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Whackhead makes a man SWEAT in this hilarious prank · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead,
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  Speaker 2: something exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna make this dude sweat, all right, that's
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  Speaker 3: that's the mandate from the family.
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  Speaker 1: Wife and daughter.
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  Speaker 3: Remember a few weeks ago the guy at moving to
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  Speaker 3: OZ and I made him sweat, making out like he's
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  Speaker 3: a drug mule and his whole application to move to
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  Speaker 3: Australia is going to be denied.
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  Speaker 1: Was so nervous, stressful process.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and and you loved that situation so much. So
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  Speaker 3: so he has another situation.
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  Speaker 1: He's stressing somebody out.
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  Speaker 3: So so wife says to Habby, you know what, let's consolidate.
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't you join my business. It'll be great, she said.
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  Speaker 3: So her business, she's got a cleaning company, like like
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  Speaker 3: deep cleaning services. Come to your house. We do a
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  Speaker 3: deep clean on your house. So they go to all
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  Speaker 3: these houses. You got a couple of cars, a couple
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  Speaker 3: of teams. And he's now involved, but very hands on
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  Speaker 3: as well. So he goes to the heart overseas from
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  Speaker 3: start to finish. It does a few things in there too. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So so they get called to houses all around the West. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and honest living a very pure, honest, honest job. You
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  Speaker 3: know you're cleaning other people's houses. What could go wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's count the way.
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  Speaker 3: Well, many things can go wrong. Oh yeah, yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make this man sweat pretty bad. Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: First person who has the daughter caroc sane? That's my idea.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think of it?
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  Speaker 4: We haven't encountered anything like this, so that's definitely making.
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  Speaker 2: Stress of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what type of person is is he? Quite?
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  Speaker 5: A stress very canal, very allible, you know, not not
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  Speaker 5: a person that really gets.
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  Speaker 2: On his high horse make him panic?
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  Speaker 5: Do you re clean matter?
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Can I speak to mister Compli?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Can you hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station. Yes, where were you
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  Speaker 3: on the twenty sixth of May? Does a number two
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  Speaker 3: your number Durbanville make any sense? So you admit that
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  Speaker 3: you were at the premises? Yes, The lady of the house,
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  Speaker 3: a certain one, missus b Look, is currently an arcustidy.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand, sir?
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  Speaker 2: For what reason?
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  Speaker 3: Something very horrific took place on the Sunday at that house?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that you cleaned up a crime scene.
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  Speaker 3: So what items did you clean up at that house?
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  Speaker 2: The one carpet and the chair and the.
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  Speaker 3: Land suite, And did you not think that was just
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  Speaker 3: a little bit suspicious.
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  Speaker 2: That's quite normal in my job to do I do
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  Speaker 2: it from day to day.
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  Speaker 3: So it seems to me that you very suspiciously cleaned
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  Speaker 3: up a crime scene.
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  Speaker 2: Not suspiciously cleans up. That's my line of business, that's
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  Speaker 2: my line of income. And my wife has been doing
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  Speaker 2: this for twenty four years and I came in as
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  Speaker 2: partner from with her and we're running a legal business.
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  Speaker 3: Well, something very illegal, sir, happened in that very bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but there weren't any flat stained?
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  Speaker 3: Is that because you are extremely good at your jobs.
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  Speaker 3: There's no time to brag about your competence.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? No?
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  Speaker 3: Are you aware that missus Tracy Slash is pregnant? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I saw that.
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  Speaker 3: And do you know that the father of that baby
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  Speaker 3: is not her husband?
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  Speaker 5: That?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. She just said I spent it's coming
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  Speaker 2: home just soon and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: So it seems like the apparent motive for your involvement
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  Speaker 3: here is the fact that you are the father of
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  Speaker 3: the baby.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think possible. I haven't met a woman before Monday.
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  Speaker 5: The.
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  Speaker 2: Then and if she needed anything, because he's a baby
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  Speaker 2: on his way, the asking of any that might that
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: So let me ask you, what were you going to
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  Speaker 3: name the baby?
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  Speaker 2: I've got nothing to do with the baby.
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  Speaker 3: So we are looking for a guy that goes by
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  Speaker 3: the code name the hout Bay Hoover hit man.
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  Speaker 1: Do you own a hoover? Sir?
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to do incy of telling.
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  Speaker 3: You well, ballistics report shows that it was a Hoover
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  Speaker 3: and not a Kirby as first suspected.
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  Speaker 1: Sir.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm done with this line of questioning at
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  Speaker 3: the moment. I'm going to put you through to my
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  Speaker 3: secretary who's going to take some more details.
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  Speaker 5: And speak.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks wicked.
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  Speaker 3: He was very overs and my mother actually sent me
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  Speaker 3: a missing He's explaining they.
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  Speaker 2: Caught me for a bed one day.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell he's a sweetheart. The hat they hoover
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  Speaker 1: hit me better leave that angel illusion.
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  Speaker 3: Just cleaning a pregnant lady's house, standing to have the
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  Speaker 3: house ready for when baby arrives.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're proud of yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Are very oh gosh, brutal it's pink raise your glass.
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  Speaker 3: It's pink raise your glass here on k for mornings.
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  Speaker 3: People get a lot of joy out of hearing people
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  Speaker 3: and sweat like that.
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  Speaker 1: I know you do. That's why I do it, especially
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  Speaker 1: when it's really nice people. And you can tell that
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  Speaker 1: one is always nice. People like the nicest ye always nice.
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  Speaker 1: They don't deserve it. They don't deserve it, which is
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  Speaker 1: exactly why it works totally right. Got a sweetheart legend
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  Speaker 1: and that was not funny. That was pure evil.
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  Speaker 3: Is like Acleberry from.
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  Speaker 4: Listen. That guy can't find his words. Oh my word,
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  Speaker 4: but he's so sweet, Oh my word.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the man visualizing an orange jumpsuit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He's like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to the tricky I'm going to be in
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  Speaker 3: polls more for Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: Okay not you say.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I've had I've had that done to me.
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  Speaker 3: But they took it even further. I had the cops
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  Speaker 3: do this this, this this prank on me, and they
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  Speaker 3: took me from off the street.
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  Speaker 1: It was all set up. They'd been obviously knew who
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  Speaker 1: you were.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, they'd been tracking me for two days to
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  Speaker 3: make this as plausible as possible. All right, and then
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  Speaker 3: they took me and they locked me up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of this recorded.
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  Speaker 3: They charged me, Alice. They charged me that if everything
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  Speaker 3: took my shoelaces, took my belt, took Alice.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see this video.
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  Speaker 4: It took your belt.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds of it scary. No, you can't have anything that
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  Speaker 1: you could hurt yourself with the way you said that
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  Speaker 1: they stalked you for two days like as hawks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, take this big. They did it all in the
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  Speaker 1: van bomb here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. If you say balance has been all I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is I know the feeling. Sure, I know the feeling. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: If you want anybody prank, listen, it's minda. We we're
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  Speaker 3: heading towards the end of the year, but we've still
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  Speaker 3: got time to prank your loved one on you can
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  Speaker 3: see me an email. It's uh Darren s at KFM
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  Speaker 3: dot co dot z a