Latest / The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast / Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 1 - FROM THE VAULT
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to the very special Ruthless Aggression Draft Card Show,
- 0:13Speaker 1: where our hosts Brian Myers and Matt Cardona will face
- 0:18Speaker 1: off to see who has the better ruthless Aggression card.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Matt Cardona representing the Raw Brand, Brian.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Mess it up Mark Mark Brian Myers.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Representing the Raw Brand. Guys, what do you have planned
- 0:36Speaker 1: here today?
- 0:37Speaker 3: Well, first, for those who don't know what we're doing,
- 0:40Speaker 3: go back to last months. We had this idea, actually
- 0:43Speaker 3: I had this idea to do a little ruthless Aggression
- 0:46Speaker 3: draft where we did a real draft of figures who
- 0:49Speaker 3: were ruthless aggression figures. In my opinion, Brian cheated, and
- 0:54Speaker 3: you're really.
- 0:54Speaker 4: Gonna go there all right, I will already ruthless style.
- 1:00Speaker 4: I met Wwekay, But hey, go back and listen to
- 1:04Speaker 4: the episode. We lay down all the rules, and within
- 1:06Speaker 4: the confines of the rules, I did exactly what we
- 1:10Speaker 4: said we're going to do. No classic guys found all
- 1:13Speaker 4: your little quote unquote loopholes.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Loophole. I kept saying, Okay.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Well I met, I meant WWE ruthless aggression Jackson. Then
- 1:21Speaker 3: you were taking some figures, inc you were taking some jacks.
- 1:26Speaker 3: But hey, I'm not going to complain anymore. It's it's
- 1:29Speaker 3: put up or shut up. It's uh, it's time we
- 1:31Speaker 3: each have our our cards. We had our weeks of
- 1:35Speaker 3: TV and uh, I have a little proposition for you
- 1:38Speaker 3: after this. But let's get to that.
- 1:40Speaker 5: Uh, we'll talk about put it all out on the table.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Well, I think if we're going to continue this, I
- 1:47Speaker 3: think that we should add to our rosters.
- 1:51Speaker 2: I Mark, I said this to him.
- 1:54Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. You said you wanted to do
- 1:55Speaker 3: something for this month where we have like someone to
- 1:59Speaker 3: debut on the next show.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Yeah, and I agree, Well we both are adding a
- 2:04Speaker 5: guy tonight, right, a mystery man or woman.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure, But I think once we once we go
- 2:11Speaker 3: through the cards, I think that we should add four
- 2:14Speaker 3: new members to our rosters, possibly five. I think we
- 2:19Speaker 3: should add a main eventor like a supplement guy.
- 2:22Speaker 5: No, no, I don't think you you make these people
- 2:25Speaker 5: who they are, So it doesn't mean I don't think
- 2:27Speaker 5: there's no rules like that male male and female and
- 2:31Speaker 5: you just go whatever.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Well, that was my proposition to I think I think
- 2:33Speaker 3: there needs to be some rules, like we each get
- 2:35Speaker 3: a tag team or else, like I think.
- 2:37Speaker 5: It should be like two male competitors, a female competitor
- 2:40Speaker 5: and a tag team end a story like no weird
- 2:44Speaker 5: guy's on top of the car because I can make
- 2:45Speaker 5: I could draft Sylvan.
- 2:47Speaker 2: And make him my world champion. So we can't make
- 2:50Speaker 2: rules like that.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Okay, So so we'll discuss that in full detail afterwards.
- 2:54Speaker 3: But let's let's get down to the nitty gritty. Let's
- 2:57Speaker 3: get to the cards.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Well, hold on a second. I wanted to bring up this,
- 3:02Speaker 1: this idea that you guys bought the figures? Could you
- 3:06Speaker 1: could you talk me through that?
- 3:07Speaker 5: So you do this da Okay, if we're going to
- 3:11Speaker 5: do what Brosky's doing here, broskychi dude, because he bought
- 3:14Speaker 5: all these in real life already.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I had no. I didn't buy them all in real life.
- 3:19Speaker 2: How did you not? You actively are collecting ruth is.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Yes, so I didn't have them all in real life.
- 3:23Speaker 3: And first of all, we will both admit, and we'll
- 3:24Speaker 3: both say, there's only one way to book a fig
- 3:28Speaker 3: FED in my opinion real life FEDS is on your
- 3:31Speaker 3: hands and knees or Indian style with the figures.
- 3:33Speaker 5: On the floor, which I did and I and I
- 3:36Speaker 5: said on the pod this week I didn't now I
- 3:39Speaker 5: have them all, but at the time last week, I
- 3:41Speaker 5: thought we were going to record this, so I was
- 3:42Speaker 5: getting a little antsy. So I sat down with what
- 3:44Speaker 5: I had, which was, like, you know, a seventy five
- 3:47Speaker 5: percent of the roster, and I had to replace the
- 3:50Speaker 5: people in my mind with index cards with their names
- 3:52Speaker 5: on it. So I didn't get confused about who I
- 3:54Speaker 5: had available to me in order to book this card right.
- 3:58Speaker 3: And we also, if you listen to the past episode,
- 4:01Speaker 3: when let's say, for instance, when I drafted John Cena,
- 4:03Speaker 3: it's not just John Cena, it's a figure specific a
- 4:06Speaker 3: specific set. We're not going to get into all those
- 4:08Speaker 3: sets and stuff right now. We're just going to list
- 4:10Speaker 3: the guy. So listen to last months to know exactly
- 4:13Speaker 3: what set we're talking about. And I'm pretty damn sure
- 4:15Speaker 3: we're both going to post some figure photography.
- 4:18Speaker 5: I'm already working on. I haven't set up to the
- 4:20Speaker 5: left of me here. I was doing it as before
- 4:23Speaker 5: we started. I do want to add in the notes
- 4:26Speaker 5: that throughout this month, we've decided that we were each
- 4:29Speaker 5: allowed one submission of the style of figure, not the character,
- 4:34Speaker 5: but we were allowed a change. So officially I can
- 4:38Speaker 5: say that my Jeff Hardy representation will not be Adrenaline
- 4:41Speaker 5: Series one. It's going to be Cyber Sunday two thousand
- 4:44Speaker 5: and eight where he has face paint right.
- 4:47Speaker 3: And my Maven was originally off the ropes, but I
- 4:51Speaker 3: traded for the New Year's Revolution Maven. But we're not
- 4:55Speaker 3: going to like lists.
- 4:56Speaker 5: I'm just saying they're not drastic changes. But that's the
- 4:59Speaker 5: only different says since a month ago when we made
- 5:02Speaker 5: the draft.
- 5:03Speaker 3: But today when we talk about matches, are we gonna
- 5:05Speaker 3: have to say what sets are from redoing that again?
- 5:08Speaker 5: I don't think we I don't think we have to
- 5:10Speaker 5: unless it helps tell your story.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I don't think it does.
- 5:13Speaker 5: Okay, you said you didn't want to go first, and
- 5:16Speaker 5: I said I didn't want to go first. I decided
- 5:17Speaker 5: that Mark should flip a coin live here as the mediator.
- 5:21Speaker 3: A second before you do that, I need to get
- 5:23Speaker 3: something in that's on the floor, hold on my notes,
- 5:25Speaker 3: my note card.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Okay, so what are we gonna do?
- 5:29Speaker 2: Brian?
- 5:29Speaker 1: You're gonna call it in the air.
- 5:32Speaker 5: Let's who called it. I think Brosky called it, and
- 5:35Speaker 5: I won last time, so I think I should call it. Okay,
- 5:38Speaker 5: this time correct.
- 5:39Speaker 1: All right, exactly in the air as I flip it.
- 5:43Speaker 5: I'm watching you here, tails heads, damn it.
- 5:52Speaker 3: So I get to choose, you get to choose. Okay,
- 5:56Speaker 3: I want Brian to go first.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, Brian, you are up. Okay.
- 6:05Speaker 5: My event is going to be Raw Presents. We're bringing
- 6:10Speaker 5: it back bad Blood. That's be a double d bl
- 6:15Speaker 5: double o D. I always thought that was a cool
- 6:18Speaker 5: name and a paper that did not last very long,
- 6:21Speaker 5: and it makes me think of a raw event, and
- 6:23Speaker 5: that's what I wanted. So Raw Presents Bad Blood here tonight.
- 6:29Speaker 5: I sat down and divided my drafted wrestlers into a
- 6:32Speaker 5: heel and baby rosters. So I had that ahead of times.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Just don't put that out there. That was what I
- 6:37Speaker 5: was working with, trying to think. I did not book
- 6:44Speaker 5: exact TVs leading up to this, and there's a reason
- 6:48Speaker 5: for that. I mean, I just feel like it would
- 6:49Speaker 5: have been overkill. And then also, this is just a
- 6:53Speaker 5: little taste of what my brand is. I wasn't trying
- 6:58Speaker 5: to have like the be all end all Banger event
- 7:02Speaker 5: because I certainly felt didn't feel like I needed it
- 7:04Speaker 5: to beat your crap roster. So this is just a
- 7:07Speaker 5: little taste of what's a brewing in my federation?
- 7:10Speaker 2: You got it?
- 7:11Speaker 3: Okay?
- 7:12Speaker 5: So this isn't this is in WrestleMania, Okay, all right.
- 7:15Speaker 5: The opening contest is raymis Stereo Paul London and Kofi
- 7:20Speaker 5: Kingston versus Umaga or Umaga, Simon Dean and Jamie Noble.
- 7:26Speaker 5: Raym Mastereo Paul London Kovie Kingston are the baby face
- 7:28Speaker 5: tag team in the six six man tag. Umaga, Simon,
- 7:31Speaker 5: Dean and Noble are the heels. This match is design,
- 7:37Speaker 5: fast paced, designed to get everyone ready to go, make
- 7:40Speaker 5: eyone feel good. You know, a lot of action if
- 7:43Speaker 5: you will. But the end of the day, the focus
- 7:46Speaker 5: of this matches to get Umaga over. He'll be getting
- 7:50Speaker 5: a pinfall on Paul London with a Samoan spike. It's uh,
- 7:53Speaker 5: He's over in the match, and the design of the
- 7:56Speaker 5: matches to showcase Umaga as a force to be reckoned with.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Here Monday Night Raw.
- 8:02Speaker 3: This this is a pay per view, not this is
- 8:04Speaker 3: your real pay per view. Yes, okay? Oh.
- 8:08Speaker 5: I Also, by the way, I used every single guy
- 8:10Speaker 5: and I did not intend to.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Did you use every single guy?
