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Episode 131 - GLOW S1E7 - Live Studio Audience · My Third Place Pod

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be in the show notes. Stop the presses.
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You can go live on Twitter now. Since when is this an option?
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OK, over the weekend I decided to test this out.
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Earlier Friday morning, Chanel from the Nerd in Texas podcast
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asked me to tag her if I do it. I did it.
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I messaged the Podcast Alliance group chat, told him I was going
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to do it also. I went and did it.
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I showed up on my timeline as a post and I tagged Chanel in it.
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Then I went on my second device and tried getting on my old
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account. You know, MDG $1,000,000.
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Geek. Oh God, that was my childhood,
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man. I couldn't leave a comment.
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There was no way to leave a comment.
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There is never a way to leave a comment.
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Why? Why was it there if you couldn't
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leave a comment? There was no way to see who was
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there because I kept seeing two to four people come in.
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But it doesn't tell you at all. But it had it had a 32nd delay.
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So Needless to say, I hope they fix that Twitter.
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Fix your shit, please. We we like the idea of live, but
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not if it's just going to be like you.
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Just trying to figure out how it works.
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The entire 15 minutes. I'm just sitting there like,
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hello, anybody in there? Are you?
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I see people are here. Can you guys say something?
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Can you say something in the chat?
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Can you even type anything? No.
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OK, thank you. Have a good night. 50 minutes of
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that. That. 50 minutes.
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But it works out where you can view it on the desktop.
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I'm all for that. I love that.
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But it's not good. It was.
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If it was beta, beta, beta, beta testing it would move.
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I get it. But why put something out there
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that doesn't work yet? Oh, it was him.
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He did it. I see.
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Way to go. But Evo?
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Why waste your time going on Twitter live?
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EW. I wanted to test it.
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I wanted to test it. That sounded so condescending.
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I've been on this other app. Live streaming my podcast for an
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entire year did a few weeks ago. People were in a state of panic
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because said live on the app was about to vanish.
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So I figure hey, if it does, I'll just go back to TikTok Live
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to use it for the streams instead of doing videos, which I
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don't do anymore because it takes a lot of time out of you.
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I don't. I don't want to do that anymore.
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I rather podcast. I I'd rather focus my energy on
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podcasting on this what I'm doing now instead of just like
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hey, this is my video. He he, he can you like it.
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Please send it to everybody that you know.
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Send it to people that are not going to fucking do anything for
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you that pretend to be your friends.
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All that they're not. They're not your friends.
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So I'll do this. I'll join another app which I've
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been testing out since August because a friend told me that
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you get paid doing it. So I did that.
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I tried doing that. I did.
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I really did. But I would need a lot of
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supporters to come to this app and hang out with me there.
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And I didn't want to do that. I just.
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It was horrible. I felt cheesy.
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I didn't know how to navigate it, so I deleted.
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It. It was dumb.
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Sorry, sorry. Whoever's listening from over
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there, I doubt anybody listening from that other place that I
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took. TikTok was the second choice and
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option. I'm sure if you're from there,
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people are rejoicing and saying Evo, please come back, please
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Evo. That's my condescending nature
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again. I'm sure we get a lot more.
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Supporters on there, but I'm still not over that.
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Some of these wrestle talk creators are bashing how the
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communities on Twitter, which makes me think I should change
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it up, which I did. I barely talk about wrestling
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unless it's about the big four pay per views or something big
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happens in either AW or WE. But I still talk about wrestling
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in other forms of media right back.
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Lots. I'm sorry.
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Shit, I already fucking ruined the whole thing.
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Backdrops and back. Lots.
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I'm going to make that my own podcast.
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I'm really thinking about it. But if I do go back to TikTok,
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rejoice, it will probably be because the app I'm currently
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using dies out and gets destroyed by this massive merge
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that just happened between the Meet Me group.
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We don't know yet. Meeting is about to be burned
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down and get much more chaotic than it has been this entire
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year. We love the chaos.
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We love the chaos. This is EVO and you are
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listening to another awesome episode where I hide from the
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world and come to you from under the apron fatherless behavior
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Squad. How you doing?
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Welcome back to the broadcast everyone.
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Last episode I shared with y'all the Spotify wrapped analytics
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and then a few days later I get my time hop to show me the one
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from last year and I kind of want to show you how much of it,
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how much of it has changed. So let's do that right.
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Oh, now. So OK, I did say that this year
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I recorded 5.2 K minutes of content.
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I talk to you that much. That was 200 more minutes from
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last year. I talk to you that much.
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I found that last year's numbers were 5034.
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Not not bad. I figure I was from me taking
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those two months long break to focus on my mental health
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because I wasn't in a good place.
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So there you go, I did that. But my top fans changed
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dramatically this year and I'm proud.
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Of that last year, my podcast was a top 10 for 47 fans.
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Let's compare that to this year growing up to 66.
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Top five for 36 fans compared to this year growing up to 50 and
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#1 for 22 fans, which grew to 31.
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And you all know who that one was in that 31, right?
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Me. So what I want to do for next
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year is I want to double that and I'm going to double that.
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I'm doubling that for next year. Holy shit, listen to me calling
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out my shots again, another wise person said.
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I'm actually going to say her name.
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Sunshine Soul vibe. You get what you put out in the
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world. If you put out good vibes, you
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will get it back. So I'm putting out the good
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vibes and saying that I've called these shots and suddenly
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I want to do it before September 23rd 2028 Evo.
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That's an oddly specific number. There's me condescending myself
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again. All right, so there's a story
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behind that. I was streaming the other night
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and this troll came into my life and said I was going to die on
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September 23rd, 2028. I don't know about y'all.
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When I saw the September 23rd number and something came over
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me, like I know that number. The reason I know that number is
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because I remember years ago it just became apparent that there
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was a show called Lost Oceanic Flight A-15 crashed on an
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island. It also the premiere of the
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first episode of the show. So I was like, hey, that's when
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that happened. But then they mentioned 2028,
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and that's going to be 4 years from now, Five years from now.
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I wasn't madding, sorry. So I have a bunch of friends in
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the chat modding for me and they thought that was rude.
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That was dark. Don't listen to it.
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Should they kick them out? Evil.
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Kick them out? Yeah.
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I said no, don't kick them out. I want to know how I will die
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and will it be a badass death like in the Final Destination
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movies? I joke about everything.
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I just love joking about everything.
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Nobody fucking others. Nobody takes me seriously these
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days. Of course not.
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I never take myself seriously either.
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I never do. I never.
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I joke about my own death. I joked about my diabetes.
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I joked about almost dying in a coma right in front of fucking
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watching a marathon of What's it called again?
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What? EI forgot SpongeBob SquarePants
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this year. This year I celebrated the night
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I went into a coma and almost died from diabetes this year
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because it happened last year. But this year I celebrated that.
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Who does that? Like, hey, I'm still alive.
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Yeah. Who does that, huh?
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Nobody does that. I do that.
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I don't take anything too seriously.
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I've been on this ad for a whole year.
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Basically. I've seen TikTok lives.
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I know how they work. I love playing with these trolls
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because they don't expect you to play with them back.
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They never do. They expect you to kick them out
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immediately. I, on the other hand, I don't
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care. I let them.
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They're giving me content. I celebrate every moment.
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They're giving me content for my next episode.
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Hence the whole fatherless behavior Shirts that I love
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selling Lincoln Con in the show link in the show notes, link in
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the show notes. And now we have September 23rd,
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2028. You best believed I'm going to
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make a shirt out of that. Oh yeah, that's going to be like
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fucking from under the apron September 23, 2028.
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Something like that around there.
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Get Rich or die trying on September 23rd, 2028.
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How about that? I've been saying that I want to
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do this and I want to do that, but in the words of my favorite
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bodybuilder icon, may he rest in peace.
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Greg Plitt, you want to be this. You want to be that?
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Then grab your fucking nuts and be it.
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Inspiring words from the man that made me want to do insane
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workouts 10 years ago. Stop.
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Sitting back saying, yeah man, that be.
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Cool that be. Cool, I want.
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To be this. I want to be that.
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Grab your fucking nuts and be it.
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He's right. Grab.
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You're fucking nuts. And be it.
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Do you know what I took out of September 23rd, 2028?
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Not the day of my demise? No, I said.
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I'm going to take that dark number and make it my actual
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deadline. I called my shot on this past
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episode about going to the actual dance.
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I said I'm going to WrestleMania.
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I'm even pointing at the fucking sky guys.
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I'm doing the whole thing. I'm doing the same where I'm
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pointing at the sky. I'm pointing at the sign.
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I'm pointing at the WrestleMania sign.
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I'm doing that thing right now. I know you can't see it, but I'm
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actually doing it. People in the chat, they can see
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it. They see me pointing at a
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fucking make believe sign. It doesn't say WrestleMania, it
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just says it doesn't say anything at all.
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Going I'm going to one of these Wrestlemanias or Premium live
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event, I want to be invited to the press conference to raise my
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hand and get to ask the question, any question.
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I said I would do that, but then again, I also said last year
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that my goal for this year was to interview a wrestler and I've
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yet to do that. So so here's where we throw the
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gloves. OK, we're throwing the gloves,
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We're throwing the gloves. We're doing the hockey thing and
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throwing gloves on the floor. Let's go, let's go.
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I have until September 23rd, 2028.
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You hear that September 23rd, 20289232028.
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I have until that date to make this podcast successful.
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I heard from my friends. You made it this far.
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It's already a success. 130 episodes.
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Congratulations. You're listening to episode one.
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31131 episodes. Not many people do that.
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There's there are many people do that.
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Not many people can say that they have mental health problems
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and get to do that. Here I am.
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I get it. Yes, I want to branch out.
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I'm looking for other apps to live stream because I want to
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make sure this podcast is respectable and it's a success
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for me. So yes, September 23, 2028.
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Listen, understand this. Understand that I understand
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that I am not a failure. To all the supporters.
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Thank you for the kind words. I do not make myself a failure,
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but I will deed myself a failure if by that date happens and I
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have yet to do what I have set out to do.
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New goals for next year. We are growing at 8338.
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That's a lie. That's not the right number.
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New goals for next year. We are growing at 8384
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downloads. I believe I'll probably end the
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year AT9K downloads, 9000 downloads, so my next year.
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So next year, my next goal, my goal for next year is to get up
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to 15,000 downloads. More episodes.
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More minutes. More fans.
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Double those fans. Double those minutes.
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Double those episodes. Here's a wrestling analogy.
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He may have passed away earlier this year in a car accident, but
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he did say this in his intro. Reach for the sky, boy.
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You are already part of the bigger picture, my friend.
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But Evo, that catch phrase came from a kids movie.
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You know, I keep saying that. I just caught myself just saying
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that for it's going to be on a shirt.
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But Evo, I know, I know a beautiful story behind that.
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And let me tell you January 29th, wrestling ink cover the
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story of Jay Briscoe's catch phrase and what it meant during
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the funeral. The pastor had asked Mark
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Briscoe what it meant and he said about his brother Jay that
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he was a big softie. He was actually watching Toy
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Story for the umpteen time with his kids and the truth is he
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cried every time he watched it. For those unfamiliar with Toy
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Story, of course the main character, Woody, just so
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happens to say his catch phrase reach for the sky.
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Whenever someone pulls the string on his back and something
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happened, it lit this fire on the side Jay's butt that it
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could be so much bigger than just somebody pulling a string.
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Reach for the sky boy meant give your very best in everything
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that you do. That's what Jay did, and that's
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what I'm doing right now. I'm giving it my.
