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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Laala. Hello,
- 0:07Speaker 1: my love is welcome back to untraditionally, Lala. I got
- 0:10Speaker 1: the whole gang and I'm screaming out Gangang, Hello Amber, Howdy,
- 0:15Speaker 1: Hello mother, it was so cute and hello t t hey, hey,
- 0:28Speaker 1: before we get started, how is your little.
- 0:32Speaker 2: San fran trip? Ye? Just forty eight hours is just
- 0:35Speaker 2: not enough. You know, she's a sweet angel. Now.
- 0:42Speaker 3: I enjoy her a lot.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Do you know when you're yeah, when are you going
- 0:47Speaker 4: to see her again?
- 0:48Speaker 2: She gets her schedule today. Oh good, we'll see where
- 0:51Speaker 2: she's flying. And then she off flying.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she has time off in like September.
- 1:00Speaker 2: So she was going to say she could fly to us,
- 1:03Speaker 2: and I said, you come on over, baby.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Oh I know she vultures.
- 1:11Speaker 1: She's gonna be staying at the house. I think you
- 1:13Speaker 1: need to get to know her a little better.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get a hotel.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Do you think, mom, I mean I'm not even bringing
- 1:21Speaker 1: I'm not even bringing to the house.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I'm on the well, that's not true, thank you.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I brought man to the house and I've known him
- 1:28Speaker 1: for about twelve hundred years, but.
- 1:30Speaker 2: You would bring men if I wasn't there.
- 1:33Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I we talked about this.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Actually we talk about sleeping, remember sleep having a man
- 1:39Speaker 4: to sleep next to that. You don't know, it's fucking weird.
- 1:42Speaker 1: It's weird, but not only that, Like my kids go
- 1:44Speaker 1: to bed in that house. Like if if I don't
- 1:47Speaker 1: know you, Wow, Well I don't want you coming in
- 1:51Speaker 1: to where my children and I.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Can respect that lay their.
- 1:53Speaker 5: Heads and I can respect that I can't.
- 1:55Speaker 2: So yeah, well, I mean when she comes into town,
- 1:57Speaker 2: we'll get an airbnb near the beach.
- 1:59Speaker 3: We'll figure it in now, just get.
- 2:00Speaker 1: To know where a little better before we should all
- 2:02Speaker 1: go in and buy like a the like like a
- 2:05Speaker 1: pussy palace. Oh, I like that house on the corner.
- 2:08Speaker 1: If I could get them down on the price. It's
- 2:10Speaker 1: been there forever.
- 2:12Speaker 2: The palace with a view and not walkable to see
- 2:16Speaker 2: who is together?
- 2:19Speaker 1: You want something with a view, you're gonna acting.
- 2:22Speaker 2: I wouldn't say the view of the beach, the four.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Well we all do?
- 2:29Speaker 5: No, yea the beach house, even a beach condo?
- 2:34Speaker 4: What about a tent?
- 2:36Speaker 3: A couple of people that do beach?
- 2:39Speaker 5: What about a.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Beach r v I would do that. I so would
- 2:42Speaker 1: do that.
- 2:42Speaker 4: A nice airstream.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that ship right and Malibu by our house.
- 2:47Speaker 5: I bet we could make it off.
- 2:52Speaker 1: So we go to Beverly Glendella the other day. Did
- 2:55Speaker 1: I tell you about the epic message o f W
- 2:59Speaker 1: I sent?
- 3:00Speaker 3: I thought you were on the couch when you said that.
- 3:03Speaker 1: I was. Did I tell you about it already? Yeah,
- 3:06Speaker 1: Beverly Glen now, yeah, but how I told them like,
- 3:08Speaker 1: don't give ocean eggs because they're bad. And then the
- 3:11Speaker 1: next day Amber, mom, I go to Beverley Glen, Telly,
- 3:16Speaker 1: and I'm like, all three of us order eggs. My
- 3:19Speaker 1: stomach I have been bubble guts ever since.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Me too.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Oh you have the eggshit.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Amber had to shower this morning because of it.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Oh, I've been there when you go and you're like,
- 3:33Speaker 2: I need a good shower after that one, just to
- 3:36Speaker 2: feel clean.
- 3:36Speaker 1: No, my stomach is not right.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Stomach.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what they call that, bubble guts. Bubble
- 3:44Speaker 1: guts disgusting. I'm glad I didn't go well, don't eat
- 3:49Speaker 1: the eggs.
- 3:50Speaker 4: So yeah, you cannot eat eggs right now.
- 3:52Speaker 5: The pancakes were divine.
- 3:55Speaker 1: We each got our own stack of two were.
- 4:00Speaker 5: The whole wheat grain?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the difference.
- 4:05Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Well, one is wheat, the other is great. Right, one
- 4:09Speaker 1: is just a stick of wheat, the other is grain.
- 4:13Speaker 1: I like the grain. And after we finished, By the way,
- 4:20Speaker 1: though everyone knows that I'm trying to be a thicky,
- 4:23Speaker 1: thick bitch, I don't know if I'll ever get there
- 4:25Speaker 1: because I just don't think I have the body makeup
- 4:27Speaker 1: to get there. And I did go in to see
- 4:32Speaker 1: if I could have LiPo in my flanks and have
- 4:35Speaker 1: it put in my ass. The recovery process is a
- 4:38Speaker 1: little brutal. And also I have really bad luck with surgery,
- 4:40Speaker 1: so I don't think I'm going to do it. But
- 4:42Speaker 1: I think if I just continue eating a lot, like
- 4:45Speaker 1: consuming a lot, and then we go to your gym,
- 4:51Speaker 1: that guy fucking worked me. I mean my inner thighs
- 4:54Speaker 1: easton you would have croaked tomorrow.
