Latest / The World of Phil Hendrie / Episode #3551 The New Phil Hendrie Show

Transcript

Episode #3551 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

0:00
Speaker 1: Hyatts, Phil Henry, And this is my birthday week. Usually
0:02
Speaker 1: I don't do birthday weeks. Usually I just go ahead
0:04
Speaker 1: and press on and I say, yeah, sure, it was
0:06
Speaker 1: my birthday. But who cares, No one cares. Just keep working, Phil.
0:09
Speaker 1: You don't get any days off, you don't get any
0:11
Speaker 1: time off. You have to do sixteen thousand different voices,
0:14
Speaker 1: fifty five thousand different kind of comedy concepts. You have
0:17
Speaker 1: to write the equivalent before sitcoms every week.
0:19
Speaker 2: That's what you do. You write the equivalent of four
0:21
Speaker 2: sitcoms every week. Phil. But this week it's birthday week.
0:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we'd like you to get a backstage
0:28
Speaker 1: pass to the world famous Phil Henry Show and review
0:30
Speaker 1: what we've done thus far.
0:33
Speaker 2: Review what we've put.
0:33
Speaker 1: Out there thus far, in our archives, our radio show,
0:36
Speaker 1: our netcasts, our video casts, our home movies, all of
0:39
Speaker 1: our podcasts, Bobby Dooley, El Cut, the Next Step to
0:42
Speaker 1: Milwaukee Lines, many.
0:43
Speaker 2: Many many, many, many, many, many many more.
0:46
Speaker 1: This is a good time for you to get that
0:47
Speaker 1: backstage pass, sit back and review all of these thousands
0:50
Speaker 1: of hours of great content, so you can see for
0:53
Speaker 1: yourself that.
0:54
Speaker 2: We work our asses off around here, all right.
0:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, so get a backstage pass now.
1:02
Speaker 2: Thank you get it. Thank you get it. Backstage pass
1:05
Speaker 2: now at Phil Hendryshow dot com. It's the greatest value
1:09
Speaker 2: online other than porn. The following is a world famous
1:13
Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show encore pusation is Whiz Khalif.
1:20
Speaker 4: I guess I stepped on it. Yeah you know, I
1:23
Speaker 4: know I stepped all over it. And you want to
1:25
Speaker 4: know something good thing?
1:26
Speaker 2: All right there? That's this guy, Whiz Khalif ought to
1:31
Speaker 2: be stepped on more. If you want to get back up,
1:33
Speaker 2: well there is.
1:33
Speaker 1: Whiz Khalif has got a very big album that is
1:36
Speaker 1: out currently, so I don't think you should be This
1:39
Speaker 1: one's called burn Show.
1:41
Speaker 5: Uh.
1:41
Speaker 1: And actually it's not only just Wiz Khalif f it's
1:44
Speaker 1: with the Race for Murray. But anyway, welcome to the program.
1:46
Speaker 2: That's those are the kids that spelled their name backwards
1:49
Speaker 2: ken it. Yeah, I think that.
1:51
Speaker 4: Is a very bad example, that said, but nonetheless, welcome
1:55
Speaker 4: to the program.
1:55
Speaker 2: I'm Margaret Hey. I market Margaret Hey, Margaret Gray. I'm
1:59
Speaker 2: sorry I missed folk. Yes, I know.
2:02
Speaker 1: My name is Margaret Gray. Homie Margaret Hay, No, Margaret Hay.
2:05
Speaker 1: Her name is Margaret Gray.
2:07
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Phil.
2:09
Speaker 4: On these very airwaves today I will sing the Lee
2:12
Speaker 4: Dorsey classic Working in a coal Mine in honor of
2:16
Speaker 4: Labor Day.
2:19
Speaker 6: I'm Robert.
2:19
Speaker 2: I'm Robert Almost. My name is Robert Brown. I keep
2:23
Speaker 2: a business. What is going on today? Is this something
2:25
Speaker 2: with the coffee Robert Brown? No, I don't.
2:27
Speaker 4: I'm Robert Leonard And on the program today also we'll
2:29
Speaker 4: have on Justin mclroy talk.
2:31
Speaker 2: About him and his girlfriend Sissy Wallace.
2:33
Speaker 4: I went into a coffee shop that's owned by a
2:35
Speaker 4: very picturetic man and he had her.
2:37
Speaker 2: We're a bunker. He had on a turbine. Man, can't
2:40
Speaker 2: tell me he was insane? Now, what are you trying
2:42
Speaker 2: to tell me? Anyway? That happened? Anyway, just gonna be
2:45
Speaker 2: all show to talk about that. Give me, oh, you
2:47
Speaker 2: gonna be kidding me.
2:47
Speaker 5: Man.
2:48
Speaker 1: We're also gonna have a breakdown from our good, close
2:51
Speaker 1: personal friend Dean Wheeler on Emierda's gigs that she's coming
2:57
Speaker 1: back to the Bay Area for a couple of for
2:59
Speaker 1: a couple of hormance's. You know, Dean broke the news
3:03
Speaker 1: on these very airwaves, as you mentioned, Margaret.
3:05
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll let me just jump in on this because
3:07
Speaker 4: I've got the whole story.
3:09
Speaker 7: Uh, apparently she bombed.
3:11
Speaker 2: I said I had the whole story.
3:13
Speaker 4: You you know what what I'm gonna do, but is
3:16
Speaker 4: beat your face in so it looks better doing.
3:19
Speaker 2: Come on, will you?
3:20
Speaker 1: I announced that, you didn't I mean you announced it.
3:24
Speaker 1: We already heard that Emirelda had stiffed in up there. Okay, well,
3:28
Speaker 1: I don't know how much information you've got.
3:30
Speaker 4: Yes, she's stiffed and she she basically bombed down here,
3:35
Speaker 4: but they're taking her up there to play what's the
3:40
Speaker 4: song again?
3:40
Speaker 2: Go with it?
3:41
Speaker 1: That piece of garbage? That's it? Wes Hurlford.
3:44
Speaker 2: Yes, well, Wes Hurlford's going to be backing her. Uh on,
3:48
Speaker 2: go with it?
3:48
Speaker 4: Yes, on, go with it and on. There's a midget
3:51
Speaker 4: that was Dean's idea. Wes is going along for going
3:54
Speaker 4: along with it? Uh I know, I said almost going
3:58
Speaker 4: along for it.
4:00
Speaker 7: Yeah, we heard that.
4:01
Speaker 2: I know Wes is going along with it.
4:05
Speaker 4: Because he feels that it might give him a boost
4:07
Speaker 4: if he has a female singer in the group.
4:10
Speaker 2: You know what I think.
4:11
Speaker 1: I think both of those groups stink. And what do
4:13
Speaker 1: you mean both of those groups, both of those acts?
4:16
Speaker 1: You think Emarela stinks. I think she stinks.
4:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
4:20
Speaker 1: I think she stinks, and I think that I don't
4:22
Speaker 1: think she stinks, but I think that go with it
4:24
Speaker 1: song is not happening.
4:26
Speaker 2: Well, you deal Din on that.
4:27
Speaker 7: He said you got a Dean with deal.
4:29
Speaker 2: Oh dude, man, I said, you gotta deal with Dean? Said,
4:31
Speaker 2: deal with Dean. Fine, I'll deal with Dean. What's the
4:33
Speaker 2: big deal with that? Well, you got to deal with
4:35
Speaker 2: Wheeler on Docquan pheld so what And you don't mind
4:40
Speaker 2: standing toe to toe with him? Are you kidding? Dean Wheeler,
4:44
Speaker 2: give me a break. I don't I hear He's formidable
4:47
Speaker 2: in negotiations.
4:48
Speaker 1: All horse dung. Dean's a good come on, man. I mean,
4:52
Speaker 1: it's about time we spoke some truth about what's going
4:54
Speaker 1: on there. So anyway, Dean's gonna be with us. Also
4:57
Speaker 1: on the program two Day, It's nice to see you
4:59
Speaker 1: guys this Labor Day and here we are at it
5:01
Speaker 1: and we're going to have a little bit of a
5:03
Speaker 1: traffic report here from Bob Bak, and we'll have Lloyd
5:05
Speaker 1: Bonafide coming up with some safety tips. We have Harvey
5:07
Speaker 1: Warman's news news story of the day go ahead, Bob.
5:11
Speaker 1: What's you look like?
5:12
Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you so fine, not too bad. Here
5:13
Speaker 5: we go down the side. Man, if I'm looking at it,
5:16
Speaker 5: that's all going here on the ship Team Freeway. Sheep,
5:18
Speaker 5: dip it down if you a little sheepish up there,
5:20
Speaker 5: definitely take a top count and take a towel to
5:23
Speaker 5: it and wipe it off. Over here on the said
5:24
Speaker 5: pant he's going down the middle of the Garden Girl
5:26
Speaker 5: Freeway today. You can see that there's a labord a
5:28
Speaker 5: live wire down there in the man whose lives had
5:30
Speaker 5: he's got his got his work cut out from south there, right,
5:33
Speaker 5: Do I look at that? Okay? Up here on the
5:36
Speaker 5: foot Hill field about the highway, and if you're on
5:38
Speaker 5: the highway, you're gonna be seeing a lot of g HP, EhP,
5:43
Speaker 5: no HP, but just the Georgian Highway Patrol and the
5:46
Speaker 5: Gland Hill high Patrol, the glad Blood. They're gonna be
5:48
Speaker 5: out there for the remainder of the day to day
5:50
Speaker 5: if they play and play in the sand and play
5:52
Speaker 5: the mud and trying to make men ran again. Yeah,
6:01
Speaker 5: this is Harvey Warman with nose break and this is
6:06
Speaker 5: from the latest Malaise. The Airy LINEZ and.
6:12
Speaker 8: Malaysia Airlines Malaysia Malaysia Airlines m H three seven zero
6:18
Speaker 8: cold go on for honitor her yer?
6:23
Speaker 2: Could the search could go on for another year?
6:26
Speaker 5: Oh? Is that right? Is it?
6:28
Speaker 2: That's it? That's what you're reading.
6:30
Speaker 5: I'm reading it the best way. I can't give them
6:32
Speaker 5: the fact that I don't have the proper glasses.
6:35
Speaker 1: One of these days someone will give you a ride
6:36
Speaker 1: over to the store and you'll get glasses over to
6:39
Speaker 1: the store.
6:39
Speaker 5: What do you think I'm picking them up over at CBS.
6:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you could. You could do worse than some readers.
