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Beard Laws Episode 16 - Live From Florida · Stay Outta My Fridge

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: We're live. There's nobody here yet. Let's see if anybody
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  Speaker 1: shows up.
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  Speaker 2: See how many people were anxiously waiting. I'm gonna watch
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  Speaker 2: the eyeball.
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  Speaker 1: That's what right?
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  Speaker 3: Yere yes?
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  Speaker 1: Now we got two?
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  Speaker 4: Ay ay. It's basically about how many people on a
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  Speaker 4: Thursday night at nine o'clock as usual aren't watching something
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  Speaker 4: important and watching us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there's a huge storm coming up, So
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  Speaker 1: which is more important?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like people should just be watching it because
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  Speaker 2: the snowstorm's coming up.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: There's no there's no snowstorm down here in sunny flow Rider.
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  Speaker 3: Fact.
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  Speaker 1: That's facts. In fact, somebody was in here in that left.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a heart. Thanks, thanks for giving us a heart?
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  Speaker 3: Is that meg?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going everybody with Beard Low sixteen. Beard Law sixteen.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: A beard is not an accessory of faces. Welcome everybody
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  Speaker 2: to Beard Loss Podcast, episode sixteen. We have another mediocre
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  Speaker 2: episode lined up for you, guys. I'm coming to you
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  Speaker 2: live from flow Rider. So sorry if there's any quality issues.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry if the episode isn't as good. I'm sorry that
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  Speaker 2: you have to look at this guy when he's not
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  Speaker 2: like right back to but he's over there.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird because he's this way, but it's actually
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  Speaker 1: the wall, so it's it's weird for me, but it looks.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm looking at him. So thank you guys for
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  Speaker 2: coming back. Everybody that's been here, all thirteen of you
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  Speaker 2: and comes up.
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  Speaker 1: With a couple of hard and uh and wonder the
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  Speaker 1: funk at that he's back? What's that like? Five in
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  Speaker 1: a row?
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  Speaker 4: Five I was gonna I was gonna do in Spanish
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  Speaker 4: or friends, but I forgot both of them.
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  Speaker 1: Five is think out, yes, I fact.
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  Speaker 2: But what's gonna happen when you get past ten and
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  Speaker 2: you run out of fingers to come?
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  Speaker 1: How's that gonna work?
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: Let's call the winning streak?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Oh Nick.
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  Speaker 2: As always, we're gonna have the what's my beard comment,
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have your my thoughts, We're gonna have beer news,
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  Speaker 2: probably not gonna have Greg for two beards. One record
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  Speaker 2: segment again. I did go to a record store today
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  Speaker 2: that was pretty cool, and we'll talk about it and
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  Speaker 2: potentially a Q and eight to finishings up. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: try to do a little bit of a quicker episode
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  Speaker 2: as we are live from Floorider. I just keep saying
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  Speaker 2: floor DA because I feel like it's cooler to say
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  Speaker 2: than Florida. So don't anybody's from there get offended.
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  Speaker 1: So uh hopefully guys, that's a great question.
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  Speaker 4: It makes you sound younger when yeah instead of Florida, like.
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  Speaker 1: An yeah, And there's nothing wrong with old people.
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  Speaker 4: Now there's old people support the reason I can go
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  Speaker 4: down there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said it, not me. It's Logan at your
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  Speaker 1: loss dot com. If you have any complaints about old
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  Speaker 1: him saying old people.
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  Speaker 2: So just a quick thing, quick reminder for anybody that's
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  Speaker 2: listening on a podcast if you're confused about some of
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  Speaker 2: the things that we say, and we're.
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  Speaker 1: On saying hey, look get over here, I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: a wall.
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  Speaker 2: We are live on Facebook dot com slash Official Bear
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  Speaker 2: Laws every Thursday, nine pm Eastern Standard Logan time.
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  Speaker 1: Eastern Standard Logan time.
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you never know when Logan's going to show up,
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  Speaker 1: so he has his own time. No, pretty honored man,
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: It's not official like Eastern Standard time and stuff yet,
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  Speaker 2: but we're putting in the copy right. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: try to make this official. So if you hear the audio,
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  Speaker 2: you hear all of this on the podcast. That's what
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about, So feel free to continue to check
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  Speaker 2: it out. In every episode going forward except for this one.
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  Speaker 2: You can actually go to Beard laws dot com. You
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  Speaker 2: don't even need a Facebook account, and we'll be live
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  Speaker 2: on there. I just didn't have a chance to do
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  Speaker 2: it because we're in a low ride. Also, if you're
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  Speaker 2: viewing through a watch party on Facebook, we cannot see
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  Speaker 2: your comments.
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  Speaker 1: Go head on over to the actual Bear Loss page.
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  Speaker 1: Quit the video tab and click the video inside of that,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can you can actually see the so
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  Speaker 1: we can get you featured on there. We think you
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  Speaker 1: anything else to say? For sure? We get this going.
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  Speaker 1: We've got some highs. Let's let's feature some comments. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get it going.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get it going.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Very, Hi, Mia, what's up? Charie? My mom's here
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  Speaker 1: talking smack about the Beard. Aaron's here, What an amazing guy.
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  Speaker 1: Meg's in the house.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Joy, I love you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna get this going, Logan said, he
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  Speaker 2: loves you, mom. So just a quick thing about Beard
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  Speaker 2: Loves Update. We TVs are still going up. They're not
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  Speaker 2: finished yet.
