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2020 - Ladies of London (s4e4) "Naked Truths" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It's Monarch Monday here
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: with Keisha. Yep Hi dun dundundu. We are low, low energy.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Keisha's got a sore throat. I am in Mississippi. I'm
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  Speaker 1: confused about time zones. As per usual. He's just one
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: hour and I hope everybody got a chance to listen to.
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  Speaker 1: Last Thursday, I had Pop and Bravo with Louis Staples,
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  Speaker 1: and he lives in London and he covers Bravo, so
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: at Bravocon. He had this assignment. Literally he tailed Rachel
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Zoe all day, like went with her on all her stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's just a very interesting guy and does some very
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  Speaker 1: interesting writing, so look him up. Louis Staples spelled Lewis
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  Speaker 1: l o U I s because he's isht and he
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of interesting insight about ladies of London,
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  Speaker 1: Like when he saw the cast, he was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this cast is for real, like because he knew miss A. Okay,
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: he says miss A was a real housewife of Chesser.
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  Speaker 1: I'm making that up, but they had a real housewives
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  Speaker 1: in London and she was one of them.
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  Speaker 2: So I did see somewhere that said that she's been
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  Speaker 2: on other reality TV shows, right, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: And then Mark Francis was on Maiden Chelsea and he
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: really thinks that the way that they have it set
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: up where Mark Francis is sort of the narrator of
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  Speaker 1: you know, this season, he thinks it's he thinks it's great.
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  Speaker 1: He was like Emma the Marchioness of Bath. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: that's no joke, Like that's a real almost royalty, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So he he knew who most Martha. He was like
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  Speaker 1: looking at her, you know, lineage and heritage. He was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is like the real deal. They didn't get just
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of like influencers, you know. I like that though, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like ladies of a certain age, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: so I really love talking to him to kind of
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  Speaker 1: get the British insight, scoop. Now, I got a story
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, Okay. I love a good story, Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in Mississippi because it's John's Fraternity parents weekend. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: great time, party my face off Friday and night like
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  Speaker 1: danced all night long, drank a zillion high noons, and
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  Speaker 1: just went completely crazy. Okay, Okay, got my girl wasted.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we see it. Well okay, yeah, let's just
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  Speaker 1: say that that's the truth. Okay, So had a great
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  Speaker 1: time when went to John's you know, crawfish boiled party.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just have had a great time. So on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: when we're at the bar partying it up, get a
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  Speaker 1: call or a text or something from Anna or day
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  Speaker 1: they were. The reason Dave wasn't with me is because
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  Speaker 1: he is taking Anna to a Caps hockey game. So
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  Speaker 1: she loves hockey, you know, and he's taken her to
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  Speaker 1: a hockey game her and two friends really good seats
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  Speaker 1: for her birthday present, okay, because she had her birthday
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  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. So they're there, they're in DC.
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  Speaker 1: They're walking you know, it's city. So they have you know,
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  Speaker 1: have grates everywhere in the.
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  Speaker 2: Greats g R A T E S Greats like those
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  Speaker 2: metal they're like metal grates that go across the sidewalk
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  Speaker 2: and it's like in New York or d C.
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  Speaker 1: They can open them up and they get like under
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  Speaker 1: the buildings. Oh okay, so they're so you probably walked
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  Speaker 1: across a million and didn't think of them, but no, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so they're brought a walk. That's true, not very far.
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  Speaker 1: Anna was. It was wet because it had been reading.
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  Speaker 1: She slipped on one and was like, oh gosh, I
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  Speaker 1: hurt my knee. Whatever they get into the cap center,
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  Speaker 1: into the arena, she just goes in the bathroom to
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  Speaker 1: see you know what it looks like, Kesha? What when
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  Speaker 1: I tell you she has like forty stitches. She's sixteen
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  Speaker 1: internal stitches and twenty six external stitches. They had her
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  Speaker 1: in an MRI and all sorts of stuff because they
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  Speaker 1: were like, because it was not good, it went down
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  Speaker 1: to the bone. Okay, so who are we sing We're
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  Speaker 1: suing no one. We're grateful for some people. So the
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  Speaker 1: people like the Dave went and found like the ents
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  Speaker 1: at the arena, and they were like, oh no, she
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  Speaker 1: has to go immediately to the hot like this is
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  Speaker 1: really really bad. Oh no. And so she is in
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  Speaker 1: a brace from like her hip to her ankle, so
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  Speaker 1: because she can't bend her leg, her leg has to
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  Speaker 1: stay straight.
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  Speaker 2: Holy shit balls, I know that's soundrible. It's one thing
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  Speaker 2: to have like a boot or a brace on the
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  Speaker 2: bottom half, right.
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  Speaker 1: But your whole leg.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good god, I hope she's milking it. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: been home yet to see her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going home on Tuesday, And of course she's like
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  Speaker 1: calling me from the hospital like I need my mommy
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  Speaker 1: and mean while I'm like, wow, I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Playing my favorite song hilarious and I kept going, I
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  Speaker 1: kept going, Hey, this is the grateful dad. And she's like, okay, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: my child's in the hospital in DC. Is she gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get surgery? No, that's what they were keeping
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  Speaker 1: her there because they're like, you may have to get surgery. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: this is Howard University Hospital. Like, wow, nowhere near our house,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? So she had to
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  Speaker 1: stay there. It would have been like, oh, Dave, it's
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  Speaker 1: going back and forth. So and the dogs, so she
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  Speaker 1: had sent her friends over. It's like, deal with the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: And meanwhile I'm like, how are the dogs at the
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: bar anyway? So we're dealing with that. So now you, Dave,
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  Speaker 1: and now we're going to try to head to the
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  Speaker 1: beach this week to take the dogs and just be
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  Speaker 1: there for a week. There's tot of stuff we need
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  Speaker 1: to do. But now I'm like, can Annah just sit
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  Speaker 1: in the back seat with her legs straight. Dave's like,
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  Speaker 1: when she gets to the beach, then she can't drive.
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  Speaker 1: She can't drive. So he's like, no, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: we have to stay home. That's way. You're getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to go to Paris too, So I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to squeeze it all in. But as
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  Speaker 1: we always see what happens, it's uh at leads to
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  Speaker 1: burnout and h miss some time zones. Yeah, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay anyway, and Keisha may have strap throats. So
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  Speaker 1: between the two of us, I don't know. Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Jameson's lied to me said I sound sexy. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not totally convinced of that. I feel like I sound
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  Speaker 2: like a contestant, a contestant on RuPaul's drag.
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  Speaker 1: Race right now. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like shit, yeah, but here we are, and
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm operating on one hour of sleep.
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  Speaker 1: So when I called you, I'm like, uh, where are
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  Speaker 1: you at? Yeah? Did you think the time zone again? Stupid?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like and then I'm like, super pair
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  Speaker 1: or know what about the time zone?
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  Speaker 2: I think you know that by now I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So just to clarify, so I have to go back,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, uh uh, I'm screenshotting.
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  Speaker 1: This shit and thank it to her totally. So when
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  Speaker 1: you're like, okay, let's push it back.
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  Speaker 2: So I got on my heating pad and I said, James,
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  Speaker 2: I'm drifting off.
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  Speaker 1: I said, she might have lost me.
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  Speaker 2: I said that adrenaline rush I had is slowly slipping away.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how this is gonna go. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be well, let's do it. Let's get it done,
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  Speaker 1: and then you go get your beautiful self back in
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  Speaker 1: the bed. I mean literally, you guys, I in thirty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes took a shower slaps to make up great
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  Speaker 1: set up this little studio area because I mean I
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  Speaker 1: just came back up here four minutes for your recorded
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  Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and then I was like,
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  Speaker 1: where's my computer?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: So I have to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna go immediately back to sleep because
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  Speaker 2: producer James is doing a wrestling fantasy camp today.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. Yes he is. He's gonna be the best. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So he's been training.
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  Speaker 2: He got a trainer, Like we have a guy who
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  Speaker 2: graduated with he's like a boxing coach down here and
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  Speaker 2: he trains people. He's been training for like a month
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  Speaker 2: and a half. He's like, I don't want to go
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  Speaker 2: to this fantasy camp and I'm out of shape and
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  Speaker 2: this is this and that. So I told him'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a I'm gonna be a good supportive mom and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go up there and watch him for a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, take pictures, and then come back here, take a.
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  Speaker 1: Xanax and just that's it. Night night, night night. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But he's so pumped, and so he kept looking at
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  Speaker 2: himself in the mirror and I'm just like, you look good.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna do But I tell you, if he gets hurt,
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  Speaker 2: he's not gonna hit her, end of it.
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  Speaker 1: He's not allowed to be hurt. He's gonna take care
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  Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, exactly. Who's gonna carry my stuff? Like,
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  Speaker 1: oh Keisha, Oh my god. Well, good for him. I
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  Speaker 1: know he loves it so much, so that'll be fun.
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  Speaker 1: And he's doing something for him. Like, I'm proud of him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he did the training.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm not gonna act like he didn't whine
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  Speaker 2: the whole time he's been training.
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  Speaker 1: Well, who wants to exercise? Nobody? Girl? The the moaning
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  Speaker 1: and groaning has been out of control. Well I take
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  Speaker 1: that back. Lots of people do like to exercise. You
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  Speaker 1: and I just aren't. We don't. No no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. We will do everything. But when I was
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: in New York with Ingrid for forty eight hours, she
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  Speaker 1: went to the gym twice. Yes, I love her, but
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  Speaker 1: I hate her at the same time, Like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing, girl? What are you doing? You don't why
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  Speaker 1: do you work out on vacation? Well, we weren't on vacation,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: but something else. She just told me the other day
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  Speaker 1: she was about to start like a new It was
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  Speaker 1: it's literally a painting class, a book writing class, a
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  Speaker 1: you know, learned to be a hairstyleist. It was something
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  Speaker 1: like the New y Gosh, I'm sure yeah, and she's
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  Speaker 1: I'm just You'm going to take lessons to learn Italian
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  Speaker 1: while riding a bike and juggling. I can't remember what
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  Speaker 1: it was, and I go, okay, good. I mean, she
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  Speaker 1: is living her life to the fullest.
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  Speaker 2: Like I don't know what they're gonna put on her tombstone,
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  Speaker 2: Like there's not going to be enough space for everything
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  Speaker 2: that she's accomplished.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: This is Ingrid, This is it Ingrid the Great, what
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna say. Yeah, we talked about you on the cruise,
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: about how obsessed you are with Ingrid and how she's fascinating.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even until I see her in real life,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure she's real.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, for we're going to do that
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  Speaker 1: meet up in October, which more information will be coming guys.
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  Speaker 1: Amy Archer and Anaka are working on it. But I
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: told her Amy, I couldn't really work on it until
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  Speaker 1: after I like get you know, yeah, I got to
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: get through some of this stuff. And it's only March
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  Speaker 1: what we are going to have it. It is going to
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: be I think October tenth. And we were talking about
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  Speaker 1: that and Ingrish like, I think I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: on like a cruise to Norway with my parents. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, no, she's not.
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  Speaker 2: Because when it was her birthday, I wish her happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday and she said, this is going to be the
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  Speaker 2: year that we.
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  Speaker 1: Meet each other, and I thought this meet and greet
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  Speaker 1: was going to be that time. I don't know she
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: got a chance to go to free Case.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, she got to rearrange her whole schedule
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: because she's coming to this meet and greet.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: I'll tell her. I told her. I was like, Keisha
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: will Keisha will die If you're not I will die, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I will.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: I will record it like the dramatic fall rolling down
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• 11:58
  Speaker 2: and just flailing in everything.
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  Speaker 1: of dramatic, let's talk about these people, Ladies of London
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: The New Rain Season four, episode four, Naked truths Now,
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  Speaker 1: I say naked, How do you think? How do they
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: say naked? How do they say naked? Over there? Naked?
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  Speaker 2: Knackt knack it nick knacket, I think Knackergan's tired knackd naked.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're not going to get it, so no naked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People write me all the time and think it's hilarious
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: how I said naked. I'm like, wow, that's wait, wait
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: say it. How do you say it naked? Oh? Okay?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: So I said, now I can't say it how I say.
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  Speaker 2: It because you say it, yeah, naked, that's how you're
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: That's how you're supposed to say it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I say it like a country bumman. So that's funny.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: So we opened with Mark Francis saying Americans tend to
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: be openly emotional, and then we get clips of emotions
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Britt's versus non Brits, and Margo says Brits tend to
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: stuff it all down, and miss Ay says Scandinavians, which
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: is what she is. She's like, we're almost too honest.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And then we get Kimmy saying, you know, I think
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: when people start opening up, it's very disingenuous. You know,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: we see all that. So now we're figuring out not
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: only are we figuring out the titles, we're also figuring
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: out how how the episodes go. It opens up with
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: somebody telling us giving a statement, and then the whole
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: episode is about that. So there we're going to be
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: talking about emotions.
