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OUTRO: Standing Next To A Stick · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your man bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging.
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  Speaker 3: Four to seven every weekday on radio, heard Recare good, a.
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  Speaker 1: Fellers, good Jason, how's everyone going? Are everyone fizzing to
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  Speaker 1: be back on the Monday?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good for often?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Are you? I am?
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking fizzed up.
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  Speaker 1: Man. That's not what you said before the show. You
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  Speaker 1: said you were really tired.
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  Speaker 4: Just guessed, but nothing like a long weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to let that effect Big one man.
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  Speaker 1: Holy it was. It was a big weekend actually, especially
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  Speaker 1: when you're sort of getting back at ten and eleven
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  Speaker 1: at night. That's that's when it gets difficult.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up with a kid on the Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ had a nap today. They've got a couple
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  Speaker 2: of hour napping.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know, I wish I could do that. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could do the Nana napp.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 4: It was funny yesterday Builder came round your mate, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: nice fella, and he's just like, ah, you guys are
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  Speaker 4: around holiday.
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  Speaker 2: I saw him.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh yeah, working blah blah blah. And
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  Speaker 4: he's like oh, how was it. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's good. I was pretty tired. Now He's really why
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  Speaker 4: what were you doing? And I was like literally just
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  Speaker 4: drinking alcohol and chatting. And as I was saying it
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  Speaker 4: out loud, I was like, yeah, actually, I don't have
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  Speaker 4: any right to be tired.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing about.
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  Speaker 2: This is how it works is yes, and it is
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  Speaker 2: all day and then and then you got to fly.
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  Speaker 4: But when you're trying to describe it, absolutely who's about
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  Speaker 4: to do physical labor?
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  Speaker 2: Totally, But that guy, that guy works from seven till three.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you about that guy because he's the
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  Speaker 1: guy they did work around my house. He works fucking
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  Speaker 1: long hours. He works all day and then he goes
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  Speaker 1: out and does other work on top of what he's
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  Speaker 1: doing during the day. He's a backbone.
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  Speaker 4: And so when I was saying to him that, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was pretty tired from drinking beers and talking yes,
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  Speaker 4: he was like, oh man r P yeah true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: fucking good week. He though, really good weekend. Loved it,
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  Speaker 4: especially the train love the train. Train was great train show.
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  Speaker 4: I just love being in Graymouth just for a little bit,
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  Speaker 4: for a little bit for ages.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got to be honest with you, fat I
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  Speaker 1: liked Hawk a ticket. It's a nice little place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Maggie and I was our second time going.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you enjoyed it, Yeah, I did, and you down there.
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  Speaker 1: I like the fact that it was right next to
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  Speaker 1: the ocean. If it was just like a town like
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  Speaker 1: that with no ocean around it, struggle, But the fact
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  Speaker 1: that there's this big, long ocean, I found it very appealing.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big exposed bastard, isn't it. Yes, It's the
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  Speaker 4: kind of ocean that would fuck your shit up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't swim in it, no, hear officit though,
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  Speaker 1: I'd get the surf cast out and biff it out.
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  Speaker 4: There in those waves.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally be perfect for surf casting, right, perfect for
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  Speaker 1: catching nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Because yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's because in Auckland, all the fish have
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  Speaker 1: been scooped, the mennecow heads, you know, all the fish.
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  Speaker 1: I think. I told you that. I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a fella when I was fishing not long ago, and
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  Speaker 1: he was talking about he was an old fellow, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, you know, I used to come here all
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  Speaker 1: the time and I get four or five kawai every time.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, now I'm lucky if I get one
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  Speaker 1: every five every five times. And he said it's because
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  Speaker 1: all the boats are just outside the Menecow heads, just
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  Speaker 1: scooping up all the fish, scooping them.
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  Speaker 2: I see people down the air because I ride to
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  Speaker 2: work now underneath the bridge. Yes, people are catching freshly
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  Speaker 2: frightened well, yes, just one after the other.
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  Speaker 4: They scooping them.
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  Speaker 2: They're just scooping the well, there isn't a hook man,
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  Speaker 2: but they're just they're absolutely they said they're getting sick
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  Speaker 2: a fish, that seventy fish because I stop and heavy
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  Speaker 2: into them, you know, because I'm a part of my community,
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  Speaker 2: and they are. There's too many fish.
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  Speaker 1: That's ol shit because I fished there many times. I know.
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  Speaker 2: They said, he keeps on putting his hook into the
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  Speaker 2: rubbish bin.
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  Speaker 1: And I watched no one catch a fish down there,
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  Speaker 1: if I know that's not true. I saw one guy
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  Speaker 1: catch a k once and that's it. But so Mowgi's lying.
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  Speaker 2: The hcky big shirt. Wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 2: they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: So you think the reason you don't catch fish is
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  Speaker 4: because boats catch all the fish.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this old fellow who I was talking to, he
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  Speaker 1: was a good fisherman, and.
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  Speaker 2: Was he catching of fish?
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  Speaker 1: That was back in the day he used to always
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  Speaker 1: catch fish, but now all fisher I don't think he
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  Speaker 1: suddenly became useless.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's the I'm telling the story. So he's telling
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  Speaker 2: you maybe a number one. He's telling the guy that
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  Speaker 2: is a number one. Yeah, so does he think he is?
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a piece of shi That could be true.
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  Speaker 2: He could be bullshiting me and that's just all a lie.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's good to have a chat.
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  Speaker 1: But what I you know, but if you go outside
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  Speaker 1: of Auckland fish to bed, like check my surf casser
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  Speaker 1: out and hawker ticker bloody, I'd be real in the
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  Speaker 1: bast you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to see you with Jizo as a drone
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  Speaker 2: that takes your all the way out k out at
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  Speaker 2: sea there see what you care and it's like a
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  Speaker 2: long line.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, And to be I've been interested in doing
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  Speaker 1: that too. And just to prove my point, when we
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  Speaker 1: went up to Russell Right just for a little holiday
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  Speaker 1: and we were right next to the ocean there, I
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  Speaker 1: caught four fish in two days.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen any photos of this.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that at the ap and I show where they
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  Speaker 2: had the little hooks on them and your underneath there's
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  Speaker 2: a number and it relates to a toy up on
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  Speaker 2: the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, which, and it was so exciting throwing my
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  Speaker 1: line out and actually watching it get bites. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: had been so long. Yeah, you know, and fishing is great,
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  Speaker 1: but when you get nothing, you're just sitting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not even fishing. No, but you're a guy
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  Speaker 2: holding a stick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've I put it in a holder. Guy
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  Speaker 1: appreciating the ocean and just chilling out.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it Like that's what's great about chicken is that
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  Speaker 4: there's always going to be more chickens. Oh, you don't
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  Speaker 4: have to fish with them either. No, you don't have
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  Speaker 4: to fish for chickens. If you did, why you fish
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  Speaker 4: for chickens, You catch.
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  Speaker 2: Just as many chickens as you would fish.
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  Speaker 1: I watch the sing on on YouTube called Uncle Rural Gourmet,
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  Speaker 1: and he's a Chinese fella.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that matters.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it does because it's relevant to and he's got
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  Speaker 1: this huge farm and he goes around and he kills
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  Speaker 1: everything before he eats it and cooks it. It's quite fascinating.
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  Speaker 1: And he's quite brutal with the old chickens. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he kills his own goats as pegs. He kills them,
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  Speaker 1: all right, And it's just the way he does that.
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  Speaker 4: Has been relevant that he was Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing is he's there's no emotion behind he
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  Speaker 1: just kills them.
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  Speaker 4: It's a very matter of fact.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's just yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then he you know, where does the Asian thing coming?
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  Speaker 4: Where's the Chinese? Does he make?
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  Speaker 1: Like Uncle Rural Gourmet is a Chinese chef and he
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  Speaker 1: does Chinese specialty food? Yes, I just what does.
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  Speaker 4: He make with it, like like a peaking chicken or something.
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  Speaker 2: Like chicken and rice? Chicken rice, No, not chicken.
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  Speaker 3: He very really eats rice, really and one of his
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  Speaker 3: he eats a lot of heads of animals, like ox head.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much meat in a head, like a bull's head,
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  Speaker 1: like balls.
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  Speaker 4: But there's also so much meat on the rest of
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  Speaker 4: the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but when you come from a tradition of
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  Speaker 2: starve under death exactly famine, and then your parents raise
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  Speaker 2: you when they're teaching you to eat that ship, then
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  Speaker 2: you eat that ship. But his kids won't be eating
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  Speaker 2: that ship.
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  Speaker 1: And they use all of the animal keys you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, that's a big thing in the culture. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well it lives in China.
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  Speaker 4: I told you about how when I was in Cambodia,
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  Speaker 4: the just on famine there, when I asked my tour guy,
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  Speaker 4: there's a little fail it's probably like haughty Jay's build,
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  Speaker 4: just just a little tiny fela. Yeah, there's Billy there.
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  Speaker 4: And he was like, and he was driving us around
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  Speaker 4: this tuktook, you know, and he was sort of in
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  Speaker 4: a booster seat.
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  Speaker 1: Head taking off ahead. You see too much jep.
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  Speaker 4: But I was like, oh, everyone's quite short, and he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because everyone grew up melmourished. Yes, he literally was just
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  Speaker 4: like because I was like, you know in New Zealand,
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  Speaker 4: everyone there's a lot of big people, and yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: they eat a ship ton. When you're living on Bugs
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  Speaker 4: and Ship because you can't afford to buy food, you
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  Speaker 4: won't him say.
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  Speaker 2: That's the name of their biggest takeaway restaurant, the chain and.
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  Speaker 1: Ship and Ship Starbucks.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I've heard that they could be interested in coming
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  Speaker 4: on board as a sponsor Bugs and Bugs and Ship.
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  Speaker 1: I've either got to eat a locust about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lit down there, wren't you you're not.
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  Speaker 4: Where are you going on holiday next?
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  Speaker 1: Japan? Japan?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Ok, because there's lots of bugs and stuff bags and
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  Speaker 4: ship bugs and ship and trademark. Okay, you can eat
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  Speaker 4: a locust over him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah cool. And you can eat some fish keezy.
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  Speaker 2: As long as you're not the one catching it.
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 4: I love chicken a chicken, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Drumstick Oh yeah, ship fucking thighs are amazing and when
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  Speaker 2: ship thigh boneless thighs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a split chicken tonight. It's split.
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  Speaker 2: Is it smashed?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not smash mag it's just split chicken.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a weird name. It's weird too, though, isn't
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  Speaker 2: it smashed avocado? It was fucking difference?
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  Speaker 4: Butterfly chicken?
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  Speaker 1: It's just played out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what in a chili saure describing it? No,
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  Speaker 2: I know, like smashed avocado. But to Jason's point always
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  Speaker 2: that he hates smashed evocados, so he like like split
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  Speaker 2: chicken totally.
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  Speaker 1: I love a split chicken and vaping.
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  Speaker 4: Good young fellas. Hey, this is the Big Show four
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  Speaker 4: or seven weekdays radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hurduck.
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  Speaker 4: You could eating