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FULL SHOW: The Pigeon's Last Chance · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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Speaker 3: Freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 1: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you
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Speaker 1: mad bastards. Great to have you company this Tuesday afternoon.
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Speaker 1: It's the 1st of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 1: as always, listening to the Big Show, brought to you
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Speaker 1: by Reburger.
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Speaker 3: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger are redefining
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Speaker 3: the norm.
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Speaker 1: We're going to need a bigger burger. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Speaker 1: Good stuff. G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life?
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Speaker 4: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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Speaker 4: a bee in there. I'm back having my bad sleeps, fellas.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 4: Hard to get to sleep? Wake up, can't get back
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Speaker 4: to sleep.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. No good.
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Speaker 4: No good.
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Speaker 1: It's not good when you wake up and then can't
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Speaker 1: get back to.
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Speaker 4: Also not good when you lie there and you can't
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Speaker 4: get to.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then you also can't get back to.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But neither of them are great.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 4: How are you going, Keezy?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty good, fellas. Had a pretty chill day, which
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Speaker 3: is nice. And before the show, I went and had
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Speaker 3: a solo. Hoity J.
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Speaker 1: Hot Pop. Yeah, man. And now I am very full. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And all sorts of things are happening inside me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good. Yeah. But as you said in the chat there, Keezy,
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Speaker 1: you're a professional.
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Speaker 3: And it won't affect my broadcasting.
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Speaker 1: And you won't allow the inferno in your bowels and
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Speaker 1: your stomach at the moment to interrupt. That's right.
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Speaker 4: What we're doing here. But it did interrupt you last
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Speaker 4: week on Friday because, of course, you had Reburgers.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
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Speaker 4: You had about nine kilos of that, and you were
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Speaker 4: just like, oh, I don't know why I'm so tired.
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Speaker 4: You just had 2,000 calories in about eight minutes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was delicious.
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Speaker 1: Are you sleepy or just burning?
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Speaker 3: Just burning.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
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Speaker 3: To be honest, I feel alive.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's like I've swallowed lava.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But it was so yummy.
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Speaker 4: How are you, Jase?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good, thanks. So, strangely enough, Mogi... Guess what
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Speaker 1: time I woke up this morning. Go on, guess it.
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Speaker 1: 7 a.m. No. 8.30. 8. Yes.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 1: And it was my turn on coffee, so I promptly
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Speaker 1: went into the kitchen, burnt my wife's coffee, and took
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Speaker 1: it into her. You know why?
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Speaker 4: Because you're a backbone?
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Hey, man, what's coming up on the show?
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Speaker 1: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogul?
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Speaker 4: Here on Hauraki, we only run the best competitions in
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Speaker 4: the whole wide world, and that's why we're doing wars
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Speaker 4: or cars. Would you rather go along and see the Warriors, hopefully,
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Speaker 4: at the grand final? It will be the grand final, Keezy,
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Speaker 4: no matter what. Yeah. Or go to Bathurst. Big decision.
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Speaker 4: Stay tuned for the queue to call and give us
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Speaker 4: a bell on 0800 Hauraki. Also got an update on
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Speaker 4: Keezy's Pigeon.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Keezy's pigeon. Now, we haven't had an update for a
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Speaker 4: couple of weeks. The first couple of weeks, shock and bastard.
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Speaker 4: Last couple of weeks, Keezy's lost all interest, apparently.
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Speaker 1: He has been very quiet on that front. I've been
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Speaker 1: a bit concerned with Keezy on all wings looking over
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Speaker 1: his beak with me, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll update you on why that is.
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Speaker 4: I haven't heard his name mentioned around the office at all.
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Speaker 1: Neither have I.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Good.
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Speaker 4: And coming up next, I've got a bone to pick.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, man.
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Speaker 4: I'm fuming. God, I'm fuming.
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Speaker 1: How bad is it? Oh, fuming. Surely it's not that bad.
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Speaker 4: It's just somebody bringing shame on the big show again. Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no. Bloody pugs. Here's Lincoln Park. Cheers.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: Faith no more there on the Hodaki Big Show. This
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Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon, the time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. Last week, I
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Speaker 4: was lucky enough to be invited along as a very
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Speaker 4: important person, a special guest.
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Speaker 1: VIP, can I say, Mogi?
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Speaker 4: You may, you may.
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Speaker 1: That's what it stands for, yeah.
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Speaker 4: For the opening night of Cirque Alice, Cirque du Soleil.
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Speaker 4: They have a whole bunch of different shows that go
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Speaker 4: around the world. I've been to a few of them,
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Speaker 4: and this one was at the Civic. Keezy, you talked
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Speaker 4: about it last night on What's On The TV with
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Speaker 4: me and Mogi. And you were there, and that's part
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Speaker 4: of the problem, or a lot of the problem. Now,
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Speaker 4: it's an incredible event, this thing. But when you go
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Speaker 4: along to an opening night of something, it's really important
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Speaker 4: that you dress for the occasion. especially when you're at
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Speaker 4: sort of a venue as esteemed and historic as the
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Speaker 4: Civic Theatre here in downtown Auckland City, Jase. You've spent
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Speaker 4: a lot of time there.
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Speaker 1: Oh, she's a majestic old lady.
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Speaker 4: So there on the invitation, it said quite clearly that
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Speaker 4: you were to dress as if in an Alice Wonderland.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, nice.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: It's very clear, isn't it? Dress up. So I went
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Speaker 4: home from the radio, and then I got changed into
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Speaker 4: a beautiful suit. And then made my way along. Both
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Speaker 4: my wife and my daughter were dressed up for the occasion.
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Speaker 4: Then I arrive, and my phone buzzes as I'm taking
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Speaker 4: my seat in the stalls, front and centre of the
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Speaker 4: stage there. And it's from old Keezy, and he sent
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Speaker 4: a photo, and it says, old Mogi turns up five
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Speaker 4: minutes late. And he'd taken sort of a paparazzi photo
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Speaker 4: of me discreetly. And I was looking good. Could I
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Speaker 4: say that?
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Speaker 1: Was he looking good, Keezy?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
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Speaker 4: Then in the intermission, I see Keezy sort of stumbling
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Speaker 4: his way out of the stalls with a couple of
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Speaker 4: empty beer cans in his hand.
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Speaker 3: Oh, they were Woodstocks.
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Speaker 1: Woodstocks. Yeah, nice.
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Speaker 4: And he's making his way out the door, I can
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Speaker 4: only assume to reload. And I see him dressed in
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Speaker 4: what can only be described as street wear. He's wearing
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Speaker 4: a Warriors hat. You know that weird Warriors jacket he's got?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Some Warriors shorts and jandals. And this is for the premiere.
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Speaker 4: And I just thought to myself, now, Keezy, you know,
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Speaker 4: you've been invited along to these sorts of things. You're
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Speaker 4: representing the big show, and you're also meant to be
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Speaker 4: showing the people on the stage who have come from,
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Speaker 4: you know, the most incredible places overseas to little old
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Speaker 4: New Zealand. And what do they look out and seek?
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Speaker 4: You know, a guy in his mid-30s trying to dress
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Speaker 4: up like one of his favourite players in the rugby
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Speaker 4: league team.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, to be honest, fellas, I'm not that experienced
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Speaker 3: going to the theatre. I didn't even realise an opening
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Speaker 3: night was a special thing. So when I did get
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Speaker 3: there dressed head to foot in WAS gear, I did
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Speaker 3: feel a bit out of place.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I was the only one wearing a hat.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I was the only one wearing a sports hat.
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Speaker 3: The only other hat I saw was Oscar Kightley was
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Speaker 3: a few rows in front, dressed in a beautiful purple
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Speaker 3: suit with a fedora on.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're talking. That's style.
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Speaker 4: That's class.
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Speaker 1: That guy gets it. He gets it, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm just wearing what I'm comfortable in.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And that's head-to-toe Waz merch. And what was it?
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Speaker 4: Jandals.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's really interesting because, you know, I will say, Mogi,
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Speaker 1: that old Keezy can scrub up quite nicely, can't he?
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Speaker 1: He can. Thank you. But it's... It only ever seems
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Speaker 1: to be for piss-ups.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Thank you. Then you have
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Speaker 1: a quality, classy event like a theatre show, and it's
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Speaker 1: the opening night of a big occasion, the Civic, a
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Speaker 1: grand spectacle of a place. And old Keezy staggers in
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Speaker 1: with his warrior shirt.
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Speaker 3: What's this whole staggering thing?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm... As much as we don't like it sometimes,
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Speaker 1: we are representing the big show. Thank you. You know
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Speaker 1: what I mean? And to just turn up. I mean,
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Speaker 1: there would have been people from overseas there going, I
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Speaker 1: love the show. It was absolutely wonderful. But the locals
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Speaker 1: of Philistines. Where are they from? I don't know.
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Speaker 5: England.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, England. Those guys.
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Speaker 4: I was sitting next to them. They were horrified by
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Speaker 4: the state of old Casey there.
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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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Speaker 4: That's all good. How was your missus about it? She
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Speaker 4: loved it.
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Speaker 3: She had to sit with you. Yeah, well, she was
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Speaker 3: in head-to-toe Bulldogs gear.
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Speaker 1: Then apparently you started chucking your woodstock cans under the stage. No,
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Speaker 1: I didn't.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Cake there on the Hauraki Big Show this
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Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 23 minutes past four o'clock. Fellas,
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Speaker 1: I want to get your advice on something. I've decided
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Speaker 1: to step up my social media game. Right.
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Speaker 3: So that would mean posting or even doing anything.
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Speaker 4: Oh, he does. I mean, when you went to Brisbane, Jase,
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Speaker 4: to the Magic Ground, some very nice photos were taken.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Mogan.
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Speaker 4: To around local gardens. Rubbish bins, et cetera?
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Speaker 1: And my group selfies, they go off. They do.
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Speaker 3: Pugs did a lot of that work for you, though.
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he posts them and stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: I still haven't quite figured out how to write on
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Speaker 1: them or put music to what you're doing. That's all right.
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Speaker 3: Baby steps.
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Speaker 1: But I've got this idea, and I want to put
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Speaker 1: this little concept to you, if I might, because I
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Speaker 1: think it's cool.
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Speaker 4: Cool, man. You go for it.
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Speaker 1: I think the kids will love it. Like, because I'm
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Speaker 1: going through the CBD all the time, listening to my
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Speaker 1: tunes on my skull candies.
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Speaker 3: Oh, because you live in the city, eh?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man. And, you know, the tunes are playing in
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Speaker 1: my eardrums.
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Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, you know, and I'm looking.
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Speaker 1: And I'm just taking in the world. And so I've
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Speaker 1: had this idea, right, and I think it's going to
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Speaker 1: go off. I think it's going to go viral. of
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Speaker 1: Come for a Walk with Hoity J. And I've got
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Speaker 1: some really fat tune going on.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: In the video.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And it's just me strolling through various parts of the
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Speaker 1: CBD with a tune banging in the background.
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Speaker 4: So it's you walking in town.
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Speaker 1: It's just Come for a Walk with Hoity J. And
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Speaker 1: it's literally just me walking, you know, through town.
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Speaker 3: And you think that's going to go viral.
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Speaker 1: I reckon it's going to go off. Yep. You know
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Speaker 1: how people see something and they go, oh. Hootie Jay's
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Speaker 1: done this thing. I reckon we should do it at
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Speaker 1: our work, you know, sort of thing. Because we do
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Speaker 1: that too.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you want to start a trend.
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Speaker 1: I want to start a trend.
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Speaker 3: Where people film each other walking.
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Speaker 1: Now.
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Speaker 5: Now.
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, and you can give me advice on this
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Speaker 1: because I'm technically not very good at it. I don't
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Speaker 1: know if you know that about me. I'm getting a
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Speaker 1: selfie stick.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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Speaker 3: What's a selfie stick?
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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I presume it's like a stick thing
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Speaker 1: that you shove your phone on the end of.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So then you're walking along looking really cool and, you know, hip.
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Speaker 3: And you can film yourself.
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Speaker 1: And you can film yourself or, you know, have it
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Speaker 1: out in front of me. So I could be having
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Speaker 1: my skull candies on. The tune's douche, douche, douche, douche.
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Speaker 1: I'm walking through town just taking shots of everything with
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Speaker 1: the tune in the background. Yeah, right.
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Speaker 4: There's a couple of options there as well. There's a
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Speaker 4: selfie stick, but then you've got to hold it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Right?
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Speaker 4: Yes. But there's also a new addition, and that is
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Speaker 4: a belt which you stick the selfie stick into. Yes,
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Speaker 4: I've seen that. Sort of like a fishing pole.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: On a boat, you know how they have the pole holders?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I do, yeah.
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Speaker 4: So that frees your hands up, and you're then able
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Speaker 4: to sort of wander around. The other thing that's come
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Speaker 4: out recently, of course, is the sicko goggles. And those
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Speaker 4: are those sort of, what are they, Google glasses, I
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Speaker 4: think they're called, where they're constantly recording people without their
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Speaker 4: knowledge or consent. That would suit you down to the ground.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the only thing is, Mogi, I don't really wear
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Speaker 1: my glasses in the city. But look, this is the thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm open to all technology. I just worry that the
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Speaker 1: one in my groin, yeah, that one, be very low
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Speaker 1: to the ground.
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. It could be on
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Speaker 4: your forehead. It's still going to be very low to
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Speaker 4: the ground.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I mean. You know, I'm not a
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Speaker 1: big unit, so I might be just a shot of
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Speaker 1: all these people's kneecaps.
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Speaker 3: Are you worried about getting smacked over, walking around town
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Speaker 3: with a selfie stick vibing?
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Speaker 1: Keezy, you've known me for a long time, and I'm
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Speaker 1: pretty sure one of the things you know about me
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Speaker 1: is I know how to look after myself, all right? Yeah, man,
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Speaker 1: you really look.
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Speaker 3: You take care of yourself.
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Speaker 5: You do.
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Speaker 1: He takes care of number one. But what do you think?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll get a selfie stick.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 1: I'll put tunes on my walks.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I'll walk with Hootie Joe, and they're fat beats too.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about that.
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Speaker 3: Who's editing it?
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Speaker 1: I'll edit it.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even going to edit it. I'll just play
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Speaker 1: it from beginning to end, and that'll be.
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Speaker 5: The end of it.
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Speaker 4: So you just chuck it up on Instagram? Yeah. Maybe
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Speaker 4: like three hours long?
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Speaker 1: Well, I don't think three hours. Maybe two. 2.30, you
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Speaker 1: know what I mean? And people would be like, I
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Speaker 1: could see people sitting in their lounges, you know, just sitting,
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Speaker 1: getting mesmerized and going, yeah, this is cool. It's kind
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Speaker 1: of like the Odyssey, isn't it?
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Speaker 4: It's kind of that kind of length anyway if you're
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Speaker 4: talking two and a half hours. And there is a
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Speaker 4: certain amount of jeopardy because once you get down to
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Speaker 4: the waterfront, there's every chance that a seago will pick
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Speaker 4: you up and take you out over the ocean.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Wazzle cars. Yeah. Eh? Fellas? Fellas?
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Speaker 5: Eh?
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Speaker 1: I tell you what, I thought it was just going
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Speaker 1: to be all NRL, this competition. But there's been quite
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Speaker 1: a few backbones out there that have gone Bathurst. The
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Speaker 1: old petrolheads.
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Speaker 4: People love their cars, what do you say?
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Speaker 1: They do.
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Speaker 4: You know, they have a real love affair with them.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never got it myself.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I just.
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Speaker 3: What do you love?
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Speaker 1: Hot pot.
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Speaker 3: Imagine there was like a special event in Australia on
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Speaker 3: Hot Pot Mountain where all of the hot pot enthusiasts
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Speaker 3: gathered to watch the best hot potters in the world
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Speaker 3: go around Mount Panorama.
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Speaker 4: And some people cheer for a spicy hot pot and
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Speaker 4: other people cheer for a pretty mild.
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Speaker 1: Green pepper.
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Speaker 3: Or a green pepper. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you another passion I've got. Candles.
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Speaker 3: What, like scented candles?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Cool, so imagine all the biggest candle enthusiasts in the
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Speaker 3: world gathering in Australia.
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Speaker 1: I'd be there. But it's not that. It's NRL Grand
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Speaker 1: Final and or Bathurst. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Aaron,
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Speaker 1: you mad bastard. How's life? Excellent, actually.
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Speaker 4: Excellent at the moment.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, mate. Tell me, Aaron, what do
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Speaker 1: you do for a crust?
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Speaker 4: I just look after my old man, actually. Oh, you're a.
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Speaker 1: Backbone, mate. Backbone. I hope you're on 200 grand a year. Backbone.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Aaron, which one are you choosing, mate, grand final
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Speaker 3: or Bathurst?
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Speaker 4: You know, grand final.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, man, totally.
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Speaker 3: Are you a Warriors fan, Aaron?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And who would you take with you? Were you lucky
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Speaker 1: enough to win?
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Speaker 5: Probably my brother, actually.
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Speaker 4: He's a Panthers fan.
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Speaker 3: Oh, is he?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That'd be a good game.
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Speaker 4: What a son of a B.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Aaron, you're in the draw, mate. You hold the line,
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Speaker 3: all right? Pug's going to look after you.
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Speaker 4: Backbone. Okay, good as gold.
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Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. G'day, Duncan, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, good, mate.
15:20
Speaker 2: How are you?
15:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
15:21
Speaker 3: Good.
15:22
Speaker 1: How's your Tuesday going?
15:24
Speaker 2: Tuesday's good.
15:25
Speaker 5: It's been a bit sunnier than the old welly.
15:27
Speaker 1: Oh, has it?
15:28
Speaker 3: You've got to enjoy it.
15:29
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got to get out, man. I tell you what,
15:31
Speaker 1: in Auckland at the moment, she's blowing a bloody gale.
15:34
Speaker 1: Absolute gale.
15:37
Speaker 3: Far out. It's good stuff, fellas. Hey.
15:41
Speaker 4: Hang on, Keezy, man. What's up, man? Just before you
15:43
Speaker 4: move off the weather chat, Duncan, have the Nor'Westers started yet, man?
15:47
Speaker 4: You normally get those in your spring.
15:49
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, no, no. We switched this morning from a
15:51
Speaker 5: southerly to a northerly.
15:53
Speaker 1: How good.
15:53
Speaker 4: It's a good time to be alive. Southerly gale to
15:56
Speaker 4: a northerly gale.
15:58
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
15:59
Speaker 1: So what would be your choice there, Dunk?
16:01
Speaker 4: NRL, Bathurst?
16:02
Speaker 1: I'll go with the hot pot, actually.
16:04
Speaker 3: I've got to go with the hot pot.
16:06
Speaker 1: Jewish. No, no, I'll go with NRL. Yeah, cool.
16:10
Speaker 3: And, Dunk, just before you go, what do you do
16:12
Speaker 3: for a crust, man?
16:13
Speaker 5: I'm a beer transfer technician.
16:15
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
16:16
Speaker 1: You take the beer out of the can and put
16:18
Speaker 1: it in your mouth.
16:19
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love working at the pub.
16:21
Speaker 4: Backbone.
16:22
Speaker 3: Get on your dunk. You hold the line, and old
16:23
Speaker 3: Pugsan will look after you.
16:25
Speaker 5: All right? How good. Cheers, lads.
16:26
Speaker 4: Get on your feel.
16:27
Speaker 3: That's a big shout-out to boyschip.co.nz, who will be organising
16:31
Speaker 3: either package, depending on what you win, and just an
16:33
Speaker 3: announcement that the NRL Grand Final package is officially sold out.
16:36
Speaker 1: Wow!
16:37
Speaker 3: As I'm surprised. I'm not surprised that it sold out,
16:40
Speaker 3: but I'm surprised it took this long, to be honest.
16:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think people are sort of like, you're hedging
16:44
Speaker 4: your bets, because in all honesty... You know, I mean,
16:47
Speaker 4: I know a lot of people have gone over to
16:48
Speaker 4: the grand final. I'm not sure how pumped I'd be
16:50
Speaker 4: to watch two teams that have knocked out the Warriors.
16:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
16:53
Speaker 4: Compete for a title that the Warriors can't get. You know?
16:56
Speaker 1: You know?
16:57
Speaker 5: Yeah.
16:57
Speaker 1: Well, certainly for a Waz fan, yes.
16:59
Speaker 3: Potentially another chance to get yourself in the draw for
17:01
Speaker 3: this competition later on in the show. Listen for the
17:03
Speaker 3: cue to call, and then call 0800 Hauraki.
17:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, bloody good. In the meantime, oh yeah, bit of
17:08
Speaker 1: push push.
17:09
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show.
17:11
Speaker 3: Weekdays from 4pm.
17:13
Speaker 1: Foo Fighters there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
17:18
Speaker 1: The time is 4.47. Let's talk TV. What's on the
17:23
Speaker 1: telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah! Woo!
17:31
Speaker 4: On Friday night, you spoke about this, Keith, yesterday, same
17:35
Speaker 4: time on the show. I went and saw a certain... Alice.
17:39
Speaker 4: So Cirque du Soleil, it's acrobats. It's a type of circus,
17:42
Speaker 4: but it's with acrobats, no animals. It was on at
17:45
Speaker 4: the Civic Theatre here in Auckland. I think it's on
17:47
Speaker 4: for the next couple of weeks. It's the story of
17:49
Speaker 4: Alice in Wonderland, isn't it, Keezy?
17:50
Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:51
Speaker 4: Now, Alice comes out and, you know, look, it's not
17:55
Speaker 4: word for word, let me put it that way. But
17:58
Speaker 4: there's lots of classical music. Very recognisable classical music that
18:03
Speaker 4: anybody in the street would have heard. And the person
18:06
Speaker 4: that plays Alice is sort of a classically trained operatic singer.
18:10
Speaker 4: Absolutely amazing. Brilliant. And then the story gets told and
18:14
Speaker 4: you've got various trapeze artists doing all sorts of different things, which,
18:18
Speaker 4: as you said, Keezy, make you more and more anxious
18:21
Speaker 4: as the show goes on. Incredible skill. I found it really.
18:26
Speaker 4: I found it absolutely amazing and life-affirming, and I think
18:29
Speaker 4: it's the sort of thing that absolutely everybody should go
18:31
Speaker 4: and see. It's amazing that people can do any of
18:34
Speaker 4: this stuff at all. They have a clown in there
18:37
Speaker 4: that comes along as well, who's the Mad Hatter, is
18:39
Speaker 4: his character, and he sort of breaks it up, gets
18:41
Speaker 4: people out of the audience, that sort of stuff. The tickets,
18:44
Speaker 4: I looked them up, they weren't super, like normally you
18:46
Speaker 4: see Cirque du Soleil, it's $ 180 or something insane like that.
18:49
Speaker 4: This is like, I saw tickets for $ 60.
18:51
Speaker 1: Yes.
18:52
Speaker 4: And I don't think there's really a bad seat in
18:53
Speaker 4: the house. If you can get along to it, absolutely
18:55
Speaker 4: get along to it. Keezy, you gave it 4.2. I
18:58
Speaker 4: couldn't ask for more out of a show than the
19:00
Speaker 4: level of entertainment I got. That's a five-bussy show for me.
19:03
Speaker 1: Wow.
19:04
Speaker 4: Get along, tickets on sale in Auckland, and I don't
19:06
Speaker 4: think they're going anywhere else, so you're out of luck.
19:08
Speaker 1: Good stuff, mate. Well, on your recommendation, Mogi, I watched
19:12
Speaker 1: a film on Netflix, The Whisper Man. Yeah. Starring Robert
19:17
Speaker 1: De Niro, Adam Scott, and Mona.
19:19
Speaker 4: Bridget Moynihan.
19:20
Speaker 1: Moynihan, yes. Here's the story outline.
19:22
Speaker 4: And Michael Keaton.
19:23
Speaker 1: And Michael Keaton, yes. When his eight-year-old son is abducted,
19:27
Speaker 1: a widowed crime writer looks to his estranged father, a
19:31
Speaker 1: retired police detective, for help. He soon discovers a connection
19:35
Speaker 1: to the decades-old case of a convicted serial killer known
19:40
Speaker 1: as the Whisper Man. Now, look. It was a very
19:46
Speaker 1: solid film, is how I would describe it. Nothing... particularly
19:50
Speaker 1: amazing about it. And also, I think there's something wrong.
19:56
Speaker 1: Movies that are really dark on my TV, I can't
19:58
Speaker 1: see crap. You know what I mean? We tried to
20:00
Speaker 1: lighten it. And there was a lot of dark, moody
20:04
Speaker 1: interior stuff. I know how you feel. What's happening?
20:06
Speaker 4: What's happening?
20:07
Speaker 1: It annoys me. And I'll tell you what else was
20:09
Speaker 1: very curious. Robert De Niro, who I'm a huge fan of.
20:15
Speaker 1: Or have been. Have been. A very paint-by-numbers performance from him.
20:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
20:21
Speaker 1: Very muted. I kind of felt, yeah, I just got
20:26
Speaker 1: the vibe from him that he was just, it was
20:28
Speaker 1: just another film and he was just going through the motions.
20:31
Speaker 4: I sort of feel like with him that it's probably
20:34
Speaker 4: for the last 15 years or so, he keeps himself
20:36
Speaker 4: very active. There's a lot of acting. He's not selective.
20:38
Speaker 5: No.
20:39
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that he should have been with this one,
20:41
Speaker 4: but he turns out a lot of work and I
20:44
Speaker 4: think he's probably a bit worried about the end of
20:46
Speaker 4: his life.
20:47
Speaker 1: Maybe.
20:48
Speaker 4: You know, coming in the tunnel towards him.
20:50
Speaker 1: It was the first time I've ever watched De Niro
20:52
Speaker 1: and gone, ah, not the best performance you've ever given. Right.
20:56
Speaker 1: It's very kind of paint by numbers almost. Yeah, because
21:00
Speaker 1: he was great in Meet the Fockers. He was, actually.
21:03
Speaker 1: I love that film.
21:04
Speaker 4: Very good.
21:04
Speaker 1: But look, as I say, a pretty good watch, a
21:07
Speaker 1: solid watch. I'll give it three buzzies.
21:09
Speaker 4: There you go.
21:09
Speaker 3: The Whisper Man.
21:10
Speaker 4: The Whisper Man Netflix. Directed by New Zealander James Ashcroft.
21:13
Speaker 3: Last night I watched the second to last episode of
21:16
Speaker 3: the first season of Outrageous Fortune. TVNZ Plus. This episode,
21:20
Speaker 3: a certain lawyer named Corky has got a pee addiction.
21:25
Speaker 3: Played very well by Hoini J.
21:27
Speaker 4: Very convincingly.
21:27
Speaker 1: Thanks, mate.
21:28
Speaker 3: Really, really great performance.
21:29
Speaker 1: Thank you.
21:30
Speaker 3: Genuinely, I was like, oh my God, he's crazy.
21:32
Speaker 4: Right.
21:33
Speaker 3: And then there was a moment where Anthony Starr, who's
21:35
Speaker 3: now an international superstar thanks to the boys, he plays Homelander,
21:39
Speaker 3: he grabs you and throws you over the desk.
21:41
Speaker 5: Yes.
21:42
Speaker 3: Now, I remember you telling a story about that. What
21:43
Speaker 3: happened after that? I.
21:45
Speaker 1: I think Anthony injured his hand.
21:47
Speaker 3: And he hurt himself.
21:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
21:49
Speaker 1: Because we actually did that stunt. And I can remember
21:52
Speaker 1: at the time thinking, jeez, this is a bit full on. Yeah.
21:55
Speaker 1: Because he was committed to it. And I was, you know,
21:57
Speaker 1: a pee addict looking for my stuff. Yeah. So we
22:01
Speaker 1: were both kind.
22:02
Speaker 3: Of, whoa!
22:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:04
Speaker 4: You both had your motivations.
22:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, we both had motivation.
22:07
Speaker 3: Because he plays two characters, Jethro and Van, who are twins.
22:10
Speaker 3: And Jethro, you know, you have a go at Jethro
22:12
Speaker 3: and then he like punches you in the face or
22:14
Speaker 3: something and throws you over. And then Van comes and
22:16
Speaker 3: starts kicking the shit out of old Horty J.
22:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:19
Speaker 3: Are you in more of Outrageous Fortune?
22:23
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't recall.
22:24
Speaker 3: It's only one of the greatest shows in New Zealand history.
22:29
Speaker 1: I think maybe I get arrested or something. Maybe. I
22:33
Speaker 1: can't remember. It's a surprise.
22:35
Speaker 4: Not because Jase wants it to be a surprise, but
22:37
Speaker 4: because he can't remember.
22:38
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
22:38
Speaker 3: Because the thing I've noticed in that show is the
22:40
Speaker 3: side characters will get introduced and then they'll be woven
22:42
Speaker 3: back into the story again.
22:45
Speaker 1: Yes, I am still in the series.
22:47
Speaker 4: Okay, great.
22:47
Speaker 1: Because I think I come back in maybe season three. Okay,
22:51
Speaker 1: great to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:53
Speaker 3: Very, very, very, very good. If you haven't seen it before,
22:55
Speaker 3: please go watch it.
22:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
22:56
Speaker 1: It's so good.
22:57
Speaker 4: When can I see that, QB?
22:58
Speaker 1: TVNZ Plus, man.
22:58
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, man.
22:59
Speaker 1: So great. In the meantime, he's talking heads.
23:03
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
23:07
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
23:09
Speaker 1: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're getting through your
23:11
Speaker 1: Tuesday okay. You're listening to The Big Show, by the way,
23:14
Speaker 1: brought to you by Reburger.
23:16
Speaker 3: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
23:20
Speaker 1: Scrumdiddlyumptious. I just had a curious thought, fellas, before we
23:26
Speaker 1: started this voice break. And it was, I wonder how
23:30
Speaker 1: many voice breaks I've done in my life.
23:33
Speaker 3: A voice break being where you chat between songs.
23:36
Speaker 1: You know, where you do your job, basically.
23:37
Speaker 4: Well, sadly, the last person that would know the answer
23:40
Speaker 4: to that is you.
23:41
Speaker 1: Exactly.
23:41
Speaker 4: As we just found out earlier on with Keezy talking
23:43
Speaker 4: about Outrageous Fortune and then asking you whether you knew
23:46
Speaker 4: if you were in any episodes past the conclusion of
23:49
Speaker 4: season one, you don't know.
23:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, then I remembered season three, Keezy.
23:54
Speaker 4: Well, you guessed. We'll find out.
23:55
Speaker 1: Lock and load, mate.
23:57
Speaker 3: How many episodes of Brokenwood have you been in?
23:59
Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't have a clue, man.
24:00
Speaker 3: Okay, so how are you supposed to know how many
24:03
Speaker 3: voice breaks you've done?
24:04
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I mean. I mean, you could
24:06
Speaker 1: go by numbers.
24:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the way you normally do it.
24:09
Speaker 1: Sort of 17 in a day and five days a week,
24:12
Speaker 1: 50 years. You know what I mean?
24:17
Speaker 3: I thought you were 39.
24:18
Speaker 1: I reckon it's like this could be my millionth voice break.
24:23
Speaker 3: Could be. I've just typed it in and done the maths.
24:26
Speaker 4: Yes.
24:26
Speaker 1: 47. 47. God, is that all? Yeah. God, it feels
24:31
Speaker 1: a lot more than that. I know.
24:32
Speaker 4: You sure it's not 39? It feels a lot more
24:35
Speaker 4: than that. A lot more than 39, Jase.
24:39
Speaker 1: Hey, anyway.
24:40
Speaker 3: It feels more like mid-50s to me.
24:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, like mid-50s.
24:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
24:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it wouldn't be that much.
24:45
Speaker 3: It's just what it feels like.
24:48
Speaker 1: Now, coming up, we check Keezy's racing pigeon.
24:52
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:53
Speaker 1: It's not good.
24:54
Speaker 3: No, it's not. We've got to do something about this, fellas.
24:56
Speaker 1: Here's Soundgarden.
24:57
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
25:01
Speaker 1: Queens of the Stone Age on the Radio Hauraki Big
25:04
Speaker 1: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 14 minutes past 5 o'clock. Now,
25:09
Speaker 1: many of our listeners will be aware that old Keezy
25:12
Speaker 1: spent a fair amount of coin on a racing pigeon.
25:15
Speaker 1: And I think it's fair to say, fellas, it's been
25:18
Speaker 1: an unmitigated disaster. Keezy on all wings looking over his
25:24
Speaker 1: beak with me, Keezy.
25:29
Speaker 3: That's right, Keezy on all wings looking over his beak
25:32
Speaker 3: with me, Keezy. It's the name of the stupid pigeon.
25:35
Speaker 3: As chosen by the Hodaki audience.
25:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
25:38
Speaker 3: Still hate that name.
25:39
Speaker 1: I love it.
25:41
Speaker 3: So this pigeon has done five races, fellas. Basically what
25:45
Speaker 3: happened is there's a bloke down in Timaru there. He
25:47
Speaker 3: runs a bar called Hector Blacks. They have got the
25:50
Speaker 3: Oamaru Bird Club on board and they do a spring
25:53
Speaker 3: series of pigeon races. Yeah. So we've had five races
25:57
Speaker 3: so far. The first race, Ashburton to Oamaru, 150 kilometres.
26:03
Speaker 3: My pigeon came 93rd out of a possible 115th. So
26:06
Speaker 3: right at the back of the pack, not good. Next race, Christchurch, Tuamaru, 73rd.
26:12
Speaker 3: Getting better, still shithouse. Next race, Cheviot, Tuamaru, 38th. Improving.
26:20
Speaker 4: How far was that one?
26:21
Speaker 3: That was 200 and, sorry, 320 kilometres.
26:26
Speaker 4: That's a long way.
26:27
Speaker 1: That's a long way.
26:29
Speaker 4: Especially if you're going, you know, sort of 38th. It's
26:31
Speaker 4: a waste of time.
26:32
Speaker 3: 100%.
26:32
Speaker 1: You just want to go, why am I doing this mid-air?
26:36
Speaker 3: Kaikoura to Oamaru, 380 kilometres, 31st. So improved again. Wow.
26:43
Speaker 1: Long distance, obviously. Mad bastard.
26:45
Speaker 3: Now, over the weekend, it was back to the Ashburton
26:48
Speaker 3: to Oamaru, the short distance race where it originally came
26:52
Speaker 3: 93rd the first time around. Fellas, the reason I haven't
26:54
Speaker 3: brought it up is because I'm not bringing this to
26:57
Speaker 3: the table. I'm not giving it to you and the
26:58
Speaker 3: listeners unless it does something good. And I'm actually getting
27:01
Speaker 3: to the point now where it's actually embarrassing to have
27:02
Speaker 3: this pigeon... sort of related to the big show.
27:06
Speaker 1: It's like an albatross around your neck, if I can
27:09
Speaker 1: put it that way, Keezy.
27:11
Speaker 4: Can I just say that in terms of content for
27:15
Speaker 4: the big show, the results are good.
27:17
Speaker 1: Why's that?
27:17
Speaker 4: Well, because the bird is failing miserably and you've heavily
27:21
Speaker 4: invested in its success. So for that, it's the perfect
27:24
Speaker 4: concoction of you've got high hopes and then the delivery
27:26
Speaker 4: of the thing that you've got faith in, like Hoity
27:28
Speaker 4: J giving up the smoking.
27:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, failed again. Has let you down. Again.
27:31
Speaker 4: So Keezy's sad. Ratings go up.
27:34
Speaker 1: Yeah.
27:34
Speaker 4: People love it. It's our bread and butter, Keezy.
27:37
Speaker 3: Keezy's sad equals ratings up.
27:39
Speaker 4: That's right. And so I think the only mistake we're
27:42
Speaker 4: making here is not talking about it every single week. Now,
27:44
Speaker 4: if this bird was coming first or we were making
27:46
Speaker 4: lots of money, people would change the channels.
27:49
Speaker 5: Yeah. Really?
27:49
Speaker 3: Because I think that they'd be kind of stoked.
27:51
Speaker 1: No. No, no, no.
27:53
Speaker 4: They'd be fuming.
27:54
Speaker 3: Like, if it had won every race, we'd have five
27:56
Speaker 3: grand right now.
27:56
Speaker 4: You would have five grand, and they wouldn't stand for that.
28:00
Speaker 1: And your initial investment, you know, I know it's sort
28:02
Speaker 1: of loose change for you, but a grand is not,
28:05
Speaker 1: you know, it's not insignificant. Was it $ 1, 000? Yeah.
28:07
Speaker 4: It's not cheap, is it?
28:09
Speaker 1: No, and I mean, especially when you're getting results like that. Like,
28:12
Speaker 1: if you had invested that money in the stock exchange,
28:16
Speaker 1: for example, that's like a... A collapse.
28:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Whereas this pigeon who sucks ass is a
28:23
Speaker 3: way better investment.
28:25
Speaker 1: No, this is what I mean. It's the same thing.
28:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's a better investment in our content. Very
28:30
Speaker 4: much so. You know what I'm saying? Because it's drawn
28:32
Speaker 4: out over such a long period. Week after week after
28:35
Speaker 4: week of failure, then high hopes, then failure, then high hopes,
28:38
Speaker 4: then failure.
28:39
Speaker 5: 100%.
28:39
Speaker 4: And so on and so on and so on.
28:41
Speaker 1: Sounds like the wars.
28:42
Speaker 3: Now, Jase, they're literally top of the table right now.
28:45
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
28:47
Speaker 4: Come on, man.
28:48
Speaker 3: The thing that happens every week is the bloke that's
28:50
Speaker 3: running at Pigeon Tim, the guy who sold me the pigeon,
28:53
Speaker 3: he releases a video of him reading out the top
28:56
Speaker 3: 15 results.
28:57
Speaker 5: Right.
28:57
Speaker 3: 15th place gets $ 100.
28:59
Speaker 1: And so on. Are you poised? Yes.
29:02
Speaker 5: Yeah.
29:02
Speaker 3: And he goes from 15 down to one. The same
29:05
Speaker 3: birds are mentioned every single week.
29:07
Speaker 5: Yeah.
29:07
Speaker 3: And never is my bird mentioned. So I'm at the
29:10
Speaker 3: point now where I'm actually like, hey, what are we
29:12
Speaker 3: going to do here? Because it's got another race this weekend.
29:14
Speaker 3: What if it loses again? I'm at the point, and
29:16
Speaker 3: I'm open to suggestions, 3483. If the pigeon loses this weekend,
29:20
Speaker 3: what are we doing with it?
29:22
Speaker 4: Well, I sort of feel like you've invested in the pigeon,
29:24
Speaker 4: because you've got to stick with it. You know, this
29:27
Speaker 4: pigeon has been named after you. This pigeon is part
29:30
Speaker 4: of your family. I hate to say it, but it's
29:33
Speaker 4: part of the Big Show family. um you know keezy
29:36
Speaker 4: on all wings looking over its beak with me keezy
29:39
Speaker 4: what are you gonna do you can't you're gonna you're
29:41
Speaker 4: gonna back paddock.
29:41
Speaker 3: It no well that's up to the audience three four
29:43
Speaker 3: eight three every text in the drawer for a 50
29:45
Speaker 3: reburg about you if it doesn't get on the podium
29:47
Speaker 3: this week in the top 10 i want suggestions of
29:50
Speaker 3: what we do with the pigeon All right, and to
29:52
Speaker 3: be honest, I want to chat to Pigeon Tim again.
29:54
Speaker 3: I haven't chatted to him.
29:54
Speaker 4: In a month. I've got a vibe that Pigeon Tim
29:57
Speaker 4: is running a not-insubstantial Ponzi scheme here, and our friend
30:01
Speaker 4: Keezy has been a victim of it.
30:02
Speaker 1: Well, I'm really looking forward to you just letting loose
30:05
Speaker 1: on Pigeon Tim, actually. Well, no, not yet. Giving it
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Speaker 1: to him. Just saying, what are you doing here, mate?
30:09
Speaker 1: I'm not going to let loose on him on the radio. Well,
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Speaker 1: I think you should. I'd be fuming. Weezer? Yeah, okay.
30:17
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: Gorillas there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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Speaker 1: The time is 5.27. We're talking Keezy's racing pigeon. And
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Speaker 1: if you just tuned in.
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Speaker 1: Old Keezy on all wings looking over his beak with me. Keezy,
30:43
Speaker 1: the name of the pigeon, has not been performing well.
30:47
Speaker 1: And Keezy is absolutely fuming. Keezy on all wings looking
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Speaker 1: over his beak with me. Keezy. I am anticipating massive
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Speaker 1: fireworks in the next minute or two because we've got
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Speaker 1: Pigeon Tim who runs the whole operation on the phone there. G'day, Tim,
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Speaker 1: you mad bastard. How's life?
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Speaker 5: G'day, fellas. How are you going today?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good. Thanks, mate. Good, good, good. Keezy, not so much.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Tim. I understand you're not happy. Hey, settle down, fellas.
31:21
Speaker 5: Settle down. This is only... Hey, remember we had a
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Speaker 5: sprint race this last week. Your bird had been doing
31:26
Speaker 5: better over distance, so settle down in the north, we've
31:29
Speaker 5: got a big race from Blenheim this week, good old turnaround.
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Speaker 3: Tim, Tim, just quickly, do you know where Keezy on
31:35
Speaker 3: all wings, looking over his beak with me, Keezy finished
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Speaker 3: this weekend, just gone?
31:39
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, not that great. You were 88.
31:43
Speaker 3: 80, okay, okay.
31:44
Speaker 1: Lucky for some.
31:45
Speaker 4: Because it was a.
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Speaker 5: Shorter distance, I reckon he liked the distance.
31:48
Speaker 4: Two fat ladies.
31:48
Speaker 5: Look, you're going to be all good.
31:51
Speaker 3: Okay, so I've been plotting down all the results and
31:54
Speaker 3: the distances, and it does show that my bird is
31:56
Speaker 3: a long-distance bird. What is the longest distance race that
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Speaker 3: you run, Tim?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's going to be this week, guys. 470km, it's
32:04
Speaker 5: Flynham to Oamaru.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so 470km. The furthest distance so far was 380km.
32:13
Speaker 3: So it's an extra 90km there.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right. So what I've decided, Tim, is we're
32:19
Speaker 3: going to give Keezy on all wings one last chance
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Speaker 3: this weekend just to sort of prove his medal or
32:24
Speaker 3: her medal.
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Speaker 5: Don't get the bloody recipes ready yet for Pitch and Pie,
32:29
Speaker 5: you know? You could be into some serious money here, fellas.
32:32
Speaker 5: Don't give up.
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Speaker 3: Pigeon Tim, in your experience, do pigeons improve? Because every
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Speaker 3: week I watch the video of the announcement and it's
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Speaker 3: the same pigeons taking out the top spots.
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Speaker 5: No, two rights, they improve. No, no, like I said,
32:44
Speaker 5: this is all, you know, we've got a theory here, fellas,
32:47
Speaker 5: and I reckon it is because you've got distance on
32:49
Speaker 5: your side, this is going to.
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Speaker 1: Help you out.
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Speaker 5: We were actually over and out of Taki the other day,
32:54
Speaker 5: just out of Rarotonga, and someone asked if I was
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Speaker 5: Pigeon Tim. We were talking about pigeons and Well, yes.
33:00
Speaker 1: Pigeon Tim. It's going far and wide, fellas.
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Speaker 3: Someone at RARO asked for your Pigeon Tim. That's great. Tim,
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Speaker 3: one question I have to ask, man, is did you
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Speaker 3: knowingly sell me a dud pigeon?
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Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, nah.
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Speaker 5: I wouldn't, couldn't, and shouldn't. So don't worry about that, fellas.
33:17
Speaker 5: It's all legit, all good.
33:18
Speaker 4: Just looking, we've got a framed photo here of Keezy
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Speaker 4: on all wings looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: You know, it's got the look of a.
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Speaker 4: I don't know. It hasn't got too many brain cells.
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Speaker 4: Do you need to be a smart bird to be
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Speaker 4: a good flyer, Tim?
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Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
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Speaker 1: No.
