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Q Morning Show #777 - 08-28-26 · Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show

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Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's Country Leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin,
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Speaker 1: and Erica. This is the part of the show where
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Speaker 1: we drink super early in the morning because we can.
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Speaker 1: It is our three beer cheers. It's Friday.
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Speaker 2: It is.
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Speaker 3: You know, and it's 5 o'clock somewhere. It's Friday.
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Speaker 1: So today for the beers, we had our digital guy, Jarrett,
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Speaker 1: bring in some Shiner Mango Kolsch. Erica, you have a soda?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: I have a cup of ice.
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Speaker 1: Oh, he does have one. Oh, you do have a soda.
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Speaker 1: What is the soda that he has? Oh, that looks delicious.
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Speaker 2: Caramel apple. Caramel apple.
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Speaker 1: Caramel apple?
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Speaker 5: And only a little bit of it spilled when I
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Speaker 5: opened up the bottle.
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Speaker 4: So now you smell like caramel apple.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hand it over.
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Speaker 3: Was it in the refrigerator, that one?
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 1: I forgot to refrigerate your soda.
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Speaker 3: The beer is icy cold.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't forget to refrigerate the beer, though.
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 1: No, we did refrigerate the beer. Beer's always refrigerated. It
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Speaker 1: comes refrigerated. We've got some people on the phone to
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Speaker 1: celebrate their weekends. Good morning, 93Q. Who is this?
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Speaker 2: This is Sonya.
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Speaker 1: Sonya, good morning.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 1: What are we cheersing to for your weekend?
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Speaker 9: My husband and I are celebrating our 30th anniversary.
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Speaker 8: 30 years.
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Speaker 1: Congratulations.
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Speaker 4: That's amazing.
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Speaker 1: Cheers to 30 years. Hold on. Cheers to Caitlin.
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Speaker 2: Cheers.
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Speaker 1: Cheers to 30 years. What are you guys doing for
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Speaker 1: your anniversary? Anything?
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Speaker 10: We are going to... We have a river... boat cruise
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Speaker 10: booked for in brazoria on the yellowstone and it's us
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Speaker 10: and our kids the grandkids nieces nephews.
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Speaker 3: It is 47 people not a.
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Speaker 10: Friend one just family it's gonna be a blast.
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Speaker 4: That's awesome dj it's gonna be fun.
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Speaker 1: Well cheers to you guys and happy weekend thank you
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening this morning we'll talk
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Speaker 1: to you this uh talk to you soon.
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Speaker 4: You guys, the fizz on this soda is so aggressive.
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Speaker 3: Why is it so loud?
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Speaker 1: Do you hear it?
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Speaker 3: It sounds like one of those science experiments where you
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Speaker 3: make the volcano.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It does a little bit. 93Q, who's this?
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Speaker 4: I'm kind of scared.
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Speaker 7: Hi, this is Monica.
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Speaker 1: How are you, Monica?
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Speaker 3: Hi, Monica.
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Speaker 8: Hey, I am great.
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Speaker 6: Hey, guys.
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Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend that we need to
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Speaker 1: cheers to? What's up?
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Speaker 8: We are on the way to Lubbock to drop off
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Speaker 8: our daughter and her service dog to Texas Tech.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: Red Raiders. Yeah, Red Raiders.
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Speaker 2: Let's go.
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Speaker 6: Wreck them, baby.
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Speaker 1: What's her service dog's name?
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Speaker 2: Foxy.
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Speaker 1: Foxy.
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Speaker 4: That's so cute.
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Speaker 1: I always want to pet service dogs, and you can't
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Speaker 1: because they're working.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're working, guys or girls.
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Speaker 1: It's one of those forbidden fruits.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so she's such a cutie that we have to
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Speaker 8: kind of let everybody know, don't pet her.
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Speaker 7: So we dress her up, and then we put her
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Speaker 7: little vest on.
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Speaker 1: Well, we're going to cheers to you and that trip
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Speaker 1: this weekend with Erica's caramel apple soda. How is it,
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Speaker 1: by the way?
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Speaker 4: I get the apple. I don't get any caramel.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: It smells like caramel, but it doesn't taste like caramel.
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Speaker 1: That is delightful. It's not bad. It's like a light Dr. Pepper.
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Speaker 3: That's one of the first sodas that I've ever actually
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Speaker 3: really liked from your soda collections.
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Speaker 1: Really? No, it's like a cream soda almost, you guys.
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Speaker 4: I'm a caramel freak, so I want like tons of
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Speaker 4: it in there.
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Speaker 1: Drive safe out to Lubbock.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, cheers to y'all.
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Speaker 7: Erica, this is Monica, your coupon lady friend.
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Speaker 4: Girl, don't you wish the coupons came back?
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Speaker 6: Oh, tell me about it, especially now with these grown kids.
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Speaker 4: You were a godsend back in the day, man. You
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Speaker 4: saved me so much money.
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Speaker 1: Monica, God bless you. Thank you so much for listening
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Speaker 1: this morning.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. Bye.
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Speaker 3: Love you guys.
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Speaker 1: Have a good one. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this? This
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Speaker 1: is Mike from Katie.
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Speaker 2: How are you? Mike.
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Speaker 1: And Katie. Mike.
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Speaker 2: Mike.
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Speaker 4: What are we cheersing to, Mike?
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Speaker 1: What's up?
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Speaker 10: I'm so happy that me and my wife get a
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Speaker 10: fishing trip this weekend without the kids.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds so fun. I dream of that.
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Speaker 1: What can you do without the kids now that you
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Speaker 1: couldn't do with the kids?
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Speaker 3: Cheers to that, Mike.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 3: Cheers to that one.
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Speaker 6: Relax and enjoy yourself. You can't do nothing with these kids.
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Speaker 6: They want to be underneath you all day.
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Speaker 1: Just be careful. They'll come back with more kids.
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Speaker 10: Literally.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm convinced they want to be back.
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Speaker 1: In the womb.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Man, well, thank you for calling. Have a beautiful weekend
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Speaker 1: with the Misses.
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Speaker 3: Enjoy the fishing trip.
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Speaker 4: Have fun.
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Speaker 1: Use protection. Don't come back with more kids, please. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my God.
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Speaker 4: Why would you say that?
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Speaker 1: That was very aggressive.
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Speaker 4: It's too early to be giving that advice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in a life jacket. 93Q, who's this?
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Speaker 2: Hi, it's Phil.
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Speaker 1: Phil, good morning. We're cheersing to your weekend.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, so my son Landon started his senior year at
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Speaker 6: Second Baptist, and we're celebrating his election to the preseason
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Speaker 6: All-State team in his first football game.
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Speaker 2: Against Brazos High School.
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Speaker 4: That's awesome.
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Speaker 1: Heck yeah.
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Speaker 3: Congratulations.
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Speaker 1: Raising smart kids over there, man. Good for you.
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Speaker 3: Cheers to that.
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Speaker 1: Cheers to you and have a great weekend.
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Speaker 4: How's y'all's beer?
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Speaker 1: I like the beer. It's a little pungent.
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Speaker 3: It's mango?
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Speaker 1: It's a little more mango heavy than I want. Too
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Speaker 1: much mango.
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Speaker 3: Every time.
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Speaker 2: Every week.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but not on the air. Usually that happens right after.
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Speaker 1: It's the fact that she acts surprised when it comes
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Speaker 1: out every time.
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Speaker 3: That came from deep within my body. That felt like
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Speaker 3: an exorcism.
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Speaker 4: Last week it was so, like, beefy.
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Speaker 1: It was a two-hitter, too. Cheers to your weekend and
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Speaker 1: celebrate responsibly. We're Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Cheers to the weekend. 93Q,
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Speaker 1: it's Houston's country leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
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Speaker 3: Everyone's really angry today. And I don't know. It's not
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Speaker 3: a full moon, right? Because we just had one.
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Speaker 1: No, it's a crescent moon recently, Caitlin. That's not a
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Speaker 1: full moon yet.
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Speaker 3: This morning on my way to work, okay?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I had two road rage incidents.
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Speaker 1: You were road raging?
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Speaker 8: No, no.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 3: Shocking. It was not me. I've really, after I became
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Speaker 3: a mom, I've really chilled on the road rage things. Honestly,
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Speaker 3: people just scare me and I don't ever want to
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Speaker 3: put myself or my children at risk anymore. But, um, no,
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Speaker 3: I'm driving to work this morning and we do that
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Speaker 3: in the middle of the night for most people. Like
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Speaker 3: it is early, early morning hours. People are still halfway
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Speaker 3: through their sleep.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Uh, when we're on the roadways, it's very dark out.
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Speaker 3: I'm driving through my neighborhood and we're on like the
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Speaker 3: main street of our neighborhood and And we're in between
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Speaker 3: lights and I'm behind another car and there's a truck
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Speaker 3: that goes past me and I get over in the
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Speaker 3: other lane to keep driving. The car in front of
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Speaker 3: me is going a little slow. I want to go
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Speaker 3: a little bit faster.
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Speaker 1: I get over.
