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FULL SHOW: LIVE From A Day In Loo 2 (Feat. James Mustapic, Courtney Dawson & KEYYYZIE) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
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  Speaker 1: June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just
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  Speaker 1: two dollars.
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  Speaker 2: It's Radio Hodike Day and Lou number two, raising a
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  Speaker 2: witness for Bell Cancer, New Zealand's second highest course of
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  Speaker 2: cancer death. To make a three dollar donation, just text
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  Speaker 3: I'll get a your mad Barstard's great to have your
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  Speaker 3: company this Wednesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of June twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
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  Speaker 4: Ah Yes Dayan Lou too.
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  Speaker 3: If you are anywhere in the Auckland CBD, come on
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  Speaker 3: down to the Empire Tabinet. Say gooda Mogi, you absolute
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  Speaker 3: stallion of a man, You Greek a donna's house life.
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  Speaker 5: You goin pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
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  Speaker 5: of a b absolute pleasure to be down here today.
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  Speaker 5: And God it's World War, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Sure as man?
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  Speaker 5: We got in here first thing in the morning. In
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  Speaker 5: the morning, we were here at about five thirty, queuing
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  Speaker 5: up to get through the doors and glad we did
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  Speaker 5: because it has just been rammed all day. Have have a
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  Speaker 5: lot of support for Bell Camps in New Zealand and
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  Speaker 5: Bell Cancer Awareness, and we are going to do them
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  Speaker 5: proud today.
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  Speaker 1: Kezy certainly are Mogi Sorry threw me off there? Usually
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  Speaker 1: you throw to Jason and Hills.
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  Speaker 5: Something horrible to you, but that's not the way we
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  Speaker 5: today's about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not that we do that anyway, fellows. No, I
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  Speaker 3: mean we always support Kezy. Just before you kick off there, Kezi,
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  Speaker 3: what's with a massive heiccky on your neck?
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  Speaker 6: Did you notice that?
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  Speaker 3: Hell?
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  Speaker 6: They did.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: My wife got pretty excited that it was Dayan Lou
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  Speaker 1: too today. She knew that there'd be a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people hanging around. Sure, so it was sort of like
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  Speaker 1: put a little stamp on it, you know, sold, I'm
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  Speaker 1: off the market, you might say, just just quickly on
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  Speaker 1: my technique, Jason, you're gonna have to hold it closer
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  Speaker 1: to your mouth, mate, just so that you sound better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you forget Kezy.
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  Speaker 6: I was in there.
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  Speaker 3: I was in the theater, mate, so I project my
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  Speaker 3: voice so I don't actually have to have it so
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  Speaker 3: fiercely close as you do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose if it was any closer, you'd be
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  Speaker 1: able to hear you breathing through that snozz of yours.
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  Speaker 1: So but hey, it's great to be down here at
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  Speaker 1: the Empire Tavern raising money for Bell Cancer New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: Text the word loud to three seven seven nine, instant
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  Speaker 1: three dollar donation. It is one hundred percent community funded
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  Speaker 1: and receives no government assistance. So do be generous, do
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  Speaker 1: get stuck, and don't.
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  Speaker 6: Be like Jace. Text lou right now to three seven
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  Speaker 6: seven nine and donate three bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Over the course of the day, we'll be talking to
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  Speaker 5: a lot of experts in and around the Bank Bell
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  Speaker 5: Cancer area and we're hoping that by the end of
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  Speaker 5: the day we will have convinced Jase to make that
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  Speaker 5: three dollar donation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, last year.
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  Speaker 6: It didn't happen, did it, Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely? It's a massive shall we head? It's a massive afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: so do come on down if you're in the Auckland CBD.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get into some chin shall we before we get
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  Speaker 3: some comedians.
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  Speaker 2: On Ah the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Minogue and Keisy He.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed muse there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: line from the Empire Tavern and the Auckland CBD for
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  Speaker 3: a day in lou too. Hey, fellas, if you don't mind,
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  Speaker 3: I'd just like to get a bit of admin out
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  Speaker 3: of the way before we fully get into the show.
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  Speaker 3: If that's okay, sure, man, you'll realize and remember that
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  Speaker 3: yesterday I put a business proposition in front of you
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  Speaker 3: higher houghdy J's head.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So people could pay and then you would give
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  Speaker 1: them your head.
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  Speaker 3: Give them I'd give them my head for a length
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  Speaker 3: of time. Depending on how long the length of time is,
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  Speaker 3: you know, would equate to how much they would pay me.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to say it's been massively successful. I
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  Speaker 3: have been absolutely inundated with people wanting houghdy Jay's head,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and some strange requests. I was thinking, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, a month span sort of thing, mogi, or
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  Speaker 3: maybe a four month span. A lot of requests for
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  Speaker 3: just thirty minutes, a few requests for Hoidy j Head
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  Speaker 3: for just ten minutes. So it's been really tricky trying
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  Speaker 3: to work out, you know, the costs.
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  Speaker 5: I think a little word of advice here, man, I
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  Speaker 5: think you need to bring in a manager. Sure, somebody
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  Speaker 5: to act as an intermediary between you and the punters.
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  Speaker 5: Good idea that person or oftentimes I will take a percentage,
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  Speaker 5: but what they'll also do is manage all of the negotiations.
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  Speaker 6: And keep you safe as well.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, because people can often be unhappy depending on you know,
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  Speaker 5: how the transaction goes. Somebody like Pugs would be very good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Putson would be great. Actually, it would be great. Incidentally,
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  Speaker 3: later on the show, there's always Connie chat with Pugs on.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's happening.
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  Speaker 1: What about if you're getting so many requests, would you
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  Speaker 1: open it up to say, like missus Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's just got to be higher Hoidy
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  Speaker 3: J's head, right, you know, I don't want to confuse
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  Speaker 3: the message out there. I just wanted to say. The
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  Speaker 3: reason I bring it up because I'm booked out for
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  Speaker 3: the next two years basically, right, So, well, that's hats.
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  Speaker 1: People are sending you their hats. Is it still that
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  Speaker 1: you wear them and that's the business or.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a few other different requests occasions where
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  Speaker 3: you will wear a hat. I will wear a hat sometimes, easy,
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 5: I've been told that a lot of the times if
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  Speaker 5: you've got a camp on, you have to turn it
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  Speaker 5: backwards exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm absolutely staked, so much so
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  Speaker 3: that I'm going to have to, you know, stop it
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  Speaker 3: in its tracks as we speak.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's a boomer man.
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  Speaker 5: You might also be able to consider franchising that out. Sure,
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  Speaker 5: you could sort of have stores all around the country.
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  Speaker 5: It's just people, you could. It's the sort of thing
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  Speaker 5: you could have on the side of the street as well.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, why not? Little Yeah is that legal totally?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can get a permit, right, you get a
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  Speaker 5: permit from the council there, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a good, good idea.
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  Speaker 1: And why don't you do it sort of during the
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  Speaker 1: hours where other people aren't selling stuff, so that you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can get more foot traffic of nighttime?
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  Speaker 6: Nighttime? Yeah, that's when I targeted.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I love the ideas are flowing.
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  Speaker 5: It is a good idea as well, because you often
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  Speaker 5: find at nighttime people have had a few beers and
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  Speaker 5: they're going to make a few bad decisions.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, so that it could be not that hiring
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  Speaker 3: hiring my head is a bad.
