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FULL SHOW: Ben has the best trick to embarrass your kids! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: But with the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Dilma
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  Speaker 1: making the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcasty just you know, we're experimenting with
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  Speaker 2: a few jerz like intros for this part of the program.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice, loungy Where did it go? Wa?
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  Speaker 4: K kings where we sit at work? I know we
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  Speaker 4: don't want to bang on too much, but we are
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  Speaker 4: like a fish bowl to the reception area at work,
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  Speaker 4: aren't we. You know, so look through it's like one
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  Speaker 4: of those signs that they do not tap glass.
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  Speaker 2: You do feel quite exposed here. You've taken the wonderful
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  Speaker 2: position of putting you back to the window. Not to
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  Speaker 2: ignore people, but just were your positions people?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a few people I would like to ignore.
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  Speaker 4: It's been this way. I'm like, we all know what's going.
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  Speaker 3: On, all people. I'm not a snob. Just some people.
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  Speaker 4: He sold me on the Yeah, it's a real fun podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You day were very panic. Texts from your babysitter we
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  Speaker 4: talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Right when I went out last night, she text because
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  Speaker 3: my son ate something.
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  Speaker 4: It's quite entertaining what he ate. But you know now
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  Speaker 4: he's okay, Now he's okay. It's quite indotating what he
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  Speaker 4: ate as well as that a mean game that I'm
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  Speaker 4: playing from time to time with my kids just to
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  Speaker 4: get a little great games.
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  Speaker 3: Very original.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a Kim and Boy so it's my dad original.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to definitely try the Kiboy's really mean.
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  Speaker 4: It's just well, at the end of the day, that
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  Speaker 4: ends up with someone looking at another person. That's what
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  Speaker 4: it is.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but that is for them quite possibly the
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  Speaker 2: worst thing that could happen in a preteen teen's.
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  Speaker 4: Life exactly someone they vaguely know, as well as what else. Well, Nick,
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  Speaker 4: we're going to talk about the elephant in the room
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  Speaker 4: or the gunky eye in the room.
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  Speaker 2: The pink i yelephants me currently mopping her eye out.
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  Speaker 3: I prefer conjunctividers to pink eye pink I sroduce pop.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? We'll tell you next message through on
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  Speaker 4: our show WhatsApp group. Very early this morning, Megan up
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  Speaker 4: and about the message.
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  Speaker 3: So I just messaged saying, hey, I have a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a gunky i I've got conjunctivices and I was
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  Speaker 3: just checking that everyone's all right for me to come
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  Speaker 3: in because it is contagious.
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  Speaker 2: Very polite of you, very chick. We all see we're
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  Speaker 2: fineite demanded that I was. I was absolutely finded as
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  Speaker 2: long as you came in like a pirate and a
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  Speaker 2: mind pitch you you said no, but I will be
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  Speaker 2: designer sunglasses.
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  Speaker 4: Which makes you a lot real like kind of cool.
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  Speaker 4: It does. Don't really care about the show that you're
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  Speaker 4: our guests that were, but you don't really want to
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  Speaker 4: be here, so of thing which is gonna have to
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  Speaker 4: work hard to get some bends out of it. Someone
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  Speaker 4: has sug I mean, people do it a lot cool,
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  Speaker 4: but at the same time inside that's a real but
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  Speaker 4: it looks cool.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need the confidence. I wouldn't have the confidence
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  Speaker 2: to pull it off if I didn't have conjunctividis well,
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I got up and I was my literally my eye
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  Speaker 3: was stuck together and I tried to do makeup, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is just a bad idea.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't have any like ie makeup on, which
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  Speaker 3: for me that's a big.
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  Speaker 2: A big deal. Yeah, have you had CONJUNCTI before years ago?
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  Speaker 4: When you're a kid, it's very frightening when you when
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  Speaker 4: you wake up and then you can't open your eyes.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god, what's happened. It's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you squid breast milk into it? That's the that's
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  Speaker 2: apparently this. Maybe we need to find a pregnant lady.
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  Speaker 2: Get the not pregnant you'd be you would have given
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  Speaker 2: birth a lady, get them in the studio. Problem solved,
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  Speaker 2: but a being.
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  Speaker 4: We could do that if you want.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, probably, okay, just the eye drops.
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  Speaker 2: I think you got the medication.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I do remember one time you had it.
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  Speaker 4: We were doing twenty four hours of interviews on TV,
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  Speaker 4: like it was a live, NonStop TV thing. We're doing
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  Speaker 4: twenty four hours and John I's like, I've got conjunctivius.
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  Speaker 4: I turned.
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  Speaker 2: This was at the beginning of the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got some medication. You're going to do that.
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  Speaker 4: I think you had it, and you had it before
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  Speaker 4: and then you'd stopped taking the medication and then it
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  Speaker 4: came back and you didn't go through your full course
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  Speaker 4: of the anti biotics or whatever you do.