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  Speaker 1: Once they are, I'm gonna do a video so everybody
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  Speaker 1: can see it and I'll make sure to put it
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  Speaker 1: on not only Facebook, Instagram, all the social media's things
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  Speaker 1: are looking good, things are promising, So if anybody has
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  Speaker 1: an update, anybody has a.
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  Speaker 2: Picture that works over there, or you are a patient,
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: feel free to email at Matt at beard bloss dot com.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Also a couple of new cool things on beard if
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: you check it out. There is a new Galaxy hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: It is an all over print or aop hoodie. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a purple star pattern with the beard Law's logo.
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  Speaker 1: If that's really amazing, Meg actually has one and we've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of positive feedback from it, so if
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: you are willing to get one of those, over to
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: beard laws dot com check it out. Also with one
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  Speaker 1: of the works of creating reusable quote bags because in
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: New York and many other states they're banning plastic bags.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: So in the process of getting those more details to come.
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  Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day is coming up as well, and I
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  Speaker 1: have a very cool logo and I'm gonna have some
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  Speaker 1: merchandise for Saint Patrick's Day. So if you're looking for
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: a green Amazing shirt, hold off, don't buy one yet
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  Speaker 1: everbeard laws dot com.
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  Speaker 2: In just a couple of weeks, so you have plenty
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  Speaker 2: of time to get your order in and check it out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do T shirts, puddies, and I think long
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  Speaker 2: sleep because you never know how warmer.
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  Speaker 1: Could it's going to be, especially where we live in
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  Speaker 1: New York. We're lying from Florida. So a couple of
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  Speaker 1: things from Beard Laws that's coming up to stay that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Logan, Yeah, did you know that Chuck Norris in
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  Speaker 2: Great Fresh Parmesan Cheese with his.
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  Speaker 3: Beard kind of figured it? I guess, oh, you.
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  Speaker 1: Just figured randomly. You're gonna act like you knew that, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, trip whatever show.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucking Chuck North.
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  Speaker 1: True. Let's throw out the old hidden question. You said
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  Speaker 1: you had one, right, I.
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  Speaker 5: Do hidden ooh ooh, didn't question? What is Logan's favorite band?
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  Speaker 5: If you watch the whole episode you will find out?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you should If you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I should be watching his band. So if you
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  Speaker 1: know the answer, what is Logan's favorite band? If you
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  Speaker 1: don't know, now, stay tuned for a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: If you do know, email Mattatpeard Laws dot or Logan
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  Speaker 2: at beard Laws.
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  Speaker 1: Dot com for the answer. You'll be randomly.
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  Speaker 2: Selected for a prize of our choice. We're still cycling
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  Speaker 2: through the winner from last week. We had about ten
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  Speaker 2: to fifteen correct answers, so we're gonna get those. We'll
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  Speaker 2: contact the winner and we'll send we'll send the prize.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, did speaking a squeak? Did? Did squeak find his
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  Speaker 3: present yet? This prize?
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  Speaker 1: Did you find a squeak yet? Squeak couldn't make it
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  Speaker 1: last week? So do we give him a free pass
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  Speaker 1: or no?
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  Speaker 3: No? I saw him sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to make a bed, okay, Uncle Mike, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's my bed and flow righter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to make it. There's flamingos on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really cool bed. It's on wheels.
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  Speaker 3: Squeak still found it?
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  Speaker 1: Squeak, we haven't found it. Did you check really hard?
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  Speaker 1: Like under your beard and everything?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Is he even? Is he even looking now?
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  Speaker 1: Are you even looking now?
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  Speaker 4: He's waiting for a free show of squeakers, bros.
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  Speaker 1: No, not happened, Bud, It's not gonna happen. No, we
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  Speaker 1: should have gave him your gallbladder. He seemed to have
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  Speaker 1: lost his Sorry, is that you lost it? I don't know, world.
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  Speaker 1: You could put it, but.
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  Speaker 3: Running, squeak, he no longer has a gall bladder.
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  Speaker 1: He's not aware it is.
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  Speaker 3: He's looking smelt by.
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  Speaker 1: The way he's looking. What spelt he smelt?
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  Speaker 3: No, not smelt.
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  Speaker 4: Smelting is something completely different than spelt. S the E
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  Speaker 4: L T spelt trim solid.
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  Speaker 1: He spelt gallbladder.
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  Speaker 3: Helps m He lost weight, is what I'm saying. He
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  Speaker 3: last weight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good for you, bladder.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, squeak says too soon. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Too soon, too soon? Well, if you do a double
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  Speaker 1: too soon, does that mean it's not too soon?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a double negative.
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  Speaker 1: We got them five five. We practiced that off off offline, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty good, right, it's getting there. Whoa, that's
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: that's sad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, wait, that isn't a coffee cup. No, there's no
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  Speaker 1: coffee apparently in flow Rider. I don't know you lived here.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: He's got a coffee cup. That says, well, it's not
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: a coffee cup either, but it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, later on we'll get to what this is.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Oh you should that's that's a good story. Brian will
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  Speaker 2: be asleep for that.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta get my beer. I gotta get my beer.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: Lower so I don't drop it onto my computer.
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  Speaker 2: So let's go to the what's in my beard segment?
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: I just got to click this fancy little where is it?
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  Speaker 2: That's not it, that's not it, that's not it. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna throw this out here because this is well, make
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  Speaker 2: sure to check us out.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. That looks official like ESPN.
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  Speaker 3: Does look official like ESPN?
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  Speaker 1: Where is the here it is?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't update it all right? So you you tell
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  Speaker 1: him something funny.