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  Speaker 6: Decision, It might be one that they would have make sober.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, well maybe, yeah, it might be one they regret
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  Speaker 3: in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: For sure, I can picture, you know, one am comes around,
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  Speaker 1: I've responsibly had a few and then I just text
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  Speaker 1: through to O eight hundred Hoidy J's head, just you
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  Speaker 1: up question Mark and then we meet it a place
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  Speaker 1: and then just go from there.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good, Keys, he sounds good. Let's get back to
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  Speaker 3: the tune, shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, and don't forget text Lou to three seven seven
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  Speaker 1: too good, and also come down to the Empire Tavern
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  Speaker 1: in Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Black Sabbath, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Black Sabbath.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show this Wednesday afternoon life
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  Speaker 3: from the Empire Tabin and the Auckland CBD. If you're
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  Speaker 3: in the area, come on down and say get a one,
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  Speaker 3: don't you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: We've been broadcasting live here all day for a day
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  Speaker 1: in lou number two.
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  Speaker 6: It is our second year doing this. Then we're trying
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  Speaker 6: to get it up and running.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know what it is full details day
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  Speaker 1: and Lou dot co dot in zere. But the skinny
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  Speaker 1: of it is that we are trying to raise funds
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  Speaker 1: and also awareness for bal cancer New Zealand. Text the
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  Speaker 5: Fellas you get onto that would your hody j thanks mate, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just you know, well, you know, in terms of my
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  Speaker 5: bowel movements, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty meticulous, fellows. Yeah, I'm very observant. Two perfect tubes
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  Speaker 3: every morning around six eighty five, drop down to two.
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  Speaker 3: It's dropped down to two. Cut back on the diet
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  Speaker 3: a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: The change of bell habits is actually a symptoms, so
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  Speaker 6: you go get checked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, good idea.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true and you do have to stay on
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  Speaker 6: top of it, horedy ja.
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  Speaker 5: I agree with you there, mate, And one of the
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  Speaker 5: ways that I do it well, as you say the
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  Speaker 5: achisi there's a change in stool, so I might go
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  Speaker 5: from solid to more of your the diarrhea sort of
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  Speaker 5: sort of situation will be switching back and forward between
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  Speaker 5: the two.
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  Speaker 6: So a real variety.
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  Speaker 5: And what you're looking for is that nice smooth consistency
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  Speaker 5: of steel and the best way to check that I
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  Speaker 5: find is getting in there and just between the fore
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  Speaker 5: finger and the thumb.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, and that's just once a month you can do that.
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  Speaker 5: So you're digging around in there. You don't have to
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  Speaker 5: dig around. You shouldn't have to dig around. It should
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  Speaker 5: be just right there beneath the surface.
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  Speaker 1: And you reach in with your forefinger and you pull
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  Speaker 1: a bit out and you just play with it.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to just to ride out just above
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  Speaker 5: the water there, but just to give an idea of
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  Speaker 5: what you've got.
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  Speaker 3: Like you're putting a bit of salt on your meal,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, Yeah, a pinch moogy thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice man, nice.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you're not doing that, Keysy, We No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. No, well you should be doing that well,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm thirty two. I should go and
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  Speaker 1: you know, get a colon os could be done.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah you've had one. I have you said? It was
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  Speaker 6: a great time. Yeah, I mean yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We'll probably start talking about colon Osky's later because this
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  Speaker 5: is I want to get this through to you that
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  Speaker 5: this is an important thing to do as well.
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  Speaker 6: Keys all right, the actual the sort of reaching down
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  Speaker 6: and getting amongst it physically with your own.
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  Speaker 3: In terms of your stool's keysy since you're not doing that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because I've often been fascinated between the difference
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  Speaker 3: of your your regular mid day stool and your midnight
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  Speaker 3: Steve for example, you have Yeah, I mean obviously there's
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  Speaker 3: different things going on there is there.
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  Speaker 6: To be honest, mate.
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  Speaker 3: In terms of consistency, it's clockwork.
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  Speaker 6: For me, it's all the same, and I'm the same
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  Speaker 6: as you. JS you're up at six that you're doing it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not far behind you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm following you in there at about seven thirty and
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  Speaker 1: that's daily for me, and then the occasional midnight one,
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  Speaker 1: which fortunately hasn't become too much of a thing on
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  Speaker 1: the big show.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with you, fellas. We're sitting
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  Speaker 3: on a stage here, sitting on toilets, and I'm finding
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  Speaker 3: it a little bit triggering, you know what i mean.
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  Speaker 3: Being in this position, my body is sort of you know,
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  Speaker 3: this is my quiet time for so I'm getting a
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  Speaker 3: bit of bow trembling going on at the moment, just
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  Speaker 3: like it's like muscle memory. You brain's going I'm sitting
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  Speaker 3: in a barg I need to do my three perfect yes.
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  Speaker 5: Sit straight, up and down like that pretty much for me.
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  Speaker 5: I've sort of got an elbow on each knee. I'm
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  Speaker 5: leaning forward. I generally have a book in my hands.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be catching up on the latest toss or you
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  Speaker 5: ski or something similar to that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I have a book on the tour that I've
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  Speaker 3: had the same book for twelve years.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I like to do wrote that, Hener Hugh Hefner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like to just sit there quietly, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: and just not have anything stimulating my brain and just
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  Speaker 1: being at one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, there's a lot going on when you're doing it, Keysy,
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  Speaker 3: so you know what, at one with your twos.
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  Speaker 6: That's exactly right, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Now, exciting news coming up. We've got comedian James must
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  Speaker 3: have been coming in here.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. For the entire Dan Lou.
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  Speaker 1: We have been flushing away the adverts and replacing the
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  Speaker 1: nice comedy breaks, various comedians coming in and reading the
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  Speaker 1: jokes that people have ticked through on three four eight three,
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  Speaker 1: So please keep those jokes coming.
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  Speaker 6: And we will be getting to those over the next
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  Speaker 6: few hours. Beautiful, that's a tune, Jays cake it okay?
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  Speaker 6: You love kk hell Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 6: Radio a day in lou Time.
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  Speaker 7: To flush another commercial break for a cardie break.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back your massive back time you lissen
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  Speaker 3: to the Big Show live from the Empire teven and
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  Speaker 3: New Orpen CBD for a day in Lou too, and
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  Speaker 3: has promised as promised, we're flashing the commercials and they've
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  Speaker 3: got the one the only James must depick with us.
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  Speaker 3: James Ammed bastard has life.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, listen to adoring crowd.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they love you, James.
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  Speaker 8: My gosh, nice to see you all my fans.
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  Speaker 3: And I can I just say too, it's nice to
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  Speaker 3: see a wine glass with a decent amount of wine
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  Speaker 3: in it, you know what I mean, instead of just
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  Speaker 3: like a little squirt.
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  Speaker 8: I'm actually Comedians off to make fun of me because
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  Speaker 8: I when I'm on stage, I hold the mic in.
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  Speaker 3: Hand.
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  Speaker 5: You're nice, quite powerful, Okay, okay, do you order a
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  Speaker 5: double with the Yeah, this is a double.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff of course. If you're listening right now, come
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  Speaker 1: on down to the Empire teven. You can also donate
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  Speaker 1: three dollars right now by texting Lou to three seven
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  Speaker 1: seven nine.
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  Speaker 6: That's Bell Cancer New Zealand. James, you do a lot
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  Speaker 6: of charity stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Man, Yes, I once one hundred thousand dollars for charity.
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  Speaker 6: Really, how'd you do?
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  Speaker 5: That?
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't on a TV show? Yeah, cently was far out,
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  Speaker 6: So James took out the top spot on Celebrity Sure
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  Speaker 6: Island one hundred thousand of charity. How did you feel
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  Speaker 6: after that?
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  Speaker 8: God, the charity didn't contact me for ages.
