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42: Tahir Was Late | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: First, the cowboy had this morning, I can't do this,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I can't do this?
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Is my two hours notice?
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: Because and she did it. It wasn't a two weeks.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: It was like I'm she did. She did. She did
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: two weeks right now.
• 0:23
  Speaker 4: But it was just like I'm not She was like, yeah,
• 0:26
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna you know, because obviously I'm.
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: Like, man, what we do? She was like, nah, man,
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing this type of work?
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: But what were you ask Give me an example?
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: Like what was like?
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: What's that she had to do?
• 0:38
  Speaker 4: She didn't even have to do like crazy stuff? I mean,
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: and this she wasn't even personally. She was like virtual
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: for like scheduling meetings and stuff and being on calls
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't feel like it was a
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: lot of work.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: So that's the quality of the work.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Ye say you quit your manager, they say.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: You don't have another.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: I can't schedule up a brisket meeting. I need to
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: start doing regular stuff. What are all these brisket meetups?
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: At three a m. Brisket meetings that day?
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: It's like a lubatids in the woods.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: How do we click into this? I haven't seen y'all
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: in weeks. How do we click into that? We haven't
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: even done nothing.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: A ritual, A bristual.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Was good.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Bring the brisket.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Is really good, hilarious.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Care if I have work tomorrow, I can't keep waking
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: up for this.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: Shut it in the Hawaiian rolls.
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: Just you.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: There's no one else. Do I need to schedule it?
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: My god, no one else shows up? Zoom meetings from reffence,
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: just in the woods. Bring the brisket.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know why she quit.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: She ain't got no regular meetings on the books. You
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: got my three am brisket.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Never mind the Google meets, just the Brisket Meats meets.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: All I did was compass. I got into assistance, Yes,
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: what happened to my old one? And said she quit?
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: And she quit the business, and that led to brisket Meats.
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: It was casual conversation.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: Briskett Lia just turned the thing on because she felt
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: the vibe of.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: Where this was going.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Secret barbecues. What's the password? I'm hungry. I would have
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: accepted any let's just get started.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: I want to any passwords. Whatever you said, I just
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: wanted to get this study.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: The answer was yes, I just I just want to
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: have the.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Brisket, like what menu was just a come on, man.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: It was portals, it was for lunch. I just was
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: come on, just left it up. I closed my to
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: do with that. I was sitting out.
• 3:21
  Speaker 5: He was watching port Porthos. That's the only meat pies
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: I want right now.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: These plants BBP, Big Black Portography.
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: The last guess is to hear for the people who
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: are on Patreon who are asking, but to.
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: Hear's not here. You want you want to know why
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: it's nine to eighteen.
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: First of all, Pat has been killing it on being
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: on punctuality. It was like nine oh one, which is
• 3:54
  Speaker 4: basically like eight forty five in his time. Lou was
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: on time to hear called me at eight fifty nine
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: with a fake I'm sick voice.
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: I'm tired. I mean I'm tired. Yeah, man, I'm so sorry.
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: I just wooked up. I was, I was, I was.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: I'm just so sorry. I didn't hear my alarm.
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: And then Pat and Lu tell me that he was
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: out partying with Stuart Little.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: His secret ram Nim.
• 4:22
  Speaker 5: The Hampsons from the key of commercial commercials all in
• 4:26
  Speaker 5: a hole in the wall like top of chik a
• 4:28
  Speaker 5: little hole in the talk.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: Tom was there for shows d J.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: Academic DJ academics with security, sitting on chairs, taking shots
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: at the trough fan well, little pepperoni table.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: Table, that little.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Table that's in the middle of the pizzas everybody gathered, all.
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: Drinking out a little thim little spitting in a cheese
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: chairman just turn around and eating it.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, there's nowhere else to sit. I gotta go.
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: So you have to hear what'll be here after he
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: licks himself clean.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: He's in a hamster wheel on the way here.
• 5:21
  Speaker 6: I'm like, you're not going anywhere, ship, not again, going.
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: Call it uber no man. Eventually this sea will go fast.
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: I can get it right on the cage.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: Not too much water droplets. Last night, I'm still hungover.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: Get drunk out of the party's crazy. Yeah, so I
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: tried to tell her shot a clock.
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's just gonna come in here with
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: his tail between his legs.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: I was in the wrong cage and got crazy. Last
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: Tom was out here, the big Oliver.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: I got here as soon as I can. Sorry, this
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: is from this morning, his last night.
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what he walked into.
• 6:47
  Speaker 7: Hey knew, oh woo, go woo.
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: He checked his pocket watch. Oh my god, only smokes.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: Its wagging my bill. This is gonna this is the
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: time is gonna work.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: I missed the train, he jumps on the back. I
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: missed the old the first thing smoking.
• 7:30
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I was sweating underneath this.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: Oh man, let me get a paper to.