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  Speaker 3: Tell him something funny, something funny.
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  Speaker 4: I won't name names, because well, I'm not that kind
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  Speaker 4: of guy, but I had a friend today who accidentally
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: got some icy hot on his balls. Well, how does
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  Speaker 4: it even happen while drying himself after a shower?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow, hopefully they've they've been on here before.
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  Speaker 4: If he wants to tell this story, this is definitely
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  Speaker 4: a story we're telling, even if he sends it by
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  Speaker 4: text or says logan, tell the story, I will tell it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if they want to come in live
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  Speaker 2: on the interview for the story, we could do like
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  Speaker 2: a breaking news send an invite. So, whoever this person is,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to talk about the unfortunate situation that
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  Speaker 2: was the icy Hot incident.
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  Speaker 1: Of twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Me in tears today. It's great, but.
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  Speaker 1: Today were in tears too. At least we know it's
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  Speaker 1: a boy spoiler, all right, So let's go. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: what's in my beard?
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  Speaker 3: Look at the comments.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to transition over. Tell the story.
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  Speaker 3: Tell the story out a boy, a boy.
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  Speaker 2: Tell the story. The story is great. Okay, interrupt this
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  Speaker 2: program for breaking news, the breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any this just in, okay, So I'll
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  Speaker 4: do a quick story about my friend John. John goes
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  Speaker 4: takes a shower this morning. Okay, Uh, wifey has had
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  Speaker 4: some neck and back problems. Has been using the icy
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  Speaker 4: hot as we all have for neck, back and whatever problems.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So John gets out of the shower and says, ah,
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  Speaker 3: forgot my towel. Rhaps a towel.
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  Speaker 4: He's drying it all right, drying it all, goes upstairs,
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  Speaker 4: gets ready to get dressed, and realizes that, hey, hey, feel.
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  Speaker 3: A little icy hot here being a little a little cool,
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  Speaker 3: little hot.
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  Speaker 4: At the same time, and then it starts to just
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  Speaker 4: sink in, right, and he's like, now he's a little
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  Speaker 4: upset about about the feeling that he has in his undercarriage.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. And so he calls up the wife and says, hey,
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: did you buy any chance.
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  Speaker 4: Wipe your hands off on the on the towel this morning?
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, yep, sure did. Within a few minutes,
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  Speaker 4: he is seconds away from calling into work because his
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  Speaker 4: balls are on fire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was more hot than icy, I take it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we've all had the icy hot.
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  Speaker 4: If you played soccer, played the sports in high school,
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  Speaker 4: you all have to think. But when you're a grown
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  Speaker 4: ass man and not expecting this and you have to
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  Speaker 4: be to work in a few minutes, this is all right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a grown ass man, but I had the
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  Speaker 3: icy hot in soccer.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways. Uh, that's gotta be the most uncomfortable thing. He's like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I was seconds away from calling into work. That's great,
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  Speaker 4: that's a great story.
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  Speaker 1: I would you have called it?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: All right, John, what would you have told your boss
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  Speaker 2: the reason for calling in? Would you have would you
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  Speaker 2: have told him the real truth? Or would have you
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  Speaker 2: kind of like, uh, kid, if.
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  Speaker 4: He calls her, if he had called in, she would
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  Speaker 4: have believed it if if I had done that, and
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  Speaker 4: she and and called her the boss who we have
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  Speaker 4: to call. She would have been like, first off, just
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  Speaker 4: another excuse, because that's probably how she thinks to me,
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  Speaker 4: which is okay, which I don't make. I just I
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  Speaker 4: just live a random morning every day. But at the
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  Speaker 4: same time, like that's a lit Oh, yes, the frozen piece.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny, the frozen piece.
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  Speaker 4: He had to put frozen peas on his sack.
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  Speaker 1: Let me guess what you had for lunch?
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  Speaker 3: I did not have today. Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Although if John had brought that frozen bag of peas in,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I would have eaten it for lunch because I love peace.
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  Speaker 1: John did you eat the peace?
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  Speaker 3: John probably did tonight for dinner.
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  Speaker 1: John did the peace? Wow. And that concludes breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'd like to thank John Wilson and
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  Speaker 4: Sharing for sharing that story.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, don't try to one up next week
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  Speaker 2: that that might be that might be sad for you.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh wow, speaking of peas, because peas is food, why.
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  Speaker 2: Don't we transition to what's in my beard? I think
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  Speaker 2: I spelled the wrong.
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  Speaker 1: There's no peas in there, but we oh, we can
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  Speaker 1: get rid of breaking news. There's no more breaking.
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  Speaker 2: News, so down here in Flo Rida, we had a
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  Speaker 2: place called Anchors Bar and Grill, and I had a
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  Speaker 2: pretty unique burger that my uncle Mike still can't believe
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: that I ate. And it was a peanut butter and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: jelly burger. It comes with hola pinos, which I skipped
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  Speaker 2: out because well, I didn't want a hot incident.
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  Speaker 1: And it came with onions and geez, I don't remember,
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  Speaker 1: but I had peanut butter and jelly and it was
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  Speaker 1: a hamburger.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: And yeah, everybody was looking at me like you I'm
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: gonna tell you what it was amazing? Is anybody else
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  Speaker 2: here had a peanut butter and jelly hamburger. I can't
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  Speaker 2: be the first and the only one.
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  Speaker 1: It was good. It was really good. Of a circle.
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  Speaker 1: Some fries. Shout out Cisco for the frozen fries or
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: definitely Cisco fry, not a great French fry and not
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: a terrible French fry. Peanut butter and jelly burger.
