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Episode #3558 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 2: I went to Uh. I went to Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't video it. Where France I was in France.
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  Speaker 1: Henry Show encore presentation. Hey everybody, welcome to today's show for
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  Speaker 1: July the second, twenty twenty. We're gonna go back to Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: July fourth, the fourth of July of twenty eighteen. Why
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  Speaker 1: are we doing that? Usually, as you know, we like
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  Speaker 1: to land on the exact same date that we are
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  Speaker 1: experiencing in the here and the now. However, you may
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  Speaker 1: recall two summers ago, our try caster was gradually giving out.
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  Speaker 1: I had no experience with tricasters. I had no I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. We thought we had
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  Speaker 1: the TriCaster was giving out so on the show that
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  Speaker 1: we had prepared, it.
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  Speaker 2: Like that shit.
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  Speaker 1: So I know, you know a lot of you guys
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  Speaker 1: like it weird. I mean sometimes you like it too weird.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you like it so weird. I've got to dive
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  Speaker 1: into my car and just hit the gas with my
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  Speaker 1: hand and not even see where I'm going and just
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  Speaker 1: but in this instance, I have to save you. So
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  Speaker 1: we're going to go with a show from Wednesday, July fourth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. Mouth Siren Cop makes an appearance, as does
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  Speaker 1: the great veteran of musical theater, close friend of Margaret
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  Speaker 1: and the retirement home superstar, John Jerryman. But the big
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  Speaker 1: moment is when Phil, a few minutes into the show,
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  Speaker 1: knocks a cup of coffee over onto his desk and
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  Speaker 1: immediately bust the fourth wall. Holy shit, I'm not so
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  Speaker 1: sure I'm gonna want to see this. Well, let's listen
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  Speaker 1: to it, let's watch it. Let's I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the hell we're gonna do with it. Here it is, folks.
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  Speaker 1: This is from July four of twenty eighteen. July four
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  Speaker 1: not our usual encore show, but nonetheless I'm show one
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  Speaker 1: that you will enjoy immensely. And from the Hill Pacifico
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  Speaker 1: here in southern California, you're listening to the world famous
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  Speaker 1: Fill Every show. I am General Gaylin Sharp guest hosting
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  Speaker 1: here on the fourth of July twenty eighteen. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: your fun Bud Dickman is here. And Margaret, I see
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  Speaker 1: that you've decided to Well. I never released said I
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  Speaker 1: was not gonna be here. Oh, I thought you were
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it. I thought if Frank didn't golf today,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't met here.
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  Speaker 2: But Frank's at golfing, and we're gonna talk to Frank,
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  Speaker 2: aren't we. I hope so yes, I think Frank is
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  Speaker 2: gonna join us. I know that Robert is who isn't here.
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  Speaker 3: Robert's not here.
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  Speaker 1: He's only when it isn't Roberts got he's got a
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  Speaker 1: busy date, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he but do you know about it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's got his family owns like Celery gas stations,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: So he's gonna be managing all of these.
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  Speaker 2: He's going between gas stations.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he says, you know. Yeah. No, maybe
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna be faking it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I doubt that.
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  Speaker 1: But if he's got seven businesses, he's got to look
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  Speaker 1: at why isn't he doing that every day?
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  Speaker 5: I think his deal with Phil is that this is
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  Speaker 5: the first job, but the gas stations can go.
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  Speaker 2: Straight to hell is No, it isn't.
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  Speaker 1: I doubt that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but you can call Phil if you want.
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  Speaker 5: Oh fuck, I fucking dump coffee all over this, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Oh, you fucking whore.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that had happened one of these days, you motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that would happen one of these fucking days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck me, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think I'll keep this in the show. Well, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep this in the show. I'm gonna keep in all
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  Speaker 1: of this horrific spilt coffee. Oh my god, god damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing in this goddamn world. And you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: a true story. When I got into this business, the
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  Speaker 1: first thing they would say to he is keep the
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  Speaker 1: fucking drinks and the food out of the studio, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And he'd always wanted, what are they saying that just
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  Speaker 1: to be a pain in the ass, because I'm careful
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  Speaker 1: with my drinks and everything, and god damn it, why
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  Speaker 1: can't I bring a cocaine? I used to say that
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  Speaker 1: all the fucking time. Everybody that I knew, we'd say
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  Speaker 1: that all the time. And I was an engineer for
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  Speaker 1: I was an audio engineer for brief time at Westwood One,
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  Speaker 1: and we had a guy, uh named Michael Jordan, whose
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  Speaker 1: son is Dax Jordan, who is a great young up
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  Speaker 1: and coming stand up comic. And Dax was the MC
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  Speaker 1: sort of MC audio sound light guy at the heart
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  Speaker 1: of an improv for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: I digress.
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  Speaker 1: His dad was a ballbuster of that shit, so he'd say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, heap that shit out of the studio. And
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  Speaker 1: I actually one day spilt coffee down a equalizer. Now
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  Speaker 1: I have to say, in my defense, the graphic equalizer
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  Speaker 1: was built into the desk, meaning you know, it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: up on a rack. It was built flat into the desk.
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  Speaker 1: So if you anything got spilled, even water, you'd you know.
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  Speaker 1: So sure enough I spilled cofeede on this thing, which
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  Speaker 1: made the operations manager, a guy whose name I will
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  Speaker 1: not mention because he was a fucking prick, uh, literally
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  Speaker 1: sat there calling me an asshole as he was cleaning
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  Speaker 1: this p What an asshole? This kind of shit, right
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  Speaker 1: if I.
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  Speaker 3: Won't even comment.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, that didn't even cure me the problem. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's taking owning equipment myself. That's what it's taken. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that fucking thing. What a bitch. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: all out of fucking mousepads too. That's a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: H God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what you've just heard, folks, is a live in studio. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just dump coffee all over my goddamn desk here. The
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  Speaker 1: good news is none of the equipment got compromised. The
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  Speaker 1: bad news is, uh, none of the equipment got compromised.
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  Speaker 1: So I haven't learned my lesson. I'll probably still continue
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  Speaker 1: to bring coffee in here. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: is those of you who have never seen me work,
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  Speaker 1: I move around a lot. It's a very physical gig
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  Speaker 1: that I do. And you can ask my BSPs. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you. All right, so you're this shit, God damn it,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful thing man returning to go ahead, returning to the program. Now, folks, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: so Henry dumps coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, the question was do you want me? I guess
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  Speaker 2: we don't have to call Phil now.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to call you a snry No?
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  Speaker 4: All right, So.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, welcome to the program. That's fourth of July. Pro
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  Speaker 1: What a way to kick that off? Huh, Fill's in
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  Speaker 1: here doing our voices, and well, don't start.
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  Speaker 2: To give us the inside baseball?
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  Speaker 3: Are you? You're serious? Right? But you mean his grade's
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  Speaker 3: already been cad Man.
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  Speaker 2: Look, Bud, don't piss me off.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the kid makes a good point.
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  Speaker 2: I do too. Well what point is that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we weren't allowed to make the point because you
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  Speaker 1: were threatening us. But the fact is, I'm I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just saying, don't give them the inside baseball.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact is he just did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you call him? Come in, clean up
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  Speaker 3: a coffee and everything pretty good included.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Margaret, you know, be a gracious loser.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what if I lost? Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's one for discussion, is that right? Well, ait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, don't don't. Phil told me
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  Speaker 1: to keep all the fights to a minimum. We've already
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  Speaker 1: got coffee porto all over everything. We start breaking up
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  Speaker 1: the equipment. God knows what will happen before the day
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  Speaker 1: is out. Anyway, leadies, don't we Welcome to the program, General
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  Speaker 1: Galen Shaw. Shaw is your last name?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I know, General Galen Shaw. Here.
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  Speaker 1: Now, there's a couple of things we had planned. One
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  Speaker 1: of them is John Jerryman is going to sing.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right, Margaret?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, John is going to be singing. We also have
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  Speaker 5: mouth Sirvan Cop, but John will be singing from the
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  Speaker 5: Blue Hills Retirement there in the Philadelphia area. They're having
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  Speaker 5: the fourth of July party, so I thought we'd mike
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  Speaker 5: him in.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and we do have both Siren cop as well.
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  Speaker 1: The Great Lloyd Bonafied returns and he'll be out there
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  Speaker 1: on the highways and byways patrolling in the areas in
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  Speaker 1: and around southern California. Now, he is primarily a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's primarily a guy who works in the city of Alahambra.
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  Speaker 1: And that's because they gave you a license there, Halloyd,
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  Speaker 1: and they.
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  Speaker 4: Gave me a license to take it anywhe that I
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  Speaker 4: think looks like an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Lloyd, this is Margaret. How do you determine who
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  Speaker 2: looks like an asshole?
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  Speaker 4: How do I determine who looks like an asshole? There's
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  Speaker 4: a really great question. I can't really tell you other
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  Speaker 4: than to say that a lot of times, if they
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  Speaker 4: just bug me. If somebody's first, it's Margaret, I made
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  Speaker 4: no offense. But when you came on and go, how
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  Speaker 4: do you you know, want you to do that?
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna tell me it is great.
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  Speaker 2: So in other words, you just you thought you'd give
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  Speaker 2: me it ticket.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, Well, I'm not gonna assure you if I decided
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  Speaker 4: to give you a ticket, sided, I would give you
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  Speaker 4: a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: You think, so, wait a minute, because this is how
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  Speaker 1: these fights start.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then tell her to have some respect, because I.
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  Speaker 2: Have respect for you.
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  Speaker 3: Who is great? God? You know, Dad, your honest thing.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I heard, I heard Henry dump all
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  Speaker 4: the coffee? What a born?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that was a good That was a good play,
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 4: I see. As a matter of fact, Oh, hold on
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  Speaker 4: for just a minute. You gotta get this thing going.
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  Speaker 4: I just saw somebody I'm gonna push somebody away right now?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, love siren coffee.
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  Speaker 4: Oh all right, let me get off this sing? Wait aute?
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna love this? Yeah? Oh fuck are you doing? Phil? Yeah? Great?
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  Speaker 4: What do I get a ticket? Dad? You're damn right
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  Speaker 4: you're getting a ticket because you look like an asshole
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  Speaker 4: to me because you heard me do then up the
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  Speaker 4: coffee telling everybody here you go, Phil, there's your ticket.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks so very much for you know, talking to me.
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  Speaker 4: Mo'm siren coffy. Thank me for letting you exist, Sedigan.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta thank me for letting you exist. I might
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  Speaker 4: get a load of this guy, will you, Phil.
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  Speaker 2: Be a bet you'd be a better loser than that,
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  Speaker 2: be more gracious.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you very much, sir. Why don't your buzz off?
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  Speaker 4: You're a loser? All right? Thank you a lot, everybody
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  Speaker 4: that is.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, couppeg so well, boy, that guy is weird.
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  Speaker 3: There's no question about it. He gives, he gives a ticket,
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  Speaker 3: and you gotta gives him life.
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  Speaker 2: You know something.
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  Speaker 5: I just think because the man gives him life, it
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  Speaker 5: doesn't mean that he's his slave.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I think Phil should do what Phil ought to do.
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  Speaker 5: That reminds me of the character that he plays down
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  Speaker 5: fis for family.
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  Speaker 2: Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Cult luger. Yeah, man's gotta do what a man does?
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  Speaker 3: No, he goes, I get a man's gotta do when
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  Speaker 3: the man with the man did what the man does?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you suck? I waite, who sucks. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: either one of you guys even got close to nailing that.
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  Speaker 1: This is General Galan Shaw.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Margaret Gray and but Dick Moon on a special
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  Speaker 3: All right, go oh sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's real different.
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  Speaker 5: Think we're going to go down to Blue Hills in
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  Speaker 5: the Philadelphia metropolitan Philadelphia area. We have John Jerryman with us,
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  Speaker 5: and John's going to sing for us. John, so good
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  Speaker 5: to have you with us. I have to turn the
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  Speaker 5: music down. We have a little bit of a party
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  Speaker 5: going here. Ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like it, Margaret. Well, we've got our annual party
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  Speaker 4: here at our Senior Center, and I'll be singing for
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  Speaker 4: many of the people. But I'm so grateful that you called.
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  Speaker 1: This is General Galen Shaw, John, a very very pleasant force.
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  Speaker 4: If youly to you, I have General Shaw. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I would appreciate if you called me mister Jerryman,
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  Speaker 4: as long as you're using your formal time. If you
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  Speaker 4: did not use your formal title, and then I would
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  Speaker 4: be okay to use John.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, mister Jerryman.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I appreciate that.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: John.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: It is the fourth of and so we're wondering if
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: you'll savor us with a patriotic number.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: I am going to do that right now. Can you
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: you know that I've had.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: These This is an ongoing problem with the woman. Not
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: this woman again.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: I she's a lady who is constantly trying to un
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: zip on it. All right, John, make sure he's under
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: control there, I'm under controlled. Make sure the lady in
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: the front row there, Charlie. I'll try. I don't know, no,
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: try do it if you don't mind. There's a wonderful
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: song that I've enjoyed down to the years. There's a
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: wonderful song that I've enjoyed down through the years, Margaret
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: and General Sharp, and it's a song called You're a
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Grand Old Flag.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I love this.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: There's a feeling comes as stealing, and it sets my
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: brain a reeling when I'm listening to the music of
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: a military band any too, Like Yankee Doodle simply sets
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: me off, my new Noodle. It's that patriotics something no
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: one can understand. See, Zippy, I got the cop That's
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I can't have that live on the air. John, you
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: need to get her under control.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I'm trying.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Do you know this is the third or fourth time
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: we've had him on the air. You know if you
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: can't do it, we can't have you on the air.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I understand. Ask me if I can.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Oh God, if mister Henry heard that, he wouldn't want
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: you to be on the air.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: If mister Henry heard that, where is he? We got
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: her tied in the closet right now? All right? They
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: tell me she's tied up in the closet.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Can we edit out the whole thing about the zipper?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: You're asking me, No, I'm asking, yes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Bud, Yeah, I'll be able to edit it out.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: All right, there's a feeling, comes a reeling.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I tell you, just pick it up from where you well,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I met the people.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Are listening for God's sake.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, but if it tends, she tends to reattack if
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: you start the song all over again, whatever that means.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: But I'll try. Well, I don't know where I was.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: You're talking about. They're pants.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I got pants.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: No, No, it said there's a tune called Yankee Doodle.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: It sets me off my noodle. Let's say, yeah, there
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right, there's a tune like Yankee Doodle. It
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: sets me off, my noodle. It's that patriotic something no
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: one can understand. And away down south in the land
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: of cotton melody untiring. Ain't that inspiring? Hurrah, Hurrah, will
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: join the jubilee. And that's going by some for the
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Yankees by gum, red, white and blue. Oh, you're a
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: grand ole flag. You're a high flying flag and forever
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: a piece you wave. Yeah, you're the symbol of the land.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I love, the home of the brave and the free.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Every one little ah, how'd she get out?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: What's going on.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Now she got out. I'm sorry, do.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You guys have handcuffs for luck?
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: That's a gentleman on the radio that I'm talking.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I think handcuffs is a good idea.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got handcuffs. They're asking maybe maybe not business,
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: it's my goddamn business.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: We gotta watch the language, all right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: You're you're the symbol of the land.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're the symbol. Love the land. I love the
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: home of the brave and the free. Every heart beats
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: true under red, white and blue, where there's never a
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: bow stoor brag? Should old acquaintance be forgot? Keep your
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: eye on the grand old see zipper again? Here? Whoa?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I'll beat her to death if you don't get her
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: out of here right now.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I'll get her for this is ridiculous. I don't know
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: what's going on there. You should call the police.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Get the cops over here here. I mean, we don't
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: need that doing. Get the cops over here, and another
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: old man, I gotta do it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: What's going on there?
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway?
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know the man that owns the retirement homeworre
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: he and is here visiting today. He lord's over us
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: like a dictator or something. As a rhythm. Today, mister German,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: everything today, I'm still getting selled up by that old lady.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Gotta do something about it. And by the way, we're
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: on the Phil Henry podcast all over America. This is
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: that wonderful. I'll see you in my office later. That
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: could mean I'm gonna get a car battery.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: You don't know.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Look, John, I don't want your health or your safety
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: being violated there.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I don't worry. I got an eye on him. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: want her locked up. I don't care. How where was I?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: You actually finished the song?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Where was I?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: You're Randall's flag.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: You're a grand old flag. You're a high flying flag,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: and forever in peace you wave. You're the symbol of
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: the land I love, the home of the brave end,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: or the free end, the brave. Every heart beats blue
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: for the red, white and true. I mean, every heart
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: beats blue for the red true, and every heart beats blue,
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Every heart beats blue for the blue tube to boo.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Just keep keep killing with it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Handfoot, and it's never a boast or brag. Should old
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: acquaintance be forgot? Keep your flag on the grand old eye.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I mean keep your eye.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Keep your eyes on the flag on
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: a grand flag. Keep your eye on the grand flag,
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: the flag on the grand old flag. Oh, man, at
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: this beautiful away from here. Where're gonna kill it? They're hustling.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I'm calling the police.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's all right.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Well there he goes John Jerryman, ladies and gentlemen, with
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You're a grand old flag, You're a high flying flag,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: and all that other jazz.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe, that's a real song, right, Yes, it's a
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: real song. Well, but that's not what I would call
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: one of the traditional patriotic songs, is it. Well, yes,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: it's a what do you mean, it's not like it's
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: not like the star's bangled banner. It's not like America beautiful,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it's not like God, you know, God bless America or
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: anything like that.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not those songs. What's the point?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Who cares if he butchered it out? It's a it's
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: a song of my understanding. Grand Old Flag is from
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: a play by George M. Cohan. And uh, and that's
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: kind of a weird way of saying that name, ain't it?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And usually Cohen it's Irish. There's two ways to pronounce again.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: There's the Irish Cohen. There's the Cohen, which is more European. Uh,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you mean more Jewish, all right, more European Jewish.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yes. And then there is Kowan or kahane, and those
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: are also a sort of Mediterranean. But at the same
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: time Native America. You talk about Native American, that's my understanding.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You never heard of Big Chief Khin. You never heard
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of him? No, I did not hear Big Chief Khine.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I hope you better start learning about him. He kicked
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: some serious cavalry ass back in the day, ladies and
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: gentlemen earlier, excuse me, I'm earlier, ladies and gentlemen. Yes,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: earlier we had a cup of coffee spilled all over
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: the equipment by mister Henry, who was doing my voice.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: He's had to leave and now he's in his car
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: going home and he got a ticket from Mouthsarn Cop.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: So he's a mess. But what we wanted to do
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: today is bring on Bob Green, the owner of Fraser Foods,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and Bob has been involved in quite a bit political
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: stuff lately. We thought we'd get him back on track.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know where he is. Nine three, line three now, Bob,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I understand, of course you have decidedly jumped into the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: political fray here in the United States. A big supporter
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: of President Trump, Is that right?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: H Yeah, I'm a big supporter. Don't worry about it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I'm a big support President. Does mean I don't still
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: on at a department store, I know, I don't know
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: at a grocery store. What was the point?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Well, you're talking about putting people in work camps and
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: and and you know, political prisoners.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's down the road. But I'm still primarily running
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Frazer Foods. Yeah, is there a problem that?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: No, there's no problem. We wanted to go back to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the days when you were really funny, and this was
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: July second of two thousand and four, when you were
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: protesting the fact that people with bad teeth were buying
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: corn on the cob on the fourth of July. And
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: we want to play this very special special track here
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: on the fourth of July.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, I see, so before I.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Started, before you started with the Trump and all that stuff.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Uh huh, what a couple of assholes there.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Here is Bob Green from the fourth of July two
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: thousand and four, and people with bad teeth should not
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: eat caught on the cob.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: By the way, that's really that's still a good idea
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: to hold.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's true.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Here is Phil and Bob Green from two thousand and four.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I'm Margaret Gray.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yay, okay, listeners coming up mark yes and now on
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: this Bill Henry Show. Bob Green is the CEO of
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Fraser Foods and he's on with us this fourth of
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: July weekend to talk about what's coming up, what are
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: some of the popular barbecue foods people are buying, what's
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the popular picnic fair? And I guess today, Bob, is
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the day when people are really stocking up. Because it
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: sounds pretty busy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: It is busy, Phil, As a matter of fact, it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: one of the busiest days of the year. And we're
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: going to be, in fact, staying open a couple of
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: hours later to accommodate everybody.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: When you get busy, Do you work the cash register too?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, Ery, I do. All of our managers do
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: we all man a register? We helped back groceries. It's
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: one of the reasons why I like the grocery business.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: And of course when I'm on the register, it's a
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: little bit different, a different experience. I guess for the customer.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Why do you say that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm the manager of the store as well as
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: the CEO of the company, so I'm able to kid
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: with the customers about their food choices.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And have some fun such as.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: It's nothing significant. I just I like to care around
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: with the families that are shopping. I had a family
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: come through the line yesterday. They had two cart loads,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: quite a grocery purchase, and we got some extra bagging
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: help and they had purchase, my goodness, probably about two
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: dozen of our sweet corn on the cop because of
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: the sale price that we have. And I was kidding
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: with the father. I noticed that when he laughed, he
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: would show his teeth, and he did not have as
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: many of us do not have the most perfect teeth
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: in the world. They were a little bit misaligned or
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: crooked or overlapping, et cetera. And I remarked to him kiddingly,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I was being light about it. I said, are you
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: sure you want to buy that corn? Because what happens, though, is,
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: you know, some of these people who don't have straight teeth,
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: the corn obviously gets caught in between their teeth and
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: absolutely and the people and the corn gets and if
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: you have ever sat at a table with people like this,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: it's not I guess it's not the most pleasant experience.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: But it was no big deal. So this this man,
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: it wasn't just a man. There was a couple of
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: his kids who had over bites in the front teeth
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: or crooked and everybody's different though. It's a it's an
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: interesting world.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So you're a kidding around with people that you shouldn't
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: buy the corn on the cop because you're really going
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: to have a problem with it getting stuck in your teeth. Man,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I get that problem.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people do, but I'm kidding. But
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: if you've ever sat with people who have space or
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: crooked teeth, I guess you could say, we do, but
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: we can pretty easily remove the When you're eating corn
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: on the cop, it's a difficult food to eat to
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: begin with. If the Good Lord saw fit to give
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: you space or crooked teeth, teeth that should have been
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: putting some braces. I guess when you were kids and
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: you're eating corn on the cop, you're not. I suppose
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: you're you're not giving people who are eating with you
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: the most pleasant experience. It could be a little bit unnerving.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Are you saying this because there well, when they smile,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: they laugh, okay, and you're being forced to look at
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: it their crooked teeth, but it can be unnerving.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: So I tell people that they might be better off
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: with anout a choice.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Really, all right?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: So you're telling people, when they're in line to buy
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the corn on the cob that what they can do
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: is maybe go back get something else.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not telling them anything. They have a right
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: to buy whatever they want. But I guess what I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: saying by the same token, I have a right to
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: my opinion. I do express it, and I express it
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: so that people in line, other people in line can
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: hear it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: And plus, all right, now, let me ask you something
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: because I'm curious about this.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is I get around with people.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: No, I know, But do you say to people who
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: are in line who have crooked teeth? How do you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: know they have crooked teeth? Well, when you're talking to them,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you'd all right, So you say them, I'd rather you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: not buy the corn on the cob. And you're saying
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: this loud enough for other people in the line to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: hear it, right, Yeah, And are you trying to humiliate them.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, not at no, No, you're getting the
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: wrong idea.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Well you say it loud enough so everyone in line
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: can hear it. Don't buy the corn on the cob
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: because of your crooked teeth.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Look. Look, the only place that these people get humiliated
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: when they eat the corn at the family barbecue there,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: and they've got crooked teeth and they've got chunks of
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: chewed corn stuck in. It's not something that I would
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: choose to sit through. That's all I'm saying. And all right.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred four four nine eight six eighty six
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: talking with Robert Green, who's the CEO of Frasier Foods.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred four four nine eighty six eighty six.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: We're talking about food choices for the holiday season. But
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to stay on this for a minute
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: because I've never heard of anyone who manages a store,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and I'm sure there's plenty of people in the grocery
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: business telling people, boy, you might not want to buy
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: that because it's not pleasant watching you eat it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I don't say that, I say that you have corn
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: on the cob there this this man had, I don't
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: really harp I don't want to harp on this film.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: No I don't either.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious so the people.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Are in lying.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: If a guy comes through my line and he is
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: by twenty four years of corn on the cob and
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: he's got a family full of people there who've got
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: teeth that are obviously, you know, messed up looking, and
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: you know you're you're gonna say to him, why do
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: you want to make whoever you're gonna be eating dinner
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: with sit through the experience of looking at you with
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: the corn wedge in your teeth? And I know it
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: sounds funny.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Well you're you're saying this in fun, but you're not
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: the ones sitting through it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: So why should you?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Why would they have to hear your opinion about their
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: crooked teeth and eating corn on the cob?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I guess well, it's my store, uh, you know right,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: And I'm personally I am personally if you want to
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: know my honest opinion, I am personally disgusted by people
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: who have crooked underline teeth, eating corn on the cob
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: so that the wedges in their teeth. And I've made
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: a choice not to be a vehicle for that sort
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: of thing. So if I can see that one of
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: my customers has badly cared for teeth and they've had
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: the frankly, the gall to walk into my store and
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: up to my register with two dozen years of a
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: brand besuath, the California Yellow or whatever we've got, and
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: they've got teeth like, you know, three hundred yards of
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: broken you know, broken railroad. I don't mean to be glip.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I'm going to try to tell our protest manager or
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: one of the beggars to take it back.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Because what difference does it make to you, I guess
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: is what I'm asking.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I am not going to be the vehicle, mister Henry,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: like Melanie and I went in a Labor Day part
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: my wife and I went to a Labor day barbecue
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: last summer and there was a beautiful tray of sweet
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: corn in the cop that had been barbecued in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: husk and they were passing it around, and I was
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: sitting across from Jack to Hanson that runs our Portland office.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: He's a great guy and his wife, Trudy, we vacation together.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: But he has teeth that are going in every direction
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: and they're very crooked. And I was raised Catholic, and
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: I remember just saying a silent prayer. I said to
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: silent hail Mary that the corn tray just pat that
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: he not take because he's right in front of me.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: And it's one of the many times I don't mean
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: to be I don't want to get personal, but I
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: guess you could say it's one of the many times
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: that God's let me down, because sure enough, Jack two
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: ears of corn, and I said to him, and I
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: said it as bladely as I could, I would appreciate
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: it if you not eat that in front of me,
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: because it's gonna disgust me.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You said that to him, Yes, I did that. It's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: going to disgust me because you have crooked teeth.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I never really say because it's got you got crooked teeth.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I will say to people, are you sure you're going
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: to want to get that? And they say sure, why
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: I said, because it's very difficult to eat. And then
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: they'll say, well, okay, but why why are you saying?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I said, well, it's going to be very difficult to eat.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: And I imagine you're eating with other people who are
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: going to have to look at you, and they'll say yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I never come right out and say you've got crooked teeth,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: and uh, you know, and here's a guy, Jack Joe Hanson,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: who's gonna know, he looks like, a honest to god,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: he looks like one of these, you know, a hamster
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: or a chipmunk with the teeth.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: So I find it really hard to imagine the manager
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: of a grocery store, though, saying to people, are you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: sure you're gonna want to eat that corn on the cob?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I happen to have you know, you're not saying you
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: got crooked teeth.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying that at all.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You're just saying, are you sure.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You want it?
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm saying. And I said I would appreciate it
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: to Jack and said, don't eat it in front of
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: me when you're thinking of that corn probably came from
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: one of our Frazer food out Let's the corn that
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: he'll be eating. I'm gonna have to look at stuck
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: in his teeth, And I know it came from one
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: of my stores. And that's something that is personally as
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: well as professionally painful, all right.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: one eight hundred four to four nine eight six eighty
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: six So the recommendation, I guess is, if you are
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: a person who doesn't have the best teeth, please don't
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: eat corn on the cob this this fourth of July.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: You get to make things more pleasant for other people.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: To make it more pleasant for the people you're eating them.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Here is Aaron on the Phil Henry Show. Aaron, go ahead.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just wanted to say that if I was
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: in this man's store and he said that to me,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: said something about me having crooked teeth, and it would
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: be rude for me to eat more and in front
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: of somebody else, I would throw the corn in his
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: face and walk.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Out of the store.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: I think it's absolutely ridiculous.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Well, then you ain't guilty of a crime. You'd be
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: guilty of a crime. I mean, you're gonna assault me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I mean all I'm saying to you, I'm suggesting that
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: it's not pleasant to look at someone like you. And
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know, do you have crooked teeth or no,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: I don't have crooked teeth. What are you worry what
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: do you what are you worried about? I don't understand.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: You're just rude.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: That's a very rude thing for a store manager and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: SEEO to do.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: You're gonna lose customers that way, It's ridiculous.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. What about the customers that are
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: not going to shop there anymore?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Well, so, look, if you're in my store to buy
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: corn on the cop and you've got teeth that have
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: that are messed, that are all jacked up, then no,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I don't want you in my store.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You'll lose the business.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Why am I going to turn loose out into a
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Fourth of July barbecue? Someone would jacked up teeth with
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: corn wedge in it. That's my point that I'm trying
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: to make.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: You don't have to look at the person's teeth.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: You don't have the stairs and while they're eating.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: No, that's true, but you've been at many Fourth of
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: July barbecues and I don't even know why I'm still
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: talking to this lady. She tried to assault me.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Well, did you mean literally you'd throw the corn at him?
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Eron, I mean that's what she's talking about. Well, if
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: he said that's against the law. What if I say
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: to you, Aaron, you got jacked up teeth, Please don't
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: buy my corn, and you throw it at me.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I haven't committed a crime you have, Well, you've insulted
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: this woman.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Though I have not insulted her. I'm suggesting that if
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: you've got crooked, messed up teeth, and then you have
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: the unmitigated gall to eat corn on the cobb in
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: front of people, and they're looking at you while you're going, hey,
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: how you do it? You know you're grinning at them.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's pleasant?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I guess she's gone, Yeah, she's probably. Oh you know what,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I put her on hold. He's still there, Aerin. I'm
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: sorry I put you on hold by mistake.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: No, I'm still here all right.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you for your call.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I went I want to hear what she's
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: about to say. Well, she's well, she doesn't have any
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: in decadency. So what you got there is someone who
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: is going to assault me, throw corn at me, or
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: whatever she said you're going to do simply because I
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: said to her, would you please not hit that in
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: front of me?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: You know, there's such a thing as fighting words. You've
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: heard of that? Oh come on, Phil, Well I mean
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: that maybe that's not it, but you know, provoking someone
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like that, I don't believe that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I am and I think You've got a lot of
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: listeners who understand what I'm saying, and there's a lot
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: of store owners out there too. You don't want to.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I want to provide a pleasant experience for my customers.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Someone that walks into my store and he's got these
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: you know, they what we used to call the gooper
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: teeth or the or the the billy bob teeth, and
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: he's gonna buy corn. No, no, no, no, that's not
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: gonna happen, all right.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred four four nine six eighty six. One
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: eight hundred four four nine eight six eighty six. It's
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: interesting how conversations will go where I started talking about
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: picnic fair. Robert Green, the CEO of Frasier Foods, and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he is suggesting this holiday season, if you do not
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: have the greatest teeth, if you have an overbite, if
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: you have space teeth, if you've got crooked teeth, that
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: it that you bypass eating corn on the cop because
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: it's not a pleasant experience for people to look at
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you when you're talking and you've got teeth wedged. I mean,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you got corn wedged in your teeth. One eight hundred
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: four four nine eight six eight six one eight hundred
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: four to four nine eighty six eight six Phil Henry Show,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Phil Henry.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Show one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Whenever you think of them over here, think of me.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Bob Green and his Fourth of July is a special
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: presentation of Bob Green from two thousand and four. And
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the corn on the cob bit is Phil Henry with you,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And don't forget to get a backstage pass at Phil
• 35:41
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• 35:45
  Speaker 1: for a month or for a year, babait. Well, that's right,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be here. I think it was
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the general And anyway, one.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: Eight hundred four four nine eight six eighty six, the
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: Phil Hilly Show is back.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That's an interesting thing that you just told me. I'm
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: talking of Robert Green, CEO of Fraser Foods. Now, you
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: sometimes worked the register on a very busy weekend. This
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Fourth of July weekend obviously is one of the busiest,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: as you mentioned.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: That is great.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: When you see people with crooked teeth buying corn on
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the cob, you suggest that they buy something else because
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it is your determination.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Uh well, so it's not my determination. Anybody with any
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: experience in this world, when you look at someone who's
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: got the teeth on them, like I say, like the
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Bubba teeth or the jack Dut teeth, or the three
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: hundred yards of broken railroad ties or whatever you want
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: to call it, kind of peak, we all know that
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: it is thoroughly disgusting to look at them eat corn
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: on the cop.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that we all know that, but
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted you to tell the story you were telling
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: me off the air.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Well. My uncle, well, my uncle David, who was a
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: great influence of man, a terrific men. But my uncle
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: David had bad teeth. And when I say bad teeth,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I don't mean they were cavity or during it. They
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: were very crooked. They had wisdom teeth that were not
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: removed when he was a kid. So his front teeth
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: sort of collapsed it on themselves and crossed each other,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: almost like an axe. If these teeth were absolutely, without question,
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: the most frightening set of teeth you've ever seen in
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: your life. And we would have him over for holidays,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: summer holidays. He would eat corn on a cop And
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I was anorexic as a child from the time I
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: was eight until the time I was thirteen, primarily because
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to go near food as a result
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: of looking at him.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Eat this, you're telling me as a little boy you
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: ran a EXI.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Between the ages of eight and thirteen. Yeah, when I
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: looked at him and the way the corn would stick out.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Even as I think of it now, I want to
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: It's almost as if I want to get out of
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: my skin. I want to go somewhere, I want to
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: be someone else. That's what it does to a lot
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: of people. You look at someone with these teeth that
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: are destroyed, they're like bombed ruins, and then they have
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: almost the arrogance to eat corn on the cob. It
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: is something that can psychically damage a child.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Are you telling me that looking at your uncle who
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: had crooked teeth eating corn on the cob damaged you? Somehow?
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I believe it did, because it is a groke look it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Do you like bad breath? No, none of us do.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've smelled a lot of bad breath in
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: my day. It hasn't psychically destroyed me.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: When you're a child, I'm saying, when you're a child one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Eight hundred and four four nine, eight, six eighty six.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Here is Melissa. You're on the Phil Heavy Show with
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Robert Green a Fraser foods.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, mister Green.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: You are totally out of control and you're I'm surprised
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: you can keep your store.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was interactic.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: I haven't made a deal with the company, so I
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: don't care. Yes you are. You just be quiet and
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: listen to what I have to say. You have the
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: nerve to go up to people and to say what
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: they can't eat. Yeah, yeah, I s the company And
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: if you don't know what that means, it means I'm
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: the boss and yeah yeah. And you know, bulship, you
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: got bad peace. I don't know what to tell you
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: to go get birations, you know.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: And here's Joy on the Phil Henry Show.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Joy.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, ma'am.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to control my laughter, you know. I I
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: really if you understand, sir, that if you are the
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: CEO of your company, you really need to understand the
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: laws of discrimination, because I understand you making the comment
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: about with you and if it was porn to you,
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: and that's committing a crime tors, and it's also committing
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: a crime telling someone they cannot buy something from.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Your story to say that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: As well, hold on, hold on, but don't hold on everybody,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: hold on now, people going to be heard one at
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: a time or else, no one can hear what anybody
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: is saying. What were you saying, mister Green?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I don't tell them they can't buy the corn. I
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: suggest strenuously that if they buy the corn and eat
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: it in front of people, it will damage certain young people.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: Well, and what I'm trying to say as well, I
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: understand your point with your problem, but that is your problem.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: And you also need to keep in mind that if
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: you have a problem with people with jacked up teeth,
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: they may also have a problem with you being a
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: person that is not very good looking.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Well, they don't have to shop, they don't have to stop.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You are trying to do something in the conversation when
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: people are talking over each other. Right, I'm gonna do
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: it again. Now, what did you say, Bob?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I said, they don't have to shop in my store.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: And what is your response to that? Joy?
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: Well, my point is they don't have to shop in
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: your store, but they.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Well they're going to have to get out of my store.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Then, well, well, why isn't it discrimination if you weren't
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: letting people buy corn on the cob because it's disgusting, Well, what's.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Wrong with that? Are you trying to tell me that
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I should allow people into my store who are barefoot
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: or who otherwise violate the rules of the store. No.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: And by the same token, if someone walks into my
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: store with these Billy Bob Gomer teeth and he wants
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: to buy corn on the cob so that he's got
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: a half a cob of corn wedged in his teeth,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: forget it. It's not gonna happen.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Okay, So what I'm going to tell you, sir, Look,
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: have you got cracked tea?
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: You and you got crooked tea? Have you got crooked teeth?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Have you got crooked team? Have you? No? I don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: you got crooked crooked? Don't you understand your point?
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: I mean, I understand your point that you're disgusted by it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: No, Yeah, I don't know your dude, that's my first
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: experience with a woman. Let's just shure she had corn
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: in her teeth.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: I understand where you're laughing with that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Do you know what it's like to a woman things
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: as well?
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: I understand that. But I'm understanding that with you doing
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: what you are doing, you are going to be you
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: are going to be suit eventually.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just gotting know that. Well, you're not a law
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: or so how do you know? Well, she doesn't selling
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: a lawyer to me.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: I'm letting you know that eventually.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: It will happen, probably as the CEO.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: You need to keep that in mind.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred and four to four nine eight six
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: eighty six.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Look, let me tell you something. Try going out on
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: a date with a woman, your first daid and she
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: smiles at you and joined the evening and she's got
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: a big thing of corn which between her front teeth.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: You're telling me that I won't affect you.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Thanks Bob, Thanks General Jameson, and thank you Margaret, Thank
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: you Bud, and thank you all. Fourth of July and
• 42:31
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