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: Have you explained the hat yet to the people. A
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: couple of people already got it. A couple of people
• 7:42
  Speaker 5: already said something about it. My face hurt. I didn't
• 7:45
  Speaker 5: even get to say anything.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: This nigga went to the outback steakhouse once. Do you
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: have a souvenir shop?
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: You just had a steak. I'd like to remember this.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: We're in Los Angeles, though, I like a souvenir. Please
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: just took it off the taxi derby. I'm taking this
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: moose's hat, I said, I remembering this.
• 8:25
  Speaker 8: Figure, I said, I remembering this, But all the sauces
• 8:34
  Speaker 8: like Texas put me.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: On a hot sauce. Matter of fact, give me a
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: step to go. I want to keep remembering this. That
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: could have been the souvenir. Could have it.
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, it's hilarious.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: You're not back on another venue. Stop doing this thing.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Why are you about your own man? Most people have Google.
• 9:06
  Speaker 5: I have four, though I'd like to automatic come here
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: every time you boot it up every time, and every
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: time he goes.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Off, you would have to.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Go into the setting sea. I need porthos. That's my homepage.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: I want to launch off of that.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Every day.
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: I was trying to make sure y'all had job lunch.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: We did that already yesterday.
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: I closed my laptop. Man, come on, don't forget.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: To text me your flip flip it all me. Okay,
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: somebody said door dash on stage.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: Man, I never fell asleep with the time open.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: The only one you're.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: Gonna you gotta sleep up, seeming everywhere the hell happened
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: to Oh you said porn hub.
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: I was on port hubs. I was on pork Hub.
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: Just a whole bunch of gis and barbecueus.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Pastry.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Pork said salad. He had his cob. This is why
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I really got.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: It, he said pork club work Up's funny.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Work cub is actually funnier.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: Oh man, there's just a whole bunch of people barbecuing
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: with porn no sex. Yeah, these ribs are right up
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: at two eighty five.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just like BBQ. That's what I'm doing. Let's get
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: some pork belly backshots, going.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Slip those ribs.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Borgie is just the party, just waiting for the
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: food to be done, just reviews of food. Has it
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: done yet? No, I'm gonna be in the house.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: My god, my god.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: So you got stuff to talk about today on Portos
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: dot com.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: I gotta I got an episode.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: If you guys haven't watched the show before, this is
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: called I saw.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: This on the internet.
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: We're a group of comedian friends and I we talk
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: about all the crazy stories. I'm looking at the Patren's
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: media group of my comedian friends.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: I use the term lose uh and I we talked.
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: About the random stories that most of the time you
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: guys submit. You can submit those stories internet at Kevin
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: stage dot com. The only thing is that it needs
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: to be an old story. Okay, it can't be something
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: trending or anything like that. However, I just want to
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: say quickly, because we didn't cover this on the podcast,
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: and we never cover these, I just want to say
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Colin Kaepernick. I got a lot of respect for Colin Kaepernick,
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: but he wrote a letter to the Jets and was like,
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: can I be on the practice team, and I just
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: want to be like Colin. You know the Michael jacksonvian
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: where he's like put the gun down. I just wanted
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: to put the football down. I believe in him and
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: he's being blackballed and I get it, but they are not.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: It's over, But what about the whole Like, don't stop trying.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: Somebody tweeted that today, like, man, if Colin Kaepernick can't
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: give up, I should neither.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: But you're like both of you should be.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I'm on some fantasia. I don't want me, then don't
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: talk to me. Just leave it alone. This year after
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: year they're not letting him.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: What a better story? Well, how would you want your Wikipedia?
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: And I get it, and that.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Just like, well, yeah, what if next year is the year.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: They not letting him in? They already give him cash.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: He had the Netflix show every year they're not letting
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: him in.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Now this documentary happens where he makes it, They're gonna
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: cut to this and be.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Like black people didn't want him one. I wanted it
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: for him.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: I just don't think they're gonna let him come back
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: under any circumstances. Not because the more it's the real
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: reason they don't want to deal with him. They don't
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: want to deal with the media. They don't want to
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: deal with the stories. They don't want to deal with
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Black lives matter. They are the majority of white owners.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: What they'll say is it's a distraction. The truth is
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: he probably can still play. He's probably in great shape
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: because he hasn't played, doesn't have the wear and tear
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: in his body like other people have. He's probably better
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: than some quarterbacks in the NFL. There's no way everybody
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: in the HEET is better than him. However, I don't
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: think the NFL.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Is going to let him be.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: That's my personal I love how you put these shades
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: and hat on, and now you're talking sports.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: You've never talked about sports, But.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: I never don't don't be listening to him, so I
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: never have to talk about at home.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Like listen.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Talking to himself.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Won't let them go that.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: The hat makes a lot of sense, man.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: But I want him to think you know what I'm saying,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: like I want him to keep going. But I'd be embarrassed.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: And he had j Coles in the letter to the coach.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Why did he Why did he do that? Like that
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: was supposed to be a private letter.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Why did he put that on tweeted? I think I
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: saw other people tweeted.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: But how do they get it? That's crazy.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Who's leaking to?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Who's leaking to? Who tweeted it? I don't know, but
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: j Cole shared it. It's a J Cole shared.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: It and would be the person that gets.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Your because you know why you Cole holds out. Its
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: super racist. But I had.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Is mixed, like I'm mixed white man, get in here
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: talking about basketball.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: I think because people saw Jake Cole go to the league, like, oh,
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: this rapper actually played pro ball, like he knows some
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: things and got some pool.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Let me give it to j Cole maybe he could
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: help out.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's there's different outlets. I'm trying to
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: think who I would get. Well, I would have gave
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: it to a prominent football player.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: He can't help you.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Your Taylor Swift.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Enough of her.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I actually would rather hear from Chris Shawn and Blueface,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: And I.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Say that I want to say that Taylor Swift, don't us.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Swift didn't do anything, but the media is there's so
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: many media things with her and Travis Kelsey.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: The thing about just there. I know.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not even blaming her. This is her fans, plus
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: the media, Chasehan and Blue Face is mostly black.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: It's damn people, it's driving.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It's toll She did the game. Did you see that
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: baby with the head dangling in Walmart? That's crazy.
• 16:18
  Speaker 9: She was holding the.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Baby tis over the head of Walmart.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: This is this is not like that people, It was like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: this is this is like.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Was it like Michael Jackson with the blanket? It was
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: it was backwards, but the baby was just she was
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: just stressed out.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: It was like it was a it was a little
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: second that she was caught with a you know, we're
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: stressed out. Yeah, so, but we don't need to be
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: seeing that all the time. I would rather see Taylor
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Swift white.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: As hanging out with white people doing She just went
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: through the game and it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Was spiked sales four hundred percent for his jerseys.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Did you really? Yeah?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Just her being at theme.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: The thing is he has to marry her and be
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: with her forever or he's the lead.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Single on the next album.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: That's hard when before.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Man, but her fans, you think Nicki Minaj fans are bad.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: The Swifties, I pissed him off one time they came.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: There was in my mentions for weeks.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: She works seven hundred million, he better get her pregnanty.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Theoretically, if you make if you break Taylor Swift's heart
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: and she makes a good album, her fans should love you.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: No, they hate you. They turn on you. What do
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: you mean your news at that point they did. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Harry Styles Watermelon Sugar, high Boy Sugar, Hi, that's him
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: a song. I don't know what that I don't know
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: what that is. That song just reminds me of the airport.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: It is Big Gate twenty three.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: So many songs that I just hear in Delta and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, did you sign to the l a X.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Signed the lax Damn? There's what's that song?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I hear every plane?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Did you sign the la S record? You gonna have
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: you in Terminal one? Two three?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is a dream.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: And we expanded Tom Bradley International, You're not gonna be international.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: When people fly international, they gonna hear you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And I just got into the sky Club. I just
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: got a three sixty.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta pay everything back, but I got into the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: sky Club.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: The sky Club is really exclusive. Right now doing like
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: there's too many niggas in here. You don't spend seventy
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars, you can't come in here off more.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I wish I could remember the song.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: There's this one damn song by this dude, and I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: only hear it while I'm putting my bags in the overhead.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Jason song. I don't know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Really, Oh my god, you know you think you don't?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: You think you don't Immad you know this hey young.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Barbecue I'm talking about. He's so unapologetically cringe. And once
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: you go that far in the cringe, I now hate
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: watch and enjoy, you know what I mean? You go
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: so far bad entertaining. It's like too B movies.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: They are so bad so Crossington now just entertaining. He's
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: the two B movies off movies of influencers. That's like
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: he watches it and he's just like.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: If you if I can't stand the dudes that lick
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: their lips and wink their eyes and the camel, how.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Many times did you do that?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: You did that alone? Alone?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It's way worse when it's a group of them. You
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: ever see like like two three.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Or they'll be like they shirt off like and they
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: go like that and they start doing.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: The pointing and ship like do they all look at it,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: and was just like, I'm not sexy. Let's do it again, bro,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Why you wink when I w can't.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: We can't get your own side. Yea, on your own,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: wink on your own. It looks it looks forced. Now
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: we forcing winks. Let's do it again.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. No, that's so nasty. Some of them, some
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: of the prettiest girls be cringed too. But just know
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: what everybody's afraid to say it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Me and Tim were talking about that exact thing.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: It's He was like, this is this girl whose drawings
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: are awful and she got big from just posting like
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: thirst straps and people will be like, yeah, this drawing
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: is nice, and he said he'd be dying laughing, like all.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: You are is really have such a gift, Oh my god.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I mean it'd be a drawing of a cat that's
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: like circle, circle, triangle, triangle, dot dot whiskers, and they'd
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: be like, damn.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: You guys, get away with because attractive dude will still
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: have cringe cornball.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: But like if a girl's too pretty, it'll be hilarious.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: In the comments like they'll they'll like you can have
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: a horrible, horrible voice, and they'll.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Be like you should voice. You should definitely, But I
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: I see a lot of sexy us. Even this one
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: dude he was like, I don't know what nationality is.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, look, if you need a green card,
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: you to come on over. I signed up and mad
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Girls commented like yes, the girl me too. You want
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: to be a sister wife like like share, Like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite parts that you watch.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Where them niggas finally get that car. They turn on
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: that person. Oh my immediate.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: That's why. That's the point of the show is to
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: get a green car.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You get it, like, yeah, well, yes, that's not the point.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: That's not what they tell you.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The point is, technically, the point is to love. But men,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: don they be finding a woman that you come on?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: He's like, I love this girl so much America.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: You you ever seen they can't even speak the lot
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: you've seen the wild Muhammad was like a young, thirty
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: old Muslim dude who fell for this old, big, weird
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: looking Mississippi back bitch.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Mississippi Back is crazy.
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: A perfect state for that in no other state works
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: as good as Mississippi.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Mississippi back is crazy.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: New Hampshire back doesn't make any Montana back makes sense.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: You got a Montana back. Back down, You got a
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: big white back.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Mississippi. Alabama back might work.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Alabama back is fun. Alabama back my favorite.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: You mek Alabama.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: It's like a great It's like a drum roll you
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Alabama back, bitch.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Alabama back barbecue brisket eating bitch. Elevanta might be my favorite.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you, you got it?
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Where you know what the cat back that's over that
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: little wheel, well well, well.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Let me just say this.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I am genuinely sorry for all you all. This is
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: not my characters. When I woke up, start again. Now
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: you gotta shut that back. You can't be shorry. That's
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: how you know, you CA's how you know genuinely. Sor
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: said so.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Many times here welcome.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: He was like, ro let me grab a pellet to go.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: I woke up at nine o'clock and I was like, fuck,
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: I wasn't at home.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: I was coming from downtown. Everything that could have went, man,
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: you went last night. Man, it was sir, Olympics. All
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: my cousins came over and we watched it together. It
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: was a whole thing.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: I mean we already did it earlier, wasted on catnipt,
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: the hands and catnip.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: The alarm was going off by ship.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I'm loving it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I was not loving it. Funny along.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Why everybody taking it?
• 24:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm loving it too, Okay that man, But seriously,
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: I do want to apologize to all of y'all. I
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: hate tardiness and I hate making people wait on me,
• 25:06
  Speaker 11: So I apologize genially.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: We didn't wait on you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You seem sorry are you would never be late care
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and was here within five minutes.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: It was like nine o two and nine o three. Bro.
• 25:18
  Speaker 11: When I tell you, I've said fuck so many times
• 25:21
  Speaker 11: this morning, I just scream like I had to leave
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: my clothes at the hotel.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't even pack.
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: I just left my stuff there and I told the
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: front desk I would pay them if they packed my
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: ship up.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: So it was just a little tie what.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You couldn't take this? I mean, yeah, we swept up
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the witches. You were fired for the kid I got
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: to do. Just put it in the kid. When I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: get back, I switched cards a little.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: And a little. The front death Fresson was just like
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: a right, let me just put it. I'll put it
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: There was a stack of daphins and some suspenders. I
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: think that's what he was talking about. You both, you're both.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It was actually it was an astute an assortment of
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: bus just beat ups. Man oh man, all right?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Were you speaking into hermobile? Down?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I was going so fast I did ninety. When you parked,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: everything fell off.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Maybe just ran here with a saddalog.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I late.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Up up, Let me get the water first. I was
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: late man, very late, very late. Bro.
• 27:07
  Speaker 11: There's nothing I could do about it. I will never
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: be able to apologize enough. I was just I was late, bro.
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: I'm shamed.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: That's how I service dogs. It's sad gate l a X.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Right now, What am I gonna do during?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Take off.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: My stuffed animal?
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: So we'll start the real episode next because I want
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to take this hat off.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It's hot. This room generates too much now in this
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: room is generate too much eat.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: So anyway, generally on this show, we talk about stuff,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: and we're gonna talk about this, y'all gonna y'all gonna
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: crack about this next topic. But y'all will see it
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: in three weeks if you're not a Ratreon, so uh
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: submit topics the Internet count on stage, but this group
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: you might get one, one and a half. You ain't
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: gonna get three. Yeah, so God bless you. Gotta keep
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: you see at a conference.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Oh Man thirty minutes