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Mac & Bone - Weekend Conclusions · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: A lot of people out there missing the Bone man.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people amazed at the man dreau Fitty
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  Speaker 1: the whole way back from Nashville by himself, man without
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  Speaker 1: any replacement substitute drivers at all, I mean, just all inspiring.
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  Speaker 1: My sources tell me Fitty he is at home right now,
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  Speaker 1: hooked up to an IV and has an oxygen mask
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  Speaker 1: on to try to recover.
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  Speaker 2: It was the second most impressive driving feet I saw
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. And no I'm not talking Logano leading three
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  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty three laps. How about that ninety seven
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  Speaker 2: car on a non road course being very competitive. Tip
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  Speaker 2: of the hat to SVG. I think that more impressed
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  Speaker 2: than Bone driving seven hours back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, slight advantage, SVG.
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  Speaker 1: He was slicing and dicing up front, man like he
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  Speaker 1: That was a hell of an effort by it. He's
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  Speaker 1: getting better, There's no doubt he's getting better on the ovals.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to weekend conclusions, shall we. All right, My
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  Speaker 1: first conclusion is the first time ever the World Cup
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  Speaker 1: has done a halftime show. And my conclusion is they
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  Speaker 1: are not taking this well over there in England. See,
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  Speaker 1: they don't ever have to deal with halftime shows.
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  Speaker 3: Fitty. It's not something they deal with, right.
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  Speaker 1: The Champions League does not have halftime shows, so over
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  Speaker 1: there in Europe, this is a very American thing, right
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  Speaker 1: to have this huge game and have this halftime show
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  Speaker 1: where halftime is longer than usual. It didn't help that
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  Speaker 1: the Muppets were a part of the halftime show, and
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  Speaker 1: it really wasn't that damn good other than Shakira and
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  Speaker 1: Ted Lasso. All right, I will stand for those two
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  Speaker 1: all the time. But I follow a lot of English
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  Speaker 1: soccer commenters on Twitter and they were all losing their
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  Speaker 1: mind because of the halftime show. We are kind of
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  Speaker 1: used to it, right, because of the whole Super Bowl thing,
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  Speaker 1: although we complain about that every year. Listen to Wayne Rooney,
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  Speaker 1: who was one of the commentators on the BBC their
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  Speaker 1: pre half in postgame show. Listen to Wayne Rooney tell
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  Speaker 1: them what I didn't se anybody do this on Fox yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine. Listen to Wayne Rooney tell him what
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  Speaker 1: he really thinks about the halftime show on the BBC.
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  Speaker 3: Thom was when I finished, I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: Coming anywhere else you get on the BBC on this
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  Speaker 1: reviews interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was where that father brought you down,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: I think a bit slow for you.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Bebes understand where you're performing at bro
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  Speaker 1: What was that slow song that just brought the whole
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  Speaker 1: party down. This is the world's party, We're celebrating the
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  Speaker 1: world's game. This has been the greatest World Cup ever
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  Speaker 1: and Beebes comes out with that song?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? What a letdown and a drag?
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  Speaker 3: My goodness.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get to see any of it, but I
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  Speaker 2: saw the Twitter reaction, and not that you should let
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  Speaker 2: Twitter be the end all be all, but the Twitter
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  Speaker 2: was not handling very well.
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  Speaker 3: Eyes.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of funny to me. It's like in
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  Speaker 1: England they were having meltdowns, man, absolute meltdowns. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you have a conclusion, Fitty, what'd you conclude this weekend? Mac?
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  Speaker 2: I think, like we we all grow up and have
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  Speaker 2: a vision of what are what we want our wife
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  Speaker 2: to be?
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  Speaker 3: Right Like, man, this is getting deep, I know now.
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  Speaker 2: As I am searching for the future of missus Fitty,
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  Speaker 2: you want her to be breathing I preferably, But Mac,
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  Speaker 2: I want me a Nascar woman like it was. I
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  Speaker 2: was just reminded yesterday and maybe smoke just not maybe
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  Speaker 2: that's not a part of as Pokebo when he's at
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  Speaker 2: the racetrack was not taking in the scenery quite as
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  Speaker 2: much as I was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Smoke's more worried about whether or not a he sees
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  Speaker 1: a car in the pits getting a wedge adjustment or
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  Speaker 1: a chassis adjustment.