- 8:13Speaker 5: I'm not gonna reveal Okay, I mean we're already doing this.
- 8:16Speaker 5: They're gonna find out a couple of minutes match to
- 8:19Speaker 5: see m Punk versus Kurt Angle. Seeing Punk will be
- 8:24Speaker 5: a heel on my raw brand. I always enjoyed his
- 8:26Speaker 5: heel work better than his baby work, and I feel
- 8:29Speaker 5: like that's gonna suit him the most. In a surprising
- 8:32Speaker 5: Center events, I'm gonna have Kurt Angle and he will
- 8:36Speaker 5: be in a faction with Team Angle, Charlie Hasten, Shelton Benjamin.
- 8:39Speaker 2: There'll be more to come. They're gonna be babyfaces.
- 8:41Speaker 5: I just feel like the roster needed them on that
- 8:44Speaker 5: side of the coin. Punk's gonna get over on Angle
- 8:48Speaker 5: here and establish him as somebody on the raw brand. Uh,
- 8:52Speaker 5: you know, getting a win over a veteran like that,
- 8:54Speaker 5: I think there'll be a big deal.
- 8:56Speaker 3: So Team Angle are not involved in this match.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Team Angle are not presence for this match. Uh no're involved,
- 9:03Speaker 5: but they obviously be on the show later on match three,
- 9:08Speaker 5: we have the women's division kicking off. Molina and Natalia
- 9:12Speaker 5: verse Mickey James and Kelly Kelly. We're gonna get Mickey
- 9:15Speaker 5: James over Molina in this one.
- 9:17Speaker 6: Uh.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Molina and Naddy are the.
- 9:20Speaker 5: Heels and Mickey James and Kelly Kelly are the babies.
- 9:24Speaker 6: Uh.
- 9:25Speaker 5: I always thought Kelly Kelly was an exceptional babyface. She's
- 9:29Speaker 5: just got like that kind of like the opposite of
- 9:31Speaker 5: the miz, like you just hate his face and he's
- 9:33Speaker 5: just a natural heel. I always thought Kelly Kelly was
- 9:35Speaker 5: a natural babyface. That seems so innocent and you have
- 9:38Speaker 5: sympathy for so I think that'll suit her best. And
- 9:41Speaker 5: obviously Mickey James, especially to me in this attitude or
- 9:44Speaker 5: she's I think she's like the best chick there is
- 9:46Speaker 5: so uh no pun intended and the chick kick does
- 9:50Speaker 5: it for Mickey James as she beats Melina to kickstart
- 9:54Speaker 5: the women's division.
- 9:55Speaker 2: There.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Now, let's just let's before we get going. You have
- 9:58Speaker 3: you bought a ring as well? Yeah, so you have
- 10:00Speaker 3: a ring. I bought a smack down ring. I even
- 10:02Speaker 3: have the stage of rage entrance way. This all stuff
- 10:06Speaker 3: we didn't need to do. We didn't even have to
- 10:07Speaker 3: buy the figures, but we're so psychiastic.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, Hunterson didn't have to do it. But if
- 10:14Speaker 5: we're gonna keep doing this, I absolutely need to do.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Can't it?
- 10:20Speaker 5: You need to see what you're working with, So like,
- 10:22Speaker 5: I truly have to sit on the floor and piece
- 10:24Speaker 5: together where I'm going with everything.
- 10:26Speaker 3: So I've been thinking about it all month, but it
- 10:27Speaker 3: wasn't until this past week when I had them on
- 10:30Speaker 3: the floor where like everything really came together.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait for Zach Ryder's title ring. All right,
- 10:38Speaker 2: all right?
- 10:39Speaker 5: Match number four, Tyson Kid versus Saboo versus Jeff Hardy
- 10:43Speaker 5: in a triple threat match action pace obviously triple threat,
- 10:47Speaker 5: no rules. These guys are all over the place, high
- 10:50Speaker 5: flying action like you'd expect.
- 10:53Speaker 7: Uh.
- 10:53Speaker 5: You know, the unpredictability of Saboo and Jeff Hardy really
- 10:57Speaker 5: showcased in this one. But in the end, it's Tyson
- 10:59Speaker 5: Kid who will be a heel over Jeff Hardy in
- 11:02Speaker 5: this one. You're playing with favorites, Well, I got plans
- 11:06Speaker 5: for the Stampede Kid. He'll be paired with Natty you know,
- 11:11Speaker 5: you can call it a faction if you want, or repairing.
- 11:14Speaker 5: She's not out there for this. Saboo I'm actually gonna
- 11:17Speaker 5: use as a babyface, and obviously Jeff Hardy I think
- 11:20Speaker 5: is probably one of the greatest baby faces of all time.
- 11:22Speaker 5: You know, someone who shouldn't even ever have worked as
- 11:25Speaker 5: a heel. So that's Kid over Jeff Hardy.
- 11:28Speaker 2: There. Match number five, this is a very fun one.
- 11:30Speaker 2: It's Raven's Rules.
- 11:33Speaker 5: Lewis okay, Raven bursus Eddie Guerrero. Eddie wins this one
- 11:40Speaker 5: after a wild event. This is a Raven's Rules if
- 11:43Speaker 5: you've never seen it. This is a very different from
- 11:46Speaker 5: anything else in this card. We're using weapons almost like
- 11:48Speaker 5: a street fight style fun e C dub like anything
- 11:53Speaker 5: goes match up, you know, garbage cans and kendo sticks
- 11:57Speaker 5: and whatever. But in the end, Eddie Garrero Latino Heat
- 12:01Speaker 5: gets the victory over Raven in his signature. Match Match
- 12:05Speaker 5: number six, not gonna crown any tag team champions yet.
- 12:10Speaker 5: They're just out there in the open that there's I
- 12:13Speaker 5: don't want to just you know, jump the gun and everything.
- 12:15Speaker 5: So here we have Team Angle has and Benjamin versus Eminem, Nitro,
- 12:21Speaker 5: Molina and Mercury, and Molina is out there. After some
- 12:24Speaker 5: underhanded tactics, Eminem picks up the victory over Team Angles.
- 12:28Speaker 2: So not a great night for Team Angle here.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Oh wow.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Match number seven so here on Monday Night Raw the
- 12:37Speaker 5: American Dream, Dusty Rhodes and Paul Hayman are co general managers,
- 12:42Speaker 5: and this match has been advertising built up as Hayman's
- 12:45Speaker 5: pick versus Dusty's pick, so it's a mystery to the
- 12:49Speaker 5: fans and everybody like that. Hayman comes out first and
- 12:53Speaker 5: introduces to the Raw brand the debut of the animal Batista.
- 12:58Speaker 5: Oh wow, clearly with Haym in it and a business associate,
- 13:02Speaker 5: if you will, and on the heel side of this equation.
- 13:05Speaker 3: So this is his debut on the TVs. Here.
- 13:09Speaker 2: This is the first time any Raw crowd seeing Okay.
- 13:12Speaker 3: So you didn't break the rules, so you still had
- 13:14Speaker 3: him on your roster. You saved him, yes, smart, Okay, Yes,
- 13:17Speaker 3: I like that.
- 13:18Speaker 5: Impact to the live crowd seeing Batista the first time. Wow,
- 13:22Speaker 5: he's there. A little bit of a pause, Dusty goes
- 13:26Speaker 5: into it. He spits off one of the greatest American
- 13:29Speaker 5: dream promos of all time up there, and he introduces
- 13:35Speaker 5: the phenomenal a J Styles. Oh wows match. It's Dusty's
- 13:41Speaker 5: pick versus Hayman's pick. AJ Styles versus Bautista. They have
- 13:45Speaker 5: a main event quality match, even though this is only
- 13:47Speaker 5: the semi main event, and eventually, in a shock to
- 13:50Speaker 5: all the professional wrestling aj styles beats Batista, and it
- 13:55Speaker 5: leaves Paul Hayman with the look on his face kind
- 13:57Speaker 5: of like that dude in the front row when Undertaker
- 13:59Speaker 5: streak ended.
- 14:00Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 14:02Speaker 2: All right, and now it's main event time and.
- 14:04Speaker 3: We're gonna crown where's the icy title.
- 14:07Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not. I told you I'm not having
- 14:10Speaker 5: a be all end all. This is just a little
- 14:11Speaker 5: taste of what's brewing on my shows.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Oh god, I have five pages of notes here.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Frusky, you donna have not You're gonna have that big left. Okay?
- 14:20Speaker 2: One episode?
- 14:22Speaker 5: All right, this is a whole month. It's not one episode.
- 14:24Speaker 5: You had a month, I know, But what am I.
- 14:27Speaker 5: I'm not gonna sit and write for television shows.
- 14:30Speaker 3: You did that, Yes it did.
- 14:32Speaker 1: He's okay, he's been saying that for weeks.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I didn't think he's really gonna do it.
- 14:39Speaker 5: All right, Main event time, we are gonna crown the
- 14:42Speaker 5: first ever world heavyweight champion. Here on Raw, it's a
- 14:46Speaker 5: fatal four way the Rated R Superstar Edge versus Randy
- 14:50Speaker 5: Orton versus the Undertaker versus Sean Michaels. Okay, this is
- 14:57Speaker 5: a you know, a wild one, put in a lot
- 15:01Speaker 5: of time, main event quality, fatal four way like you'd
- 15:04Speaker 5: expect on a WW pay per view.
- 15:07Speaker 2: There is a surprise debut when here comes the money.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Oh wow, hits Sean McMahon.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Running uh to attack Sean Michaels does not work in
- 15:20Speaker 5: his favor. Another surprise debut, Big Daddy V appears. Oh whoa,
- 15:28Speaker 5: he gets the best of Shawn Michaels. He's clearly aligned
- 15:31Speaker 5: with Shane, who's aligned with Randy Orton who they.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Help him get the victory?
- 15:36Speaker 5: Oh wow, little little stable be formed here Big Daddy V,
- 15:40Speaker 5: Seae mcman and Randy Orton. They're celebrating. Randy's got the
- 15:44Speaker 5: title up in the air. The lights start to flicker.
- 15:48Speaker 5: What's happening? Someone ascends from the ceiling. Oh no, the
- 15:54Speaker 5: ring clears.
- 15:56Speaker 3: That's gotta be stay.
- 16:00Speaker 5: The show goes off the air with Stang's appearance first
- 16:03Speaker 5: time in the WW. Ever, after all these years in WCW,
- 16:07Speaker 5: what stings future in RAW?
