Latest / The Year Of Shame Challenge / S14E04 - Invisible bits
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- 0:13In the not too distant presence, a challenge unlike any other,
- 0:17begins Three men, One year 0 game purchases.
- 0:24They stand against temptation, towering backlogs and the
- 0:28endless lure of digital sales. This is the year of Shame
- 0:34challenge. A test of willpower.
- 0:38A battle against impulse. A journey into the heart of
- 0:41unplayed games where only discipline survives.
- 0:51Hello and welcome to the next episode of Your Shame season 14.
- 0:55I think it's episode 4. I've been reliably informed I've
- 0:59been joined by my 2 Co hosts. The Co host with the most
- 1:04professional setup I've seen yet.
- 1:08Hello, Rich. Hello there.
- 1:10And the Co host with the most notes I've ever seen.
- 1:14Stu, hello. Hello to you.
- 1:17Hey, Brian. Hey, Rich.
- 1:18How's it going? Yeah, good.
- 1:20Thank you. It's.
- 1:21Good to see you both. Feels like it's been a while.
- 1:25Been a while since the last episode.
- 1:27So what have you guys been up to?
- 1:30Rich, do you want to go first? Yeah, sure.
- 1:33It's been a busy month. So I've been banging on about
- 1:35moving house all all year long. It's finally happened.
- 1:41So this month my gaming list is short, but my activity list is
- 1:46long. I've been managing the house
- 1:48move. I'm in a good place now.
- 1:51So we're all set up. Got my kind of new new office,
- 1:55new man cave. But that's come after quite a
- 1:59bit of excitement with the house move.
- 2:01So I tried to, I kind of tried to make life easier and get
- 2:06professional people in to help with the move.
- 2:09So I'd got people booked to come the day before the move, load up
- 2:12fans, like a proper packing service, that kind of thing.
- 2:16And I got rid of a bunch of old furniture the weekend prior,
- 2:21like things I knew I wouldn't need.
- 2:23So I felt like I was completely on top of the whole job.
- 2:27And I was set to move on a Wednesday, and then on the
- 2:30Monday night, having got literally everything ready to be
- 2:34packed on the Tuesday, or already packed, I just had to
- 2:37whizz around the house and take off lampshades, light shades and
- 2:41things like that. Because that's part of the deal.
- 2:43When you move house, you just leave a bulb in.
- 2:46Don't leave the other stuff unless people have asked for it.
- 2:51And unbeknownst to me, because I've used these like Life X kind
- 2:55of Wi-Fi bulbs, so you can change the colour of them and
- 2:59change the brightness and all of that kind of stuff.
- 3:01But what that has the effect of doing is your light can not be
- 3:06on, but your lights can also be technically on.
- 3:11So as I was fighting with a slightly troublesome light
- 3:14shade, trying to unscrew it with some very old cabling in the
- 3:17house that was more like Jelly than actual cabling, I did one
- 3:21twist too many and like genuinely set off quite a big
- 3:26explosion which blew all the electrics in the house and sort
- 3:32of blew myself up a little bit. So my arms were like kind of
- 3:36like twitching and shaking and stuff like that after I'd done
- 3:38it. Oh dear.
- 3:40Oh my God. And this was all, you know,
- 3:42literally 36 hours before completion, no electrics.
- 3:46I was worried about the being a fire this honestly.
- 3:49So let's call out an emergency electrician.
- 3:53Meanwhile, yeah, my arms are sort of tingling and that kind
- 3:56of stuff. So my should just get hold of
- 3:59some company that we're able to come out within the hour and get
- 4:03stuff sorted. So that was good.
- 4:05And then there was the discussion about, well, what do
- 4:07I do? Do I need to go to a hospital?
- 4:11And it's like, this is such bad timing.
- 4:12So I took the ignore it and it'll go away approach.
- 4:17I make the mistake of Googling, you know, what happens if your
- 4:19arms are kind of red hot and tingling after an electrical
- 4:23incident and might never Google anything to do with health
- 4:27because it's like, Oh yeah, this will be necrosis.
- 4:30You're basically burning from the inside out and your nervous
- 4:34system is torched and all of that stuff.
- 4:37So obviously I just took a professional approach of like,
- 4:39let's ignore this. Let's see how we're doing in the
- 4:41morning. And it and it was fine.
- 4:44It did die down, but it was genuinely quite weird because I
- 4:46didn't feel a massive electric shock, but it was like just in
- 4:51the minutes afterwards I was kind of like, Blimey, I must
- 4:54have taken quite a few vaults through me at that point.
- 5:00So that was that drama that got fixed.
- 5:03And then Tuesday was packing day.
- 5:05So we just got this kind of team of people that just come in and
- 5:07just whirlwind through the house and load stuff up and then got
- 5:12to the point of having to disconnect the washing machine,
- 5:15which again, I was kind of like, well, this, this is not
- 5:17difficult. It is literally turning a tap
- 5:20off, unscrewing a single thing and then pulling the thing out.
- 5:25So I did that, but then upon doing that realised that they
- 5:29kind of shut off. Tap in my house was unable to
- 5:33actually shut off. So then ensued the water leak
- 5:37which was unstoppable. So I had to call out emergency
- 5:42plumbers on the night prior to my moving and exactly the same
- 5:46deal. Pay through the nose, people
- 5:47will come out straight away and sort it.
- 5:49That got sorted as well. So it would have been a really
- 5:54stressful time, but for the fact that we were actually really
- 5:57well prepared and had people to help, which kind of built in the
- 6:01time to be able to deal with all of these crazy disasters that
- 6:05were going on. So to be honest, by the time
- 6:08trying to move the next day, I was I was shot of the old place.
- 6:12It wasn't like an emotional farewell.
- 6:14It's like basically old house. Thanks very much and goodbye
- 6:17forever. And then moved into new house,
- 6:21which is just lovely. Like the the previous owners
- 6:24have had it for three years. They've spent those three years
- 6:27basically doing it up and it's like they've been out and bought
- 6:31one of those home magazines and gone nice ideas of decoration.
- 6:37The the kind of thing you look at and go, that's really nice.
- 6:40I could never do that. And that's what I've moved into.
- 6:43It's got this, this lovely house.
- 6:46It's all like hard floors on the ground floor and carpets
- 6:49upstairs, which I've not been used to.
- 6:51I've always lived in hard floor houses and it's actually really
- 6:53cosy and nice and I had the joy of basically building from
- 6:59scratch my gaming room. So it's just start, you know,
- 7:03obviously started with a complete blank sheet empty room.
- 7:07And I've because it's all different shapes to my old room.
- 7:10I've I've got new desk, new whatever you call the thing that
- 7:13holds your PC, PC stand, I guess.
- 7:17So been doing the kind of flat pack building and like just
- 7:20configured everything. I've got some lovely displate
- 7:23posters up on the wall. I've put my soundproofing in
- 7:26because I'm a bit nearer to where the rest of the family are
- 7:30going to be. And I've just made it all really
- 7:32nice and it's, it's just comfy, cosy.
- 7:36And then I think the only disaster I've had at the new
- 7:38place is in this gaming room actually.
- 7:41So the carpets are all kind of deep.
- 7:44So what I was finding was once I was sat in my gaming chair and I
- 7:48tried to move, I was, I was essentially in like, it's like
- 7:51being in sand. I just stuck.
- 7:54So I've bought one of these polycarbonate mat things, which
- 7:59is wonderful. I can just kind of freely roll
- 8:01around on the floor here now. But being being a bloke who
- 8:06doesn't read instructions, this, this thing arrived rolled up
- 8:10with a couple of like that kind of tape straps around it and I
- 8:14could see there was some kind of instructions on it.
- 8:15I was like, oh cool, I'll open it all up and then I'll read
- 8:18those logic was not applying at this point.
- 8:22And then cut the cables on this thing and what was a really
- 8:26tight roll in a, in a nanosecond expanded to be a 1 1/2 metre, a
- 8:321 1/2 metre sheet of bulletproof glass in a room that is not much
- 8:37wider than that. So it just, it was too quick to
- 8:42even be shocked. And miraculously, because it's
- 8:44not a big room, it managed to just sort of open into empty
- 8:48space. Whereas if I'd been standing at
- 8:50any different angle, it would have, I don't know what would
- 8:52have happened because it would have like the forces of this
- 8:54thing would have had to brace against the PC, the desk, the
- 8:59walls. So I got out of that with just a
- 9:02quite a deep cut in my hand and then obviously once it was open,
- 9:07the instructions were then there to be read all cuts.
- 9:11Yeah, do not cut. You need to follow these
- 9:14instructions. This is an incredibly kind of
- 9:17hard and sharp basically glass like material.
- 9:20Under no circumstances just cover tape.
- 9:25So so learning has has kind of not happened.
- 9:28But anyway, all's well that ends well there.
- 9:31It's obviously been kind of house centric this month.
- 9:35I've done kind of, I talk about fitness every month.
- 9:37I've done literally no fitness stuff because I've just been so
- 9:41busy. But the act of moving heavy
- 9:44boxes in, in the kind of hundreds of like journeys
- 9:48overall has meant that I've actually hit my target for kind
- 9:52of weight. So I'm 21 lbs lighter than I was
- 9:55at the start of the year. I've hit target weight and I'm
- 9:59feeling good. So I've kind of, I've obviously
- 10:01been active and I've walked up and down flights of stairs so
- 10:04many times that it's kind of replaced any kind of exercise.
- 10:09So that is all good. And the sun has come out here in
- 10:11the UK. So yesterday, I mean it 19°,
- 10:15it's not like a scorcher but for April time that is very nice.
- 10:20So yesterday afternoon I was saying to Stuart before we hit
- 10:22record, I was working from home in the afternoon, sat in the
- 10:28garden in scorching bright sunshine with my 170 megabits
- 10:35Wi-Fi connection in the garden, feeling good about life and the
- 10:38move. So that's that's my month in a
- 10:42nutshell. How about you, Stuart?
- 10:45Yeah, again, I didn't think I had a busy month, but when I
- 10:48start to list all the stuff down for each of these recordings,
- 10:53there seems to be an awful lot that's on the list.
- 10:55So we started off the month with we had a like an annual Comedy
- 10:59Festival down here in Hobart and we had a couple of comedians
- 11:03come in from overseas and one of them was a South African
- 11:05comedian called Sculpt beside note that we went to go and
- 11:08watch and he was really funny. So that was a good night out.
- 11:12And then about a week later Lloyd Cole came back to Hobart.
- 11:15He was here about 3 years ago, came back again.
- 11:19This time the airline didn't manage to lose his guitar so he
- 11:22was in a much better mood. Another good night out.
- 11:25You know, he was playing all the hits.
- 11:27So that was a that was a good night.
- 11:29Started building an Arduino based tape player from my ZX
- 11:33Spectrums so that I wouldn't have to load up audio tapes.
- 11:37Bought a kit that was going to do that.
- 11:39Realised that the Arduino clone that it used was faulty.
- 11:43After I'd sold it all together. Started again because the the PC
- 11:47board and that was then destroyed because I couldn't
- 11:49unsolder it without taking various bits and pieces off.
- 11:52So decided to make a version that didn't use a a pre printed
- 11:55PC board. Wires everywhere.
- 11:57Got it all working was just about to put into the 3D case
- 12:00and then it failed because the board just died.
- 12:04And again it was a it was a clone Arduino so not a genuine
- 12:081. I looked at my collection and
- 12:10thought should I do a third one? And then thought no I'll change
- 12:13directions and I'll build something using Raspberry Pi
- 12:17because I got all these Raspberry pi's lying around so
- 12:19I've got a touch screen for that.
- 12:21Got a Raspberry Pi out-of-the-box, put everything
- 12:23together, finish the build, 3D printed a case for it.
- 12:27And I thought, you know what, I'll send a link, a photo to you
- 12:30guys showing you how good it looks.
- 12:32So I picked it up beside the Zedex Spectrums in the wall and
- 12:35I went and got my phone and I was taking a photograph of it
- 12:38and dropped the damn thing and cracked the Raspberry Pi board
- 12:41in half. And I was like, Oh no, that's
- 12:44another one in the bin. So the next morning had to go
- 12:48down to the electronic shop by another Raspberry Pi board.
- 12:51It's all now working the programme all been written from
- 12:53scratch using Python, which I've I've never really used a lot of
- 12:56before. I'm more of a Pearl or Java
- 12:59programmer. And so it was good.
- 13:01It was good fun to do that. You know, it's oh man, I've just
- 13:05said, you know, again. And for anyway, that listened to
- 13:09the last episode when I listened back to it as part of the, the
- 13:13pre work before we published that, I realised that I'd
- 13:15probably say, you know, about a million times a day when I'm
- 13:19doing these other recordings and not so much when I'm just having
- 13:21a chat to, you know, a normal sort of situations.
- 13:25See what happened there. So I apologise, I will try to
- 13:32reduce that down in this episode.
- 13:35But yeah, I, I, I got it back up and working.
- 13:38It's, it's got a nice little Python front end, a little gooey
- 13:41that shows you a list of all the Zedex Spectrum games.
- 13:44And there's a different direction for Oryx and then
- 13:46Dragons and all the other computers from the same age.
- 13:49And you can basically select the one, hit play and it'll play the
- 13:53audio out through the earphone socket.
- 13:55And you can stream that into your Zedex Spectrum or your your
- 13:58computer that you got there and load straight from it.
- 14:00So that was quite a fungal project to get going, even
- 14:04though it needed a lot of iterations to get it right.
- 14:08I got my science at Cambridge Mark 14 back from the framers,
- 14:12and it looks really good. It's hanging on the wall there
- 14:15behind me. So it's on the wall here with
- 14:18all the other. I think there's about 10 of them
- 14:20on the wall around my office now.
- 14:22I've run out of wall space for all of my computers, so I need a
- 14:24bigger office. But that's a conversation I'll
- 14:26have to have with the family as to which room they want to give
- 14:28up so I can move. Into that exactly.
- 14:33And then my wife pointed out that she needed a space in the
- 14:38garden to do some re potting of plants.
- 14:40And we've got, you know, a couple of little again, see,
- 14:44we've got a BBQ area and we've got, we've got the front garden.
- 14:47It's got a little patio on it. But there was nowhere that she
- 14:50could just stack up all the garden stuff and, and go mad and
- 14:54do various potting activities. So I said I'd make her a potting
- 14:58table and went down to the local hardware shop, picked up some
- 15:03some wood, some planks and things for that, and severely
- 15:07overestimated just how robust this thing needs to be.
- 15:11So the the planks that I came back with were probably an inch
- 15:15or two too thick for what the use case is going to be.
- 15:19This table is the most solid thing in the house, including
- 15:24the framework of the house. It's going to last for about
- 15:261000 years. You know, it's it's robust as
- 15:28all hell now. Yeah.
- 15:30It doubles up as an earthquake shelter.
- 15:32You can definitely hide under it if there's any sort of shaking
- 15:35going on. Yeah.
- 15:36And so that was that was the month I did.
- 15:39I've got one other topic that I wanted to talk about here
- 15:41because it was something that I learned about that never heard
- 15:43of before. Have you guys ever heard of
- 15:45Galaxian 3? In the arcade, it sounds like it
- 15:49sounds like medication. So Galaxian was like, there was
- 15:54almost like a, a Galaga or a Space Invaders type clone where
- 15:58you were looking down the bottom shooting and you had these,
- 16:01these aliens that would drop down and spin around and shoot
- 16:03you while they're going. I, Galaxian 3 Project Dracoon
- 16:08came out in the 1990s and I, I, I went down this massive rabbit
- 16:14hole on the Internet looking at this thing.
- 16:16It's a multiplayer game that supported 28 concurrent players
- 16:22in one room. 28 Oh, that is, That's impressive.
- 16:28Seriously impressive. It's an entire, yeah, it's an
- 16:31entire like large room of itself.
- 16:34And I have never seen anything like that before.
- 16:37So that was that was something that, like I say, I spent far
- 16:41too long this month just looking at a thing, trying to figure out
- 16:43why it existed and who would ever put it anywhere.
- 16:47Because I mean, it wasn't a good game.
- 16:50It was just it was just that you could do 28 concurrent players
- 16:52at once. But that was my that was my bits
- 16:57of time that I spent this month on on non direct gaming related
- 17:02activities. What about yourself, Ryan?
- 17:05Let me see, I think last month I hadn't finished the school year
- 17:10hadn't finished, or I was just about to finish.
- 17:12Did I talk about graduation ceremonies?
- 17:14You were you were getting ready for the kind of emotion fest
- 17:18that that is, those ceremonies. Yeah, So look, they have
- 17:22graduation from elementary school and from middle school.
- 17:27I only time I ever got to graduate was from uni.
- 17:30So we don't do it in schools in Ireland or didn't anyway.
- 17:33But we had them and I knew it was the last day I was going to
- 17:37see these kids. Now we're going to see them
- 17:39again and the whole they're all saying see you see you next time
- 17:42phases. They've learned.
- 17:43So I'm like no, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye because I can't
- 17:46officially tell them that I'm leaving.
- 17:48So I was getting I was trying not to get emotional saying
- 17:51goodbye to the gates lever playing games.
- 17:54I had a week off, which didn't they have like a midterm below
- 17:59midterm break. It's the end of term and you get
- 18:01a week and then you're back at the school.
- 18:02So I started in a new school this year instead of being in in
- 18:06multiple schools. I mean, one school, which is
- 18:09really weird because last year I was 2, the year before I was in
- 18:12three different schools on different days a week.
- 18:15This year, one school and it feels like I'm going to work in
- 18:19the same place every day and it's really old.
- 18:21It's really for me, it's not become very old.
- 18:24But the key, the staff, the staff are all really good,
- 18:29really good, really friendly to chat.
- 18:31They don't know much, know much English, but I don't know much
- 18:34Japanese. But between us, a lot of
- 18:36pointing stuff, we sort of get through it.
- 18:39There is one staff member who is new.
- 18:43He's he was in my previous school and in the two years that
- 18:46I was there, he spoke to me twice because he was forced to.
- 18:51No, he spoke to me once and then he spoke at me another time.
- 18:54So we don't exactly get on. And he's now sitting beside me
- 18:57in this new school. So I'm very, very chuffed on the
- 19:00days he's now a teachers teacher.
- 19:03So he's like, like God at the old.
- 19:05He goes into helping the teachers to teach their classes
- 19:08and giving them pointers and stuff, but he's a bit of a Dick.
- 19:11If you're listening to this, you are.
- 19:14But you see the rest of the kids.
- 19:17I've got a whole new bunch of kids from what, 13 to 1516?
- 19:23And they're all, they're all pretty good.
- 19:26They're I've, this is embarrassing the first grade.
- 19:32So first year in secondary school are absolutely, it's just
- 19:36like they've been where they've got where caffeine wired into
- 19:39them and energy drinks. They're all really, really
- 19:42energetic. And if I walk down the corridor
- 19:45and they're all coming up and they're all screaming Brian.
- 19:48And it's the teachers there think it's hilarious because
- 19:51they think I'm being treated like an idol.
- 19:53And they're the kids all want to come up and chat, which is great
- 19:55because that's my job. But they all keep calling me
- 19:58cute and it's no, no, I'm not cute.
- 20:01I had this in the previous. I have to accept the fact that I
- 20:05have put weight on. And they think round is cute.
- 20:08So yeah, I need, I need to do the exercise routine that we're
- 20:14just doing. I need to lose weight.
- 20:17Other than that, the kids are all great.
- 20:19I've really enjoyed the classes so far.
- 20:20I've been put in charge of the special needs kids.
- 20:25They have one class, technically 10 to 15.
- 20:28So I have to go through their, the curriculum and set up
- 20:31classes for them, design classes, which it's not
- 20:34something you've ever had to do before.
- 20:36So it's new challenge and has me extremely nervous, but it'll be
- 20:40fun. I have one or two, one or two
- 20:44teachers with me, every single with me for most of the classes
- 20:46and some special needs teachers in there for the emotional
- 20:49control kids. They seem to be really cool.
- 20:52I've enjoyed I've met with them twice so far and just chatting
- 20:56with them, most of them quite good.
- 20:58Someone very, very shy. So they hide behind their their
- 21:01notebook when they're looking at me.
- 21:03So I picked up another notebook and I was hiding kind that I was
- 21:05talking to them. They were getting really, really
- 21:09freaked out. He's weird, but yeah, yeah,
- 21:14that's quite good. They're quite cool.
- 21:15Let me see. Other than school, it's cherry
- 21:19blossom season now, which is called hanami.