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  Speaker 2: And then my poor Mike, he had uh we had
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  Speaker 2: it was like a really hot chicken and it was
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  Speaker 2: really hot, and I told him he couldn't have his
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  Speaker 2: dessert until he finished his meal. And like a good boy,
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  Speaker 2: he finished his meal, and I'm sure he had a
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  Speaker 2: terrible mid afternoon experience, but he.
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  Speaker 1: Had a good, mediocre key line pie. So there's that.
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  Speaker 1: Does anybody else let me check the chance anbody else
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  Speaker 1: had a peanut butter and jelly.
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  Speaker 2: He told me to use frozen hamburger. Somebody hates peas. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: John hates him, so he wasn't eating them.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Shaved the beer.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: No, don't shave it. That's enough out of you. Can
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I fit my beard?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I bet you a lot? Okay? I had peanut butter burger.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: See all right, how was it, Michelle? It was pretty good? Right?
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Look at look at Sherry's last post posts that that's
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: a good update too.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Uh oh here, yeah, yes, all the TVs are up
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  Speaker 1: and running nice, awesome. I gotta get over there when
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I get back from flow Rider, and we'll do a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: video and everything and hopefully they look awesome and they
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: sound good. And uh, there's potential of extra funding that
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: has came in, and there's a couple other ideas that
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I want to do to help make the patients a
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: little easier. So we'll keep you guys updated on that
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: nice sweet We can't have it. You had peanut butter
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: and jelly chicken wings, those would be pretty good. A
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: donut burger, what.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Place donuts to?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: What?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I want to try one of them? I want that
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: in my beard.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know so so yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: So, if you guys are ever anywhere near somewhere that
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: has a peanuter and jelly burger and don't do your
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: but noises, you pretty much only need things on a
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: kid's many.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Grilled cheeses, under French fries, potato skins, potato anything.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I don't have the coronavirus. Got me this spark Kids menu.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, peanut butter, No, no't.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't people tell you to not like well, like something,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: try things, try new things. I don't know. There's something
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: saying like that that your mom's supposed to say.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: We call it a no thank you bite in our
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: family now because we're progressive. Uh no no thank you bite.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: If they don't want it, We're like, I have a
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: no thank you bite and if you don't like it,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: no thank you, which is all right, mas. Let me
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: they try some new things, but quite honestly saying, I'm.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: No f and way to any of those bites. Although
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: now I do like onions. I like onions. Now, I
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: didn't used to a couple years ago.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, congratulations on the onions.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I'm a big boy now, buddy.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Do you put onions in your peas?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't mind it. Caramelized, caramelized onions.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: And caramelized or caramelized.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Now you got me thinking that's nothing dark.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Logan, All right, that's we're settling. Logan is gonna cook
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: some PPJ burgers for lunch tomorrow, work listen, gonna record it, and.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna put it on the episode next week. And
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: everybody in the shop has to take one bite. But
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I recommend a guy that has the cold sorees goes
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the lamps looking out for you guys if there's anybody,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: and there's not even but anybody there but just my
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: two cents. A lot of things in my day, it's
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: just I was normal caring. Sharing is caring, but not
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: in those were.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: You couldn't pay me. Okay, I pulled this this prank
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: before you could pay me a million dollars. All right,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: someone gives me a hundred bucks.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Over, someone gives me a hundred bucks, I might eat
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Other than that one hundred dollars for a peanut butter
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and jelly sandwich.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I hate, I hate peanut butter, peanut butter and mayonnaise.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Yep, here's.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: That would be pretty good.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna move on from the what's my
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: beard because we can you can probably talk about this, hey, Logan, Yes,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I have a buddy who's a rugged ex marine with
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: a Sultan pepper beard.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You could say he's the seasoned veteran.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh nothing, Wow, that's pretty good.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Right, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Uh, we need to we need a band. Just stop
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: to the side, like Conan or any of those guys.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Just like maybe our kids will be in our band
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: in a couple of years if we continue to do this,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: they will just be.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: They will be our laughing band.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool with this. It's not the weirdest thing ever.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It was really good. And I know you take a bike,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Logan will take it. One hundred dollars. All right, let's
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: do featured Beard of the Day. I got a banner
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: for this.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: The future Beer of the Day is Eric Weddle from
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the Baltimore Ravens, who recently announced his retirement from the
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: NFL after thirteen seasons, Eric was a not Eric Mitchell.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Eric Weddle was a six time Pro Bowl.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I had some notes. I haven't found them yet, so
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: bear with me. In an epic beer.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I think I think actually Logan has a picture of it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Were it's just on my phone to apologize folks.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: And Matt usually does all this stuff, but that right there, yeah, Beard.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So Eric Weddle was the big bearded safety.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: He was a patrol man, flying about in the secondary,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: spearing receivers and swatting a wave pigskins, stepping up in
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: the run and blowing up ball carriers. Pro Bowl nods
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: in the last nine season, he was a two team
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: first team All Pro and led the NFL with interceptions.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: In twenty eleven. Thirteen seasons, he compiled eleven hundred and
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: some tackles almost one hundred passive defender, about thirty interceptions,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: not an ass eight force for almost seven recoveries.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: It's for five touchdowns in two hundred and one regular
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: season games. He also added an interception and two quarterback
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: takedowns in nine coast season bout being a Baltimore Ravens.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Fan, not a big fan of them, being a big
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: a beard fan, kind of a fan of them. Then
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: he left Baltimore, went to the Rams, shaved it a
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: little bit, maybe you know, new organization whatever. But yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: he announced his retirement. So congrat I guess, yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Congraduations on retirement and a nice beard.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's of a beard. So yeah, that's the featured
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: beard of the day. If you guys have any recommendations
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: or if there's any featured beards of the day that
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: you want to see, just shoot us an email mattebeard
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: laws dot com, logan a beard laws dot com and
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: we'll be sure to uh to check them out. I know,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: we got a couple of things lined up potentially with
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: President's Day that we're going to.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Talk about in the next episode.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Ye, there's still more to Yes, definitely an epic beard.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Just like just like a lot of the big beards,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: it's still getting forced on the chin. I would imagine,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't I don't play football, and
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I think you have some helmet where you have to
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: wear a helmet all the time.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: There's no chim strap, right, there's no chin strap for
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: my for my helmet, the one I wear on the
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: bus and the one I wear on the field.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: First base coach, first base coach. There is no there's
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: no east. This thing needs a trim, there is no
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: chin strap.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: So I don't think I will have it very hard
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: during baseball season, and I don't think I will get
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: asked by an umpire if I'm an actual coach or
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: a child this year.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So I bet you will.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I probably will.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's run a couple of quick ads.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Where are we twenty something in a twenty four minutes past?