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  Speaker 2: So and I just want to put it out there
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: because I'm glad they reminded us, because I forget that
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Kimmy is American. Yes, yeah, I tend to forget that
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  Speaker 2: she is.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But she grew up, you know, just in America till
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: like twelve, and then she was taken to Haiti. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: and then kind of was in Miami, and so she
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: did kind of and then I then went to London.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I guess when she was, you know, in her twenties. Yes, So, okay,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Lottie and Joshua they are shopping and they say they're
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: actually more conventional in their marriage than people would think,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you know. They said they have very conventional values, sugarcoated
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: in this unconventional looking relationship. Meanwhile, this man has on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: red eyeliner and red island. All of his suits look
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: like Mark Francis's wallpaper in his house. Yes, good call,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: that's what it all looks like.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: But hey, I mean she was at home cooking and
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: that man came home and his wife.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Was in the kitchen. That's pretty traditional, Yes, it's it's
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it is interesting for them to kind of explain how
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: they have sort of a traditional marriage even though they
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: like crazy traditional. I mean, red eyeliner is a choice so, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see just what he looks like without
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: all that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Me too, And Parbie is wondering because I wouldn't put
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: it past them.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Is that a wig he has on?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, It's just I wouldn't put it past them.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It's just stringy, straight hair.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look healthy. No, it just looks like he
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: parted it down the middle. And he doesn't have the
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: kind of hair that can be long because it's too flat.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: He needs to throw a couple of rows of extensions
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: in it. That's a saying, that's what I think.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So they go to a jewelry store. It's like
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: an antique jewelry store. They're saying that they're looking for
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: things to wear for events they have up. So I
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: couldn't like grasp like if they're like, we would like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: to borrow these jewels for this event. But also they're
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: looking for a push present for her. Now, let me
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: ask you, what is your opinion on push presents. I
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: first of all, when I had my kids, that wasn't
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: a term. But it is expected. It is expected that
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the husband gives a wife or a baby mama or whatever.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It is a gift for having a baby. Yes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So when I had Skylar, that's when it really started
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: coming out, this whole push present thing, because I was
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: a pregnant at the same time as a friend, like
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: our babies are a month apart, and she's like, I
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: want this is a push present. The whole time, I'm like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I hope her dad shows up to the delivery light.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, fuck, a push present? Can you be there?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And I kid you not. I had a scheduled induction
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: and he forgot to pick me up. I remember the
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: story terrible.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the baby is the push present, people's that's
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: what I think she's me.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Well, when I had Anna, I got diamond ear rings.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: They were, you know, not not big or anything. And
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: later when later at a later anniversary, he got them
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: like upgraded. And since we just had our twenty fifth anniversary,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm asking for another upgrade, huh, because these kids are
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I've kept these kids alive, right, So don't I mean,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: let's refer back to the beginning of the show. It
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: ain't that easy. No, no, especially when one's clumsy. And
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: then for John, I got this band that just goes
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: like underneath my wedding band. Okay, good for you.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: So and believe me, it was. I was very vocal
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: about things that I would like, and I know you
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: didn't have to tell us that we need.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, So they're looking at she wants a tennis racelet,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: and so they're looking at that, which is also kind
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of a traditional piece of jewelry, a tennis racelet, you know, right,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and they chat about you know, obviously, you and your
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: husband or me and my husband would never go into
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a store, sit down and be like, so tell me
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: what happened to dinner with your friends. I mean, you know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: we would be like we would be talking about that
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: in the car or on the way home. But because
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: they're growing, you know, they're like, so, let's talk about
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: in this jewelry store what happened at the wine tasting,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: And you know they're like, She's like, you know, Kimmy,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: she doesn't really open up, and I think it was
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: all very awkward for her. But you know, I shared about,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: you know, my dad having cancer, and he says, you know, yes,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: when we were first married, that was like a huge
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: part of it. You know, your dad was very sick.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: So what do you think her parents thought when she said, look,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry are they like, are you pumping us?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: So you know, we hear later on that she went
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to art school.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm sure they didn't think she was going
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: to bring home like a jock.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: However, I don't think that they thought she would bring
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: up I mean her mom looked like a double for
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: fucking the mom and leave it to beaver.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, she did a little.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: There was a little bit of shock when but maybe
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: he wasn't quite as flamboyant when they first met. Maybe
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: he's evolved into this person.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's remember they showed the pictures
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: when they first met and he came into the place
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and she thought he looked like Johnny Depp because of
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: all the eyeliner and stuff.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I I don't know what I would think if she well,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: i'd be like, oh, can I borrow some of your jewelry?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Like like oh, you know God, They're like, this is
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the gay son I've always wanted.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure the dad had some things to say
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess now that you're kind of pointing
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: out that she's artistic, and you know, she's always around
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: artistic people, So maybe it wasn't the shock and you know,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I think once you actually kind of like get past
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: the like whoe of it, You're like, all right, all right,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: he's you know, he.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Seems pretty normal. He is trying to wear a woman's watch. Yes,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: but I mean that's just how some men are nowadays.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Men are very metrosexual.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's you know, he's an artist too, and
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, all right. So Micah and Margo are
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: at a place called the Bentley, which of course I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: was like, it's just like a hotel and the spa.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Micah to go to the spam is so dressed up,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: full face of makeup, hair done. I'm like, she's like, well,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: like what He's like, I'm in teacher boat and da
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: da da da, And Margo's like, I biked over here,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like I'm going to get a massage, Like I'm casual.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how you can even be comfortable getting
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: a massage or you've got a face full of makeup on.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Makeup is gonna be all over the person's the messuse's
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: hands and all over the house.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know, but that's Micah. So she
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: brings a book for the baby Della, and Margo's leaning
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: about her husband. She says, her husband, Jacques Jaques is
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Armenian and Lebanese, and then we see like a clip
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: of her face timing the two sons and like, Dad,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: do you want to talk to Margo. He's like, uh,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I know, right, But he's like, I haven't had coffee
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and not get it because I've only had half a
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: cup and I'm trying to like fake it. Yeah, I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I'd eat a little time when I wake up in
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: the morning, any coffee and Alani and an hour or two?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Two. So she says he did not want to
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: get married, but she forced him into it. She's like,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we're going to the little chapel in Vegas and we're