- 21:22Hanami. It's the cherry blossom viewing
- 21:24thing. So you've probably seen pictures
- 21:27of parks where people sit down underneath cherry blossoms.
- 21:31They usually get the newest employee, but most recent
- 21:35employee to run out in the morning and find spots under
- 21:38cherry blossom trees and that they all the rest of the company
- 21:40can come out and have lunch then underneath and they so they, if
- 21:45you're the newest employee, you've got great days.
- 21:47Head out there as soon as work starts, head out there and sit
- 21:50in the park all day waiting for everybody else to come up.
- 21:52So you bring tarps or blankets, picnic blankets and music and
- 21:58then they all come out and sit there and have lunch at
- 21:59lunchtime and then you just get to play up.
- 22:02It's really nice. So yeah, nice day, but it's
- 22:05quite crazy. So we went to a park that is
- 22:09it's probably about maybe about 3/4 an hour away from us.
- 22:13My wife had seen this on the Internet, the pictures amazing.
- 22:16So we thought there's loads of trees we turned up and there's
- 22:18probably about 50 to maybe to 100 trees all throughout this
- 22:23park in the park is huge. So, but they're spread out, just
- 22:26nice little sections, everything again, so we can think.
- 22:28We saw, we wanted to see more. So we went up, we went to
- 22:32Nagano. It's about 3 hours of West from
- 22:36here. The trains don't really go up.
- 22:39The trains go near, but they don't actually go into that
- 22:40area. So because it's up the mountain.
- 22:42So we got a bus from Shinjuku and central Tokyo and all the
- 22:46way out. And it's Tokyo, not Tokyo.
- 22:51Japanese bus tour the only foreigner sit on the bus and
- 22:55it's this really weird Japanese vibe because everybody is all
- 22:58sitting there. They all have their little lunch
- 23:00boxes. The trip the bus brings you
- 23:02along and once every time we hit a service area on the motorway,
- 23:07we stopped for people deal the toilet because there was like an
- 23:10older an older clientele on the bus.
- 23:14But it was good they, they got up into the mountains, into
- 23:18really rural areas and got the whole sides of mountains that
- 23:21are just covered in cherry blossoms.
- 23:24The views were amazing. The, we think of cherry blossoms
- 23:28being like, especially back in Ireland, they're just like
- 23:32they're on the street and they're all planted.
- 23:33But over here they're wild. So you'll have sides of mantels
- 23:36that are like dark green or different colours of green.
- 23:39And then you have like maybe 10 or 20 cherry blossoms just in
- 23:42one section. Just looks really weird.
- 23:44Looks really good, very beautiful.
- 23:46When we did the trip, we, we stayed in a hotel and like, you
- 23:54know what, these Japanese toilets, advanced, super
- 23:57advanced. I swear they've got AI in them
- 24:00or something. But you walk into the toilet and
- 24:03the lid opens up automatically for you.
- 24:04So this is nice. If you stand there in front of
- 24:08long enough, the seat will pop up.
- 24:11If you're going to do, if you're going to do as a comedian used
- 24:16to say, Russ Abbott, a wee jobby, I think that's what he
- 24:19used to say. You sit down.
- 24:22It's really weird because as soon as you sit down, lights
- 24:24come on, come on underneath, underneath you and the whole
- 24:27bowl is just lit up. I'm like, why are you lighting
- 24:30it up? Is there a camera down there?
- 24:32Isn't it? But I'm going to as a fan going
- 24:35the sprays going, what the fuck is?
- 24:37I don't know what's going on. I'm going to end up with some
- 24:39only fans website with this. It's just got really weird.
- 24:44But it's always warm as well. I'm like.
- 24:46Yeah, this just doesn't feel right.
- 24:48Why is it eating it? Yeah, like even don't just.
- 24:53It's not just the seat is warm. The water afterwards that washes
- 24:57you is warm it. But yeah, it.
- 24:59But anyway, you sit in this way, you do your business and as you
- 25:05you want to clean. I thought, how about you reach
- 25:09around the back In order to reach around the back, you lean
- 25:11forward. As soon as extra light gets in,
- 25:14it thinks you're finished, you've stood up and it starts
- 25:16flushing. That's OK.
- 25:18That's grand, but then the the lid starts to come down on top
- 25:21of me and I've been swallowed by this toilet.
- 25:25This thing. Keeps coming down and back, hit
- 25:27me on the back and like there's a button on side of the on the
- 25:29wall that you tap to get the lid to open up.
- 25:32I'm hitting that tree, it opens up and then soon as I lean
- 25:35forward again, the thing comes out smacking me on the back,
- 25:37trying to swallow me the whole time I'm using the toilet and
- 25:40the toilet flushing the whole time.
- 25:41Stuff AI toilets are scary. They're trying to, they're
- 25:44trying to take either like one of the big snakes trying to grab
- 25:47you. Yeah, that's really weird.
- 25:50So a crazy toilet. Let me see.
- 25:55Other than the toilets, we took a drive up north Bus an hour and
- 26:01a half from here, from my wife's mother used to live.
- 26:07It's a small city called Sano and it has the, it has my
- 26:11favourite cafe in this country. So we went up and took a drive
- 26:16around and headed to the cafe, and the cafe was set up in 85.
- 26:22I think it was this, this old guy running it.
- 26:24It looks like his wife was there as well, and maybe some
- 26:27grandchildren running around serving in it.
- 26:30It has maybe six seats. And it's usually.
- 26:33Reasonably busy because it's just the neighbourhood.
- 26:35It's in the middle of a housing estate for what you would call
- 26:38out what you call a housing state if it had been organised
- 26:41better. But it's just really weird that
- 26:44you go in, he's roasting beans. He does competitions, the in
- 26:49Tokyo and stuff and he's it is really well.
- 26:52But when he when he gets bored or when he's finished roasting
- 26:55beans, he takes out a guitar and starts to serenade people.
- 26:58So he starts singing old Japanese rock songs or Elvis
- 27:02songs. It's just the most, it's really,
- 27:05really bizarre. But it's he's really nice and
- 27:08well, he's chatted to my wife. I can't my Japanese not that
- 27:12good. But yeah, it's just a really
- 27:13nice place. And that's the only other thing
- 27:16we've news from here is that we've had yet more earthquakes.
- 27:21So I think next week, I've got some boxes to the left of me
- 27:27here. We have to open up.
- 27:29It's our earthquake supplies. Because of the earthquake,
- 27:32they've said that we should have a weak supply of food in case
- 27:35the Army can't get to you. So we're going to go through,
- 27:38make sure everything's in date and add in more food stuff.
- 27:41One of them's full of water, one of them's full of food.
- 27:44And I don't know the other ones in, but yeah.
- 27:46So we have to add more. The realities of living in the
- 27:49earthquake world. Yeah, that's.
- 27:53Yeah. Wow.
- 27:54Yeah. So the latest earthquake, we
- 27:57didn't feel it even though it was quite large.
- 27:59But it's very odd. Japan has got it's four or five
- 28:03plates, it's all lined on. And then you've got the what I
- 28:08call the vault lines, the fault lines.
- 28:10So if you, you can be right beside for an earthquake,
- 28:13earthquake is, but if your piece of ground is actually stable,
- 28:16you won't feel all that much. Or you could be a hundred 200
- 28:19miles away and still feel it. So the earthquake two years ago,
- 28:23that's maybe 4 or 500 miles away.
- 28:26We, we felt that quite bad. But the one the other day,
- 28:30despite being bad, we didn't feel it Also, it's quite weird.
- 28:33And that's, well, that's it. That's basically all the news
- 28:36from here. Who wants to go next?
- 28:40What programmes have you watched there?
- 28:43I'll go next. Yeah, got your organised lists,
- 28:45your organised notes? So this month, what have I
- 28:49watched Quite a lot somehow. And again, I don't know quite
- 28:53how this happened because I don't think I watch a lot, but
- 28:58there's there's two Youtubers called Ludwig and Michael Reeves
- 29:02who did that tip to tip Japan that we talked about previously.
- 29:06They're now going through from the South of China to the north
- 29:09of China, which is like 3000 kilometres with no maps, no GPS
- 29:13and no Chinese language skills. It was it was a good fun watch
- 29:18completely unscripted, some quite good moments and an
- 29:25interesting insight into how Chinese people treat rules.
- 29:31So they they're talking to a whole bunch of guys that that
- 29:33they meet and every so often they get told the same thing
- 29:37over and over again. It's if the rules don't say
- 29:40you're not allowed to do it, do it.
- 29:43OK. So there'll be a, there'll be a,
- 29:46a road they're travelling down and there'll be a big bollard in
- 29:50the middle of it saying Rd closed.
- 29:51But there's no sign saying you can't go around the bollard.
- 29:55Just go around and carry on going.
- 30:01It's more of a guide than a rule, you know.
- 30:04Yeah, so that was a good watch. I carried on watching The Man of
- 30:10the High Castle. I think I'd, I'd got through
- 30:12like 4 episodes in the last month.
- 30:16So this month I've watched the remaining 36 episodes, all Four
- 30:21Seasons. The end of season 3 was was
- 30:24genuinely the end of where they should have stopped the story.
- 30:29Season 4 you just got the feeling that they'd run out of
- 30:31ideas. They were killing off 1 main
- 30:34character every episode and it was like, I don't, I don't see
- 30:38where this is going anymore. It ended OK, but it was very
- 30:42definitely the end. I mean, it's never going to be a
- 30:44season 5. It was it was finished.
- 30:47So it was an enjoyable watch Despite that last season just
- 30:50being that little bit weird, you know?
- 30:52And then I think Richard in, in the last episode you'd mentioned
- 30:57inside the manosphere the Louis Theroux.
- 31:00Yes. Miniseries.
- 31:01So I watched that and and that was eye opening.
- 31:04That was, that was really eye opening to the point where, I
- 31:08mean, all the young guys that they're, that he's actually
- 31:10interviewing are all the same age as my son.
- 31:13And so it made me quite worried. So I, I ended up going around to
- 31:18my son and saying to him, do you know who these guys are?
- 31:20I mean, do you follow any of them?
- 31:22And language warning in advance, his response was, why would I
- 31:28follow them? They're all some new NTS, you
- 31:31know. So.
- 31:35That was very reassuring to me. Yeah.
- 31:38But it is, it's worrying to think that there's, there's
- 31:41that, that view out there of, of people living their lives with,
- 31:45with that approach to the opposite sex and not just
- 31:49sexist, but homophobic, racist, everything was in that, that
- 31:53sort of mentality that these guys were, were living their
- 31:56lives according to and, and, and I did that was, that was quite
- 32:01eye opening to me, as I say, but well worth the watch.
- 32:04I think, I think it's, it's something that everybody should
- 32:07at least be aware of. I, I finally got around to
- 32:11watching micro men, which was a mockumentary that came out in
- 32:152009. And it's the story of of
- 32:19Sinclair and Acorn back in the 70s, eighties, 90s.
- 32:25Oh wow. It stars Martin Freeman and and
- 32:31Alexander Armstrong. Alexander Armstrong wearing the
- 32:34worst orange wig or bald cap wig that you've ever seen and and
- 32:40Martin Freeman playing what seems to be exactly the same
- 32:44role as he played as Tim in the office.
- 32:48But again, it sort of fitted the storyline.
- 32:50So it was it was a good, it was a good single view.
- 32:54And that was just on on YouTube. So it wasn't like you had to
- 32:57have a subscription service to watch it.
- 33:00There was a couple of things that were that they did get
- 33:02wrong. And again, this is just me
- 33:03being, you know, a spectrum fanboy.
- 33:06But when you're doing a mockumentary on the spectrum and
- 33:10you see them typing load, open quote, close quote and an enter,
- 33:14at least show us a Spectrum loading screen and not a
- 33:16Commodore 64 one. And they had a shot of like a,
- 33:27it was supposed to be like a, a computer show from 1979.
- 33:32And so they're going around showing you all these people to
- 33:34try to sell these very, very basic computers back in 1979.
- 33:39And then as the camera pans across, there's two kids sitting
- 33:41playing on an Amstrad CPC 464 that probably only came out in
- 33:47about 198687. So again, maybe just dial it
- 33:51back and don't take things so seriously.
- 33:53That's more on me than on them. You need a job as a consultant
- 33:59for them. Exactly.
- 34:00Yeah, The Boys season 5 has started up again.
- 34:05Again, it's the same as over the top violence and gore as the
- 34:08previous Four Seasons. This is going to be the last
- 34:10season. It's supposed to be superhero
- 34:14sci-fi absurdism. Unfortunately though, the
- 34:18storylines that they're showing you in this season mirror what
- 34:21we're seeing in the US government.
- 34:23Almost image by image. I mean, everything that they do
- 34:26that seems so stupid and over the top we're actually seeing in
- 34:30the news as well. So that's it's worrying and it's
- 34:34I mean, this was all filmed sort of six months ago, so it's not
- 34:37like it's current that they're they're the leeching off of.
- 34:41But it's weird that real world is now emulating what used to be
- 34:46something that was unimaginable, you know?
- 34:49Yeah, that's. Deadlock.
- 34:52I know we spoke about Deadlock before Brian.
- 34:55It was filmed there. Season 1 was was filmed around
- 34:58my part of the world. In fact, a lot of the scenes
- 35:00came from a local beach. Season 2 is on Amazon Prime now.
- 35:05It's an Australian comedy murder mystery series.
- 35:10This one is set up in Darwin, the opposite end of Australia
- 35:13from where I am. And Darwin's got this, this
- 35:17famous competition between the two jumping croc companies that
- 35:23operate for tourists out there. There's the there's the original
- 35:27jumping Crocs and there's the superior jumping Crocs and the
- 35:30two companies that operate, but they've had to subdivide the,
- 35:33the river up so they're not allowed to step on each other's
- 35:35toes and infringe each other's little sort of footprints.
- 35:40And this series plays off of that an awful lot.
- 35:43You know the whole murder that happens is is associated with
- 35:46the the crocodile tourist boats. It's quite comedic in the same
- 35:52way that season 1 was. If you if you enjoyed season 1,
- 35:55I can definitely recommend season 2.
- 35:57Yes, Deadlock season 1 was amazing.
- 36:00It was a really good show, yeah, but look, we'll try and watch
- 36:04that next month. Season 2 is quite good.
- 36:08Look looking forward to. It and then based on that sort
- 36:13of vein of, of, of mini series Netflix is how to get to heaven
- 36:19from Belfast came up and going into this one, I, I knew nothing
- 36:23at all about it. The story is it's from 2026.
- 36:26It's on Netflix. As I say, three friends get
- 36:28together to remember a fourth friend that's passed away.
- 36:31There's a lot of sort of, you never know quite what's
- 36:34happening from episode to episode.
- 36:37The first episode, it came across as like a mix of Derry
- 36:41Girls and Knives Out murder mystery.
- 36:44You know, there's comedy there and it's, it's about, like I
- 36:47say, it's based in, it's based in, in Ireland.
- 36:52As the episodes went on, each character sort of was fleshed
- 36:56out and the actors grew into the character.
- 36:58So there was more comfort in the way they were presenting them
- 37:02and, and less overacting. And it ended up being very
- 37:06similar to Deadlock. Really enjoyed that as well.
- 37:10So that's what I've been watching.
- 37:12When it comes to reading, I'm still on the Wheel of time.
- 37:14My Kindle's telling me that I'm now 75% of the way through book
- 37:178. I'm probably back to doing one
- 37:20paragraph a night before my eyes just slow down and shut
- 37:24completely. So it's not quite as fast a
- 37:28walkthrough as it was the last time, but but we're progressing
- 37:30through, you know, we're up to 75%.
- 37:32So that's that's probably as much as I did this month.
- 37:37So, Rich, do you want to go next?
- 37:39Yeah, sure. So I mean, I guess I might have
- 37:42done a bit more telly and books and stuff because I was without,
- 37:46with the move, I was kind of without Internet for probably
- 37:488-9, ten days and managed to get a few things kind of downloaded
- 37:53onto a tablet so that I could cope.
- 37:56And certainly the kids they had, they had plenty of stuff
- 37:59downloaded to, to help them survive a very testing week in
- 38:03their lives. So telly wise, and I guess it's
- 38:06a little bit related to the Louis Theroux manosphere thing.
- 38:11I do watch John Oliver does like a satirical news thing last week
- 38:16tonight. So that's that's kind of weekly,
- 38:19except for when they don't make up episodes.
- 38:22They they they all do weekly and then they'll stop for a month.
- 38:25But there's one particular one that they are focusing on
- 38:29Twitter slash X and how it's evolved since basically it
- 38:34became monetized. And it kind of runs in parallel
- 38:37almost to that Louis Theroux thing where there's, you know,
- 38:40people are generating content just for the purposes of
- 38:43engagement, AKA money. And that that was really eye
- 38:47opening. I mean, it's a really good show.
- 38:48It's probably not a good show if you're a pro pro Trump because
- 38:52it's very much taking the opposite stance.
- 38:54But I find that every episode, whilst they'll be kind of like
- 38:57taking the Mick out of people and generally kind of roasting
- 39:02right wing politicians, but they will always deep dive into a
- 39:06like a really well researched topic.
- 39:09And it can be something completely random, you know, a
- 39:13random government department or talking about certain medication
- 39:16or whatever it might be. But I'll always deep dive into
- 39:19something and give you like genuine like education about
- 39:24what the issues are and what the options are to make things
- 39:27better. So I find that quite a kind of
- 39:29galvanising thing to watch with the, you know, with the world
- 39:32going mad, there's, there's moments of hilarity and hope
- 39:37contained within that programme. And then theories wise, I
- 39:42watched. So BBC have run a kind of, I
- 39:45think it was 6 parts episodic thing of Lord of the Flies,
- 39:50which I watched. I think that's a book that I was
- 39:52probably made to read as a kid and probably didn't read it.
- 39:57So I feel like I'm playing, you know, catch up from several
- 39:59decades ago. And it was it was slightly
- 40:03pretentiously done, but but generally pretty well acted.
- 40:06Obviously entire cast of children basically running
- 40:11through the story. I can't say how close it is to
- 40:13the book. But the themes definitely seem
- 40:16to be the right sort of themes and that was good fun.
- 40:19What else have I watched? Night of the Seven Kingdoms
- 40:21again, six part series in the House of the Dragon and Game of
- 40:25Thrones world. It's a it's not really a
- 40:29prequel. It's a stand alone based, based
- 40:31before events of the other series and really good little
- 40:36short, tight episodes, about half an hour each written with
- 40:39some humour. It kind of stood on its own.
- 40:41It didn't feel like a needless spin off it, it was its own
- 40:45short story and good fun. And then what else I've planned
- 40:48through more, These are the ones I downloaded.
- 40:50So more Parks and Recreation that I was talking about.
- 40:53Good, good comedy. So I've watched all of season 3,
- 40:56which was like 20 episodes. All of season 4 that was about
- 40:5920 episodes. And I'm a good way through
- 41:01season 5. Again, they're just little 20
- 41:04minute hits where it's like I don't want to go to bed yet.
- 41:06So one more thing, movies wise. So I made a promise to the kids
- 41:11that we'd watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
- 41:14We watched the first one at Christmas time.
- 41:17I think. The rest of them watched The Two
- 41:20Towers during a school holiday when I was working, so I was
- 41:24given some homework whilst they were away.
- 41:27At Easter I was given homework to catch up and watch The Two
- 41:29Towers, which I very much enjoyed.
- 41:32And then we all together watched Return of the Return of the
- 41:35King, the third one last weekend.
- 41:38And I always remember it as being absolutely epic.
- 41:42And I just remember like sobbing at the end and that kind of
- 41:45stuff. And it was weird this time
- 41:47around. I don't know whether I've
- 41:48watched it just too many Times Now, but I I found the third on
- 41:52a real drag this time because it is a long movie and I obviously
- 41:56know what happens. And it does do that thing where
- 41:59you think it's going to end and then there's like another 45
- 42:01minutes of extra stuff and then you think it's going to end
- 42:04again. And there's more.
- 42:06So I didn't enjoy it as much this time around, but it's nice
- 42:08to have watched it all together. We're doing The Hobbit.
- 42:13Next. I don't know.
- 42:16I've only ever watched the first Hobbit and I didn't.
- 42:18I think once you've got for me, once you've got through the
- 42:21trilogy, it's kind of like, right, I'm I'm done now.
- 42:25I've done this world, but you never know.
- 42:27Maybe, maybe. I didn't think a new one.
- 42:31The Army can join, yeah. Search for Gollum or something.
- 42:35Yeah, Conan O'Brien is involved. I think it was Conan O'Brien.
- 42:39OK, either that or it was April Fool's Day and I read a weird
- 42:44article. I don't know.
- 42:46No, no, they're definitely making a new one when I think
- 42:47they were saying that Viggo Mortensen is the only one that's
- 42:50not going to be coming back for his role, but they're trying to
- 42:54get all the rest of them back. Great.
- 42:58Interesting. Yeah, I'll look.
- 42:59At that should be interesting. Yeah, I've been playing a little
- 43:04bit of board games. So there's a game, I don't know
- 43:05whether I've talked about it before, but I must talk about
- 43:07it. It's called Flip 7 and it's just
- 43:11essentially a deck of cards. It's a it's a combination
- 43:14between, if you've heard of it, past the pigs push your luck
- 43:19game where you roll little rubber pigs basically and score
- 43:23points depending on whether they land snout first or on their
- 43:27backs or whatever. But it's a really great game
- 43:30that's good for whatever crowd you've got.
- 43:33So if you've got kids, it's easy enough to understand.
- 43:35If you've got parents who kind of don't want to invest in
- 43:39learning rules or if you've got a bunch of mates or whatever,
- 43:42it's really good. It's, I'll describe it quickly.
- 43:45Just get a great big deck of cards.
- 43:47And in that deck there is one card with the number one on it,
- 43:502 with the number 23 with the number 3 and so forth, all the
- 43:54way up to 12. So it's 12 twelves.
- 43:57And the object of the game is you basically just get Delta
- 44:00card and then you get a choice each time whether to hit or
- 44:06stick. And if you get duplicate cards,
- 44:09you're out. And if you stick, you can bank
- 44:11the points that you've currently got.
- 44:13So there's, you know, it's, it's kind of mathematically based.
- 44:15You know, if you've got 12 in front of you, A, you've got some
- 44:18points, but B, you stand the strongest chance of getting a
- 44:22duplicate. And once, and if you get 7
- 44:26unique numbered cards in front of you, you bank all of those
- 44:29points, the round ends and you get some bonus points as well.
- 44:32So there's a kind of incentive to push, but you don't have to.
- 44:36And then thrown into that, there's just a few little kind
- 44:39of wild card things where you can freeze somebody else or you
- 44:43can force somebody else to have to draw three more cards with no
- 44:48no opportunity to bank in the middle.
- 44:50And then I think there's like an extra life card, which you can
- 44:54you can take keep for yourself and then obviously use it if you
- 44:57get duplicate and carry on. So it plays really, really
- 45:00quickly and you just whizzing around the table just kind of
- 45:03like stick, stick, stick hit, hit, hit, hit.
- 45:06And then first of 200 points wins.
- 45:09Great fun. Takes about 10 minutes per round
- 45:11to play. It's dirt cheap.
- 45:13You get it off Amazon for 10 bucks.
- 45:14Highly recommend it if ever you find yourself with probably
- 45:18three other people wanting to fill a few minutes.
- 45:22So we've played a few rounds of that and then in book news, I've
- 45:26I was complaining a bit about Wolf Hall in previous months and
- 45:29how it was a bit of a drag. And I think I've I've channelled
- 45:33my Stuart vibes and I've said to my I had a word with myself as
- 45:38like, I might hate this, but I'm still going to invest the time
- 45:41and finish it. So during the house move, I made
- 45:44sure that I found time whilst there was no Internet to get it
- 45:50finished, which I did. And I have to say, there's so
- 45:53much fuss about this book meant to be good and it just isn't.
- 45:57I didn't vibe with it at all. I found it snobbishly kind of
- 46:00assumed that you knew all the history, which luckily I did so,
- 46:05but it's only through remembering what I was taught
- 46:07when I was like 13 that I knew what was going on, not not
- 46:11because of the book. And I, I did some kind of
- 46:14Googling to work out whether this was a thing.
- 46:17And that is apparently a feature of Hilary Mantel, the author.
- 46:21She likes to just let not explain anything and let the
- 46:28reader do their stuff. And and and I find it really
- 46:31obtuse and unfun. So having finished that, I
- 46:35picked up a book called 1000 Blues which is a Korean sci-fi.
- 46:41And it was. Instantly better.
- 46:42A pleasure to read. It was kind of futuristic, all
- 46:45about essentially robot jockeys in the future.
- 46:50So they kind of designed lightweight robot jockeys so
- 46:54that the horses could run faster.
- 46:56But it very much wasn't really a sci-fi.
- 46:58It was all about the people, about the people and the animals
- 47:02and how, you know, was it fair to let horses literally run
- 47:05themselves into the ground because they're going, you know,
- 47:07that much faster and having tiny, short careers.
- 47:12And yeah, it was really good. And I knew it was such a relief
- 47:15coming to that after Wolf Hall because the author described
- 47:20what was happening and who was talking.
- 47:23So it was very easy to follow. So I enjoyed that very much and
- 47:26finished that as well. And I've now moved on to a book
- 47:28called Stoner, which is not what you think.
- 47:31Well, it's not so far what you think it is.
- 47:33It's it's just a story based around First World War times
- 47:37about a guy who's a teacher. And again, it's just nice, good
- 47:41characters, well described, not a whole lot happening, but
- 47:44delightful to read. So I've I've had quite a good
- 47:47month in terms of all those other types of media.
- 47:50Very enjoyable. How about you, Brian?
- 47:54Let me see. I've watched Mayor of East Town.
- 47:59My brother told me many years ago to watch this show.
- 48:02Do you know this? Do you guys know us?
- 48:05No. I feel like I've heard of East
- 48:07Town. Not not seen.
- 48:08It it's, it was really good. It's basically a small town cop
- 48:13has been working on a missing girl case.
- 48:15She's not gotten very far more start to go missing and like an
- 48:20FBI, because FBI agent turns up to help to work with her and you
- 48:24get to see where you get to experience the well.
- 48:28It's like to be a small to live in a small village in America.
- 48:31It's the story is really well told.
- 48:34There are some minor surprises but it's quite good.
- 48:39I like this. Pretty good show.
- 48:42This. I think it was only one season
- 48:43though so I can't remember how many episodes.
- 48:47I then watched the movie called Res Ball which is REZBALL 2
- 48:52words. Think it's basically a feel good
- 48:55feel good teen movie that's set. Feel good teen movie that's not
- 49:00all that good to be honest. It's set on a Native American or
- 49:06first people's reservation in America.
- 49:09It's about it's school basketball team or they call it
- 49:13reservation ball team and trying to reach the basketball at the
- 49:17finals of a basketball competition.
- 49:18And it's OK. I wouldn't recommend it to be
- 49:21honest. Let me see.
- 49:22After that I watched Alice in Borderlands.
- 49:26Well I watched season 3. It's based on a Japanese manga.
- 49:31They made a live action version. It's the first.
- 49:35OK, quite simply, just watch the first two seasons.
- 49:37Do not watch the third season. It's a bit like Lost.
- 49:40It does not stick the ending at all.
- 49:43So watch the first two walk away with it.
- 49:46Do not watch anymore. It's basically people wake up in
- 49:50Tokyo and there's nobody around them.
- 49:52The place is deserted and they they're invited to games in
- 49:54which they die if they don't don't win.
- 49:57That's basically season 1-2 but just told better let me see it
- 50:02after that. Do I say let me see a lot?
- 50:06No more than I say, you know. No.
- 50:09Well, well, you know, I watched. This is a really weird movie I
- 50:15watched or yeah, movie. Did you read about Erskine
- 50:19Fogarty? That's the title.
- 50:21Sounds familiar. Why does that sound familiar?
- 50:25Did you ever you ever hear Blind Blind Boy or blind Boy Boat Club
- 50:31Irish comedian, podcast star and songwriter.
- 50:38This book, it's a short was a short story.
- 50:41It's set just after the Celtic Tiger crashed in Ireland about
- 50:452008 roughly. It's this guy who it's set his
- 50:52whole life based based on what he had bought.
- 50:54He has his wife, he has his two kids going to private schools.
- 50:57He has a fancy car, he has an American refrigerator and it's
- 51:03all like status symbols. And because the crash, he loses
- 51:06everything and that he decides he's not going to lose his
- 51:10American refrigerator because this was his major status
- 51:13symbol. He has the ice cubes and the
- 51:15door and stuff, that type of thing.
- 51:17So he basically drags it to his former home in Limerick, which
- 51:22is from Dublin. How many 100 miles?
- 51:26It's basically across the country and down a bit.
- 51:29It's he wants to bring it home to show his neighbours how
- 51:32successful he has been. And his mind starts to crack as
- 51:36he's going, as he's drag, dragging it down.
- 51:40It's just really weird. He starts quoting all these
- 51:42crazy facts about things. It's very odd, very, very odd.
- 51:47And it's if you've got nothing to do, it's a really good, it's
- 51:50a good watch, but it's difficult to recommend it.
- 51:54Let me see. No, I started and finished the
- 51:59final season of Stranger Things. That's a return performance as
- 52:03far as I'm concerned. It's sort of speaking about
- 52:07sticking the ending. I thought it did.
- 52:11Season 4. I didn't think it was that good.
- 52:15The finals, Season 5, whatever the previous season wasn't I
- 52:18think didn't think it was that good, was it?
- 52:20I don't know the Russians ever season that was.
- 52:23I don't think it was that good. This season was pretty good.
- 52:26A you weren't really sure what's happened at the end, but you
- 52:31know, they sort of leave things a bit fuzzy about what actually
- 52:34what really happened at the end. But my whole issue the final
- 52:37season is that the kids are supposed to be in junior high
- 52:39school and they look like adults because it's taken so long to
- 52:42make this, you know, 7 is definitely not the child.
- 52:46She wasn't the way for the start where she was like, she looked
- 52:50like, she looked like she was only 7 or whatever, 11 Now
- 52:52she's. Was there anything about that?
- 52:55I can't remember anything, but yeah, whatever.
- 53:00You know, they've grown up so much.
- 53:02Kids look really tall and they're big and beefy and it's
- 53:06just. But other than that, the show
- 53:08this season was quite good. It finished it off quite well.
- 53:12I watched the new hypeness project, Hail Mary.
- 53:17Overall, it was a pretty good movie.
- 53:19I can't even remember the name of the actor.
- 53:21And this was Ryan Reynolds maybe, I don't know, on camera's
- 53:25name. It's definitely over long.
- 53:29It's like 2 1/2 hours long. It could definitely lose at
- 53:32least 30, maybe maybe even closer to 50 minutes of it.
- 53:35That'd be much better. It just take goes too long.
- 53:39It's based on a book and I believe the book has two halves
- 53:45to it in getting the loneliness and then it becomes more of a
- 53:50buddy type movie. If you've watched the trailers,
- 53:54it's already spoiled or how it becomes a buddy type movie, but
- 53:58the movie basically focus on that buddy type buddies type
- 54:02movie section. I'm trying not to give it away,
- 54:05but if you've watched the trailer and you know that what
- 54:06happens? It is pretty good.
- 54:10But yeah, yeah, it's I don't know, it's pretty good.
- 54:14And you say after that. Then again, let me see.
- 54:17I also watched Rental Family. You notice that movie based in
- 54:21Japan? I think it's.
- 54:23That's Brendan Fraser. Yeah, yeah.
- 54:26I was going to say, actually, I need to write down actors names.
- 54:28I think it's Brendan Fraser. Yeah, from IMDb.
- 54:31It's basically a struggling American actor.
- 54:34American actor in Tokyo. He's trying to find the purpose.
- 54:36He lands an unusual gig working for Japanese rental family
- 54:40agencies, which do actually exist.
- 54:43He plays standing roles for strangers.
- 54:46He rediscovers his purpose and all that nonsense.
- 54:49He takes the role of being a, a husband to a, to a marriage to a
- 54:54lady. It's a fake marriage, but it's
- 54:57still the family thinks the lady's got married because
- 54:59actually she's going to end up, but she's gay and she doesn't
- 55:02have to tell her parents that she's gay.
- 55:04And so it helps her get and she, she's told the family she's
- 55:08moving to Canada. She can then live in the other
- 55:11side of Tokyo with her gay partner and not have to worry
- 55:13about it. And there's loads of these
- 55:15little things that help. One of them, a mother wants to
- 55:19get her child into a, an elementary school.
- 55:22So over here they have, you have like your public schools, you
- 55:27also applied one somewhere quite low standards.
- 55:29So they're really high. But some of the universities
- 55:32have high schools and they have middle schools and they have
- 55:36elementary schools. So if you get your child into
- 55:40an, excuse me, into a university's own elementary
- 55:44school, they will then progress through all that and they will
- 55:47get into the university without any problems.
- 55:51They'll get into much easier. They won't have to do the exams
- 55:53to apply to get in. They just move along.
- 55:55They call them elevator schools. So if you can get your child
- 55:57into the junior high school, then the same thing will happen.
- 56:00They move up. They are expensive to get your
- 56:02kids into. So you're paying a lot to get
- 56:04your child through the, the university.
- 56:06So it is, we've actually got 1 not so far away, but it is quite
- 56:11crazy. But to get your child in, you
- 56:14need to have a family unit, and a single parent with a child
- 56:17doesn't look good, so they won't pass the interview.
- 56:19So she, this lady hired Brendan Fraser to be her husband because
- 56:25her child was what they call hafu over here, half American,
- 56:28half half foreigner, half Japanese.
- 56:32And so he had to pretend he was the child's father.
- 56:36They actually pretend in the movie, they pretend to the child
- 56:38that he's actually the father as well.
- 56:40So she's never met her father. And that way the child acts more
- 56:43convincing in the movie. Yeah.
- 56:46Or in the interview. So it's sort of based on real
- 56:50life experiences. What will happen.
- 56:54It is. The movie is quite good.
- 56:56I liked it overall, to be honest.
- 57:00This whole rental family thing helps.
- 57:02It gives you an alternative to cope with situations that should
- 57:07be better addressed through counselling or just being
- 57:10honest. But there is, I don't know, it
- 57:13works. The movie is quite good.
- 57:16And if you're expecting American smalls, because I think it is
- 57:22American, it's not actually, It's not an American movie.
- 57:24It's a Japanese movie, so there's no American smalls.
- 57:26The ending of it isn't all this like syrupy sweetness, which is
- 57:30good. It's like a cross between
- 57:33European and American because European movies just give you no
- 57:36real ending. Everything's left open to your
- 57:38adjustment. The Japanese tend to give you a
- 57:40bit more closure. So like I was a huge fan of
- 57:43European cinema growing up and there's no a lot of the movies
- 57:47just don't have a proper ending. So this gives you a gives you
- 57:52closes the movie out, but it doesn't spell everything out to
- 57:54you. So I liked the movie was quite
- 57:56good. I've also been watching I
- 57:59haven't finished yet Dan the Dan, which is a manga but not
- 58:02like an enemy is quite good. I'm enjoying it.
- 58:06I mentioned that started new school.
- 58:08The kids have been recommending anime to me that they like what
- 58:13numbers called Hunter Hunter Hunter actually in Japanese
- 58:16Hunter Hunter, which is basically Hunter X Hunter and
- 58:21it's I didn't realise it's got like 80 episodes or maybe more
- 58:25and I started watching it watch the first two.
- 58:30It's OK. I think maybe if I started
- 58:35watching it many years ago when I was younger, I might be OK.
- 58:38I'll start watching one called Doctor Stone and that's not bad.
- 58:42That's OK as a really annoying character in it.
- 58:45But so I'll watch that. And that's that's all I've been
- 58:50watching. I'm watching or not watching
- 58:53Reading Brains by Eric SP Otrowski, better known as Duke's
- 58:58Gath or Duke on the Veteran Gamers.
- 59:02I've got the book here so I can read the blurb at the back.
- 59:05Nasha is a she's building a light.
- 59:07Basically somebody. The book is called Brains or How
- 59:09to Survive Apocalyptic Bibliophilia.
- 59:13It's basically somebody trying to build a library in after the
- 59:16apocalypse when there's zombies roaming the earth.
- 59:18And it's, it's actually quite good.
- 59:20I've been caught off guard with some of the reveals going
- 59:23through it. It's quite good.
- 59:24I like it to farm just over halfway.
- 59:27I'm enjoying a good read. And then the only other thing
- 59:30we're talking about shows that come from lots of different
- 59:32networks and I was watched and I listened to a podcast called
- 59:38Darkness Diaries. Don't know if you'd know it.
- 59:41It's basically all about dark side of the Internet.
- 59:44And it's a guy he interviews people have been previous
- 59:48hackers or on the security side. And this was about an episode,
- 59:53an episode called Superbox. It was just released and these
- 59:57are boxes that you can buy on Amazon or in Walmart Under those
- 1:00:01boxes you plug into your TV and give you all the channels, give
- 1:00:03you everything. You know, dodgy box is what they
- 1:00:06call them. These apparently part they're
- 1:00:10full of viruses and there's every they hook into your
- 1:00:14network, they street, they attack everything on the
- 1:00:16network, your network. So they'll go for your PC.
- 1:00:19If you bring your work piece on, they get infect that so that you
- 1:00:22bring into work and it gets on the networks.
- 1:00:24These things are really fucking dangerous.
- 1:00:27I've been trying not to use bad language.
- 1:00:28That's the item. So kids who are listening do not
- 1:00:30get any of these dodgy boxes. They're really, really suspect.
- 1:00:35But like people have in America, they have limits on their upload
- 1:00:39and whatever one of these super boxes was uploading I think was
- 1:00:44100 gig every couple of days just going to be uploaded.
- 1:00:48So where it was coming from, I don't know.
- 1:00:49They're all part of bot Nets and stuff, taking attacking websites
- 1:00:53or whatever. So if anybody's listening, be
- 1:00:56really careful about getting these dodgy boxes.
- 1:00:59But anyway, there you go of school of people.
- 1:01:04Other than that, that's all. So we'll go to playing and while
- 1:01:10we're doing playing, I'm going to mute and start closing
- 1:01:14because it's just hitting noon, not noon, sunset here.
- 1:01:17I'm going to close the curtains problem.
- 1:01:18I'm here put the lights on. So Rich, you said you hadn't got
- 1:01:21many. So if we go to Stewart first, so
- 1:01:23I've got time to to get around, so that's sure.
- 1:01:27You got you got an hour or so, no.
- 1:01:28Yeah, you got another one? Yeah, I've got the kettle on as
- 1:01:33well. All right, well, this month I've
- 1:01:36played. Back in a month.
- 1:01:37OK, go for it. This month I've played ten
- 1:01:40different games to varying degrees of success.
- 1:01:44I I started off with my my 2, you know, perennial games.
- 1:01:49I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3 and clear obscure and I I'm just not
- 1:01:54progressing on them at all. Boulders Gate 3 I think I'm
- 1:01:57going to have to backtrack quite a bit and take another another
- 1:02:02attack vector on it because I'm just completely stuck.
- 1:02:06I'm not progressing anywhere at all there.
- 1:02:08Clear. Obscure.
- 1:02:09Are you stuck with a boss or are you stuck just unable to
- 1:02:12progress story? No, it's, it's on a boss.
- 1:02:15You get to this point where you have to go and find this hammer
- 1:02:17to defeat the, you know, the eventual end boss.
- 1:02:21And as soon as you pick up the hammer, this guy who's like a
- 1:02:25devil says he's going to get you.
- 1:02:27And you got to save this little Hobbit thing that he's kept,
- 1:02:29he's capturing or holding as a as a hostage.
- 1:02:34And so when I go and rescue her, by the time I get her rescued,
- 1:02:38I've used up all of my like mini camps that I'm allowed to get my
- 1:02:44health back. I've used up all of my, my magic
- 1:02:48attacks and all I've got left is this, you know, piss poor sword
- 1:02:52that I can then attack him with. And so I've got nothing left in
- 1:02:56the in the in the pocket to, to actually do the main attacks
- 1:02:59that I need to. So I'm going to have to go back
- 1:03:02and try and figure out another way of actually getting to the
- 1:03:04point where I can get to him. And I've rescued her and I've
- 1:03:08still got something left in the tank to, to actually.
- 1:03:12So that was the first one where I just, it made me doubt my, my
- 1:03:17sort of ability to be a gamer. I then thought, right, I'll go
- 1:03:21back to clear obscure. And the note I've got here is I
- 1:03:27am no longer enjoying this. Oh no.
- 1:03:31I was just getting, I was just getting beaten every time.
- 1:03:34I tried hard and my reflexes weren't fast enough to do, you
- 1:03:38know, Paris. I then realised that I was
- 1:03:43playing the game completely incorrectly.
- 1:03:46I was using everyone as an attacker rather than dedicating
- 1:03:50one to be a healer, one to be an attacker, one to be a magic or
- 1:03:54whatever it needs to be, you know.
- 1:03:56So I need to go back there and and relook at that and skill my
- 1:04:00or equip my guys with the the little boosts that you get that
- 1:04:07are affiliated with the role I'm expecting them to play on.
- 1:04:10Every single encounter. So that'll be that'll be a task
- 1:04:14for next month. Top tip for me then let's start,
- 1:04:18yeah? Yeah, Rec Fest every week on
- 1:04:23Thursdays. I'm not making every single
- 1:04:25week, but those that I do join is still really good fun with my
- 1:04:29my mates down here. Rec Fest 2 is out on the PCI.
- 1:04:33Don't think it's come out in PS-5 yet, but we're still stuck
- 1:04:36on Rec Fest 1 and we're still really enjoying that, you know?
- 1:04:39I mean, that game has just got years of content in that, you
- 1:04:43know, you could just keep going and playing the same tracks over
- 1:04:46and over again and you still wouldn't be anywhere near as
- 1:04:48good as some of the guys that join our games as randoms.
- 1:04:52There's probably. About your your buds going to
- 1:04:54wait for for 2027 before because presumably all you'll all move
- 1:04:59together to rec fest 2. It would be pretty savage if
- 1:05:01they if they did it now and left you just flailing around.
- 1:05:06Knowing. Knowing them.
- 1:05:08Is that sowed the seed of the idea now?
- 1:05:12No, they're good guys. They'll, they'll most likely
- 1:05:16they'll flip flop between them. So, you know, maybe half the
- 1:05:18Thursday night session. We'll do Rekfest 2 if it is
- 1:05:21available and, and fully fledged and, and a full release and not
- 1:05:24just the, the beta that's out there now.
- 1:05:26And then we'll switch, switch back to Rekfest to give me a
- 1:05:29chance to at least have some, Yeah.
- 1:05:31I reckon you might find it in your library at some stage.
- 1:05:34I reckon you know in, in that, in that line, none of us have
- 1:05:40had a joker, none of us have had a a gift.
- 1:05:43So there is still some capacity to actually join those games if
- 1:05:48I need to, albeit at the at the cost of a klaxon.
- 1:05:53So other than Recfest, I was in this real funk and I thought
- 1:05:57I'm, I'm just not, I'm just not enjoying what I'm doing.
- 1:06:01This month I I picked a game called We happy few to play this
- 1:06:07month is is one of the ones on my list.
- 1:06:09It was originally banned in Australia because the the game
- 1:06:13focuses on taking this drug called joy to to fit in with
- 1:06:16society. And the Australian age rating
- 1:06:21guys took a very firm stance on the fact that that's that's not
- 1:06:26all. You can't have a game where the
- 1:06:27main focus of taking drugs. So it was originally banned and
- 1:06:31then they eventually LED it through.
- 1:06:32And so it appeared on my list somewhere, but was never
- 1:06:36actually played. I fired it up and it's a game in
- 1:06:40three parts. The first part, you're this guy
- 1:06:43who's trying to break free of this restrictive society that's
- 1:06:47all focused on taking drugs. I work my way all the way
- 1:06:50through that. It's got a lot of interesting
- 1:06:53missions you can do and a lot of math exploration.
- 1:06:56So it was it was OK playing through.
- 1:06:59It certainly wouldn't have been a game that I would have raved
- 1:07:02the boat to anybody. But you get to the end, that guy
- 1:07:05finishes his missions and then the second character that you
- 1:07:09play starts up and it's in a it's in the same timeline just
- 1:07:13running in parallel with his story.
- 1:07:15But in this one you're his ex-girlfriend and you got to do
- 1:07:19similar missions. But at the same time, you've got
- 1:07:22a newborn baby that you have to keep rushing home to feed
- 1:07:25because babies are banned in the society.
- 1:07:27So you can't take it out with you.
- 1:07:29So you, you end up running across the map and then running
- 1:07:31back because you run out of time to feed the baby to go back and
- 1:07:33run to the end of the map to do something else.
- 1:07:36And it just got quite frustrating very quickly because
- 1:07:42you're, you're not doing anything different.
- 1:07:43You've just got this added complexity.
- 1:07:46And then I, I managed to complete her bit and the third
- 1:07:50act started up. And then the third act, you're
- 1:07:54an old grumpy type 1 diabetic that everybody hates.
- 1:08:01And that was just, it was like, I, I felt hard, you know, it was
- 1:08:07like, this is about me. So you were doing the same
- 1:08:12missions, but you had to keep finding sugar to boost your your
- 1:08:16blood glucose levels. And you had to take injections
- 1:08:19at various points of the game as well to make sure you didn't
- 1:08:22sort of, you know, go too high and go into a coma.
- 1:08:24And it was like, this is this is not fun.
- 1:08:27This is real life. And is it like game over screen
- 1:08:33if you if your insulin gets too high or if the baby doesn't get
- 1:08:37its dinner kind of thing? So I didn't enjoy the game is is
- 1:08:42the short answer, but I completed it.
- 1:08:44I finished all three storylines, rolled credits and and that one
- 1:08:49went on the list of games that are completed.
- 1:08:51Probably not going to be looked at again.
- 1:08:54Then I thought, I'm going to have to find something that's a
- 1:08:56wee bit sort of, you know, light and airy, not complicated.
- 1:09:02And I found that on my epic store, I had crash lands listed
- 1:09:05there and it looked like a game that's very similar to a game
- 1:09:08that I played last year called the Collector.
- 1:09:10It was on PS PlayStation Plus and, and effectively what you're
- 1:09:14doing there is you're going around the map and you're
- 1:09:15collecting various bits and pieces and it, there's an
- 1:09:19element of collect ten of these to make one of those, click ten
- 1:09:23of those to make one of these. And just continuing to build up
- 1:09:26the complexity of, of things in your inventory.
- 1:09:30This one's quite similar. You've crash landed on a planet.
- 1:09:35You're trying to get the, the, the satellite dish that you need
- 1:09:40to communicate back to your own planet from the, the big bad
- 1:09:43baddie. I played maybe about 30 hours of
- 1:09:48it and just didn't enjoy it. And then I got to the first big
- 1:09:53boss battle where he's got your satellite dish.
- 1:09:57I just can't do it. It's another one that goes on
- 1:10:00the list of games that I'm not good enough to do, so I've
- 1:10:04given. It a fair crack though.
- 1:10:05I cut the losses on that one. Yeah, 30 losses.
- 1:10:08That was it. I I just couldn't do it.
- 1:10:10I didn't know what I was missing.
- 1:10:12There's no real skill level that you can get a better weapon or
- 1:10:16do different things. You, you just, you have what you
- 1:10:18have and you just got to somehow beat this guy and, and I
- 1:10:21couldn't. So I got into this spawn shoot
- 1:10:25die cycle that I just wasn't enjoying.
- 1:10:30So then I thought, OK, let's go back even easier than this and
- 1:10:34play a game called Walker on the the Commodore Amiga.
- 1:10:38And Walker was one that my my mates that had Commodore Amigas
- 1:10:41used to talk about as being a fantastic game.
- 1:10:44You're like a big ED2O9 robot from from RoboCop and you're
- 1:10:48walking across this map side scrolling and all these little
- 1:10:52enemies are coming at you and you've got to just try and get
- 1:10:55as far as possible. And when I played it, that was
- 1:11:00the entire scope of the game. You're walking left to right,
- 1:11:04you're an overpowered robot and you got these little characters
- 1:11:07that are maybe 6 pixels high walking towards you that you
- 1:11:11just mow down with your machine gun.
- 1:11:13And I did 2 full levels of that and realised the third level was
- 1:11:18going to be the same and just thought, Nah, boring, shut it
- 1:11:21down, not doing any more of that.
- 1:11:24So it really wasn't a good month for games.
- 1:11:26And then I then I thought, let's try the Witcher 2.
- 1:11:29I loved the Witcher 3. The Witcher 2 has been sitting
- 1:11:33on my list again from God knows where.
- 1:11:36I started it up and I loved it. I absolutely loved this game.
- 1:11:43The the game itself is more of a visible corridor game than the
- 1:11:49Witcher 3 is. You know, you can tell you've
- 1:11:50only got one way of going from here to there and and the the
- 1:11:54map is locking you down to that direction until very late in the
- 1:11:57game when it all starts to open up.
- 1:11:59The cutscenes are just phenomenal in their their movie
- 1:12:05qualityness. You know that there's for the
- 1:12:08age of the game, 2011 game. This is it's age really, really
- 1:12:13well. The graphical engine has still
- 1:12:15got all the chops it needs. You can see the shared heritage
- 1:12:19of a game that became Witcher 3. So there's a couple of of funky
- 1:12:24bits in terms of how you, you're managing, you know, your, your,
- 1:12:27your, your inventory and how you're, you're actually
- 1:12:30navigating around the map. But other than that, it was a
- 1:12:33really good game. And so I played all the way
- 1:12:36through that, completed it, rolled credits, added on the
- 1:12:39list of games completed. How long did that take?
- 1:12:43I don't know. It would.
- 1:12:46It would probably have been about 40 hours again.
- 1:12:49OK, Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't.
- 1:12:51True games so fast. Yeah, there's a lot of hours
- 1:12:54there. When whenever I check HL how
- 1:12:57long to beat it says well like 10 hours to beat game.
- 1:13:00I know it'll take me twice whatever is on there, but I
- 1:13:03think it's HLTB is based on you because you get games so fast.
- 1:13:07You message I'm going to play with your two and then it's like
- 1:13:09a week later I finished it I'm. Done.
- 1:13:13It's like a month's I'll put into these games and I'm trying
- 1:13:15to get through and you, you, you're dedicated.
- 1:13:19I don't know how you do it. It's amazing, amazing, really
- 1:13:21amazing. The problem?
- 1:13:22With The Witcher 2 was I didn't play it through play night, I
- 1:13:26just directly loaded it up. It's OK, maybe it's telling me I
- 1:13:31only played 24 hours, but I don't know.
- 1:13:35That was on Steam, so I might have just been launching it
- 1:13:38directly from Steam and then play Night doesn't actually
- 1:13:41record the hours. So let's say somewhere between
- 1:13:4324 and 40 hours. OK, it's good.
- 1:13:49So that was that was good. The next game I looked at was 10
- 1:13:51+ 4000. You can't go wrong with 10 +
- 1:13:544000. Yes, go ahead, Brian.
- 1:13:56How long The Witcher 2 has how long to beat?
- 1:13:59Oh, it's just 33 hours. So you would basically you are
- 1:14:04how long to beat. Yeah, OK.
- 1:14:08Just I can't believe you get through games at the same rate
- 1:14:11as done. Sorry, I thought you're back
- 1:14:13with that. Something obviously wrong with
- 1:14:16the way I play games. Yeah, go on.
- 1:14:19But you're, you're enjoying them more.
- 1:14:21You're doing all the little side quests.
- 1:14:22I I did all the side quests for the 1st chapter of of The
- 1:14:25Witcher 2 and then the second side quit or the second chapter
- 1:14:30I did maybe half the side quest and the 3rd chapter I just
- 1:14:33pushed through to the end. Yeah.
- 1:14:35Yeah, fair play to you. So, yeah, 10 + 4000 I, I had
- 1:14:41that on Amazon Games as part of my Amazon Prime membership.
- 1:14:45That game, I mean, there's so much chaos, so much fun and just
- 1:14:48a fantastic soundtrack, but it's a solid game that you're, you're
- 1:14:52not going to spend hours and hours playing, you're going to
- 1:14:54dip into it continuously over the entire duration of you
- 1:14:59having that hardware. It's it's Tempest, but it's more
- 1:15:02of the same, you know, Jeff Minter game, lots of flashy
- 1:15:07visuals, exploding pixel art, mind bending sort of colour
- 1:15:12choices. Yeah, really good.
- 1:15:15And then this last week I fired up Hue HUE, which I seem to own
- 1:15:21on multiple platforms. I've got like 3 different copies
- 1:15:23of it somewhere. I've got it on Amazon, I've got
- 1:15:25it on Epic, and I've got it on PlayStation and I've not played
- 1:15:28it on any of the three of them. And it's a, it's a 2D platform
- 1:15:32and puzzled game that uses colour as a mechanic in order to
- 1:15:35change the world background to complete each level.
- 1:15:38So each level is a effectively a puzzle.
- 1:15:40It gave me real Limbo, Braid vibes in terms of limbo, in
- 1:15:45terms of the look and feel, because it's a, you know, black
- 1:15:48and white world to start with and then you introduce colour
- 1:15:50slowly as you progress Braid and maybe even a touch of Thomas Was
- 1:15:54Alone, just in terms of how the stories were told.
- 1:15:58That's a nice easy game. It's, it's exactly what it says
- 1:16:01it is on the tin. You know, there's no, there's no
- 1:16:04extra glossy bits, but it's fantastic.
- 1:16:07A relatively short game. I think it took like four or
- 1:16:10five hours to rule credits and it's probably the one game that
- 1:16:14I've genuinely enjoyed playing this month.
- 1:16:17And yet without your ashamed, I would never have looked at it.
- 1:16:22It would have sat there getting no love at all.
- 1:16:25So I'm glad I found it. It certainly got me out of the
- 1:16:28doldrums of of of what all the other games that I'd tried this
- 1:16:32month that had pushed me into, and here's hoping there's more
- 1:16:36of them on the list for next. Month.
- 1:16:39And that was. It I must look at Hugh again.
- 1:16:43I did try it before, but I found the changing colours were quite
- 1:16:47awkward on the keyboard. So you were saying you need a
- 1:16:49controller? So yeah, I'll try that after you
- 1:16:53said it's fantastic. It sounds like a game, I should
- 1:16:55try it at some point. I remember I said air was
- 1:16:58fantastic as well. Oh, that's true, that's true.
- 1:17:05Installed. I've still installed.
- 1:17:07I must check to see if it does have those things on the map or
- 1:17:11if I isn't telling you where to go because I could never spot
- 1:17:13that myself. But Rich, do you want to go
- 1:17:17next? Yeah, sure.
- 1:17:19I mean it's quite a short section for me.
- 1:17:21I've spent all my time moving house and then finish ball fall.
- 1:17:26But I think this my last month, I was entering what felt like a
- 1:17:31bit of a large kind of scratching around looking for a
- 1:17:35game to play and looking at the backlog list and thinking, I
- 1:17:39don't know, maybe I just want to buy a new game with a bit of a
- 1:17:42crisis. But I've, I've started by Outer
- 1:17:46Worlds and that has pretty much dominated the the games that
- 1:17:51I've played this month because I'm absolutely loving it.
- 1:17:55So I must have got it through Epic.
- 1:17:58I think I might again, I might now own it on multiple platforms
- 1:18:01despite never having actually spent money on it.
- 1:18:05I'd put a couple of hours into it years ago and remember
- 1:18:09enjoying it, but must have fallen off because something new
- 1:18:12and shiny came out and I've gone back into it again.
- 1:18:16And after some initial problems, so I started playing it with a
- 1:18:18controller and I was doing it, doing it on stream as well.
- 1:18:22And I remember just trying to shoot anything that was coming
- 1:18:26at me that I've fiddled around with the settings, but I was
- 1:18:30essentially I'd shoot miss, miss to the left, adjust miss to the
- 1:18:35right, adjust, miss to the left, like everything was, it was
- 1:18:39almost like the opposite of auto aim was going on.
- 1:18:42And it was super noticeable. I, you know, I, it was winding
- 1:18:45me up. I was like, this is ridiculous.
- 1:18:47And the people who are watching my stream were just like, this
- 1:18:49is so painful. Can you do something about this?
- 1:18:53You get like, we know you're not this bad.
- 1:18:56You're pretty bad, but you're not this bad.
- 1:18:58So I configured all my input device, my Azeron thing and got
- 1:19:04to playing it with with with that and using mouse and that
- 1:19:09completely changed it. So I became combat effective and
- 1:19:14could just get on with enjoying the game.
- 1:19:16I had a bunch of kind of screen flickering problems with it as
- 1:19:20well because I think it was trying to put FSR on and that
- 1:19:25was doing some crazy things. And the whole the, the beautiful
- 1:19:28environments in the game were, were beautiful one minute and
- 1:19:31then flashing the next. So once I'd sorted out those
- 1:19:34initial teething problems, I kind of really got into it and I
- 1:19:37must have put sort of several 10s of hours into it.
- 1:19:41Really loving it. I'm zooming around the Galaxy
- 1:19:43there. There must be, I don't know
- 1:19:45exactly how many, but probably mid, mid teens of locations that
- 1:19:49you can go to. Different characters you meet
- 1:19:52have got their own kind of quest lines.
- 1:19:54You've got the main quest line, lots of side quests.
- 1:19:57And I'm finding it a really, really chill experience because
- 1:20:00I've got to the point where I've got a selection of quests that I
- 1:20:04can be doing and I can choose them based on, you know, which
- 1:20:08character I feel like helping or whether whether I want to move
- 1:20:11things along. And just a really nice pattern
- 1:20:14of combat, but not super intensive combat.
- 1:20:18So it's generally combat when you're moving between places or
- 1:20:21at the arrival of a quest. But plenty of conversations and
- 1:20:25story building in between. So I'm just finding it like
- 1:20:29really good to sit down for kind of two to four hours at a time.
- 1:20:33And over that time spent, I know I'll be able to move the story
- 1:20:35along, meet some more characters, learn a bit more
- 1:20:38about the law, have a few fights and sort of generally be be on
- 1:20:44top of it all. So I'm having a brilliant time
- 1:20:46with that. And it's, it's kind of restored
- 1:20:49my hope that I can get through the year because I've just sunk
- 1:20:53my time into that. And where usually I'd, my
- 1:20:56attention would just drift and I'd like, even in the year of
- 1:20:59shame, I'd be like, oh, let's just play something else.
- 1:21:02And that's always the, the danger moment when the drop off
- 1:21:05might happen. I've, I've, I've only done that
- 1:21:08a tiny bit and I keep coming back to it.
- 1:21:10So my intention is that I'll finish it during the next month.
- 1:21:14And then so alongside that, I've played more Rocket League, which
- 1:21:18I usually do. I, I won't say much about it
- 1:21:20apart from the fact that it's a brilliant test of new house
- 1:21:25Internet. Because if, if any game will
- 1:21:28draw out little flickers of disconnect, it's Rocket League.
- 1:21:32And you know, you'll find yourself driving perfectly onto
- 1:21:36onto the ball one second and the next second you'd have rubber
- 1:21:40banded and you'll be upside down on the ceiling without knowing
- 1:21:44what has happened. So I use Rocket League mainly as
- 1:21:47kind of Internet tuning. I played a tiny bit of Arc
- 1:21:50Raiders right after we last recorded with Kev and Ben, who
- 1:21:54are in the community. I don't think I played it for
- 1:21:57four weeks now. So I don't know what that means.
- 1:22:01Part of me is like, oh God, if I is that me now falling out of
- 1:22:05love with my forever game or is it is it just a circumstantial
- 1:22:09blip? We will see.
- 1:22:12And then I I have tried one other thing which I won't talk
- 1:22:15about because I'm going to save it for when I play it properly.
- 1:22:18Another thing that I've tried out, it's been in my backlog as
- 1:22:21AII will love this game because I love these games.
- 1:22:25It's called Shadows Over Loathing and it's come, it's
- 1:22:30come from a a rich heritage. So if you go to
- 1:22:34kingdomofloathing.com it that that website has been there I
- 1:22:42think since my early 20s. So I think it has been in
- 1:22:46existence for about 25 plus years.
- 1:22:50And it's basically like a little stickman RPG.
- 1:22:54And it started as a web web-based game.
- 1:22:58And by the looks of it, you can still go on there, create a
- 1:23:00character and play in in a browse of the first game.
- 1:23:04And over the years subsequently, they've released West of
- 1:23:08Loathing as the first follow up as a full-fledged game, which
- 1:23:11you can get on, I think all the platforms.
- 1:23:14I think I played it on Switch. And then the latest offering is
- 1:23:17Shadows over Loathing. And it's just a comedically
- 1:23:21written bit of a kind of piss take RPG, but it's got it's got
- 1:23:26all the elements of a of a proper RPG, but just the it's
- 1:23:30real slapstick ironic, kind of taking the mic out of its own
- 1:23:35genre, that kind of game. And it's a lot of fun.
- 1:23:37And they're they're quite big, beefy games, loads of locations.
- 1:23:41You've got the combat, you've got the conversations, you're
- 1:23:43chasing quest items, all of that stuff.
- 1:23:46But it's it's kind of a chill experience in that because it's
- 1:23:50presented in stick men with crazy faces and that kind of
- 1:23:55thing. It's just, it's just a bit of a
- 1:23:57like a pallet lenser I think between other games.
- 1:24:01I do love the comments on the website where it says we've
- 1:24:04begun the process of bringing Kingdom of Loathing up to 2014
- 1:24:08standards and improving the way text on map images displays on
- 1:24:12ultra high resolution super monitors from the far future.
- 1:24:18Exactly, it's it's really good fun.
- 1:24:20I'd recommend like I'd, I mean, anyone can try it on a browser
- 1:24:24and I'd it'd be interesting to know how that would count clacks
- 1:24:28and wise if you're visiting a website, does that count as a
- 1:24:32new game purchase? Anyway, that's your problem to
- 1:24:35deal with, not mine. So that's me for them.
- 1:24:39Not not a whole load of stuff to talk talk about, but just shout
- 1:24:43out to the year of shame for kind of making me try and
- 1:24:49continue with our worlds. I'm loving it.
- 1:24:53How about you, Brian? You've been in some hefty stuff
- 1:24:56as well. So I played and finished Lost
- 1:25:00Records, Rage and Bloom. I really enjoyed this.
- 1:25:05It's another Don't Not game, you know, along the lines of Life is
- 1:25:09Strange. It's sort of a coming of age of
- 1:25:13story of four teenagers revolving around the final
- 1:25:17summer together. Some spooky weirdness happens
- 1:25:19and they promised to meet again. Well, spoilers they do.
- 1:25:24That's why the game is there and you play true, basically
- 1:25:27memories of 1995 and the modern what's happening in the modern
- 1:25:31day. One of the gimmicks in the game
- 1:25:33is that character you play records everything on the VHS
- 1:25:38camcorder recorder and it's so you end up part of it like this
- 1:25:45collected something. You could get video of the of
- 1:25:48graffiti or of a scenery and stuff like this, but that's
- 1:25:51quite easy to do if you're into doing another thing.
- 1:25:54The game is itself is sufficient to Type 1 and Type 2.
- 1:25:59Type 1 is way over long it. There's a lot of just doing
- 1:26:03nothing in Type One. It really dragged for me.
- 1:26:07You spend all your time waiting for this weirdness to happen
- 1:26:09that takes an absolute age and all part of this character
- 1:26:13building. You can see you can delight the
- 1:26:15characters, but it just took way too long.
- 1:26:17Take 2 is much tighter and all the better for us to be honest.
- 1:26:21There is a bombshell nuts tape. It really hit me a lot basically
- 1:26:29because of recent stuff in my family life and stuff from work
- 1:26:32last year as well. So but overall the game is
- 1:26:35really good overall, very good game.
- 1:26:38I would I would recommend trying to search that's lost records
- 1:26:42rage and bloom yeah, I went up to blueprints more blueprints.
- 1:26:48So I played a couple, yes, finished let me see days seven
- 1:26:52at the time I wrote this thing about day 10 now or something.
- 1:26:56I've locked the garage and now I started and I start the day with
- 1:26:59two extra jewels. I still find the frustrating.
- 1:27:04Many rooms have mysteries and trying to find the mystery in
- 1:27:07the room is near impossible. Often I think like you, no, I'm
- 1:27:12not going to spoil any mysteries, but is some of them
- 1:27:16are really, really difficult to spot.
- 1:27:17You walk into a room, you know there's a mystery there and at
- 1:27:23least you hope it feels like there's a mystery there.
- 1:27:25And you spend ages in the room trying to look at everything,
- 1:27:27try to see everything. But I found later, some of the
- 1:27:31mysteries, you can't be solved. You do them in a different
- 1:27:33something in a different room. And then when you go back to
- 1:27:35that room, something's changed, which means that could be all of
- 1:27:38the rooms. And you like, you walk into
- 1:27:42there's like the church, there's a church or Chapel or something
- 1:27:47and there's loads of stuff in the room.
- 1:27:49You think, where's the puzzle here?
- 1:27:50But I don't know if it's in this room or if it's outside.
- 1:27:53There's the cellar as well, stuff in it.
- 1:27:55Oh my God. But there is so much in the game
- 1:27:58and it's I'm finding a frustration that I can't see.
- 1:28:03Where the puzzle are you walking through?
- 1:28:05Yeah, it's a hard balance that whole game.
- 1:28:09Yeah, so I've gotten to the anti chamber a couple of Times Now
- 1:28:13next to us and I can't get in because the door is locked.
- 1:28:16I'm like, I don't have to unlock the door.
- 1:28:19So I've got, I've got to find it, find how to do that.
- 1:28:24Richie, keep on. I feel like I'm I'm I'm kind of
- 1:28:27pushing you on on this game, but I think, and obviously you do
- 1:28:32you, but but if you were going to set yourself a target, I'd
- 1:28:36I'd set the target not to be right.
- 1:28:38I'm going to solve this puzzle or I'm going to solve that
- 1:28:40puzzle. I'd almost set yourself a target
- 1:28:42of saying I'm just going to get to day 22.
- 1:28:46I've picked a random number there.
- 1:28:47There's nothing specifically significant about it.
- 1:28:50But by doing that, you'll, you can time your runs and be like,
- 1:28:56I'm not going to spend 2 hours trying to figure out this thing.
- 1:28:58I'm just going to get through the day.
- 1:28:59I'll put, I'll leave this room unsolved and I'll crack on and
- 1:29:03I'll just finish a day. And I think if you, it's through
- 1:29:07that repetition that more things become apparent to you.
- 1:29:12So I think if you let yourself get through some days, even if
- 1:29:15lots of them are just like write offs, there's no penalty, just
- 1:29:19doing more. You know, you've only completed
- 1:29:219 days if you're on day 10. So you've only had nine chances
- 1:29:25to learn. And if you could double that, I
- 1:29:28think, I don't know. I, I hope and I think that
- 1:29:30you've come back and there'd be a little light bulb right above
- 1:29:34your head. I've written here Rich wants me
- 1:29:40to play more a game has to maybe give in yes, I respect Rich and
- 1:29:45I'll keep playing it so it's all new so next month all of this
- 1:29:49may change. I played some more eternal in my
- 1:29:54quest for my ever ongoing quest for platinum in the game.
- 1:29:59I've listened to this game. I've I saw online there's
- 1:30:02something like 300 rooms across 6 biomes.
- 1:30:06But when you play, you have made what's 650 rooms per Biome
- 1:30:13roughly you will only play, you might see 30 rooms and the
- 1:30:17things I need to see are may not even spawn in that game.
- 1:30:20So you basically play through. I've now just gotten to the
- 1:30:22point I play, get to the Biome, I need to check if the room is
- 1:30:27there, it's not there. I just kill myself and start
- 1:30:28again and go again and again and again to get these rooms to
- 1:30:31spawn so that I can get through it.
- 1:30:33Yeah. So like playing that that way,
- 1:30:36whereas the the previous I thought how many runs I've done,
- 1:30:39I've only gotten one of these glyphs in one run, I've picked
- 1:30:44up 4. So I'm getting through clearing
- 1:30:46them all off. So it's the game is I don't need
- 1:30:50to rate well anymore. It's magnificent.
- 1:30:53I opened Witcher 3. I finished my mission I was
- 1:30:58doing with Tress, the one where you get to choose whether you
- 1:31:00romance her or not. I chose not to noble the rest of
- 1:31:06the mission worked out well. But every time you see Trish's
- 1:31:08face after that, there's a tears, right?
- 1:31:10That's a really nice touch, well done.
- 1:31:12Her expression changed, she looked angry, whatever she was
- 1:31:16talking to you. I thought that was really well
- 1:31:17done. I don't know if it changed if
- 1:31:20she looks like that, if he did, if he chose to her answer or
- 1:31:23not, but the way I looked way up, it looked like it was really
- 1:31:26nice touch. I had a bad day recently, stuff
- 1:31:30about home and a mum and stuff. So a typical manly fashion site.
- 1:31:35Instead of exploring my feelings I'm working through them all.
- 1:31:39I chose to ignore them, push through and try to distract
- 1:31:41myself playing games. So this went extremely
- 1:31:45swimmingly. I loaded up Witcher 3 again and
- 1:31:50I've looked at all the quests I've got available and it's
- 1:31:53offhand I've got to load them half done and I remembered some
- 1:31:57of them. I deliberately stopped because I
- 1:31:59want something else to be done before I can complete them.
- 1:32:02I couldn't remember what. So that's the day.
- 1:32:04Just trying to figure out what to do next.
- 1:32:06I'm doing this. My mind starts wondering.
- 1:32:09So I thought this is not distracting me, close the game.
- 1:32:12Then I thought, I need some shooty shooty arc Raiders.
- 1:32:16Rich. But you and Ben seem to have had
- 1:32:18a lot of fun playing this. You've you've shown videos
- 1:32:21having great time playing this, playing the world, tackling the
- 1:32:24arc and stuff. I've watched other people
- 1:32:26playing it and the game looks like so much fun.
- 1:32:28So Oh my Oh my God Speranza is hell is boring moving from one
- 1:32:35retailer, reseller or trader to another to another to pick out
- 1:32:38stuff. And this isn't I'm not even
- 1:32:40getting into the loadout stuff but the inventory management
- 1:32:43anyway. So I opt to play.
- 1:32:45I hit the play button obviously and then I get to choose my
- 1:32:49load, where what to go and my loadout.
- 1:32:52I pick random loadout and then try to get to deploy and it
- 1:32:55won't let me deploy. I usually go to the first area
- 1:32:58because I know best, so I keep going there so I can explore
- 1:33:02more and more. And it wouldn't let me go.
- 1:33:04Don't. What's going on?
- 1:33:05There's some sort of counter. I don't know what it means.
- 1:33:07It was like 30 minutes. It was just counting down and it
- 1:33:11wouldn't let me in. So, OK, so there were, some of
- 1:33:14the other areas had storms, electrical storms and stuff
- 1:33:17going on. So I don't want that.
- 1:33:18I tried the Space Centre or something at the top.
- 1:33:24Spaceport. Yeah, the spaceport.
- 1:33:26Yeah. I tried to go there and it
- 1:33:27wouldn't let me go even though it's on the map.
- 1:33:28Why won't you let me go? It's there, but so I ended up
- 1:33:32going to doing a what's it called?
- 1:33:35It's like a training session training area.
- 1:33:39I'll say, well, yeah, but that's like so why not went there?
- 1:33:42And frankly, it's boring. Just like models of the arc
- 1:33:46going being wheeled across in front of you and it's and
- 1:33:49there's some section to do some jumping.
- 1:33:51I thought this is not I'm getting annoyed to this.
- 1:33:55So I'm back to the main lobby and actually got into Speranza.
- 1:33:59I'm not in Sprungs, into the first area that you start off
- 1:34:02the game and start playing. Every a few minutes in I'm in
- 1:34:06the battle fighting some of the arc and begin to join myself and
- 1:34:11then the game crashes and I got kicked out back.
- 1:34:14Kicked out back to the Sony, the PlayStation hub.
- 1:34:18I thought, what the fuck? So a second, a second.
- 1:34:22I'm really trying not to use language, but I loved the game
- 1:34:26back up. It went straight back into where
- 1:34:29I was playing, despite the fact that I'd just been kicked out of
- 1:34:33the game had crashed when I was totally kicked out because it's
- 1:34:36online the I. Remembered.
- 1:34:38ARC kept killing me. I kept loaded into loaded into
- 1:34:42this. I'm just basically crawling
- 1:34:44along and create is crying out for help and no help came.
- 1:34:51I died alone. Sad reflection of life it was.
- 1:34:56So I thought screw this gone, this game's still there.
- 1:34:59This is a game I paid money for and I'm stuck in not being able
- 1:35:02to play. But anyway, I will pay more.
- 1:35:05Those, those counters, just FYI. So, so each of the map
- 1:35:10locations, they'll potentially have a map condition, so like a
- 1:35:14hurricane or whatever. And certain map conditions give
- 1:35:17you kind of better, better loot or whatever.
- 1:35:19But you'll quite often see two timers and 1 is a countdown of
- 1:35:23how long the existing map condition is available on that
- 1:35:28map. If you load in and there's a
- 1:35:30second count, which is a countdown to the next map
- 1:35:33condition. So depend the UI is not that
- 1:35:36brilliant on it. So you can end up in a place
- 1:35:40where you're selecting the future map condition, if you see
- 1:35:43what I mean. And that's why it won't let you
- 1:35:45load in. You're trying to get into a
- 1:35:47thing that isn't ready yet. But because of these two timers,
- 1:35:50they kind of look the same because they're both counting
- 1:35:53down. So it's yes, but it can be
- 1:35:56confusing. But that'll be why I.
- 1:35:57Find it frustrating. The game is when you get out
- 1:36:02there playing and shooting and attacking and crawling, you're
- 1:36:06at the attention. Built racket rackets up really
- 1:36:09well. It's like playing the early days
- 1:36:11of pub GI. Used to get really free to play
- 1:36:15in that. It's good, Good game.
- 1:36:17Nice shooting, great shooting. Oh my God, It's just trying to
- 1:36:20play the game. But I paid money for it.
- 1:36:22Let me play the game. Just get rid of the whole
- 1:36:24Esperanza. Have one, one currency.
- 1:36:27You collect stuff, it's automatically turn to currency
- 1:36:29and buy whatever I want to get out.
- 1:36:31But yeah, anyway, that's Sony for this thing.
- 1:36:35This is how you make Marathon more effective.
- 1:36:38Did you see the news article this week about our graders
- 1:36:41though, where they discovered that the developers expected
- 1:36:47that when everybody got into the game, it would all just become
- 1:36:50this survival of the fittest, Shoot everyone in the back, take
- 1:36:54as much as you can and get out of there.
- 1:36:57And the way that people are playing it now has become more
- 1:37:01of a, let's call it a male mental health thing or a buddy
- 1:37:06bonding thing where everybody's looking out for each other and
- 1:37:10everyone's, everyone's happy to help you and give you a hand up.
- 1:37:13And not, I mean, there will, there will still be the arsenals
- 1:37:16out there that will go and, you know, lock grenades every day
- 1:37:18and, and take as much as they can.
- 1:37:20But in general, most of the players are not playing the game
- 1:37:24the way the developers expected them to play.
- 1:37:26They're actually being nice to each other.
- 1:37:28And that's. Nice, yeah.
- 1:37:30Yeah, that's a great. Thing, you know, Yeah.
- 1:37:34And it's Australia, apparently. Is is the most significant
- 1:37:38friendly region really. Yeah.
- 1:37:43Is, is, is absolutely why generally is where literally
- 1:37:46everybody is, is really, really nice.
- 1:37:48I, I loaded in on an Australian server when I was playing with
- 1:37:51my sister who's down there. And it's like a next level of
- 1:37:57friendliness. So there were other players
- 1:38:00running across the map and they were just announcing everything
- 1:38:02they're doing. It's like, no, now I'm going
- 1:38:04over to this building and I'm like, OK, and I'm going to this
- 1:38:08building. Thanks for the update.
- 1:38:13We're a simple folk band here. Well, they haven't got social
- 1:38:19media so this is what they got to do.
- 1:38:20No, it's been banned anyway because I got killed in that.
- 1:38:27I just searched through my PlayStation what games that had
- 1:38:31installed and I found pray and thought why not PREY and start
- 1:38:36the game. You get told to put on your toes
- 1:38:38and go out, go upstairs to a helicopter.
- 1:38:41Yes, I did and just to try it, I jumped into the blades, the
- 1:38:44helicopter, this and I got my trophy for instant death.
- 1:38:47So that was quite cool. I restarted and opened the
- 1:38:50helicopter and went along. You end up in some lab and they
- 1:38:55think you could be long helicopter journey.
- 1:38:58It reminded me really of, excuse me, Half Life, the train ride in
- 1:39:03Half Life that you get to see the scenery and stuff.
- 1:39:05I felt like that Half Life was more interesting to be honest.
- 1:39:10Like you get into that's like an enemy appears at some point, but
- 1:39:14before the enemy appears, you get music kicking in so you know
- 1:39:17something's going to happen. It takes me any surprise or I
- 1:39:20went through double the test lab and you end up finished that and
- 1:39:24you end up starting the day again and everything sort of
- 1:39:27goes along, but you pick up a wrench, not a crowbar like in
- 1:39:31Half Life. Pick up a wrench, you break
- 1:39:34breakthrough the, let's say the 3rd wall, but whatever you
- 1:39:38breakthrough, you end up, you find out you're in a lab, you
- 1:39:41move into the background and it's a bit portal esque.
- 1:39:45And I thought this, and as I said before, every time you come
- 1:39:48close to the meet, the music ramps up, you know something's
- 1:39:50there, there's no surprise. And a few whack of this crowbar
- 1:39:55and everything's dead. Or not crowbar wrench,
- 1:39:58everything's dead. I just thought the game began to
- 1:40:02feel boring. I know these characters are
- 1:40:04mimics and it can appear to be a cup or whatever else, but if
- 1:40:08you're going to warn me before I get into the room that there's
- 1:40:10going to be an enemy there, I just, you know, I don't know.
- 1:40:15I lost any interest in playing the game.
- 1:40:18So this is like the third game, but so I wouldn't move to
- 1:40:21Fortnite. I'll try some Fortnite because
- 1:40:23that's just basic shooting loads up, shoot Fortnite.
- 1:40:27And then it wouldn't let me play instead to restart the game
- 1:40:29Wasn't an update to go through. Restarted the game and it
- 1:40:32wouldn't let me it wouldn't let me in.
- 1:40:35So I checked the the the down which you call it the update.
- 1:40:40It's 28 gigs off crap. After a while it downloaded and
- 1:40:46after you open this you go. That's one thing that really
- 1:40:49annoys me Fortnite is you open it up and then you All I do is
- 1:40:53play zero build, so usually solo or groups, but it's 0 build and
- 1:40:59then you open games with a Click to no, I don't want the latest
- 1:41:05game game password ever. I don't want to end.
- 1:41:08I know of for some reason I've been given loads of stuff.
- 1:41:11I came, but I don't want to equip it just and then you go
- 1:41:14search for the mode that you the only mode I've ever played in
- 1:41:17this game. You could try and find it.
- 1:41:18Just take the ages 10 minutes later off start the game two or
- 1:41:22three two or three games and that was it was done tonight.
- 1:41:28That was a bad day. Let me see oh ever since I've
- 1:41:32been I've picked up Eldon ring again, I'm still progressing.
- 1:41:36This game is truly magnificent. I start to the week.
- 1:41:41I'm not the I've just killed the God.
- 1:41:42I had just killed the Godskin duo.
- 1:41:45So if anybody's played the game, you know roughly where I am
- 1:41:48according to people online. I've been talking to SO on the
- 1:41:52Sofio Games discord channel. I've been talking to them and
- 1:41:56they mentioned that there's four buses left, 4 mandatory buses
- 1:41:59left to finish the game. And like I checked this before
- 1:42:05just now, I have 521 game, 21 hours in this game.
- 1:42:10So I have 4 mandatory buses left and I can finish this game.
- 1:42:14But instead of going for the four mandatory buses I went.
- 1:42:16I started looking for the optional buses because why not?
- 1:42:20Anyway, I've before we started the show today I killed this
- 1:42:24optional dragon that's hidden in that level.
- 1:42:28So it's just the game is brilliant.
- 1:42:32I know I keep going for the optional stuff because I don't
- 1:42:35think I'll ever come back to this game once I've finished it.
- 1:42:38I think I've put so many hours into it.
- 1:42:39I think I don't think I could stomach starting again, so I
- 1:42:44keep going around looking for everything else.
- 1:42:46You like the root. The whole point behind these
- 1:42:48games is you get your souls or your ruins.
- 1:42:51They don't mean anything to make some.
- 1:42:53I've levelled up so high they and I can farm them and in 10
- 1:42:58minutes I can get a million rooms.
- 1:42:59So I can, if I want to have to upgrade, I can do it's not a
- 1:43:03problem. But so it used to be whenever
- 1:43:07you started, used to play the start.
- 1:43:09If I know rooms I'd explore like crazy.
