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Son of a Boy Dad: Mini #1 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: all right, what is up everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad podcast. Many episodes kind of yeah,
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  Speaker 3: mini episodes. It's like a podcast, but it's a shorter
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  Speaker 3: version of it. And management's on our ass basically, and
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  Speaker 3: they're making us try out this new format of podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, call her Daddy releases the longest dick She's ever sucked,
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  Speaker 1: and uh we got fucking the cro CFO and CEO
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  Speaker 1: on our ass saying we need to respond to this somehow.
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  Speaker 3: It's like they need us out there. We're like, it's
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  Speaker 3: like the United States responding after nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 1: We need to hit them hard hits sass Rowan, you
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  Speaker 1: guys go and talk for twenty minutes about about vaginas
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  Speaker 1: to count their dick took.
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  Speaker 3: The deepest vagina ever fucked.
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  Speaker 1: I uh, after call her daddy wrote the blog about
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  Speaker 1: the smallest dicks in the office, I wrote a blog
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  Speaker 1: about the biggest vaginas in the and just kept it
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  Speaker 1: between those two.
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  Speaker 3: Who did they say had the biggest dick? Big cat?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? I think they said y p no, no, pft,
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  Speaker 1: oh really pft. They said he had a fat one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, he blessed with a fat dick.
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  Speaker 3: Good for him.
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  Speaker 1: I hope he does. Bro. Yeah, I hope all my
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  Speaker 1: homies have fat dicks.
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  Speaker 3: I would yeah, I mean too. I would like to
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  Speaker 3: think everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Does you know your dick grows after you die like
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  Speaker 1: your hair and your nails? No?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't, but I did look up recently. When does
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  Speaker 3: your dick stop growing? And it stops growing at eighteen?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I was just sometimes I just don't know why you
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  Speaker 1: were looking at at Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I really do. Sometimes I just go on that I
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  Speaker 3: know exactly why. Sometimes I just go on these weird
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  Speaker 3: uh like phase. I go through these weird phases where
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  Speaker 3: I just start googling random shit, like I'll google like
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  Speaker 3: I googled like the biggest ever kidney stone. I googled
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  Speaker 3: the biggest gallbladderstone. And then when does your dick stop growing?
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  Speaker 3: Does your dick stop growing?
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  Speaker 1: I got an idea for a device. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: fleshlight that measures your penis, but it measures in centimeters
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  Speaker 1: but says it's inches. So anybody who feels like they
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  Speaker 1: have a fucking that's smart. They have a pithe that's
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  Speaker 1: very smart. And they could just tell everybody that they
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  Speaker 1: have a pithe. But uh, a pie a full anaconda me.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to this nine eleven memorial show fire.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you wrote a blog about it, go check it
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  Speaker 1: out on barstool sports dot com.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't.
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  Speaker 1: It was a very honest blog. It was just like,
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  Speaker 1: don't go walkin and then I sat down in my seat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. But the best part about the entire show,
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  Speaker 3: which we didn't really talk about because I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: save it for the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Was Let's Go Exclusive?
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  Speaker 3: Was the DJ?
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  Speaker 1: His name was like DJ siphe DJ Sipher sounds Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he follows me on Instagram. Oh really Yeah he's a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I heard, Well what is his Is his DJing
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be comedic or is it supposed to be real?
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  Speaker 1: Was he a funny DJ?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like in an ironic way?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like he was playing bad songs?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well no. It would be like, first off, he
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  Speaker 3: would be like he was playing when we went in
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  Speaker 3: before the show started. He would like sort of play
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  Speaker 3: stuff in between sets, but not really and then during
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  Speaker 3: intermission he did like a whole set for like fifteen
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  Speaker 3: minutes and uh, and multiple times throughout the throughout the show,
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  Speaker 3: like when in the middle of his set, he'd be
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  Speaker 3: like intense DM playing like the beat would be about dropping.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be like, I'm very famous in New York And
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  Speaker 3: he said it like three times throughout the entire show,
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  Speaker 3: and every time I would just cry laughing. It's such
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  Speaker 3: a crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's stealing your fucking uh, he's stealing your lane, I know.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, he'd be like, it would be like
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of a song that they played.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't It was something really funny that oh it was, uh,
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  Speaker 3: Sandstorm in my search history. But it was so funny,
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  Speaker 3: and he'd just be like.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody, puts your fucking hands up. I'm very famous in
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  Speaker 4: New York.
