Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / FULL SHOW: Cool Bike Mogey
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Cheers Tooey from bringing back to Lass and the world gone.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Man, Yeah right, the.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Biggest showing is our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak show.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Just nice and.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Give out your mad bars.
- 0:19Speaker 5: It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
- 0:22Speaker 5: twelfth of November twenty twenty four.
- 0:24Speaker 3: And you my friends, and listen to the big show.
- 0:26Speaker 3: But to you by toy.
- 0:31Speaker 5: And seriously, man, I didn't think it was possible, but
- 0:36Speaker 5: you just get hotter every time I see your Mogi.
- 0:39Speaker 3: And you know a lot of people sort of they
- 0:44Speaker 3: go to work and they go, oh, this sucks. I've
- 0:46Speaker 3: got to get a word. I hate work.
- 0:48Speaker 4: I don't.
- 0:49Speaker 5: I'm driving to my car going what's old Mogie going
- 0:52Speaker 5: to be wearing today?
- 0:53Speaker 3: Either his black T shirt or his white T shirt?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Eagle or I'm happy? How are you a stallion?
- 0:58Speaker 4: I'm pretty grassy your mad dog six son of a
- 1:00Speaker 4: d And had a pretty interesting chat with my will.
- 1:04Speaker 4: I had some friends over on the weekend, my wife
- 1:06Speaker 4: and I and my wife threw out to the new crowd,
- 1:10Speaker 4: what do we think about Mogie's mustache? She doesn't call
- 1:13Speaker 4: me that? And I had a few more namesayers in
- 1:15Speaker 4: the group, Can I say that? A few more people
- 1:17Speaker 4: said no, and then my wife started explaining why she
- 1:19Speaker 4: didn't like it, And she said, why is he ruining
- 1:21Speaker 4: that he's so handsome and yet now he's gone this mustache?
- 1:24Speaker 4: I said, sorry what? I said?
- 1:27Speaker 3: Sorry?
- 1:27Speaker 2: What?
- 1:28Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:28Speaker 4: She said so, I said, I've never heard you say
- 1:31Speaker 4: that before. Now we're talking, but I'm not shaving it off. Yeah, yeah, dreaming.
- 1:35Speaker 5: I feel like there's a conspiracy going on. I feel
- 1:38Speaker 5: I mean, she's had.
- 1:39Speaker 3: A little word in the air of her mates before
- 1:41Speaker 3: they came out.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Can I say they're just jealous?
- 1:44Speaker 3: Sure? Man?
- 1:44Speaker 4: Thanks?
- 1:45Speaker 1: Who do you Reckon calls you handsome? More your wife
- 1:47Speaker 1: or whidy Jay?
- 1:49Speaker 4: Jason never calls me handsome either. It's pretty close there.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Yeah, he just calls me hot.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Speaking of handsome, my wife often says that to me,
- 1:58Speaker 5: and I know she's lying.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I thought I thought you were going to have a
- 2:01Speaker 1: segue across to me.
- 2:02Speaker 3: I know you did. I'll tell you what that is.
- 2:05Speaker 1: What just says, I'm just.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Saying that is I love that T shirt on you?
- 2:11Speaker 3: What's that the cat camo T shirt? Is it a
- 2:14Speaker 3: long sleep?
- 2:15Speaker 1: It's long sleep? It's a caterpillar Yeah, it.
- 2:18Speaker 5: Is rock and roll and it fits you so well.
- 2:21Speaker 5: I can't even see your patties from from behind the ship.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Well that's the idea of the shirt was to cover
- 2:27Speaker 1: the meat patty nips. It's caterpillar like the bull, the
- 2:29Speaker 1: bulldozers and that diggers.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I love. It's quite manly, beautifully. Did
- 2:35Speaker 4: you get it because you bought a digger or something?
- 2:38Speaker 4: Is that the connection?
- 2:39Speaker 1: No, I bought a steamroller and they gave you.
- 2:43Speaker 4: They threw this in.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I was sweet, I'm heavy.
- 2:46Speaker 3: I want to venture.
- 2:48Speaker 5: It's owning a matter of time before Keezy buys a
- 2:50Speaker 5: digger from his fun account, and.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Because I was going to motiviate in a truck and
- 2:55Speaker 1: now digger is the totally totally yeah. Absolutely.
- 3:00Speaker 5: Hey, now listen, we have a massive shower head, so
- 3:03Speaker 5: I'm ake surely you stay tuned. We've got some of
- 3:06Speaker 5: the fellows from she had coming in heaps going on.
- 3:09Speaker 2: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 3:13Speaker 2: and Keysy.
- 3:14Speaker 5: Radio Head there on the radio, Hold Ankie Big Show,
- 3:18Speaker 5: this glorious Tuesday afternoon. And I hope that wherever you
- 3:23Speaker 5: are in this great country of ours, it's glorious where
- 3:25Speaker 5: you are as well.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Now we don't know that it is.
- 3:27Speaker 5: We don't know. I don't want to make an assumption.
- 3:29Speaker 5: I'm just saying it's a very nice day where I
- 3:31Speaker 5: am at.
- 3:31Speaker 3: The moment, right.
- 3:32Speaker 4: I mean I remember here, you know, grew up and
- 3:34Speaker 4: people be on the radio, you know, from wherever they
- 3:36Speaker 4: might be Auckland or Parmeslan like got beautiful day.
- 3:38Speaker 3: It's like bullshit, yeah, man.
- 3:40Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
- 3:40Speaker 5: But it's never it's never a good day there, No,
- 3:43Speaker 5: you know what I mean, It's always gloomy and raining.
- 3:46Speaker 1: What if we change it? You just hope you're having
- 3:47Speaker 1: a nice day, no, like you know, like just generic no.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Now we're the chat is a cornerstone of the big show.
- 3:54Speaker 4: And if it's not a nice day where you are.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Tough titties.
- 3:58Speaker 4: But also let us know.
- 3:59Speaker 1: On three for eight three, I wanted to ask.
- 4:02Speaker 5: You a question read the gym, and it's something that
- 4:06Speaker 5: I don't know if i'd call it an affliction, but
- 4:09Speaker 5: it's something that's happening a lot to me later, particularly
- 4:13Speaker 5: as I get older. Now, I was at the gym
- 4:15Speaker 5: today just pounding away. Oh yeah, with the heavy weight.
- 4:21Speaker 5: I smashing it at the moment, maogie. But anyway, I
- 4:26Speaker 5: have a set routine, as we all do. Nice and
- 4:30Speaker 5: I was about to go to my next exercise at
- 4:34Speaker 5: the gym when I noticed, just inadvertently that there was
- 4:39Speaker 5: a very attractive woman working out in the machine next
- 4:43Speaker 5: to me.
- 4:44Speaker 1: And that was the first time you'd noticed.
- 4:45Speaker 3: It's the first time. I didn't even know she.
- 4:47Speaker 5: I didn't notice her that whole time, Causie. And she
- 4:51Speaker 5: was doing this workout right next to the machine that
- 4:54Speaker 5: I was about to use.
- 4:56Speaker 1: What was the workout?
- 4:58Speaker 3: Her workout?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Her one?
- 4:59Speaker 3: Yeah, can I just say it was working on her thighs.
- 5:04Speaker 5: And it was a machine where you sort of open
- 5:05Speaker 5: and close and your thighs, your thighs with resistance two
- 5:10Speaker 5: said thighs.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Right, and that's facing out of the machine, not facing
- 5:14Speaker 1: into the machine.