- 16:09Speaker 2: I don't know. We're gonna have to stay tuned next
- 16:11Speaker 2: month to find out.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay. A couple of questions. Number one, how
- 16:16Speaker 1: many matches was that for this.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Pay per view? That was eight matches.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Eight matches, and I wound up.
- 16:21Speaker 5: With all the run ins and things like that. Somehow
- 16:23Speaker 5: I used every guy, which I was not intending to do.
- 16:26Speaker 5: It just shaped up that way.
- 16:28Speaker 1: So Monday morning quarterbacking here, I'm doing the post pay
- 16:32Speaker 1: per view podcast the next day, and I'm talking about
- 16:35Speaker 1: the possibilities here. Yeah, now in the raw brand, guys,
- 16:41Speaker 1: the possibility of an Undertaker versus Sting match is that
- 16:45Speaker 1: is there the dreamt.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I kind of failed.
- 16:48Speaker 5: I failed to mention that, like Takers back to his
- 16:50Speaker 5: feet and it's like a Taker Stang standoff. They've cleared
- 16:54Speaker 5: the ring of the heels and they're they're the final
- 16:56Speaker 5: two is you know, smoke clears and it's a standoff
- 16:59Speaker 5: of like are the allies or the enemies? You know,
- 17:01Speaker 5: you have to tune into the television to find out.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Right and who? And who also is the number one
- 17:06Speaker 1: contender for this Randy Orton Championship and with he has
- 17:10Speaker 1: a giant heater behind him, plus the seemingly large pockets
- 17:15Speaker 1: of Shane McMahon.
- 17:16Speaker 2: So exactly Brosque. Any questions before we move on.
- 17:20Speaker 3: Or any you know, it's a very very good card.
- 17:24Speaker 3: It was nice I I do like the Big Daddy
- 17:28Speaker 3: V I do how I do like how you used him,
- 17:31Speaker 3: very very different. I do like the possibility of a
- 17:34Speaker 3: dream match with Sting and the Undertaker, and I like.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Are they a dream are they a dream tag team?
- 17:41Speaker 3: We don't, We'll have to find out. I like how
- 17:43Speaker 3: you say Batista. I like that a lot. I like
- 17:45Speaker 3: the dynamic between Paul Hayman h versus Dusty Rhodes.
- 17:49Speaker 5: So yeah, that's that's clearly baby face manager heel manager,
- 17:54Speaker 5: and you know what's to come of that.
- 17:56Speaker 1: But you also have Umaga looking strong in the beginning,
- 18:00Speaker 1: and also Eddie Guerrero winning a Ravens Rules match looking
- 18:04Speaker 1: pretty strong. So who knows who's the who's gonna be
- 18:07Speaker 1: the Intercontinental champion, Who's gonna come out on top of
- 18:10Speaker 1: the I.
- 18:11Speaker 5: Don't even need to scratch the surface to that. I uh.
- 18:15Speaker 5: I kind of failed to mention that the Tyson Kids,
- 18:18Speaker 5: Saboo Jeff Harty three away, the winner would be entered
- 18:21Speaker 5: into the tournament for the Icy title.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Okay, very important.
- 18:26Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's he's earned his spot in the tournament.
- 18:29Speaker 2: But that's it. That's as far as that goes. There's
- 18:31Speaker 2: plenty of work to be done. There. No, he's a
- 18:34Speaker 2: heel with Natty, got it?
- 18:35Speaker 1: Okay?
- 18:36Speaker 3: All right, all right, well I think presents bad blood.
- 18:41Speaker 2: There you have it.
- 18:43Speaker 3: I think this podcast proves exactly why you are bare
- 18:47Speaker 3: minimum Brian.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Okay.
- 18:49Speaker 5: I mean, let's the first time we're doing this. Have
- 18:52Speaker 5: you really come at me with all this? Maybe I
- 18:53Speaker 5: will next time if I have to smash you.
- 18:56Speaker 3: But my pay per view is SmackDown. Term oil is
- 19:00Speaker 3: the name of the pay per view. We have Wow,
- 19:04Speaker 3: we have your Disease by Saliva is the official theme.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Wasn't that the theme for every pay per view?
- 19:11Speaker 3: And I have the TVs. I'm not gonna go through
- 19:13Speaker 3: every single match. I just want to give you a
- 19:15Speaker 3: little gist of what's been going on here in the WWF.
- 19:18Speaker 3: The first night of SmackDown, Vince McMahon walks down to
- 19:23Speaker 3: the ring. He has the Vince strutt and he also
- 19:26Speaker 3: has with him the WWE Championship. He welcomes everybody to
- 19:31Speaker 3: the ww universe to SmackDown, and he says that tonight
- 19:36Speaker 3: we will crown the first ever w w E Champion,
- 19:41Speaker 3: and the only way to do that is in a
- 19:44Speaker 3: good old royal rumble. That's right, a royal rumble on
- 19:50Speaker 3: night one and the mayor.
- 19:52Speaker 5: You're so scared of my roster. You booked the Royal
- 19:55Speaker 5: Rumble and the opening seg of your first seg Ever,
- 19:58Speaker 5: now this is SAG two openings.
- 20:00Speaker 3: E was E Vince, that was seg one, bleeds into
- 20:04Speaker 3: with the commercial, Go with the Commershall, the man who
- 20:08Speaker 3: drew number one? Why to j Chris Jericho and.
- 20:16Speaker 1: The man I have I have to interject, Yeah, I
- 20:19Speaker 1: just want you to know that, in my opinion, you
- 20:22Speaker 1: and Brian are now even on this, uh, this cheating scandal,
- 20:26Speaker 1: because I feel like this what you're doing right now,
- 20:30Speaker 1: this sort of bending of the rules and doing multiple cards.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Yeah right, you're basically you're sneaking.
- 20:38Speaker 5: I feel like someone would be like, well, Brosky's pay
- 20:41Speaker 5: per views sucked, but if I picked Brosky, then I
- 20:43Speaker 5: liked all five of his show.
- 20:45Speaker 3: I'm getten because I did the work, I did the
- 20:48Speaker 3: due diligence. I'm giving the build up to the pay view.
- 20:50Speaker 3: I also want to say this when I talk about
- 20:52Speaker 3: a certain figure, right, I'm almost booking this almost like
- 20:55Speaker 3: if you were to play a video game and like
- 20:58Speaker 3: so Hogan for instance, it's not how old he is today.
- 21:02Speaker 3: It's like the best of all Hulk Hogan's the best
- 21:05Speaker 3: of all.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Christiano's idiot. He's the version of the figure that you picked.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Right, but like his move said and stuff like that,
- 21:11Speaker 3: like he could like, for instance, Jericho, I can't wait
- 21:15Speaker 3: a minute. You can't tell me what moves the guy
- 21:17Speaker 3: can or cannot do when you're you're cheating and using
- 21:20Speaker 3: aj styles. Who FTC says is not even a Ruth's
- 21:23Speaker 3: aggression figure.
- 21:24Speaker 5: Come on here, say that's bullshit when it goes away.
- 21:29Speaker 5: By the way, So Jericho is number one, and we're
- 21:32Speaker 5: gonna really go through a thirty man rumble right now?
- 21:34Speaker 3: No, no, you have thirty guys, it's not a thirty
- 21:38Speaker 3: man rumble. I will not name everybody who's in the
- 21:40Speaker 3: Royal Rumble. Let's just say the Royal.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Let's just let's sit back for complements to let him
- 21:44Speaker 2: go here.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Yeah, the Royal Rumble happens. Everyone goes through.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Uh.
- 21:48Speaker 3: The last guys in the ring are Jericho, rv D,
- 21:53Speaker 3: Big Show, brock Lesner, and Hogan Sina. But the last
- 21:59Speaker 3: man who enters is Big Show. So Big Show comes
- 22:02Speaker 3: in right, he clears house, he RVD and Jericho. You
- 22:07Speaker 3: know they tried teaming up on him. After Big Show
- 22:09Speaker 3: clear his house and everybody. You get the code breaker
- 22:13Speaker 3: into RVD off the top rope with the big boot.
- 22:15Speaker 3: It stumbles, Big Show into the Judas effect.
- 22:18Speaker 6: RVD goes for the Van Damnator. Big Show catches the chairs,
- 22:21Speaker 6: throws the back at him.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Knocked out punch, super kick to Jericho, double choke Slim.
- 22:26Speaker 6: They've all over the top.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Big Show is cleaning house. Okay, so we're down to
- 22:31Speaker 3: the final four of this.
- 22:32Speaker 5: Who will be WI the w w E champion?
- 22:39Speaker 3: Will it be the Big Show? Will it be brock Lesnar,
- 22:41Speaker 3: Will it be Hogan? We'll it be Sina. It keeps
- 22:44Speaker 3: going for a couple more minutes. Big Show tries climbing
- 22:47Speaker 3: the top rope. He shouldn't go there, He shouldn't go
- 22:50Speaker 3: to the top.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Everyone knows you shouldn't do that.
- 22:52Speaker 3: Brock Lesner goes to stop him. He goes for the
- 22:55Speaker 3: super plex, but Big Show holds on. Sina gets up too.
- 22:58Speaker 3: They're going for a double super flex, but Big Show
- 23:01Speaker 3: holds on.
- 23:02Speaker 6: Oh no, here.
- 23:03Speaker 3: Comes Hule Cogan with a power Bob the Big power Spot.
- 23:07Speaker 6: He power Bob's Sina and Brock. Who super flexes big show?
- 23:12Speaker 6: And what happens? The ring explodes, The rig breaks, the
- 23:17Speaker 6: rig breaks, the Royal Rumble has been canceled. We go
- 23:20Speaker 6: off the air. Who's gonna be the w w E Champion?
- 23:26Speaker 3: All right? So the first show goes off.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Who who?
- 23:28Speaker 5: Okay, what I really need to know is who eliminated
- 23:31Speaker 5: Zach Ryder from the rumble that we.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Don't We're not going through all that, okay, So the
- 23:38Speaker 3: first show goes off the air. The ring literally explodes.
- 23:42Speaker 3: We have no w w E champion. Okay, we have
- 23:45Speaker 3: no ww champion. SmackDown Week two starts Vince McMahon in
- 23:51Speaker 3: the ring. He calls out Hull Cogan, he calls out Brock,
- 23:58Speaker 3: he calls out Show, he called out Sina. He also
- 24:02Speaker 3: calls out R v D and Jericho and says that
- 24:06Speaker 3: you guys will be in a match at Turmoil for
- 24:10Speaker 3: the w w E Championship. But it's not just any
- 24:15Speaker 3: match makes the elimination Chamber.
- 24:20Speaker 2: You guys get em to do this match?