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  Speaker 6: Was sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I should say that charity is amazing, especially my chosen charity,
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  Speaker 8: Bell Cancer Foundation.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Nice, Yes, well that's pretty good. You've given a one
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  Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars to a single charity. We're trying to
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  Speaker 5: get Jokes to donate three dollars through the text today
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  Speaker 5: to Bell Cancer New Zealand.
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  Speaker 6: We're chipping away, man, we're chipping away. I've I've got
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  Speaker 6: high hopes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, I'll be honest with you, James. I do
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  Speaker 3: a lot of you know, sort of charity work myself.
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  Speaker 3: Like what, Jason, I do a lot of you know,
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  Speaker 3: free gigs and all that sort of stuff. I donate
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  Speaker 3: to a lot of charities. I don't want to get
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  Speaker 3: into it much. I don't want to be blowing my
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  Speaker 3: own horn, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think screaming at homeless people on Queen Street
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  Speaker 5: is a free geek?
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  Speaker 6: Oh you don't?
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  Speaker 3: Does that not well?
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, look at the bright side between you
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  Speaker 1: and James must have picked You've You've donated one hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars to charity.
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  Speaker 6: So that's pretty damn you should be proud of that.
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  Speaker 1: Now we have flushed out all the commercial breaks, We've
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  Speaker 1: replaced them with jokes read by comedians, and those jokes
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  Speaker 1: are sent in by the listeners on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 6: James, you've got to listen to them. You haven't pre
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  Speaker 6: read any of these, right, I haven't. All right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because there are a lot of racist ones coming through.
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  Speaker 6: But that's all good news here about it? Right at
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  Speaker 6: my wheelhouse?
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  Speaker 3: No, just kidding, Okay, shall I far away? James?
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  Speaker 8: I've got a friend in North Korea?
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  Speaker 3: Or no, that's already so can you do that in
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  Speaker 3: a North Korean.
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  Speaker 6: I've got a friend in North Korea.
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  Speaker 8: I asked them how it was over there at the
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  Speaker 8: moment they see you can't complain.
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: It's at the end of the I can't complain. Yeah,
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: you get it. No, I'll get in trouble. Joseph's like.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Brain fade.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, nice, Okay.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: If a bluebird has blue babies and the blackbird has black.
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: What breed of bird has no babies? I have no idea. Okay,
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: it's a swallow. Oh my god, who said these it?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: What the hell? Man?
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: Once you just reminded these not James jokes. These are jokes.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: Listeners might have to keep some of them.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That was a shocker. I got that one mogie.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: That's good. That's got a big response. Is it Is
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: it risky to go for a closer? Do you go
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: for a third James? And we're going to be happy
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: to wrap it up there?
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: Yes, okay, I'm liking the look of this next one.
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: going to keep moving house till I find her.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Ah, after the swallow one, it's not quite doesn't shame,
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: It doesn't have the shame.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe just do one more then?
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: Okay? All right, final Joe.
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: Whenever someone says I don't believe in coincidences.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: I say, oh my god, me neither. Why is it
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: just finishing with two squeaky cleve ones? And they're two
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: very ropable ones to begin. Yeah, yeah, beautifully delivered.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, James delivered. Thanks for coming in, mate, you're going
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: to stay and finish your wine, of course.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: You're good on you, mate, take about five minutes or
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: you can we wake around.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Applause for James mush I think everyone.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get back to the chance. Don't forget.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Text load of three seven seven nine instant three dollar
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: donations of Bow Cancer New Zealand.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Of the Hodiking Bing Show podcast Chemical Brothers there on
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: the radio. Holdankee big show. I like from the Empire,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Taving damn Luke too.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: That's right, we're down at the Empire, Central Auckland.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Come on down, get a monkst We are raising funds
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: for Bell Cancer, New Zealand. Text the word loud to
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: three seven seven nine instant three dollar donation. And also
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: make sure you you know, check yourself regularly. You were
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: saying earlier, Mogi that you actually sometimes reach in there
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: and check after you've sort of gone to the toilet,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: just to make sure the consistency is right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Well, that's right, because you know, it can be a
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: sign of an issue if there's a change in the stool,
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: if it moves from all over the firmer number, okay,
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: sort of a little bit more watery, okay, cool. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: you reach in with your hand, well I did, like
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: for example, I did it on Sunday. Just yeah, yeah,
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: I mean it's the easiest way to do it. Why
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: do you use your hand though? I feel like, you know,
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: reaching down into it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: It's sort of.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: While I'm there getting my phone out, I might as
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: well have a feel of that as well. So it's
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: sort of a two birds one stones your phone was
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: in their phone was in there, my keys and my
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: wallet because I had my baggy pants on with the
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: holes in it. But yeah, it's just it's easy, just
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: straight in there with your hand, a bit of a wrap,
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: grab your phone and your wallet, your keys if they're
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: in there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with you, Mogi. There's something
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: reassuring about having a little piece of your excrement between
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: your finger and thumb. There's something very reassuring about it,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: that's right, you know what I mean.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: And it helps you retrace your steps as well, exactly right, Yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know what you've been and what you've
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: been up to, right, Okay, well I'll give that a
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: go from now on. Whatever my wallet's and there.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, just check it out.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Does that happen quite often? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right, okay,
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: good to no.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Hey. In the meantime, it's time for this tools down.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: And Liza, it's super liquor trade was time time?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Just yes, indeed, trade against trade your chance to win
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: five hundred bucks cash. We've dragged the little spinning wheel
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: all the way down here. Especially you can spin the
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: wheel live in front of our live audience here, keys,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: are you ready to go? You're fired up? Can I?
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Can I recommend that today? Because you've been a bit
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: weak on the spins and it's nothing personal. Minute, you know,
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: it can be tough in front of a crowd. Why
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: don't you use your wiping hand and that'll be a
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: bit stronger.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, which is my other hand, because I use
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: my other hand for wiping, but my right one for
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: everything else. Okay, go left handed? One big spin coming up?
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Three two, one?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Ah, appalling, that was really bad, but this is kind
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: of appropriate. Plumber.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Oh oh, first trader is plumber.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, plumber.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: So if you're a plumber, give us a call now.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Oh eight hundred Hodak and you could win five hundred
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: things to super liquor. Alright, second spin, I'll use my
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: regular hand, all right, I give up my wiping hand.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Three two one better?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Ah, okay the two p's pa. Oh, hang on, there's
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: been a gust of breeze. Wait whay.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Go what what Painter?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Oh that is so weird. It landed on painter again
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: after it went round three more times. So if you're
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: a plumber or you're a painter, give us a call
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: right now on eight hundred Hodakin. When it's our five
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks, go on, give it a give it a nudge.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, Pearl jam Black, don't forget June Ta's
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: low three seven seven nine, Get amongst people, instant three
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: dollars donation to Bell Cancer, New Zealand.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: and Kesy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Let's go to the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: He is indeed a trade against trade in your chance
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: to win five hundred dollars cash Painter and a plumber today, Fellows,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: is it Racco or Raco? Raco? Buddy Raco? You're mad, bastard.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Hou's life good absolutely great. Good on you, mate. How's
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: the aiming business treating you? Oh?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Lovely mate, lovely.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: I used to do a bit of painting back in
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: the day and you've got to be a real backbone
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: to stick at there every day.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Brother, Well done, cheers mate.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, good on you you, Maco Met plumber. How are
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: you your Mayor Barslin?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, fellows, how are you?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate, good good. Busy plumbers are always
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: bloody busy. It's almost impossible to get a plumber these
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: days because it's so busy.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, busy, flat out mate. Hey Matt plumber from christ Church,
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: may are you're a p trap guy and this trap
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: guy I prefer yeah, yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Same, so good, same, all right, fellows, This is how
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: it works. We ask three questions. First to two wins
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Jase, Jase, Jace. Can I ask the first question?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Sure, but I just got to finish up. And your
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: buzzer is what you do for a living, So Raco
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: for you, it's obviously painter, and Met for you it's planner,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: all right, fellas, fellows.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: First question in Japan, what does the phrase conichiwa mean? Hello? Yeah, plumber,
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Matte yeah, hello, yeap, what hello? What? Oh no, sorry,
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: yes it is hello. That's correct. One one to the plumber.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Stuff well John, Matt, all right, second question here, fellas,
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: And this one's a multi choice.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: We're doing this for bell Cans In New Zealand.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: The Gateway to the Intestine is also known as d
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: nas C NICs, B nice or a nash.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lacos correct back massive backbone. All right, fellows, here's
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: a decider. Is the decider?