- 5:14Speaker 5: Yes, facing out of the machine. So and there's a
- 5:17Speaker 5: mirror right in front of it. And I thought to myself, Okay, well,
- 5:20Speaker 5: I've got an exercise right next to this very attractive
- 5:23Speaker 5: woman and the machine next to her, but I can't
- 5:26Speaker 5: actually do it, yeah, because I was really self conscious
- 5:30Speaker 5: because there's only about three of us in the gym. Yeah,
- 5:33Speaker 5: that she thought I was going to start exercising on
- 5:35Speaker 5: the machine next to her while she was doing her
- 5:38Speaker 5: thigh exercises and just think that I was some.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Dirty old perve even though I'm not.
- 5:44Speaker 5: No, my concern was that she possibly would read it
- 5:49Speaker 5: that way that old Hoidy J is a dirty old PERV.
- 5:53Speaker 5: Do you guys have the same sort of dilemma regarding
- 5:56Speaker 5: attractive people in the gym?
- 5:57Speaker 1: So just so her workout, she's facing out of the
- 6:01Speaker 1: machine straight into a mirror. Yes, you're on the machine
- 6:04Speaker 1: next to her, are you facing out as well.
- 6:06Speaker 3: Into the mirror? So yeah, eyeballing.
- 6:09Speaker 5: And there was only like two feet between the machines, right,
- 6:12Speaker 5: and there was only one other person in the gym,
- 6:14Speaker 5: So it just felt like I was leaving the exercise
- 6:17Speaker 5: I was doing to go and do that exercise to
- 6:20Speaker 5: be a dirty old Pierce.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Well you know my experiences. I've done things
- 6:24Speaker 4: where I'm queuing up to use a machine that a
- 6:26Speaker 4: woman is on when the identical machine is sitting next
- 6:29Speaker 4: to that same machine and it's completely unused, and I
- 6:33Speaker 4: look like a.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Sick realize you twice?
- 6:37Speaker 4: Actually did that twice in a week, And so I
- 6:39Speaker 4: do find I find everything about it down there weird,
- 6:42Speaker 4: Like you can't. I see the same people at the
- 6:44Speaker 4: gym every single day. Yes, and I've seen them for
- 6:46Speaker 4: a year and a half or more. I have not
- 6:48Speaker 4: spoken or said hello to any of them. I've created
- 6:51Speaker 4: no kind of a relationship whatsoever. In fact, I ran
- 6:53Speaker 4: into somebody. It turns out one of them who I
- 6:55Speaker 4: see over there. She works here in me, she must do.
- 6:59Speaker 4: I walked out the door and I saw her. I
- 7:00Speaker 4: was like, oh, good a, how are you? She completely
- 7:03Speaker 4: blanked me.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Was that because he were being pervy?
- 7:06Speaker 4: No?
- 7:06Speaker 3: I was so she knew.
- 7:08Speaker 4: I'd seen her at the gym pretty much every day
- 7:10Speaker 4: for god knows how long. And you don't want to
- 7:12Speaker 4: say how load of people in the gym when they
- 7:14Speaker 4: were in practically nothing, and you know, and.
- 7:17Speaker 1: It's against a bit weird.
- 7:18Speaker 4: And then sure enough I say, she ignores me.
- 7:21Speaker 3: God damn weird. I just because the my shirt off, great,
- 7:23Speaker 3: do you have your well you were in that sort
- 7:26Speaker 3: of towel with little rabbits as well?
- 7:30Speaker 4: You know it was and I was jus but it
- 7:32Speaker 4: is weird. It's like you're in this environment and everyone
- 7:34Speaker 4: pretends what.
- 7:36Speaker 1: About when I used to go to the gym. I
- 7:38Speaker 1: don't anymore hard to believe, but when I was like squatting,
- 7:41Speaker 1: I mean like doing squats, and I felt like people
- 7:43Speaker 1: were perving at me. Right, So I've very much had
- 7:46Speaker 1: the shoe on the other foot, So I know what
- 7:47Speaker 1: it's like. You just feel like you can't do your
- 7:49Speaker 1: exercise because.
- 7:52Speaker 5: I'm looking at your butt cheeks exactly. Yeah, Well, I
- 7:55Speaker 5: just because it's becoming a problem for me, you know
- 7:57Speaker 5: what I mean. And I wonder if anyone else has
- 7:59Speaker 5: got that going on.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Well, I just want to say, Jason, is really interesting
- 8:03Speaker 4: that you have this kind of a concern that you'll
- 8:04Speaker 4: be misinterpreted in such a way when I know every
- 8:07Speaker 4: night at five o'clock we have the cleaners that going
- 8:09Speaker 4: to the toilets here, and you're sort of I don't
- 8:10Speaker 4: know what you say, I don't know what to do.
- 8:12Speaker 4: What do I do? Can I go to the toilets
- 8:13Speaker 4: like you? I think you can go to the toilet
- 8:14Speaker 4: if there's cleaners in there. But then you went in
- 8:16Speaker 4: there and you use the urinal, you didn't use a cubicle,
- 8:18Speaker 4: and there's a couple of female cleaners in there. I
- 8:20Speaker 4: just think that's completely out of line. So I find
- 8:23Speaker 4: it interesting you didn't care about that.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Yeah, the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
- 8:31Speaker 2: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
- 8:34Speaker 5: JOm Petty and the Heartbreaker is there on the Radio
- 8:37Speaker 5: Hodarky Big Show. There's Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty
- 8:40Speaker 5: five minutes past four o'clock.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Hey, fellers, I've had an interesting development when it comes
- 8:46Speaker 1: to using the funny pukho the toilet yet, and I
- 8:51Speaker 1: just wanted to see sort of gauge how you guys
- 8:52Speaker 1: feel about it now. A year and a half ago,
- 8:55Speaker 1: maybe I discovered the massive amount of pros that comes
- 9:00Speaker 1: with if you can wake up in the middle of
- 9:01Speaker 1: the night you need to go toilet, and you're a bloke,
- 9:05Speaker 1: sit down when you're using the toilet, right, You don't
- 9:07Speaker 1: need to tend the lights on because you're not aiming.
- 9:09Speaker 1: You just sit down the toilet, you use it. It's quiet.
- 9:12Speaker 1: You know you're not waking up your partner by peeing
- 9:14Speaker 1: directly into the middle of I was.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Just going to clarify, are we talking midnight steamer?
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yah? Okay, just weeeze okay.
- 9:21Speaker 1: And so that's like a real smart way to do
- 9:23Speaker 1: it in the middle of the night. However, more recently
- 9:25Speaker 1: I find myself more and more often, in fact, eighty
- 9:28Speaker 1: percent of the time doing sit down wheeze, right? Is
- 9:33Speaker 1: that is that weird?
- 9:34Speaker 5: Can I just say that on an issue for me,
- 9:37Speaker 5: just purely in the sense out what a very stiicato
- 9:40Speaker 5: are urine stream?
- 9:41Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's very faint.
- 9:43Speaker 5: It can barely squeeze its way out of there.
- 9:45Speaker 4: So what do you do?
- 9:46Speaker 5: So I just stand and it just sort of dribbles in, right,
- 9:49Speaker 5: So you can so I don't actually have to sit
- 9:51Speaker 5: on the seat like you because you've got a powerful stream.
- 9:55Speaker 3: I know that much.
- 9:55Speaker 4: I do.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I do, Jason, And so I'm just like, without even thinking,
- 10:00Speaker 1: I walk into our bathroom at home at work and stuff.
