome guests
3:44:59
coming up for the next month and a half to you know, end the year
3:45:03
out. Thanks for listening.
3:45:06
Thanks. Have a good one.
3:45:08
Bye.