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: So you saying, Jason, the winner of this one gets
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: five hundred dollars.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly that key cheers, That cheers to that man. All right, powders,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: here we go. How many Barrett brothers have played for
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: the All Blacks?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Matt? I heard Matt, he yelled out three. That is correct, Matt,
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: you just got five hundred bucks thanks to superliker mate.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Good on. Yeah, your backbones. Yeah, we'll chuck you over
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: to Big Dilly and the main studio there and he'll
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: sort you out. Thanks for playing.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, And of course he's going to take three
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: dollars of that five hundred and text lou to three
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: seven seven nine donate three bucks to bow Cancer New Zealand.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Coming up, after five on the Big Show. Of course,
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: more day and lou Chat.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: If you're in Auckland come down to the Empire Tabin
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: and get a monkst it's going off and a mystery
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: comedian guest to read our jokes instead of an ad break.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Pretty exciting stuff. And also we'll be getting to the
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: bottom of why Kezy has got such a humongous hecky on,
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: isn't it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a massive hecky Vicky all that after five The.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy. It's Bell
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Cancer Awareness monthly, and that's why we're doing a day
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: and Loop number two. Val Cancer is curable in more
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: than ninety percent of cases if caught early enough, so
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: know the symptoms, get checked and take action.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: the Big Show, brought to you by Night Live from
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the Empire Tabin and the Orkland CBD. So if you're
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: in the area, come on down and join the party
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: and fellers. Speaking of parties, I've had my first, my
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: first customer for hire, Hoidy j Head. Oh yeah, Joineryrecycle
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: dot co dot nz. It is an online demo yard.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: They sell and recycle aluminum and wo single doors, French doors,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: bifold doors, ranch sliders, windows or filler and Bungalow joinery
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Bungalow joiner. They've given me this amazing hat and the
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: most important part, Yes, the most important part. They've donated
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty back.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: To the course good the.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Good barstards at Joinery Recycle dot co dot in z.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: That's right.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: If you'd like to make a donation as well to Bellcanser,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: New Zealand taxt the word lou to three seven seven
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: ninth instant three dollars donation or if you'd like to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: make more than that, head to day and lou dot
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: co dot in z.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: All the details are there is that the emotional been
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: paid for Hody's head.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so far, pretty good. So I'll give it to
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Balcancer in Z. I'll give them ten twenty bucks and
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I'll keep the rest. How does that sound? I can't
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: give them fool was my idea. Keys, You're not just
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: throwing cash away, man.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: No, let's we're doing a charity event right now. You
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: have to give the full one fifty two charity. I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: know it goes against every fiber of your being to
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: do that. Jay, all you can all you can see
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: in fifty texts.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Now, I just want to say to the public out
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: there listening to the show and to the live public
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: here that I've been given a lot of grief about
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: not making donations. I want you to go on the
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Big Show Instagram account right now and check out Hoity
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: j making said donations.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Oh that's so good, Jason.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, myself and mic in thousands of other New
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Zealanders just donated without a big fan fear. But obviously
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: if you need a big round of applause for donating
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that three dollars then, and Jason did want to.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do want a round of applause. Please, can
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I say one hundred and fifty three dollars?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: And you also wanted to shout out the pantsman for
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: doing such a great job of adjusting that photo of
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: that image before it was posted.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Good stuff, Mogi, stop it, what do you do?
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: We're here to do a little bit of what do
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: you call it there with the photo photo shopping? Thank
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: you ya? Either that or it was it was actually
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Pantsman's phone.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what I'm going to do it
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: live if you think yeah, at some point once I
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: figure out how to do it, because it was actually
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Pantsman who showed me how to do it. But let's
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: get back to the tunes. Let's keep the party rolling.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Here's a better food fighters.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: in week days and four on Radio Honarchy.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: He is indeed Jimmy e'd world there on the radio
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Houradarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Hope you're getting through
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: hump day, Okay, if you're in New Aukland, CBD, come
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: on down to what's it called again?
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Day?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: And lou Day and lou too, and.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Only said it ten times around.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I know I just had a brain fade. Keysy itnsel.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: It happens a lot. It does happen a lot. Actually.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to make a three
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: dollars donation to Balcancer New Zealand, June is their month
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and they've raised a lot of cash this month. They
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: could always do with more text the word loud to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: three seven seven nine right now now, speaking of cash, Sorry,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: fellas h In a few weeks time, we going to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Hardy Jay's family batch for a big show with.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: More of a mention really, well, are you I realize
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: how much money you come from?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's not.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: It's his wife's.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: It's pretty it's pretty flash making. You're going to be
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: im pretty question about it. Man.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: We're just on that because when we first agreed to
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: the idea, we're in the car on the way back
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: from just a brilliant live show at field Days, and
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: you know, you were like, you guys should come to
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: my badge.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It'd be really great, you know, we'd love to host. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then we agree to it and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I find out that it's actually going to cost money.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Pugs and I are paying six hundred and fifty dollars
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: each for the weekend.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Well, no, it was actually eight hundred minutes because Maggie's
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: a bit short on cash at the moment because he's
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: bought that new mansion and herne bay.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah true. So now I'm playing eight hundred dollars is Pugs?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: And I spoke to my wife about it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I was like teammate, and I was like, you know,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: this is important, it's team building, and she basically was like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you can't just spend eight hundred dollars, you.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Know, on a batch weekend for you and the flowers.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Look, he's the good news is that's all changed? Read
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the money because.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because otherwise I was gonna have to pull out.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: I hate that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: You hate pulling out.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: The thing is and I had a good think about it,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: and I think you'll agree with me. Mogi. Pudson has
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: done an amazing job this year as our producer, so
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: good give it up for Potson and everybody. Pugs on
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: the legend Pagson, Yeah, it was so good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: That was like thirty percent of the audience pugs On man,
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: that would work, mate.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: That was massive. And I was thinking, you know, it
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: doesn't sit right with me, and I hope you fellas
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: agree with me that I charge Pudson to come to
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: the family batch. I'd rather he just come, relax and
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: do his own things. So if it's good with you fellas,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to say the Pugs don't worry about
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: the cash.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, good on your brea.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I one hundred percent agree with that, definitely. And
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: then so with my situation does change me as well?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does change you, because obviously you're going to
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: have to cover Pugs and that's going to be sixteen.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Hundred bucks for you, Keysy. It's expensive for one person.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: It is quite expensive.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: I think I speak on behalf of you when I
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: say that. There's a lot of money, brother, and you've
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: just come back from two weeks in Bali and a
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: week on the Gold Coast. So if you can't make it,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: we could just say next time.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Oh totally keasy. Look if it's out of your reach,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: it'll just be the three of us. That's all kid,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: So that's all Gekesy, No, hang on, sorry, just because
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I want to go right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It's team building, you guys. You know it's not the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: big show without all Kezy there. You guys have seen
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that hundreds of times. And if Pug Soun's going for free,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: MIC's going for free because he's got no cash at
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, because he bought that mansion and herne bay.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I just don't see where I have to pay sixteen
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. And also my wife's not going to go
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: for that, ma ad maaf.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, well the reality is, Keysy, you don't have to
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: if you don't want to pay the sixteen hundred. That's fine, mate, have.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: You look I want to come?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Boy?