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  Speaker 2: And every guess because you're sitting next to guests on
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  Speaker 2: the couch, you're like, by the way, I got conn
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  Speaker 2: everyone slide along the couch.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't good and then just send our Dune was
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  Speaker 4: one of our guests, and she she told you off.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, you can't stop, And.
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  Speaker 2: It was just it was like the same week because
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  Speaker 2: remember she got like she got ripped off the bench
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  Speaker 2: to run as leader of the Labor Party and the election.
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  Speaker 3: Remember yeah, it.
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  Speaker 2: Was that same week, like we had booked it before,
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  Speaker 2: which was just a lowly emp.
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  Speaker 4: We got to turn it up. But she did.
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  Speaker 2: She tuned up and she gave me a roasting about
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  Speaker 2: not finishing the full course of anti bodos and she
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  Speaker 2: too slid away. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think she's a couple of weeks for her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a bit like, bro, I'm about to run
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  Speaker 2: the prime minister. You're sitting here with conjunctive artist needs.
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  Speaker 1: To be the heads that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well, how do I start this? I bought myself
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  Speaker 2: a watch back.
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  Speaker 4: I'll start it. You've been banging on about this website,
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  Speaker 4: a legitimate website that's selling stuff. That's yeah, big brands
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  Speaker 4: think of all the big but at prices that they
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  Speaker 4: can't be the big brands. It's a knockoff site.
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  Speaker 2: And so well, all these people are just having a
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  Speaker 2: magnificent sales, okay and one of the great we can't
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  Speaker 2: talk about your sale.
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  Speaker 3: The greatest sale of all time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So what would someone pay for this item?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty eight thousand dollars. So I've never worn a watch.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, jeez, I'll get a watch and
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  Speaker 2: this particular brand of watch Rolics. Okay. Now I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at this watch, I'm like, this is twenty one bucks
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  Speaker 2: inzy and D twenty one inc.
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  Speaker 4: D for for a rolling for a roll, that would
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  Speaker 4: be what twenty eight thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 2: And I looked on the I was like, oh, the
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  Speaker 2: good people at Rolics obviously just doing. Everyone is solid
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  Speaker 2: selling their watches at bargain basement prices.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty one bucks.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I've never worn to watch, so I thought,
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  Speaker 2: what a great way to debut my rest into the
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  Speaker 2: watch game. The twenty eight thousand dollars rolex for twenty
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  Speaker 2: one bucks.
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  Speaker 3: I died when you told me you'd ordered this. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, you need to go entry lebel because no
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  Speaker 3: one is going to believe that you've bought a legitimate Rolex.
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  Speaker 2: No one is going to roll that, I know, because
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't match with the rest of it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Keep it within the realms of reality.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, game wearing a suit or something, okay maybe yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know it doesn't. It doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's like wearing a Louis Vuitton suit with a mullets,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't it. Yeah, it's not. It's not going to match anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The rolex turns up. I've since found out they're called
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  Speaker 2: faux lexes f A u X.
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  Speaker 4: So look, otelligence could not tell the difference, honestly, could
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  Speaker 4: not tell the difference.
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  Speaker 2: And so but the problem was, you know, sometimes the
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  Speaker 2: wrist thing, what do they.
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  Speaker 3: Call that, the strap?
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  Speaker 2: The strap was too big, right, So it's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it to a duel. And now I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, I'm thinking, well, let's not go to the
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  Speaker 2: big begers. You know, you don't want to take it.
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  Speaker 4: Take it into rolllex. Go, hey, they've got the receipt.
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  Speaker 2: Here, you guys, you ficus this for me? Actually, can
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  Speaker 2: I get a refund?
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  Speaker 4: I don't really like it anymore? Yeah, twenty eight grand.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, what I need to find
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  Speaker 2: is a bit of a you know, more of a
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  Speaker 2: suburban jeweler, a bit of a Betler jeweler. So I
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  Speaker 2: found one that you could also sell stuff too as well.
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  Speaker 2: If you watch it, you can they sell gold and
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  Speaker 2: what if you want to sell you can tell this.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm talking to him, He's like, no, where he's
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  Speaker 2: made of? I sort it out. Did they know it
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  Speaker 2: was well? I didn't say when he brought it back.
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  Speaker 2: When he brought it back from me, he was out
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  Speaker 2: at the back for about five minutes. He's like, here going.
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  Speaker 2: When he brought it back, he's like, here you go.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, well, did you actually know that's not real?
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  Speaker 2: He's like yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of get it right straight away.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, could you tell by the quality of
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  Speaker 2: the watch, and he said no, I can tell by
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  Speaker 2: the quality of you.
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Look at you if you want in red a suit?
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, do you want to know the real kicker?
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  Speaker 2: I put on my ro licks and I'm feeling like
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling like twenty eight thousand dollars. The thing falls
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  Speaker 2: a par five pm that night?
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  Speaker 4: Really, do you know what a watch? Who knows what
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  Speaker 4: the microwave? No idea? What the time was?
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  Speaker 2: Oh there you go, listen lude, listen lute.