- 4:59Speaker 4: You call me tomorrow either tomorrow Wednesday, but you tomorrow,
- 5:04Speaker 4: You're really gonna feel it.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Day is what's the worst? What time tomorrow?
- 5:07Speaker 4: You're not going tomorrow? I'm saying tomorrow is day two
- 5:10Speaker 4: of working out. From working out, you're gonna fill it
- 5:12Speaker 4: the worst on the sea.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because you know, Jenna is an amazing trainer.
- 5:21Speaker 1: The problem is is I work out in that tiny
- 5:25Speaker 1: little corner. You're limited on wit and very limited. My
- 5:28Speaker 1: weights only go up so high. There's like only so
- 5:30Speaker 1: much I can do. So now I'm trying to figure
- 5:32Speaker 1: it out with Jenna, Like where can we work out
- 5:35Speaker 1: so that I don't plateau because I want my ass
- 5:38Speaker 1: up here.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Like I've got the bottom like at the back of
- 5:42Speaker 4: your neck.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah, you want your ass on your head.
- 5:45Speaker 1: I want it to basically go like ass.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Ye, you a nice shelf.
- 5:51Speaker 4: It's protein. It's protein, protein. Protein. You have to intake
- 5:54Speaker 4: protein until you're like blue or green in the face.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Okay, was I like eggs? Wait, I can't eat it like.
- 6:04Speaker 2: A lot of people, a lot of big protein like
- 6:08Speaker 2: after meal or is like rice and chicken, Like that's your.
- 6:17Speaker 1: All.
- 6:17Speaker 2: That to everybody who's working out, who's making these meals,
- 6:21Speaker 2: they're just rice and I don't like beans, like a
- 6:24Speaker 2: veggie and some chicken protein.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I could do that, just chicken. Yeah, protein, But you
- 6:32Speaker 1: want the same thing. We've been going back and forth
- 6:35Speaker 1: about the skinny b beals.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 6:38Speaker 1: My mom is anti very. She said no, but I
- 6:41Speaker 1: think once I get into like an actual gym situation,
- 6:45Speaker 1: we're going to be good. Which Hi, happy first day
- 6:49Speaker 1: the gym day.
- 6:50Speaker 2: What you should be eating? And you and myself and
- 6:54Speaker 2: Amber all of us grilled chicken with rice and roasted vegetables,
- 6:59Speaker 2: or you can do sand in with sweet potatoes.
- 7:01Speaker 3: But yeah, that's your.
- 7:02Speaker 2: That's how you gain, so you put on them pounds.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Told you. I wasn't fucking around.
- 7:07Speaker 1: No. I was always told that you had to combine
- 7:09Speaker 1: rice and beans to get the proper protein.
- 7:11Speaker 5: That's what I've heard.
- 7:12Speaker 2: You can live off of beans. So I think that's
- 7:15Speaker 2: like something like you need the chicken just for the protein,
- 7:18Speaker 2: and then the rice is like carb is no, it
- 7:22Speaker 2: is a car but it's not as and I could
- 7:25Speaker 2: be wrong. It doesn't do what normal carbs do. I
- 7:27Speaker 2: think it burns quicker.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Rice you need like you had to eat like chicken
- 7:31Speaker 4: and sweet potatoes.
- 7:32Speaker 5: That's it.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Okay, So it does, but you're saying pairing it with
- 7:36Speaker 1: a meat, you don't need a bean. You're rice.
- 7:40Speaker 5: If you're vegetarian, bean beans. That's there.
- 7:45Speaker 4: We go after like sixty minutes after you work out
- 7:50Speaker 4: and train as hard as we did.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Well, that's good because we did, and.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Cheese and rice and beans and by the way, like
- 7:58Speaker 4: two cups of sausick.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Eggs may not just be the only reason of the bubble, guys.
- 8:03Speaker 1: No, because it started after breakfast.
- 8:05Speaker 4: It started.
- 8:05Speaker 1: My stomach was never the same after breakfast.
- 8:08Speaker 4: We just didn't care. We were craving inchilatas so bad.
- 8:10Speaker 4: We were like, we don't even get We're going to
- 8:11Speaker 4: take it to the next level. And then we left
- 8:13Speaker 4: there and then we were like, you know what, let's
- 8:15Speaker 4: do ice cream again for the second day, so creamy.
- 8:18Speaker 5: Which I have a bone to pick with both of you.
- 8:21Speaker 5: I like ice cream up there it is.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I know, but sometimes I'm just gonna go out anything
- 8:26Speaker 1: except for me just bring it home would have melted.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, we went for like, thinking of somebody doesn't
- 8:35Speaker 2: do that?
- 8:36Speaker 1: Are you kidding me again that.
- 8:41Speaker 2: You saying bring it home? I said that would be
- 8:43Speaker 2: Lauren thinking of somebody.
- 8:45Speaker 3: She doesn't do.
- 8:48Speaker 1: You actually believe the word that just came out of your.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Mouth, But the up of it is pretty great.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Got she stood her feathers way and she flew out
- 8:59Speaker 4: of that chair.
- 8:59Speaker 1: It was like the words that is fighting words because
- 9:02Speaker 1: it's simply untrue. Yes, that night that I got ice
- 9:07Speaker 1: cream with my friend, which we paired it with sushi, weird.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Weird, weird, But that also could be the reason why I.
- 9:14Speaker 2: I think, you guys, I think the egg it was.
- 9:20Speaker 1: But I thought about myself and I deserved that. Okay.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I did walk into the ice cream shop and think
- 9:26Speaker 1: what would my mom like? Okay, I thought about just
- 9:30Speaker 1: what I wanted in that moment.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Your priorities.
