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EP154 - Color Of Night · Thirsty For More - Movie Review

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  I need the goal however, one and welcome to Planet Bruce. I of
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  course I'm your host Malenko and Alex, and I feel like I have to
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  start this episode with a trigger warning because like it's like the I mean the
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  movies, insane movies, insane and funny. Um, but like it deals
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  with a lot of like you know, um, therapy issues. I mean,
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  does it well it uses therapy. He doesn't understand what therapy? No,
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  ill, of course not well when we'll talk about that. But um,
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  trigger warning is talk suicide, gender stuff, um, like all like
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  potentially triggering stuff. But the movie so stupid and ridiculous that like, you
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  know, listen at your own discretion. The whole movie is about this stuff.
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  But we're talking, of course about nineteen ninety four's Color of Night four.
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  Yeah, you're right, nineteen ninety four. Ninety four is Color of
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  Night directed by Ross something that's the have a name, I should call him
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  lawyer man. Did he direct any tales with the Crypt episode? You know
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  what what's interesting about the movie and about Bruce Wallis U in general, is
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  that he seems to be in a lot of tales from the Crypt episode,
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  a lot of tales with the crypt type movie movies. Richard Rush is the
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  director, Billy Ray did the story, and Matthew Chapman wrote the screenplay.
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  Billy Ray did the um the screenplay as well. Who did the song,
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  the famous and Ding song? Oh yeah, d oh man. The song
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  is really good though. It has a real um, kind of evergreen vibe.
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  You know, it's very It's it's a ballad. It's a ballad?
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  Was it David Campbell? But a arrangerer orchest her conductor Dominic Frontier. The
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  song is called what is it called Color of Night? I think it must
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  be, yeah, color of Jane March. So yeah, yeah, she
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  gets to get her Brent Spiner on in this movie. She has so much
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  Bran Spiner energy. Brent Spiner, of course, famously played Data in Star
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  Trek the Next Generation, and he could really only play Data because any time
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  he played any Data adjacent characters, he played them so outrageously and over the
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  top. You're like, oh, this is why you were never cast as
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  anything else. Ye, such a bad actor. But okay, so yeah,
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  should we go through the movie, like, I mean, like,
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  holy shit, I feel like it would take a really long time. Yeah,
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  I feel like it would take a really long time, but a lot
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  of really amazing shit happens, Like it is kind of an amazing movie.
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  It's like it is amazing. It's really like a fever dream of nonsense.
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  And like like when when you said what we were looking at it and we
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  were like, oh, director's cut. Not director's cut. I don't think
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  the movie would have made any less sense if it was cut. Well,
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  I think you could have made less sense. Yeah, I think it easily
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  could have made less sense. I mean the cast though, Scott Dracula and
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  okay, speaking speaking of star Trek Scott Dracula, it's been blow road getting
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  from duty. It's been a hot time, but my time is finally me
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  um Leslie, Anne Warren, the other crazy lady who's also hot, Brad
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  Dorris, h Kevin j O'Connor, who was the brother in There Will be
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  Blood. Famously he mistly played the thin mustache brother and in There Will be
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  Blood. Yeah, I say, get liquored up and take him to the
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  Peachtree Dance Man. Like the acting though, like everybody was like bringing it
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  for some reason in this insane movie. Like pretty good performance. Yeah,
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  And the directing wasn't bad. It wasn't. It was just the it was
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  the writing of the editing. But like also like it's you know what,
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  dude, it takes a village to make a movie like that. It's not
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  just it was the directing too. No, it was the directing because but
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  the performances he directed as well, and they're insane in the same way that
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  that like death becomes Her is insane. But like taking all of the thing,
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  all of the wrong things seriously and all of the funny things, not
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  like like how do I want to put this? It was taking all of
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  the wrong things seriously and all of the funny things not seriously. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, well, like I feel like very B movie quality in
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  that respect, but he felt like it wanted to be a B movie.
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  Yeah, don't feel like none of the movie felt like it was like trying
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  really hard to be something it wasn't. It just was the thing that it
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  was. Yeah, yeah, very unapologetically and a matter of fact. Yeah,
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  it felt like a Harlequin novel totally, Like it felt like a detective
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  novel that was like corny and cheesy, and like what else is this guy
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  directed? Um? This Russ guy? Is it Russ? Yeah? No,
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  Jeffrey Jeffrey Rush, Richard Rush. Yeah, like what did he direct?
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  What else has he directed? That's the quite crazy crazy thing. Um,
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  I mean speaking of crazy, everyone's crazy at this movie. Yeah,
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  everybody is crazy, and the movie is like, hey, look at all
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  these crazy people. Yea. The actually that part was actually pretty. It
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  was mostly judgmental towards like, oh, look at these fucking quacks trying to
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  fix us. It was mostly like, actually, like pretty. It never
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  really judged the people, but even though they were all fucking on hind.
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  Okay, so it's like, let's let's let's go through it. Let's let's
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  let's kind of give a breakdown of the plot really quickly. There's a therapist.
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  He's a psychiatrist. Yeah, he's Bruce Willis. He's Bruce Willis.
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  He's best friend. He's Scott Scott Dracula's best friend. And he watches a
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  puppet fall out a window for a really long time. Well he huff.
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  He huffs a character because it does huff a character, you know. So,
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  so huff is this show that Alex and I liked with because starting Hanka's
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  Area and Uliver platt Um and Patrick Brewster. It's a really great bird,
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  which is why we call him burd is the word speaking of Bruce, another
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  Bruce crossover. Bruce for some reason can't see color red, the red color
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  red. This tragic experience watching this puppet fall out a window. So he
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  sees like he causes one of his patients to to take her life and she
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  she um, she jumps out a window and he see he's her die for
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  a really long time. And then he's like, oh the blood, the
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  blood was red, but then it just wasn't any color anymore. Yeah,
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  and then the colors does this happen and trauma lose like to see colors.
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  But also he talks to his like his psychiatrist, who you think is gonna
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  be like the blood in the movie, You think it disappears for like a
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  ninety percent of it. And then he flies back to okay, this hold
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  on, hold on. So so at this point it's a trope of messy
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  editing and time jumps. Well, I was going to say, at this
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  point we have a trope of dannimal rooms. The mall roon m hmmm,
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  weird. I don't know what that means. Mall roon. Yes, a
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  lot of rooms always always it seems like and they're like like one after another.
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  In fact, if we didn't already know, hey, recall recall rica
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  like that would have been into any more roobon two. I know. The
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  only reason, the only reason he wasn't uh yeah, it was because he
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  said, alec Alec, alec alec, you're blab dollar uh And I was
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  on a total recall vacation and hey, Aleck, let's call go get ourselves
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  a drink. You blabbed, Alex, you're blabbed about Mars, happy birthday.
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  Just zip it up and don't blame too much. Okay, many many
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  more, pal Yeah, don't don't, don't blame too much. Yeah listen.
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  So yeah, he got away. He ends up going to talk to
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  his therapist. He's in New York. He's traumatized. Steve March first,
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  the six block there walk walk in La La story. My legs are cramping.
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  We should forget. That's crazy idea. I mean I could enter my
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  gas pedal footing of the face. Yeah, I'm gonna go to La.
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  I'm gonna give him my practice and go to La. I'm gonna steal my
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  friend's whole life. We don't know that, yell we didn't get to that
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  part. Yes, he goes to Scott Dracula's place in La surprisingly non smocky
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  La. Well it was a nineties student. And then we get to the
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  first Danny Malroon or the second Danny Malroon. I don't know what that means.
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  Mulrooney, who's the taxi cab driver who was also in in fucking Seinfeld.
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  Also like oh yeah, like this guy's a British actor, always plays
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  like yeah, stereotypical Indians with the accent, and he in Indiana Jones.
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  No not, yes he was, He wasn't Indiana Jones. Yeah, yeah,
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  yeah. Anyway, he's also just like a one off guy who's the
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  Danny ball Room. Somebody crashes into his car, which is like a trope
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  of career ending, of fender bending. A lot of fenders were bent,
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  including my own. With all these hot women, dude, um, there's
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  a certain kind of unhinged person that I really find attractive. That also they
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  play really well in this this movie. Uh Sondra, Sondra dude yead.
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  So we get introduced to Scott Dracula's like famous or not not famous, but
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  at this point it becomes famous. His Monday night UM therapy group, and
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  apparently he's got all the time in the world for this one therapy group.
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  It's the only work he does. It seems like it's the only work he
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  does. Bruce hugging him just as as and them being like similar attractiveness levels,
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  similar height, They look like they go for the same role totally.
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  Their name is Bob and Bill. That was done on purpose, it must
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  have been. I think they're supposed to be like the similar guy. Yeah,
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  I think so. Yeah, for Scott, Scott Dracula's got Matteo hair
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  like he's got wait till Papa gets over. Bruce is definitely wearing a piece
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  in this for sure. Yeah, no, okay, So, so I
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  noticed that the front its like has the darkened in parts with like where it's
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  like sprayed a little bit, and then the rest. I think the back
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  is just a little piece. It's a little piece. We get introduced to
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  these like truly, like you say, to some degree, the movie doesn't
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  fucking judge these people, but the way there behave thing is like, well,
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  yeah, I would not want to be around any of these people.
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  And the cast like we've got fucking Brad Dorriff here who is like surprising,
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  was subdued. He's known for playing crazy people and like mentally ill people,
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  and like he I mean it kind of became his Like he he transcended um
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  character actor status and became like lovable, you know, like he kind of
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  took on almost like a Christopher Walkins. You know, yeah, absolutely decidedly
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  more character actor than Christoph Walkin because he's both. He never got the chance
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  to prove how handsome he was because like Walkin is a handsome dude too,
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  but he aged into kind of a weirdo, whereas like Brad Dorriff was a
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  handsome guy, but like because he played such unlikable, like it was always
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  so unlikable, yeah, and so like like deranged also like but like I
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  don't know, I feel like he doesn't get the handsomeness that that he that
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  Christopher walking Well, it's interesting too with the going back to Bruce and we
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  and we will talk about our ensemble. We need to um because they're all
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  our suspects, dude in our murder mystery, which is what this movie is.
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  Yeah, it's a it's an erotic thriller. He also does do the
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  mystery thrillers a lot more than all the other guys does well, I don't
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  think I've ever seen any of the other guys do anything like this. No,
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  Brue what's his name? Semester Sloan for sure did versions of this as
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  an action type of movie. I feel that's true. That's where it's like,
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  oh no, like snake is gonna get my girl. Who's you know
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  he was in there? Carter's kind of like this Carter, But what was
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  the other one that that's like the mystery where it's like the compete talking to
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  a computer. Oh yeah, specialist, specialist, that's it. Yeah,
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  this is in that same vein. I feel like, well, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, and anyway, so so so so I think they tried
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  to do like Scott Bacula and and um Bruce Willis are similar, so that
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  like the takeover is easy too, yeah where usurps this dude's guitar. Well,
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  so so like and then so we've got we've got hot slut yeah and
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  her problem is her mental illnesses that she's slutty. Yeah. Um, we've
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  got Regard Brad Dwarf, who's OCD, who's counting books. He's he's counting
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  books and he's very clean where's where's inconsistently, where's rubber gloves? Yeah?
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  Of course. Um, then we have like people inconsistently wear masks now uh,
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  And and then we have um, We've got Landrickson who like another yeah,
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  like his his mental illnesses that his family died and he's he's a Yeah,
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  he's a hidden copy for some reason. We don't know anything about him,
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  and he won't reveal any information about himself except for that his wife and
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  his daughter died. But his daughter was important, his daughter was important.
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  We have Casey, who's Kevin J. O'Connor, who is the brother of
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  their blood. He's the brother of their only blood. To take him to
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  them, take him to them, Take him to them, take him to
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  them, take him to the peach tree down. His mental illness is that
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  he's a fetish guy. He's a dander fish. Yeah. Yeah, he's
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  basically like, he's not not an This was also a time when Kink was
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  like pathologizing he's into weird sh he's into he's into butt plugs and and slapping
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  centraal slapping. It's more I think he's more into like leather. Yeah,
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  he's into like straps and help bent for leather and then the other characters trends
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  and that's that's their problem. Well, okay, so like I saw this
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  and we get our last character, which is Richie. Who this is?
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  This is the Brent Spiner of the movie. Because Richie. They they referred
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  to Richie as Richie. They referred to Richie as a man, and I
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  just thought Richard judgment. No, I thought Richie was trans, and like
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  they referred to jas trans. Sorry, Richie is trans. I mean in
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  the oh, well we'll we'll get we'll get to what's happening with Richie,
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  okay, because he because Richie, Richie is Richie are we we We're not
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  going to reveal it. We won't reveal it. I mean, what I
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  want just want to say is is that it actually worked on me. Hold
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  On, hold twist was dumb one, hold on, hold on. But
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  but the fact what I loved is that that fucking what's his name, um
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  brad Dorf was like he's got some gender issue. But it's like, yeah,
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  what, And so I was like, because this guy just looks like
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  you know, I was just like, oh, it was trans guy,
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  And like I was like really impressed with how the movie was treating again.
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  I was like, the movie treats it pretty well, even I know,
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  I know, I know. I was really really like the entire time,
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  it treats it pretty well, but the entire time, yeah, the entire
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  time, it treats everything else really poorly. But like all of the psychiatry,
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  all of the psychology stuff is total nonsense in this movie and makes it
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  look outrageous. And and also like it's like this freewheeling lifestyle. Well,
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  okay with the freeeling lifestyle. So the way Bruce gets introduced to the group,
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  um, the therapy group is he gets brought in and he's like,
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  oh, hey, guys, this guy's gonna sit on our session. That's
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  okay, right, which is insane. What it's like, it's a weird
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  power trip that shouldn't happen. And I was I was like, this wouldn't
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  happen, like, never happen. I mean this, I mean, then
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  would never happen be a therapy group? No, who is this guy?
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  This is your friend? What do you mean? Also? How can I
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  trust you? Yeah? What's your decision making process? Yeah? Absolutely?
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  So they go home together and there's so much Well, first we get the
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  book. Oh yeah, yeah, which is what was it get well soon
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  or something something like that, get well, get well soon, We want
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  you to get well, um, and it has the the his license plate
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  says doctor yet well or whatever. Yeah. But then they go home and
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  there's so much First of all, there's so much sexual tension between everybody in
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  this entire movie, but in particular, it seems like there's a lot of
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  sexual tension between Scot Dracula, and the movie doesn't judge any any of the
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  homouroticism, treats it completely normally, like you could see you could sort of
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  retroactively see like if somebody at the time was watching it, and the way
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  like everyone's like looney, and it's goofy that they're looney. It makes it
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  like they're making fun, but it's never clear on that, you know what
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  I mean, So like it kind of almost like passes as it like aged
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  into a drama like like or like I don't even know if what percentage was
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  this a comedy to you? I mean, that's what was interesting to me
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  so much of this movie. I like because not inadvertent we broke we broke
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  our role, we broke our code, the code of Harry and was satisfied
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  Fanny the Code of Harry. We brought the rules. Snow Pullet, you
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  bube, you brought the rules. But so much of this movie was so
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  funny to me, but I couldn't laugh because I was like, I don't
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  want to influence. I was also suspending a lot of laughs. I was
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  like dead eyed watching it, being like, hm, a movie, Yeah,
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  totally because insane stuff is not yet Because like that part where they Scott
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  Dracula and as Bruce will As the next day goes to his mansion within the
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  next day going on a romantic pike together, I was like, this is
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  so amazing. I can't wait to start out of this. I love the
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  romantic vic because it was all very like, hey man, you okay,
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  how's it going? You know? I don't know. I feel like someone's
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  trying to kill me in my office. Yes, like not a care in
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  the world. But also, I have a girlfriend. She's really young.
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  I can tell she's really young because my psychiatry translates to psychics, and he
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  says the psychics thing he talks about having a magical quality and that's why he's
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  he's magical about being a psychiatrist doing cool moves on his bike. Nineties did
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  think psychiatry was magical and it was scared of it. It was like it
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  knows, it knows something and it's true, but we can show it.
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  Yeah, what was transpomia, queerness and like all the things that now we
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  know. It was like, we know that psychology is bad. It tells
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  you things, Yeah, like what things racism? Yeah, pinternalized internalized violence.
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  People people like Scott Dracula having like cool custom built shit artworks. Yeah,
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  like and this amazing table that he has that they show off so frequently
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  and intensely. Someone was like whoever like was in charge of writing there would
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  be was like, okay, but the table's gotta be really cool. Yeah,
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  it's very really cool. And then um, uh, Scott Bacula,
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  what do you mean really cool? It's got to stand out. Yeah.
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  They also Scott Bacula writing a mysterious journal in the next scene. Uh,
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  and then all of a sudden, just like hides the journal in a Van
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  Gogh painting that or not a painting painting book because he likes art, because
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  he has art in his house, and he's rich because of a book,
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  of course, and then he puts that book. He takes the book out,
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  puts the book back and changes the cover of the book, trying to
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  changes the cover of the book, tries the tooth so hard because he's,
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  I guess gonna reveal who the killer is to somebody. That's why the mysterious
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  book um, because that's how what's his name Brad Dorri figures out there's there's
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  fifty nine books. Generally there's fifty eight books. I have OCD. Yeah,
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  his OCD is that he counts the books in the office so that he
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  can try the tooth. Of course I don't know what that means. And
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  then Scott Bacula, he's like fumbling around and then all the lights get turned
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  off, and then somebody comes in with a magic sword. Oh yeah,
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  a rich tractival wrist sword and like stabs the ship at it, comically stabs
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  the shit out of the Scot and he like then falls onto a course he
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  death. Okay, so let's we we never fully explained what it's I think
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  we did when when it got invented, because we would be stretching or yawning
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  and then ruin the person's stretch with with a side finger jam that we call
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  that and we would, and you would all you're like, eventually the sound
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  itself worked and you would just like be in response. We would just like
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  flinch and then we It was like I think the twenty seventeen moratorium on on
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  bottles, it could only be done. We stopped doing them, also doing
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  it around I thought we stopped doing it Around's death. Oh so that would
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  have been twenty fourteen fourteen, Yeah, how did you guess? Okay,
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  But anyway, when he gets dead and he falls into glass and it breaks
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  all the glass except for one giant piece that goes through him, and then
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  the killer escapes, well, he falls onto the piece, impaling himself,
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  and the killer escapes, and Bruce Willis is called in, not as a
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  suspect but as somebody to help. Definitely be get introduced to the best character
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  the Actor's Room of Blades, Marte Martinez, who is amazing. He's got
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  this like he's got the like shaved down mustache across the whole ways but with
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  the like stubble grown in all around, but but but a longer mustache and
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  he's rocking the John Waters and um, he's so funny. He's funny,
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  so good. In the movie He's funny in the movie, both intentionally and
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  not, like he reminded me so much of the energy of the zany energy
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  of like tick look at this and like like it's the Yeah another connection.
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  Uh Predator, he's in Predator too. He's in Predate. He was in
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  X Files. He was in Predator too. Yeah he wasn't. He talks
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  to uh he fucking talks to Bill uh Bill Paxton? Yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, Yeah. He's in Once Upot a Time in Mexico.
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  Um, it's got a lot of like I've seen him around. This dude
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  deserves I've seen him things. He's good. This dude deserves like I think
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  he could. Indeed, you know what's good about this movie is that it's
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  it was like B movie enough that this guy could be such an elevated character.
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  Like he's this supporting character in this movie full of supporting characters. He's
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  like the main sidekick in it. Yeah, and he's just like he's also
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  just also unached, like completely unashed, just like the first scene that he
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  looks like he's like coked up. Oh, definitely, I think there's a
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  side. I think they gave him the direction the same Alpaccino direction from me
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  of like, well, apparently that was written into the movie that he was
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  I know, I know, and then they cut that and cut it out.
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  Yeah, so it was just like, but this is just like out
• 28:25
  right, Well, so they got the coke direction, Yeah, definitely got
• 28:29
  and they also got the you know, scarface accent direction. But also what's
• 28:37
  funny is that Bruce willis I think what works with Bruce willis being the kind
• 28:41
  of guy is he plays it totally straight, and he's the only one he
• 28:48
  did play he did sometimes break into what I think I'm gonna call death becomes
• 28:55
  Her Bruce from now on or tails from the crypt Bruce because he did sometimes
• 29:00
  do the yeah the way the wacky I yeah totally, because like, but
• 29:07
  Bruce can transcend with the wacky I Yeah, he can pull it off so
• 29:11
  that it's like a serious character can do the wacky I yeah, but he
• 29:15
  knows when not to use wacky. No totally. But also it seems contingent
• 29:21
  on on how the movie treats the wacky I. So like in movies where
• 29:27
  it's totally playing it straight, it's like you're the audience is sort of accepting
• 29:33
  it as totally straight. But if it's in like a Terry Gilliam. You're
• 29:37
  accepting it totally straight but also kind of wacky. But then when it's in
• 29:41
  this you're just like, oh, this is just wacky, it outrageous.
• 29:45
  You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna Okay, so I want to
• 29:48
  tell you. I want to tell you a thirsty for more right now?
• 29:51
  Yeah? Um, And I want to do it because I want to find
• 29:55
  this to use it as a drop. Okay, Um, it definitely exists
• 29:59
  somewhere. Do you know that Reddit where you type in like stuff that you're
• 30:03
  not sure of. You're like, oh, I remember this thing or like
• 30:07
  a commercial or something. I want you right now to go on Reddit and
• 30:11
  to ask about a commercial where someone says it's a news report and someone says
• 30:17
  it's time to get serious and then he changes into a cool dude and goes
• 30:22
  seriously wacky. And it was on It was on one of the vhs is
• 30:27
  that we videotaped some Saturday morning cartoons on and you know you you get the
• 30:32
  like ads saved too. We had that, so we still probably have it
• 30:37
  on a tape somewhere. Well, let's take a look at some tapes okay,
• 30:41
  yeah, but but but definitely, I think you should look it up.
• 30:44
  It up. I think for wacky eyes, we should use it's time
• 30:47
  to get serious, seriously wacky as a drop. So I need to find
• 30:49
  it. I need to some research. But yeah, dude, he's he's
• 30:55
  so good. He's so good, so good, and he makes he really
• 31:00
  really make elevates movies. He really elevates movies, specifically place Bruce Willis.
• 31:07
  Yeah, he does, he does. Nobody would take this movie seriously if
• 31:10
  if it wasn't for Bruce Willis. Um. And also speaking of Ruben Blades,
• 31:17
  he comes the next day to Bruce's new house. He's just living in
• 31:22
  this dude's house, Like you mean Martinez, Yeah, Martinez Yeah. Well
• 31:27
  like yeah, Like I was like, where's the law that you can take
• 31:32
  over someone's life if you look enough like him? I like, I don't
• 31:34
  know. Like he just starts living in this guy's house in La, takes
• 31:38
  over his practice. He doesn't do it practice, Um, he takes sure.
• 31:44
  He's still conflicted, Bruce. Yeah, but he now has a purpose
• 31:47
  because there's a murder mystery of his friend. Yeah, and he wants to
• 31:51
  become a therapist to solve the murder, and the thing is because like and
• 31:56
  Martinez just like constantly goading him at the beginning of this movie, well thirty
• 32:00
  five minutes into this two hours and nineteen minute movie. Um, but but
• 32:07
  it was long, it was yeah, yeah, but it worked like I
• 32:10
  wasn't like I was compelled the whole entire time. Yeah. But the characterization
• 32:16
  of a bad movie is I feel like one of the things that makes a
• 32:21
  really bad movie is a lot of things happening to explain a simple what should
• 32:28
  be a simple thing. It's like a gish gallop. It's almost like somebody
• 32:31
  it's the movie's g galloping you with so much that you're thinking it's a better
• 32:37
  movie. Yeah, yeah, because a lot happens to some people. A
• 32:40
  lot happening in a movie is like, no, way, that's a good
• 32:44
  movie. So many things happen. The guy does this. Yeah. Have
• 32:47
  you ever talked to someone and they're talking in that voice to you and they're
• 32:51
  like, the guy does that, and you're just like, oh, sir,
• 32:54
  we don't. We don't understand things the same way what I'm understanding from
• 32:59
  your covers. But then you're just are like, oh, yeah, I
• 33:00
  mean that was like you just kind of like are like but like you know
• 33:05
  when someone watches movies and they're like, no, this happens, that's what
• 33:09
  it feels like. But but what's even more interesting, Yeah, totally I
• 33:14
  know exactly the guy you're talking. Of course we've talked, you've driven a
• 33:17
  maneuver all the time. But but what's interesting about that too is now the
• 33:22
  opposite has happened in modern movies, where dumb people think just because the movie
• 33:28
  is some kind of slow, oh, that's like like a like a Blade
• 33:32
  Runner, you're not you know, like' like it's your it's like a Christopher
• 33:38
  Nolan movie. Um. But yeah, Martinez comes the next day to Brucellis's
• 33:45
  new house his former friend's old house, UM, and he's like, sorry,
• 33:52
  can I just comment on the house too? It's like like you could
• 33:55
  tell that's like but you could tell it is and it's nice, like but
• 34:00
  you could tell at the time, like they're like, oh, yeah,
• 34:01
  we got this fucking sick. It's like modern. It's like it's like boxy,
• 34:07
  it's a very square um. And he's got like everyone's lightly fetish in
• 34:12
  this everyone's so lightly fetish. Totally speaking of fetish, um, Bruce is
• 34:17
  like, you got a warrant, and he's like, what do I need
• 34:22
  a warrant for? Yeah, I guess a good point. Come on in.
• 34:27
  And then he's like sifting through a bunch of shit. But Anderson,
• 34:30
  there was Anderson there in this scene. The partner though, the partner was
• 34:36
  what Anderson pops up at right at the beginning of someone else was with Martinez.
• 34:40
  Yeah, someone else, but he doesn't show up. Might it might
• 34:44
  be it might have been him? Though it might have been I thought it
• 34:46
  might have been Anderson. Okay, He's like sifting, yeah, totally through
• 34:52
  books, and like he sees through the what's it called the picture book the
• 34:57
  album and he sees the naked lady and he's it's like, oh, yeah,
• 35:05
  Bruce is defending the honor of his ex wife. Yeah uh. And
• 35:08
  then and then Rose crashes into Bruce Willis's car. Rose Rose Rose, Remember,
• 35:19
  oh yeah, but I love Rose the other way? Yeah, Rose,
• 35:25
  Rose, Rose had nothing to do with her sister wanting money from me.
• 35:30
  Rose and I are in a really good place right now. There's something
• 35:31
  that I'm afraid to tell Rose that I should have told her a long time
• 35:36
  ago. Rose. I'm telling you now, I don't want more kids.
• 35:38
  Oh man, did I tell you how I wanted to put that in front
• 35:42
  of the Rose song by what's his name? Rose? God? What's his
• 35:45
  name again? Fucking fucking Dale said dude's name again? No? Say us?
• 36:00
  No not John, Saint John st John. Yeah, that's such a
• 36:08
  good It's still such such Yeah, it's weird. How brightly that guy's flame
• 36:15
  sean for like a split second months? Yeah, because of because of what's
• 36:19
  it called? It was because of row now dune. Don't that sounds sick
• 36:28
  and like it's gone gone? What year was that that was buried? That
• 36:45
  year? Was it twenty twenty nineteen? I think it was twenty, right,
• 36:51
  I think that's I think the pandemic killed Saint John probably it didn't kill
• 36:55
  one hundred guests though. If you think you're stupid, now I'm the dumbest
• 37:12
  girl. Like ten Thous's really good album, so fucking good, dude.
• 37:19
  I've been listening to it. Really it's better than the first It's way better.
• 37:22
  I think it's better. Yeah, I like I have a soft spot
• 37:24
  for the first one, just because it feels so clean, like a COVID
• 37:27
  nineteen. But like, but like yeah, nothing will ever be feel so
• 37:36
  clean like a COVID nineteen Yeah, totally. Anyway, Rose is like characterized
• 37:40
  happily slacking that and then like like three month, three years into a pandemic,
• 37:45
  I was like, God, was so hard. That was really hard.
• 37:51
  Yeah, I never people don't believe it. I never want that to
• 37:53
  happen again. I never want that to happen. Lockdowns like that where it's
• 37:58
  just like I just I know everything. I hope it doesn't ever get bad,
• 38:01
  but I just never want to experience that. It was dramatic. But
• 38:06
  speaking of trauma and trauma bonding, Rose is like, what, you can't
• 38:10
  remember your own phone number? And he's like, sorry, I just moved
• 38:15
  into my old friend's house. I don't know his phone number, but I
• 38:22
  do have this car phone. Oh yeah, this phone that I use,
• 38:23
  and I'll drive this car in this entire movie. By the way, not
• 38:30
  one mention from like at all, because I don't actually know what it is.
• 38:35
  I always think it's the thing where it's like two of the same actor
• 38:38
  in a scene. That's what I think. But I think it's Marty bad
• 38:44
  eyelining with himself. Anyway, he goes Bruce Willis is going to tell his
• 38:53
  his for Scott Dracula's former group that he's going to take over the group now,
• 39:00
  and they're but he's gonna be he's gonna be sad about it, and
• 39:02
  he's gonna pretend like he's not gonna do it, but he's gonna be like,
• 39:07
  yeah, yeah, you know, they all encourage him to become their
• 39:12
  therapist. Yeah do it. You're similar enough. Yeah, everyone's cries a
• 39:17
  lot in this movie. And good good on the masculinity in this movie for
• 39:23
  sure, every sensitive sense. They're talking about their feelings, unashamed unashamedly talking
• 39:29
  about their talking about a lot of their OCD, none of which I have,
• 39:31
  of course. Oh dude, man, I like I mine is not
• 39:37
  the same as yours. Yeah, but but it was so triggered in this
• 39:39
  movie definitely by probably the same things. I mean, we'll talk about it,
• 39:45
  um Martinez, dude, Uh yeah. So, but it's kind of
• 39:50
  crazy also, how how it's kind of crazy how m Kevin j O'Connor,
• 39:57
  the ponytail guy who was in Who's the the Pin, how jacked he is
• 40:02
  in the movie where you're like, that's the guy, and how like very
• 40:07
  real thin he was that movie. Oh yeah, he was like, he
• 40:12
  looks like gaunt. Yeah, it's it's on purpose. And he's also plays
• 40:19
  the guy in the Mummy. He was the guy in the Mummy as well,
• 40:22
  and he was also gaunt in that. Yeah, he's very he's very
• 40:30
  um. He's the kind of frizzly hair balding in this where like the hair
• 40:35
  is getting it's still everywhere, but it's getting very frizzly because the texture of
• 40:38
  it is changing because because the DHT is secreting out at the top of the
• 40:45
  head, the byproducts of tistas and is secreting out at the top of the
• 40:46
  head, clogging the follicles and making them thinner and at a different texture.
• 40:52
  And that's why, that's why, that's why my hair now kind of gently
• 40:58
  like floats and sticks up because the jet was changed and they're the ones that
• 41:02
  survived, the ones that survived. I'm happy that they're there. Yeah.
• 41:07
  You know what, I never appreciated top coverage as much as just like,
• 41:12
  oh, baldness is bald. If you're balding, you're just like as good
• 41:15
  as bald. But no, dude, since growing my hair and I'm like,
• 41:19
  it's better that those hairs are there, it's more more filled in.
• 41:22
  It looks better even though it's balding. It's like it's kind of like that
• 41:28
  like kind of cheats into like a line, you know what I mean.
• 41:30
  It's like yeah for sure, uh and yeah, like surprise enjoying my balding
• 41:37
  journey, Dude, my Bruce balding journey. Glad, dude, I'm glad.
• 41:39
  Uh um what's his name? Speaking of balding. Also, um,
• 41:44
  I see you've grown in some of your balding. I mean, dude,
• 41:46
  I mine grows in all the time, Like it's not like no, but
• 41:51
  you should grow it in more because it looks good. I mean sure,
• 41:54
  I mean I had it that one summer where it was a lot of pushing
• 42:00
  it back very confidently. But I was gonna talk speaking of balding. Um,
• 42:06
  Lance Hendrickson's balding. Of course, it looks so good. It looks
• 42:10
  very good. He's got he has the face of a sixty year old man,
• 42:14
  but the body of a forty year old. Did you see he's like
• 42:17
  fucking jacked, like and like consistently jacked. Yeah, Like I don't know,
• 42:24
  Jack, but like near dark he was like I think he was I
• 42:28
  think a millennium lance. He starts losing it a little bit, but he's
• 42:31
  still he's pretty old. He's pretty old in millennium time. What does he
• 42:37
  look like now? Does he look like Bishop? He looks he looks very
• 42:43
  old. He's very old, but he looks like pretty good. He grew
• 42:46
  into his old man. Yeah, but yeah, they all sort of start
• 42:51
  crying, you know. Bruce is like, all right, all right,
• 42:58
  He's to be weirdly, weirdly uncomfortable in this scene. The entire movie,
• 43:04
  he's like weirdly uncomfortable, and he like describes his own trauma, which you're
• 43:08
  not supposed to do. He's like a pretty anxious kind of guy. I
• 43:13
  think it just turned gray and I'll turn gray. But I like, I
• 43:17
  like that he's vulnerable in this movie. It's just like irresponsible to do like
• 43:23
  this beer with these very volatile people. Listen, Bruce, I'm a lawyer.
• 43:30
  I will give you free legal advice if you start giving us some.
• 43:37
  You know, it's just like it's does He's said, Well, he goes
• 43:40
  like he hands him a card and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna give
• 43:43
  you some advice, and then he goes later on to a club that you
• 43:46
  were you played at I played at the Whiskey. Yeah uh in twenty in
• 43:52
  twenty eleven, twenty or twenty ten, my band Leserta at the time,
• 43:58
  we drove four be two hours straight out to LA from here from Toro with
• 44:05
  with like an insane plan. Listen to this plan. So like we what
• 44:09
  we did was we like rotated drivers and everyone just slept and like we went
• 44:15
  through like the seasons, dude, Like it was like we went we went
• 44:19
  through. I think we went pretty south. I forget the route we took
• 44:22
  exactly, but we drove to LA and booked self booked a show at the
• 44:30
  Whiskey A go go. I booked it out for a night, paid my
• 44:34
  own money so that we could go there, so that Kevin Lyman of Warp
• 44:37
  Tour would see us and put us on the Warp Tour. That was that
• 44:42
  was, that was the goal. I was like, I was like,
• 44:44
  listen, I'm gonna book a show. I'm gonna do all the work and
• 44:47
  then I'm gonna go out there and we're gonna play the show. And so
• 44:51
  we did. We drove all our gear, we'd made the huge trek um
• 44:54
  and we got there. He ignored all of my email els after like having
• 45:01
  some communication with me, and like I like it was like earlier social media
• 45:06
  time, so like I knew people who knew him from the last Warp tour
• 45:09
  that we had followed and like sort of sold our merch on and then so
• 45:15
  I was trying to like get a hold of him, and I was able
• 45:16
  to get ahold of him, but like he didn't come to the show.
• 45:20
  So he played the show, and then I was like, guys, like
• 45:24
  I gotta get us on the tour. I have to get us on the
• 45:27
  tour. I'm going to stay behind you guys, go back and I'll find
• 45:31
  my way back. So they went, and they got into a fucking accident
• 45:37
  because it was wintertime, and like as they were getting back into the snow,
• 45:39
  they went a different route, and like they got into an accident,
• 45:45
  and I stayed behind and I spent ten days in La oh walk in La
• 45:54
  But But but can I can? I can I keep telling the story because
• 45:57
  I just I am just like all these memories are come back to me because
• 46:00
  of the whiskey. Um, it was a pretty sick show too, by
• 46:02
  the way, Like some people some people did come and some friends we made
• 46:06
  on the tour. On Warp tour ended up coming, which was really nice.
• 46:08
  Um, but I tracked down the office. At the time, you
• 46:13
  couldn't find like where the I had to like do like this was no internet
• 46:16
  like stealth thing. Well there was the two dude ten it was the Internet
• 46:22
  there was. It was bad intern It was very slow internet, um compared
• 46:24
  to now, dude, Um, you don't have my fifty gigs, dude
• 46:28
  it and like all that was the time of like seven hundred dollars phone bills
• 46:31
  when you go to the US two right, So, so like I fucking
• 46:36
  went to Kevin Lyman's office. I found him and I was like, hey,
• 46:42
  I showed I just showed up, and I was like hey, and
• 46:45
  he knew me. He knew me from it like bugged him like every day
• 46:47
  on the tour. He never fucking like he never he put us on.
• 46:53
  The last year that we played twenty twelve. The second year that twenty eleven,
• 46:59
  he he told me no that time and I went back tail between my
• 47:04
  legs and we ended up getting on because we got on a side we bought
• 47:08
  on to a side stage called the de Zambo stage that was an unofficial stage
• 47:15
  that was on for two of the weeks and like he kind of was like
• 47:21
  he was mad at me when he saw me that I like got on that.
• 47:28
  He's like, I don't know what he would He's he was always so
• 47:30
  vague. He was like, oh, you're not ready. He kind of
• 47:32
  give Bruce answers like short and like you know you. Oh, that's like
• 47:37
  I don't want to commit to an answer and I don't want to hurt your
• 47:40
  feelings. So it's totally but to a young me, I was just like,
• 47:45
  fuck it. That means that means I'm going balls to the walls.
• 47:47
  I was. Of course I was bold dude. I just like would walk
• 47:51
  up like I was just like anyway, like we we we did it.
• 47:53
  We ended up playing those two weeks and then he finally last year he put
• 47:57
  us on twenty twelve month trial in Toronto. Were the official dates that we
• 48:01
  played official stages, and we broke up on the Toronto date. Our last
• 48:07
  show was worked her good for you. We're just almost like cathartic, but
• 48:10
  like we we had a huge blowout, huge disagreement, so much pent up
• 48:15
  resentment, and that was it. Speaking of a huge blowout and pent up
• 48:19
  resentment when Bruce and Martinez are walking out of that fucking the whiskey and that
• 48:25
  guy bumps into Martinez and he just immediately flips out, turns him around and
• 48:31
  starts patting him down, like what what was that face? But still talking
• 48:37
  to Bruce. Willis as though nothing is happening. It's insane, like the
• 48:40
  choices see in this movie and the movement, and then he just leaves.
• 48:45
  He just walks away from the guy. Um and it's like police, yeah,
• 48:52
  but all using but like, oh, he's a fucking piece of shit.
• 48:55
  Yeah, And Bruce constantly psychoanalyzing people like but magically, maybe we should
• 49:01
  because it's your father. Yeah, no, no, but he he would
• 49:09
  say things to him like, oh, why did you use that terminology?
• 49:15
  What are you in my face? Am I in your face? Something like
• 49:17
  that? Yeah? Yeah, And it's like and then he was like,
• 49:20
  are you really color blind? How did you know? He's like, did
• 49:23
  you guys you bucked the office majestic? Bruce, Oh, for psychiatrists,
• 49:30
  you're not that smart. Everybody he says something like that, He's like yeah,
• 49:32
  yeah, And then it simultaneously wants you to believe that psychiatrists are like
• 49:37
  loser quacks but also the smartest, smart, magical people totally. And then
• 49:44
  Bruce comes home and he slips on some water because somebody leaves hose turned on.
• 49:52
  Um, somebody's like psychologically torturing hyeah totally, which is also they were
• 49:58
  like, Oh, he's a psychiatrist, so let's make someone psychologically torture him.
• 50:02
  That'll be interesting. He'll get into the mind of someone he sees that
• 50:09
  there's a hose turned off. Yeah, and then he like ends up cleaning
• 50:13
  all of the water. Oh yeah. And then and then the Rose comes
• 50:16
  and she's like Rose Rose No, yeah, that songs called Rose ros Yeah.
• 50:27
  And then and then they go She's like, oh, no, I
• 50:30
  smashed into your car. Do you want to go to dinner with me?
• 50:31
  Because I'm hot and young? And he's like, yeah, I do.
• 50:37
  That's totally the type of exchange. It's very much like they're both acknowledging it.
• 50:43
  It's almost as if the movie's trying to make you feel okay with me,
• 50:45
  yeah, because it is jarring. It's like it's very They talk about
• 50:50
  being almost forty, and it's like she's twenty I think, or like eighteen,
• 50:57
  I don't know, Like it's very vague. It's very vague. Again
• 51:00
  the movie even like the movie comments on it's like, don't wear that backpacks?
• 51:05
  Yea was so weird. Yeah. And then and then we are talking
• 51:10
  to in the next scene, we we happen upon Richie's brother who's like,
• 51:16
  you know what, Richie doesn't need to be in therapy anymore. I think
• 51:21
  Richie's okay. Um. And then he's like, yeah, well maybe I'll
• 51:27
  talk to Richie and we'll see. Uh. And then the brothers like,
• 51:32
  yeah, you know, sometimes Ritchie needs some normalcy or whatever, and that's
• 51:37
  it. That's the And Richie's brother is kind of also like very off putting,
• 51:42
  and but it's like it's so like like kind of menacing, kind of
• 51:46
  like, oh dude, you know what he's like, Um, you fel
• 51:51
  have a lot of daycare energy kids. So many of the kids in daycare
• 51:54
  that we knew feel like this, like NBC's there's um, there's a is
• 52:02
  that a right wing thing calling people? Ncs calling people? Yeah, I
• 52:07
  mean yeah, it is a roll, but it's an everybody thing now.
• 52:12
  Well, okay, So I was watching this and um, the energy of
• 52:17
  Dale the brother I love that we remembered so many of the names because they
• 52:22
  really did say it out and the way they say them. But Dale,
• 52:25
  um, the way he kind of like is like a little bit shifty and
• 52:31
  are he does the um the arms of what's slinky Benny? Yeah, totally
• 52:38
  and and um he kind of reminds me of remember that. Um. I
• 52:43
  think it's from important videos where you're supposed to guess if a video game guy
• 52:46
  is lying and he kind of makes like for a really long time, it's
• 52:51
  focused on him and it's so one Kenny because it's like the really realistic video
• 52:55
  game. But he's like, yeah, still making outrageous faces because like in
• 53:01
  the game makes its beas Yeah, trying to do micro expressions for thirteen,
• 53:10
  I mean that's pretty good. Um. So we get into the artists of
• 53:15
  fetish gear of like, um, Kevin O'Connor's like weird artist getting pegged or
• 53:27
  whatever he was in this scene. Was he getting pegged? No, No,
• 53:30
  he was getting whipped or something. But this scene, the next scene
• 53:32
  where Bruce Willis tries to get to his mail and just somebody put a snake
• 53:37
  in his in his mailbox. Yeah, like a big rattlesnake. That was
• 53:40
  real? Was that real? Rattlesnake. Oh yeah, the Humane Society sign
• 53:45
  popped up at the end. There's no way any animals are ever treated humanely
• 53:49
  on set. I can there's no way. There's no way. I don't
• 53:52
  care if Pete is there, I don't care who's there. Nope, it's
• 53:54
  always bad. They're always treated poorly. Um Martinez comes to invade his home
• 54:00
  again, that's his friend's home, UM, and they're they're like, you
• 54:07
  know, chatting about the case casually, and Um Rose comes back and she's
• 54:14
  not wearing any clothes and they just bang in the pool and it's a Martinez
• 54:19
  is like, see you get some young snatch around. Yeah, totally.
• 54:22
  She's basically like right on brothers. Totally totally. And then they have a
• 54:27
  ridiculously long sex scene and there's that outrageous zoom that happens where it's just like
• 54:32
  a seventies zoom. This is the only movie I've ever seen where there's like
• 54:37
  a pause for like a like a pause for like a dinner moment, and
• 54:43
  then a continuation. And you were saying like you were you said in one
• 54:49
  of the few things you said because you didn't say to you. Both of
• 54:52
  our credits, we didn't say a lot. He you said, indistinguishable from
• 54:57
  parody. Yeah, oh yeah, it's totally. The movie feels like Tommy
• 55:02
  was so made the movie. It feels like the Room. It totally feels
• 55:07
  like the Room. Yeah, it's that level of insane and ridiculous. Yeah,
• 55:09
  but the acting really brings it down to a level of reality where it's
• 55:15
  just like like you can't believe the truth of the moment. Yeah, totally.
• 55:21
  That's why I would say it's it actually is pretty well directed all things,
• 55:24
  all things that like the movie makes no sense, but also something the
• 55:29
  truth of the moment exactly exactly. Yeah, I think I think that Bruce
• 55:35
  does a lot of that. Bruce does brings a lot of um reality to
• 55:40
  the movie. Yeah, because he's doing subtle wacky eyes. He's seriously what,
• 55:45
  he's seriously wacky in this movie. He does a lot what I think,
• 55:51
  what what I was thinking about during the movie was he did a lot
• 55:54
  of this stuff for sixth Sense I can't wait to get I can't wait together,
• 56:00
  because he does this kind of acting where it's like suddenly off, everybody's
• 56:07
  kind of being outrageous around him. He's very quiet in that movie. He's
• 56:09
  the only straight man, and that's what what gives the movie the the reality
• 56:16
  that it needs for everybody else to be fucking outrageous. So he goes to
• 56:22
  this like big file place where this nice black lady gives him also like a
• 56:29
  Danny malroon to two black characters in this movie Anderson, who's that's a big
• 56:36
  pretty interesting, like because he reveals some interesting information later on, but like
• 56:43
  it's just interesting because like there are no other black people, like black people
• 56:47
  don't really exist in LA. And then we get the first sort of reveal
• 56:57
  of rose Um having sex with all the patients. Yeah, so like it's
• 57:05
  being slowly revealed that there everyone has a Bonnie. My body lies over the
• 57:09
  ocean. Yeah, Sandra is with Bonnie, and she's like, Sandra's exploring
• 57:15
  her queerness. Sandra is, to Sandra's credit, she's exploring her queerness and
• 57:21
  she's also exploring her BPD of course, well yeah, but she's also exploring,
• 57:28
  you know, like her her sexually adventure. She's in her slought era
• 57:30
  is what I'm trying to say. But but also she's she seems like she's
• 57:35
  doing this for her BPD reasons not maybe maybe no judgment yeah, like no
• 57:39
  judgment at all. Yeah, she's she's like but she's very comically playing that
• 57:45
  type. Can I just say she's she is comically playing that type. But
• 57:51
  this actor, it seems like she's like this, she's really good. She
• 57:54
  plays this. Her name is um Leslie Anne War And what was she in?
• 58:00
  She's been in a lot of stuff that, um, you will know.
• 58:06
  Um, she does look familiar, She's very familiar. Would you say
• 58:09
  she's familiar though she is familiar, Maybe she isn't in a lot of stuff
• 58:15
  that you would know, not that you would know, not that you would
• 58:19
  know, or maybe that you would know and I wouldn't know. Tell Oh,
• 58:22
  she was in Desperate Housewives. That's how I in occur um Billy gay.
• 58:28
  Yeah, nothing really sticks out. She's in a lot of stuff teaching
• 58:35
  missus Tingle. It's okay. So she twin Falls, Idaho, dude,
• 58:39
  you remember Twin Falls, Idaho. It's a good movie. I mean it's
• 58:45
  no three billboards out of sight of e being Missouri. Just thought of another
• 58:52
  three like or numbered things, numbered thing. Yeah, this movie, dude,
• 58:58
  I mean, it's it's really amazing to talk about. And she was
• 59:00
  she was so great, she was really exploring her sexuality and like the way
• 59:06
  that they show that she does it, so like does she wear does Rose
• 59:10
  wear the same wig? When she's Bonnie with everyone? She was she Bonnie
• 59:15
  canonically Bonnie with everyone. No, she was different people with everyone. Okay,
• 59:20
  so no, but I thought she was that's my Bonnie. Everybody was
• 59:22
  like my Bonnys over the ocean. Um, I don't know. I don't
• 59:30
  think so, but I don't know. But she freaks out. She's like,
• 59:38
  Richie needs to stay in in therapy. Richie's a good man. Clark
• 59:44
  he's the bad guy. And it's like, whoa, you were having sex
• 59:46
  with Clark too? Judging not judging her, but like the hand you're not,
• 59:57
  don't sleep with the other people in the room up, dude, split
• 1:00:02
  after That's what that means. It means muliple people in the group. Is
• 1:00:07
  everyone's Polly. In this movie, there's the Pollicuele and they're all getting together.
• 1:00:14
  They have Bonnie leaves and Bruce Willis comes in to like, do you
• 1:00:16
  think they're they have meetings on Monday. That's what their meetings are. That's
• 1:00:22
  what they're doing, munches. That's what it is. It's like they're getting
• 1:00:25
  ready for the king scene. But it's also hilarious when she's like, my
• 1:00:30
  trainer is here and immediately she's like, I don't want to lift weights she
• 1:00:32
  jumps on. Yeah it's great. Yeah, um, but also, did
• 1:00:38
  you did you say how like secretly Bonnie escapes hiding. Oh yeah, it's
• 1:00:44
  Rose from Bruce. She she must have really hid her teeth when she was
• 1:00:50
  playing when she was Richie with Richie shed okay because I was like, well
• 1:00:57
  that we're spoiling it, dude, But whoever you just lasted this, he's
• 1:01:00
  probably okay. I lasted to the edge of the fucking movie. I was
• 1:01:02
  like, I didn't know, Richie, that was a good outfit. That
• 1:01:06
  was like I immediately knew. I was like, oh, it's as soon
• 1:01:12
  as she crashed it, I was like, that's the twist you were on
• 1:01:15
  a TWI Yeah. Um, he goes back to Richie. Stupid girl.
• 1:01:22
  I wasn't even high watching it. I was like, dude, we have
• 1:01:23
  another hour of this movie. I'm loving this. I'm having so much fun.
• 1:01:30
  I mean, but I have to go and wake up at five forty
• 1:01:31
  five of the morning. Um No, that's okay, it's not I mean,
• 1:01:36
  it's not your fault. Somebody's fault. Um, no, nobo fault,
• 1:01:49
  burn Matt and blind Willy Johnson, Dude, I don't read my shoop.
• 1:01:52
  No, no, but it's fault. But man, so he Bruce
• 1:01:59
  Willis goes back back to what's Richie's brother's name, Um, Bridgie's Brother's name
• 1:02:05
  is Daley. Yeah, he goes back to dale Dale. He's like,
• 1:02:08
  hey, your brother's not well. He should stay and hang out. Trans
• 1:02:13
  people have it really tough these days, especially now with all his bills pasmanic
• 1:02:17
  and the bills passing. It's not good. He should stay in therapy.
• 1:02:21
  Yeah, And I agree with Bruce and then correct. And then I thought
• 1:02:27
  they were trying to pathologize his transness. I don't think so. And I
• 1:02:31
  was like, whoa, everyone's just like respecting his pronouns. I like fully
• 1:02:36
  just was like, oh, like, Virgie's just the trans guy. I
• 1:02:37
  just Richie was canotically a trans guy for me. And then then he goes
• 1:02:42
  to doctor what was the dil Schweiger tiel Schweigers. Oh my god, little
• 1:02:52
  needle Scheiger tiel Schweiger. So they go to visit doctor tiel Schweiger's wife and
• 1:02:58
  um, and he's like he suffered enough, he's dead now he molested children.
• 1:03:05
  Yeah. They also make it seem like, okay, so he molested
• 1:03:08
  children and then he killed himself because he molested children and he was discovered.
• 1:03:14
  Um man, see like that's the thing, is like the plot goes.
• 1:03:19
  That's why it's like so difficult to talk about the plot. It's like it
• 1:03:22
  doesn't like and also like they're using trauma as just like literally like just like
• 1:03:30
  stupid plot points, like literally a goofy plot points like oh yeah, molesters,
• 1:03:37
  and like it's just like then she got a split personality? What else
• 1:03:43
  is weird? Transpeople, gay people, you know what fish people. You
• 1:03:47
  know what's hot in the nineties is lesbianism totally, let's make it sexual.
• 1:03:52
  They kiss. She's a little too old, but they kiss. Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Yeah, everyone's going through middle prices though in this movie, everyone's going through
• 1:04:01
  a midlife prices. That's really the mental illness that they have is that they're
• 1:04:08
  there's just living normal life and it's hard. Yeah. Um. And then
• 1:04:16
  like we get like more, they get a group going uh and you know,
• 1:04:21
  um, all of them explain their feelings or whatever. Um and and
• 1:04:29
  Kevin O'Connor is like, I'm an artist and you know, uh, what's
• 1:04:38
  his name? Lance Henrickson is like, and they put they put in her
• 1:04:44
  chest. Wait, is this the part where he does that? Is?
• 1:04:47
  Isn't that? Doesn't he tell people I love died? Did he does he
• 1:04:53
  explain how they died? No? No, he just uh oh, he
• 1:04:56
  just says that they died. Yeah. And then Richie is like, I
• 1:05:00
  only have my brother. Um he saw that worries about me, and then,
• 1:05:08
  um, he loves me so much. Sometimes I wish I were a
• 1:05:12
  woman. And I was like what I was like, why is this trans
• 1:05:16
  guy? I was? I just I was like so confused, And then
• 1:05:20
  I was stupid, like he's a guy. He's not a trans guy.
• 1:05:27
  He's no I know, I no problem that he had was that he's a
• 1:05:30
  SIS guy. He's a CIS guy. He's he SIS in the movie,
• 1:05:34
  but he's not SIS. No, Like that's so weird. I was like
• 1:05:39
  I was so confused anyway, Um like it was just like a weird turn
• 1:05:43
  because I was just like it was totally normal for me for him to be
• 1:05:45
  trans, you know what I mean? Yeah, totally. What happens next
• 1:05:49
  is he goes to um he has he has the Jennifer vict fly. What's
• 1:05:56
  Martina McFly? What was what was um the Marty's daughter's name Martina? Was
• 1:06:03
  it Martine? I'm sure? Yeah? Is that you were wearing weird dentures?
• 1:06:09
  Yeah, totally Herty sexy Marty. Yeah, oh yeah, so sexy,
• 1:06:15
  so sexy. Um, your Marty fucking losing dude. We I think
• 1:06:21
  we should say that. The other day we were talking quickly, we should
• 1:06:25
  say that. The other day we were talking about how Top Bulls it is
• 1:06:27
  amazing. Oh yeah, and how he was amazing in that movie. Yeah,
• 1:06:30
  and he's amazing in a lot of his movies. He just plays like
• 1:06:32
  all the losers. He plays like weak characters a lot. He ended up
• 1:06:38
  only after Bachelor, he ended up playing loser Riff. Yeah, totally totally.
• 1:06:45
  He got instead of mad Dog Biff or fucking young Biff or was glarifying.
• 1:06:55
  Yeah, what about Griff? He never got he could the years so
• 1:07:00
  which range just as BIB, just as BIF. Yeah, what about Trump
• 1:07:03
  BIV Alternate future Bill? Yeah was scary. He was the scariest where he's
• 1:07:10
  like, it's just like phone dude, murderer BIF and he did it too,
• 1:07:23
  like, which is like, whoa dude, J he did it?
• 1:07:28
  And also fucking he got hired by him, like he got hired by by
• 1:07:35
  George later Yeah outrage, yes, yeah, abuse of George, bully George.
• 1:07:45
  We get We cut to um Clark with his gloves uh and he's telling
• 1:07:51
  him of Bruce now about the like new love of his life or whatever,
• 1:07:57
  and then it cuts. He's like talking, he's got on. Bruce gets
• 1:08:01
  into another car accident with some buddy we don't know who yet we haven't gets
• 1:08:08
  rearended yet he gets rearended. So many people get rearend um and then he
• 1:08:14
  gets his fender bend uh. And then on a on a train track where
• 1:08:19
  Bruce is pushing the car backwards so that the train almost hits the car.
• 1:08:26
  It's a great scene, yeah, but also insane. Yeah. If they
• 1:08:29
  play a game of like Weird Chicken and the like train conductor vision, we
• 1:08:32
  get a shot just from inside the car. Um they had the money to
• 1:08:36
  go inside and um and then Bruce will listen. The next scene goes to
• 1:08:43
  fucking Martinez's birthday where, oh my god, the police helicopter with what I
• 1:08:47
  think is a policewoman mooning them like taking your pants off. And it's also
• 1:08:53
  we didn't say in the sex scene Bruce Pisha dude, oh my god,
• 1:08:58
  we didn't get me to talk about Bruce. We did, yeah, dude,
• 1:09:02
  Bruce Dick. I was like the movies by Worthy just for this,
• 1:09:08
  just for the dick. We also get a lot of like puss roses,
• 1:09:13
  roses like like like like this is like soft core territory. Like as a
• 1:09:17
  child, I would have jerked off, totally jerked off. The tape would
• 1:09:21
  have been very hard. Yeah, especially especially the Bruce Gouza yah. And
• 1:09:29
  and there's a lot of like really sexy. They were like grab grab ass
• 1:09:33
  and she like kind of does this like move with her legs on his on
• 1:09:39
  his crotch, and you see her nude buttocks. You see full dick side
• 1:09:45
  yeah, side dick, and in water Less she heads. I don't know
• 1:09:51
  if I don't know if Bruce's I think he's not cut. Bruce strikes me
• 1:09:56
  as a not cut, strikes me as a cut guy. You see,
• 1:10:00
  you're just because of the chrone dome. Though that's true, he might be.
• 1:10:02
  He looks too much like a penis so that you think that he looks
• 1:10:06
  like a an erect retracted foreskin penis for sure, for sure, but he
• 1:10:12
  doesn't always he has hair here, that's true. Um. He comes up
• 1:10:18
  to he comes to Lance Hericson, He comes to Lance Hedricson's house, where
• 1:10:24
  Lance reveals to him, I'm a cough and a kind of a kind of
• 1:10:30
  American beauty type seed totally, you know, like they're like sweaty but like
• 1:10:34
  a kind of sexy. It's a little bit each other. Well, because
• 1:10:43
  he Bruce this is uncomfortable with there's this thing that he's uncomfortable with guns,
• 1:10:46
  and he's like, I'm uncomfortable with guns, and Lance angrily puts it away,
• 1:10:50
  puts it away, but he's like cleaning it at the same time.
• 1:10:54
  And he puts it away and then like leans back as though Bruce is going
• 1:10:57
  to give him a lot job. Totally, dude, I felt the whole
• 1:11:00
  time like something was gonna go down. Like he's like, well, we're
• 1:11:03
  here, aren't we. I've told you something intimate now. Well, when
• 1:11:08
  we get out of these way clothes, it did rain. Um, but
• 1:11:15
  yeah, he starts crying again because his family is dead and Bruce is giving
• 1:11:20
  those empathetic Bruce eyes totally he got thirty one. The guy ended him stealing.
• 1:11:29
  But yeah, we find out in this scene that Martinez was having sex
• 1:11:32
  with Lance Hendrickson's wife, right in a twist of fate. Yeah, so
• 1:11:40
  like Martinez was suspiciously not mentioning um, Lance Henrickson as a suspect, and
• 1:11:48
  he was like, no, no, it's not him, Like he just
• 1:11:51
  like would like brush it under the rug. But so many things get weirdly
• 1:11:55
  brushed under the rug, like Richie is suspiciously not in the movie for how
• 1:12:00
  be a good character he is and he's always like very like kind of like
• 1:12:02
  shifty and shot in like a little bit in the dark dark Yeah, you
• 1:12:08
  wanted to say, but they used there were so many smash cuts and smash
• 1:12:13
  zooms to like reaction yeah, different characters, so they could quickly cut away
• 1:12:17
  from or like statues as a reaction shot, like tongues sticking out of statues
• 1:12:23
  as reaction shots. Statues. It was very It was a very kinky movie.
• 1:12:29
  It was a very kinky movie. Um, Bruce comes home to a
• 1:12:32
  broken uh in home. Um that's his home. Of course, no friend
• 1:12:39
  has ever existed here at all at this point he's lived an entire life and
• 1:12:45
  like he's done laundry at least three times already. Yeah, exactly. Do
• 1:12:50
  people are trying to kill me. Oh that's such a good impression. People
• 1:12:55
  are trying to kill me, they yelled, Brus, you're so good at
• 1:12:59
  it. Um. Yeah. She roses there naked of course, Um,
• 1:13:05
  cooking right, cooking. Yeah, she's cooking naked. We see the cheeky
• 1:13:10
  tattoo, and then we see her identifying mark tattoo, and then it cuts
• 1:13:14
  to her boobies out in the tub while he's like, Bruce is under her
• 1:13:19
  and there Bruce had it such a good time. Bruce had such a good
• 1:13:25
  time on this book. I would have such a good time. She's so
• 1:13:27
  hot. Um, but yeah, Bruce, it cuts to Bruce. They're
• 1:13:32
  going him and the um the side cop that's Martinez is like partner. What's
• 1:13:40
  that guy's name again, Um, Anderson Anderson. They go to a market
• 1:13:45
  for some reason. Uh and uh yeah, they go to a market so
• 1:13:49
  that he can buy some good fish from Like I got a guy is you
• 1:13:54
  have to get some mackerel? Well, I know a guy that has like
• 1:13:57
  the best fish in the city. That's what what happened scene we didn't see,
• 1:14:00
  but because they're there. Um, he tells Bruce this information that Martinez,
• 1:14:09
  like this whole side plot that Martinez was fucking the wife. It's like,
• 1:14:12
  nah, internal Ferris checked it out. Everyone was like offboard. Everything
• 1:14:15
  was clean, super innocent. And then I'm like, that was a weird
• 1:14:21
  thing to put in the movie. A weird thing to put in the movie.
• 1:14:24
  But then Kevin O'Connor ends up getting fetished to death right and and the
• 1:14:32
  face of all of his paintings of the Muse of Bonnie the Muse gets cut
• 1:14:39
  out. This is where I thought that I was like, oh, are
• 1:14:42
  they going to see the tattoo on the butt. But then I was like,
• 1:14:44
  I kind of noticed that you weren't picking up on the twist. Well,
• 1:14:48
  I knew that I knew that Rose was Bonnie always, but I never
• 1:14:54
  knew that Rose was Richie. It was Richie. Yeah, I just like
• 1:14:58
  didn't assume that I don't know, and that until literally almost the very end,
• 1:15:02
  which is crazy. This seems cool because I actually really enjoyed this because
• 1:15:08
  it played a lot with the gray Like, so he comes in, he
• 1:15:13
  sees all the paintings torn up, the paintings faces are all in the fire.
• 1:15:16
  He notices that, tries to pull them out, and he sees the
• 1:15:19
  face, tries the too, but because he can't see color. Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  he's got face blindness too, Yes, and he can't tell that it's clearly
• 1:15:27
  cross. Yeah. And then just like I couldn't tell them literally exactly.
• 1:15:31
  Um, and then all the things move as I punched my microphone, all
• 1:15:36
  the things, all the paintings move, and um, Kevin's body is tied
• 1:15:42
  up and the blood that's dripping on him turns from gray to red. I
• 1:15:46
  thought that was a pretty And then it cuts to Rose with as Bonnie with
• 1:15:55
  um, god, there's so many names. Who are you talking about?
• 1:16:00
  With the lady that is Lesliean Warren uht lady And they're driving a car and
• 1:16:09
  these two guys drive up and they're like, hey, ladies were two nineties
• 1:16:13
  dudes. Do you want to you want to be slutty with us? And
• 1:16:15
  they're they're like, we want to be slutty with each other there? Oh
• 1:16:17
  okay, he kind of has a game. Okay, bro, he kind
• 1:16:21
  of has like he's like, all right, cool, well, we don't
• 1:16:26
  even like lesbians in this era. Yeah, we will we will homophobic.
• 1:16:30
  We are we wanted to fuck you? Yeah, we wanted to fuck you,
• 1:16:33
  not you each other. Yeah, totally fuck you. He's so mad,
• 1:16:38
  so mad and not getting pussy. He's like, you mad, bro,
• 1:16:42
  He's like, you're ugly anyway, you're ugly. He totally does.
• 1:16:46
  And then they go back to Sundra's place and they kiss a little bit,
• 1:16:50
  uh in a very in a very good kind of I'm going to take advantage
• 1:16:56
  of this BPD person because I'm young and and have, um, you know
• 1:17:03
  whatever, split personality or or split personality. Yeah, split. Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  they definitely they're definitely mister glassing all over the place. And then she takes
• 1:17:14
  the wig off and she's like, oh my god. And then Rose.
• 1:17:17
  It cuts to Rose coming to Bruce Willis's place. Um, and he's like,
• 1:17:24
  she looks even younger with that backpack because she's supposed to be eighteen is
• 1:17:29
  okay, that's why? Yeah, because she this is like the youngest she
• 1:17:32
  looks in the movie. And it's even even I was like because I was
• 1:17:35
  like, no, she's so hot. But then I like throughout the movie,
• 1:17:39
  it's like Spoon looks like like very very really young, like in a
• 1:17:45
  way where it's like, yeah, look closer to Bruce's age than hers,
• 1:17:48
  and I would still probably. I mean you you are pretty much Bruce's age.
• 1:17:53
  Bruce is like in his late thirties here, I think he's in his
• 1:17:56
  forties at this point. Oh no, I think he's in his late thirties.
• 1:18:00
  Oh okay, I don't know. I think he's or I think he's
• 1:18:01
  forty. Oh okay, what do you want to see? How old was
• 1:18:06
  Bruce Willis in nineteen ninety four, twenty nineteen, not eighty four. Okay,
• 1:18:14
  so thirty nine, yeah, so yeah, yeah and yeah yeah,
• 1:18:19
  well yeah not quite. I'm thirty eight, please please please, I'm wanting
• 1:18:24
  a kid. I'm thirty five. So they go outside, uh and they're
• 1:18:30
  like, oh, let's have sex, but now I've got to go to
• 1:18:34
  my practice and go I guess yeah, talk to you later your boy outfit.
• 1:18:42
  Yeah. I was like, yeah, it's like what like, yeah,
• 1:18:45
  um, oh that's why Richie's late though, right yeah, oh I
• 1:18:50
  didn't even get it them. Yeah, totally, dude. It's such a
• 1:18:56
  bananas movie, Like it's outrageous. It's really in a plot, but it's
• 1:19:00
  really fun to describe because like it was kind of fun to unpack, Like
• 1:19:03
  it was like, oh, that's why this is like the choices were just
• 1:19:09
  like fascinating. The choices were very interesting, very interesting. Yes, where
• 1:19:14
  are we? We are? Sorry I had to close and reopen this.
• 1:19:20
  Sorry, there's a reason to close and reopen this. The ads for young
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  girls, Young girls. Bruce? Fuck? What did I say? How
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  did I do that voice? I had a perfect Bruce willist and I can't
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  remember it well. I don't know, I don't know what you said.
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  You get it back? Yelling, Bruise. It's the only thing that I
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  seem to be able to. Like, you can always a yell. I
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  can mimic a yell pretty well. The only person that I could really do
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  well is is um. Like a broker. You do so many You're impressure
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  as well. You do so many of russias you and you're really good at
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  improvising getting sometimes you sometimes you'll improvise as like like a Danny Ball root and
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  I'm like, oh my god, how did you so accurately recreate what that
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  person was? Like? Okay, so the next scene is, oh,
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  this is the reveal, this is where that's my Bonnie. Yeah, everyone's
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  talking about Bonnie. Um, they find her picture inside the notebook that he
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  was writing down because there was there was a missing notebook one of the days
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  and Bishop noticed that, No it was Clark, okay, right, it
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  was bred Dory. Chuck, you noticed it because he was counting because he's
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  got OCD Right. Um, but yeah, everybody freaks out and then Martinez
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  magically appears there. He's just like, well, I guess I'm here now,
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  and he's like chastizing everybody. Mister psycho fucking analyst couldn't even get it.
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  It was just like insane insane choices. Uh. And then everybody uh
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  starts to like freak out a little bit, like Bruce Willis tries to fight
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  Martinez. But then like Bishop has this like breakthrough moment where he's like this
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  is amazing actually where Bishop is like I couldn't forgive her, so I had
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  to forgive him. It was like a moment they become like cock brothers.
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  Yeah, totally, yeah, and um yeah, it was a really nice
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  like I storry to make a joke, but like it was a really nice
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  moment of like forgiveness of like I couldn't for my wife didn't survive, but
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  I couldn't get angry at her, but that means I had to forgive yeah,
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  yeah, and then he goes. Bruce goes back to New York briefly,
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  briefly to talk to her mentor yeah, who is like working out,
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  and then goes to the Jacuzi that just sits to the Jacuzi. Yeah.
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  Like sometimes it's kind of even weirder now that you say it, because like
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  the movie weirdly pulls it off. It's like that part happens and you're like,
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  oh, yeah, I guess he's in a Jacuzie right now, like
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  yes, like and like Bruce notices her license plate and then gets the Anderson
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  to like figure it out who that is? Right, But then Anderson underhead
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  gives it to Martinez and they solve the crime together because of Bruce's tip.
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  Yeah, they find out that it's Dale. They find out that it's Dale,
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  but not yet but not yet because how they find out that it's Dale
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  Dale, the brother of Ritchie, who is also the brother of We find
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  out Dun dun dun yeah um, and he goes. Bruce goes back to
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  Tiel Schweiger's doctor Schweiger's wife and is like, how did find this out violent
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  and scary, like breaks the door down and then like shoves her and it
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  removes the phone from her head. He's like Sarah Connor and she's like,
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  yeah, that's what I'm scary. It's totally he found Sarah Connor in the
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  phone book because he found Tiel Schweiger in the phone book and broke her door
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  down. And then they go to back to where uh fucking The movie's a
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  little exhausting to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, at this point,
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  I'm a little tired, but we're almost through it. We're almost through
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  it. Yeah. He goes to the Layer, the layer place of UM.
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  It's like a it's where what's his name worked, the brother? Oh
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  Dale? Yeah, Dale. Yeah, he's like he were, he's a
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  he's well we talked about the cool table. Yeah, he does the cool
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  table pays off because because he's he made the cool table and he made the
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  fetish bed. He did make the fetish bed. He's a carpenter. He's
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  a carpenter. He's a carpenter, but who specializes in fetish gear. Yeah,
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  exactly. And then we get to um because everything's a little kinky and
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  sexy. Definitely Richie who takes off the wig and is in girl mode.
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  Um, and then the teeth don't get shown. It just suddenly it does
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  the thing where like you know those um you know those like TikTok's where like
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  they put the thing their hand on the on the camera and then then when
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  they remove it, they they've done a full makeup. Yeah, and so
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  like it's it's like full D drag Ritchie. Yeah, but but like like
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  tilt the head more so that we can take the wig off and then when
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  you reveal you don't have the teeth anymore. Yeah. Yeah, and also
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  like not of the like extremely caked on makeup. It just made Richie look
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  very like kind of like like such a weird beige. Yeah, very like
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  a very unnatural kind of like Matt Beige. Totally Matt Beige. Um.
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  Yeah, I forgot about Rose. She's like having her psycho moment, like
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  her her Yeah, she's like where she's like I'm my mother, but I'm
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  actually Yeah, all of the system is malfunctioning, you know, like all
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  of the multiple personalities are Yeah. And then my OCD was triggered because she's
• 1:25:40
  nailed to the chair the webs of her fingers. Oh, my god grow
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  nailed to the chair. Um, she gets her Jesus webs moments. Yeah,
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  she totally Jesus webt. And then Dale is like shooting a nail gun
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  at them, uh and gets the nails Martinez, who somehow magically appears Martinez
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  pops out of the corner. We laughed like so large when we saw Martinez.
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  We were just like and then he Martinez like the like size finger gets
• 1:26:19
  nailed. Then his other finger, just the side of this other finger gets
• 1:26:26
  nailed. You have to explain it because the skin of the side of the
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  finger gets like toor and like pulled it. Yeah, like yeah, oh
• 1:26:39
  yeah, dude, yeah. Um. And this was the best part of
• 1:26:45
  the movie first. Yeah, totally. Also all of our buttles buckered up
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  a little bit of this moment. Yeah, totally. Uh he Richie uh
• 1:26:55
  not Richie, Um Dale ties uh Bruce to a like a cage cage welded
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  together. Yeah, it's like a fetish cage where where he cut watches from
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  the corner and jerks off. Um as other things are happening, of course.
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  Uh. And then um, Ritchie or shall we say Rose saves Uh.
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  Well, did you did see the line that the doctor Tiel Schweiger's wife
• 1:27:29
  says, Richie had a brother Dale, and and but like so long us.
• 1:27:38
  Yeah, and then when she shoots uh Dale in the head, there's
• 1:27:45
  this like weird zoom in nail in his head. And then she runs out
• 1:27:53
  because she's like, oh no, I've killed people and I'm gonna go cry
• 1:27:57
  and be in a in a la a hurricane right now. And they climb
• 1:28:02
  up this tall thing into clouds um and they do go into clouds. They
• 1:28:11
  have their they have their cable guy moments. They do have their cable guy.
• 1:28:14
  They go into the tower, into the what's it called the antenna,
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  and then she gets blown over by wind wind. The wind burned her a
• 1:28:25
  little bit in the pool, and Bruce Willis with his one arm grabs her
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  and is like his other arm clasped chains. Yeah, we're supposed to believe
• 1:28:35
  that, Like, I don't know this therapist, this jagged therapists can hold
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  up body strong, this almost forty year old jack therapists. I mean,
• 1:28:46
  she's like, she looks like ninety pounds, that's why the wind burned her
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  little And then and then some light red light turns on and he smiles and
• 1:28:59
  laughs and it means he can see you read again yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
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  traumatized. And then he fucking freeze frames wait before Martinez is like calling
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  out, bring your fender bender, asses down, your psycho loonies. Very
• 1:29:24
  strange, and then there's a voice over there's the song, the amazing song
• 1:29:29
  that I'll play of here of course, of course, um, and then
• 1:29:34
  there's a voice over post credits where Martine does wait, hold on, calls
• 1:29:41
  them fender benders. Yeah yeah, what was that? Well, well,
• 1:30:10
  like there was a it was a callback because earlier he makes fun He says
• 1:30:15
  he got into a little fender bender with this young woman. Well okay,
• 1:30:21
  cold up. I'll get to that in a second. But he says he
• 1:30:24
  got into a little fender bender with this young lady. And then he was
• 1:30:27
  like, oh, I see she was fending your bender. He makes a
• 1:30:30
  joke, and it would have been better if she said he was bending her
• 1:30:32
  his fender, but he said fending your bender. Oh what was the line?
• 1:30:36
  What was the line that he said that? Somebody else repeated that He
• 1:30:40
  said very very um uhly, and somebody repeated it because it was like he
• 1:30:47
  added an s to something. Fuck oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait
• 1:30:53
  he someone totally racist. Lee makes fun of him subtlely. It's so subtle
• 1:30:59
  in the movie too. I love it what he has an s on something
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  because it was it reminded me. It was like it was like Pata does
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  this totally totally fuck yeah, he has his way written it down. Do
• 1:31:15
  it. He says, uh, get the fuck get the fuck out.
• 1:31:24
  No, but he says he's we've we've talked about it before. It doesn't
• 1:31:28
  matter. Um. So yeah, So that's the movie. And what would
• 1:31:32
  you what would you rate this? Okay, let me ask you something.
• 1:31:35
  What would you rate the experience of watching this movie. I'm gonna rate the
• 1:31:40
  movie. I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna write the movie. I'm
• 1:31:42
  gonna write the movie eight out of ten. This movies the red Heat,
• 1:31:45
  Dude, totally red. This movie isn't completely around. I like, it
• 1:31:50
  doesn't matter. The flaws really don't matter because like the world it constructs is
• 1:31:57
  so seemingly so cohesive. Like the movie makes no sense period, It makes
• 1:32:02
  no sense. Um but like, man, they just dive into this like
• 1:32:09
  outrageous plot. Everybody's taking it seriously. Everybody's firing on all cylinders. You're
• 1:32:13
  right. The editing is whack, it's like insane and and is not good,
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  but it's got the quality it's got, it's got the quality it really
• 1:32:19
  does. And I'm gonna get it a Bruce's as well because Bruce Um,
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  he does everything in this movie and like he does it all a little bit
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  and it's like, you know, he does subtle Bruce, he does straight
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  man Bruce, he does whacky eye Bruce, he does some strength the Bruce,
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  he does sexy Bruce. Like if it if it was in a movie
• 1:32:44
  that was like like a serious movie, I'd probably give it a ten ten.
• 1:32:47
  I agree, like he he made this movie so much better. The
• 1:32:51
  reason the movie gets eights and isn't a red heat eights across the board is
• 1:32:57
  because it's because Bruce part. The music is really good and it's they make
• 1:33:04
  really interesting choices with the music throughout the movie where it's like it's a it's
• 1:33:09
  a noir neo noir movie totally and and like the erotic thrillers, like peak
• 1:33:16
  erotic thriller. I agree. I agree, like almost like could be the
• 1:33:21
  poster child it. Like I was saying, it felt like it felt like
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  um a really sincere version of like strip tease. Yeah, show Girls,
• 1:33:34
  show Girls. Yeah yeah, show Girls. Yeah, that's true. That's
• 1:33:39
  it's I mean yeah, a really sincere version of show Girls. I mean
• 1:33:47
  but show Girls is a really it's it's sincere. It's it's just dead eyed
• 1:33:54
  Paul Verhoeven, wide eyed, grinning Paul Verhoven, sincere. It's it's patrol
• 1:34:00
  face, Paul Verhoman being like, did you like it? Yeah, totally
• 1:34:05
  like my movie. Hey remember the ending of that movie. It's that it's
• 1:34:11
  Paul Verhoman being like, hey, hey, I'm feminist and shit, it's
• 1:34:16
  so dude, he's peak feminist and shit. Yeah that's uh, but he
• 1:34:20
  kind of transcended into like, oh who straight up, it's like where it's
• 1:34:26
  like, um, the Winnie the Pooh meme. Yeah, now yeah,
• 1:34:35
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• 1:35:02
  episodes, early access to the Bruce episodes, Bruce season has been I think.
• 1:35:11
  I don't think that it's gonna be the fan favorite, and it's never
• 1:35:18
  going to be as like a consistent high as the Stallone season was. But
• 1:35:26
  the Bruce season is, like, I think, going to be the low
• 1:35:30
  key underdog goat season. You know, I think that's true because there's just
• 1:35:35
  a lot more to talk about, because you know what I think it is.
• 1:35:41
  I think it's actually the fact that you and I are both on the
• 1:35:45
  same level. It's not like we've both seen SCHWARTZI movies. I've seen a
• 1:35:49
  lot of slime movies, but both of us haven't seen a lot of Bruce
• 1:35:54
  Willis movies. That's true because it's just he just wasn't in our Channon and
• 1:35:59
  I just never but there weren't interested either. There were there were ones though,
• 1:36:02
  that are like without a doubt, need to go, need to of
• 1:36:05
  course, but like yes, but like sixth sense, um um, what's
• 1:36:12
  it called? Twelve monkeys? Thank you? A lot of a lot of
• 1:36:15
  number names, Fifth Element, all of the number names, die Hard Pantheon,
• 1:36:20
  die Hard with a Revenge, Revenge, I can't wait to talk about
• 1:36:25
  die Hardard I can't wait. I'm so excited pulp fiction. We got a
• 1:36:30
  lot, but there's a lot is like there's a gap for me anyway where
• 1:36:35
  it's like we're on the same level of you. We both haven't seen more
• 1:36:42
  of his movies. We're getting just we're both discovering him, yeah, instead
• 1:36:45
  of me just majestically discovering Stallan yeah and being like see, I told you
• 1:36:51
  you said to see I told you about Stallan. Yeah. But there was
• 1:36:56
  a lot of people there was there was a lot of pushback. There was
• 1:36:59
  so much Stallone hate. If we go back, if you go back to
• 1:37:00
  early Thursday for more, there's so much Stolloma. No. No, I'm
• 1:37:04
  just saying that, like like when it comes to like people like what's it
• 1:37:09
  called, when it comes to movies, like you know, First Blood,
• 1:37:13
  it's like, no, you gotta see this movie. This is just a
• 1:37:15
  good movie, you know. Um. Anyway, see you next week,
• 1:37:19
  See you next week,