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  Speaker 4: So now you're gonna spend twenty eight thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: On the watch. That's the only solution. If you want
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  Speaker 2: to watch the work's the only solution is to spend twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Eight grands the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You're one that loves to name her cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had three cars in my time and I've
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  Speaker 3: named all of them. They've all been I think females.
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  Speaker 3: So my first car was a Holding Marina called her Lily.
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  Speaker 3: I used to have a trend where I would call
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  Speaker 3: them after like songs, so it's pretty niche. But there's
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  Speaker 3: a Smashing Pumpkins song called Lily, so she was named
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  Speaker 3: after that. And then I had Read five. I called
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  Speaker 3: her Ruby.
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  Speaker 2: It's a racy little number.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Read five.
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  Speaker 2: Convertible top one was it? Yep, She's could go me
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  Speaker 2: one of those about.
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  Speaker 3: You know that song, Oh don't beat your love to
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  Speaker 3: down that? And then this one my car at the
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  Speaker 3: moment you hear a song when.
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  Speaker 4: You're in the car and you're like, oh, this is
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  Speaker 4: the song for the.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know where it comes from.
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  Speaker 2: Just comes the latest one.
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  Speaker 3: It's Muffy, but that's named after it comes from the
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  Speaker 3: number plate.
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  Speaker 4: As the letters that kind of leader or is that
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  Speaker 4: your personalis plate?
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  Speaker 2: Muffy. Muffy sounds like a really a cute little name
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  Speaker 2: for this one. I would have called it muffin to
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  Speaker 2: my four years when they were four years older kids.
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  Speaker 4: A little muffy exactly what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go, how many people of your head and nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: She's been fully people? Can you fit inside there?
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  Speaker 3: Like five five?
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  Speaker 4: You mentioned this and I've I've never named a car
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  Speaker 4: and johnn never named the car, although my wife we
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  Speaker 4: used to have an old silver car that she used
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  Speaker 4: to call Sylvie Sylvie, but that was only because but
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  Speaker 4: I never really got onto the on board with the name.
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  Speaker 3: Situation because my like my husband's car doesn't ever a name.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it must be a female thing. We've
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  Speaker 3: just never named that car, but my car has the name.
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  Speaker 2: Does it make it more difficult to sell the vehicle
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  Speaker 2: because you're emotionally attached your named as Actually I.
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  Speaker 3: Was devastated when I sold my little mix.
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  Speaker 2: Five and produced Grace to both coming here.
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  Speaker 4: They were in trouble or they've got something they wanted
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  Speaker 4: to I'm gonna we're in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: We just wanted to come in and say we've also
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  Speaker 3: named our car.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my first car was Freddy, after Freddy Mercury, because
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  Speaker 5: I'm obsessed with Freddy Mercury. We know that my second
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  Speaker 5: car I inherited from my grandmother who was called Margaret,
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  Speaker 5: so I called her Maggie.
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  Speaker 4: Anything to do with Freddy Mercury with the car not
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  Speaker 4: at all was actually like what, I don't know, mustache,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Grace, Grace names two cars.
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  Speaker 3: My first car, her name is Bertha because she's got
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  Speaker 3: a big butt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now I have moved on to Valerie.
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  Speaker 3: The vets, I just name them whatever, don't have any emotional.
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  Speaker 4: So I guess you're probably not the only ones out there.
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  Speaker 4: Lis thing right now that car or maybe you've named
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  Speaker 4: something else.
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  Speaker 2: Objects, A lot of you name a lot of body parts.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you have called Ben's arms the spaghetti strings?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Have your named toasters, kittles, TVs, laptops.
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  Speaker 3: I used to name my pop plants because that was
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  Speaker 3: my tech deck, not to kill them. But then, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was really sad because they still died.
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  Speaker 4: That's four four eight seven. Give us a call right now,
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  Speaker 4: what have you named? And we're celebrating sixty five years
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  Speaker 4: of Barbie at the warehouse this week was fifty sixty
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  Speaker 4: five dollars gift cards.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that Jonavan Ben podcast, Did.
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  Speaker 4: Your name to have your name to car like Meghan's
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  Speaker 4: name to cars, Ruby, Lily.
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  Speaker 2: R I P. No, we're taking names for cars or
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  Speaker 2: any other inanimate objects. Throwing that out there this morning
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  Speaker 2: on one hundred hats you can text two four four
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  Speaker 2: eight seven is number. I would say probably the most
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  Speaker 2: haven't really named anything, but the most inanimate thing I
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: could name is would be the Wi Fi network at home.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's always fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell my WiFi. I love her sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: But I still haven't like I'm for our WiFi.
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  Speaker 4: That's a popular one.
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  Speaker 2: And that I do like them. They're like FBI's Wi
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  Speaker 2: Fi network.
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  Speaker 4: Is not in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I've still just got the boring d Z
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  Speaker 2: four to eight.
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  Speaker 3: I've got that too. I've never changed it.