- 24:23Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Elmer, it's they all emination chamber.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Okay.
- 24:31Speaker 3: So he also announces that tonight it will be a six.
- 24:36Speaker 5: By great question that chamber you bought only has uh
- 24:42Speaker 5: two chambers, So how are you going to do?
- 24:44Speaker 3: Six guys they're in it. They're all in it.
- 24:48Speaker 2: That makes it all. Look at that count the chambers
- 24:54Speaker 2: For me.
- 24:54Speaker 3: I may have bought another chamber, so I would have
- 24:57Speaker 3: four chambers, okay. And also tonight in the main event, RVD,
- 25:08Speaker 3: Sina and Hogan, we'll team up to take our big
- 25:11Speaker 3: show Brock Lesner and Chris Jericho. But that's not all
- 25:15Speaker 3: Vince McMahon. He also announces it tonight will be a
- 25:19Speaker 3: one night tournament to declare the first ever United States champion.
- 25:26Speaker 3: So I will go through these matches real quick. Booker
- 25:30Speaker 3: t defeats Bubba Ray with Devon in his corner after
- 25:35Speaker 3: the match the Dudley's attack, Booker lay him out, three
- 25:41Speaker 3: d lay him out. Gold Dust defeats Striker to advance.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Matt Hardy defeats the mizz to advance. Brian Kendrick defeats
- 25:52Speaker 3: Mavin to advance. Finley with Hornswoggle defeats Nicky to advance.
- 26:00Speaker 3: At Morgan defeats Dreamer to advance.
- 26:03Speaker 2: How many man tournament is this?
- 26:05Speaker 3: It's a big tournament.
- 26:06Speaker 5: How many segs is your television it's we have a
- 26:09Speaker 5: lot of sex that's not do But this is also backstage.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Also I mentioned this earlier. Also in the opening seg,
- 26:17Speaker 3: Vince sdick Man said that next week the tag team
- 26:19Speaker 3: titles will be decided. So in a backstage segment, Zach
- 26:23Speaker 3: Ryder goes up to his upcoming opponent, Christian. It says
- 26:27Speaker 3: that hey, man win loser draw. I think we should be,
- 26:30Speaker 3: you know, going for those tag team titles, and Christian,
- 26:33Speaker 3: who's a heel, blows them off. Christian defeats Zach Ryder
- 26:38Speaker 3: in the opening round, and then Hurricane defeats Domino, who
- 26:43Speaker 3: is with Deuce and Cherry. The next round, Booker t
- 26:48Speaker 3: defeats Goldust in a hard fought match. Both baby faces.
- 26:51Speaker 3: After the match, they hug, they shake hands, gold Dust sleeves.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Booker starts doing his spinner Rooney from the crowd come
- 26:58Speaker 3: to Dudley Boys again. They lay him out. Goldst says, no,
- 27:02Speaker 3: you're not beating on my friend like that. He slides in,
- 27:04Speaker 3: but the Dudleys get the best of both of them,
- 27:07Speaker 3: put him both through tables. Up next, Brian Kendrick The
- 27:12Speaker 3: Brian Kendrick defeats Matt Hardy to advance, so Finley Finley
- 27:17Speaker 3: with Hornswoggle Hornswaller tries to involved, but Matt Morgan defeats
- 27:21Speaker 3: Finley even Pie faces Swaggle to the ground.
- 27:24Speaker 2: Oh No.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Next up is Hurricane defeating Christian to advance. Vince McMahon
- 27:33Speaker 3: has then said that the Dudley Boys are barred from
- 27:36Speaker 3: ringside and they have been escorted out of the building.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Booker t who is barely making it to the ring.
- 27:45Speaker 3: He tries his best, but he loses to the Brian Kendrick.
- 27:49Speaker 3: And then next up Matt Morgan versus Hurricane. Matt Morgan
- 27:54Speaker 3: is dominating Hurricane the entire time, and Matt Morgan's finish
- 27:58Speaker 3: is that that vertical souplex into that rock bottom. He
- 28:01Speaker 3: beat Matt Morgan, beat Dreamer with it, He beat Finley
- 28:04Speaker 3: with it. He's got Hurricane up. The Hurricane keeps falling down,
- 28:08Speaker 3: falling down, falling down, but no hurricanes play it.
- 28:10Speaker 6: Pass up. He rolls him up one, two, three.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Hurricane beats Matt Morgan, and Matt Morgan lights him up,
- 28:17Speaker 3: lays him out, hits him with the finish three times
- 28:21Speaker 3: and walks off as Hurricane is laying.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Down on the man.
- 28:25Speaker 3: The plan Brian Kendrick comes out for the finals. The
- 28:29Speaker 3: finals is going on right now. The referee checks on Hurricane.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Hurricane says, I'm okay, I'm okay to go. Brian Kendrick
- 28:35Speaker 3: hooks him in the sliced bread one two kick out
- 28:38Speaker 3: by Hurricane. He beats up Hurricane littlemore hits a slice
- 28:42Speaker 3: bread one two three. New United States Champion the Brian Kendrick.
- 28:47Speaker 3: As he walks back, someone meets him in the entrance way.
- 28:50Speaker 3: It's his new bodyguard, Matt Morgan. That's right, Matt Morgan
- 28:54Speaker 3: is the muscle, the heater for thee Brian Kendrick, what
- 28:59Speaker 3: you gotta say about my my first champion?
- 29:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm amazed at this. And also I'm amazed that
- 29:09Speaker 1: you remembering the spots, these intricate spots of so many matches,
- 29:15Speaker 1: like I've seen you shook for doing one comeback.
- 29:20Speaker 5: Remember, I could see if Chelsea was like actively going
- 29:26Speaker 5: to the PC every day.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Where did you find the time to like sit and
- 29:30Speaker 2: do this.
- 29:30Speaker 5: Okay, well we have the main event. Guys, it's RBD.
- 29:35Speaker 5: This is not believable or logical that this was one
- 29:37Speaker 5: episode of television.
- 29:38Speaker 2: By the way, yes it is.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Matches are short, you just have Big Shot nine matches.
- 29:43Speaker 3: It's rb D. See that. In Hogan versus Big Show
- 29:46Speaker 3: Brock and Jericho, Towards the end of the match, the
- 29:49Speaker 3: heel team implodes, Brock and Show fight to the back,
- 29:53Speaker 3: leaving just Jericho. He gets the F you. He tags
- 29:58Speaker 3: in Hogan the Big Leg. He tags r v D
- 30:00Speaker 3: five Star Frock Splash one two three. The show ends
- 30:04Speaker 3: with r v D Sina and Hogan up on top.
- 30:09Speaker 3: That's week number two.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Any questions so far, I've already said my piece on this.
- 30:14Speaker 3: Any questions so far?
- 30:15Speaker 1: Me too?
- 30:16Speaker 3: Bending rules?
- 30:18Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Night three this is called desperation, but.
- 30:22Speaker 3: I don't think. I think. I think this is called
- 30:24Speaker 3: not being a lazy, and it's called uh proper booking
- 30:29Speaker 3: night Hogan.
- 30:30Speaker 1: I back to the Hogan thing. He's like the older
- 30:33Speaker 1: old man Hogan.
- 30:34Speaker 3: Isn't he He's however you want him to be.
- 30:37Speaker 5: He's but two thousand and four, two thousand and five, Hogan.
- 30:45Speaker 1: I guess he was still wrestling.
- 30:46Speaker 3: He wrestles Orton. It was an Orton tu pack.
- 30:51Speaker 2: All right?
- 30:52Speaker 8: Uh.
- 30:52Speaker 3: Night three. Vince McMahon uh cuts up promo again, explaining
- 30:57Speaker 3: that tonight we will find out who will be the
- 31:00Speaker 3: first tag team champions. We're gonna do that in a
- 31:02Speaker 3: very unorthodox way. We are having a lethal lottery. What's
- 31:07Speaker 3: happening is that names will be drawn out of a
- 31:10Speaker 3: hat to pick random tag teams. The winning team will
- 31:13Speaker 3: go into an every man for himself Battle Royal, and
- 31:16Speaker 3: the winner of that Battle Royal gets to choose his
- 31:20Speaker 3: partner to become the first ever tag team champion. So
- 31:23Speaker 3: you don't have to win the titles with who you're
- 31:25Speaker 3: teamed up with. You just have to get to the
- 31:27Speaker 3: Battle Royal and win, and then you can pick your partner.
- 31:30Speaker 2: If that makes sense, okay.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Because you know, the drawings in wrestling are never legit.
- 31:37Speaker 3: So the first match of the night is Brock and
- 31:39Speaker 3: Big Show. They got paired up together, the two guys
- 31:42Speaker 3: who fought to the back last week. They take on
- 31:44Speaker 3: the team of Sena and Hogan. Sena and Hogan move on.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Uh Dou San Domino also get called together. They're so
- 31:53Speaker 3: happy but also getting called together the new found friendship
- 31:56Speaker 3: a Booker T and gold Dust. Booker T and gold
- 31:59Speaker 3: Dust advanced. Next up, we have Matt Hardy and Devon
- 32:04Speaker 3: Dudley taking on Zach Ryder. And Bubba Ray Dudley. What
- 32:08Speaker 3: is going to happen when the Dudley's face off against
- 32:11Speaker 3: another one another Ryder defeats Devon to advance after the
- 32:16Speaker 3: match the Dudley's layout Zack Ryder with a three D.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Next up is Hurricane and Maven losing to Matt, Morgan
- 32:24Speaker 3: and Christian. Then we have Jericho and Kendrick defeating Finley
- 32:29Speaker 3: and RVD. Next up is Nicky and Miss. They defeat
- 32:35Speaker 3: Dreamer and Striker, and when Dreamer and Striker after after
- 32:43Speaker 3: they lose, Striker is shaking Dreamer's hand and then kicks
- 32:46Speaker 3: him in the nuts, leaving Dreamer. He's pissed at Dreamer
- 32:50Speaker 3: loss for the team. So then up next is the
- 32:54Speaker 3: Battle Royal. But before the Battle Royal, we see footage
- 32:56Speaker 3: of Zack Ryder laid out backstage through a table. We
- 33:00Speaker 3: can only assume it's from the Dudley's. Zach Ryder is
- 33:03Speaker 3: not medically able to compete in the Battle Royal. Uh,
- 33:08Speaker 3: so we're about We're about to start the Battle Royal.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Everyone's making their entrance entrances. As Booker, t and Golds
- 33:15Speaker 3: are making their entrance, they're jumped from behind with steel
- 33:17Speaker 3: chairs by Deuce and Domino lay them out. They give
- 33:20Speaker 3: them the uh the what the what's the what's the
- 33:22Speaker 3: finish move? They do the kick in the face. No,
- 33:26Speaker 3: I forget what it's called, but they give it to
- 33:27Speaker 3: the crack him in the mouth, crack him in the mouth,
- 33:29Speaker 3: the crack him in the mouth, and give him both
- 33:31Speaker 3: to the cracking of in the mouth. Goldless and booker
- 33:33Speaker 3: Ter are not able to compete in the Battle.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Royal to compete because they're.