- 1:43:11Then when I had a lot of rooms, I'd get really, really careful.
- 1:43:13Now just explorer, explorer. So if it looks like the ledge
- 1:43:17I'm off trying to jump off trying to go off, the game is
- 1:43:21brilliant. If you explore, there is so much
- 1:43:23in there and there's always enemies or something there to.
- 1:43:27Be honest, that's the difference between an average game and a
- 1:43:30good game though, isn't it? Is that you can get lost in the
- 1:43:32world. So, so the fact that you're
- 1:43:34doing that and you're losing yourself in that world and
- 1:43:36spending as much time as possible there is a good thing.
- 1:43:38It's not the intent is not to just smash through the games and
- 1:43:42complete them. And I realise that I'm the one
- 1:43:44that's saying that when that's exactly what I tend to do.
- 1:43:47But you should be enjoying it. And so if you're, if you're
- 1:43:52going off on all these side quests and loving the world,
- 1:43:55then hey, keep doing it, you know?
- 1:43:58Yeah, it's because I don't care about like it was the whole
- 1:44:02worry about losing your ruins and having to go back and get
- 1:44:03them again. Now we don't need to care about
- 1:44:06them, just and just wonder. And it's brilliant.
- 1:44:09The game is excellent. There are like, you have all
- 1:44:13these bosses, but to be honest, so far the worst things have
- 1:44:16been characters called Crucible Knights and they're just
- 1:44:19littered all around, not all around this, but in several
- 1:44:22places. And they're absolute buggers to
- 1:44:24kill. But other than that, you just
- 1:44:26wander around and it's great. It, I don't know, I've found the
- 1:44:31excellent. Yeah, that's like you have
- 1:44:35written out the music, the audio, the world, the battles,
- 1:44:39all brilliant. So I love the game.
- 1:44:41Anyway, that's all I've played. Doesn't sound like much to be
- 1:44:46honest. But yeah, that's all I've
- 1:44:48played. Go on to news.
- 1:44:51We had an absolutely amazing news art news list given to us.
- 1:44:57I'll start off with one story that I found.
- 1:44:59There was, I sent this to you guys.
- 1:45:01It was a 91 year old lady in Ohio.
- 1:45:04She's part of an are you OK programme.
- 1:45:06So like her grand, her daughter couldn't get in touch with her,
- 1:45:09so she got in touch with the police.
- 1:45:11They tried ringing, couldn't get in touch with her in the house.
- 1:45:13So they sent out the police to visit the house, expecting the
- 1:45:16worst. When they go in and get into the
- 1:45:19house, they find the lady sitting there playing games and
- 1:45:21she's trying to beat her record and she's just been ignoring the
- 1:45:24phone and I think it's a gaming granny.
- 1:45:27Just absolutely brilliant. That's where I want to be when I
- 1:45:31hit 91, playing games. It's quite cool.
- 1:45:35Anyway, was there any other news stories that you guys were
- 1:45:39interested in or stood out to you?
- 1:45:41I think the big one is the, the Xbox game pass.
- 1:45:44I mean, I, I've had my head very much in in the sand.
- 1:45:47So all of these news articles that that shared are news to me
- 1:45:51apart from the Xbox One. So they've brought down the
- 1:45:56price of game pass, haven't they?
- 1:45:57From I think it's 30 U.S. dollars to 22 and I think that
- 1:46:01translates UK money from about 2324 lbs down to 1699.
- 1:46:08And it's kind of like perfect price drop really, where in
- 1:46:15equal measure as it was a stupid price rise.
- 1:46:18I think it was pitched, you know, everyone was saying it's
- 1:46:20the best deal in gaming and all of that kind of stuff.
- 1:46:22And it was for me at least it, it felt pitched just right.
- 1:46:27It's kind of like a, a high level Netflix subscription, sort
- 1:46:32of similar cost and you'd, you'd get your range of games stuff to
- 1:46:35play. It felt like good value over
- 1:46:37over the course of a year. And I think when they put it up,
- 1:46:40it was, it was before the year of shame.
- 1:46:42This year started and I, I knew I wouldn't be able to play the
- 1:46:46games offer anyway, but I cancelled it kind of before the
- 1:46:50year started because I was like, well, I, I object to you
- 1:46:53charging me the best part, 25 lbs a month because you can buy
- 1:46:58a AAA game every two months. And that's, you know, 6A year
- 1:47:02actually feels like, you know, that feels like better value to
- 1:47:05just go out and spend that rather than play what you've
- 1:47:07been served. But now it gets back down into
- 1:47:10that kind of threshold of, well, it's, it's good money.
- 1:47:13I, I look at it as being, it costs kind of double humble
- 1:47:17choice or humble monthly, whatever it's called now.
- 1:47:20But obviously you've got a huge breadth and variety of games and
- 1:47:24day one releases as well. So I think that's really good
- 1:47:28news. They've cut Call of Duty out of
- 1:47:30that the future releases of it, which bothers me nought percent
- 1:47:37and I expect bothers Call of Duty players not at all either
- 1:47:41because I think they probably buy it.
- 1:47:43I think people who are into it would would buy it.
- 1:47:45They wouldn't get a annual subscription to get their game.
- 1:47:49They'd just wait and go and buy it.
- 1:47:50And they probably don't play anything else.
- 1:47:52So it it felt weird trying to munge them in together because
- 1:47:56all it's done is put the cost up.
- 1:47:58So good news. A rare bit of good news out of
- 1:48:01Xbox. Yeah, one of the articles that
- 1:48:04that I had on my list of things to focus on this week was the,
- 1:48:08and I don't know if anybody in the listener group was playing
- 1:48:10Stormgate, but Stormgate server suddenly disappeared.
- 1:48:16And, and what had happened was that the the company that made
- 1:48:19Stormgate was bought out by an, an AI hosting company.
- 1:48:25And the comment I've got here on this article is, you know, first
- 1:48:27they came for our video cards and we were OK with that.
- 1:48:30And then they came for the RAM and it was a little bit arksome.
- 1:48:33But now they're taking our game servers, damn it, and we won't
- 1:48:37stand for it. The other interesting articles
- 1:48:43that that we had since the last episode was there's apparently a
- 1:48:48new God of War game being talked about.
- 1:48:51And the difference with this one is it's going to be across all
- 1:48:56mythologies they're talking about.
- 1:48:59But you're character will have a like a sidekick that's described
- 1:49:06as a gelatinous cube, and I don't know what that means.
- 1:49:16Anything else that you guys noticed this month?
- 1:49:18Not for me, it was just the Xbox news.
- 1:49:21Oh what is this Vampire Survivor follow up launches?
- 1:49:24Yes, that one actually stood out.
- 1:49:26So they've got a card based kind of version of Vampire Survivors.
- 1:49:30So it's meant to be, well, the things I've listened to suggest
- 1:49:34it's like Slay the Spire, but slay, Slay the Spire kind of
- 1:49:38played at four times speed, So almost like a light, a light
- 1:49:42version of that. And it, I mean, Vampire
- 1:49:45Survivors is a ridiculous, addictive game where you're
- 1:49:48like, I, I shouldn't enjoy this, but I do.
- 1:49:52And I, I love, I love a little card game.
- 1:49:56I think that's what I was talking about in January was the
- 1:49:58six Astraya 6 sided dice. It sound, it kind of sounds like
- 1:50:02that turbo version of that. So that would have been however
- 1:50:07much 999 spent if only I was allowed.
- 1:50:12None of you had a planned Joker of Disney Princess My Fairy Tale
- 1:50:16Adventure, did you? Because it's it's it was just
- 1:50:19doesn't. He delisted a whole bunch of
- 1:50:21games from Steam with no warning.
- 1:50:22They're just gone and nobody knows why they've gone.
- 1:50:25I mean I don't think any of them are are going to be award winner
- 1:50:30AAA's titles, but a strange thing to do to just delist a
- 1:50:34whole bunch of your games with no warning.
- 1:50:36Rockstar had their snowflake servers hacked and they decided
- 1:50:40not to respond and just allow the data to be stopped to be
- 1:50:42published, which is very Rockstar.
- 1:50:45And the other good news? Well, the other news?
- 1:50:49A new Uncharted game. Yeah, which would be cool.
- 1:50:53Nobody knows anything about it yet though.
- 1:50:54So is it going to be a prequel or is it going to be his
- 1:50:57daughter that's going to take over the as the main character?
- 1:51:00Yeah. I was wondering if it's going to
- 1:51:02be the daughter take over the prequel.
- 1:51:04They could do and they couldn't. I suppose there's a whole host
- 1:51:07of things they could do with pre the prequel, him and brother,
- 1:51:09yeah, that type of thing. But I loved the the very last
- 1:51:14game I thought was the one they've actually achieved, the
- 1:51:17one the Heathen Freak isn't all that much.
- 1:51:18There's the two ladies thing as a camera was called, but that
- 1:51:22was that had the whole story, the the excite the shooting, but
- 1:51:26also had proper manoeuvrability for playing, for moving and for
- 1:51:31climates. I thought it was much better
- 1:51:33than the previous games I really like.
- 1:51:35Yeah, they're all good. But to see a new one?
- 1:51:39Yeah, Tim Cook, The cook is down, has gone.
- 1:51:42I don't know what it'll mean. Do you guys use Apple hardware?
- 1:51:48Just speaking with Tim Cook. No, I've had, I had an iPad for
- 1:51:51two weeks maybe 15-16 years ago. I was given a loan I want to try
- 1:51:57out and I didn't get on with it in work.
- 1:52:00Now the new job, I've been given a laptop that's four or five
- 1:52:04years old and can't be switched off or it may not switch on
- 1:52:08again, which is great because some software needs updating and
- 1:52:11I can't get it to update, which is yay.
- 1:52:14So I've not. So they gave me an iPad and
- 1:52:18well, it is a nice bit of kit. It is.
- 1:52:21So to me it's so unintuitive because I've just grown up at PC
- 1:52:24and Android and I just find it really frustrating using it.
- 1:52:27So I don't know, it's just my my mini rant about Apple products.
- 1:52:34Yeah, it's, it was just like, it's like growing up speaking a
- 1:52:37language and, and all of a sudden everything's different.
- 1:52:41It's it's hard. Yeah, I just, I've got to edit
- 1:52:45videos or like don't leave you steady.
- 1:52:49I create slides and stuff using Canada and just moving images
- 1:52:54around and trying to shrink them and not having a mouse, not
- 1:52:57having what's called touchpad on the case that I've given no
- 1:53:01touchpad. It just becomes I'm there
- 1:53:03pushing stuff with my finger and all things just sliding across
- 1:53:06the screen like no skates more. Can you not sync?
- 1:53:10And this might sound stupid given what an iPad is, but can
- 1:53:14you not sync a Bluetooth mouse? Maybe.
- 1:53:17Maybe I I'm fairly sure you can. We don't have them.
- 1:53:23Everything's tied down. I can't do anything right.
- 1:53:26They did give some of the teachers wireless mouses of the
- 1:53:30Bluetooth mouse, but they've stopped doing that.
- 1:53:32They've just gone back to regular mouse.
- 1:53:33I don't know why, but yeah, they're all, I don't know, it's
- 1:53:37quite work because having a wireless mass if you're doing a
- 1:53:39presentation is quite handy. You just click a button on it
- 1:53:42moves the slides along. But they've all gone to cable
- 1:53:45ones. You've got to stand beside your
- 1:53:47laptop. But annoying.
- 1:53:49But yeah, anyway, that's just mini round for for me.
- 1:53:54So do you want to do game games this month, next month that are
- 1:53:59coming up that you're interested in all?
- 1:54:01Right songs. Chair.
- 1:54:03Coming up next month, obviously Forza Horizon 6 is coming out.
- 1:54:10We can race across Japan and wave at Brian as we go past.
- 1:54:13You know, there's a there's a new Bubsy game coming out, first
- 1:54:20one in 30 years. There we go, Bubsy 4D.
- 1:54:24Bubsy, I don't know Bubsy D Bubsy it.
- 1:54:27Was it was like a generic? Sort of bad guy character that's
- 1:54:34animal, but also person type thing and just odd.
- 1:54:38Anyway, the other one that that sort of caught my eye this month
- 1:54:43is a game called stone Macchia and I'd I'd not seen anything
- 1:54:47about this until it appeared on the the games radar list of
- 1:54:51releases for this month. It's it's, it looks like a souls
- 1:54:55like hack and slash, but you play a pawn and then your attack
- 1:55:01moves. You can change the different
- 1:55:03chess pieces and each one has got different skills.
- 1:55:08When you look at the gameplay in in the video, it looks great
- 1:55:11until you see the pawn moving because he's just hopping across
- 1:55:14the map and it just looks very straight.
- 1:55:22So those are the ones that I saw coming up this month. 00 Parades
- 1:55:26for Dead Spies comes out next month, and that's made by the
- 1:55:30guys that made Disco Elysium. So any Disco Elysium fans out
- 1:55:34there, I'm sure we'll be snapping this one up.
- 1:55:37And I'm I'm looking at Rich's displate poster behind him where
- 1:55:41he's got Disco Elysium on the wall.
- 1:55:43Yeah, I got the Disco Elysium. The trouble is they've had
- 1:55:46they've had such as kind of torturous end to their studio.
- 1:55:50And I think I'm I'm never up on exactly which ones the the the
- 1:55:55good ones are and which ones the bad ones are.
- 1:55:57But I think 0 parades has been made by potentially the baddies
- 1:56:01in, in the whole scenario. So, so it's really tricky
- 1:56:05because I really want to play it because I love Disco Elysium,
- 1:56:08but but I think politically I'm I'm not supposed to.
- 1:56:11So we'll, we'll see. We will see.
- 1:56:15There's, there's another game coming out next month called
- 1:56:18Directive 8020, which is made by Supermassive Games.
- 1:56:22So they're the ones that that do.
- 1:56:25Is it dark dark pictures anthology and did what's.
- 1:56:30Yeah. All of these kind of narrative
- 1:56:32ones where it's basically a horror movie and you're you're
- 1:56:34playing as all the characters and going through decisions and
- 1:56:37choices and trying to keep everybody alive.
- 1:56:42And I think this one is based quite heavily on the thing.
- 1:56:46Also, it's it's based in space with thing thing like monster.
- 1:56:52And it's been on my wish list for I don't know how long, more
- 1:56:56than a year and a half. And I've just, yeah, learned
- 1:57:00this week it comes out on the 12th.
- 1:57:01That's good. So that's another one little
- 1:57:03tear. It's going to roll down the
- 1:57:05cheek as it as it comes out. I saw mixtapers coming up like
- 1:57:10coming up in the next couple of days.
- 1:57:12It's made by Beethoven dinosaur who made Oh my God, what was the
- 1:57:17game? The artful escape.
- 1:57:20That's it. Ah, wonderful.
- 1:57:23Basically reading from their they're blurb, the title is
- 1:57:27inspired tonally and visually by the 1980s coming of age films.
- 1:57:31Similar to look of John Hughes. It looks good.
- 1:57:33I really want to play this game, so looking forward to seeing
- 1:57:38seeing that in January. Coffee Talk Tokyo is coming out.
- 1:57:42I play the first one and that was really good Coffee Talk
- 1:57:46Tokyo. The second one is my backlog so
- 1:57:48I should get into that. What do you think?
- 1:57:50The 07 Double O 7 first life. Bond, baby Bond.
- 1:57:55Bond Yeah. It's going to be, I mean,
- 1:57:57they're not going to let that game fail.
- 1:57:59It's, it's going to be a good one.
- 1:58:00I reckon the title or the, you know, the, the, the heritage is
- 1:58:05too big. Yeah, to be bad.
- 1:58:07I think so it'll, it'll get an appropriate amount of testing
- 1:58:10and it'll be an appropriate level of quality.
- 1:58:12Fingers crossed when it comes out.
- 1:58:15It was the people did hit madness.
- 1:58:18Yeah, and you can see that when you look at the gameplay video.
- 1:58:21I mean, it's it's certainly shines through that it's it's
- 1:58:24got that Hitman type aesthetic to it.
- 1:58:27But yeah, it looks good. Does it look like its own thing
- 1:58:30though, rather than reskin hitman?
- 1:58:32And it's not trying to be a Double O 7 game based off a
- 1:58:37movie. It's its own thing there as
- 1:58:38well. So it's yeah.
- 1:58:41Yeah, great. Yeah, I watched the very first
- 1:58:43trailer, but I haven't watched anything since.
- 1:58:46It did look quite good, yeah. So hopefully it'll be hopefully
- 1:58:49it'll be great in in six months time.
- 1:58:53And then the only other one is Soros, which May anyway, and
- 1:58:57that's in a few days time. Return was excellent.
- 1:59:00It's excellent, like being nervously waiting for the fun to
- 1:59:03come out to see how well it's been received.
- 1:59:06The reviews seem to be quite good in the high 80s according
- 1:59:09to Metacritic at the moment. I was worried whether they could
- 1:59:13do it again after that, so I hadn't played any of their
- 1:59:16previous games. Not played much of their
- 1:59:18previous games anyway. So I'm really worried whether
- 1:59:20they could do it and what they'd have the same level or same
- 1:59:23controls type of control. But it seems to be doing quite
- 1:59:26well. Some people said it's too easy,
- 1:59:29which I don't know. I would say I don't think they
- 1:59:33have difficulty levels or like From Soft.
- 1:59:35So it's just one level to play the game.
- 1:59:38And some of the Guardian past the comments, so their reviews
- 1:59:42saying that the storytelling is quite bad by the way, the story
- 1:59:46is retold to you. So yeah.
- 1:59:48But other than that seems to be doing quite well.
- 1:59:50So I don't know, have to see whether or buckle or not.
- 1:59:54It's the only game I've tried to finish the other stuff first.
- 1:59:56I'm trying. We'll see.
- 1:59:58But other than that, yeah, we'll see.
- 1:59:59So. That that's House Mark Games,
- 2:00:01yeah. House Mark Yeah, yeah, I think
- 2:00:04they did. They do rezo gun or something
- 2:00:06like that. Yeah, Rezo gun, to be honest, I
- 2:00:09own every house smart games game on the PlayStation and I am
- 2:00:14absolute garbage on all of them. So the very first game they
- 2:00:19brought out was Super Stardust and it was it was excellent.
- 2:00:22But I there's just so much going on on that screen that you can't
- 2:00:26keep track of, you know, you need to divide your brain into
- 2:00:28two. And then after that was Rezo
- 2:00:30gun, which is sort of a side scrolling, almost like a what
- 2:00:34was the game from the 80s where you you'd be scrolling along and
- 2:00:37you have to drop down and collect the the little men and
- 2:00:40save them from the alien invasion while you were going
- 2:00:42backwards and forwards across the screen.
- 2:00:44It's like that, but you're going round like a a tubular world.
- 2:00:48But again, so much going on. I could never get into it, but I
- 2:00:51loved the short bursts of play that I gave it.
- 2:00:54And then, yeah, as I say, I bought everything else.
- 2:00:57Got to Eternal, absolute garbage at Eternal.
- 2:01:00Couldn't get into it at all and chances are when Saros comes out
- 2:01:04in the new year I'll probably go and buy it and I'll be garbage
- 2:01:07at that as well. Like when I first start with
- 2:01:11Eternal, like the sounds are really creepy.
- 2:01:13I like what this game would be like scare.
- 2:01:16My scares are horror type game, but it's not.
- 2:01:19It's just pure intense shooting. It is quite good.
- 2:01:22You know, I don't know, I've liked the game a lot and it's
- 2:01:26the movement. That game for me is set the
- 2:01:28standard and it's ruined other games for me because I just
- 2:01:31freak if if you don't have that same level of control or
- 2:01:34movement, it really freaks me out.
- 2:01:36So yeah, I don't know. It's I'm hoping sauce is
- 2:01:39excellent. So we'll see.
- 2:01:41We'll see. Should we do questions if that's
- 2:01:45the games or is there any other games that you guys?
- 2:01:47Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
- 2:01:49One question before we go into them all.
- 2:01:51Studio came up with thinking about the top 10 games.
- 2:01:55Yeah, so game around to publish their top ten games of all time.
- 2:02:00And and that got me thinking as to what our top ten games of all
- 2:02:03time were. So I I know you guys have gone
- 2:02:06through and you've got your list.
- 2:02:08I've I've populated my list and I the games that I've chosen,
- 2:02:14I've chosen them for advancing the state of gaming rather than
- 2:02:17flash, Nurse or hype. And, and so a lot of these games
- 2:02:21tend to be either the, the first version of this genre that came
- 2:02:26out or the one that I view as being a baseline for that genre.