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  Speaker 2: But I just I want a woman that enjoys being
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  Speaker 2: at the race car at a racetrack, that's gonna wear
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  Speaker 2: some Daisy dukes, that's gonna wear some care our girl boots,
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  Speaker 2: and it's gonna and it's gonna, it's gonna flip off
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  Speaker 2: Denny Hamlin because I saw I saw so many of
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  Speaker 2: those yesterday at the racetrack that if I had any
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  Speaker 2: ounce of confidence I would have maybe have tried to
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  Speaker 2: say hi and just shot my shot as seen if
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  Speaker 2: something would have happened. But like, at least I now
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  Speaker 2: know the demographic that I'm looking for. Some people want them,
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  Speaker 2: Let's say, a church going woman. Maybe they want them
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  Speaker 2: someone that can cook.
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  Speaker 3: You need a feisty race fan. I want a woman
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  Speaker 3: that loves her some race.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, NASCAR ladies, this man single and ready
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  Speaker 1: to mingle. NASCAR ladies, hit us up. On the text
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  Speaker 1: line seven four five, seven oh nine, six ten, if
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  Speaker 1: you'd like to flip the burden to Denny Hamlin in
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  Speaker 1: unison with the fit dog. Uh, shout out Denny Hamblin,
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  Speaker 1: very gracious second place finisher last.
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  Speaker 3: It was very surprised. I was shot.
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  Speaker 1: I was a little shocked by but he gave all
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  Speaker 1: the credit to Legano and said we couldn't hang with that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, let me move along to my conclusion.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how this has happened, because y'all know me.
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  Speaker 3: I put a.
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  Speaker 1: Collar on, and I think I believe I'm in a tuxedo, right,
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  Speaker 1: I dressed for radio. My son just turned seventeen, and
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  Speaker 1: he is bougie as all get out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how this happened.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how this happened on my watch, fiddy,
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  Speaker 1: but it is happened. This man on on our cruise
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  Speaker 1: was trying to get us to buy watches for a
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  Speaker 1: watch for him for his birthday. He wanted ones that
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  Speaker 1: were five hundred dollars and four hundred dollars. Are you
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  Speaker 1: freaking kidding me? I said, son, you don't need a watch,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta cell phone. What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Then my wife buys a wallet for him for his birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I find out the wallet costs it one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty bucks. Does it come with one hundred fifty bucks
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  Speaker 1: in it? Why on earth does it? Does a man
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  Speaker 1: need a watch that costs a hun or a wallet
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  Speaker 1: that cost one hundred fifty bucks? He has put your
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  Speaker 1: damn money in there, and now now we have less
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  Speaker 1: money to put it ours because we bought him one
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  Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars watch.
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  Speaker 3: Then you get to the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: The dinner costs like four hundred dollars because of the
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  Speaker 1: place he picked, which is an amazing place by the way.
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  Speaker 1: But my son has become bougie. I am a man
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  Speaker 1: of the people, fitty, and my son is a high
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  Speaker 1: falutin seventeen year old.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how this happen.
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  Speaker 2: Is it that little Mac is bougie or that Daddy
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  Speaker 2: Mac is cheap? Because because five hundred dollars in the
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  Speaker 2: watch world could still be a cheap watch.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you need a to spend a cent on
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  Speaker 3: a watch? I don't know it was a cheap watch.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you, I mean you spend thousands.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he tried to suggest the seventeen hundred dollars watch
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  Speaker 1: on the cruise, and we quickly I laughed him out
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  Speaker 1: of the damn ship. But anyway, I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just what do we need to watch for? We
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  Speaker 1: got a sell phone? What are we wearing to watch for?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get you'd never want to watch maybe like
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  Speaker 1: a Mickey Mouse watch when I was a kid or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. What are we wearing a watch for?
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  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six? I guess to look bougie.
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  Speaker 2: I mean before my Apple watch band broke, I wore
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  Speaker 2: my Apple Watch like would you not wear one of fools?