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  Speaker 2: Out of all the people in the room, would ever
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  Speaker 2: cute wi fi name? You think it will be you.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Allison. Welcome to the program. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to bar as is our mate, Barb Barbe Hello, Barb,
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  Speaker 2: and I've got Allison Jesus, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 2: Allison? Sort it out? What a Fiesco? Great to have
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  Speaker 2: you on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, how are you guys?
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  Speaker 2: You don't give us on another show mate?
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  Speaker 7: God?
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  Speaker 4: What are your names?
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  Speaker 6: I've got a car. I've got a Ford Laser and
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  Speaker 6: I call it Fraser.
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  Speaker 4: Oh for that's a good name.
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  Speaker 7: That ye crazy?
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  Speaker 2: I do remember my friend had Gordy the forty he
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  Speaker 2: had for a Ford grown up And like the question
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  Speaker 2: I asked Megan, it would it be hard to on
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  Speaker 2: sell Fraser because you're so emostly texting him named it?
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  Speaker 6: No, not at the moment, because I've got I've got
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  Speaker 6: pat at work and seventy years old. I'm thinking I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to have to start looking at another car.
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  Speaker 4: Don't tell Fraser that, but yeah, we're going to hook
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  Speaker 4: you out for sixty five dollars to spend at the
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  Speaker 4: warehouse celebrating sixty five years a bar at the warehouse
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  Speaker 4: right now, enjoy that gear free.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning to.
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  Speaker 8: You, Good morning boys.
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  Speaker 2: Wow boy, we're doing wonderful.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Would you didn't even ask us how we were? It's
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  Speaker 2: just good to get that out of here. Jeff, what
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  Speaker 2: have you named.
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  Speaker 8: My nineteen seventy eight moto because you were Man's is
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  Speaker 8: called Marry Alice.
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  Speaker 2: There's a motorbike.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's called what.
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  Speaker 8: Mary Alice marry after my favorite recording artist, William McKay
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  Speaker 8: and Alicia after Pavarotti's daughter.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're really me?
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  Speaker 2: You have gone deep baby.
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  Speaker 4: Daughter? Not PEPTI yeah, pear.
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  Speaker 8: No, he was. I heard him interviewed on the radio
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  Speaker 8: years ago and the DJ kept calling his daughter because
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  Speaker 8: she's only just been born Alice, Alice Alistair and he's
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  Speaker 8: came back in Pavarotti style. It's not Alice, it's Alita Ali.
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  Speaker 8: She's Italian baby.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus has been nicht Is up to now sixty five
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  Speaker 4: dollars has been at the warehouse. Thanks so much, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Good on you, mate, and we'll give you too. You too,
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  Speaker 2: very confused about the whole section, Bob, How are you
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  Speaker 2: more inner?
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  Speaker 4: What have you named?
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  Speaker 7: My car is named vy, envy is Yeah, there's an
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: envy because everybody envies me because I have a green
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: cur that matches my.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Green fince aging. Have you ever put the car through
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: the fence or stayed away from each other?
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: But if you're part be sid and then take a photograph.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: It's pretty hard camouflages into your green fence colored love it,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Bob I will.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: I also hear a robot vicuum cleaner named Steve.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, Steve the vacuum plainer. Any reason why you call
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: it Steve?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Uh, in my teenage years, there was a guy that
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: was really what would we call it?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Your su.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: And see if you've ever had a robot anything with
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: a beautiful legs?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Did he go, You're like a river?
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: Did he?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: But that's not that's not get to do that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: It was my friends.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wonder me. He's still got that life and them nowadays.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Such a great call. You've got sixty five dollars to
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: speed in the warehouse as well. Appreciate your calls and
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: your text.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Just so you know Alito Pei an actress still going.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: So that's good to know.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Good Morning, Katy Perry. We're going to be talking actually
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: to our entertainment reporter live in New York about Katy
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Perry very shortly. Who's he's been hanging out with Katy
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Perry and the studio.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Just released a new album, hasn't she? And it's been
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: we feel bad for It's been in sevage reviews from
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: the critics who have never recorded an album themselves, but
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: they feel they should take it upon themselves to give
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: it a one and a half star review.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the credits it's rolling Stone, so they've
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: been around for ever. Slammed it one and a half stars.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Now she was Australia at the moment. Katy Perry, she
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: just announced yesterday that she's going to be performing in
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Australia some big concerts, far ahead of the She's done
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: the Aussie Rules final this weekend as well.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was a news story yesterday that the Australian
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Rules are like, mate, we don't want to hear your
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: new music, come out and just play five bangers.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Pay you bag it. So well, Katie Perry had a
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: bit of a theory on the project about concerts and
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: even her concerts. She's like, they start too late. So
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: he's a mum, She's like, we need to start concerts earlier.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I've got a couple of kids, so my idea of
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: a party is being at home in bed at nine pm.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Don't know that you're a four year old.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: My concerts will start at eight o'clock.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Shows, So she wants earlier concerts be done by ten.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Everyone's down next to your thing.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: It's still be late, really late.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: It's late though, because you get on the time you
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: get up. No one else in the you know, in