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Do I want to come? All right? I just don't
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: know how to broach it with my wife.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to come and you don't want to
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: pull out. I can understand that. Well, look it'll be funny,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: heaven you there.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: What do you mean funny?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Well, you Knowesse, you get pussed up and you're sort
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: of stumbled around the joint banging into walls and that always.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Makes me laugh. So yeah, I would like to have
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: you there for that.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: So I guess we could work through a few scenarios
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: there about because I know how afraid you are of
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: your wife.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: So why don't we do that? Hoidy j sounds good?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Man? OK? After this next year?
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah? What I like role playing?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, having a role play.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: You're going to role play my wife?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll roll play your wife, Kezi, No say it
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: like that. No, I'll role play your wife. It's all
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: gene man, it's all good.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: The Hodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Kezy is indeed big.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: There on the radio Hodanky Big Show Live from the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Empire Tavern in the Auckland CBD for a day and
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Lou too.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: The Empire Tarvan, I love the entire If you're in
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the Aria, come on down, get the monks. We're raising
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: funds for bel Canton, New Zealand raising a witness as well.
• 30:47
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• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Lou to three seven seven nine now Fellers flow flowers.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I've just found out the batch.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Trip to Hoidy J's family batch is now going to
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: cost me sixteen hundred dollars for two rights. Yeah, a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: good deal of that food included and petrol. Well, hang on, no,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: that's that's crucial. But the issue is my wife. There's
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: no way she's going to let me do that. She
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: didn't want me to spend eight hundred dollars lett alone
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: double that. Sure, So if you guys said that, you
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: will do some role playing and basically teach me how
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to go about the situation so that when it comes
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: time to broach it with.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Her I'll be able to talk around.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: That's right, And this is a common technique technique used
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: in acting Hoidy Jane Ges role playing. It allows you
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: to be spontaneous and it really gets you to focus
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: on the listening, right, you have to focus in on
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: your scene partner and listen my scene. So in this instance,
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: it's going to be hoity j You guys will get
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: started off. One might chip in a few ideas as
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: we go along as well. Okay, that'll just keep you
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: on your toes.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: So howdy j.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: You're my wife, I'm your wife. A sorry, my wife
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: and my sorry. You're my wife, yeah, my wife, and
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: I'm me Yeah, you're you.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: You're keesy and I'm your wife.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So I've just got home from work at seven thirty.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: She's in the kitchen. She just gonner no, seriously, because
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I work later than her. She's got dinner started and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I walk in. Hey, babe, how are you going?
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Not very well? Actually, Keezy, the bloody dinner's ruined. What
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: time do you call this?
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: Well, it's seven thirty. It's the same time we get
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: home every day. Sorry, babe.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: And look it smells nice. Don't patronize me. I've burnt
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: the porkmant's keezy.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: That's all right. We've got plenty more of it in
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: the freezer. Babe, you know that. Hey listen, well, I've
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: got you here in my kitchen.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: It's not a good times because she's not in a
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: great mood, but because she's try to cheer her up first. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: you don't want to ask for a favorite this moment
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: in time. Tell her how good she looks.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, you might have burnt the porkmants, but it's not
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the only thing that's hot, because you're looking hard as well. Babe,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Babe said Mike, Did I do something wrong? Thought you
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: ask your wife? Did you like that compliment?
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about a kizier right, I'll make you a
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: sandwich or something.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: That's fine. I can make my own sandwich. I'm not
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: running a hoardy j set up. Hey, babe, though, seriously, though, well,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I've got you here in the kitchen. I might just
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: have a quick yarn.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Can you not call me babe? By the way, I
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: find that really patronizing. I'm not your babe, I'm your wife.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, hello, my wife, just quickly, my waf that's really distracting.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Bogie.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Listen, do you know the Feller's Batch trip away for
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: the big show the team bonding?
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: You know that I brought that up the other day. Yes,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: so you know how it was eight hundred dollars?
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Well, good news. It's not eight hundred dollars anymore.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Well that's great.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's now sixteen hundred.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Right, okay, And is that coming out of your phone account?
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't have enough money in my fun account,
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: so I was hoping you can come out of our savings.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Well, Chris, if you don't have enough money in your
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: phone account, you can't go to the patch. It's really
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: that simple.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a batch on a patch. But I feel like, see,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I've been shut down, mogie. What can I do here
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to change it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Well I was stepping a few kids with this, all right,
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: So you're me now, am I?
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: You?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: Darling?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Why is it that you're so against me going around
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: this trip? Is it that you consider it to be
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: a lot of money?
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, babe. I just I've just had a really
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: rough day and I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Listen if you want to no, no, I'll stop you there.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I know this is a lot of money, and to
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: me it seems like it's a little over the top
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: as well. So I'm happy to stay home this weekend
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: and just the fellows go away and have a great
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: time without me. Oh okay, because I'd rather spend you
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: watching country calendar.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, Look I've been unreasonable. I want
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: you to go and hang out with the boys. Af
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: you want to spend sixteen hundred dollars, that's.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Fine, okay, because you're worth it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Oh and thank you for acknowledging the fact that I
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: wasn't in a good mood. I really appreciate it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: I want to make out in that as it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Portman's on your fing yes, Portman's yeah, stick it in my.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Mouth cat, all right, I'll give it a go Fellers,
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: I'll report back.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Can tell us about the Portmans especially, Yeah right, how
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: did you know we were having Portmans tonight?
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: Because it's the day of the week.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Guns.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Roses, the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Kesey Radio Who a day in Loop number two?
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: Time to flush another commercial break for a comedy break.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Use indeed, welcome back, your massive backbones. You're listening to
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: the Big Show live from the Empire Tavern and the
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Auckland CBD. And great news to all you backbones out
• 35:44
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• 35:52
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• 35:57
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• 35:59
  Speaker 1: like that, it's bloody great to see. If you would
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  Speaker 6: Now Bell Cancer New Zealand.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Have also been informed that people have gone off to
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  Speaker 5: the doctors to get checked as a result of you know,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: our promotion of what's going on here and across the
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: whole month, and have been referred to actually have the
• 36:24
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• 36:25
  Speaker 6: Key's yeah, yeah, so jolly good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is bloody great news. If you've got any doubts,
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• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Yourself here, Jase, go and get it done.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, now, listen, we've got a very special guest coming up.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: He's a bit of a mystery guest. He is absolutely
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: storming the stand up comedy world. He's setting a light,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: getting rave reviews wherever he goes. Magie.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, it's it's a bit of a treat really,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: you know, I haven't seen anything like what. We've been
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: involved with comedy for many, many years now, decades, hoody
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: ja and never has a star booned so brightly and
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: so quickly. And it's truly an honor here to have
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: to read us out some jokes that he's written himself. Oh,
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Keezy Key, one of the greatest stand up comedy in
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: New Zealand has ever produced.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Can I that's what it fears on your website anyway? Yeah, Yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: that's right my website.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: It's really interesting for those of you that don't know
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Keysy started doing stand up comedy and he's been waxing
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: lyrical about the fact. He's like, I don't know what
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: everyone's going on about. It's a piece of pest man.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Everyone freaks out about stand up comedy.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just nailing it every time I go out there.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's something I said. That was last week. I
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: said that, Yeah, just off there to be honest, man,
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: You sure I should do this.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: We've got actual comedians here, We've got Paul Douglas is here,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Big Sandy's here, Greg Prebble's here.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: You know, like we've got people here that could phug.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Son of course a pugsn Yeah yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Why don't we get them up to read these jokes?
