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The Fake Dragwives of Rhode Island w/ Mike & Gina | TBCC Ep. 35 · The Big Cunty Couch

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Coming up on the big cut tea couch.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: Joelin used to bully my sister in middle school.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_02: Well but we all did.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_02: But she was including me and we didn't know each other.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: I should be on the show.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: You should be pizza mama.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: When we I should be having cold foam again.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: I pretend it's a pop cup.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: See?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: You need to be put in a kennel?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Stick around.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Hi everyone.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the podcast.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the what?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: The podcast.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna take a second.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna take a second.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: Wowie.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm going in.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm natural.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: And you tripped me.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I'm just gonna.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: You stuck your leg out and you tripped me.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: And now I'm what?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Scraped.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: We just keep saying, what?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: Scraped.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: Down the full flight of stairs.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: It has been a minute.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hi everyone.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: My name is Gina Spears.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm Mike Fales, and this is the big cunty couch summer edition.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, coo we have.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: We have the palms.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: We have the plants.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, by the time this comes out, it will be June.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: It will be Pride.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: This is a great Pride look.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it really is.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: I am proud.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: I am proud to be proud to be in America.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's for the Oscars, apparently.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's Oscars, it's prom night, it's Can, it's uh Miss USA.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: Not America, USA.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't have a talent and she wants a modeling contract.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: And she's gonna get close.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: Gina is so Miss USA, not Miss America.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: Duh.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: No brilliant, no breeder.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: I am wearing Zegna.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: I realize I have like a lot of Zegna.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: I really do.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think I actually like really do love them.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: I had never heard of them until you your addiction.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my addiction on the real reel.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: I saw they have a store in New York, right?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: They do, yeah, yeah.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like on the West Side Highway, like down by um the battery tunnel, kind of.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Zegna leather jacket.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: I love this jacket.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: I don't wear it enough.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: Um I I'm wearing uh a tuxedo t-shirt from uh House of Amazon and uh Wrangler, my light Wrangler jeans.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: Love it, so cute.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: Everything has been on the couch before except for the You look adorb.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's um high meets low.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's our it's our prom night.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's a nudge and a wink.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: And a stink.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: It really is.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_03: I reek.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: And I mean, I have so many fucking problems.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's like not even funny.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, where do we where do we begin?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: We have a lot to talk.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: We have a lot.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: So, viewers, listeners, you're gonna have to, you know, buckle up.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna need a sort of down find it.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, find the combo.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: But when we do, there's it's big.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, big, big and long.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: Big combo.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um, well, I've been suffering from like a panic disorder for the last month or so.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: So I've been completely like MIA down for the count, but I'm getting on top of it, which is good.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: I am on an SSRI now for the first time.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: The SSRI canon! That's SSRI canon.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, there's pills, there's pills, there's pills.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm literally post.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm on uppers, downers, and candy corns.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: You literally are.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm actually so proud of you.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: I've been saying for years, like, maybe consider a little SSRI, you know what I mean?
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm like the pill queen of me.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, you gotta be brave.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: It takes brevity.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Huh?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta be brave to you know take the plunge.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Brevity's not bravery.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, whatever.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Bravery.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: Just bravery.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: Breverity.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: What is brevity?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like briefness.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: And what is bread?
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: I know bread, and bread is love.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um weird.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: But um, where's the lie?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, that's great.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's uh we're sorting it out.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's like I I'm annoyed I wasn't in in the room.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: In the in the psychiatrist's office with me?
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like I am your wife.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: I am your wife.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's a quote from Enough.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: Enough.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: We should uh review that.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_03: We should, literally.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we've been talking about it for for years.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's like on the to-do list.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you've been um your brain has been, you know, gushing around.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: You get so tired and drained, and you just feel down, down, down, down, down.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_03: How I am right now.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm down, I'm drained.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I don't feel quick, sharp, funny, cute, or cool.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um so enjoy this comedy.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: Enjoy the show.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh enjoy the show.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, but I guess like I'm having a little bit of like penis problems from the SSRI.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: I hear penis, and I'm like uh you're on a uh high dose.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda, yeah, I guess.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, compared to you.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, for years I've been trying to get him on an SSRI.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, lay low, like a tiger.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like a little grains.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: Low to the ground, low to the ground.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's on everything.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, because like I'm following my doctor's orders as opposed to like you who chooses their own adventure.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: Am I not a doctor?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_03: Doctor fashion.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm having like delayed orgasm and like a little bit of like reduced sensitivity.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: So it's like, uh, not the most fun, but it's also not the worst.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: So it's like I'm trying to see.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll go back down a little bit on the SSRI, but for the most part, it's fine.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, whatever.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't really care about it.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're still adjusting stuff.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm definitely still adjusting.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: Um, can you are you able to come at all?
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: Thank God.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: That might that might change.
• 5:09
  unknown: Jake.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: If I was anywhere near your dose, my dick would be inside of me far, far, far away.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: I guess it is, actually.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I should.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I should up my dose though.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: You have kind of the your bravery has maybe inspired me to, you know, bump up past the pediatric dose.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm like, wow, Jesus Christ, if Mike can just dive in there and go like full ham.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm a giant dragon.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're a horse.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: So I can take it.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: But I weigh 30 times more than you.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna get um a good bicep.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be really hard to cover.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: Gotcha, gotcha.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your forearm's gonna get.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: I was like everyone tune in.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh busting out of my zek.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, don't do that when you're in a gown.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is that a gown?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is it two-piece a gown?
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, a two-piece is totally a gown.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: Um, have you ever gone to prom?
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: I was prom king.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Junior year.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it wasn't that cool.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: Junior year?
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_02: Junior year I was homecoming king.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: Senior year I was prom king.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: But it's not what you think.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't really popular.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, it was like I was ashamed.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_03: They were playing a trick on you.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I was gonna say my other problem is that I think the anxiety triggered eczema.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_03: So I had that like eczema patch under my eye for like a month.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: You really did.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: And it was like adding insult to injury.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like I'm already like falling apart and dying, and now I'm ugly, like uglier.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so that was new.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_03: I had to like really like slather on the fucking vasoline.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_03: The spells are working, been working at it for years.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, I've been trying to get you prettier.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, it was insane.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't a sty.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_03: I've had styles.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_03: This was not a sty.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: It was because it was always I was always um like lubricating it so it was like red and greasy, but like when I didn't do anything, it was liz lizard skin.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_03: It was scaly skin.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was Lizzo.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: Rizzo be eaten.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, that's it.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: And then I guess like my my other, my only other like problem was oh, I was getting coffee today.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, I don't want like points and rewards.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to use an app to like buy coffee.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to put my phone number in at Walgreens.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care if it saves me money.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: I just don't want points and rewards.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, can I please just check out in peace?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why do you need my blood type for me to get like this toothbrush?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why like I know it's insane at Duncan?
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's like a scholarship program.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm almost eligible.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: But no, I'm not because I don't fucking use the app.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: You're 6,000 munchkins away from um a little bit of a scholarship from one dollar to state school.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_03: Do you like have an app that you use for anything?
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_03: Do you scan anything or like get a coupon back?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: Do I look like I have a Duncan app?
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't do any of that bullshit.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: Me neither.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I can't be bothered.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm still cash only.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I only this year I've like really leaned into like tap to pay.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's like as far behind I am.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like now I'm like, I can't.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm paying from all different devices and systems.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: And because like I, you know, money's a little tight, so I gotta, you know, I gotta pull some strings and make it happen.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: PayPal Zell.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm always like, can you Venmo me something from like my dad?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: You're like, what?
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, don't ask.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: I need you to send the money back.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_02: Is that laundering?
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_02: Live and learn.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: Live and learn.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: I have no money.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: But marry my boss slash friend slash lover.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: You wanted to say hag, but you're trying to be um respectful.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: She's a fruit fly.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, she's my hag.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: She's my hag.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: Remember, I wanted to have auditions for hags.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, we should do that though.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we should.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_02: You're fired, Mary.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um she paid me well on this, well for what the scope was.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, thank God, I almost cried.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding, I definitely didn't, but I was just you had a quickie little job.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't make that much money.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: But it was like better, like 500 more than I was expecting.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that's a huge win for the community.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: Take it.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: When you're that fucking broke, it's been slow out there, guys.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: New York is a little dusty crusty.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: I've been seeing a lot of people in need of work, but we're gonna get through it.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: It'll come around.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: I've been seeing a lot of um tweets about this summer being electric.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: This is like the summer to, you know, it's gonna be 2016 again because it's 10 years later.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh it's gonna be hot and horny and um just in time for your penis to fall off.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, perfect.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: Perfecto.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um, who are you wearing?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: What is your problem?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my guant.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's so funny that I'm in this look for just us.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: It is insane.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um We're like, we need to like have a dry run, we'll get back in the groove and then this is the practice run.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I definitely don't know actually like what this is because you found this.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: And for once I liked like one thing you sent me.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, cool.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: So we bought this skirt.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: What is the design?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's La Pointe.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: LaPointe.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually such a pretty um pink fabric.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: And uh we bought two skirts, right?