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  Speaker 1: Now it's add thirty, So I just want to do
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  Speaker 1: a quick pluck for Knock Knock.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: It's it's a fast action card game that recently myself
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and actually Megan the Chant and a couple of people
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: we've played quite a bit. We're going to try to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: bring it over some time that Logan in the wife play.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's a fun game. It's it's kind of a mix
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: between like an Uno and a couple of drinking games
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that you've probably played. Just just a fun game. And
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: there is another game that they're looking to release. You
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• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I know firsthand. They are the They are the best
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: I think they do that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like past, so I'm gonna I'm gonna call
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: them for my beads instead of my dad in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: I like them. Doug coming up the seventh, I believe
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  Speaker 1: was the Fulton Road to playing February seventh.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Make sure you check them out and keep Whatton, New York.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: There's a pretty good chance that if you do go
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: in there, at some point you will see myself for
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: that guy over there at the wall. Yes, Fulton Road,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: February seventh. We will scroll that for a little bit
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: to make sure you go see Trevor and the crew.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: They they're home with a wild Wing night.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I think they have I don't for there was twenty
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  Speaker 1: different wing flavors prize, all sorts of stuff at their
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  Speaker 1: wings are great at love.
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  Speaker 6: Them that that that night is a benefit for a
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  Speaker 6: girl that I graduated with that passed away for her
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: scholar for a scholarship one for for Tracy.
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  Speaker 4: Styles Thompson young young Gal fast Away and her friends.
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  Speaker 4: I believe friends and family are starting a scholarship for
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  Speaker 4: and this is one of the starting events. So very
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  Speaker 4: cool show up. I'm definitely going. She was a great person.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Which is tomorrow. Do you know what time it starts?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure either.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: We can look them up, but if you want to
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: reach them, you can check them out on a Facebook
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  Speaker 2: dot com slash dougs tavern one. This would be the
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: time right now where we would throw in the two
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: beards one record segment.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Greg. There's no Greg, so we'll probably skip that. I
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: did go to a record store today, checked it out
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: really kind of maybe want to buy a bunch of stuff.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Prices were a little too high for me. So that's
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: our big two Beards one record segment. Because there's no Greg.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Which there is something else music music. My year in
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: my Thoughts is a music.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: It's now time for You're in my thoughts. I have
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: a cool banner there it is You're in my Thoughts
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: the official shirt of this segment.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: If you want your own shirt, dot com get one
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: of those different colors, different sizes. I think you're wearing
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: one of child medium.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, I've I've grown, I now have I now have
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: a of peas and chicken McNugget gut oh.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, with a little bit
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: of Miller lot is all right. It is no time
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: for hearing my thoughts, so have that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Let's come all right, you're in my thoughts. Today is
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Gord Downy's birthday. Would be Gord Downy's birthday. Gord Downie
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: was born in sixty four. He passed away in twenty seventeen.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: For those of you who do not know, Gordon Downey
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: was the lead singer of our beloved band, The Tragically Hit.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: If you're not from this area, the Tragically hip is
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: just some weird band name, maybe someone you heard about
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: once or.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Twice, oh whatever. For people here, it is a They're
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: a staple.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: They're a part of our history, a part of our
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: culture if you're from Canada or.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Very close to it as we are.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: They basically sing every other national anthem you could think of.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: There's the American national anthem, the Canadian national anthem, and
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: whatever your favorite hip song is. I did a little
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: research only because I didn't want to get these facts wrong,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: so fair I knew most of them, also known as
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: the Hip They're from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. Paul Langua, Rob Baker,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Gordson Claire, Johnny Fay and Gordon Downey made up the
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Tragic Cla.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: They're for thirty three years. That's a long time to
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: be in a band.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Uh. They had thirteen albums, also two live albums and
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: fifty plus singles, nine number one albums in Canada, sixteen
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Juno Awards, which is basically the equivalent of a Grammy
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: in Canada. They were the best selling band ever in
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Canada and the number four best artist selling artist ever
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: in Canada behind a.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Few probably really good ones. Thank god they beat Nickelback,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: you just thank god.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Their last concert was on August twentieth, twenty sixteen, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Gored died on October seventeenth, twenty seventeen. Today's his birthday.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: The Verge Channel one seventy three unserious has has tragically
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: hit today and tomorrow apparently other than now because.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Of a local hockey game, which fair enough. But the Treasury.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Anyone can say, what's your favorite song?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: You really don't have one because they have a couple
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: of different slow song song a cool song. But if
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: anyone here wants to share their favorite hip songs, please do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: We'll get him on there. But uh, Gord Downey and.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Tragic Lip Nation, Tragic Lip family and all their fans
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: and especially their family his family, Uh, you're in my thoughts.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Wow, you play like a really long time. I'm proud
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Thanks budd.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: When you pee, I'm usually so full it comes out
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: pretty easy. Gordon never rocked a really good beard because
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: he couldn't.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: That wasn't his thing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: But when Gordon wanted to rock a good, a good
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: stubble beard, I tried finding some pictures because I remember
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: seeing pictures I couldn't.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: He rocks a really good stubbly gray beard towards the
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: end of his life.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: But uh, if Gordon Downey wanted to rock a beard,
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: he would have rocked a beard. But playing and simple
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Gord downy was the greatest entertain I've ever seen, Bob
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Cage and I'm great.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Thanks great.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What's your what's one of your favorite hip songs?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh? Man? Uh?