33:35
Speaker 5: Hey, look at these runners out there. You tell me
33:37
Speaker 5: you're saying Bob's a smart man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true.
33:39
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, no, don't panic.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Don't panic. Don't panic, Keezy.
33:46
Speaker 3: Okay, Tim, I won't panic.
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Speaker 5: Not yet.
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Speaker 3: Look, thank you so much for your time again. And
33:51
Speaker 3: a reminder, if you're intimidated, check out Hector Black's. It's
33:53
Speaker 3: my favourite pub down there.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Tim, we'll catch up to you maybe next week or
33:57
Speaker 3: the week after.
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Speaker 4: All right?
33:58
Speaker 5: Sounds good, fellas. Good luck.
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Speaker 1: Thanks, Tim. You know what I think you need to do, Keezy?
34:04
Speaker 1: I think you need to invest more. What do you mean?
34:07
Speaker 1: In your pigeon. You know, if you want good results,
34:10
Speaker 1: what's the saying? You've got to spend money to make money.
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Speaker 4: That's true, yeah, yeah.
34:14
Speaker 1: So I reckon you need, you know, maybe some nutritionist
34:18
Speaker 1: sort of assistance, all that sort of stuff.
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Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people are texting through 3483, someone
34:23
Speaker 3: suggesting that I feed the pigeon up on steroids.
34:26
Speaker 1: Yes.
34:27
Speaker 3: Look into that as an option. Someone here saying that
34:30
Speaker 3: I've got to ride the pigeon until he wins.
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Speaker 4: Yep, you do have to ride it until he wins.
34:34
Speaker 4: You've got a bit of tough love.
34:35
Speaker 3: A lot of people.
34:36
Speaker 4: Bit of tough love.
34:37
Speaker 3: A lot of people suggesting I serve it up at
34:38
Speaker 3: my come-dine with me.
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Speaker 4: A little outboard motor.
34:42
Speaker 3: On the back of the pigeon?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, on the back of the pigeon.
34:44
Speaker 1: But you know it's flying, eh?
34:45
Speaker 4: Yeah.
34:46
Speaker 1: But an outboard.
34:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's got that fan at the back that
34:49
Speaker 4: goes really fast.
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Speaker 1: What about.
34:51
Speaker 4: Keith, you've got to try everything at this point. And
34:53
Speaker 4: you might roll your eyes, mate, but yours is... Your
34:55
Speaker 4: bloody pigeon's an absolute.
34:56
Speaker 3: Tell me to put a boat motor on a pigeon.
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Speaker 3: What was your suggestion, Jase?
35:01
Speaker 1: Aerodynamic goggles. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah.
35:05
Speaker 3: So put goggles on the pigeon.
35:06
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to make it a pigeon suit that's aerodynamic.
35:10
Speaker 1: It's a pigeon.
35:10
Speaker 3: It doesn't need a pigeon suit.
35:12
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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35:23
Speaker 3: This is Breaking News.
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Speaker 1: Boom.
35:27
Speaker 3: The Dunedin Beer Festival is happening once again, fellas, which
35:30
Speaker 3: is bloody exciting. You can get your tickets at dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz.
35:34
Speaker 3: It's the South's biggest weekend of beer, food, and music.
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Speaker 1: Bloody great time.
35:39
Speaker 3: Every time we go down there, we do a live show.
35:42
Speaker 3: We then go to the beer festival, and it's a
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Speaker 3: bloody good weekend, and I always feel a bit secondhand
35:46
Speaker 3: the following week.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Let's just say that. Emerson's are the ones flying us
35:51
Speaker 3: down there. And they are making a special brew.
35:53
Speaker 1: Have they got a plane? No.
35:58
Speaker 3: They're just paying for us to go down there.
35:59
Speaker 1: Oh, right.
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Speaker 3: They're hosting us.
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Speaker 1: I was going to say, jeez, they must be going
36:03
Speaker 1: bloody well if they own their own plane.
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Speaker 3: I don't think Emerson's has an aeroplane.
36:06
Speaker 1: We don't know.
36:07
Speaker 3: No, well, we don't know.
36:08
Speaker 1: You're right.
36:09
Speaker 3: But they're flying us down there because they are making
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Speaker 3: a special beer for the festival. It is a tropical
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Speaker 3: hazy pale ale. And they need a name for the beer.
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Speaker 1: Backbone. Okay.
36:19
Speaker 3: So that's... Yeah, well, Backbone, I guess you could call it.
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Speaker 4: How about Backbone Brew?
36:22
Speaker 3: I think we've already had Backbone Brew.
36:24
Speaker 4: Have we?
36:24
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we have.
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Speaker 1: I'm joking.
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Speaker 4: What about Backbone, Backbone, hashtag Backbone?
36:30
Speaker 3: Well, you could call it Backbone, Backbone, hashtag Backbone, but, Mogie,
36:33
Speaker 3: to be honest, it's up to the listeners, man.
36:35
Speaker 4: I'm just chucking out some ideas, though, to get the
36:37
Speaker 4: creative juices flowing.
36:38
Speaker 1: What about... Cool. What about... Keezy on all fours looking
36:42
Speaker 1: over his shoulder with me, Keezy.
36:45
Speaker 4: What about Keezy on all fours looking over his shoulder
36:48
Speaker 4: with me, Citrusy Hazy Pale Ale, was it?
36:52
Speaker 1: Citrusy Hazy Pale Ale.
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Speaker 3: So say that again.
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Speaker 4: Keezy on all fours looking over his shoulder with me,
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Speaker 4: Citrusy Hazy Pale Ale.
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Speaker 3: Yeah cool I reckon we just lock that in because
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Speaker 3: that rolls off the tongue and we just sort of
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Speaker 3: flag the whole competition yeah okay sorted no but the
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Speaker 3: way it works is you call up you then tell
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Speaker 3: us your best beer name okay okay what you want
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Speaker 3: to name this thing and then you get to go
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Speaker 3: on the draw to be honest we don't really you
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Speaker 3: know we haven't explained the competition yet to these people
37:18
Speaker 3: so let's just take Jory there g'day Jory how you.
37:21
Speaker 4: Going not too bad yourself yeah.
37:23
Speaker 3: Good mate hey have you got a name for the
37:26
Speaker 3: have you got a name for the beer man.
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Speaker 4: Honestly No.
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Speaker 5: Off the top of my head, I would give it
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Speaker 5: something real cool like the special meat patty nip hazy
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Speaker 5: pale ale.
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Speaker 4: There we go.
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Speaker 3: Special meat patty nip hazy.
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Speaker 1: He just actually gave me an idea, which I think
37:44
Speaker 1: would be a great name for a beer. Off the
37:46
Speaker 1: top of my head.
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Speaker 3: Boom.
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Speaker 1: Or off my head.
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Speaker 3: All of the above are good. Thanks so much, Joey.
37:53
Speaker 3: Hold the line there, mates. Look, have a think, all right?
37:57
Speaker 3: Have a think.
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Speaker 4: We need to float it so that people know that
37:59
Speaker 4: the calls are coming. We're going to be taking calls
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Speaker 4: on this, aren't we, Keezy, moving forward? So have a
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Speaker 4: think about it. Come up with a name and be
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Speaker 4: ready to give us a bell when you hear the
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Speaker 4: cue to call. You know, it sort of feels like
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Speaker 4: a da-dooge, da-dooge, da-dooge.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, da-dooge.
38:12
Speaker 4: Da-dooge is an option there. What else have we got?
38:16
Speaker 4: That's pretty much it.
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Speaker 1: My wife.
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Speaker 3: That's pretty old.
38:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:20
Speaker 3: What about come drink with me? Oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Really?
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Speaker 5: Really?
38:26
Speaker 1: You like that? Feels? There's Sheehan.
38:36
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
38:42
Speaker 1: Welcome back, you massive bank bones. Hope your Tuesday is
38:44
Speaker 1: absolutely going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally,
38:48
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38:50
Speaker 3: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger, redefining the norm, man. Re.
38:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. What's on the plate tonight, Mogi?
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Speaker 4: I'm not entirely... Oh. No, no. There was some kind
39:05
Speaker 4: of a mushroomy, grainy type of an affair being assembled
39:09
Speaker 4: at home in there. See how that goes.
39:12
Speaker 1: I'd like a bit of mushroom action, actually, to be honest.
39:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sure about the grains.
39:16
Speaker 5: I don't know.
39:17
Speaker 4: It'll be delicious, I'm sure.
39:18
Speaker 1: Good for your stool.
39:19
Speaker 4: Oh, my stool, Keezy, and you'll know this, man, has
39:24
Speaker 4: never been better.
39:26
Speaker 3: Jase, I did know that.
39:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
39:28
Speaker 3: It's been so good lately.
39:29
Speaker 1: You're doing well, man.
39:31
Speaker 5: Yeah.
39:31
Speaker 1: It's because of all the grains.
39:33
Speaker 4: How about you, Keezy?
39:34
Speaker 1: What have you got on your plate? Well, you would
39:36
Speaker 1: have probably finished for the day, wouldn't you?
39:38
Speaker 3: I had a hot pot before the show.
39:40
Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
39:41
Speaker 3: Came into town early, parked up, walked down to the
39:43
Speaker 3: hot pot there. I seriously feel weird right now. My
39:47
Speaker 3: stomach feels very weird. Something inside me is going to
39:49
Speaker 3: burst at any moment.
39:51
Speaker 1: Something inside me. Great show, that.
39:54
Speaker 3: Tonight we're having a homemade butter chicken pie.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
39:58
Speaker 4: I like the sound of that. Can you bring me in, son?
40:00
Speaker 3: We made butter chicken a while back, and we had
40:02
Speaker 3: some leftovers, so we made a pie, put it in
40:03
Speaker 3: the freezer.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Get it out, because my wife's got squash tonight. Oh, yeah.
40:08
Speaker 4: Question for you, Horty J, man. My daughter, having seen
40:11
Speaker 4: the video from Come Dine with the Fellas that went
40:14
Speaker 4: up on our Instagram page last evening, edited by the
40:17
Speaker 4: wonderful Pugsart, who you'll remember. Spent an hour and a
40:20
Speaker 4: half taking a dump during that dinner. She was wondering
40:24
Speaker 4: if you had any leftover meringues, and perhaps you could
40:27
Speaker 4: bring one in for my daughter. She likes a meringue.
40:29
Speaker 1: No.
40:30
Speaker 4: She was fuming that she didn't get one.
40:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, fair enough, too. Bloody delicious. No, we don't. Sorry, Mogi.
40:37
Speaker 1: They're all gone.
40:38
Speaker 4: Ate them all, did you?
40:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think my daughter did. Well, they're delicious. Yeah, yeah.
40:42
Speaker 1: They were delicious.
40:43
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of delicious, what are you having for tea tonight,
40:46
Speaker 3: New Zealand?
40:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:47
Speaker 3: 3483, flick us a text. Every single text in the
40:49
Speaker 3: drawer for 50 bucks worth of re-burger.
40:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, mate. What am I having for tea,
40:54
Speaker 1: did you ask? Homemade pizzas with ham on the bone,
40:58
Speaker 1: you know, just sprinkled all over it.
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Speaker 4: You're going to have ham on the bone?
41:01
Speaker 1: I'm just going to put the whole bone on my pizza.
41:04
Speaker 1: Just wrap it up. It's great. Some cheese on there. And, yeah.
41:09
Speaker 1: Good stuff.
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41:15
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
41:18
Speaker 1: The Black Keys there on the Hodaki Big Show this
41:21
Speaker 1: Tuesday evening, but right now it's time for.
41:25
Speaker 3: Time to chat footy with me, Keezy. What are the
41:30
Speaker 3: Warriors up to? The Warriors are taking on the Seagulls
41:35
Speaker 3: this Saturday, 5 p.m., It is the final round.
41:38
Speaker 1: Of the regular season. It is.
41:39
Speaker 4: You're right there, Keezy, man.
41:40
Speaker 3: And the Wads are in the top spot, Jase, on
41:42
Speaker 3: the ladder.
41:42
Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
41:42
Speaker 3: Which means they've bagged a home semi. Doesn't matter too
41:46
Speaker 3: much whether we finished first or second.
41:48
Speaker 1: It doesn't? Okay.
41:50
Speaker 3: Not drastically, you know. So, Mogi and I both had
41:54
Speaker 3: a hunch that they would rest some key players, and
41:56
Speaker 3: it looks like they have made that call on a
41:58
Speaker 3: couple of players, specifically Wade Egan, our hooker, who's been
42:02
Speaker 3: brilliant all season and damn near the best hooker in
42:04
Speaker 3: the entire game. And also Kurt Capewill, who's a very
42:08
Speaker 3: experienced Premiership winning, State of Origin winning player. who is
42:12
Speaker 3: slightly older, and he's had a great season as well.
42:15
Speaker 3: He's been in for most of the season, I think,
42:16
Speaker 3: old Kirk Capel. So those two being rested, I like.
42:19
Speaker 3: But other than that, Mogi, they've still named a pretty
42:20
Speaker 3: stacked team.
42:21
Speaker 4: They have. And if you look at it, yeah, Charles
42:24
Speaker 4: Nichol cook stack returns from suspension. He had two weeks off,
42:28
Speaker 4: in which time we had Tain Tua Pickie came back
42:33
Speaker 4: and sort of, I thought, solidified his position as fullback
42:36
Speaker 4: because he'd been kicking like a mad bastard. But I'll
42:38
Speaker 4: be honest with you, there's something about it. Chance, I
42:41
Speaker 4: just love him at fullback. A bigger body, better on defence,
42:44
Speaker 4: and I think we'll need it. Adam Pompey on the wing.
42:47
Speaker 4: Lea Toa and Leka are the centres. AKP is on
42:51
Speaker 4: the other wing. But Chanel Harris-Tavita and Tamari Martin return
42:55
Speaker 4: in the halves. And I think that's possibly part of
42:57
Speaker 4: the reason why they want this team to be stacked.
43:00
Speaker 4: You know, you could have rested Fisher, Harris and Barney
43:02
Speaker 4: as well. But they probably want to give as good
43:05
Speaker 4: a platform as possible to our halves pairing so that
43:07
Speaker 4: they can really come back and find their feet and
43:09
Speaker 4: go well so that when we're going into that first semi,
43:13
Speaker 4: they're not sort of having to find their feet there.
43:16
Speaker 4: They've already got a bit of game time under. Quality
43:20
Speaker 4: ball behind a decent pack, I think, is important after
43:24
Speaker 4: a few weeks off.
43:25
Speaker 3: True that. Jase, in your experience, how do you approach
43:28
Speaker 3: a semi?
43:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I was going to say, it's actually a
43:31
Speaker 1: really interesting question, isn't it? Because obviously they're guaranteed that.
43:35
Speaker 1: So the tendency would be, let's rest up, fellas, all
43:38
Speaker 1: our key players. And we've had some horrific injury situations
43:42
Speaker 1: with the Warriors this year. But there's also the other
43:45
Speaker 1: school of thought, which is... Keep the momentum going. You know,
43:49
Speaker 1: keep the fellas playing. Keep them in good form so
43:52
Speaker 1: that when you hit the semi, you're all guns a-blazin'.
43:56
Speaker 1: But you would be at the back of your mind going, oh,
43:58
Speaker 1: let's just hope no one gets injured.
44:00
Speaker 3: What do you know about Eddie Itamir Toiava, who's starting
44:04
Speaker 3: in the back row? What do you know about him?
44:06
Speaker 1: Heaps.
44:08
Speaker 3: Good player. First start of the season, Mogi, I think,
44:10
Speaker 3: for Eddie.
44:10
Speaker 4: I think so, yeah.
44:10
Speaker 1: He's a bloody good.
44:11
Speaker 3: Player when he comes in. He only pops up every
44:13
Speaker 3: now and then, depending on injuries.
44:15
Speaker 1: I reckon he deserves more time.
44:16
Speaker 3: 100%, Jase. But I tell you what, Aaron Clark in 13,
44:22
Speaker 3: and one of my favourite players, favourite payers this season,
44:26
Speaker 3: Jacob Laban in 12.
44:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
44:27
Speaker 1: Shit, he's good.
44:29
Speaker 4: He's got the lid. And Makai Tafua makes his way
44:33
Speaker 4: onto the interchange as well.
44:34
Speaker 1: He's a hooker, eh?
44:34
Speaker 4: He's a hooker cover. He had a brilliant debut, and
44:37
Speaker 4: then we haven't seen much of him. I think he
44:38
Speaker 4: is outstanding.
44:40
Speaker 1: Same, man. Hasn't had enough time.
44:42
Speaker 3: Isn't it great that the whas are so stacked, right?
44:44
Speaker 3: Even though we've had heaps of halfbacks go down. Jet
44:47
Speaker 3: Cleary comes in, makes his debut. It's really like it's
44:49
Speaker 3: a historic moment. The younger brother of the best player
44:52
Speaker 3: in the league plays one game, boom, back to reserves.
44:55
Speaker 4: Yeah.
44:56
Speaker 3: Because our main guys are back.
44:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:58
Speaker 3: It's bloody good, man.
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Speaker 1: It's hard, man. It's hard out there.
45:00
Speaker 3: But that's this Saturday, 5 p.m. Waz taking on the Seagulls.
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Speaker 3: Get around it.
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Speaker 5: June.
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Speaker 1: Is this Oasis?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Have you seen this live, man?
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Speaker 4: Hello.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man. It's a tune. Yeah. Wonderwall, Jason. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: David Bowie there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now,
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Speaker 1: you fellas were talking about Cirque de Alice. Cirque de Alice.
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Speaker 1: And apparently.
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Speaker 3: Cirque Alice, yes.
45:38
Speaker 1: Cirque Alice, okay. We are going to get some of
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Speaker 1: the backbones from that show on the show tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: That's how they describe themselves. The cast describe themselves not
45:47
Speaker 4: as cast, but as backbones.
