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Episode 54: Sayonara MTG, Americans Are Getting Dumber, Put Down The Doritos And Step Away, It Takes A Piggy To Know One, Famous Micropenises, 90s Amish, Don’t Argue With Strangers, and more
Well, well, well. Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning. Should we be happier about this? It gives me no joy to say it, but Americans are getting dumber, and we have the receipts. Are you eating Doritos right now? Because ultra-processed foods are really, really bad for your body. Scientists have receipts on that, too. Donald Trump is as misogynist. Is anyone surprised? After all, it takes a piggy to know one. Some Trump cultists want to turn Disneyland into the MAGA-ist place on Earth. Are you afraid of vomiting? You might be surprised to learn that there is a name for that. This week, we also…
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