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Episode 39: A Bridge Too Far · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 1: brought to you this week by a Saint Bernard dog
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  Speaker 1: carrying a we flask of whiskey underneath his collar because
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  Speaker 1: we had to dig Tom out of the snow to
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  Speaker 1: make this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have you have introed the show correctly there?
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  Speaker 2: That was very very professional in the way you were starting.
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  Speaker 2: And then you may, okay, just you just made a
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  Speaker 2: complete mocker mockery and me and my foot and a
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  Speaker 2: half of snow for the past week.
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  Speaker 1: People, A couple of a couple of things wrong with
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  Speaker 1: the statement I made Tom. Number one of the dogs
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  Speaker 1: generally carry brandy, don't they not? Not whiskey?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yea, look alexcept whiskey.
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  Speaker 1: I'll except dogs rocks up to me with any sort
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  Speaker 1: of vessel containing like I'm gonna drink that? What it is?
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  Speaker 1: You ever look at a sneaky way of poison and
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  Speaker 1: McBride just put like a little flask under needed dog's
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  Speaker 1: collar and go go over there to that man.
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  Speaker 2: A little thermos of round up and.
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  Speaker 1: The terms of slignom or something. Yeah, yeah, I you
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  Speaker 1: are indeed all welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tam o'mney who is emerging from
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  Speaker 1: the snow like the groundhog. Tell him about it tom
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  Speaker 1: a while though, okak, you're free in.
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  Speaker 2: The snow, only free of as we recorded Monday, only
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  Speaker 2: free free yesterday, Jerry, I had enough. I had enough.
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  Speaker 2: Five tractors, I had teleporters, we had all sorts trying
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  Speaker 2: to drag the snow, and all it was done was
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  Speaker 2: putting a nice little scheme of ice underneath it. For
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  Speaker 2: three days and I gave up, as wait til the
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  Speaker 2: temperature comes up, and I had to put my tinking
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  Speaker 2: cap on jar and I created I actually should have
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  Speaker 2: videoed a freely, but you know, when you're in one
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  Speaker 2: of those moods where I don't even have the phone
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  Speaker 2: on me, you would enjoyed it. I made my own
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  Speaker 2: land leveler using a palette and four standard blocks. Nice
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  Speaker 2: so for anybody going, what is he on about, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a that turned
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  Speaker 2: down the way and you you just put four blocks
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  Speaker 2: kind of into it and the top stopping sliding out
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  Speaker 2: the back of screwed on a little four to two
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  Speaker 2: onto the back end of it, tied the rope onto
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  Speaker 2: it much like a child would, and put it onto
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  Speaker 2: the hitch of the land rover and dragged it behind
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  Speaker 2: me until it's scraped up enough snow and ice to
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  Speaker 2: the point that we were down to stone. Did it
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen times and it worked. I couldn't fuck I
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  Speaker 2: believe it. The palette didn't break up, good quality palllette
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  Speaker 2: and we were able to get the car out.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you some palettes is there and we can't.
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  Speaker 2: I just I you know what, we should dedicate a
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  Speaker 2: whole episode someday to palettes, Like I go through the
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  Speaker 2: history of palettes and stuff. Because we go through that,
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  Speaker 2: we go through.
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  Speaker 1: The history of ourselves as a performer, because like you know,
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  Speaker 1: for those not in the know, myself and Tom are
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  Speaker 1: stand up comedians. Tom working me lapsed, but I'll still
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  Speaker 1: come back. Tom, Like, what's what's the war chest look like?
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  Speaker 1: You know, let's let's talk. But down through the years, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you were in a position that I was in,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sure we might have shared the stage a
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  Speaker 1: couple of nights where you walked out and the stage
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  Speaker 1: that we were on was like an upturned palette in
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  Speaker 1: a pub.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been on them and they haven't even bothered
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  Speaker 2: their arts putting it.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just a palette.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. But they I'll never forget. I was
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  Speaker 2: on one somewhere in Dublin and they kind of codded
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  Speaker 2: me with putting that it was a that they'd maybe
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  Speaker 2: thrown down a four or four sheet of ply on
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  Speaker 2: top of it at least, but they hadn't. All they've
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  Speaker 2: done was thrown a rug over. So now they've made
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  Speaker 2: like an Indiana Jones like foot trip. And it was
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  Speaker 2: one of those. It was one of those cheap ass
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  Speaker 2: palettes too, you know the ones where there's a good
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  Speaker 2: two inch gap between the lats rather than the good
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  Speaker 2: tight one like the one I used to we again,
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  Speaker 2: the strong, strong one. Sure, every time I turned my heel,
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  Speaker 2: I nearly fucking snapped my inside, and they think, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, all my team for a finish. I just
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  Speaker 2: stood off. I said, I'm gonna kill myself. I stayed
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  Speaker 2: on this thing. But at the same time it worked.
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  Speaker 1: Work here advantage.
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  Speaker 2: I have built a bench outside out of temper one
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  Speaker 2: evening and just needed a bench quickly and made it
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  Speaker 2: out of two palettes and a bit of OSB. I'll
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  Speaker 2: be I have a recipe, shall we say, For I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to make a rolling bench for the middle, you know,
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  Speaker 2: almost like a butcher's block, but a slightly bigger and
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  Speaker 2: more robust one of those, so I can put a
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  Speaker 2: bench of vice on. So I will take photographs and
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  Speaker 2: send them to the Tom and Jerry show admin. I e.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry when it comes to the socials and you could
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  Speaker 2: talk people through it or what now. So I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be making that probably in the next three to
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  Speaker 2: four weeks when the garage gets a full tidy up.
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  Speaker 2: You posted you posted the did.
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  Speaker 1: Indeed, yes, I didn't need Tom's Tom's garage or his
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  Speaker 1: car hold as they call it in the Simpsons. That
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  Speaker 1: was even though you sent it and said, look at
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  Speaker 1: look at all the stuff I have to tide you Tom.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say I was looking at going like,
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  Speaker 1: just don't throw that out.
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  Speaker 2: No, there was a few, there was a few bits
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  Speaker 2: I came across someth hang on to that all the same, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I hang on to that. And I wanted to send
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  Speaker 2: you a done an afters I cleared it. I'd cleared
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  Speaker 2: ninety percent of it at this stage, and of course
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  Speaker 2: took took delivery of forty six roads of insulation today,
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  Speaker 2: which are now blocking that whole thing. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 2: you're you've got to shudder there of insulation. If you eight,
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  Speaker 2: that's the time to come down and visit me. Chair. No,
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  Speaker 2: you you.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a show when the house is nice and insulated. Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing that is quite quite a
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  Speaker 1: pleasing thing to do. Tom's hand rolls of insulation up
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  Speaker 1: through a portal. Yeah, do you know what that would
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  Speaker 1: Because they're not they're not heavy, and it's just like
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  Speaker 1: give him. It's very sort of mechanical, right, I've got
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  Speaker 1: forty of these to do, and it's like medicine. Boat
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  Speaker 1: exercises are that kind of thing, you know, It's like
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  Speaker 1: hoop hop hop when you have a good man up
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  Speaker 1: in the attic moving them along.
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  Speaker 2: Huh. Tell you what now, that's that's definitely a job
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  Speaker 2: I can put you on, and then you can retire
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  Speaker 2: to the living room and have tea and cakes for
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  Speaker 2: as long as you want, because yeah, that would definitely
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  Speaker 2: be a job. I could put you on.
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  Speaker 1: One that doesn't sound bad. And while I was while
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  Speaker 1: I was drinking tea and eating cakes. Tom, do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'd love to listen to is a wonderful podcast,
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  Speaker 1: the new edition of the Tom and Jerry Show. So
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: we may as well get one of them in the
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  Speaker 1: can and then we'll see about this installation. How about that,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you the new listeners to
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show. Watch how we turn any
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  Speaker 1: topic to palettes and insulation as quick as as quick
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  Speaker 1: as a flash, lads.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's inevitable on every episode that it's going to
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  Speaker 2: go there some which way.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, only for we have a wee bit
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  Speaker 1: of hard trained discipline. We could talk about plots for
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  Speaker 1: a full another hour before the show starts.