6:44
Speaker 5: A doctor Henry, you know, I got it under control.
6:48
Speaker 2: Just let him read that. Okay, fine, go ahead.
6:53
Speaker 9: The sky in the soudurn Indyana Akian for the missing
7:03
Speaker 9: what does that mean?
7:03
Speaker 5: In the Indiana aki Ende?
7:05
Speaker 2: That's the Indian Ocean, for God's sake.
7:07
Speaker 5: Oh and for the missing Malaiasia.
7:11
Speaker 2: See that part Malaysia Airlines.
7:13
Speaker 5: I didn't say airlines.
7:15
Speaker 2: I said Melassia, right, Malaysia. Okay, Now I live in
7:19
Speaker 2: the airlines.
7:20
Speaker 5: Thank you, Uh plan plan a card go on for
7:25
Speaker 5: I'm not her year until the most lickally uh glickly
7:33
Speaker 5: till the.
7:33
Speaker 2: Most likely crash area has been covered.
7:36
Speaker 5: I hadn't gotten that far.
7:37
Speaker 1: Well, we're getting that far. Okay, so they got to
7:40
Speaker 1: go on for the search.
7:41
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, Hold on for just a second. They're okay, speedy,
7:44
Speaker 5: alka selcer. I want to be I want to be
7:47
Speaker 5: understanding what I'm would I be saying, I'm.
7:50
Speaker 2: Don't be racist. For God's sake, I'm not being raped.
7:53
Speaker 5: I said, I want to.
7:54
Speaker 2: You said you want to be understanding.
7:56
Speaker 5: I want to understand.
7:58
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, they're gotta be searching for the plane
8:01
Speaker 1: for another year. Your comment, God, damn no, you gotta
8:05
Speaker 1: get do you gotta burn a daylight and everything?
8:08
Speaker 5: Hey, dickman, have you want to see something burn? Keep talking?
8:11
Speaker 7: Okay, we're burning daylight.
8:13
Speaker 2: Oh man, just what do you what do you got
8:15
Speaker 2: to say about this? About what about the story you're reading?
8:18
Speaker 5: Oh? Here's what I say. I think they should continue
8:22
Speaker 5: searching for this so long as the the austral.
8:25
Speaker 2: Alian Australians, the Australians are doing it.
8:30
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's the Australians. I was reading. I thought,
8:33
Speaker 5: I was who are the people that are taking in
8:35
Speaker 5: all the refugees?
8:35
Speaker 2: Those are the austral Alians, right Austrians.
8:39
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I think they. Uh, you know, you guys
8:42
Speaker 5: are real sticklers.
8:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, Harvey, you know, because you don't have the proper
8:46
Speaker 4: glasses and therefore can't read properly doesn't mean that we
8:48
Speaker 4: have to sit here and listen to you from all right?
8:51
Speaker 5: All right, Martt, don't give a speech. Okay, b blah blah,
8:53
Speaker 5: I understand. Excuse me for breathing.
8:56
Speaker 4: No one is criticizing you for breathing. We're criticizing you
8:58
Speaker 4: for not reading the words properly.
9:00
Speaker 5: Well, here, here's a word I'm gonna read properly.
9:01
Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. Get him back on the phone.
9:07
Speaker 3: Oh he was, he said, he's only kidding, Sorry about that, Yeah, Harvey, Yeah.
9:12
Speaker 5: I was only kidding.
9:13
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, why did we lose audio?
9:17
Speaker 5: I don't know who. Somehow you lost audio? But I
9:19
Speaker 5: was only kidding about it. Look, I gotta get back
9:21
Speaker 5: in the car.
9:21
Speaker 7: Here I potted down.
9:24
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
9:26
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, hold on?
9:27
Speaker 2: Why did we lose audio? I?
9:29
Speaker 5: Well, all right, I worked it out with a kid beforehand.
9:32
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys, knock it off with working shit out beforehand.
9:35
Speaker 2: If you don't mind.
9:36
Speaker 5: Well, don't make it sound like it's some kind of
9:38
Speaker 5: a blowjob like a gay pickup.
9:40
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, just just you know, pot it down,
9:44
Speaker 3: slot down, man, slow down, sit to plot the music down,
9:47
Speaker 3: I'll go fuck it.
9:49
Speaker 2: Well, the language alone is enough to get me to
9:51
Speaker 2: get up and walk out.
9:52
Speaker 5: Good.
9:52
Speaker 2: And I want to say it again, hold on.
9:55
Speaker 1: You don't work anything out with Harvey beforehand, ever again
9:58
Speaker 1: without running it buy.
9:59
Speaker 7: Me, mister Henry. You don't work out.
10:02
Speaker 1: Anything with Harvey beforehand without running it by me.
10:05
Speaker 5: All right, Phil, Look, it was my fault, and my
10:07
Speaker 5: fault alone. I'm the one rush all right, Well do
10:16
Speaker 5: you pull on it? Hey? Look at bona fight. Are
10:18
Speaker 5: you that brain dead? And you don't know it's me?
10:21
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yes you No. I guess you're not
10:24
Speaker 5: the only one of these classes house. Or maybe it's
10:26
Speaker 5: just that you are changing by by the day. Maybe
10:29
Speaker 5: you just look uglier and uglier as the time goes on.
10:32
Speaker 5: About that one, I give you my ticket. I'm looking
10:36
Speaker 5: to give you a ticket. I can't give you any
10:38
Speaker 5: more tickets that I've already given you. Okay, there's a
10:40
Speaker 5: statute of limitations on half of this stuff. Just there isn't.
10:43
Speaker 5: They're not enough tickets to the world for a guy
10:46
Speaker 5: like me or a guy like pullet from it whoa guy?
10:53
Speaker 5: It works now, they're not enough tickets to the world.
10:56
Speaker 5: You cant on it. Okay, I gotta get out of here,
10:58
Speaker 5: all right. Here it is barking traffic, okay, and you're
11:01
Speaker 5: blocking my safety report. Get out of here, all right,
11:08
Speaker 5: feeling they're very very touching. Gooday to you.
11:10
Speaker 2: How you doing, Harvey, I mean, Lloyd, Harvey, Lloyd, how
11:13
Speaker 2: you doing?
11:16
Speaker 5: I'm doing fine? Filling this Labor Days. There's a few
11:19
Speaker 5: tips that we want to give people on how to
11:21
Speaker 5: travel at a Labor Days. One of them is the
11:23
Speaker 5: peak hours tomorrow will be between what I say tomorrow,
11:27
Speaker 5: I mean, I wait a second, hold on for just
11:29
Speaker 5: a minute. Yeah, the peak hours tomorrow are going to be.
11:34
Speaker 5: Come on, baby, come on, I got to keep the
11:36
Speaker 5: God damn it, come on, hold on, I gotta. I
11:42
Speaker 5: just want to rip it up.
11:43
Speaker 2: Pill you there, I guess you just like it wrote.
12:01
Speaker 2: Are you there?
12:01
Speaker 5: Man?
12:01
Speaker 2: I mean, we just want to find out if you're
12:03
Speaker 2: anywhere there is now.
12:08
Speaker 5: All right, So yes, it's working, but I'm sorry then
12:11
Speaker 5: we hit I'm got a problem with either. With the
12:13
Speaker 5: peak driving hours on Monday Labor Day are usually between
12:16
Speaker 5: noon and four. That's still the four although the driving
12:19
Speaker 5: guys reflect the average times that they think that most
12:23
Speaker 5: people are driving their cars. So people learned that the
12:27
Speaker 5: average driving time on Labor Day is generally the same
12:30
Speaker 5: during a weekday, even though the peak hours are different.
12:33
Speaker 5: Nuon to four and another thing every time.
12:36
Speaker 1: Never never mind, that's that's fine. Never never mind, that's fine,
12:40
Speaker 1: never mind.
12:41
Speaker 5: All right, Just to let you know, Phil, this is
12:43
Speaker 5: the safety man. This is Mam Sarah tough By bonifying.
12:47
Speaker 2: Alright, all right, Lloyd bonafied there with safety two. I
12:56
Speaker 2: didn't understand a thing that jackass said, though, who does?
13:00
Speaker 2: Who does?
13:00
Speaker 1: We're gonna be right back here, World famous Phil Henry Show,
13:03
Speaker 1: Phil Everryshow dot com put Justin McElroy got to be
13:07
Speaker 1: coming up with this also, Dean Wheeler. Oh, Margaret, You've
13:09
Speaker 1: got a song to sing right by you.
13:11
Speaker 4: I'm going to be singing working in the coal mine
13:14
Speaker 4: going down.
13:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it, Oh do you get it? We'll
13:19
Speaker 2: be right back Phill Henry Show.
13:21
Speaker 4: She puts hey on the let's see what dates of
13:24
Speaker 4: those is going to be happening Bud eighteenth.
13:28
Speaker 1: Well I think it is September the eighteenth. Yeah, it's
13:30
Speaker 1: gonna be the LA Podcast Festival. We're gonna be at
13:33
Speaker 1: the LA Podcast Festival. We're gonna be performing at the
13:35
Speaker 1: LA Podcast Festival. We're gonna be standing around the LA
13:37
Speaker 1: Podcast Festival. We're gonna be people. Got that anyway, come
13:41
Speaker 1: on out to the LA Podcast Festival and see and
13:43
Speaker 1: hear and love and do. If you can't make it out,
13:45
Speaker 1: and I know that you can buy yourself a sort
13:48
Speaker 1: of a pass, a live streaming pass and access to
13:52
Speaker 1: the archives. We'll give you some details on that as
13:56
Speaker 1: we move along, but be that as it may, and
13:59
Speaker 1: all of that side. It's the LA Podcast Festival with
14:02
Speaker 1: yours truly, Phil, Henry and the crew will be out there.
14:05
Speaker 2: Well, now when is this because I've got to clear
14:07
Speaker 2: this time, Jason J J.
14:08
Speaker 4: Delbonico. You know we have to not get a babysitterup,
14:11
Speaker 4: but I've got to farm him out to someone. You
14:13
Speaker 4: gotta farm him, all right, Yes, what do you mean?
14:17
Speaker 6: Farm him out?
14:18
Speaker 2: We've got I can't just let him run.
14:20
Speaker 4: Wild in the streets while Frank and I are there
14:21
Speaker 4: at the Podcast Festival.
14:23
Speaker 1: I think it's the eighteenth. I'm pretty sure it's the eighteenth.