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Speaker 3: Well, as I'm getting over, there's another SUV that's kind
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Speaker 3: of like down the road and I get over and
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Speaker 3: all of a sudden they put their brights on. And
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Speaker 3: they keep driving and they get up like right behind
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Speaker 3: me with their brights on and then proceed to follow
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Speaker 3: me for like three blocks with their brights on. And
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Speaker 3: then they never go around me again. They eventually turn
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Speaker 3: their brights off and just kind of like, you know,
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Speaker 3: I think at that point they probably feel awkward and
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Speaker 3: they sit next to me until we get up to
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Speaker 3: the main highway to turn off. But I'm thinking to myself,
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Speaker 3: what was the point of that? I had plenty of
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Speaker 3: room to get over. I put my blinker on. I
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Speaker 3: didn't cut you off. You just were mad at 4.30
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Speaker 3: in the morning that I decided to change lanes in
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Speaker 3: front of you? I have every right to do that
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Speaker 3: on the roadway. It was such a bizarre.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to follow this person and flash my high
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Speaker 1: beams at them.
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Speaker 3: And it wasn't like, oh, you got over and then
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Speaker 3: started going real slow and now I'm annoyed because I
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Speaker 3: need to get around you. They still just kept their
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Speaker 3: same pace. It was so bizarre.
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Speaker 1: People are angry out there, man. People are angry.
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Speaker 3: It was really weird. So then, and I'm just like, la-di-da.
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Speaker 3: I'm just taking my time in the morning, you know?
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Speaker 3: And I get here, I'm right down the street from
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Speaker 3: the work building, and this gentleman in a blue truck.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you know who you are.
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Speaker 3: I know who you are. I see you every morning
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Speaker 3: down there, okay? He like, we're coming up to where
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Speaker 3: the stop sign is over here by the building.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I'm going slow. There's a whole bunch of construction.
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Speaker 3: I know I'm about to turn in. I don't need
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Speaker 3: to speed into work. I'm on time, buddy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: This guy comes flying around like, yeah. Cuts me off,
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Speaker 3: comes into the parking lot, and then ends up having
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Speaker 3: to park right next to me in the parking lot. Oh,
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Speaker 3: that's awkward. So I do the thing where I'm just
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Speaker 3: kind of looking over at him. I almost said, was
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Speaker 3: I going too slow for you there? But I decided
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Speaker 3: not to. But it's a guy that's working some of
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Speaker 3: the construction stuff down in our building.
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Speaker 4: We see each other all the time.
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Speaker 3: You know who I'm talking about. He's a little young guy.
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Speaker 3: And I don't know if he was aggravated with me
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Speaker 3: or if he was just trying to look cool in
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Speaker 3: his souped-up little race truck thing. But.
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Speaker 1: They got a lot of the souped-up race trucks down there,
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Speaker 1: like the lifted-up, very loud engines.
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Speaker 3: So I get in here. I tell Riggs this morning
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Speaker 3: as I walk in, I'm like, God, everybody is so
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Speaker 3: angry on the roadways. And then, Erica, you walk in
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Speaker 3: and say something very similar.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I got flipped off by a blue Dodge truck.
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Speaker 4: I'm talking to you, buddy. He cuts me off, okay,
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Speaker 4: because he's trying to get into the left lane, but
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Speaker 4: there's hardly any room. So he cuts me off. I'm
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Speaker 4: not going to press on my brakes. There's a car
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Speaker 4: behind me. So I just let him get in there,
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Speaker 4: and I guess he thought I was too close or something.
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Speaker 4: You're the one who cut me off, first of all.
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Speaker 4: He brake checks me, and I'm like, are you serious, dude?
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Speaker 1: Oh, that guy.
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Speaker 4: So then he tries to get me pinned in between
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Speaker 4: two cars, and I'm like, you understand what kind of
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Speaker 4: energy you're giving off, right? I'm sorry that you're a
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Speaker 4: small little man. But why? Why all this anger at
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Speaker 4: like four o'clock in the morning? It's annoying and it's embarrassing.
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Speaker 4: Like I'm embarrassed for you at this point. So then
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Speaker 4: I pass by him and he flips me off. And
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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you hurt me so bad. I'm so sad.
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Speaker 4: You feel better, big man?
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Speaker 3: I just don't understand. Like, this is how y'all are
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Speaker 3: getting y'all's day started on a Tuesday. That is not
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Speaker 3: a good way to start your day with that type
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Speaker 3: of aggressive energy like that.
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Speaker 4: But nothing is against you. Like, nobody knows who you are.
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Speaker 4: We're not like trying to, you know, go against you. Like,
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Speaker 4: why do men always like, oh, yeah, look what she
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Speaker 4: did to me. Nobody did anything to you, buddy. I
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Speaker 4: don't even know who you are. I don't care who
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Speaker 4: you are.
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Speaker 1: I've had some angry females follow me before. I've had
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Speaker 1: women that have cut me off before that then flipped
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Speaker 1: me off.
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Speaker 4: I've been flipped off by women as well.
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Speaker 1: Very aggressively.
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Speaker 4: In soccer, like minivans. It's always a minivan.
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Speaker 1: I had a woman in a soccer mom once cut
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Speaker 1: me off in a minivan, not to be stereotypical.
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Speaker 3: And give you the bird?
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Speaker 1: She gave me the classy bird, the one with the
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Speaker 1: finger and the thumb at the same time. I was like, oh, wow.
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Speaker 3: You call that classy? I call that the more aggressive one. Like,
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Speaker 3: I want to make sure you see a finger.
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Speaker 1: It's all aggressive. Why the middle finger? That's such a vulgar.
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Speaker 1: It's so gross. It's so dumb to me.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so hurt right now.
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Speaker 3: And it's early in the morning. We're not stuck in traffic.
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Speaker 3: We're not, like, in a rut. It just was... It's
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Speaker 3: weird energy out there today. I need everybody to chill
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Speaker 3: out a little bit.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's all take a deep breath and be kind
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Speaker 1: to one another, unless you're stuck in traffic and you're
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Speaker 1: allowed to rage in your own car.
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Speaker 4: Just letting you know when you flip somebody off, we're
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Speaker 4: all laughing at you. Just so you know. As you're
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Speaker 4: thinking you're being tough, we're laughing.
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Speaker 3: I do. As I've gotten older, I'm like, wow, that
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Speaker 3: person's having a tough day.
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Speaker 1: I pity you.
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Speaker 4: That person has a miserable life.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I pity that person right there.
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Speaker 3: So just chill.
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Speaker 1: Chill out, man.
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Speaker 3: My gosh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
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Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show.
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Speaker 9: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
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Speaker 1: It's a moral dilemma that you get to decide. It's
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Speaker 1: time for Jerk or Justify. Family dynamics and politics. A
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Speaker 1: wonderful mixture here for Jerk or Justify this morning. And
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Speaker 1: the court of public opinion is now open. And you
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Speaker 1: get to judge it at 713-370-0929. Go right ahead, Caitlin.
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Speaker 3: A mom is planning her daughter's wedding this fall and
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Speaker 3: has a family dilemma. Her sister has three daughters. She's
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Speaker 3: close with two of them, but the third niece has
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Speaker 3: become very outspoken politically on social media and has views
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Speaker 3: that are very different than the rest of the family.
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Speaker 3: The mom says she's worried that if her niece attends,
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Speaker 3: it could create tension or spark arguments on her daughter's
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Speaker 3: big day. So she's asked her sister not to invite
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Speaker 3: the one niece to the wedding. Now the family's upset
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Speaker 3: and she's wondering if she crossed a line. What do
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Speaker 3: you think? Jerk for excluding one niece from the wedding
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Speaker 3: or justified for trying to avoid potential drama on her
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Speaker 3: daughter's big day?
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Speaker 1: Sticky.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But honestly, like somebody with very strong opinions can quickly
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Speaker 4: ruin a whole wedding.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can. I think it's, man.
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Speaker 4: I'm so torn.
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Speaker 1: I want to say justified.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm there too. But also, couldn't she
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Speaker 4: have talked to her about it? That's what I'm thinking.
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Speaker 4: Because there's a point where they become too opinionated where
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Speaker 4: that's even going to spark them to get even more upset.
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Speaker 1: And it's the mom too. It's not the daughter who's
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Speaker 1: having the wedding. So does the daughter not want her
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Speaker 1: there as well? I have questions about other things that
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Speaker 1: we don't know. So I just have to go off
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Speaker 1: of what we know. And I think you're justified if
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Speaker 1: this person, you feel like it's going to cause a distraction.
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Speaker 1: away from your daughter's wedding day, on this, the day
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Speaker 1: of my daughter's wedding, you're causing a scene? My daughter's wedding?
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Speaker 1: You're going to cause a scene?
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Speaker 3: There's so many of these where I'm like, can we
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Speaker 3: just get them on the phone and ask them a
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Speaker 3: few more details or tell them how they could maybe
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Speaker 3: fix this? Because like Erica said, I feel like, can't
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Speaker 3: we just have a conversation? At least something that's like, hey,
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Speaker 3: you're invited, but if you even remotely start doing any
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Speaker 3: of your stuff, we'll just have you escorted out.
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Speaker 1: You got to go.
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Speaker 5: 713-370-0929.
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Speaker 1: But she's, I guess, put her foot down and made
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Speaker 1: the decision. does not want the niece there because of
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Speaker 1: her different political opinions. Jerk or justified. Talk to you next. 713-370-0929.
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Speaker 1: It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
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Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show.
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Speaker 4: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
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Speaker 3: It's a moral.
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Speaker 1: Dilemma that you get to decide.
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Speaker 3: It's time for Jerk.
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Speaker 1: Or justified is she justified for uninviting her niece to
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Speaker 1: her daughter's wedding the daughter doesn't want the niece to
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Speaker 1: be there and get a little politically charged that's what
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Speaker 1: it sounds like.
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Speaker 3: That's what she has a history of doing at least
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Speaker 3: that's what she wrote whenever she originally asked the question
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Speaker 3: am i jerk or justified my niece has very strong
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Speaker 3: political opinions And she usually likes to bring them up
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Speaker 3: on social media and in social occasions. I don't want
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Speaker 3: to invite her because I don't want her to ruin
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Speaker 3: the wedding. I don't want her to make some type
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Speaker 3: of debate, scene, argument, whatever it may be at the wedding.
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Speaker 3: So I'm not inviting her.
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Speaker 1: What do you think? Is she a jerk or justified
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Speaker 1: at 713-370-0929? Megan the Possum Lady. Megan the Possum Lady.
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Speaker 3: I love, we actually were talking about you yesterday walking
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Speaker 3: out of the building. We were like, oh, I wonder
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Speaker 3: what Megan the possum lady's up to.
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Speaker 1: We call you that because you had a possum as
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Speaker 1: a pet at one point. We learned that about you.
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Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 7: I tried chasing a raccoon the other day in Home Depot, too.
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Speaker 1: In Home Depot.
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Speaker 11: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 3: We have questions.
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Speaker 1: You're more country than all of us. You win. For real.
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Speaker 1: What do you think? Is this mom a jerk or
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Speaker 1: is she justified?
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Speaker 10: I say she's a jerk, and my 12-year-old says she's justified.
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Speaker 3: Oh, a split household.
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Speaker 4: Why do you think she's a jerk?
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Speaker 7: Because I think she should at least give her the
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Speaker 7: opportunity and explain to her, hey, you know, let's not
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Speaker 7: cause a scene. We're here for a wedding. Don't ruin it.
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Speaker 7: And my son says.
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Speaker 2: That he's justified.
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Speaker 6: Why is she justified?
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Speaker 7: Why is she justified?
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Speaker 3: She says.
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Speaker 1: Because. I like that. I like that answer. Stand up.
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Speaker 1: Just because. You say justified. Because he doesn't.
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Speaker 7: Want to ruin the wedding. That he shouldn't be invited.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, thank you for calling with the split decision
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Speaker 1: from the car this morning.
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Speaker 7: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, 93Q.
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Speaker 3: Who's this?
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Speaker 11: Haley.
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Speaker 1: Haley, good morning.
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Speaker 10: Good morning. How are you?
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Speaker 1: We're all right, Haley.
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Speaker 3: Jerk or justified? Is she a jerk for telling the
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Speaker 3: niece she can't come, or is she justified for trying
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Speaker 3: to protect her daughter's big day?
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Speaker 10: I think she's totally justified.
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Speaker 1: Okay, and why so?
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Speaker 10: You never know if she's a loose cannon or what
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Speaker 10: she's going to say, and it could just turn... It's
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Speaker 10: not worth it. It's not worth rolling the dice.
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Speaker 6: It's her big day. Who knows what the.
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Speaker 10: Like y'all said, you should want to ask more questions,
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Speaker 10: but you only have the information you're given. Who knows
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Speaker 10: if this is a past history of.
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Speaker 10: Her saying she's going to be quiet and not.
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Speaker 1: I just thought about something.
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Speaker 10: I didn't invite my sister to my wedding.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: For that exact reason.
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Speaker 1: I thought about alcohol is going to be involved probably
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Speaker 1: at the reception, I would think, and that's probably going to,
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Speaker 1: people are going to get a little loose-lipped, who knows.
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Speaker 10: Yes, and anything could happen. Somebody might just say, oh,
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Speaker 10: I don't know where she is politically, but if they
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Speaker 10: talk about Donald Trump or not Donald Trump, you know,
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Speaker 10: and then... If she's intoxicated, who knows what's going to happen.
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Speaker 1: So January 6th, no, sit down.
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Speaker 4: Please stop.
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Speaker 1: So you think she's justified?
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Speaker 10: Yes, justified for sure.
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Speaker 2: Awesome.
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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this morning. We appreciate you listening. Yes,
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Speaker 1: you have a great day.
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Speaker 10: 713-370-0929.
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Speaker 1: Is she a jerk or justified? I'll tell you, this
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Speaker 1: exact thing probably happened in my family. Strikingly similar. And
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Speaker 1: I know the family member that did it. And I
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Speaker 1: thought she was a jerk at first, but I changed
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Speaker 1: my mind to justify it. And I'll tell you why.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why next. 93Q is Houston's country leader.
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Speaker 1: Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Jerk or justified
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Speaker 1: this morning. We're wondering, a mom that wrote in, she's
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Speaker 1: wondering if she is a jerk for uninviting her niece
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Speaker 1: to a wedding. We're wondering if she's a jerk or justified.
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Speaker 1: This happened in our family. Something strikingly similar. Like when
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Speaker 1: this person wrote in, I was like, Is this my
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Speaker 1: family that's.
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Speaker 10: Writing it right now?
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Speaker 3: Well, her reasoning for uninviting the niece or just not
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Speaker 3: inviting her in the first place is that the niece
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Speaker 3: is very outspoken politically and they're afraid that the niece
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Speaker 3: is going to make a scene at the wedding and
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Speaker 3: they want the wedding to be a good happy time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. My uncle uninvited one of my siblings to his
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Speaker 1: daughter's wedding, to one of my cousin's weddings.
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Speaker 4: One of your siblings?
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Speaker 1: One of my siblings. Because of my sibling's political views.
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Speaker 1: Very outspoken. Always causes scenes. He's my brother. And at
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Speaker 1: the time, I was like, what a jerk. You cannot
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Speaker 1: invite my brother to this wedding. That sucks. So I
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Speaker 1: didn't go to the wedding. And at the time, I
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Speaker 1: was like, he's a jerk. But then, my brother, I
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Speaker 1: started to see how he was more... My brother and
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Speaker 1: I don't talk anymore. He's so politically charged that now
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Speaker 1: looking back.
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Speaker 4: It's like his whole personality now?
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Speaker 1: Yes, it's his whole identity. It's sad. And he totally
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Speaker 1: would have caused a scene at that wedding. Like, looking back.
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Speaker 1: So now I'm thinking, yes, he was totally justified. But
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Speaker 1: in the moment, when you have family, like, right there...
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Speaker 1: You feel wrong. It's like, no, I'm going to stand
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Speaker 1: up for my brother at the moment. But then I
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Speaker 1: was like, my brother's kind of a jerk. He doesn't
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Speaker 1: deserve to be at this wedding anyways. So it's always
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Speaker 1: good to have more information, right?
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Speaker 10: It is.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: Have a conversation with people. You can always email us
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Speaker 1: your jerk or justifies if you want to. Go to QMorningShow.com.
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Speaker 1: We sort them out here every single day.
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Speaker 3: Give us as many details as you can when you
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Speaker 3: write to us.
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Speaker 1: Yes, the more details, the better. Because people always ask
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Speaker 1: about them.
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Speaker 3: It's like evidence for your case.
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Speaker 9: Yes.
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Speaker 3: It's hearsay, technically, but still.
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Speaker 1: The court of public opinion. It's 93Q, Houston's country leader.
19:10
Speaker 1: So Carson met Leah on Hinge. They spent some time
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Speaker 1: texting back and forth, decided to go to a pot
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Speaker 1: pot place for some food, but she was thinking there
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Speaker 1: was going to be more to the date. We don't
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Speaker 1: know what that more really means, but she's been completely
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Speaker 1: unreachable since that first date. So we're going to get
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Speaker 1: Leah on the phone this morning for second date updates.
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Speaker 2: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Hi, may I please speak with Leah?
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, this is she.
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Speaker 10: Hi, Leah.
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Speaker 3: Good morning. This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica on 93Q.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to our show.
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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Speaker 1: Hey, you.
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Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 7: I love listening to y'all every morning.
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Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm pretty sure I can beat Caitlin, too.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you think so?
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome.
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Speaker 3: You can try me.
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Speaker 7: Well, I will try.
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Speaker 8: Are you calling me for a second date update?
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Speaker 1: Guilty, yes. But we're just hoping that it doesn't go
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Speaker 1: south like some of the second date updates do. Do
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Speaker 1: you remember going out with Carson? Remember Carson?
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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 8: Did he say anything about paying me back the $.
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Speaker 2: 500 that got stolen? What?
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 4: Like he stole money from you?
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Speaker 7: Well, might as well have.
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Speaker 8: We were walking back to the parking lot after our
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Speaker 8: date and the pump pet thing. And there was a
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Speaker 8: man walking on the street towards us. And I could
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Speaker 8: tell he was asking people in front of us something. And,
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Speaker 8: you know, it's Houston. So I know where this was going.
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Speaker 8: So I walked by and ignore him. But then I
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Speaker 8: glanced back and see Carson chatting him up.
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Speaker 3: OK. I mean, was did he give him money or something?
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Speaker 8: No, but he ran over to me and said that
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Speaker 8: he needed my phone for him. It sounded urgent, so
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Speaker 8: I gave it to Carson, who then proceeds to take
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Speaker 8: it to the man and hands him the phone.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 8: I screamed, yeah, I screamed like, what are you doing?
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Speaker 8: And Carson just said, his phone is dead. And he
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Speaker 8: kept saying that the guy just needs to make a
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Speaker 8: phone call. He doesn't want any money. He just needs
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Speaker 8: to make the call.
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Speaker 1: So not the end of the world. Did he let
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Speaker 1: the guy make a phone call? Then what happened?
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Speaker 8: No, I don't think so, because when I got home,
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Speaker 8: there was an email from my bank saying it had
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Speaker 8: overdrafted my account from Venmo. The guy went into my
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Speaker 8: Venmo app and sent himself $ 500.
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Speaker 4: Oh, heck no. So he got into your account. That's
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Speaker 4: what he was doing on your phone.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I have it on my first home screen.
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Speaker 8: I use Venmo pretty much every day for my small business,
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Speaker 8: so I need to have it accessible all the time and, like,
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Speaker 8: super easy.
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Speaker 2: How.
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Speaker 6: Was I supposed to know that that's what he was
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Speaker 6: going to do?
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Speaker 1: That's Carson.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, that's not something that I'm looking out for.
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Speaker 2: How was I supposed to know he was going to
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Speaker 2: do that?
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Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Speaker 8: Bro, you should have ignored him. Walked away like what
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Speaker 8: literally everyone else does. You're not supposed to help people
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Speaker 8: like that. It was like watching a bad movie in
21:59
Speaker 8: real life.
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Speaker 6: OK, he needed help. And the guy didn't ask for money.
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Speaker 6: He wanted to make a call. So I figured that
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Speaker 6: everything was like on the.
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Speaker 2: Up and up.
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Speaker 6: How was I supposed to know he was going to
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Speaker 6: swipe through your phone and Venmo himself? And wait a minute.
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Speaker 6: Why don't you have that password protected or something like that?
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Speaker 6: I mean, you got scammed and that sucks.
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Speaker 3: I don't usually if a phone is unlocked to make
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Speaker 3: a phone call, you're going to be able to get
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Speaker 3: into an app.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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Speaker 8: You are the one who got scammed. I tried to
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Speaker 8: tell you to like not let him use the phone.
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Speaker 8: And now I have to jump through all these hoops
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Speaker 8: to get my money back and and and, you know,
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Speaker 8: sent back to my bank. So why didn't you give
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Speaker 8: him your phone, you knob?
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Speaker 6: Oh, my phone was dead and he needed help.
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Speaker 8: Oh, you are such an idiot. He didn't need help.
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Speaker 8: He wanted some to give him money. Now I'm out $ 500. Luckily,
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Speaker 8: I called the cops and I wasn't the only one.
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Speaker 8: Like he got arrested and wasn't homeless at all.
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Speaker 6: I love you calling me name and all of that.
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Speaker 6: I would love it if you would relax. I mean,
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Speaker 6: you know, I can I can get this job. can
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Speaker 6: get you back some of the money, okay?
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Speaker 7: Whoa, some?
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Speaker 8: My bank paid me back. I don't care about that anymore.
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Speaker 6: No, no. I want to make it up to you.
23:29
Speaker 6: Maybe here, $ 250 to you. And I spent $ 100 on dinner.
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Speaker 6: But if the money is all that's important to you,
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Speaker 6: then we can just forget about it and I'll get
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Speaker 6: the rest of it to you later.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, well, it's not about the money. No, it is
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Speaker 8: about the money, but it's about the fact that you
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Speaker 8: didn't even ask me. You could have walked away and
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Speaker 8: done what everyone else does when someone on the street
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Speaker 8: starts barking at them.
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Speaker 7: Just walk away.
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Speaker 8: But you're too much of an idiot to get that.
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Speaker 8: If we keep dating, what else am I going to lose?
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Speaker 8: Does the next displaced person get my social security number?
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Speaker 8: I'm not going to date someone with zero street smart.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 6: Well, I'm starting to develop some right now, I think.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think, I think Carson was probably
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Speaker 3: just trying to do the right thing, you know, and
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Speaker 3: help someone out. He probably just didn't even, I would
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Speaker 3: have never assumed somebody would do something like that. I'm
24:28
Speaker 3: just always afraid someone's going to run off with my
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Speaker 3: phone once I hand it to them. I'm like, gotcha, bye.
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Speaker 1: So I'm assuming there's probably not going to be a
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Speaker 1: second date between you two, right?
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Speaker 6: Look, this is all news to me. So no, I
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Speaker 6: don't think so.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I.
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Speaker 6: Originally just thought that I was ghosted. by another superficial
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Speaker 6: gold digger.
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Speaker 2: But whatever.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
24:48
Speaker 5: Gold digger.
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Speaker 6: Like I said, I will Venmo you the rest of
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Speaker 6: it later when I can. But, no, I don't think
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Speaker 6: I'm even interested in a second date anymore.
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Speaker 8: No, look, don't even worry about it, you idiot. Like,
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Speaker 8: I can't believe you actually thought you'd get a second date.
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Speaker 2: After doing that.
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Speaker 1: Leah, he hung up. He's gone.
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Speaker 2: He hung up.
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Speaker 1: He's gone. All right.
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Speaker 10: Well, you know what?
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Speaker 8: I'm glad that he reached out so I can have
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Speaker 8: this on public record about how much of a moron
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Speaker 8: he is. And, you know, but hey, you know, guys,
25:22
Speaker 8: don't worry. I still love the show and I will
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Speaker 8: totally listen. I just hope I never hear from this
25:27
Speaker 8: guy again.
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Speaker 1: Glad you got your money back, man.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank God.
25:32
Speaker 7: Culture questions.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Wendy.
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Speaker 7: Hi, good morning.
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Speaker 1: How are you feeling, Wendy?
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Speaker 7: Pretty good. Nervous.
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Speaker 1: This is a great name. It's one of my favorite
25:53
Speaker 1: fast food chains. One of my favorite.
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Speaker 7: I guess it was one of my mom's too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wendy, here's how this works. Five questions, pop culture related.
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Speaker 1: If you get more, I think Caitlin should give you $ 1, 000. Awesome.
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Speaker 3: For you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: For me, no.
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Speaker 10: Not for you, though.
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Speaker 1: Caitlin, please step out of the room. Don't go too far.
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Speaker 1: Take your beer with you.
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Speaker 8: Bye, Caitlin.
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Speaker 4: Look for some chips and salsa out there for me.
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Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 1: Are there chips and salsa out there already? Erica manifested
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Speaker 1: chips and salsa for us. I don't know if it's
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Speaker 1: really going to come true or not, but it might.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I ordered it.
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Speaker 7: I hope so.
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Speaker 1: Wendy. Here's your questions. You don't know an answer. Make
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Speaker 1: something up, or you can say pass. That's cool, too, okay? Okay,
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Speaker 1: sounds good. Question number one. You might know her from
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Speaker 1: Bridesmaids or her time on Saturday Night Live as the
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Speaker 1: Target Lady. Who is she?
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Speaker 3: Pass.
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Speaker 6: All right, question number two.
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Speaker 1: This person waits for your teeth to fall out and
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Speaker 1: then collects them at night while you're sleeping, leaving money
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Speaker 1: under your pillow. That sounds creepy.
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Speaker 6: The Tooth Fairy.
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Speaker 1: Question number three, an oncologist specializes on diagnosis and treatment
27:02
Speaker 1: of what disease?
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Speaker 2: Cancer.
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Speaker 1: Question number four, true or false, Interstate 10 runs from
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Speaker 1: coast to coast across the United States? Ooh, true. Question
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Speaker 1: number five, how many degrees are in a circle?
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Speaker 7: 360.
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Speaker 1: We'll bring Kaitlin back in. Wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 10: Wait, come back.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back.
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Speaker 1: Is everything okay? This is not good.
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Speaker 2: What happened?
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Speaker 1: It's not good.
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Speaker 3: Remember the beer that we put in the refrigerator earlier
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Speaker 3: to cool it off?
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: The freezer?
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Speaker 3: The morning beer. Yeah, the freezer.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: The office monkey got a hold of it, and he's
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Speaker 3: drinking it and running up and down the hallways right now.
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Speaker 1: Why is he here on Friday? What's he doing here
27:44
Speaker 1: on a Friday?
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Speaker 3: I don't know. He's here today. I thought he lived here.
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Speaker 1: Well, he better not drink all of our beer. That's
27:50
Speaker 1: for sure.
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Speaker 3: Well, it's too late, my friend.
27:52
Speaker 1: Same five questions to you, Caitlin. Are you ready to go?
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Speaker 5: Ready.
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Speaker 2: Here we go. Question number one.
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Speaker 1: You might know her from Bridesmaids or her time on
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Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live as the Target Lady. Who is she?
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Speaker 3: Oh, Kristen Wiig.
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Speaker 1: Kristen Wiig is correct. Question number two. This person waits
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Speaker 1: for your teeth to fall out and then collects them
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Speaker 1: at night while you're sleeping, leaving money under your pillow.
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Speaker 3: What a terrifying way to explain the tooth fairy. That
28:16
Speaker 3: is scary sounding.
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Speaker 1: That's what she does, though.
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Speaker 10: It is.
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Speaker 1: Tooth fairy is correct. Question number three. An oncologist specializes
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Speaker 1: on diagnosis and treatment of what disease?
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Speaker 10: Cancer.
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Speaker 1: That is correct. Question number four. True or false. Interstate
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Speaker 1: 10 runs from coast to coast across the United States.
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Speaker 7: True.
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Speaker 1: Very true. Question number five. How many degrees are in
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Speaker 1: a circle?
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Speaker 9: 360.
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Speaker 1: 360 is correct.
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Speaker 3: Final score.
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Speaker 4: Wendy four, Caitlin five. Oh, close call, Wendy.
28:48
Speaker 6: I know.
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Speaker 7: I knew Kristen's wig. It just was not popping into
28:52
Speaker 7: my head.
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Speaker 1: It's all right. It happens in the heat of the moment.
28:55
Speaker 1: The pressure gets to you. I get that.
28:56
Speaker 3: Does Kristen's wig, is she also the one that does the,
28:59
Speaker 3: I love it, I love it?
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Speaker 4: Yes, and the little hands.
29:03
Speaker 3: The little hands is so great.
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Speaker 1: She does the little hands.
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Speaker 11: And that's all I was thinking of was the little hands.
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Speaker 3: I love it.
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Speaker 1: I love it. What's her name? Molly Shannon.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's true. Are you sure? Yep.
29:14
Speaker 1: If you didn't win $ 1, 000 from Caitlin, would you tell
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Speaker 1: everybody why you didn't win that this morning?
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Speaker 9: Because Caitlin can't lose.
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Speaker 1: You think you can take her down? I love it,
29:22
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. Get signed up to
29:24
Speaker 1: play at QMorningShow.com. We play every morning at this time.
29:27
Speaker 1: Caitlin can't lose on 93Q. Now, will you go tell
29:29
Speaker 1: the monkey to stop drinking our beer? Please, thank you.
29:33
Speaker 1: Get signed up to play at QMorningShow.com. 93Q is Houston's
29:39
Speaker 1: country leader. Man, the English language will really wreck you sometimes. Boy,
29:42
Speaker 1: it will really wreck you.
29:43
Speaker 3: I am in tears over this. I've been in tears
29:47
Speaker 3: since this first came across my feed last night.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 3: So I'm scrolling on TikTok mindlessly. As one does. As
29:58
Speaker 3: one does. And I get this video on my algorithm
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Speaker 3: that says, name a phrase that you've been using wrong
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Speaker 3: your whole life. So I want to listen to it.
30:09
Speaker 3: And here's the audio.
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Speaker 5: All right. So does anybody on here have a saying
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Speaker 5: that you've been saying wrong your whole life? Mine is
30:16
Speaker 5: the phrase, blow your load. I've been using it in
30:19
Speaker 5: normal conversation, day to day, kind of with everybody. And
30:23
Speaker 5: I mean it as like, you don't want to show
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Speaker 5: all your cards. You don't want to give it up
30:27
Speaker 5: all in that moment. You don't want to just blow
30:29
Speaker 5: your load on that. My wife heard me say the
30:31
Speaker 5: other day, she is right. I'm not really sure where
30:34
Speaker 5: the disconnect was for that long. And this morning when
30:38
Speaker 5: I couldn't sleep, my mind went back to when I
30:42
Speaker 5: was asking my future father-in-law for his daughter's hand in
30:45
Speaker 5: marriage before a show in Raleigh. We were talking about
30:49
Speaker 5: not blowing the surprise that night. I was going to
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Speaker 5: do it a few weeks later. I remember saying, I
30:56
Speaker 5: don't want to blow my load tonight. I'd rather blow
30:59
Speaker 5: my load later by surprising your daughter and getting down
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Speaker 5: on a knee. I just hope he doesn't remember that.
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Speaker 1: We're cool now.
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Speaker 5: He's a great dude. I would like to apologize. To
31:12
Speaker 5: anybody else that I've ever said this to.
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Speaker 1: He's probably said it to other people in his life
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Speaker 1: and people are like, oh yeah.
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Speaker 3: He said he says it all the time until his
31:19
Speaker 3: wife finally heard it and was like, you can't say that.
31:22
Speaker 3: What are you doing? So naturally, as I claim all
31:26
Speaker 3: the time, the funniest place on the internet is in
31:28
Speaker 3: the comments.
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Speaker 2: Fair.
31:30
Speaker 3: I go to the comments and I am in hysterical
31:33
Speaker 3: tears over the comments that I am reading on this post.
31:36
Speaker 3: This one person says, I used to think afternoon delight
31:39
Speaker 3: was something delightful in the afternoon, like a little treat,
31:41
Speaker 3: a nice coffee, maybe a shopping spree.
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Speaker 1: Sure. A little afternoon delight, have a little latte in
31:47
Speaker 1: the afternoon.
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Speaker 3: Carly Benningfield said, my husband started saying the carpet doesn't
31:51
Speaker 3: match the drapes when something was amiss or didn't add up.
31:54
Speaker 3: He is a salesman, and I said, I sure hope
31:56
Speaker 3: you're not using that on your sales calls.
31:59
Speaker 1: I could hear him doing that in public.
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Speaker 3: A client of mine used the term like throwing hot
32:03
Speaker 3: dogs down a hallway in business meetings because she thought
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Speaker 3: it meant wasting money or missing the mark on something.
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Speaker 4: Oh, no.
32:11
Speaker 1: Have you ever misused a phrase like this?
32:13
Speaker 3: My mom calls lint on a sweater dingleberries.
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Speaker 1: Got the dingleberries on the sweater right there. Oh, my gosh.
32:21
Speaker 3: He says, I told my seven-year-old son he couldn't eat
32:23
Speaker 3: a certain brand of popcorn because it gives him gastrointestinal problems.
32:30
Speaker 3: He told my husband later that day he couldn't have
32:32
Speaker 3: popcorn because it gives him gas and testicle problems.
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Speaker 4: Testicle problems.
32:39
Speaker 1: Gas and.
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Speaker 2: All right.
32:41
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
32:41
Speaker 1: We found out yesterday we've been saying chomping at the
32:45
Speaker 1: bit is incorrect. It's supposed to be champing at the bit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I sent this into our group chat.
32:49
Speaker 4: Champing at the bit sounds weird.
32:52
Speaker 1: It does, yes.
32:53
Speaker 3: Mason's like, I hate to tell you guys this, but
32:54
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've been using chomping at the bit wrong.
32:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been saying that.
32:58
Speaker 4: What does that mean, champing at the bit?
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Speaker 1: It's like what a horse does when it's anxious and
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Speaker 1: kind of waiting and it's getting ready to do something.
33:04
Speaker 4: I reject that one. That just sounds dumb.
33:06
Speaker 1: Champing at the bit. Both, they're interchangeable. You can use
33:10
Speaker 1: either one or acceptable.
33:11
Speaker 4: I used to always say, I could care less. And
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Speaker 4: I remember Kevin calling me to be like, oh, you could?
33:16
Speaker 4: I'm like, why do you say that every time I
33:18
Speaker 4: say it? Yeah, I could care less. He's like, you
33:20
Speaker 4: mean you couldn't care less? I'm like, oh, man, that
33:22
Speaker 4: makes a big difference.
33:23
Speaker 1: That makes more difference.
33:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
33:24
Speaker 1: That makes a huge difference.
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Speaker 3: Which one's the right one? Couldn't.
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Speaker 1: Couldn't care less, Erica? Is that what you're saying? I
33:29
Speaker 1: couldn't care less.
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Speaker 11: Okay.
33:31
Speaker 4: I could not care less. You could care less, and
33:34
Speaker 4: you still have room to care less.
33:36
Speaker 1: I found it. I think I was saying something wrong.
33:37
Speaker 1: It's something that Caitlin says often. You say quote-unquote. Uh-huh.
33:42
Speaker 1: But I thought it was quote-unquote.
33:45
Speaker 3: Oh.
33:45
Speaker 2: Quote-unquote.
33:46
Speaker 3: Like I'm about to deliver two quotes here. Like quote-unquote.
33:48
Speaker 3: I'm going to drop a quote on top of a quote.
33:49
Speaker 1: I'm going to quote-unquote. It's a quote-unquote is what I thought.
33:52
Speaker 4: What did you say?
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Speaker 3: Quote-unquote.
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Speaker 1: It's quote-unquote.
33:55
Speaker 3: It means you're putting quotations around something.
33:57
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was on-quote too.
33:59
Speaker 1: I did too. I thought it was quote-unquote.
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Speaker 2: Did you really?
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Speaker 1: Quote-unquote.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's weird.
34:03
Speaker 8: Isn't it weird?
34:03
Speaker 4: Now I hear it, but yeah, I thought it was quote-unquote.
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Speaker 3: Marking something with quote marks, so quote-unquote. Quote-unquote.
34:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was quote-unquote. Quote-unquote.
34:13
Speaker 3: Like, man, she's just spitting back-to-back quotes all the time.
34:16
Speaker 1: Back-to-back quotes left and right.
34:17
Speaker 4: Whenever my husband has a bump on his skin, he's like, oh, look,
34:21
Speaker 4: I have a big whelp.
34:22
Speaker 2: A whelp.
34:23
Speaker 11: Whelp?
34:24
Speaker 2: What?
34:24
Speaker 4: You mean a welt?
34:25
Speaker 3: And didn't we find out we were wrong because we
34:27
Speaker 3: were calling it a welt and it really is whelp?
34:29
Speaker 4: No, it is a welt.
34:30
Speaker 1: It is a welt?
34:31
Speaker 4: It's a welt.
34:31
Speaker 2: Okay, good. We were right.
34:33
Speaker 4: Welp is like, I don't know about that one.
34:36
Speaker 1: What were you saying wrong for so long?
34:37
Speaker 4: Do not say he's right because I've been making fun
34:39
Speaker 4: of him forever.
34:41
Speaker 1: 713-370-0929. What were you saying wrong? I will talk to
34:45
Speaker 1: you next. No, it is welt.
34:46
Speaker 10: It is, yeah.
34:46
Speaker 2: It is?
34:47
Speaker 3: Thank goodness.
34:47
Speaker 1: Okay, good. We're right.
34:48
Speaker 4: I was like, it's been years, girl.
34:49
Speaker 1: 93Q. Hey, good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. The
34:53
Speaker 1: English language can be a struggle sometimes. When has it
34:56
Speaker 1: gotten the best of you? What have you been saying wrong?
35:00
Speaker 3: If you follow Cooper Allen music on Instagram, he's got
35:04
Speaker 3: quite a few followers, I think like upwards of 2 million.
35:07
Speaker 3: He posted a video the other day where he talks
35:08
Speaker 3: about a term he's been unfortunately using very wrong for
35:12
Speaker 3: a while until his wife corrected him. That term was
35:15
Speaker 3: blow your load.
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Speaker 1: He thought it meant like holding your cards, keeping your
35:19
Speaker 1: cards close to your chest.
35:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought it meant like, you know, don't go
35:22
Speaker 3: sharing all your secrets. Don't go telling everybody everything. Don't
35:25
Speaker 3: go wasting too much. All different forms of that. But
35:29
Speaker 3: we all know what that actually means, unfortunately.
35:32
Speaker 1: So Caitlin sends this to the group and it gets
35:34
Speaker 1: us talking about the stuff we've been saying wrong. Turns
35:37
Speaker 1: out it's a lot. And we're not the only ones either.
35:40
Speaker 1: So how about you? It's the 713-370-0929. This is Dana.
35:45
Speaker 3: Dana, what's something you've been saying wrong? Okay, so you.
35:48
Speaker 7: Know the saying pound, pound, salt?
35:51
Speaker 3: So like when you hit something like with salt, it
35:53
Speaker 3: hurts because you're wounds?
35:54
Speaker 6: I didn't know that.
35:55
Speaker 3: I thought they were.
35:56
Speaker 11: Saying pounds off.
35:57
Speaker 7: So I've been saying it for years, and to this day,
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Speaker 7: it drives my husband insane. And he'll have to explain
36:03
Speaker 7: it to me, and I'm like, okay, I get it.
36:05
Speaker 7: The next time he irritates me, I'm like, pound salt.
36:07
Speaker 7: He's like, no, it's pound salt.
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Speaker 6: I cannot get it.
36:10
Speaker 1: Pound salt?
36:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, pound salt. Like you hit something, so you have
36:13
Speaker 7: like wounds.
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Speaker 3: This is how he explains it to me.
36:15
Speaker 7: So when you're pounding salt, it hurts.
36:18
Speaker 3: And you just keep saying it the wrong way because
36:20
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm committed to it.
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Speaker 8: I've been doing it for over 30 years.
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Speaker 4: It's pound salt.
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Speaker 3: I love it.
36:27
Speaker 1: I am who I am. All three of us in
36:29
Speaker 1: this room have never heard of that phrase, so I
36:31
Speaker 1: think you're on the right. We're going to side with you.
36:33
Speaker 8: That is fabulous.
36:34
Speaker 7: I'm going to tell him that tonight.
36:35
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling this morning.
36:37
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
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Speaker 7: Y'all have a great day.
36:39
Speaker 1: You too. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
36:41
Speaker 2: Good morning.
36:42
Speaker 1: It's Ashley Q. Ashley Q, what's up?
36:45
Speaker 7: Hi.
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Speaker 3: What have you been saying wrong, Ashley Q?
36:48
Speaker 11: Okay, so it's not me, but it is a funny story.
36:52
Speaker 11: My mother-in-law is not tech savvy at all. She had
36:55
Speaker 11: a flip phone until a couple years ago, got a
36:57
Speaker 11: smart phone. And when she would text, she thought LOL
37:01
Speaker 11: meant lots of love.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's really sweet.
37:04
Speaker 2: Okay.
37:05
Speaker 11: It is sweet. But then, like, if it's, like, bad news, like,
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Speaker 11: you know, a dog died or someone's sick, she's LOL-ing.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
37:14
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 11: So we had to break the news to her.
37:16
Speaker 6: Of course, she was devastated.
37:17
Speaker 11: She's like, oh, my God, I can't believe I said
37:18
Speaker 11: it wrong.
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Speaker 2: Thanks.
37:20
Speaker 3: Think of the amount of people she said it to
37:22
Speaker 3: that didn't correct her. They were just like, wow.
37:25
Speaker 1: My father died and she laughed.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, she totally thought it was lots of love.
37:32
Speaker 2: Lots of love.
37:33
Speaker 1: Lots of love.
37:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
37:37
Speaker 1: Ashley, thank you for calling this morning.
37:38
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
37:38
Speaker 6: Have a great day.
37:39
Speaker 1: You too. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
37:40
Speaker 3: Is there something you've been saying the wrong way, Catherine?
37:42
Speaker 7: Actually, I'm calling to tattle on my old boss.
37:45
Speaker 6: I've got three.
37:46
Speaker 4: Heck yeah. That are amazing.
37:48
Speaker 1: Throw him under the bus.
37:49
Speaker 10: He used to tell us, be careful, you are skating
37:51
Speaker 10: on thin water.
37:52
Speaker 4: What?
37:54
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
37:55
Speaker 1: That sounds like something a dad would say, but come on.
37:58
Speaker 2: And he would be mad, and we would try not
38:00
Speaker 2: to laugh.
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Speaker 6: And then he would say, we need to go through
38:03
Speaker 6: that with a fine toothbrush.
38:05
Speaker 3: Oh.
38:07
Speaker 6: But the best of all was we were in.
38:09
Speaker 10: Landscaping, and he would say, we need to nick that
38:13
Speaker 10: in the butt. And I was like, how does the
38:15
Speaker 10: landscaper not know it's.
38:17
Speaker 4: Nick that in the butt?
38:18
Speaker 1: Nick that in the butt?
38:20
Speaker 3: I feel like he's rage baiting you guys after all
38:22
Speaker 3: three of these. I'm like, he's doing this on purpose,
38:24
Speaker 3: isn't he?
38:25
Speaker 1: Are you sure he's not doing it on purpose?
38:26
Speaker 6: Oh, no, I wish that were the case.
38:28
Speaker 1: We're going to have to go through this with a
38:29
Speaker 1: fine tooth brush.
38:32
Speaker 3: Hey, you're skating on thin water. Watch it, pal.
38:34
Speaker 1: That feels like something.
38:37
Speaker 4: My son says, you know, Mom, I'm not the sharpest
38:39
Speaker 4: crayon in the box. Del, you have no idea. This
38:43
Speaker 4: morning on Second Date Update, we have Adam who's not
38:46
Speaker 4: getting a call back from Ainsley. Is that correct, Adam?
38:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. You know, I got to be honest, this
38:52
Speaker 2: isn't really a second date update. Okay. Ainsley and I
38:57
Speaker 2: have been together for about six months.
39:01
Speaker 9: Oh.
39:02
Speaker 2: But, yeah, it's kind of odd. But out of the blue,
39:06
Speaker 2: she ghosted me.
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Speaker 1: What? After six months?
39:09
Speaker 3: I mean, this is obviously a real relationship. This is,
39:13
Speaker 3: like you said, definitely not a second date update. Did
39:16
Speaker 3: you actually call each other boyfriend and girlfriend over this
39:20
Speaker 3: six months? Or was this just kind of a hookup
39:22
Speaker 3: situationship type thing?
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Speaker 2: A situation, Jim. No, no, we were together for real. We, like,
39:31
Speaker 2: introduced each other as boyfriend and girlfriend. I knew his family.
39:36
Speaker 2: She met mine. We were, like, definitely together.
39:38
Speaker 1: All right. So normally we only do, like, second dates, hence, like,
39:41
Speaker 1: the name Second Date Update. But, I mean, I guess
39:43
Speaker 1: we could take this on, Adam.
39:45
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'm concerned for her well-being at this point.
39:48
Speaker 4: It's so strange.
39:49
Speaker 1: Is she even okay? Adam, explain a little bit more
39:52
Speaker 1: about what happened.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. Thanks for like taking the time. I know
39:56
Speaker 2: it's a little different. So yeah, Ainsley just hasn't been
40:00
Speaker 2: calling you back. She came over literally the other night
40:03
Speaker 2: and we were hanging out, watching TV and I get
40:05
Speaker 2: up to the restroom, bathroom. She's on the couch and
40:08
Speaker 2: she asked, you know, she could use my phone for something.
40:12
Speaker 2: And I said, yeah, I mean, I literally have nothing
40:14
Speaker 2: to hide.
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Speaker 4: Oh, so you were like on that level where you're
40:16
Speaker 4: like sharing phones and she knows your password and stuff.
40:19
Speaker 2: Yep exactly um anyways i come back a few minutes
40:23
Speaker 2: later and she's getting her stuff to leave she just
40:25
Speaker 2: said she wasn't feeling well but i could tell something
40:28
Speaker 2: else was up she was upset and maybe she just
40:30
Speaker 2: needed space i figured i don't know whatever it was
40:32
Speaker 2: she said she would but she she never called me
40:35
Speaker 2: uh and yeah you know this is.
40:37
Speaker 1: Like is this like your first big fight that you've had.
40:39
Speaker 2: I mean yeah we haven't i mean he hasn't really
40:43
Speaker 2: had fights.
40:43
Speaker 3: Like this Well, technically, that's not even a fight. I mean,
40:46
Speaker 3: she looked at your phone to do something and then
40:49
Speaker 3: packed up her stuff and left. I don't even know
40:51
Speaker 3: if that's considered a you got to actually say something
40:53
Speaker 3: to be fighting.
40:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:54
Speaker 1: There's been arguments.
40:56
Speaker 2: We've had small arguments, but I've got nothing on my phone,
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Speaker 2: my Instagram, my Twitter. It's just like boring guy dude stuff.
41:06
Speaker 1: We do have a bunch of boring stuff when we
41:08
Speaker 1: have nothing to hide. It's just hot dog videos, really.
41:10
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
41:12
Speaker 2: I golf in nice places and that's pretty, but it's boring.
41:16
Speaker 3: Well, now we have to call her. We got to
41:17
Speaker 3: figure out. This is something that's definitely going on.
41:20
Speaker 9: Yeah.
41:21
Speaker 2: I would so appreciate that. And, you know, I just
41:24
Speaker 2: don't understand what I could have done or she saw
41:27
Speaker 2: to completely ignore me or not even shoot me out
41:29
Speaker 2: or anything.
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Speaker 3: Well, let's get her on the line and get some
41:31
Speaker 3: answers for you, Adam.
41:32
Speaker 2: All right. Awesome. Thanks. Thanks, Eric.
41:34
Speaker 3: We'll do that coming up in less than three minutes
41:36
Speaker 3: with Second Date Update.
41:37
Speaker 4: Normally on Second Date Update, we call someone back because
41:40
Speaker 4: they're not receiving a call back on a first date.
41:42
Speaker 4: But in this case, they have been together. Adam and
41:44
Speaker 4: Ainsley have been together for over six months. And all
41:47
Speaker 4: of a sudden, out of the blue, she got up
41:48
Speaker 4: off his couch and ghosted him.
41:50
Speaker 2: What?
41:50
Speaker 4: We're going to find out why coming up next on
41:52
Speaker 4: Second Date Update.
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Speaker 10: Hello?
41:56
Speaker 1: Hi, is this Ainsley?
41:58
Speaker 7: Yeah, speaking.
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Speaker 1: Ainsley, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica at 93Q in Houston.
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Speaker 1: What's up, girl?
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Speaker 7: Oh, my God. I listen to you guys. I feel
42:07
Speaker 7: like I've been listening to 93Q my whole life.
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Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
42:11
Speaker 7: Did I win something?
42:13
Speaker 10: No.
42:14
Speaker 3: If you've been listening to us this whole time, you
42:15
Speaker 3: should definitely be familiar with Second Date Update, and you
42:18
Speaker 3: are on it this morning. Yay, Ainsley!
42:21
Speaker 7: Oh, hey. No, but there's no way it can be
42:24
Speaker 7: on Second Date Update. I haven't dated in like seven months.
42:28
Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of a first for us, too. So
42:30
Speaker 4: we're kind of, you know, going through this with you.
42:32
Speaker 4: But we're talking about a guy that you were dating
42:34
Speaker 4: for a while and you just decided to not call
42:36
Speaker 4: Adam back. And we're trying to find out why.
42:38
Speaker 7: Adam, Adam called y'all like no way. How embarrassing.
42:44
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
42:45
Speaker 1: He said that you guys were in a relationship and
42:47
Speaker 1: then like out of nowhere you left this past weekend
42:50
Speaker 1: that you never called him. Is this true? What happened?
42:53
Speaker 7: Oh my God. If I hang up on y'all, like,
42:56
Speaker 7: are you just going to keep calling me back?
42:57
Speaker 2: Yes.
42:58
Speaker 1: If we don't get the answers we want.
42:59
Speaker 2: 100%.
42:59
Speaker 1: We're on a mission to find out what happened. We're
43:02
Speaker 1: all three of us.
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Speaker 3: We know you're here now.
43:03
Speaker 1: Yes. We're vested in this.
43:05
Speaker 2: Okay.
43:05
Speaker 7: Well, here's what happened. So I was using his phone
43:09
Speaker 7: and I know you might be able to clear your
43:11
Speaker 7: search history, but he didn't. So I saw all the
43:14
Speaker 7: eggplant emojis and every other emoji people use to talk
43:18
Speaker 7: about sex, like peaches, the wedding emoji, the one with
43:22
Speaker 7: like the hard eyes, like literally every emoji someone who
43:27
Speaker 7: is cheating would use.
43:28
Speaker 9: So.
43:29
Speaker 7: Listen, I'm like, if you want to see someone else, fine,
43:32
Speaker 7: but at least have the balls to break up with
43:34
Speaker 7: me first.
43:35
Speaker 3: So you didn't see that in messages. You just saw
43:37
Speaker 3: it in his text.
43:40
Speaker 2: Cheating on you? I'm not cheating on you.
43:44
Speaker 7: Okay, we've been dating for, what, over five months, and
43:48
Speaker 7: you never send me those emojis. You never. I mean,
43:52
Speaker 7: who could you be sending them to? We don't text.
43:54
Speaker 7: I don't send you news or anything. You don't even
43:57
Speaker 7: talk sexy to me at all.
43:59
Speaker 2: So.
43:59
Speaker 7: Who do you send them to?
44:00
Speaker 2: Definitely not a girl. I can tell you that.
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Speaker 7: Okay, then who, like your mom? Like, who would you
44:06
Speaker 7: be sending those to? Come on.
44:08
Speaker 2: I'm sending it to my buddies all the time. We
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Speaker 2: make jokes. It's like a guy thing. What do you mean?
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Speaker 7: Okay, your guy friends. Are you cheating on me with
44:16
Speaker 7: your buddy Roy? Like, what? Oh, my God, guys. Why
44:20
Speaker 7: would anyone send that to their guy friends? That's ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: We literally make funny jokes. We're guys. We throw out.
44:28
Speaker 3: I mean, guys do that.
44:30
Speaker 2: If he's being a jerk, I'll just put you're being
44:32
Speaker 2: a eggplant emoji. Totally innocent.
44:35
Speaker 4: Well, that makes sense.
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Speaker 2: Oh. Dicking around.
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Speaker 7: That makes sense. Oh, and then what? The wet emoji?
44:40
Speaker 7: Is that for it's raining out? Like, I'm sorry. I'm
44:42
Speaker 7: not going to be with a guy who's stupid enough
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Speaker 7: to cheat and then be a coward and lie about it.
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Speaker 2: Stop saying that. I'm not cheating on you. I am
44:51
Speaker 2: not that type of guy. And I absolutely don't really
44:53
Speaker 2: appreciate being accused of that. And I literally invite for you.
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Speaker 7: Like, Tim, I'm so.
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Speaker 2: Grateful to get in touch with you. I'm in love
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Speaker 2: with you. Like, how could I be cheating? What?
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Speaker 7: What did you just say?
45:05
Speaker 2: You're what? I'm in love with you. Like, you're it
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Speaker 2: for me.
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Speaker 3: Is this the first time you've ever used the L
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Speaker 3: word with her?
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Speaker 2: I mean, well, it's the first time I've said I
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Speaker 2: love you. She hasn't said it back.
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Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm really caught off guard. Oh,
45:21
Speaker 7: my God. I've been, like, hating you, thinking you're a
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Speaker 7: cheater like the rest of them, and now I'm starting
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Speaker 7: to think that maybe I was wrong.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're definitely wrong. Like, that is not me. I
45:34
Speaker 2: have never and will never cheat on you.
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Speaker 3: And Ainsley, you never actually found messages, right? You just
45:39
Speaker 3: found these emojis saved like in the cache on his keyboard?
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Speaker 1: Like on the recently used emojis is what you're talking about.
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Speaker 7: Exactly. On the frequently used ones, you know?
45:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I maybe might have flipped out over nothing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
45:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like it. He sounds like a pretty good guy,
45:55
Speaker 4: and we're a good judge of that.
45:57
Speaker 7: Listen, I've been cheated on in the past.
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Speaker 1: Does this mean that you guys are willing to give
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Speaker 1: it another go and just get back together? And this
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Speaker 1: is just a misunderstanding, do you feel like?
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Speaker 7: I mean, yeah.
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Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm so surprised, though.
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Speaker 4: So Adam said that he loves you in front of,
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Speaker 4: you know, all of Houston, over a million people. But
46:18
Speaker 4: you haven't said it back. Like, are you starting to
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Speaker 4: feel the same about him or is it just like
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Speaker 4: a one way thing?
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Speaker 7: No, I I've missed him. And to be honest, I mean,
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Speaker 7: the reason why I got so angry and clearly overreacted
46:31
Speaker 7: was because I'm to be completely honest with you and myself.
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Speaker 7: I've been in love with Adam since like the second
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Speaker 7: week we dated.
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Speaker 2: Wait, really?
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Speaker 1: I feel like this whole plot is just unfolding in
46:41
Speaker 1: front of us. I just want to watch this.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all going to be in the wedding, right? Like,
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Speaker 3: all three of us.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, see? You're all invited.
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Speaker 2: Yay!
46:50
Speaker 1: Wedding cake! Glad that worked out. It's time for our dingus.
46:54
Speaker 10: It's the dingus. Yeah, dingus.
46:56
Speaker 1: It's the dingus of the day.
46:58
Speaker 4: Something stupid.
47:02
Speaker 1: We go down to our favorite state, Erica. Is it Florida?
47:09
Speaker 1: It's Florida.
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Speaker 4: What happened in Florida?
47:11
Speaker 1: Well, Nancy got her license plate in Florida. 76-year-old woman.
47:15
Speaker 1: She was shocked when she saw her new license plate
47:17
Speaker 1: arrived in the mail. You know how that's usually just
47:19
Speaker 1: a random combination of numbers and letters?
47:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
47:21
Speaker 1: Unless you get a vanity plate. But hers arrived and
47:23
Speaker 1: it said SQZA55. S-Q-Z-A-5-5. And there's a big orange in
47:35
Speaker 1: the middle.
47:36
Speaker 4: But she didn't, like, plan this. It just, like, randomly came?
47:39
Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 9: I don't think a woman that lives in a senior
47:42
Speaker 9: community that's going to be 77 years old next month
47:47
Speaker 9: will be driving around with what this plate has to say.
47:51
Speaker 9: I'm kind of resigning to it, and I figured maybe
47:54
Speaker 9: it was just destined to be on my car. I
47:58
Speaker 9: can handle it if I get a few honks here
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Speaker 9: and there. Actually, being over 70, I might like.
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Speaker 2: A few honks.
48:04
Speaker 1: She's over 70. I might like a few honks, she says.
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Speaker 4: That is so foul, though. And it's so funny because
48:11
Speaker 4: they're so strict on what you put. They literally run
48:13
Speaker 4: through so many filters. Trust me, I've tried.
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Speaker 1: Very.
48:16
Speaker 4: They wouldn't let me get, I'll cut you. And so
48:18
Speaker 4: it's crazy that they actually let that one squeeze by.
48:21
Speaker 1: Squeeze. Squeeze by. That's what you did there.
48:25
Speaker 2: I see.
48:25
Speaker 1: You're funny sometimes. You're funny sometimes.
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Speaker 4: Sometimes.
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Speaker 1: You can see the picture of it. It's up right
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Speaker 1: now at 93qcountry. com. And she says she's going to keep
48:32
Speaker 1: it now. So way to commit to it, Nance. Commit
48:34
Speaker 1: to it, Nancy. She's so juicy, that Nancy.
48:37
Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
48:38
Speaker 2: What?
48:39
Speaker 1: Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica present The Rico Report. What's trending
48:43
Speaker 1: in Houston and beyond?
48:44
Speaker 4: I hate to tell you guys this, but you're going
48:46
Speaker 4: to want to stock up on toilet paper.
48:49
Speaker 1: Again?
48:49
Speaker 3: Oh no, is COVID coming back?
48:51
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to tell you what is coming. What's
48:53
Speaker 4: on the horizon, anyway. But first, let me tell you that...
48:57
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton is a true saint. She really is. So
49:00
Speaker 4: the number one question was always like, why is Dolly
49:02
Speaker 4: Parton not a billionaire? She definitely has all the businesses
49:05
Speaker 4: and stuff to become a billionaire. Well, the truth is
49:08
Speaker 4: that she purposely made sure that she never became a billionaire.
49:12
Speaker 4: She doesn't believe in billionaires. She's like, why would one
49:14
Speaker 4: person or several people need to have that much money?
49:17
Speaker 4: So she purposely gave away money. to charities and stuff.
49:21
Speaker 4: Like the more money she made, the more money she
49:23
Speaker 4: gave it out.
49:23
Speaker 3: Like we need more reasons to love the icon Dolly Parton.
49:26
Speaker 4: What an amazing person. She's like, you know what? Like I'm,
49:29
Speaker 4: I'm just one person. I don't need all this money.
49:31
Speaker 3: What a woman.
49:32
Speaker 4: And she took care of her family and everybody around
49:34
Speaker 4: her so well. Oh, I just love that story about her.
49:37
Speaker 4: This story I don't love. A woman on Instagram is
49:41
Speaker 4: going viral for sharing a mom's group chat where one
49:44
Speaker 4: mother is asking the other kindergarten mother's Oreo to stop
49:47
Speaker 4: packing Oreos.
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Speaker 3: Erica, I have been so locked in on this Oreo exchange.
49:55
Speaker 4: All because her daughter doesn't get them in her lunch.
49:58
Speaker 4: So she wants everyone else to stop giving their kids Oreos.
50:01
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
50:02
Speaker 3: Have you seen all the other moms that are like,
50:04
Speaker 3: I'm standing with this other mother by buying Oreos and
50:07
Speaker 3: purposely sending them with my kids to school? It's started
50:10
Speaker 3: a whole movement.
50:10
Speaker 4: I don't even give my kids Oreos for lunch, but
50:13
Speaker 4: I would definitely do it in that case.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
50:14
Speaker 4: Oh, that's so annoying. Who do you think you are?
50:16
Speaker 3: Well, and it's the way the exchange is happening, too.
50:19
Speaker 3: When you go and look at the messages, like, that
50:21
Speaker 3: woman is unhinged.
50:22
Speaker 4: Can you imagine her husband like that poor man?
50:25
Speaker 3: Or her kids. Her kids.
50:26
Speaker 4: That's so embarrassing.
50:29
Speaker 7: Yeah.
50:29
Speaker 4: That's so annoying to me. Anyway, why could we possibly
50:33
Speaker 4: need to go buy toilet paper? Well, it's probably going
50:37
Speaker 4: to become a hot commodity again if prices at stores
50:40
Speaker 4: soar next month because American toilet paper relies on Canadian
50:43
Speaker 4: raw materials. And the U.S. government is pushing, you know,
50:46
Speaker 4: the trade war with Canada with the 50% tariffs. So
50:50
Speaker 4: the joys of hoarding toilet paper may be on the horizon.
50:54
Speaker 3: It's so funny you tell me this, Erica, because literally
50:57
Speaker 3: just yesterday, my son, who is now potty trained, was
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Speaker 3: sitting on the toilet and I left him in there
51:03
Speaker 3: and I went around the corner to do something. I
51:05
Speaker 3: came back and an entire brand new roll of toilet
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Speaker 3: paper he had unspun and it was on a pile
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Speaker 3: on the floor and he was so proud of himself.
51:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, my kitten did that.
51:13
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you think? We're made of money?
51:16
Speaker 4: Are we rich? What's happening?
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You can't do that anymore. We don't toilet paper houses anymore.
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Speaker 4: We don't do that stuff.
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Speaker 3: And then this? And this economy?
51:24
Speaker 4: And this economy?
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Speaker 3: Favorite.