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Best This Podcast This podcast is my best.
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Hi everyone. I'm Lisa.
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And I'm Dawn. And if you've ever watched ATV
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show and thought to yourself, Oh my God, that season finale plot
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wow, I need to talk to somebody about this train wreck
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immediately. Then we think you'll fit right
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Welcome back, Hope you all are still here.
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I really do hope you all are still here.
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On this episode I am recapping season one episode seven of the
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GLOW on Netflix series titled Live Studio Audience.
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This is Nasis. GLOW hosted first live show at
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the gym, but things go out of hand with Carmen suffers from
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straight fright and the book tag team match between Jerry and
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Tammy versus Donna. Stacy is given an unexpected
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twist. Debbie and Ruthie outside help
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with their moves, and Rhonda gives Sam a good luck gift.
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It was directed by Jesse Perez, who also directed the pilot
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episode of the series, and written by Rachel Shucker, who
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also wrote Episode 5. Debbie does Something, you know.
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That was the episode where Debbie realizes wrestling is
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like a soap opera and gets her a hot moment from going to an
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event. I'm going to do something
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different. I'm gonna do something
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different. I'm gonna tell you what I saw
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with the episode before I start talking about it.
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Instead of going at the very end and doing it at the very end,
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cuz that sometimes I'm just like, I'm done.
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I don't want to do this anymore. So let me tell you what I
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thought about it first. I thought this probably my
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favorite. This was probably one of my
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favorite episodes right next to the season finale.
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The season finale has the big wrestling match, but this
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episode has the build up to that.
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It's episode 7, but we still have like a few more episodes to
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go. But the reason for that is
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because it has this beautiful 80s wrestling training montage
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in the middle of it and it just made me think of the Rocky
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movies or any of you know, corporate guy.
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Wow, Karate Kid, where he starts training and this fucking music
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shows up fucking. It's a montage you don't get.
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You get to see him struggle, you get to see him struggle, You get
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to see him struggle and then they fucking do it and then they
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get it and then they have that aha moment.
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The same thing here. It just like made me think of it
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as I love training montages, basically.
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I'm just saying that the song that was used for the montage
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thing, I fucking love it. Y'all.
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I'm going to have to tell you all about it later because it
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was used on an epic animated movie at the time.
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So yeah, those were the IT was it was amazing.
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It was amazing. I loved it when they wrote the
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credits right before it. We see the words.
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This episode is dedicated to the memory of Chavo Guerrero senior.
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He lived from 1949 to 2017. Our essay was called Back Into
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the Chavo Classic. He passed away earlier in the
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year on February 11th, 2017. He was a professional wrestler
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as well as the father of wrestler Chavo Guerrero Junior,
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who trained all of the actresses for the series, and he's also
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the brother and teammate of wrestler Mondo Guerrero, who was
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the trainer for the wrestlers on the original show on which the
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series is based On guest stars. On the show is the return of
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Carmen brothers Big Kirk, Jackson and Tom Jackson, played
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by both wrestlers Carlito and Tyrus respectively, Brett Newton
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as a paramedic and Rob Sabrisky Sabreki as Rob the Satanist.
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It's weird, if you're watching it you'll understand later, but
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it's just it was just weird seeing him on there.
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I also guest starring on this episode is Rich Summer.
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Who comes back on the show is Mark Egan, Debbie's husband.
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All right, the cold open episode.
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The show cold opens on the girl standing out in the middle of
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the street promoting GLOW. Sheila rushes up, introducing a
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guy named Rob. There he is again.
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Rob is saying this. She says he's bringing his
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entire coven to the show. There's a bunch of fucking
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coven. He's a cult man.
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She's bringing an cult member to a wrestling match.
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She calls it butts and seats, she says as she runs away with
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Rob, and Melrose says Hey Rob, bye Rob as the title sequence of
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GLOW appears on the screen. Rob the Satanist Rob Zubricki is
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an actor known for playing ever in characters in film and
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television. He's weird.
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His first leading role is portraying a middle-aged ground
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keeper who falls in love with a corpse and decay.
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That was weird. I'm going to have to watch that
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movie just because he falls in love with a corpse.
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Wow, I wish I had known this before Halloween.
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I would have, like, loved testing that and just reviewed
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it. I may have to do that.
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His career began as a musician. While being the
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singer-songwriter and bassist for the Los Angeles 90s group
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Possum Dixon. He later found success.
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He later found success as an actor and magician.
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He's also a magician. Guys watch his career disappear.
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Later, the girls examined a list.
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Tammy is excited at having made the list, but everyone made the
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list anyway. It's a lineup for the wrestling
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matches. Melrose versus Sheila the She
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Wolf, Machu Picchu versus Vicky Viking Junk Chain and Welfare
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Queen versus the Beat Down Biddies, Britannica versus Scab,
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Fortune Cookie versus Beirut and Liberty Bell versus Soya the
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Destroya. Tammy points out that she and
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Sherry are a team. I wonder why Comet Sherry Dryly.
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Rhonda says that her name has a star next to it.
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Because she's bright like a star.
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In fact, each matchup has one name with a star, the one with
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the star supposed to win the match, as Carmen explains.
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Rhonda then says she's a star and a winner.
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Ruth and Debbie look at the list and root comment.
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That's official. Now they're making it awkward
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again. Of course, you know.
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You know the reason why? Debbie points out that they
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spelled the name of her character, Zoya, wrong.
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Debbie enjoyed pointing that out.
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Next scene, Sam and Bash discuss the upcoming match.
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Sam notes that they have Glenn Cliff face coming.
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Sam, who is a bit fidgety, probably from the stress or drug
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usage, who knows, corrects him and saying that it's Cliff Nick,
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not Cliff Face. Cliff Nick and urges him not to
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say it that way because it'll get in his head.
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Cliff face. Sam says that with the suit in,
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that makes us their first official production meeting.
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Bash tells Sam he's there for him, and they shake hands.
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Sam cringes at the bash, who is still walking around.
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It's the drugs. They discuss personal issues,
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including cameraman sound, lighting, a ref, and an
29:01
announcer. Bash asked if he's really going
29:05
to need everything by Friday and Sam says that they shot they
29:08
shoot the pilot in a few weeks. The should get them early while
29:13
they can work out the kinks. Sam throws a pen at Bash who
29:17
starts writing these things down and pacing back and forth
29:19
nervously. He is on something.
29:23
Sam says that the girls can do their own hair and makeup, but
29:26
they're going to need a budget for costumes.
29:28
He says that also the video camera he got him got stolen, so
29:32
he needs another. Bash is bothered by this, asking
29:37
if he just lost it. Sam says that he did it, that it
29:40
was there and then not there. Bash asked if he tried to look
29:45
for it. Sam asked if he's his mother.
29:46
Are you my mother? Were you asking me if I can look
29:49
for it? Did you look for it?
29:51
Are you my mother? My mom would tell me that, too.
29:53
Did you look? For it, it's right around the
29:55
corner, right over there. No.
29:58
Bash says that any new camera is coming out of his salary.
30:01
Sam replies that he's supposed to be the rich guy.
30:05
Bash tells him that it's not Monopoly money, that that's
30:08
about accountability in thrift. Sam says he sounds like a
30:13
Protestant, and Bash asked if that's a bad thing.
30:16
Sam calls down to the girl, saying that if any of them have
30:19
any info on the whereabouts of his video camera, or if they
30:24
happen to steal it, then they need to bring it back.
30:29
He says there's no questions asked, except they'll be
30:33
immediately fired, that there's already too many of them.
30:36
Anyway, Justine looks troubled. Justine took the camera,
30:42
obviously, from the last episode that the end of the episode, she
30:47
sneaks into the gym, grabs the camera from the office and puts
30:52
it in her bag and just takes it with her.
30:55
Obviously Justine did it. Nobody else looks troubled.
30:59
Just Justine, who has this like it was me.
31:02
I did it. Look so awkward and so annoying,
31:10
all right? Cherry demonstrates some moves
31:12
on. Carmen start with a lock up,
31:15
then go into an arm twist, and then go into a headlock and then
31:19
a hammer lock. She asked Devi and Ruth if they
31:22
think they can handle them, and Ruth agrees that they seem
31:26
manageable. Devi suggests they open with
31:29
more panache instead. Cherry says that she picked the
31:33
sequence because it's something they can actually do.
31:36
Devi says it's all really boring, just the same three
31:40
moves she taught to Murrows and Sheila in a different order.
31:45
Cherry says that the audience won't know this, and Ruth
31:47
suggests that they just try it and they can always add on.
31:52
Devi agrees to try it before the camera phrase out.
31:55
Ruth gives Dev this look like don't be dramatic and don't ruin
31:58
this for us, OK? All right.
32:03
It looked like Sherry got offended by the boring Common
32:06
because she was about to swing a Debbie who was ready for a
32:08
fight. They're all ready for fights
32:14
later on in the hotel room. Sheila is watching Jeopardy
32:17
while Root is in the bathroom painting the Soviet Union sickle
32:22
and hammer on her face, but thinks she's still missing
32:25
something, suggesting that maybe she could find Anushanka.
32:30
That's a big furry hat that they have in the in Russia.
32:36
Sheila says that if Debbie needs fur, she needs she knows a guy.
32:39
They could also hunt it as there's a feral cat colony in
32:43
the empty lot down the street. That's not good.
32:48
She immediately gives the answer and form of the question is
32:50
asked on the show and gets it right.
32:52
Debbie entered the room and seeing Ruth's outfit, says that
32:56
she was going to wear red. Ruth says that she could wear
33:00
something else and as Sheila shouts out another Jeopardy
33:02
answer, Debbie asks her to give them a minute.
33:04
Sheila answers back with she won't.
33:08
Debbie tells Ruth that she doesn't want to look like an
33:10
asshole on Friday. Ruth tells her not to be hard on
33:13
herself, that her wrestling has really improved.
33:16
Debbie says that they're both are going to look like assholes
33:20
anyway, That cherries moves are amateur with no impact and not
33:25
exciting. She recalls the wrestling match
33:28
she saw that was what, two episodes ago and which Steel
33:33
Horse rode in on a motorcycle and did backflips.
33:37
Ruth was surprised that she went to a wrestling match, and Debbie
33:40
replies she's not the only one who does research.
33:44
Ruth agrees that they can put in extra time that she can work
33:47
around her schedule. She says she's not interested in
33:50
getting coffee with her or talking about her life.
33:55
She takes a step back to look at the TV and then says that they
33:58
need to step it up and Shaft Mom will get them there.
34:03
She looks back at the TV screen at the answer to this question
34:05
and answer along with Sheila. What is a brooch?
34:10
Debbie turns around to look it back at Sheila.
34:13
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34:17
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35:48
Next scene, Cherry applies makeup in front of a mirror,
35:51
commenting that you can't tell Debbie anything.
35:55
Keith clears his throat. Standing before her in a
35:58
pinstripe suit, she asked if he's going to a costume party.
36:02
He tells her that Bash stopped by having heard he was
36:05
available. He's now the new referee.
36:09
Cherry cheers and hugs him. He says he'll call every match
36:13
for her. She tells him that she only has
36:15
one in the tactic match. She doesn't even get to her own
36:19
fight. He tells her that she'll shine
36:21
no matter how many people are in the ring.
36:24
She just needs to add a little extra something.
36:27
Something, you know, a little something.
36:29
Something, he says. A little sprinkle of something.
36:32
Something as he picks her up over his shoulder and slams on
36:36
the bed, saying I'm going to come in and count 123 out.
36:44
Wait, what? She laughs and says we do not
36:46
say out. Keith is puzzled on us.
36:49
What? Are you sure?
36:51
No 123 Call the bell. The next morning, Carmen, Ruth
36:57
and Debbie visited Carmen's home.
37:00
Debbie comments this is the house at the top of the
37:03
Beanstalk. Giant reference there.
37:07
This is like, you know, they're all giants.
37:09
Tommy, played by Tyra's labs and says that she's come crawling
37:12
back while eating some Pringles. He says that she's lucky their
37:17
dad is on the road. Kurt appears in the front porch
37:20
holding an apple. With a side nod to his wrestling
37:22
persona, Carlito spits apples into the faces of people he
37:26
doesn't think are cool. You know that that car legal?
37:32
Carmen says she's not there to apologize.
37:35
Ruth explains that they need help, that they came to train
37:38
with them, the Lumberjacksons, which was cringe.
37:45
Anything Ruth says is cringe. Tommy replies that they're busy,
37:48
and Carmen points out that he's sitting on the porch eating
37:51
Pringles. He wipes off some crumbs, and
37:54
Carmen comments to the others that they'll do it.
37:57
They assemble in a ring outside in the backyard, and Ruth
38:00
explains that the US versus Russia idea that she and Debbie
38:03
have going. Debbie tells him that she wants
38:06
to fly, literally fly, leave the ground, leaving the audience
38:11
slack jog. Maybe they shift their pants.
38:14
Ruth says that she wants the whole audience to Boo her
38:17
because they hate her so much, but it still has to be about
38:20
Debbie since she wins the match. Tommy and Kurt demonstrate some
38:25
moves, Tommy suggesting a strong shoulder tackle.
38:28
Kurt demonstrates A dropkick. They demonstrate several more
38:31
moves, a headbutt to the midsection, turnbuckle, face
38:34
smash, and a moonsault. Until finally Debbie says that
38:37
she wants to do the moonsault. According to the trainer Chabo
38:41
Guerrero Junior on the What the Fuck With Marc Maron podcast.
38:46
Shana Deggans, the stunt coordinator, was referred to him
38:49
by Eve Torres, another former wrestler who was working on
38:53
Supergirl at the time. Shawna told him she's a stunt
38:57
coordinator and didn't know wrestling, so they asked him to
38:59
come in and interview for the part and he got it.
39:04
Marc Maron tells him that. Who else got going to get that
39:06
part? There are these fourteen other
39:09
girls that don't know anything about wrestling except for Kia
39:12
Tammy, who wrestled as Awesome Conch.
39:15
Chabloo agrees and says that yes, but there's these writers,
39:18
producers and set designers that don't know anything about
39:20
wrestling either. And his job broadened really
39:23
fast as he was having meetings with the writers, giving them
39:26
wrestling terminology as well as script rewrites and ordering a
39:29
wrestling ring instead of a boxing ring that you see in the
39:32
first episode. He also says that the creators
39:37
Liz and Carly came to him because they wanted to be true
39:39
to the wrestling world and not insult people.
39:43
So they came to him with the script and he suggested what to
39:47
change and what different terminology to change.
39:50
He mentioned there was a line, the script that someone called
39:53
wrestling fake and he told him that he would turn the fans off.
39:57
And since the show is based in 1985, they can't show moves that
40:01
weren't invented yet, so they were limited.
40:05
Back in the ring, Cherry tells Tammy something that astounds
40:09
her. Tammy asks Cherry if she's
40:11
serious. Cherry says in the past six
40:13
weeks that she's known her. Has she heard her tell a joke?
40:17
Tammy says not on purpose, but ask what Sam said about it, and
40:22
Cherry says that Sam wants them to fight 2 old white ladies.
40:27
She asks to think about how that's going to look.
40:29
A rapper and a welfare queen abusing the elderly?
40:34
She tells Tammy that they're empowered if they do this
40:37
version instead of like. She tells Tammy that they're
40:42
empowered if they do her version instead, like Pam Grier times
40:46
two. That is, unless Tammy wants to
40:50
spend the next three weeks hollering about food stamps.
40:53
Tammy asked if they'll really do it, and Cherry points out Don
40:56
and Stacy, who are taking turns butting themselves up against a
40:59
brick wall. Cherry yells that they're doing
41:02
great. Back at the Jacksons, Ruth and
41:07
Debbie go over to Crossbody Block Move, Debbie looking to a
41:12
trust fall, saying that she stares at Ruth and remembers all
41:15
the reasons why she doesn't trust her Byrne.
41:20
Ruth promises that her body will take the fall if she misses.
41:24
They practice the move and Debbie asked how it looked.
41:27
Carmen says she's doing great. Debbie gets back up and says
41:30
let's do it again. This is the part where the 80s
41:33
montage is set to dare by Stan Bush for what I've been told the
41:40
most 80s song to ever 80s and it was on the 1986 animated
41:46
Transformers The Movie Original Motion Picture soundtrack.
41:50
How deep is that? They are training.
41:54
They're doing a training montage to a Transformer song.
42:01
The montage is just Devi and Ruth doing the same move
42:04
repeatedly and failing Every time that it's upsetting Kurt
42:08
and Tommy, they start to try something else.
42:11
Devi jumps off the middle rope onto Tommy, and Kurt does the
42:16
crossbody block on Ruth, teaching her how to take the
42:19
move. Slowly they get better.
42:22
They eventually take it back to the gym.
42:24
Having slowly developed a full, complicated and exciting
42:27
routine. It comes together really well.
42:31
Both Alice and Brie and Betty Gilpin were on Mark Merritt
42:34
podcast What the Fuck? And they didn't want to say
42:38
names because they didn't want to get in trouble.
42:41
But there was some miscommunication between the
42:43
girls and the wrestlers who acted shady to them.
42:46
They mentioned this episode, they just didn't want to mention
42:49
the names. So.
42:50
Obviously it's them too. Throughout the week they are
42:56
seen practicing the moves and getting better until they seem
42:59
like they got it. According to Chavo Guerrero and
43:02
Marc Maron's What the Fuck? Podcast What the Fuck?
43:06
Allison is a big supporter and protects the business now that
43:10
even when they asked her if wrestling is fake, Allison would
43:13
defend it and say it's not fake. So, knowing that these two were
43:18
doing publicity for the show and telling everyone that wrestling
43:20
is real, they learned a lot of moves in Sam's room.
43:26
Later that night, Rhonda searches around, looking for a
43:29
material for her costume. Sam asked her to stop ransacking
43:34
his drawers. She says that she wants glasses,
43:37
suspenders, and a bow tie, and Sam replies that she's going to
43:39
look like the asshole from ACDC, the little short guy.
43:45
You're the asshole, she tells him.
43:47
He's nervous about the match. He admits that he is, and he
43:50
doesn't want to talk about it. She walks away and returns with
43:55
a videotape, calling it a good luck present.
43:58
She says it's a video of her. She asks if she should put it
44:03
on, and he agrees that she should.
44:05
She does. He thinks it's something else he
44:09
really thought he was just like. Oh.
44:11
Hey, let's go. But it's not.
44:14
It's her doing a cheesy song and dance routine about GLOW.
44:17
He asks if he's rapping and she says she speaks singing like Rex
44:21
Harrison in My Fair Lady. He asked how she shot it and she
44:26
says it was on the video camera that she found in her locker.
44:29
He asked if this would be in the his video camera and she says
44:32
someone put it there. He asked why she didn't tell him
44:35
and she says she wanted to surprise him.
44:37
She ends the song by doing a cartwheel.
44:40
Sam says the video is pretty catchy.
44:44
Obviously the wrapping is a throwback to the old gorgeous
44:47
arrays of wrestling where they introduce themselves by wrapping
44:50
their gimmicks. It's cheesy.
44:54
It was cheesy and hilarious. I've mentioned this on here
44:57
before. Yeah, you don't need to hear it.
45:03
I'll put it on later. On June 28th, 2017, Larry
45:07
Bartlett interviewed Kate Nash for theenemy.com website.
45:13
Kate says. Honestly, I wasn't a wrestling
45:16
fan, but the history of the actual GLOW woman, The show is
45:19
based on a true story, of course.
45:21
I think it's so fascinating and so unique.
45:25
It was really scary at first. When I saw the ropes and some of
45:28
the stances, I was like, I'm fucked.
45:29
Like I'm not going to be able to do this.
45:32
I'm scared to do a Roly Poly. But it's been the most inspiring
45:37
experience of my life because I've done things now with my
45:40
body that I never thought I could ever do these crazy moves
45:44
and stunts. It just opens your mind and you
45:48
think, God, what else can I do that I thought I would never be
45:52
able to do? As a woman, you have such a
45:56
strange relationship with your body, especially being the
45:58
public eye. From a really young age, people
46:01
have called me too fat and too ugly to be a pop star.
46:04
They've commented on my body throughout my career.
46:07
That's the same for a lot of the girls.
46:09
They feel judged. They don't feel good enough.
46:12
So it's amazing to have this new relationship with my body.
46:17
When asked if Kate was going to inspire women to wrestle, Kate
46:21
said yeah, I got tweeted by this group called EVE, an all female
46:26
wrestling league in London who do matches in Brent Nah Green
46:29
and the Arks Ark. There's this front door, it just
46:33
looks like nothing and it says little secret gang and it says
46:38
like secret girl gang meeting. Then you go in and there's like
46:41
a ring in there. I bought my sister's.
46:44
I brought my sister and a few friends and we had such an
46:47
amazing time. They've actually asked me to be
46:50
in A tag team match on July 15th.
46:51
You have to come and cover it. About her character, I really
46:57
love playing Rhonda. I think she's a cool character
47:00
because she's really positive and she goes for it.
47:03
She just puts herself out there and she doesn't really think
47:06
about what other people think of her.
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48:01
Spook you later. That morning, Sam meets with
48:14
Bash, who is setting up equipment, and ask if he's
48:17
having a yard sale. Bash explains that they've got
48:20
lights in the ceiling and he got his sister's karaoke machine and
48:23
a Casio City keyboard. Sam looks at everything to
48:26
discuss as it's old, but according to some websites, the
48:31
keyboard looked like it was a brand new state-of-the-art
48:33
digital synthesizer, the Yamaha DX7 in 1985.
48:38
Those were worth around $2000. Bash says he didn't get Sam a
48:43
camera operator because he lost his camera, but he did get him a
48:46
referee. Sam is surprised that he Keith.
48:49
Sam asked if they're doing community theater, and Bash
48:52
tells him to embrace the do it Glenn and Sam will be the
49:03
announcer. Glenn comes in with a big banner
49:07
plaster over the ring sponsored by Patio Town.
49:12
Sam sighs and tests out the microphone and keyboard
49:16
backstage. The girls get themselves ready.
49:19
Melrose happily says she just comes alive in front of an
49:22
audience. Cherry clips sarcastically with
49:24
what a surprise. Carmen comments that she's never
49:28
done anything in front of an audience before.
49:30
Tammy tells her she's in for a treat.
49:32
Ruth suggests to Devi that they have a safe word in case they
49:35
need to abort. Devi suggests human Mabuburfati,
49:42
the name of the real estate agent that was on a bench
49:44
outside Ruth's old apartment. She loves that name.
49:48
Sam comes in, asking if anyone knows how to play the piano or
49:52
keyboard. Sheila says that she does.
49:55
He tells her he has a job for her and says to the rest that he
49:59
wishes he could tell them there's a full house out there,
50:02
but there's not. It's a group of about 20-30,
50:05
including freaks, some children, and a homeless guy.
50:09
You know who the freaks are. You know who the freaks are.
50:14
The Satanist, The colt. He brought his colt.
50:17
He tells them to break a leg. He walks towards the backroom
50:21
and ask. He walks towards the backroom
50:25
and Ruth asks if that's places, Sam says.
50:28
Sure, Ruth. Whatever.
50:30
Places Rude and deaf. Yo thank you.
50:33
Places. Sam is about to walk out.
50:39
When Rhonda asked him for a kiss for luck, he says that she won't
50:42
need it. He scripted the match so that
50:43
she would win. He kisses her anyway.
50:47
Justine comes in asking if he asked her about his camera.
50:50
She says that they all saw it in her locker and he tells her just
50:53
go get ready. He asked Rhonda what she did to
50:56
Justine why she's trying to frame her.
51:01
Rhonda says that Justine is jealous and has a crush on him.
51:04
He's a brilliant director and she's seen every one of his
51:07
films. She swoons every time he walks
51:09
in the room. He asks what he's supposed to do
51:12
about it, and she says she he should be kind and generous to
51:16
her like he is with everyone. Moments later, the show begins.
51:22
Sam welcomes the crowds of the first ever match at the Gorgeous
51:25
Ladies of Wrestling. Their scattered light applause.
51:29
He introduces the first match, the Battle of the Beast.
51:33
He introduces from the icy wastelands of the Frozen N,
51:36
where she rapes, pillages, but mostly rapes.
51:39
Please Boo for Vicky the Viking. Vicky comes out wooing herself
51:45
and getting the ring. Sam continues ringing the card
51:48
and now from the crowned height of the Andes, known by the
51:51
ancient Incas to be the Place, Palace, Place Palace, to be the
51:56
palace of the Gods, Put your hands together for Machu Picchu.
52:02
Sheila plays Exodus on the keyboard for both endorses Sam
52:07
as if the only song she knows, and she says that it is.
52:13
A lone member of the crowd applauds.
52:15
That was Rob the saying this, by the way.
52:18
He's applauding everything. Glenn says that he likes Machu,
52:22
that she's very winning. Carmen is breathing very heavily
52:26
and has obvious stage right. She pulls off her hat, saying
52:29
that she can't do it, and leaves.
52:31
Glenn asks Bash if this is part of the gag.
52:33
Bash says that he'll go check it out.
52:35
In the ring, though, Keith declares Vicki the winner by
52:38
default. Outside, Bash shouts at her,
52:42
asking what's going on, then noticing he panic, breathing as
52:46
she's OK. She says she thinks she's having
52:49
a heart attack. She collapses.
52:51
Bash freaks out back inside. Stacey and Don talk out there
52:58
before the entrance. Gorilla position, Let's call it
53:01
gorilla position, because, you know, if we're doing wrestling
53:06
terminology, gorilla position, they're talking and gorilla
53:10
position. Don says that she's
53:11
uncomfortable, worried that people are going to freak out
53:14
and possibly put them on a watch list.
53:18
She's wondering where she was when Martin Luther King got
53:20
murdered and if Bill Cosby will get mad at them.
53:22
That is what those references, man.
53:28
Yeah, I don't think Bill Cosby, I don't think you're going to
53:31
care much about Bill Cosby, Stacy says Nobody will know that
53:35
it's them. It's what they're wearing
53:36
costumes. She says that it's not racist.
53:40
If the black girls came up with the idea for context on this, I
53:45
apologize. They are both wearing white
53:48
sheets on their bodies. So you know what comes up next?
53:51
Take a long guess what kind of costumes those are supposed to
53:54
be. White sheet on their bodies.
54:00
Don agrees that it's them. Stacy asks if he's ready, and
54:04
they agree that they are Both are.
54:07
They both Don white hood for the love of God.
54:11
Don curses back in the ring. Beirut beach fortune cookie to
54:15
light applause. Sam introduces Ethel and Edna
54:19
the beat down. Bitty, but no, no.
54:25
Instead they enter in their hoods shouting white power.
54:30
Good Lord, Keith said that it's not appropriate and they can't
54:34
come on wearing that. Everyone boos and Sam calls it
54:37
inappropriate. Social satire?
54:39
No, that's fucked up. Cherry and Tammy burst through
54:43
the door, Cherry saying that someone needs to teach a Casper
54:47
looking racist. It is a lesson, Tammy says, that
54:50
she may be a welfare queen, but she doesn't tolerate bigots.
54:55
The audience is into it. Cheering.
54:57
You have robbed A Satanist smiling and cheering.
55:02
Sam says that it's not a match for children, then backtracks,
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Rhonda looks uncomfortable, and Sheila consoles her.
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Sam says that it's not as bad as he thought, and it looks like
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the blacks have the upper hand. Did you really have to say that?
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response to emotional distress. She asked about her heart and he
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says that she's worried about it.
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She should give Weight Watchers a try.
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Fucking asshole. He walks.
59:42
Off and bash. Calls him a jerk.
59:44
She begs him to not tell anyone and ask what he would tell them.
59:48
Who isn't emotionally distressed.
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She says that this should be on in her DNA, but she didn't even
59:55
make it into the ring. He says that he gets it, that he
59:57
feels like he's disappointing a lot of the people right now.
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She tells him that everyone loves him, that he's like Santa
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Claus. He tells her that this.
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He tells her that his mom cut him off.
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She figured out how much money he was spending on the program.
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$600,000. Damn.
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between renting the motel, paying their salaries, and
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buying the gym. She's shocked that he bought the
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gym, and he calls it easier than trying to figure out all the
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paperwork. She asked that the show is off.
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He said that it's still on, that he just needs to figure out a
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couple of things. I'm thinking $600,000 isn't that
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bad right now. It's not that bad over the
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fucking 85. It's like, that's a lot of
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money. Back at the ring, Sam announces
1:00:52
the final match of the night. Ruth tells Debbie she's going to
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be great. Debbie nods and walks out as Sam
1:00:59
announces Liberty Bell. Sheila starts to play Exodus and
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Sam stops her like, stop. It looks like Sheila the actress
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was gonna break. She was about to laugh, like
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they're probably like recording the same scene over and over.
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And then he just finally tells her, stop it.
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You don't need to play it anymore.
1:01:24
Leave it alone. And it just caught her by
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surprise. And she's just like almost broke
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in that moment because you see her smile.
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Sheila never smiles. The crowd cheers about seeing
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her rap in the American flag. Debbie, chanting USAUSA Liberty
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Bell, tells the crowd that she like to call in the power of her
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three favorite Americans. Y'all ready for this?
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Y'all ready for this. Who her three favorite Americans
1:01:50
are Ronald Reagan, Larry Bird and Jesus Christ himself.
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Oh my God, Lord Jesus Christ himself, I'm not going to tell
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her. Sam introduces route straight
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from Moscow, the commissaries for the plugtariot, here to
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destroy our American way of life.
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The Cold War never looked hotter.
1:02:17
Zoya the Destroyer. She walks out playing a boombox
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with Russian music and everyone cheers and boos.
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Liberty Bell tells her that she's already lost, that
1:02:28
Americans will never give up their freedom.
1:02:31
Zoya calls her a capitalist pig. She will neuter everyone's pet
1:02:35
dogs and fill your swimming pools with borsch.
1:02:40
I just found out what borsch means.
1:02:41
She throws off her hat. Liberty Bell tells her to defect
1:02:45
or die. Zoya tells her to prepare
1:02:48
herself for mutually assured destruction.
1:02:52
Even now, I can't even do this fucking accent.
1:02:56
Keith tells him that he wants a good clean fight, but Zoya
1:02:59
fights dirty and the match begins.
1:03:01
The crowd jeers as Zoya pummels Liberty Bell.
1:03:05
Zoya says that it's sad what happened to Miss America.
1:03:09
Sam asked if this is bye bye Miss American Pie on the
1:03:14
speakers. Obviously, Keith says she's
1:03:17
doing great, asking if they know what happens next, because he
1:03:20
surely doesn't. Liberty Bell, covering at the
1:03:24
edge of the ring, says that she surround surrenders, asking if
1:03:28
they can talk this out like adults.
1:03:30
Zoya comes closer and she gets up and slams her.
1:03:33
She takes the upper hand now, pushing Zoya to the edge of the
1:03:36
ring. She asked, how do you spell
1:03:39
freedom? She runs the ropes three times,
1:03:42
spelling out US a She's knocked Zoya down with a clothesline and
1:03:49
stands in the corner of the ring.
1:03:53
She's going for the crossbody block that they practice.
1:03:56
The crowd shouts for her to jump.
1:03:58
Zoya calls her a stupid American Barbie.
1:04:00
However, Devi for it's Devi now. She she lost her train of
1:04:09
thought. She's become distracted.
1:04:12
She sees her husband, Mark watching from the audience,
1:04:16
Disappointed at her. She stepped down and the
1:04:20
audience jurors demanded that she gets back up.
1:04:23
Ruth notices Mark also, but continues to stay in character
1:04:26
as Zoya calling her a classic American, saying that she runs
1:04:31
away backstage. Mark says that what she's doing
1:04:37
is insane. Devi replies that it isn't.
1:04:40
It's a job, he He says that he won't talk to her, but she'll
1:04:44
talk to Ruth. You'll talk to Ruth, she says.
1:04:48
They're working together. He asks if they have some sort
1:04:51
of elaborate ploy. She tells him he sounds crazy
1:04:54
and he replies that she joined a wrestling TV show.
1:04:57
He says that you can take the girl out of the trailer park but
1:05:02
and stop himself. Not sure how to finish it, she
1:05:05
says it wasn't the trailer park, and he tells her that watching
1:05:08
her, he didn't even know who this woman was.
1:05:11
She asked how he even found her, and he explained that he
1:05:13
followed her parents when they dropped off Randy the week
1:05:16
before. She calls this being like a
1:05:18
stalker, and he said that it's like a man who's sick of
1:05:22
wondering where his wife and child are.
1:05:25
He says that the Russian guy at the desk was kind enough to
1:05:28
invite him to the live girl on Girl Wrestling Match, starring
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daytime television's former Laura Morgan.
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He says it's mind blowing that she put her name on this trash.
1:05:39
She curses him and starts to walk out, then tells him that he
1:05:43
always does this. Whatever success she has,
1:05:46
whatever she has built, he wants to tear her down.
1:05:49
He hands her divorce papers, telling her to get herself a
1:05:52
lawyer. She cries back in the ring.
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Zoya works the crowd, saying, then the Soviet Union.
1:06:00
They don't celebrate American's Thanksgiving.
1:06:03
They celebrate the feast of Lenin, thanking the rats for not
1:06:07
eating them. Rhonda as Britannica grabs the
1:06:11
microphone and starts singing her song from the videotape.
1:06:14
She steps into the ring and Zoya joins in the song.
1:06:17
The rest of the cast glow. The rest of the cast gets into
1:06:21
the ring and starts singing the song.
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Glow, glow. That's our name.
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Women's wrestling is our game. If we play rough, please don't
1:06:30
blame us. Our style is wild and you know
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you can't tame us. I I'll just give you the the
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audio clip right here. Exodus begins to play again, but
1:06:45
nobody is playing the keyboard as it's coming from the show
1:06:47
itself. The audience claps and starts
1:06:50
cheering along. They start singing along as
1:06:52
well. Sam smiles at the girls in the
1:06:54
ring, doing a job while down for the first event.
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Bash and Carmen return, bobbing their heads to the song.
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The audience cheers and applause as the song comes to a
1:07:04
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