14:26
Speaker 1: I'm almost convinced it's the eighteenth. That's the LA Podcast Festival,
14:29
Speaker 1: and we will give you details as we continue on here.
14:33
Speaker 1: All right, So, also one thing I'll remind you of
14:36
Speaker 1: the Science of the Funny, our podcast that discusses the
14:38
Speaker 1: actual science, the craft and the putting together of comedy
14:41
Speaker 1: and the lives that go into the putting together that comedy.
14:44
Speaker 1: This week we're featuring comic Darren Carter, comedian Darren Carter.
14:48
Speaker 1: Darren a veteran stand up as well as actor as
14:51
Speaker 1: well as writer and producer Darren Carter. This is a
14:55
Speaker 1: guy who is incredibly inventive and comes from a some
14:58
Speaker 1: hard scrapple beginning. This man a funny cat.
15:02
Speaker 4: He's taken the raw material of a of a life
15:05
Speaker 4: struggle and turned it into comedy.
15:08
Speaker 1: He is Fred's nos atomic Energy. He is the Sandwalkings
15:11
Speaker 1: on Whirlwind and Tour de Force. Darren Carter this week
15:16
Speaker 1: on the Science of a Funny.
15:21
Speaker 2: Oh God, So Jesus Hendry a shout about your child,
15:25
Speaker 2: Take it easy.
15:26
Speaker 5: Sorry, Marko. What he got for us?
15:30
Speaker 4: Well, what I've got for you is the very very wonderful.
15:34
Speaker 4: Lee Dorsey is working in a coal mine going down,
15:37
Speaker 4: down down.
15:39
Speaker 7: You know what does that mean?
15:41
Speaker 2: Stop the music? All right, Bud? What did I tell you?
15:43
Speaker 2: Stop it? Stop it? Do you want to say that
15:46
Speaker 2: again when you talk about going down? Yeah, but don't
15:52
Speaker 2: do it, man, please, Bud, don't do it.
15:54
Speaker 6: Though I concur Hud.
15:56
Speaker 3: I'm just saying when she talks about going down, it
15:59
Speaker 3: sounds like she's talking about.
16:04
Speaker 2: And you would kick your head right, I'm breaking it.
16:07
Speaker 2: Brake it up, hold again, break it up. Come on,
16:10
Speaker 2: I'll deal with you later. And I swear to.
16:14
Speaker 5: You, go you little.
16:20
Speaker 2: Stop the music, Stop the music. What stop the music?
16:23
Speaker 5: Stop me? Hear me?
16:29
Speaker 2: Break it up.
16:31
Speaker 1: You're gonna die, and I swear to God, Bud you
16:33
Speaker 1: die slow, Hey, Bud, don't push your luck. Okay, Oh god.
16:41
Speaker 2: Damn, I've gotta get through this song and I'm gonna
16:43
Speaker 2: kill you. When I'm done, I'm going to kill you.
16:49
Speaker 2: Cut it out, Bud.
16:55
Speaker 4: Working in a coal mine, going downtown down Woo.
17:05
Speaker 5: How does that feel?
17:09
Speaker 4: Five o'clock in the morning. I'm already up and gone.
17:16
Speaker 4: Oh Frank, so tired. But how long can I go on?
17:21
Speaker 4: I'm working in a Col'm going down, down, down, working in.
17:26
Speaker 2: A cold whoops, I'm about to slip.
17:29
Speaker 4: Down, working back, going downtown, working, about to slip down.
17:36
Speaker 7: And then oh googogop.
17:43
Speaker 2: You're laughing out funny man, How long can this coat?
17:49
Speaker 4: I'm working in Frank's coal mine, going downtown, working.
17:53
Speaker 2: On Frank's coal mine. Wait wait, wait, wait, hold.
17:55
Speaker 7: On, hold on.
17:56
Speaker 1: You're telling Bud to be cool, and you're giving you
17:59
Speaker 1: get it that. I'm giving it the appropriate read.
18:02
Speaker 2: Yes, you deserve every bit of it you do. Dickman.
18:07
Speaker 2: You wouldn't shut the hole and you wouldn't shut the hole.
18:11
Speaker 2: Wh Bud, I can't save you here, man.
18:15
Speaker 7: She was asking who hole?
18:19
Speaker 2: I was asking for what?
18:21
Speaker 6: Well?
18:21
Speaker 2: You flogh woh woh woh wool God damn? What did
18:25
Speaker 2: you do?
18:25
Speaker 6: Beat his face in? Why you got?
18:28
Speaker 2: You got a problem with that film?
18:29
Speaker 5: No?
18:29
Speaker 2: Anybody here?
18:30
Speaker 5: You you you? No?
18:32
Speaker 2: I don't have problems, no, ma'am. Now let's start this again.
18:35
Speaker 2: I don't want any more. She at all?
18:38
Speaker 5: Right?
18:38
Speaker 7: Oh damn, working Frank cole mine.
18:45
Speaker 2: I sing, working in Frank's coll mine. Not you understand?
18:49
Speaker 7: Well, here we go.
18:54
Speaker 2: In honor of all of our laboring men and women.
18:57
Speaker 4: This then Lee Dorsey is working on Frank's I mean
19:00
Speaker 4: working working in a coal mine.
19:05
Speaker 2: I know what it's called.
19:06
Speaker 6: Thank you day, Google.
19:11
Speaker 2: Kill it.
19:14
Speaker 1: A little prick as I was singing working in a
19:18
Speaker 1: coal mine, Lee Dorsey, one of the old times. We
19:22
Speaker 1: may not get through the song, folks, Oh we'll get
19:24
Speaker 1: through it, don't worry. Yeah, I love this song. It's
19:37
Speaker 1: very it's very working man, very labor union.
19:40
Speaker 4: Working in a coal mine, going down down, working in
19:44
Speaker 4: a coal mine. Whoops, about to slip working going sp
19:54
Speaker 4: five o'clock in the I'm already up and gone on
20:00
Speaker 4: Frank lays, they're satiated. How long am I supposed to
20:05
Speaker 4: do double duty?
20:06
Speaker 3: All?
20:07
Speaker 4: Working in a comb mad, going down down, working in
20:11
Speaker 4: a call my going.
20:13
Speaker 2: He's doing blowjob again, Phil cal cut it up, Bud.
20:18
Speaker 4: Your ass, flip it down, because I make a little
20:22
Speaker 4: money hauling coal, if you'll.
20:25
Speaker 2: Pardon the expression.
20:27
Speaker 4: But when Saturday rolls around home, I'm too tired for
20:32
Speaker 4: having fun, and I'm working in a coal mad, going down, down.
20:37
Speaker 2: Down, working in a come.
20:40
Speaker 7: Down here it God, I'm about to slip down.
20:52
Speaker 4: Lord, I'm so tired. How Lord, will Fred have be
20:57
Speaker 4: doing double shifts? How long could this go on? Then
21:01
Speaker 4: I'm working in a coal mantain, going down and down,
21:04
Speaker 4: now working in a coal my whoops, about to step.
21:07
Speaker 2: Now I'm working mad and go in. Now working I'm
21:13
Speaker 2: about to slip down bive o'clock in the morning. Frank's
21:19
Speaker 2: up and gone on.
21:21
Speaker 4: I have to gnaw the ties off my hands, get
21:25
Speaker 4: myself free to make some coffee down, working in a
21:29
Speaker 4: coal mine, going down and down, now working in a
21:32
Speaker 4: coal my whoops, about to slip down, working cold my
21:36
Speaker 4: cole mine, now working in Frank's coal mine.
21:43
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Margaret Gray, All right, marcare very good?
21:49
Speaker 4: Say that again? Whoa too tight for heaven? They're working
21:55
Speaker 4: a home col.
21:57
Speaker 1: Mine, now doors, she's working to call mind Margaret Gray
22:01
Speaker 1: rocking this shit out of that man. That's great, Margaret,
22:03
Speaker 1: Thank you so very very deeply. World Famous Phil Henry
22:05
Speaker 1: showphilleryshow dot com.
22:06
Speaker 2: We gonna be back here in just a damn morning,
22:09
Speaker 2: all ride. What do I say? Just a damn Mormon,
22:12
Speaker 2: just a damn minute, said, just a damn Mormon.
22:17
Speaker 5: This is the world famous Phil Henry Show from the
22:19
Speaker 5: l Pacifico in southern California.
22:21
Speaker 2: Someone turned that fan off. I think we've polluted the airwaves.
22:25
Speaker 2: This is my main man. Two chains, Baby, I'm staring
22:29
Speaker 2: at my leg. Yeah, let's make a six tape and
22:32
Speaker 2: put it down't nick?
22:33
Speaker 4: Well?
22:34
Speaker 2: Everybody? We do have now our daily Classic podcast.
22:36
Speaker 4: If you're a backstage Past member and you have subscribed
22:39
Speaker 4: to our website, you get a daily classic podcast every
22:42
Speaker 4: single solitary day, bite sized nuggets from our archives.
22:47
Speaker 2: On Fridays, Phil has inaugurated.
22:49
Speaker 4: For all people who are not backstage past members, Classic Friday.
22:54
Speaker 2: That's right, two classic bits from our archives. Give it
22:57
Speaker 2: a sample.
22:57
Speaker 4: See if you don't like what you hear, see if
23:00
Speaker 4: you don't agree with what millions and millions and gazillions
23:02
Speaker 4: of others are saying. The greatest radio show in history,
23:05
Speaker 4: the world famous Phil Henry Show and Philanbryshow.
23:08
Speaker 1: Dot Com asked Margaret, and by the way, everyone get
23:10
Speaker 1: yourself some merchandise by going to the Phil Everry Show
23:13
Speaker 1: online store. Pick up a T shirt, ahead a shot glass. God,
23:18
Speaker 1: there's so much there. There's just it buggles the imagination
23:22
Speaker 1: how Phil Henry has been able to stuff that online
23:24
Speaker 1: store with so much quality. She Yet they're at a
23:28
Speaker 1: Phil Henry online store sold, they're at Philindryshow dot com.
23:32
Speaker 2: That's Phil Hendryshow dot com.
23:34
Speaker 7: I'll do what you can't do.
23:36
Speaker 2: You smoke that Abobby on this show? All right, you don't,
23:41
Speaker 2: you won't.
23:42
Speaker 1: Justin McElroy is a young guy that has been on
23:44
Speaker 1: our program for a long time. Justin has been uh well,
23:48
Speaker 1: Justin is and has been a student at La Canyon
23:51
Speaker 1: High School. Now, there was a some sort of a
23:54
Speaker 1: social studies test that they did last week a very
23:59
Speaker 1: very famous coffee shop up there in the La Canyon
24:02
Speaker 1: area which is called Carl's or not Carl's, Cal's Place,
24:05
Speaker 1: And we're going to talk to Justin about exactly what happened.
