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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous Histories, a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to the show,
- 0:27Speaker 1: fellow Ridiculous Historians. Oh say, can you see in your
- 0:31Speaker 1: podcast feed our one and only super producer, mister Max Williams.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Oh say, can you see in your podcast feed? Are
- 0:40Speaker 2: we there?
- 0:41Speaker 3: We are?
- 0:42Speaker 1: That's mister Noel Brown. They call me Ben Bullen. In
- 0:46Speaker 1: this neck of the woods, that would be the United States.
- 0:50Speaker 1: We have been fascinated for a long time about how
- 0:57Speaker 1: countries always pick space things to coside, right, Like, countries
- 1:02Speaker 1: have an official animal and official flag, and they also
- 1:06Speaker 1: have official songs.
- 1:08Speaker 2: They do called national anthems. And that's that's they're talking
- 1:12Speaker 2: about today. The the the world's most ridiculous national anthems.
- 1:24Speaker 2: I love the word anthem, though again it's one of
- 1:25Speaker 2: those chicken or the egg things. Something being anthemic, you know,
- 1:30Speaker 2: means it's kind of epic, and I guess an anthem,
- 1:33Speaker 2: a national anthem, is meant to be epic. And it
- 1:37Speaker 2: also goes back to you know, they call certain big
- 1:43Speaker 2: church pieces anthems, you know, as part of a church service.
- 1:48Speaker 1: And one of my favorite, one of my favorite British
- 1:52Speaker 1: insults that I've ever heard, just off the cuff, because
- 1:57Speaker 1: we know the British cousins are way better than Americans
- 2:00Speaker 1: at insults. I was walking around our old office in
- 2:06Speaker 1: Pont City Market here in the fair metropolis of Atlanta, Georgia,
- 2:10Speaker 1: and someone was telling a kind of I'll say the
- 2:16Speaker 1: guy was being kind of a dick about how there
- 2:18Speaker 1: was a line for one of the restaurants, and a
- 2:22Speaker 1: person working at the restaurant started telling them, you know, okay,
- 2:26Speaker 1: the weight's going to be about twenty five thirty minutes
- 2:30Speaker 1: something like that, and this British guy that I've never
- 2:32Speaker 1: seen before or since, he said, oh, spare me your anthem.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I don't know that one, Ben, that's good. I'm sure
- 2:41Speaker 2: he brought it off. Yeah, yeah, maybe he might have
- 2:44Speaker 2: coined it that very minute, but yeah, I guess an
- 2:46Speaker 2: anthem is also kind of in that context, sort of
- 2:49Speaker 2: a something that's a little bit like a saga, you know,
- 2:53Speaker 2: like a wordy perhaps.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Propaganda the oh good point. The Reeks have a national
- 3:01Speaker 1: anthem that is so long they don't speak or they
- 3:05Speaker 1: don't sing most of it. It's got like one hundred
- 3:07Speaker 1: and fifty eight verses.
- 3:09Speaker 2: That's another thing about those church anthems that you know,
- 3:11Speaker 2: you have the hymnal, I guess they've got the hymn,
- 3:13Speaker 2: but then there's the anthem, which is like the big
- 3:15Speaker 2: kind of show piece, the centerpiece of the servant.
- 3:18Speaker 1: So many verses, so many verses, so many churches, so
- 3:22Speaker 1: many verses. Let me stop freestyling and acknowledge our research
- 3:27Speaker 1: associate for this episode, Max the Madman Williams or Max
- 3:33Speaker 1: Foster Key Williams, and we get to go into it,
- 3:38Speaker 1: you know, with clear eyes and open minds. If you
- 3:42Speaker 1: are listening to this podcast and you're not from the US,
- 3:46Speaker 1: first off, thank you. Secondly, we know our national anthem
- 3:52Speaker 1: is not the best.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Song and did jump in real quick, just as the
- 3:56Speaker 4: research associated on this. I want to come out and
- 3:58Speaker 4: say this that even though these are ridiculous, because especially
- 4:01Speaker 4: the backstories and some of these, yeah, none of these
- 4:03Speaker 4: anthems are bad. Actually, these anthems are pretty awesome in
- 4:06Speaker 4: my opinion, especially the third one. The second one is
- 4:09Speaker 4: kind of weird.
- 4:11Speaker 1: They're still all better to sing than the US anthem.
- 4:16Speaker 1: And I don't want to sound unpatriotic, but I'm just
- 4:20Speaker 1: thinking of like, no, you're my music guy, so what
- 4:26Speaker 1: do you think about the national anthem? I find it
- 4:28Speaker 1: off putting. I mean, I'm curious about that. Ben, I
- 4:32Speaker 1: don't mind it. I think we maybe get a little
- 4:34Speaker 1: overexposed to it. Maybe it's sort of like a hotel
- 4:37Speaker 1: California or something. You know, maybe I never need to
- 4:40Speaker 1: hear it again, but it's sort of foisted upon us,
- 4:42Speaker 1: especially if you find yourself attending a sports game. One
- 4:45Speaker 1: thing I do love about the national anthem is really bad,
- 4:49Speaker 1: historically bad Rose Ambar. There was one recently that was
- 4:57Speaker 1: like Fergie I think historically did a really bad one.
- 5:01Speaker 1: And then there was some singer recently that did one
- 5:03Speaker 1: that was so bad. I think she was really drunk
- 5:06Speaker 1: or something, but now I can't remember the details about.
- 5:09Speaker 2: You cheat, Yeah house drunk National Anthem rehab. Country singer
- 5:16Speaker 2: Ingrid and Dress checked into a rehab facility after a
- 5:20Speaker 2: widely criticized intoxicated performance of the national anthem at the
- 5:23Speaker 2: Major League Baseball home run Derby. She admitted to being
- 5:27Speaker 2: a little tipsy and aangized to fans.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Okay, well, I haven't heard of her, but wish her
- 5:33Speaker 1: well on her journey.
- 5:35Speaker 2: We all do.
- 5:37Speaker 1: But also we we have to confess to your point
- 5:41Speaker 1: about overexposure.
- 5:42Speaker 2: There Noel.
- 5:44Speaker 1: The national anthem of the United States is almost always
- 5:50Speaker 1: hung at the beginning of a sports game, right, U
- 5:54Speaker 1: and everybody, if you're respectful, you stand up. You might
- 5:57Speaker 1: take your hat off, you might put your one of
- 6:00Speaker 1: your hands over your heart, and then you have to
- 6:03Speaker 1: just stand there while you hear the rockets, red glare,
- 6:08Speaker 1: or whatever the current current public consumption version of it is.
- 6:15Speaker 2: It is called the star spangled banner, if I'm not mistaken.
- 6:18Speaker 2: I had to search for I had to dig deep
- 6:20Speaker 2: for that one, because people usually just call it the
- 6:22Speaker 2: national anthem, which is funny. I do love the idea
- 6:26Speaker 2: of something being spangled. Nobody uses that word enough.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I know, why didn't that British guy who was mad
- 6:32Speaker 1: about waiting in line, why didn't he say spare me
- 6:36Speaker 1: or spangled anthem?
- 6:37Speaker 2: Here you go?
- 6:38Speaker 1: That would have been cooler. But what we found here
- 6:41Speaker 1: thanks to Max, is that national anthems are very much
- 6:45Speaker 1: a thing. Some of them are written by terrible people.
- 6:49Speaker 1: They're often going to be a product of their ridiculous time.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Some are written by lawyers, some are written by musicians.
- 6:59Speaker 1: To be fair, and a lot of times people are
- 7:02Speaker 1: cribbing notes and songs from one another and putting their
- 7:06Speaker 1: own spin on it for sure.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Well, why don't we just jump right in to this
- 7:12Speaker 2: is sort of alistical episode. Max is fond of those,
- 7:15Speaker 2: and we're fond of them as well. So we're going
- 7:17Speaker 2: to start off. First entry in today's episode of ridiculous
- 7:20Speaker 2: national anthems that are also good is the Czech Republic
- 7:24Speaker 2: and Slovakia. Who go in have these on a national anthem.
- 7:28Speaker 2: You will probably still hear people refer to this part
- 7:32Speaker 2: of the world as Checklesslovakia. That's because before Slovakia the
- 7:37Speaker 2: Czech Republic split were they were the same country. It's
- 7:43Speaker 2: pretty recent split, actually, about thirty three years ago. And
- 7:47Speaker 2: it's funny though, because if I'm not mistaken, then oftentimes
- 7:51Speaker 2: a shorthand for people from this region is just Slavs
- 7:57Speaker 2: or checks dang it, don't know which. Which are the
- 8:00Speaker 2: ones that squad in tracksuits? All of them men, all
- 8:03Speaker 2: of them do. Do check out squatting Slavs in tracksuits.
- 8:07Speaker 2: If you want a fun Instagram.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Follow absolutely because they'll get there. If we go to
- 8:13Speaker 1: our friends at Britannica, we'll see that Czecholeislovakia was a
- 8:16Speaker 1: former country in Central Europe and it took in the
- 8:21Speaker 1: land of other previous countries or regions Bohemia, Moravia, Slovakia.
- 8:27Speaker 1: I'm falling into Dracula voice flat Tepe.
- 8:30Speaker 2: You got the hands and the voice, you know.
- 8:34Speaker 1: So the Empire of Austria Hungary collapses in nineteen eighteen
- 8:40Speaker 1: at the close of World War One, Czechleislovakia gets formed.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Out of all of this, the political union of the
- 8:49Speaker 1: Czechs and the Slovaks after World War One. It worked
- 8:54Speaker 1: out kind of at least in the bigger picture, because
- 8:58Speaker 1: these are two different ethnic groups, but they have a
- 9:01Speaker 1: lot of similarities in religion, culture and language. And for
- 9:06Speaker 1: a while, between World War One and World War Two,
- 9:10Speaker 1: this was, no kidding, the most politically stable state in
- 9:15Speaker 1: Eastern Europe. Again, the bar is very low.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean they often hear this part of
- 9:19Speaker 2: the world referred to as a powder keg, and I
- 9:22Speaker 2: think it's not too hot of a take to say
- 9:23Speaker 2: the history of this part of the world is a
- 9:25Speaker 2: little fraud, a little complex. Hence, things like Austro Hungary
- 9:30Speaker 2: and and you know Czechoslovakia, which now is of course
- 9:34Speaker 2: the Czech Republican Slovakia strange bedfellows. And I think it's
- 9:38Speaker 2: because of the border. They're all so close, they're all
- 9:40Speaker 2: packed in together, and yet they all have distinctly unique
- 9:44Speaker 2: national identities and cultures. And sometimes, what do they say,
- 9:49Speaker 2: been good fences make good neighbors, and maybe the fences
- 9:52Speaker 2: aren't high enough. But these borders are so close, you know,
- 9:54Speaker 2: it's like living in one of those like a condo situation,
- 9:59Speaker 2: where everything is packed right next to each other, and
- 10:01Speaker 2: it can sometimes cause beef.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And I love the point you're making about
- 10:07Speaker 1: the combination of these various unique ethnic groups into a
- 10:12Speaker 1: larger nation. One thing that's always fascinated me and probably
- 10:17Speaker 1: all of us is the existence of countries that are
- 10:21Speaker 1: named two countries like Ostia and Herzegovina.
- 10:24Speaker 2: That's right, that's another one. So is Slovakia the same
- 10:28Speaker 2: as there's also Yugoslavia. Yes, there was also Yugoslavia, but
- 10:34Speaker 2: it's in the region.
- 10:35Speaker 3: It's in the region. It's not a thing anymore.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Nineties that fell apart.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So if we look at the nineteen thirties,
- 10:45Speaker 1: as you said, the powder keg begins to you know,
- 10:50Speaker 1: begins to get a little sparky. There's this guy that
- 10:53Speaker 1: hot take I think is kind of a drip, kind
- 10:56Speaker 1: of a pill and a fink. His name is Adolf Hitler.
- 11:00Speaker 1: He is rising to power in Germany in nineteen thirty
- 11:03Speaker 1: three and the people of western Czechoslovakia start to buy
- 11:09Speaker 1: into his pitch of national socialism.
- 11:15Speaker 2: M YEP national socialism aka the Nazis, and with the
- 11:20Speaker 2: acquiescence of Britain and France, Hitler did a bit of
- 11:25Speaker 2: a power move, a lot of a power move, and
- 11:27Speaker 2: annexed the German speaking part of Zudutan which means southern
- 11:33Speaker 2: areas of Czechoslovakia in nineteen thirty eight. By thirty nine,
- 11:37Speaker 2: Germany had occupied Bohemia and Moravia further and turned the
- 11:41Speaker 2: two regions into a protectorate of Germany right, which means
- 11:47Speaker 2: in this context these people were under the leadership of
- 11:53Speaker 2: Nazi Germany, but they did not have the same rights
- 11:57Speaker 2: as German people. Slovakia, it gets autotomy on paper, but
- 12:03Speaker 2: still Germany and German corporations are running the game. In
- 12:08Speaker 2: nineteen forty five, and we'll get to the anthem here,
- 12:12Speaker 2: Czechlislovakia is quote unquote liberated by the Soviet Union, but
- 12:18Speaker 2: they're not really liberated.
- 12:20Speaker 1: They just have new masters. Because the Soviet Union takes
- 12:24Speaker 1: this land into the USSR and they rule there in
- 12:29Speaker 1: all but name from nineteen forty eight to nineteen eighty nine.
- 12:32Speaker 1: We're talking puppet government's vassal state stuff for sure.
- 12:37Speaker 2: By the Soviets. You know, iron fisted grasp did eventually weaken,
- 12:43Speaker 2: and when that dominance broke, the Czechs and the Slovaks
- 12:47Speaker 2: began to kind of realize that they didn't particularly care
- 12:51Speaker 2: for one another.
- 12:53Speaker 1: They might not be the best roommates, or they might
- 12:56Speaker 1: need to Fleetwood max style go their own way. So
- 13:01Speaker 1: just Hollywood Mac did, just like Fleetwood back did. Yeah,
- 13:04Speaker 1: And so when the Communist rule ends due to the
- 13:10Speaker 1: Velvet Revolution, that sounds nice. It does sound nice. It
- 13:13Speaker 1: sounds like an album from the seventies.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Well, there's that band, Velvet Revolver that that's like the
- 13:18Speaker 2: supergroup from the Guns and Roses and what was it?
- 13:23Speaker 2: Oh gosh, Tommy Lee was in and I want to say,
- 13:25Speaker 2: and I think the singer was the dude from Stone
- 13:27Speaker 2: Temple Pilots.
- 13:28Speaker 3: I'm thinking of Velvet Underground.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Vell Underground much much superior group to Velvet Revolver. But
- 13:34Speaker 2: we're talking about the Velvet Revolution, which sorry, it just
- 13:37Speaker 2: sounds really soft. They had some serious disagreements and that escalate.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Yeah, the Slovak part of the population is saying, you
- 13:50Speaker 1: guys got to stop privatizing everything, you dirty checks. And
- 13:56Speaker 1: they have these parliamentary elections in June of nineteen ninety
- 14:00Speaker 1: two that really put a spotlight on these stark political differences. Eventually,
- 14:07Speaker 1: because of these disagreements, the leaders of the Czech and
- 14:13Speaker 1: Slovak factions decide to peacefully dissolve the idea of Czechoslovakia.
- 14:20Speaker 1: And so as part of this we see something called
- 14:24Speaker 1: the Velvet Divorce and two.
- 14:26Speaker 2: New Yeah sounds nice, dude the follow up.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Album, and two new countries are created, the Czech Republic
- 14:33Speaker 1: or Czechia and Slovakia. This occurs on New Year's Day
- 14:38Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three. This is where our national anthem comes in.
- 14:43Speaker 2: That's right, because even the you know, most amicable of
- 14:48Speaker 2: divorces still involve breaking up your stuff, and sometimes that
- 14:54Speaker 2: can include a song. So when Czechoslovakia split in nine
- 14:58Speaker 2: Zine eighty three, Eben Discan writes for Matador Network the
- 15:02Speaker 2: following more than just land was divided between the two countries.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Czechoslovakia's anthem where my Home Is was originally written in
- 15:10Speaker 2: nineteen eighteen. By combining verses from a Czech opera and
- 15:13Speaker 2: a Slovak folk song, makes sense, gives a little taste
- 15:17Speaker 2: of both the national identities in that national anthem. When
- 15:20Speaker 2: the country split in two, so did the anthem hull.
- 15:24Speaker 2: The Czech Republic adopted the first verse as its new anthem,
- 15:27Speaker 2: also called where My Home Is, and Slovakia adopted the
- 15:30Speaker 2: second verse as its new anthem, now called Lightning over
- 15:34Speaker 2: the Tatras, which is clearly a more badass name than
- 15:38Speaker 2: where My Home Is. And then they add an additional
- 15:40Speaker 2: verse because you know, they only had one verse, so
- 15:44Speaker 2: they had extended a little bit.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, so amicable breakup and everybody wants
- 15:51Speaker 1: to keep at least a piece of the song. And
- 15:54Speaker 1: so that's why those that's why that anthem is going
- 15:59Speaker 1: to be so similar here. Don't worry, folks, it gets
- 16:09Speaker 1: weirder if we go over to Chuka. Juannazia, writing for
- 16:14Speaker 1: Dutch Review, will see the story of the vill Helmos,
- 16:18Speaker 1: which is regarded by the Guinness Book of World Records
- 16:22Speaker 1: as the oldest national anthem in the world.
- 16:25Speaker 2: That's right, and the Dutch Review piece goes on to
- 16:28Speaker 2: say that the Wilhelmas only became the official anthem of
- 16:31Speaker 2: the Netherlands in nineteen thirty two. However, as the writer
- 16:35Speaker 2: points out, things are a little bit off kilter with
- 16:38Speaker 2: this anthem. While reciting the anthem, you start to ask
- 16:42Speaker 2: yourself a few questions. What inspired someone to write this hymn?
- 16:45Speaker 2: There we go with him again, who wrote it? And
- 16:48Speaker 2: what is the hidden meaning behind the lyrics. I just
- 16:52Speaker 2: want to take a pause real quick because that word
- 16:54Speaker 2: him came up. There is a certain in a reverence
- 16:58Speaker 2: that needs to be conveyed a national anthem. It really
- 17:01Speaker 2: is kind of like you mean, even like what the
- 17:03Speaker 2: battle Hymn of the Republic is another big you could
- 17:06Speaker 2: say that's an anthem. It's not a national anthem, but
- 17:08Speaker 2: that's sort of the idea. It does have this sort
- 17:10Speaker 2: of biblical epic quality to it.
- 17:14Speaker 1: So we we see something really interesting here. As Juanasea explains,
- 17:20Speaker 1: the vill Helmas or Willhelmos I'm going to go with
- 17:24Speaker 1: vill Helmas was written about a guy named Villain von
- 17:29Speaker 1: Orange or.
- 17:30Speaker 2: O r A in j E.
- 17:32Speaker 1: We are not native speakers. This guy led a fight
- 17:38Speaker 1: against the Spanish for independence during the eighty years war.
- 17:42Speaker 2: That's right, and some scholars believe that the author of
- 17:48Speaker 2: this piece of music may actually be a history mystery.
- 17:53Speaker 2: On the other hand, this is again from a Nuan
- 17:57Speaker 2: Nausea's piece. Some Dutch citizens, you know, and students of
- 18:03Speaker 2: history of their country, have always believed that the hymn
- 18:06Speaker 2: was written by Philip of Marnix of st Aldigonda. Of course,
- 18:12Speaker 2: he's got a couple of things, who is a very
- 18:14Speaker 2: important advisor to the aforementioned villem van Orange.
- 18:20Speaker 1: And a lot of people will still propose different authors here,
- 18:26Speaker 1: names of poets that were contemporarius to the rebellion, and
- 18:31Speaker 1: of course names of advisors. The issue is for people
- 18:37Speaker 1: like Dick Kornhert and I see you there, Max or
- 18:40Speaker 1: Phillips of Martix. Neither of these guys claimed to have
- 18:45Speaker 1: written this anthem, even though it was very popular during
- 18:49Speaker 1: their days.
- 18:50Speaker 2: So you'd think if if they, if credit was to
- 18:52Speaker 2: be claimed, they certainly would have done it right exactly now.
- 18:56Speaker 1: I realize, of course that often throughout history and anthem
- 19:00Speaker 1: will be propaganda that has new lyrics added to an
- 19:06Speaker 1: existing song.
- 19:07Speaker 2: So there was traditional traditional him if. Yeah, a lot
- 19:14Speaker 2: of these things are kind of interchangeable irrespective of genre.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Perhaps might be some of the differentiating features. But much
- 19:23Speaker 2: like the oral tradition, you know, and the songs of
- 19:26Speaker 2: old like you know, think about tales of nights and
- 19:30Speaker 2: the songs that bards might sing, the original author of
- 19:33Speaker 2: those things can often be lost to history because they
- 19:36Speaker 2: just get repeated and tweaked and that historical game of
- 19:40Speaker 2: telephone that you're always talking about, Ben, So it does
- 19:42Speaker 2: make sense that a lot of these things could date
- 19:45Speaker 2: back to much more regional traditional tunes with lyrics that
- 19:51Speaker 2: are then kind of tweaked a little bit. So it
- 19:53Speaker 2: makes it a little bit hard to nail down a
- 19:55Speaker 2: single author.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, well said, we know. A lot of the
- 20:01Speaker 1: village bangers eventually, like the breakout singles of your favorite uh,
- 20:06Speaker 1: your favorite fair Carnival, they later informed national anthems. In
- 20:11Speaker 1: the case of this one, it seems that the music
- 20:15Speaker 1: itself can be traced back to a popular Roman Catholic
- 20:19Speaker 1: French song called Hanson de la ville de.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Well, certainly, we've got to put that into a little translator.
- 20:30Speaker 2: What the heck does that mean? Casey Pegron would be
- 20:33Speaker 2: able to help us with that. Let's see it appears
- 20:37Speaker 2: hold on to translate to well, it's so French that
- 20:44Speaker 2: the only results I'm getting are in French. Ben, Wow,
- 20:49Speaker 2: I bet I could tackle a little bit. I bet
- 20:51Speaker 2: you could. I here we are at the Dutch review,
- 20:55Speaker 2: which I think is the piece, the piece in question
- 20:58Speaker 2: here then, but it does not offer us the translation.
- 21:02Speaker 2: That is a bonker's long title for a piece of music. God,
- 21:07Speaker 2: if only casey we're here.
- 21:08Speaker 1: I believe it translates to outside the Chanson of the
- 21:12Speaker 1: sheltras via sailed by the Prince of Conde.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well done, well done, Ben, I knew,
- 21:19Speaker 2: I knew you could do it.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Let's not stop there. Let's figure out what a chanson is.
- 21:25Speaker 1: A chanson is a musical genre spanning from medieval courtly music.
- 21:31Speaker 1: So this is outside of the song.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Very confusing, that's very.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Confus confusing, chass all, I have to imagine that it's pronounced.
- 21:39Speaker 2: But this was actually a pretty controversial pick for a
- 21:43Speaker 2: national anthem at the time because it was considered a
- 21:49Speaker 2: little too kind of of the upper class and a
- 21:53Speaker 2: national anthem supposed to be for everybody. So at the
- 21:57Speaker 2: beginning of the nineteenth century, this piece of music, the
- 21:59Speaker 2: Wilmus was considered unworthy of being the national anthem of
- 22:03Speaker 2: the Netherlands. That was because it was regarded as a
- 22:05Speaker 2: song specifically for the Orange Royalists, who many folks were
- 22:11Speaker 2: not a big fan of.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, a lot of people were not a huge
- 22:15Speaker 1: fan of the royal family at the time, so they
- 22:18Speaker 1: didn't want to have anything to do with this. Until
- 22:22Speaker 1: the Nazi occupation of World War two. That's when you
- 22:26Speaker 1: see cities like Rotterdam completely get their bells rung. And
- 22:31Speaker 1: that's when you see absolute innocent civilians getting sent wholesale
- 22:37Speaker 1: into the horrors of concentration camps.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Because of their religious faith. And there you know, obviously,
- 22:43Speaker 2: and everybody knows about this stuff, and it's every time
- 22:45Speaker 2: you read about it. It just really that happened. It
- 22:49Speaker 2: wasn't that long ago.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Yeah, let us not forget the Jewish people. Let us
- 22:55Speaker 1: not forget the Roma people, the people of same sex orientation.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Folks are getting rounded up and they're sent to death
- 23:03Speaker 1: in hellish ways. And the Dutch are trying as a
- 23:08Speaker 1: culture to find national pride, right to identify in some
- 23:15Speaker 1: way that has passed this slavery and horror occurring in
- 23:20Speaker 1: their homelands. So they look to their old symbols and
- 23:24Speaker 1: they say, ah, right, the vill helmets is maybe not
- 23:28Speaker 1: that bad?
- 23:29Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, apparently. Can I say, Ben, I got a
- 23:33Speaker 2: call back to a thing that you said off Mike
- 23:35Speaker 2: when we were looking up something a little peak behind
- 23:38Speaker 2: the curtain. The idea of ball with Taba by Kid
- 23:43Speaker 2: Rock kind of becoming a new de facto national anthem
- 23:47Speaker 2: for us here in the United States, I non consensually
- 23:52Speaker 2: I would argue, and in that context, boy Ol Boyd,
- 23:55Speaker 2: is that star spangled banner look pretty just.
- 23:57Speaker 3: Like a banger? Yeah?
- 23:59Speaker 1: Absolutely sorry, it gave you a hard time history.
- 24:03Speaker 2: So where is Kid?
- 24:05Speaker 3: Where is job rule?
- 24:06Speaker 2: As well? You've seen that video of Kid rocking the
- 24:09Speaker 2: RFK gets. I don't love it.
- 24:13Speaker 1: It's still it's a little uncomfortable for me.
- 24:15Speaker 2: It's a lot uncomfortable. They thought it was cool. It
- 24:20Speaker 2: is still right?
- 24:21Speaker 1: Is it not still unusual for us to realize that
- 24:24Speaker 1: a hymn can be a national anthem? Japan, the nation thereof,
- 24:30Speaker 1: has a bone to pick about the idea of oldest
- 24:34Speaker 1: national anthem, because Japan has used a poem which is
- 24:38Speaker 1: quite short but also older for its anthem, The melody
- 24:44Speaker 1: just wasn't recorded or wasn't documented until the eighteen hundreds.
- 24:50Speaker 1: So it depends upon how we define an anthem. Is
- 24:54Speaker 1: it the poem first, the music first, or is the
- 24:58Speaker 1: time the lyrics and the music come together. I think
- 25:01Speaker 1: it's the third one.
- 25:02Speaker 2: I would agree with you, Ben. Moving over to South
- 25:12Speaker 2: Africa and what Max described as probably the most creative
- 25:17Speaker 2: and definitely the hardest national anthem to learn, because it's
- 25:21Speaker 2: got those cliquies, it's got those those yeah, those little sounds,
- 25:25Speaker 2: which are not particularly easy. God Bless Africa, writes Jackie
- 25:30Speaker 2: Bischoff for q Z. The title and first lines of
- 25:34Speaker 2: Enoch Son Tonga's hymn Nkosi Sikeli e Africa may appear
- 25:40Speaker 2: simple to some, but one hundred and twenty years after
- 25:42Speaker 2: it was written, it has become one of the most
- 25:44Speaker 2: powerful tunes in Africa's history, a symbol to the post
- 25:47Speaker 2: colonial liberation movement used in the past and present post
- 25:51Speaker 2: independence national anthems of South Africa, Tanzania, Zambia, Zimbabwe and Namibia.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a fascinating and inspiring story because Sintaga
- 26:03Speaker 1: initially wrote this hymn this zilk to him for his
- 26:07Speaker 1: school choir in eighteen ninety seven. And I want to
- 26:10Speaker 1: pause there, because, as we have pointed out earlier, it
- 26:13Speaker 1: is quite difficult for us to pronounce this language. If
- 26:17Speaker 1: you want to look it up, you're going to look
- 26:19Speaker 1: for a language spelled Xhosa.
- 26:22Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 26:23Speaker 1: So he writes this him for a school choir eighteen
- 26:26Speaker 1: ninety seven. It's inspired, probably in part by the work
- 26:31Speaker 1: of a poet named Joseph Perry from Wales. This hymn
- 26:36Speaker 1: becomes popular, other choirs start performing it. Fast forward nineteen twelve,
- 26:42Speaker 1: it is sung at a meeting of the South African
- 26:45Speaker 1: Native National Congress, which we now call the African National
- 26:49Speaker 1: Congress or a n C.
- 26:52Speaker 2: That's right. The A and C adopted the Him as
- 26:54Speaker 2: an official song in nineteen twenty five as an act
- 26:59Speaker 2: of defiants to the South African government's racist policies towards
- 27:06Speaker 2: Black Africans, apartheid. This is what we call that.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Yeah, and now it becomes a unifying liberation anthem, right,
- 27:17Speaker 1: a hymn to an anthem again, and a lot of
- 27:20Speaker 1: communities that might not have otherwise unified, they agree on
- 27:26Speaker 1: this song and they we see the streisand effect the
- 27:31Speaker 1: apartheid government tries to ban anybody from singing this anthem,
- 27:36Speaker 1: so naturally everybody wants to sing it. Fast forward nineteen
- 27:41Speaker 1: ninety four, then President Nelson Mandela says, hey, can we
- 27:45Speaker 1: get a modified version of Sontonga's original hymn and can
- 27:52Speaker 1: we combine it with the old afrikanor hymn the Call
- 27:57Speaker 1: of South Africa or dies Steve Vans Africa.
- 28:01Speaker 2: So interesting Afrikaan language, so much in common with German.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, very much so. And they say, Okay, We're going
- 28:09Speaker 1: to use these two sources to make a unifying thing,
- 28:14Speaker 1: a unified national anthem. If you go to the boffins
- 28:19Speaker 1: over Michigan State, like David Copeland and Benetta Jules Rossette,
- 28:23Speaker 1: you'll see that they describe it as being composed in
- 28:27Speaker 1: the form of a blessing offering a message of unity
- 28:31Speaker 1: and uplift to act morally and spiritually on behalf of
- 28:35Speaker 1: the entire African continent.
- 28:37Speaker 2: So it's a beautiful idea, right it is. It really is.
- 28:41Speaker 2: But it does add a level of complexity to it
- 28:45Speaker 2: that you don't find in most national anthems because of
- 28:48Speaker 2: the absolute just cornucopia of languages that are spoken in
- 28:55Speaker 2: this part of the world.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and we as knuckleheaded United Staters or Americans as
- 29:02Speaker 1: we're sometimes called, we have a hard time learning our
- 29:05Speaker 1: own national hymn that is just in one language. This
- 29:09Speaker 1: anthem has five different languages. English is one, but then
- 29:15Speaker 1: you have Jotsa, you have Zulu, you have Setoto, you
- 29:18Speaker 1: have Africaullans. If you're singing the full anthem, you're supposed
- 29:21Speaker 1: to sing all five languages because it is about unification.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Let's get your country singer pal to do that.
- 29:30Speaker 3: One.
- 29:31Speaker 2: Gosh, that sounds that sounds a little painful.
- 29:34Speaker 3: That's a tall milkshake.
- 29:35Speaker 2: I think, no Pal of mine. She's doing well.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope.
- 29:40Speaker 1: So we've got a couple other things we wanted to
- 29:43Speaker 1: get to England's national anthem. We're not necessarily fans. There
- 29:48Speaker 1: are four nations who cut past vocals.
- 29:51Speaker 3: In general.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Four nations have national anthems with no words. They are
- 29:58Speaker 1: San Marino, Coase of our guests from earlier in the episode,
- 30:02Speaker 1: Bostnia and herzel Viavina, and then of course Spain. I
- 30:06Speaker 1: don't know why I said of course Spain. I had
- 30:08Speaker 1: no idea.
- 30:09Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 30:09Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's definitely a classy move It's like,
- 30:14Speaker 2: we don't need lyrics. We can communicate this national pride
- 30:17Speaker 2: with melody alone.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Just hear the chord progressions and you'll get what we're about.
- 30:23Speaker 2: I mean, it's funny, like a lot of really great
- 30:25Speaker 2: classical music is meant to paint a picture, you know,
- 30:30Speaker 2: without words. Like there's this piece called Themes from the
- 30:33Speaker 2: Maldao that is meant to be the you know. It
- 30:37Speaker 2: starts off with these happy sailors, you know, preparing to
- 30:40Speaker 2: go on a voyage, and then the next movement of
- 30:42Speaker 2: the seas begin to royal and get a little more intense,
- 30:45Speaker 2: and then the next movement it's an outright storm and
- 30:48Speaker 2: you can really feel all that stuff, even if you
- 30:51Speaker 2: don't really know that's what it's supposed to be about.
- 30:53Speaker 2: Pretty cool. I love that.
- 30:54Speaker 1: I love when bands do that as well, bands that
- 30:57Speaker 1: will ordinarily, you know, have vocals or have a lead vocalist,
- 31:01Speaker 1: but then there's one track on the album that is
- 31:04Speaker 1: purely instrumental. I think that's powerful. I'm thinking of, you know,
- 31:08Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the bands Beirute.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I love I love fully instrumental bands. Explosions in
- 31:15Speaker 2: the Sky, Yeah, tortoise is one of my favorites. And yeah, no,
- 31:20Speaker 2: I think it's a cool it's a cool idea.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Well, with this, I do have a question to pose
- 31:25Speaker 1: to you, No, and to pose to you Max before
- 31:28Speaker 1: we wrap today's episode.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Are you prepared? I am right, right, okay?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Could the US change its national anthem? And should it
- 31:41Speaker 1: to Toba? I jumped the gut. I don't think that's
- 31:46Speaker 1: with the forties and the chicks with beepers. That doesn't
- 31:48Speaker 1: resonate you think with the common man. Is it possible
- 31:52Speaker 1: that we are in a situation I'm I'm going to
- 31:56Speaker 1: be very political here. Is it possible that we are
- 31:59Speaker 1: in a situation wah from where a president with a
- 32:03Speaker 1: predilection for naming stuff after himself would ask for a
- 32:08Speaker 1: new national anthem featuring him.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Let's just say, let's just change it to God Save
- 32:13Speaker 2: the King. Oh no, No. To answer your question, Benet,
- 32:17Speaker 2: it is certainly not outside the realm of possibility.
- 32:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I Francis Scott Keys is kind of
- 32:23Speaker 4: a pill, so I would not be against getting rid
- 32:26Speaker 4: of stuff.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Just like as a dude.
- 32:28Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like not a was not a good person.
- 32:30Speaker 4: But I mean, in this scenario, it sounds like it
- 32:33Speaker 4: would be a downgrade.
- 32:34Speaker 1: It is also true that forty eight of the fifty
- 32:39Speaker 1: states in the US Union have state songs, and some
- 32:44Speaker 1: of them have more than one state song. Can we
- 32:47Speaker 1: guess the state song of Georgia? It is a Devil
- 32:51Speaker 1: went down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels band.
- 32:53Speaker 3: It better be Unfortunately, it's Georgia on.
- 32:56Speaker 2: My mind, you know, Okay, look, excellent song. Heard it
- 33:01Speaker 2: too many times?
- 33:02Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like the state song. I can't wait
- 33:07Speaker 1: to hear more about anthems. I know we are all
- 33:10Speaker 1: fans of seeing big public performances. Super producer, Max, thank
- 33:15Speaker 1: you so much for being our research associate on this one.
- 33:19Speaker 1: And thank you, of course to Alex Williams who composed
- 33:22Speaker 1: the anthem of ridiculous history, which is instrumental and I's
- 33:27Speaker 1: just instrumental because we rule.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Thanks to Chris Frosciotis and the needs Jeff Codes here
- 33:33Speaker 2: at spirits U and man Ben you know, let's just
- 33:36Speaker 2: kut it sure. Thanks to you and with you as well.
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