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Kitchen Injuries! What are YOURS? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, how was Word five last night?
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of kylein FuG how did you say you pulled
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  Speaker 1: the rich barra?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that could mean so many things.
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  Speaker 1: Got driving, I know.
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  Speaker 5: So we get groceries every weekend, and when we get
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  Speaker 5: the groceries, it's usually me who goes through the refrigerator
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  Speaker 5: and goes, oh, here's all.
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  Speaker 3: The vegetables that I didn't didn't actually make.
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  Speaker 5: I had good intentions, so we were gonna eat really healthy,
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  Speaker 5: and now they're like slimy and gross. So I got
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  Speaker 5: awesome out make room, clean out the fridge to put
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  Speaker 5: in the new stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So as I'm doing this, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of like just trying to move quickly because you
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  Speaker 5: don't want the groceries that are sitting on the counter
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  Speaker 5: to start getting warm.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you want to get them into the to the fridge.
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  Speaker 5: So I take everything out, and I go about my
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  Speaker 5: day and I take out, you know, like the things
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  Speaker 5: that are like I saved this. This was a leftover
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  Speaker 5: from dinner and I was originally gonna have it for
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  Speaker 5: lunch and I'm gonna toss that.
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  Speaker 3: So I put those on the counter and whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways, I do that in the morning, and later in
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  Speaker 5: the evening, Scott comes to me and he goes, hey,
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  Speaker 5: this was supposed to be by dinner tonight. It's like
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  Speaker 5: a couple of like leftover steaks that he had made.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't recognize it. So I'm like, he took him
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  Speaker 5: out of the sink because I hadn't put him in yet.
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  Speaker 5: So he's like, this is supposed to be by dinner.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, they might still be good.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, they've been send out all day.
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  Speaker 1: There's no might good.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, immediately I thought, oh my gosh, I
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  Speaker 5: just pulled a rich bear actually, and now thus poor
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  Speaker 5: Scott feels how Stacey feels. And I threw away his
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  Speaker 5: food and it was food he was really looking forward
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  Speaker 5: to eating. I'm like a terrible roommate right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's just having me.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday I saw stuff out on the sink that was
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  Speaker 4: like a Mexican food. I'm like, this is probably been
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  Speaker 4: sitting out here all day and I tossed it. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: I literally just pulled that out a minute ago, went
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  Speaker 4: to go wash my hands, and you tossed it.
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  Speaker 5: I normally don't do that and honestly don't remember taking it.
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  Speaker 3: Out, and he's like, oh, you don't remember taking it out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we are going to get back to kitchen injuries.
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  Speaker 6: You guys hurt your spouse's hearts by throwing with your
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  Speaker 6: food the first.
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  Speaker 1: Megan you got to comment on second ate update good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, good morning. So normally I don't call in. I
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  Speaker 7: just feel so urged because I don't know why it's
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  Speaker 7: Toby's responsibility to like fix this girl. Like everybody keeps
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  Speaker 7: coming out and I'm like, oh, you should have just
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  Speaker 7: gave her another chance. But I feel like cell phones
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  Speaker 7: is when all of a sudden ghosting became a problem,
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  Speaker 7: because I don't really feel like before cell phones existed,
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  Speaker 7: people really went out of their way to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 7: I don't think this is gonna work. Like you didn't
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  Speaker 7: go to someone's house and be like that date is
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  Speaker 7: just not for me, You're not for me. You just
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  Speaker 7: stopped talking to them. But now that phones exist, all
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  Speaker 7: of a sudden, we're like, oh, the ghosted me. It's no,
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  Speaker 7: it just didn't work, And that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: We wouldn't have a second We do it every Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 7: John I also think about like back before we had
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  Speaker 7: any phone and we were just writing letters, and like
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  Speaker 7: maybe people sent bird to say hey, I think didn't work,
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  Speaker 7: you know, and maybe if your bird didn't come, then
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  Speaker 7: you felt ghosted.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you are right, so Megan, I think maybe the opposite.
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  Speaker 4: I think because there weren't cell phones, maybe we didn't ghost.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we ended up going out again a few times
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  Speaker 4: and still knowing it wasn't gonna work, but just out
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  Speaker 4: of obligation, Like well obligation, we got married, just married,
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  Speaker 4: and might as well just get married.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 7: You're so welcome a great thanks for this thing.
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  Speaker 6: So yesterday Peyton was talk about how she got hurt cooking. Right,
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  Speaker 6: you burned your arm.
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  Speaker 2: Actually they overheated and then when I moved my arm,
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  Speaker 2: it burned the crap out of my arm.