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, right.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's actually part of a set with like a skirt and a top, but for whatever reason, we decided to buy two skirts instead of buying the matching top.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then we used the second skirt to make a top that's essentially exactly the same as the manufactured matching top.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, but shout out to our friend Margaret.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, our friend at the pod.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: She has been tailoring things for me and she did this top, which is gorgeous.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, wait, wait, wait.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm wearing lip gloss, which I never get to do because drag queens don't really get to wear lip gloss unless your hair is out of your face, because it's a disaster, if not.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: But because I have this gorgeous updo by Hats by Carlos, who slayed this down.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I got to wear lip glasses.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's beautiful.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he slayed this.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_03: That is gorgeous.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: I told him no deadline, and I keep doing that to people, and then it's like, oh, wait, hello.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's a calendar year.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's a calendar year.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: But I love it.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: I love an expression.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's espresso brown, and I love this.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little like J-Lo in uh made in Manhattan.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:24
  unknown: Yeah.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I had asked for one little curl thing, and he gave me two, and I love it.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's like forked.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I care when people like go for it.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: From your uh plan.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe deviating.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um but but the two is so cunty, I love it.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: I feel snatched, and I'm in a gorgeous disco sandal, which I love.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's a sit-down shoe because it's literally we've talked about this before, it's the linguini strap, but it's heaven.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: And what about the gauntlets?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: What gauntlets?
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: The gloves.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: What about the gloves?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Amazon Prime.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: And they are not matching fabric, but in this light on this couch, they they perfectly match.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: They perfectly match.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they're close enough because Mike and I have mental illness, so you know, uh typically we would spend money and time and effort for no reason to make gloves.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: To make matching gloves, but it was a huge sign of growth that uh the slightly off shade was fine.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: Looks good am I?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, get it on.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: And let's see, I have a few problems, but for starters, um, I have been I keep being interested in clothing that is actually for toddlers.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's happened more than once.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: I see something in the scales weird and I'm like, oh that's fun and fuzzy and like crapped, okay.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's cool.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: Uh and then I click it and it's like Jimbury.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Jimbury Plus.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: And that's really annoying.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like it started with like a pair of Nikes that were like fuzzy and light blue.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know me.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: I go, I die.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: I die for candy blow.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: They were furry and amazing, like Air Force Ones, but it was like for a baby.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: And like the Velcro straps didn't give it away.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like And then it happened with a pair of jeans that had like card sign symbols, which sounds really, really stupid and weird, but it was cool.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_02: And it's yeah.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, now that you keep clicking on two to four.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was two to four.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_03: Now you keep clicking on toddler clothes.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: You're just gonna keep getting more ads for toddler clothes.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not mad.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because I also love um PBT powdery bargain.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: I I feel like I feel cool that I have cool styles.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't think it's me.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's the companies.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_02: Why am I falling for toddler clothes?
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, whatever.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: And then another problem, let's see.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: I am recovering from an STI.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Is that a week in gay?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: I guess that's a week in gay.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: I've had a month in gay.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: I've had a time in gay.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_02: Talk about putting your office pump in your mouth.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_02: The last episode, I was saying, like, oh, I'm gonna hook up with this guy, this like whatever, hot Brazilian, and um then I was like, but you know, as you get older, you just it becomes less worth it because it's like I don't want to risk catching anything.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just don't feel like it.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: And then cut two, I caught rectal herpes, which is horrible.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_02: Because I like guess I have to deal with it forever.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I am happy to just come forth and say claiming the rectal herpes.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: I know herpes can look like anything.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so I hope people out there are feeling seen and heard because yeah, it can happen to anyone.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: And it really was unavoidable, like actually, because I cut it orally in my ass.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: I feel so bad because like you've been out of the game for a long time.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: So I feel like literally everyone, including like your mom and dad, were like, get out there.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: It was my first one.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: Some dick.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like, have fun.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, I that's why I was so bummed too, because uh I don't bottom that often and I wasn't dying to, because usually on a first thingy, even if like the person I'm hooking up with kind of would seem more like they'd be the top, uh, I still like don't prepare because I'm like, can't be bothered.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't not first date, hell no.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: But he was so adamant, and I was like, oh dear god, fine.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: So we basically ripped my ass and then inserted his oral herpes in there.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: So I couldn't have like wearing a condom wouldn't have helped.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: So isn't that beautiful?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what?
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's good.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's good.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in remission.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_02: Good, and you know, sometimes people don't have another outbreak in 10 years.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I can only transfer it from my hole.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_02: And again, I don't really bottom, and I can only I would have to have a breakout and bottom.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: So, girl, we're fine.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_02: You're fine.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: Don't, yeah.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's whatever, but that was fucking brutal, I will say.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like felt so Jesus Christ.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: I had a this is so gross, but like I had to keep taking baths because like I couldn't wipe my ass.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, horrible.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: It was glass.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Weren't you saying that like dogs are running away from?
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm this is break heartbreaking because I'm the dog whisperer.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Ever since I came out of the closet, like dogs and animals love me.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but before they hated you.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: They did kind of like dogs didn't like me.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: They were like, remember, didn't cats pounce in my face in college?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: All the time.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was so I went to my cousin Alicia and Jenna's house, and their dog, their golden, is obsessed with me, and they have a golden doodle.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: And the second I got there, it the golden beeline for my pooper, like that thing went so far up my ass, and I had jeans on, that I was like shocked and alarmed.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: Jenna was cracking the fuck up.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: Alicia knew, and I would tell Jenna, but I'm sure Alicia filled you in afterwards, but like I I don't know, I didn't, I felt like stupid to say it just then, just because I don't know, she was cracking up that the dog was seriously going at my ass with a fork and knife.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: He was so far up there being like, who the fuck is this?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: What's going on in here?
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Something ain't right, something ain't Christian.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then he ignored me the rest of the night.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: And so did the golden doodoo.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Doodle.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Doodle.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that crazy?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so into like pheromones and smells, and I was like, Will I ever get it back?
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_02: And I did.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: I woke up to a a a doe eating your ass.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, on my doorstep.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Aww.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh with my egg bites.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: And we're like, leave a review.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um animals deliver food.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um to me.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: At least the guy was hot.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Silver lining, yeah.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, that really sucks.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: It really sucks.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: It happens.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_02: It would have been.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: You're not the only one.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: You're not the only one.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: And no, no, our friend, a couple of people have come forward and said, you know, I mean, I would have been more annoyed if it was oral herpes if I caught that year.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: Just because like I've avoided a knock on wood uh 36 years to not carry the cold store virus.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: Now I just carry it uh in the back.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: So you're welcome.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Just aesthetically, and nothing uh wrong with that.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I have a worse than all of you.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm no stigma, but no thank you either.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: You know, hopefully, yeah, it's my whole personality that I have herpes now.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm really like coming forward with it.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: But we're better, we're blessed, we're beautiful, we're back in the game because I had my follow-up, actually.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: And um, I forgot to tell you that there were fucking two interns with him.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, that's fucking rude.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm already vulnerable.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm already like in the pos assuming the position.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: And there needs to be two, this is two people.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, why don't we get the front desk in here?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like, that is so rude.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: Can we use AI for that?
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was a learning opportunity.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, learn from this.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Tyra style.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: Tyra Banks, I learned from this, like literally.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, take a letter, Maria, because you're not gonna see this beautiful thing again.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: You're like, hmm, I was excited to show the doctor my hole again now that it's back to being beautiful, because I did always have a little pretty hole.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty pooper.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: So I was I was ready, but then I didn't know there would be a team.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_02: Students.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: But whatever.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: So that's it.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I got.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: And you really do look incredible.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: Do I?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: I look large.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: I keep saying to Mike, like, because I had a goatee, like the other day, and I was like, has two balls once.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like I can grow a little like sad, but it's uh better than before, I guess.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, so I feel large in a charge, but I am thinner than maybe in the past, so I don't know.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's also just small hair, so I'll just take your compliment and just take it.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: Take it, don't qualify it.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: These earrings are Karen Millen.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: They're gorgeous.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Which I feel like I'm the only drag queen that like goes to Karen Millen, which is this UK brand.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little, it leans a little mommy.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: Chic mommy.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, it's like Talboty.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, well, but if you have an eye, which I do, you can find some things like this, some literal gems.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: We've got so much to talk about.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um we gotta talk about Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, we were viral since the last time.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: We did, yeah, yeah.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: We made a little um clip of uh Gina pr pretending to be the uh cast of uh Rory.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um not like impersonating them, but just we made our own taglines.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: Because like it they it was episode two and they still hadn't like released the tagline, so we were like, wait, it's now or never, let's write some stuff and crank it out.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: And for once we beat it, like I know we were we were ahead of the curve, we rode that wave, we did really, really well for us, and we got reposted by Alicia, breakout star of the cast, I would say, who was on my mom's softball team.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I you have like a kind of a fair amount of inside tea amongst the women because for those who have not been paying attention, Gina is from Rhode Island, so she's from Cranston.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: Honey, I miss Cranston, Rhode Island, USA.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, sorry, I'm jumping all over the place, but you know Olivia Copo?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: She was from Rhode Island, won Miss USA, went on and won a long time ago.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: But now she's like married to a hot football player.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: She's so her life's so perfect.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, she must be a cannibal or something crazy.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_02: Because like she's just so perfect.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but anyways, she went on to win Miss Universe.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: She shouldn't have won because I watched it.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: She should have came running run her up.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: It was Miss Philippines year, but they really just were trying to like have that storyline because she had never done a pageant before.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but her technically her full title is Miss Cranston Universe, which is heaven to me.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: That should be my your handle.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Handle.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Miss Cranston Universe.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: Where's the line?