24:08
Speaker 1: Turn that music down, Bud, he can't use his hands yet. Jesus,
24:14
Speaker 1: you really kicked the shit out of him.
24:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a problem with it.
24:17
Speaker 1: No, I don't have a o't No. Justin, welcome to
24:22
Speaker 1: our program. How you doing, buddy?
24:24
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not sharing it. I'm proud to be on
24:26
Speaker 5: your program.
24:27
Speaker 1: And Justin, along with a classmate of yours, Sissy Wallace,
24:31
Speaker 1: you went into Cal's Place, a breakfast place there in
24:36
Speaker 1: the l A Canyon area of La County.
24:38
Speaker 5: Right, it's correct.
24:40
Speaker 2: Now, why did you select this restaurant and what did
24:43
Speaker 2: you do when you got in there?
24:45
Speaker 5: It's a place where mister Durgan is the owner, cal Durgan,
24:52
Speaker 5: his full name is Calvin Duran Calvin or Calvan Calvan
24:57
Speaker 5: because he's originally born in Germany, but he came over
25:01
Speaker 5: here and converted to not converted, but yeah, I converted
25:05
Speaker 5: to Americanism or became American.
25:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, I became an American citizen, right, Oh, yeah, I
25:10
Speaker 2: think he's.
25:11
Speaker 5: An American citizen or he still has a green green.
25:14
Speaker 5: I made a joke with him, I said, do you
25:15
Speaker 5: have a green card? Or do you have like a
25:17
Speaker 5: khaki card now? Or is it light? Is it almost
25:21
Speaker 5: like blue? And he went, I should you know, get
25:23
Speaker 5: out of here? And I went like, okay, that's why
25:27
Speaker 5: we did what we did because I wasn't sure if
25:29
Speaker 5: he was an American or not.
25:30
Speaker 2: All right, let's tell people what you did.
25:34
Speaker 5: Well, do you want to mister Henry? No?
25:36
Speaker 2: You I mean you said let's us No, he means
25:39
Speaker 2: you justin you tell?
25:42
Speaker 5: Okay, Well here's what I here's what we did. We
25:47
Speaker 5: went in there and my friend Sissy Wallis had a
25:50
Speaker 5: Brica underneath her like underneath her her blouse, and I
25:55
Speaker 5: had a turban that I had stuff that I had
25:57
Speaker 5: stuffed into a into a bag that I had some
26:00
Speaker 5: just like I bought a comic book, and I bought
26:02
Speaker 5: or not a comic book, but I bought it was
26:04
Speaker 5: more like a a I guess, an illustrated novel.
26:09
Speaker 2: Okay, mister Henry, Yeah, okay, fine, fine, all right.
26:11
Speaker 5: So anyway, and when we went into mister Durgan's restaurant,
26:17
Speaker 5: he says, hey, how you doing justin I go, oh, fine,
26:18
Speaker 5: mister Durgans, remember you said that you may still have
26:21
Speaker 5: a green cart. He goes, yeah, he goes, what about it?
26:23
Speaker 5: I go, remember when I said it's probably still just
26:26
Speaker 5: taki or blue. He goes, yeah, what about that? I go,
26:29
Speaker 5: just just I'm asking you if you just remember nothing more.
26:32
Speaker 5: And he goes and he kind of looked at me
26:33
Speaker 5: like I was weird. So he turned around and went
26:35
Speaker 5: back to the kitchen and I sat down, and so
26:39
Speaker 5: it's just now. This is on Sunday, at about eleven thirty.
26:42
Speaker 5: Every Sunday, he comes out and makes a speech to
26:45
Speaker 5: the people that are assembled there in the restaurant about
26:49
Speaker 5: how wonderful it is to be an American and how
26:52
Speaker 5: he thinks there's going to be like a terrorist attack
26:55
Speaker 5: and you know we're you know, not protected and all
26:58
Speaker 5: this stuff. So when we heard him do that, I thought, okay,
27:01
Speaker 5: this would be the perfect time to do it. So
27:03
Speaker 5: he came out and now, hold on for just a minute.
27:06
Speaker 5: I want to be clear on what do you mean?
27:08
Speaker 5: You went in there and asked him about do you
27:10
Speaker 5: remember what? No? I asked him. I said, do you
27:12
Speaker 5: remember when you said you had a green card? He goes, yeah.
27:15
Speaker 5: I said, you probably had it so long that it's
27:17
Speaker 5: like a blue card now, or maybe even TACKI He goes, yeah,
27:20
Speaker 5: what about He's getting kind of pissed off. I go nothing.
27:22
Speaker 5: So that's when he turned around.
27:23
Speaker 2: All right, So he turns around. So you were taunting him.
27:26
Speaker 5: I wasn't really so much taunting him as I was
27:28
Speaker 5: just I was hold on for a minute, slow down,
27:33
Speaker 5: justin your Yeah. I wasn't so much taunting him as
27:36
Speaker 5: I was. I was saying to him, just do you
27:40
Speaker 5: remember do you remember?
27:41
Speaker 2: Okay, do you remember? Because you're getting him ready for something, well,
27:45
Speaker 2: I mean.
27:45
Speaker 5: It's not like I'm a little bit of him up
27:48
Speaker 5: for it.
27:48
Speaker 2: Oh what are you talking?
27:49
Speaker 4: About we're talking about a grown beat. Why do you
27:51
Speaker 4: have to introduce something sexual like that?
27:53
Speaker 5: What is that?
27:53
Speaker 2: Yah?
27:53
Speaker 6: That's very very extremely.
27:55
Speaker 2: Wrong of you.
27:56
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, mister Ry goes, you know, you're getting
27:58
Speaker 5: him ready for something.
27:59
Speaker 2: You know exactly what I meant?
28:01
Speaker 5: All right? Well, yeah, I was sort of getting him
28:02
Speaker 5: ready for there was going to be a surprise, not
28:05
Speaker 5: getting him ready like you know, take three fingers of loob.
28:07
Speaker 4: And I didn't say anything of that sort. All right,
28:10
Speaker 4: you know you went, I didn't say that, So you
28:12
Speaker 4: have the same problem he had.
28:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure you went kind of your tongue kind
28:16
Speaker 5: of did lose loose muscular control?
28:19
Speaker 6: It did film.
28:20
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks a lot.
28:21
Speaker 1: So anyway, now you've set this guy up for some
28:25
Speaker 1: kind of thing that's about to happen.
28:26
Speaker 5: Well, it's not really. I just said, do you remember Haunt?
28:28
Speaker 5: Do you remember? And he goes, yeah, he looks all irritated.
28:32
Speaker 6: Erriottd too haf to do him. Do you remember hun?
28:34
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
28:34
Speaker 5: Yeah?
28:34
Speaker 2: You didn't.
28:35
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I was just simply trying to say
28:37
Speaker 5: to him, do you remember the time? Do you remember Hank?
28:39
Speaker 5: Do you remember?
28:40
Speaker 2: Okay? All right, so you said that and you got
28:41
Speaker 2: him dutifully pissed off, right.
28:44
Speaker 5: I got him how pissed off?
28:46
Speaker 2: So he but in other words, he got pissed off.
28:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got pissed off. So he comes back out,
28:51
Speaker 5: and I know he's going to make the speech that
28:52
Speaker 5: he makes every single Sunday at eleven thirty, and he'll
28:57
Speaker 5: go like, yeah, ladies and John, and my name is
29:00
Speaker 5: Cal Jurgen or cal Van Durgen. I'm a native of Germany,
29:04
Speaker 5: but I am a American. And that's when I said,
29:09
Speaker 5: are you you know? And then Sissy sort of kicked
29:12
Speaker 5: me not to say. I was going to say, are
29:14
Speaker 5: you sure you're American? Or do you have just a
29:16
Speaker 5: khaki card? You know?
29:18
Speaker 2: Why? Why did you have it in for this guy?
29:20
Speaker 5: No, no reason, just because I wanted to experiment, you know,
29:25
Speaker 5: experiment with all you were about to do. But we
29:28
Speaker 5: thought we would go into his restaurant because he's the
29:31
Speaker 5: guy that was like talking all about how you know
29:33
Speaker 5: America is going to be attacked to him by a
29:35
Speaker 5: tear by a tourist. Not a tourist, a tear.
29:39
Speaker 1: A terrorist, yeah, a terrorist. And all right, so you
29:43
Speaker 1: went in there, she's hiding a burka. You got a turbine,
29:46
Speaker 1: Am I correct? And assuming that at some point you
29:48
Speaker 1: put those on, Yes, sir, yes we did.
29:51
Speaker 6: At what point?
29:52
Speaker 5: Well, about five minutes in, at the five way mark
29:54
Speaker 5: of his speech, which goes on for about fifteen minutes,
29:57
Speaker 5: and he talks about America is a great country, and
29:59
Speaker 5: he talks about how we're probably gonna get attacked again
30:02
Speaker 5: by a tourist.
30:03
Speaker 2: And he talks about by a not a tourist. Why
30:06
Speaker 2: get you get that word right? What's wrong with you?
30:07
Speaker 5: Man? What's wrong with me? Oh? My god?
30:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrorist, not tourist, stranger.
30:13
Speaker 5: I'm on the program. I'm trying to remember all all
30:15
Speaker 5: the details.
30:16
Speaker 3: Don't remember all the details. You remember all that stuff
30:18
Speaker 3: you don't need a member, like how you're giving him
30:21
Speaker 3: crap and everything. Forget about all the shit about how
30:23
Speaker 3: you're saying to him.
30:24
Speaker 1: Hey, mister Durgan, do you remember when I asked you
30:27
Speaker 1: about your khaki card.
30:28
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's pretty pivotal in that he was
30:31
Speaker 5: getting irritated, all.
30:32
Speaker 1: Right, So you figure it's pivotal that you got him
30:34
Speaker 1: irritated by taunting him with the khaki card thing.
30:37
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think it was taunting him, obviously, it
30:39
Speaker 4: was taunting him justin because he looked irritated, as you say,
30:44
Speaker 4: and you did that just before he was going to
30:46
Speaker 4: come out and make this speech. Now go ahead and continue,
30:49
Speaker 4: all right.