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  Speaker 1: Becky, you have a kitchen injury.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 8: I was in college and I worked in food service
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  Speaker 8: in Hawaii at Hawaii Lowell College, which was just taken
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  Speaker 8: over by your son's HPU, right, And I was working
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  Speaker 8: and it was they had the big metal vats and
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  Speaker 8: it was full of spaghetti sauce, and then it had
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  Speaker 8: a bracket that held up a pan, and so you
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  Speaker 8: cranked the vat and I was pouring the sauce into
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  Speaker 8: the pan and the bracket broke, and so you know
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  Speaker 8: reflexes as you reach under to try to catch the pan.
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  Speaker 8: But the pan didn't fall off, just the sauce died
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  Speaker 8: and I caught the sauce in my arm and I
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  Speaker 8: was covered in sauce and burned. So they took me
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  Speaker 8: to the emergency room and they thought I was like
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  Speaker 8: a gunshot victim.
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  Speaker 9: It came.
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  Speaker 8: It was rather funny because you know, it hurt. I
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  Speaker 8: had icebags and stuff, but they come running and then
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  Speaker 8: they took a with and went, oh, so like.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had to.
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  Speaker 8: Sleep with ice bags in my arms.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Scottie. What's your kitchen injury?
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  Speaker 10: Hey, what's up guys? Yeah, so I was. It was
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  Speaker 10: a typical kitchen. It was a typical dinner night. I
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  Speaker 10: was cooking really fast, doing a bunch of different things.
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  Speaker 10: The last one I had was a chicken caesar salad.
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  Speaker 10: I threw the chicken on there and started chopping it up,
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  Speaker 10: and the last cut I cut the tip of my
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  Speaker 10: finger clean off. Yeah, and right right away I went
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  Speaker 10: to the sink. You know, I had known that I
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  Speaker 10: had an injury, and I told my coworker, Hey, that
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  Speaker 10: salad is done, and she just went over there and
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  Speaker 10: scooped it onto the plate and sent it out.
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  Speaker 1: No salad.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I don't know where the tip of my
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  Speaker 10: finger ended up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's still gone.
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  Speaker 4: It's still gone.
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  Speaker 10: Never came back and it wasn't in the sink. So no,
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  Speaker 10: it was a It was a long process of you know,
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  Speaker 10: trying to keep the blood from stopping food and beverage
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  Speaker 10: director shout out to Troy. He's probably Troy.
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  Speaker 9: He comes in and he.
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  Speaker 10: Said, you gotta go to the emergency room.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, they probably had to like what does it
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  Speaker 2: cauterize it to stop the bleeding?
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  Speaker 10: Well, you know, I I was thinking about this this
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  Speaker 10: last since I answered the message, and I can't remember.
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  Speaker 10: I think they put like a like artificial skin or
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  Speaker 10: something over the top of it because there was nothing
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  Speaker 10: to clot, So I don't know. I don't remember exactly
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  Speaker 10: how they fixed it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I was trying to figure out was that it
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  Speaker 6: when you like, it didn't grow back or is it
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get a visual description to me.
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  Speaker 10: I feel like almond my fingers. No, if you look
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  Speaker 10: at both my fingers, you can see the slice that
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  Speaker 10: was out of that the left.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so someone got your piece of your finger in
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  Speaker 6: the salad and they ate it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Well, yeah, nobody got sick that night.
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  Speaker 10: I guess we're good.
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  Speaker 4: Finger was something totally.
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  Speaker 6: Different, Josh, Josh, how did you hurt yourself in the
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  Speaker 6: kitchen cookie injury?
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  Speaker 1: What do you got?
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  Speaker 10: Hey?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: So when I was about eight years old, my mom
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  Speaker 11: had just picked up from school. We got home, I
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  Speaker 11: really wanted my scream, and so she had me. She
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  Speaker 11: has me to wait and I went to wait out
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  Speaker 11: as a patient. So I grabbed a chair, went over
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  Speaker 11: to the kitchen coounter. I had a Mechannibal ice cream
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  Speaker 11: scoop in my hand. So I'm saying on top of
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  Speaker 11: the chair with like the back rest to the back
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  Speaker 11: of me, and I had the ice cream scoop for
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  Speaker 11: whatever reason, against my chin. So my chin was sitting
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  Speaker 11: inside the ice cream scoop. I slipped fell back. My
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  Speaker 11: thumb had freshed a little lever, and I took a
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  Speaker 11: chunk out of my chin, So I had to be
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  Speaker 11: brushed to the e offer stitches ouch that's.
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  Speaker 4: A pretty severe ice cream scoop. You wouldn't think it
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  Speaker 4: would need to be that lethal to chop ice cream up.