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_02: You are Miss Cranston Universe.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: I got the whole world in my hand.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: What were you saying?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Alicia T.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: You've got T on Alicia.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: You've got T on Joelan.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: We'll just we'll get we'll I think we'll after the break, we'll get into like a real segment.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: We're do for break.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta talk about that.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta talk about uh The Devil Wears Eggs.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Devil wears product.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we saw that last night.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: Which is crazy.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like Austin, something's wrong if like him and I are in a movie theater together.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because you hate movies.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: I yeah, I hate going to anything.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: So this was like we were like, we gotta talk in going to movies that aren't like tech nerd, like perv subculture.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, well, kind of, yeah, I guess.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Tech nerd perv subculture.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's my new handle.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: Um we gotta talk about that.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: I was dying because at the end, when she like when everything's like good and she's like walking around.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: Andy, when she's like in the in the sweater vest or whatever, I was like, this is me back at RISD working.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Cut up that cerulean thing, find one and cut it up and just reference it.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Wear those jeans.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: The whole movie, I literally was like, Mike is Anne Hathaway.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think?
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I mean, we read for the same parts when you're trans in 900 years, like you're Anne.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: I do love Anthony.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll say Annie because like we know.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, we know Annie, yeah.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_02: We know Annie.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think?
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean we read for the same parts for sure.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and you have the same parts, or or soon will, once the uh GoFundMe lands.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: Please keep donating.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: I want to become Anne Hathaway.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta talk about that.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: We guess we could do a a drag race check-in as well.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, uh 18 ended and All Stars 11 started, so a little bit of State of the Union there to kind of catch up on thoughts and feelings.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um and 19 is sh probably rapping or shooting or something.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't get on.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we'll do a review of my tape.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: I texted Mike the other day.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, the only time Drag Race has ever reached out or like responded to anything I've like thrown at them was the Smack My Bitch Up video.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like, which I did a million auditions ago and it was a piece of garbage, but I guess it was funny.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: It was janky and like intentionally janky, but maybe we'll need to revisit that idea.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Any other things to gab out before we take a break and come back and get into the shit?
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um I talked pretty fiercely because I'm feeling something.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, pain?
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Pain.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, let's take a little breaky poo.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_02: Be already.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: And we're back.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: I was saying outside, um, since being on my SSRI, I do feel like my body temperature has been like all over the place.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like being like hot, getting like kind of hot flashes.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so excited because I run so fucking hot to begin with.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: But the Zolof really cooks you.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: Why is that?
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Something with the chemicals, the hormones?
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: It just feels validating.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: Boils you from the inside.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because like I'm always talking, talking, talking, but I'm right.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, for once.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of good because I feel like you run dangerously cold.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: 90 degrees is when like I just sweat like you do on a cool day.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yesterday I was soaked.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: We were trying to do a fitting.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_02: I was soaked.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's a mental thing though.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: This is stronger than this.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_02: It sure is.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: Believe it or not.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: Trap queen.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_02: The summer my traps got pretty.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: And then you said huge.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: The summer my traps got pretty huge.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_02: That's my movie.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's my book.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: And speaking of movies and books, uh, should we talk about Devilwares or Rhode Island?
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_03: Housewives of?
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_03: Let's start with Housewives because.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get that out of the way.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like we maybe have more to say about devils.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we'll find out.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh we're almost I think we're more than halfway through the season now, right?
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel like they give like a freshman season like a small.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's only 12 episodes.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, which is crazy.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's a huge hit.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like the world is living.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not surprised.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's just a little bit more.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think it's probably global.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's global, yeah.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: I've got the whole.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just kidding.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's really weird.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not surprised because Rhode Island is a very special place.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: And it is so funny to see like all the things that I sort of associate with you and like your family and like people that I know from Rhode Island, like sort of playing out again on this like you know over-examined.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: Are you a little like territorial about it?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: I will I know I watch it through the lens of like me, through you being like, this isn't really what Rhode Islanders do or blah blah blah.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: They're very Rhode Island, I will say.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: No, they are very Rhode Island, but um it's more just like the there is some kind of very strange like Rhode Islanders are honest, like they're you're they don't bullshit like no or like lie, like it's all very like upfront and kind of like out in the open, probably because like everybody's so Italian that like everyone's enmeshed with each other's lives and no one's no one's afraid of a camera.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, everyone thinks they're a star and wants to be famous.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like literally, like even people that are nowhere near entertainment, haven't thought about it, like are open-headshots, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_02: Are open to being f becoming famous.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: If the option's there, like every single person in Redown would take it.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh, which is uh beautiful, I guess.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, especially when you're Miss Crancian Universe.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I they're too dumb or whatever, or like maybe they're not, maybe yeah, they just don't get nervous.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: There's no stakes for them.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like a lot of time, a lot of times I feel like again to say freshman season, like housewives, people are aware of the camera in a way, they gotta like get used to it immediately.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: They were there, cameras were invisible, and the glam was there quick.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's another thing with Rhode Island.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna come quick with the glam, which is hilarious.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I appreciate how good everyone looks, uh you know, like out and about.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think the clothes are tacky, but the hair and makeup, they'll always have hair and makeup.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, but the uh a lot of Akira and a lot of like old poly and use and a lot of Nadine Marabi.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of Nadi Marabi.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, why are they wearing Akira?
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: I guess they just need a lot of looks.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: So I mean, you wear maybe you maybe have three confessional looks like for the whole season.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_03: So that was that's what they went with.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe it was provided for them.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_02: It was not.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Akira herself does not know about Rhode Island.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: Akira herself.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of people, um, I think their first sort of like reference point for Rhode Island is New Jersey because like there is a there is an overlap for sure.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: And obviously they have Dolores there, you know, so there's a literal overlap.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, people sort of say it's Jersey and Boston combined, but actually, I feel like Long Island is closer to Rhode Island than Jersey.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: Jersey, I don't, it has a well, and this is only based off of like the franchise Real Houseways of New Jersey, but there's like a bitterness there, and I think it was because that cast was so was literally so close because they were many of them were actual family members that like the wounds were very bitter.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: Which I like that.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: I want that.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: I do, but the the you run the risk of it falling apart, like Jersey did, where like they just can't film together anymore because they can't they just hate each other too much.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta get that girl me on there.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I actually like Gina T, where I got my name from or did, uh, she moved to Florida, but I'm like, move back to Rhode Island and audition with Lori as a cousin storyline and I will be your gay.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how they would be on cam.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_02: Lori's been dying to come on, by the way.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Lori has an open invitation.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: She can live here.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: And she will.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_02: But what else?
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Alicia played on my mom's softball team for one season.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: My mom doesn't remember, but Rebecca and I both do.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um, she wasn't amazing.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_02: And she was blonde?
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: She was blonde.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: And same ditzy kind of vibe, but infectious.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone loved her.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like, cause I think I saw like press or something about Joellen talking about how she was always the pop most popular girl because she was pretty and just, I don't know, she's just so likable.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: She really is.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: But she is so, so ditzy and and and bad at softball.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: Love that element.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: Alicia, thank you for uh reposting our uh clip.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, thank you.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're the only girl's girl.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like everyone else, like no one responded except you and Joelyn sent cry tears.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: Which makes sense.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, based off of all of them, like I actually think it's so validating that Alicia was the one who reposted it because it's like, you know, we see each other.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um same sense of humor.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then Joelyn being just responding with laughing is good because I like Joelan.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: I like all of well oh oh, so the the my my connection is Alicia being on my mom's softball team and Joelan used to bully my sister, but in middle school.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well, but we all did.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: But she was including me and we didn't know each other.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: Sending a lot of like uh literal hate mail, snail mail to Reba.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Uh but Joelan was in was in trouble when she was in middle school.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: So like I think I texted you recently because like the funny thing is that she kind of was a monster in middle school.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, she's sort of being like my mom, yeah, you know, put me in bar behind bars, threw me out.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, girl, you were literally like on everyone's tongue in that she was constantly getting suspended.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: I there were pregnancy rumors, that's so bad to say.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, but like this is eighth grade.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like she it was she just was like always in some situation trouble, yeah.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_02: And she believed my sister, so fuck off.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, Joelin.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, Joelin.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but she definitely is like getting her lick back against her mom, being like, Yeah.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think that was wrong, and I I I love that she's sharing her story.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I don't think children should be uh institutionalized or sent to prison, you know, prisoners.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: Sent away in general.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Definitely, yeah.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for sure.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um unless they're like, you know, have a weird tumor in the front of their head and they're gonna kill you.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: But I actually so I want to hate Joelan because I'm supposed to, but she's kind of mother.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't hate Joel and I don't either.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: I love her.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's beautiful and like kind of killing it.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, she's definitely like frequently at on the top of the pyramid, if not close to the top of the pyramid.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: She does she does like the dirty work in the right way.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_03: She's like dropping clues and revealing things and stirring up shit, and she's funny and she's bitchy and it's great.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's doing, she's like watching Salt Lake.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, Bronwyn was one of the fastest kind of like to get into the groove, I thought.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, like play the game.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: But I think honestly, like Joelan might is faster because it's like season one, yeah, of an entire franchise.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I like Joel and I love it.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Salt Lake was already a hit by the time Bronwyn got got there.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Still rock rocketed, but yeah, season one.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um I weirdly like could see Liz leaving.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: I know she's like the anchor, but like there's something about the dynamic currently, which I think things will probably continue to develop, but I don't know if she's like clicking.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't tell.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think to me, I feel that way a little bit about Ashley, but I don't want her to leave.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because like I just kind of love how awkward she is.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: She is the definition of awkward turtle.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: She's delusional.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, oh, and I meant to say that this is the definition of how do you not want to finger me 24-7?