- 10:02Speaker 1: I don't but I'll walk in and I will sit down, right,
- 10:05Speaker 1: And I was just wondering, is that something that other
- 10:07Speaker 1: people are the blokes out there doing.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what they're going to let us know,
- 10:10Speaker 4: that's for sure. On three four eight three and with
- 10:12Speaker 4: the old talkbacks here through the iHeart Radio app, we'll
- 10:15Speaker 4: be hearing all about this. But I'm not dissimilar to you,
- 10:17Speaker 4: Kezy in a lot of ways.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Wow.
- 10:20Speaker 4: And I often sit down as well, certainly in the
- 10:22Speaker 4: middle of the night, and even even if I've had
- 10:24Speaker 4: a few beers, I might just decide to take a seat. Yeah.
- 10:27Speaker 4: And the problem I've got sort of mixed with what
- 10:30Speaker 4: you've got going over there, Hoidy, j which is the
- 10:32Speaker 4: staccato yes nature of the wheeze that sort of happened
- 10:36Speaker 4: to a man of a certain age, which comes and
- 10:38Speaker 4: goes for some reasons. Sometimes it will be there, other
- 10:40Speaker 4: times not. But what I find is because you don't
- 10:43Speaker 4: have that control with your with your prostate gland, thea kezi,
- 10:47Speaker 4: that's what controls your stream there, which is why you're
- 10:50Speaker 4: able to sort of, you know, douse the whole bathroom
- 10:53Speaker 4: with a powerful Well, you don't have that control when
- 10:58Speaker 4: you've got the kind of weak pelvic floor that we do, Jason.
- 11:02Speaker 4: So I sort of find as I let the accelerator off,
- 11:05Speaker 4: the dribble of the stream will come back between my legs,
- 11:07Speaker 4: and before you know it, it sort of created a
- 11:09Speaker 4: large pool of urine on the floor of the bathroom. Now,
- 11:13Speaker 4: as a result of that, my wife insists that I
- 11:15Speaker 4: clean it up. Yeah, Well, I told you ages ago.
- 11:19Speaker 4: I used to have that about.
- 11:21Speaker 5: I used to have a mate that used to take
- 11:24Speaker 5: an eighth of a viagra for that very reason. The
- 11:28Speaker 5: mate a mate an eighth of a viagraa just so
- 11:32Speaker 5: that he didn't we on the floor. But can I
- 11:34Speaker 5: ask Eazy, because I'm curious about the sort of sitting
- 11:37Speaker 5: down tacking under. Do you ever sort of tuck it
- 11:40Speaker 5: take under? Do you ever tuck it between your legs
- 11:43Speaker 5: so it's just your pubes there and steer at yourself.
- 11:46Speaker 1: In a mirror or anything like that to a Vanagina?
- 11:50Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:50Speaker 1: No, okay, No, I just do sit down wees more often,
- 11:53Speaker 1: is all. That's all this is about, Okay, not that
- 11:56Speaker 1: weird thing. You were clearly trying to find an ally
- 11:58Speaker 1: so that like.
- 12:00Speaker 5: A full length mirror in your room there and you
- 12:02Speaker 5: occasionally tuck it under there and go, oh look, Keys,
- 12:04Speaker 5: he's got no Willy.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Big Show podcast.
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- 12:16Speaker 1: No.
- 12:16Speaker 3: I always say that fast because I don't know. It's
- 12:19Speaker 3: like spout Lincoln Park. Is that what it is? Lincoln Park?
- 12:23Speaker 1: You just think like a Lincoln.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's linking.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Okay, Lincoln Okay, yeah, Park what do you think it was?
- 12:33Speaker 3: Linking linking no, Lincoln like linking hands.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Like you're taking to you're linking them with a bridge
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- 12:56Speaker 3: And I went, god, what's that again?
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- 13:01Speaker 1: tested dokkoto inzid.
- 13:03Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that one.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Yeah. And in fact, on Friday, we gave away.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Remember, yeah, it was a big deal.
- 13:12Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what.
- 13:13Speaker 5: She absolutely nailed it in terms of the five thousand dollars.
- 13:17Speaker 3: She hit it down to the dollar he did.
- 13:19Speaker 5: She got all the outdoor stuff for barbies.
- 13:21Speaker 3: And pattying and all that sort of carry on.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an umbrella, there was a big dinner
- 13:25Speaker 1: set what is it called, like a sofa and cheers
- 13:27Speaker 1: as dining here, got.
- 13:30Speaker 4: A barbie in the like a dollars, a four burner the.
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- 13:45Speaker 4: That away Mogi.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Friday as well as I was getting to stuff. But
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- 14:18Speaker 5: Don't.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Just don't listen to that last message I sent there,
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- 14:24Speaker 1: Siri only responds to if you say hey Siri.
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- 14:51Speaker 1: prize of one hundred dollars ouches.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Yeah that's good man, but the hell of a deal.
- 14:54Speaker 5: It's so good, Jason, And yeah, I just remember the
- 14:57Speaker 5: woman that won last week and she really was great
- 15:00Speaker 5: and she had.
- 15:00Speaker 3: It sorted me. Yeah.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Yeah, five k with the stuff. It's quite a quite
- 15:05Speaker 5: a it's a dollup of cash. Yeah.
- 15:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 1: So hey, just earlier before the ads there, we were
- 15:10Speaker 1: discussing the fact that I have just developed a taste
- 15:13Speaker 1: for what a taste that sounds gross. I prefer to
- 15:16Speaker 1: sit down and do weaz now. Yeah, yeah, eighty percent
- 15:18Speaker 1: of the time. And I'm doing weeze now. I'm sitting down.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm a dude.
- 15:21Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of support on three four
- 15:23Speaker 1: eight three. So if you go in the middle of
- 15:24Speaker 1: the night, you don't The reason you sit down is
- 15:26Speaker 1: because you can go back to sleep early, because you
- 15:28Speaker 1: haven't to switch your brain on to go. How do
- 15:31Speaker 1: I aim in the toilet? You know that fires your
- 15:33Speaker 1: brain up harder to get back to sleep.
- 15:34Speaker 5: Can I just tell you what I do? Just in
- 15:36Speaker 5: that regard, I wear a nappy, right you were? Yeah, yeah,
- 15:41Speaker 5: so I don't have to get up at all. I
- 15:43Speaker 5: hate having disturbed sleep, so I just doing my man nappy.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Weren't you using a bid pan for a while?
- 15:49Speaker 5: I did have a bid pan, and I just had
- 15:51Speaker 5: a little tube on the old fellow there and just
- 15:54Speaker 5: just go down. My wife would pick it up in
- 15:57Speaker 5: the morning and did douche into the toilet.
- 16:00Speaker 1: And that's good. Plus the thing you described by the
- 16:07Speaker 1: way of when you tuck it in behind and do
- 16:09Speaker 1: a little it's called doing a buffalo bill?
- 16:14Speaker 3: Okay, do you do that?
- 16:15Speaker 1: No? I don't do that?
- 16:15Speaker 3: All right? Can you do buffalo Kezy?
- 16:19Speaker 1: That's not my name. Here's guns and Roses.
- 16:22Speaker 3: That's end.
- 16:22Speaker 2: This The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 16:28Speaker 2: and Keezy.
- 16:29Speaker 5: The Dudes on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday
- 16:34Speaker 5: afternoon plenty coming up after five o'clock. By the way,
- 16:39Speaker 5: Maggie's got a bit of an announcement and exciting development
- 16:41Speaker 5: in his life. And I believe you're very excited to
- 16:44Speaker 5: learn about it too, Keysy, because it's something that that
- 16:47Speaker 5: you have a passion for as well.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's finally something that me and Mogie can
- 16:51Speaker 1: actually bond over, which is really exciting. Plus, Jase, you
- 16:56Speaker 1: told me a story while we were playing golf the
- 16:58Speaker 1: other day to do with him in his yoga app. Yes,
- 17:01Speaker 1: which is just this has happened before. Is a classic
- 17:05Speaker 1: situation involving Hoody Jay. It is spending a lot of money,
- 17:09Speaker 1: it is.