30:49
Speaker 5: I mean, so he comes out, he's talking about America,
30:52
Speaker 5: how bitching everything is, and how bitching it's all going
30:55
Speaker 5: to be, and we're like, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, and
31:00
Speaker 5: uh uh.
31:00
Speaker 2: Were you saying that out loud?
31:01
Speaker 5: No? But I mean I was gonna say, hey, what
31:04
Speaker 5: about your Kaki card? But that's when Sissy, you know't
31:06
Speaker 5: pinch me, and you know, pinch me pretty hard. And
31:09
Speaker 5: I did go uh like that. I did try to
31:11
Speaker 5: stifle it, but I think he then he looked over
31:13
Speaker 5: at me again and he got even more irritated. You know.
31:17
Speaker 2: All right, now hold on for a minute.
31:19
Speaker 5: You already know this guy's getting irritated because you asked
31:21
Speaker 5: him about his Khaki card and this sissy pinched your
31:24
Speaker 5: real hard. Yeah she did, she did. All right, go ahead,
31:28
Speaker 5: go on, okay, So he goes, yeah, an American, we're
31:31
Speaker 5: gonna be attacked again. And that's when I elbowed Sissy
31:35
Speaker 5: and I said, okay, uh five seconds, four seconds, because
31:39
Speaker 5: I did like a countdown general, you know, how they
31:42
Speaker 5: do in the army. Well, we don't do countdowns in
31:44
Speaker 5: the army that way, but is just go ahead with
31:46
Speaker 5: your don't look at kid, don't try to tie this
31:47
Speaker 5: in tending military operation. Well that's what I did. I went, okay,
31:51
Speaker 5: fine for and I'm doing it really light, you know, fine,
31:55
Speaker 5: four three two one, salaam is. It was the keyword.
32:01
Speaker 5: She slipped the burka on.
32:03
Speaker 2: So you guys are doing some countdown. Did he hear that?
32:05
Speaker 5: Oh yeah he did. He looked over and he got
32:07
Speaker 5: even really pissed off. He was looking all yeah, like
32:11
Speaker 5: his face was scrunched up, you know.
32:12
Speaker 2: All right, So first you ask him if he's got
32:14
Speaker 2: a Khaki card. He looks pissed. Then he asked this guy.
32:17
Speaker 1: Then you get pinched and you go oh, and he
32:19
Speaker 1: looks really pissed, And then you went salaam.
32:22
Speaker 5: Well, I think he heard the countdown too.
32:24
Speaker 2: You didn't give this guy a chance to give this
32:26
Speaker 2: speech at all, did you.
32:27
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's giving it. He's five minutes in it. The
32:29
Speaker 5: five way mark. You know, we mean the five way mark,
32:32
Speaker 5: I mean at the five second mark.
32:34
Speaker 2: All right, So you went salaam on when her burka
32:37
Speaker 2: on went your turbine.
32:38
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's when he turned and he looked at me,
32:40
Speaker 5: and I had on the turbin and she had on
32:43
Speaker 5: the burka, and that's when we both together we went
32:45
Speaker 5: no no, no, now no, no, no, now no no
32:50
Speaker 5: do doo doom doo doo doom doo doo doo doo
32:52
Speaker 5: like that.
32:53
Speaker 2: And so you did that fake Arab song that they
32:56
Speaker 2: do in the cartoons.
32:57
Speaker 5: Well, mister Enery, I'm not familiar with how fake it is.
33:00
Speaker 2: Now, mister Henry's absolutely right. It's that goofy cartoon song. Yes,
33:05
Speaker 2: we all know. It's like the snake charmer song. What
33:08
Speaker 2: the snake charmer song?
33:09
Speaker 5: Yeah?
33:09
Speaker 7: Tell me guys, you got a charm of snake out
33:11
Speaker 7: of a basket?
33:13
Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay, man, do you want to talk about charman
33:15
Speaker 5: a snake? Shit?
33:16
Speaker 6: No, nothing, don't even talking about it.
33:18
Speaker 2: Snake charming India, You have.
33:19
Speaker 5: A dickmens all like you ever tell you your charm
33:21
Speaker 5: your snake? Hey man, speak for yourself on that.
33:24
Speaker 1: All right, look at Jason before I hang up on you,
33:27
Speaker 1: I want this to take an decidedly adult turn.
33:30
Speaker 2: Okay, now you've been tauting this.
33:31
Speaker 5: Guy, Streenery. I'm just telling you what we did for
33:33
Speaker 5: school project.
33:34
Speaker 6: You did this for a school project.
33:36
Speaker 2: You pissed this guy off for a school project.
33:38
Speaker 1: Just what you did, no, sir, No, sir, Yes, you
33:41
Speaker 1: did your school project pissing off some guy who's an
33:44
Speaker 1: immigrant who may or may not be a citizen because
33:47
Speaker 1: he happens to love this country.
33:49
Speaker 5: Well, a guy's been here for, like, you know, twenty years.
33:52
Speaker 2: How can you be here for twenty years and and
33:54
Speaker 2: only have a green card?
33:55
Speaker 5: Is that?
33:55
Speaker 2: Is that possible? I don't know. Possibly, I'm telling you, mister.
33:59
Speaker 5: And he's got a khanky.
34:00
Speaker 2: But you don't even know if the guys a citizen
34:01
Speaker 2: or not? Do yet?
34:02
Speaker 5: Well? I asked the guy. He didn't tell me. He
34:04
Speaker 5: just goes, what what you know that? So?
34:07
Speaker 2: So you did that?
34:09
Speaker 7: So you did the cartoon song?
34:11
Speaker 5: Well no, so he goes. So he goes, hey, what
34:14
Speaker 5: are you kids doing? And we go. I go five
34:17
Speaker 5: four three two one. She puts on the book. I
34:19
Speaker 5: put on it on a turbine and I go, you know,
34:21
Speaker 5: do do do do do do do do do do
34:24
Speaker 5: do And he stopped and he's looking at it. He's going,
34:26
Speaker 5: shut up, shut up, do do do do do do
34:29
Speaker 5: do do do do Like that okay, and why what
34:33
Speaker 5: did he do? He threw us out, He grabbed us
34:34
Speaker 5: and pushed us out. He goes, get out of here,
34:36
Speaker 5: Get out of here, get out of here. And I go,
34:38
Speaker 5: I got a constitutional right. He goes, no, you don't.
34:40
Speaker 5: I have the right to refuse service. I go yeah,
34:44
Speaker 5: to a dude's that that's wearing to a dude's what's
34:47
Speaker 5: that are that are wearing burkas?
34:49
Speaker 2: You know, to a dude or dudes?
34:52
Speaker 5: He said, I have the right to refuse service. And
34:54
Speaker 5: I go yeah to a.
34:55
Speaker 2: Dude's two dudes?
34:57
Speaker 5: You mean no, I said, to a dude's that are
35:00
Speaker 5: both wearing burkas?
35:01
Speaker 2: To a dudes that are both wearing burkas?
35:04
Speaker 5: All right, well, GOVI sarn your nitpicking. Nat. The point
35:06
Speaker 5: is I had on a I didn't have a burke on.
35:09
Speaker 5: I had on a turban. Well, what did you do
35:11
Speaker 5: it for?
35:11
Speaker 2: What was the point of it?
35:13
Speaker 5: It was a social It was a social studies experiment
35:17
Speaker 5: that we did for mister Blondell's class to show how
35:20
Speaker 5: you know the limits of free of free speech in America.
35:24
Speaker 5: And we showed that there is done.
35:26
Speaker 1: Not really all right, You don't seem to understand the
35:29
Speaker 1: whole idea of a business license owner who enjoys the
35:34
Speaker 1: freedom to remove from his business anyone that is upsetting
35:37
Speaker 1: the clientele or anyone that is disturbing the business.
35:41
Speaker 5: Well, but mister Henry, I thought you said the last
35:43
Speaker 5: time we talked that if you have a license to
35:46
Speaker 5: do business with the public, then you're supposed to let
35:49
Speaker 5: people be in there.
35:50
Speaker 1: I was talking about the discrimination against people based upon race, color,
35:54
Speaker 1: creed in the Public Accommodations Act of the Civil Rights Act.
35:58
Speaker 1: You cannot discriminate against people in those grounds. You have
36:01
Speaker 1: to serve them if you have a license to do
36:04
Speaker 1: business with a public, a public business license.
36:06
Speaker 2: That's different from.
36:07
Speaker 1: Having to put up with two clowns that are trying
36:10
Speaker 1: to disrupt his business.
36:11
Speaker 2: Which is what you were doing now, Jason.
36:14
Speaker 4: I am very sympathetic to the liberal cause, and I'm
36:17
Speaker 4: very sympathetic to the plight of our Arab friends.
36:20
Speaker 2: And I'm certainly not very.
36:22
Speaker 4: Sympathetic to some old crone who's living over here may
36:27
Speaker 4: not be a citizen.
36:28
Speaker 2: I don't know. Cal Van Durgan, that's very very suspect. Now,
36:32
Speaker 2: Nevanish German. So the name is going to be roused differently.
36:35
Speaker 2: Uh huh, but I will not what do you mean,
36:38
Speaker 2: uh huh that get sidetracked.
36:41
Speaker 4: But I will not abide two young people such as yourselves,
36:45
Speaker 4: mocking that man's speech that he gives to his clientele
36:48
Speaker 4: about America wearing a burka and a turban.
36:51
Speaker 2: And by the way, what do you mean a turban?
36:54
Speaker 5: Well, I mean it was a turban from I got
36:56
Speaker 5: from the Magic store.
36:58
Speaker 1: I realized that the first of all those turbans that
37:01
Speaker 1: don't wear in the Middle East, those are like Indian turbans.
37:04
Speaker 5: Well, I got it from the magic store.
37:06
Speaker 2: I don't know where did you get the burka?
37:08
Speaker 5: Sissy made it. She just took some sheets, we died
37:10
Speaker 5: them black and then stitched them together and put a
37:12
Speaker 5: hole in the middle of it. And he's all like, hey,
37:15
Speaker 5: cut it out, cut it out, your kids, And we're like,
37:17
Speaker 5: doo do do do do do do do? And we
37:22
Speaker 5: were trying to do the free speech and he wouldn't
37:24
Speaker 5: let us.
37:24
Speaker 6: You guys are idiots.
37:25
Speaker 7: Man had that free speech.
37:27
Speaker 2: That's not free speech.
