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- 0:00Do you know the sex of the baby or not this?
- 0:01Would be too wholesome. I need to share it in a really
- 0:03disgusting manner. She's committed to the bit.
- 0:05She really is. I'm inviting the public to turn
- 0:07my baby shower into a golden shower.
- 0:10See, now I'm uncomfortable. This is your child.
- 0:12Again, my body. This is what I'm choosing.
- 0:14Another body as well. See, this is where I think she's
- 0:17officially gone too far. The bit's no longer funny.
- 0:19This. Is what happens with rage bait
- 0:20content it always gets. It's like edgy edgy edgy.
- 0:23Too far. Turning your baby shower into a
- 0:26golden shower where men on you and a.
- 0:30Event they're going to live a very happy long life.
- 0:32If I have children, they'll be able to get good healthcare and
- 0:35what more can you ask for? But healthcare won't solve a
- 0:38broken neck from or A to the face.
- 0:45Hey everybody, welcome back to Normal Gaze, where we take on
- 0:48insanity. I'm Brad Palumbo here with
- 0:49Clarkson. What's up guys?
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- 1:09I'm going to say. He wasn't ready for how X-rated
- 1:12the content. I showed 'cause I planned the
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- 1:35Anyway, now we're going to talk about.
- 1:37Bonnie because. We're just keeping it wholesome
- 1:40on this podcast. We really need to put a content
- 1:42warning on every freaking episode.
- 1:44This is. Just a week of disappointment
- 1:46for me. That last episode traumatized me
- 1:47and now I'm going to have to talk bad about Bonnie, your girl
- 1:50I know. Do you still want her to have
- 1:51your baby even though she might have men pee on it?
- 1:54Just get to the episode. I'll make that decision later.
- 1:58So the context here is Bonnie Blue did a radio interview with
- 2:03LBC in Britain. I think it's leading.
- 2:06Britain's large black. Sorry.
- 2:10Sorry, she's that would just be a day that ends in why for her.
- 2:13So The thing is, she actually has to all these men with very
- 2:17she talks about I this is the kind of journalism.
- 2:19She like I know she likes to do it with men who have small
- 2:21wieners and. Just average.
- 2:24Because she wants them to feel good about themselves.
- 2:26I watched the full 30 minutes. She's such a nice lady.
- 2:28Well, but then. I know, I know, I can't even
- 2:31keep my bit up with this. Because it's not cool, but I
- 2:34watched This is the journalism that I do.
- 2:37I hope you're proud of me, mom. I watched the full.
- 2:41If you're watching Mama Palumbo. Don't watch the members, only
- 2:44this. Week don't watch the members
- 2:45only and don't watch this episode.
- 2:47This one is this one's fine I guess.
- 2:48Because we're not going. To show it.
- 2:50Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine.
- 2:52But yeah, no. So I watched the full 30 minute
- 2:54episode in conversation with Bonnie Blue on LBC this morning.
- 2:57I did watch on double speed, but most of it was actually
- 2:59interesting and I can't say it was normal, but you know what I
- 3:03mean? It wasn't didn't cross too many
- 3:04lines. Here's this first part and then
- 3:06we're going to get into the problematic part of this, but
- 3:10this first clip is, I think, just them talking about her
- 3:12pregnancy. Let's listen.
- 3:14Thank you for joining us and congratulations on the pregnancy
- 3:16and the baby. I know, thank.
- 3:17You can I ask how far down you are?
- 3:20Far enough to know the baby's healthy and I'm doing fine.
- 3:22Good. Do you know the sex of the baby
- 3:24or not? I do.
- 3:25You're not sharing it. Not yet.
- 3:26OK. This would be too wholesome.
- 3:28I need to share it in a really disgusting manner, OK?
- 3:34She looks so pretty. I know she really has a
- 3:36pregnancy glow and This is why it's hurting me so much because
- 3:39I'm like. But I thought that was like,
- 3:42this is funny, Bonnie. Blue This is making me feel
- 3:44better from watching I cross because she's very pretty.
- 3:47Yeah, yeah, stop mentioning him. Sorry.
- 3:51I'm even. I'm getting grossed out.
- 3:52Yeah, but no, I this I with this to me was actually funny, which
- 3:56is like, I can't reveal the gender because I have to think
- 3:58of a disgusting way to reveal it.
- 4:00Like girl. She's committed to the bit.
- 4:02She really is. And I think I think we may
- 4:05actually be able to interview her soon hopefully.
- 4:08And we'll have to talk about this next thing.