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  Speaker 1: And he'd be like, he, to his credit, he is
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  Speaker 1: very famous in New York. I think he used to
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  Speaker 1: have like a morning show or some ship on the
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  Speaker 1: local station.
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  Speaker 3: It's yeah, I don't know, I'd never heard of him,
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  Speaker 3: but it's still awesome to say that you're very Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it was all I do is win.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's hands go up. Yeah, a very favorite. We sit
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  Speaker 1: in New York and they stay there.
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  Speaker 3: And also we're all sitting, so no one's putting their
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  Speaker 3: hands up.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to get a sitting crowd height.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually especially memorial show.
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  Speaker 1: Put your heads up for the fall in. Yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: me hear you make some noise for the fall in.
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  Speaker 4: If you fucking hate Alt Kaida, put your fucking hands
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  Speaker 4: in the sky, if.
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  Speaker 1: You fuck with first response, Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: It was literally like he did stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, everybody on the left, if you fuck with Firefighter,
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  Speaker 1: everybody on the right. If you fuck with cops.
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  Speaker 4: Put your fucking hands in the sky, shoot those fucking
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  Speaker 4: guns off.
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  Speaker 3: Oh but Gundam style.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you said it was a funny ass show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good. It was good.
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  Speaker 1: Did uh? It was funny even just reading the blog
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  Speaker 1: because you just said, like, you're obviously trying not to
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  Speaker 1: give away jokes, and you're like, he was very funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And Jenny came up and he was also very funny.
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Fallon wasn't that funny?
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  Speaker 1: But wow, shots fired? Well, he didn't have a set.
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  Speaker 1: He sang a song and then just said that he hadn't.
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  Speaker 1: That's not funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, just Pete Davidson did like the same thing. He
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  Speaker 3: only had he did two jokes. Yeah, and then he said,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't done stand up in over two years.
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  Speaker 1: Why do people why? Why would people make you? I
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  Speaker 1: guess this is they're built an excuse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yues, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: This probably sucks, but getting paid a ton of money,
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  Speaker 1: so I would say no to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think they got paid? Yes? You think yes?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder because they say all the proceeds went to
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  Speaker 3: a nine to eleven charities, which I probably actually got
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  Speaker 3: paid still a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think that it's for like first uh, first responders,
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  Speaker 1: hospital bills, Like a lot of people just breathed in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of building.
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  Speaker 3: People are still dying. Yeah, I think more like illnesses
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  Speaker 3: caused nine to eleven. So listening to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad, we're gonna get into a lot of fun
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Did you watch the met gala at all?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I uh, I watched back just like
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  Speaker 1: the tiktoks about who understood the assignment? You didn't understood
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  Speaker 1: the assignment, and a lot of people didn't understand the assignment.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't. I don't understand you don't get the assignment.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that apparently the met gala is supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be which someone I was talking to you called it
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  Speaker 3: camp campy.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean, like summer campy or like yatra,
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  Speaker 1: like over the top.
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  Speaker 3: Over the top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, huh, I like that was the theme of it.
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  Speaker 1: This years to be very tacky and where I think
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  Speaker 1: people are just trying to like get noticed by wearing
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  Speaker 1: the most out there thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love how Kim Kardashian like covered up her face
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  Speaker 1: and everyone's like something's going on with Kim Kardashian. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. She probably just got fucking
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  Speaker 1: crazy plastic surgery for like the fifth time in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think had her head covered for weeks? It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's just changing her face up and like acting like
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  Speaker 1: it's a fashion decision.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you think she Uh, Like she goes into
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  Speaker 3: the party and she keeps thing on so I hot
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  Speaker 3: as funk on that with that.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like just drinking. Yeah, yeah, She's just like
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  Speaker 1: carry through it.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a zipper for the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: She has an assistant coming just on zip her mouth
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  Speaker 1: and I shove him and go in.
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  Speaker 3: There was I saw Grimes her outfit. She had a
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  Speaker 3: mask on, and I was watching an interview with her,
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  Speaker 3: and you just can't understand a word she's saying the
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  Speaker 3: entire time. She just sounded like the teacher from Penis
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  Speaker 3: sounds like bane I.
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  Speaker 1: Was born fucking yeah, adopted fucking you lot mosque.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, uh, they were like, Grimes, what are you?