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: If I want to cry mh probably uh.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Huh Fiddler's Green. Fiddler's Green is is.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Pretty good if I want to, If I want to
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: kind of like just groove, I'd go with Pigeon Camera.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: And if I want to really rock out locked them
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: in the trunk of a car.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Hmm yep, I'd have to say what mine was. Maybe
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Wheat Kings yep, yep. He could have rocked anything.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: He could have rocked anything. That's Michelle, You're very correct.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: The weird the funny part about all this is that,
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: of course we're not like we hadn't done some advertising.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: We're not live to a lot of our out of state,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: non local crowd, which is unfortunate. But it just happened
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: to be his birthday. So it would have been cool
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: if if we maybe could have introduced them. So maybe
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: next week we'll just say, oh, by the way, check
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: out the tragical leap.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: So for anybody that's just joining you earn my thoughts
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: was a thought about Gord from Tragically Hip and today
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: what have been his birthday? So yeah, so if.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: You want, you can come at your favorite hip song.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: If you don't want some, you don't have to run
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: out the boss. You you have to listen to us.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Let's let's transition into beard news.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, let's hear it, let's hear it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: We got the little ticker going.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: All right, So I met and this is your Talking
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: beard News, brought to you by Beard Laws Live from
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: flow Rider. Anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about every
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Tuesday eight pm Talking Beards. You can check them on
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Talking beears dot com or their Facebook page and see
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: myself doing a news article for them. So in tonight's news,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: we future a man who uses signature beard to turn
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: it into a modeling gig, Joe.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Lang, who rocks not only long flowing.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Hair, but an impressive ginger beard, which means his face
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: has no soul.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: That's just science. Don't get out of me.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: In an article from the Indiana University's website, he is
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: quoted saying that he is known for his beard just
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: like most people because, as we've mentioned on previous episodes,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: that once you let it grow, it kind of becomes
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: your identity in what you are known for.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And I know that Joe and myself have another thing
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: in common.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: His mom hates his beard. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is with moms hating beards,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: but Joe I relate.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: If you want to reach out, hit me up on
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the Facebook or the Instagram or my email. We can
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: talk about this. We'll get through this. But Joe's friend
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: recommended models for a campus magazine that had a campaign
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: about evolving masculine trends in the workplace. The specific story
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: was going to focus on how long younger beards are
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: becoming more acceptable in the work fit place, which I'm
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: a big fan of that. His most popular piece of
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: work was actually him with a whole bunch of butterflies
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: throughout his beard. So that way, if check it out
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Beard Blaws Back Time Slash podcast, there's going to be
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: a link you can check out the actual picture of
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: him with the butterflies in it. And as a man
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: that has been known to put objects in my beard,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I fully support that and.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Respected as well, even though some people. He also speaks
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: about his daily routine. His weekly routine, which is a
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: bore of bristle, brush, oiled butters, some beer, shampoo, and conditioner.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he uses hon Astamish like the rest
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: of us, because it's an amazing product. Shout out to them.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: It's great to see beards opening other doors and opportunities.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: We see many beards and bearded communities that come together
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: for a good cause. So ladies and gentlemen and all
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: you moms who hate beards, git back and look at
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: all the positive things that beards are doing for the world.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: In other news, the Santa Maria Elks are hosting their
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: annual beard Arenal Contest. The contest is part of the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: festivities that leads up to the Elks Rodeo at the
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: end of May. Satator Contest. You must be twenty one
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: years old. Those entering the beard areno have to start
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: clean shaven. I don't make the role. I just help
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: promote beard contests.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: So there's gonna be eleven whiskered growing categories from longest beard,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: blackest beard, whitest beard, redes beard, escot, best mustage, best cyberbs,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: best attempt, wildest, best Western characterization, and best all around.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Twenty five bucks to get into it and it also
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: includes a barbe dinner. To enter, visit ELKS Rodeo office
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: at twenty three twenty five Skyway drive tweet pahteen nine
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: and five months through Friday from.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: February third to April third, and winner will be announced
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: at the night of the event. For more information, you
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: go to eight oh five two five four point two
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: five are visit elksdrec dot com. Wow, that's uh, that's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that's the beard news.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: It's crazy to think that they're that they would have
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: a beard contest and start it off and you start