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  Speaker 2: For anybody wondering, you know was he digging about on
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  Speaker 2: the palette chat? If if you're new to this, go back,
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  Speaker 2: just go back and look at some of the deep
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  Speaker 2: dives we've done on things. And we have got we
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  Speaker 2: have spread that butter so thin over We will get
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  Speaker 2: every every bit out of that two paste two But
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you now that palette.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you the last trip of two paste
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  Speaker 1: out of a Tom The best palote joke I ever
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  Speaker 1: told in my life. I was doing a gig up
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  Speaker 1: and Up the North, and like I said, there was
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  Speaker 1: the palettes for stages, you know what I mean. It
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  Speaker 1: was just like you walked down the two pallets and
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  Speaker 1: you got up on them. And my opener for Up
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  Speaker 1: the North was, you know, you might think it's strange
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  Speaker 1: to see a man up on pallets like this, but
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  Speaker 1: like a week com eating as we're used to it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I personally have been on more palette than
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  Speaker 1: a shinfil election poster.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty That's a good joke.
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  Speaker 1: That was, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good I think I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them got it.
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  Speaker 2: I did. And do you know what, that's a great
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  Speaker 2: joke and they can go over something I think I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was in Belfast not long after the twelfth and
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  Speaker 2: I I literally went on stage. I said, I'm selling
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  Speaker 2: pallets just because they the whole night they had been
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  Speaker 2: kind of they've been getting fed. They've been getting fed
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  Speaker 2: their local porridge, if you know what I mean. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tie. I gotta time myself in here somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: I just traveled four hours to be here better. But
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  Speaker 2: one of the few visual jokes that it didn't hit
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  Speaker 2: at all. Put you picked up on it and it
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  Speaker 2: was in like an estate car ahead at the time,
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  Speaker 2: or a jeep or something, and it was full of
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  Speaker 2: palettes in the back. Yes, And I think I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember what I tweeted. I tweeted something like, I can't
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  Speaker 2: I can't see what a problem is she sent me
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  Speaker 2: out for or a makeup for a couple of makeup pats.
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  Speaker 2: What is the woman's problem or something to that effect.
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  Speaker 2: Got nothing, no attraction? What bar you was like two
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  Speaker 2: thumbs up, going, I totally get this. Nobody else We're like,
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  Speaker 2: so did you get the makeup or water? Why is
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  Speaker 2: the wood in the bush of your corn? Jeez?
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  Speaker 1: All right, well look tell my palette Geiger counter over
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  Speaker 1: here is telling me that we're a critical mass for
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  Speaker 1: one episode, so we better change the subject. We better
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  Speaker 1: change the subject. Tom to the news. All the news,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know? Every week there's a bit of news, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: and this week is no different. So we like to
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  Speaker 1: take one big good news story, not necessarily a good
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  Speaker 1: news story, but a good news story and turned it
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  Speaker 1: into the segment that we call the weekly what have you?
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mad you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of I, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and uh, a lot of SCRAMs.
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  Speaker 1: To keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I schnucked this one up in you, and you
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  Speaker 2: know what, I jumped the gun on it, to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you, because I got so excited that I
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  Speaker 2: didn't really read the I it's this week's weekly what
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  Speaker 2: have you? Because I read it this week. But it's
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  Speaker 2: a thing that happens every year and it doesn't happen
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  Speaker 2: this week, right, So it happens. It happens during the summer,
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  Speaker 2: but I just happened to find out about it this week.
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  Speaker 1: So you know what's it's news to you.
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  Speaker 2: But do you know what it's It's an evergreen thing.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be around every year and what.
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  Speaker 1: And not for nothing as well, folks. It was either
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  Speaker 1: this light hearted little chuckle some bit or the Los
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  Speaker 1: Angeles fires. So yeah, yeah, picked. I think what we picked.
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  Speaker 2: We did.
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  Speaker 1: We did, we chose wisely.
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  Speaker 2: We did start the stuff in America a couple of
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  Speaker 2: weeks back in this Okay, you know, sorry, Look anyway,
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  Speaker 2: this one is much more fun much because if anybody
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  Speaker 2: is a long term listener, you know that we have
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  Speaker 2: dabbled back and forth with Old Spain, every Spanish. When
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  Speaker 2: you want to find a mad bastard somewhere in Europe,
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  Speaker 2: chances are he'll turn up in Spain, Italy or Germany
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  Speaker 2: and Spain has do you know what? It's the gift
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  Speaker 2: that keeps on giving?
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  Speaker 1: So this is I remember, Tom, Sorry, I remember, we
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  Speaker 1: did like a Christmas episode a couple of years back,
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  Speaker 1: and it was all like weird Christmas traditions from around
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  Speaker 1: the world. And goddamn of that episode wasn't ninety percent Spain.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what it was? They were beating a log,
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  Speaker 2: there were there's little poop and lads, there was a
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  Speaker 2: christ above but this one.
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  Speaker 1: Again there Tom?
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  Speaker 2: Hm, what is that? Now? Well, now we have a
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  Speaker 2: festival that runs. It runs during mid June, Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't need anybody going. I think you'll find that
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  Speaker 2: runs journ June and or now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know what big news here. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to go to it, you want to work your tickets? Now,
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  Speaker 1: how about that?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly? It's called a call actual call action. What it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's a festival from the sixteen twenties, right, So they
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  Speaker 2: they're not but traditionalists these like they do they do
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  Speaker 2: now it's a mixture of kind of like like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things here as well, paganism and religious they
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  Speaker 2: mix them all together, and it's called the Baby Jumping Festival. Jerry,
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  Speaker 2: that's what l Collecto is. I don't think it translates
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  Speaker 2: to that, but that's what it is. Now. For people
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  Speaker 2: thinking that sounds like crack a bunch of babies jumping.
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  Speaker 1: Is it could go the way tom No.
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  Speaker 2: This is based on This basically tells the story of
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  Speaker 2: good versus evil and essentially joined the festival red and
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  Speaker 2: white yellow masked devils. They go running through the streets,
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  Speaker 2: hurling insults of villagers and whipping them with horsetails and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of that goes on, isn't there like.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of well that that Crampus fest or something
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  Speaker 1: as well. Yes, Christmas out of each other, Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Rowndhouse kicks.
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  Speaker 2: So essentially he runs through the place and getting he's
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  Speaker 2: got a steak and then drums announced the arrival of
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  Speaker 2: a black clad at a balleero, pious men out of
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  Speaker 2: Calo who have come to drive out evil El s
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  Speaker 2: Alto del Calacco. The flight of the Devil. Right, so
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  Speaker 2: now we're onto it now and you're thinking, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: where did the jumping babies come into this? Well, I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you where they come into it, because jumping babies
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  Speaker 2: don't happen at all. In a heart stopping display, babies
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  Speaker 2: born during the previous year are laid on a mattress
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  Speaker 2: out on the street while the costumed men leap over them.
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  Speaker 2: It's a baptism of sorts. This is it's believed that
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  Speaker 2: the devil absorbs the sins of the babies and afford
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  Speaker 2: them protection from disease and misfortune. Misfortune spectators lining the
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  Speaker 2: streets will also brate colaccho in order to ward off
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  Speaker 2: any bad luck of the upcoming year. Afterwards, the babies
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  Speaker 2: are sprinkled with rose petals and promptly reclaimed by their parents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so there's mad bastards. So what I'm looking at here
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  Speaker 2: is six babies, two rows of three line on a
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  Speaker 2: mattress with a rug under rake. People standing around roran laughing,
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  Speaker 2: and this fellow who's dressed like Ronald McDonald from the eighties,
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  Speaker 2: but he's in a pair of you know, he's fill
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  Speaker 2: the devil. He's in a pair of Eddie deaks, Like
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  Speaker 2: he's not clearing the babies by a lot, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. I'd like to see some hurdlers there. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they've got the foot hitched out in front of him.