- 17:09Speaker 3: It is a classic situation. All that After five.
- 17:15Speaker 2: The Whold King Big Show with Mike and Zy tune
- 17:18Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
- 17:20Speaker 5: Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope your Tuesday is
- 17:23Speaker 5: going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big
- 17:26Speaker 5: Show brought to you by two Get it.
- 17:30Speaker 3: That's better, keasy, a bit more manly?
- 17:33Speaker 1: Is that what's important to you? Is it?
- 17:34Speaker 3: Totally?
- 17:35Speaker 1: It is? Man, it's so toxic, Chase Man.
- 17:37Speaker 5: No, Actually, to be fair, you are wearing your Caterpillar
- 17:40Speaker 5: T shirt today.
- 17:41Speaker 3: That's true, man, that is pretty manly.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Man. Well, it's you know, it's not catman. See that
- 17:45Speaker 1: makes it sound like wearing catman. Do this is a
- 17:47Speaker 1: caterpillar ship? Yeah, yeah, a bulldozer ship.
- 17:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:50Speaker 3: Man, I can see you on a sandpit.
- 17:54Speaker 1: With stuff with a little Tonka You have.
- 17:56Speaker 3: A little Tonka tour with your caterpillar camo sort of.
- 18:02Speaker 3: I can't even be bothered.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Yes, two billboards are out and about again. Keep for them.
- 18:09Speaker 1: If you're a if you're in a horor of a moon,
- 18:12Speaker 1: look up you see it. Two billboard make you laugh,
- 18:14Speaker 1: because to be honest, in this day and age, we
- 18:15Speaker 1: can all use it.
- 18:16Speaker 4: That's so true. Man, chuckle you changed up laugh with chuckle.
- 18:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I just added little bit.
- 18:21Speaker 4: It's going to be fuming about that now listen.
- 18:24Speaker 5: And just on that front, by the way, if you've
- 18:25Speaker 5: got any ideas where two billboard text us on three
- 18:28Speaker 5: four eight three, we'll run it up the flag.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Pole and send it to me.
- 18:31Speaker 1: And we brought this back again, and just see.
- 18:34Speaker 5: What they say, because I mean, they are genuinely looking
- 18:36Speaker 5: for great ideas for two billboards. And I'll tell you
- 18:39Speaker 5: what I've seen a couple and they they're kind of
- 18:41Speaker 5: pushing the line there.
- 18:42Speaker 4: We're talking about it yesterday I haven't seen any.
- 18:45Speaker 3: I've seen one on a cat. I was the one
- 18:46Speaker 3: about the lollies and men.
- 18:50Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Toe in the line. So if someone has a good idea,
- 18:54Speaker 1: they'll send it to us three four eight three, yes,
- 18:56Speaker 1: get themselves in the drawer for a two prize pack. Ah,
- 18:59Speaker 1: and then you, Jason, will send it to return management.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they'll run it up the flag pole
- 19:04Speaker 3: at their board meeting.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Right, So the board has to have this a on
- 19:07Speaker 1: the right that seems like something just the marketing department
- 19:10Speaker 1: will do.
- 19:10Speaker 5: The marketing department will be there, but they're not the
- 19:13Speaker 5: ones that make the call board.
- 19:15Speaker 1: You know that.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally, you know so much.
- 19:18Speaker 5: I know mate, it's just my years of experience in
- 19:21Speaker 5: the world gazy all forty three of them.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Yeah, anything you want to know, young Feller, you come
- 19:26Speaker 3: and have a little chip chapter. What's the name of
- 19:28Speaker 3: the song ACDC Now that's the Arks.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Big Show podcast the.
- 19:34Speaker 5: Black Keys there on the radio, Hoole Darky Big Show.
- 19:36Speaker 5: At the time is eleven minutes past five o'clock. Eyes
- 19:39Speaker 5: to the front, keasy.
- 19:40Speaker 4: I reckon man, you're talking about hey fellas, I got
- 19:44Speaker 4: yea a little bit of news here. But it's not
- 19:46Speaker 4: breaking news the breaking news, no, andah bugger, it's actually
- 19:51Speaker 4: you Keysy. You've inspired me. Man, Oh wow, you know
- 19:55Speaker 4: because I don't know if you know this, but I
- 19:56Speaker 4: secretly admire you. I'm your secret admirer, Mike to the front, Chase, Mike,
- 20:02Speaker 4: you have.
- 20:02Speaker 1: To be secret man. Why can't you just admire me
- 20:04Speaker 1: the way I admire you?
- 20:06Speaker 4: I don't know. But anyway, even since you got your
- 20:12Speaker 4: new motorbike, I just thought, man, you are a goddamn
- 20:16Speaker 4: stad And I thought, I don't know what the comb
- 20:20Speaker 4: the front both of you. I don't know what it is.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Whether it's the combination of the combination of the mustache
- 20:26Speaker 4: and the motorbike. Could be that combination or the combination
- 20:30Speaker 4: of the mustache, the motorbike and your caterpillar top.
- 20:35Speaker 1: We just need to put this top to be in
- 20:37Speaker 1: can I can I just button here?
- 20:39Speaker 3: You know what it was for me, mate, What was
- 20:41Speaker 3: it for you?
- 20:41Speaker 1: Man?
- 20:41Speaker 5: Is when he walked in with his caterpillar shd on
- 20:44Speaker 5: and his really cool new helmet.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Yes you know, with the visor up? Yeah thanks, yeah, yeah,
- 20:55Speaker 3: poking out the front jays.
- 20:57Speaker 4: So anyway, I thought to myself, maybe it's for all
- 21:00Speaker 4: Mogi to get himself. We're talking about I've already got
- 21:03Speaker 4: a hog, but maybe get a motorbike version of my
- 21:09Speaker 4: So I've got one. I went out and got myself one,
- 21:12Speaker 4: and I bloody through with it.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Man, it is a.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Wagon hog form.
- 21:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Did you did you go like sports bike? Did you
- 21:23Speaker 1: go like a Harley? Did you go classic?
- 21:27Speaker 4: I'm sort of just going just what's cool on the
- 21:30Speaker 4: streets at the moment these these days, Keys, And it's
- 21:33Speaker 4: a zick. Yeah, man, it was. I came to work
- 21:38Speaker 4: for the first time today riding at the Indy. The
- 21:43Speaker 4: wind and you hear man, the wind in your eyes.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should get some goggles or glasses. But
- 21:50Speaker 1: like a Suzuki's I've never heard of it, Yamaha.
- 21:52Speaker 4: It's a new brand. It's a new brand, and it's
- 21:56Speaker 4: an oh wow, pretty sick. That's pretty sick. Actually, you
- 21:59Speaker 4: and I go out for a ride, keysy, Yeah, I'll
- 22:02Speaker 4: think you're man enough.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I've got a caterpillar shirt on mogie,
- 22:06Speaker 1: so I think that does it speaks for itself.
- 22:09Speaker 5: Your bike and go like sixty k tops bekesy mine, Yeah.
- 22:15Speaker 1: No, there it goes about one hundred miles an hour.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Hundred miles an hour.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that's old though I probably won't go that fast anymore.
- 22:22Speaker 1: That's all right, man from nineteen seventy one. He's his
- 22:23Speaker 1: brand news. It has been fast.
