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The People's Donkey · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 2: Remember now, that's it's how they choose.
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  Speaker 1: Call in now eight hundred and five eighty five, one
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  Speaker 1: oh five one.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell y'all something, man, I just ate a
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  Speaker 2: blueberry muffin. That's so good. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: That blueberry muffin was just warm and it was just
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  Speaker 1: toasted the right way with just the right amount of butter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's the little things in life. You
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  Speaker 2: hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today for Friday, May twenty ninth is the people's donkey.
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  Speaker 1: This is when I allow you, the people, to call
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  Speaker 1: in and give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think deserves the biggest he hall? And
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  Speaker 1: you know donkey of to day does not discriminate.
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  Speaker 2: So good morning, this vow.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: You want to get the biggest favor?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is your favorite?
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  Speaker 4: Sudes, what's up? Val? Go ahead, my bag, gohead.
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  Speaker 3: It's all right.
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  Speaker 4: I got two donkeys, yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: The first donkey is whoever bets the calls. Because if
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  Speaker 3: fat can get on this damn line every morning, how
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  Speaker 3: come just his favorite thud can it on six months.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: Well, when Trav called the nbaans to the phone and
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  Speaker 1: then we always listen through the back door.
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean that is it's like
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  Speaker 2: here man Stacy. So that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: We know, like the backdoor, but it's all right, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad that the community knows and be supposed to
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  Speaker 5: love all games. So if you're gonna let you know, traving,
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  Speaker 5: you gotta let my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Stud nobody comes to my back door. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what he's talking about. Continue that. I'm sorry, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then down here the day number two goes to y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Today is May. Last time y'all was live on Twitch
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  Speaker 3: was May first. What are y'all doing? You know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: religious with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well guess what We're going live June first on Netflix?
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  Speaker 4: How that on Netflix?
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  Speaker 1: I know?
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  Speaker 3: Trust me, I have it saved in my phone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: So you'll be able to engage with us right there
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  Speaker 1: on Netflix like you would dude screaming with us on Twitch.
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  Speaker 1: You can call in, you and you'll you'll actually be
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  Speaker 1: on the actual Netflix broadcast if you call in, and
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  Speaker 1: you can hit us up on social media Valve, come
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  Speaker 1: on out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let let whoever knows that they answer the phone.
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  Speaker 3: My phone number comes up as these nuts.
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  Speaker 4: If they say.
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  Speaker 1: They need to answer, I'm looking at It says nuts these.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's when it comes up.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't say val It says these nuts number three.
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  Speaker 2: Jes what's that?
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  Speaker 3: My My white wife ordered your book. I can't wait
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  Speaker 3: for you to come back to Virginia in November. I
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  Speaker 3: already got my tickets d j m vy.
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  Speaker 4: My white wife bought me the.
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  Speaker 3: Tickets to the car show.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be out there.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta call. You gonna put your car to the car.
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  Speaker 4: Call now, yo, d j m vy. I'm gonna you know,
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  Speaker 4: I got a Honda.
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  Speaker 2: That's the right bringing something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know it's tuts.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, i'mnna bring it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring it.
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  Speaker 2: Ask your questions. How do you think doctor Umar feels
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  Speaker 2: about you being teen? White meat? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: I love I love doctor Umar, but I also love
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  Speaker 3: my body. And if it ain't white, it ain't right.
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  Speaker 2: God damn wow is right? Goodbye?
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  Speaker 3: Val got It's gotta be white meat.
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  Speaker 5: No, doctor Wow, that white.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm gonna let you know.
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  Speaker 1: Lauren can get it though. Hey, I am talking MP
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  Speaker 1: overset you now about I am by guys.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Who's this? He yo?
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  Speaker 1: Jamal Yo Jamal? We want to get the biggest he
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  Speaker 1: hawk to Jamal and.
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  Speaker 4: I want to give it to d J m B.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: And every time I be listening to you, I've been
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  Speaker 1: hearing Charlotte's captain you and howl like skin you was
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  Speaker 1: and how gay you is.
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  Speaker 4: And you got the power of the ringer. I know
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  Speaker 4: he don't like.
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  Speaker 3: That Mayo power from my nine m andet, but you
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  Speaker 3: got that Charlotte has done that.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, every day doesn't matter what I say. You should
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  Speaker 4: be playing that every time he's fitting.
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  Speaker 2: So what I should do? What I should do to
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  Speaker 2: fight back on this? On this guy? What should I
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  Speaker 2: say about? Help me out?
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  Speaker 4: Sir? I gave you, I give you the other You
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  Speaker 4: need to be fitting that Eminem.
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  Speaker 1: You don't he's talking about Eminem had mentioned me in
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  Speaker 1: the song one time and he says Charlamagne gonna hate
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  Speaker 1: anyway or something like that, and said that, yes, wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's telling you about sample.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try that.
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  Speaker 4: If not, I got a sample for you by now.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, go all right?
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  Speaker 4: I need I Jeff, are you there?
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  Speaker 1: I'm here?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Girl?
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  Speaker 4: I need your help. I need every time I say
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  Speaker 4: bar soap, you say bar soap back? Okay, okay, Oh
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  Speaker 4: I wish I.
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  Speaker 2: Was a little bar so bar soap. Oh I wish
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  Speaker 2: I was a little bar so bar soap.
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  Speaker 4: I go slip, slip and fly all over your fee high.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I was a little bar so so Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: playing for him anytime he says that to you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna be honest, man. I think Netflix need
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  Speaker 1: to rethink this whole place.
