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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Tony goes to Lucas Oil Stadium, how Dak RUINED the Cowboys · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, come and go your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's a folly and Tony pool Scotia. Now today it's
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  Speaker 1: just Pauly Pulsco here. And you know you made me
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  Speaker 1: noticing loyal fans of the show, you know, the millions
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  Speaker 1: of you out there, Tony is not currently doing his
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  Speaker 1: signature open that you've all come to know and love.
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  Speaker 1: People were gonna let you behind the curtain here, let
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  Speaker 1: you inside. We've run into a little issue, let's let's
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  Speaker 1: call it an issue with the Colts organization. Last week
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  Speaker 1: we put in a request to have their quarterback, Nick
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  Speaker 1: Falls join us on today's show to discuss the injustice
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  Speaker 1: going on right now in Indianapolis, the team considering making
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  Speaker 1: him not their first, not their second, but their third
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  Speaker 1: string quarterback behind Matt Ryan and Sam er Linger Ellinger Derringer,
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  Speaker 1: who gives a fuck anyway, The cults denied our request,
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  Speaker 1: and you know we do them the honor. We say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna give you the free publicity here, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for your shitty team whose games nobody watches, ever wants
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  Speaker 1: to watch, you know, gets like a point through rating
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  Speaker 1: in the Nielsen's And this is what they do well,
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  Speaker 1: We've decided to teach them a lesson that they shall
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  Speaker 1: not soon forget. We have sent Tony to Indianapolis to
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  Speaker 1: confront the organization firsthand. Because, of course, the show's budget
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  Speaker 1: is so huge, we can go head to head with
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  Speaker 1: an NFL organization, and that's what we're doing right now.
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  Speaker 1: He is outside Lucas Oil Stadium and we're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: him on the Fusco Satellite networker. But before we do that,
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  Speaker 1: your life. Okay, anyway, here we go. Let's bring Tony
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  Speaker 1: on the Fusco Satellite Network Satellite. Okay, let's bring in
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  Speaker 1: Tony joining us live right now outside Lucas Oil Stadium. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you are on the ground there in Indianapolis. Tell us
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  Speaker 1: about the situation unfolding there. That's right, Poorly, I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: to you live from outside Lucas Soil Stadium, which is
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  Speaker 1: where the cults play. And I'm saying that because most
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  Speaker 1: people don't actually care about the cults, and likely I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea where they play. Anyway. I have made
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  Speaker 1: several in person attempts to contact the cults, but they
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  Speaker 1: continue to withhold information, which as we know, is a
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  Speaker 1: huge violation under the Freedom for Information Act. Just absolutely shameful. Now, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: uh am, I noticing something there. I can see what
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  Speaker 1: appears to be a slight bruise above your right eye.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on there? Yeah? You know, I got
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  Speaker 1: into a little bit of what you'd call a scuffle
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  Speaker 1: with two of the security guards here, and unfortunately I
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  Speaker 1: had to beat the ship out of boat to them
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  Speaker 1: because you know, they were invading my rights as a journalist.
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  Speaker 1: We applaud your noble work in journalism. And now, as
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  Speaker 1: you know, people out there, we are live on the
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  Speaker 1: air right now. Certainly the entire Colts organization is listening
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  Speaker 1: to this broadcast, so we have someone back here monitoring
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  Speaker 1: the phone lines are normally useless, Producer J. We finally
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  Speaker 1: found a use for them, so good good for us.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna see if the Colts ring off phone
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  Speaker 1: during the broadcast to make any effort to reach out
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  Speaker 1: to us. Will keep you posted. But while we do that,
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  Speaker 1: Tony back to you using your contacts there on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been able to establish why the Colts would
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  Speaker 1: start a bomb like Matt Ryan who lost the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl to Tom Brady, when they have Nick Foles who
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  Speaker 1: absolutely destroyed Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. No, And
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  Speaker 1: in fact, I've spoken to several people in the vicinity
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  Speaker 1: outside the stadium and they said they don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about the situation and then asked me to leave the
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  Speaker 1: premises immediately. So you kind of have to wonder what
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  Speaker 1: they're hiding. Very suspicious. And now what about around the
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  Speaker 1: vicinity of Indianapolis. What is a general tone and level
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  Speaker 1: of concern in the city right now over this troubling situation? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know, Paulie, I've spoken with many people here in Indianapolis,
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  Speaker 1: and many of them didn't seem to know that Nick
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  Speaker 1: Foles was even on the team. And when I told
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  Speaker 1: him that he is, and I reminded them that Matt
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  Speaker 1: Ryan folded like a cheap suit in the Super Bowl,
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  Speaker 1: they did seem slightly concerned. And please allow me to
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  Speaker 1: clarify when I say cheap soup, that is certainly not
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  Speaker 1: the type of soup you would find at our find sponsor,
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  Speaker 1: our dear friends men's warehouse. Great clarification, Tony. And you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: also the cults disrespect though it, Mr Nick Foles. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it shows. It shows that they don't understand
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  Speaker 1: the ones that that matters for a quarterback. And of
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  Speaker 1: course I'm talking about playoff career passer rating and what else.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even need to look up Nick foles career
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  Speaker 1: playoff passer rating to know that it's easily much better
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  Speaker 1: than Matt Ryan's. You'd be wasting your time looking up
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  Speaker 1: such obvious information. Matt Ryan, they should call him Doormatt
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  Speaker 1: Ryan because he lets teams walk all over him on
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  Speaker 1: their way to getting Super Bowls. Excellent perspective there as always, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you we're seeing you on our screens here?
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  Speaker 1: Do you see anyone exiting the building or maybe coming
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  Speaker 1: in your direction. No nothing yet, cowards? All right, well,
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  Speaker 1: why we wait for that? We're going to address now
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  Speaker 1: another story. Turn our attention to something that does require
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  Speaker 1: our attention. Also news big moves out of Cowboys training camp.
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  Speaker 1: Left tackle Tyron Smith suffered at thorn hamstring in practice
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  Speaker 1: and he is now out indefinitely. And only if there's
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  Speaker 1: one person who clearly deserves the blame for this, it's
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott, Isn't that right? Who else? See you've been
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  Speaker 1: a blame. Of course, the offensive linemen have had way
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  Speaker 1: too much pressure on them. They know that they need
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  Speaker 1: to give Dak at least eleven seconds to throw are
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  Speaker 1: also thrown interception with this injury. Frankly, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: surprised if Dak Prescott suddenly calls it quits and retires
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  Speaker 1: in order to avoid being exposed. You know, I would
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  Speaker 1: hate to give the Cowboys ideas here, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: if they want to protect that until Tyron Smith comes back,
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  Speaker 1: you know what they should do, Tony. They should pull
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  Speaker 1: what's come to be known across the league as the
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. And you know, as we said last week,
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  Speaker 1: the Deshaun Watson is when you let your quarterback do
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  Speaker 1: something terrible so he gets, you know, in eleven game suspension,
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  Speaker 1: and then he comes back later in the season rested
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  Speaker 1: and healthy for the playoffs. Which is what the Browns
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  Speaker 1: have done. Now, if the Cowboys were smart, they do
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  Speaker 1: the same with that, wouldn't they. You know, they let
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  Speaker 1: the league suspend that for maybe, you know, three months
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  Speaker 1: or so. It's a good time frame, and when it
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  Speaker 1: comes back, Tyron Smith will be healthy and ready to
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  Speaker 1: protect that from being exposed, isn't that right, Tony? Excellent point, Polly.
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  Speaker 1: You have to consider it. If you're the Cowboys, have
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  Speaker 1: da do something that would get him suspended, you know,
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  Speaker 1: something like maybe embezzling some money from a charity for
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  Speaker 1: offense or something like that. You know, nothing too bad,
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  Speaker 1: but bad enough where he can be out for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Great suggestion, Tony. And you know we just saw this
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  Speaker 1: with Aaron Donald who swung that helmet at another Bengals
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  Speaker 1: player during a joint practice. You know, with the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: he knew, he knew the Rams will easily lock up
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  Speaker 1: a playoff spot, so he could just you know, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: get himself suspended until December, you know, get some extra
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  Speaker 1: rest in boom bada bing, he's ready to go. Yeah. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Tom Brady getting
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  Speaker 1: himself suspended so he can score some weeks off too
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  Speaker 1: bound to happen. And on that note, and by the way,
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  Speaker 1: this is in the business what we call a segue. Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: the Bucks are in Indianapolis playing the Colts, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I know some of our listeners maybe listening
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  Speaker 1: to this episode after the game, because you know, frankly
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  Speaker 1: they're lazy and can't prioritize that time. But Tony, have
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  Speaker 1: you seen Tom Brady at the stadium yet? I can
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  Speaker 1: report that a couple of hours ago I spotted a
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  Speaker 1: man hobbling past one of the gates and looking quite
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  Speaker 1: frail and decrepit, and I said, Tom Brady, you fucking suck.
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  Speaker 1: When I got closer, I realized it was just a
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  Speaker 1: sixty eight year old sucking a lot attendant with a
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  Speaker 1: bad leg. Well, you can see how you could have
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  Speaker 1: made that mistake very easily. Anyway, let's not go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and check in with our normally useless producer, j J.
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  Speaker 1: You've been monitoring the phone lines. What have you heard?
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard from the Colts organization. I assure you
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  Speaker 1: nobody has called. Yeah. It's like you on a Friday night,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's called. Yeah, you'll probably forgot what it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: when a phone rings. No. Yeah, by the way, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna get CRUs Now what what are you gonna do? What?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do corrections? Now, how about you don't? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what while you're behind? Look you said Nick Foles has
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  Speaker 1: a higher playoff passer rating than Matt Ryan. No, definitely
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  Speaker 1: not true. Nick Foles has a passer rating of night.
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  Speaker 1: Matt Ryan has a passer rating of one eight. It's
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  Speaker 1: two points higher. Oh yeah, well you know what's also
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  Speaker 1: two points higher My dog's i Q compared to yours. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: at least my dog knows how to bok when the
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  Speaker 1: phone rangs. Yeah, now, enough out of you. Another thing
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  Speaker 1: you got wrong? What you said? No, but he watches
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  Speaker 1: Colts games and they got a point to rating. No
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  Speaker 1: NFL team gets a point to rating. Actually, last year,
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  Speaker 1: the Colts had a twenty four point three rating, which
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  Speaker 1: was sixteenth in the league. The middle of the pack.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you're gonna be in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: a pack of dogs when I get my dog and
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  Speaker 1: his friends to come feed on you. Yeah, we have
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  Speaker 1: a no name for you. You arena enough. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: no more. What what By the way, you said the
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  Speaker 1: Colts denied your request. Yeah, they never denied your request.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't even respond, probably because they didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: waste their time. Oh yeah, well you know it's also
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  Speaker 1: denied your salary for the entire year. Yeah, when you
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  Speaker 1: send that ven mot, we're going to send back a
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  Speaker 1: ven No great one, Tony. Thank you. You can afford
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  Speaker 1: a trip to Indianapolis, and yet you can't pay me.
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  Speaker 1: How does that add up? Are you discussing business on
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  Speaker 1: the air that is so unprofessional? Shame on you. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let's just wrap the show here. Enough at him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Tony Colts obviously ducking us this week. But don't worry people,
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  Speaker 1: Nick Foles. He may not be booked for this week,
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  Speaker 1: but after this episode in the Colts here in this
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna come running. They're gonna come running this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they're gonna do. Apologize now anyway. You know,
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  Speaker 1: follow us on our many social platforms that are taking off.
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  Speaker 1: place and Dony, tremendous journalism and tremendous reporting work on
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  Speaker 1: your part today, Yep, flawless reporting and another flawless There
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  Speaker 1: you go. There's Tony live from Lucas Oil Stadium and
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  Speaker 1: that's it for us. We'll see your people next week
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  Speaker 1: by see