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OUTRO: Teenie Bop Big Show · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, I reckon, Thanks mate, Thanks so much mate.
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  Speaker 3: And second new lid man, Hey, what was that an
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  Speaker 3: eight minute?
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  Speaker 4: Cat? Was it like a four minute I've got a
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  Speaker 4: really a.
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  Speaker 2: Great job to be fair to. I mean knew the
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  Speaker 2: pressure was on. One of the guys was running late,
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  Speaker 2: and so he's just checked me in another cheer.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, see eight minutes? Right? How much was that
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  Speaker 4: fifty bucks? See?
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  Speaker 5: I've got this issue where I have a regular place
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  Speaker 5: I go get my haircut. It's always good. One of
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  Speaker 5: the guys on who does it for fifteen minutes, whereas
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  Speaker 5: everyone else takes half an hour? Really is right, you know,
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  Speaker 5: very thorough about things. Yeah, I don't like going to
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  Speaker 5: the fifteen minute guy because I think he's rushing it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I need I needed a fifteen minute man, you
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  Speaker 4: see you need that? See, yeah, today I did.
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  Speaker 6: I'm quite excited actually because a barber has literally opened
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  Speaker 6: about fifty meters of my house.
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  Speaker 3: Literally and you shure it's not figuratively.
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  Speaker 6: I feel, and he's done a really good list. There's
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  Speaker 6: been this this really manky old dairy that they've been
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  Speaker 6: trying to lease for ages that used to be.
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  Speaker 3: A dairy with the fish and chip shop next to it.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's further up the road from there, in between
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  Speaker 6: those two diaries.
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  Speaker 4: You should take it over.
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  Speaker 6: Well, My wife and I were constantly looking at it,
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  Speaker 6: going what could we do in there? What can we
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  Speaker 6: sell on there? Because it's a great little location. But
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  Speaker 6: he's done a great job, looks really good. So I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to give him a bit of a whirl and
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  Speaker 6: see how he goes. It'd be very handy to have
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  Speaker 6: something I can literally walk figurative literally literally incidentally, is
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  Speaker 6: it a jacket.
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  Speaker 7: You're wearing or a shit?
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  Speaker 4: It's a shacket.
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  Speaker 3: It's a shacket, right, genuinely, it's a shacket.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's written on the tag it. Yeah, never heard.
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  Speaker 7: Of a shacket, but I was looking at it, going it's.
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  Speaker 6: Either a very it's a really very demp shirt or
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  Speaker 6: some kind of light jajacket.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it's a it's a really it's a thin jacket,
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  Speaker 5: so you'd wear this with something warm underneath it.
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  Speaker 3: If you needed to be warmer, it's like an you'd wear.
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  Speaker 2: For EXAMPLET at the moment, which is like that you
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  Speaker 2: have to wear a hoodie underneath. But unfortunately today I
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  Speaker 2: was wearing I was wearing a black T shirt. I
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  Speaker 2: went and got some hoodies to go underneath my jackets,
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  Speaker 2: and I obviously didn't realize that they just drop all
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  Speaker 2: of the affair. It was a gray hoodie on a
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  Speaker 2: black T shirt. So I had to get changed from
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  Speaker 2: the car on the way here because it was just
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  Speaker 2: covin and there.
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  Speaker 7: I've got some hoodies.
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  Speaker 4: If you need hoodies, yeah, I'll.
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  Speaker 7: Tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: No, i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I had I had.
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  Speaker 2: To get some zip up hoodies because I hate pull
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  Speaker 2: over hoodies. I've just decided I can't see them. So
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  Speaker 2: I've got some at home, and I mon't bring them
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  Speaker 2: in for you guys, because I'm just I'm just not
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  Speaker 2: gonna wear them.
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  Speaker 3: What do you hate about them?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like pulling them over my head yea, and
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  Speaker 2: have and have my hair messed up, and even to
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  Speaker 2: deal with that, because you don't know if you look
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  Speaker 2: at absolute shambles or not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm good. Now you can tell me what.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's just gonna say. One of my.