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Why should I do it?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Because you're part of the Big show mate, and we
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: want to support you and your pursuit of comedy. Oh,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Els is a great opportunity here for you. You won't
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: get a friendly crowd here today. They'll be very, very forgiving.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: So let's try these these jokes out you've written.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Now, can I just because I haven't read these yet,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: but I've got a feeling, can I just remind everyone
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: these jokes have been centered by the listeners on three
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: four eight three.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Now you ran a few past us initially and a
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: bit racist, little racist. So we've tried to call as
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: many of those as we can.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, if you can't handle the heat, get out
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: of Keyesy's kitchen. Right. First joke, See it's my penis.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: You see Gome downstairs straight away. It's not good.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: I didn't write these. And it's pronounced button mushroom.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have a penis. It's a button mushroom.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Come on, that's right, guys. How could I forget my button?
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Mushroom was in the Guinness bill, a Guinness Book of
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: World records in the library, and asked me to take
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: it out. You happy with that?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: That's probably the best response I've ever had on stage. Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: here's my second joke that I definitely wrote myself. What
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: does a man with a twelve inch penis have for breakfast?
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: I had porridge?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just had scrambled eggs.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the punchline as well. This morning I had a
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: boiled egg. So well done. Yeah, I don't know. It
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: was a joke. Sorry, Yeah, it was just a quick
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: I was just interviewing you Mogy briefly.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: There.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: H third joke. I went and saw my doctor the
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: other day.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: He told me I must stop, he must I must
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: stop having a go at myself. I asked why, and
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: he said, because I'm trying to examine you.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Classic. I didn't write these. This is not classic. This
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: is a story from your life.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: At yourself.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good to tell true stories. What else you
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: got there? No, I think we just wrap it up there.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: The game keep it going more and more.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: We do what punk sunt doesn't wrap it up. You
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: know what I mean? Fellas are all right? One more?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: touch me.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: So good, Hey, just another reminded of text lou to
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: three seven seven nine. Yeah, all right, let's nip this
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: segment in the butt.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I know you did great, great gags. Now we get
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: back to some jeans, fellas, what are we going to here?
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Jays oasis, I didn't write those jokes.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: and Kesey.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Honarchy
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon Noon Alive from the Empire
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Tavern and the Orkan CBD. So if you're in the area,
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  Speaker 3: come on.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Come on down and say Gooday, that's right.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It's day in lude to our second year raising funds
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  Speaker 1: and for boal cancer New Zealand.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: June is Bow Cancer Awareness month. If you'd like to donate.
• 41:04
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• 41:08
  Speaker 1: to three seven seven nine hour statistic Mogi that I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: heard Die talking about was that's Die Hendwood, of course,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: was that if everyone over the age of thirty went
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and had a colonoscopy done, they would be able to
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: eradicate pretty much ninety nine percent of bow cancer in
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: New Zealand.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: I've never had a colonoscopy, Jason, never has you have?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, actually, it doesn't surprise me that
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Jase hasn't had it done. I think you're old school, Jay,
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: so I think you're you're in the camp where you know,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: it's sort of like if I don't get checked out,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: I can't get the bad news there for nothing's wrong
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Would that be accurate.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I think that's pretty accurate.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm of the feeling that if there's something wrong
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: with me, I want to go to a doctor and
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: find out so that hopefully I'll get medicine and be
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: made better.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: That's sure, there's two ways of looking at it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: But I had a mate who in his mid thy
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: he's got bowel cancer and very it was about thirty
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: five and it very nearly proved fatal for him.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: They caught it in the nerk of time.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: But certainly that those sort of symptoms that we've talked
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: about here, the change in still blood in the still
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: losing weight, being tied, all these sorts of things that
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: sort of applied to him. So since then and sort
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: of as a result of knowing somebody who it's happened to,
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: I think it makes it a bit more real for you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: So I have gone and had colonoscopy. Is I've got
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: no problem having the pross that exam. Whether that's you know,
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: digitally or with blood test blood test, I'll take either
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: or both at the same time.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: But the colonoscopy is not that bad. And I don't
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: know why it gets such a bad rap. You do
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: have to take drugs which clear the bowel out, then
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: testine's out, an evacuation, an evacuation.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: But that is it's not that bad. I mean, it's
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: it is what it is.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: It's sort of the worst sort of diarrhea that you'll
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: have in your life, but only goes through couple of hours, sure,
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: and then you go to sweep and you wake up,
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: and then you go.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: And have the thing done. And then when you go
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: and have the thing done, that is fine as well.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: You just go, they feed you up on drugs, you
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: lie on your side, and the fetal position so fecal position. Yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: like that, the fetal position, and then you can watch
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: the whole procedure on a big sort of television, So
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: it's like being hungover. It's exactly the same thing as
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: being hungover, except they then put a camera up your
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: bank side, which doesn't happen when you hungover as often.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's quite a rare occurrence. How did you feel
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: watching a camera on like a large sixty five inch
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: four K TV. Well, they're giving you opioids.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: You know, you're seeing the internal operations of what's going on,
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: and you call on So it's not recognizable to you,
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: do you know what I mean?
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: God, Yeah, yeah, it seems like an alien.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: That's a very weird thing, and not least of all
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: because you're absolutely off your head.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was going to say, if you're on fentanyl,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: if you're on opioids and the camera's going up there,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: you go, oh, look at that. That looks like wow,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: that's just what is that?
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're sort of struggling to keep your eyes open.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: But I would say to anybody out there that's worried
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: about having it done, it is the most simpler procedures.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: It was over in about two or three minutes. And
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: I can't recommend it highly enough.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: And it's something that I'll be going to do super
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: regularly because the last thing that I want is to
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: find out that I've got something like this when it
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: is preventable.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Preventable if you just go and get something done.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah mate, good on you, Yeah, good on you.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: And was it adopted doing the procedure? Well, he said
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  Speaker 5: he was a doctor. He was wearing a Warriors jersey,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: but he seemed legit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's wearing a Warriors That's how you know. It's
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  Speaker 6: one of the new ones. So it must have come
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  Speaker 6: from a bit of money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you. Now do go and get yourself
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  Speaker 3: checked out. If you've got any doubts, any worries, or
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  Speaker 3: I'm certainly approaching that Megie more.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
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  Speaker 3: down and join the party. Raising money for bow cancer
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  Speaker 6: That's right. It is a Day in lou number two,
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  Speaker 6: our second year doing this.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, June is bow cancer Awareness month, sofo they
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  Speaker 1: added three dollars, She did a lot more than that.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty three dollars actually, keysy oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: all right. Yeah. We've spoken to quite a few Backbones
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  Speaker 3: today in support of bell cancer and our guest, now,
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  Speaker 3: Joanna has done something quite extraordinary, so extraordinary in fact,
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  Speaker 3: that she got on the Guinness Block of Records. I
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  Speaker 3: believe cycled across Australia. What was that Darwin to Adelaide,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: LaRue down to Alaide. Yep, so that's about we're talking
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  Speaker 3: about three and a half thousand k's something like that.
