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Set 1: The Greatest Witching Hour & We Can Obs · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Still gots i gotta be honest with you bruce is
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  Speaker 1: a good chance i'd be high anyway and i'm wondering
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  Speaker 1: how the football weekend was were you able to watch.
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  Speaker 2: It wow what happened I'm tired of him. How about that?
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  Speaker 3: In company. We are mother shuckers, baby.
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  Speaker 4: Reese, does Faison Brandon's name sound like it's on backwards?
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  Speaker 2: No doubt.
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  Speaker 4: It's time to get your....
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  Speaker 2: It's time to get your financial.
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  Speaker 4: To get the all boat.
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  Speaker 2: You got nothing right there.
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  Speaker 4: This is not going well.
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  Speaker 2: This is Stu Gotts in company. Stu, back to you.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, put it on the poll, please. Are the Raiders
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  Speaker 1: for real? And also put this on the poll. Was
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  Speaker 1: that possibly the greatest Sunday of NFL football of all time?
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Was that a great Sunday?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Were most of those games close? Wow. Does Drake may stink?
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  Speaker 4: So Stu, 12 of Sunday's 14 games were decided by
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  Speaker 4: one score. It tied the record for a single day.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Six teams scored the game winning points in the final
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  Speaker 4: three minutes and The witching hour was awesome. We got
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  Speaker 4: the rare second witching hour from that 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: Window.
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  Speaker 4: I bashed the international game. The international game was great.
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  Speaker 4: Sunday night football was great. Ravens-Cowboys was the game of
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  Speaker 4: the year in Brazil for less than two hours before
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  Speaker 4: Rams-Broncos took that title.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of football. The entire day felt like a
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  Speaker 1: witching hour. Mikey, what are you laughing at?
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  Speaker 3: I'm laughing because that was why The Witching Hour was invented.
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  Speaker 3: And man, did it deliver. I sat on my couch
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  Speaker 3: with a smile on my face. My wife said, what's
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  Speaker 3: going on? I just said. Football. Yes. Football's going on.
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  Speaker 2: It does it to you.
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  Speaker 3: It really does.
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  Speaker 1: Was that an overreaction from Lamar Jackson after winning that game?
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  Speaker 1: It felt like he won a Super Bowl. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's the third week of the regular season. He's running
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  Speaker 1: around like he had just made it to the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl or won his first, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Is it bad that he ran and did like a
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  Speaker 3: two-legged jump? And I just thought to myself, he's going
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  Speaker 3: to break his leg. He's going to tear an ACL
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  Speaker 3: celebrating a Tyler Luke kick.
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  Speaker 2: Post-game celebration.
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  Speaker 4: Now, normally the Cowboys have that embarrassing loss in the postseason.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice of the Cowboys to kind of get it
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  Speaker 4: out of the way early this season, week three.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had chances. George Pickens wide open in the
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  Speaker 1: end zone. Dak just threw it into the stands.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor, what has happened here to Drake May? I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching the game, and I'm thinking to myself, I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea how many turnovers Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: Had yesterday, but he should have had a lot more.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, man, this guy was in
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl last year, and it looks like he.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't know how to play football anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy to see him play that poorly against
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  Speaker 1: Jacksonville yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so this stat comes from Doug Clausen. Drake May
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  Speaker 4: has nine fumbles and ten interceptions since the start of
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  Speaker 4: last postseason. He's the first player with nine-plus fumbles and
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  Speaker 4: ten-plus interceptions in a seven-game span since Jameis Winston in 2019.
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  Speaker 4: And also, the Patriots offense has scored 29 points on
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  Speaker 4: 30 drives this season. That's the fewest points per drive
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  Speaker 4: by any team through three games this since the 2021
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  Speaker 4: Jets in the first three starts of Zach Wilson's career.
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  Speaker 4: What I think has happened, Stu, is that NFL defensive
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  Speaker 4: coordinators have just caught up to Drake May and understand
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  Speaker 4: what Drake May struggles with. and keeps putting him in
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  Speaker 4: situations that he's going to struggle. And Drake May is
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  Speaker 4: a quarterback, for better or worse, and right now, for
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  Speaker 4: much worse, refuses to take what defense has given.
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  Speaker 2: For way worse.
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  Speaker 4: For way worse.
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  Speaker 2: But he looks like a clown. I felt like I
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  Speaker 2: was watching the circus.