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  Speaker 2: This guy's just clearing him by a foot.
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  Speaker 1: Like I mean, here's the thing, Tom, Like, you never
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  Speaker 1: ship buys in for these jobs, all right, So it's
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  Speaker 1: never like you ring out and you get in. Get
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  Speaker 1: me the best long drumper in Spain to come to do
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  Speaker 1: this job. It's whoever is local and puts the hand
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  Speaker 1: up to do it. Same with Santy, Like you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a stout boy with a beard, ye go on
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  Speaker 1: your sandy. Yeah, Oh, there's a skinny that with no beard.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it, he's the only man to put his hand up.
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  Speaker 1: He's Sandy this year. So they're not athletes jumping these babies.
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  Speaker 1: They're just like you or me jumping babies. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure I could clear a mattress hum.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, it's not the longest mattress in the
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  Speaker 2: world to square more than a long like you know
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  Speaker 2: you're often see in Asian hotels and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's one of those ones. But this fellow
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  Speaker 2: does have a big redhead in him, and he's got
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  Speaker 2: a couple of sticks in his hand while jumping out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's, he's he's laiding down. He's not on
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  Speaker 1: in cumboard. He's not. Like it's not like, okay, three two, one,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred yard run up and jump the babies.
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  Speaker 2: It's like he's he's got like.
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  Speaker 1: A fucking gritty costume on and he's just doing like
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  Speaker 1: a standing start to jump across a four foot mattress
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  Speaker 1: which has newborn children.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't. And also that's not the gear I get. Like,
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  Speaker 2: if I needed to run and jump over something in
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  Speaker 2: front of everybody and it was critical to think I
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  Speaker 2: was jumping over, I wouldn't be wearing those flat bottom
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  Speaker 2: added as either. I'd be in a pair of wearing sandals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, there's other lads
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  Speaker 2: wearing sandals. The guy I'm looking at here is just
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  Speaker 2: wearing a pair of like walking around like they ain't
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  Speaker 2: watching put On. But you can only assume, now, I say, assume,
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  Speaker 2: you can only assume it's gone well, so far, do
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Since the sixteen twenties, there's
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  Speaker 2: no there's absolutely no notes here in the National Geographic
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  Speaker 2: Website that I'm reading about any squished babies, So I
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  Speaker 2: guess it's gone well enough to this point. Some historians
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: do believe that it was actually a fertility ritual, which
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: is an odd thing to say when you already have
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: a baby. But anyway, I mean, who am I to
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: You know, there's running with bulls and pampaloma and stuff
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: like that, and there's all these kind.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Of that tomorrow Throne festival than in Spain as.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Well, Tis tis tas so little to be ash see this.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: This is what I was going to say next was
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: these lads are the most like I like them. I
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: like that carry on, I like that maxi, oh bi
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. They'll fill a day with some shit without
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: doing actually a stroke, you know what I mean.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you as well, where like I'm
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: just gonna say it now. I'm not going to say
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: where are the parents? Where are the mothers? Because I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: can rest assure the dads the fellows will be like
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: yeah deadly, do that, yeah yeah, do that, and the
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: mothers will be like definitely not. So there's a lot
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: of there's a lot of dads that like, you know,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: have the kids and all just take them and I'll
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: take the young fellow in the town for the day.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: You have you put your feet up and watch selling sunset.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Don't you worry about it? And and he takes me
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: innut and takes that you're not taking that baby into
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: the baby jumping fast.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: With We're going to get his feet measured. We're going
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: into Clarks, get his feet measured properly. Come on, now,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: come on, I'm gonna go win.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You just make up a bag from there now with
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: the formula and the whatnot, and I'll have them back
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: nother and then take and then take. Because I remember
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: when air ones where we we we you know, i'd
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: be doing you'd be throwing them up with the air
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: and catching them and all those kinds of things, and
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: my wife and hard being like, you know, because I
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: can't catch football, let alone an infant child. But the
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: kids will be laughing, and I'd be like throwing them up,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: and the more the laugh, to higher and throw them up.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Recipe for disaster. Please don't throw your children around the place,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: if you are a parent, or if you just fall
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: across a child.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Also, we're not here to tell you I did, because
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: there do you know what when I started thinking about it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Then I was like, wait, there's more mad bastards around
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: the planet to do kind of interesting things, because I'm thinking,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: have we gone terrible soft altogether with our children here?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Helicopter parenting and.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Helicopter parent tom. But even the matter how much I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: threw the children about, I would never jump across them.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: No, I I for a lot of reasons, one being
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: why the fuck would you jump over a baby like
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: the child would much prefer to be thrown in the
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: air or swung around by the arms a jump over
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: me again?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You know the the I'm sorry to everybody listening. I
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: am so clear enough about it. This goddamn call.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I like it. I like it to keep it up.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing that there. Their religious logic doesn't work
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: for me, because why would the devil be taking original
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: sin from children? If anything, he'd be putting more into them,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: more souls, more or more more staff.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I was reading this going, am I after reading this wrong?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm after reading it twice since and that's exactly it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: It's like, right, so wouldn't Yeah, why would he be
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: taking original saying? Or maybe he can't help it, maybe
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: he's just soaking all up the originals.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's original sin. Here's the other thing as well,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like how is he extracting the original sin from the
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: babies by jumping across them? The best I can tell
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you is that he's got some like he's sucking it
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: up his ours, like in a reverse far He's like
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: like he's sucking the original sin up his bottle. I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: know how devils work.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I think you're trying to make sense of a team
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that's pure met Jerry, You're there's there's nothing in it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I think there was. I think this is like one
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: of these things that's just happened to evolve by accident.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I'd say he was probably jumping over like a sheath
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: of corn or something before of barley or something, and
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: just somebody went, should we put the baby down? It's
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a lucky baby, you know, not a bad idea because
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: the sun gods have not given us rain this this autumn.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Let's have a look and no one behold, somebody put
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a baby down. And that's where that came from. I
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: guarantee the very first jumping was nothing to do with
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: babies at all. Not.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It was just a case of like, you know, it
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: just so happened. Hey, you know, have theer over there
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: jumped over a baby and we had a fairly good
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: harvest this year, so give it up. That's keep up
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: the baby jumping.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: He is good for. But I looked into other things then,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and is when you like, the Japanese will let their
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: toddlers more or less toddlers preschoolers. Have you seen this
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: one where they let them walk home? They let them go, Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: they let them off, they let them. But now they
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: do track them apparently. But it's the kind of just
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: it's that one kind of right of passage Spartan style
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: thing where we're going make your way home there. Now.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: The only thing is Japan conducts itself.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe a bit of manner. That's true.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: You don't step out of line in Japan, do you
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? You don't because you'll get a
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: fair crack in the knuckles in Japan if you fuck around.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: It's that phrase, you know, fuck around and find out.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: But there was a woman I do know of that
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: she got in trouble here. She was Swedish woman, and
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: she got in trouble for Swedish tradition in that she
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: had her baby during sub zero temperatures outside the coffee shop.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: But the baby. It's a standard thing that they do
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: that they wrap the babies up in a very specific
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: way with like lamb's wool and everything, and they just
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: leave their little nose exposed, and it's their thing for
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: hardening up their children early doors. They believe that you
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: must do it for this, you know, the Nordic Scandinavian
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: body needs at early doors is to be hoofing some
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: fucking right cold there. But she left the baby capram
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: outside fucking someplace in South Dublin or something.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But I like, you know, by all means traditions, and
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I see the logic in the sense of it, I suppose,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: but like not any saying costa in don drum, Like yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's a very big, big difference between that,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean and maybe Stockholm or whatever
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: where there's like forty pushchairs, you know, it's lined up
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: outside silver crosses lined up outside the fucking door, and
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: it's like, well, this is the standard practice. In fact,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: they actually have a parking space for all these silver
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: crosses outside the door. But you know, this woe was
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: taking her life of our baby in in you know,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: in somebody else's silence by doing it. But they they'll
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: tell chance that I'd be we should look in to
