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OUTRO: The Purple Dawn · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure you'd
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  Speaker 1: every weekday on Radio Hurdarky. Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me like that?
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  Speaker 3: Kid, because you're sitting there with a look on your
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  Speaker 3: face like I've got something I'm silly I want to
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  Speaker 3: say about Kezy.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, you have a face sometimes I could face.
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  Speaker 5: The head on the air appeared to me that he
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  Speaker 5: was going to come in with some eyes to the
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  Speaker 5: front content. Yeah, yeah, that face there. See that.
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  Speaker 2: Well I was actually guilty of that myself, but not
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  Speaker 2: in a pervy way.
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  Speaker 5: I know you're just admiring.
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  Speaker 2: I was simply noticing them walking past the windows.
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  Speaker 5: You always notice your walking past, to be fair, you
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  Speaker 5: never miss it, and you never never missed an opportunity
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  Speaker 5: to walking past.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking of the two blokes out there, Mogi
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  Speaker 2: that are having vapes.
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  Speaker 5: But you just said walking past.
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  Speaker 2: They when they were there, and then they walked over there,
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  Speaker 2: and it just distracked. It's I'm a little bit flamax
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  Speaker 2: because I've got headphones that I don't like and I
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  Speaker 2: sound terrible.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there's no way for you to be professional and
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  Speaker 5: just crack on. I guess I mean, I.
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  Speaker 2: Will be professional, but you know what I mean, I.
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  Speaker 5: Hate bad head I don't mind those ones the fist
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  Speaker 5: year and a half of the show with those yes,
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  Speaker 5: very massive, see that. I didn't know how ship they
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  Speaker 5: were until I tried some others because they don't. They're
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  Speaker 5: not a very firm placement over the years, are they now.
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  Speaker 5: It's a soft place, very soft. It's very softly, softly making.
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  Speaker 5: They're welss headphones, he said them for well for a
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  Speaker 5: long time, heavily cushioned.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, a poor workman blames his tools. Jase, No,
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  Speaker 3: it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not going to be any d And somebody has
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  Speaker 5: got ship tools blames their tools. So there's there's two
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  Speaker 5: groups that are all thrown together there. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 5: what I mean? Which group are you falling into?
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  Speaker 2: Which is really interesting because we've got a new set
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  Speaker 2: up here in the studio and Keezy Iff and Jeff
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  Speaker 2: about the mouse and the computers. He said it's a
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  Speaker 2: bit too high tip for him. So I had to
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  Speaker 2: go around and just you know.
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  Speaker 3: As well, So this mouse here, Finn leaves it from
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  Speaker 3: the breakfast show. He leaves it behind. It's like a
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  Speaker 3: flash bluetooth mouse.
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  Speaker 5: What I like about that is that hasn't got a
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  Speaker 5: wire hanging out the asse.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's right, it's twenty twenty four. But the one
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  Speaker 3: that is provided is ancient and has just got all
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  Speaker 3: sorts of food and shit stuck in the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 5: So you're trying to click on stuff, But why are
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  Speaker 5: you're not using the one that finds with mind? Does
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  Speaker 5: he not always leave it behind? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, he doesn't always leave it right, although he started
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  Speaker 3: doing it more lately. Right, So I'm just like, okay, sweet,
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  Speaker 3: you use that mouse because quite often I'll be using that.
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  Speaker 3: They go to fire off something important, like a sting.
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  Speaker 3: So if you ever hear me fire off the wrong sting,
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  Speaker 3: that's what it is, we'll be slightly delayed.
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  Speaker 5: The same before we rolled. It'd cost thirty backs to
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  Speaker 5: get a decent way. It's right, and considering what you're
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  Speaker 5: doing there is you're making mistakes on as you have said,
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  Speaker 5: important sting. Yeah, like, would you consider spinding the thirty
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  Speaker 5: bucks yourself since it's so important?
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  Speaker 2: No shit, No, I just fuck no pegs. I just
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  Speaker 2: thought that you were fearing. Well, what you said was
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  Speaker 2: I don't get this technology like the cordless.
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  Speaker 3: Mouse, cordless like a jug.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is the thing about people with technology, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: They so often get intimidated by it. But you don't
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  Speaker 2: need to keasy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all right.
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  Speaker 2: So it's all easy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't need to you don't need to tense up about it. Man,
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  Speaker 2: it's all good. It's all g man.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, you're just calling it technology shows that you're
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  Speaker 3: the one who doesn't know about the technology.
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  Speaker 5: I'm assuming we're not going to talk about crowd strike
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  Speaker 5: are we in the show? What's that that they were
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  Speaker 5: responsible for the crash that I t crash? Are we
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  Speaker 5: going there? It seems like not, well we will in
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  Speaker 5: the show, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did it affect you in any way?