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  Speaker 1: Like if football was a circus, I felt like Drake
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  Speaker 1: May was the star of the circus.
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  Speaker 2: He's a clown out there.
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  Speaker 3: If you remember, Stu, going into the weekend, I had
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  Speaker 3: Jaguars-Patriots as probably my second best game of the weekend
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  Speaker 3: for the NFL. And in a weekend where we saw, what,
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  Speaker 3: 12 of 14 games or 14 of 16 games get
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  Speaker 3: decided by one score or less, that was the only blowout.
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  Speaker 3: And Drake May is that bad. I mean, he's on
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  Speaker 3: the same career trajectory right now. as Zach Wilson.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Say that out loud if you're the Patriots who told
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  Speaker 3: us this was the next Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: I would have taken Zach Wilson's career had he made
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  Speaker 1: it to a Super Bowl, though.
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  Speaker 2: There's a big difference.
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  Speaker 3: Or the playoffs. Or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this guy made it to the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: last year, and I can't believe, I can't recall a
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  Speaker 1: player who has played in a Super Bowl with so
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  Speaker 1: much promise at such a young age, and then he
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  Speaker 1: has gone the other way so quickly.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't recall someone.
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  Speaker 3: You're the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The Chargers call.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Straight up. Justin Herbert for Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: Enough of them. What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: Harbs is out with three, huh? I mean. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think the most frustrating thing with the Patriots right
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  Speaker 4: now is it just seems like it's all mental with
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  Speaker 4: Drake May where he's blaming it in the postgame that
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  Speaker 4: there was blood from the center and that's why the
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  Speaker 4: ball slipped out of his hand where it's like, Drake,
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  Speaker 4: I can totally understand if that's actually what happened. We
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  Speaker 4: don't need you going to the postgame press conference with
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  Speaker 4: every excuse under the sun when you lose to the
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  Speaker 4: Jacksville Jaguars in one of the only games on Sunday
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  Speaker 4: that was totally uncompetitive.
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  Speaker 2: There was blood from the center? What do you mean
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  Speaker 2: there was blood?
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  Speaker 3: What part of him was bleeding?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and how about we don't blame the center who's
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  Speaker 2: protecting you?
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  Speaker 4: So I believe the center, Wilson, had blood on his hand,
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  Speaker 4: and when he snapped the ball— Mm-hmm. the blood was
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  Speaker 4: still on the ball, and it slipped out of Drake
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  Speaker 4: May's hand. It was the same situation that, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if you guys saw the Oklahoma game this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: John Mateer had the same exact situation, where... He's going
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  Speaker 4: to throw the ball, and the ball just is not
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  Speaker 4: going forward with him and just falls out of the
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  Speaker 4: back of his hand. Drake May has a massive turnover
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  Speaker 4: problem right now, and it seems like nobody in New
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  Speaker 4: England has any idea how to solve it. And it's
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  Speaker 4: almost like watching a quarterback playing with the yips right now.
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  Speaker 2: I can solve it. You know, stop the bleeding. New center.
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  Speaker 2: Backup center. You can't come after the post.
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  Speaker 1: When you play like that, you cannot blame anyone other
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  Speaker 1: than yourself for playing like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about blood on a football.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about a center who's probably
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  Speaker 1: bleeding because he's protecting you from getting hit. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear about it. Just say, hey, I played poorly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not as good as I was.
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  Speaker 2: I'll work on it. We'll get better. That's it. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to hear that after the game.
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  Speaker 4: So I know the Eagles are playing tonight on Monday
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  Speaker 4: Night Football against the Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 2: We have more football?
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: How do you guys think A.J. Brown is watching this
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  Speaker 4: situation unfold in New England? Because he's out injured right now.
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  Speaker 4: And you would think Drake May should be better when A.J.
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  Speaker 4: Brown is back and fully healthy.
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  Speaker 3: But A.J.
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  Speaker 4: Brown has to be looking at this situation and seeing
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  Speaker 4: how turnover prone Drake May has become. And the Patriots
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  Speaker 4: go into the season as a team that made it
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  Speaker 4: to the Super Bowl last year out of the AFC.
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  Speaker 4: And now you're looking at them and questioning if this
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  Speaker 4: is even a playoff team with the quarterback play right now.
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  Speaker 2: And A.J.