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: getting married because they were pregnant and they've been together,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and she was like, I don't care, and she forced him. Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that he had been kind of traumatized
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: from the first marriage.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I want to know what the story is, don't you. Oh,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I do too. It's Margo. She'll let us know before
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the end of the season. That's true. All she said
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was he had a bad situation with the first wife.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: When I've been in Princely's unclear dot dot need to know.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: She met him at a party six weeks before COVID
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and then, of course, like a lot of people, you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: either break up or get together because you're right coorse together.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And she's telling Micah she really wants this being in
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: London thing to work for Jock and the boys because
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: she loves it there and she can work so much
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: more in London. And she's also cast on a show
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: that's in London, so she wants to stay right to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: show what he does for a living. Well, obviously he's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: doing just fine if her monthly budget is fifty k.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he may not want to leave his good
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: job here in the States.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Right, or maybe he has to go back and forth
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to London anyway, So they'll do a little bit of
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: a back and forth. So but I mean, the baby
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: is pretty young, so that would be yeah, Like she
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: needs to spend time with her dad. So they get massages.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: This just reality TV massage where you're like half sitting
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: up and you don't ever go face down and start
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: drooling and snoring like I do. That's what I do too.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: So they talk about what miss A said at the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: wine tasting and she goes, yeah, I mean that's a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: real life nightmare, you know, your brother being killed. And
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Margo tells Micah about what Kimmy said in the van
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and how I was like, well, it's not a fucking
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: stob story. And Margaret's like, it actually, in fact, is
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a sob story, and she goes, I really feel like
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I should tell Missy because she thinks she's in a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: safe space to share with this friend. And she's not, like,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: she shouldn't be open with Kimmy because Kimmy's gonna mock
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: her behind her back, you know. And again, you're on
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: a reality show, so you gotta remember, you gotta keep.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta keep it going, the momentum going
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: like here's this is the drama ball right here, let
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: me throw it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: So well, when I talked to Louis Saples, he made
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: a great point about Missy being on a real housewive show.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: She knows how to keep it going, right, So she
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: goes to bring up the thing about Dara at the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: dinner table, and she knows, you know, she knows how.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: At the wine tasting, like let's all go around tell
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: something terrible, like she knows to how to move the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: story along. She's moving it. And that was a great point,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: because I hadn't really thought about Missy like that, but
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I guess she is the one that's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: like she is, yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Now that you mentioned it, she is the one that's
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: keeping like the hot topic going yeah, yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: She's like she's been on a show before, so she knows.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: So now we see Missy. She's doing yoga in her
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: kitchen as you do, and she calls her equally gorgeous
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: sister Valentina. Yes she is, and Valentina lives in Dubai
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: with her husband, who is also a footballer, a soccer player,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and she misses her sister and her sister's coming to
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: visit soon, and she tells her sister, you know, I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: went to this wine tasting with these girls and I
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: really opened up about Alex, and I don't do that
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: very often. I don't open up much about it. And
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: she goes, you know, when when you come, do you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: want to go to Alex's grave? I don't go very often,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and she says, yes, they should go. And I wonder
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: if it was just the three of them or if
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: there's any other siblings, right, And we also need to
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: know why your song don't live with you. I absolutely,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I go, what what about that? He goes, well, I
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: mean it's in Denmark with the dad. I go, yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: but why why? Why? And maybe it's just while she's
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: filming this show and then she'll go and live in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Deadmark when she's not filming this show, like you know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: but perhaps they'll ask you know, Okay, oh hope, so
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: so and then she's got.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: The the second baby daddy must live in Listen.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: We need a little.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Bit more details about her children, the dads, and the
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: living the custody situations.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: And Louie did know about Jake Hall the dad, because
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like, am I supposed to know
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: who this is? Is this supposed to be? We don't?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: We don't. And he said he had also been like
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: on a reality show, was kind of known to be
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: like a bad boy. Okay, okay, but again I was like,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: we didn't know. So you should listen to that episode. Okay.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: So do I have to pay for is it for?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: No?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It's free. It's on Thursday.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: It's free, because then I gotta listen to if it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: a subscription, I gotta get James's phone and listen from there, because.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: You know he's he's a paion bunky. It's so silly.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder what name he's under. I wonder if he's
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: under James Owens and I've just never noticed he is. Yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: yess fake name. Okay, So now Kimmy and Micah are
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: talking on the phone. We see Micah kind of calling around.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: But on this phone call we find out Kimmy collects taxidermy. So,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: which is something you would think Martha would do. I
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was impressed. Did you liked it? Huh? Unfortunately I do.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, one of my true in live is to get
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: a taxidermy peacock.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Wings open.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, the wings don't have to be open.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: That's doing way too much.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's okay, okay, gotcha, all right, got ya.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: They are not cheap at all.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sure not. They're quite expensive, thousands of thousands, right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: We don't have to make it a little bit big
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: before I get that. But yes, that is my dream.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, does James know that you would like that for
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: your next push present? Girl? I'm about to tell them.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Look, I birth Sake, Marvel and Literal Liam, all the
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: fur babies.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Where are my three push presents at? Like? Let's turn on. Now,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: don't they bring me joy?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't bring him joy, but they bring me
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: joy every day.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And not support it. That's important because when you know,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: if mom is happy, everybody's happy. Everybody's happy. Okay. So
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Kimmy invites them all to an event, and it's funny
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: because immediately they all right away guests, they're all like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: oh my gods, they're gonna be yeah. Yeah, they all
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: know her, and so okay, I lost my spot. Okay.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: So she talks to Mark Francis and says, the last
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: event got a little sad, darling, so I'm going to
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: try to like lift it up. And Mark Francis is like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so glad I wasn't there. I'm
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: so glad I had to leave. Oh how dreadful talking
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: about feelings. You know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I love that kind of shit, you know what I mean,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Like it gives you the backstory.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I love a big I love a backstory like I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: want to I want to know it all. Maybe the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: time we'll find out why Missy doesn't have her son
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: with her, I know, see.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe, kim So you know, later on when they get
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: into it, Kimmy would have been like, well, that's why
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: you don't have custody of your son.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That would be all right, Emma. Emma goes over to
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Mark Francis's place and it is Mark Francis, like Mary Payne.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: It is a name. Okay. Emma goes over to Mark