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  Speaker 10: I don't want to boast there, but wait and eight hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, eight hundred I understand, Joanna, you were doing this
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  Speaker 3: all in native a friend of yours who had bow cancer.
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  Speaker 11: Talk to us about it on a serious note. I
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: was one of the really fortunate examples that had bow
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  Speaker 11: cancer screening and a chnoscopy and live a very healthy life,
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: but sadly lost a beautiful friend, britt Mel, to bow
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: cancer just through late diagnosis. So before she passed, we
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: set out a whole heap of adventures of things I
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: was going to do because she couldn't. A cycle the
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: length of New Zealand. First woman to do that, set
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: the world record, and this year, just a couple of
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: weeks ago, thought why not just take one from the
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: Aussies and go over there and show him who boss?
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  Speaker 6: So the official record, Joanna, what is it? What does
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: it say? The official record?
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: So the official record is the length of Australia. And
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: as I said, three eight hundred dollar kilometers. A lot
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: of people have tried to do it boys, but I
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: have to say it took a woman to get the
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: job done.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: So now one other thing. I was like, oh, this
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: must have happened a few years back. And then I
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: was chanting to Joanna while the news was playing. I
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, so when did you do this? She said,
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: I just got back a few weeks ago, right, wow.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And you also understand afterwards had to go to hospital
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: briefly as a result of the ridiculous physical exertion or yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: Look, I don't want to put your boys off your dinner,
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: so we'll keep it PGA. But there was some necrotized
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: soft tissue that you will yeah, a little bit of
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: a saddle saw through to the bone.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Geez, and a bit of.
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  Speaker 6: Can I just ask you exactly how long it talk?
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: Yes, yes, seriously, And it was eleven days, eleven hours,
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: fifty four minutes. I slept for about two to three
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  Speaker 11: hours a day. I had a crew of five boys
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  Speaker 11: supported me on the journey.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: They saw a lot more but naked naked me than
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: they wanted to.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: But sure, can I ask Joanna obviously what you were
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  Speaker 3: a cyclist before you undertook this or is that something
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: you just went I'm going to do it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: That's a good question. It wasn't my first idea. I
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: know I had spent a bit of time on the
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: bike before, but it was certainly the mist extreme environment
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: I've ever ever encountered. We have wildfires that went right
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: across the race, so I was like evil and evil
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: google it if you're not a gen XA sure riding
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  Speaker 11: through the flame.
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  Speaker 3: And we have a lot of snakes, yes are you?
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: We managed to sorry about it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: Let's go motor homes, but we did kill two kamper
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: vans to kangaroo strike. I got a few burns and
• 49:11
  Speaker 11: a few cingers. But the bikes amazing Chapter two bikes
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  Speaker 11: made in the Bell Cancer New Zealand colors. They came
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  Speaker 11: out of it unscathed.
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  Speaker 6: Say hello, that's amazing it because Jason you like cycling?
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Do you reckon? How do you reckon? Jason? Go? Because
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: he has a penny barthing. He bought it. You do
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: you know what?
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: I've got amaze at Bunny's bike shop up in town,
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: who is building a penny farthing.
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  Speaker 10: I'd love to see you ride there.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Oh look, any the other week. I love a penny farthing,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: and can I ask how much you raised.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: In the end?
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: Well, you know, it's all about the team effort.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: He raised over one hundred and ten thousand dollars this
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: month and I contributed a very small five grand to that,
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  Speaker 11: but it was an absolute honor to be.
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  Speaker 3: Part of the month.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, Joanna, Well, what's the full name, Jace? Just
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: so we can give a proper shout out people, I
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: It's just gone out of my head.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: It's written down on your paper there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but I haven't got my glasses on.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Just make that look okay. Full disclosure. I told him
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  Speaker 6: your name is Joanna Shart, it's actually Joanna Sharp.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Joanna, thank you that key so you dodged the
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  Speaker 3: bull at Hey dodger But no, but seriously, Joanna, that
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  Speaker 3: is a phenomenal effort. Congrats to you back then.
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  Speaker 11: Thanks guys, and thanks for everything you've done for Balconston,
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  Speaker 11: New zeal And. We couldn't appreciate it more.
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  Speaker 10: You're amazing, No.
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  Speaker 3: the Orkland seb Come on down. She's packed to the rafters.
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  Speaker 3: It's going off a party.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if you say that, Jake's people will
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  Speaker 1: think it's too busy and they won't fire.
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  Speaker 3: No, they want to have a party. Man. Then when
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  Speaker 3: I come down and have a.
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  Speaker 5: Good time, if I'm just paint a picture here, they've
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  Speaker 5: got we've got all eyes of glued on us. But
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: at the same time, we've got people here that are dancing.
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  Speaker 5: There's a huge dancer over here. It's off, but everybody's
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: watching us. And there's a group of people that are
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  Speaker 5: talking to each other. There's people falling over, there's all
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  Speaker 5: sorts of goings on here and you don't want to
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: miss out on it?
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Can I say that totally?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: And it's all for a good cause. You know, we've
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: got people tripping over in front of us for a
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  Speaker 1: good cause. It's raising money and awareness with our Cancer
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  Speaker 3: I might have a bit of a boogie later on
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  Speaker 3: the South Magie.
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  Speaker 5: It's one of those nights where I feel like I've
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: got to dance the keys of the week away.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally remember those days, mate, I do. I'm getting
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: your little hot pants on and your big thigh high
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: boots and just bogging the night away.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: High high and nothing.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: It's rid of the stresses, like a good like a
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: good old boogie, shaking that ass.
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  Speaker 6: If I may.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I used to get up. You know, they used to
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: have what would you call them, sort of raised platform
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: was platforms. Yeah, and I would, you know, do my
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: little solo dancers then Eve, I'd be like, oh nejd J. Yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: do you ever dance Keazy? Because I've watched you dancer
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  Speaker 3: a Budanco.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, do you guys want to do TV chat? Oh?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do we yea?
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I suppose.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Watch on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. Ship, that
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: was good.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: That was really good.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: That was really good, man.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody loved it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you watch on the Telly last night, Mike?
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: Not a lot, actually, man, I was just doing clean.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: So then I watched the first eight episodes of the
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: first season of House of Dragon.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's good man wowd show. Yeah yeah, eight
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: hours with yeah, roundabout, round about, round about. Good show.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm looking forward to season two, which I understand
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: is on Neon Weill that be right, Jose, you've seen
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  Speaker 5: the first two episodes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Neon it is. Yeah, that's great stuff, mate. Funnily enough,
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I watched the first fifteen episodes of Seinfeld last night. God,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I hated it. It was so bad. It was so bad,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: just like, what does he want raving about? This is crap.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: Seinfeld one of the greatest sitcoms ever.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: It's often regarded in the top two at Seinfeld and Talkback.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: I've never heard of talkback.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Oh you're missing out there.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Can tell you all about it in the break. Okay,
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: sounds great. Do you guys want to know what I watched?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: If we have to hear?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I watched the episode of Country Calendar. Oh god, this
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: guy was long lining off the commandal there having his
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: little but his crew, and I was thinking it actually
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: be quite fun because you hop on your boat, you
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: go up for a week.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: You just live on the boat.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You put the lines out, you get the snappers in,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: and it's just you and the flowers, you know, out
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: there on the boat for a week.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I've done a bit of longlining in my time. Actually, yeah,
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: quite seriously, she's hard jacking, man.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: It's not easy, not for Yeah, I don't think.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's soft Tanskezy Cavin boy Keezy.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: That's what what have you doing?