- 9:34Speaker 5: You know I'm teasing you.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I know you're teasing. Now what now? Just clarified, But
- 9:41Speaker 1: I think Easton was being serious. But by the ways
- 9:46Speaker 1: she was so fun our little date night, the way
- 9:50Speaker 1: we cackled, like we were cackling. Yeah, I felt bad
- 9:53Speaker 1: for the tables around us because I can, I can cackle,
- 9:56Speaker 1: and those ladies that.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Had like a stick up their rest, they were just
- 10:00Speaker 4: we had ship to talk about, and they were talking
- 10:02Speaker 4: about their New York Times article.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Oh you knew what they were talking about. I was
- 10:07Speaker 1: too consumed with all the text messages I had fired off.
- 10:10Speaker 4: We were just trying to figure out how to find
- 10:13Speaker 4: more distractions, and I was like, let's play a game.
- 10:17Speaker 2: She was like, what do you need? Distractions five.
- 10:21Speaker 1: That guy, that guy, which it's fine, fine now, and
- 10:28Speaker 1: she goes, you ended it with your rude I was like,
- 10:30Speaker 1: you want to know what I wanted to tell him.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I wanted to tell him to have fun with his
- 10:35Speaker 1: circle jerk.
- 10:36Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she did this really funny thing that
- 10:38Speaker 4: I wish I could show, but it was basically she
- 10:40Speaker 4: was jerking two penises on either side.
- 10:43Speaker 2: While fucking clown.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Enjoy your bros. Yeah. She Then she goes, I'm glad
- 10:54Speaker 1: you just put your route. I was like, yeah, see,
- 10:56Speaker 1: it was much better.
- 10:59Speaker 4: Showed the emotional.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Emotional gross I passed that test. You had given me
- 11:04Speaker 1: a many tests with this man you're doing, failed all
- 11:08Speaker 1: but one.
- 11:10Speaker 3: You failed.
- 11:12Speaker 2: No, it's done.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Okay, No, if only you could read the messages, it's
- 11:20Speaker 1: really bad. And then the other day's great moment.
- 11:23Speaker 4: We had a great moment in the bathroom and we
- 11:25Speaker 4: had a major breakthrough, and I truly believe it's really done.
- 11:30Speaker 1: This time. I feel a different energy. There's no is
- 11:33Speaker 1: it the laughing where it's like.
- 11:35Speaker 4: No, no, no, It's like there's like a very serious
- 11:38Speaker 4: conviction under that laugher, like you're not fucking anymore.
- 11:42Speaker 1: No, I'm not fucking around anymore. It took a long time,
- 11:45Speaker 1: but I didn't read about my sons.
- 11:47Speaker 5: I'm dealing with this with my hip surgery.
- 11:50Speaker 1: It's been seven months, all right. Three of them were good.
- 11:53Speaker 1: She's not an addict, that's the conversation. You're an alcoholic, La, La,
- 11:59Speaker 1: You're an adam. She kept repeating it. I was like,
- 12:01Speaker 1: I understand, I'm aware, but he was.
- 12:04Speaker 4: You have control issues. It was about having control issues,
- 12:08Speaker 4: not about being an addict. You have control issues. You
- 12:11Speaker 4: want to get in the last fucking word. Yeah, you
- 12:14Speaker 4: want to come over the top and be like I
- 12:16Speaker 4: killed him, not he killed you.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Right, he definitely killed me.
- 12:21Speaker 4: No, Well, you just had the last word. It was
- 12:23Speaker 4: actually very gentle.
- 12:25Speaker 3: But who's your head?
- 12:27Speaker 4: He is, But.
- 12:30Speaker 5: I did not give him any more energy or time.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Mom. It's easier said than done because you're a psychopath.
- 12:36Speaker 1: And you've had one real relationship with my dad and
- 12:39Speaker 1: it lasted until he died. No one has ever done
- 12:42Speaker 1: you dirty, No one has ever broken your heart. You
- 12:45Speaker 1: have been able to be a baby bird your whole life.
- 12:48Speaker 1: And yes, you lost your husband, that's a really big
- 12:50Speaker 1: fucking deal. And you are seen, but you heard, you're
- 12:55Speaker 1: but you don't know. You haven't been out in these
- 12:58Speaker 1: streets single mom in twenty twenty six.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Getting cheated on it's fucking ghosted, Lisa.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Okay, so I understand you as a mom being like
- 13:09Speaker 1: fuck him. He doesn't deserve your time. It's like right,
- 13:13Speaker 1: but like my heart is struggling to grasp not not
- 13:18Speaker 1: not now, like my mom.
- 13:20Speaker 4: My mom and dad had the same reaction when Livingstone
- 13:23Speaker 4: cheated on me, the same reaction that Lisa had, like
- 13:26Speaker 4: you're fine, it over it, like fuck him. It's like wait,
- 13:29Speaker 4: but there's feelings that are attached to the fuck you.
- 13:32Speaker 4: So I had to process them in order to like
- 13:34Speaker 4: get on the other side, get on the other And
- 13:37Speaker 4: Dad we were the same way.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a no, we're good now. But I looked
- 13:42Speaker 1: at my sign because I was like, how does a
- 13:46Speaker 1: virgo like disconnect, Like what are the stages? And it
- 13:51Speaker 1: did say that Virgo has a very hard time letting
- 13:56Speaker 1: go because they're yes, we're emotional, but for the most part,
- 14:02Speaker 1: it's logic of like, but how could this happen if
- 14:06Speaker 1: this was being said that doesn't make sense, and we
- 14:09Speaker 1: try to piece everything together, and it said it can
- 14:11Speaker 1: take months two years for Virgo to unravel something and
- 14:17Speaker 1: pull away, And it makes total sense.
- 14:23Speaker 5: That's why you got to get another distraction.
- 14:25Speaker 4: That's what we're trying to do.
- 14:27Speaker 1: And I had Hella distractions and then I got bored
- 14:29Speaker 1: with all of them. So now she found me new ones.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Amber's great at finding a distraction. Anyway, we had a
- 14:35Speaker 1: really big breakthrough in the bathroom. A lot of great shit,
- 14:39Speaker 1: a lot a lot real shit, profound shit. I have
- 14:47Speaker 1: to say this. My best friend who had been trying
- 14:49Speaker 1: to get pregnant for eight years had her baby. Yeah,
- 14:53Speaker 1: and he is so stink and cute.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Oh my god.
- 14:57Speaker 1: He is just this tiny six pounds oh and a
- 15:03Speaker 1: half an ounce nineteen inches long. The hospital that she's
- 15:07Speaker 1: at they have little beige beanies and not the blue
- 15:12Speaker 1: and pink. Really, he was looking very chic in his
- 15:15Speaker 1: first moments.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Of wife just matching his on the base.
- 15:18Speaker 5: He's so cute.
- 15:19Speaker 3: And they are.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Your grandma this morning and she's just over the moon.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Nana. She goes by Nana, is she? I know I've
- 15:28Speaker 1: been harassing them all morning. I'm like, hello, I know,
- 15:31Speaker 1: I'm going to just got a picture. He's so cute.
- 15:35Speaker 2: I had to call Bart I have to call them men,
- 15:37Speaker 2: you know, get gotten in these situations.
- 15:41Speaker 4: You know, yeah, you did your job, you buyam thank you?
- 15:44Speaker 1: Yeah, moving on, I know. And my friend just found
- 15:46Speaker 1: like the best guy. He's the best guy.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Where did she find him?
- 15:52Speaker 1: Utah?
- 15:53Speaker 3: Is he from Utah?
- 15:55Speaker 5: Yeah, he's from a small town in Utah.
- 15:58Speaker 1: But you know what, he's just a fucking good guy.
- 16:00Speaker 3: Yeah, good old d.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Like loves his wife more than anything, was bound and
- 16:05Speaker 1: determined to give her a baby because that's all she's
- 16:08Speaker 1: ever wanted. And here we are. He made his way.
- 16:11Speaker 1: And do you remember mom? At the top of the year,
- 16:13Speaker 1: we had said to her, it said to canvas because
- 16:17Speaker 1: they went through the process of IVF. They hadn't done
- 16:20Speaker 1: IVF before, they had tried everything else. And we kept
- 16:23Speaker 1: telling her because she was nervous. She had had a
- 16:26Speaker 1: hell of a time, and we were like, it's your year,
- 16:29Speaker 1: like it's happening. I want you to let go of
- 16:31Speaker 1: all the fear because like it's just your time. Accept that.
- 16:35Speaker 1: And then we got the call on the way to
- 16:38Speaker 1: the Ravens game. Do you remember yes? And she was like,
- 16:44Speaker 1: we're pregnant and now here he is.
- 16:47Speaker 2: How exciting it really is?
- 16:50Speaker 5: Right, east and I are going back to see the
- 16:53Speaker 5: little Bambi I just.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Tested this morning. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Utah to
- 16:59Speaker 1: see my friend's baby.
- 17:00Speaker 2: There's not a lot that I was just going to say.
- 17:03Speaker 2: So the only thing that I'll get you there is like.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Having a baby.
- 17:06Speaker 2: A baby, Yeah, having a baby.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go the most magical thing on the planet.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Right, when are we going?
- 17:14Speaker 5: After Ohio?
- 17:26Speaker 1: Guys? Easton is going to be a year sober this week.
- 17:32Speaker 2: I'm pretty proud of it.
- 17:34Speaker 6: I'm pretty proud of it. It's been great. I really
- 17:39Speaker 6: I am excited. I'm so just beyond yep. We're both
- 17:45Speaker 6: the twenty second.
- 17:45Speaker 2: You're October yep, I'm August yep. Yeah excited, and then
- 17:52Speaker 2: hopefully for my sobriety birthday, I will bring home a
- 17:57Speaker 2: World Series trophy with my team. No, I'm very I'm
- 18:05Speaker 2: very happy. I feel like it's been you guys know,
- 18:09Speaker 2: it's weird the first year. It's kind of like staying sober,
- 18:12Speaker 2: trying to like when those little thoughts come in, how
- 18:15Speaker 2: do I redirect those things? And now it's like I
- 18:17Speaker 2: feel like I've gotten like a good hold on like redirecting.
- 18:21Speaker 3: So it's like, what's my next step. So it's I
- 18:23Speaker 3: don't know.
- 18:24Speaker 2: I'm building this little sober life and it's it's beautiful,
- 18:27Speaker 2: but it's a little tougher than I thought.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Well you look at all your like that a girl.
- 18:33Speaker 2: No, there's so many things that yeah, sober, starting a
- 18:37Speaker 2: little clothing line that is coming out and not telling
- 18:41Speaker 2: anybody about it though.
- 18:44Speaker 1: I don't know's I got a little clothing line coming out,
- 18:47Speaker 1: I'm not telling anybody about it. That way, all the
- 18:50Speaker 1: sales in the world, thank you.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's good. I'm excited and I just
- 18:54Speaker 2: want to see I just want to hang out with
- 18:56Speaker 2: you guys.
- 18:57Speaker 3: For my sober birthday. Really well yeah, I don't really.
- 19:00Speaker 1: You know, I attempted to plan something for you, but
- 19:03Speaker 1: one of your dearest friends is going to be out
- 19:05Speaker 1: of town and then I don't know if Taylor and
- 19:09Speaker 1: Jake would be able to come out here.
- 19:11Speaker 2: It just here's the thing.
- 19:13Speaker 1: It's like, I couldn't pull it off. But I do
- 19:15Speaker 1: want to celebrate because this is a really big let's celebrate.
- 19:18Speaker 2: I whatever we do is going to be great. I
- 19:20Speaker 2: just want to hang out and be with the family.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Let's let's take you to like a little rooftop.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Well, I kind of want the kiddos to come.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Away.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Remember when Ocean rooftops with me when you guys were
- 19:36Speaker 2: out of town and I took her and.
- 19:40Speaker 1: He still packed my kids up with his friends, did
- 19:43Speaker 1: the same thing.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you guys went somewhere and I just took
- 19:46Speaker 3: her with me. Wow what a day.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Yeah, what a wild world, soberiety.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Look what I got to do.
- 19:54Speaker 5: Kids, I did when it went in and one at
- 19:57Speaker 5: the other.
- 19:58Speaker 3: I had both of them just next to me, friends
- 20:00Speaker 3: in front of me.
- 20:01Speaker 1: A want of help is you're the best human.
- 20:04Speaker 2: This is what sobriety has done for me though, And
- 20:06Speaker 2: this is the things that I look back on in
- 20:07Speaker 2: that like just being like at any point in time,
- 20:11Speaker 2: you can call me and I'm available, Like that's the
- 20:13Speaker 2: one thing that I never was and now I am.
- 20:16Speaker 1: When you can communicate. And I don't know if have.
- 20:20Speaker 2: You guys seen a big difference, the biggest I feel.
- 20:23Speaker 3: Like I'm working hard I've been doing and you look.
- 20:26Speaker 1: Great, Like your color relax, your eyes are clear, you're
- 20:29Speaker 1: not puffy.
- 20:30Speaker 2: I know people will tell.
- 20:31Speaker 3: Me that they're like, yeah, yeah, you're getting a jaw line.
- 20:33Speaker 2: I'm like, I fuck you.
- 20:35Speaker 3: That's all we want. That's all I want in this world.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Is oh is that funny? Funny with your perfect jaw Line'll.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Be talking to me while driving and I don't even
- 20:50Speaker 1: notice what she hear what she's saying because I'm like how.
- 20:55Speaker 2: She was talking this morning? She said something to me
- 20:59Speaker 2: and I didn't even listen to her.
- 21:00Speaker 4: I was like, God, that jah stomp.
- 21:07Speaker 1: We do listen to you, we do. We just sometimes
- 21:09Speaker 1: when we go, wait, what did you say? Just go?
- 21:12Speaker 2: Just know we were just taken by the beauty that
- 21:14Speaker 2: we're looking at.
- 21:15Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, all right about this because
- 21:18Speaker 1: it's fucking weird. Brooks and Nader went topless on a
- 21:21Speaker 1: boat with her dad.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Didn't they start a reality show?
- 21:28Speaker 5: But what's her claim to fame?
- 21:30Speaker 2: She's the model and ills.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Is that she's hot.
- 21:34Speaker 2: She got the cover of Sports Illustrated, and I'm pretty
- 21:36Speaker 2: sure that's what kind of catapulted her into where.
- 21:39Speaker 1: She is hot, dunning like she got the cover of
- 21:44Speaker 1: her dad is just a dad. You don't go topless
- 21:47Speaker 1: in front of your.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Her dad is mister Nader.
- 21:52Speaker 1: But she's got a little Cindy Crawford vibe totally well
- 21:57Speaker 1: has a mole.
- 21:59Speaker 2: She's hot. It's weird.
- 22:03Speaker 1: It's weird, that's her dad.
- 22:07Speaker 3: I'd be going, can you put your tits away?
- 22:09Speaker 1: You know, people would talk about a.
- 22:13Speaker 5: Cool question question was he a football player?
- 22:18Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Let me let me ask this and the other what's yeah?
- 22:23Speaker 2: And other cultures. Because there's nude beaches, do people do
- 22:28Speaker 2: families go to these nude beaches together? Like?
- 22:32Speaker 3: Is that is? Maybe it's not. I don't know anymore.
- 22:35Speaker 1: I love a good topless moment, though, just not around
- 22:38Speaker 1: my family members, Okay, like you and my mom, right,
- 22:42Speaker 1: because it's very different.
- 22:44Speaker 5: Around your mom.
- 22:46Speaker 2: I don't know if we've talked about this with you, Ember,
- 22:48Speaker 2: but I get out of the shower and tow goes
- 22:51Speaker 2: on in the shower, I get out with a towel,
- 22:55Speaker 2: I dry off, I get my skivvies out, Skivvy's half
- 22:59Speaker 2: on towel, drop Panton even alone.
- 23:02Speaker 4: Because I've done a few nude scenes and.
- 23:06Speaker 3: We're like, could you tell us the movies.
- 23:10Speaker 1: The Master?
- 23:12Speaker 4: But I had like a full bush for that because
- 23:14Speaker 4: I was in the fifties. Well that's another story. I
- 23:17Speaker 4: at first I had a real bush, and then I shaved,
- 23:19Speaker 4: and then p t A was like, we need alright,
- 23:25Speaker 4: I said, oh, we need to go back and reshoot
- 23:27Speaker 4: some stuff. And I had already shaved, so they had
- 23:29Speaker 4: to go get you grew it out for the part.
- 23:32Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, wow.
- 23:34Speaker 4: I think I'm just I think I'm just comfortable.
- 23:37Speaker 3: But I like the way.
- 23:42Speaker 4: I like to do what you have with your hair.
- 23:46Speaker 3: That's bush. I would marry her.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so disgusting. I s some people.
- 24:00Speaker 4: Are really comfortable being naked, and I'm one of those people.
- 24:02Speaker 4: So I so when I say, like, I kind of
- 24:04Speaker 4: get it, kind of get it.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I'm comfortable naked too.
- 24:08Speaker 5: But my dad comfortable with your dad not?
- 24:12Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm so comfortable naked, Eve.
- 24:14Speaker 2: My dad can look no, but my.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Mom just sees me naked twenty four seven.
- 24:22Speaker 4: And strangers I don't know, but.
- 24:24Speaker 1: No strangers can see me naked all day long. Okay, okay,
- 24:27Speaker 1: we total strangers. Your dad can see me naked? Oh,
- 24:30Speaker 1: my dad not so much. Teddy Mellencamp gets shipped for
- 24:47Speaker 1: being a cougar. Why that's rude. Oh I love my mom.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Why I know, I agree.
- 24:53Speaker 2: I wasn't the man.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Young guys, you know what, It just goes back to,
- 24:59Speaker 1: is anyone ever shitting on the man who has the
- 25:01Speaker 1: twenty seven year old girlfriend and he's about dead because
- 25:04Speaker 1: he's so fucking old.
- 25:07Speaker 2: You just know.
- 25:08Speaker 1: But guess who gets shit on? Well girl, because she's
- 25:11Speaker 1: a gold digger, right, She's going for his money and
- 25:15Speaker 1: he's going for her. Looks seems like a fair transaction
- 25:18Speaker 1: to me. I'm sorry, if I have to look at you,
- 25:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to pay me for that, and
- 25:24Speaker 1: you get to look at me.
- 25:25Speaker 5: But I think Teddy's got the whole package. She's got
- 25:28Speaker 5: the money and the No.
- 25:29Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no matter what, the woman always catches
- 25:32Speaker 1: the heat right every time. So why is it that
- 25:36Speaker 1: Teddy who is obviously a huge catch and one of
- 25:40Speaker 1: the funniest bitches I've ever met. I was at David Buster's.
- 25:44Speaker 1: I've already told this on the podcast, but the way
- 25:47Speaker 1: she I was crunched over like this, I could not
- 25:50Speaker 1: breathe because she's so funny and her dude is like fire.
- 25:54Speaker 5: He is fine.
- 25:54Speaker 1: I've never met her. I would love to meet her.
- 25:56Speaker 1: You have to meet her, you will die. She is
- 25:58Speaker 1: so funny and so cool. You would love Teddy and Tamra. Well,
- 26:02Speaker 1: I know Tamar. Oh that's right, dud. You met her.
- 26:06Speaker 1: And Teddy's guy is thirty one, and I'm all for it.
- 26:11Speaker 1: And you know, I was telling Amber the other day
- 26:13Speaker 1: that that twenty six year old, the football guy. Yeah,
- 26:17Speaker 1: how he went about everything life like the age is
- 26:23Speaker 1: like so not. I think that the younger dudes are
- 26:26Speaker 1: where it's at.
- 26:27Speaker 3: Here's how you can see.
- 26:29Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, which one the one that.
- 26:32Speaker 1: The one that I facetimed, the one that came out
- 26:37Speaker 1: and we went out on the date he came out to. Yeah.
- 26:40Speaker 5: Then I say, how's a girl?
- 26:43Speaker 1: Yes, and he said, I've been meaning to call you.
- 26:45Speaker 1: I met someone.
- 26:46Speaker 5: I love him.
- 26:47Speaker 1: I love him too. He's like a solid dude and
- 26:50Speaker 1: he's twenty six.
- 26:52Speaker 2: It's not about the man's age. I don't think it's
- 26:54Speaker 2: their upbringing.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the mom.
- 26:56Speaker 3: It's the mom. I just there's there's yeah every woman.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, I think it's just like depending on
- 27:03Speaker 2: like the man, like depending on what the kid has
- 27:06Speaker 2: to go through, like if he has multiple Like.
- 27:08Speaker 1: You're saying that you think the mom is responsible for
- 27:12Speaker 1: if a man is good or bad? Yes, I do, Okay,
- 27:14Speaker 1: I can get down with that.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I can as well. I think like depending on
- 27:18Speaker 2: their upbringing. Yes, the mother is a big one, but like,
- 27:21Speaker 2: are they do they have siblings? How many are they
- 27:23Speaker 2: the oldest? Because if they're the old.
- 27:25Speaker 1: By the way, we'll never date a man who doesn't
- 27:26Speaker 1: have sisters.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:27Speaker 3: See, like there's little thing.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Sisters and what's that relationship? Like you guys thick. I'm
- 27:32Speaker 1: gonna need you guys to.
- 27:33Speaker 2: Be thick because a sixteen year old kid who you know,
- 27:36Speaker 2: may not have a dad, whose mom is working full time,
- 27:39Speaker 2: who has siblings, who is now taking over the at
- 27:42Speaker 2: home thing at sixteen, that that kid is a twenty
- 27:46Speaker 2: one year old. So now when he's twenty one, he's
- 27:48Speaker 2: like thirty. So like, in my opinion, for men, it's
- 27:51Speaker 2: not always about the age. It's what they had to
- 27:53Speaker 2: go through when they were teens and things like that
- 27:57Speaker 2: to make them who they are.
- 27:58Speaker 1: But Teddy seemed so happy with him, and he was
- 28:01Speaker 1: so cute and fun and.
- 28:03Speaker 3: I know his family.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, random connection.
- 28:09Speaker 2: The most random connection in the world. But yeah, she
- 28:11Speaker 2: just hit me up and it's her cousin. But an
- 28:14Speaker 2: amazing family. So there's where back to it.
- 28:17Speaker 1: There is absolutely zero reason why anyone should be giving
- 28:19Speaker 1: her shit. She has gone through helen back quite literally
- 28:24Speaker 1: fought for her life. And if she wants to be
- 28:26Speaker 1: with a dude who makes her laugh, lays good pipe,
- 28:30Speaker 1: and just happens to be thirty one, Wait, she's cancer free. Yes,
- 28:34Speaker 1: she could go out and be with whoever the fuck
- 28:36Speaker 1: she wants.
- 28:36Speaker 5: Amen whoever.
- 28:38Speaker 1: I think it's great. And I think anyone who's giving
- 28:40Speaker 1: her shit, they're probably women. And you're mad that someone's jealousy,
- 28:47Speaker 1: get a hobby. The next thing that mostly women are
- 28:51Speaker 1: talking shit on is people using their pregnant bellies is
- 28:57Speaker 1: like an accessory. So Anne Hathaway is being shot all
- 29:01Speaker 1: over because she rocked her belly out during a red carpet.
- 29:07Speaker 4: That pisses me off.
- 29:08Speaker 1: It pisses me off. It's like, dude, shut up.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Yeah, like pregnant belly.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Just people people in the comments that jealous I don't
- 29:17Speaker 1: know if it's jealousy, I don't know what the fuck
- 29:20Speaker 1: it is. But women have really got to get it
- 29:22Speaker 1: together because everyone wants to scream women don't support women.
- 29:24Speaker 1: We all need to look in the fucking mirror then, yeah, right,
- 29:26Speaker 1: because this is no one else's problem but our fucking own.
- 29:29Speaker 5: All right.
- 29:29Speaker 1: We can't please blame anywhere else because this is an
- 29:32Speaker 1: internal But I.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Thought, who would protect women from women without men?
- 29:37Speaker 1: Well, you know what, you make an excellent point. We
- 29:41Speaker 1: would verbally rip each other to shreds. Okay not okay,
- 29:46Speaker 1: And by the way, I have fallen victim to it.
- 29:48Speaker 1: I sometimes I'm not so kind. It's all good whatever,
- 29:51Speaker 1: We do what we can. But the pregnant belly, I mean,
- 29:53Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway is not doing anything to anybody by walking
- 29:55Speaker 1: around with.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Her bump out.
- 29:57Speaker 4: She has a child. Like being able to develop a
- 30:01Speaker 4: child in your in another human body, like that is
- 30:04Speaker 4: a gift.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Show it off. I agree, I show.
- 30:07Speaker 5: I love that you guys can show your bellies because
- 30:10Speaker 5: back in the day we were tense.
- 30:12Speaker 2: To like hide it.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Yeah, it just made you look bigger.
- 30:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a gift to be able to carry a baby.
- 30:18Speaker 1: And I like, there was one caller. It was The Office,
- 30:24Speaker 1: which is a very successful podcast, and a caller was like,
- 30:28Speaker 1: I I understand, like, you know, you want to show
- 30:33Speaker 1: off your bump, but like I don't understand why put
- 30:37Speaker 1: it away or something something along those lines. Get a
- 30:40Speaker 1: brain cell, bitch, please, Like I think There's there's nothing
- 30:45Speaker 1: hotter than a fucking woman carrying a baby.
- 30:49Speaker 5: I know, and chenies.
- 30:52Speaker 1: I'm like, it's the only time I feel comfortable. I
- 30:55Speaker 1: don't wear a crop top unless I'm pregnant. The bigger,
- 30:59Speaker 1: the belly, the to God, Yeah, that's how I feel.
- 31:03Speaker 1: I love that. I want I always go back to
- 31:07Speaker 1: Kim Kardashi. I want to get pregnant her little sausage
- 31:11Speaker 1: feet because you know, and I had that same problem,
- 31:13Speaker 1: Like I had like full on cankles, right.
- 31:18Speaker 2: So they're dissipating right now.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Fuck you. But her little toes and sausage feet like
- 31:24Speaker 1: splooging out of these translucent heels that she had on.
- 31:29Speaker 1: And everyone was commenting like why would she wear these?
- 31:32Speaker 1: And I was obsessed because she was just she wears
- 31:36Speaker 1: span yeah, like and they're not your feet.
- 31:40Speaker 4: Maybe they're the most comfortable shoes in her closet.
- 31:42Speaker 1: And maybe they weren't, and maybe in that moment she
- 31:45Speaker 1: chose fashion. I love this. Oh these are the black heels.
- 31:49Speaker 4: Can I tell the marks on her other foot?
- 31:51Speaker 2: No, it looks like she walked across the Sahara in
- 31:54Speaker 2: those things. I love it.
- 31:58Speaker 1: I think it is so stuck com cute like her
- 32:01Speaker 1: poor sausages. I'm sure that was like, need some ice,
- 32:05Speaker 1: need some maybe fix vapor rubs, some icy hot you.
- 32:08Speaker 3: Know, looks like ice bath.
- 32:12Speaker 1: I'm in an ice bath. But like, why are we
- 32:15Speaker 1: getting offended by a pregnant belly.
- 32:18Speaker 5: Because they have nothing better to do?
- 32:20Speaker 1: Get a job, Go volunteer somewhere.
- 32:23Speaker 5: I Aiman's sister.
- 32:24Speaker 1: I learned that from you. Yeah, whenever someone has like
- 32:27Speaker 1: too much time, my mom goes, they need to go
- 32:29Speaker 1: volunteer somewhere. Such a good line.
- 32:33Speaker 5: It's true.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I should use that more often.
- 32:35Speaker 5: Yes, she should volunteer.
- 32:36Speaker 1: I'm going to use that now.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Thanks, Lise, You're welcome.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Before we sign off, Mom, how are you feeling about
- 32:42Speaker 1: your first day at the gym today? You got a
- 32:44Speaker 1: gym membership with Claudia Janet's mom.
- 32:46Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to do that bicycle today.
- 32:49Speaker 1: So we already have planned out what we're going to
- 32:51Speaker 1: be doing. Yeah, are we going to lift any weightedge?
- 32:54Speaker 2: I told her she should do like machines, not free weight.
- 32:59Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to play can slow.
- 33:01Speaker 3: I like that for you.
- 33:02Speaker 2: I fucking love that.
- 33:04Speaker 1: I fucking love that too. And then we're going to
- 33:06Speaker 1: bring on a personal trainer for mom and Claudia, just
- 33:10Speaker 1: for like two, maybe quiver three you got nervous.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Yeah. Personal trainers are good. They make sure that you're
- 33:17Speaker 2: doing your lifting correct so you don't fuck up any
- 33:19Speaker 2: other things. It's not there to be an asshole. It's
- 33:22Speaker 2: there to prevent you from hurting yourself while lifting.
- 33:24Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's just you'll be so happy.
- 33:27Speaker 1: It's just different. You have never in your life had
- 33:29Speaker 1: a gym membership. Well, you did have one at sports mall,
- 33:32Speaker 1: but you never went.
- 33:33Speaker 2: No, she got it because I wanted one and it
- 33:35Speaker 2: was cheaper if she got it with me.
- 33:37Speaker 5: She was a family playing there you go.
- 33:39Speaker 2: So I was the only family member going.
- 33:41Speaker 5: And you wouldn't have I would go all this time.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Oh I couldn't have.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Just oh so you were a minor.
- 33:48Speaker 2: How I getting to the gym? Because I don't remember
- 33:50Speaker 2: you taking me there.
- 33:51Speaker 5: I'm sure I did.
- 33:53Speaker 1: I don't remember. I fully remember because I would I
- 33:58Speaker 1: remember taking it. It's okay, it's different for you. This
- 34:02Speaker 1: is something you've never done. And we talked about this yesterday.
- 34:06Speaker 1: You've been jittery. Let's just all acknowledge that my mother
- 34:12Speaker 1: has been having one Macha a day without realizing that
- 34:14Speaker 1: there's caffeine in it. One diet Coca day, a diet coke,
- 34:17Speaker 1: and then three green Tea packets, which I had to
- 34:21Speaker 1: tell her green tea.
- 34:21Speaker 5: But I felt better yesterday than I felt in months
- 34:24Speaker 5: because caffeine.
- 34:25Speaker 1: I mean, you've had the headache, and caffeine helps with
- 34:28Speaker 1: a headache. But the jitters are because I'm like, you
- 34:31Speaker 1: don't have the shakes. This is called caffeine jitters because
- 34:35Speaker 1: you've been quite literally pumping yourself with nothing but caffeine,
- 34:38Speaker 1: thinking that there was no caffeine than anything. So that's good.
- 34:41Speaker 1: But for a moment, we would go back and forth
- 34:45Speaker 1: on this hip surgery being like the worst decision ever.
- 34:49Speaker 1: But I'm like, with the progress that you've made in
- 34:52Speaker 1: a few months, we could look back and be like,
- 34:54Speaker 1: this hip surgery was the best decision we ever made
- 34:57Speaker 1: because for the first time, this is not how my
- 35:00Speaker 1: mom looks at life. By the way, my mom is
- 35:02Speaker 1: very here surface. No, she does not know how to
- 35:05Speaker 1: go deep. So just the look on her face looking
- 35:07Speaker 1: at me like I'm an insane person.
- 35:09Speaker 2: No, I'm listening, rejecting.
- 35:13Speaker 5: I want, I want all of that, all of what
- 35:18Speaker 5: It was a good decision.
- 35:20Speaker 1: It's a great decision. I have seen you consume more
- 35:22Speaker 1: water than I've ever seen you consume in your entire life.
- 35:24Speaker 1: You have a gym membership which you've never used. Sneakers, Yeah,
- 35:29Speaker 1: shout out to twenty four Hour Fitness and their Silver
- 35:31Speaker 1: Sneakers program. I told Janet, I go, do you know
- 35:35Speaker 1: that our moms are part of the Silver Sneaker program?
- 35:38Speaker 1: She goes, what the fuck is that is that for
- 35:40Speaker 1: old people?
- 35:40Speaker 5: I was like, it's free.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Well, your insurance is paying for it, so somebody's paying it.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Might they should do something. But your mom looks so
- 35:55Speaker 1: good you.
- 35:55Speaker 4: I said this yesterday. You look so beautiful you. I
- 35:58Speaker 4: see like joy back in your face. I see it
- 36:01Speaker 4: like this, a smirk. You're a little still like cunty,
- 36:05Speaker 4: which I love. And it's like she's she's coming back,
- 36:09Speaker 4: just coming back. By the way, you guys, remember I
- 36:11Speaker 4: go away and then I come back. So even in
- 36:13Speaker 4: two weeks.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Did you see a huge I see progress? Think about
- 36:16Speaker 1: her in Montana.
- 36:18Speaker 5: Oh, that was heavy.
- 36:22Speaker 1: About her when we came home from dinner and she
- 36:24Speaker 1: was in the bed sobbing.
- 36:25Speaker 5: Yeah, well my feet were killing me.
- 36:27Speaker 1: I know that doesn't exist anymore. How great is that?
- 36:30Speaker 4: Okay, amazing? I thank god, thank you.
- 36:33Speaker 1: God, thank you, Amen, Amen, And you wanted to lose
- 36:38Speaker 1: all that weight and you did. I deal way.
- 36:43Speaker 5: I don't think I wanted to live this much.
- 36:45Speaker 1: No, I think we got to get maybe a solid
- 36:47Speaker 1: like five to seven pounds, maybe ten.
- 36:50Speaker 3: Fifteen would be great at the end of the year, muscle.
- 36:53Speaker 2: No, just thiteen together.
- 36:55Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you know, and.
- 36:56Speaker 1: I'm very happy about it. You look so cute today
- 36:59Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled you're going to the gym. Thanks you, guys,
- 37:02Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to another chaotic episode of Untraditionally Lala.
- 37:06Speaker 1: This is a reminder Mondays catch Untraditionally Lala the bonus episode.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Tuesdays we have Sex Unlocked with myself and Sally Carson,
- 37:17Speaker 1: Wednesday's a regular old episode of Untraditionally Lala, and Thursdays
- 37:21Speaker 1: we have an unlikely affair with myself and Amber Childers.
- 37:24Speaker 4: You're welcome, Love you guys, Bye bye,