- 22:25Speaker 4: You don't want to car you don't want to buke
- 22:27Speaker 4: like that anyway, kezy in this day and age, why
- 22:30Speaker 4: would you need something goes one hundred miles out? It's
- 22:32Speaker 4: just dangerous, you know, no than sort of you know,
- 22:37Speaker 4: breaking the law sort of. To me, it's a sign
- 22:39Speaker 4: of toss, a toxic masculinity. I would say, cool, you
- 22:43Speaker 4: don't want to be sort of getting around making a
- 22:45Speaker 4: tool of yourself like that. Yeah, so my one's electric,
- 22:49Speaker 4: good man, it is, Man, I never have to go
- 22:52Speaker 4: to the gas station.
- 22:54Speaker 3: How good.
- 22:54Speaker 4: I can just get a normal plug. I can actually
- 22:57Speaker 4: be using the same plug that I've been using to
- 22:59Speaker 4: charge my phone. I can use to charge my plug.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Your hog into the old USB there. Sorry, is this
- 23:05Speaker 1: does it have pedals? Pedals like pedal power?
- 23:09Speaker 4: That's only in case of an emergency. But I just
- 23:11Speaker 4: used that to rest my feet on, so it's an Okay, so.
- 23:14Speaker 1: You've got an e B.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Have you not seen it?
- 23:18Speaker 5: It's just sitting out there in the Yeah. Yeah, I
- 23:21Speaker 5: walked in today and actually saw it.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Went mean, yeah, right.
- 23:25Speaker 4: The only thing that's sort of as you're driving along,
- 23:29Speaker 4: as you're riding along on your hog there sort of
- 23:33Speaker 4: top speeding into that. It's sort of like the zombie
- 23:36Speaker 4: movie where there's just heaps of heaps of woman chasing
- 23:39Speaker 4: after you down the street because it's so sixy.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:41Speaker 4: Man, But once you sort of worked that out, you're good.
- 23:45Speaker 4: So fast?
- 23:46Speaker 3: Can I ask Mikey you're going to get your your
- 23:49Speaker 3: old leathers back on there? Mate?
- 23:52Speaker 5: I remember when when I used to from the here
- 23:55Speaker 5: he scrapes the gang there and you and your leathers,
- 23:58Speaker 5: especially the way you're looking at the moment.
- 24:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I could, couldn't I?
- 24:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely definitely tight.
- 24:07Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we should go for right anyway, keysing Jace,
- 24:10Speaker 4: you'll be with me as well, of course, right, and
- 24:13Speaker 4: Jase's gonna ride Birch on an e bike with you
- 24:15Speaker 4: and leathers. I might just leave you guys, turt if
- 24:18Speaker 4: that's all good now, okay, with you following up on
- 24:21Speaker 4: the rear the dust with your helmet on and your
- 24:26Speaker 4: caterpillar long.
- 24:26Speaker 5: Sleeve shirt and your elbow pads.
- 24:30Speaker 1: So Mike bought an e bike that's not the same
- 24:33Speaker 1: as my It's no, it's a hog here man, Yeah,
- 24:36Speaker 1: yours is a guest guzzler, Kizy.
- 24:38Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
- 24:40Speaker 3: It's Queen the Hdiarchy.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 24:45Speaker 5: Kesey indeed audio slave there on the radio, holdnkey, Big
- 24:49Speaker 5: show this Tuesday evening and very exciting news for all
- 24:51Speaker 5: the Big Show fans out there. The Big Show Fellas
- 24:54Speaker 5: is on the road again. And I tell you what
- 24:57Speaker 5: it's felt like ages since we've been on the road.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Does it feel that way to you?
- 25:01Speaker 4: It does, because it felt like we were never at home. Yes,
- 25:04Speaker 4: for a while there it felt like we're a sort
- 25:06Speaker 4: of touring more than g and ah. We've had a
- 25:08Speaker 4: bit of a break and ready to get out there
- 25:10Speaker 4: and headed again, am I right?
- 25:12Speaker 3: Yeah, man, totally.
- 25:13Speaker 1: The good thing is about the next destination, as we're
- 25:15Speaker 1: going back to where it all began, Shining Peak Brewing.
- 25:19Speaker 1: It's the first place we ever did a live show,
- 25:21Speaker 1: and after doing it, we were, oh, yeah, that's pretty good.
- 25:23Speaker 1: We should do this more often. Totally, right, So I'm
- 25:25Speaker 1: looking forward to that. It's going to be happening Thursday,
- 25:28Speaker 1: the twenty first of November. That is not this Thursday, Felers, Oh,
- 25:32Speaker 1: that's next Thursday.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Looking forward to that.
- 25:34Speaker 5: And I remember about that place, Great Squid.
- 25:37Speaker 1: They had good squid and actually Jas orders the squid
- 25:40Speaker 1: wherever we go. Yeah, so if we go somewhere that's
- 25:42Speaker 1: got bad squid, knock out. Yeah, get your squid sworded
- 25:46Speaker 1: your squid. Of course, we are there to celebrate the
- 25:48Speaker 1: fact that the tatoo and art festivals happening in New
- 25:50Speaker 1: Plymouth on the Saturday and the Sunday, the twenty third
- 25:52Speaker 1: and twenty fourth of November. And as a bit of
- 25:55Speaker 1: a way to drum up some excitement for that, the
- 25:58Speaker 1: Great New Zealanders at Brothers Inc. They're going to be
- 26:00Speaker 1: at Shining Peak Brewing and they're going to be giving
- 26:02Speaker 1: away tattoos. So if you want backbone or mad waff,
- 26:06Speaker 1: not my wife for saying my waffe, or good eating,
- 26:09Speaker 1: you know, these are your options.
- 26:10Speaker 4: You get us.
- 26:11Speaker 5: I'll tell you what actually, Keys, you make a very
- 26:13Speaker 5: good point. That's where it all began for us in
- 26:15Speaker 5: terms of you know, being on the road. So we're
- 26:16Speaker 5: going to have the same in Sea guy that was
- 26:18Speaker 5: there the last time, because he was fantastic. I was
- 26:21Speaker 5: that guy, the one that called me a short ass.
- 26:23Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to revisit all your old points because
- 26:27Speaker 4: you sort of know Taranaki new Plumber certainly like the
- 26:30Speaker 4: back of your hand. Kis. I remember you taking me
- 26:32Speaker 4: and Jayslong to that six shop.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Oh that's right too.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Yeah, are you guys referring to the two years plus
- 26:40Speaker 1: old social content of me walking into a message parlor
- 26:44Speaker 1: and a six shot and you guys just giggling in
- 26:47Speaker 1: the background.
- 26:48Speaker 5: And also, of course, Maggie, that's where we had our
- 26:50Speaker 5: great motel sort of scenario and you heard old horny
- 26:54Speaker 5: Jay doing weeze and poos.
- 26:55Speaker 3: That's right.
- 26:56Speaker 4: We got a motel room, well poos and wheezers to
- 26:58Speaker 4: call it. Yeah, that's right. I was sleep underneath the
- 27:00Speaker 4: stairs at that joint. I thought, God, how fancy is radio?
- 27:05Speaker 4: It's so good.
- 27:06Speaker 1: It was his first ever on the road show. But
- 27:08Speaker 1: you were under the stairs and your head that was
- 27:11Speaker 1: on your pillow was up against the wall where the
- 27:12Speaker 1: toilet was. Yes, that's right, Hoidy j down the stairs
- 27:15Speaker 1: wakes you up with that because they and there does
- 27:17Speaker 1: really loud, staccato wheeze. That's right, So hopefully we can
- 27:21Speaker 1: recreate all that I think. So we want you guys
- 27:23Speaker 1: to be there, so we'll be at Shining Peak Brewery,
- 27:26Speaker 1: New Plumber Thursday, the twenty first of November. Get along,
- 27:29Speaker 1: get yourself a tattoo and if not, get yourself a
- 27:31Speaker 1: backbone shirt as well.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Beautiful the Hurdarchy.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Queens.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Of the Stone Age.