37:29
Speaker 1: Well how do you figure that, man, because, like Phil said, oh,
37:32
Speaker 1: a general general this because, as I said, you cannot
37:36
Speaker 1: go into someone's business and disrupt it. That is not
37:39
Speaker 1: part of your constitutional That is not part of your
37:42
Speaker 1: right as a citizen who is entering a place that
37:45
Speaker 1: is doing business with the public.
37:46
Speaker 2: If a business says we're doing business with.
37:48
Speaker 1: The public, they are legally bound to serve that public
37:54
Speaker 1: legally bound, or they can lose their business license.
37:57
Speaker 2: As it turns out, Uh, you overstep that.
38:00
Speaker 1: You went in there, and you weren't just being a
38:02
Speaker 1: citizen who was partaking of this service that they were providing.
38:07
Speaker 1: You were mocking, you are disrupting, you were causing the problem.
38:10
Speaker 1: You were interrupting the guy's speech, and to that end,
38:14
Speaker 1: you were violating the law yourself.
38:17
Speaker 5: But mister Henry was still it was civil disobedience and everything,
38:20
Speaker 5: all right, So that's civil disobedience.
38:21
Speaker 1: Then you admit you're breaking the law. What do you
38:24
Speaker 1: mean you admit you're breaking the law If it's civil disobedience.
38:27
Speaker 7: Don't you understand too? Good?
38:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you couldn't even under explain it or
38:33
Speaker 5: whatever you want to say.
38:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do civil disabassin, explain it. If you
38:36
Speaker 3: do civil disobedience, you're disobedient to it.
38:40
Speaker 2: Well, does that mean disobedience to it?
38:41
Speaker 5: Man?
38:42
Speaker 1: I mean that when you're civilly disobedient. You know you're
38:46
Speaker 1: breaking the law, and you do it anyway for a
38:49
Speaker 1: higher moral purpose.
38:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we were doing.
38:52
Speaker 1: Okay, then you should have been prepared to be arrested,
38:55
Speaker 1: not sit there and claim that you get free speech.
38:58
Speaker 5: What about the lady in in.
39:01
Speaker 2: In Kentucky?
39:03
Speaker 5: Is that what it's called?
39:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a state. Ever heard of it?
39:06
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry. What about that lady?
39:08
Speaker 2: What about her?
39:09
Speaker 5: Well, she's trying to get out of jail and everything.
39:12
Speaker 5: That lady.
39:12
Speaker 1: If she's practicing civil disobedience, then she should accept her
39:16
Speaker 1: jail term. Now her lawyer is trying to get her
39:18
Speaker 1: sprung based upon some legal grounds. However, I'm not I
39:23
Speaker 1: don't see that she's admitting that she didn't break that
39:26
Speaker 1: she's breaking that she didn't break the law.
39:28
Speaker 2: See that again, Yeah, that was very confusing, feel that
39:30
Speaker 2: she did.
39:31
Speaker 1: I don't know that she's actually saying, no, I didn't
39:33
Speaker 1: break the law. I'm not guilty. I think she knows
39:35
Speaker 1: she's guilty. I think her lawyer's trying to spring her
39:37
Speaker 1: on unless you know something else, general.
39:39
Speaker 6: I don't.
39:39
Speaker 1: No, I don't know anything else, but we certainly can
39:41
Speaker 1: get to Harvey Werman back.
39:43
Speaker 6: On here and yeah, Marvey wer Mclaw.
39:46
Speaker 1: Call up Harvey. We just had him on the line here.
39:48
Speaker 1: He was talking with us about the about what was
39:52
Speaker 1: that he was talking with us about. Oh yeah, Malaysian
39:55
Speaker 1: Air three seventy and that they're still looking for that
39:57
Speaker 1: Harvey on the line.
39:58
Speaker 2: Hey, Harvey, it's Phil Henry here. How are you.
40:00
Speaker 5: I'm fine, what's going on?
40:02
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to get you, you know, back on the program.
40:04
Speaker 1: We've got with us here. Justin McElroy, who's a young student. Hey,
40:08
Speaker 1: got thrown out of a restaurant on Sunday for making
40:10
Speaker 1: fun of a guy's speech.
40:12
Speaker 5: Uh there you I've been listening. If you're a kid,
40:15
Speaker 5: put the you put on a burka, and you put
40:17
Speaker 5: a turb put put the turbulet on. Well, yes, sir,
40:20
Speaker 5: I mean I didn't put on a turblet. I put
40:22
Speaker 5: on a I put the turbine on. You did, indeed
40:25
Speaker 5: put it on? Now, oh yes, sir? All right, Well
40:27
Speaker 5: that that right there. If you uh make too, if
40:31
Speaker 5: you make to put on a turbine, then you've already
40:35
Speaker 5: violated the law insofar as disturbing or upsetting the service
40:41
Speaker 5: of breakfast in the establishment to your space. Now, you
40:45
Speaker 5: say the guy was giving a speech. Well, yes, sir,
40:48
Speaker 5: he was giving a speech about America and how much
40:50
Speaker 5: he loved it and how and about the terrorisms. And
40:54
Speaker 5: I go and and that's when Sissy and I go, okay,
40:57
Speaker 5: four five three four or five? I mean, I mean,
41:02
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, I mean five four three two?
41:05
Speaker 5: What salam?
41:06
Speaker 2: Do?
41:06
Speaker 5: Do? Do? Do? Do you know? And yeah, no, I
41:09
Speaker 5: hear you. So you went salaam and you put your
41:11
Speaker 5: helmet on, you put your turbine on? Right, Well, yeah
41:13
Speaker 5: it was. It wasn't a helmet. No, I know, you
41:15
Speaker 5: put a turbinon. And what did she put on? She
41:18
Speaker 5: put on a burka and she put on the burger.
41:20
Speaker 5: Now this guy is giving a speech. Now. You said
41:22
Speaker 5: earlier that you had been mocking him. Well, I mean
41:26
Speaker 5: I said, hey, hey, old man Durgan. Did you call
41:28
Speaker 5: him old man Durgen? Very important? I don't know. I
41:31
Speaker 5: might have said, hey, cal Van, all right, go ahead.
41:35
Speaker 5: I said, uh, you're green cards so old it's probably blue.
41:38
Speaker 5: And he goes, what did he say? Exactly? You just
41:42
Speaker 5: went what? Let mean write that down? What what you? Uh?
41:46
Speaker 5: Thank you? I got my who paralegal is here? Uh?
41:49
Speaker 5: Right down and then what well then and then he
41:52
Speaker 5: goes what And then he came out and he started
41:54
Speaker 5: to do his speech. Now, had you put your turbinon? No, sir,
41:58
Speaker 5: I hadn't. All right, the team out started to do
42:00
Speaker 5: a speech and he's all, America will be attacked by
42:03
Speaker 5: a terrorism. And what do you mean by a terror?
42:06
Speaker 5: What did he say? That's what he said, America is
42:09
Speaker 5: going to be attacked by a terrorism or don't want
42:11
Speaker 5: I mean a terrorist? Yeah, because you can't get attacked
42:13
Speaker 5: by goodhead. I got to get another pen hold on
42:18
Speaker 5: my paralegal. Yeah, it's Dwayne. How you doing, Dwyane. I'm
42:24
Speaker 5: just dated to get a pencil. I don't want a pencil.
42:26
Speaker 5: I want a pen You have to You've got to
42:28
Speaker 5: do it in pen Okay, wait a minute, and don't
42:31
Speaker 5: grab the phone for me.
42:32
Speaker 2: Say hi to him for us.
42:33
Speaker 5: Okay, Bell Andrey says, hello, Dwayne him mister herey, I
42:37
Speaker 5: do him, buddy, Okay, I have one now, all right,
42:41
Speaker 5: take this down. Justin McElroy, Ah, heldy, justin. I'm seventeen.
42:47
Speaker 5: Justin mclroy seventeen Injury Establishment, private restaurant to perform a
42:52
Speaker 5: demonstration against the anti terrorist philosophy. It wasn't really against
42:58
Speaker 5: anti terrorism, which him to make fun of the American way,
43:02
Speaker 5: of the American way that he was, to make fun
43:04
Speaker 5: of the American way that he was. He started singing
43:08
Speaker 5: the fake Arab cartoon song do Do Do Do Do
43:12
Speaker 5: of the snake Charmer. Yes, that's it, the snake Charmer.
43:15
Speaker 5: At which time then what happened? Then? Then mister Durgan goes, Okay,
43:21
Speaker 5: that's it, that's it. Get your hind ends out of here,
43:24
Speaker 5: and don't ever let me see don't ever let me
43:26
Speaker 5: see the light of day again. And he and he
43:28
Speaker 5: kicked us out. This is very important. Did he say
43:31
Speaker 5: don't ever let me see the light of day again? Yes, sir,
43:35
Speaker 5: he did. He said, that's it, that's it.
43:37
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are you sure
43:39
Speaker 2: you're not mishearing this?
43:40
Speaker 5: He hey, Henry, let me interrogate my witness in my
43:43
Speaker 5: own way.
43:44
Speaker 4: What the hell do you think this is, because that's
43:46
Speaker 4: very much a non secretary of you said, that's it,
43:49
Speaker 4: that's it, Get out, and don't ever let me see
43:51
Speaker 4: the light of day again.
43:52
Speaker 2: I think the kids miss hearing it.
43:53
Speaker 5: Again. Boy, you sure don't talk too good. No, mister Henry.
43:58
Speaker 2: I meant to say the word again, mister Dary.
44:01
Speaker 5: He said, that's it, that's it.
44:03
Speaker 2: Let me call off sissy, Okay, don't We don't have
44:06
Speaker 2: time for you to call her up? What did what
44:07
Speaker 2: was said?
44:08
Speaker 5: He said, that's it, that's it. You kids get out
44:12
Speaker 5: of here and don't ever let me see the light
44:14
Speaker 5: of day again. All right? So that guy said, you
44:16
Speaker 5: kids get out of here and don't let me see
44:20
Speaker 5: the light of day again. You got a stand, phil,
44:21
Speaker 5: So what he was saying was something contradictory. Are they
44:24
Speaker 5: supposed to leave? Are they supposed to turn around and
44:26
Speaker 5: somehow abduct or otherwise impinge upon the free actions of
44:32
Speaker 5: mister Durgan by not letting him see the light of day?
44:35
Speaker 2: Well, this is absolute hope.
44:37
Speaker 5: Do you know so?
44:38
Speaker 4: Well the young man is mishearing it? Most likely was
44:40
Speaker 4: that he said, and I don't want to see you
44:42
Speaker 4: around here again.