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: the world.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that just the normal time that concerts up.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: So you won't start till like nine, sometimes ten o'clock.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: You know they get on later and late.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you're on the musicians clock, you know, you're on
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: the international musician's clock. Who's a nocturnal beast and they're
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: gonna wake up at midday the next day. The rest
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: of us have sensible nine to five.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You're right, they've got nothing to do the next day
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: until the next concert was in the afternoon.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Okay with someone for nine hours overnight, wait cat your
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: private plane and get onto the next.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. So maybe we should have particularly the
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: weeknight concert. No one. I don't think anyone mind, because
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: if you want to go out, you can still go out.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Then everyone else will be like, great, great night night. Okay,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: all right, we'll bring it early. She starts at seven,
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: would you get start at seven? Done by nine?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Great ideal?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: And while we're they're comfortable seating for all. Okay, no
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: one's standing has a nice there's.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: A moment too where you can get to a certain
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: age you stand at. It's anymore because now it's like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: oh ga standing.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I love standing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's an active guy though.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: The difficult thing about sitting down is hey, I love
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: sitting down, But there's always the awkward one where you're like, well,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: there's songs that you stand up for and songs that
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: you sit down for, but the problem is people are
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: standing up and sitting down for different songs.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, you can't complain about people standing
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: up in front of you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Then you go to a concert and someone in front
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: of you stands for the whole thing, and you're like,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: why did we get seats? You're standing the whole time?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Sit down.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: The awkward thing is not like trying to slowly fade
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: back into your seat, because if you've stood up for
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: a banger nine times out of ten, they're not following
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: up with another banger. You know they're going to go
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: to some obscure b side and you need just like
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: slowly fade.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Down halfway through that song or the weird word We're
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: brenno mars. You went to Brenda Bars and someone was
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: next to you and go. JOHNO set the whole time
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: for Breno Bars. The only person that he saw sitting
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: the whole concert Brenda Bars incredible. No one was wanting
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: to tell you that. He was like, yeah, we're there
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: next to John Johno sat for the.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Entire what about lockdown of Hire.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: The stage was moving, it was up and down in person,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: was like JOHNO sat for the Xpire concept.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't enjoy it any less because I I would
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: have enjoyed it equaloun standing I save my LI doesn't
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: This one person just sitting there, mate.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Was that guy williams ol friend who went to a
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Carnye show in Sydney and Kanye stopped the shows. I
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Am not continuing this show until everyone in the stadium
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: stands up and there was one person left and he's like, mate,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: you we're not your whole of the show not continuing
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: on to the standing out and the audience is trying
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to get Kanye's attention and yell mate mate, and he's not.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: He can't hear them. Eventually, after a bit of back
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and forth, it's passed on to him. The memo has
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: passed on to Kanye that that person's in a wheelchair.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Say, he was like, oh, kick back into it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Apologize somewhere nine o'clock.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: You know the hits that johnaan Ben podcast last night
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: to you had babysitters are out?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So last night, first of all, shout out. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: went to see Matilda the musical, which is on at
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: the Bruce Mason Theater. It's just started. It was opening
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: night last night and it was incredible.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: It's on for the school holidays to go long chicken out.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really amazing. Everyone did such a great job.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: But we had a night off and often we stagger it,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: so either my husband will go out or I go out.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: It's kind of rare that we'd both go out together.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: So he had married although twill to row because we took.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The other day.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: But last night we went out and we left them
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: with the babysitter that always looks after them. She's very capable,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: but we never hear anything. She always looks after them.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Fine, it's the ideal. That's what you want for babysitters.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we were in the theater. Of course,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: you know I was supposed to use your phone frowned
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: upon and I could feel it. I had my bag
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: on my lap and I could feel my phone vibrating, vibrating, vibrating,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I need a chicken, because you know,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I could be the kids. So I look at it
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: as from her and I was like, oh my god.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: So I turned the brightness right down and I'm sitting
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: there looking at my phone and she was like, I
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: don't want to panic you, but your son, Bastian, he
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: has eaten the bath bomb that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: You Oh, this will be like a cute thing to do,
• 22:39
  Speaker 10: because so you know, while we're away with a cute
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: like it doesn't have bath bombs every night.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: But we were like, we'll give them this as a
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: tree we.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Try to pull back the Southland.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: And I was like, it's a kid's one. It was
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like a Hot Wheels bathball.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: If we had water.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Doesn't mean it to give credibility to the bath Wheels
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: had daggers and stuff like bath bomb.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: But I mean it did look. I think he thought
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: it was like a lolly.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: So I imagined the bath bomb.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Is it like frothing out of his.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Exploding inside of him.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: It was the first message, and I'm like, oh, okay,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: and so I look and she seemed a photo of