- 27:39Speaker 5: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show Tuesday afternoon.
- 27:44Speaker 4: Jace Ja, Jace, Jace, you get different, man, you look different? Yeah,
- 27:49Speaker 4: thanks only kidding. You kind of look the same, thanks man, But.
- 27:52Speaker 1: There's something missing off your face and it was something
- 27:54Speaker 1: that the entirety of New Zealand voted for you to do,
- 27:56Speaker 1: not once, but twice. You've shaved your mustache off. You
- 28:00Speaker 1: were supposed to be doing November, which is a.
- 28:03Speaker 4: It's a charity, keezy and people raise money for men's health.
- 28:08Speaker 4: So you know, it's pretty it's it's a serious cause.
- 28:10Speaker 4: It's not to be not to be taken lightly.
- 28:12Speaker 3: But here we are.
- 28:12Speaker 4: We find ourselves on the ye. What's the date today?
- 28:16Speaker 4: The yeah, twelf not even halfway through an old hoody
- 28:20Speaker 4: j not that you had much of a mustache there
- 28:23Speaker 4: in the first but whatever it was gone, was there,
- 28:25Speaker 4: is now gone. Defend yourself, man, fellows, Can I just
- 28:30Speaker 4: say it's a disgrace, a disgrace man, not human.
- 28:33Speaker 5: First and foremost, don't talk to me about shitty mustache
- 28:36Speaker 5: is kezy?
- 28:36Speaker 1: My mustache is cool, all right, hey, magi?
- 28:40Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know you know how your wife feels
- 28:43Speaker 3: about your mustache.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Make it stinks, that's her words.
- 28:50Speaker 5: Now, look, first and foremost, my wife won't even look
- 28:55Speaker 5: me in the face anymore with my mistake.
- 28:57Speaker 4: That's too bad, part of the deal.
- 29:00Speaker 5: But in all seriousness, the reason I shaved it off
- 29:03Speaker 5: is because it's a comedy mustache and I've got a
- 29:10Speaker 5: funeral to go to, and I I simply could not
- 29:17Speaker 5: have a comedy mustache because I don't mean it to.
- 29:23Speaker 3: Be a comedy mustache.
- 29:26Speaker 1: You're giving it, You're all.
- 29:27Speaker 3: It just is a comedy mustache. And can I also
- 29:30Speaker 3: make the point.
- 29:32Speaker 5: That because the ends of my mustache are quite blonde,
- 29:36Speaker 5: I have a Hitler kind of vibe to it.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Where you do.
- 29:40Speaker 5: I wanted to mention that where the dark hair of
- 29:42Speaker 5: my of my sort of inner mustache is above my
- 29:47Speaker 5: upper lip there and the edges are very blonde, and
- 29:50Speaker 5: so I had and I've got a Hitler esque Yes,
- 29:54Speaker 5: haircut is similar towards the world and your views towards minorities.
- 29:59Speaker 5: It's it's really now, I'm starting to get it. So
- 30:03Speaker 5: I've felt, I felt it was important that I addressed
- 30:08Speaker 5: those issues, and I could no longer.
- 30:11Speaker 3: I want to be clear here. I don't mind being humiliated.
- 30:16Speaker 3: We all know that about me. I mean, if I
- 30:19Speaker 3: look like a.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Dufus, you know that's good for rating.
- 30:22Speaker 5: But I don't want to send out a terrible message
- 30:26Speaker 5: that I'm a horrendous racist.
- 30:28Speaker 4: Yeah right, and you know.
- 30:33Speaker 5: And so therefore, Fellows, I made the difficult decision today,
- 30:39Speaker 5: well to remove that bastard from my face.
- 30:42Speaker 4: I get I get that, and I'm totally worth you.
- 30:44Speaker 4: I get you. The funeral absolutely, but when the.
- 30:49Speaker 3: Next week another way, this is what I've got a problem.
- 30:53Speaker 1: You want me to go up until the winter, So
- 30:56Speaker 1: the funeral be next week when you are back in
- 30:58Speaker 1: New Zealand again. You have to start again because it's
- 31:01Speaker 1: still my member. Sure, because I'll do that, because there's
- 31:05Speaker 1: no doubt that you will continue with your you know,
- 31:07Speaker 1: sort of racist thoughts and stuff. So yeah, right out
- 31:15Speaker 1: of gas on that?
- 31:19Speaker 4: All right?
- 31:20Speaker 1: Okay, ye, it's fair.
- 31:21Speaker 3: Enough, thanks mate, But you got to bring it back.
- 31:24Speaker 3: I will bon Jovi.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Is this bon Jovi?
- 31:27Speaker 3: It is bon Jovi.
- 31:32Speaker 2: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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- 31:58Speaker 4: How podcasts work.
- 32:00Speaker 5: Yeah, podcasts don't work that way, keasy, But podcast.
- 32:05Speaker 1: I just feel like sometimes you use phrases like send
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- 33:05Speaker 3: I'm going to get him, man, you said it. I'm
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- 33:12Speaker 1: But the thing is, Jase, my wife will hear that
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- 34:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna say what they're having. I'm not gonna say
- 34:17Speaker 1: their names.
- 34:18Speaker 4: Oh no, No, we're doing the names for the dinner.
- 34:22Speaker 4: I'm doing it for the name.
- 34:23Speaker 1: We'll do the names, but I don't want to do
- 34:24Speaker 1: the thing where it's oh James James Bond.
- 34:27Speaker 5: If you wanted this to be more efficient, you probably
- 34:29Speaker 5: sort of sorted that out before we got.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Into this conversation.
- 34:34Speaker 5: But I did it because it's already turning into a shambles, gise.
- 34:38Speaker 1: I feel like Jason, you're the one taking it off
- 34:39Speaker 1: top of it.
- 34:40Speaker 3: Well, no, but you know, we were always going to
- 34:42Speaker 3: mention the names because that was the whole point of it.
- 34:44Speaker 4: And you can't sort of change the whole format of
- 34:47Speaker 4: a segment without discussion. They should have been discussed off here.
- 34:50Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be the same thing,
- 34:51Speaker 4: except not such as shambles, And yet here we are.
- 34:53Speaker 5: It's all very well. Sitting in your own head there Keasy,
- 34:56Speaker 5: going God, this is going to be good without communicating
- 34:59Speaker 5: your ideas to the foulers.
- 35:00Speaker 1: It's just that it's what's for Team's there with me? Keasy? Yeah,
- 35:03Speaker 1: it's a segment where I read you stuff that you've
- 35:05Speaker 1: never heard before texts, So I was like, surely I can.
- 35:09Speaker 4: We might change a little bit of as well. We
- 35:10Speaker 4: don't react to anything that you say, Yeah.
- 35:12Speaker 1: That's not cool, that's just me listing of texts.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Well, no, you just said, it's what's with me Keys.
- 35:18Speaker 4: It doesn't seem right that we get involved in your sigma.
- 35:21Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. I want you guys to
- 35:22Speaker 1: be a part of it.
- 35:23Speaker 3: If you want to own it, then you are It's
- 35:26Speaker 3: not about.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Me having a big ego. I wanted to own the segment.