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  Speaker 3: What are you wearing today? And she was like, perhaps
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  Speaker 3: is wondering, Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot him
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  Speaker 3: man before throwing him out of a plane. That wasn't
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  Speaker 3: my bed.
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  Speaker 1: I was dressed by rold and who made your use.
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  Speaker 3: Ralph somewhere in here decided to switch it.
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  Speaker 1: Up a bit.
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  Speaker 3: God, Yeah, so that was weird as fuck. She had
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  Speaker 3: a sword too. I'm suppase you're allowed to bring weapons.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably to kill the to sacrifice the homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're I mean, if anybody's sacrificing the homeless.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean AOC, think about yeah, think about that
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  Speaker 1: museum that only they can go to. Yeah, tough, tough,
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  Speaker 1: tough times for AOC.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, I think she should honestly be executed for
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  Speaker 3: pulling a six stunt like that.
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  Speaker 1: She just has a fucking set of nerves.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, if it's the rich, I think they should
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  Speaker 3: tax the homeless. Honestly, I think they should up this
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  Speaker 3: homeless taxes to fifty percent.
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  Speaker 1: They should just have to give half of what they make.
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  Speaker 1: There should be someone at the end of the day
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  Speaker 1: who just goes around and whatever they payhandle. They should
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  Speaker 1: just have them fucking skimming off the top.
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  Speaker 3: They should remake American Psycho with AOC. She like leaves
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  Speaker 3: the met gallow with her uh, tacks the rich thing
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  Speaker 3: on and then she goes and just like acts as
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of homeless people to death with all her
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  Speaker 3: rich for her aggression out somehow it's like her and
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  Speaker 3: Bella Hidie beeasting dress off of me.
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  Speaker 1: Her and gigided hanging out the window like the joker,
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  Speaker 1: shaking their hair out into the fucking crowd.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as as soon as they get into like
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  Speaker 3: the secret party, she like rips off her dress and
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  Speaker 3: it reveals like a kill the homeless dress underneath it.
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  Speaker 1: They walk away away like catwoman. Yeah, him fucking just
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  Speaker 1: throw it right and everyone cheering as they're just fucking
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  Speaker 1: eating live food off of fucking naked homeless people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean apparently there's some like people say there's
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  Speaker 3: an Illuminati ritual at the Macdella really where they praised
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  Speaker 3: the devil.
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  Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense. Glenny Balls accused me
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  Speaker 1: of having Illuminati shorts. He said, these shorts look like
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  Speaker 1: Illuminati shorts. It's like, bro, what they're fucking shorts?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't. Doesn't look like there's anything that.
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  Speaker 1: They're champion, there's nothing. I'm not fucking Illuminati, Glenny.
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  Speaker 3: Was nothing wrong with champion?
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  Speaker 1: The fuck is he talking about? Bro? Very fucked up
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  Speaker 1: to call me?
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised Trump wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: Probably was.
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  Speaker 3: They probably just snuck him in through the back.
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  Speaker 1: What if he was Kim Kardashian and like Kim Kardashian
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  Speaker 1: took off her mask and it was just Trump underneath that.
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  Speaker 1: That'scy Kim Kardashian has been Trump the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: How do you go to something like that, like with
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  Speaker 3: like all that stuff on, Like what if you weren't
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  Speaker 3: What if it just wasn't It could very well have
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  Speaker 3: just not been Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 1: They said that, Like I saw a post of like
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  Speaker 1: her the person who did her makeup that day, Like
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  Speaker 1: some dude was like posting like, like do a makeup
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  Speaker 1: for Kim Kardashian tonight? Really she just wore a mask
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  Speaker 1: the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Probably spent fifty thousand dollars, dude, I would have be
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like I'm calling it now,
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  Speaker 1: Like what if Trump just fucking switches it, flips it
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  Speaker 1: and uh just runs as a Democrat.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it seems like he's not like
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  Speaker 3: he thinks haven't really settled down with Trump, Like he's
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  Speaker 3: still still here.
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  Speaker 1: Why not just get back in the mix and just
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  Speaker 1: like flip everybody watch how fast all the Liberals just
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  Speaker 1: get on board and like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they would all kill themselves.