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: like in the middle of February. But hey, that's what
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: they do. It's an annual event. It's been going on
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: No, I like that because maybe some people will be like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: I can't do that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I have to have a beard winter. It takes balls
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: of shaped beard in the winter. I think.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: For years I shaved my I'd have a little stubble,
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: and then I started growing a beard, and then I
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: shaved the winter.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Now I'm keeping this.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Just facts.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yep, you did good on that one.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I like, well, thanks, you're saying I don't usually do good.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: No, I think, no, No, that's not what I'm saying.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: I think So what I'm saying is that you're doing
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: really good for being in Florida and not sorry for
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: the flow, but for not having all your stuff with
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: you like your setups great at home.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: This is impressive. I'm I'm impressed.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Quick little shout out for an ad to Loan bear
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• 37:14
  Speaker 2: don't we get you have a special little section you
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: want to introduce before we start to wrap things up.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna do aquick little live beer from flod
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: and I know you wanted to introduce a new not
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: only new segment. We just want to give a little
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: shout out to some some bearded birthdays.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Some bearded birthdays.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: So I went and I started last week and then
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: the whole Kobe thing, and also my son being sick,
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: still sick by the way, but on the mend heyo
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: missing missing the week.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: School is closed tomorrow.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Lucky, maybe they can congaminate the place, clean it all up.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: They ever closed the school. Well, I was there for
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: something like this, Oh I would have loved it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Anyways, we started the birthday thing birthdays of the week,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: so so I found this harder than what I thought
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: it could be. At first, I was like, I'll just
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: type in famous birthday people.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: They'll all have beards.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Other than women, and I can make this about smoking
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: hot chicks. But this I found out that that would
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: be a ton easier. So I have several souls stolen.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: More just talking about ginger souls. Someday I will do.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, we will get my brother on here
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: with a beard and we will talk about soul's gingers.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's just anyway.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Anyways, all right, birthdays for the week. Okay, I love
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: my birthday. I just turned thirty nine a couple of
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: weeks ago. I'm a selfish person. I love my birthday.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So I have a birthday.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I went online found some birthdays. I can't remember the site.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I will quote it next week, I promised, because I
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: didn't come up with these. But there's a few that
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: have good beards, and a few that are famous, and
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: a few that, quite honestly, I don't even know why
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: I might or may may not say them. February third,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: we start on a Monday, we end on a Sunday.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Best beard that I found Ferdinand Magellan. He was born
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: in fourteen eighty and died in fifteen twenty one. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: don't know if you remember that guy, wicked explorer like Dora,
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: but with like boats and for real.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't know.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Magellan was like a Columbus, but like discovered a whole
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: bunch of other stuff, and I don't think killed nearly
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: as many people with the chicken pox?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Are you Jellen like Magellan?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Exactly? Magellan? There's a picture. He got a great beard
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: and he looks staunch.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Anyways, he was.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: The only apparently famous guy that I found on February third,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: a whole bunch of so by the way, side note
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: to this whole thing, if we keep it going, most
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: everyone they mentioned are YouTubers or TikTokers.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Which I have no problem with, but to me, it's
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: not really history yet.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Agree Anyways, February fourth, there were only two famous people,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Rosa Parks and Alice Cooper. And I've seen a lot
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: of pictures of Alice Cooper. I'm pretty sure Rosa Park's
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: probably had more chin hair than Alice Cooper, maybe one
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: or two whiskers, but she's way cooler than.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Alice Cooper, Alice Cooper School. It's Rosa Parks. No beard anyways.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Moving along. February fifth, Yeah, another another weekday.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Christian Ronaldo and Naymar both soccer players, thirty five and
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: twenty eight, respectively.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: I still don't think either of them can grow a
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: nice man cover. So wah Today February sixth.
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  Speaker 4: Today, I'll name some birthdays, but there is there's one
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: or two good beer too.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Babe Ruth George Herman. Ruth's birthday is today, would have
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: been today.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: He died in forty Ruth never had a beard that
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I know of. Ronald Reagan it no, I don't remember
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: a beard. Rick Astley never gonna give you an Axl
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Rose should have given him up, should have given up
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: a long time ago.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: You ever seen Axle with a beard? It's not good.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: It basically looks like my back hair, but orange and spottier.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: But best birthday on or best beard on a birthday today?