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  Speaker 1: Bruce, good morning. What's your kitchen injury?
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  Speaker 9: I was cooking in my kitchen with two knives. I
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  Speaker 9: was chopping fire sleeve. Once slipped out of my hand.
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  Speaker 9: It stuck right in my side of my foot. I
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  Speaker 9: had to call nine one one. I was bleeding like
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  Speaker 9: a sieve. Hey, John Jay, I'm the one that shares
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  Speaker 9: the birthday with you on the fourth. You're the one
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  Speaker 9: they had the heart transfer. I'm the one that had
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  Speaker 9: the heart transplant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, was last year? Yeah you're doing good?
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  Speaker 9: Six yeah, six years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, amazing.
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  Speaker 4: But take us back to watching a blade sticking out
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  Speaker 4: of your foot?
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  Speaker 1: How long do you stare it? Not the heart transplant?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but how long do you stare at that?
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  Speaker 9: A couple of minutes? Trying to figure out what do
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  Speaker 9: I grab? What do I do? And like I did,
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  Speaker 9: I had touch my hit series, said, called NIKEE one one,
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  Speaker 9: called my girlfriend. Tried to grab grab a towel, hoped
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  Speaker 9: to the chair. Of course, my office chair was right
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  Speaker 9: around the corner. Jump wanted to sit on that and
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  Speaker 9: that rolled out from under me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was like blood.
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  Speaker 9: I had a blooded blood trace all over the house.
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  Speaker 1: Can I jump back to the heart transplant? So sure,
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  Speaker 1: do you know whose heart you got?
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  Speaker 9: No, unfortunately they don't. They won't tell you. But I
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  Speaker 9: did write a letter to him. They let you write
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  Speaker 9: a letter to him after a year, So I did
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  Speaker 9: that and that was five years ago.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm assuming you wrote the letter to the family
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  Speaker 6: right now. Did you get a guy or girl heart?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? Do you know what sex it was
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  Speaker 1: at all?
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  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure it was a guy because they said
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  Speaker 9: because I was born with a bad heart. It was
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  Speaker 9: three sizes too big, upside down, pumped backwards. Wow, turned around.
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  Speaker 9: Very rare, one of the rarest still in the world.
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  Speaker 6: And there's a there's a show I'm watching right now.
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  Speaker 6: I was telling Kyle about it. Season one is on Netflix,
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  Speaker 6: is called doc. Season two is on Hulu, and there's
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  Speaker 6: only two episodes out right now. Episode one of season
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  Speaker 6: two is literally about a girl who needs a heart
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  Speaker 6: transplant and she's got these complications and her dad's a
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  Speaker 6: cop and he comes in and brings a gun in
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  Speaker 6: and because they're not going to give her the heart transplant,
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  Speaker 6: and it's so dramatic what they have to go through
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  Speaker 6: to get the heart to her, and then you meet
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  Speaker 6: the family whose heart it belonged to and the decision
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  Speaker 6: they had to make. Do you ever think about that, Bruce,
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  Speaker 6: at all, about the people that the you got to
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  Speaker 6: hurt from?
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I all the time. I just it was
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  Speaker 9: a it's a hard it's a situation to be in
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  Speaker 9: when you're sitting there thinking about a family that lost
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  Speaker 9: a person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and you're you're you know, I try to put
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  Speaker 9: myself in that position, going, well, you're you're saving lives.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know what else he gave, but I know,
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  Speaker 9: I know he was twenty eight years old, very healthy.
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  Speaker 6: How do you feel right now? Do you feel completely
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  Speaker 6: one hundred percent normal? Like can you run, can you jog?
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  Speaker 6: Can you do everything?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm a truck driver. I delivered and I do
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  Speaker 9: play play sports. I mean I played a bowl a lot.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, wow, did any anything normal?
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  Speaker 4: Did anything change about your personality? You know, like where
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  Speaker 4: you took on the some of the memories or some
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  Speaker 4: of the bowling.
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  Speaker 1: The guy who had the heart transplant was a bowler.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, anything like that. It was never totally different because
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  Speaker 4: they say that that stays in, that stays in the organs.
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  Speaker 9: Right, Yes, there's there are different things. I've just felt like, God,
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  Speaker 9: I've never really liked that before, but try it. Fascinating
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  Speaker 9: it is, it's it's a different transit transposition.
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  Speaker 1: We're glad you're still here. Yeah, Bruce, thanks for calling
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  Speaker 1: it man, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 6: And happy birthday, Happy belated birthday, my virgo brother, you too,
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  Speaker 6: all right, all right, thanks for calling it brother.
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  Speaker 9: By