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Mom massaging son is creepy 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Let's do a quick pop quiz.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna prove to you just how busy your weekends are.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how how insane we've said this for years.
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  SPEAKER_01: We do something terrible.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's like this in other parts of the country or we just don't observe it as much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like if you go to a, I don't know, Philadelphia, like LeBron.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or or Pittsburgh or Buffalo or stuff like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you just ignore certain things that just don't interest you?
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  SPEAKER_01: But then it feels like there's 10 million things happening here because we're in a more condensed area, like And I think that we just care more about supporting the community than being in a larger city.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because it is, you have said this, and you're so right.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're back to pre-pandemic times 10 of overpacking weekends and too many different events taking place.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, uh, I guess we'll go here, we'll go here, we'll go here.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna pop quiz you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: What'd you have for dinner Friday night?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna prove to you how busy you are.
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  unknown: Oh my God.
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  unknown: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was two days ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: What'd you have for dinner Friday night?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know what I had on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I do know what I had on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do, because I have to, I have to tell you this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the perfect summer dinner.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had BLTs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do love a BLT.
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  SPEAKER_00: Me too, on my favorite sourdough bread that I keep on preaching about from Steamy Farms.
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  SPEAKER_01: Steamy Farms.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Steamy Farms.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then we also had the cucumber tomato salad, and that's pretty much it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good, good summer meal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why are we why just a stream?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, just proving how busy people are that they're not even gonna remember what they ate Friday night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and it was like literally going into the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Usually you these are those moments where you're like, oh man, I'm into the weekend, this and that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I also think it's true about like when you live in a larger city, you just don't care about attending things as much.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not as invested.
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  SPEAKER_01: You may not go to the east side if you live on the west side of a city, you know, that often.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know that my my group of friends from Cleveland, they are not busy like I am.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: They do not attend events like I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: They will attend things, like if there's a wedding, they'll go to that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But their weekends are not spent doing these things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, in those cities, you have a population base that there's enough people to make one event a packed event, and still enough people to make the other four events a packed event.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here, I swear nobody checks around like calendars to be able to be like, hey, what it what uh is there anything going on over in Big Flats this week?
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  SPEAKER_01: As opposed to, you know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I was talking to the owner of Bub, Bub's Liquor, and it's the liquor store in Odessa, and we were saying that, and he's like, You just can't avoid it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't even matter.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm gonna show Scott a video, and when I show you this video, Scott, I I want you to just take a look at it and tell me what you think about this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody is receiving a massage.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh it's a young guy receiving a massage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And do you see that woman's a little bit older?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you see the caption?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, no, I have to look.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's it's it says the caption is um my genuine reaction to seeing my husband get a massage from his mom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me see that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's about, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's he's about, I would say 27, 28 is my guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a fairly young looking mother, too, now that I look at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's She's rubbing his shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Rubbing his upper arms, rubbing his neck.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you get the ick from I feel like it's No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um now if it was, I don't know, a cousin or something, it would be a little weirder.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're saying moms can always massage their son's shoulders and neck.
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  SPEAKER_01: I promise you 110% right now, if we ask Heather up in Buffalo, she absolutely massages Alex.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, she would.
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  SPEAKER_01: She would admit that she would.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mother to son to do it, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And mother to daughter to do it, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like it's the shoulders and then down the arms.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does this give anyone else the ick?
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  SPEAKER_01: Nah, it doesn't for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like 28 years old.
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  SPEAKER_00: I keep on trying to sell it.
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  SPEAKER_00: 28 years old, mom is massaging.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you're always mom or dad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I'm not letting my dad massage my shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, if you had, if you guys were doing something.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm calling my massage therapist.
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  SPEAKER_00: Phoebe?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you rub me out.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're in you're in Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't let my dad do that again.
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  SPEAKER_01: God.
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  SPEAKER_01: See?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, when you put it that way, you're in Cleveland, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you guys did I don't know what.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're a baseball tournament.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh of eight hours every day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and you're just you're you're there and your dad's sitting behind you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't find that creepy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I just don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I mean, there are if you were laid out on a table and they were doing unless they were Oh my god, you're making this so much worse.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's where it gets worse.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're just sitting to to paint the picture for people.
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  SPEAKER_01: It looked like they were sitting in stands.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kind of like watching their kids' baseball games.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And mom just leaned in and and yes, I think moms do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: You have got to text us on our app.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you can use the microphone, especially if you're like I Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, if you text us that sound, I'm gonna laugh.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't find this creepy.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we've got so many text messages on already.