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A Nate Jackson Crowd Work Pack_ Washington D.C · Mic Drop Comedy

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Speaker 1: I'm a matchmaker. I am.
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Speaker 2: It's my new thing. People be getting married at my
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Speaker 2: shows and all kinds of shit. So, would you like
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Speaker 2: me to help you?
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Speaker 1: I can assist. What'd you say, sweetheart? Sure?
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Speaker 2: You look really, really pretty too. Beautiful, strong, black sister.
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Speaker 2: Stand up.
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Speaker 1: Let me see you. Give us a spin. Let me see. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Ain't got no ass, but your ass is sitting right.
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Speaker 1: She ain't got no ass at all. I stood up like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you like that?
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Speaker 2: I'm the one that was drinking the coffee on Men
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Speaker 2: in Black. But you beautiful though. Got a great presentation,
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Speaker 2: your jewelry on fleek, toes done up.
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Speaker 1: How big is that goddamn foot though? A 12? And men? Ladies?
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Speaker 1: Ten and a half and men? God damn. You swim
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Speaker 1: or something? God damn.
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Speaker 2: Her foot like this. Big foot ass. Y'all about to
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Speaker 2: go kick it? Not with you.
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Speaker 1: Take this goddamn big ass shoe off of me. I'm stuck.
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Speaker 1: How you get your shoes off? Where you get your
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Speaker 1: shoes at? Them special order? Yeah, Amazon, huh? You be like,
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Speaker 1: deliver tomorrow, big and tall. You fine though. And I
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Speaker 1: don't know a man I've ever met in my life.
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Speaker 2: That give a about how big your feet are. We
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Speaker 2: don't give a about no feet. We want them right
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Speaker 2: next to our head. Your feet big. We be like,
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Speaker 2: pass me the remote. She be trying to grab that
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Speaker 2: her toes. So what's your name?
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Speaker 1: Kim. Okay. Is that just short for Kimberly? Okay. What
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Speaker 1: do you do for a living, Kim? HR, for who?
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Speaker 1: For the government. I actually worked at Foot Locker. Big
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Speaker 1: ass goddamn foot. Can I ask more questions in regards
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Speaker 1: to the government job?
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Speaker 2: Who's that in D.C.? Get this out of here. What
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Speaker 2: are you working for the government? Which department over there?
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Speaker 2: Employment and labor relations? Okay, so you in HR for
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Speaker 2: all of the HR in America. Okay, and so what
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Speaker 2: kind of man do you like? Tell me physically five
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Speaker 2: things about him because he might be in here.
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Speaker 1: Tall. Ambitious. Friendly. Okay, what you been going through? You
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Speaker 1: need to say friendly? Damn. Okay, friendly, what else? Outgoing? Okay.
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Speaker 1: What about going out? Okay. Now tell me five things
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Speaker 1: about his personality. Funny? Ma'am.
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Speaker 2: I'm leaving town tomorrow. I'm trying to help you find
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Speaker 2: some love in here tonight.
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Speaker 1: God-fearing? You should have led with that. What else? You
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Speaker 1: got three more.
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Speaker 2: Count it on your toes if you're losing track. What's
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Speaker 2: your favorite candy? Fruit by the foot.
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Speaker 1: That was corny, but I had to say it. What's
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Speaker 1: your favorite sport? Football. Are you not going to catch on?
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Speaker 1: It's like basketball.
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Speaker 2: Why? You'd rather put your ass all in his face
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Speaker 2: than just say, excuse me, four times? It's because of
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Speaker 2: the brother on the end, huh?
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Speaker 1: He's like, I ain't moving. I don't give a fuck.
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Speaker 1: That's how you look, too. Go over to his back
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Speaker 1: and say, I ain't moving a fuck. All right, so Kim,
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Speaker 1: you got two more. Show him. Oh, no. You got
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Speaker 1: to poop. Poop. I don't like when people at my show.
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Speaker 1: And what about y'all? Y'all look like y'all struggling. Just
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Speaker 1: figuring it out. I want you to show Seal and
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Speaker 1: Heidi Boone. Woo!
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Speaker 2: So was she your public defender? How did this happen?
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Speaker 2: This is a hustle and flow relationship. White lady with braids,
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Speaker 2: I like this, hell yeah. She know how to make
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Speaker 2: collard greens and everything. How did you meet your black king, sis?
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Speaker 2: Do I really want to know? Ooh, I want to
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Speaker 2: know so bad now that you said that. I'm not bull,
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Speaker 2: my jumped and everything. Do you really want to know
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Speaker 2: is correct. Everybody lean in, this is about to be wild.
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Speaker 2: How did you, how? You were dating somebody he knew.
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Speaker 2: He was dating somebody you knew. Both of them went
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Speaker 2: to jail. I told y'all this is going to be good.
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Speaker 2: I've been doing this 24 years. I know when it's
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Speaker 2: going to be juicy.
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Speaker 1: He started asking people your phone number at jail or
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Speaker 1: just got it. So y'all never went up there together
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Speaker 1: for visitation, save gas. I see right after. So you
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Speaker 1: got a number from a random person.
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Speaker 2: But you were like, hey, what's Rachel number?
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Speaker 1: Your name Rachel?
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Speaker 2: The girl that got lucky? The girl in jail name
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Speaker 2: was Rachel. I felt Rachel energy. I didn't know who
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Speaker 2: it was. Anyway, so you start asking for her number.
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Speaker 2: Did you know her dude? The one that went to jail.
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Speaker 2: But you knew he was gone. You an asshole. You
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Speaker 2: lost your girl. You were like, I know somebody lost
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Speaker 2: their too. Let me start asking around.
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Speaker 1: What's your name? Jessica.
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Speaker 2: So you start asking, hey man, Jessica, you know, she's single.
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Speaker 2: You talk black as a mother. She do duh-duh-duh in
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Speaker 2: the middle of her sentence.
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Speaker 1: It's 12, what's up? Duh-duh-duh, let's get it. What's happening? Woo-wee, woo-wee,
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Speaker 1: what's happening? Boop-bop, boop-bop, boop-bop, bam. Okay, Kendrick. How long
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Speaker 1: y'all been together? 16 years. Yeah, everybody shut the up.
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Speaker 2: This whole room was judging y'all love. 16 years of
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Speaker 2: cornrows and cornbread. And he's a special guy. I can
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Speaker 2: tell he's not full speed. He's just been nodding his
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Speaker 2: whole time. He's a little slow. All your bottom teeth
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Speaker 2: look like top teeth. I want to see you bite
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Speaker 2: an apple.
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Speaker 1: Them veneers? God damn. How many teeth you got? You're
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Speaker 1: only close to half.
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Speaker 2: 32?
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Speaker 1: This is a shark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hear that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Hear that?
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Speaker 1: Hand you back some corn right when you gave it
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Speaker 1: to him. Enjoy it. God damn. You want some corn?
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Speaker 1: God dang. Face that.
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Speaker 2: Do you do something in orthodontics or something? Ooh.
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Speaker 1: You want some of this to drink? Your voice is
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Speaker 1: raspy than a....
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Speaker 2: I just take care of myself, you know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 2: I'm taking care of myself. Based on your voice, I
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Speaker 2: don't know if you.
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Speaker 1: Really truly take care of yourself, sir. I should be
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Speaker 1: able to hear a note in that. You know what
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Speaker 1: I'm saying? I just, yeah, I eat ashtrays. You don't
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Speaker 1: drink or smoke? How you get your voice like that?
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Speaker 2: Why do you sound like an old ass uncle with
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Speaker 2: a pipe sitting on a porch?
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Speaker 1: You know what? Everybody can't hear you.
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Speaker 2: Just say anything into this microphone.
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Speaker 1: It's probably the food that I be eating. Look how
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Speaker 1: ashy his voice is. It's probably the food I'm eating. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I be eating.
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Speaker 2: Soul food made by a white woman, so this is
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Speaker 2: with my voice. She made me sweet potato pie with
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Speaker 2: real sweet potato.
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Speaker 1: No yams. I be.
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Speaker 2: Eating collard greens made out of cabbage greens.
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Speaker 1: It's with your voice. Y'all got good energy, though.
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Speaker 2: Like, that little 16 years, you can feel it, too. Like,
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Speaker 2: y'all comfortable? She got her arm around you.
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Speaker 1: Like, you got some good. That's crazy. Look, sometimes you
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Speaker 1: got to take it from them. I don't know what
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Speaker 1: you said. What'd you say, Jessica? Sometimes you got a
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Speaker 1: little spoon. I like that. She called you a little spoon, bro.
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Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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Speaker 3: He said she going to pay for that. I'ma bite
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Speaker 3: the shit out of her. Y'all got dude here now.
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Speaker 3: How many teeth you got, though? Have you ever felt
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Speaker 3: each one? You ever just put your finger on each.
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Speaker 2: Tooth and like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
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Speaker 2: You can have seven by the time you get to
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Speaker 2: the middle of the top. But I feel like you're
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Speaker 2: gonna have about 12 or 13. He said, I got
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Speaker 2: more than that.
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Speaker 1: I got down here. I'm a tooth-a-lot-a-saurus. Who was that?
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Speaker 2: It don't got to be like that. Whoever that is,
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Speaker 2: I hear the pain. I hear the pain and the
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Speaker 2: loneliness in your voice.
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Speaker 1: I know I don't got nobody. I need somebody, though.
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Speaker 1: God damn. I'm a matchmaker. We can find you somebody.
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Speaker 1: Are you single? Are you single? Stand up. Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh. Hey.
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Speaker 2: Hey. Hey.
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Speaker 1: Sit down. That baby drunk. You can sit back down, sugar.
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Speaker 1: Nobody gonna want.
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Speaker 1: It was good till you stumbled. Some dudes are like, oh,
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Speaker 1: she ready for me.
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Speaker 2: That's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for love.
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Speaker 2: You ready for love?
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Speaker 1: See, I like that. Strong women, they admit it.
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Speaker 2: They're like, I know what I need, and I will
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Speaker 2: say something out loud.
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Speaker 1: I have no shame. Let me see you stand up
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Speaker 1: with your little bantu knots. You got it on you, too.
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Speaker 1: You got a little diaper on as well. Got all
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Speaker 1: your teeth. Beautiful smile. Little cheekbones. Little button nose. Okay,
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Speaker 1: little leather jacket, little titties. Okay. Who you with? Is
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Speaker 1: this all family on the road? Hey, best friend. How
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Speaker 1: you doing?
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Speaker 2: She really single or she got money that ain't in town?
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Speaker 1: Best friend, be real.
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Speaker 2: Don't be using my powers from negative.
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Speaker 1: What's your name?
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Speaker 2: Chance.
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Speaker 1: All right, we're going to take a chance on love.
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Speaker 1: She said, I'm single, single. That's why I believe it.
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Speaker 2: That's it?
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. Let's get into this. Because there's
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Speaker 1: enough people in here, your husband might really be here. Okay?
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Speaker 1: Tell me five things physically about your dream man. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's the same lady. She keep talking to everybody that
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Speaker 1: don't want her. She talk to gay dudes. She talk
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Speaker 1: to you. She lost. She lost.
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Speaker 2: She's literally like, I'm just gonna keep saying I love
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Speaker 2: people until someone fucks me. It ain't gonna be Chance.
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Speaker 2: And it ain't gonna be Community Chess. That's the other
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Speaker 2: cards on Monopoly.
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Speaker 1: Now Chance, five things, physically only, physically, about your dream man.
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Speaker 1: Six foot or taller. Gotta have nice teeth. You like
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Speaker 1: your men black. How black? Like, God damn. You know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying? It's people that dark. You be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're beautiful, sir. God damn. How black? You
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Speaker 1: are darker or just black?
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Speaker 2: Just as long as they just woke.
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Speaker 1: So they can be mixed. Mixed is black. Oh, you
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Speaker 1: want black and black and then black.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she's trying to say. So the African diaspora,
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Speaker 2: that's what you want? Okay, and what else you like?
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, white man, I tried, but.
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Speaker 3: She's really stuck on this black, black, black.
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Speaker 1: Okay, what else? What? That's it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 1: You got a lot of.
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Speaker 2: Okay, now tell me, but before we get into his possessions,
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Speaker 2: matter of fact, yeah, let's get into them.
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Speaker 1: Five things that he got, that he got to have. Job, car.
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Speaker 1: That's it? Job and a car? Okay. Everybody gave up already?
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Speaker 2: The Nigerian like, uh-oh, no, she not going to have,
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Speaker 2: she will not have him.
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Speaker 1: What about his personality? Five things about his personality. Who
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Speaker 1: he is. Funny. What else? Okay, good personality. What else?
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Speaker 1: That's it. Relationship with God. Respect his mom. Family man. Caring. Loving. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes personality is just... You know what I mean? Trying
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Speaker 1: to get you some longevity. You know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 2: So stand up one more time. And this time when
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Speaker 2: you spin, do it real slow and make your sexy face.
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Speaker 2: Tighten up. Tighten up.
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Speaker 1: Hey, hey. Tighten up. Put your arm. No, no, no. No.
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Speaker 1: Put your arms down. Put your tongue in your mouth.
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Speaker 1: And just be sexy. You ready? Take your time. Don't
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Speaker 1: nobody want no good. Tighten up. Tighten up. Right there.
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Speaker 1: Hold that. You can smile, but just don't go, I
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Speaker 1: saw you. You ready? All right, hit him with that
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Speaker 1: slow turn, baby. How does it feel?
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Speaker 2: You're prettier than a. Somebody gonna snatch your ass up. Fellas,
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Speaker 2: clap two times if you're interested. Right there, right there.
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Speaker 2: He with his woman, sir. He literally with his girl.
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Speaker 2: clapped all on her head. She's like, Dorian, I told
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Speaker 2: you it's over.
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Speaker 1: So you are not eligible. You're literally with your queen. No?
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Speaker 1: Who is that?
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Speaker 2: You don't even know her? Okay, when we said physical,
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Speaker 2: you didn't say nothing about being in shape. As a
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Speaker 2: fat dude, I listen.
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Speaker 1: Spin around, team. Yeah, you built bad. All right, stay up,
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Speaker 1: stay up, man up, stay up. She says you. That's
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Speaker 1: that big dog right there. You the bruhs. There's some
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Speaker 1: bruhs upstairs?
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Speaker 3: Ay-ya, ay-ya.
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Speaker 2: Two, Kyle Bob, a spring 03, deuce dog, tail dog,
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Speaker 2: make your mammy say, ay-ya, ay-ya, dog.
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Speaker 1: Are you a Q or are you an Omega man now? No, no.
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Speaker 2: Have you transitioned into being a good man? Because Omega
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Speaker 2: men don't cheat.
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Speaker 1: No, no. Black men cheat. Omega men don't. What do
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Speaker 1: you do for a living? Law enforcement. Hold on. I
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Speaker 1: don't know why y'all, but we need more of him.
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Speaker 1: What are you? Hold on. Hold on. Hold up. Wait,
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Speaker 1: don't ask. She say, what do you mean?
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Speaker 2: What department you work at? Are you the police too?
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Speaker 2: Your best friend already not like the police. I'm not
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Speaker 2: going no further. I want y'all to make a little
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Speaker 2: police baby.
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Speaker 1: Come right here. Come here, Q. Right here. Get your
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Speaker 1: ass out. Come on. Come right here. Wait right there, team.
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Speaker 1: Wait right there. Wait right there. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: We hugging. We hugging. I want to see y'all energy.
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Speaker 2: Hug her.
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Speaker 1: Get her phone number right now as we speak. Put
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Speaker 1: your number in her phone right now. Put your number
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Speaker 1: in her phone right now. Big back ass nigga. You
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Speaker 1: done found your wife. What's up, Mr. Police? Like a
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Speaker 1: cop car. He was like.
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Speaker 2: Big back brother. Big back big back. And that's how
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Speaker 2: it is. That's how it works.
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Speaker 1: We find some love. All right, let's go to the
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Speaker 1: deaf brother with the poof on his head. Now, this
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Speaker 1: is what I want you to do.
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Speaker 2: When he's signed to you, you got to turn to
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Speaker 2: me and say it because I don't know what his
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Speaker 2: hands are saying.
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Speaker 1: What's your name? Chris? That's how you say that?
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Speaker 2: You got to do your fingers like that?
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Speaker 1: Stop before you blind somebody. And Chris, what do you
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Speaker 1: do for a living? You're a football coach? Omaha! Omaha!
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Speaker 1: So you do, is everybody deaf on the football team? Yes,
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Speaker 1: it's a deaf football team? How do they know when
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Speaker 1: to stop playing? You can't hear the whistle, how do
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Speaker 1: you know when to stop? They silently communicate? How? But
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Speaker 1: what's the signal for the play is over? This? But
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Speaker 1: what if you ain't looking? Everybody looking.
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Speaker 2: Are there more referees at y'all games than our games?
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Speaker 1: How many referees y'all got? Seventy? Oh, seven. Are y'all winners?
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Speaker 1: Y'all been winning? Y'all undefeated? Two-year straight champions. I'll play
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Speaker 1: teams that, uh, what's the right way to say it?
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Speaker 1: Can't hear, just don't feel right. Hearing, you play hearing teams?
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Speaker 1: I'll drown my son. You don't, you got me taking you.
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Speaker 2: To practice every goddamn day, Monday through Saturday to get
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Speaker 2: out here and lose to 11, you got me. Uh....
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Speaker 1: I don't give a... He can't hear me. I'm saying
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Stop. Hey, stop. You stop. Put your
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Speaker 1: hands in your pockets. Put your goddamn hands in your pockets. No,
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Speaker 1: they ain't gonna tell him. Put your hands in your pockets.
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Speaker 1: I'll be mad. I've been working all goddamn day. You
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Speaker 1: got me standing out here. I'm cutting up orange. I'm
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Speaker 1: a team dad. You got me. I can't even hear hike.
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Speaker 2: You know what would be awesome though, if there was really,
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Speaker 2: is there deaf players in the NFL already?
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Speaker 3: Almost?
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Speaker 1: There was somebody? Hold on, give me the other. We
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Speaker 1: need both of y'all. Walker for Denver? What position? Defense. Man,
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Speaker 1: that's amazing. You learn something every day. I'm talking, but
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Speaker 1: this is fucking amazing. A deaf player in the NFL
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Speaker 1: on defense.
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Speaker 2: He don't never jump off sides. You can't get him.
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Speaker 2: Fourth and one, quarterback doing everything he can.
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Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut! Hut, hut, hut!
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Speaker 1: Walker like... Come on! You're amazing, Chris. That's absolutely amazing, man. Outstanding.
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Speaker 1: This your girlfriend? That's your wife?
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Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 1: Hell yeah. You asked her to marry you, you're like,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have to stop. I have to stop, Trent.
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Speaker 1: Nobody's going to stop me. They're just going to let
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Speaker 1: me dig my own little... How long y'all been married?
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Speaker 1: 11 years. Oh. That's a long ass time. Uh-oh. Oh,
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Speaker 1: here you go with the excuses.
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Speaker 2: He definitely, well, actually, technically, we were just for 11 years,
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Speaker 2: and now I had to get serious, because she's like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I take all your hearing aids, so then I had
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Speaker 2: to get it, I had to get down with.
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Speaker 1: It, you know what I'm saying? I was just, you
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Speaker 1: feel me? You know what I'm saying? Men be having excuses,
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Speaker 1: deaf or not. So, you're married 11 years or not.
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Speaker 1: You can't see who? He right there.
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Speaker 2: I don't got somebody for blind people. I'm already overwhelmed
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Speaker 2: with this. Somebody said, we can't see him.
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Speaker 1: You can't see him. Oh, is it because the old
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Speaker 1: boy in the front? Washington, D.C. He's beautiful, sir. I
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Speaker 1: don't even know what he said. Oh, my God. We
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Speaker 1: got to move on. Somebody up there is a piece
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Speaker 1: of shit. This next one is going to take some
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Speaker 1: honesty out of y'all.
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Speaker 2: Are there any men who love life as in shambles?
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Speaker 2: But you ready for an honest shot at love? Now,
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Speaker 2: I don't want no ashy-ass, bitter woman pointing out no man.
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Speaker 1: You, sir? You single? Who is she? Your friend? You what?
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Speaker 1: You painted her house? For how much? For free?
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Speaker 2: No, you trying to get that? You ever painted a
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Speaker 2: house before? I painted one wall and was like, I
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Speaker 2: need to go to Home Depot and get one from outside.
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Speaker 2: I'm about to get carpal tunnel. It was a roller
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Speaker 2: for me.
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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, dang.
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Speaker 2: You did a whole house? I know you trying. I'm
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Speaker 2: not even going to get in the way. Matter of fact, ma'am,
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Speaker 2: give me later on tonight. Don't look at me crazy.
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Speaker 1: You know he won't. You an asshole for denying him that.
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Speaker 1: At least show it to him. Can he see it?
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Speaker 1: God damn. Just be like, look. And then close it.
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Speaker 1: He'll paint your barn too. He'll be out there painting again.
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Speaker 1: He'll paint your car. He'll paint your toes. He'll paint
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Speaker 1: the other dude's nails. He'll paint them again.
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Speaker 2: So you're not eligible because you're chasing her too hard.
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Speaker 2: And your body language would suggest you still like her.
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Speaker 2: You're leaning all the way into her. I know what
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about, sir. You can keep acting like you're not,
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Speaker 2: but if tonight she got drunk, crawled across your kitchen.
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Speaker 1: Your bathroom, your bedroom, butt-ass naked with her booty up,
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Speaker 1: you can be like, uh.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to pay me for any paint, thank you. Ma'am,
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Speaker 1: you're f * * * ing up. This is the
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Speaker 1: type of man you need to give a chance to.
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Speaker 1: He painted a whole house for you. For free. How
28:46
Speaker 1: much does that cost? You're the electrician. How much is
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Speaker 1: that to get the whole house painted? Ten grand? You
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Speaker 1: didn't even know it was worth that much. And it
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Speaker 1: was raining and it was dark and it was cold.
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Speaker 1: You should get with him. That's the type of dude
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Speaker 1: that'll love you for real. See, women be picking the wrong.
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Speaker 1: You need to pick him. He painted a whole house.
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Speaker 1: And you was inside of it with a. You got
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Speaker 1: that paint your house looking in the window like. I
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Speaker 1: should just leave it halfway. Give him a chance, man.