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  Speaker 1: But I think they want to win just as badly,
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  Speaker 1: and like if they had all the Trumpers, like if
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  Speaker 1: they had all the people who are super into Trump
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  Speaker 1: on their side, Yeah, dude, I could see it happening.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. My dad's like a super big
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  Speaker 3: uh Democrat and the AOC we were talking about the
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  Speaker 3: AOC dress and he was like, just a disgusting day
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  Speaker 3: for the Democrats. So he talks about them like they're
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  Speaker 3: like like football team. He's in a cult. He's like
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: they like I remember when Trump won and he was
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  Speaker 3: like they said this was going to be a blue wave.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: They lie yeah and off about it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. And the last election when like it was
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  Speaker 3: like Trump was winning for the first half, he was
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  Speaker 3: losing his shit. We we all yelled at him and
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  Speaker 3: told him to go upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: Because he was just flipping tables.
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  Speaker 3: Is just like it's like we're just all watching the election.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of fun to watch, and he's like just
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  Speaker 3: really bringing the vibe down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to keep the crack going. You got
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  Speaker 1: to keep the vibe going in the right direction.
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  Speaker 3: Because like we weren't like I mean, no one in
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  Speaker 3: my family was like a Trump person. But like also
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  Speaker 3: at the same time, we're not gonna like I'm not
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like screaming at the dinner table about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like volunteer your knees like the lady. Yeah, inauguration,
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  Speaker 1: like the skies are about to open up.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, he came with Conda forever.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody that stands a politician just has to go. You
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  Speaker 1: just can't. You just can't do it. And God made weirdos.
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  Speaker 1: They threw the fucking book at you. Yeah, like if
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  Speaker 1: you're really doing shit, like, well, it's all performative and
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  Speaker 1: I saw it. Beto was like AOC's dress was performative.
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  Speaker 3: People who hated are being performative and they're like everything
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  Speaker 3: is performative, and it's true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like you're no one actually cares about AOC's dress.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like laughter is performative. Yeah, Like because
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  Speaker 1: I'll sit at home, like can I'll watch like like
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  Speaker 1: I watched The Shane Gillis Special like yeah, and there
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  Speaker 1: was like one or two times where I actually laughed
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  Speaker 1: out loud, and that's like such a rarity when I'm
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  Speaker 1: watching anything, like, Yeah, if I'm sitting alone, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna laugh. But when I'm with other people I laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a performance by me or is that just
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  Speaker 1: me like riding the wave of like having buddies around
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  Speaker 1: and having good times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I get that. I honestly I
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  Speaker 3: laugh alone alone a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I'm watching, if I'm listening to, if I'm
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  Speaker 3: listening to a podcast, I'll laugh out loud to good
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  Speaker 3: amount of times.
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  Speaker 1: There are podcasts that make me laugh out loud, just
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  Speaker 1: giggle by myself. Don't say their names, this being one
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  Speaker 1: of them, yeah, this being the only one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Did you see the Nicki Minaj thing about
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  Speaker 3: the vaccine. Yeah, her cousin from Trinidad with the big nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, son of a son of a Trinidad Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's clever, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a fucking hilarious I mean she that
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  Speaker 1: actually might have been a first ballot Twitter Hall of
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  Speaker 1: Fame O.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think it was awesome and everyone could
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  Speaker 3: get on board with you. Yeah, and I loved the
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  Speaker 3: research that went into it too. She was like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: she was like, I'm not getting the vaccine for the
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  Speaker 3: met Gala. Is that what she was talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was the machal. I think
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  Speaker 3: it was something else. It was some war, some award MS,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, something something like that. And she was like,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to get the vaccine for this. If
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I get the vaccine, it's like I'm going to get
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: it when I when I've done my research and I'm ready.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: And then like ten minutes later she posts like a
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Twitter poll asking which one she should get and like
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: that was her research.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: It is hilarious. Yeah, the only research, like people's research
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: is just like what comes across their algorithm on their
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: social media of choice. Yeah, there's nobody who actually is
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: like like parsing through like the medical papers or some shit.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Like if you're going to read medical papers, you just
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: be on board with the ship in the first place.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The big Nuts thing was hilarious because it's just
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: like there's no way, well, first of all, there's probably
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: no way that it was from the vaccine.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has an ST.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: He has an STD.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, also like nobody's. Nobody's gonna get pissed off about
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: nut size no matter what. Yeah, big nuts, small nuts,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: No one cares, and no one's really even noticing. No.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: I loved the idea of like him in the dressing
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: room getting ready for his wedding, and he was like,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: we got to call it off. My nuts are fucking huge.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: He's like trying to fit into his suit. I can't
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: wear this.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: He comes out of the he comes out of the
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: dressing room and his ball is just like his ass.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: He just got an ass on the front, just massive nuts,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: a front ass.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: We have to call this off.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't you just flip him around? It's the vaccine, babe,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: he wears the pants backwards.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: He just has an indent, massive nuts. It's the fucking vaccine.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I should have done more research. Yeah, what the fuck
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: was I thinking? This poor train of daddy man, and
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: they called off the wedding.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: For his nuts.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't marry him. His nuts
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: are too big.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: They're just ridiculously big.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: It's probably because all the other women would have wanted
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: to fucking wants his nuts are so big.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh I Can't's just like primal instincts, Like
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: you see a pair of nuts that big, you want
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: to fuck them.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's like how men are drawn to like
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: big wide hips or big lips. It's like a sign
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: of fertility. Like think of all the sperm that this
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: man is keeping in his nuts. It's like a fucking
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: yetti cooler filled to the brim with sperm.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: He's also probably just like coming out Johnson and Johnson
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: vaccines and stuff, like he's got the secret He's.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Got chunky micro chips. Any time of nuts is like
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: passing a kid in the stone because he has so
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: many micro chips he's nutting out of his massive nuts. Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: oh man, truly unbelievable stuff. You say we should call it?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I guess so. I want to keep talking, but like
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do, we're trying to do something short
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: for the people. Uh. Usually it's full, full, long ass
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: episodes that are fucking just like this, but even giggly er.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I feel like that was basically as many topics as
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: we would have covered. We just talked about them, went
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: in a way shorter form.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just we didn't. We just scratched the surface.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: We barely scratched the surface the tip of the iceberg.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Usually we will make a Titanic size boat sync with
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the fucking shit that we get out, but just a
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: little taste.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, I had something I wanted to say about the Titanic. Oh,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: it was on nine to eleven, and it was like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: it feels like there's people who are either I feel
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: like there's two sides of the type of the nine
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: to eleven. It's like people who are like, oh, I'm
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: glad nine to eleven happened, Like I don't give a
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: fuck about this, Like do you have anyone have any
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: idea how many people died in the Middle East because
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: of the US? Like there's that, there's that size, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: then that, and then there's people who are like like
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: the entire Middle East needs to be bombed to smithereens
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: and like the United States is the greatest place on
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: the planet. Yes, and like they're like wearing like it's
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: like fourth of July for them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and it's massive and it's just like well
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: that like we're just about to go into it again
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: after that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah means revenge time.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I was thinking I want to become someone who's like really,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: really passionate about the Titanic and.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Just celebrate the Titanic moments of silence for the Titanic.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: People every year read it like nine to eleven or.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Just like are always comparing the Titanic to nine eleven. Yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: we're like nine to eleven is your Titanic? Yeah, you know,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: twice as many people died on the Titanic nine eleven
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: and we completely forgot. Yeah, never forget.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, alver forget the Titanic.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: You got to learn the date of it. Do you
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: know the date of the Titanic?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: No, And I'm just gonna become like super anti icebergs,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: like even.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Iceberry lettuce in your salad you don't eat.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I honestly think that global warming is a good thing.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Kills off all the iceberg We should nuke the icebergs
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: like a waiter's like, you want some iceed water? What'd
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you say?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Way too soon?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You know how many people died on the Titanic and
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: you're just offering me iceberg Like non ice water is
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: freedom water? Now you want some French water or some
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: freedom water? Yeah? That was my May thirty first, nineteen eleven.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Never forget, never forget nineteen eleven. Whoa nine to eleven? Youck,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: what the bro? Look at that? If you cover up
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the one, nineteen eleven turns to nine eleven. Real, that's real, Yo,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy, bro. That shit is fucking spooky. All right?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bomb the icebergs. We're gonna go to uh,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go to Penn State. Yep, we'll have something
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to report on that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we will next week. If you enjoyed this, listen
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: to the earlier episode this week. Yeah, or yeah, just
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: with KB no swag. Yeah, and he's fucking dope. Yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: here's the reason both of us have our jobs. Yep.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Do you see how the people being like, why does
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: he does he talk like? Does talk like him?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I did see that. I don't think we talk it
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: like the same at all.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You just both learned how to talk from the Internet. Yeah,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you both speak fluent Internet.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Peace was