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Francis's place and says, his home is perfectly gorgeous and
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: perfectly curated. It is really something. It's really something. Did
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you think when they first opened him like pretending to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: read a book, did you think this was his home? Yeah?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I thought that he was like just filming
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: in like a place like this is where we're going
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to do the art thing. Like, I did not think
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: when they showed it that this was his home.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: So that is the kind of style that I try
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: to base my home after. Okay, So that was orgasmic
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: to me. Okay, like we got to get you over.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: We've got to get you over to London. You would everything. Yeah, yes,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: And that's what I thought about it. I'm like, this
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: looks like VERSI. This is all of Marie Antoinette right here.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Mark Francis, can you please marry me?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: We don't have to have fight for nothing, just marry
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: me and let me live here with you.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: It was really something. And now that's the kind of
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: place where I mean obviously you know, no spouse, no kids, nothing.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: He just wants to just admires everything. He admires everything.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: He has to have a section of that house that's
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: got a comfortable couch with the TV right somewhere.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: You have to have like a space like that. You
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: just it cannot all be like that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: No, you would be just like yeah. So they talk
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: about how they they're like joking, they don't really like reality.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: They like to sort of live in this like beautiful
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: fantasy world. And Emma is telling Mark Francis that she
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: had this health scare that recently has come back, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I didn't know. And she tells us
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: when she was pregnant with her son, it sounds like
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: she's got more than one kid, because they mentioned too. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I think she has too. When she was pregnant with
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: her son, she had debilitating headaches and finally they went
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to the hospital and figured out she had a pituitary
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: gland rain bleed that she still has to get scans
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: for every year. It was like a cyst, and so
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: she went on steroids to strength the cysts. She had
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to have the baby early, like a real, for real,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: serious scary thing, and a recent scan showed that the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: cysts on her pituitary gland had jumped inside so much,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: so I guess they measure it year over year that
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: it's now in a very serious category. And he's like,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. So she cries and he hugs her,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and she was like, it's just really scary, and she
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: goes and the way I'm coping is but just like
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: overscheduling myself, like doing too much so I don't have
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: to like sit and think about it, right, And he says, well,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: we're both people that like to keep things private, and
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that's not always a good thing. And they're like hugging
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and so for them, like you know, joking at the
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: beginning about like, oh, that's so dreadful feeling. Yeah, but
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: they are obviously very close, and he's very concerned about
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: his friend. And because like you have to think, if
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Kimmy was there and if it was just the two
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: of them, maybe she would be like that, but because
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: it was in a group, she's trying to keep up
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: this facade, right, And you know, although I think what
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Kimmy said was very very rude.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Going back, so this event was supposed to be like
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: a girl's day, We're gonna have fun, we're gonna drink wine.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I can see a little bit where she's coming from,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: but I don't agree with the asshole statements that she
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: made about it, like it wasn't a big deal.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Right, And I don't agree with she was making fun
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: of Missy talking about her brother's death and then she
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: did dismiss it like it's just a drug deal gone bad. Well,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's still your brother, you know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, let's say her brother was drunk driving and
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: got into an accident and he died. It's still sad
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: that's her brother. Still, it doesn't matter this situation. And
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Kimmy didn't make herself look any better later.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: On, very defensive. So Margo heads over to Missus's apartment
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: and she says, I'm really nervous, but I've got to
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: tell Missy about you know what Kimmy said. So she
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: sits down and she talks to her, and Missy's just
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: like what she was, Like what, And she goes, I'm
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: gonna yeah, I'm gonna have to say something to her,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: and you know, Missy's like, I you know, you're an
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: honest person. You've been honest with us, We have to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. She was sort of making fun
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: of it, So don't talk about it in front of
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: her anymore, right, because yeah, she's going to make fun
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: of you. So and also probably they're like, you didn't
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: need to bring up the drug dealer part, Like the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: viewers can figure it out by looking it up, you know,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: like you didn't need to like put that out there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: It was a drug deal Who cares? You know?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: That made it gossipy, right, you know what I mean,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what happened, because I don't care that
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: he was whatever crime he was part of or whatever.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I mean. I think a man who lives a life
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: of crime is kind of sexy, but it's still sad.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was fucking Christmas, even in front of
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: his son, like yeah I had two kids, you know, yeah? Yeah?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: So okay, So Margo now calls Emma and says, Margo, Okay.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Margo calls Emma and says, I told Missy what Kimmy said,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and in the talking head Martha goes, I know she's
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: not English but Kenny treats emotions like a brit She
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: drinks them, she doesn't feel them, you know, which that's
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: kind of what they do. That's kind of what they
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: did and what we've seen from what we've seen, and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it's like Margo says Martha Broker. So yeah, everyone arrives
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: at the art thing, which is like it looks like
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: a beautiful patio. You know. I gotta tell you something, Keisha.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I hate the giant headband. Hate hate. They're so in style.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I know you hate headbands, and I remember you telling
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: me that, So I made sure to send you a
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: screenshot of me with my Christmas giant headband that had
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: little Santa clauses, Reindeers, Christmas trees all on it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: That's fun ruining your day. It was a lot. I mean,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: hers was extra thick, huge, It had a lot of girth.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I was just like, that is bigger than our whole
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: little tiny body. It was bigger than her whole head.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And then she had like a little spring pointytail on
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, the ponytail should be thick, not the headband.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Like I hated it. It was it was something I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: hated it. And then she's later she's fighting with this
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: like pink giant thing on her head. That's ridiculous. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that's funny. So everybody arrives at the art thing, and
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Micah asked Martha about the thing with the painter and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, the builder, like oh now he's a builder. Yeah, man,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: on the that you found that you gave your keys too.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, well, this is just dreadful, darling. You're
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: gonna get raped or murdered. She goes, yes, I know,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I know. She goes, Martha already told me the what for.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, Margo has already giving me the
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: what four. I know. I'm okay, it's fine, so please
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: tell me you have gotten your lucks change. Martha goes
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Margo's approach, maybe pay attention, but I liked Kimmy's approach better,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: or I could get a flash of Margot going like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: we can't be friends and you are like yelling at her. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it was very dramatic, all right. So Emma is telling
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: them she just got all her vaccines for the ten
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: k she's running in Nairobi, and I was like, so,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: how many miles is a ten k okay, so a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: five k is three point one, so six point two okay, No,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: it could have been point five miles. I wouldn't do it.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Now I have done f five k. I am finding
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: this very hard to believe. I was the coach of
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Girls on the Run, which is a running problem for
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: girls in elementary school. And it's really not about the running.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It's more about like you have a little class and
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: you have like a little a girl power thing or
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: thing about bullying or like things that are happening in
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: their world. And then like later on you run and
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you don't have to run, you can walk, but the
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: goal is to get to the five k. And I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: did it like four years in a row. Now did
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I run the whole time? Now? Did I walk a lot? Yes?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I was there. There is something new every day, I know.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Can you even believe it? Yeah? I would lead lead
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the little classes and look at you being a mentor,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I know, can you even believe it? And that's sad,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: scary for those four children.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I was surprised you to give them all white claws
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: at the finishing line.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Girls, This is how it's really done. Like what else
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I started doing it with Anna and then she moved
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: on to middle school and I just kept doing it
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: until I find somebody to pass it all your place. Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: this is my last year. My kid's not even in
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: school here, right, Okay. So she's doing this for her
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: wildlife charity. Wildlife charity called TUSK. It stands for something
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, And Kimmy jokes, She's like, I wouldn't
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: even need those vaccines. I've had cholera and malaria already.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Well I wanted to know about that. Yeah, like, girl,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: how did you get those? Like when she lived in Haiti?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: It had to be when she lived in Haiti. Yeah,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: she's like from a mosquito or something like that. Like
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: we'd like to know.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: So Missy says, you know, I have to talk to Kimmy,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: and Margo says, well, you're gonna have to talk to
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: her before she's had too much to drink, and this
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: he goes, I know what, she drinks so fast and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: they're hoping Kimmy will apologize. So basically they're all now
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: setting it up that Kimmy has a severe drinking problem.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: You know, Well it appears that she does, and a
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: lot of childhood trauma a lot.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Kimmy needs a therapist. So Kimmy is talking
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: to Lottie. She's like, oh my god, the wine tasting
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: was so dramatic. And you know, some people are fountains
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and some people are dreams, and most people are dreams. Geez, wow,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: now that heart is black. It's just worse than us. Yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: she goes. You know, I've heard from a little birdie
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: maybe a magpie, that Missy is upset with me. But
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I've got no time for that, Like, I don't care.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: So everyone's arrived at the art thing now and they
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: see dev the model. What did you think about him?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: He seemed like a short king.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, this guy has no neck. He's chinned
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: to chest, literally there's no neck in between.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't he really only supposed to
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: be painting the body? Really these things like you don't
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you know my sister, you know, is an artist and
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: she has many like nude pencil drawings from things that
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: she's sung. And it's like the penis, it's more like
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the leg was you know, the person was sitting or yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's no way I could get around not drawing
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: the penis if it's a naked photo, well.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I know because that's you, so and Mark Francis is like,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: oh my god, like I'm a believer, and less is more,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: less nudity, more coverage. And they're joking with him like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: are you trying to say you've never seen a penis?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Like you just do it with your eyes closed. He's like,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He's getting like the flowers and putting
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: them in front so he doesn't have to look at
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the guys. It's hilarious at that very moment.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's Mark France is a lesbian because he
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: is acting like he's allergic to dick.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: What is going on here? We had it all wrong.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: He is acting like like, oh my god, oh my god.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I couldn't stop laughing if I were in that situation.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Oh god, it's so funny. Anyway, Mark Francis is horrified,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: and Mike's got like nervous laughter, and he paints the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: flowers that he's brought over the flowers and Martha's is
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: very good, and it was, and Lottie is like, I mean,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I went to art school, obviously mine's going to be
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the best. It was great. Hers was perfect, and she
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: takes it seriously and Kimmy only draws the penis and
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: they were like I loved, They were like, yours looks
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: like he needs like a shot of penicilla, and like
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: something is green.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: And that dick looks like it has malaria.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It was pretty bad, cholera, all the things. Yeah, Martha
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: is the winner, and Lottie's like it would be too
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: obvious to pick mine, so of course I didn't. Right,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: They go get food and drinks again. This place is beautiful.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: The food and everything is gorgeous, And this is what
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I love. I love to like look at a party.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I love to look at the appetizers and I'm like,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: oh yes, And the talking head Missy says, I'm not fine.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to her. It's not okay what
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: she said. And the talking head Martha goes, oh gosh,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I just hate conflicts. So I plan to just get
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: really drunk. So these people are not nosy enough for me.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Like my theory is, I don't want to be part
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: of the drama, but I just want to know one
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: hundred and three percent of the drama.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I want to sit and listen to it me too. Yeah, yes,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: so Missy pulls Kimmy aside in that giant headband, and
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Missy goes, Okay, I just wanted to talk to you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: because I heard what you said, and you know, the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: situation with my brother is very sensitive, and Kimmy says,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm not apathetic to what happened, and I'm
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: not immune to sad situations. I've had terrible things happen
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to me, but I don't like sad situations thrown onto
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you when you don't know a person that well. And
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: it's not appropriate at a wine tasting because it's not
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: an AA meeting, and Missy goes, this is my way
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: of getting to know people is to share things. Kimmy says,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: it's not a way to get to know people. It's
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: a way of sucking the energy out of the room.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: And I don't agree.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I don't agree with that, but I don't think it's
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: set the energy out of the room.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Un Let's remember this was Missy's event, Yes it was,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, well, I was just triggered because you know,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: it did start a slew of sad stories. And Missy goes,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: but you said all these bad things about me and
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: my brother. You said like, who cares? He's a drug dealer?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Margot told me, and Kimmy goes, fuck Margo.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Now Kimmy's obviously drunk.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: No, she's she was drunk when they would when she
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: drew that dick. Now she's well past drunk. Okay, because
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: the way that she is just so aggressive.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: You're like, h very aggressive. Yeah, I didn't like that.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: So over at the table which with me and you,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: they're discussing what is happening and like why Kimmy is yelling?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And Martha says, this is how hard Kimmy will fight
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to not address her feelings. She's had a very hard
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: life and she's gonna fight against this no matter what.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: She's not going to address it. She's not going to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: do therapy. This is Kimmy. This is how she is.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: She's gonna she's gonna party her way through it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: That's one day you're going to crash and burn and
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it's all gonna come out.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: If you wonder, it's like this, This is why she
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: got divorced, because she just can't have any serious conversations
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: about anything. And then like, what are you teaching your children? Right? Right?