- 35:29Speaker 1: It's just like I wanted to spruce it up and
- 35:31Speaker 1: I just wanted to have a crack you.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Funny thing is we could have been finished by yeah exactly.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Well no, okay, okay, here we go. Actually, you know
- 35:38Speaker 1: what I'm to do. I want to start it again
- 35:39Speaker 1: right first? Can you just throw to it again? Oh
- 35:42Speaker 1: you hey, guys text here from Steve? What's for teal
- 35:47Speaker 1: with me? Ki me?
- 35:51Speaker 5: I mean, just before you start? Actually keasy. I'm thinking
- 35:54Speaker 5: if you're wanting a new sort of field, it maybe change.
- 35:57Speaker 1: That's I love this thing, Pugs, mate. He did a
- 36:00Speaker 1: really great job.
- 36:01Speaker 4: No one's denying that, but I know he could do
- 36:03Speaker 4: it again and give it a real fresh, vibrant sort
- 36:05Speaker 4: of a feeling. I agree, But it's not the sting
- 36:08Speaker 4: that's the issue. I feel like it's the way people
- 36:10Speaker 4: will know that it's news.
- 36:12Speaker 3: What's this?
- 36:13Speaker 4: There's no way this could be you know, what's for
- 36:15Speaker 4: dinner in New Zealand with old Keyesy. Well, if we're
- 36:17Speaker 4: going to do that, surely would change up what's on
- 36:19Speaker 4: Telly with my But I'm not changing. He's perfect it's perfect.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Okay, it's nailed.
- 36:25Speaker 5: We're only changing this one or you're only wanting to
- 36:27Speaker 5: change this one because it's simply not working anymore.
- 36:31Speaker 1: It's not that it's not working. It always works, but
- 36:34Speaker 1: you know, just it's not like it's not broke, don't
- 36:36Speaker 1: fix it type situation. I want it to be good,
- 36:38Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I want to be like
- 36:40Speaker 1: I want to win a radio award.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Oh good, Las sure, okay for the sigma right here
- 36:43Speaker 3: we go.
- 36:43Speaker 5: Well, look to be honest with you, we've been going
- 36:45Speaker 5: a bit long here, Kesey. Maybe try it tomorrow.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Can I just read one?
- 36:50Speaker 3: God?
- 36:51Speaker 4: Just one good?
- 36:53Speaker 1: A fella's homemade chicken?
- 36:56Speaker 4: Who's that from? Who's that from?
- 36:58Speaker 1: A fellas?
- 36:59Speaker 3: Harry?
- 36:59Speaker 1: Here?
- 37:00Speaker 3: My god?
- 37:00Speaker 4: Harry hoo DENI.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Yes it's Harry Who It's Harry who? Who's making a
- 37:07Speaker 1: homemade Teryachy checking?
- 37:08Speaker 4: Don Burry? Really? This segment still got it?
- 37:12Speaker 2: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 37:16Speaker 5: Kisy Penny Wise There on the radio Hodarky Big Show
- 37:20Speaker 5: this Tuesday afternoon.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Let's talk television. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's quite good. There can eat up about a minute,
- 37:42Speaker 4: can it?
- 37:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends how many daries I've had.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Slow Horses. I watched Slow Horses again. Good, it's great,
- 37:49Speaker 4: love it. It's on Apple TV. There's four seasons that
- 37:52Speaker 4: stars Gary Oldman and it's a British spy drama.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Good stuff, mating. I've got the same next week.
- 37:58Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I just or a trailer today, I should say.
- 38:02Speaker 4: And it's about it's called is it called Landman or
- 38:06Speaker 4: something like that. Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, nice, John Hamm Yes, Demymore.
- 38:17Speaker 4: It's a series and it's about the Texas oil fields
- 38:21Speaker 4: and Billy Bob Thornton is a bit of a mister
- 38:24Speaker 4: fix it feller for the oil companies and it's all
- 38:27Speaker 4: intrigue and drama and all that sort of thing. And
- 38:29Speaker 4: I think it's from the same guy Tyler Sheridan, Taylor
- 38:31Speaker 4: Sheridan who created Yellowstone and all that sort of stuff.
- 38:34Speaker 4: So so November seventeenth, that comes out somewhere or other,
- 38:37Speaker 4: I'll be watching that. I'm a huge Billy Bob fan.
- 38:40Speaker 1: You bad center huge.
- 38:42Speaker 4: He's a great actor. On what it said Paramount Plus,
- 38:47Speaker 4: I imagine down here would like to get on on.
- 38:50Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, love Candy on.
- 38:52Speaker 5: I've got a situation in my house at the moment
- 38:54Speaker 5: where every now and then, I don't know if you
- 38:56Speaker 5: guys find this. I don't have Sky movies, but every
- 38:59Speaker 5: now and then they play the movies, and.
- 39:02Speaker 1: I don't know whether they channel starts working.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Yeah, the channels. Wow.
- 39:06Speaker 5: Every month, I'll just stop on a movie channel on
- 39:09Speaker 5: sea because sometimes they actually do play. So I ended
- 39:12Speaker 5: up watching Lethal Weapon too, any Glover.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Mel Gibson.
- 39:18Speaker 5: I love Mel Gibson so but I've got to say
- 39:22Speaker 5: they're so stupid, you know, massive explosions, just massively over
- 39:29Speaker 5: the top.
- 39:31Speaker 4: South African one, yes, African.
- 39:34Speaker 5: But I I pursed myself laughing because there was a
- 39:38Speaker 5: scene at the very end with Danny Glover with the
- 39:40Speaker 5: South African Baddy the moogi and Danny Glover's got his
- 39:45Speaker 5: gun on him and the South African Baddy goes, but
- 39:48Speaker 5: I have diplomatic community. Danny Glover blows his head up
- 39:55Speaker 5: and goes, your immunity was just that is so ridiculous
- 40:05Speaker 5: nineties action film.
- 40:07Speaker 4: I saw an interview with Mel Gibson no more than
- 40:09Speaker 4: two days ago, and he is directing another Lethal Weapon.
- 40:15Speaker 3: Yeah, God, he's good. That I love mel Gibson.
- 40:17Speaker 4: Yeah, he is great. I mean some few issues here,
- 40:20Speaker 4: but yeah, for sure there is.
- 40:23Speaker 1: I need a recommendation from you fellers for this weekend.
- 40:27Speaker 1: A movie to watch that is like the one I
- 40:29Speaker 1: watched about the Olympic bomber, Richard Jewels, Richard Jills, If
- 40:31Speaker 1: you guys get any recommendations from a movie similar to
- 40:33Speaker 1: that based on a true story?
- 40:35Speaker 4: Ish, you know, why does that have to be like that?
- 40:38Speaker 1: Because Louis loved it and loves it based on a
- 40:40Speaker 1: true story type movie, right, and we had never even
- 40:43Speaker 1: heard of that movie, right, and it was brilliant.
- 40:45Speaker 4: Why don't you just go through all of Clin Eastwood
- 40:48Speaker 4: films because he makes one pretty much every single year
- 40:51Speaker 4: and they're all pretty much exactly the same as that.
- 40:53Speaker 1: I can see directed that.
- 40:55Speaker 4: The Exorcist, Yes, that is based on WoT yeah yeah yeah,
- 41:03Speaker 4: and it's it's like, I'm not a light drama because
- 41:04Speaker 4: my wife hates, like.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Tell you your wife will love this one.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Rosemary's Baby, Rosemary's Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, it's pretty cute.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, like a little baby flick yeah yeah
- 41:17Speaker 1: kind of yeah, okay, yeah, oh thanks for that fellasn't
- 41:20Speaker 1: you wouldn't steer me wrong?