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Speaker 1: Yes, which is cool.
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Speaker 4: My understanding is we're going to have Alice herself.
45:53
Speaker 3: Who was magnificent.
45:54
Speaker 4: Magnifique.
45:55
Speaker 3: Amazing voice.
45:57
Speaker 4: Incredible voice. And also the Mad Hatter.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He's something of a mad bastard.
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Speaker 3: He's a mad bastard.
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Speaker 1: Is he quite mad, is he?
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Speaker 4: He's quite hattery.
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Speaker 1: He's quite a hat. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But it got me a thinking when I was sitting there.
46:11
Speaker 4: I was like, man, there used to be a time when,
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Speaker 4: you know, your circuses would come to town, but they'd
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Speaker 4: be your animal ones.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Your elephants.
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Speaker 1: Your trapeze artistes, perhaps. Well, they still do that. Lion.
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Speaker 5: Lion.
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Speaker 3: Dog in a tutu.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, dog dressed up. A bear on a push bike
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Speaker 4: with a little dress on.
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Speaker 1: A clown. Ringing a bell. Yeah. You know?
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Speaker 3: The bell's very specific.
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Speaker 4: All those sorts of things. But now you've sort of
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Speaker 4: got rid of the animals. People don't like to see
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Speaker 4: the animals.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 4: They're like an animal in a zoo. Yeah. Their natural habitat.
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Speaker 3: Well, I think historically a lot of elephants and stuff
46:48
Speaker 3: have trampled and set off fires and killed a lot
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Speaker 3: of people.
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Speaker 4: Oh, they're shocking bastards. I blame the animals.
46:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. That's interesting. Would they have the dagger wheel,
47:01
Speaker 1: you know, where they spin the wheel or someone pinned
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Speaker 1: to it? That's right.
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Speaker 3: So that's them throwing daggers at the person?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Don't hit the person, Kesey.
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Speaker 4: No, of course.
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Speaker 3: So we're going to have a couple of the cast
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Speaker 3: members from Cirque du Soleil, Alison, tomorrow, which is exciting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And it got us thinking, didn't it, really, if we
47:21
Speaker 4: were to run away with the circus, what roles would
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Speaker 4: we take, each of us? Oh, do-do-do-do-do-do.
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Speaker 1: Well, I've got to be the guy in the top
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Speaker 1: hat and the outfit, the ringmaster.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Surely, I mean. Okay. Or the lion tamer, you know
47:39
Speaker 1: what I mean?
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Speaker 4: I could see you putting your head in the mouth
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Speaker 4: of a lion. Hippopotamus.
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Speaker 3: Or a hippopotamus.
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Speaker 4: A hippo, of course, is the classic circus animal. It
47:52
Speaker 4: never felt like a circus unless you had a hippopotamus there.
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Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, I could be like the human cannonball.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Fire me out of a cannon.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's right, the human cannonball.
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Speaker 4: There's sort of that, they have the strong man who
48:08
Speaker 4: sort of wears the pox on leotard.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
48:11
Speaker 4: And he is sort of the moe, but Keezy, you'd
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Speaker 4: have to shave your head off because he's always bald,
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Speaker 4: that fella.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll shave my head off.
48:16
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:17
Speaker 3: And then wax up my moustache and make it curly.
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Speaker 1: Did they used to have, I'm trying to remember what
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Speaker 1: it was called, you know, like the bearded lady.
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Speaker 4: The freak show.
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Speaker 1: I was just thinking the bearded lady.
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Speaker 3: The freak show.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you go, ooh. What were the other freaks
48:31
Speaker 1: in the freak show?
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Speaker 3: So you had the ugliest woman alive.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: Which was actually a shaved ape.
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Speaker 1: Oh, was it?
48:38
Speaker 3: Historically. What's the name of P.T. Barnum's travelling circus? It
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Speaker 3: was a shaved ape. A bear, sorry, a shaved bear.
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Speaker 3: It was the ugliest woman alive. They'd sedate it and
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Speaker 3: put it in a dress.
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Speaker 1: And, of course, the... The bearded woman.
48:52
Speaker 4: There's someone for everyone.
48:53
Speaker 3: The bearded woman was a woman who actually did have
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Speaker 3: that condition.
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Speaker 4: Where you grow facial hair. I think it's that condition
48:59
Speaker 4: where they just don't wax.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, you don't just grow a beard as a woman, traditionally.
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Speaker 1: What would you do, Mogi? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I sort of feel like I'd like to be a
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Speaker 3: part of the trapeze.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: One of the clowns would be good because you go
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Speaker 4: around with a bucket and you pretend you've got water
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Speaker 4: in there. You know, you trip over there's no water
49:18
Speaker 4: yeah backbone.
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Speaker 1: Yeah and try and throw it into the crowd.
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Speaker 3: Backbone the clown.
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Speaker 4: That'd be great it actually would be it would be
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Speaker 4: a lot of fun I think to be in a
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Speaker 4: circus and particularly this one if you do get to
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Speaker 4: go along and see Cirque de Alice a lot of
49:35
Speaker 4: good looking bastards in there Keezy oh yeah did you
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Speaker 4: notice that.
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Speaker 3: Man Tweedledee and Tweedledum, they're pretty hot.
49:42
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
49:45
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
49:55
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
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Speaker 1: show done and dusted this Tuesday. In the disclaimer, we
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Speaker 1: talked all sorts of stuff, didn't we, Kesey? What's the
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Speaker 1: clip today?
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Speaker 3: Good question, Jase. The disclaimer being the bonus podcast we
50:09
Speaker 3: do every single day, Search Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 4: It's a filthy one today, if I remember. Kesey was
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Speaker 4: off the rails.
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Speaker 1: Was he?
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Speaker 4: Shock and bass.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: Well, that probably explains why this clip is named, Ooh, Kesey.
50:23
Speaker 4: I don't rate the... of a standing man. It's not
50:28
Speaker 4: as good. It's never as good.
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Speaker 3: I don't mind it.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean?
50:33
Speaker 3: That's going on the show. Sorry fellas, I was out
50:43
Speaker 3: of control there. If you listen to that, you'll see.
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Speaker 1: You'll see. It's kind of creepy.
50:47
Speaker 3: What, me just saying I don't mind it?
50:53
Speaker 4: It's all the stuff around it. It's all the other stuff.
50:55
Speaker 4: It's all the eye contact around it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay.
50:58
Speaker 4: The hand signals and that.
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Speaker 1: Mogi, plans for the evening, please. Going home now, man. Yeah, okay.
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Speaker 1: Good call.
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Speaker 4: I might have a bath and read a bit more
51:07
Speaker 4: of me book.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
51:10
Speaker 4: But I also want to watch The Whisper Man as well.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
51:12
Speaker 4: You know? I was meant to watch it last night,
51:15
Speaker 4: but I was too tired and I went to bed early.
51:17
Speaker 4: I've got to get a good sleep in me, fellas.
51:19
Speaker 4: I've just got to.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
51:21
Speaker 4: It's ruining my days, fellas, so I'll have some sleepy tea.
51:24
Speaker 4: Might have a standing up one. We'll see how we go.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good. Yeah, I don't mind a standing up one. What?
51:31
Speaker 3: It's a sleepy tea. I don't even know what you're
51:32
Speaker 3: talking about, man. What are you up to, Jase?
51:36
Speaker 1: Well, I want to know what you're up to. If
51:38
Speaker 1: you say a standing up one.
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Speaker 4: I don't care what either of you are doing. Can
51:41
Speaker 4: I go?
51:42
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, you can. You'll dismiss. No, no, no.
51:46
Speaker 3: I'm having pie.
51:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice. I like pie.
51:50
Speaker 3: My wife just messaged being like, hey, not going to
51:52
Speaker 3: squash tonight.
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Speaker 1: Can't be bothered. Oh, no. Just ruined your night.
51:56
Speaker 3: We're going to eat pie. It kind of has a
51:57
Speaker 3: wee bit. We'll eat pie together, and then we'll probably
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Speaker 3: watch another episode of Outrageous Fortune, the final episode of
52:02
Speaker 3: the first season.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, nice.
52:03
Speaker 5: Nice.
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Speaker 4: Jase.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go home and stuff my face. And
52:07
Speaker 1: then have dinner. I don't even know what that means.
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Speaker 4: I do. Shocking bit.
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Speaker 1: Because I'm starving. Two nights in a row I've gone
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Speaker 1: home starving, but I've resisted buying anything on the way home.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to fill my boots, watch some TV, and
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Speaker 1: then I don't know, actually, what I might.
52:23
Speaker 3: We don't care after the watch TV part.
52:25
Speaker 4: Must go.
52:25
Speaker 3: Bogey's got to go, man.
52:27
Speaker 1: I've got to go, man. Actually, I had quite a
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Speaker 1: late one last night, so I'll probably look to have
52:32
Speaker 1: a bit of a nerd. Hey, take care out there. Goodbye.
52:34
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.