• 30:31
  unknown: Yeah.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be saying that from here on out.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, how do you not want to?
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_03: Anyways, um Well, now I know I don't want to finger you because I know what's going on back there.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_03: What's going on back there?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: I am in remission.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's a beautiful hole.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: I knew this would happen.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: I knew this would happen.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: The stigma.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Ashley is awkward turtle.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm obsessed with like her husband's like failing coffee shop storyline.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: It was popular, though.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's popping.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's so that's all so fake to me.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: They're they're too.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_03: I was talking that from a mile away.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: They're two, they're they're reality TV veterans at this point.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: They know what they're doing.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's why she is annoying to me because she has studied to how to be an influencer and how to be on for camera, like so much so that like she's just fine and like always killing it.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: What I do like is that because of that, she really knows how to like look good, which is funny to me because she's so awkward and weird, but then you'll see shots of her, and she's stunning to me.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, there's glimpses of her, and I'm like, wow, you are really beautiful.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: You look like a lizard, but a stunning lizard.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: And so it's kind of beautiful.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they look related.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_02: Siblings for sure.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, his jaw could literally pick a lock.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: They they keep showing, she keeps like calling him like my hot husband, and they keep showing like a photo of him where he like pee for pass.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_03: That photo was rude.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's like he's just like looks very normal.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think back in the day, maybe I would have been like, yeah.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: But now who's hot is Joel's husband.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he is B for banging, so hot.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: He's the hottest house man, husband.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: You were like, Why do I want to see Alicia's husband naked?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: I started an episode and I sent a pick to Mike and I was like, why do I want to see?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, hmm.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_02: Mike said, because he's sort of chill.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yeah, but then later on I realized it's because he has like a little boy face and an old man body.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_02: So just for like research, I'm like curious.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's going on down there?
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Pop the hatch.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: Pop the hatch.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, yeah, he's got like a boyish chin.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's bizarre, and he looks old, so so there's some crepey skin going on.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_02: And I want to know all about it.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: Liz is fine to me.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: Liz has a dark energy, definitely.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: She's mafioso, which is why she's friends with fucking Dolores.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're just good.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: So when I think of Rhode Island, I think there could be eight Liz's, like, there's that type of cast, but I think they cast younger and for the formula, and it's working.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm just like, hmm, I don't know.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: I it could really go Carolyn Manzo kind of vibes, like in a different way.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_02: I like what's there.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want Ashley to go?
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want any of them to go.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: They all deserve a second season.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_03: They all deserve a second season for sure.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: And I hope they don't add anyone.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'd like it if Rula could like lock in because she she was elevated from a friend of.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_03: I love Rula.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_03: So I love I really like her too, but I I need to see like her in the actual mix because they keep saying like Rula's not coming today, she's not here.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like because she wasn't on the call sheet, she wasn't like supposed to shoot, you know what I mean?
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: So she had like limited days or whatever.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but she's sort of the center of all the drama, which is heavoon.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: And um I just am fascinated by her because she feels very Rhode Island in a way that's like overly put together, and her affect and diction are so like studied, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like funny.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: It reminds me of Lori when Lori's not being herself in a bad way.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because Lori, when she's herself, would be reality gold.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: So hopefully she can get there and we can get her on the show.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I'm seeing I'm seeing some similarities.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: I know, I love her.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's just it's just funny to watch.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_03: I love the way she she's like just yeah, the rhythm that she speaks, and she kind of like nods and like has a sly smile, and it's like, girl, keep doing this.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't change a thing.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_03: What's your take on Rose?
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see are you up to date?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see this like Monique character?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: She was at the like the cabaret or whatever.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: That's Lori's ex- old, like ex-best friend.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, the cabaret episode hasn't come come out yet.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: I think you're talking about the preview.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Or or oh, maybe, yeah, they I keep getting confused because on social media they'll put like 10 minutes out of target style.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: But um, yeah, they're just at the cabaret.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: And Lori's ex-best friend is Monique Pass.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, who was like rumored to be a full-time cast member, but then was friend of and not even so.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: She's sort of, I think, in one episode.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: But I bet she might be she might become a friend of because they've been looking at her.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they um sometimes they shoot like as if you're a cast member, and then they just don't include it at all.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like that one season Luann was a friend of.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, not like that.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like um uh Maylee from from Salt Lake that one season.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_03: She was like supposed to be, yeah, and they like really pulled her over.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't watch that season, but like I know who you're talking about, and she was in the promo.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_03: And in uh New York, there was like a whole controversy with somebody who was like a full cast member, and then it got bizarre, and then she just was like cut out of the first of the first like reboot season, the with um Cy and Jessel and all that.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I think I heard a whisper of that, but it's really good.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm excited.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like things are picking up.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be uh an electric finale.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think Joelyn was trying, thought she would be next to Andy.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_02: I sent you the seating chart, uh-huh, but she's bumped over.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's Liz and Alicia are in the front.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised by that a little bit.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it would be Rula and Joelyn.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, I Liz was always gonna be there just because she's number one.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: How do you feel about the Kelsey versus Rosie battle?
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: I find them both annoying.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes Rosie will say stuff and it makes me laugh.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: Just how she like sort of reacts.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, that's kind of funny to me.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_02: But um I feel like she's been like kind of brutal in the press, not even on the show.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: She's been really dropping like intense rumors.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: And I kind of am here for it, but I'm like, girl, wow, you're messy.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: Rosie, that is.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like she sort of leaked that like Kelsey hadn't been with this guy for two years.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see that?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: And I kind of there's like I kind of you could kind of pick up on it a little bit in that, like, I think she asked her, like, you know, to get on the show, like pitch that storyline or something.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: But there's a whisper there, or there's just a feeling that something's off when that the show starts.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think I think it like felt like they had already broken up.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_03: Totally.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_03: But it did not two years ago.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is crazy.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: And she also has been saying, like, really like seriously that like her man paid for her to win Miss Rhode Island, which is like that's dark.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like to to reveal to leak that.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's so messy and mean if that's true.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure maybe it actually that would happen in Rhode Island.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it probably happened with Rhode Island.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: She's so beautiful, so it's fine.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so she could win easily.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it wasn't too much of a stretch.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she definitely is pageant worthy.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but she kind of bores me.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: I would kick her off first.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's got a baked-in storyline because it's like Ragsister Rags' register rags to you know, come from rising from the ashes.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: Becoming like a barista.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_03: She works at Audrey's.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, she is Audrey.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_02: Who's Audrey?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: Wait.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's isn't it his mom?
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, I thought it was someone on The Bachelor.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_02: They were both on the Bachelor's.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_02: We need to go to Audrey's.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we do.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: You we tried to Lila, friend of the pod, was texting me for like hours, just kind of asking about Audrey's.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, no, it's real.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's like pop and I've definitely been to Audrey's.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh she's like, what is it like?
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, it's very dessert drink forward.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like very like preline latte.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because Alicia ordered like a turtle.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's so turtle forward.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: And and it's like classic, like coffee shop becomes like a lounge for moms.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: So there's you know, a lot of martinis.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: There's like a key line, like there's that.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like martini kind of thing.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: So see you there.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_02: In this, I'll be dressed like this.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_02: I should fucking be on the show.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: You should be pizza mama.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: When we I should be fuck you.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um I should be, actually.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh when I was in a when we were in LA with Sam and Misha, remember I was screaming, I was like, I'm gonna be the first man on Housewives.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I think it's it's still available.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: Could happen.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I need in life.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_02: When we did that video that went viral, like I was living my fantasy.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you cut for comedy, but I'm gonna go back.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: Review the tapes.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_02: And jerk off to myself.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to jerk off less.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: To like improve sensitivity and like focus and uh I don't buy all that.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: It works.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's making me feral.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I get like if you're not coming, you're gonna be hornier.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_03: I get that.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_03: But like I'm trying to jerk off more.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: Always.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's like my always my New Year's resolution.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: See, I used to be like that, and then I feel like I murdered my dick over the years of like abuse abusing masturbation.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you also put it places it's not supposed to go.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 39:02
  unknown: True.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_02: But uh he's back, he's on his way back.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: She's back.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my female penis.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_02: Wanna see my hairy girl dick?
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_02: I love to say that.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_02: To who?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: Me.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_02: To you, actually.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm always like want to see my hairy girl dick.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_02: And um, and not to just deter from Rhode Island, but I wanted to tell you that I have been having cold foam again.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I told you, I told you, I pretended it's a pop cup.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: Which is really fun for me.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: And I know it's not too caloric, okay?
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because uh my Duncan order is two creams, two French vanilla swirl, and a shadow of espresso.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then if you do the math, it's like the cold foam, the salted caramel cold foam is fine.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same, it evens out, and you get to pretend it's a pop cup.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: See?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: See, I'm I'm not jerking off, so I'm everything's a pop cup to me.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: What else?