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  Speaker 6: Massive bugby is at the moment is my youngest daughter
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  Speaker 6: must have about fifty hoodies. Two of them are hers,
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  Speaker 6: the rest are all just her mates r and teenage kids, smoker.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if you've noticed this.
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  Speaker 6: They're big fans of the massively oversized, massively baggy hookie hoodies.
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  Speaker 7: And our wash is perpetually.
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  Speaker 6: Like five hundred fucking hoodies, and you know, and and
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  Speaker 6: they take up all the space. They're just everywhere. It
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  Speaker 6: does my head, and I've started wearing them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that I grew up as a teenager and
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  Speaker 2: through those years it was the era of everybody was
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  Speaker 2: wearing skin tight shit.
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  Speaker 4: I far prefer that, y.
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  Speaker 5: That's what's interesting is when I was your youngest daughter's age,
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  Speaker 5: it was all about baggy hoodies as well. Yes, And
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  Speaker 5: so my mum and dad used to get furious because
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  Speaker 5: I was always in a beggy or hoodie, had the
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  Speaker 5: hood up. So I'm glad that that's come full circle.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, pretty much, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Even not even there's a massive hoodies, but also the
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  Speaker 6: massive jeans are the baggy jeans massive baggy jeans and
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  Speaker 6: like my youngest daughter, she's a slim ass, and it's like, God,
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  Speaker 6: just get a pair of pen a pan that fits you.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
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  Speaker 5: Would genuinely like I'm obviously happy to be embarrassed to
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  Speaker 5: no end. I don't care photos of me in early
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  Speaker 5: high school on the weekend at the weekend, with the
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  Speaker 5: clothes I was wearing. If that got out, I would
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  Speaker 5: be genuinely embarrassed. Great, it's that bad silk boxes, really
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  Speaker 5: baggy shit head on backwards with like Allie Well, I
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  Speaker 5: had this how you could fold down the inside bit
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  Speaker 5: and it would look like you had like a black
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  Speaker 5: skull cap under yeah, or that sideways.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like genuinely The.
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  Speaker 7: I've got to be honest.
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  Speaker 6: My my fashions back in the day weren't good. They
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  Speaker 6: weren't good.
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  Speaker 3: Shall we try and find and.
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  Speaker 6: Also as a teenager I have I had harendous acne.
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  Speaker 6: There's one photo that is the most disgusting photo you
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  Speaker 6: will ever see of hoy j W.
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  Speaker 7: And it was in our school journal.
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  Speaker 6: I want to give I don't want to give too
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  Speaker 6: much information away here, because I'll be fucked if that's
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  Speaker 6: ever going to air again again. My And it was
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  Speaker 6: me as Captain Andy on showat in full makeup but
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  Speaker 6: with like really oily skin.
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  Speaker 7: And just.
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  Speaker 6: Volcanic and a side middle parting that was so slipped down.
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  Speaker 6: I was fifteen with the worst acne and they published
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  Speaker 6: that in the school journal.
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  Speaker 4: I'll have a copy of that on fire with now.
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  Speaker 6: And our English teacher at the time, he was he
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  Speaker 6: was a cool dude and got Tony.
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  Speaker 7: Ross's name was.
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  Speaker 6: We used to call him Stony Ross because he was
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  Speaker 6: just so he looked like he was absolutely stoned all
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  Speaker 6: the time. And he said, oh, I just saw that
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  Speaker 6: photo in the school journey journal of the adjacent's not
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  Speaker 6: the best. And the thing was Stoney was in charge
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  Speaker 6: of the school journal.
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  Speaker 2: Was son of a similar thing where I got a
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  Speaker 2: school photo done. I had some kind of open sore
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  Speaker 2: on my chin, remember what it was from. And then
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  Speaker 2: they were handing out all of the they were handing
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  Speaker 2: out all of the school photos to the class, to
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  Speaker 2: your homeroom, you know. And the teacher's name was mister Sweet,
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  Speaker 2: mister Sweet, but it was sweet for Sweetanovitch. He sort
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  Speaker 2: to drop off the Anovitch there in Livin and handle out.
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  Speaker 2: He goes ah, And I was horrendously self conscious about
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  Speaker 2: it as it was. By the time the photos got
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  Speaker 2: handled out, of course, it was gone. And you've gotta
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  Speaker 2: get a photo with that on your face. And he
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  Speaker 2: goes ah, Did you cut yourself shaving that morning?
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  Speaker 4: Did you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Real funny, hoss, I haven't even got cues. You just
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  Speaker 2: feel like shit. Just act like you haven't seen it, man.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Get the teachers, get their kexts back. That's where
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  Speaker 5: they get their punches in.
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  Speaker 6: This is This was like a super close up of
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  Speaker 6: a sweaty oily. Had fifty massive zits on my face
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  Speaker 6: as well. This not just one sort of rogue one
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  Speaker 6: in my entire face. I was like a reptile.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, because you went on the pells to get
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  Speaker 3: rid of those, as.
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  Speaker 7: I did, I had to go.
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  Speaker 6: I had I had what was called by a skin
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  Speaker 6: specialist moderately severe acne, so I ended up taking vitamins.
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  Speaker 7: I had to take vitamins any.
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  Speaker 6: And this gel that was essentially like acid, so that
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  Speaker 6: when you put it on your face, I looked like
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  Speaker 6: someone that had stayed out of Chernobyl because my skin
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  Speaker 6: was literally peeling off my face.
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  Speaker 7: It was that full on and what so.
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  Speaker 4: That era too.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like some of the treatments now you'd look
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  Speaker 5: back and go, all those are a bit dodgy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we definitely if you were pregnant, it would be like,
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  Speaker 6: oh god, no, you can't be taking that shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should try and find the most embarrassing photos
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  Speaker 5: of us.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, I'm happy to do that, as long as it's
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  Speaker 6: not that one doesn't that it was a shock.
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  Speaker 4: I have some memories for you something.
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  Speaker 5: It shows how you used to dress at the weekends
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  Speaker 5: when you're hanging out with your mates.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got quite a few of Johnny and I
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  Speaker 6: around the time, and.
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  Speaker 7: There was there was some strange fashions.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, there's some weirdast Interestingly, my daughter Millie is kind
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  Speaker 6: of similar, but she's way cool of them. She's actually
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  Speaker 6: actually cool And actually she'd be disgusted that I said that.
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  Speaker 6: She's nothing like me, but she's been about out there too,
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  Speaker 6: But she's cool out there as opposed to Jay.
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  Speaker 7: That was just like trying to find something to wear
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  Speaker 7: and you just put on what was ever, whatever was.
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  Speaker 3: Did you Did you ever just wear silk boxes?
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  Speaker 2: Making You've never worn boxes in my life? Hate them?
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  Speaker 5: There was about five years thereere I just wore silk boxes,
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  Speaker 5: nothing underneath them, and it's like, what's the.
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  Speaker 4: Point in wood all the time.
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  Speaker 5: This is totally what I hated, was just balls slapping
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  Speaker 5: around the five years.
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  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I mean I'm not gonna I don't want
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  Speaker 7: to go on about here.
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  Speaker 3: We go whatever you say this it means you do
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  Speaker 3: you do want to.
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  Speaker 7: My massive sean? Yeah that I never liked the boxer.
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  Speaker 7: I need. I need the security of being you know, compacted.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a public public safety issue.
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  Speaker 2: If you're swinging around down there, typical people could be
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  Speaker 2: seriously hurt.
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  Speaker 4: Like Ben.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I think it's kramer A that says
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  Speaker 5: my boys need a house to you they need a house?
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