- 41:22Speaker 4: Guys?
- 41:22Speaker 1: It shore is this def livered mat.
- 41:25Speaker 2: The whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 41:29Speaker 2: and Kezy.
- 41:30Speaker 5: Pool jam there on the radio. Holdankey big show this Tuesday.
- 41:34Speaker 4: I heard them play that one, Jace, did you get down?
- 41:36Speaker 4: On Friday night?
- 41:37Speaker 3: They didn't go off?
- 41:38Speaker 4: Elderly woman behind shop counter in a small town? What
- 41:41Speaker 4: a great title for a song, isn't it great? Isn't
- 41:44Speaker 4: it really really great? Off?
- 41:46Speaker 3: Speaking of great? Yeah, have you guys heard of the
- 41:48Speaker 3: Black Clash?
- 41:50Speaker 4: I think so?
- 41:51Speaker 5: It rings a bell because January eighteenth next year at
- 41:54Speaker 5: the beautiful Hagley Oval, they're going to be doing it again.
- 41:57Speaker 4: Wow.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Have you can we just park that for a sick
- 42:02Speaker 1: You know what? I love tramsh like trams, that old
- 42:07Speaker 1: fashioned transport that they have done in christ Church. Yeah,
- 42:10Speaker 1: did you know that as part of this Black Clash
- 42:12Speaker 1: competition we're about to talk about, you get to go
- 42:13Speaker 1: for a free ride on a tram.
- 42:14Speaker 4: You're joking, yeah, because it normally costs about a dollar fifty. Yeah,
- 42:18Speaker 4: so that's that's a good saving. Yeah.
- 42:22Speaker 1: So as part of this Black Class I got a
- 42:24Speaker 1: gold card, so it's like a dollar.
- 42:27Speaker 3: I got thy free. Yeah yeah wow.
- 42:29Speaker 1: So you could go along as well if you would
- 42:30Speaker 1: like a free ride on the tram and christ Church
- 42:32Speaker 1: And as a little side bonus, sit with myself and
- 42:36Speaker 1: Margie in a hot spring spa sideline at the Black
- 42:39Speaker 1: Clash on the eighteenth of January and get free flights
- 42:41Speaker 1: in accommodation for you and a mate. Then here to
- 42:43Speaker 1: hold you dot co dot inz. Get yourself from the
- 42:45Speaker 1: drawer there. We'll be drawing it a little later on
- 42:46Speaker 1: in the year. Tickets are almost sold out, folks, get it. Jase,
- 42:51Speaker 1: Sorry Fellers, I just feel like you didn't do anything
- 42:54Speaker 1: to try and sort of cover that cough.
- 42:56Speaker 4: Wow, you know that was rude. I'm just looking up
- 42:59Speaker 4: the cost of this tram. Oh yeah, down there in
- 43:02Speaker 4: christ Church forty bucks?
- 43:06Speaker 1: Is it forty dollars?
- 43:07Speaker 4: Can you believe that's still so cheap? The tram there
- 43:12Speaker 4: and here that the christ trams offer a unique experience
- 43:18Speaker 4: combining in history which is the old tram, by the
- 43:21Speaker 4: fact that it's old old Yeah, and sight scene on
- 43:24Speaker 4: board on of the city's best love attractions. I think
- 43:27Speaker 4: they mean one yeah plus kids ride free can I
- 43:32Speaker 4: also just say on that front, and a lot of
- 43:33Speaker 4: people may not know this. They have different types of
- 43:37Speaker 4: trams for different occasions. Oh really, there's even a swingers tram.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't know about that.
- 43:43Speaker 5: They come out that that goes from midnight till three am.
- 43:48Speaker 3: I like that.
- 43:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:49Speaker 5: Yeah, So if you're interested in swinging on a tram,
- 43:52Speaker 5: on a tram, get into it.
- 43:54Speaker 1: So hodaki dot coto and zi, get yourself in the drawer.
- 43:56Speaker 1: You to make can be flying down there. Yes, go
- 43:58Speaker 1: to the Black Clash. You know you're sitting that's in
- 44:00Speaker 1: a hot time, blah blah blah. You will get a
- 44:02Speaker 1: free ride on a tram that is potentially worth forty bucks. Wow.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Do you know what's interesting is when I was in Portugal,
- 44:08Speaker 1: right is a man? There's an iconic tram there that
- 44:11Speaker 1: has been operating forever one hundred years. It was two
- 44:14Speaker 1: dollars to get onto.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's like a proper you know, yes, has
- 44:18Speaker 4: got anything on the christ Church tram ah nna.
- 44:21Speaker 5: But can I make the point too, that was two
- 44:23Speaker 5: dollars euro, which is about eighty five dollars news, two
- 44:26Speaker 5: dollars euro.
- 44:28Speaker 3: It was the euro.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hold actually big shows with Jason Hoyt,
- 44:33Speaker 2: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 44:43Speaker 5: Whether you go your Maion Barsards, that's your Tuesday show,
- 44:46Speaker 5: done and dusted, Maggie.
- 44:47Speaker 3: Your plans for the night, please.
- 44:50Speaker 4: I'm going to go and see a movie that's tomorrow,
- 44:54Speaker 4: Gladiated Two Keys. Are you coming, man?
- 44:57Speaker 3: I'm not, okay, actually going to take my wife to that?
- 45:00Speaker 4: When? Okay?
- 45:01Speaker 3: Is it so you're going to the premiere tonight. I'm
- 45:03Speaker 3: kind of a screening. Yeah, but it'll maybe start swing.
- 45:06Speaker 4: It opens on Vember fourteen?
- 45:08Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, great, Yeah, I was supposed to go to that,
- 45:12Speaker 1: but we've got a change of plans, so now I'm
- 45:14Speaker 1: not going. But Pugs are not going to head it up.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Maybe this weekend, maybe next time we get a chance,
- 45:17Speaker 1: all right, because Pugs is going to go to that
- 45:19Speaker 1: as well, So now you can't go either. Pegs, Yeah, down, yeah,
- 45:23Speaker 1: everybody down there? Do you want my tickets?
- 45:25Speaker 5: Are you comfortable doing that? After the move Pugs made
- 45:29Speaker 5: on you when you went around to his play or
- 45:30Speaker 5: he came around to yours?
- 45:31Speaker 1: You still why do you think I've postponed it?
- 45:33Speaker 3: So you go? You're going to.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Play along?
- 45:37Speaker 4: Mate?
- 45:37Speaker 3: Good there's the.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Reason why I've postponed it because fall through that again.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too full long.
- 45:43Speaker 5: What are you doing tonight, Jas, I'm just chilling out actually, thanks,
- 45:48Speaker 5: probably watch a bit of mist in between.
- 45:51Speaker 4: What about you?
- 45:52Speaker 3: What about you? Though, cusy because you just said you
- 45:55Speaker 3: hear something come up, but you went very specific.
- 45:57Speaker 1: All of my friends are going along to a quick
- 46:00Speaker 1: night which another one of our best friends is hosting. Right,
- 46:03Speaker 1: and found out it was the same night. Oh yeah,
- 46:05Speaker 1: and it was just like, oh, we can go see
- 46:07Speaker 1: Gladiator too, whenever, right, and so I want to go
- 46:09Speaker 1: see my mate do a quiz.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, get on you mate.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Thanks Fellas, Hey you listen. Thanks for taking the time
- 46:15Speaker 3: to listen to the show. Make sure you check out
- 46:17Speaker 3: the podcast. Also check out our Instagram account. Till tomorrow,
- 46:20Speaker 3: See you later.