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: It's kind of scary and I want to like Kimmy.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I do like Kimmy, but I I do not like
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: this version of her at all.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, and I feel like we're gonna have
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: like a real evolution of kid. Yes, so okay. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Lottie says, Okay, I get all that, but she's being
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: very rude, like she's in space and she's in the wrong. Yes,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: and Margaret goes, I don't know, should I go over there?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: By the way, Margo's body, I'm like, girl, her body
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: is incredible.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I had to wonder what the weather was like because
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: you have Margo and Missy who are half naked. Yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: and then everyone else has like on a jacket a
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: coat and yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Huge huge headbands like what's the other? Like so many headbands?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: So Margot says, should I go over there? I guess
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'll go over there. The talking head Margo says, Kimmy
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: surrounds herself with people who don't call her out, think
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: she's fun and hilarious, and when she is around people
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: who call her out, she can't cope with it. And
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that's probably what happened with her ex husband. If I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: had to guess, so, he could have been horrible I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: just guessing. I don't know. Well, we'll find out. I'm sure, yeah,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I mean she did call him fat. That was funny.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Back to Missy and Kimmy at the other table, Missy says,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: so is all we're ever going to do is sit
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: and drink and never talk about things, right, It's not
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: normal to make fun of a situation like this, and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Kimmy is like, I did not make fun of it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: And so Margot has come over and her talking head
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Kimmy says, you know what happens with Margo. She just
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: puts everything in her cauldron and stirs it around for attention.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: She is an actress, but I don't think she was
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: doing it for attention, though I don't really don't.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: So Kimmy tells Missy, you know, you know you started
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: this whole thing at the table for attention, and I
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: don't have to do things for attention, and Margot goes,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Kimmy Murdock, you are crazy. You do everything for attention.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: You're a pint size popeye for attention. She really is like,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: are you like, look at this whole event that we
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: didn't you know? Yeah, And Kimmy says, Margot, shut the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: fuck up, you're a fucking bitch. And I was like, whoa, whoa,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And I mean Marco was like trying to be funny.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: She was like, girl, you do everything for attention, like
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: look at you, look at your giant band. Kimmy's way
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: too drunk. She did not pick up the humor in
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: it at all. And Martha is over at the table
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: She's like, gosh, darling, I feel like I should be
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: wearing a bulletproof thus, but I also feel like that's
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: inappropriate to say in this situation. That was really funny.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Though it was funny but not funny but still funny.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: It's that funny like you sneak off to the rest
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: of my life about it.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: It was funny. But I'm glad miss t oh God
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, because like as she said it, she was like,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: but maybe that's the wrong thing to say. She's like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: all right, she's drunk too. Yes, Margo says to Kimmy,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Missy doesn't have to dream her way through her feelings,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and Kimmy goes, great, that's great. I'm glad I'm sitting
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of people who were so in tune
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: with their feelings. And then Kimmy says to Margo. She goes,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: don't look at Missy, look at me, and Margo goes,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: what I'm looking at is a heartless, being, cold, bitter woman.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, what tell me exactly what I said?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: And Margo goes, oh, because you don't remember, why don't
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you have ten more drinks? She goes, why don't you
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: have ten more drinks? And I'll tell you ten more
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: times she clocked her, and the talking d Margot goes,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: when you're clear and sober, some people look the same
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: and some people look very different. And I have only
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: ever seen one side of Kimmy straight vodka, no ice. Damn.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I mean wow.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: The only time that we've seen her out of these
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: four episodes was she wasn't drunk was when she took
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: her kids to pottery and she looked like she had
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: drunk the whole night and was trying to sober up.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so the talking head Kimmy says, I wasn't
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: upset about Missy talking about the death of her brother.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I was upset she was talking about it at a
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: wine tasting. There are places to talk about these things,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: and it's not at a wine tasting, and I think
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Missy is a pawn in a much bigger chess game.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Margo is trying to make me look like a bad person.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Bad chess move, Margo.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you were an asshole, and you're
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: not gonna put it off on Margo is Missy.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: But but it's interesting that she's like, Margo's trying to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: make chess moves. So that's a bad chess move because
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I'm connected in this world and she's not kind of
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: a thing. You shit, so Missy says to Kimmy. She says,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I think you're just jealous because we're able to talk
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: about these things. And Kimmy's like what and the talking
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: head Missy says, Kimmy took no accountability for what she said.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: She's trying to put it on Margo. I deserve it.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting one. And it's right, she again, And
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you and I say this all the time in these
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: situations on these shows, it is so much easier to
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: just go, you know what, I was a complete asshole.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: You're right, I cannot be more sorry. That was an
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: asshole thing of me to say, I'm very sorry about
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: your brother. I don't handle feelings very well and I
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have said that in the whole movie over.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I tell you what, the thing that just
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: the way Kimmy and her hands and the fingers in
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: the face not good. I don't know if you know
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: this about me, but I have a big thing about
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: pointing at people.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, like it triggers me. Really. Okay, Everybody, when
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you meet Keisha, don't point in her like.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I think it's so disrespectful to point in someone's face.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I think the pointing is directional, like, oh, look at
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: that over there.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Can you get that for me? Yeah?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I told my own brother for pointing in my mom's face.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Everyone here around here knows. Now.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I have worked on this in therapy.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but boy, the holeman and me would have come
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: all the way out if Kimmy had put her finger
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: in my face that many times.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Because Margo's like, stop putting her finger in my face, Kimmy.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I would have fucked up that whole display
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: at that restaurant.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: But you have to also think, because Margo is now sober,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: that Kimmy feels very judged by her because she's like,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: just because you're sober, it doesn't mean I have to be.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, quit judging me when Kimmy knows
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: obviously she taught she's her first way she introduced herself
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: is like a good time girl. I like to drink,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And the first thing we got was like, keep the
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: drinks coming every fifteen minutes, you know, Like, so that's
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: how she that's how she sees herself and thinks it's fun.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: And she doesn't like that. Margot's shining at light on
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it that maybe it's not so fun. You know.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I think everyone already knows it, they just don't say
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: anything about it, right, right, So I'm going to keep
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: her finger out of people's faces.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Kimmy and Missy talk and Kimmy does a Housewives apology.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: If you think I was being insensitive, then I apologize.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I don't like that, and she says we have to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: agree to disagree, and I apologize if that hurt your feelings,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: instead of I hurt your feelings, I am sorry.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Clearly you have hurt her feelings. There's no question mark
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: about it. Like there's no question you.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Have heard this.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: You yawned at her about the story about her dead brother. Yeah,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: you yawned, and they thought of it. Yeah you were,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: but you know what. She probably isn't doesn't even remember.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I think, well, that's probably a lot of the problems,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: all right. So Kimmy is talking to Mark Francis and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh god, now I mean told I'm an
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: alcoholic and you people believe that. And Mark France is like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: oh dear, how terrible. And she goes, and now I'm
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: trying to as a villain. Oh god, I need some champagne, Darland.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You don't need anything else matter.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: You need one of those sliders with that bridge that
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: kind of soak up that alcohol.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Girl. So Lottie tries to talk to Kimmy and says,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Kimmy like you were having a go at her over
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: there about something so deep, like why were you doing that?