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: how much he'd eaten, big bite chunk out of the
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: buck bumb and she's like, NIXT message, I have managed
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: to get most of it out of his mouth. Nixt
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: message the ingredients on the back of the packet. Because
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: she's like, Duane, need to take him anywhere. And I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, she's really panicked. But I was like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: he'll be right.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I thought it's just a bit of soap, right, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: he's just spit it out. I was like, honestly, thanks
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: for all the for all the panic, but I think
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: he'll be right.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: He'll be fine. Yeah, they used to make back in
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: my day at school. He used to make me eat
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: soper I know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, like, he eats worse on a daily Like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: can I.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Just clarify in the education system when they were making
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: us eat soap, you had to say it sounds like.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: You were price is averted. But I'm sorry to anyone
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: who was sitting around me while I'm like lighting up
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: my phone trying to figure out if he needed to
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: go to the hospital.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: He's got a squeaky clean mouth, clean, but look at
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the positives the hits.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: That jonaan Ben podcast.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Star talking about Katy Pierry playing at the Grand Final
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: on the Australian Rules over the weekend. Which songs she's
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: going to play. She's got five songs, five million.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Dollars five point five.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: She wants to play some of her new stuff. They've
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: said the only bangers that I think they've agreed one
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: new song and four older songs. But there's also a
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: bit of uproar and that's a that's a good pun
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: about the song raw because the Brisbane Lions are one
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: of the teams in the final and apparently they use
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Katy Perry's song as one of their songs and that's
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: some big thing. And then they're like, oh she sings that.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Is she backing the Brisbane Lions. Yeah?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: And also if they play it is you're going to
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: want royalty. So if they keep playing it, gee, she
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: does have some bangers to her credit. Katie Pierry lits.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Oh then what about a better Oh yeah, there's two
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: songs you want to play with? Oh, Ben.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: J John, do you want to hear her? What did
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: you just say?
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I got there? All great songs should play right now.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: And she's got more do you want to hear it? Yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: we can go with it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And you want to hear California girls.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Sweat out Vegas Magus Vegus.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And if you playing five, good on you, Katy. Period.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Great career, yeah, very great career.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Now this little game. I remember my dad used to
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: do this to me, and I've just got onto it
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: now because my kids getting a little older than you
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: know your kids, Megan, So you're at the age now
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: where you know you can do things to embarrass them
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: and you get a reaction, And as a parent, there's
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: no greater joy then get reaction from you kids.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Pick them up from school that your pants on gets every.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Time, gets the police.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Well, one of the things I like to do. And
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I remember my dad doing this to me the other
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: days when you're driving them back from pick them up
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: from school whatever, I'm driving them home, there'll be other
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: kids from this school walking on the street, and then
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: you always say something like, oh is that such and
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: such or is oh do you know that person? And
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: then the whole look and just as you're looking, you
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: give it a little and they and they're looking. The kid
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: looks up there direct eye contact. You never look, You
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: never look your carry on, but there's a direct eye
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: contact between them and the kids. Cruel beautiful bullying there
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: and they're like yeah, oh, they're like they're awkwardly, you know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: theyft away stuff. It's looking like who's that? Like why
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: they're doing? My dad did it to me all the time, and.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: They would get you one hundred percent of the times.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, be like oh is that is that your friend?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: And you're like what and then you're looking directly straight
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: into their eyes.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Don't even do it. If it's a boy, they like,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: That's where the most joy would come, creating some lifelong.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Straw me here. Kevin Boyce would even do the one
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: where sometimes he would wave but then he just pulled
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: down the sun visor. His way would turn into a
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: sunvisor pulled down. So it was like that to me
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: as well. We took wave and I'd wave it and
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: he pulled down the visor and he's like not waving.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you should get there to go today. Actually, if
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: you're driving with anyone in the car, it takes four
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: four to him and give us the results. That seems
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like some original content.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Kid works quite well, you know all the time, Like
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: you say, you know, bully bully kids too much. But
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: it's just a little.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Light bully the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Megan, your mum and this is I think reflective of
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: that generation they don't like wasted and shout out to
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: them too.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good, it is great.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: We've become a wasteful society.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: If we were going to generalize, probably not the generation
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: that is doing too much for the enviorl probably doesn't
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: care as much as maybe gen Z does. But she
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: is bucking the tree.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: And then you ask gen Z where they're getting all
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: their clothes from. Where are they ordering all those from?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Where their phone's getting fashion?
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Although some gen z Is are dead against that, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: the fast fashion and stuff like that, they're not all
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: going down that right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Well, my mum is bucking the tree for the boomers,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: and she is saving water. She goes to the greatest
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: lengths to I think it's more less about the environment
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: and more about she doesn't want to pay for like
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: gray water, so she collects water in the sink in
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: the kitchen. When you run the tap and it runs
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: for ages, she'll put a bottle under it to collect
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: all the cold water. There is buckets in the shower before.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Its warm, the cold stuff, okay, yeah, I'm just throwing
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: it stuff down the sink.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I've adopted that too. I've got you do that. Bottles
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: in my kitchen shower, a shower.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Of buckets and tubs around you because that goes out
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: in the garden.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Because I would fill a three liter easily, and otherwise
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: that just goes down.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: The drains on tank water too up north. So that's
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: you know, that's when you're like, geez everything, every every
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: drop count. Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: And she would also and when the washing machine is
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: like draining, she will pop the tube and put it
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: into a bucket and collect that water, the soapy water
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: that goes on the garden and stuff. She tries to
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: not let anything go down the drain.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Well, she's canceling out me just standing in the shower
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: at four o'clock in the morning, staring at the wall
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: for fifteen in the sitting in the shower. Yeah, so
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: thank you very for doing that. Balances works. My dad,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I remember speaking of trying to conserve water. He stayed
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: once and I saw him emptying the bloody deshumidifier water
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: container into a jug.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: What you do?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, this is perfect he's in perfectly good water.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And it looks like you know when you're painting at
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: primary school and you wash your brush in the.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: It was milky, Yes, the worst of it. It's like
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: all the stuff I've taken.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: It's gone through a filter. Oh God, I had to
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: remove that from the circulation his own safety.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: So what are your parents collecting? Am My mom? She's
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: the little sushi you know when you buy sushi and
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: the little fish that come with soy sauce. Yeah, she
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: collects like she loves you, so I won't throw out anything,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: and she's like going to find a use for it. Now.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: She takes you down a little bits of mouthwash with
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: her in her back.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: A little droplets, throw them out. She almost got enough
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: to open up her own Saint Piere's.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And Norfolk, the heads that JOHNA and Ben podcast are.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Your parents collecting in order to save on some pennies?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: The kitchen appliances that are sort of there from nineteen
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: eighty one, like a blender that looks like it would
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: be at the beginning of a fire service PSA commercial.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: My mom has just got stuff everywhere I drives you
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: like a couple of days, I'm like I just want
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: to clear all. This is her house. But you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I open up drawers and you know the bread tags
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: are in little containers or those those silica gels you know,
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  Speaker 4: you know, do not eat for moisture things. She keeps
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: those things. She keeps just everything, just everywhere.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: She must have a very moisture free household. She's got
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: thousands of.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of good to go. You know, if you
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: want something, she's got it. It's my hand.
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  Speaker 2: Do you this sort of person that looks wrapping paper?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Would she flattened out? Wrapping paper in reunis.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Definitely cake crumbs from a cake. She keeps cake crumbs,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: cake pops. I don't know what she does it on
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: like kids have for ice cream. She might sprinkle a
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: little cake crumbs on as well, like chicken broth, fish
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: bro you name it. The fride, you can tell it winds.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just like every time I look at them, but
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: one thing, it's going to go. Now, it's going to
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: go down. She won't know. Chutney from nineteen forty three
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: is like it's gone.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Do you like slowly get rid of stuff?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Even I get one? Yeah, but her house and I'm like, no,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: it's all going to go. I can't get stuff with
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: the fridge.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you know when you're not there, she's
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: just adding to the exactly one day, there's going to
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: be your building.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to enjoy clearing alls out one day, Mum.
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  Speaker 2: Get the movies, you see everything in there that.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna enjoy it. She'll be gone.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: That part I'm going to enjoy us out of my
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: mum is that I'm going to just clean.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: She was a good lady, but she's I'm going to enjoy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: Ye.
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  Speaker 4: There's a kitchen, bitch. We can see Mom might be gone.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: At least I can see the kitchen bench.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: So what are you? What are your parents collecting? We're
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: going to start this morning with Caitlin. How are you hi?
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: I'm good.
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  Speaker 11: There's some ducklings.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Walking past on a great mood.
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  Speaker 4: Oh cute.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not near the road that way.
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  Speaker 11: No, No, they're in a little grassy area.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: We do need to teach them about the road rules,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the ducklings, so don't we road safety? But well, that's cute.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Start to the phone, called Caitlin. You've already warmed our hearts.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: But what are your parents collecting? To save money?
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: So my big friend's mum. I don't know if it's
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: to save money, but she is obsessed with pigs and
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: she collects everything tigs. So she's a whole like shelf
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: in the living room full of pigs, stets, choice figurines, plushies,
• 33:01
  Speaker 11: there's little ceramics on the kitchen bench. It's everywhere in
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: the house. You'll open a door and like, there's a
• 33:07
  Speaker 11: pig door.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: They's picked on the window sills. They are everywhere, and
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: once you notice them, you can't unnotice them.
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  Speaker 4: Everything pig related.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't think people like that because my mum collects
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: chicken sort of. But I think she might have just
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: said she likes the chicken thing once and and everyone's borded.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: You see, you see something, you're like, oh, ray, ray
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: will love this, and she'd be like, oh do I beieve?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now I've got everything chicken related.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's happening with this pig poor pig lady.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Now there's an obligation to put it all on display
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: as well, and she's now known as the pig Lady
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: or Caitlin. Great call, sixty five dollars we're going to
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: give you from the warehouse celebrating the sixty five years
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: was Barbie.
