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307: My Fifteen Seconds · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Well, one minute late. Huh. I knew you're gonna say something.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that's that's how you're doing it. Now. I've
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  Speaker 1: never been anything but five minutes early. I knew you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say something. Shit, one minute late, and you got
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  Speaker 1: a hat on and everything. Look at you. You You got
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  Speaker 1: a little scully on. Don't you find this? Weather in
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  Speaker 1: La is like if you stand in one spot, it's hot,
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  Speaker 1: and if you stand in another spot, it's cold. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that called um global warming? No, it's probably called fall
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  Speaker 1: in La because in the sun you could wear a
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  Speaker 1: bathing suit and then in the shadows I need my hat.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that called global warming? Yo? It's voting day. This
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  Speaker 1: is fucking election day, everybody. It's it's a holy yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you voted already, obviously, Yes, of course
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  Speaker 1: I went and dropped it off in the ballot box
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  Speaker 1: in West Hollywood. I did. I did so myself, not
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  Speaker 1: in West Hollywood, but uh, in my neighborhood. I'm really
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  Speaker 1: excited about the turnout so far, Yes I am. I
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  Speaker 1: You know, you guys aren't going to hear this until
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  Speaker 1: what what what what? When it is election. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday Tuesday. We need to be encouraging people who haven't
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  Speaker 1: done it to do it. That's why we're here, not
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  Speaker 1: only Scrubs podcast. We're here to tell you to vote. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not why we're here, all right, but not only
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  Speaker 1: but not only that. Tonight for all of you who've
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  Speaker 1: gone out and voted already, you get to watch television
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  Speaker 1: and watch the election. And this probably is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like they're taking bets on this election. This is the
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  Speaker 1: most anyone has ever put money down on. But we
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  Speaker 1: need to warn people as a public service announcement, right,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel, that we may not know these results
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday. Trump is very very, very very committed to
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  Speaker 1: saying we need to know the results that night. That's bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Because of the incredible surge of mail and voting. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: some some states aren't even allowed to start counting until
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  Speaker 1: the day of. So everyone needs to be prepared and
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  Speaker 1: prepare their friends that this might not be the typical
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  Speaker 1: situation where we know the result of that night tonight. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I have to speak like work like it's Tuesday. Probably
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  Speaker 1: closer to two thousand when we had the whole like
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  Speaker 1: hanging Chad Florida votes kind of thing happening. It will
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  Speaker 1: be a similar situation to that where probably a week
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  Speaker 1: or so after we'll have a final we really Florida,
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  Speaker 1: Florida once again. Florida once again is the biggest. Whoever
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  Speaker 1: wins Florida is probably gonna win this election once again,
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  Speaker 1: and Ohio too, probably, But Pennsylvania once again, Pennsylvania is
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  Speaker 1: really the one Pennsylvania, and I'm the surprise. I think
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  Speaker 1: there is a little Texas talk about Texas flipping, which
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  Speaker 1: would Texas all of a sudden too, That would be amazing, right,
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  Speaker 1: that feels like, but there is talk of Texas flipping.
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  Speaker 1: More people voted this year in Texas already then they
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  Speaker 1: voted in two and then four years ago, right in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and six. Are here's your public service announcement
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  Speaker 1: from your good friends at Fake Doctor's real friends. If
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to this and you haven't voted yet, we're
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  Speaker 1: begging you. We're down on our knees. Please go vote, yes, participate,
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  Speaker 1: Please pease. I just want you listen. I just want
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  Speaker 1: you to speak your mind. You know I'm not the
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  Speaker 1: one that's gonna sit here and tell you who to
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  Speaker 1: vote for. Just go out there, speak your mind, make
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  Speaker 1: your voice heard. I just want to say, um, please,
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  Speaker 1: please please vote. I am on my knees. What's that song?
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  Speaker 1: I'll get down on my knees kiss the ground that
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  Speaker 1: you walk on. Baby. I just know I'm down on
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  Speaker 1: my knees, begging you please, baby, come back above, let
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  Speaker 1: you go, and a feeling of love if uninity won't
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  Speaker 1: hurt anymore. Don't want to believe I love Whatever the
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  Speaker 1: fuck he said? Cool, I'm down on my knees. I'm
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  Speaker 1: begging you please come home. Can we go back to
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  Speaker 1: the days loss gone? You see how I modulated? Can
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  Speaker 1: you tell you don't know who the fuck you? What? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What I don't know? I'm sorry, don't judge me. What
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  Speaker 1: is Brian mcnight? Oh my god, the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: know who Brian McKnight is already, Thank goodness. But no
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  Speaker 1: wrong black person, wrong soul singer. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: it is. It's Boys to Man, all right, Calm down, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know Boys to Man. I only
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  Speaker 1: know it's the end of the wrong. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: was just singing you more. Oh well, I only know
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  Speaker 1: the fucking chorus. Dick fuck, Oh my god cock soake,
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  Speaker 1: cock soake. That's not a diss Yeah it is. I
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  Speaker 1: like making up new disses for you. Um, anyway, so
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  Speaker 1: please vote. We're begging you. We're begging you. We're begging you.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody just heard my phone ring and my phone was
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  Speaker 1: so loud on my headphones. I'm sure you heard. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't no, no, don do no, no, don't don't
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  Speaker 1: we don't. And then also, um please uh. The other
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  Speaker 1: public service announcement is prepare your friends in the community
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  Speaker 1: that tonight might not be the ninth that you know,
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  Speaker 1: and don't let don't let anyone tell you differently because
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  Speaker 1: of the obscene amount of ballots they're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: count well, not just not just that. Also, if it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't go your way, please don't fucking go crazy. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: please don't loose, please don't please please don't start a
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  Speaker 1: civil war. Please please please, let's let's not have a
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  Speaker 1: civil war America. Yeah, please don't make that be. Please
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  Speaker 1: don't make that be what happens. I have a friend
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  Speaker 1: who left the country. He's like, fuck this, I'll see
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  Speaker 1: what happens. Then that was one way to go. M Hey, um,
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: let's talk about Baby Yoda, because that was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be your surprise. Now as you were, some of you
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  Speaker 1: will recall all I told Donald that I arranged for
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  Speaker 1: him to get a very special present. The plan was
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  Speaker 1: for him to open it live on the air. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't open it live on the air. He opens it,
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  Speaker 1: he posts about it, doesn't even text me, doesn't even say, like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: how dope is this thanking up? It didn't say it
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  Speaker 1: was from you. It said Sideshow Collectibles. Yeah, well, Sideshow
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  Speaker 1: Collectibles hooked it up because of me. It didn't say yo,
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  Speaker 1: because of Zach, You're getting this Baby Yoda, Donald Fazon.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Sideshow was just looking out because they know
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  Speaker 1: I love Star Wars no Za. I'm gonna take this
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  Speaker 1: moment on fake Doctor's real friends to shout out a
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  Speaker 1: best friend of mine. He always, he always, he always
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  Speaker 1: looks out for a brother, gets me toys, Ye buys
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  Speaker 1: me toys. We collaborate together, loves you and loves me,
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  Speaker 1: sends you funny gifts, sends me funny gifts as well.
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  Speaker 1: And Seth Green, thank you so much? Why Seth Green?
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  Speaker 1: Because he does that? Oh wait wait wait wait, my
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  Speaker 1: bat my bat well, that was not that funny day
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  Speaker 1: and B I'm sliding this tear over. Okay, hold up,
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  Speaker 1: let me keep it one hundred zack. Thank you very
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  Speaker 1: much that I really appreciate it. It's actually something that
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: is sitting in my um, in my uh room, where
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  Speaker 1: I watched The Mandalorian four times already. You've already watched
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  Speaker 1: it four times. It came out today. It came out today, well,
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  Speaker 1: it came out when it came out. This is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be election day, but where we record this on Friday?
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  Speaker 1: And okay, we came out on Friday anyway, And I, uh,
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  Speaker 1: did you I haven't seen it, so no spoilers, but
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  Speaker 1: did you like it? Oh? It's so fucking Oh excuse
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  Speaker 1: my language, George Lucas and uh JJ from here on out,
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  Speaker 1: from here on out, when I talk about Star Wars,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying my hardest not to curse. Okay, I'm gonna respect.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna respect uh star Wars so much that I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna curb my uh language when talking about Star Wars.
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  Speaker 1: But it's so amazing, dude, it is so it was Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I I enjoyed it so much, and a friend of
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  Speaker 1: mine's in it, and it was just it was just
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  Speaker 1: something that I, you know, somebody who I played basketball
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  Speaker 1: against and somebody who I played, you know, on the
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  Speaker 1: same team, and also you know, celebrity All Star games
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that is on the Mandalorian uh in
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  Speaker 1: this episode and has some iconic stuff going on with
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  Speaker 1: him and I just it was just really awesome to
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  Speaker 1: see and I watched it twice. I loved it about
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  Speaker 1: It was really good. It's so much more improved. It
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  Speaker 1: proves a lot on season one. I think they learned
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  Speaker 1: a lot from how they shot it. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot more depth. I thought the Western aspects
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  Speaker 1: of its sword and there's like the way that they
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  Speaker 1: bring up small things in the background of the movies
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  Speaker 1: and the center of the show is just like it
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  Speaker 1: just fills your Star Wars heart with love. It's so good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: An you see it yet? Uh No, I have not
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  Speaker 1: watched it yet. I think I have to wait for
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend. She's she's out of town, but back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have to wait because you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it is with you and your wife.
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  Speaker 1: I wait, I didn't wait from my wife. There are
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  Speaker 1: shows that we get in. We have to wait or
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  Speaker 1: we um have you know she you know, we share it.
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  Speaker 1: She loves it too, so we watch it together. Have
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  Speaker 1: you started watching a bachelor yet? You know what I
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  Speaker 1: have to do? I give this. I watched that ship.
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  Speaker 1: You don't watch the Bachelor, Okay, I mean I I well,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one that's the Bachelorette right now, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I watched like episode, the first episode, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is so stupid. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: watching this? Oh? Yeah, god? You know why? Sure this candy.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: You watch it with your wife, and you watch it
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: because that's something you watch with your wife. Daniel. It's
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  Speaker 1: so tasty. It's so tasty. It's so tasty, just like
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: you're just sour head kids. Oh my god, it's like
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  Speaker 1: you're it's like you're going to see a Marvel movie
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  Speaker 1: and you've got all of the freaking candy in your lap.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Marvel movie for drama. Oh my god. Just
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  Speaker 1: like I don't like it. I don't like the ones
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  Speaker 1: where it's men competing. It's the best. It's to see
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  Speaker 1: how petty men can be. I think that women fighting
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  Speaker 1: way more energy. No, my brother, no, but that's like
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  Speaker 1: that's like freaking U stereotypical you you you you. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I rather watch a bunch of women aren't you
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  Speaker 1: than I watch a bunch of men aren't you. I'm sorry, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's way funnier to watch men try to stay in
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  Speaker 1: between the lines of not getting punched in the face
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  Speaker 1: and still trying to insult somebody. I saw the funniest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Seemed in love with the black guy, who's the first
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  Speaker 1: guy she met. It was like, oh, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: it's over. She was just like, drop jog, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is over. A new bachelorretto beyond, a new bachelorettell beyond,
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  Speaker 1: and the two of them run off together from the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the ship in the middle of the show
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  Speaker 1: the third episode. In the third episode, Disney ABC, ABC,
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome for this, for this, for this, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're well shameless, shameless. So some people might be upsetp
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  Speaker 1: by Spullers, but I don't give a fuck you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me she picks black guy like three episodes in and
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  Speaker 1: then change the person out. It is they change the
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: bachelortte and and and and some of the dudes like
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: and you see like especially after like all of the
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  Speaker 1: me too stuff has happened, and you start to realize,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: you start to recognize as a man some of the
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  Speaker 1: things that aren't acceptable anymore, and how men talk to
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  Speaker 1: women and how all of that happens and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: You really see some well, at least one dude just
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: go into like a tirade where it's like, dude, your
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: power move. You're trying to pull a power move on
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  Speaker 1: this on this young lady and that is totally whack.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: And then then she flips it and she's pulling power
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  Speaker 1: moves on these dudes just for this one dude, just
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  Speaker 1: for this one guy. Man, it's like, it's it's it's
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: it's I. I I when it came walking about the
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Bachelor at Yeah, dude, when it came on. When it
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: came on, I told my wife I'll be in the
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: other room, please don't bother me. I went to the
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: fridge to get like some like some uh gts kimbucha. Yeah,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: and uh as I'm grabbing the kimbucha. Within seconds, I
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: was already making my way towards the couch, asking what
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  Speaker 1: it's like. It's it's the only thing that you and
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: your wife watch together. Yeah, because she's into all of
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: that freaking you know, forty eight hours and you know,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I murder what about sports? So she watched the sports
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  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, she you know, she's one that got
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: me into football. I wasn't really into football unless the
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Giants were involved, you know, when I was a kid
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  Speaker 1: and I became a grown man and met my wife
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  Speaker 1: at you know, thirty something years old in my early thirties,
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  Speaker 1: and she took me to my first football game ever.
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  Speaker 1: And she took me to see a New York team
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  Speaker 1: play her hometown team. And it was like and we
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: sat in the box of the quarterbacks and shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, well, you know, her best friend
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  Speaker 1: was dating the quarterback on the Dallas Cowboys at the time. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: or they were about or they were about to date.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: But anyway, it was one of the and it was
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and it was like my first time not really
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: flying home, and you know, I didn't. I was divorced
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  Speaker 1: from my ex wife, God rest her soul, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going over to their house and spending Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: with my kids. And she took me to Dallas for
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  Speaker 1: my first time really in Dallas to a football game.
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  Speaker 1: And this was very early in our relationship, and I
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  Speaker 1: got to hang out with you know, the quarterback of
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys and other players. It was really cool.
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  Speaker 1: And she got me into football and now I know
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  Speaker 1: more about football than she does. All right, should be
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  Speaker 1: getting the show down, and why don't you count us
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  Speaker 1: into some fun, fun fun programming with our favorite numbers
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of doctor nurses and stories. So data around here,
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  Speaker 1: yeat around here, A welcome to the program everybody. We
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: are so appreciative that you listen to this. We are
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: so appreciative of you liking just sitting around chatting with
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  Speaker 1: us all. We love doing it for you. And uh
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: and Donald is going to summarize the show as he
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: often does. Often takes some roughly thirty seven seconds. We
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  Speaker 1: never know what's going to happen. Okay, so this one,
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  Speaker 1: with this one, I had to I watched the show
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  Speaker 1: earlier and then I went out and did my daily
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: stuff and came back. And now that I look at
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: my notes, I like what I wrote, but I feel
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: like I missed a couple of things. So there might
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: be a little bit of ad libbing in this too. All. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So this is exciting for fans. Donald may Riff, he
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  Speaker 1: may um. What do you call when a rapper just
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  Speaker 1: a freestyle? Well this is well yeah, because it's not
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  Speaker 1: off the top, so there is a bit of freestyle
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  Speaker 1: in it, like my freestyle. As you are spinning some bars,
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  Speaker 1: you may freestyle. That's my dude, right there? Can I
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  Speaker 1: ask decide no questions. When guys are like Eminem, like
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  Speaker 1: spitting freestyle bars, don't you think they have it all
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  Speaker 1: that shit memorized? They're not really, fucking no. But that's
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  Speaker 1: the difference between freestyle and off the top of the head.
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  Speaker 1: So off the top of the head is when it's
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  Speaker 1: completely you're making it up right there at that moment.
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  Speaker 1: Freestyle is when you're giving people, uh bars that you've
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  Speaker 1: written and put together already, uh for free, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, And people get to listen to your stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But that video when Eminem was like in the garage
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  Speaker 1: and he was like no, no, no, no, no, that
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  Speaker 1: was off. That was off the top of the head.
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  Speaker 1: Probably he's you're talking about when he's which one are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? I don't watch a lot of this,
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  Speaker 1: but I remember, like a few years ago, one or
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  Speaker 1: two years ago, Eminem was like in a parking garage
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  Speaker 1: and all his boys were sitting on a car, right,
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  Speaker 1: and that was that did a big spoof of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a That was a BT Awards. I believe
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  Speaker 1: that was off the top of the head. I believe
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  Speaker 1: that was off at the top of the head. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like when rappers do freestyle, the verse is a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more Daniel. You could correct me if you
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  Speaker 1: believe I'm wrong, but I feel like the verse is
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more polo when it's freestyle. Like so
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  Speaker 1: if somebody goes on the radio and they're like, spit
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  Speaker 1: a couple of bars, and they're like, all right, this
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  Speaker 1: is freestyle. It's just like a bunch of songs that
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  Speaker 1: they put together or a bunch of lines that they
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  Speaker 1: put together just for and it's not necessarily in an order,
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  Speaker 1: but when it's but when it's off the top of
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  Speaker 1: the head, they're just coming in and saying, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything that I've written before, this
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  Speaker 1: is all about right now, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to offer a slightly different perspective on the
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: same idea as a DJ. I would very rarely plan
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: DJ sets like I would rarely plan this song goes
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  Speaker 1: into this song, goes into this song, goes into this song,
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  Speaker 1: because I've been DJing for a very long time, and
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  Speaker 1: with that in my head already, I have hundreds and
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  Speaker 1: hundreds of one, two, three song combinations that I know
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  Speaker 1: we're going to work well together. So it's freestyle freestyle,
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  Speaker 1: right exactly. So over that set, I may be putting
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  Speaker 1: together a couple of different pieces that I already know
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  Speaker 1: work together in a set that I'm not necessarily planning.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe the order of the songs I've played I've
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: never ever played before, but it doesn't mean that a
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: couple of those transitions I don't know very very well.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: And I think it's the same thing with freestyle rep.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: These guys have, you know, worked with these themes and
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: motifs and all of this stuff so much that a
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: lot of those rhymes, a lot of those you know,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: lyrical plays are pieces that they've done over and over
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: and over, maybe not in that order, maybe not on
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: that topic, but it's a subject, it's a method that
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: they're very familiar with. So it's kind of you know,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say easier, but it's like it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: It's part of the practice, right. I guess I'm just
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: cynical when people are like supposedly coming up with it,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: not like freestyle, just like totally totally, totally fresh, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, buddy, Well, well there are some
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: people that do have that talent though, there are some
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: people that you know, to go into a recording booth
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and do your verse and do it in one take
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: is a talent, you know what I mean. That means
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you've not only worked on it, but you're so connected
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: to the beat that you're able to ride the rhythm. Also,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you know that's different. A guy goes in, doesn't he
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: usually write it out when he goes into the recording booth. Well,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: sometimes he writes it at that moment and then goes
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: in or or as jay Z. Jay Z is one
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: of the masters of freestyle, a little Wayne, he was
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: one of the masters of freestyle. But if if you
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: don't write your rhymes and you just try to think
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: of it and you're you know, you you think about
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Biggie the Notorious big is the king of this where
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: he would sit in the studio and just listen to
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the beat, and as he listened, he'd sit there and
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: rehearse it in his head, right, and then as it
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: went on, as it got to the point where you know,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: you know, like you know, I don't know how long
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: it would take, he'd be like, all right, I'm ready.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: And if he'd go into the booth and drop what
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: he was rehearsing to do that, that's freestyle to me,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's like in my mind,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna say this, this, this and this
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and and at this part I'm gonna try and freak
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: it like this, okay, And then I said it right
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: right right, and then always go back and when you
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: listen to it, the awe and the you know what
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, him catching the beat, all of that shit
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: is so raw because it's it's not written, it's it's
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: him feeling it and being in it. That's a bit
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: of freestyle right there, you know what I mean. That's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: a that's a that's what makes the great ones. Jay
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Z is another one that does that. Uh. I heard
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Little Wayne somebody that does that. I heard he just
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: would just go on for days, sit in front of
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: a little microphone and a keyboard and just rap and
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: rap and rap and rap and rap and rap and
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: wrap it rap, rap, rap rap. That's how it was
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: when I did my passover wrap that I sang for
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: you guys a while back. And did you sing your
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: passover wrap or was that on something else? Didn't I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: do my passover rap for you guys? I don't think so.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard your passover wrap. Yeah
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: you say, yeah, you did your passover wrap? Yeah yeah, Donald, Yeah,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: when you were talking, you were talking it was Helen
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Zach took a trip to Boston. Yeah, uh, something about
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like something like the reasons. I know. Just remember your comb. Yeah,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: now I was fired Donald, Thanks for remembering. I remember dog.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: What can we hear it again? Yeah? One day, four
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: people took a trip to Boston, Elaine, Helen Zach, and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: an OUTI five thousand. The reason for the trip was
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: pass over time. If we snook some bread and it
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: would be a crime. Just remember on this five hour trip,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: McDonald dem Burger king, we would skip. The reason for
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: this deed was pass over time. If we snook some
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: bread and it would be a crime. Why don't we
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: go so far when we could pray at home? The
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: reason was unknown. Just remember your comb. That's slack. You know,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: you know, you know what I love about that. I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: love about what. I love that. As a youth, you
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: understood that your parents were just taking you on as
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: long as journey so that you would not think about food.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: But on this journey, you guys passed McDonald's and Burger
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: King and all these This was a time of like, um,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the Beastie Boys, like fight for your right to party
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: era right. So that was my introduction as a Jewish
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: kid in North Jersey. I didn't know anything about any
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: other rap really, other than the Beastie Boys singing you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Gotta fight. Oh, you're right, that's the only Beastie Boys. No,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I knew the whole album. I'm just saying that. I
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I you can go ahead and make your jokes that
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that was my introduction to rap. But that's what it was.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: What let me ask you one question, but one that record,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: what was your favorite song? I would have to look
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: at the track list. I don't have a memorized the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: one with the plane, right, and the one with the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: plane Yeah. Now, did you like Paul Revere at all? Yes,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I even got some of that memorized. I think that's
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: one of the best. I didn't like this. I didn't
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: like that. I didn't with a whiffle ball about on
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: the run the cop scott my gun and run about
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: now I try to have some fun. The king got
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: ron that is my name, and I got the fly
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: spotted about the champagne. Okay, zb got old school, y'all?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's talk about this fucking TV
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: show Scrubs. That's why people are here. Oh wait, all right,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: so do your recap ready and start. Color and Elliott
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: are best friends thanks to Eric Estrada. Doctor Kelso orders
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the hospital new stethoscopes, but pays the price for trying
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to cut the corners JD's dating Jordan's sister, and Cox
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: hates this so much that he tries to sabotage it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: No relationship is perfect. You have to nurture all relationships,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: all of them, whether they be at work or with
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a person, and oftentimes just showing up isn't enough. Effort
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: is required, and sometimes it's hard to muster up the
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: energy to do so because life is exhausting. But if
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you have love, you fight for it. If you love
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: what you do, you follow through your effort and attention
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to others needs could be what's required to save a relationship. Amen. Amen,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: relationships are hard. Don you got to work at it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You gotta work. But it's not just. But it's not
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm you know that's that's that's the theme
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: of this show. But it's not just you know, with
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: another person. Your relationship with your job is just as
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: important your relationship with you know, how you are with
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the outside world. If that I don't, I don't know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you would describe that relationship. But
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: who you are when you step in front of the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: world is just as important as you know, how you
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: manifest and nurture your personal relationship. Question is and all
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: your relationships, do you want to put in the work
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: or do you want to run or right right? Or
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: do you want to or do you want to just
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: see what happens? And and you know, Cox and JD
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: are a perfect example of two dudes. I just wanted
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to get the funk out of the hospital and you know,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: because of this annoying patient and realize at dinner that
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: they're be being a little too insensitive and that holy cow,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: maybe we you know, we're not seeing the signs because
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: we're not paying attention to our job. We're not doing
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: the best that we're not being the best that we
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can be, and we're not listening to what this young
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: lady is saying to us. And and so at the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: end when they rushed back to the hospital, when they
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: realized what the problem is, you know that that really
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that was a big moment for me because this episode
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: isn't necessarily my favorite episode. It's not necessarily the fine.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Didn't you find it odd? Though? I mean, it didn't
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: cross their minds that she I mean, she fucking ate pesticide.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Like they didn't cross their mind that like she might
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: be suicidal. I thought that was a little weird. That
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: was very well, you know, we were like we've done
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: all these tests and we even sent some people to
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: your house, and we just can't figure out why there
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: might be pesticide in your system. I don't know. I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: just thought it was a little weird. It's you know, hey,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: but what do I know. I'm not a genius. Bill Lawrence,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: who showed Ted Lasso just got picked up for two
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: more seasons. That's amazing congratulation how big that show is
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: internationally and domestically that I mean, they picked it up
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: for they haven't even started season two and they picked
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: up two and three. That's so crazy because speaking interupting,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I gave a compliment interrupting Bill, Oh he's into all right,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I've missed you guys. Um, you're doing
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a great job on my podcast. I appreciate it. Uh So,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: here is the question for today, and don't cheat. Um
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: my fifteen seconds every time you guys entered Jill Tracy's room. Um,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: doctors only spend fifteen seconds with a patient average, Um,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and a clock comes up. One question one do you
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: think that's a real thing or that we made it
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: up for the show? Um, I think it must be
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a real thing. It's too weird to not it's it's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to me, it's too random and weird to have been
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: made up. It does feel short as someone who's unfortunately
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: spent a bunch of time in hospitals in the last
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: few years. But I feel like he wouldn't pull that
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: out of his butt. I think I think I think
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: they made it up. Okay, all right, let's find out
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: wrong or right it's not really a real thing. And um,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: we did make it up for the show. Because I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: find that if you put a small dramatic thing like
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: that in there that people believe it actually kind of
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: helps your storytelling. But the even more crafty cheating aspect
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to this. Every time you went in there in the
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: fifteen second clock showed up. Do you think it was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: actually fifteen seconds? No, it was, so I know that.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I know that from scrubs Wicky. I'm sorry, that's a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: bit of a cheat, but they scrubs wiki, of course
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: points out how those segments are by no means fifteen seconds.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: M let's find out correct it was not. I think
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: one of them might even be twenty seven or thirty seconds.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: But we just slowed down the countdown so we could
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: do whatever we want. And that's how you cheat in television.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you, interrupting Bill for that. I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: like that. That was a very fun interrupting Bill for me.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It was you know why. You know, I thought, because
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: he's the top show runner in town this week, that
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: he might come on extra cocky, but no, he held
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it together, he held his ego in check. I'm actually
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to dinner with him and Krista tonight. So
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: if there's anything you want me to do, you know,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: tell them I'm I'm getting in shape. I got a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: job that's gonna, you know, make me get in shape
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: for a little while. What are you hiding from the audience?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: What job is this? Do you not want to talk
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: about it? No, we could talk about it. You know
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: this might get cut, but well you can bet we
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: can beat it or something I signed on to do, like, oh, oh,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Joel is gonna lose your mind? What cool booking? Congrats? Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and so we'll see what happens with that. I don't
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: know if I'm allowed to talk about it, but you guys,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: we could beap it. We can beep the title. But
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: so is that pushing your training into full gear? Are
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: we pelotonuting the shit out of us ourselves? Now? Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: there's some nudeness perhaps, Oh are we gonna see your eel?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna see my eel. No, there's there's no
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: way that Casey will allow that. Casey's like they I
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: don't want anybody seeing your butt or your eel. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to see booty or frontal. No. Casey's like,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you can show chest, you can show, you can show
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: belly button. What you can and you're not allowed to do.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You can show crease you can allowed to do a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: sexy will Apparently, apparently I have to simulate sex on
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the in the in the in the show. So how
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: can Casey, How can Casey limit your ability as a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: handsome male actor to do a sex scene. I don't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: believe it because the show runner made the mistake of saying,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you don't have to do the nudity part isn't necessarily important.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I think we should see your ass. You have a
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: nice bubble, and I think earth needs to see it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Bounce the earth, Yeah, the whole earth. Well, anyone who
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: watches the show should see that. Shouldn't bounce, right, Joel, Yes,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: if you're comfortable with me. I know Casey's not comfortable
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: with the case. He's like, ain't nobody seeing your ass bounce?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I wish she would be. She's got to loosen up
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: about that. She probably will loosen up about it by
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the time we get to it as a as a
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: right now. As of right now, she's like, do you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: really want people to see how you fuck? Is that
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: what you really try? Do you want to show how
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: good you are? Will you're evil be getting its own credit?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Or do you share a credit? All right, let's talk
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: about we're gonna we share a title sequence speaking of
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: names for Cox, That's how the show opens up. Jad's name,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: his penis's name is little Buddy. Um. He doesn't like that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: He wishes it was named big al and Um. And
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: this moment when I'm dancing naked in front of tarr
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Reid is what I told you in the last episode,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: when my sock fell off and she was able to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: see my giblets in their entirety. That's I remember thinking like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I remember thinking, no, m might have been nice for her,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: but I remember thinking like, oh no, Tara, it's there's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of air conditioning, and I have more to
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: offer the world than what you're seeing. Cock Site, just
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: stop talking about willis Sorry, Jeb, sorry, Deb, Just one
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: more second. Deb, We're getting into will you talk? But Um,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: do you have a name for your stuff my junk? No,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, Um, I don't. Do you Well,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you've named my junk eel eel, black whale. I never
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: called it black whale. How have you? When you yea,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you had to do this too for Um for Scrubs,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: when that episode where you're walking in through the park,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: so you just take a tube sock and you just
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: kind of tuck everything in. And that's what that's what
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: fell off when I started doing that wacky dance. You
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: didn't put you didn't try to put like a rubber
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: band at the base. Well, I didn't want to cut
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: off circulation and lose a nut. You're not going to
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: cut off circulation, dude. They what if they were like
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the scene is though, that's a cut on the scene,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: zach Um, your scrotum is blue. They make these things
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: and for oh oh, I didn't if I didn't have
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: anything professional like that. Colre me mine. Sorry, you were
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: very very very uh secure in the fact that a
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: sock would be able to keep little buddy covered. Well,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I learned the hard way. You no pun intended donald
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: that um that it did not work. So tera Reid,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: you're welcome. You're welcome. Um, so color me mine. Uh.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: The very very adorable African American man next to me
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: is Pooky, who was one of our main lighting electricians
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: on the show for almost the whole run of the show.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: He was Pooky in the beginning, and he was like,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be called Pooky no more. My
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: name is Chris. I never got a change. Maybe that
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: was you being tough guys like alpha males. He was
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: always Pooky to me, No Boddy. He changed his name
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to everybody halfway through because he was sick and tired
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: of being called Pooky. Well, I never heard that. I
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: never got the memo. If I saw him to day,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I'd give him a well, I wouldn't be able to
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: give him a big hug, but I'd yell Pooky. Remember
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: when Pooky lost all that weight too. Yeah. By the way,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Pookie may have been in the rerun dance sequence. Absolutely,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: he was. Absolutely, he was great guy, really really great guy. Yeah,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: one of one of our favorites. Yeah, and he was
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: one of you know, some of the some of the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: crew members did the whole nine years with us, and
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I think Pooky came and went a little bit, but
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: he was with us almost the whole time. Yes, um,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you know electrician doing setting up, setting and focusing the lights.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: He and he made a lot of and he made
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of cameos on the show. This. Yeah, this
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: is the beginning of seeing him. Yeah, this is the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: beginning of seeing him. But you'll you'll reckon, you'll find
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: him a lot more as this there's a gag reel
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: moment in one of the seasons whereas where I'm running
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: lines with him, he was playing Do you remember that
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: he was playing, Oh yeah, we actually filmed it and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. You guys weren't running lines. Somebody was supposed
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: to be in the scene. They were like, all right, Poky,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. I think it was yeah, And they were like, Pooky,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: you get up in there and do it. And he
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: gets in there and we all thought he was gonna
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: freaking uh, you know, black, I can't do it, guys,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and out of it he played that. He went hardcore
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: with it too. The funny thing is he still had
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: like all his gear on. He had like his walkie
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: talkie earpiece and all that shit. But he just played it,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: played it so straight like he was Elliott or something.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: It was really good, man. It was really awesome man.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, um, I don't know if it's us
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Tara and I are. I'm feeling it's probably stunted people
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: that fall out of that tree. But you can totally
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: see the Matt that's hidden under like a really lame
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: piece of asteroid turf. I just I just love, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: love the fact that j d's ideal date with the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: girl to kiss the first time was in a tree. Yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: he's just like just like the song, just like the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: song K, S and G. That's right, Yeah, I JD's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: such a fucking dorc. It's amazing he got these great
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: women because he is so nerdy. I think it's so endearing.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's so endearing that this is how JD is.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I think you don't. You don't you don't think his sense, No,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I do. I think he's nerdy and charming in people
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and women, um uh and man, depending on what you're
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: indu love to laugh, and so he gets I'm guessing
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: he gets chicks. I mean, obviously he's a doctor, which
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: is impressive, but also because he's silly and goofy and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: makes him laugh. Wow, he reminds me of Hugh Grant
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: And what's that in every Hugh Grant movie? Right, pretty much?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: But him and Julia Roberts, Oh, notting Hill, notting Hill,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and how Hugh Grant's kind of like oopsie Daisy, like
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: j D says things like that, and that's I don't know,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: that's endearing. I totally get why j D has such
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: a great uh is a ladies man. Um, how about
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: that door hit I do at three twenty eight. That
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: was pretty damn nice if I can, if I give
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: myself a comedic stunt pat on the back, it's a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: nice door hit. And I don't think I'd done a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: glass door hit since the pilot. So there you go,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. I think that's the first time I've
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: run into that what's supposed to be the very same door,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: although in the pilot we all know we were in
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: a different hospital. Yeah. And the fact that these two
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: are so comfortable, you know, in the fact that the
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: fact that JDS so comfortable in Cox's house fooling around
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: with this young lady is a little that that was
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: just caught me kind of off guard when he walked
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: in and he was like, and he's yelling at the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: two of you for you know, cuddling and being all
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: cutesy in the morning and stuff. Yeah, that caught me
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: off guard. Like the fact that j D feels that
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: comfortable now that he's willing to bang in doctor Cox's houses.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's pretty funny though, when I when I when he
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: catches me naked and I hold up the picture of
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: his baby in front of my ground and he's like, right,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: well that and then I turn it around and it's him.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's the season one promotional picture like
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: way to go Props Department, Like, let's just grab a
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: fucking Scrubs promo pick. I've have been put it in
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the frame. That was funny. Yeah. A waffle time song.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, do not sing when I come in the kitchen.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, waffle time. It's waffle time. Won't you have
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: some waffles up mine? I don't know if that's the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: melody I was going to ask you, because at the
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: end of you have some waffles of mine? I forgot
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: what the melody was, but we'll be at the end
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: of it. You you sing along with him. So was
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: this something that you two made up at that moment. No,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: he's like, you're talking about how comfortably is Jady's walking
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: into his kitchen and like morning, waffull time, waffle time,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: won't you have some waffles of mine? But as but
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: as actors, was this something that Bill was like, this
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is how the song goes, or was it something that
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: John c made up? Or was it something that you
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Because I probably made it up.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if John sees the stupid silly jingle
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: maker up or like I am, because like I can
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: have a whole career as a jingle writer. Donald, word, Oh,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: why aren't you doing that? There's so much money in it?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Not really, no, there's not, Yeah there is. And that
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Dudley Moore movie funny what was it? What year was that? Dude?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: They were freaking killing it. But you know who wrote
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: du dun No no no, no no, no, no, no no no,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: round ball Rock? John Tesh, John Tesh, John Tesh, Dude,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: John Tesh, John j wrote more jingles. Have you ever
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: seen John believe? Have you ever seen John Tesh at
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Red Rock? No? I don't know what that is. It's
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: him playing at the venue. Yeah wait, that's where he
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: did the Roundball Rock thing. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Red
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Rocks is the avenue in Colorado. Oh, Red Rocks I've
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: heard of. Yeah, beautiful out to our venue. But he go,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: but um, Donald, I thought you'd be impressed that. I know. No, no, no, no,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: no no, that's fucking John Tesh's great as hit. You
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: guys have seen this video where he describes coming up
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: with that right. No, but do you think he made
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think that was just a buyout or did
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: he make nine zillion dollars off of it? What maybe
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: could be? What Dan? What was unique about him coming
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: up with it? Oh, it's just it's just so funny
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: because he sends him self a voicemail where he's like, hey, listen,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: just remember this one for later. I'll talk to you
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: later by And it's just like a voice where he
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: plays at Red Rocks for everybody, I'm gonna find the video.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'll set it to you. Oh that's no. But there's
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of if you're interested in this topic, for
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: those of you, for those of you are a little
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: bit confused. John Tesh was the host of Entertainment Tonight
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: for basically most of our childhood and lie him and
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Mary Heart. Yeah, and that was this is back when
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: there weren't all these other streaming things, so it was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: like what was on you watched Entertainment Tonight. And he
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: was an entertainment journalist and he had this side hustle
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: which was probably way more lucrative than being an entertainment anchor,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: where he would write jingles and if you look up,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: if you google it, he wrote a lot of fucking
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: music and a lot of jingles. You know. No, he
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: was a concert pianist, dude. Okay, well I'm saying he also,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: in addition to the that's song, what is that the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: NBA fucking jingle? He wrote a lot It's actually only
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: the NBA on the NBC. That's what he wrote, all right.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have known that. Well it's not it's not
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: the NBA song anymore. If you don't hear that song anymore.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: You know what else he wrote? You know what else?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: He wrote what you're trying to get into? No, he
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: did not do. Not give that man credit for writing that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what I could I could pull
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: up on my phone. In a similar way, when when
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Donald and I were about to do the podcast, I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: said we got to have a dope theme song. And
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I played to Donald like something like this, and then
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Donald sent something back to me like riffing on it,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: someday I have to play you. And that's what we
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: sent to Charlie, who then went and made it dope.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Well it was a genius idea. You were like it
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: should be like the Jeffersons, and I was like, oh shit,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But we turned it into like, and I know we're
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just reminiscing. We turned it into a freaking fire. It's
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a bop, it's a pop. It's a bob bob, it's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: a bob. All right, we have a fan and we're
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: gonna go to bring will be right back after these words, gentlemen,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: we're bad back. We're back. We're back with the Amanda Kabobby.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Give it to her, Donald, give her the give her
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: the Oprah, Amanda Bobba. Holy shit. Yeah, it's true, Amanda,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: it's real. It happened him. I started drinking wine because
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I was nervous, and I was like, I don't know
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: if that's a good or bad thing, so we'll figure
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it out. I guess I'm drinking wine too. It's okay.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I thought we had a note new let's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: not drink during the podcast rule. Donald, Okay, I I
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I broke that rule. Oh I think. Good to know, Amanda.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: You're welcome to drink. Welcome to the program. How are you?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Where are you? What's going on? I'm good. I am
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: in my apartment in Hoboken, New Jersey, represent Proboken in
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the house. I am Jersey through and through. In one
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: of those ways where I'm like suburban Jersey, not Jersey
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Shore Jersey. I'm sure, yes, like me, yes, yes, we
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: people like us don't like that Jersey Shore stereotype because
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that's not us. Are you a Saku sushi eater? Oh
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: my god, he's gonna he's just gonna drop the few
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Jersey things he knows. He knows like a Jersey and Hoboken.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: When you get that, when you get the app, it's
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the best sushi you can find. It's in Hoboken or
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Jersey City, It's in Hoboken. When you get the opportunity, Saku,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: when you get a chance, Saku Hoboken, Saku Hoboken. Remember
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I said this to you. You know why they call
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it Broboken, Amanda, because of all the bros frap boys.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of frap. It's still that way when
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I was. When I was around, it was like, oh,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to Broboken very much. So so I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: also went to Rutgers University, and I feel like it
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: was very much you did you go to Ruckers too? No,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I just have a lot of friends with directors love
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: it well. It just it felt like we like graduated
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Rutgers and some people were aren't ready and they moved
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: into downtown. Oh okay, yeah, I remember the percentage of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: baseball hats backwards. It was very high. Also, Hopeboken floods
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: like a beast, doesn't it. Absolutely. I moved to the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: top of the hill. I pay a fucking astronomical amountain rent,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: but I don't flood luckily. Right on, did you vote, Amanda?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You know today? Just this is maybe before you answer,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: this is oh good. You're wearing a voting T shirt
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: just to remind uh you, Amanda. This is airing on
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: election Day Tuesday, so we're encouraging everyone who hasn't to vote.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But you're wearing a voting T shirt, so you did vote.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing well, I'm going to drop it off this weekend.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't here to thunders. Applause, Dan thunder supplause. Turned
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: key is turned good? Um? Jersey um not usually a
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: swing state, but I think we usually go blue. But
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: we'll see, we'll see what happens today. It's today. Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: what do you do, Amanda for for to pay for
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: your fancy apartment? Well, I am a video producer. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: work in development, so like video development TV development at
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Hearst magazines, so we have like Cosmos Men's Health. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: know you guys are always talking about men's health. Yeah, Donald,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: and I want to get on the cover if we
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: get our abs enough. If you could put in a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: recommendation for us, I will hook it up. I will
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: do what I can. My life goal is to one
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: day before they shovel me in a Hearst, to have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: my abs so impressive that they're like, he's got to
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: be on the cover of Men's Health. Come on, guys,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: right that. I want to be a nat and you
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: know what, I want to do that one and People's
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Most Beautiful, Like I've been dying for that one. I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: know I'm getting a little long in the tooth and
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: everything like that. Well, you mean the sexiest man alive.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen for you, dude. No, you can
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: be in Most Beautiful, but you're not. You're too old
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to be the sexiest man alive. You never know, you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: never know. I think you're the sexiest man alive. Don't
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: give me that face. But it's usually someone younger, like
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a you know, it's younger, younger kind of No, Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I take it back, I'm sorry. Can you. Yeah, he's
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: lost the ability to speak, which is so which is
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: so hard for him. I really fucked him up. I'm sorry. Sorry.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: By the way, do you do you have a question? Amanda? Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the day, I digress for a moment.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: When we last week talked about virtual having sex via
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: VR with each other, everyone and their cousin weighed in
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that there is, of course a Black Mirror episode about this,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: So thank you for reminding us. If you don't watch
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Black Mirror, watch Black Mirror. But there's a very, very fascinating,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: slash bizarrely hilarious, interesting commentary on sexuality episode of Black Mirror,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: including VR sex between two hetero friends. So there you go, Amanda,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Amanda a manage. You have a question for us to
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: cheer Donald up? The sexiest man alive? In my eyes,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I can't, you can't and you can't know. No, no,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I I am. I am not the sexiest men alive
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: according to Zach. But if if I put out a magazine,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: my best friend said to me, oh no, you're never
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: gonna get that. Those were his exact words. I'm just
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. Oh no, You're never gonna
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: get that. I my heart is oh man, I don't.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I don't usually like shut the fuck up. I look,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you aren't me so bad? Shall I bring you together
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: with a question? Yes? Please? The subject? All right? Well,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I hope this brings up good memories, not bad memory.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: But one of my questions was, so, what is the
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: worst trouble the two of you have gotten into together,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: whether it was on set of scrubs or not on
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: set of scrubs? How are you going to ask me
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: this question? I can't answer this question. I can't answer
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: this question. We got into a lot of trouble. That's
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble that we've gotten into we can't
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: even talk about. There were there were times where I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: am I'm trying my hardest too right now. There were
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: times where I was like, I can't believe that shit
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: happened right out, I can't believe we put ourselves into
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that situation and that shit happen. Yeah, you don't want
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: to give a lot of money and a lot of
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: fame to two guys in their mid twenties. Uh No,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I expect that they're not gonna get You don't want
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to do it to you don't want to do it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to anyone in their mid twenties, not two guys to
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: anyone in the twenties. Much money at a young age
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: is not a good thing. We had some adventures, um
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and uh, and that's all we'll say. As poor is
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: another glass of wine for himself and fucking two in
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the after noon. M Amanda, We'll give you another question
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: because that one we can't really fully answer. Okay, fine,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: that's fair. So, um, I was actually gonna ask so Zach,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with Garden State High School. Me would
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: probably literally pass away if she knew this was happening
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: right now. And so I also was like, I'm nerdy
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: where I listened to the commentary and I'm pretty sure
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I remember you saying something about a bunch of PA's
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you had to have them drive really slow in the
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: four h five to create traffic. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: So I work in production also, and I'm constantly asking
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: our pas to do crazy shit. I've had to do
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: crazy shit. So I'm wondering, what is your guys, what's
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the craziest thing you guys have had to do early
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: on in your career? Um? Oh wow, gosh, questions. Those
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: good questions. Yeah, Pa, I had to do a lot
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: of there's a lot of stuff as a PA that
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: was just stupid and dangerous. They would have us go
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: lock up when you're when you're up precious of these
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: table go lock up that street, meaning don't let anyone
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: come down it, and it would be like in a
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: really dangerous neighborhood at night, and I'd be like the
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: little nerdy kid, like being like, excuse me, everyone, you're
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: not allowed to come down the street. If you'll be
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: like fuck you, I'd be like, uh, guys, guys, we're
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: making a video and like and there were a few times,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: there are many many times in Manhattan and at night
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: where I really almost got my ass kicked begging people
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to not walk down a street because we were making
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: some like Mariah Carey video or something. You're probably really
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: then I was a good PA because the recipes were
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: getting high in the fucking cube truck and like not
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: doing and they I was so into it. I wanted
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to be a director art so badly. I wanted to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: be a filmmaker so badly. So they come over the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: walking to be like we need PA's doing this, and
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: like no one would reply, so I'd be like I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: on it, and I'd run over there and do it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, Okay, now we need a
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: PA to be doing this, and I'd be like, no answer,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: because they're all just fucking getting high. And I'd be like,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I'll do that too, and like, so I was just
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: running all over the place. I was like, I wanted
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to be like the best PA in the history of PA's.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what about you, Donald? Did you have
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: any odd crazy jobs someone made you do? No, because
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you kind of got it. You were working early, you know,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you never had a real job. No, I did have
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: a real job. Actually, it's an interesting story. So after
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I had I had a little bit of success early
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: or on in my career, Like I did a bunch
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: of commercials and stuff like that. And because of that, I,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you know, as a young actor in New York City,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I would always go to my agent's office and hang out,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and so I got to know my agents and made
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: my face very recognizable so that if anything came through,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: they would be like, yeah, we're gonna send Donald down
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: on this. I made myself so available there that they
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: needed somebody to work at the front desk. And I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, you know what, I'll take the job.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'll take the job. I'll do that. And they were like, okay, bet.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: And so I learned what it was like to be
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: an agent. I sat, I you know, looked at breakdowns.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I you know, the agents, would you know, write down
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: the the art the actors or artists who they wanted
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: to go out for these parts, and I would, you know,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: have to type it all up and write the letter
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and send it out to all of the casting directors
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: for the submissions. Right I got. I didn't get good
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: at it, but this was a great way for me
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: to submit myself on things that I really wanted to
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: be in. Like if if it came through and my
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: name wasn't on it, I would secretly type my name
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: into that shouldn't be like Donald Phazon and I put
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: my my my head shot in and send it out
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: for submissions. I think it clueless, and I got to
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: go out of town for a really long time. But
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I want to keep the job because, you know, as
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: an actor, you're like, I gotta you gotta make I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: making money and I'm getting a paychecks, so I'm able
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: to buy the shit I want. And I asked my
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: mom and I'm like, Mom, will you take over for me?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Will you work the desk for me? And she was like, yeah, absolutely,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: no problem. And so while I'm away doing Clueless, she
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: works this job for me. And when I come back,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Mom, I want my job back. And
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: the agents at my agency were like, no, you know what, Donald,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: that's no longer your job. We want to give it
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: to your mom. And I was like what, and they
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: were like, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna give it to
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: your mom, and your mom is gonna work as the
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: front end. So my mom was already working in theater
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and she was like a director at the National Black
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Theater in hallm and she, you know, she'd worked with
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: a bunch of actors in the community and everything like that,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and so she had a real her finger on the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: pulse when it came to young African American or old
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: African American actors in New York City. And as time
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: went on, working at the front desk, she then moved
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: on to become, you know, an agent, and you know, well,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: she tapped into the community that she, you know, knew
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: very well and now has so many people working on Broadway.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: She's broke so Las Lonzo, she broke him, like you know,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: to this day when I run into there's so many
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: times I run into African American actors in New York
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and their way into me is like yo, yo, surely
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: phaseon's my agent, Like they like they know that that's
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the way to start talking to me. Because the Donalds
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: it gets, it gets bigger than that though, and then
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: it turns into my mom is now you know, working
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: with all of these like they're Leah Michelle, Kristen Bell
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: like the so she beat the finding your mom took
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: your desk job, and then it's like working girls, you
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden became like a super powerful agent.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Within a few years, this happened, and it was all
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: because of this odd job that I wanted. Like this
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't a I don't know that many actors that work
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: at their agent's office. That just doesn't sound trivia about you. See,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: even I am learning Donalda trivia on this very podcast
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: for you. Manuck you man, I ain't gonna be I'm
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: not sexy enough for you, So fuck you man. You
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: ain't no no trivia about me. You don't care about me,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: You don't even think I'm trisy. You know you may
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: have had a shot at that if your wife would
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: allow you to have your ass bopping up and down
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: on that fucking show. Women, women and gay men really
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: like to see a man's ass bounce in a sex
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: scene on TV, right, Joel a man? Honestly, the sex scenes,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what is wrong with me. They make
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: me so uncomfortable. I know, I agree, says you know
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: how the sausage is made. You see it, You see
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: the exactly what I'm talking about. Do you remember makes
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: you uncomfortable? Makes you uncomfortable, Zach, But you are thrusting.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: You're throwing me into the fucking fire. No, I wanted
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: to say something. I want to see your ass. I
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: want to see your ass, if you feel if I had,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: if I had your ass, I would write sex scenes
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: into my own movies and just bounce my shit. No,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: but listen, do you guys remember when we were growing up. Yeah,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and then for some reason, the character's ass is bouncing.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: When we were growing up, every fucking movie it was like,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and now it's time for the sex scene. It was
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: like incorporated into the movie. You know. I was eleven
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: watching Garden State with no sex scene. We cut around it,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: We cut around people. The people scene. Oh that yeah, sorry.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I remember being like, oh, but that was meant to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: be out. That was meant to be outrageous. But like
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: the Natalie scene, and we weren't about to do like
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking sex scene. We like, we start making out
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: and then you cut to us cuddling. But do you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: remember like it was like you couldn't have a movie
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: back in the day where it was like the music
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: would start and they'd be shooting through like the foggy
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: of lens and you'd like, oh my god, it's time
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and people would liked it. It was like a turnout.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I guess it was like, oh this Maybe it was
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: like people are on a date and this is gonna
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: get them riled up to go home and hook up.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: But now, yes, now in movies, I think it's it's
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: pretty odd right to see like a real sex scene
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: unless there's an unless there's a genuine reason for it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: When it cuts like, you just want to like, okay,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: they start making out and then cut to later. We
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: don't need to see them fucking fuck unless of course
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: they have Donald's ass. What do you guys think on
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: this topic. Yeah. I find sex scenes uncomfortable now in
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: movie theaters, mainly because I, you know, I try movies
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: that were acceptable to us when we were younger. I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: can't show my kids now, and so movies that come
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: on and all of a sudden something that's very sexual.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And I like the fact. I'm sorry, but I like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the fact that my kids have no idea what sexual
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: what sexuality is, what you know, what you know? I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: love that fact about them right now, and they don't
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: need to learn about that. And I don't want to
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: tank that. I don't want them to have to see
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: that until they're ready. And I don't me personally, I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: don't think as seven year old in a five year old, right,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about like that change in this. I'm
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: not talking about like that. Joel, what do you write
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: thoughts on this? You're a pop culture expert. Yeah, I
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: think as sex scenes are good if they are improving
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the story, if they're telling story. I don't like when
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: it's like and now, like two hot people smashing bodies.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: It's weird. But like normal People. The series on Hulu
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: like those sex scenes, like show how the characters evolve
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: through time and over their relationship and they're like essential
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: to the storytelling, and so I feel like yes, and
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: also like what you're gonna ask me? You guys are
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: actual actors, but I always feel like it's weird to
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: ask actors to perform them if it's not pertinent to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: the story, Like who is this for? What's happening? I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: disagree with you, guys. I think sexy. I think sex
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: scenes making me uncomfortable, but I think they're I think
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: everybody loved Game of Thrones and that had some ridiculous,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: you know, sex scenes in it that had nothing to
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: do with pushing the story forward, you know, and so
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: in the beginning they did. Then they started becoming right
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: like weird, I thought. And also also to that point,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Amelia Clark decided she was not doing any more nude
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: scenes after the reactions to all that stuff. So I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: think there was a bit of a gratuitous nature to
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: it that kind of soured what Maybe even George Armidine
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: was upset with the way some of them days, like
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: this is not how they were written in the book
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: or why they were there. Well, she did, but that
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: didn't stop them from having them in the show. And
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: it was it was it was very prominent in the show,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and we all watched and loved that show. So we
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: can't really say I'm just in the last episode. I'm
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: just saying that, I'm saying last scenes. I'm just saying
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties, in a lot of R rated movies,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: it was like if I felt like people thought it
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: was mandator, you went to an R rated movie, you
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: went on your date. Where's our sex scene? You know?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Some of my favorite movies didn't
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: have sex scenes in them, like The Breakfast Club or
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like we could go through all the
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: John Hughes movie. These are big ass movies for that time. Though,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you're picking the wrong genre.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about our rated sort of thriller at the time.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: At the time those movies were out, though, we were like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: not every movie has no sex scene. Like Annie, for example,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: no sex scenes and Annie, Miss Hannigan never rides you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: just they cut it. That would have been the best
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: musical number ever. That would have been the best musical
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: number ever. Not Life. What's the one? What's the one? Man?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to see that, all right? A man, No,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it's time for everyone's favorite segment, tunneld Stoff laughing. But
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I think I've won you back. Ready, it's time too
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: fix your life? All right, how can we help our
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: favorite Jersey girl? Um? All right, well, so this is
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: not just fixing my life, it's going to fix basically
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: all of my friends lives also on it. Ready. So
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I I mean, I just turned twenty seven. It's quarantine
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm like newly single, all these different things. I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: think I'm in the throes of a quarter life crisis. Yeah,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: how does one get through a quarter life crisis? You
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: gotta go through. But there is work you can do.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: There are there are books and podcasts and seminars, and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: one can take action. That's what I think. I think
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: i've When I was going through a lot of that stuff,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I did a lot of work on myself. Some of
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: it was as simple as a therapist mum, just to
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: get myself talking. But I would ask for self help
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: book recommendations. I took workshops. I you know, there's all
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: now there's Ted Talks, I mean, there's you can't just
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: sit back, like my attitude about life when you're in
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: crisis mode, if even if it's mild or real crisis,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: like in this episode there's a suicidal story. Is that
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: you have to be proactive. You have you You can't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: just sit and wait for it to fix itself. You
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: have to to to take steps to to do the work.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have fired so many therapists just because
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I always pick fights with them, because that's the kind
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: of person I am. But my brother just told me
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to read this book The Art of Not Giving a
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck or something. But yeah, you guys have any books
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: that you recommend. I'm not a strong reader, so you know,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Donald only reads the back of the Star Wars video
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: game box and then also on Star Wars comics are
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: also in terms of dating, which always cheers people up. Um,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: are you are you actively trying? Are you on the apps?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to meet somebody new? Yeah? I'm on
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the apps the apps just like I don't know if
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: it's just my area, what produced like a certain lot
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: of bros. You got a lot of bros there. You
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: maybe have to go to Manhattan, you know, and I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: change my location in Manhattan. I don't know if it's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: like I'm not playing the app game right or what,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: but I either the people either don't get any action
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: on the apps or the action I get is like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and literally forgive me. But like the first messages sit
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: on my face and I'm like, you're not wanted to take. Okay,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: that's funny that that's someone's pickup line, sit on my face.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I've gotten that three times important to Wow. I'm so sorry.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Wow these apps, man, Joel, don't worry. We're gonna find
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: you a good one. Not not whatever one she's on. Okay, good,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I look forward to kind of we're trying to set
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Joell up. No one's gonna say sit on my face
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: to you, Jowell. We're gonna protect you. Thank you. Um well,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: at least not on the first freaking DM. That's very weird.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Something Hi first, then app at least be like, Hi,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: my name is Roger, sit on my face at least
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: that right. Do you mind if I give Amanda some
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: advice on this quarterlife crisis situation? Yes? Please, you're way
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: smarter one than anybody You're probably Yeah, you're the one
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: to go to for this. I recently having come out
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: of my quarterliine crisis twenty five, twenty seven. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: So you're getting toward the end of the craziness, right,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: And the best advice I got at that age was like,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: twenty eight and twenty nine are going to be so hard.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: But all the work that you're doing, all the stuff
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you're pushing through, all the things you're discovering about yourself,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: all the people you're dating and rejecting or trying to accept,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: all the friendships that will either fall apart or strengthened
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: during this time, Like all of that will solidify by
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: thirty and then it's like I've learned all of the lessons, right,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: the very challenging part of your late twenties is over,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and like by the time you hit thirty, it's like, oh,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I get what I had to go through all of that.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: So it sucks when you're in it, but like, don't panic.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: It's how it's supposed to be. It's the struggle is
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: fortifying you for all of the great things that are
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: about to happen. Right, And you're like very solid in
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: your career. It sounds like it sounds like you've developed
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: a strong voice. You clearly seem to know yourself pretty well,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: so you know yourself in time. Maybe find a therapist
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: that knows how to fight you back. My therapist constantly
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, you know, uh, is that
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: real what you're telling about? Oh? Maybe not. It's like right,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: so you know, let's steal direction. Also, what I remember
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: writing when I about Garden State was that I felt
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: like my teen years were my body's puberty and my
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: twenty years were my mind's puberty. Yes, because there's so
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: much happening. You're figuring out who you are, who you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: want to be, what kind of relationship you truly want,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: what kind of job you want, where you want to live.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Like all of this is happening, and it's changing all
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the time, just like when you're going through puberty, changes
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: and you're like, what the fuck is this new feeling
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: that's happening in your mind? So I would A big
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: thing I would see to is don't make it wrong,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Like this is normal. I think people start having panic
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: attacks when they go what's wrong with me? It's like you,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, as you know, I made a
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: fucking movie about it, Like this is this is very
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: very very normal everything that's happened, and so many people
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: are going through what you're going through. I can I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: not to sound like the downer of it. But I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: think everybody's in crisis always, you know what I mean.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I think life is so exhausting as it is that
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: we're always like, when this is over, you're going to
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: find something else to fixate on and focus on and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: and and that'll be your next dilemma. But for the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: most part, you have to go through it and know
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: that this is a journey and know that you're doing this.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Everything that you're doing now is setting up what comes later.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, you know, I don't recall my
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: twenties being a crisis, and maybe because I numbed it
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: by going out and partying and experiencing. You know, being
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: in a pandemic doesn't necessarily help where we're you know
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: what I mean, that kind of extra You're going through
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: these feelings and the dating conundrum during a pandemic, which
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: is just so extra hard, and I really really feel
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: for you. I don't understand people who date on the
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: apps in the middle of COVID. I'm like, you're gonna
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: get it, you know what I mean, Russian Roulette, and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: especially if you're sitting on people's faces. All right. I
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: don't know if we've fixed your life, but we at
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: least are here to cheer you on and say we
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: care about you and you're not alone. And I'm a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: big proponent of therapy. We promote a couple of the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: different apps on here that I have not just bullshit
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: because we promote them. I have friends that use them
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: and really have gotten great results from them. Good thing
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: about them is if you don't like the person on
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: the first try, you can just keep changing until you
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: find somebody you like. And I think people have gotten
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: good results of that. Just I know a lot about
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: therapy because I have two parents that are psychologists. So
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I've gotten a lot of success out of a type
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: of therapy called someone who's a cognitive behaviorist, because I've
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: done enough talking about my past. I've done enough like
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: oh I was sad when they made fun of me.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: And at this point, a cognitive behavior is a little
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: more like let's talk about the plan. It's a little
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: more like a coach being like, here's the plan for
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: this week. You don't want the X to happen, then
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do why you want you want to be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: more like this, then we're gonna do this. So if
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: that that type of therapist has been very helpful to
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: me in my life. You might seek someone like that
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: out a life coach. Yeah, and and because I some
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: people like to lie on a couch and and talk
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: about the pain they've experienced, and that works and is helpful,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and some people need to do that. I'm not minimizing it.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I've done plenty of it, I'll be saying at this
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: point in my life. And again, I'm much older than you,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: but I've gotten a lot of help out of someone
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: who's like, Okay, I hear what you're feeling. I hear
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: where you want to get to. I hear that you're
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: stressed about this or this. Here's the plan for this
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: week that's going to be put in place by us
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: as a team to make you get there. And that
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: could be finding a partner, that could be finding a job,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: that could be whatever you fucking want it to be.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I would also just like to add one thing to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: what Zach is saying, is that, like, when you're doing
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: your googles for this kind of thing, make sure that
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you search both words like life coach, but all so
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: specifically cognitive behavioral therapy, because they're different things that have
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: similar goals and you just might get people who are
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: life coaches who are going to help you work through stuff.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: But I really back up what Zach is saying when
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: you can have someone who's professional with experience give you
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: like a b C. And that's really going to come
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: from a cognitive behavioral therapist. And I always feel, because
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I know I'm going to talk to him once a
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: week that I it's like I have to have my
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: homework done like to I want to impress him. So
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I'm always like, Oh, I'm gonna do that shit I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: promised him I would do because I made a commitment. Anyway,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I'm rambling. I think we can say you're welcome, right, Donald,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Can we say you're welcome? I mean, I mean maybe
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: half you're welcome. No, we could say you're welcome. We've
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: said her on a path, We've given her, We've given
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: her some tools that she can use to better herself
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: and take this journey that she's on into a positive
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: direction and not fall into the abyss that is most depression.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: The most powerful thing you need to know is that
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: you are not alone. You are not alone. Everybody deals
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: with this shit. I think some people spiral out because
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: they go, what's wrong with me? No, what's wrong with
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you is that you're human being. And everybody deals with
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: this and all these people you see on TV and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: the reality shows living these fucking bullshit lives, it's all bullshit.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: They deal with it too, And you are not alone.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody goes through it, Okay, no one's No one's truly happy. Yeah,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: well no, some people are happy. But I but but
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: everybody has their demons, they battle, everybody has their their
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: their sources of pain and uh, and I think it's
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: very important for you to know that you're not alone.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Amanda, my favorite Jersey girl. Let's take a break.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back. After these fine words. We gotta
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: talk more about what the show. Dude. People get mad
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: that we don't talk about the show enough. We got
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: to talk more about the show. Are you telling me
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: people have grievances with the show? Oh? Fucking people have
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: very grievance. Grievance is a new segment that um I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: call grievance. Geez, you guys have had Brendan Fraser Tera
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: read other lock leer Jason R. You have so many
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: interesting guests on the show, and you know you haven't
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: had is one writer of the show not one. They
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: listen to it, they know and uh so here's the uh,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: the tough grievance moment for you guys is what follows
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: is three single sentences from three different writers that were
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: on this show from multiple of years. There will probably
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: be a clue in their sentence. But unless you can
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: identify these three writers by the sentence clue, I'm afraid
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to pull the plug on our podcast. Already,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: get your thinking. Wait, wait, I have a question, Daniel.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: These are sentences that Bill's gonna say that we should
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: know who. Oh, the writers themselves. The writers themselves have
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: submitted three sentences. Of course you're gonna know. All three
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: sentences are going to play out. There's a tiny space
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: between each one, and then the answer is a separate file.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: But we'll let everybody else right already write down your answers,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: because it's it's they're gonna play him in an order.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody ready, there's a small bit of silence in between
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: each one. Okay, I have a lot of kids. I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: like musical theater, and I don't listen on Fridays, which
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: is today, so I'm not listening Jewish, all right, all right,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I got them off. Okay, I think I got them too,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: all right. The first one's Tim Hobert. Easy, Tim Hobert. Gabby.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Gabby is the second one, and uh, I think are
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: you guys ready? Yeah? Oh my god, you guys better
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: have gotten Tim Horbert, Gabby, Allen Greenberg and Neil gold or. Um. Well,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest with the podcast is over.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: That would out a lot of people, as I do
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: love my podcast. That was the easiest. I like that
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: game though. Yeah, that was easy though. That was really
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: easy though. That was fun though it was good to
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: hear their voices. Also, No, no, we're going along, Daniel,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: We're going along. We're already at a barely talked about
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: the fucking show. We gotta speed through it now. Um,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: who should we have on? Who do you think would
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: be the best guest of those three? I mean they'd
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: all be good, don't get me wrong, But who would
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: you Who should we choose first? I think I honestly
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: believe that we should break them off into little groups,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Well, Gabby, by the way, Gabby,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: in terms of coming up next, Um, Gabby, I'm is
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the first. I'm looking at the schedule is wrote, for
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: some reason wrote the next two that's impossible, but she was, Yeah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: so maybe Gabby, let's let's reach out and see if
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: she wants to do it. Okay, Joel, will you get
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have for I might not have her email anymore.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Will you get her from us? Yeah? Absolutely? And I'm
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: sure everyone would also like to heal from a very
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: successful female comedy writer in Hollywood. Who wouldn't love her?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: About that? Absolutely? Um, can we talk about this fucking
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: show Scrubs? Donald? Why do you have to put that
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: type of handle on it? Oh? What about? Why is
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: that guy sitting next to the dartboard in a bar?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: That guy is the worst seat in the world. He's
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: literally sitting next to a dartboard as Sarah and uh
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: and and and Judy try and throw darts. I was like,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: that's a bad seat, buddy, Yeah it was. I think
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: it's for comedy. Yes, I had a feeling it was
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: for comedy. I think it's for comedy. Patrick Bolton, our
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: set dresser friend, was the bartender in that scene. How
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: about Elliott having hair on her lower back? Yes, I
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: think a lot of women probably do have a thin
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: layer of hair back there. Okay, I don't know, Um,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Eric Strata paunch. That was great, right, Eric Strata one
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: of my heroes as a youth. Everyone meets Chips. I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, my dad was so anti gun, um
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: that we were not allowed to have toy guns. And
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: he was so anti toy gun that when I had
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: the John doll, they it was like a Ken doll
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: sized John from Chips. He took the little one centimeter
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: gun away from me. Wouldn't love to have the Chips gun.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: That's how anti gun my dad was. Yeah, well you know,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: so sorry, That's that's how it is. Oh, I should
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: buy that doll on eBay and and and play with
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: the gun. Um. We Donald and I did a very
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: funny photo shoot. I don't know if we've mentioned this before.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: You guys can google it. Um. It was for People
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: a magazine. Any think Donald and uh we dressed up
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: like Eric Estrada and John from Chips. We did. And
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: because I have blonde hair, I have a wig on.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: I assume everyone, of course says I look like Dak
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Shepherd like they do, no matter what I fucking do,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: because and because and because I put a wig on,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: and I looked like Bruno mars. I had a possibility
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: at that time to be one of America's most sexiest
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: men or people's most sexiest men, you know what I mean,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: which was really interesting. And then John and then you know,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Dax went on to make the Chips movie, which is
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: too which which you know, I was happy for him
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: because he's an awesome guy. But you know, you and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I would have been a great punch and John, I
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: can't play punch man. No, you don't have to be
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: a Hispanic pounch. You could be African American zaunch. I didn't.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I think I think we're doing a disservice to all
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: of the Latino We don't have to do the exact thing.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: And we could do California Highway patrol on motorcyle anyway.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: We can't do anyway. Dacks to it all right. One
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: of my favorite lines in the show, Sweet Dancing Jehovah,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I punctured my brain. Yeah, I laughed at that one.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: That was funny. Kelso deaf and everyone every time he
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: walks by just saying all that ship to him, yes,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: and then and then and then ted missing the missing
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: the bus and coming in a little too late, giving
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: him the business. He goes there, you are you, Jeff bastard?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: He was like, It's like no one had told Ted
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: until it was too late, and he finally he had
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: it all. He had it all stored up ready to go.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: That was fucking funny. Like, dude, like you've over time.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: You kind of gotta feel sorry for Ted man, Like,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, dude, it's like, first of all, his
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: boss is a jerk to him, and then second of
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: all he never seems to catch a break ever, think
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: nothing ever works out for him, ever works out for him?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: What about Whack and Nubi at the carnival? Whack and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Nubia canub Yeah? Yeah? What about the fact that JD
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: can't get I can't use the giant mallet to get
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: the to ring the bell at the carnival? Also yeah,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I can, by the way, But you know what is
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: true about me? If one thing that is true about me,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and you can call me a nerd or a dorc
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: or a what other other synonyms are there? Guys, you
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: haven't said one bad word yet. I do get nauseous
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: on rides, Oh oh, I really do. First of all,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I cannot fuck with like a teacup situation for your
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: whole life, your whole life. Yeah, I don't like them.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I will go on a fast roller coaster that's straight
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: and fast and takes big curves. I'm fine with that,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: but I cannot do anything spinning. I don't like the
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: fucking thing that drops this mansion. Yeah, I've done that.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: It makes you want to pukes. You know that cheap
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: it's the cheap thing that spins and the floor drops out. Yeah. No,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Yeah. You know what, as I've gotten older,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: there's certain things that I can't do anymore. Like I
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: used to be able to get on roller coasters and
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: all of that stuff no problem, and get on them
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: over and over again. My fortieth birthday, we went to Disneyland,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: and I remember this very well because Disney sponsored the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: trip and they hooked it up to where I we
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: you know, we had a guide and everything. They hooked
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: it up for a person who's worked for Disney for
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: a really long time, and we were able to get
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: on the California Scream like five times in a row.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: That the loop. Do you want to go again? Yeah?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go again? Yeah? We want to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: go again? And we did it again. Do you want
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: to go again? Yeah, we want to go again. And
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: we did it again. Do you want to go again?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, we want to we had. I
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: bought all my This is the thing that I like
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: to do for my birthday. I like to invite all
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: of my friends and their kids and let the kids
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: have fun because I like to have h like a
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: like I'm a Disneyland type of birthday, Like I'm a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: forty six year old man who likes to go to Disneyland.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Like okay, so anyway, did my nephews, my nieces, my
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: freaking you know, a bunch of youth is with us?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: You want to go again? Yeah, we want to go again?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: To kids, I'm like, oh no, I don't think I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: can do it for the rest of the day. You
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: know when you get that when you get that nauseous,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: that's like when you make this sound. Okay, it's the sound.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: It's you're trying to freaking relax your mouth from you
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: know how you get water. I did not puke, but
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, I had to go.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: For the rest of the day, I was going like
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: this though. I went trying to get my tongue to
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: get that nauseous, and everyone was like, we're going again.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not. And I was like I
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: was like the parent, like waited by the exit for everybody.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: That's that's that. Yeah, it ruined the not my birthday,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: but it ruined the fact that I was like, I
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: don't know if I'll e get on roller coasters again.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: And so since then, I can only do roller coasters
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: one time, and when I get off, I always feel
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: that little bit of nausea that oh oh, that's robot
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: for goodnight. I mean, what the hell was that? I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: must have I made that up. I don't know what
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: the hell was going on there. How about the janitor
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: getting a freaking new job because and he turned it
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: into like a radio show where he's freaking dissing people.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of being dorky, I was the
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: guy in high school who did the announcements really cool, yes,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: And I remember thinking, I mean, you know, with a
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: group from all four years there was four years, there
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: was four ye team. There was no it was there
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: was a team. You know, you had your sports team. Well,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I had my announcements team team in high school. No,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I'm making a joke saying like you know like as
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: there was a team and we had like we had
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: like practice where we'd be like, Mummy made me match
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: my ama the lips of the typices in the tongue. Um. Yeah,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: I would do the announcements and I remember thinking I
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: was really cool doing the announcements. It's powerful. Um did
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you play like did you play like a xylophone where
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: you like do do do dode? No? I remember, I remember.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I think we had to do the pledge of allegiance. Uh,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: and it was written down so you didn't fuck it up,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: little mistake. I think it's sixteen thirteen. In Nicole Sullivan's
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: room when we're the last time we're meeting with her,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: there's no door on the hinges. If you're someone who
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: likes um fuck ups in movies. For some reason, the
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: grips must have taken off the hospital room door, but
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you can just see the hinges sitting there. There's no
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: door on the room. That's interesting, you know if you
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: if you if you caught that, you're not watching the show.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I like to I like to look in
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: the both the background and the foreground while I'm doing
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: this podcast A dollar because I wanted to love while
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: doing them while doing the podcast. Absolutely right. If you're
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: if you're listening to and you're wanting to catch fuck
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: up some stuff, Yeah, we're gonna try and catch that too.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: But watching movies and watching TV shows now and not
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: being able to get into it because I'm noticing what's
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: going on in the background, or noticing what's going on
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: because of mess ups and stuff like that, I try
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: not to do that now. I try to enjoy a
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: movie as much as I can. I imagine it's got
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: to be very difficult for you, Zach. Being a director,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: I always look at stuff in the background, and sometimes
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: it hurts my experience, but that is the price I
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: pay for being a movie maker. One of the last
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: lines we say is you can never underestimate the importance
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: of listening. And I think that's a very simple but
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: very smart sense that so much miscommunication comes from no
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: one really truly listening to each other. It's hard to listen.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: That's one of the hardest things to do. And you
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: know it's it's a simple thing to do, but it's
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: actually hard to shut your brain off and listen to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: somebody else's stuff. Yeah, because our brains are going, oh,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: what's the thing I'm going to say next. Oh, he
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