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Bob Marley, Oh yeah, Bob Marley nineteen forty five to
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: eighty one, birthday today. Everybody, anyone who knows or has
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: heard of Bob Marley only knows picture Bob Marley with
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: a good rock and beard might have been a little dirty,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: but I had.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: The soul just like your back hair, but thicker.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Chris Rock, as turns fifty four, asked cout forty one. Chris,
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: It's like Rick Ashley is the ship. But like those guys,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: they just never, they never. Chris Rock can actually rock.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: A beard.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: See what you did there?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I realized what I did there. Garth Brooks can rock
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: a beard.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: But Garth Brooks's beard twenty years ago looks like it
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: did today, gray and kind of like I'm still suffering
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: as a country artist.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: But he's not. He pulls it off.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Charles Dickens born in eighteen twelve to eighteen seventy. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: saw a picture of him, remember the writer there that
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: not remembered him? But the writer Charles Dickens, I saw
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: a picture or a portrait. U did not look like
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: a man.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Maria Law Matt Stafford, I don't believe could grow a beard.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Oh this is a good one for tomorrow.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Desmond Football.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Do you remember Desmond Dawes? Okay, me neither until I
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: saw the movie Hacksaw Rich. Remember Hacksaw Rich directly by Melviws.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Remember that movie?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: So dos I looked I could not find a picture
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: of Dows with a beard. However, this crafty Brave Medal
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: of Honor winner never wielded a gun. Save seventy five people.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: At least they know a sweet, sweet mustache.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: A mustache an animal.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: This guy should look like fucking Leonardo DiCaprio in the Covenant.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: He should just look like Nope, this guy's crazy. Never
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: wielded a gun.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not afraid of anything, trusted his beliefs and save
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: seventy five people. A true American hero with one of
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: the best American mustaches in the world. So I had
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: to get problem the world, the world, at least my world.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: On Saturday, James Dean, famous actor, didn't have enough time
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: to grow a beard, but I bet he would have
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Seth Green.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: We all know who Seth Green is. He has whatever
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: carrot face stubble.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Beard, probably one of the better ones of the list.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Yep, Kimbo slice dude, Oh yeah, Kimbo.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Right on Saturday, that thing is just beastly death was
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: was seventy four to sixteen is his lifetime. And on Sunday,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Charlie Day of It's always sunny in Philadelphia turns forty three.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Joe Peshew finally grew a beard for The Irishman basically
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: had a beard by the end of it because it
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: took three and a half years to film and and see.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: And then William Henry Harrison seventy three to forty one
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: a US president.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I don't believe he had won.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Evey, I don't know, so I got Greek dropt. So
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: happy period birthday. Oh you bearded best. What a cool
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: little segment. Thanks for doing that, logan. If somebody else.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: The idea is would be funny, I can make it better.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: If anyone didn't like it. To me, he didn't like it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if anybody has a birthday coming out, email
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: us and we'll give you a birthday show.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Now. Oh, he just had a thought.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I think I missed one.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh you missed one. You just threw your papers. You
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: can't go back and you can't just you can't mic
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: drop and then pick it back up.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I think Don Cherry's birthday was this week.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can look it up real quick.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I'm almost clositive. Don Cherry's birthday was this week. But
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: then I got interrupted, so really a customer.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: It was it was February. It's February fifth.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Don Cherry, Don Chair, I love you Don Cherry, Don Cherry.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Huh, he's watching.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Nion and a good friend at Gordon Downey. Hell yeah,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: that's my that's bearded. Birthday segment of the week.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a cool little segment.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: So if anybody else also has a birthday, we'll announce
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: it for you to shoot us an email.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: We'll do a little banner.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: We'll throw out the next week of birthdays, so that
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: puts it from the seventh to the thirteenth or fourteenth,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: whatever like that.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Give us birthday, we'll throw it on here. We'll have
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: a little birthday segment.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: And if you have anybody that you want to see
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: as a guest, make sure you hit us up, whether
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: it's on Facebook, Instagram, email, any of that.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Submit who you want to guess. Even if you want
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to bring beer Bong John back, if you want to
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: bring Iron Sanctuary back, you want to see Logan's brother,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you want to see anybody, make sure you let us
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: know and we'll get him on the show. We have
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a couple of amazing interviews coming up that we're going
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to keep a secret. Like we do every week, we
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: give a little clue and we do this slow built
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: for it, So we have some really cool ones starting
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: next week. Next week we'll be back in the Beard
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Glove studio. So that's that's going to be exting, except
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: for it's going to.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Be what about uh, what about fresh person? No hair
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: can get them?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we've had some conversations with him. He's a
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: little hesitant about it still, but it's starting to come back, though.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Is it going to come back?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: We got to get him when it's when it's like
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: it is now and then promise him that we'll get
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: him back. I want to hear the story. I want
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: to hear how hurtful this was.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's got to Yeah, we got to hear
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: his side of the story because it's much much different
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: because he was the one that called out beer Bong John.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Originally exactly exactly. We gotta ge him.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: If anybody knows, I'm actually in Florida looking for beer
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Bong John.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't found him yet, but there's always tomorrow. I know.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Somebody asked that, So what's like, I said, what's that
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: when you come home?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I am coming home Sunday morning. You got to be
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: at the airport really early.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You have two days, two days to find beer bong John.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: If you can't find him, yeah, make him, make him
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: drive halfway. That's okay.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I've been looking for him and in the gyms because
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I think he works out a lot. I'm going to
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: find him in Family Family Fitness. I googled LA Fitness
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: because I heard that as popular, but turns out LA
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: is not in Florida.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't in that one. Then I asked the
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: guy Jim if he knew him, and Jim was like, no,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know anybody by that name. But there's a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: guy John that lives over there behind the Ponderosa. And
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: then I asked him and he didn't know him, so
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I was kind of scraping. And then we rented a
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: boat and I was gonna ask Captain Dave, but he
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: didn't look like he wanted to talk about peerbunk John
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: or beer or beer bombs.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: He didn't.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: No, it's stunk there. It wasn't a good thing.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: That's alright.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: So, ladies and gentlemen, I think we're gonna wrap this up.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: What do you think want to wrap it up?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Let's wrap it up.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: So thanks everybody for coming to our episode sixteen sixteen episodes.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: We did it. That's what the guys are talking beer say,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: we did it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: I felt.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: We made it work. Oh that was terrible, but it
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: was kind of okay. We made it work. Oh you
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: want to do it again? What are we doing? Yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: we're practice.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do this live from Beard Lass Studio. Thanks
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: everybody for tuning in live from flow Rider. Appreciate the
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: hell of you guys. As advertised, it was another mediocre episode,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: So next week we'll be back live in the Beard
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Loss Studio, the both of us, and we're gonna have
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: another amazing episode with a pretty amazing guest, so check
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: that out again.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys very much, and as always, beared on
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: beared On