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OUTRO: Wees Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticks off for raw targets four
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  Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on radio, heard care.
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  Speaker 1: Get Ak Oh you know, but of this, but of
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  Speaker 1: that beautiful day again.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, I feel like it's springing
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  Speaker 3: sprung Jayson. It was only it was this time last
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  Speaker 3: week you were saying it was going to be raining
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  Speaker 3: for the entire summer. Yes, how does that feel now?
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  Speaker 3: In hindsight it feels like an over extra.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, it isn't summer yet, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be surprised if it does spring, knowing your luck, knowing
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  Speaker 1: my lund maybe, But no, it's been great.
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  Speaker 3: I think will only be ship whenever you booked to
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  Speaker 3: go to the beach. I think that is the rule.
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  Speaker 1: We've actually had a really good run at the Batch. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: to be fair, it's been really good, even even during
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  Speaker 1: winter when we've gone, it's been like beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Now that I've given up drinking for the rest of
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  Speaker 3: the year, I think it's time for me to start
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  Speaker 3: drinking again because it's bloody beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Well it seems waiste not to How are you going
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  Speaker 1: keezy keys.
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  Speaker 4: Biting is really great if you're wet ass.
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  Speaker 2: Though, how did that happen? Key?
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  Speaker 4: I was sitting on the couch and I forgot that
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  Speaker 4: I had a glass of water resting next to me,
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  Speaker 4: and someone had a shot on the old golf simulator
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  Speaker 4: in there that we're doing with the A C C
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  Speaker 4: and almost went in. I went yay, and then it
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  Speaker 4: tipped all over my butt. And I've got gray pants on,
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  Speaker 4: so it looks like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good.
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  Speaker 1: It looks a little like your shit yourself.
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  Speaker 4: A halfred percent. I think you got a real kick
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  Speaker 4: out of it, which I'm happy with.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, feeling good at the moment. Itchy, I've got.
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  Speaker 4: Tag but togs but yeah that what's that about?
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  Speaker 3: But I hate that I asked about tog it yees
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  Speaker 3: didn't really have a good answer.
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  Speaker 4: That's bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's into The information around that is.
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  Speaker 1: That when you get like when you're on the beach
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and you go for a swim and you
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  Speaker 1: get the old sand, no swim.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just weir and as it's drying, before it's dried,
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  Speaker 3: you just around you can you can itchy ass, right, Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Just the yeah, it must be cha. I've a different
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  Speaker 3: thing then, Oh yeah, right, you've got worms.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be it. Because I was dragging my assle
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  Speaker 4: on the carpet for a bit there in the house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a dog, like a dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, because I've certainly had. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the beach and you go for a swimming
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  Speaker 1: and you're sit in the sand or even on your towel,
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  Speaker 1: you end up with, you know, a culmination of sand
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  Speaker 1: around the testes and anus, yes, which I've always found uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like it? Do you like the ruffage?
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  Speaker 2: I do. I don't mind it.
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  Speaker 4: Exfoliating, afoliate. It leaves you looking brand new down there.
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  Speaker 1: Man, have you ever thought about bleaching your anus?
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I don't know what my anis looks like.
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  Speaker 3: He never met it, never met it, never seen it,
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  Speaker 3: never looked at in the ikzy, never stirred it down.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, I've been curious about your ainus.
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  Speaker 2: Look. I am slightly.
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  Speaker 3: I did have a thing where I thought i'd quite
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  Speaker 3: that start videotaping when I rap ass like recording it.
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  Speaker 3: We were going to do that to see what the
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  Speaker 3: anos looks like.
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  Speaker 1: The actual aness.
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  Speaker 3: The actual anus right to see what it looks like
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  Speaker 3: when it's doing fats. That's that's curious to me. Seen
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  Speaker 3: like the balloon thing I reckon when you out all
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  Speaker 3: the year my inner because I worked in TV for
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  Speaker 3: a long time. The perfect way to shoot that would
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  Speaker 3: be you get someone like Pugs, yeah, or maybe Jace
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  Speaker 3: to put a head mounted GoPro on and then just
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  Speaker 3: sort of crouched down behind you and so.
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  Speaker 2: I would just squat over Jason's head. That's right, it
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  Speaker 2: needs to be head mounted.
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  Speaker 1: My instinct on that is that the sphincter is quite tight,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't imagine it would be there would be
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  Speaker 1: much movement unless you're really ripping ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's where I want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: My sphincter is very tight.
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  Speaker 2: So you know that one you.
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  Speaker 3: Do in the morning, Jays the morning, that's the one
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  Speaker 3: that's the one that I want to be recording.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a bit of a longer effort, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: So what time do you get up normal? Because we'll
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  Speaker 4: see Jays frond with the go that works for me.
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  Speaker 1: I always struggle to disguise that one too, because often
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  Speaker 1: my wife still in being and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be ripping ass. You know what, you know what I do,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. What I do, honestly
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  Speaker 1: is I flush the toilet before I've finished and hold
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  Speaker 1: it down for ages so that the flash keeps going.
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  Speaker 4: And then rappers, you guys do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not disgusting. It's what's disgusting is my wife
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  Speaker 1: lying in bed hearing me ripping ass and the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: So this is an on sweite you're talking about, right,
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  Speaker 4: Yes see, that's the issue is the hall.
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  Speaker 1: If I do go down the hall for my first
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  Speaker 1: blue you know, my first poos or my only poos
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  Speaker 1: as it turns out. But I my first whee of
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  Speaker 1: the day is always in the end suite. I suppose
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  Speaker 1: I could, actually I should actually just go to the
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  Speaker 1: spear bog.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can do anything you want, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's my house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean our house is not just I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: I average of my wheeze these days are sitting down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm much much higher at home. No, No, I mean
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  Speaker 3: I'm you know, it used to be one hundred percent standing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm way way low now. The other thing that I've
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  Speaker 3: got is I find and I don't know if this
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  Speaker 3: is a foreskin related issue that I've got here, guys,
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  Speaker 3: but as you I've got a beautiful cock. Sure you do, man, Yeah, okay, man.
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  Speaker 3: When I stopped right at the end of there, here's
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  Speaker 3: the habit of dribbling back, so going on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, So I just think I can't be
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  Speaker 3: bother cleaning that. So I just blame it on, you know,
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  Speaker 3: my daughter or whatever. But that's why I sit down,
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  Speaker 3: because of your leaky phuttos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it just does that little bit of.
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  Speaker 3: A right all over the floor.
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  Speaker 1: And often as you get older too, you know what
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  Speaker 1: happens is you don't feel like you've completely got all
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  Speaker 1: the wheeze out really at that point, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel that, but apparently that's one of the things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling like you never quite evacuated all the urine.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yes, yeah, it feels like I've had periods of
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  Speaker 3: feeling like that, periods of having like the old what
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  Speaker 3: do they call it there, saw procato yeah socados really yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and it just goes away for half a day or what.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you should just get a knitting needle when
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  Speaker 1: I get that down there you read, and.
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  Speaker 2: Just just one of those bottle cleaners.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the little yeah, that's the brush. You know what
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  Speaker 4: you should do, Maggie is is when you are standing
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  Speaker 4: to do wheeze, just move close to the toilet and
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  Speaker 4: sort of straddle it.
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  Speaker 2: Almost you've done that to test it.
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  Speaker 4: And you're pointing straight down with your penis.
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  Speaker 3: Because the thing about it is I never see it.
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  Speaker 3: I never see it happening right, And then I step
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  Speaker 3: back and I remember there being like heap some over
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  Speaker 3: the floor when I came in here, and so then
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  Speaker 3: I do that straddle thing and it works, and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: do sit down. But seriously, like people are.
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  Speaker 2: To blame it on someone in the house, but I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Blokes that are listening try to sit down whee because
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  Speaker 4: you just go, ah, you just chill.
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  Speaker 2: For a bit, Yeah, get on your phone.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I generally still stand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your old schools though, but you know, like
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  Speaker 3: you find it had to stand up again and exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And at night, of course, I sat because it's dark
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  Speaker 1: and you know, you don't want to be winging all
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  Speaker 1: over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I'll set, but
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  Speaker 1: generally I'll stand and do wheeze.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what the best weeeze you can do
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  Speaker 4: is when it's like you're at a let's say you're
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  Speaker 4: at a bar or maybe not a bar party and
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  Speaker 4: you drinking.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not drinking at the moment, and I'm not drinking
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  Speaker 3: for the rest of you. Yeah, cool man, ture not.
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  Speaker 4: And you go outside at like ten o'clock or eleven.
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  Speaker 4: You look up and the stars are just out. It's
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  Speaker 4: beautiful us to if you don't wheeze like that, you're
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  Speaker 4: just looking up at the sky going.
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  Speaker 1: I do wheeze in my garden all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and during the day.
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  Speaker 4: One of the best ones I ever did was when
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  Speaker 4: I was down in Geraldine a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 4: playing a golf tournament and it was that Aurora Australis
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  Speaker 4: was happening, and I went outside and I didn't know
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  Speaker 4: what was happening, and I was doing wheeze. I looked
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  Speaker 4: up at the stars and it was Aurora Australis. I
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  Speaker 4: was like, this maybe be the best pest of my life.
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  Speaker 4: And you fuck, it was good.
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  Speaker 1: You've always got that Wii that you like at the
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  Speaker 1: golf club too.
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  Speaker 4: The one on the corner there. Yeah, have you ever
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  Speaker 4: tried it?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 1: No, because you take that corner and I often will
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  Speaker 1: go to the side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you do.
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  Speaker 1: What it is, Mogi is it's like a little ledge
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  Speaker 1: and it looks out across the way rangers. It's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful sight.
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  Speaker 4: And if I've timed it right enough, hydrated enough, I
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  Speaker 4: will need to go wheeze by the time I get
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  Speaker 4: to that whole.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it is too wheezy. A fucking rules.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Just to note that my daughter's in the room and
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  Speaker 3: your language on this podcast has been absolutely horrendous, shocking,
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  Speaker 3: hasn't she shot her? She's listening live those headphones that
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  Speaker 3: she's got on podcas. Yeah, yeah, she's learning radio. She's
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  Speaker 3: here as a deady day school, you know, go to
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  Speaker 3: go to dad's work and find it was what he
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  Speaker 3: gets up to, you know, backbone backbone feedback on it.
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  Speaker 2: She she isn't gonna be any This is day one.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It goes for the roots of the week, though, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what can you fucking do?
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  Speaker 4: Still in about forty seconds, guys, we've been going forever.
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  Speaker 2: Men, now are you.
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  Speaker 1: Living fifteen the front kesy geez.
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  Speaker 4: I can just fill it with that mentioned my esthma
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  Speaker 4: if you want. It should get us over the line.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Big show Man four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 4: on radio Hadarchy.
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  Speaker 2: It's good.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to ask about your ex me in
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  Speaker 1: the summer period.
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  Speaker 4: Totally fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's dry.
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  Speaker 4: No, actually you traditionally it would be worse if I
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  Speaker 4: actually had xmer like I used to when I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid. But no, it could as gold because I
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  Speaker 4: don't sweet very much.
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  Speaker 2: I like you. What's that? Then you're asking, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, wheeze, hey, listen to the Big Show. If you
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  Speaker 4: already said that, bute
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  Speaker 3: M