44:43
Speaker 2: Wasn't that it? Justin?
44:44
Speaker 5: No, ma'am, No, ma'am, no, it wasn't.
44:47
Speaker 2: Are you sure justin? Because it just doesn't make any
44:49
Speaker 2: sense for a guy to say that.
44:50
Speaker 5: I understand that. And I even said to him, oh, yeah,
44:53
Speaker 5: you don't want me to blitch you see the light
44:55
Speaker 5: of day, and he goes, what like that? All right,
44:59
Speaker 5: don't unny words this guy? For the third time. The
45:02
Speaker 5: third time, he goes, what like that? Yes, sir, he did, Yes, sir,
45:06
Speaker 5: he did you get that? Dwain? Uh yeah, for the
45:09
Speaker 5: third time. Oh, I broke my pencil. The pencils I said,
45:14
Speaker 5: get a pen Okay, hold on, we got to get
45:17
Speaker 5: a pen there's probably one of my briefcase. Uh hey,
45:22
Speaker 5: mister ware mc, can I ask a question. We're on
45:24
Speaker 5: the air right now. Okay, Well, if they call it
45:26
Speaker 5: a briefcase, do you carry briefs like underwear? I had
45:30
Speaker 5: to slap you, okay for three times. The guy goes there, so.
45:36
Speaker 1: All right, so justin obviously, when you said to him,
45:40
Speaker 1: so does that mean you want us to keep you
45:42
Speaker 1: from seeing the light of day?
45:44
Speaker 2: He didn't quite understand you.
45:45
Speaker 5: Well, but he'd been doing that the whole time. He'd
45:47
Speaker 5: been going what what what? All that shit or excuse
45:50
Speaker 5: me all that?
45:51
Speaker 2: Would you watch your language? Please? You're a seventeen year
45:53
Speaker 2: old punk kid.
45:55
Speaker 1: God man, Yeah, I agree, watch your language. So what
46:01
Speaker 1: did you feel that he said that he understood what
46:04
Speaker 1: you said.
46:05
Speaker 5: I yes, I do, Yes, I do. When I go.
46:09
Speaker 5: When he said, don't get out of here. Okay, okay,
46:12
Speaker 5: get out of here, and don't ever let me see
46:13
Speaker 5: the light of day again. I'm going to you. So
46:16
Speaker 5: you don't want us to do so, you don't want
46:18
Speaker 5: us to have you see the light of day. And
46:20
Speaker 5: he goes, what like that, that's the third time he
46:23
Speaker 5: done it.
46:24
Speaker 1: Well, as long as that guy looked as bifuddled as
46:26
Speaker 1: he did, maybe they've got a case.
46:28
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll say you got a case. You got a
46:29
Speaker 5: very good case, kid. I look, I want to get
46:32
Speaker 5: your phone number on call Phil later. I don't want
46:35
Speaker 5: you to give me your phone number now. Whatever you're
46:36
Speaker 5: do and I'll do it over the air.
46:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it over the air.
46:38
Speaker 5: Okay, it's five five five.
46:40
Speaker 2: Don't do it over the air man.
46:42
Speaker 5: Oh jesus. So I'll get your number later and we'll
46:47
Speaker 5: see what we can do about this situation now where
46:50
Speaker 5: you arrested. Yeah, I was arrested by the by the
46:54
Speaker 5: uh Pa Junga police.
46:57
Speaker 2: Okay, the Tahunga police.
46:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, the police. And the guy goes disturbing, and you
47:03
Speaker 5: were disturbing. It was probably causing a disturbance.
47:06
Speaker 2: I would think that sounds about right, Harvey.
47:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, Margaret, thank you. I know you're married
47:12
Speaker 5: to a lawyer, but that doesn't make you one.
47:14
Speaker 2: I beg your part.
47:15
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be a lawyer, and there's no
47:16
Speaker 4: point in insulting me and embarrassing me like that.
47:18
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Margaret, but I'm in the middle of consulting
47:21
Speaker 5: with a client here. All right, very good, kid, And
47:25
Speaker 5: I understand that your father is a dentist and is
47:30
Speaker 5: distantly related to Bobby Dooley. Oh yeah, my father is
47:34
Speaker 5: her brother in law.
47:35
Speaker 2: I got Okay, what does that got to do with anything?
47:38
Speaker 5: What has it got to do it? Because they got
47:40
Speaker 5: working in this pro bono? Yeah, my dad has money.
47:44
Speaker 2: Okay, great, are you guys take care of it then?
47:47
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, all right, Phil, we'll take care of it.
47:50
Speaker 2: There it is.
47:51
Speaker 1: Well, you know, there's a lot that's wrong with that
47:53
Speaker 1: whole thing. First of all, this kid Tonning a private
47:56
Speaker 1: business owner that bothers the hell out of me. Secondly,
47:59
Speaker 1: this tech the County of get out of here and
48:02
Speaker 1: don't ever let me see the light of day again.
48:04
Speaker 2: Chares Devilla. The van was very confused. Now, what about
48:07
Speaker 2: Ben Moistenter. The guy's confused and he doesn't know what
48:09
Speaker 2: he's hearing.
48:10
Speaker 3: Mister Henry's not a lawyer, will you you're not sure something?
48:13
Speaker 3: Jeff SA's opinion? But I can give an opinion. But okay, yeah,
48:17
Speaker 3: what about my opinion? In my opinion, no one's asking
48:20
Speaker 3: you for your opinion? What about your opinion? Thank you
48:23
Speaker 3: very much, Robert, you're welcome. Wait a minute, I was
48:27
Speaker 3: asked first. Can I come next?
48:28
Speaker 2: Okay?
48:29
Speaker 6: Actually I should come next.
48:31
Speaker 5: Up.
48:31
Speaker 3: Just wait now I forgot what the question was. Glad, Yeah,
48:36
Speaker 3: I believe that what should happen here, I forget.
48:40
Speaker 4: No, I believe that what should happen here is that
48:42
Speaker 4: this young man is defended. But I think at some
48:46
Speaker 4: point the judge is going to say, no, you misheard it.
48:48
Speaker 4: It's a nonsensical phrase. It could not possibly be construed
48:51
Speaker 4: to mean get out of here and don't ever let
48:54
Speaker 4: me see the light of day again, given their actions.
48:57
Speaker 2: Now that makes sense, that makes sense. You're not a lawyer.
49:01
Speaker 4: I don't give a sweet hot holy shit, he'll excuse
49:05
Speaker 4: my language.
49:05
Speaker 2: Whether I'm a lawyer or not.
49:07
Speaker 6: It would be, it would it cannot be. You can't
49:10
Speaker 6: could cou coo?
49:11
Speaker 7: You said cool?
49:12
Speaker 2: Construed is what I said.
49:14
Speaker 7: Construed, uh, construed.
49:18
Speaker 2: Okay, he has to fork backed off. Oh yeah, I can't.
49:23
Speaker 1: I said, I can't defend you, bud. You bet it
49:26
Speaker 1: did stings, don't it. You cannot construe it to mean anything.
49:33
Speaker 4: Given the fact that these young people were causing this
49:36
Speaker 4: disturbance put on the burka were very up, could be
49:39
Speaker 4: heard saying five four three two one salaam uh. Then
49:43
Speaker 4: we're singing that little made up cartoon song where you've
49:46
Speaker 4: charmed the stank and so forth, and so I think
49:48
Speaker 4: the judge would say it's very clear what their intent is.
49:51
Speaker 4: And Claire is still with the intent of the restaurant
49:53
Speaker 4: owner was in throwing that all right, come on, come on,
49:56
Speaker 4: get out of here, and don't ever let me see
49:58
Speaker 4: the light of day again. I think the judge is
50:02
Speaker 4: going to say that probably what that man meant to
50:05
Speaker 4: say was don't ever let me see you in here again. Well,
50:08
Speaker 4: if that's what, if he even takes that into consideration.
50:12
Speaker 2: Well I don't know.
50:14
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back here on the world Famous Phil
50:15
Speaker 1: Hendry Show. Thank you very very much'll be.
50:18
Speaker 4: Right back, World Famous Phil Hendry Showfillryshow, dot Comfrey l
50:21
Speaker 4: PO Civico in southern California.
50:27
Speaker 5: Thanks for you give us a rating and review on
50:29
Speaker 5: iTunes after you listen to the show, and don't forget
50:32
Speaker 5: to sign up for our email list.
50:33
Speaker 2: You want to find out what's going on, Jack, you
50:35
Speaker 2: better find out what's going on.
50:37
Speaker 5: Get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry Show.
50:39
Speaker 5: Become a Phil Henry Show subscriber, and be a member
50:42
Speaker 5: of a very unique family and Elte subscription family, people
50:47
Speaker 5: that subscribe to the greatest radio show in history. Well
50:52
Speaker 5: Henry will considered to be one of the great comic
50:54
Speaker 5: minds in.
50:55
Speaker 2: The history of the world. What both kid, Well, that's
50:59
Speaker 2: exactly what. Thank you, all right, folks. I was kind
51:04
Speaker 2: of squirrely, I'll say it once.
51:07
Speaker 1: So Dean Whealer is going to be with us here
51:09
Speaker 1: in a moment now, as far as I can tell,
51:11
Speaker 1: and they're in't a whole lot that I know of in.
51:14
Speaker 2: This world, that is absolutely for sure.
51:16
Speaker 1: But as far as I can tell, Dean has I
51:19
Speaker 1: think what he's done is he's reworked go with it,
51:21
Speaker 1: and I think he's got Amirelda singing this thing in
51:26
Speaker 1: the clubs and they are about to embark on a
51:28
Speaker 1: tour of the Northern California clubs and bars and well
51:35
Speaker 1: you don't have to put it that way, sorry, nightclubs
51:37
Speaker 1: and cabarets and really bitching places like that. Okay, So
51:42
Speaker 1: let's get on the line here, Dean Wheeler from the
51:44
Speaker 1: Northern California Holistic Center. Dean is again a longtime member
51:48
Speaker 1: of our you know, of our news panel. He's been
51:51
Speaker 1: on the program many times giving us his read, giving
51:54
Speaker 1: us his his take on things.
51:56
Speaker 2: But this is the very first time in a.
51:58
Speaker 1: Long time that we've had him on to talk about
52:01
Speaker 1: his wife, Emeralda and what she's been up to and
52:04
Speaker 1: her musical career. Dean, as you know, it took over
52:07
Speaker 1: the hell is that?
52:08
Speaker 7: Man?