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  Speaker 4: Brown left a pretty stable situation in Philadelphia just because
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  Speaker 4: he wasn't friends with the quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not certain there's a more stable situation anywhere in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL than there is with Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: And he left that. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted out of that. He wanted away from Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts to go play with Drake May and be coached
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  Speaker 1: by his buddy Mike Frable. I'm assuming he's not enjoying
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  Speaker 1: this at all, right? Especially with the Eagles, who are
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  Speaker 1: going to go 3-0 tonight because they're playing against Case Keenum.
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  Speaker 2: What? Mikey, how do you feel like A.J. Brown is
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  Speaker 2: experiencing all this?
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  Speaker 3: I think A.J. Brown is the kind of guy that's
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  Speaker 3: saying they're losing because I'm not there. I think that's A.J.
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  Speaker 3: Brown's ego. I think that's why he wanted out of
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  Speaker 3: Philadelphia because it wasn't stroking his ego enough. I think
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  Speaker 3: he's like, well, of course they're losing. I'm not on
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  Speaker 3: the field. When I get back, it'll be fixed.
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  Speaker 2: I'll fix it. Yes, I'll clean up the blood.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first time you've heard that excuse, right?
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  Speaker 2: Bloody football?
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  Speaker 3: If you can't throw a football with some blood on it,
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  Speaker 3: can you even play quarterback in New England?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, P.J.
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  Speaker 3: Fleck. Like Tom Brady rifles that ball.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, P.J. Fleck loves blood. I hate P.J. Fleck. The
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  Speaker 2: P in P.J. stands for primal.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stand P.J.
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  Speaker 3: Fleck.
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  Speaker 4: Everything he does just feels so... contrives in force, and
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  Speaker 4: it's like, okay, PJ Fleck, you knew the cameras were
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  Speaker 4: on you. That's why you're licking the player's blood on
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  Speaker 4: your own team.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he didn't lick the player's blood. That would be
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  Speaker 1: weird if he was licking his face.
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  Speaker 4: Everything he does is weird, though.
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  Speaker 1: He hugged the player because they got a big victory.
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  Speaker 1: That player had blood on his face. He wiped his face,
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  Speaker 1: and then he put his blood, the player's blood, on
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  Speaker 1: his own face.
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  Speaker 2: It was odd. It was weird.
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  Speaker 1: But football people love that stuff. If Signetti did it,
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  Speaker 1: we'd be praising him today.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Do football people love that stuff? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think you need a couple screws loose to love
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  Speaker 4: that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but if Cignetti did it, would we be laughing
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  Speaker 1: today or mocking Cignetti today?
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  Speaker 2: Which one?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, they almost lost to Northwestern and probably
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  Speaker 1: should have lost to Northwestern, and that game feels like
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  Speaker 1: it was played last season.
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  Speaker 4: That Northwestern quarterback, Aiden Charles, sneaky good. He's good. So
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  Speaker 4: that Northwestern team isn't sneaky good?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But they're sneaky tough.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. They'll drag you into the mud.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to go into the game against Northwestern this
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  Speaker 4: season and be a 21-point favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And that's almost going to lull you to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And then once they lull you to sleep, that coach
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  Speaker 4: for Northwestern, who is it, Braun?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Braun and Aiden Childs, a sneaky good duo together.
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  Speaker 2: David Braun, yes. Well, Chip Kelly.
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  Speaker 4: He's way too good for Northwestern, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Been on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Respectfully.
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  Speaker 4: I say that respectfully. He's way too good for Northwestern.
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  Speaker 1: Chip Kelly is also there, right? And you know Chip
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  Speaker 1: is taking credit for them being good, much the way A.J.
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  Speaker 1: Brown is taking credit for the Patriots not being good.
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  Speaker 1: yes is that fair yes um anyway what outcome surprised
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  Speaker 1: you the most mikey a from all the games yesterday
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  Speaker 1: was there an outcome that because i'm laughing here the
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  Speaker 1: raiders are three you know the rams are one and
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  Speaker 1: two the browns are two and one we know nothing
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  Speaker 1: we don't know what we're watching on every uh every
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  Speaker 1: sunday and so what's what outcome surprised you the most here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean the browns being two and one is ridiculous
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  Speaker 3: but when you when you look at how uncompetitive that
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  Speaker 3: Jaguars-Patriots game, that was the most surprising to me. I
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  Speaker 3: thought we were going to get a really good game there,
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  Speaker 3: and Drake May is just that bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he really is. Taylor, how about you? The outcome
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  Speaker 2: that surprised you the most?