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  Speaker 2: I really do.
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  Speaker 6: I think Netflix need Netflix y'all need to rethink this man,
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  Speaker 6: because Netflix, Hey, I think I want to take back
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  Speaker 6: that request going live.
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  Speaker 2: Forget that that I ever bought that up. Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all?
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  Speaker 3: This is from Columbus. How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 2: Columbus? Who you want to get? The biggest hell to l.
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  Speaker 3: I got to the first one goes to my amazing
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  Speaker 3: husband shout out to you, why are you with the
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  Speaker 3: snow twelve this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Because he was tired?
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  Speaker 3: That's me know, he won't know he won't he was
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  Speaker 3: up playing Call of Duty. Nobody told you to be
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  Speaker 3: up until the middle of night doing that, knowing you
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  Speaker 3: had to get up at six o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidded, well, why you ain't make him go play
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  Speaker 2: Call of Booty? That's your man.
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  Speaker 4: Out of your mind.
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  Speaker 3: Things.
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  Speaker 4: People got stuff to do.
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  Speaker 3: Charla Man, y'all was just talking about that mess this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Relax crazy man. You know what ya women? Just the
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  Speaker 2: woman to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Man. If that man was playing his game and that
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  Speaker 1: was what you know, caused him to unwind and relax,
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  Speaker 1: why he can't have it?
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  Speaker 2: Then you don't want to give me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you finished. I'm gonna let you finish.
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  Speaker 4: But that's not what I'm going alive for this morning.
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  Speaker 3: And they're saying you projected.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, don't that talk anything else?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the second one check us out. I want to
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  Speaker 3: go see the Michael Jackson moving out both times okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm giving a donkey for the little boy, little boy,
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  Speaker 3: the young one, yes, child, the woman that played Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Baby Baby, Michael, Why terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody, Michael, y'all are glazing this morning.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like the blazing.
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  Speaker 2: Why rather he didn't talk.
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  Speaker 5: He actually do need some peens. She need to go
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  Speaker 5: sit on her husband. You know what I'm saying, and
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  Speaker 5: get right you your little man?
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  Speaker 2: Any anything else?
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  Speaker 3: Is anything else?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: Are you the bell?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? Adele? Good morning? Like the singer.
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  Speaker 5: Know we called it every time you asked him that
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  Speaker 5: every time.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you can just call me, mister Baltimore, two sep.
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  Speaker 4: I know you want to get.
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  Speaker 1: Back, yes, but we want to get the biggest he
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  Speaker 1: had to, mister Baltimore two steps.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, my brother got to give it to you some
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  Speaker 4: of the frond of congregation.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here though, I thought a longer horn about.
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  Speaker 4: This because you do so much for the people, and
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  Speaker 4: it's even the privilege just to get the call and
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  Speaker 4: the favors you do. But what you did the cupcake
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  Speaker 4: man was unacceptable.
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  Speaker 2: Who stay?
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  Speaker 4: He called up on a Monday and he said, can
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  Speaker 4: you get a ven there for the I think it
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  Speaker 4: was a Saturday, and she said yes. Can imagines the
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  Speaker 4: pep and the stepped off the weeks, telling all his friends,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to the breakfast, I'm going to the iHeart
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  Speaker 4: event to some touch cake.
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  Speaker 2: That's hour.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what happens. The reason, but the reason that's
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  Speaker 1: not what happened. The reason I'm getting dunk you not
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  Speaker 1: because because of the privilege. I'm getting you because you
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  Speaker 1: played dunk. He called back, and you said, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you wanted to just come to the event.
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  Speaker 2: From first of all, after you say just come seek faster.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, he said he wanted to come to
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  Speaker 1: the Black Podcast Festival. He didn't say he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: come there to sell cupcakes. Okay, I had no idea
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to sell cupcakes.
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  Speaker 4: All right, that's what I thought to said, talk to Dolly.
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  Speaker 2: So you played them.
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  Speaker 4: That's why talk to Dolly?
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  Speaker 2: Is anything? Is anything else?
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  Speaker 4: I'm playing well every time, let's get on. So I'm
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  Speaker 4: not gonna be mad at that, but.
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  Speaker 2: We appreciate you are now.
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  Speaker 5: You are right if your name was gonna be a vendor.
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  Speaker 5: And then he was like, no, I just thought you
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  Speaker 5: wanted to come. Well, hold on, Dell, if you feel
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  Speaker 5: bad for stays, to do something to make.
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  Speaker 2: Him feel better. Thank your dawn. You know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying, Hello, I say no, I'm not going Hello. Hell,
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  Speaker 2: don't think up now. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But also that's a thing called protocol. You gotta follow protocol, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't you gotta. You gotta follow protocol and go talk
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  Speaker 1: to that thing. You gotta get approvals, permis, especially when
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  Speaker 1: you're selling food.
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  Speaker 2: That's true and donky today. Man, they say say say
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  Speaker 2: say it. Well, I'm not thinking you, but that was
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  Speaker 2: your donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 4: What do you usually do today, charlamagne?
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  Speaker 2: Leave me alone? It's the people's donkey.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we do it every Friday, one hundred and five,
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  Speaker 1: one oh five. You can call up and give somebody
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  Speaker 1: the credit they deserve for being stupid. Donkey Today is
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  Speaker 1: with the bull, you get the horns.