- 4:11And I'll have to be like, girl, you went too far.
- 4:13Play the movie, yeah. OK, so this is a clip where I
- 4:17think she took the bit a little too far.
- 4:19Guys, unfortunately, because this is actually Yikes, let's
- 4:23watch. Can I ask where the pregnancy
- 4:25though has changed your attitude to the work that you do?
- 4:28No, I mean, I've been, it's been hard.
- 4:31Like I've not found pregnancy easy.
- 4:32Like morning sickness is well and truly throughout the whole
- 4:35day. And it's not just been in my
- 4:36first trimester, but in terms of me wanting to continue filming,
- 4:41that hasn't stopped or it hasn't slowed me down.
- 4:43Surely it must change the kind of things you do that rules out
- 4:47certain stunts. I would hope.
- 4:49Maybe you want to be more careful in certain elements, but
- 4:52it has not stopped what I'm doing or me wanting to invite
- 4:55the public. People might hear you say that
- 4:58and think, oh hang on, but you're pregnant.
- 5:02Does this stuff not stop for anything?
- 5:03You're pregnant. I mean, a lot of people, I've
- 5:05been posting clips recently of me having intercourse while I
- 5:08was pregnant, and they're like, Oh my God, you can't do that.
- 5:10I think, yeah, I think to most people shocks whether women want
- 5:13to say you can or can't have it, you can like it, It is OK and
- 5:16it's healthy. And to me, having with one
- 5:19person for six hours or a large group of men for six hours is
- 5:23the same thing to me, just different shapes and sizes.
- 5:26Oh wait, so I'm sorry I lied. We the third clip is the really
- 5:30disturbing it. Is different shapes and sizes.
- 5:32The logic is there. Well, I she's not wrong.
- 5:36You can have sex while pregnant, but I don't think anybody
- 5:39disputes that. But there's a big difference
- 5:41between having sex and having gang bangs that you're open to
- 5:44the public. There's a kid involved now, like
- 5:50they're going to like when your mom was pregnant with you, she
- 5:53was getting gang banged. Imagine you grow up and you go
- 5:56back and your friends are able to look up videos of you in
- 6:00utero getting gang banged. God gave me that mother.
- 6:03I throw up every day. I don't know how.
- 6:05I'm really conflicted right now. Bonnie.
- 6:07Why do you do this to me, Todd? It's actually.
- 6:11Trash. Now she's got a kid involved.
- 6:12I really thought she was faking her pregnancy.
- 6:14I think it's real. I mean, no, it's definitely
- 6:16real. Now you can see the belly.
- 6:18It's I don't understand that. Did that happen on purpose or by
- 6:20accident you think? What?
- 6:22Her getting pregnant? I thought that she was
- 6:23infertile. I did too.
- 6:25That's why she went into this work.
- 6:27I don't know. I don't know what to believe
- 6:29with Bonnie. No, I don't either.
- 6:31But I can still fix her. You you have to get involved
- 6:35before her baby shower. I'll take the child and I will
- 6:38raise it correctly and then we will go to you need to.
- 6:42We'll fix Bonnie. Your intervention with Bonnie
- 6:45needs to occur before the data for planned baby shower and when
- 6:48we watch this clip you will understand why.
- 6:50I'm inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden
- 6:53shower. Oh my God, I'm uncomfortable.
- 6:56I haven't been uncomfortable at all in our conversation, and
- 6:58you're delightful to me. Valid.
- 7:01Now I'm uncomfortable. This is your baby.
- 7:03This is your child. Yeah, again, my body.
- 7:07This is what I'm choosing. Another body as well.
- 7:10When are you have when you have with them?
- 7:12Again, it goes back to whether you're having sex with one
- 7:14person, which most people do throughout their pregnancy, or a
- 7:18group of different people of different size because it's the
- 7:20same thing. Like if you couldn't have sex
- 7:22during pregnancy, I would not have sex.
- 7:25But you can have sex, so I will have sex.
- 7:28I I'm not worried about you having in pregnancy, I just
- 7:31think turning a baby shower. Or do you regard it as a fake
- 7:34baby shower? Yeah, it's like a fake baby
- 7:36shower. I won't be inviting my family.
- 7:38Your baby's with you of. Course with the baby's with me
- 7:40for the whole 910 months so. Just make it a.
- 7:44Event because I'm pregnant. Pregnancy is a big tissue for a
- 7:48lot of people and yeah, who knows, I might only be pregnant
- 7:51once, so I'm going to make the most of it.
- 7:53See, this is where I think she's officially gone too far and the
- 7:56bit's no longer funny. It's actually like.
- 7:58Well this is what happens with rage bait content it always
- 8:01gets. It's like edgy edgy edgy too far
- 8:03right edgy edgy edgy. Turning your baby shower into a
- 8:06golden shower where men pee on you and they event.
- 8:11Even if it and it's just because it's like part of your like,
- 8:14it's still your baby's baby. Shower and you're appealing to
- 8:18people who have a related interest to babies.
- 8:23Bonnie, baby, come home. I don't understand this.
- 8:27We can fix this your loss. Well, the the good news is it
- 8:30hasn't happened yet, so it's not too late.
- 8:32I know. And The thing is, is I don't
- 8:33know if she's actually going to do it.
- 8:35A lot of these things she doesn't do and she just raises
- 8:38because she wants the interview to go viral to give her more
- 8:41traction or whatever. But but this it is, it's just
- 8:45like there is a line that you should draw.
- 8:47And I hate to say it like, I mean, freedom of speech,
- 8:50whatever, you can say whatever you want, but like, I don't
- 8:53know, this is just gross. Involving the baby makes it.
- 8:57I can't even like I would, I was going to make a lot of like
- 8:59jokes about Bond. Kind of like.
- 9:01Rage bait this episode but I can't even do it because it's
- 9:04like there's a child. I hope she thought like just
- 9:07thought this was just memes and this all the backlash will
- 9:09realize I'm not actually going to do this.
- 9:11Yeah, I hope so, because if not like.
- 9:14I don't think, I don't know, she could be like a sociopath and
- 9:17have like no or a psychopath and have like no.
- 9:19Which one is it socio or or psycho doctor or you have like
- 9:23no remorse for anything that you do?
- 9:26You said sociopath. Sociopath.
- 9:28She could be 1. But maybe the public backlash
- 9:30will be enough that she won't do it just out of her own
- 9:32self-interest. I I think that would only
- 9:34motivate her to do more. At another point in the
- 9:37interview that I didn't clip, the the host asked her if she's
- 9:40worried about having her baby taken away by the state.
- 9:43She's like, no, I'm not. Social media is not real life.
- 9:45And it's like, I don't know. I mean, it kind of is if you if
- 9:51she actually goes through with it then.
- 9:54Maybe I mean just rage debating about on an interview is not
- 9:57going to get your baby taken away, but if you actually I
- 10:00guess I have no idea what their laws are, but it seems to me
- 10:02like the type of thing that could actually trigger an
- 10:04investigation. Or they might write a law called
- 10:07the Bonnie Blue Law. Yeah, like Saudi Arabia did that
- 10:10when Cristiano Ronaldo went to Saudi Arabia to play soccer,
- 10:14they had to make a new law specifically for him so his
- 10:17girlfriend could live with him because they're not married.
- 10:20No way. Yeah, Correct.
- 10:21Yes. And so it was like the Cristiano
- 10:24Ronaldo law, they're going to need a Bonnie Blue law that you
- 10:27you may not host your golden showers while pregnant.
- 10:30I mean, I would support that. I don't know what I would do
- 10:33with her in Clarkistan. I think I would bring her
- 10:35captive as prisoner and have like daily teachings on how to
- 10:39become better. I mean, she's.
- 10:42Already between obviously, but. You said like Queen is going to
- 10:45be a captive, correct? I mean, most Queens are.
- 10:48Most women are in their marriages anyways.
- 10:53So yeah, dystopia for some utopia.
- 10:56Utopia for most. But that's like not even
- 10:58accurate though that slogan because most are not going to
- 11:02pass the Clark stand test. They will if they get.
- 11:05Their surgery, well, we got a lot of comments about that, so
- 11:07we'll go to that after I play one final Bonnie Blue clip, and
- 11:10this is an older clip. This is crushing my my heart is
- 11:13breaking. This one is just funny though.
- 11:15OK, it's though like trigger warning this.
- 11:18So is Bonnie Blue? Oh, sorry.
- 11:22This one is from Matan's show, which I I would love for us to
- 11:26actually try to go on, but he's like this crazy dude.
- 11:28You've probably seen clips of him, but he like trolls and does
- 11:31a bit in a character and he had Bonnie Blue on and this is what
- 11:34he said to her. Listen to this.
- 11:36What do you think will be the average lifespan of your
- 11:38children 1213 years old? No, a lot older.
- 11:41I think they're going to live a very happy, long life.
- 11:44If I have children, they'll be able to get good health care.
- 11:46And what more can you ask for? But healthcare won't solve a
- 11:49broken neck from self or a shotgun to the face.
- 11:58What did she say? I don't know that clip ends
- 12:01there. Oh, because I don't think she
- 12:04probably just rage baited back. Oh, she did that whole
- 12:06interview. She doesn't give a.
- 12:07She was unfazed. But I'm like, that is a
- 12:09diabolical. I wish I I do envy how unfazed
- 12:13she is at everything. Unbothered.
- 12:15Like entirely I because I get triggered I turn into a tomato.
- 12:18But Bonnie's just doesn't give AI.
- 12:22Don't know how she does it. Maybe she's on a bunch of
- 12:23antidepressants. I think she's probably is a
- 12:25sociopath but that one, as up as it was, was funny.
- 12:31But it also did get at a grain of truth that I do think people
- 12:34who do this only fan stuff, especially women because society
- 12:37does judge them harsher than men for related stuff, should think
- 12:42about. Your kids are going to see this,
- 12:44their classmates are going to bully them about it.
- 12:46It's like it is what it is. But especially in the case of
- 12:49Bonnie Blue. Imagine being a 7th grade boy
- 12:51and your mom is Bonnie Blue and your classmates have.
- 12:54To homeschool her kids. It's like.
- 12:57Like I I don't see any other option.
- 13:00It's rough. I anyway, it's I guess just the
- 13:03consequences of her choices, but it's it's a joke, but.
- 13:08Now I do think that like, you should raise your kids to be
- 13:11resilient in the face of bullying and blah blah blah
- 13:13blah, but like, there's a line that gets crossed when your
- 13:16decisions as an adult start to really inflict harm on your
- 13:19kids, even if it's done by other people.
- 13:22I agree, whatever. All right, what we're going to
- 13:25do now instead of reading member comments for once, we're going
- 13:28to be generous and read comments from non members because we did
- 13:32post multiple Clarkistan memes and the people had things to say
- 13:36about it. I thought it was.
- 13:37Funny these memes. You guys did me so dirty.
- 13:40That's why I love it and I support.
- 13:42Them so dirty. I was in the club this weekend
- 13:45and I don't we were like dancing whatever.
- 13:47I was messed up and I I don't know why.
- 13:50I think I got a notification on my phone because I followed the
- 13:52Reddit thread and I'm like what is this and I literally pull it
- 13:56up and. We'll put it on screen.
- 13:59We're like, I was like, look at this.
- 14:00And he thought it was so funny. He thought it was a real flag.
- 14:03Clark the the flag says Clark a stand.
- 14:05Dystopia for some, utopia for most.
- 14:07If you're hot but utopia is spelled wrong, it is spelled
- 14:10wrong. Then they put the a very cheesy
- 14:12photo of you. Where they like made the skin
- 14:15look extremely discoloured, well.
- 14:17AI just does that. I don't think this is AI.
- 14:20Is this AI? It might be AII.
- 14:21Think yes, I think it's AII. Don't know how I feel about
- 14:24those colours. Oh that's true.
- 14:26It's not a very pretty flag like the colours.
- 14:29I feel like we need light blue and white.
- 14:32Yeah, that's 'cause those are my two favorite colors.
- 14:34Light blue, white and a little bit of like gold.
- 14:37You guys redo it light blue, white and a little bit of like a
- 14:40gold, I don't know, a star or like a something there gold from
- 14:44gold plating around it. I don't know.
- 14:47But I posted this on our YouTube community got 2000 likes
- 14:51because. Everybody wants to live in
- 14:52Clarkistan. But the comments were kind of
- 14:54funny. Do you want to read the
- 14:56comments, Mr. Producer? OK, the first one is I'm
- 14:58overweight. I don't know if I'm allowed in
- 15:01crying face emotion. You're allowed in, but you're
- 15:03going to have to be in camps for a bit.
- 15:05Excuse me, what happens in the camps?
- 15:07They it's like the biggest loser, kind of.
- 15:09Jillian Michaels is there and. No, but we do it with the help
- 15:12of GLPS, so it's it's really not that hard.
- 15:15You're only briefly interned in the.
- 15:18Yeah, no, we don't hate fat people in Clarkistan.
- 15:21We just. Help them whether they want it
- 15:23or not. Correct.
- 15:24It's just by force, OK, But then when you go through your
- 15:29transformation, you're going to feel so much better.
- 15:31And since we give you GLPS, you don't have to do this whole
- 15:34like, oh, I need to learn discipline.
- 15:36Like we don't give a if you have discipline or not, just take the
- 15:39drugs and then you're fine. That's great.
- 15:42Yeah, OK. Somebody on Reddit did this and
- 15:44they did Clark hella dirty. You think?
- 15:46Yeah, you guys did. The next one's worse.
- 15:49I know I had. Don't get me started.
- 15:51We'll get to. It I'm moving there because
- 15:53Clark will mandate me to be hot, I'm in for the state funded glow
- 15:57up, Yeah. OK but y'all realize you could
- 15:59just do it now right? No, because they have to pay for
- 16:02it. Clarkistan pays for it.
- 16:06Oh wait, with who? Clarkston's a socialist.
- 16:08Beauty, yes, beauty actually sells very well in this world,
- 16:13so. You're going to have what, an
- 16:14only fans tax? No, I'm sure places like an only
- 16:17fans tax, No, I mean, our tax rate is pretty good, but we just
- 16:20don't have a really big defense budget and we don't have free
- 16:23health care. We have free plastic surgery,
- 16:26but not free health. Care you have to pay.
- 16:28For no, because we want the health care to be very
- 16:30capitalist. But yeah, places like Saudi
- 16:33Arabia and all of those other countries that like fly very
- 16:37pretty people out for their events.
- 16:40And just like all the very rich people, the oil companies, they
- 16:43all like give us so much money because we our biggest export is
- 16:46hot people. So basically it's kind of like
- 16:49human trafficking, but everybody wants to be a part of it.
- 16:52Except the people in the fat and tournament.
- 16:54Camp and our tourism is crazy. It's like Thailand is going to
- 16:57be maybe some Thailand is going to be off like the map.
- 17:01They're not going to make any money anymore because Clarkistan
- 17:03is bringing everybody in it, especially the middle-aged white
- 17:06man. But then they come in sometimes
- 17:08and they don't look the part, and then everybody else is like
- 17:12honey. And they get deported.
- 17:14Correct. If they don't get with it quick.
- 17:16They gotta. That is one of the comments.
- 17:17I'm too fat and ugly to live there.
- 17:19I'd get deported. Well.
- 17:21You not deported. You have two options sent to
- 17:23the. Camp or deported?
- 17:24You can work with one of our, our, our beauty officers or you
- 17:29can go to the camp to work because like somebody has to do
- 17:33the crops and. Oh, that's how they're going to
- 17:35lose the weight is like working in the.
- 17:37Field no if you want to remain. Oh, OK, and what and, and what
- 17:40are they going to have chains around their ankles and you'll
- 17:43some people will be Massa officers.
- 17:45No, they're beauty officers. They're all of our officers are
- 17:48beauty officers. There's no such thing as
- 17:50anything else. And.
- 17:51Will some of the beauty. There's beauty, there's beauty
- 17:53enforcement officers and beauty consulting officers.
- 17:58So the beauty consulting will give you a plan, the beauty
- 18:00enforcement will bring you to the camp.
- 18:04One person said I need to know what are the gun laws like in
- 18:06Clarkistan? I think the only people allowed
- 18:10to have guns. Are the beauty enforcement
- 18:12officers? And people who have shown
- 18:18allegiance to the Dear Leader. Well, that's one of the other
- 18:22comments. Is this where is that one?
- 18:25Oh, I'm packing my bags right now.
- 18:27Can't wait to serve our supreme gay leader.
- 18:29Leave your clothes at home, baby.
- 18:30We'll give you some new. Ones gagged.
- 18:34Poor girl. I'm just kidding.
- 18:36We welcome you. OK, a couple more, right, just
- 18:40one more. You doubled 10.
- 18:42Oh, call me out, OK. Oh does.
- 18:45Oh yeah, does Clark Is Stan provide free accutane?
- 18:48Absolutely. That's the first thing we're
- 18:50going to get you hoes on, especially during puberty we
- 18:52don't want our kids walking around with.
- 18:53Pimply. That's like heavy duty stuff
- 18:55though, no? It's not.
- 18:56It's a vitamin. No, I mean for women it could be
- 18:59a problem, but I mean the next flag needs some accutane, that's
- 19:02for sure. Oh, yes.
- 19:03Are we looking at that one now? Yes.
- 19:05You really think? You really think in Clark is and
- 19:08that's going to be our flag. Look at that acne.
- 19:11That makes me so mad because it's just everything Clarkeson
- 19:15stands for that is not. But your jawline looks great.
- 19:19Yeah, but it's come. On really, the hair is.
- 19:20Wrong. And the hair is wrong.
- 19:21It's a different color. Anyway, I'll put this on screen
- 19:24now. So we posted another one or I
- 19:26posted it onto the the YouTube from the Reddit.
- 19:29Yeah, I sent it to him at like 3:00 AM while I was at the club
- 19:31and I was like. What is this?
- 19:32Somebody made another one with the typo fix, but this one he
- 19:35has all sorts of acne. I know I'm like, I had like one
- 19:38week of breaking out and now the AI thinks that I have a pimply
- 19:42face. And of course like.
- 19:43But I I started taking accutane again so.
- 19:45Oh gosh. I just do it in spurts.
- 19:47When I break out I take it for like a week and then my pimples
- 19:49go away. That's probably good.
- 19:51OK, let's read a few more comments.
- 19:53Whoever picked these photos of Clark is immediately exiled from
- 19:56Clark's stand. Yeah, no, that I don't think we
- 19:59believe in capital punishment. But it's pushing my ears.
- 20:03It's it's getting there like you're going to have the worst
- 20:06job on the on the on the farm. Oh wait, this next one's kind of
- 20:09funny, actually. It says Documentary boys, his
- 20:12regime regime was brutal and unyielding.
- 20:15His secret police, the Clark Stoppo, rounded up every citizen
- 20:18he considered chopped to send to Clark Constration camps.
- 20:22Clark, Constration. I think wait wait wait.
- 20:25Clark Stoppo kind of eats. I think the Clark Stoppo is
- 20:29going to be the people that protect me and protect like the
- 20:32capital, right, Because the capital is going to be so
- 20:34beautiful. But the beauty enforcement
- 20:37officers are the ones that live in like the other areas that get
- 20:40all like the the muggies to like.
- 20:43The chopped people. Yeah.
- 20:46This is in relation to the acne face.
- 20:48He still mogs me. That's good.
- 20:51I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry because that is
- 20:56really rough if that's. True, the next one is Clarkson
- 21:00is giving up Homelander vibes in this picture.
- 21:02I've never. Seen Oh, from the boys.
- 21:03From the boys. It's not a comment about what
- 21:05that is. He deserves it for not calling
- 21:10Clark Bonestan dissing the queen like that SMA.
- 21:13Oh yeah, a bunch of people wanted you to like Bonnie Blue.
- 21:15Like. Like combined.
- 21:17Out of her in the name. She's in trouble right now, all
- 21:19right? She's staying in the castle.
- 21:21Oh boy. Oh.
- 21:21Boy and. She's going to have my baby and
- 21:24that baby is going to be fine. What?
- 21:27Not me knocking over the microphone?
- 21:28What would you do if Bonnie Blue had a what is it called the
- 21:31golden shower on your baby? I don't know what I would do.
- 21:36I keep. I don't believe in capital
- 21:38punishment. What would I do?
- 21:42I would mandate them for all citizens to do during baby
- 21:44showers so it's no longer weird. So then when my kid comes.
- 21:47Out so you'd victimize a bunch of other babies.
- 21:49Well, it's not victimizing if. It's no it becomes a social
- 21:51norm. Social norm.
- 21:52But. That would be quiet.
- 21:54So this is like this is politics.
- 21:56So then I would start to spread it kind of like how they put
- 21:59abortion clinics next to black churches until I get it was very
- 22:05bad back in the in the 50s. So what I would do is I would
- 22:08start to like spread this cultural norm through starting
- 22:11with, you know, all of the outskirts and then it would come
- 22:13into the capital. And then everybody would be
- 22:15doing this as a ritual. They would get peed on when they
- 22:18get their baby showers. And then my kid would come out
- 22:21and he or she wouldn't get bullied.
- 22:25That's so great. And then I would yell at Bonnie
- 22:27behind closed doors, like, why did you have to make me do this?
- 22:29I didn't want to have to do make do all this politics blah blah
- 22:32blah blah. That actually is giving like
- 22:34emperor or dystopian leader or something that if something
- 22:37happens to you, it has to happen to everyone.
- 22:39Correct. Yeah.
- 22:40All right, guys. Well, let us know if you'll be
- 22:42applying for your visa to Clarkistan, Clark, Bonistan, or
- 22:46or whatever. It's it's just Clarkistan.
- 22:48Bonnie does not. She's my wife or my queen, but
- 22:51she does not get name naming privileges.
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