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  Speaker 4: The most surprising outcome has to be the Commanders beating
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  Speaker 4: the Seahawks, where the Seahawks get Sam Darnold back. The
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  Speaker 4: Commanders are starting Marcus Mariota. And the Commanders just found
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  Speaker 4: a way to win. They pulled ahead. They were up
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  Speaker 4: by double digits late. And you were thinking the game
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  Speaker 4: was over. And then it felt like you blinked and
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  Speaker 4: the Seahawks scored to make it a one-score game again.
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  Speaker 4: And then the Commanders just had another answer after that.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Do they have a quarterback controversy in Washington? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Mariota looks good. He is an old 32. When I
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  Speaker 2: looked up.
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  Speaker 4: How old Marcus Mariota was, I was expecting to see, like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what my mind was doing. I was
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  Speaker 4: expecting to see at least 37 or 38, even though
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: the timelines line up for his senior year was my
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  Speaker 4: senior year at Oregon, and I should have remembered that Like,
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: those timelines overlap, but something about Marcus Mariota's time in
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  Speaker 4: the NFL, it feels like he's aging in, like, dog years.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so he's a young 32, or young 30s, right? No,
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  Speaker 2: he's an old 32. Really? Well, he played like a
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  Speaker 2: young man, though, yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he turned back the clocks yesterday. But
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  Speaker 4: when I just say the name Marcus Mariota, I just
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  Speaker 4: assume he's... He's like 39 and coming up on retirement.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Just holding a clipboard.
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  Speaker 1: Just hanging off for, you know, a couple of million
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  Speaker 1: dollar paychecks.
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  Speaker 2: Now he might get an extension from the Jets. Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: You leaned into that one.
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  Speaker 1: Mine was the Steelers beating the Bengals.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know they drag you into the mud,
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  Speaker 1: but in this particular case, they didn't drag anyone into
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  Speaker 1: the mud. They won a game 30-27. I was surprised
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  Speaker 1: to see the Steelers pull that out against Joe Burrow.
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  Speaker 3: I really was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Steelers' offense completely flipped the script from Week
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  Speaker 4: 1 and Week 2, where Week 1 and Week 2,
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  Speaker 4: they scored 23 total points. And then yesterday, they scored
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  Speaker 4: 30 points, 411 total yards. seven yards per play, three
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  Speaker 4: passing touchdowns for Aaron Rodgers in that offense. I kind
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  Speaker 4: of wrote this offense off just because I thought Aaron
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  Speaker 4: Rodgers was too old to be playing at the quarterback position.
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  Speaker 2: He's a young 42.
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  Speaker 4: And through the first two weeks, I thought the Bengals
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  Speaker 4: were a pretty good defense. And now after this game,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what's up. If you tell me the
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  Speaker 4: sky is blue, I'm questioning if the sky is actually blue.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what anything is happening anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: We've talked about how good Joe Burrow is. He's, he's,
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  Speaker 3: he was on your list for greatest of all time.
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  Speaker 3: I saw this and it blew my mind. Joe Burrow
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  Speaker 3: is one and 34. If his team is trailing with
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  Speaker 3: eight minutes or less in the.
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  Speaker 2: Game, that is shocking.
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  Speaker 3: He does not come back. He does not lead his
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: team down for a final, for a final game winning
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  Speaker 3: touchdown or field goal. If they're losing late, They lost.
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  Speaker 1: That is shocking to me because Joe Cool, all the
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  Speaker 1: characteristics we assigned to that guy, but he closes games, right?
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  Speaker 2: If he's up by seven.
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  Speaker 1: He can close out a game, but you're saying he
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  Speaker 1: can't come back with less than eight minutes to go
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  Speaker 1: on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: One and 34. He can't. That's as sure as you're
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  Speaker 3: going to get in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: That's a sample size of 35. I am shocked to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. It's the most shocking stat I've ever heard
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  Speaker 1: in my entire life. You figured he stumbled into a
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  Speaker 1: second comeback with under eight minutes to go in the game.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He did once in like 2022 against the Saints. There's
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  Speaker 3: your one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. How'd you feel about our Jets yesterday? I am.
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  Speaker 3: I am. I am so pessimistic about that team that
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not sure I want to watch them anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It's too frustrating. It hurts too much.