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, what she was getting in my face? No,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and Martha goes, oh my god. And then South Carolina
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: got involved and and laughs, and Kimmy goes, yeah, I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: was like, bitch, don't fucking cover my throat. Oh my goodness.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Now Martha is kind of Now, remember Martha and Margo
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: are like very best friends, and Martha Martha's just kind
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: of drunk and like, oh my goodness, how terrible. Yeah,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Mark Francis is outside and this I thought was interesting.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: He leans in the car and is talking to Missy
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and he was like trying to explain. He says, for Keimmy,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it's not making fun of it's making light of something
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: that hits very close to home because she's had a
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: lot of trauma in her life and maybe you'll never
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: see eye to eye and that's okay, which I thought
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: was interesting because he was over there with Keimy going, Darling,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: get another glass of champagne. Feelings how dreadful. But then
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: like when he's with Emma, he's very empathetic. When he's
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: with Missy, he's like, so he's trying to like keep
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: everybody where they're comfortable, you know. Yeah, yeah, okay. So
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: then that's the which is not easy. But a group
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: of women. M m. So we're at the end and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: we see next time on we see Micah looks like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: she's doing like something for like a childrens show with puppets. Puppets, Yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: trying to show a puppet who has no fingers how
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: to hold a form. And Lottie and Joshua have their
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: gender reveal and they're doing it very traditionally, like they
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: cut the cake. The cake. Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just like with the maternity shoot, like
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: very plain.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah. We see Kimmy and Missy trying to
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: have a nice conversation and then Kimmy tells Martha at
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: this dinner table. She says, you should have had my
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: back and Martha, and Martha says, well, I've been friends
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: with Margo for over twenty three years and Kimmy goes, okay,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: well then I'm not your friend. God, now, Kimmy. The
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: level of this woman is something else. It's going to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: be Kimmy versus Margo.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like before the end of the season, it's
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: going to be Kimmy up against each one of them,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: right at some point, except for Mark. He'll be like,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: she's fine, darling, you know, yeah, that's true. Yeah, unless
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: you break something in this house.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: You guys, this show is great.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: It really is, and people are liking it a lot.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: And not to too our own horns.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: But people are liking our recaps. They are lots of
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: messages about it. People are liking our recaps, and lots
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: of people are not covering it episode by episode. A
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: lot of people are just talking about like like I
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: do on Thursdays, I'll talk about Bravo in general, and
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I talk about this show and you know, Beverly Hills
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and whatever's coming up and all that. But people are
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: loving like the Turn by Turn recaps, because these people
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: are fascinating. I love even producer James. He's like, those
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: are your kind of people, like they are he should.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: We got to find a way to get you to Paris,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to get you to Versailles, to get you to go
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: to all the things in Paris, because you know, I've
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: been to Versailles twice. I mean Dave and I went
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, and then we went when we took
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: the kids and we did a guided tour with a
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: woman who was telling us things rather than before when
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: we did it, we just sort of read things on wall.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I don't trust myself in there, like I don't trust it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Is going to be all over the news American tries
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to get in Marie Antoinette's Bed.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, one of my all time favorite movies is
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette. As a matter of fact, I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: watched it again for like one hundred times last night,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Like I love every single thing about it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I love it. I just think I might cry. Earlier
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: in this episode, I said, we have to get you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: to London to ticket to Psidon. I need to go
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to both. You need to go both. You need to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: do a two week trip. Yes, because you you know,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: you have lupus and you get flair ups. So we
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: need to get you over there, get you settled, yes,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: make sure you're not sick. Yes, Then we need to
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: get you and I know we're going to arrange the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: whole thing you're gonna do. You're gonna do.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter in London and Patty in London.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: You have to go outside of London to go to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: the Harry Potter Potter studios. It's like an hour outside London.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine. Yeah, we're gonna get you the good,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Gotta take a two week trip and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: do the whole thing. That's fine. That okay, All right,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: tell James that's your other push present.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's kidneys you're gonna make it. Well,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: that's he can't steal a kidney. He only has one.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he was born with only one kidney. He
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: only found out about that like three years ago. He
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: never knew. That's weird. I know.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I say, your mama don't even care about you have
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: one kidney. She didn't even know you had one kidney.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't find out unless you had to do
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: a scan about something. And that's what he said.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I said, I wouldn't know if my child only had
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: one kidney, I would fill it in my soul.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: But no has one kidney. Tay's daughter, Meggie, has a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: miss One of her kidneys is sort of misshapen, and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: it's like one of the it's misshapen. It's not the
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: right shape and like one of the like vessels that
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: goes through it does the wrong thing. And they only
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: found that. They only found that out when she was
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: in high school and they thought she had pneumonia and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: something else, and they ended up doing a scan of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: her lungs. Yeah, and then at the bottom of the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: scan was like the top of the kidney, and somebody
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: saw it and goes, that looks strange. Let's do another
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: scan but get the rest. And then they found that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: out and she was like, eighteen, isn't that crazy? Like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: it's crazy that people have like their whole.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Life and then like they're looking for something else and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: they find it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Like me, like I had a bad celiac arty or
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: artery that blew who knew we are.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: So it's the fact that we don't have our own
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: reality TV show that baffles me.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: It would call Medical Maladies with Mary Payne Engage.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: But we gotta throw podcasters in there. So there's so
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: many titles that, so many things that would fall underneath
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: the title of our reality TV I know, I know
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: it's crazy, and one of them would be Mary Paine
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to be on.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: TV, so take her out of it. I could be
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: like Charlie Charlie, Charlie and Charlie as angels. We would
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: do a check in every night. Yeah, this is what happened.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I narrate, I would narrate what you do every day.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: That would be there we go. We somebody reach out,
• 1:03:13
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