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Payton's Predictions: Your Fake Insta Flex · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, today is National Main Character Energy Day today. So basically,
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  Speaker 2: everyone's Instagram story is like a crime scene of fake confidence.
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  Speaker 2: So I feel like I'm going to tell you basically
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  Speaker 2: what your social media, what your fake social media flexes.
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  Speaker 2: So this goes for you and your Zodiac sign. Or
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  Speaker 2: if there's someone who you follow and you're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're giving fake. This is some good insight on who
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  Speaker 2: they actually are.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So if it's your birthday today, you're a Virgo.
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  Speaker 2: You share a birthday with comedian Matt Rife and ballet
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  Speaker 2: dancer Misty Copeland. So John Jay, you're a Virgo. So
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  Speaker 2: let's start with Virgos. Virgos, your guys' fake social media flex.
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  Speaker 2: You will like post a screenshot of your clean area.
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  Speaker 2: We know that you're a hot mess. There is nothing
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  Speaker 2: over there that's actually truly organized. My Virgos, you guys
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  Speaker 2: are thriving while you make people think that your personal
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  Speaker 2: life is actually complete.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny. I take a picture of my clean area.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a clean area.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Nicole, good morning. What's your sign? Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Gemini. All right, Gemini's your guys' fake Instagram flex.
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  Speaker 2: You guys will post a boomerang holding a drink with
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  Speaker 2: like three different hands tag, pretending that you're having the
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  Speaker 2: time of your life while you actually only stayed for
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  Speaker 2: like 12 minutes. You took the picture and then you
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  Speaker 2: went home and went to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Photo op. Yes, I could totally see myself like that.
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  Speaker 1: I do do that.
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  Speaker 2: At least you're honest about it.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Nicole. Yeah, have a nice day.
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  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. Bye. Good morning, Layla. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Taurus.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so for my tourists, your guys' fake Instagram flex,
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  Speaker 2: you guys are posting like aesthetically pleasing photos of your
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  Speaker 2: iced matcha latte in an unopened book, acting like you're
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  Speaker 2: living in this slow, peaceful life when you actually just
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  Speaker 2: spent like $ 30 on breakfast and haven't left the couch.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Interesting. Okay, Layla. Yeah. Have a great day. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you too. How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Rich, your fake Instagram flex. You're going to post some
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  Speaker 2: dramatic photo carousel, and then you're going to post some weird,
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  Speaker 2: sad track behind it, romanticizing your entire life while ignoring
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  Speaker 2: the six really important emails that you promised to answer
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  Speaker 2: hours ago. Listen, the background music is so important on
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  Speaker 2: your carousel post. Not more than those emails that you
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  Speaker 2: haven't gotten to.
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  Speaker 1: Got to set the mood. Text your boss back. He
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  Speaker 1: told me to tell you so.
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  Speaker 2: You need a cinematic mood. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How about Libros?
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, you will post like a soft launch photo of
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  Speaker 2: like two coffee cups on a table making everyone think
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  Speaker 2: that you're on like a cutesy little date. Meanwhile, you're
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  Speaker 2: just sitting across from your best friend who you're currently
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  Speaker 2: mad at.
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  Speaker 1: I can do that. What about you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, us Leos are fake Instagram flex. We will post
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  Speaker 2: a quote unquote casual full outfit photo dumped caption just
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  Speaker 2: a quick dump acting like we just threw it on
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  Speaker 2: when we actually spent two hours taking 400 photos in
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  Speaker 2: different lightings just to find one acceptable angle. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can see you doing that. That's on brand. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, speaking of fake flexes, I saw this video
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez did. I don't know if you guys saw
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  Speaker 1: it or not. It was about two or three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was so cool. I think she was
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  Speaker 1: launching a new drink or something or a wine or something.
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  Speaker 1: So she's sitting there at the table. And you can
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  Speaker 1: see her in a glass of wine and someone's pouring
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  Speaker 1: the wine in. And she goes, no, no, no, that's enough.
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  Speaker 1: That's enough. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Fine. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And they fill it up and the camera pans back in.
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  Speaker 1: It's herself. Her arm is like, her arm is filling
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  Speaker 1: it up. I thought it was so cool. It was very,
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  Speaker 1: very clever. Jennifer Lopez. Hey, if we missed your sign,
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  Speaker 1: they're all posted on our website right now at johnjainrich.com.