52:09
Speaker 2: Hey, Dina you there? Dean? You there?
52:12
Speaker 5: Oh? Hi? Phil? Yeah, we are here, Emarelda at I
52:15
Speaker 5: and we're here at the hold on Rely Yeah right now, Phil,
52:23
Speaker 5: we're rehearsing for tonight's first show at Slatterley's here in
52:28
Speaker 5: San Francisco, where there should be a very good crowd.
52:31
Speaker 5: We've really kicked in the promotion for this. We've been
52:35
Speaker 5: handing out flyers all day long. Emarelda did an interview
52:39
Speaker 5: on k CLAC kk L a K that's kk l
52:44
Speaker 5: a k k K clack is.
52:46
Speaker 3: What it is?
52:47
Speaker 2: Kk l a k that's one too many call letters.
52:50
Speaker 5: No, not, this is the digital age, Phil, what is it?
52:53
Speaker 2: Was a digital radio session?
52:55
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I can't hear you very last did? Don't
52:59
Speaker 5: let the clown still. So what we're doing right now
53:02
Speaker 5: is simply uh, listening as very carefully as we can. Yeah, guys,
53:09
Speaker 5: I have a little patience. Now, Wes Hurlford will be
53:14
Speaker 5: here in a moment.
53:15
Speaker 2: Now, that's what I understand that Wes is going to be. Uh,
53:20
Speaker 2: Wes is going to be performing the song with Emeralda.
53:22
Speaker 5: That's exactly right. What we wanted to do is get
53:24
Speaker 5: Wes to perform this song with Emrelda and have it
53:28
Speaker 5: be a I guess you could say a hybrid, you know,
53:32
Speaker 5: a step up, you know, in many ways, the new man,
53:36
Speaker 5: the new song, the new the new the new brew
53:40
Speaker 5: of music in and around America. And here's Wes now, Ben,
53:45
Speaker 5: who is it's Bill Henry. I'm mister Henry.
53:49
Speaker 2: Hey, Wes, how are you?
53:50
Speaker 5: I'm good?
53:51
Speaker 2: And tonight you'll be performing go with it.
53:53
Speaker 5: That's right. Uh, only it's not called go, it's called Midget.
53:57
Speaker 5: There's a midget. No, that's not what we agree Well,
53:59
Speaker 5: that's what I'm a greet to. Well what we agree to?
54:03
Speaker 5: You want me to back your wife singing a song,
54:04
Speaker 5: don't you? Yes, I do. It's going to be cool.
54:07
Speaker 5: There's a midget, and I'll give her instruction on the lyrics.
54:11
Speaker 5: And oh my god, oh my god, are you changing
54:14
Speaker 5: the lyrics if we're singing there's a midget? Yeah, what
54:17
Speaker 5: the hell do you think? I'm gonna go with it?
54:19
Speaker 5: Don't let it betray you, Wheeler. You got a long
54:22
Speaker 5: way to go before you understand West Hurlford and he
54:25
Speaker 5: what he's all about? What I stand for? Oh yeah,
54:29
Speaker 5: what's that supposed to mean? Nothing?
54:31
Speaker 2: So all right, So you guys got this together, don't
54:34
Speaker 2: you look?
54:34
Speaker 6: West?
54:35
Speaker 2: It sounds like there's some contention going on there.
54:37
Speaker 5: No, there's no contention. We're gonna do just fine. We're
54:40
Speaker 5: gonna do just fine. Now. I've also got the band
54:44
Speaker 5: warming up just to do. Oh you know, little warm
54:47
Speaker 5: ups for for instance, if people want to hear the
54:50
Speaker 5: traditional there's a midget, I don't know if they will
54:52
Speaker 5: or not. I don't know if they will or not.
54:54
Speaker 5: It's I got to tell you. It's been very very
54:56
Speaker 5: tough going with that song. Dean was supposed to break
54:59
Speaker 5: it through for me. Got your airplay on K k
55:01
Speaker 5: l a K k l a K. You got me
55:04
Speaker 5: airplay on kk l a K. That's one k K
55:07
Speaker 5: l A K. That's five call letters. I don't care, Hurlford, Okay,
55:11
Speaker 5: you got play on K cleck whoopee do okay, all right,
55:16
Speaker 5: he's over on the bandstand. You know what, being a manager, Phil,
55:18
Speaker 5: this is what it's all about. It's perfectly fine, all right, everybody,
55:22
Speaker 5: one two one two three A yeah, all right you guys.
55:28
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, got it.
55:35
Speaker 5: I don't sing a song. Where's amroda e moroda?
55:38
Speaker 7: Honey?
55:38
Speaker 5: Come on, honey, come on, I'm a big Yeah, here
55:45
Speaker 5: we go and yeah, all right, yo, baby met got
56:06
Speaker 5: kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. Got damn man?
56:09
Speaker 5: What's going on with you and Marilla? She's gotta go gurgle?
56:13
Speaker 5: Uh well, wow, she's gurgling that that That was horrific.
56:17
Speaker 2: What's wrong with her voice? That sounded absolutely very very atocious.
56:21
Speaker 5: Do you think so? Thank you? I've got everybody's weight
56:24
Speaker 5: in now. You stunded like shiit honey, I hear her. Here,
56:27
Speaker 5: get your gargle. Watch how you say that? Hey, Herlford,
56:32
Speaker 5: that's my wife. Okay, sorry, all right, here we go
56:35
Speaker 5: one two and a one two three? Come on, baby,
56:42
Speaker 5: down alone, so warm it up, honey, that's what she said.
56:54
Speaker 5: What girlford, Why don't you stick to the music and
56:56
Speaker 5: not that? Let me do the jokes. Okay, let you
56:59
Speaker 5: do the joke.
57:00
Speaker 2: So let you feed the joke.
57:03
Speaker 5: All right, baby, get ready on the down beach. I
57:08
Speaker 5: know when to do it. Okay, down the.
57:17
Speaker 2: Road, jadduck mit I gott you was set?
57:26
Speaker 5: G man. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, god, I mean,
57:29
Speaker 5: what's going on with you? It's in the wrong key, Hurlford,
57:34
Speaker 5: I don't call me Hurelford in the wrong key. But
57:37
Speaker 5: what tea does she want it in? What K do
57:39
Speaker 5: you wanted in? Honey?
57:41
Speaker 4: I don't know? B?
57:42
Speaker 5: How about B? You mean B? All right? Hey? Wow,
57:48
Speaker 5: while we're waiting around, guys one two three one tooth?
57:50
Speaker 5: Got no not this piece of shit? Okay? Hey hey, Heyboddy,
57:57
Speaker 5: well there's a man. Yeah the margin, Yeah, what's the
58:01
Speaker 5: black water? Will do me? He climbed all over Emmarell
58:10
Speaker 5: and that misin talking about my wife like that? Kill it,
58:14
Speaker 5: kill it. You ever ever sing a song like that
58:17
Speaker 5: about my wife? God damn man, it was just kidding.
58:22
Speaker 2: Oh all right, you guys, this does not sound like
58:25
Speaker 2: it's going well.
58:26
Speaker 5: It's going fine, Phil, Oh, it's going fine, Phil, all
58:31
Speaker 5: right one two, one two three? Yeah, yeah, come on, Mala,
58:38
Speaker 5: I can't do with that. You get your ass over here.
58:42
Speaker 5: You're gonna sing this song and get it, sing it good? Okay.
58:49
Speaker 2: I don't like the way you're talking to her.
58:50
Speaker 5: Ah, we give this ship.
58:52
Speaker 2: What do you think? Okay, now you know something failed
58:55
Speaker 2: for five cents. Don't go to any poem.
58:59
Speaker 5: I'm telling you right now. Sound like hell on Earth.
59:23
Speaker 5: Your voice sounds like hell on her. Bunny, Get out
59:25
Speaker 5: of here, Get out of here.
59:29
Speaker 2: Don't talk to her like that.
59:31
Speaker 5: I told you. They shut your calm mouth.
59:33
Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't Margaret, Come on, yeah, who's there, Margaret Graig?
59:43
Speaker 5: Oh my.
59:46
Speaker 1: Okay, that is obviously what was going to happen. We
59:49
Speaker 1: knew it was going to happen. It happened, and there
59:52
Speaker 1: ain't nothing I can do about it not happening. So
59:54
Speaker 1: we thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, for all
59:56
Speaker 1: of your patients of the show today.
1:00:00
Speaker 2: I just got back. Did you just get back?
1:00:03
Speaker 4: And I want you to know that I didn't lay
1:00:05
Speaker 4: a hand on Dean Wheeler. I didn't lay a hand
1:00:09
Speaker 4: on anyone in there. As soon as I came out
1:00:10
Speaker 4: of the phone, I know he was scared to death
1:00:13
Speaker 4: and he fainted. Yes, that's exactly what happened.
1:00:16
Speaker 2: Diana, you there, Dina, you there, Dina you there?
1:00:20
Speaker 5: Yeah?
1:00:21
Speaker 2: Is that what happened?
1:00:21
Speaker 5: Uh? Huh. I was scared. I was scared to death
1:00:25
Speaker 5: seeing someone come out of a phone.
1:00:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, all right?
1:00:34
Speaker 8: Uh?
1:00:35
Speaker 2: Healable? Way to start the week. World Famous Phil Henry Show.
1:00:38
Speaker 2: I'll take it from here.
1:00:39
Speaker 4: The World Famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by
1:00:41
Speaker 4: Phil Henry for Cemprey Incorporated.
1:00:43
Speaker 2: All rights preserved. On podcast one, I'm Margaret Gray.
1:00:47
Speaker 4: Don't forget to download this week's The Science of the
1:00:50
Speaker 4: Funny with Darren Carter at Podcast one.
1:00:56
Speaker 5: Oh would you shut up? Amar Aldah? Shut Yeah.
1:02:28
Speaker 10: This September CBS hits are streaming free on Pluto TV.
1:02:32
Speaker 10: Come in for this month only stream full episodes of Madlock.
1:02:36
Speaker 8: I'm a Lawyer like the old TV show.
1:02:38
Speaker 10: Fire Country, L'sback. I Do Love a Mystery n C
1:02:42
Speaker 10: I s Archs Watson and ghosts.
1:02:45
Speaker 2: What the hell this is the most amazing sight I've
1:02:47
Speaker 2: never seen.
1:02:49
Speaker 10: Oh for free the CBS Shows you Love this month
1:02:53
Speaker 10: only on Pluto TV stream now, pain Never,