- 2:02:30And, and so the first one was obviously elite on, on the BBC
- 2:02:33Micro and Elite Dangerous on the PC for being the same game with
- 2:02:37lots more graphical blink. This is a game that I still dip
- 2:02:40into every so often. And I, I could probably play
- 2:02:43this game forever. I, I, it blew me away back in
- 2:02:47the 80s. It blows me away right now on
- 2:02:50Elite Dangerous when you get into that game and you, you get
- 2:02:53lost in the fact that you're not actually driving a spaceship, if
- 2:02:57that makes any sense. You know, the, the, the
- 2:03:00viewpoint you get when you're coming in to dock into the
- 2:03:02docking stations. It's just so detailed and you,
- 2:03:05you fly inside it and you look around you in the world.
- 2:03:07It's just so complete. I'm I'm amazed by the way in
- 2:03:12which this game has has gone from that original wireframe
- 2:03:15graphics into where it is right now.
- 2:03:18So that was why that's my top, my, my top one of, of games ever
- 2:03:24I think #2 I had Skyrim. You know, how could you not pick
- 2:03:28Skyrim? It was, it was another fully
- 2:03:30flesh world. You were free to go and do
- 2:03:32whatever you wanted, wherever you wanted.
- 2:03:34Just off you go and, and, and, and you're on your own,
- 2:03:38completing the story in whatever order you wanted to complete it
- 2:03:41in #3 good old Space Invaders, the original.
- 2:03:45Without that, would any gaming devices have ever have existed?
- 2:03:50It was the, IT was the thing that was in every corner shop.
- 2:03:53It, it chewed as much spare change as you can throw into it.
- 2:03:58And for such a simple game, it got everybody hooked.
- 2:04:01You know, I threw so many coins into that along the Moon Patrol
- 2:04:05and goes to goblins at our local corner shop that I reckon I must
- 2:04:08have put the guy's kids through university.
- 2:04:12It was just, it was just, it drew you back over and over
- 2:04:16again #4 I had a Tomb Raider, the original, forget the
- 2:04:21dinosaurs and the unrealistic perkiness.
- 2:04:23It was the way in which they would introduce an element of,
- 2:04:28of our level with no loading in between levels that that you
- 2:04:31were sort of seeing. So you'd run down a corridor and
- 2:04:34then it would open up. And I think it was probably not
- 2:04:36in the first one. It would have been in the last
- 2:04:37Revelation. You go down this narrow corridor
- 2:04:40and you walk into this cave and you've got an entire sphinx
- 2:04:44sitting in front of you. But you don't have to climb up
- 2:04:46the face of and, and that, that level of depth in, in what was a
- 2:04:523D World that we weren't really that familiar with using 3D
- 2:04:56gaming with again, just blew my mind.
- 2:04:58You know #5 for me was The Sentinel.
- 2:05:02It's, it's the game that I still go back to now. 10,000 levels,
- 2:05:09try and finish them all. I'm going to do it one day.
- 2:05:12The Sentinel Returns was a lot easier.
- 2:05:14It was only 1000 levels I think, but you had to do every single
- 2:05:17one and I did it. But I will finish the original
- 2:05:22one day. Number six, I picked Loom.
- 2:05:26I don't know if you guys ever played Loom.
- 2:05:28It was a LucasArts game. We are much like Monkey Island.
- 2:05:34You know, it was sort of side on.
- 2:05:36You had the little commands down the bottom that you pick from,
- 2:05:39but you also had a music element to it and this.
- 2:05:43And there was an adventure game like any other adventure game.
- 2:05:45There's plenty that came after. But to to me, the way in which
- 2:05:48this was implemented, I thought was just the perfect Lucas Art's
- 2:05:52game. And it never features very
- 2:05:55highly in anything else that you see in terms of Lucas Art's
- 2:05:58work. But for me, that was that was
- 2:06:00the one that that really shown #7 of pick Wipeout.
- 2:06:05This is probably the one game that made gaming mainstream, you
- 2:06:09know, when they produced it. Yeah, Sony basically put a whole
- 2:06:11bunch of PS ones into nightclubs and loaded up, but with the wipe
- 2:06:15out and it changed the world's perception of what gaming was
- 2:06:18all about and made it mainstream and made it something that
- 2:06:21everyone could actually pick up a controller and just dive
- 2:06:23straight into. And I think it it probably makes
- 2:06:28Sony's sort of involvement in the gaming industry now what it
- 2:06:33is. Because without it, we would
- 2:06:34still would just be, you know, bedroom coders and bedroom
- 2:06:37gamers and not, not as, as widespread an interest as it is
- 2:06:43right now #8 for me was Assassin's Creed.
- 2:06:47The first Assassin's Creed game I thought was completely
- 2:06:49different to everything that come before it.
- 2:06:51The various iterations that have come out every year just about
- 2:06:54have, have either been moving it forward or lost their way a
- 2:06:58little bit. But in general, the, the
- 2:07:00parallel game world and the real world stories suck me.
- 2:07:03And it's let me not not let me go for more than 20 games, most
- 2:07:07of which are either platinum or completed all the single player
- 2:07:09trophies on. I don't tend to do the
- 2:07:12multiplayer components of Assassin's Creed games when they
- 2:07:14come out, but the single player bits, I I love every single one
- 2:07:18of them. One that's on your list, Brian,
- 2:07:21and I know you you haven't got to quite yet is Cyberpunk 2077.
- 2:07:25The way in which this progressed, the storyline, the
- 2:07:28character development, the graphical chops it, it had
- 2:07:31everything you could pretty much do whatever you wanted in that
- 2:07:34game. And the the writing quality I
- 2:07:38thought was really strong in it, certainly in the original game
- 2:07:41and in the ad on DLCII thought was 100% sci-fi cyberpunk genre.
- 2:07:48True. There was no shortcuts taken
- 2:07:51that I could see in that story. I I loved it and I think it's
- 2:07:54it's turned into something very special.
- 2:07:56They were one similar to No Man's Sky that had a bad launch,
- 2:07:59but they they certainly invested the time and effort into turning
- 2:08:02that around and making it something truly special now and
- 2:08:06then. My last game is a game that I
- 2:08:10don't know anybody else ever played called Swift 3D.
- 2:08:14It's one of these games that came out in the late, oh, it's
- 2:08:18probably 1996 that came out. You get a combination of a
- 2:08:22helicopter and a tank and you're on a like a 3D map.
- 2:08:25And I still go and load it up every so often now just to play
- 2:08:27through because I love it. It's it's hard as nails.
- 2:08:32There's zero storyline. It's basically just blow
- 2:08:34everything up. I think the, the, the swift
- 2:08:37component is, it's #4 in the Silkworm gaming series and this
- 2:08:42was the 3D iteration of it. But I just love it.
- 2:08:46Yeah, it's, it's, it's still one of my my favourite games, even
- 2:08:49though it's now, what, more than 30 years old?
- 2:08:53That was my 10. Nice.
- 2:08:56What about you guys? Rich, do you have yours handy?
- 2:08:59Yeah, I do. I've, I've approached it in a
- 2:09:02different way to you, Stuart. So you've you've gone for kind
- 2:09:05of influencing the gaming landscape, whereas I've just
- 2:09:08gone really like introspective which which are the ones that I
- 2:09:12just enjoyed the most. So I have got, and these are in
- 2:09:16no particular order, I've got Resident Evil, the first one
- 2:09:20just because it was at the time, I think it's PlayStation one.
- 2:09:24Super amazing graphics for the time.
- 2:09:26Having voice acting, no matter how comedy it is when you look
- 2:09:30back at it now, felt incredible. Just a brilliant game and
- 2:09:35definitely my favourite of of the whole lot.
- 2:09:38I've got Micro Machines, so this was Saga Mega Drive and I
- 2:09:43remember it mainly just because I sync day after day into a
- 2:09:47university trying to better a lap time.
- 2:09:50Ran a bathtub versus versus my mates at the time.
- 2:09:55I've also got Tomb Raider, the first one on there just because
- 2:09:58it, like you say, the size and scale and it just all felt
- 2:10:01absolutely epic. And again, it graphically at the
- 2:10:05time, it felt like a a step ahead.
- 2:10:08I've got the first Red Dead Redemption in there just because
- 2:10:11it's again, an epic storyline. Really, really good fun.
- 2:10:15And I, yeah, I super enjoyed it much more than I thought that I
- 2:10:19would. I've got Claire Obscure, which
- 2:10:22depending on how the rest of your year goes to it, you'll,
- 2:10:24you'll either agree with me or not, but superb.
- 2:10:29I've got Rocket League. How can I be playing a game for,
- 2:10:34I don't know, six hours a week for eight years straight?
- 2:10:39Just absolutely incredible. I've got Disco Elysium on there
- 2:10:43because that game is just so beautiful to look at, so absurd
- 2:10:50in its storylines, and it's a real journey, like getting to
- 2:10:55the end of it. You'd feel kind of emotionally
- 2:10:58drained once you've got through it.
- 2:11:00So that's on there. I've got Detroit Become Human,
- 2:11:05so when PlayStation started putting things out onto PCI,
- 2:11:08started getting in amongst it. So I was late to the party with
- 2:11:11that, but what a game that is in terms of having to make critical
- 2:11:16decisions in in a in a short time frame and then immediately
- 2:11:20seeing that the consequences of your actions playing out.
- 2:11:25Absolutely superb. I've got Grand Theft Auto 5.
- 2:11:29I'm going to love all of the Grand Theft Auto's back from the
- 2:11:32original top down ones, but I thought 5 was just so polished
- 2:11:38and I can't wait for six. And then I've got Arc Raiders on
- 2:11:42there as well for all of the reasons mentioned over the last
- 2:11:45few months. And then of course, having done
- 2:11:48the ten, I was like, oh God, but what about all the ones that
- 2:11:50didn't make the list? So I've put honourable shout
- 2:11:53outs to Wasteland 3, which is a bit of a, a weird choice, but a
- 2:11:58great big, funny, well made RPG that I really enjoyed.
- 2:12:02And again, any game that I sink 100 hours plus into, you know, a
- 2:12:08kind of narrative game always leaves its mark on me.
- 2:12:13I've got Heavy Rain on there, which I played immediately after
- 2:12:16having played Detroit Become Human because, you know, made by
- 2:12:19the same people. And I was like, give me more of
- 2:12:21this. And Heavy Rain.
- 2:12:22Superb. And then the final honourable
- 2:12:25shout out to Assassin's Creed Black Flag because it's great.
- 2:12:30And again, I would have been buying the remake, which is
- 2:12:34coming out in a couple of months.
- 2:12:36I'll have to wait. How about you, Brian 10?
- 2:12:40You probably guess, people probably guess this Number one
- 2:12:44eternal is magnificent L #2 Elden Ring.
- 2:12:48Also magnificent #3 Mirror's Edge, which I said 4 was I think
- 2:12:53it started this year, was probably in the top game, but in
- 2:12:55the 10th, 3rd place. All three of them give freedom,
- 2:13:00give exploration, reward exploration.
- 2:13:04Eternal underage have really good freedom of movement.
- 2:13:08Elder ring you do have somewhat jumping is not as good as I
- 2:13:13would like it to be, but as you also get the over encumbered
- 2:13:17thing which I really hate in games.
- 2:13:19But the game is still great anyway #4 the artful escape is
- 2:13:26just pure joy. It has great music and it's I
- 2:13:30don't think there's a fail state in the game, but you can just do
- 2:13:34less well. But the game is brilliant, it's
- 2:13:36pure happiness. Ghost Sushima is number 5, which
- 2:13:43again, it's just more exploration.
- 2:13:44I love the world, looking around, the scenery, everything.
- 2:13:48It was just amazing. Beautiful game #6 going from a
- 2:13:53game that's pure joy to a game, it's really, really sad.
- 2:13:57The grist, or Gree Grist I think it's called.
- 2:14:00I love the colour palette, the music, and the story in that
- 2:14:03game was really good #7 was just pure action.
- 2:14:07There was a story in this God of War 2018.
- 2:14:10I really, really enjoyed that game #8 Do you guys know Last
- 2:14:15Day of June or have you ever heard of it?
- 2:14:18No, I haven't. No, it has really beautiful
- 2:14:23graphic style. It's quite unique.
- 2:14:26I haven't seen much like it before.
- 2:14:28The story is really sad and there's like A twist or
- 2:14:33something that catches you at the end.
- 2:14:34It is really good part in the middle gets drags out a little
- 2:14:38bit or quite difficult some of the puzzles, but the story, the
- 2:14:42start and the end, really, really excellent.
- 2:14:44I loved playing that game. It was really the end.
- 2:14:47Really sad #9 I've got Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six the first
- 2:14:52couple of months because the game I really got into online
- 2:14:54gaming was part of a clan. Enjoy that so many Knights just
- 2:14:59playing that game of people from around the world and that the
- 2:15:02final one I've got is last. Was Part 2 The Last of Us Part 1
- 2:15:07or you want to call it the very not the very first ones, The
- 2:15:10Last of Us? I like the game, I like the
- 2:15:12story, but controls are dreadful.
- 2:15:15I remember trying struggling waiting fights because I just
- 2:15:19could not get used to the controls.
- 2:15:21Last last is Part 2 sorted that out.
- 2:15:23It felt over long the Part 2 and it's the first time I've ever
- 2:15:27hated a character that I was playing and deliberately killing
- 2:15:29them. When you switch characters
- 2:15:31partway through the game, Honourable mentions Witcher 3
- 2:15:35and Witcher 3. Once it finish it may make it
- 2:15:38into the top ten. A game that many people know is
- 2:15:42called Halfway to the Lampposts. If many people know it's an
- 2:15:46Ichio game. It's basically a short horror
- 2:15:49twine game about a few year you play as a character.
- 2:15:52She's walking down the street and to meet to her friend's
- 2:15:54house. And you, your friend, are going
- 2:15:57to meet, supposed to meet each other halfway, which is at the
- 2:16:00lamp post in the middle of the street.
- 2:16:02And darkness is following the girl as she's going on the
- 2:16:05street. So it's all about building
- 2:16:07tension. It's graphically extremely
- 2:16:10simple, but it's quite a good game.
- 2:16:12And then finally, Titan, Titanfall 2, which is really,
- 2:16:16really great action game. Yeah.
- 2:16:18And the time travel mechanic for solving puzzles.
- 2:16:23It wasn't unique, but it's done very well and has been often
- 2:16:27copied since. But it was a really good action
- 2:16:29game and that's my top 10. Nice one.
- 2:16:34Yeah, have you got the questions handy?
- 2:16:37Stewart I. I do, yes.
- 2:16:39So. I'm asking this question have
- 2:16:41you I know you have amazing note.
- 2:16:45All right, let's start with the first one, which is from Paul
- 2:16:48Wilson, Season 13 host, who posted on our You're a Shame
- 2:16:52group and on the Seal podcast Discord.
- 2:16:55We're across you, Paul. You call that as well?
- 2:16:57Yeah, they should have answered yesterday, I think.
- 2:17:03Yeah. It's yesterday, so yeah.
- 2:17:06So the the question was Game Pass prices drop?
- 2:17:09Was the subscription price getting out of hand?
- 2:17:11Is the currently reduced price about right or should it be
- 2:17:13cheaper? Some people seem to be
- 2:17:15complaining that Call of Duty will no longer be a day one
- 2:17:17edition, but failing to do the maths of £6 * 12 dollar saving.
- 2:17:20You want to go first, Ryan? I think you're right the the
- 2:17:25maths, they've just basically removed the cost price of code
- 2:17:28of code from the from the the Game pass price.
- 2:17:33So I I'm not on Game Pass, I've never used it.
- 2:17:37I have been extremely envious of it.
- 2:17:39I think it's it was great value. It is expensive though I will
- 2:17:43admit compared to the PlayStation offerings is quite
- 2:17:45expensive. You're talking £20 a month at
- 2:17:48the moment for for the game which I think was a PlayStation,
- 2:17:54this is probably £14.00 or maybe around that.
- 2:17:56Still quite a bit expensive if you do get the day once which is
- 2:18:00a huge thing. And for me it was the Indies.
- 2:18:04The number of indie games you had every month coming out was
- 2:18:08just amazing. That was why I was, if I had
- 2:18:10APCI would be looking at getting the the Game Pass PC for.
- 2:18:15Is the price right? I think they can set the price
- 2:18:18to whatever they want. I think, I don't know.
- 2:18:24Pricing is getting out. Definitely getting out of hand
- 2:18:26when you're hitting was it $25.00 a month or £24.00 a month
- 2:18:29for the game? That's just extreme.
- 2:18:34I don't even know if I've answered the question.
- 2:18:36No, I think you have, I think. What is the question is the?
- 2:18:39Question was, do you think it was getting out of hand the
- 2:18:41price of them? And you're right, I.
- 2:18:43Think it's definitely it should be cheaper.
- 2:18:46I've wanted to be cheaper, but they need to make their money.
- 2:18:49They're not making money on consoles.
- 2:18:52Yeah, yeah. So this is what's pulling
- 2:18:54people, keeping people in the Xbox ecosystem.
- 2:18:58And if a number of people stopped their subscriptions
- 2:19:01because the price went up, they were damaging their own
- 2:19:03ecosystem, their ecosystem. So people start moving abroad,
- 2:19:07moving other abroad. But so, yeah, I think they
- 2:19:10needed to reduce. They were smart that they only
- 2:19:14reduced, removed COD and then removed the VAT, the price of
- 2:19:17cod. If they went lower, they would
- 2:19:19make it some even take another $2.00 and then £2 off it.
- 2:19:23They would make it so much more attractive to people.
- 2:19:26But now I think it's probably where it should be at the moment
- 2:19:29and it will keep people in their, their ecosystem.
- 2:19:32That's me talking a lot about and answering the question.
- 2:19:36Rachel, do you want, do you want to come up with something
- 2:19:38sensible, please? Yeah, I mean, I, I can say to
- 2:19:41Paul what I said in the feedback that I gave when I cancelled my
- 2:19:45subscription. I don't normally write lots of
- 2:19:48feedback, but I felt strongly enough to to write a bit of an
- 2:19:51essay on it. And basically I said the price
- 2:19:53as it was initially was a complete no brainer.
- 2:19:57So for for myself and presumably lots of subscribers who will
- 2:20:01just be playing games as a hobby.
- 2:20:03And getting Game Pass because it totally supports that hobby,
- 2:20:06lets them play some of the big hitting games they've been
- 2:20:09looking forward to, but also just double in and amongst all
- 2:20:13of the indie stuff that comes out.
- 2:20:16It went from being a complete no brainer and they raised the
- 2:20:19price so steeply that it became something you have to think
- 2:20:22about. So I would think nothing about
- 2:20:24dropping my 14 or 15 lbs to support my hobby because of that
- 2:20:29felt like great value. Once it hit 25, it's kind of
- 2:20:32like, well, I need to actually make think about this because
- 2:20:35this is like becoming proper money and they all they've done
- 2:20:38is put it up and passed that threshold.
- 2:20:41So I cancelled and they brought it back down.
- 2:20:43So January the 1st, if it stays where it is, it will go straight
- 2:20:47back on the list. So there's a shorter, more
- 2:20:49sensible answer than what I said.
- 2:20:51Thank you. I mean, from my perspective, I,
- 2:20:55I don't own an Xbox, so it, it was never really something that
- 2:20:59I, I thought affected me. I didn't realise I had Game Pass
- 2:21:03until my son pointed out that I'm paying for it for him.
- 2:21:08But, but that's more of a reflection on the proliferation
- 2:21:12of subscription models across all of the entertainment
- 2:21:15platforms. So you know, if we, if we look
- 2:21:16at what we pay for every month, you're paying for Netflix,
- 2:21:18you're paying for Disney, you're paying for Amazon Brian, we've
- 2:21:21got HBO Max, we got binge, which is like Aussie version of sky.
- 2:21:25We got Stan, which is a local streaming service.
- 2:21:29All of those are are subscription services for
- 2:21:33television and and for movies. And then on top of that, we got
- 2:21:36PlayStation extra, which is the top tier you can get down here.
- 2:21:39We don't do anything above extra.