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  Speaker 2: That Nah?
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  Speaker 5: It affected me absolutely nothing changed.
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  Speaker 3: It affected me quite severely. Right, I was on the
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  Speaker 3: way home, dropped an Ira off. This is pre Warriors
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  Speaker 3: commentary has already wasted. Dropped him off, as I'll see
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  Speaker 3: in two hours, and I pick your ass up again.
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  Speaker 3: My wife rings me and goes, hey, we need a CUMAA.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, do we need wase that year we do.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to the supermarket. All of the self
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  Speaker 3: served checkouts are closed and no if poss works. There's
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  Speaker 3: a line of like fifteen people. And I bought a
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  Speaker 3: Cumera for two dollars sixty and broke a twenty that
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  Speaker 3: I was using to pay the lawnmower man the next day.
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  Speaker 5: The lawnmower man, Oh, what a disaster. That's like, honestly, Mabe,
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  Speaker 5: this is the worst end of It's the end of civilization.
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  Speaker 5: But that is a ball ache.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, that's air.
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  Speaker 5: I would have just stolen the cumera. Yeah, the cameras
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  Speaker 5: would have been down. Man, you would have been sweet
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  Speaker 5: and think you know, you would have been picked chris Key.
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  Speaker 2: I would have just shoved it down my pants because
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  Speaker 2: they wouldn't have noticed.
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  Speaker 5: But you wouldn't have room for it down your.
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  Speaker 2: Pa, Well, that's what I mean. It just look the same.
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  Speaker 5: That is true, though your downstairs does look like a
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  Speaker 5: two dollars sixty coumera.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Beauregard's about a kg? Was it? Nah?
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  Speaker 3: It was a tiny, weird shaped one. And then get this,
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  Speaker 3: I get home. Did I have an ankle sock on
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  Speaker 3: it? It did like someone had a crack at it and
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  Speaker 3: then given up halfway through. But I got home and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you never bloody believe the debarcle. And
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  Speaker 3: I was starting to tell my wife as she's cutting
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  Speaker 3: the comera and making chips. Yeah, cuts it open and
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  Speaker 3: it's bright purple inside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, oh, what kind of comera is this? I've
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  Speaker 4: never seen a comber like this?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, great, you've never seen purple inside
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  Speaker 2: a kumra before.
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  Speaker 4: Because they' usually purple on the outside and then like
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  Speaker 4: orange on the inside.
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  Speaker 5: It looked like a beetroot.
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  Speaker 2: No, the orange kumera orange on the inside. The purple. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: they're purple.
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  Speaker 3: Kezy that purple and then orange. I've never seen purple
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  Speaker 3: all the way through.
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  Speaker 5: Hell of a weekend for you. Then you backed me up.
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  Speaker 2: The only so I've not got a strong enough The
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  Speaker 2: only way that it affected me, Maggie, was it? What
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  Speaker 2: was that on Friday night? Yet Friday night, at some
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  Speaker 2: stage in the evening, my wife said to me, can
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  Speaker 2: you get into our Kiwi bank account?
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  Speaker 5: And I went you wouldn't be able to do that
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  Speaker 5: at the best of times.
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  Speaker 2: And I said nat, And she said, oh, because someone's
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  Speaker 2: just gone on Facebook and said their account's been cleared out,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like you, it was just like a
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  Speaker 2: massive sort of bank heist that's going on here. Everyone's
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  Speaker 2: accounts are just been cleared out.
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  Speaker 3: But I was like, whatever, sweet as men, you've got
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  Speaker 3: that big pile of dog squad. I'm picturing my uncle
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  Speaker 3: Scrooge or Scrooge McDuck with a big pile of gold coins.
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  Speaker 3: Scrooge under your under your bed there. John too Good
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  Speaker 3: just walked in. I just remember that we're interview.
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  Speaker 5: I remember that as you passed outside.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, to be fair to me, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a scrooge.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're not. You're generous jas But remember that time
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  Speaker 5: where you took everybody to the betch that was already booked.
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  Speaker 5: That was generous.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, when you want to go this week in fields? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure yeah? Is it free?
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  Speaker 3: Nah? Well that hasn't stopped us in the past.
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  Speaker 1: Who y Big show week days from four on radio Hurdarchy,
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  Speaker 1: I can show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: He got me got a birthday lunch to go to
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  Speaker 5: kids or adults? Adults? Yeah, adults, adults. It's a funny word.
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  Speaker 2: Adults.