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally captain Captain's boy Keezy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Captain's boys all right, and you're Captain Honker first mate.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: But that was good. And then I turned it off
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: and watched our mad Max fur each Yeah you watch
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: what don't worry about? It's all good. Should we go
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: to a June Yeah, man, it's a sound garden.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe I can't see a thing, so I'm gonna.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: Put my beer down so I could play it. It's
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: my bad guys responsibly of course.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 3: Radio Who a Day in lou.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: Into flush another commercial break for a comedy break.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: He is indeed very excited about our next guest, Courtney Dawson,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: of course, our comedian joining us on the loose here
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  Speaker 3: at the Empire Tavern. How's life, Courtney? What's going on?
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: Life's pretty hct Okay. I just worked a full day
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: of retail and then I came in here smashed over
• 55:24
  Speaker 10: that that bench.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeh, I saw you smash a shin into that. Did
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: that hurt?
• 55:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: I did. It was a pity you didn't hit the deck.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: I thought you could have finished off by going down
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: onto the ground, whaling, whaling.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Like I thought.
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: If there's like a radio trio to fall in front
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: of it, it's not you, guys. Is he not the
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: first one? And also almost smashed into Paul Douglas.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, save that, don't waste it on the big show, Jesus. So,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: of course we've been down here for hold, he's been
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: down here for over twelve hours?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Now? Is that how long?
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: He? And buy men? Really great content today.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: It's been excellent of course day and Lou two, it's
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: all for Bow Cancer Awareness Month. We raised over one
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: hundred and ten thousand dollars and you can donate right
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  Speaker 1: now by texting Lou to three seven, seven to nine.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: And all day as well.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: People have been texting through jokes for comedians to come
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: through and read on air. Courtney, You've got some jokes there.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: You've been campaigning pretty hard for this over the last
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: sort of ten or eleven months. You've been it's getting
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: in touch with Toddy here at Hodek and asking if
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: you can be one of the comedians that came on
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: board to read out some jokes.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: So big break for you here, a massive break on the's.
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: A break been begging to come on here, but I
• 56:39
  Speaker 10: only got the okay text about three days ago.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I think you yeah, well, I mean it's you know,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: as Maggie was saying, you know, it's hotly contested spot
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: amongst the comedians getting on the Big Shaw to read joke.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that that spot that you were and Ricky Jabase
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: was supposed to do, but he pulled out three days ago.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: So I thought we'd get you in shame shame on him.
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I've got some great jokes here hit us. Okay,
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: here we go. What kind of car does an egg drive?
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: An egg? I don't know what kind of car does
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: an egg drove?
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: It's a Yolkswagonah, yolks wagon.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: That's gone down a real tree. Here. I don't mind
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: the crowd.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: You don't worry about them, man, just ignore them.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: We do.
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: They don't know what good comedy is. Okay, here we go.
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, we have another. Did you guys ask
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: for egg jokes?
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: Jokes?
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: It's too it's a double up egg jokes.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Well, peases, was all about the penis.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: We were meant to separate the egg jokes.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, it was good.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: I don't get it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: Okay, here we go, double yoka. What do you call
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: a person who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? H?
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know what do you call a person that
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: doesn't believe in Santa Claus?
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: I think this person's mucked up the premise. Their answer
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: is agnostic, but I think it's supposed to say who
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: doesn't believe in the Easter?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Buddy, jeez, I love how.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: This.
• 58:11
  Speaker 10: We're in New Zealand. People don't drink ignog.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true, man, that's true. Foul.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Often you don't find a comedian bagging their own jokes
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: immediately after telling them.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: But good stuff. Just another taxi on three four three?
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: More egg jokes please, he's a great.
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: Okay, I want to think about an egg joke, and
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: in the meantime, I'm going to tell you a a Okay,
• 58:35
  Speaker 10: let's switch to a different kind of meat.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Cow my two favorite meats.
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: It's an almost meat. Okay, what do you call a
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: cow with a twitch?
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know, Jace, what do you call it?
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 58:52
  Speaker 10: Beef jerkys?
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just reminded the listeners in these three on
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: three four right three beef jerky. It's pretty good.
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: Actually, I just immediately thought of a cow on twitch
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: live streaming.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: You know what? It was? Gaming? Sure, yeah, that would be.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: What's twitch again?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Twitch is so good? Man? Hi, what's the next gag?
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: Okay? Here, we got anything about albinos or anything?
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Then?
• 59:25
  Speaker 10: Why do you want albinos?
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: An albino joke? Have you got an albino joke?
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually I do.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: the least I could do for it.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't have any spots.
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I really, I really joke the person who
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: said that, and this a grape joke?
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: My delivery was terrible. Well look, well, you know delivering
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: jokes isn't for everyone, noise. It was just a little joke.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed this, but Old Casey's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: been doing a bit of stand up comedy and the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: boy he's getting pretty full of him south. He's he
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  Speaker 3: is begging the comedians, what do you want two?
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  Speaker 10: Three gigs now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's been like this, this stand up comedy
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  Speaker 3: is a piece of past. Yeah. Yeah, so so and
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  Speaker 3: he's demanding to be a headline.
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  Speaker 6: I want a headline as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants a headline.
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  Speaker 10: And I love when someone who's just got a profile
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  Speaker 10: and just sort of walk on too gay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good, keysy all is one day.
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  Speaker 6: A comedian will watson to radio and get a good job.
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  Speaker 6: One day.
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  Speaker 1: Courtney Dawson, though, thank you so much for coming on
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  Speaker 1: those jokes, especially the big ones.
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  Speaker 3: They were excellent.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, that was terrible, Gus podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well there you go, your mad bastards, John and Dusted
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  Speaker 3: here at the Empire tav them. What a day. It's
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  Speaker 3: been a day in lou To thousands of dollars raised,
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  Speaker 3: but most importantly awareness raised. People going to see their
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  Speaker 3: doctors too good.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, of course, June is Bow cancer Awareness month.
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  Speaker 1: Throughout the month, the fantastic people at BEW Cancer New
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  Speaker 1: Zealand have made over one hundred and eleven thousand dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: manased into that, but mostly it's been the great New
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  Speaker 1: Zealanders from around the country. And just a reminder, if
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  Speaker 1: you're over the age of thirty, go and get yourself
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  Speaker 1: a colon oscarby because if everyone over thirty did that,
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  Speaker 1: we would get rid of ninety nine percent of colon
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  Speaker 1: of bow cancer.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, and there really is no excuse. I mean, I
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  Speaker 6: know and my bunch of friends.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a lot of gay friends that are concerned
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  Speaker 5: about it because they're worried if they go and have
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  Speaker 5: a colonoscopy it'll make them straight.
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  Speaker 6: Oh but that but that's not how it works. No,
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  Speaker 6: did you did you say to them, because that doesn't
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  Speaker 6: make any sense, because that'd be like a straight guy
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  Speaker 6: being like, oh if I go get a colon gay,
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  Speaker 6: that makes no sense, no sense at all. Yeahes exactly
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  Speaker 6: tell them that I told them. That doesn't make any
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  Speaker 6: sense at all. So bloody good New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: And of course don't forget you can text lu to
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  Speaker 6: Thank you very much for joining us here at the Impire.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a blast. You take care out there, and
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  Speaker 3: if you are having any questions, go and check your doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Go and see your doctor. Chick do all that jazz.
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  Speaker 3: And thanks to Cotton Stuffs too for all the all
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  Speaker 3: the duney toilet paper there.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They also they also matched thousands of dollars worth of donations.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be taking those home with me. Fellas see,
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  Speaker 3: I have a great night. Thanks so much,