- 33:39Speaker 3: Not able to compete. So the guys who are in
- 33:42Speaker 3: the Battle Royal are Sena and Hogan, Bubba Dudley, Matt Morgan,
- 33:46Speaker 3: Christian Y two, j Kendrick, Miz and Nikki. It really
- 33:50Speaker 3: looks like Morgan and Kendrick are going to become double
- 33:53Speaker 3: champions tonight, but oh no, the bell rings. Everybody goes
- 33:56Speaker 3: to Matt Morgan dumps them over the top rope. Hogan
- 34:00Speaker 3: picks up Kendrick, gorilla press slam throws them right on
- 34:03Speaker 3: to Matt Morgan. They're out of here, which brings us
- 34:06Speaker 3: to the final four. Bubba Ray Dudley is almost thrown
- 34:11Speaker 3: over Hogan. John Cena gives Jericho the f U over
- 34:15Speaker 3: the top. He nails Bubba Hogan falls over, but he's
- 34:18Speaker 3: still in the match. He's still in the match. He's
- 34:20Speaker 3: pulled himself up. Bubba gets up for the fu. He
- 34:23Speaker 3: slips down, pushes Sena into Hogan. Hogan's eliminated. Sina just
- 34:28Speaker 3: eliminated his partner, Hulk Hogan. Unbelievable.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Uh.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Sina then has Bubba up. He reverses some things, gets
- 34:35Speaker 3: him up for the the f you. Hogan slides in,
- 34:38Speaker 3: gives the big boot to Sina give him the big leg.
- 34:44Speaker 3: As he's getting up, Bubba Dudley clothes lines Sena over.
- 34:47Speaker 3: We have new tag team champions, Bubba Dudley and a
- 34:51Speaker 3: partner of his joys. Who will be We'll find out
- 34:53Speaker 3: next week on SmackDown. That's card number three. What do
- 34:58Speaker 3: you guys think?
- 34:59Speaker 1: I have a question, wh who's security on your on
- 35:01Speaker 1: your show? Because everyone's getting jumped.
- 35:06Speaker 3: It's pandemonium. Yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 1: I feel like it's a little over booked here for
- 35:09Speaker 1: a couple of years.
- 35:11Speaker 5: Over book I don't think so. How much did you
- 35:13Speaker 5: pay Vince Russo for the skype call?
- 35:18Speaker 3: All right, so night four? Now, keep in mind this
- 35:22Speaker 3: is the last TV this this GOM show. The show
- 35:28Speaker 3: starts another.
- 35:31Speaker 1: A sixty four man tournament.
- 35:35Speaker 3: The show starts.
- 35:37Speaker 5: We had a royal that bleeds into a tournament, but
- 35:40Speaker 5: people get jumped with chairs before it happens.
- 35:44Speaker 3: I think the show starts with Mabon, Finley, Matt Hardy,
- 35:50Speaker 3: Christian miss and Nicky around the ring or in the
- 35:54Speaker 3: ring and around the ring are a bunch of ladders,
- 35:56Speaker 3: and we don't know why. Vince McMahon makes his entrance
- 36:02Speaker 3: that says that you guys have really been impressing me,
- 36:05Speaker 3: but one of you guys really needs to step up.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Who has that ruthless aggression? We're gonna find out at
- 36:11Speaker 3: Turboil because there will be a money in.
- 36:13Speaker 6: The bank ladder match to find out who.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Will be the number one get tender for the ww Championship.
- 36:20Speaker 3: It will be Mabon versus Finley, versus Matt Hardy versus
- 36:23Speaker 3: Christian versus versus Nicky. But right here, right now, we're
- 36:25Speaker 3: gonna have a six man tag Maymon, Finley and Hardy
- 36:28Speaker 3: against Christian, Miz and Nicky, and Maven wins for the
- 36:34Speaker 3: team with his finisher, the implosion.
- 36:38Speaker 2: I thought it was a dropkick, and.
- 36:40Speaker 3: You might be asking you, how do I know Mavin's
- 36:42Speaker 3: finisher it's because I texted Mavin today said, hey, what's
- 36:44Speaker 3: your finisher?
- 36:48Speaker 2: I thought it was a drop kick all these years.
- 36:50Speaker 3: It's actually he gave me two moves that were not
- 36:53Speaker 3: the implosion, and then I sent him the YouTube link
- 36:55Speaker 3: of the implosion and he said he was using that
- 36:57Speaker 3: for a couple of months before he got let go
- 36:59Speaker 3: the emplos. He's like a lung blower, Like, describe that
- 37:02Speaker 3: to me. Okay, like a backstamper.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Okay.
- 37:05Speaker 9: Uh.
- 37:05Speaker 3: Then backstage, Tris Stratus, Victoria, and Lida go up to
- 37:10Speaker 3: his They go up to Vincent's office say it is
- 37:14Speaker 3: both they haven't been used.
- 37:15Speaker 2: I agree, yeah.
- 37:18Speaker 3: They say it's not fair that it's sex as they
- 37:20Speaker 3: haven't been used, and Vince says, you know what, you're right.
- 37:23Speaker 3: At Turmoil, it will be a triple threat match. So
- 37:27Speaker 3: it will be a triple threat match at Turmoil, Trish
- 37:29Speaker 3: versus Victoria versus Lida. Also, the next segment is Matt
- 37:35Speaker 3: Striker in the ring for a Striker's Classroom and he
- 37:39Speaker 3: just rips apart in his promo, Timey Dreamer, how Dreamer
- 37:42Speaker 3: is washed up? Blah blah blah blah. Dreamer comes down.
- 37:46Speaker 3: He says, hey, Matt. We we we've gone, you know,
- 37:49Speaker 3: up and down the roads together, we go way back.
- 37:51Speaker 3: I'm sorry for losing. Just give me one more chance.
- 37:54Speaker 3: We can get back on track. We can go for
- 37:55Speaker 3: the tag team titles. Striker says okay. He hugs them
- 37:59Speaker 3: and then he right through the chalkboard. It says Dreamer,
- 38:04Speaker 3: I will see you at Turmoil.
- 38:06Speaker 2: What a match?
- 38:08Speaker 3: Yeah? What a match?
- 38:09Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 38:09Speaker 5: Is that taking place at the NYWC Sportatorium.
- 38:13Speaker 3: No, that's taking place at Turmoil.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Okay, just clarifying, Okay.
- 38:19Speaker 3: So also, next up is a it's a promo. Vince
- 38:25Speaker 3: McMann is in the ring. He calls out Bubba Dudley.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Bubba has one tag team title, Vince has the other.
- 38:31Speaker 3: He says, Bubba, it is now time to choose your
- 38:34Speaker 3: partner who you're gonna be tag team champions with. Bubba chooses,
- 38:38Speaker 3: of course, Devon Dudley. Devon walks out. Vince has him
- 38:43Speaker 3: the title, and we have officially the first ever tag
- 38:46Speaker 3: team champions. Bubba and Devon outcomes. Zach Ryder outcomes. Zach
- 38:53Speaker 3: Ryder says, this is bs. He got put through the
- 38:55Speaker 3: table last week. He knows that the Dudleys did that.
- 38:59Speaker 3: He that's why he wasn't able to compete, and Vince says,
- 39:05Speaker 3: you're right, you were laid out. You're right, it's not fair,
- 39:07Speaker 3: But it wasn't the Dudleys, and he goes to the
- 39:09Speaker 3: security footage that plays on the tron. It was Deuce
- 39:13Speaker 3: and Domino who laid out Zach Ryder outcome Deus and
- 39:17Speaker 3: Domino there. They can't believe that you're got caught. They
- 39:21Speaker 3: say that they want to be added into the tag
- 39:23Speaker 3: team title match at Turmoil, but Vince says, okay, how
- 39:27Speaker 3: about this. What about the team that you laid out
- 39:31Speaker 3: in the battle roll Booker T and Goldusts who also
- 39:33Speaker 3: come out. He makes it a four way for Turmoil,
- 39:36Speaker 3: Deus and Domino versus the Dudley's versus Booker and Goldes
- 39:40Speaker 3: versus Rider and a mystery partner for the tag team
- 39:44Speaker 3: titles at Turmoil. But right now there's gonna be a
- 39:47Speaker 3: fatal four way match Deuce, Rider, Bubba, and Booker T.
- 39:52Speaker 3: The winner chooses the stipulation, and in the end it's
- 39:55Speaker 3: Bubba who cheats the win over Rider.
- 39:58Speaker 5: Okay, every single thing you're doing is the parties involved
- 40:03Speaker 5: getting some kind of information and then having a multi
- 40:06Speaker 5: van tag.
- 40:07Speaker 3: I can book, I can book? What okay, Bubba?
- 40:10Speaker 2: Okay?
- 40:10Speaker 5: Another question, why the build up to for Bubba to
- 40:15Speaker 5: just pick Devon?
- 40:16Speaker 2: It was a swerve. Where's the swerve? What do you mean?
- 40:20Speaker 3: Where was the build up? Oh? We want we were
- 40:22Speaker 3: at least to this promo, but.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Like it's just Devon, there's no payoff.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Well, I know everyone knows it's gonna be Devon. That's
- 40:29Speaker 3: like their whole plan work kind of doing.
- 40:31Speaker 2: So why do it?
- 40:33Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what I was doing, Okay. And my
- 40:35Speaker 3: other question is you think you think the Dudley's you
- 40:39Speaker 3: think the Dudley's laid out Rider, but it's really ducing Domino.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Got it?
- 40:42Speaker 6: Uh?
- 40:44Speaker 5: Who in your in your federation? Here is Vincent man
- 40:48Speaker 5: a heel or babyface? It seems to making decisions on
- 40:51Speaker 5: both sides of the coin.
- 40:52Speaker 3: Yeah, vinceus is fair and square right now? Okay, missus
- 40:55Speaker 3: fair and square right now. So Bubba cheats to beat
- 40:58Speaker 3: Rider and he announces that it's a table match, and
- 41:02Speaker 3: of course, uh, it was an elimination match. Deuce is
- 41:04Speaker 3: already out, Bookers already out. So then after the match, uh, Devon,
- 41:08Speaker 3: Abobba put Rider through another table or put it through
- 41:12Speaker 3: a table and it will be a table match, a
- 41:14Speaker 3: fatal four way match. Next up is the Brian Kendrick
- 41:19Speaker 3: against Hurricane. They were battling via social media uh all
- 41:23Speaker 3: week and Kendrick said that if Hurricane could beat him tonight,
- 41:28Speaker 3: he will give him a shot for the US title
- 41:29Speaker 3: at Turmoil, and.
- 41:31Speaker 5: Ruth discretionari there was no social media they were.
- 41:35Speaker 3: They were doing it over base, uh, Facebook and MySpace.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take that. Yeah, were welling over my space.
- 41:46Speaker 2: He wasn't in his top eight. He was pissed, right damn.
- 41:49Speaker 3: So there there was a there was there was some
- 41:51Speaker 3: sort of there was a rep distraction, uh miscommunication. Matt
- 41:54Speaker 3: Morgan accidentally hits uh Kendrick with the big boot. He
- 41:58Speaker 3: charges Hurricane low ropes the big choke slam to Kendrick
- 42:02Speaker 3: one two three, Hurricane wins, skidaddles he gets out of there.
- 42:05Speaker 3: He will take on Kendrick for the US title at Turmoil.
- 42:10Speaker 3: And next up, Vince McMahon says, you're gonna love this, guys.
- 42:15Speaker 3: It will be the elimination Chamber match at Turmoil. But
- 42:18Speaker 3: right now, there will be a gauntlet match to find
- 42:20Speaker 3: out who will get the last spot, the chamber, the
- 42:25Speaker 3: last spot, the chamber. So what happens is it's Jericho
- 42:29Speaker 3: the Gauntlet match RBD. So it starts with Jericho and Brock.
- 42:33Speaker 3: Brock beats Jericho, out comes RBD. Brock beats RBDU. Then
- 42:40Speaker 3: comes the Big Show. Big Show beats Brock after numerous
- 42:44Speaker 3: choke slams. Here comes Sena. Sena defeats Show with the
- 42:49Speaker 3: fu And now this work is interesting. It's Hogan and
- 42:53Speaker 3: Sena who are more friendly. Then they kind of screwed
- 42:57Speaker 3: each over, like screwed each other over last week. Uh,
- 43:00Speaker 3: Sena not on purpose, but then Hogan was on purpose.
- 43:02Speaker 3: So there's some bad blood here. Hy bad blood, that's right,
- 43:07Speaker 3: that's right. There's some tension.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Uh.
- 43:10Speaker 3: So they're they're they're going all over the place, fighting
- 43:13Speaker 3: in where the raft is kind of you know, putting
- 43:14Speaker 3: his hands up, letting it fly. Uh, they're on the outside.
- 43:18Speaker 3: Sena rolls in. Hogan, he goes to get his chain,
- 43:21Speaker 3: you know, his chain that he wears. Vince grabs it
- 43:24Speaker 3: from him. He won't let him cheat. Sina turns around
- 43:27Speaker 3: and just pushes over. Vince McMahon pushes him over as
- 43:32Speaker 3: he slides in Big Boot from Hogan. He goes with
- 43:35Speaker 3: a big leg. Seena moves out of the way. F
- 43:38Speaker 3: you one two, Vince pulls out the referee unbe believable.
- 43:47Speaker 3: Sena is pissed. He goes, does a little chase with
- 43:49Speaker 3: Vince around the ring. Vince slides in. Sena slides in
- 43:53Speaker 3: big boot from Hogan, hits the ropes leg drop.
- 43:57Speaker 6: One, two, three.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Hogan will be the last spot in the elimination chamber
- 44:01Speaker 3: and we will see you next week at Turmoil.
- 44:05Speaker 5: Any questions, I just okay, So what are our advertised
- 44:09Speaker 5: matchups right now for Turmoil?
- 44:12Speaker 3: Should I do one by one? Well?
- 44:14Speaker 1: Just here now, just get right into the turminoil. Yeah,
- 44:16Speaker 1: start Turmoil.
- 44:18Speaker 3: I thought this was gonna be yeah, all right, the
- 44:22Speaker 3: opening contest here at Turmoil. Now, remember your disease by
- 44:25Speaker 3: Saliva is playing.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Hold on. I want to I want to remind the
- 44:29Speaker 1: audience right now that this competition is strictly this card
- 44:35Speaker 1: that you were about to hear Brian's cards.
- 44:38Speaker 2: That's all.
- 44:38Speaker 1: We appreciate the.
- 44:40Speaker 5: Uh you set the table there for half an hour,
- 44:42Speaker 5: but uh yeah, well I think the context is king.
- 44:46Speaker 3: As Eric Bischoff.
- 44:47Speaker 5: Says, reeks reeks of desperation, but let's have I think
- 44:51Speaker 5: it reeks of hard work, which and you're you're as
- 44:55Speaker 5: barely reeks as bare minimum.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, because it was good.
- 45:00Speaker 3: Mine's very good. The opening contest is the money in
- 45:04Speaker 3: the Bank ladder match. Whoever gets the briefcase will move
- 45:08Speaker 3: on and get a World Championship match, w title match,
- 45:12Speaker 3: whatever they want. It's Christian Maven, Finley, Matt Hardy, Nicky
- 45:18Speaker 3: and Mizz. So the the final sequence, if you could
- 45:22Speaker 3: picture this in your head, is, uh, Finley is climbing up,
- 45:27Speaker 3: Nicki is climbing up. In comes Hornswoggle. He's pulling on
- 45:31Speaker 3: Nicki's Spirit squad pants. He's pulling him, He's pulling him
- 45:34Speaker 3: down the ladder. Nicki gives him the superkick. Should fit
- 45:37Speaker 3: continue to climb up and grab the briefcase or protect
- 45:40Speaker 3: his his little midget friend. He decides to protect his
- 45:43Speaker 3: midget friend. He comes down and there's a chill Aley
- 45:46Speaker 3: already in the ring. He nails Nicki with it, gives
- 45:50Speaker 3: him the the Celtic Cross, and then he tells Swaggle
- 45:53Speaker 3: to climb the ladder. Swoggle's afraid to climb the ladder,
- 45:56Speaker 3: so Fick goes down, goes under the ring and pulls
- 45:59Speaker 3: out the little ladder. Because Jax makes the two ladders,
- 46:03Speaker 3: the big one the bazouria during of the smaller ones. Okay,
- 46:07Speaker 3: he pulls out the swallow out of the crowd is popping.
- 46:10Speaker 3: Hornswoggle climbs up, helps him.
- 46:12Speaker 6: Tad ball splash off the top of the ladder.
- 46:16Speaker 5: They hugg this is this is accurate because he could
- 46:18Speaker 5: still do the tadpole in this time period.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Yes.
- 46:21Speaker 6: Uh.
- 46:22Speaker 3: The crowd is popping with the big hug from behind
- 46:25Speaker 3: in slides the miz. He grant. He folds up the
- 46:28Speaker 3: little ladder, nails fit from behind. He he sticks horsewall
- 46:33Speaker 3: right in the gut with it, which sends horsewater on
- 46:35Speaker 3: the floor. Nails fit in the gut with it, skull
- 46:37Speaker 3: crushing finale on fit on the ladder. He now is climbing.
- 46:42Speaker 3: It's gonna be the maze. The mizz is climbing to
- 46:44Speaker 3: the briefcakes the briefcase. Up behind him is may Ben
- 46:47Speaker 3: climbing up. He gets the enclosure from the top of
- 46:50Speaker 3: the ladder. Oh my god, Miz bumps to the outside
- 46:53Speaker 3: of this is Mavn's time. Maybe it's time. Mayven is
- 46:55Speaker 3: slowly climbing the fans or on their feet.
- 46:57Speaker 6: They're shitting Mayd may Mayvin.
- 47:01Speaker 3: He's got his hands on the briefcase. But oh no,
- 47:05Speaker 3: in comes Christian. Christian is a heel here. Christians just
- 47:08Speaker 3: hold that ladder. Mavin's looking down and he slowly pushes it.
- 47:12Speaker 3: Mayven takes a bump all the way to the floor.
- 47:16Speaker 3: All right, So now Christian, that ladder's fell down. So
- 47:19Speaker 3: there's the other big ladder on the ring. Christian he
- 47:21Speaker 3: sets it up. He's climbing. Matt Hardy slides in. He
- 47:24Speaker 3: takes the ladder that's kind of leaning against the rope.
- 47:26Speaker 3: He sets it up. They're both climbing opposite ends the ladder.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Who's there gonna be Matt Hardy, Christian, Mad Hardy Christian.
- 47:32Speaker 3: They're fight on top. Matt Hardy he hooks them for
- 47:35Speaker 3: the twist of fate. Off the ladder, but no. Christian
- 47:38Speaker 3: pushes him off. Mad Hardy takes a bump twenty feet
- 47:41Speaker 3: in the air. Christian takes a briefcase off. Christian.
- 47:44Speaker 6: Here's your winner, and where's the money in the bag?
- 47:48Speaker 3: Huh? Christian is the winner entire ladder match.
- 47:56Speaker 5: I have so much to say, yet nothing at all
- 48:02Speaker 5: like I've seen you forget a spot and a squash
- 48:05Speaker 5: man trying to say, and you're friggin whatever, Okay, I tap.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Next up is Dreamer versus Striker. Uh. Dreamer wins with
- 48:20Speaker 3: that d d T and he takes Striker takes it
- 48:22Speaker 3: the way he takes that spike DDT style one two three.
- 48:27Speaker 3: Dreamer wins as he's celebrating my Matt. Striker went under
- 48:31Speaker 3: the ring to get the kendo stick and just attacks
- 48:34Speaker 3: Dreamer from behind the candlestick, lays a maut with the candlestick,
- 48:38Speaker 3: and then imagine he he ties him up in the
- 48:39Speaker 3: roomes Allah, Jake, the Saint Roberts and Uh the macho Man,
- 48:43Speaker 3: and just starts laying into into Uh the Dreamer of
- 48:47Speaker 3: the candlestick, over and over and over and over. Eventually
- 48:51Speaker 3: security has to pull Striker away. Striker holds the candlestick
- 48:54Speaker 3: over his head. Uh insinuating that he is the new
- 48:58Speaker 3: leader of hardcore were wrestling. Uh. Next up is Trish
- 49:03Speaker 3: versus Lyda and Victoria. Hell of a match. The women
- 49:06Speaker 3: are showcasing all their talents, showing why they are just
- 49:11Speaker 3: as good as the men. The finish happens when Leda
- 49:15Speaker 3: hits the moon salt on Trish, but as soon as
- 49:17Speaker 3: she hits the moon, Salt in comes Victoria, pitching Lyda
- 49:22Speaker 3: to the floor, covering Trish. One two three, She's skidaddle.
