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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for Peyton's predictions for Horoscope. Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: what's the vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: I am letting you know how your zodiac sign acts
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  Speaker 2: when you are stuck in traffic. I know a lot
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  Speaker 2: of you guys are stuck in traffic right now, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you exactly how you are. If it's your
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  Speaker 2: birthday today, you are a Libra, and you share a
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  Speaker 2: birthday with Lil Durk. Kyle, your birthday was yesterday, so
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  Speaker 2: happy belating.
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  Speaker 1: Happy belating.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, guys.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll just start with Libras. Oh, is there a Libra? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there is a Libra here. Hold on. And it's her
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  Speaker 1: birthday too. Reina, happy birthday. Reina! Happy birthday!
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys. Okay, I am telling you how you
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  Speaker 2: guys act when you guys are stuck in traffic. So
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  Speaker 2: my Libras, you guys will spend 20 minutes trying to
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  Speaker 2: be like super sweet and let five cards merge ahead
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  Speaker 2: of you. But you're only going to create a massive
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  Speaker 2: 50 car backup behind yourself because you just couldn't keep driving.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Literally coming back from vacation from California. And yep, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're like, dang it.
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  Speaker 2: Why does everyone keep going in front of me? That's funny. Well,
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  Speaker 2: have the best day. Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Close your door.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Bye, Raina.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Ronnie, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Sagittarius. Okay, Sagittarius. So when you guys are
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  Speaker 2: stuck in traffic, you will get bored after like three
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  Speaker 2: seconds of sitting still. And you will loudly proclaim like, nah,
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  Speaker 2: not today. And you are impulsively taking a stretchy off-road
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  Speaker 2: detour through a gas station parking lot just to cut
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  Speaker 2: the lines. That makes sense because I'm driving over all day,
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  Speaker 2: so I guarantee it. You know all the shortcuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely. Thanks, Ronnie. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Rich, when you're stuck in traffic, you will rest your
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  Speaker 2: forehead against the glass at red lights, pretending that you're
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  Speaker 2: like staring off into the sunset. And then you already
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  Speaker 2: spilled your iced coffee into your lap, too. So you're
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  Speaker 2: really just a hot mess when it comes to your
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  Speaker 2: car in general and driving.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. But, you know, the playlist matters when you're
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  Speaker 1: stuck in traffic, too. That's very important, too. Makes it
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  Speaker 1: a little more cinematic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How about Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a Leo. We will roll down every single
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  Speaker 2: window when we are stuck in traffic, turn the volume
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  Speaker 2: up to the absolute max, and put on a full-on
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  Speaker 2: performance for every single commuter stuck around us. And this
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  Speaker 2: is so true. 100% something I would do. You are
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  Speaker 2: going to hear me sing Defying Gravity.
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  Speaker 1: How about Virgo's? Okay, John Jay.
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  Speaker 2: You take one look at the red brake light stretched
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  Speaker 2: out into miles and you are immediately panicked. It's like
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  Speaker 2: in your mind, you are like, oh, my gosh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to be stuck in this traffic for hours. And
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  Speaker 2: you will start to get dramatically misty eyed because you
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  Speaker 2: want to cry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you'd say because then I turn and
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  Speaker 1: try to do a shortcut. If I see brake lights
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  Speaker 1: on my way home, I just go down a different
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  Speaker 1: street immediately because I don't want to get stuck in traffic.
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  Speaker 1: All right, very good. If we didn't get to your sign,
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  Speaker 1: I'll post it on our website, johnjainrich.com.