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  Speaker 3: It's too frustrating. You know what it is, is that they're,
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  Speaker 3: they're competent. So it's like, yay, that's awesome. But all
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  Speaker 3: of their top picks, all of the reasons that we're saying, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: we're so close. They all stink.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They all suck. Olufesanu, the left tackle, they took top 10,
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  Speaker 3: gave up two and a half sacks. Their right tackle,
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  Speaker 3: swing and miss blocks. Their pass rusher, Will McDonald, he's
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: on the field for 22% of the defensive snaps. He's non-existent.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Yes. They could just as easily be 0-3. Or 3-0.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Easily. Yes.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I want to start that as a weekly segment. They
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: could just as easily be. Because you can do that
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: with so many teams, right? The Raiders could just as
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: easily be 0-3. They're 3-0, right? Yeah, it's a good observation.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: It's a good segment, just as easily.
• 15:33
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• 17:01
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• 17:16
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  Speaker 1: up as well we're gonna have dan lanning on today
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Looking forward to that. Mikey, what has happened here with
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: A-Chan from the Dolphins who are giving a clinic on how.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: To tank a season? I mean, that's how you do it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: You play a close game, closer than people expected against
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs. You lose that game, you're 0-3. You are
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: marching for arch right now. What happened to A-Chan?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: You don't want to see it, but according to Adam Schefter,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: he tore his ACL. His season is done. One of
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the lone bright spots on that Dolphins team out for
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: the season.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Mikey, are you ready for the weekend observations?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Ready as I'm going to be.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Mikey! I was yelling a lot this
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: weekend on my TV. All my bad bets.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, and you had a lot.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know. That's why I was yelling.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: As an undrafted player, he knew he had his work
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: cut out for him. And that opportunities would be few
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: and far between. But when he got his chance, he
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: made the most of it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: And then some.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Leading the NFL in touchdowns in 2021 and 2022. But
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: an Achilles injury sidelined him. And people thought that could
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: be the end of his career. But, Mikey, you should never,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: ever count him out. And just like that, make no
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: mistake about it. Pending a physical in the nation's capital,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: our boy, Austin Eckler, is back.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yes! Pending a physical.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Pending a physical.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Drake may be a bust. Drake may more like Drake.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe not.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Nobody has gone from having it to not having it
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: faster than Drake.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: May Mikey, you know what the D and Drake may
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: stands for.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are on your game. Look at you. Yes.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: In 20 years, we'll never be able to explain how
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Drake May made a Super Bowl before Josh Allen.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Or Lamar Jackson. Jesus.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Or Caleb Williams.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Well, wait a minute. Just rest. Give me a second.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Where was I? A lot of footballs. Or Herbert. Well,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of Herbert. Jesus. And Horvath. And McDaniel. You
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: know what time it is in New England right now?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: What time is it?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Panic time.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You know what the P in Patriot stands for, Mikey? Panic.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to turn the audio on to tell
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you that Mark Slayrith was calling Panthers Browns.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Stink.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Poor stink.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: That was a good game.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I could guess every game he's calling every week.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: It was a good game, but they were all good games.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Browns 2-1. Those fans didn't seem to mind cheering for
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson towards the end of that game yesterday.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Tricky topic. They were cheering. Buffalo Bills, do me
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: a favor and burn those jerseys. Thank you. Terrible. Awful.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Those were ugly.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You're in a new stadium, second game, just wear the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: traditional Buffalo Bill jerseys, uniforms, all.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Of it, right?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Taylor, you remember when you said those were the ugliest
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: jerseys you've ever seen? Yeah. Turns out you were right.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jim Harbaugh, do it without Connor Stallions.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Browns fans, changing their tune about Deshaun Watson. Now that
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: they've won two straight, embarrassing. Also, the Stugats is strong
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: in you.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Care about my feel-good, man.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, what he did off the field is awful, despicable,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: and probably shouldn't be playing football anymore.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: But he is playing football. And Browns fans, they felt
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: good yesterday.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: And they're 2-1. And the Sugats are strong in all
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: of them. I don't like that label, Till.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm blaming you. I wrote them.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Giants.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Titans.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: That was less football. And more rock fight. I was
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: so hoping the Ravens lost that game. So John Harbaugh
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: was 2-1 with Jameis Winston. And the Ravens coach, whoever
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: it is, was 1-2 with Lamar Jackson. Cam Ward saying
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: he likes third and longs.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It's all he knows.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You'd think he'd be better at it. Cam Ward lives
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: on the corner of third and long. Put that on
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the Paul Taylor. Does Cam Ward live on the corner
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: of 3rd and Longstreet? That interception to end the game