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: You need to be put in a kennel?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, goodness gracious.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, no, I'm I'm happy Rhode Island is out.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'm excited for it to get a second season.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_03: I'm excited to see where it goes.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_03: I could I could see it falling apart similar to Jersey because the fights are big, but the makeups are fast.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I feel like stressed about it flopping or something.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like now that it's a hit, I'm sort of like, I don't know, anxious that because I could also see it going away by season three in a weird way.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: I can't I can't tell.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: I hope not.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure it will get crazy.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, actually, the crazies will come out.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_02: They have enough, so it's not going anywhere, actually.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: The casting pool is large.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_02: The casting pool is large.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_02: Rhode Island is not so butzo.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: And um maybe there'll be room for a man soon.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully a lot of room.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a lot of room.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_03: Should we talk about Devil Wears?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_03: Or any other thoughts about Rory?
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: I kind of hate saying Rory.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like their taglines.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: They suck.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's why like ours did well because theirs weren't good.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, Mike and I went to the Alamo, which is embarrassing.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: We were trying to go to Cobble Hill Cinemas because it's pretty close to our studio, and we couldn't get there on time because fucking traffic.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: Which is crazy because it's literally a 10-minute walk, maybe.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: And we so we were like, I guess Alamo is the next closest one at like 6 30.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_03: So we went there and we're like, let's get food in the fucking like maize food court downstairs.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: And it took four fucking.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: It was not our day.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_03: It was not our day.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: We were getting running into an obstacle.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like every took forever to get fucking fast food in a cafeteria, and yeah, we chose like Peruvian or like Caribbean.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, it was just like salt.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I was twitching because I'm like, we're gonna miss the movie again.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: But it was good though.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: It was good, but you ordered half a chicken and it was like half of a an emu.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_03: It was like half an ostrich.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_02: Cause like I do order a lot from Peruvian, a Peruvian place near me, and I got a half chicken because it's like enough.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: But this was a big big bird.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: I felt kind of like embarrassed.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_02: Because like you got a quarter chicken, I was like, come on.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_02: You like took it home.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh big big bird.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_02: That thing was fed antibiotics.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_02: They gave you like complimentary corn.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she slid over because I think she was kind of catching a whiff of me being like glaring at her.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, what is wrong with everyone?
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_02: She was edible.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Very deliberate with how she was handling that broccoli.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_02: It was like putting it down and getting like sidetracked.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there was a guy waiting who got his food before us who was waiting for like a grilled cheese or something that was like in the Tupperware, like sitting on the side, just like that's all he had.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_03: It just wasn't closed and handed to him.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: It was like everyone on ketamine, yeah.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like it was getting given ket.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I got I cut a complimentary vat of corn.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um it was really good.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I had that as a side already, so I knew it would be good because like I could just tell.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a big corn person.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen me order corn?
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_00: Um, roll the tapes.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not like I don't eat a lot of corn.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_03: Sitting on a cob right now.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I'm sitting on a cob.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a cob in your pants?
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: You're trying to treat me.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_03: Um but she was like, here, sorry for the wait.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: And it was like a trough of corn of like roasted corn.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's like what did you say?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: You were like, if we're 10 minutes late, you get complimentary corn.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, then you're like, then you're like, if you're 15 minutes late, we take the corn back.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, he's like, actually, but now it's 15 minutes, so we're gonna go to the city.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's our policy to uh take the corn back.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_03: Return the corn back.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_02: But um obviously my shit was packed with corn.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: So there's that, everyone.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: And then we went upstairs to Alamo, and for some godforsaken reason, the entire Thursday, fill the entire uh theater was sold out except for the fucking front row.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: So we thankfully those seats aren't like that painfully closed.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: But I need to see it again, unfortunately.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_03: Uh there's never.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'll never free with car service.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_03: Lou Ray.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so we had to sit in the front row and watch the entire thing like this, uh, which Was like a migraine-inducing experience to be honest.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: My neck was literally going crack.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_03: I had a headache all night afterwards.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's funny.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: I was surprised you didn't get like a milkshake or something.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, he's gonna get a banana split.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_03: But what was so funny was at different times in the movie, like there'd be a two-shot of people like you know at a table together, or like there were two people are in the frame in one frame.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_03: And the person closer to me, because the screen was so angled, they were like enormous, and then like a miniaturized Anne Hathaway sitting next to them.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_03: It was making me laugh because it was I was pretending that she had like in her rider, she's like, I need to look really small at all times.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's like gotta be bigger, gotta be bigger, gotta be bigger.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_03: Lower up.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, people were saying she, I guess she like went to the producer and the directors like out the gate and said, like, hey, can we have like good body representation?
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like, not like everyone being a waif, please.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: So they got Caleb here.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: And and uh they people were saying, like, she just wants to look better than everyone, which is not the case at all.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, guys, chill out.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_02: The models still look thin.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_02: You went, you missed a couple funny lines from from lines from Merrill when you went to the bathroom, which is crazy.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I can't believe you went to pee during a movie.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: I it was devil wears product too.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't care.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: The only time I've ever gone pee in a movie, because I can hold my bladder for 10 years.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like literally, it's in my throat now, uh, was when we were in LA with Sam and Misha during the Charlie XEX thing.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: I went pee and I considered going poop.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I I don't I hated that movie so much that I was like, I don't know.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna dump out.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna dump out, but I didn't.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I can't.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna know I pooped at the theater.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: But like, I can't believe you.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: Weren't you curious what you missed?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, not really.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, it didn't feel like I got where we were in the story.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: It was like they were trying to solve the problems, things weren't perfect yet.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't the big finale, so I was like, this is a fine time to go and piss.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: I my takeaway is that like I don't care.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I didn't need to see, they didn't need to make a sequel, and I didn't need to see it.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_03: There were no stakes.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I realized.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: It was like uh Andy didn't change.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_03: You know, the first movie was like really no, not at all.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she she like the big the big like the stakes were like she needed a job, she was worried about uh a paycheck, basically.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: Right, is the first movie was like, oh, she was a fish out of water who worked hard to slot into this new environment and then realized that you know she wasn't comfortable compromising her integrity, so she walked away from like the glitz and the glamour and the fashion, and she actually proved herself to be you know stronger and better than uh Miranda thought at the end.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone said that like I've heard that like the stakes were high enough, but on the most part for the most part, people have been saying like they knocked it out of the park, like it's a good sequel, and it is good enough.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's not fine, it's fine, it's good.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean it is good because it's good.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it makes sense.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: The movie makes sense, like it like progresses in a logical way.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's well written in the sense that like everything leads to the next thing in in a in a very traditional filmic way, where many movies nowadays just do not do that.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_03: And like it could have easily could have been much, much, much, much, much worse.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: No, it was a tight script, yeah.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: But I also one found it a little like not realistic, and two worse than I like thought, based on everyone being like, they did it, they crossed the finish line, like it was good.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: We have a great sequel.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't care about it.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: I really was like, I don't care.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if it was because we were 10 miles to the side, but I was like, one, I didn't need to see like, I guess, yeah, character change in uh Miranda.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like that's interesting.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_02: She was a lot softer this movie, but to me, that just like watered down her first performance.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't, yeah, the first time ever, I wasn't blown away by Meryl's performance.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: Were you?
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: No, she was a little low energy, and I did not like how they styled her.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, me neither.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, even from the jump in that first shot with the red dress, I was like, that's not Miranda.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, even before that, when they leaked like pictures of her in that wig, she really went too realistic with the wig.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we've talked about this before.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she was known for her hair, and some people have amazing hair, and also like some people are just there for the fantasy.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, why did we go so real with that 20 years later?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 20 years later, like like thin nursing home hair.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was a little flat.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's like she got a haircut at the nursing home.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: That was what it was giving.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you visit your little shampoo.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, when you visit you your nonna and like she went to like the salon came to her and it's like something different.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um I remember specifically that time.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's all I'm going on.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_02: My hair blew up.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: Very like scissors, like someone was using scissors, you know, in a different way.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um trained.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: I thought the fashion was like fine.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was overstyled.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_03: I I thought it didn't feel I mean, it felt correct for today's time period.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: But have you seen the original?
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: Now that's overstyled.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: No, but like recently, what uh you think it's over so costume covered.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: I mean it definitely was over South.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_03: This was more really, but in a different way.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_03: Like I everything, everything is like a look now, you know what I mean?
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: So like there was so much, so many sequins, so many rhinestones, so much volume.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_03: Or maybe I just wasn't impressed by what I was seeing.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: There were a couple looks where I was like, okay, like the group, the group shot.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: I was impressed with the decision to give um Anne Bone straight here in Italy.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, that's cunt, and Italians are gonna love that.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Italy's so fun in that like it's glassy and like sexy and edgy compared to like Paris.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: This is like more elegant, a little more subdued, a little chic.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: This is very Italians, yeah.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Is it really Parish, Texas?
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, also, I didn't believe for one second that like Miranda would fly coach.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, she would go out of pocket, she's a rich person.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if she had to go to Italy, she's gonna, she's rich.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_02: She's going to never fly coach.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like, even if she had to go out of pocket while things get sorted out at work.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_02: She's like cash poor or something.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like, what is going on?
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: It was did not make any sense.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: And then also, like, no one cared about like saving the magazine and like it's just, yeah, low it all boils down to low stakes.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't give a shit.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_02: But I love Lucy Liu.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_02: I love Lucy Lou.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_02: I saw in the opening credits, I was like, Lucy Liu?
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: Lucy Lou's here?
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, I was already like yourself.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_02: So you told me that I missed the the credit, and I was like, okay, we're in for at least her.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um love Lucy.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, I I agree with you in that, like, the fashion didn't really hit for me, and it's a bummer.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_02: And and I think people have similar feedback and that like they're like underwhelmed.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_02: But it is someone who has worked under Pat Field since the beginning of time, essentially.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: But something about it just doesn't have Pat's magic touch.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because she also didn't just like that.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like people were like, this is missing Pat Fields.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like she basically probably did all the work for Pat.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know what I mean?
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like she really was there from the from jump, but she just something about her choices don't.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, maybe Pat was just like on meth.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like something, I don't know.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_02: There's just something that's clutchier that reads better for camera.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_02: We need we wear a schlackshair.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_02: I think we need a schlack hair.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was better than and just like that, that's for sure.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_02: The fashion?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_02: That was boo.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_02: Favorite look.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't care about the fake Mondrian like sundress that she was like, I need that dress.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, that's the dress.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, that looks like b banana.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_03: I I like that they went to her ham to Miranda's Hampton's house.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was like, oh, that's that's real.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_03: They would do that.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: We haven't been here before.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay, cool.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: They definitely would do that.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was like, I like that.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_03: Um Emily Blunt kills.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's kind of her movie.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: She's so funny and so so talented.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: So funny.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I didn't necessarily buy that like she would do that, you know, like they needed a villain.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was thinking about that maybe this morning um on the shitter, and I agree in that, like, I don't know.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: I was just like, why wouldn't it have have already happened?
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_02: But then I was like, oh wait, Andy went to her to tell her that like things are bleak, they're cutting everything, money's not good, so maybe he would be interested in buying now.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: So I guess that's like where it came from.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_02: But it was sort of like Randina.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_03: Also, was there like a clause in everybody's contracts that like none of the men could be attractive?
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what was with first of all?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_02: I was clocking a male nose job, which is the worst.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_02: Fellas, get your rhinoplasty, but make sure it's undetectable.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_02: That nose was too small for that man.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_02: And he's the Australian guy.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_02: And he also had like a Simpsons kind of neck.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_02: I and also they had no chemistry.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_03: No chemistry.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was like this this goofy banter was feeling really embarrassed.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: Two horned in.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, people have said that as well, and that like no one needed that like man plot at all.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: And they cut a lot of it out, apparently, but they could have cut the whole thing out.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of would have been a pairing.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_02: You know, what is that?
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_02: The the Bechamel test?
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: The Bechamel test.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, yep, yep.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: We passed the bechamel test, didn't we?
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it would have been cool if there was no love interest for Andy, or maybe she's gay in 2026.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: 20 years later, like maybe she's a little biased.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, I'm asexual.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, I'm intersex, actually.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm sort of feeling that now.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: We need sensitivity training around that, okay?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't care.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: Deefer didn't care.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, unfortunately.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but Justin Thoreau, what was going on there?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't know that it was him.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_02: I did not know it was him.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I think he was recently in hacks or something.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_02: I just watched, and I similarly was like, whoa, he looks so different.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_02: But I was able to at least pick up that it was Justin on my own.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_02: You had to tell me.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, wait, wait, where is it?
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: Is it because he's such a transformative actor?
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like he is kind of good in that sense.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, Yeah, he goes there.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm his desk.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: But he just looked different.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if he like gained weight because he was playing like someone who had lost weight, so he was like, Let me just like pack on a couple pounds.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_03: But again, we were literally looking at it like this, so he was bigger than anything on earth.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, but he looked wide wacka dude.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: Alcoholic wide.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: But also he was he the people were dragging him and uh Adam Levine from Ruin Five for getting the blefs.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I'm absolutely getting a male blef.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_03: You're so far from needing one though.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Well, not in drag, like priests painted up.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I'm taped today, everyone.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: You can't really tell though.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: Subtle.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: You can tell.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: But why wasn't it as severe as the gaga one?
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_03: Placement of the tape.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think those brows were intentionally a lot a lot archerier.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_03: True, true, true, true, true, true.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_03: I kind of hated like Miranda being like, oh, Nigel doesn't want those kinds of things.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, he d he does?
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, You never told me you wanted to actually get a promotion.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: Why didn't you ever tell me these things, Nigel?
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, can you shut up?
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like you not, and also there was an offensive shot early on, maybe at the Met of a really small kitten heel.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_02: Get off my screen.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_02: Do not go in for a detailed shot of that if that's the shoe.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: Get a shoe.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_02: Get a double.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_02: I've walked for many uh people, and by that I mean just Sam.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: Which I was thinking about that the other day.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_02: One of those videos are kind of, and two, like so funny that like the gaga like heeless hooves were me.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_03: I actually used that footage to like do a color correction exercise with my students.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: So I was looking at that again and being like, that cut of like you should have been like, now this is movie magic, everyone.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_02: What you see here is not who you think it is.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um Sam actually was uh him and I hung out recently because he came into town and we had such a fun night randomly, because it was just us, like no annoying people met up, which was so fun.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_02: But um, I was wearing the Chicago Bulls shirt that I have.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: And it was polarizing because people were like questioning it or complimenting it a lot.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: And I was- Who's questioning it?
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people, it wasn't landing.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_02: And I felt like Sam was aware of it or sort of like embarrassed by it or something.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, it's ironic.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't irony cool?
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_02: And he and he like stress said, like, maybe it's not.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I was obsessed with Bullsgate.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like, because literally he he blurted that out in a way that was like, maybe this isn't cool.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because like it really was not landing for the first time.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, guys, whatever.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, that happened.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's so funny.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_03: Panic, panic honesty.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_03: Panic honesty.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it isn't.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it isn't.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, is no one ironic?
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_02: Not anymore.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_03: Not anymore.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: I like it.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: I like sports jerseys.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_02: I like irony.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_02: The tooch.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_02: Enough said.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: The poor toog.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was also oh yeah.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: He was looking like his estrogen was dangerously high.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I told you like Adam Scott level of like, check that out, honey.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted it to, I felt like it should have been both longer and shorter.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't I don't know what that means.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because not that much happened, you know.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_03: So it was like, okay, I guess that was two hours of nothing.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just looking at my notes.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_02: And it says slip and slide versus crocodile mile.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_02: Which one did you have?
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_02: Neither.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_02: Neither.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think like homemade slip and slide.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because you lived on a gravel quarry.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, pee for poor.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: Pea for poor.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then favorite color combo, which maybe we'll ask the girlies next week.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_02: We have some guests coming on.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_02: We know it's just been us, but it's been fun in that sense.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_02: But it will be more fun when we have some guests.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: We have some fun people in the pipeline to come back and stick around.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_03: What's your favorite color combo?
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a really tough question because I know I always on this pod I'm talking about how cunt brown is, but I sort of love black and brown together.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's like not my favorite, it's not my favorite, but like I really go to bat for it because it's supposed to be so taboo.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_03: I love black and brown.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: But I actually really love black and brown.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um I have something to say about black and brown.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: In that, like, when I was young, I had a Furby and they had a black and brown.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_02: It was like the closest thing probably my mom could get to like a boy Furby.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: It was black and brown.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_02: I hated it because like when you have a Furby, you don't want fucking black and brown, but it was chic.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_02: It just was like, I guess, yeah, kind of.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_02: What did you want?
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: I had like white tiger stripe.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_02: Or like zebra?
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: My sisters had Furby babies, and I was like, I don't I don't want that.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um because like they didn't do anything, didn't they just like go up and down?
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_02: They just no, they were the exact same, but they were smaller.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but a black and brown furbi Furby, I wonder how I would feel about it now.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it'd be really chic now.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they changed the whole design.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, fuck that.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_03: Not my Furby.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: Not my Furby.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um then I really wanted a Poochie, or or I wanted some sort of uh robotic dog.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I remember my nana got me one that wasn't the one I wanted.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_02: Was it the big one or the small one?
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: It was off brand.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like a summer after like me wanting the real brand.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_02: And it was in front of my sister's friend, who went on to hate gays, so it doesn't matter.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_02: But uh I was I remember being really embarrassed.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_02: I sort of was like, I had to pretend to like it.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: I know the pressure of getting gifts when you're a kid, it's very performative.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_03: You have to be like, I hope I'm delivering the right emotion for what everybody wants from me.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, fuck that, bitch.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_02: She hates gay people, literally, because she's a crying Christian.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's her, her house burned down.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Her house burned down.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I told you, I but I'm talking about this.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_02: On file.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_02: My favorite color combo.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_02: Black and white, maybe?
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's so hard not to say black and white, but that's not allowed.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um well, what's the combo?
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_03: Any con two.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_03: Any two?
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: Two.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: I can't do primary colors.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_03: You can do whatever you want.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I can't think of anything.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'll lock in black and brown.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: Of course you want like primary.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, I want to have their clothing.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, like you want rainbow, is like probably what you want.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_03: So I was like, I mean, how many colors can we get?
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'll say black and brown.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_03: Not ever.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_03: That's fun.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_03: And kind of nuanced.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think like I really, really love like an eggy Robins blue with like a burgundy.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like or a red.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_02: Huh.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_02: Something like powdery with like a rich red.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's like fun to me.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_02: I also love pink and red.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_02: Pink and red's fun.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_03: Very V Day.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I was watching hacks and I'm so sad it's ending.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_02: But wherever they shot, they shot in an amazing hotel.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it was.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_02: I I could easily find out, but it was stunning.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_02: And there was it, it was powder blue walls and like rich burgundy drapes.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_02: And that inspired that note.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_02: Cool.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, I love color combos, and especially this one.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_03: And I want to know I can't wait for hacks to end so I can finally start watching it.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm sad it's ending.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's so so worth it.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_02: I really think um yes, Gene Smart, it's worth it for Gene Smart, and I've been telling you that for years.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_02: But Hannah Einbinder's performance is so awesome as well.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's gonna have a long career, I think.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's just so cool because she was it's her first acting job and she wasn't trained.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_02: And like those are my favorite type of actors.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_02: Because I truly believe that like you don't necessarily need training, you need like to have lived a life and be able to just be grounded in reality.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_02: Which we don't have either.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_02: Just don't have either.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe that's why Italians don't book.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_02: And that's my biography.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_03: Why don't we take a little break and then maybe we'll do like a fake round of counterpunt or something?
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_03: Or um like summer summer edition, summer themes, like crocodile.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, be right.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_03: Did you quickly want to talk about drag race as well?
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_03: Are you legally allowed to since you're the 14th alternate for season 27?
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_03: You're right.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: Dust.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_03: And we're I'll never get anything from them.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_03: I know, it really sucks.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care anymore.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've been really um bored, to be honest.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_03: Really bored.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, you know.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: Although actually, I kind of I do like the brackets, but they're staged.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_03: We're not getting a lot of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like all of the, you know, creative materials, runways or whatever, like they really just like jump ahead to a completed look on the runway.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, how did you get there?
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_03: How much time did you actually have?
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like were they letting you was this like two days?
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_03: Was it three days?
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: And the same thing with like they had What's the challenge this week?
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's like uh how-to videos.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I saw that.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: I always watch the first 10 minutes, and then it's like I kind of hate that they launch that because then you're like bored.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know it's a little sad because it's such a I mean arguably one of my favorite television shows has been for a long time.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_03: I I I respond to its creativity and humor and and you know sort of a pillar in our friendship.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_03: The competition of it all, yeah.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's been with us for a long time.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_02: But it really is um maybe this season that I can get on will uh shake things up.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe, yeah.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_02: It needs a shake up and I do think it is a different cast.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_02: Some people someone, you know, they put out like the rumored list that's pretty much confirmed, and someone was like, This looks like a UK season, in that they're like probably ugly or something.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_02: But like they were going for comedy, or like, it's just funny that like I don't know, maybe it will be different.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_03: There's some LA queen that was rumored to be on it who's like friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, kind of, and I just saw that he posted again.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_03: So maybe they're maybe they're back, maybe they're done.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_03: Huh?
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_03: But maybe he was never on.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_03: I always think of you as like the Reddit queen.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's weird.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like the spoilers used to be like it took a lot longer for them to kind of gel.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_03: You'd get like little bits and pieces, and then like finally they would all be confirmed like halfway through the season.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_03: But now, like there's a YouTube video that comes out like a month before the premiere that has the entire order of the show.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_03: Remember when I was like, I told you who the top three were for seasonal.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I was like, Yeah.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: Not that I care, but I'm like, I don't want you to, I I don't want this to be out there.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want you to be right.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't want you to be right, and I don't want this to be out there.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_03: But it's like the only way that could have been true is if it was leaked from somebody inside the show, which like people have been saying that for years that that's actually what's been going on.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a PA.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_03: But it's like, why?
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_03: But like why?
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it just is more and more chatter around it.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_03: So stupid.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_03: I want it to get better.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be great if it was good.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_03: It it might.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll stop watching.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's when you'll get on.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_03: We won't stop watching.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's the problem.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_02: We keep being like, we're done.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know, all the gays are.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but they're always tuning in.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_03: That DVR is packed.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because like what else is there to do?
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_02: I've been so fucking bored.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's been a boring time, yeah.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_02: Also because you've been preoccupied in your own journey, not like with Michael's stuff.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because with Michael's stuff, you occasionally need to lean on me or something.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, but this is like you're on your, you know, your brain's growing.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my brain's growing bigger every day.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: I get so like bored.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sawy.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_02: You're getting better.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's the it's the challenge of having only one friend.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, literally.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're getting better though.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I I'm doing better this week, or I don't know.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think I was sort of telling you that I was like kind of in a row or I just felt stuck in life in that I was watching SJP on Are You with Charlotte, which is Kristen Davis's podcast.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't listen to that, but I I'll I'll follow whatever Sarah does.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: She pops up in my algo.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yes.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I was just like, I need to meet more people or know more people or do more things because I just all I've ever wanted was to be a part of something that's like real and like big, or not even for like clout, just for like just to be a part of something that's like special and cool.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I feel like I'm a high vibrational person, but I'm sort of like yeah, it's so I think that's what you need different people in your life.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't I don't know.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_03: You fall.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, please.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um release me.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm like, I couldn't help but wonder, am I low vibrational?
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_03: My dick's gonna fall off.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um, do you want to do a quick round of summary cunts and punts?
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_03: I've got one.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_03: We can kick it off with.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, yes.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_03: Cunt or punt a one-piece bathing suit.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_02: Cunt.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_02: Cunt, agree.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_02: I sent an Alice and Olivia one to Sarah actually recently, and it was like sort of fake for Satchi.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_02: It was gorge.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like, I love this, but I don't know if like my back rolls can handle it.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa, her word's not mine.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_03: I love a one-piece because it's very like when your mom finally goes in the pool.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_03: Which is like an event, you know, because like she doesn't go.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_03: What was your mom's bathing suit?
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_03: Navy?
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like uh it was nave, it was often navy, but it was also it was black, it was usually black.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_03: See, I was gonna say, I was gonna say navy with like a lighter blue piping.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, okay, good.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_02: It was black most of the time.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_02: Proud of her.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, yeah, I can see that for sure.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_02: Black one piece.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_02: Deb's all black.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_02: Ponytail.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_02: Although like later in life, she started to whip out like some weird florals and it and she'd like show people.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it would be like, it looks good.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_01: She's having fun.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: She's having fun.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's also very uh swim team.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_03: So like that is cunt too.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like all the girls, like in their red uh one pieces.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_03: Or whatever for varsity.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_02: Contour pont on a man, like the little like it looks like a tube square, like speedos short.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_02: Depends on the length.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_02: And it's really hard to find one that's cool and normal.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_03: It feels very Euro in like uh like talented Mr.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_03: Ripley kind of way.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I need to switch positions.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_03: Because your penis is falling off?
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_03: My penis is doing something.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: You okay?
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_02: I've tried it and I I don't know if it maybe it was looked fine, but I'm not sure it was flattering for me.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like it sort of yes, gives you a decent bulge, but it's also flattens it out and just sort of there's no definition.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_02: It can also, I guess, make you look a little wild.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's like dumpy.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_02: Something about it, like.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, diapery, diapery.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not, I'm not obsessed.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I like the idea of it, but no.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_02: Counterpunt a male thong speedo.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I I wanna say it's cunt, but because I wanna like be able to do it.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I I'm embarrassed.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_02: Cause I I I don't want actually maybe I don't, but I I tried to like to get one with the like thong strings, uh-huh, but it had coverage in the back, so it was fine.
• 1:07:05
  SPEAKER_02: It just was very just thonggy on the sides, which isn't what you're saying, but it didn't work out.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_02: My pubes were visible.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_02: Remember, I showed you, I was like, Jesus Christ.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I said, you know, you need to trim when you have Hercules curls.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's like and I said, never had them.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she flat ironed.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_03: My wave pattern is flat, straight.
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_03: Straight.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_03: Um I have a thong speedo that I wear as like a joke for like fun, but it's fun.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's like liberating.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_03: I but I I Oh, you have a rouged ass.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_03: I have a rouched ass.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen that on in the flash.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_02: No, didn't I show it to you?
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you didn't put it on.
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_02: Which is essentially basically it's this puckered.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like my pooper.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we both said pooper.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_03: But I kind of I get a little like grossed out seeing too much butt in the wild, I think, sometimes.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_03: Sometimes when it's like jock strap too, I'm like, your asshole is out.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_03: Like it you can't see it, but it is out.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_02: When Sam was here, I went to jock night.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, right, right, right.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I hate jock straps.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_02: I rem I was quickly reminded that they are brutal for someone like me who's like grower, not a shower.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: And well, there's no I don't know, I understand what like the logic with a jock strap is.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's like for mobility, but it's not for support.
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like that thing is flat, low, wide.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone had a grape in their pants by the end of the night.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_02: It was amazing.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because like everyone was a little vulnerable.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_02: So it was fun in that sense because like the energy was different.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: But um, Jesus Christ, my I had a grape in the car where car there.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, this can't be good.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_02: Unfluffable.
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like it was just because also I had like hand, like the OG jockey, like real, like it's like a crepey medical gauze that like tucks you.
• 1:08:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_02: Now I know they make like modern day like underwear that has just the jock back.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_02: So for for those of you struggling, downstairs, there's there's something for everyone.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's hope for your grape.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, I I saw somebody who was like singing or performing like in a jock strap, and they were like really moving around, and I was like, that's just butthole out.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like yeah, it'd be hoopasank.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_03: And I guess if you're confident or don't care or like want to show it off, then that's completely fine.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_03: But like, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_03: I think there's a time and a place.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_03: Am I conservative?
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_03: Am I a Republican?
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, no, pooper out.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's why with thongs I get a little like thong's just gross meow in that like the strings in there, and it's like a little like musky.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_02: I kind of like it.
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_02: I I think that's why what everyone likes.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_03: I like it for I like it on me.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_03: I like well, thong underwear, I think is different than thong speedo for some reason.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't know why, but yeah, not sure.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_02: Do you like thong underwear?
• 1:09:32
  SPEAKER_02: I do like thong underwear, yeah.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, do you wear it?
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_03: I have a couple, yeah.
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: Have it on for when I'm feeling spicy.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_03: Flossy.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um I gave up wearing underwear in the pandemic.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_02: It was cool, but I'm back.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: I wear very like anti-underwear in college.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's cool.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_03: Very like sleep naked in college.
• 1:09:48
  SPEAKER_03: I sleep butt ass naked.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't do that.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_03: Rileen definitely saw me naked the other night.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_02: It was very like, hey, whoops.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, bad.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_02: I thought she was like, well, or she just was walking to the bathroom while I was exiting the bathroom.
• 1:09:59
  SPEAKER_02: And usually I swear to poke my head out, but it just didn't seem like she'd be up.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_02: You were like, Yeah, literally.
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Something was like profile bush and peeing.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Jesus.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, whoa.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Get yourself a weed whacker.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_03: Amazing hair panning.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_03: Cool topiary down there.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, any hunter punts from you, summer related?
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, crocodile mile and slip.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_02: Did you like slip insides?
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: We had one.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: We never had a pool, it was so annoying.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think we'd have a pool?
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_02: You had the space for it.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_02: We had a nice flat yard.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, get a pool.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_02: And then recently, my for my dad's 50th or 60th, my mom literally was about to pull the trigger on a hot tub.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_02: She had multiple consultations.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_02: It was going on the deck, and she was like, eh, I'm just gonna get a mechanic nuts or something like crazy.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like she really was just like, eh, I don't think so.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, this was for me.
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_03: Crocodile Mile was like water would come out of it or something, or what was the type of designer, and but you'd slip through like its mouth.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_03: What was the what was the gag?
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_02: No clue, but I wanted a what I referred to as a pot pool.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_02: It was like an inflatable pool that looked like a cauldron.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Because like, again, my parents would not get the pool, but I was like, I want that so bad.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like the above-grounded.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted that, the above-grounded, I wanted a trampoline.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_02: They said no.
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I went through a phase where I wanted um a half pipe.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:11:15
  SPEAKER_02: This girl skates.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Honey, she skates.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_02: She skates and she dates.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like, what was I going through?
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so lazy.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm phasy.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's so funny when like you're like an eight, nine, ten, or twelve-year-old and you like decide what you're into.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, I'm into skateboarding now.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's like didn't touch one once, didn't like think about anything, don't know any tricks.
• 1:11:34
  SPEAKER_03: Completely forgot I had an extensive bobblehead collection.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it was an accident.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes it's an accident how those things start.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_02: It was probably like Kelly Osborne who started it all.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_02: Someone gave me like a Kelly Osborne bobblehead.
• 1:11:51
  SPEAKER_02: And the tech wasn't good back then.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um, Contrapunt uh popsicle.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of a punt for me.
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_02: Randomly.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not like, yeah.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_02: I him and I like share or bond over like being a little OCD with messy hands, which I've worked through and again have been medicated for years and he's just starting.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_02: But yesterday, like I was gutting the chicken with my hands because I'm like, I can't eat a fucking rotisserie chicken with a classic fork.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_02: And then I look over him, I'm like, he's not ready yet.
• 1:12:21
  SPEAKER_02: I did clock that.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, he's not getting in there.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_02: But also, like, I'm housing a chicken carcass.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like I do that often.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_03: You need a lot more to get through than me.
• 1:12:28
  SPEAKER_03: So pick up the pace, yeah.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_03: You did.
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, I feel like they're messy.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_03: Um, they're not very flavorful, like a firecracker, like red, white, and blue.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like that is such a beautiful design.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's celebrated.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's like icy.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's like it doesn't, and it doesn't.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_03: Do you like a free spop?
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_03: Freeze pops are for butter.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_03: But they're better than popsicles to me.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_03: But only sometimes because they kind of taste like cough medicine, too.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_03: That's like a kick to them.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's not very simple.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_03: What flavor would you reach for?
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe green or blue.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Orange.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, orange, definitely.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Never red.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Red was like red was like cherry cough syrup.
• 1:13:01
  SPEAKER_03: And grape was like a couple of things.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say never grape.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_03: Never grape, yeah.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_02: Never grape.
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_02: It like gave me a sore throat.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Something weird was about the grape flavor.
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like less saturated than the other.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_02: Grape flavor in the 90s wasn't okay.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like they didn't, they didn't have it yet.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_02: They were still working on it.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_02: I think they kind of like gave it up.
• 1:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: What's grape?
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't see grape flavor anymore.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_03: Plum.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Are grape slums?
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm obsessed with um I got wait, I'm saying this because I thought of like how dogs can't have grapes.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm obsessed with like I my algorithm now is showing me dogs that eat are on are eating raw.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like this German guy who feeds trays of like raw meat.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_02: And I think I sent you one.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_02: You did.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_02: I sent it to you, Sarah and Reba, and all three of you said ew.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, can I get one friend in this in this world?
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's soothing.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_02: They beat love in the dust.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_02: It is ASMR because it's like ASMR and it's so fast.
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, get it, boys.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of meat.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of meat.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_02: They're like buff.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_02: But then it ended with like it ended up with like fruit.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_02: Which grosses me out because it's like fruit rolling around in blood.
• 1:14:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_02: Essentially, that's nasty.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_02: But I do, I love when they go for the blueberries.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_02: But I do, there's always two chicks with still fur on them.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_02: As like the snack.
• 1:14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the snack cup in the like cafeteria tray.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_02: And they be I love when it's like chick.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_02: Chick.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_02: And I do love the gooseneck.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's great.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because you can give your dog raw bones.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_02: People are like, you can't give him bones.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's like cooked bones, you idiot.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_02: They shard off and cut their belly.
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_02: But raw bones, don't worry.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_03: You've done your research.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_03: You're ready to have a raw dog.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'm ready to become a dog.
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'm ready to become a dog.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like not even that I'm into pot play at all.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not against it.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like I'm against it.
• 1:14:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna yuck your yum.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_02: Kinks are kinks.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to be an actual dog, not like sexually.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_02: You want to morph?
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I do have a transformation kink.
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_02: And on that note.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_02: Uh any final cunky thoughts?
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_02: This summer's gonna be amazing, and I put the her and herpes.
• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_02: Don't I?
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_02: Don't I?
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_02: You sure do.
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Should I shave my pits?
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's funny that I don't.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_02: You're a natural woman.
• 1:15:14
  SPEAKER_02: I kind of want Gina's Legends ball.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_02: Who are they?
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you.
• 1:15:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's invite only, and you can't talk.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_02: So you're lucky if you get one.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_02: You're getting one.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Silent auction.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're silent invites.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_02: You have to go speakeasy with it, but I hate counter punt at speakeasy.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_02: Did we do this before?
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't remember.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_02: We must have.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Because like, punt.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Who gives a shit?
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_02: Why is it why are white people so obsessed with pro prohibition?
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_02: Because it was the only time they felt depressed.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_03: And they love to walk through like a refrigerator.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_03: They love a secret because their lives are boring.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Stupid.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_03: And they love a fedora.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I'm a little bit annoyed how little like 1920s uh revival has happened because it's the 2020s.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's the roaring 20s.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of like actually respect because like thank god no one has gone insane with like flappers down the house down boots.
• 1:16:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's like at least one.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_02: What would be the modern day though?
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_03: I that's crazy that you were expecting anything like that, but oh I'd expect like you don't think like your your aunt your aunt would throw a roaring twenties party for like foaming at the mouth for the opportunity.
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, basic people throw roaring twenties parties.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen I haven't seen enough.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Contrapond or Roaring 20s party.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_03: Punt.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_03: I agree.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_03: Unless like the glass unless the glass bead quotient is like really high, you know.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like it can get the uh the only people that throw those types of parties are losers.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_02: But I would love to go to a gray Catsby theme party or a 20s, you know, yeah, but only cool people, like 10 stylists.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_02: Stylish people, that'd be amazing.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_02: But no one, you you get people with like a cock feathered boa and a hat that says Sagittarius in glitter.
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_02: And on that note, they offer those.
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_02: They offer your signs.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_02: A little party never hurt nobody.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, totally.
• 1:17:05
  SPEAKER_03: Um, well on that note, thank you so much for incredible uh ending for watching me uh stuffed in the gown.
• 1:17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you look very glam.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'm glad that this was the look that we uh landed on.
• 1:17:17
  SPEAKER_03: And uh don't forget to like, subscribe, leave a review, leave a comment, share this around, tell a friend, send an email to someone you love, and send a PayPal to someone like me.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_02: Mike!