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: Ah, thank you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: Maybe I'll get her a little pig plushy.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: We can't. It's probably pig related stuff at the warehouse
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: right now is reflected.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Ah, good morning to you, Adam.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah? Not bad mate yourself.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing really well. It's lovely to have you
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: on this one. We're not We're not doing too bad. Megan,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: the Paul things got a gunky eye running conjunctividus. Don't
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: you mean?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you? John?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a bug eye.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: She's she's been wearing sunglasses all morning, like a potza.
• 34:09
  Speaker 12: Like a scaffolder.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Exactly what are your parents collecting?
• 34:15
  Speaker 12: Well, they're not collecting things but innocence. I've had kids.
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: They've been saving all my log on credentials for Netflix,
• 34:23
  Speaker 12: sky Go, all of them Neon Disney. So yeah, they're
• 34:28
  Speaker 12: just stealing all my log on details to scrimp on that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: They're doing it, are they?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I thought Netflix stamps down on the old bloody the moochers.
• 34:37
  Speaker 12: I thought so too, Yeah, but it still works.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: They're still getting the free workaround.
• 34:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but dad has a had the hump last Saturday
• 34:46
  Speaker 12: because they were obviously watching the game, and then I
• 34:49
  Speaker 12: logged in to watch the all blocks off my mates
• 34:51
  Speaker 12: and then I got the texts so are you watching sky?
• 34:53
  Speaker 12: And I was like, well, there's my sky.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Watching my sky. Yeah, that's great, cool and I'm really
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: appreciate sixty five dollars for the warehouse for you as well, Champion. Yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: thank you very much. Thanks to Now I'm getting confused.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Is it will warehouse is sixty five years with Barbie?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Not Barbie's sixty sixty five years of Barbie at the
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: wah House. One of the warehouse stores in Albany painted
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: pink at the moment.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: That's all outside of it is pink Barbie.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: It's pretty awesome.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You Spira thought for the poor Soulos to undo that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: This week the hits that John and Ben podcast, and.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: We want to know what your parents are collecting the
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: unusual things they like to hold on to.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some great stuff coming through here on Fourth Road.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Seven min Nana. She cleans out all the bags that
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: come and we'll take the glad wrap, wash the glad rap,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: then hang the glad wrap on the washing line. Oh yeah,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: reuse the glad rap. Okay, good on you.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: My mum used to reuse those glad bags because we'd
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: get them at our lunch box and we had to
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: take them home and she'd wash them, hang them up.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Mom My mom does that, so has them always puts
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: them over the top of the yeah taps.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, to dry.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: But if you guys keep reusing them, what are those
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: cutetle dolphins meant to be eating out there in the ocean?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Why are all the dolphins eating gladder up?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Anyway?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Why is the turtles snorting straws?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll get in the head through six packs of beer.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: It's enticing for the poor things.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it does. It doesn't like one of those
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: ones away there like an adult might go, do you reckon?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I can fit in this child's swing at the playground?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe the turtles and I reckon. I can squeeze my
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: head through a bit of a challenge. Now we'll go
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: to the phones. Joe, you are on? How are you great?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: On?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Joe appearents collecting things to save cash.
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: Yes, my dad used to collect aluminium cans to take
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: to the Recitevor get some money.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Now you get like a center can or something.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, this is going back. Well, I mean I
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: bous now, but it used to be like a weekend thinker.
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: So kids get in the car and would treat it
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: and have to drive around blocks looking for aluminium cans.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: How many cans would you collect in the day?
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Ah, He'd like, he'd end up with bags of these
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: things and we have to crush them so you know
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: you can get more than a sick like sect take
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: to the station. But my brother and I used to
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: treat it because you know, he'd pull up and there'd
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: be people walking around. He'd be like, quick, run out
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: and pick up.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Their can over there because they're drinking it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, sometimes they wait until someone had puinished their can.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: Wait quick, get.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Their cans, like stalking people on the street. And so
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day you got sex and
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: sex of crushed cans. How much was he pulling in?
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: Ah, maybe he'd get like thirty bucks if he was
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: lucky his pocket money.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I think I'm talking. Yeah, we used to do that. Yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: my friend trifling with sand and then crushing them, crushing
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: them and putting them through because they used to weigh
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: them and they were like, no, no, you can't find
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: them the sand mate.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Oh Joe, did you try the sand trick.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: Oh we tried to tucking some stones in the head.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're onto it. They're not fools. Do you still
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: can you still do that?
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Cash for can text four very seventy. You're still killeat
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: in cans and making money out of them. You can
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: now give us a cool Hey, Barbie at the warehouse
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: is celebrating sixty five years of Barbie Mate, and you
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: have got yourself a sixty five dollars out you there, Joe.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: That will buy you a whole bunch of cans.
• 38:22
  Speaker 9: Awesome.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Hey, you have a great day.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Appreciate your listening to the program, and thanks soull the
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: people who texted through as well to four four eight seven.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: My mother she would she irons out tinfoil once it's
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: been used. Sophie has been wrapped on a sandwich. So
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: there you go. Some good cash saving tips there from
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: the older community.