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: from Cam Ward.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Mikey.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: That was bad.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I know. You know what the W in Cam Ward
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: stands for? You got it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Raiders coach Clint Kubiak for winning coach of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the year after only three weeks.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Here's something to ponder. Are the Seahawks better with Drew Locke?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No need to discuss now. Just stash it away for
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a rainy day. Although Mikey wants to discuss it right now.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Today he wants to discuss it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I did want to discuss it, but then I looked
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, that defense gave up 30-something points.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: And Darnold played well. Right. I mean, for the most part.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Speaking of quarterback controversy, Washington Commanders.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Marcus Mariota. Take a bow. Marcus Mariota.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: 3-0 now against the Seattle Seahawks.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You know what that means, right, Mikey?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Has their number.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: He does have their number. Yes, he does.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota winning on the same day.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: 2015 called. They want their quarterbacks back. Ravens-Cowboys, best international
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: game ever. Ravens-Cowboys, game of the year. If you give
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson seven seconds, you've given.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Him too much time. That's crazy.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Seven seconds too much time in the NFL now?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: For him. Just him. Maybe Josh Allen, Mahomes, right? Those guys.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Mahomes, yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Not Burrow.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Stafford.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Not Burrow. Can't do it. Stafford, right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. The only thing prevent defense prevents is winning.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: When Tyler Loop made that kick, I turned to Abby
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and said, Loop, there it is. She said, what? And
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I said, Loop, there it is. Tried for a second time.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: She responded for a second time.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: What? I said, never mind. Loop, there it is.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Tag team back again.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I keep trying, and she keeps.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Check it, direct it, let's begin. Party on, party people,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: let me hear some noise. DC's in the house, jump,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: jump for joy. Set a party over here, party over here.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Wave your hands in the air, shake your derriere.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: He was a party starter, I mean. I know it's
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: hard to believe. But he was. That's the most impressed
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I've ever been with you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: These three words mean getting busy. Whoop, there it is.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Fitting for a game in a soccer country. To end
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: on a kick. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Jim Nance calling it a trio in Rio. He's still
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: got it and always will.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You can call the rest of my games for the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: remainder of time. Just going back to last week.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Going to make me put him back in the running, huh?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: He's earned it. Trio in Rio. Cowboys, America's team. Ravens,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Brazil's team.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: That national anthem felt like it was never going to end.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: The Brazil one.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Put it on the poll.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Did the Brazilian national anthem feel like it was never
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: going to end? You know what the B in Baltimore
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: stands for, Mikey?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Brazil. For as good as Ravens Cowboys was, Bucks Vikings
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: was that bad. It was. The Bucs are 0-3 in
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: just a game back in that division. Everyone else is 1-2, right?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: The only predictable thing in the NFL is that division.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Put it on the poll.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: When I say I miss football in March, just remind
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: me of Bucs-Vikings, and I'll be.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Good until August.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield was better with a chip on his shoulder.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous. How dare they give him an extra $ 65 million
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: in another year? Let him play for that. Stupid.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Brian Flores, or as I called him last week, Robert Flores,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: row flow. Brian Flores, back must hurt, carrying Kevin O'Connell
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: and that offense.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: How dare you?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Kevin O'Connell, quarterback whisperer.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Mikey, credit pie, Brian Flores is getting at least 90%
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: of the credit.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: He should, I mean.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: For the 3-0 start.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, he should. I mean, they won two of those
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: games with Carson Wentz, Mike. Quarterback whisperer. You have to
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: whisper it. Do you think J.J.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: McCarthy watches Kyler Murray and thinks... They think I'm worse
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: than this?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: He can't see over the line.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Kyler.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: No, yes, yes. Kyler for sure can't see over the line.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Right. I know. And I do believe J.J. McCarthy looks
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: at him and says that to himself.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: The Minnesota Vikings are the worst 3-0 team in NFL history.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Them and the Raiders?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Huh? I was going to say there's a phone call.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I believe it's coming from Vegas.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think the Raiders are a bad 3-0. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: think that team is like sneaky good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I got to tell you, Kirk Cousins is turning back
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the clock. We are not seeing Mendoza this season.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: We're not. Waste of a pick.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Everything Aaron Rodgers does looks like it hurts. He played
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: well yesterday. You have to give him credit.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: He did. Between T.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Higgins and Jamar Chase, the Bengals have a catch of
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the year every week.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I saw that T. Higgins catch. Oh, my God, was
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: that good. Darnell Washington doesn't run. He rumbles.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Every Steelers win feels like it ends with six people