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  Speaker 5: Adults get on it. Well, this is the thing. This
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  Speaker 5: is because I've said I'm getting off it, you see,
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  Speaker 5: And this is the kind of support that I get
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  Speaker 5: from my wife. She's like, oh, can you just drink
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  Speaker 5: this weekend? Yeah? And then after that.
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  Speaker 2: And it must be and I'm guessing that she must
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  Speaker 2: have to really twist your arm.
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  Speaker 5: Well it's an interesting thing, isn't it, because well, no,
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  Speaker 5: I guess that's not true. But no, she won't have
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  Speaker 5: to twist it fat. The thing is, i want to
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  Speaker 5: go back to the gym, but I'm also still on antibiotics,
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  Speaker 5: so I'm not going to do that until I and
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  Speaker 5: this remember last year, it just got to let myself
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  Speaker 5: get good before I go back. So maybe one more
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  Speaker 5: week of drinking, it'll be just a ticket get you
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  Speaker 5: through one more week of the debt.
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  Speaker 3: To be fa I would kill for Lucy to be like,
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  Speaker 3: can you just get on the purse please. I would
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  Speaker 3: kill for that because she just doesn't. But it's not
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  Speaker 3: like you need any encouragement.
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  Speaker 2: I'm terrible man. Like with my wife if we go
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  Speaker 2: out to dinner and ship and I'm like, just have
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  Speaker 2: a wine, darling, just have a blah blah blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 2: just have an Nah.
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  Speaker 4: I tried to do that as well, and she's just
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  Speaker 4: not into it.
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  Speaker 5: Same when we went to on the gear instead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a bit of h and a bit of
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  Speaker 2: glass Barbie action.
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  Speaker 4: What happened to Hobart?
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  Speaker 2: We were in Hobart and Adelaide, you know, just get
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  Speaker 2: into and she was like, nah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We should have saved that for the main show.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, that's pretty good, like five o'clock tease that.
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  Speaker 2: Now we should have we should have saved the purple
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  Speaker 2: orange coomel.
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  Speaker 5: And we're gonna run a quiz on a quiz.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to because I'm outraged that you that you're
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  Speaker 2: so it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 4: J I ate so much Kuma do. I not as
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  Speaker 4: much as.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the first time I've ever seen a purple
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  Speaker 3: one right like beetroot color beat root.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously, it was it was.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about overplaying your hand man.
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  Speaker 5: What Yeah, man, Jesus, I come on Zealand Organic Kumera.
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  Speaker 5: It's called purple dawn, right, purple all the way through?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's I've never have heard of purple dawn before. Yeah, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard of it.
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  Speaker 5: And you're right, most camera purple on the outside and
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  Speaker 5: look like a potato on the inside. But ja, I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure you're right in your own way.
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  Speaker 2: A potato was not orange.
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  Speaker 5: That's not what we're arguing about. It was it.
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  Speaker 2: Was purple and it was orange in the middle. Did
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  Speaker 2: not We're going to get them.
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  Speaker 5: Let's get the audio on that.
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  Speaker 3: The comita was purple on the outside and then sort
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  Speaker 3: of orange e in the middle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh did you Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I take it back because shame because Parks had the
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  Speaker 3: audio ready to go, damn it.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, yeah, it's so it's like yellow on
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  Speaker 4: the inside.
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  Speaker 5: Right, like a potato. It looks like it to me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: To put a final nail on this. The purple kuma
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  Speaker 2: that eye cut generally is is a light purple.
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  Speaker 5: In the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Can you send a photo of it next time?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: And don't just go out to the pharaohs wherever you
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  Speaker 3: shop every day and ask for a purple dawn.
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  Speaker 2: And get a wow people, what are they.
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  Speaker 4: Called purple dawn? Purple dawn?
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  Speaker 5: Ye, Jimmy heddrix. Actually we get uh, Johnny too good
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  Speaker 5: in here with us. Let's get Johnny too much in there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that going to be on the show today or
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  Speaker 2: what we're near to it.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually a funny day.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that's on the show today. I thank you, you're
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  Speaker 3: absolutely Why wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Be I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can't just record me to you.
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  Speaker 4: And then play it on a later date. Jas, It's
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  Speaker 4: just stupid.
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  Speaker 2: It could be in a later day.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's tomorrow, actually, Pugs, is it Tomorrow's?
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  Speaker 5: It's tomorrow? Okay, courts for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Can we do it today now? I'mn't tired, Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs is tired too.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay. He wants us to get John in here
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  Speaker 2: and he's not looking happy at met moment.
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  Speaker 5: Two Mickey in here.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to the Hurducky Big Show Fort'll seven every week
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  Speaker 3: down RADI you Huducky.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate,