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Whackhead Prank: You don't mess with a man's Audi · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna call a car guy a car guy,
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  Speaker 1: a mechanic, no car owner.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh, like a lover of cars, but.
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  Speaker 1: One brand in particular. You know those single brand car people. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: those people. So he's a he's.
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  Speaker 2: An Audi guy, has been for years.
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  Speaker 1: Great car, fantastic car, world loss car.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's usually with the German brand.
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  Speaker 2: It's always a German brand. W Yes.
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  Speaker 1: No, But they don't say that because you say, what
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  Speaker 1: car do you drive? They don't say I drive an Audi.
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  Speaker 1: It's I drive Audi.
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  Speaker 2: It's a difference. There's a difference. I don't drive an Audi.
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  Speaker 2: Don't Toyota guy?
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  Speaker 3: Are people making noise about toyotas you?
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  Speaker 1: I feel as though those Toyota they follow up with
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  Speaker 1: this thing's gonna go for a million?
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  Speaker 2: No, a right, this thing is just thing.
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  Speaker 1: But but that's the Japanese philosophy of making motor vehicles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Japanese philosophy is we make motor vehicles that you
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  Speaker 1: can pass down to your children.
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  Speaker 2: What a philosophy that is.
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  Speaker 3: My dad had his venture for years until the scavenger's
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  Speaker 3: got it. So yes, you may have it for years
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  Speaker 3: and unless someone evil comes and takes it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the time when those ventures they were zicking
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  Speaker 1: them as the taxis.
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  Speaker 2: Taking them across the border. Yeah ri ip.
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  Speaker 1: So so so you do get your loyalists, your one
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  Speaker 1: core ah. You know, my dad drove it and my
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  Speaker 1: grandfather drove an Adi. You know, so he's one of
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  Speaker 1: these guys. You could not be seen dead in another brand.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen this, I've done. I've done a prank before,
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  Speaker 1: and a guarden his BMW BMW loyalist.
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  Speaker 2: And then of course remember the Porsche.
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  Speaker 3: How can we forget that was dramatic, that was a
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  Speaker 3: loud one.
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  Speaker 1: So now we so it's interesting to hear the different
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  Speaker 1: people and their reactions. Okay, so this is what an
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  Speaker 1: Audi driva sounds like. Young body, just just pause that
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  Speaker 1: you are now an Audi driver.
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  Speaker 2: Crank. So this is this is this is what I want.
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  Speaker 3: What I wanted to say is let not one person
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  Speaker 3: now represent an entire group of.
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  Speaker 2: People, you know, an entire cohort. Correct, Yes, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Hi got all young bords from South Africa. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing so good? Thank you sir. I'm just finding
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  Speaker 1: a connection with a car that you took ownership of
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  Speaker 1: recently there has been a problem with this batch of
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  Speaker 1: cars that you basically said, the problem is that we
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  Speaker 1: need to recall all the cars from the batch.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious. There's been a problem with.
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  Speaker 1: The wiring and the interior underneath the bonnets, and there
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  Speaker 1: have been a few cars that they've shorted at and
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  Speaker 1: one has actually ended up in flames. Okay, so when
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  Speaker 1: we'll be the sooners that you could take your car
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  Speaker 1: to your nearest branch.
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  Speaker 3: I can do it tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are you for real? Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Would you be needing a courtesy cars for sure? Can
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  Speaker 1: you just give me obviously? I'm sure you can understand
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  Speaker 1: that there are quite a few vehicles that have been returned,
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  Speaker 1: so courtesy cars are quite scarce at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: You know what your problems not mine?
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  Speaker 1: I need a car. I really can't be Yes, sir, sir,
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  Speaker 1: we okay, but then getting me a car for.
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: Can you not borrow your wife's car? How it going
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  Speaker 1: to work? You're recording my car and then work?
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  Speaker 2: How long does it take? So it could take up
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  Speaker 2: to three months because of the backlog. You I take
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  Speaker 2: my car tomorrow, it's going to attack three months to
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  Speaker 2: a new car or another.
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  Speaker 1: Car, Yes, sir, No, sorry, we can't have you driving
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  Speaker 1: the car because these cars have been known to spontaneously combust.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me a quickly your details, you what you say,
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  Speaker 1: your name, and your sinner. Sorry, I've listened. I've got
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  Speaker 1: good news for you. I have found a car for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I have. So that's great news.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I hope that that solves your problem. That
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  Speaker 1: does I better't mind driving, and you know who must
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  Speaker 1: I'm driving? You know, so it's that or I've got
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  Speaker 1: a nineteen eighty one died it's actually the Mechanic Star.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way I'm driving.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm not going to you.
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  Speaker 4: You know you must be joking.
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  Speaker 1: There is no way to death.
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  Speaker 2: Trip tomorrow morning? On what time should I say?
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  Speaker 1: There's no way? So do you want to You're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, being a death trip. So you are now
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  Speaker 1: driving a death trap.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine, this one because the best thing blows up,
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  Speaker 3: at least my insurance.
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  Speaker 1: Will play out.
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  Speaker 2: So that is the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I've informed you of the problem, your insurance
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  Speaker 1: is no longer covered.
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  Speaker 4: No, I am definitely I work for insurance company.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be you're talking.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, I work for insurance company. I know what
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  Speaker 3: goes on.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually wicked. I'm forgulable, you bastards.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's not as agro as the Porsche and so politely
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  Speaker 1: exactly all the BMW. The Porsche took the cake, then
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  Speaker 1: BMW then so good people.
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  Speaker 3: You know he represented as well, you.
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  Speaker 2: Good people, good people. Now REMI you're a v W.
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no, I've changed. I am now Hyundai.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm child super chilled.
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  Speaker 3: But no one has anything really bad to say about.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: But my friend last week also also on the on
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  Speaker 4: the prank. He's also a certain driver. I mean he
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  Speaker 4: was very very loud with a number. Yeah he dies
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 2: Curious.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe there's a new breed of hundaid.
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  Speaker 2: Generation.
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  Speaker 4: Please let me let's not let you represent us guys.
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  Speaker 2: No, rather me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see it as much.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder how the jet tour drive. Oh yeah, cherry.
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  Speaker 3: But the loveliest people, the jac the loveliest people.
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  Speaker 2: Of w only no once you prank true, all right.
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  Speaker 1: We'll send them my way there at KFM dot.
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  Speaker 3: Brank our KFM crew proud drivers of the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, the wills are spinning.
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  Speaker 4: I can see the eyes going.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I would, I would love it, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: would do anything to drive it.
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  Speaker 4: You know again, Yeah, I haven't seen one another would
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  Speaker 4: but you're very nostalgic.
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  Speaker 2: But it'll pass. Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: Well next, next, I want to listen fourteen hundred Bucky,
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