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  Speaker 3: Connectucy your phone? No, I don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: I need that, man, I don't need any jewelry like.
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  Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I don't know what's happened
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  Speaker 3: here anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Which basic mcclaim? I get a Mary Povis DNA test.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you really my kid?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway? Give me one more conclusion?
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  Speaker 1: Fit daddy? What he got over there? This simple man
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  Speaker 1: is Leonard skinnered one saying I'm a simple man.
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  Speaker 2: This is another conclusion from the race, because that was
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  Speaker 2: the highlight of my weekend.
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  Speaker 3: But This also showed my age and my concern.
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  Speaker 1: Mack.
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  Speaker 2: They know how to direct traffic in Northwolkesboro. Now, granted
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  Speaker 2: there's about forty four thousand fans as compared to what
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  Speaker 2: we put at Charlotte Motor Speedway, which is about double.
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  Speaker 2: But when I tell you, I got in and out
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  Speaker 2: in less than fifteen minutes and back onto the main highway.
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  Speaker 2: From the time I got back to my truck, it
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  Speaker 2: was less than fifteen minutes, and it was about a
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  Speaker 2: fifteen minute walk from my track to where we parked. Now,
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  Speaker 2: where we parked it sos you where we're at. I
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  Speaker 2: was parked in this woman's or in this family's yard
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  Speaker 2: where they were just charging twenty bucks. They fit about
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  Speaker 2: twenty five thirty cars in there, you know. But I
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  Speaker 2: was in a just a physical yard. That's where I
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  Speaker 2: was park dad, and I love it. But those people
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  Speaker 2: in North Wilkesboro, they know how to direct traffic. And
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  Speaker 2: I was really concerned about how quickly we can get
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  Speaker 2: on the road so I could get back and get
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  Speaker 2: back to sleep. And they did a really good job.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome, man, that's awesome. Hope they get another one
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  Speaker 1: next year. I just need more cautions, so therefore more
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  Speaker 1: cars on the lead lap.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need that, That's all I need.
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  Speaker 1: The other than that, it was pretty damn fun to
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  Speaker 1: have it back points paying race, first time in thirty
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  Speaker 1: years at North Wilkesboro and Fit Daddy and Smoke were there.
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  Speaker 1: Smoked texted me immediately after the race and said, we
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  Speaker 1: waited thirty years to see Joey Logatto win.
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  Speaker 3: He was not happy, not happy. I did boo him
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  Speaker 3: as he did his little victory lap.
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  Speaker 1: He was getting cheers. He was in shock afterwards. What
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  Speaker 1: are people cheered for? They have a lot of drinks
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  Speaker 1: or something. Last, but not least fitting one last weekend conclusion,
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  Speaker 1: was there anything more annoying going on this weekend than
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  Speaker 1: this Tom Brady Logan Paul thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even see.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much y'all saw of this out there.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady and Logan Paul. It is nauseating already. They've
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  Speaker 1: already had their fake feud right weeks ago, months ago.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's back on now.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady at the Big Fanatics Fest this weekend, says
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  Speaker 1: that he wants to be in a WWE match. He
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  Speaker 1: would like a storyline about him in the WWE so
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  Speaker 1: he can show his athleticism. Then within hours he ends
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  Speaker 1: up arguing with Logan Paul at FanFest and slapping Logan Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Carl Anthony Towns had shot on his face as he
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  Speaker 1: had to separate the two of them because Carl Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Town's apparently the only person in America that thought that
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  Speaker 1: slap was real. Then yesterday at the World Cup final,
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  Speaker 1: there's a video Tom Brady flipping the bird to Logan Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Logan Paul flips the bird back at him and is
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  Speaker 1: yelling at him. It has to be restrained. Seriously, what
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  Speaker 1: a lame fake WWE set up storyline. Just get their
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  Speaker 1: stupid fake match over with and let's move along with
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  Speaker 1: our lives. My god, it's annoying, fitty, annoying as hell.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady, go away, bro, you're to goat go to
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  Speaker 1: You're on my TV during football, Go to bleep away
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  Speaker 1: for a few months, please, all right? Anyway, I digress