- 49:26Speaker 3: She steals the victory. Victoria is the winner of this
- 49:29Speaker 3: women's match.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Is she champion?
- 49:31Speaker 3: No? Champion? We don't have women's champions Okay, I thought
- 49:34Speaker 3: neither of us had that. I guess yeah, okay, for
- 49:37Speaker 3: the time this this is where it gets interesting. It
- 49:42Speaker 3: is the where are you right here? Did I lose
- 49:49Speaker 3: the spot? I'm sorry it is let's go right here, let's.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Go to I'm sure it's kind of gauntlet match.
- 49:55Speaker 3: So no, no, it's the the Brian Kendrick taking on
- 50:00Speaker 3: Matt Morgan. I'm sorry with the with Matt Morgan taking
- 50:04Speaker 3: on the Hurricane for the United States Championship. Matt Morgan,
- 50:09Speaker 3: he close lines the Hurricane on the floor, the ref
- 50:12Speaker 3: catches it. He doesn't dq what he does. He says,
- 50:16Speaker 3: you're right here. Matt Morgan is ejected from ringside, which
- 50:21Speaker 3: leads to a back and forth between Hurricane and the
- 50:24Speaker 3: Brian Kendrick. Hurricane goes for the choke slam, but Brian
- 50:28Speaker 3: Kendrick rolls through hooks the tights one, two three, The
- 50:32Speaker 3: Brian Kendrick is still your United States Champion.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Okay.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Next up is the fatal four way match, Fatal four
- 50:42Speaker 3: way table match for the SmackDown Tag team titles first
- 50:48Speaker 3: Booker t and Goldust. Now this is a big event.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Sometimes people you know, like to wear different things. So
- 50:54Speaker 3: Deuce and Domino Cherry they come out, but.
- 50:57Speaker 6: They're debuting their new leather jacket.
- 51:00Speaker 2: That's right, you brought those off.
- 51:06Speaker 6: Leon jackets.
- 51:07Speaker 5: You're a sick man's Domino.
- 51:16Speaker 6: Debut their new.
- 51:18Speaker 2: I'm concerned about you.
- 51:21Speaker 3: The people at home made attention. These jackets were unreleased.
- 51:24Speaker 3: But dou and Domino have him. Now.
- 51:27Speaker 1: Rosy is drunk on booking. I can like he looks
- 51:30Speaker 1: like in.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Holy the Dudley's come out next, and now it's the
- 51:36Speaker 3: moment everyone's been waiting for. Zach Ryder comes out, but
- 51:41Speaker 3: he's kind of like looking to the back the whole time,
- 51:44Speaker 3: like where's his partner. We go to the tron and
- 51:47Speaker 3: you know, you know the camera shot where it's like
- 51:49Speaker 3: the cameraman's running, the camera RAN's running, You're seeing where
- 51:51Speaker 3: the actions going. The camera Ran is running all through backstage.
- 51:56Speaker 3: He busts open through the back doors. It's someone who
- 52:00Speaker 3: appears to be Kurt Hawkins laid out. Is it Kurt Hawkins?
- 52:04Speaker 3: We're not quite sure.
- 52:05Speaker 6: He looks just like.
- 52:05Speaker 3: Kurt Hawkins, but he has not entered the ring. He's
- 52:08Speaker 3: not into the building, so technically he is not a
- 52:10Speaker 3: member of the fig fed. So what's gonna happen? Who
- 52:13Speaker 3: is gonna help Zach win the tag team titles tonight? Okay,
- 52:18Speaker 3: so the first elimination uh comes when uh wait.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Zach goes at this by himself.
- 52:23Speaker 3: He has to go out about by himself because he
- 52:26Speaker 3: thought that Kurt Hawkins was gonna joint SmackDown. But but
- 52:29Speaker 3: Kurt never even got in the building, so he's not
- 52:31Speaker 3: even officially a SmackDown member. Who's he gonna be?
- 52:34Speaker 1: I thought, who's gonna be Hawks?
- 52:35Speaker 2: Though?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Then you might didn't you get a two pack?
- 52:37Speaker 3: No? I did not. I did not, So it's a
- 52:39Speaker 3: big swerve. You thought it was Hawkins, but it's but
- 52:42Speaker 3: he's he's he's laid out in the back back not
- 52:45Speaker 3: even backstage, outside in the parking lot.
- 52:46Speaker 1: I thought this was where this was going because I
- 52:48Speaker 1: thought I remembered you drafting your.
- 52:50Speaker 3: Twock so uh booker T and Goldust are eliminated. When
- 52:55Speaker 3: uh Booker T is double superplexed by Deucen Domino through
- 52:59Speaker 3: a table, they are eliminated. Up next, then with a
- 53:05Speaker 3: three D, the Dudley's eliminate Deuce and Domino. So now
- 53:10Speaker 3: it's down to the Dudley's and Zach Rider. And the
- 53:14Speaker 3: Dudley's are just playing with Zach Ryder. They're just toying
- 53:17Speaker 3: with them. They hit him with the three D. Devon
- 53:21Speaker 3: get the tables. Devon gets the tables. He gets it.
- 53:26Speaker 3: He gets the table, right, He gets the table and
- 53:30Speaker 3: what does he do? He takes out the gasoline.
- 53:35Speaker 1: That's right, Brosy has a gasoline play this is.
- 53:39Speaker 2: An audio podcast.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Broski takes out the gasoline. He's about to light it
- 53:47Speaker 3: on fire, but the lights go off.
- 53:58Speaker 6: It's Kay. That's gab It Kane. Oh my god, it's Kane.
- 54:05Speaker 6: In CON's Kane.
- 54:06Speaker 7: Big upercut, big overcut Toombstone, Toomstone, to Baba, choke Sledder Devaut.
- 54:13Speaker 6: He lights the table up. He choke slams Bubba through
- 54:18Speaker 6: the firmay table. Ding ding Ding.
- 54:20Speaker 10: We have new SmackDown Tag Team champions, Zach Ryder and Caine.
- 54:31Speaker 2: I don't even know what. For the record, Caine was
- 54:35Speaker 2: drafted by you, right, so that's not a surprise.
- 54:38Speaker 3: But I haven't used him. He wasn't in the Royal Rumby. Yeah,
- 54:40Speaker 3: I came right like like you did. He was my
- 54:44Speaker 3: he was the odd camera debut, got it. So so
- 54:48Speaker 3: Caine helps Zach Rider like it's an emotional moment. They're
- 54:51Speaker 3: both holding up the tag team titles. Uh, Zach doesn't
- 54:55Speaker 3: even know where he is. He needed Kane. Kane came
- 54:58Speaker 3: to the rescue. So Cain and Zach Ryder are your
- 55:01Speaker 3: tag team champions. Any questions so far?
- 55:05Speaker 2: I have a million, but just keep going.
- 55:08Speaker 3: Okay, So up next is the Elimination Chamber with Jericho
- 55:17Speaker 3: Made Event Time, Jericho, rb D Big Show, Broxina Hogan,
- 55:22Speaker 3: Vince McMahon is ringside with the Championship. Jericho and rv D.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Uh.
- 55:29Speaker 3: They're kind of the workhorses of the brand. You know,
- 55:32Speaker 3: they started with that Royal Rumble last in the whole time.
- 55:34Speaker 3: They are starting off the Elimination Chamber. Up next is
- 55:40Speaker 3: Brock Lesner and then the Big Show. But this is
- 55:45Speaker 3: where all hell breaks loose. At one point, Brock Spears
- 55:48Speaker 3: Big Show through an empty glass chamber. It's it's Mayhem
- 55:53Speaker 3: right here.
- 55:54Speaker 9: Uh.
- 55:55Speaker 3: All all three of these guys team up on Brock.
- 55:58Speaker 3: You see a code breaker followed by a choke slam
- 56:02Speaker 3: followed by a five star frog splash off the top
- 56:05Speaker 3: of the chamber. One two three, They all pile on
- 56:08Speaker 3: top of Brock. Literally, they pile up. Brock is eliminated.
- 56:13Speaker 6: Uh.
- 56:14Speaker 3: Then out comes John Cena. Now remember Hogan won that
- 56:18Speaker 3: gauntlet match to be the last guy out. Uh. RVD
- 56:21Speaker 3: tops to Jericho in the walls of Jericho. RVD is eliminated.
- 56:27Speaker 3: Now this work is interesting, Sena. He picks up Big
- 56:33Speaker 3: Show and Chris Jericho in a double fu one two three.
- 56:39Speaker 3: Jericho is out.
- 56:41Speaker 6: Uh.
- 56:42Speaker 3: Eventually Hogan comes in. Hogan with a big body slam
- 56:45Speaker 3: to the giant hits the leg. One two three. We
- 56:49Speaker 3: are down to Sina and Hogan telling that story that's
- 56:53Speaker 3: been going all the way back. Who is they gonna be?
- 56:55Speaker 3: Who's gonna be the first ever w w E champion?
- 57:01Speaker 3: So what happens?
- 57:02Speaker 2: Now?
- 57:02Speaker 3: You have Sina with a tackle tackle, Hogan throws that
- 57:06Speaker 3: wild punch, the big slam. Oh no, you can't see me,
- 57:10Speaker 3: five knuckle shuffle, the fu one two.
- 57:14Speaker 6: Hogan kicks out. He's hulking up. Hogan's houlking up the
- 57:19Speaker 6: one to you. The punch, the punch. The punch sets
- 57:23Speaker 6: him off.
- 57:23Speaker 10: Big boot hits the leg, but Sina moves out of
- 57:27Speaker 10: the way.
- 57:29Speaker 6: He picks up.
- 57:30Speaker 3: He picks up Hogan for the f you, but Hogan
- 57:32Speaker 3: is holding on to the top rope. Sina's trying to
- 57:34Speaker 3: pull him off. He's trying to pull him off. They
- 57:37Speaker 3: finally released, but Hogan's boots hit the referee, knocking him
- 57:41Speaker 3: out cold. They hit a double clothesline. Both men are unconscious.
- 57:49Speaker 3: Do you understand what just happened right now?
- 57:51Speaker 2: I'm trying to process it.
- 57:53Speaker 3: The referee was knocked out by Hogan's boots. Inadvertently the
- 57:56Speaker 3: referees out. Hogan slipped down double clothesline. What is going
- 58:02Speaker 3: to happen? Vince is the boss. He unlocks the chamber.