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: diving on.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: A loose football. Just the way they like it. They
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: drag you into the mud.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: If you're a football referee, your only job from Monday
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to Friday should be arm day.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Just five days of arm day? Six days, really. Cults.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Had lost nine straight games. You know what that means, Mikey?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, they were due.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: The due theory, yes. C.J. Stroud. Throwing a last-second Hail
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Mary attempt out of bounds. C.J. Stroud. Never change.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Unless you want to win.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: How do you throw it out of bounds? Just throw
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: it up somewhere.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Just give your guy a chance.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Anyone.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, not the fans, your players.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Jameer Gibbs leads the league in plays that make my
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: jaw drop.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's so good.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: He is so good.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: The J in Jameer Gibbs stands for jaw dropped. I
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: don't like watching him play against my team, though, I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: can tell you that much. I like watching him play,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: just not against my team.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: I look forward to next week when he's playing somebody else.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I'll watch him with a smile on my face.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: If I were drafting NFL colors, Lions Honolulu Blue would
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: go one.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Did I say that correctly?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: One-one.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, one-one. Okay, sorry. I thought it was a typo
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: with two ones. I have no idea. I'm old. Matthew
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Stafford could scoot.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: The S in Stafford stands for scoot.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Jacoby Brissett. Just good enough to keep it close.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: The J and Jokobi percent stands for.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: You know what it is, Mikey?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Just keep it close.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Just good enough to keep it close.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Green Bay Packers. Have the wrong LaFleur. Arizona Cardinals. Pesky. Death. Taxes.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And the 49ers.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Losing half their roster by October. They might be the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: best team in football.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's not sustainable, though. Well, you're right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Well, as long as Purdy's there, though. Lincoln Riley, fraud.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Riley's next signature win at USC will be his first.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Dylan Rayola, legacy game. He's back. That was gutsy. He
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: was gutsy.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: After years of trying to imitate Patrick Mahomes, Dylan Rayola
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: finally nailed it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Mikey, close your eyes and imagine this. Next year, Dylan Rayola,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: New York Jets starting quarterback.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Can't see it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I can talk myself into it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I can talk myself into anything.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Of course you can.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: He looks good, man.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Why did he go somewhere to be a backup?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Who knows? Well, it worked out for him. Right? Unfortunately.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma, the rare team to leave the Big 12, join the.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: SEC, and become a Big Ten team.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: If you thought the John Mateer experience couldn't get worse,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it can, and it did.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: It did.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, end of an era. Tip of
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the caps?
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: I'll tip my cap.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: That's nice of you. He just tipped his cap without
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: wearing a hat today. It's like he does that thing,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you know, with a pen, and he's writing into a
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: fake piece of paper.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Looks like he's doing it with a chisel.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with a chisel, yes.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Nobody throws in front of the line of scrimmage more
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: than Arch Manning. You know what the A in Arch
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: stands for, Mikey?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Not awareness.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Texas edge rusher Colin Simmons penalized for simulating use of restroom.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: When Simmons got back to the sidelines, his coaches probably told.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Him you're in trouble.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You're in trouble.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: You're in trouble. Yeah. You're in trouble.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: You're in trouble.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're in trouble.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: It's a shitty joke.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'll just flush it. You're in trouble. Was my cadence
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: wrong on the first one?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: No, I just was hammering it home.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: If that's his celebration, while wearing number one, I'd hate
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to see what his celebration is if he wore number two.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: My wife thought he should have been kicked out of
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the game, should never play again.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: She was like, why would he do that? I was
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: explaining John Randall at all fours, pretending that he was
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: a dog and pooping after he sacked the quarterback. Remember
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that guy?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I thought he lifted his leg.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Well, he did. Did he urine? You're in trouble.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Elijah Moore did that, too, once in the Egg Bowl.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Was he pooping or peeing, Mikey?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Well, dogs don't lift their leg to poop. That'd be hard.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Colin Simmons, the rare player to play pissed off after
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: he pissed on everybody.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: He's so right about this. He was urinating all over
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the field. He was not poopy. He would only be
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: on his hinds and up like this.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Thank you for hammering it home.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, Tennessee checkered game. If I go to a game.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And you try to make me wear a certain color shirt.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I won't, and you can go to hell. That seems harsh.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Speaking of hell, or Bryles, Mikey, those are the Week
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: 10 observations.