- 2:21:41You got PC game pass, epic, Amazon gaming, steam, all of
- 2:21:44them are are, you know, it makes finding things to to watch or
- 2:21:48play just that that little bit harder, regardless of what
- 2:21:52you're paying for them. So I mean, we need less services
- 2:21:56and more consolidation back to the, you know, not quite back to
- 2:21:59where you had one provider, but certainly I, I think we need
- 2:22:02some, some way of, of consolidating everything
- 2:22:04together and making you aware of what the subscriptions you've
- 2:22:08actually got active. I know that way back in the days
- 2:22:10of midlife, gamer Matthew Moore was always getting in trouble
- 2:22:13because he would be paying for his game pass two or three times
- 2:22:17and at once. I think that some level of
- 2:22:21control and consolidation and and exposing those services to
- 2:22:25you in an easy way, it needs to happen and make it easier to
- 2:22:29find what you want to to do in in the 5 minutes that you might
- 2:22:33be sitting down at the computer and try to find something to
- 2:22:35pay. And price wise, yeah, you would
- 2:22:39think the competition would drive that price to a sensible
- 2:22:42level. So that was the first question.
- 2:22:45Second one, Blair Ferguson on On the Ocean Facebook.
- 2:22:49As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that
- 2:22:52we're all alone in the godless, uninhabited, hostile and
- 2:22:54meaningless universe. Still, you got to laugh haven't
- 2:22:57you? So given as it stands just now,
- 2:23:00none of you have used your wild cards IE Joker, Gift etcetera.
- 2:23:04Have you earmarked a particular release to wait for or are you
- 2:23:07just playing it by ear? If you got a specific title in
- 2:23:10mind, what was it that swayed you towards towards this IEA
- 2:23:14developer you like or an instalment in a franchise?
- 2:23:16And if you're playing it by ear, do you think you will use it?
- 2:23:18Or maybe go the year with 0 purchases Rich.
- 2:23:23So for me, I rightly or wrongly, have decided that I want to go
- 2:23:27entirely clean for the year. So I'm planning zero joker.
- 2:23:33No, you know, no excuses, no gifts, no nothing.
- 2:23:36Whether that is the the death of me in the year of shame terms or
- 2:23:41not, we'll see. But I, I do feel like maybe
- 2:23:45compared to, and this might be completely wrong, but I feel
- 2:23:48like compared to people on seasons 1-2 and three, we've
- 2:23:52probably got such a breadth of choice.
- 2:23:55Just three time elapsed and and collections having grown, I've
- 2:23:59got such a breadth of choice that I I feel personally that I
- 2:24:04do not deserve a little pass into something else.
- 2:24:08There's there's enough knocking around there for me to entertain
- 2:24:11myself for 12 months. All that said, as I mentioned
- 2:24:15earlier, I have daydreamt during the past month of just sucking
- 2:24:19it all in. I was like, what will happen if
- 2:24:22I just stop and go on a buying and playing frenzy?
- 2:24:26Like, like I just won't look at the the group.
- 2:24:30I won't I won't see the vilification that comes.
- 2:24:33So yeah, that's my answer. How about you, Brian?
- 2:24:35My answer ties into a question that's Dave Packer had mentioned
- 2:24:40later on. Soros is coming out next week.
- 2:24:44Surely it's Joker time and this is the only game.
- 2:24:50This, and I'm really, really trying to resist.
- 2:24:53I've watched one video, I've read a few of the I didn't read
- 2:24:58the actual reviews. I read much shortened versions
- 2:25:02of the reviews. So because I don't want don't
- 2:25:03want any, I don't want too much information coming in.
- 2:25:06And I've seen a few comments from people who are talking
- 2:25:08about the game, but I've muted the subreddit for Saros so I
- 2:25:13don't want to see what's going to come up there.
- 2:25:16I'm going to try to go without it, but if people keep posting
- 2:25:19about how great the game is, I think there was was a highlight
- 2:25:24that I could fall for that. My one problem is if I do, it'll
- 2:25:27be the next three months, four months of me playing that and
- 2:25:30I'll come on here and say, oh, Cyrus is great.
- 2:25:33How about you? I think he played and that'll be
- 2:25:36it for me. So yeah, I, if I wasn't doing
- 2:25:38this, it would be day one and I, I, I don't remember the last day
- 2:25:44one game I bought. It's you're going back 15 years,
- 2:25:48probably for a day one game that I bought, I think.
- 2:25:51But yes, I and I don't typically like particularly I don't
- 2:25:56typically follow the devs like I have like don't know, some don't
- 2:26:00know games and this is eternal house Mark and I've been really
- 2:26:05nervous about what what they could do it again.
- 2:26:07So I haven't really been focusing on trying not to focus
- 2:26:10on it yet. This is what I may fall for but
- 2:26:13I'm trying not to because I want to keep trying to keep.
- 2:26:18I've just realised I'm watching myself on the video and I keep
- 2:26:20moving and because I'm feeling really uncomfortable talking
- 2:26:22about this game. The physical struggle.
- 2:26:27Is you guys. Watching me, you can see me.
- 2:26:29I'm just stretching. No, this game, I am going to try
- 2:26:32to resist this game. If I get past this game, doesn't
- 2:26:35matter what comes out the rest of the year, I won't.
- 2:26:38I won't fall for. I won't weaken.
- 2:26:41So yeah. Just remember you said you
- 2:26:43wanted to finish cyberpunk as well.
- 2:26:45So what's the the Billy Connolly line from from the wall?
- 2:26:49If you don't eat your meat, you don't get your pudding or
- 2:26:52something like that. This is your pudding.
- 2:26:56Cyberpunk, A boulders case and the dyskinesium.
- 2:26:59They're the my next three after completes what I'm doing now, so
- 2:27:03yeah. Right.
- 2:27:04That's OK. So yeah, I don't know.
- 2:27:07Sorry. I've been accurate and up there.
- 2:27:10From my perspective, I've got nothing earmarked and nothing
- 2:27:12making me feel like I'm missing out.
- 2:27:13Currently. There's a couple that have come
- 2:27:15out this year that will go to my Jan One list, so things like
- 2:27:19Crimson Desert and the new Black Flag remake, but they're not
- 2:27:22tempting me to the point where I've got to go out and buy them
- 2:27:25right now, so I'm still good. Next question is from Bob
- 2:27:28Normal. If you could take one genre of
- 2:27:30game to desert island, what would it be?
- 2:27:33From my perspective, it's not even a genre, it's just a
- 2:27:35specific title. And that would be, as I talked
- 2:27:37about earlier, Elite Dangerous. I mean, in the absence of other
- 2:27:40temptations, I would play that all day, every day.
- 2:27:43It's it's just such a strong game and I could play it for
- 2:27:48months and just not get tired of it.
- 2:27:49So that's, that's my that's my answer to that one is, Yep, just
- 2:27:54Elite Dangerous. Oh, you're rich.
- 2:27:57I, I'm just like, imagine what would happen if you took Animal
- 2:28:00Crossing with you and so you are stuck on a desert island whilst
- 2:28:05also playing this kind of endless desert island game be
- 2:28:09the ultimate torture. So I think given that I was on a
- 2:28:13desert island, I think I would have to take kind of narrative
- 2:28:16adventure games. So, you know, super, super
- 2:28:20massive games and Until Dawn and stuff with a start and an end.
- 2:28:24So you get some sort of closure. Because if I feel like if I took
- 2:28:27an endless game, I'd be stuck on a endless desert island playing
- 2:28:33endless games and I'd feel lost. So I'd want, I'd want closure.
- 2:28:37What about you, Brian? I think it would have to be
- 2:28:41souls. I've only played the one like a
- 2:28:45Elden Ring. I think it was If I was stuck
- 2:28:47there for a long time I might actually get the playthrough
- 2:28:49Bloodborne and finish it maybe at least I could give it a good
- 2:28:53try and I'd like to try the other ones as well to see how I
- 2:28:55get on those. But yeah, it's it would probably
- 2:28:58souls type or from just from softer games, yeah.
- 2:29:03Cool. Another one from Paul Wilson,
- 2:29:05this one on the MLG group. So sharing the love around all
- 2:29:09the groups full. If you go to a nice restaurant
- 2:29:14exhibiting regular fast food burger places and you order a
- 2:29:16meal that includes some kind of burger in a bun, are you going
- 2:29:19to use a knife and fork to eat the burger in the bun, Brian?
- 2:29:23If it's one of those fancy burgers that has the little
- 2:29:25stick in it that keep to hold it together and it's so big you
- 2:29:29can't get your mouth into it, I will break it down these with
- 2:29:31knife and fork. But the problem is even if you
- 2:29:34do that, you still can't you end up putting the breaking the
- 2:29:37burger in half. It just becomes I don't know.
- 2:29:39I don't know how to eat them properly, but I try.
- 2:29:43But I won't if it's, you know, some of the giant, they're giant
- 2:29:48burgers. And so now I'll use, I will go
- 2:29:51posh and eat it with knife and fork.
- 2:29:53Yeah. You can't get this.
- 2:29:54Point is you can't get your mouth.
- 2:29:55And even if you squish them together, this doesn't happen.
- 2:29:57You just end up. Yeah, but the problem, if you
- 2:29:59like the fork, it just falls apart the whole thing.
- 2:30:01So I don't know. You're supposed to eat them
- 2:30:05rich. I'll pass it on to you for more
- 2:30:08sense. Yeah, so I I'm the kind of
- 2:30:11person that will, I'll hand back that cutlery and ask for extra
- 2:30:16napkins and I'll just go in messy.
- 2:30:19I think it's the only way. Yeah, I'd I'd written down here.
- 2:30:22I take the background, eat it by hand, and then eat the bun with
- 2:30:25a knife and fork. Seriously, though, always a
- 2:30:29knife and fork. It's a safer option than I'm to
- 2:30:31spend the rest of the night with your burger down the front of
- 2:30:33your your shirt. You know, I have.
- 2:30:36It's interesting when when you can't eat wheat, though, because
- 2:30:39what you get given is a hamburger.
- 2:30:41Those buns are they don't. The Bailey lasts the time from
- 2:30:45coming out to the kitchen to get to your plate before they turn
- 2:30:48into either a a rock or just a a pile of mush.
- 2:30:51And you're never actually sure when you order a hamburger in a
- 2:30:55restaurant that's gluten free, whether it's actually going to
- 2:30:58come with any bread of any form. So I've I've ordered a hamburger
- 2:31:01or cheeseburger and been brought out the burger with cheese
- 2:31:06wrapped in a lettuce leaf and looked at it with serious
- 2:31:10disdain and not being able to send it back because that's
- 2:31:13theoretically what I asked for when I asked for no bread, you
- 2:31:15know? So.
- 2:31:18Yeah, didn't appreciate it one star, but but that's, that's
- 2:31:21what you're left with. So knife and fork always for me.
- 2:31:25Next question from Ross Grieve from season 11.
- 2:31:28What's your gaming or other media to guilty pleasure?
- 2:31:31What's your biggest gaming related achievement?
- 2:31:33And would you rather have an invisible toes or an invisible
- 2:31:35penis? So much to unwrap there.
- 2:31:38My guilty pleasure is probably Stargate SG1I.
- 2:31:42I love that series. There was there was 214 episodes
- 2:31:45of it and I watched every single one of them, even when it was
- 2:31:47obviously starting to decline in quality and they they all just
- 2:31:50like they were phoning it in. My biggest achievement is the
- 2:31:54biggest gaming achievement is probably finishing The Hobbit of
- 2:31:57Mazaric Spectrum in the days before the Internet with no
- 2:32:00hints and and nobody to talk about it with it at school.
- 2:32:05And to the last question, definitely Toes.
- 2:32:09Why would you go any other way? Brian, how about you?
- 2:32:17It's other game. Guilty pleasure, media guilty
- 2:32:21pleasure. I would go along with you
- 2:32:22Stargate. I love those type of sci-fi
- 2:32:26shows. So Stargate was a huge show I
- 2:32:28watched. I've watched again all of the
- 2:32:30episodes multiple times. Really good series I follow.
- 2:32:34I watched the follow up ones as well if they weren't anywhere
- 2:32:37near as good, but I still watched them.
- 2:32:40I'm missing a show like that now to be honest.
- 2:32:42But yeah I like them. Biggest achievement for gaming.
- 2:32:46Got it to know gull of war Platinum, probably my first ever
- 2:32:50platinum. It took me ages a lot of doing
- 2:32:55same the same battle over and over again against the Valkyries
- 2:32:58and invisible. Having been told I was going to
- 2:33:03say I haven't been told. Where is it?
- 2:33:06I prefer the invisible. The invisible told so rich.
- 2:33:15How about you? Yeah, so guilty pleasure.
- 2:33:19It's got to be watching Married at First Sight on the telly.
- 2:33:23So it's one of these reality shows where couples get put
- 2:33:25together having never met each other and then they go through a
- 2:33:29series of honeymoon and then living together in a flat and
- 2:33:32all of the adventures that ensue.
- 2:33:34So this is the kind of pro, well, this is the programme
- 2:33:37where my missus would be watching it while I'd be doing
- 2:33:40something else and I'd be giving her loads of grief saying what
- 2:33:44is this absolute rubbish, awful trash, telly brain rotting.
- 2:33:49But secretly, and not even secretly, I'm paying quite a lot
- 2:33:53of attention to it, thinking this is actually really, really
- 2:33:56good. So now I'm a full convert to
- 2:33:59that kind of telly. Gaming related achievement is
- 2:34:02going to be I think it's going to be completing Tomb Raider in
- 2:34:07one sitting. So this was back in the days
- 2:34:10where to get hold of a PlayStation.
- 2:34:13Well, you you used to have to rent.
- 2:34:15Well, the way I would do it is you could spend £5 a blockbuster
- 2:34:20and get a a PlayStation one in a, in a hard case that you can
- 2:34:25rent for the weekend with with a game.
- 2:34:28So did that got got the PlayStation, got Tomb Raider and
- 2:34:32it was this needs this needs doing basically because it's got
- 2:34:36to go back. So just literally men and mate,
- 2:34:39we sat down, played Tomb Raider, went kind of through the night
- 2:34:44and literally to the point, and I'm not joking here, to the
- 2:34:46point where we were so tired that we ended up lying on the
- 2:34:50bed with like heads kind of lulled over backwards over the
- 2:34:52bed and turn the TV upside down so that we could continue
- 2:34:57pushing through with the with the right orientation despite
- 2:35:00being. Recently.
- 2:35:02Asleep. Yeah.
- 2:35:06And yeah, so that was good. And and I am too in toes for the
- 2:35:10invisibility then. All.
- 2:35:12Right, Facebook MLG Dave Packer from season 8.
- 2:35:16Source coming out next week. Brian.
- 2:35:18Surely it's Joker time. Yeah, as I said earlier, this is
- 2:35:22the one I'm trying to resist. The struggles we commence I'm.
- 2:35:24Going to resist this and hope I'll try.
- 2:35:27We'll see. Depends on the reviews and what
- 2:35:30people say. So keep quiet.
- 2:35:33Don't. Don't be sending me messages
- 2:35:35about how good it is. Yeah.
- 2:35:40You guys even thinking about Soros?
- 2:35:43Would you like it? No.
- 2:35:45I've seen no. Just everybody's shaking their
- 2:35:47heads. Yeah, no.
- 2:35:52Oh, OK, See the previous conversation around how smart
- 2:35:54games. I, I, I'd love to love them.
- 2:35:58I I love how they look but I just don't get engaged in the
- 2:36:03game and I end up frustrated instead and turn off after 5
- 2:36:06minutes. All.
- 2:36:09Right, last question that we had was from Stuart White House from
- 2:36:11season 8 and and background legend for every season that's
- 2:36:15been. Have you held back playing a
- 2:36:18game until it's been patched? I'm balls deep into Cyberpunk
- 2:36:212077 because of the recent PS4 PS Five Pro patch, and it's so
- 2:36:25much better than before. From my perspective, definitely.
- 2:36:29I I tend not to wait for, well, I tend not to buy any day one
- 2:36:32games. I prefer to let them work out
- 2:36:35those bugs before I dive in and let somebody else go through all
- 2:36:39the pain. I I, I probably couldn't tell
- 2:36:42you the last day one game I ever bought.
- 2:36:46Yeah, It's just not the sort of thing I do.
- 2:36:48What about you, Rich? It's funny as Stuart mentioned
- 2:36:51Cyberpunk because that's that's the first thing that came into
- 2:36:54my mind. I've mentioned it before.
- 2:36:56I bought it for Xbox. It stayed in the cellophane.
- 2:36:59I think I bought it, got home, put Twitch on, watched some
- 2:37:03people streaming it and saw the struggles that they were having
- 2:37:07with that game. So I left it in the cellophane
- 2:37:10for years and then even until it was out on PC and patched, at
- 2:37:14which point I then sold the still cellophane Xbox version
- 2:37:19for more than it was going to cost me to buy on PC.
- 2:37:21So I made some money back on it and I did start playing it last
- 2:37:24year and it looked great and it's very much on my list.
- 2:37:28I'll probably, it's been long enough for me to probably go
- 2:37:31back and restart it. I think that you get the three
- 2:37:34characters, don't you, with different paths into the as the
- 2:37:37lead in. So I might just choose a
- 2:37:39different character because I'd only just got to the point where
- 2:37:41they they kind of meet anyway. So there's that one and then a
- 2:37:45shout out for one other. There's a game, another kind of
- 2:37:48extraction shooter kind of game called Grey Zone Warfare that I
- 2:37:52got very, very excited about. I think it's set out in Asia
- 2:37:57jungles and that kind of thing and I did what I do.
- 2:37:59I'm the opposite of you guys. I'm I'm very much a day one or
- 2:38:02pre day one. So I lumped a silly amount of
- 2:38:06money into the founders. You know, mega send me all your
- 2:38:10money version of grey zone warfare and they're the devs are
- 2:38:15spending that money right now. I think they've got as far as
- 2:38:18nought .4. I played it for a couple of
- 2:38:21hours at nought .1 and was like this looks like it could be
- 2:38:25everything I want but very much isn't.
- 2:38:26Right now. It's it's been coming on leaps
- 2:38:30and bounds but I know that I've having spent the money on that
- 2:38:33version, it's just waiting for me.
- 2:38:36So it'll be long after this year if shame is finished by the time
- 2:38:40it gets to 1.0, but by which time it should be great.
- 2:38:45OK, cool, Ryan. I don't tend to play day one
- 2:38:50games. I've been a patient gamer for a
- 2:38:53long time. I can't remember the last game I
- 2:38:54bought David. So every game I think tend to
- 2:38:57pick up is definitely well over six months old.
- 2:39:00So I don't don't tend to. Not a problem really for me to
- 2:39:05be honest. Cool.
- 2:39:06So I think we've hit time for Rich, so we'll have to finish up
- 2:39:13if that's all right. And that's the questions that
- 2:39:15come to an end as well. So thanks to the community for
- 2:39:18those. Yeah, let's start socials here.
- 2:39:22All right, that's the show. If we got something wrong, which
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- 2:39:47and we're on YouTube at MLGYOS. No video yet, mostly for the
- 2:39:53safety of the viewing public to be honest.
- 2:39:55And then you'll do some shout outs. 2 shout outs 1 to Chini
- 2:39:59for comments about my mum, the thank you and to the guys and
- 2:40:03the veteran gamers and shout out to Brad Galloway who's feeling
- 2:40:06quite rough today. We'll talk to him earlier on SO.
- 2:40:10Lovely games podcast. OK with that I'll say goodbye.
- 2:40:16Goodbye for me. Yeah, goodbye for me.
- 2:40:18Thank you everyone again for your questions and you too.
- 2:40:21It's been lovely catching up with you.
- 2:40:23I'm sorry I have to run off straight after the recording,
- 2:40:25but I feel like we we get through so much.
- 2:40:28I feel like we're like fully caught up and I'm, I'm very much
- 2:40:31looking forward to kind of getting back on the horse And
- 2:40:34now that I'm interneted up and I've got my gaming room.
- 2:40:37So I'm hoping that next time I record whether it's more games
- 2:40:41or not, or just more hours in the same games, but either way,
- 2:40:44I'm. Looking forward to really good
- 2:40:46fun. My shout out is I've I've got
- 2:40:49some, some buddies that are not gamers that have started
- 2:40:52listening to the podcast. So if you've made it this far, I
- 2:40:55really appreciate it. And so a shout out to you guys
- 2:40:59to to Matt and, and to the local gaming guys, Jason and, and,
- 2:41:03and, and the team. And that's it from me.
- 2:41:06So cheers all. OK, see you.
- 2:41:10Thanks a lot for catching up and hope.
- 2:41:12Thank you for making it this far.
- 2:41:13If you made it this far, everybody.
- 2:41:15OK, see you. Bye.