- 58:06Speaker 3: He unlocks the chamber with that WWE championship. He's perched.
- 58:11Speaker 6: Year comes.
- 58:12Speaker 3: He's about to hit Sena. Sena season he approaches. He approaches, Vince,
- 58:17Speaker 3: Vince drops the title. Sena's grabbing him by the suit.
- 58:20Speaker 3: Holgod spins around Sena, big punch to Sina. Hogan checks
- 58:25Speaker 3: out Vince. Are you okay, Yeah, I'm okay, Holkster. He
- 58:27Speaker 3: turns around. Vince justers knees love Blo Love loa to Hogan.
- 58:32Speaker 3: He picks up the title. Bail's Hogan with the title.
- 58:36Speaker 3: Sina picks him up. F you the refence, waking up.
- 58:40Speaker 6: Now one two three, Here is your winner and new
- 58:45Speaker 6: w w.
- 58:46Speaker 3: A champion Jed Cena, Vince and Sina hug He hands
- 58:53Speaker 3: him the w w E Championship. They are going ballistic
- 58:59Speaker 3: on hold. They're laying them out, but then here comes
- 59:09Speaker 3: a rock.
- 59:10Speaker 6: The rock slides in. The rock slides in.
- 59:14Speaker 3: He punches Cita, he punches Rock, He punches Ceda, he
- 59:18Speaker 3: punches Vice. Not rock.
- 59:19Speaker 6: I'm sorry. The big spit he hits Cina. Ceda goes out.
- 59:23Speaker 6: He's got up. Vince in a spinebuster.
- 59:25Speaker 7: He takes off the outherow pad the people Domo, hits
- 59:29Speaker 7: the ropes big People's elbow. Sina pulls out Vince with
- 59:32Speaker 7: the title. They're powdering to the back. They're powdering to
- 59:36Speaker 7: the back and Hulk and Hulk is getting picked up
- 59:40Speaker 7: on the rock. Right now, I'm getting very excited just
- 59:42Speaker 7: talking about it. You're excited talking about it.
- 59:46Speaker 3: The Rock is helping up his childhood hero, Hulk Hogan,
- 59:50Speaker 3: and then there's only one.
- 59:51Speaker 8: Rule, and that is.
- 59:56Speaker 6: Hogan must polls. That's right, baby. The pay per view goes.
- 1:00:02Speaker 8: Off the air with Hun Hogan and the Rock posing
- 1:00:07Speaker 8: down out posing each other. Hogan must pose the folks,
- 1:00:14Speaker 8: thank you for tuning in, Turn on off, We'll see
- 1:00:18Speaker 8: you next week.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: Some dad, What do you guys think?
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: I feel like the guy at the podium at the
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: end of Billy Madison's like, we're all.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Uh much much stupider for that. God have mercy on
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: your Soul's kind of thing.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Well, I will say I do have one big question.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: So Isa a heel?
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Yeah, Sina is a heel with Vince obviously join Vince.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: I didn't a swerve though a swerve, bro, it was
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: a swerve a swerve, all right. I will say this,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: that was a really impressive presentation.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: I am.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I am absolutely floored.
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: It didn't even by the detail, floored by the uh yeah,
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: it's just so desperate.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: It's so you knew your back.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: It's hard work. I put everything into what.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: About Also, you literally have just done so much. I
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: can't you can't never have a show again. You've done
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: You've literally done everything. Yes, I'm a good book. I
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: get to keep going for da.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: Battle Royals and Multis and those tournaments and the setup
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: matches were just to get the you know, get get
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: the characters, go and get the people on TV, get
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: the belts going.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: You know. I booked a card to like what the
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: palette of what my brand could be. You literally.
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: I want everything you probably I want to win. I
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: want to win the ratings war.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So I'm gonna say this as a
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: innocent bystander of this situation. I went on record and
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: said that I thought that Brian won the draft by
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: a long shot. Just blew you away. People. You said
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: that maybe he g did he bended the rules, whatever,
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It worked, and he has those guys.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: I think that this was a clever bending of the
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: rules because Brian came into this situation presenting.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: A card, but he could have done everything. And I
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: even said that I was going to do this backstory.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: This is long.
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: Guy just came with this.
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: It's fine because to be honest, well before Mark finishes this,
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: I thought You're going to be like, well you know
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: this is what's been going on between so and so
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: and so and so, not week one segue and we
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: spend forty five minutes here.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Bro, he did ten minutes on the final six of
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: the Royal Rumble. Dude, that happened on the first episode.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Holy.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: It also was not logical, way more say, it was
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: way more seg than television allow.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: It would have worked just to gain your nonsensical bullshit.
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: We have a three hour show.
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: Your show.
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: Your shows were like TNA at its worst, or like
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: the most confusing points of the Attitude era of just.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: You ask me what I can explain why it happened?
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Me?
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: One thing, you strapped yourself up. Let's not let's not
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: let that. Let's not let that one slide.
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: He is a jam.
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: Up with kay that your damn right, it's my fantasy bed.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: Do you know how boring those rights are going to be?
- 1:03:29Speaker 6: Zach right?
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: Well, they well don't don't watch God's sign of promos
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: like they did in real life.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm the The other thing that we
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: didn't really think about was this basically became a promo
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: competition almost where you know you're.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Because he's desperate, he had to I can just say to.
- 1:03:50Speaker 9: You.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: I even said we should each get time and just
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: pitch it. When's the sales pitch you pitch?
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: I don't know, have a problem with that. I don't
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: know have a problem with that.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: I think I think that I don't know who the
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: winner would be if you took a piece of paper
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: of Brian's card next to a piece of paper of
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: your card and there was.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: No without context, context is king?
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: So okay, I don't know who would win in that
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: situation in my this obviously your presentation and card came
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: off much better in my opinion. So we'll see what
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: happens with with the rest of the major marks and
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: how they think of these these cards and this interesting
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: twist here and now where.
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: We're going to go with this now. Also, I don't
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think it should be like a
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: poll and who won, who lost.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: I think there should be.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Brian, I really like you were going and I'm like, oh,
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: I really hold bad for this guy. Like imagine if
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: he had to follow me.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: Bro, you shoot sat Indian style and played out five.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: We had one month to do all this. I'm sorry
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: that I was prepared, but I say, listen, hey, great show.
- 1:04:57Speaker 6: Uh.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: I do think we should make some rules for next month.
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: As far as what so, I think we have to
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: let people hear this and let it play out before
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: we got ahead of ourselves.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Let's let's think off air. I think that obviously next
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: month for the bonus episode, we're coming back.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Well, no, I want to be I want to start
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: thinking of my of my show.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: We'll start thinking.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: You did every gimmick match in pro wrestley history.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Listen, I came home. I wanted to win, and I
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: believe that I.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Won because you were desperate. You were.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: I came at it. I came at it. We're we're
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: we're a new brand, and I want to get eyes
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: on our brand. I want to I want to sell merch.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: I want to get people over. I want to tell stories.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: I want to put smiles on people's faces. And I
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: feel like that's that's what I did.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: All right, what's next?
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: What's six for this?
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: Next month?
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: I think I think next month we have another pay
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: per view same way. You can present your card with
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: as as much or as little information or backstory as
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: you want. But I do think we should make it interesting.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: I do think we should add some people to our roster.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Are already they're already pretty loaded like.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: It.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: I mean you need it because you put Striker vers
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: Dreamer on a pay per view match.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: So uh wait, wait till you see where it goes.
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: It's gonna get great.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: It's gonna get great. Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: I think I think we should add two singles, a
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: tag and a woman.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: Okay, but then we have to have a draft.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: Would you like to have it right now?
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: I do not because I'm not prepared and I like
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: to prepare for my draft.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Would you like to have it publicly on the next
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: free podcast? Uh, just to kind of know.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: This is what I think we should do, because the
- 1:06:44Speaker 5: only people can hear this our patreons. I think in
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: the Facebook group, I think we should have like a
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: live uh FaceTime with us three and as we're doing it,
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: Mark and write like Brian selects so and so and
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: it goes right.
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: Into the right on the feed.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: Oh I like that a lot.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, And that way, well you can go back
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: and forth and be live time and we'll be prepared.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Mark, we can do that right, figure it and we'll
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: do that in a couple of days. Okay, I gotta
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: start booking my cards.
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: To two single male competitors, and at tag it has
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: to be a tag team in the sense that they
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: come together or I'm making them a tag team.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: I think they have to come together.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: What if it's in a four pack or a three pack,
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: it just has to be sold together.
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: I think it should be like an adrenaline.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Okay, so two guys in any form, two.
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: Guys have like you can get it for a four pack,
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: a three pack or tw pack the adrenaline and then
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: a woman.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: I also want to say that when when Caine put
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Bubba through the flaming table, that it wasn't uh. It
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: wasn't like when I played x poc versus Cane and
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: lit can on fire. Wasn't a real fire, Guys. I
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: use the fire from the McK foley's hart Hardcore a
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: cardboard fire, so there were no figures were damaged, no
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: carpet was damaged, and I was very very safe. So kids,
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: if you're gonna try to sit home, use the fire
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: cardboard that's available in the Mick Foley Hardcore ring.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: Okay, we'll end it with that. P s A.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: I said, I think after next month too, you introduced
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: the the new thing where somebody in your FED blows
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: out their knee and you have to deal with that,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: you have to rule pull a name out of a
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: hat from your thing, and that person's out for six months.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where your storylines are going.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: Even better if we chose the one from the other team.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: But that's you can just be so ruthless.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: And like, what's ruthless Russia?
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: I mean, I could I could take out your poster boy,
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: the young up and comer, Hulk Hogan.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: I could take them right out of here, out of
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: your Fed.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm saying an undertaker, Okay.
- 1:08:55Speaker 5: Jesus her iconic characters a mythical presence to him.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: Did you see the people with Hogan and Rock were
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: doing the posed out.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: I was trying to pitt your home, big Boots, I
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: mean consecutively. No way.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: I think this might be the best episode we've ever got.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: I think that I've I knew you were insane and
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: this just solidified it.
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: So all right, guys, we'll tune in next month as
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: this Ruther's aggression fig FED continues.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: By the way, all that planning and the best you
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: can come up with was.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: Turmoil, Okay, Turmoil was the name of my WTW shows.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: Another Broski putting himself over secretly.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: Al right, guys, steal Eder.
- 1:09:44Speaker 11: Bye, Hey everybody, this is smart Mark Sterling, producer of
- 1:09:57Speaker 11: the Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
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