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: see more mad yokes they do with early doors children.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I can see the purpose of the Nordic thing. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: can even see a hint of purpose with the Japanese thing. Still,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I've read this three times and I can make neither
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: head nor fucking tail out once again of what the
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Spanish are up to.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Do we have any Spanish listeners to the Tom and
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. If so, now is the time to talk out.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Let us know what the hell are you guys doing
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: with babies in June? And also is the festival any good?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Is it a bit of crack? Should we go to it?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Can you drink it? Can you drink that coc and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: wine mix that you seem to love so much? Yeah,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say I want to drink any of it,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: but let us know in the comments you're thought on
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: this week somewhat premature weekly? What have you? God? Damn it? Tom?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Do you know? Look, I'm I'm I don't like to
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: speak you other things that I know I don't know
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: enough about, But that seemed fucking pointless.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You know what, Tom, Nothing nothing is pointless if it's
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: a bit of crack, and from the pictures I've seen,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: it seems to be a better crack, A bitter crack.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah right enough. I mean, yeah, there's there's But they
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: did the Spanish, and I think they probably get misrepresented
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: a fair bit when it comes to our Spain itself,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: because all we think, you know, you think, is I'm
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: off to Spain on the holidays. But you know, people
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: got Benny dorm and stuff you know that aren't Spanish.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: These are the parts of Spain that you want to
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: go to where you're going what you jump over a baby?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And then your hockey tomato? What a ball? Yeah yeah good, yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: good crack yeah yeah yeah in me here the Spanish.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Those lads, what can we say about them? Gas bastards,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: gas pastards. But you know what, Tom, every week there's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: those lads, and then there's these lads, and there's the
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: other lads. Okay, but you know what breaks through that
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: become the second second of the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Don't you know? It's not those of these lots of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: them lads. It's this lad.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: There's that guy. Yeah, now it was this lade.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Tom's a coinky. Think of that where the very fact
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: that you had messaged me last night about it, because yes, well.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: You know it was alert to be fair, to be
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: fair you.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I think probably our algorithms and our netflixes are probably
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: starting to flow the line up now at this stage,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: you know what I.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Mean, Like men in their forties, what do they want
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to watch?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: And on Netflix.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Every device in this house knows that I talked to
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you at least fifty two times a week on text
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: message and then for an hour and a bit at
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: on a Monday. So I think it's stuff is going.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Let's see what McBride has been up to. Let's transfer
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: that to Maney and a glow and behold the documentary,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: because who doesn't love a documentary Sunday Night, a bit
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: of lighthearted documentary. And it is, of course our lad
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: of the week is the legendary, and it has to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: be said, the legendary.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Jerry ever been another one like him?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Tom No, No, Jerry with a j mind, Jerry with a.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Jay Jerry Springer. His new documentary Bites Camera Action, arrived
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: on Netflix as a two parter. They're fifty minutes apiece.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: It's not not Ortho oil but it's not exactly the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: best documentary I've ever seen, but it takes you into
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the inner workings of the Jerry Springer Show. And if
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I was disappointed with the documentary, it is because understandably
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it had no participation by the man himself. This week's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: this lad.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Jerry Springer, who is currently dead, Lord of Mercy and
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Jerry And to be fair, it's a documentary is never
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: going to live up to the wildness of the nineties
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: and early two thousands when we were watching Jerry Springer,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like you're watching it because
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: this is the first of what would you call it? Yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: do you know there was a wildness that happened in
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: the nineties, Like there was.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: A wilderness Tom and I'll tell you what it was.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Lincoln Park, like you know, Limp Biscuits, there was a
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: mad wrestling was gone wild. There was you know, the
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: attitude era. Everything was had been kind of I won't say,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: you know, stagnant, but you know, everything had been kind
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: of following the rules worldwide up until especially in the
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: American zeitgeist, like had been following the rules of things,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, you know, there was
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the place went, It went wild. And that was right
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: at our formative years, like where we were going.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: What I tell you, we existed at the full crumb
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: up the universe. Okay, So anybody that grew up in
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the eighties as we did, and came into our teenage
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and adult years in the nineties and early two thousands
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: as we did, you know, oh boy, we saw some shit.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: It really yeah. I mean it went from wooly jumpers
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: to you know, wards caps very quickly, didn't you know
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: what I mean, very very quickly, Like and this Jerry
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Jerry Springer was the perfect I suppose mirror to that
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: what was going on and what people wanted. People just
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: were paying for.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Blood people wanted and you can't put the toothpaste back
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: in the tube, Tom. And I'm not going to spoil
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the documentary for anybody that hasn't seen it. Like I said,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's not great, but it basically says, you know, you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: can trace everything for the last thirty years back to
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the Jerry Springer Show where the world where America and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: subsequently the world kind of lost its mind a little bit.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And after that you get your big brothers and your
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: reality TVs and you and the Kardashians slapping the face
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: off each other and the real you're.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: On only events selling you know, videos of your feet.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Selling picture to your feet, the way you go. It's
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: just like anything with the Jerry Springer Show. Anything went,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and nowadays anything goes. But those of you not familiar
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: with the Jerry or indeed Jerry Springer herself. Jerry Springer
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: was a Chicago politician.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Who shot my mind for I thought he was a solicit.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You know, I thought that he went into politics in
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: later life, but apparently know he did the Jerry Spoiler
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: latter to the Jerry Springer Show on about twenty eighteen
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and then died in twenty twenty three. So he rocked
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: thistle the wheel game off. He became like a talk
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: show host, not not like in a Parkinson or in
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: a Wogan type of way, but more in a kind
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: of way.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: But there was a game.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: The audience kind of it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Was Sally Jesse, there was herlity, here's the it was
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: fucking hell, there was They were continuous, just just a
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: conveyor belt to these fucking shows.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I got it. I gotta tell you. Like that was
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a staple of American TV in the seventies and eighties,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but we didn't really We had Live at Three for
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: God's Sake with Derrick Davis, you know, which was like
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Ireland a m only in the middle of the day,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: so that sort of like come set in the character
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and we'll have a chat. I don't believe that we
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: really had much of it of an Oprah Winfrey style
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: talk show on terrestrial TV over in America under the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: likes of Ricky Lake, and this kind of thing started
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to show up on Channel four in the death slot
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: at like half four. It was you know, it wasn't
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: kids TV. Wait until the Dinner TV, right, And it
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: was an easy watch to have on and and and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: quite engrossing. But like the Ricky Lakes and the Upper
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Winfries of this world were very sort of buttoned down
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: serious marital Martle problems and affairs of the heart or
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: god damn it, Land boundary issues and things like this.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And Jerry's Bringer came along with the same format but
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: with very different episodes.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But he was but he came out trying to be
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: the same thing for a while, didn't he, like you
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: might try And yes, yeah, yeah it was. And I
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: need to give an honorable mention because of the pass
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and John Kenny a couple of a couple of weeks back.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: But do you remember on one of the videos, I
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: think it was the Mother or the Telly and they
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: did a piss take of of that of what did
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: he call himself? The Ricky Whitelaw Show, and he's in
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the audience and he's like this this whole thing like that,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: you know, he he he was cheating with his and
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: it turns out like that your man sitting up there,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: He's like, well, you know what, Jess I told my
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: back on her. It was like they all thought he
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: cheated on the wife and all it was actually he
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: just sold a cow and it was brilliantly done, but
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: it was I prayed that they would actually bring out
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: an Irish version of Ricky or or Jerry Springer because
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Bringer was just blowing up at the time, but.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Springer just was mental. And I forget tom exactly where
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I watched because we didn't have Sky in the house,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: so I definitely didn't watch on Sky, but I want
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to say that it was on.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: For maybe it must have been.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It must have been, Yeah, we must have been Channel
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: four esque in it's in it's in its content basically
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: what it what it boiled down to. For those of
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you that somehow missed this in the last thirty years,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: it boiled down to bringing people out to start a fight,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: So bringing out cheating spouses, bringing out unfaithful cheating spouses,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that son's not yours. I've been having fair with so
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and so. Just bringing out strippers to strip bare ass
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: naked on the stage in front of God and everybody.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And then follow up on another episode where they bring
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: out the klu Klux Klan and a rabbi.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my favorite. Well, I suppose we'll get into
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: some of the episodes, but if I want the sticks
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: out of my mind, and because a lot of them
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: like you're questionable, like you know what I mean, you're
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: going to Yanni for a few pounds, like whatever. But
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: there was one guy and I wouldn't remember this to
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the day I died, because I was like, what poor disillusion,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, the first signs of mental health for this
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: poor diffeet Like yeah, but it was one of the
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: first people I ever saw with a tattooed face before
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: my never had it. And it was a black chap
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: and he had a swatziga, a swastia on his face,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: a giant one. And he was like, listen, and he
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: was making a real Jerry's looking at going you know,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not probably keeping you know, keeping his powder dry.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: But he's a Jewish faith like but he's looking on
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: at the bank, going, but do you see this is
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: a terrible idea.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: The guy is going to see it disconnect here, sir
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: was sitting.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: There going, listen, you don't understand that man was a
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: fantastic architecture of society, Like you got him all wrong.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a big admirer of that. A fit Springer is
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: looking like.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Going, yeah, Springer is like a like a Jewish chap
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and lost family in the Holocaust and all this kind
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: of thing. And he would just like say, you know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: but he was.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: He wasn't even that he was angry. He was just
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: looking at the bank going but you know what Hitler
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: would do if he got je like what do you think? Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I know you got it all wrong. I still remember
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: that episode. It was one of the few was the
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: word Springer was just perplexed, looking wrong on. I don't know,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: you've booked this fucker like this poor that needs to
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: be admitted to the hospital of some sort. He lost
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: his fucking head.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Well admitted. If he didn't need to be admitted to
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the hospital, he might have been after the show because yests,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Tom were knocked out, had teeth knocked out, they got scalped,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: they got the you know, bones were broken, furniture moved
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: to kind of phrase Fromie Bernie Mack like they kicked
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the ship. And the producers were just like, deadly, that's
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: what we want. Put these up on stage. And they
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: did it. They did a kind of a trick. How
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: where you say, where do these people come from? Tom?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: They did a trick. And I remember this when Jeremy
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Kyle was up up and Court there or his ship show,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: you know, over the last couple of years. Basically, if
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: anybody contacted the Jerry Springer Show, but even the hint
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: of like, you know what here you're looking for guests
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and I think my husband's cheating on me, you know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: is that the kind of thing to be interested in,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the Jerry Springer Show would have them on stage within
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We would just say we're sending a car around right now,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and then they'll come. They'd send the car around to
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: where the husband worked. Hi, how are you doing. We're
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: from the Jerry Springer Show and your wife contacted us
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and she'd like you to appear on the Jerry Springer
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Show tomorrow. Stick you in a limo. You've never been
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: in a limo in your life because you're from you know,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a lower a lower economic part of the on tree,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: shall we say, Stick you in a limo, Bill you
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: with drink, take you for a night out in the Hilton.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And in the morning and at half ten you were on
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the stage. You didn't have time to think what it
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: was you were going to You didn't have time to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: go a fuck, no, I'm not going to do it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: They were just like in an eighteen hour window, go
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: grab you, stick you on a flight, bill you with drink,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: show you a great time, so you didn't have time
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: to say, actually, you know what, this is going to
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: ruin my life for marriage or whatever. And then put
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you on stage and then release a third person who
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: your husband had been cheating on and sit back, here
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: we go. That's your show.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Even to the point like because they knew it was
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: going to be fireworks, like you know what I mean,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: But even to the point that one of the the
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: security man was a Steve. He got his own show.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It was one famous yeah yeah, And I'm afraid he
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't show up in the documentary at all. He doesn't
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: get I was went get mentioned because I forgot his story.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: But there was a security guy going to his own
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: show out the back of it, didn't he He did, yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: like the big ball fellow like and yeah, yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: They were just looking. It got to the point where
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it because they were like it was it was fabricated
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a whole Jerry Jerry a second, Yeah, like it was
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: fabricated to make him seem more of a legends you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: almost wrestling style like, whereas half the audience didn't hardly
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: know who the fuck they were shouting Jerry for. But
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: it came to a point that it was just like
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: somebody would say, cupcakes, fucking cup kicks. Kicks were just started.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: So Steve would get in and he wasn't the most
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: you know, he wasn't the most He was a big man,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't the most brutish looking fellow. But he
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: was just calmly come between him. And then as years
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: went by, it'd have bit more to say himself, and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: they were cheering him on, Steve Steve and lo and
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: behold he gets his own show like doctor Phil style,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: like going on.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I will say Tom now, And like I said, I've
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: watched enough professional wrestling in my life to know a
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: worked punch when I see one. There's a couple of
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: times punches are being thrown and they're their their their
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: their windmill and Tom, you know what I mean, They're
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: they're hitting air. But with that being said, there are
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: enough fights that were one hundred percent legit, so it's
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: it's hard to say. And in the documentary, and certainly
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Springer took a secret to his grave. They they kept
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: kfe more than the wrestlers do these days, if they
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: were actually working all this, if they were putting it
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: on even in this supposed tell all documentary on Netflix,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: they kept that secret to themselves. They took all that
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: with them to the grave. So I have to give
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: them some degree of props for that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I thought there was going to be a
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: proper tell all. And in my head, I actually, you know,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I had the Mandela effect in my head because at
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: some point I was sure that they had all come
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: out that. But I think the most that had ever
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: come out was Springer saying, look at I don't know
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: what you know, what brought these people two together or whatever.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: All we can do is book them when they tell
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: us a good story and hope that we can do
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: something with it, because we've got enough show to be
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: pumping out. We're not putting them on a you know,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: for participants here exactly, so like you know, I'm not
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: responsible for whether they're telling the show or not. All
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I can do is try and make an entertainment show,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: you know. And I think that's what I believed later
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: in years, that what had come out was at just
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a load of shite, do you know what I mean?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, on slow days, it was just a
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: case of call up Central Castle and get a couple
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: of bodies out here.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And I p I used to do that for radio
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: stations here. They would relate the amount of like three
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: or four different radio stations that would book me, and
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I just put on a different accent and I would
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I would be an antagonist to whatever was hot at
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: the time, and sure nobody would know the difference, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I'd get fifty or sixty euros for doing it, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: they'd just keep me on the line. And sure I
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: was just crowd work for me. I was just eating
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: it up. I would take it in all every way,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: the the you know, the the callers would come in,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: come in and come at me. I would just take
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: it so hard in the other direction every time. There
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: was no reasoning with me, do you know what I mean?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I was never gonna rea And that was and they
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: loved it. It'd be done and one and done in
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: ten fifteen minutes and then they get an hour and
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: a half talking about what a prick this guy, fucking
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Jamie or whatever name they gave me, and it just
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: all it was a different accent because I mean, you're
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: on the you're on the telephone like, and it was. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: it was bullshit, but they had to on a Tuesday night.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: They gotta get the engines fired on one of those
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: you know those late nights give you out in radio stations.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, tom stay stay with me after
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the show. I want to know who books that, because
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I could do that and might sleep and I you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: yeah you can look don't tell you that much. But
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Tom So Jerry Springer, this week's this lad. We said
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: we'd have a little bit of fun games here now
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: before we before we left this segment because the Jerry
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Springer Show ran way longer than I thought did. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: thought it was a very much nineties phenomenon where the
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: TV show ran for ten years and then this sold us.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Remember those two hot for TV videos that you'd see
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: for Jerry Spring too Hot for TV and it would
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: be like unblurred and you could see boobies and you'd
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: hear them say fuck instead of just that was watching.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: It was hard to watch the Jerry Springer Show because
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: like ninety percent it was just like beep beep, beep beep,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going for you to be to bepep and you couldn't.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: You couldn't watch it, you know, do.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: You know what it was good enough for? Like you're
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: seeing this stuff nowhere else? This right now is people
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: are kind of maybe forgotten or there's people young enough
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: going what are you talking about it? I mean, I
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: can look at TikTok right now. I see a time if.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: This was television trying to fights outside chip shops and
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: lad's getting the head booted off each other.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: There was there was no there wasn't there was no
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: other way of witnessing lunatics before like you know what
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, doing this this or not? Yeah, this was
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: it the so.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: But like I said, it was no flashing the pantom.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: It ran for nearly thirty years and amassed, roughly speaking,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: three thousand and seven hundred episodes. What what what nearly
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: as much as us you know what I mean. They're
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: up in Tom and Jerry territory, right.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: So what I said to the episodes, Jesus Christ, that's
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: literally everybody in America has been on that show. You know.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's it's it's it's crazy. So what
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I want to do, yes, sorry, and I'm ready in
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: this year now my documents sorry if you if you
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: hear me multitasking over here the episode Tom, some of
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: them were featured in the documentary. You saw the title
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: of the episode and you were on this train or not.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: So there were episodes like I Married a Horse, Yes,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and I mean all this kind of thing. So what
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I've got here now is fifteen episode titles here Okay, yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Ten of them are genuine Jerry Springer episodes, and five
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: of them I have applied my skills as a writer. Okay,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: So Tom, do you happen to have a pen or
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: paper there I have. Yeah, okay, So what I'm gonna
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: do is I'm gonna call out these fifteen this fifteen,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: so you can just make a little chart there one
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: to fifteen and just write true or false. There are
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: ten true ones and five false ones. Okay, and we'll see,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: we'll see if you can. And I'm looking at these times. Yeah, okay,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: best the luck to you on this one, buddy.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, And I want why not play along at home?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Why not play along at home? One to fifteen, Paul
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the podcast, stick a stick a stick one to fifteen
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: on a sheet of paper and see how many you
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: get correct?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Tom, Just to let you know everybody,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Jerry's quite a dark bastard. He and very imaginative. You
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: could have worked on this show, no problem, no.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: No bother whatsoever. And I gotta tell you, Tom, like
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: going through the episode list, I didn't go through all
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: three thy seven hundred of them, but going through them,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of Remember this show came out
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: in the nineties, there was a lot of language used
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: in the titles of these episodes that doesn't pass most
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: or two days really that yeah you.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Know, oh yeah, because there was one that was like.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't get that on the air today.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Try It was like, Jesus Christ, I'm pretty sure, all right, okay,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: pretty sure.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: We moved on from all that. All right here you
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: mean she's.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: The gearbox of a car, right, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, right.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, true through these Okay, so one to fifteen,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: starting with number one, married to your dad, but I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: want you back. Okay, you compile these at the end.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Number two past guests called out cold cocked.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, go on, three.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Three, we'll never be cousins again.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I don't care. That's one of the best lines. You
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: know what.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Number four protrayal. Number five will cheat for food, okay.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Number six smashed up weddings.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Number seven, I'm not a lesbian. I want your brother, okay.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Number eight, big slap with a side of fights. Number nine,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: threesome in a double wide.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's a big move at home, right, Yeah, okay,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: that sounds fairly accurate. Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Number ten, I slept with one hundred and twenty men,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: including yours.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's that's pretty on. On point.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Number eleven, I'm missing my man, getting ready to be
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: missing teeth. Okay, Number twelve, she won't admit she's pregnant.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think i've seen that episode.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: That's number thirteen. I may not be your real dad,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna sweep my yard.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ like Boys.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: In the Hood moment, number fourteen, Saint Patrick's Day, Extra
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Security Special, okay, and number fifteen. Unlike your computer games,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not multiplayer.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus Christ. Okay, okay, so.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: That's one to fifteen. I'll have a look there. You
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: should have ten legitimate Jerry Springer ass and five. So
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: give me the five that you think. Just give me
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the number and I got it over here, okay.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: A number two okay, Number four mm hmmm, number eight
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: feet like I'm on blind date or something. Number eight, yes,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: number eleven, and number one okay.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Fourteen, fourteen, okay, So that's the five of them, Tom,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you said number two. Past guests called out and cold cocked.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a real Jerry.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Springer episode where past guests that were particularly volatile or
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: violet violent are called out and have to go up
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: against members of the audience who just didn't like them,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: and it all spilled out into fights. So basically get
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that that Tom manny back on I didn't like what
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: he said about X y Z or what are you
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: gonna do about it? And this mashed each other up
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: pro trail number four Tom is also a Jerry Springer
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: episode that had.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: A bang about bride off it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that one. That one I'm afraid was was
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: a genuine Jerry Springer episode about bros. Who did not
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: put bros before Hoss number eight, Big slam up with
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a side of fights. That's a real Jerry Springer.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god, that they were running dry at
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: that stage.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Come on now, like they just put it on Front
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Street with this, well, it wasn't subtle, like it wasn't
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering what way my husband. I know the title
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: episodes were literally like we're fighting tonight.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: We used to do that, like we're try and be
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: real crafty with our episode names and stuff like that,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: our episode descriptions. But then even you made appointment. We
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: should just be more playing with this.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: The algorithm picks it up a lot quicker if you
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: just say, what's on the goddamn show? Number eleven, I'm
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: missing my man, get ready to be missing some teeth.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: That is a McBride original. There my man, yes, well
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: spotted and number fourteen the Day Extra Security Special is
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: a McBride original. It was not a Jerry Springer episode.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: With that being said, I did not go through all
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: three thy seven hundred, so I don't doubt they may
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: have a Sir Patrick's Day special where it's just get
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: let's get the irish on and get them liquored up
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: and get them smacked around the place. So you got
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: two out of the five Tom. The other ones were
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: number twelve she won't admit she's pregnant was McBride. Number thirteen,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I may not be your real dad, but you're going
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to sweep my yard. And number fifteen onlike your computer games,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not multiplayer again. It was just number eleven to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: fifteen the back five or on me. To be fair,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I was too lazy to shuffle them in within in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the middle of because I would get them mixed up myself.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: The first three I genuinely thought were so ridiculous that
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: you must have written them so clearly.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: That's the world of jerrys That's what makes them this
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: week's this lad because he was okay, what can we
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: say Tom, And as I said, I'd circle back to it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: The chant Jerry, Jerry Jerry. I can say it now.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: It's forty four year old man, twenty four years removed
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: from it. God, one am I telling you Tom, thirty
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: years removed from it, nineteen ninety four to this calendar
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: year years of the chant Jerry Jerry Jerry, which would
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: follow me around and break out comedy clubs. And you know,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: whenever I attempted to do anything in front of a crowd,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: be it pe or otherwise, has been it must be
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: said the bane of my fucking life. I have said
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for thirty years. It didn't bother me. It does. It's
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: incredibly vexing, incredibly vexing, hilariously.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: That you would have made a great guest on that
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: show if that's the if that it could, because I
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: mean it's so on brand that you would have gone
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: on there and gone stop calling me Jerry, and the
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: entire episode they would have called you Jerry and all that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: For eighty dollars on a hot dog, Tom any rate,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: that's what makes Jerry Springer. This week's this lad, God
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: damn it. But you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: The one thing they promised with the Jerry Springer Show,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: the producers promised a fight every night, and that's something
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: we promise on the Tom and Jerry Show show as well.
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  Speaker 1: Around every show. They may use the same letters at
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: the end, but they don't call damn rhyme. Let's start around,
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  Speaker 1: don't stop.
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  Speaker 2: You. You have an ability every too often just brings
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  Speaker 2: something on me. That's and I actually text you back
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  Speaker 2: that boy is my pace. Yes, so you were spot
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  Speaker 2: on with this, and I don't know how you feel
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  Speaker 2: about it, because you know you're you're probably a nicer
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: fellow me deep down or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna I'm gonna google the origins of
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  Speaker 1: it here just so we can. We can, we can
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  Speaker 1: find out the exactly way give give the people the
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  Speaker 1: gist of a time.
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  Speaker 2: So essentially, there's a there's a bridge, and this is
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: very recent. There's a bridge in in Dublin across one
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  Speaker 2: of the canalysts that has been nicknamed the Cherry Tomato Bridge.
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  Speaker 2: And it is what it says on the tin, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's gotta it's not in the sh shape with Jesus
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  Speaker 2: Christ is fucking annoy me even saying this. Somebody put
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  Speaker 2: fucking cherry tomatos on it. A couple of weeks back,
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  Speaker 2: they've froze to it. And since then, the idol hunts
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  Speaker 2: of Dublin who Christ above. They are nothing but unoriginal
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  Speaker 2: and just jump on every fucking hacky niche eating like
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: if it's not you know, places as a bambiner or
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: fucking you know, coddle over the grave diggers, if it's
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: not one thing, it's another. It's like and you know me,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: when it comes to buying the hype, I have to
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: run in the other direction. I can't. I can't buy
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: into stupid bullshit fucking things that are just feds. And
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I mean there's fads in the shape of bad haircuts.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: There's feds in the shape of you know, lads who've
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  Speaker 2: never you know, get their nails done but still wear
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  Speaker 2: car hard. There are feds that travel around the place.
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  Speaker 2: This has to be one of the most innately stupid
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  Speaker 2: fucking things that is going on in our nation's capital
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  Speaker 2: right now, where people are landed. I mean, there's we're
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  Speaker 2: seen you know in la Oh. There's a whole wall
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  Speaker 2: of chewing gum. Great, there's a whole fucking bridge of padlocks. Great,
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  Speaker 2: But there's cherry tomato thing where people are bringing just
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  Speaker 2: cherry tomatoes to slap on just to leave on the
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  Speaker 2: bridge as by way of I don't know, being pure gas,
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  Speaker 2: like no doubt if I take if I checked it
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok, it would be a thing that's happening right
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  Speaker 2: now as we speak.
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  Speaker 1: But what I love about you when you come into
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: these rouse is you can never tell what side of
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  Speaker 1: the rear you're gonna learn. You know your masket so well,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: it's hard to know whether tom's going to be poor
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  Speaker 1: against this I had, you know, I've been seeing this
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  Speaker 1: is just one of these things that it kind of
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  Speaker 1: grows and await online. One of my New Year's resolutions
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: was to be less online, and I'm achieving that wonderfully.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I might say, you check in at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day to see what's going on, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: why is it we're talking about tomatoes on the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: A TikTok user was walking across the bridge and I
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  Speaker 1: know the bridge because I crossed it all the god
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  Speaker 1: damn time. And it's in from Condra, not known for
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  Speaker 1: its whimsy. It must be said. It's not like there's
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  Speaker 1: there's in shortitch you know this is from Condra, is
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  Speaker 1: a Dublin.
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  Speaker 2: Part of Dublin, Yes, yeah, yeah, in business up there.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing is they're all going that way, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. There's lads I guarantee and drum
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Contra dressed like ironic sailors, do you know what I mean?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Like where you know, and their beady turned up and
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: they've got like a yellow fucking mecan like they're gonna
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: go catch some fucking lobsters.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can't, I don't, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about the cleon tele of drum Condra. Not
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  Speaker 1: my week to watch them, but I did live there
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  Speaker 1: for some time and it wasn't like that ten years
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  Speaker 1: ago about that. Yeah, anyway, this lady was crossing the
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  Speaker 1: bridge and so in the fusty weather of last week,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: while you tell more hip deep in the snow battling
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  Speaker 1: for survival, she noted that someone had left I guess
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  Speaker 1: half upon it of cherry tomatoes or some spilled cherry
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  Speaker 1: tomatoes on the bridge, and past comment on it, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, cherry tomatoes on the bridge. What can you
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: what can you do? I can't find the original post
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  Speaker 1: here and in the week that has gone past. As
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  Speaker 1: you've said there yourself, people are like, oh, that's the
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  Speaker 1: cherry Tomato bridge where the cherry tomatoes are, and they
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  Speaker 1: go to see it and they pose for a picture.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Oh me on cherry Tomatow Bridge and some such and
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: you know up to a point, tom I gotta tell
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you what an arm is it doing? That's Jerry point
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  Speaker 1: all right. Today, if you're to go to that bridge,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: it's littered in cherry tomatoes with little faces drawn on them.
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  Speaker 1: Some gas bastard has left a jar of pisata. Oh,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: this is where it gets into vex and for me
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  Speaker 1: because now you're littering now your liberal Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it is, like they like I was reading
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: down through the article that you sent me on it
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  Speaker 2: was like Dublin's hottest new tourist attraction. What in all
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: fuck are you on about? Like it was legitimized when
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: it hit national news website, the journal like Binley Mega
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  Speaker 2: Chippy before the crowds flocks through it. Now I don't
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: know how they're alignment with Binley megga Chippy. I don't know.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: If you saw this, you're knockdown. There was a chap
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: he still does a big fatful and he goes around
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: to chippers around the UK, brings his own table and
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: fork a knife, planks it outside in the footpath and
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: heads in to basic sample their chips and their group.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: And he went to a giant one, this place called
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Binley because it garnered such following, and he gave a
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: really good review of it. You're like, okay, all right,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: it got a huge following the next day, which tends
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  Speaker 2: to happen, and it's kind of a justifiable through line
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  Speaker 2: to that this shit. Somebody left cherry smatters on the
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  Speaker 2: fucking bridge and yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is and and they're leaving jars a ketchup
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  Speaker 1: and little Sashi as a ketch up a little yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that's to me, that's okay. Now it's gone into littering,
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  Speaker 1: it must be said. What I'm looking at an article
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  Speaker 1: about it here Tom, And there's a picture of a
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  Speaker 1: guy who's like taking a picture of the cherry tomatos
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  Speaker 1: and he is taking it, taking the picture with an
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  Speaker 1: old film camera. And I'm like, now starting to Tom's
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: serie is starting to gain weight here mostly said, that's.
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  Speaker 2: That's somebody now who he's just landed on his unicycle
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: like and I guarantee he's using an old classic typewriter
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: at home, like you know what I mean, while you
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: know he has an iPhone in his back pocket like
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: these fuckers have not They are not being worked hard enough.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm This is what I continue to
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: circle back to. If you have the time, like if
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: you came up to me for the boats, Tom, I
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: have a fucking plan for the even great cherry. Let's
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: we're doing something for the podcast that we're going out there. No, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do is we're gonna go into super value.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna get some cherry tomatoes. Oh yeah, and then
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: we're gonna take it to a bridge and drom Candra
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  Speaker 2: go on, and then we're gonna fucking put them on
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  Speaker 2: the bridge and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Time. Well, you know there's a lot of play here, Tom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: number one. Here's the thing. When something happens organically like this,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm not talking about organic tomatos, When something happens
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  Speaker 1: organically like this, it's like, that's nice, that's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of color in the world. That's fine. After a
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: couple of days, you've got the hangers on and the
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  Speaker 1: me toos and oh yeah, yeah, I want to see
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: it too, And I thought, and then you've got operations
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and be like, we've got tomatoes too, where tomatoes are
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  Speaker 1: only forty nine. And I'm like, okay, now it's gone.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Now you've ruined it. Now you've tried to monetize something
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: that was a little bit of fun, okay. And and
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: and then it's on to you know, it's a seagull
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  Speaker 1: eating a strawberry the next day, or whatever the hell
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  Speaker 1: it might be. It'll move on to something like I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: have concerns like this is not about cherry Tomatow's on
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  Speaker 1: the bridge, so I could give, I could care less.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You know how many charge matters. Don't don't leave plastic
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  Speaker 1: on it? Okay, fair enough, leave all the charity tomorrows
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you want it, fine, I don't care. I think there's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: something to be said about, you know, how hard up
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: we are for entertainment that we will latch onto these things.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's These are crumbs of joy, tom These are
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: crumbs of joy that were trying desperately. And I think
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it's a probably not a great sign of how the
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: world is these days that like when we see something
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: like this We're like, finally something that I can smile about.
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  Speaker 2: No, jar no, you're giving these fucos and out gone.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: The world is hard on them. And you know what
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: about this is there out No, there's any amount of
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: fucking entertain and interest and cool things you could be
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: doing yourself that's creative. Instead, these fucking copycat wankers are
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: just going, let's all just go up there and be
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: part of the group.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: That okay, But are okay with that? I assume you're
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: okay with the lady who initially found the charity tomatrows
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: on the thing and just innocently about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's that's why I'm down for that. And
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: then it's the the rowing and taking a.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Pill, making a pilgrimage from the southside of Dublin from Condra.
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  Speaker 1: You boy, you boys watch yourself up there. That's that.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Do you have an issuetor oh.
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  Speaker 2: Do I what? Do? I? What?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Put in so many any Yeah, there's yeah, thank you,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Like I just can't fucking I can't. It was cool
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: and then they fucking ruined it. It's an anaras ruin everything,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? These absolute dickheads who
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: just have no imagination themselves to come up with anything
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: cool up their end that they're just like, yeah, but
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: it's cool if we just all go and do the
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: same thing. Right, No, I.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Do, I will, I will, I will agree that. Like
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you know, once the thing like this has gone into
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: its third day, don't go near it. You've no business
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've ruined. You've ruined.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Now, you've no business up there. And and like you know,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: don't here's the other things about. Don't try to replicate it,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: because this is not a thing that some would made
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  Speaker 1: that you can replicate. This was just a flash in
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the pan that happened. Yeah, so it's not something that
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you can't go and and go. I'm gonna put a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: WD forty on a suspension bridge and it's gonna be
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the WD forty bridge. No, it's not. Don't put anything
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: on a bridge. Things on bridges are done. We're good.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Don't put a cherry tomato elsewhere. Don't say, now there's
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: a cherry tomato on the train. We're done. Cherry tomatoes
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and bridges, we're gone. Forget about that. That whole thing
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: is gone. It is gone, it's dead.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: What do you know what my fear is is that
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: exactly did. And the next thing is that the as
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: the knuckle dragon people who for the one I mean
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: the knuckle dragon tick fuckers are everywhere, and sometimes they
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: can be disguised in popular groups. Do you know what
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: they meeke the skuy, and it can get hidden, you know.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: But the reality is there's normally only a bit of
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: genius pops up every so often, or a bit of
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: look or a bit of crack pops up every so often.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: For the most part, most people are just rolling behind
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: and going. And that's my fear now, is that there's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: going to be vegetables now pop up on all sorts
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of fucking bridges around the place.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, no, I mean that I can
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: live with it. That I can live with it.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get pussy about wasting food because we
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: can all see the writing on the wall, your fucking EGI,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: it's you're waisting food. Okay, I'm not gonna go down
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: that route because it's fucking hecky. I'm going to go
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: down the root of you said, fuck, this is it,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: this is all you have. This is as good as
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: you can come up with. Is just copying, rehashing, what
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: already was.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Don't rehash, be original as best you can. Yeah, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: think we're in somewhat agreement here Tom that if you
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: are walking through town someday, or if you're if the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: light catches something in your room and cast a reflection
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: up on the wall that looks like Freddy Krueger, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you laugh at it, and you take a picture of it,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: and you send it off into the internet of whatever
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: happens happens. That's fine. Do that all day. You see
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a pattern in your wood that looks like a dog,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: please share that, you know, if you if you if
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: you see you know, a copy of David Gray's White
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Ladder lying on top of a ball, stop comment on that. Yeah,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: by all means to after that, let's all just calm down.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Try past the first twenty four hours, how about that? Try?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: But I mean, trends are trends. Fidget spinners happened as well,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But at least they were children.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Like it's when you see grown ass fuckers and you're like,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: you know what, we should be making more money off
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: you dumb folks. Because if this is the extent of
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: you know, this is this is the vastness of how
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: cool you can be. And you deserve to have your
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: money cleaned out of your podcet you have.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to you know, you don't need
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: to go back to work or college or wherever you're going. Like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you know, did you do it and not? The weekend?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm such a guy's boss. Or I'm so.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I spent the holday and I went over to Drumcondra
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: to see the charity to model bridges. Oh, it was obsessed.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: I was obsessed. Amazing.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: That gave me life.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't think you're putting all that on. Think
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: you're putting all that on? And yeah, and you know
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: there were better ways. I'm sorry to say, glad that
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: you enjoyed it. I think four better ways for you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: to spend your day. And I'll tell you another thing, Tom,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another thing to Ah. What you want
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: to get now is the uber or super gas bastards,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the absolute cream of the crop. You know what they
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: are going to do. You know what they're going to do.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe I have to tell you on they are going
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to sit in this for ten months and then they're
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: going to rock up on Halloween dressed as the church
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: models on the bridge, and it's like, you know, it's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: like just like a thing with red, like you'll never
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: guess what I am. You'll never guess what I am
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: on the church models that were from Caulderbridge.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Mark mark this people mar book.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Mark that's going to happen. Feel those are going to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: be the lad come this time Halloween.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mark that mark that mark that.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: But you know what, Tom, If ever there was an
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: argument for following the Tom and Jerry Show on social media,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: that would be that to see that prophecy come through
• 1:03:15
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• 1:03:18
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• 1:03:23
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• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: seem to be a sure bastards too, but god damn it,
• 1:03:36
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: like me sounds should look Welsh. I remember that and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Jerry with Gena none of that Erry, not as Jerry
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Cherry Cherry shit Tom. You know what, if you don't
• 1:04:04
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• 1:04:08
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• 1:04:34
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  Speaker 2: the world. Maybe keep it less creepy, if you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. But if you know of any fucked
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  Speaker 2: up traditions of things that go on around the world,
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  Speaker 2: love to hear him, like rolling off the cheese down
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  Speaker 2: the hill. I've heard of a couple of them. Now
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  Speaker 2: there's like there's a there's one that goes on in
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  Speaker 2: England somewhere and it's just one kind of outlooking Gaelic
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  Speaker 2: football and load of lads nearly kill each other like
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  Speaker 2: it's allow. You're allowed to beat the pass out of.
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  Speaker 1: Each other for it.
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  Speaker 2: So we'd love to hear do write it in the
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  Speaker 2: comments or comment underneath any Jerry is rightly fir and
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  Speaker 2: stuff up there on the Instagram the Instagram listen to me,
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  Speaker 2: mother of God, just as well he has control of it.
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  Speaker 2: But that you know what, rate five stars please all
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  Speaker 2: the way, not unless five stars take a screen grab.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know where you're listening to it and share
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  Speaker 2: it with you heard Nana, be lovely.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, do all them things and do more and we
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  Speaker 1: will see you back here this time next week when
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: we've all settled down a little bit for another edition
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: of the Jerry Show. Anything about that got him finishing
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: strongest evening, Tom, Sorry it doesn't went down like a bag.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had a cup of coffee in a full week.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: That's lovely. That's lovely, right cook.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck