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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 23rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it due to the graphic nature of his
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  Speaker 1: propt listener discretion, is it lies?
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Shows?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, well
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  Speaker 1: day number four of five word almost a yeah. You
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  Speaker 1: know I always say it's a Thursday. We're good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is Thursday. It's July to twenty third, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: We have the Woody Show. My name is Woody. That's
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  Speaker 1: great Gory. We got Menace, hot Grass here, night Sea
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  Speaker 1: bass righting, y'all. We got the Sammy Jeff g Hello
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  Speaker 1: on the job today. There's Morgan, our associate producer, vaughn
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  Speaker 1: our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored,
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  Speaker 1: we got Menji. We got the phones open for you
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  Speaker 1: at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send
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  Speaker 1: us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: News headlines with Gina grad We got the birthdays and
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  Speaker 1: the porn of birth. Did you get to see what
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  Speaker 1: all the big news is about today July twenty third.
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  Speaker 1: It's international YadA YadA, YadA, day, YadA, YadA, YadA, which
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  Speaker 1: Welleld like Seinfeld, you don't know the Seinfeld reference of
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 4: Nope, real it basically means like we had sex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like he went, came over, YadA YadA, he left the
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  Speaker 4: next morning.
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  Speaker 1: So on, so forth. Another. I don't think I ever
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  Speaker 1: watched every episode. Wow, I watched it eighteen. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a show. I think I appreciated more as time goes on.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it when it when it aired, but I
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  Speaker 1: like it. I appreciate it even more, Like you, It's
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  Speaker 1: one of those shows I feel like I I see her,
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  Speaker 1: hear notice something different, Like that's why I want to
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  Speaker 1: watch like Sopranos again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right this, And the classic line is it's a
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  Speaker 5: show about nothing. No, no, no, it's a show about human nature. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's what.
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to watch. What was it that new
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  Speaker 6: show What's the Other Guy?
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  Speaker 1: Curb?
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  Speaker 4: You're and oh the Larry David?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to watch the History show. But I fell asleep.
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  Speaker 6: But when I woke up, it was showing like really
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  Speaker 6: old episodes of Curb. And I didn't know that it's
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  Speaker 6: been around since the year two thousand.
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  Speaker 4: Oh because it took like a ten year break.
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  Speaker 5: It looked crazy and it shot it on basically home camera. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like the first couple of seasons of sunny in Philadelphia, Like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I could have done that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insane. Today is hot enough for you Day?
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  Speaker 7: Greg?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? It is finally national or just Grandma Day?
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  Speaker 4: Gilfy.
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  Speaker 1: It's National Refreshment Day, National sprinkle Day, which I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: means like what you ice cream? Okay, although Jimmy, ye
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  Speaker 1: see other people other people say Jimmy Jimmy. That to
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  Speaker 1: me sounds on appetized. I grew up with Jimmy's. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want Yeah, I was all sprinkles, sprinkles, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want Jimmies on my ice cream.
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  Speaker 4: Aren't Jimmy's just chocolate sprinkle?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: It never rainbow eat right?
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  Speaker 9: Rainbow is sprinkle and chocolate is Jimmy?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well today it's National Vanilla ice Cream Day. Why?
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  Speaker 5: Because because I'm the same for you, Like idiots call
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  Speaker 5: them sprinkles, call them Jimmy's.
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  Speaker 4: You can call them chocolate sprinkles.
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  Speaker 1: No. I thought you were saying like we had a wrong,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm on your side. What they're stupid Jimmy's.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know, it's just what they call them.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying do you want rainbow sprinkles or
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  Speaker 4: chocolate sprinkles.
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  Speaker 1: Better? Because I wouldn't really say, like the chocolate ones
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  Speaker 1: never really tasted chocolate. No, just like the rainbow tastes identical.
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  Speaker 1: And today is a peanut butter and chocolate day. Ever
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  Speaker 1: in like classic taste. What about a classic smell? What
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  Speaker 1: is a nostalgic smell? Nostalgic smell? Yeah, like just I
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  Speaker 1: guess something.
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  Speaker 4: Fresh cut grass running around on the long.
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  Speaker 1: Orange secondhand smell, that's mine?
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  Speaker 6: Oranges about oranges just being outside, Uh, you know, playing
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  Speaker 6: sports friends and you take that break and you get
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  Speaker 6: oranges and like orange slices and this orange.
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  Speaker 1: Juice on Saturday Sunday morning. That's a nostalgic smell for
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  Speaker 1: the orange. Well how about this one? Can you picture
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  Speaker 1: the close your eyes and can you remember the smell
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  Speaker 1: of what the video store smelled like? Like how Blockbuster
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  Speaker 1: used to smell?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, yes, I can popcorny plastic like a carpet, like
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  Speaker 4: a disinfected But.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are just named three of the five things.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty funny because there was a there was
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  Speaker 1: an article going around about video stores in the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: They all had these five smells. It didn't matter if
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  Speaker 1: it was Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, our local stores called Primetime,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. They all smell the same overheated plastic,
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  Speaker 1: mostly because you know the VHS tapes, the cases that
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  Speaker 1: they were in stuff, right, carpet cleaner and vacuums, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, most stores had that like really thin blue carpet,
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  Speaker 1: industrial grade carpet that always needed cleaning, stale buttery popcorn
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  Speaker 1: because they would either sell popcorn or in the lines,
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  Speaker 1: in the line they had the microwave popcorn, but it
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  Speaker 1: was the guy that was already in the bucket, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some of them had like the i know, Blockbuster had
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  Speaker 1: their own brand of like the just the ones that
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  Speaker 1: ended up being like a little brown paper bag looking thing.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool ones were the ones that were the
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  Speaker 1: popcorn bucket. You put the whole yeah, you put the
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  Speaker 1: whole damn thing in there. Printed paper because every store
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  Speaker 1: had the posters, the magazines, the you know sometimes books,
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  Speaker 1: you know, things like that, and then uh, aqua waves
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  Speaker 1: air freshener is that what it is? So that was
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  Speaker 1: the go to apparently this was the go to air
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  Speaker 1: freshener for most of the Blockbusters stores.
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  Speaker 4: Like, okay, it was it was a very specific.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hands on that. Yeah, aqua waves air freshener.
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking for that right now.
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  Speaker 1: It is funny, though, man, like, man, where was I recently?
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  Speaker 1: And I got a whiff of something like I was
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  Speaker 1: at my grandma's house.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it almost makes you cry, you know, like when
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  Speaker 11: you have that heavy nostalgia. Yeah, Like I tried a
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  Speaker 11: food that my grandma used to serve, but it was
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  Speaker 11: like ready made from a store and it tasted identical
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  Speaker 11: to hers, and I cried.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahs brought you back.
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  Speaker 11: The taste brought me right back to the eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you start going there, mine starts going down
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  Speaker 1: that rabbit hole of like, oh man, that was such
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  Speaker 1: a good time. Oh this person was alive then, And yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: that's person nostalgia.
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  Speaker 6: I try to to make and tell you that's why
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  Speaker 6: eating at a restaurant alone is sad, not about like,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not afraid what people think about me. It just
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  Speaker 6: I'm in my own head. I'm like, oh, man, I
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  Speaker 6: remember when I used to be out at the local
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  Speaker 6: diner with my friends. You know, I'm here by myself.
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  Speaker 1: But even if it's like for what reason in a
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  Speaker 1: moment like there's yeah, like you're too busy, but I
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  Speaker 1: want to eat. I have just enough time. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for something. My head of like, oh it used
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  Speaker 1: to be, like.
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  Speaker 9: The nostalgia of it will bring him back.
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  Speaker 1: You know that thing.
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  Speaker 5: You can make your own little friends. You can make
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  Speaker 5: them with your wife.
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  Speaker 1: You always you're not sure, can have some kids talking
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: about time for your birthdays. Birthday, shame's sh and you
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  Speaker 1: know we don't happy birthdays to Daniel Radcliffe. It was
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  Speaker 1: Harry Potter, of course, thirty seven years old today. Yeah, girl,
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  Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson is sixty five, Slash is sixty one. I
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  Speaker 1: just saw a video where Slash showed up at like
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  Speaker 1: some events.
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  Speaker 4: Yes they turned him away, No, they turned him away.
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  Speaker 11: Oh I saw the one where he was not even
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  Speaker 11: acknowledging anybody.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't he.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't on the list, so they made him go through
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  Speaker 4: the front and he was like.
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  Speaker 1: We're whatever, Slash and people are like, don't you know
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  Speaker 1: who that is? Slash from guns and Roses and like
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  Speaker 1: the people off frontolers. I mean, he's more like stashes.
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  Speaker 5: He snacks, stashing some snacks and his belly.
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  Speaker 1: Is that something you can relate to? Nope? Not okay,
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  Speaker 1: cool chain watt though, Greg, Yeah, today is Martin Gore's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't I know that guitarist and keyboard is for
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  Speaker 1: who Menace Martin Gore? Yeapah, I don't know that songwriter
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  Speaker 1: for Depeche Mode Greg Martin Gore. Sorry, why do you
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  Speaker 1: have it out for Greg Martin Lee?
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  Speaker 4: Or I don't care about Greg?
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  Speaker 1: You know his middle name? Yeah, that's right, it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Marlon Wayans is a celebrating a birthday today. He's fifty four.
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  Speaker 1: Gary Payton, the NBA Hall of Famer The Glove is
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  Speaker 1: fifty eight. Chris mccarpenter from Buffy the Vampire Slayer An
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  Speaker 1: Angel is fifty six. And Monica Lewinsky, oh wow, is
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  Speaker 1: fifty three years old to to check with the crunchy dress.
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  Speaker 4: Oh she's back in a big way.
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  Speaker 1: She's like a podcast right yeah. Yeah, good for her.
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  Speaker 1: Good for her your part, because there was no chance
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  Speaker 1: she was ever gonna have like a normal life, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she was never gonna be able to just kind of
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  Speaker 1: like fade into just obscurity. Yeah. Yeah. Your partner of
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  Speaker 1: birthday today is Lily Phillips and Today's Birthday Girl. She
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  Speaker 1: got famous quote unquote for banging one thy one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirteen dudes in just twelve hours. How about that
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  Speaker 1: for a nostalgic smell? All right, I told you I
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  Speaker 1: worked out with her in the gym at the av Ends.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. She continues to make her parents proud in
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty six fine films, including twenty five
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  Speaker 1: Student Gang Bang. Nice. She was in First an Old
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  Speaker 1: Dildo Ride, Volume one, Rough Sex on the Pool Table.
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  Speaker 1: Also Nerdy Nimpho gets her defix.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: She was in Small Penis Humiliation. Oh cool? Also bending
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  Speaker 1: your favorite slut into all kinds of positions and then
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: who can forget her? Unforgettab role in Shower Wall Dildo Bang.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like it's like stuck to the wall.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the ones that has like Sea Best has
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  Speaker 1: one sitting on his desk on top of the Let's
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  Speaker 1: say that's a cucumber or a pickle? Is it for
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: the show pickle? Yeah, it's designed to stick for the
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: hunter top. That's a Lily Philip twenty five years old
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  Speaker 1: day and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays here
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  Speaker 1: on the Woody Show. Not the name of the mascot per se, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: per Se. That's fancy. Yeah, is always fancy, per Se.
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  Speaker 1: I love some.
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  Speaker 7: That's nice girls.
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  Speaker 1: Show. Shout out to the homie Joe Koy. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: go another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.
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  Speaker 1: Woody greg ra phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 1: Woody sent us a text open to two two nine
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  Speaker 1: eighty seven. Hey, next week is Nark Week'll meet our
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  Speaker 1: annual week of cart narking because Shark Week on Discovery
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  Speaker 1: and then it's Nark Week, a whole week of new
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  Speaker 1: cart narks episodes. And Jeff g got involved. Yes, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I canna give you We're not gonna give you any details,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, wait, Jeff, Jeff went out with Agent Sebastian insane.
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  Speaker 7: It was probably one of the best couple of hours
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  Speaker 7: of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Man, it was interesting. Yeah, it was really Yeah, man, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get your your take. I've seen a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people going after Tom Brady, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: he's just see the slap with was it Logan Paul
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  Speaker 1: and then he's flipping off. Yeah, obviously it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: solid scripted for w w E correctly. Ye does this
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  Speaker 1: cheapen tom Brady's legacy? Really?
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  Speaker 6: Because I was actually just listening to podcasts yesterday he
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  Speaker 6: said it absolutely does. I've a lot of they go, look,
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  Speaker 6: the slap was cool at the Fanatics thing, but when
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  Speaker 6: you're out in public and you're like doing flipping people
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  Speaker 6: off and stuff, They're like, we don't want to see
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  Speaker 6: our goat acting an idiot like that.
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  Speaker 1: We want to be we want.
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  Speaker 6: You to be like Jordan, where you just like pop
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  Speaker 6: up here and there. That's what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: You never saw you You wouldn't see Michael Jordan doing
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  Speaker 1: something like that, you know, Yeah, but it just seems
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  Speaker 1: so tacky and unnecessary. Dude, you're Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have enough money.
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  Speaker 7: I disagree for the simple fact that Michael Jordan also
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  Speaker 7: gambled illegally behind everybody's you know, back, and did all
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  Speaker 7: that stuff. Tom Brady's yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just that's cool. That's just different doing something
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  Speaker 1: in his private life behind the It wasn't like some
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  Speaker 1: stupid I put it, like influencer culture, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: where you're you know, you're pranking, and you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it just seems it seems cheap.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a w I'm a w W E fan. I
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  Speaker 7: get when somebody's in character and a lot of celebrities
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  Speaker 7: have done it. We've seen Bad Bunny do it. We've
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  Speaker 7: seen a bunch of people do it. And to me,
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  Speaker 7: that's just part of the thing when you jump into
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  Speaker 7: the universe and it'll be over in two weeks and
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  Speaker 7: everybody will forget about it. So I think everybody needs
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  Speaker 7: to chill. He's still the goat. He's fine, he's done
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  Speaker 7: with football, live his life and makes him extra bread.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs it, you know. You know, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: there's plenty of ways that he can make money that
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  Speaker 1: would I don't think that would cheat.
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  Speaker 6: Even it's just like the money factor at all. I
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  Speaker 6: think that didn't even come to mind. It was just like, why, dude,
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  Speaker 6: why the most decorated?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? I actually like it.
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  Speaker 1: In history, do you remember when he won in Tampa
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  Speaker 1: and he was just s faced.
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  Speaker 7: I mean Tampa, right, and he was tossing the you know,
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  Speaker 7: throwing the football from.
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  Speaker 1: Ship to ship and all that stuff like that's cool.
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  Speaker 7: I think that's cool because I just get the sight
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  Speaker 7: of him, we don't you know, get to see. And
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  Speaker 7: I think this w W thing is kind of cool too,
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  Speaker 7: because he was so straight laced and and.
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  Speaker 1: So like you knows, yeah, so like jeez, god forbid.
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  Speaker 12: But that's It's like, I don't I all guys think
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  Speaker 12: he's supposed we're supposed to think he's super hot, and
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  Speaker 12: I don't get that. But he doesn't really have much
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  Speaker 12: of a personality. So all of a sudden, him like
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  Speaker 12: coming out like a you know, mean tough guy. I'm like,
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  Speaker 12: who who's this? Where's this guy?
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  Speaker 13: Ben?
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  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be super hot?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 14: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Guy?
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  Speaker 12: Every guy thinks like, oh, he's definitely like if I
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  Speaker 12: was a woman, like every guy.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not every I've heard it like a garoppolo.
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  Speaker 4: No, Tom Brady is like the standard. From what I've heard,
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 15: Every dude would say that, yeah, specifically men for some reason.
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  Speaker 15: And then when a girl go it was like, I
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  Speaker 15: don't know, he doesn't do much for me. They're like,
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  Speaker 15: you're life, he was the most attractive man ever.
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Just dom alright, Yeah, I mean Sammy, you're a big
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady quote fan? Right, Yes, all right. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think is you're you're the Patriots fan. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: do you think it cheapens his legacy?
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  Speaker 9: I'm kind of with Jeff g on this. You know,
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  Speaker 9: just let him live his life like it.
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  Speaker 15: I don't think it takes away from his legacy because
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  Speaker 15: he still did what he did. He's still the most
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  Speaker 15: incredible quarterback we have ever seen, and that's not ever
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  Speaker 15: going to change.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a god who is just talking about was
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  Speaker 1: it Man Billy Joel or somebody who said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: these legacy artists went like, you're only cheapening, you know,
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  Speaker 1: your legacy by continuing to release new music. At a
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: certain point, like you get to a point and you
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  Speaker 1: got to just stop, just lean into the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you know, people love this huge archive of these big
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  Speaker 1: hits from fine twenty thirty, forty years ago or more
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  Speaker 1: a piano man, Yeah, that's like that's cool, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. But at some point, like people forget
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  Speaker 1: because you've you've made it difficult to remember that now
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  Speaker 1: it's like more frame of reference on you know, you
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  Speaker 1: is you know, flipping off people or smacking people at
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  Speaker 1: a WWE thing with Logan Paul Paul some of Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Does it cheapen Mike tyson'slegacy. That's also different because of
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  Speaker 1: who Mike Tyson has always been.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't become a totally different character.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always been that guy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he went to jail, so right. I mean, what
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  Speaker 7: Samy's trying to say, though, too, is like it doesn't
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  Speaker 7: erase anything. And I agree with her, I just I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I well, you're gonna do something that might I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I've always seen it other than the cheating thing. It
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  Speaker 1: was was she pregnant at the time. Other than the
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: cheating thing, I've always seen him as kind of a
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: classy guy, you know, and a guy who just took
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: his job really very straight. I kind of set him
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: on a pedestal. He's above this.
• 16:54
  Speaker 15: Yeah, he did take it very seriously, obviously, and we
• 16:57
  Speaker 15: still didn't watch the downfall of Tom Brady in his career.
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: I ended at a time that he knew it was
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: time to end.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Now. He did everything so.
• 17:05
  Speaker 15: Right, right, But now he's finally allowed to live his
• 17:08
  Speaker 15: life and let loose in a way.
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: That he was never able to do before.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody's all Yeah, correct. I mean the whole question is
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: like he could do whatever he wants. It's just other
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: people are allowed to have like a take in or
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: opinion on it. And for someone on the outside who's
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: just a I'm just a fan as a as a
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: football fan. You know, I'm not trying to bang him
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: like some other dudes are, but I'm just from the
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: outside looking in. It just seems like, come on, man,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: like you are the greatest quarterback of all, Like you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you've always been super classy and what like, you don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: need to do that. I know, do whatever he wants.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: I's going to say, like I I side with both,
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: Like I'm with Jeff g. I love seeing Tom Brady
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: actually like let loose some party in Florida. That was
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: fun cool, But I'm with you what he were. I
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: don't want to see him slumming with the Paul Brothers
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: and doing dumb So.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: It's more about WWE than it is about him.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: No, if he's at the w W Arena, that's fine.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: But if he's like with the Paul Brothers, like out
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: out of a soccer game and doing he's doing a sketch,
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: it could be worse.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: You could have like an only fans or be hitting
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: chicks and stuff like that. At least he's not doing that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: He's not Aaron Hernandez.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Just his life, Jeff. If he wants to hit chicks,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: you know, Like, what is about that phrase? I know, Greg,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and I like for some reason, there's something about it
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: when people just left the just living life. Just let
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: him have fun.
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: Nobody's denying him the right to live.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: It's accusing you of trying to stop Tom Brady.
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: We're talking about an image thing.
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I get that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I get because it's always applied. It's it's you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it's applied as a way to excuse things a lot
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like just having fun. Just do you, bro. It doesn't
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: mean you're supposed to like you know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: Or to me, it implies that if you don't think
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: it's good for the image, you're somehow trying to end it,
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: or or that you're going home and obsessing about it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. I was just curious to get your, uh,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: your take on it. I saw and heard a lot
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: about the same stuff that that menaced it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: I can't wait to see what he does next meets
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: me neither, boy, oh boy.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I want to see him eat a burger I mean, Bort,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: let me ask you as a wrestling fan, like from
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the wrestling fan side of it, I mean, do you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: care about this at all? Not really?
• 19:17
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean if it's Tom Brady, I mean it's fine.
• 19:19
  Speaker 16: I remember when Lawrence Taylor showed up at a WrestleMania
• 19:21
  Speaker 16: and wrestled Bam bam bigelow.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's fun. That's also different.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Thing.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's also different because he was also, you know, a badass,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Like he was also kind of a trashy ahole, right, yeah, but.
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: It's kind of fun to hear it from Bort's side, Like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: as the ww fan, what do we think about this
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: football guy coming out?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine.
• 19:37
  Speaker 16: They have celebrities come in all the time, and like
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: somebody like bad Bunny came in and everyone thought, oh,
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: he's not going to do anything good.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna be a flop. And he's like more
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: talented than half the wrestler is there right now? What
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: do you think of Pat McAfee as like a commentator? No,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Like when he's doing like the wrestling stuff.
• 19:51
  Speaker 16: He was also surprisingly impressive in the ring, Like he
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: did a really good job. He knows how to work
• 19:57
  Speaker 16: a crowd too, Like that's the thing, like most other athletes,
• 20:00
  Speaker 16: football players that come in there, they don't know how
• 20:02
  Speaker 16: to work a crowd. But somebody like Pat McAfee and
• 20:04
  Speaker 16: I think Tom Brady will also know how to work
• 20:06
  Speaker 16: a crowd.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Really well yeah yeah, but it was also like kind
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: of a surprise again like in the venue where I mean,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know if any other examples of these guys
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: or sports guys that are doing this stuff that they
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: were doing shenanigans outside and it's like.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: One thing like you set it up at you know,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: during one of the WrestleMania's or like one of the
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: other events.
• 20:27
  Speaker 16: Well, they're really trying to treat fanatics as the comic
• 20:31
  Speaker 16: con of sports right now, Like this is.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Well we're talking, we said the slap is cool at fanatics,
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: but flipping off people over at the soccer game and
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: going back and forth, Hey, you got.
• 20:42
  Speaker 16: The storyline going, man, you gotta get eyes on the product.
• 20:45
  Speaker 16: You're going to keep stringing along through all these different
• 20:47
  Speaker 16: little events and keep it going.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Also, damn you Brady contributing to the whole Like is
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: this reels this not real thing that we always have
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: to contend with now don't know what to believe. Is
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: he really beefing with Logan Paul?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we know what's what's not real.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think there was any doubt about that. Well,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: there were a couple of people like, oh my god,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: did you see that Tom Bradie slap?
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: You went crazy?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Like man, that people will believe the dumbest stuff. Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: it was on the internet. That is true.
• 21:16
  Speaker 17: It's still.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: And let's sweet things. Over and over to Gina Grads
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: side of the room, and you get today's trending news headlines.
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: Oh, we're sure there's nothing to see here, but we
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: do have a new conspiracy for Jeffrey Epstein theorists, so
• 21:30
  Speaker 12: they can do a little deep dive on this one.
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: This sixty nine year old model scout named Daniel sayed
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: he was under investigation in France for alleged ties to
• 21:40
  Speaker 12: Epstein's sex trafficking network. Well, he's been found dead at
• 21:43
  Speaker 12: his home in Paris. Cops haven't said his cause of death.
• 21:47
  Speaker 12: They've ordered an autopsy. That sayad had been accused by
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: several women of rape and trafficking, but he denied doing
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: anything wrong and said his relationship with Epstein was strictly professional,
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: but French investigators. They're looking into his role in recruiting
• 22:01
  Speaker 12: young women for Epstein, after his name appeared thousands of
• 22:05
  Speaker 12: times in some recently released DOJ files. Well, the House
• 22:09
  Speaker 12: has passed a bill that would ban members of Congress
• 22:12
  Speaker 12: from trading individual stocks.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Good, what good? They're the only ones who end up
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: getting rich off of insider trading. They're really good at it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Everybody else will get busted. Martha Stewart goes to jail.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: But these guys somehow, Man, they are some miracle. They
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: come to pass it though they have to pass it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 12: Well, that's the thing. I'm sure, I'm sure there's gonna
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: be a little hick up there. But the Stop Insider
• 22:37
  Speaker 12: Trading Act would keep members of Congress and their families
• 22:40
  Speaker 12: from buying new stocks, but they would let them keep
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: the stocks that they already have. So this all seems
• 22:45
  Speaker 12: like a great idea because there seems to be something
• 22:47
  Speaker 12: in the water where these you know, like you said,
• 22:49
  Speaker 12: these public servants about magically all become like these financial wizards.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all of a sudden, they're better investors than
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: warm buffing.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but killing it, Yeah, to.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Those sites where it's like they ran Okay, well, here's
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: how Warren Buffett did last year, you know, on his trading.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: And then here's all the members of Congress.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Their genius is, there's all the.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Senators, here's all the government officials, and it's like, man,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: you've got a bunch of brilliant people, like the people
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: who should go work for Warren. Yeah, well they're stock
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: apps that will match. Yeah, I forget the name of
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: that app.
• 23:19
  Speaker 12: Well, like Mennis said, don't get too hopeful, because yes,
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: it passed in the House, but what are the chances
• 23:24
  Speaker 12: this is actually going to go to the distance and
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: become a law for them.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: They can even figure out the daylight saving time things.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 12: But the one thing that the one thing they can
• 23:32
  Speaker 12: all agree on is no matter what's still left on
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: the table to be dealt with, they all take Christmas vacation.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: So thank god for that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 12: And the government also very busy on other really important things,
• 23:43
  Speaker 12: like trying to pass a bill that would ban cell
• 23:45
  Speaker 12: phones and video calls on airplanes. Mostly yeah, mostly because
• 23:50
  Speaker 12: people who make them are very annoying.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: But they say it's also a safety issue and.
• 23:54
  Speaker 12: They want to minimize the disruptions and the distractions, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: as we've seen on a million videos, loud people on
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: planes always seem to be the ones who get in fights,
• 24:03
  Speaker 12: and that's obviously not something pilots want to deal with
• 24:05
  Speaker 12: when they're flying.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Now that the Wi Fi has gotten better, you get
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like streaming speed Wi Fi on planes. Now, people that
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: have their phone set up to Wi Fi calling like,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: sometimes I don't know, it's happened to me. Where the
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: phone rings?
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, now I have the ring are on, but
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm not taking the call. If you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: took a call on a plane, no, because it's like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: talking to somebody next to you because you're No, because
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: people are so loud. They are they're so loud, loud
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: in real life too, No, I'm and I'm saying they're not.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying when you are captive on a plane
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and you can't get away from this person who's being loud,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the dox is on a phone call, and you know
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: these guys are going to be on the calls the
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: entire flights like shot off.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: And also this has been a problem since cell phones
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: were invented. Why does everyone talk louder when they're on
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: their cell phone? As supposed to next.
• 24:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, that's a good question. And I just
• 24:57
  Speaker 11: got accused of that by Mario. I was really ordering
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: some Chinese food and I called it in and he
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: kept waving at me, and I said, what are you doing?
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: He said, you're screaming. I said, I am.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I had no idea apparently.
• 25:10
  Speaker 11: Phone.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So back when I was in high school, I worked
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: at McDonald's and I did the drive through, and everybody
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: yells at the drive through, and it carried over into
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: my adult life. So now I sometimes ago, I'm sorry,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: we're having a hard time hearing you, Like they have
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to tell me to speak up, because I don't want
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to yell yeah into the speaker. I'll just talk to
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: normal speaking enough. Sometimes it's not, but most of the time,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's appreciated, because man, people are just yelling
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Screa number two.
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: They all do it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what I got that they brought back
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: for a limited time. I got one of the fried
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: apple pies. I forgot how much those hit. Those are
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: so good, man, I don't know why I had it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I go wild, Why did you ever go to the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: baked ones? Because people were outside crispy. But then then
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: he got like a little bit of chewiness to it,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then hot apple. I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: not even a huge apple pie guy, but man, those
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: fried apple pies, Man, those are good. Go back and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and and uh and and and
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: reintroduce yourself. Oh yeah, I don't know how much longer
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: they're keeping those around. But I saw it was like
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they had a little thing posted and I go, oh, yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'd forgotten and uh, and so I ordered it. It
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: was it was it was everything I remembered. Good. It's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: so good.
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: It's only everything you remembered if it takes like the
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: top layer of the roof of your mouth off.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I waited a while. I didn't dive right in. I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: ate the double cheeseburger that I ordered first. Yeah, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I gave it a little bit. I waited for the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: apple pie until I got home and it was still
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: it was still plenty of warm and high. It was good.
• 26:45
  Speaker 12: Well, if this bill passes, when it hits the floor,
• 26:48
  Speaker 12: it'll actually make this call thing affected within six months,
• 26:51
  Speaker 12: so that's actually pretty quick for the government. William Shatner
• 26:54
  Speaker 12: is opening up about this battle he and his daughter.
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: Turns out kept private for years. Apparently, his daughter Melanie
• 27:01
  Speaker 12: and he were both diagnosed with stage four cancer within
• 27:04
  Speaker 12: about a year of each other, and they're both cancer
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: free now. So Melanie was diagnosed with aggressive stage four
• 27:10
  Speaker 12: breast cancer in twenty twenty two and went through chemo
• 27:13
  Speaker 12: and a double mistectomy. Then in twenty twenty three, Shatner
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: found out he had stage four melanoma that had spread
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: to his lungs and brain. Yeah, that required surgery, two
• 27:23
  Speaker 12: years of immunotherapy. But now they're both in remission. They're
• 27:28
  Speaker 12: they're launching, and it's not like he's like thirty years old.
• 27:33
  Speaker 12: They're pushing a new podcast called No Time. But now
• 27:37
  Speaker 12: that's what they're gonna interview health experts and cancer survivors.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: So pretty cool. He is still kicking, man. He went
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: to space already.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Two.
• 27:48
  Speaker 11: He also did an episode of Celebrity I Owe You
• 27:51
  Speaker 11: with the Property Brothers.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Lucky.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Finally some good news for Greg and all those hardcore
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: coffee junks.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: He's out there right now.
• 28:02
  Speaker 12: The American Heart Association says that five cups of coffee
• 28:05
  Speaker 12: a day is still within this safe range for most
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: adults five.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Five, and there's more.
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: The group looked over decades of research and found that
• 28:14
  Speaker 12: people who drank a few cups a day had a
• 28:16
  Speaker 12: lower risk of stroke and a lower risk of developing
• 28:20
  Speaker 12: type two diabetes. But one important caveat Those benefits only
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: apply to the coffee itself, not like all the crap,
• 28:26
  Speaker 12: the sugars and the syrups and the creamers. So go
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: ahead and have that coffee, but try it black like
• 28:32
  Speaker 12: Samy does.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear a clip of Greg when
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: he arrives in the morning. Yeah, because he goes directly
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: from as soon as he walks in from the he
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: takes a hard left toward the break room and he
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: walks up to the coffee machine and he says, Oh, Jesus,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that. Wow. Literally everyone, Oh, I'm telling you,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: oh goodness feeling.
• 29:08
  Speaker 11: I recently went to the doctor and he told me
• 29:10
  Speaker 11: there's one thing that's on the very top of his
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: list of never ever ever put in your body, and
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: that is the venus the vanilla coffee creamers. Oh really,
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: they're so good, And he said in his doctor's office,
• 29:26
  Speaker 11: won't even allow it. It's the worst thing you can
• 29:29
  Speaker 11: eat or not eat.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Like, what about it? I said?
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: Read the first few ingredients, which I refuse to do.
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: It's basically just oils, glycerine, sugar.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Consume's that different from the other stuff. And you use
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: such a small amount of I use.
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: One of the little coffee made packets. It's not even
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: a teaspoon.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Had creamer and so long. I always use a protein
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: drink like chocolate or vanilla, and they're like, look, I
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: had protein.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You're not using the new coffee machine that we have.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I have one.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: This a little bit closer now, I haven't seen it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: It's at the end of the hall that way. It's nice.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It's Chris. You know what. I'll check it out today. Yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: me too. Well that's what's going on with Thank you
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: very much, Genograd.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: In a time of luxury, why wouldn't you use it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Nostalgia?
• 30:13
  Speaker 12: I may do it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: Yours the show.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Gina was talking about in one of the trending news
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: headline stories about how they're passing. They passed it where
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: the house about Like politicians can't profit Basically they can't
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: trade stocks moving forward. Like so if you're a congressman,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a senator or whatever, they will be able to trade.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: If you have a trading act, you can keep those
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: keep those.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: But sell them. But you can't use your insider information.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: But then we're only gonna stuck with people that actually
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: want to do the job.
• 30:50
  Speaker 11: I don't know all that, but who.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Would want to do It's like it's a get rich
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: quick scheme because then you serve one I think it's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: one full term. Is it one full term? Well you
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: get yeah, you get lifetime health time. Can you imagine
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you know, not bad? Yeah, if you can get it,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: not bad. I mean if you want good, uh, financial advice,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I guess just ask a congressman.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what your politicians.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't don't bother with all these these people that
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: work at like Morgan Stanley. No, no, no, all the
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: big investment places. Got to change the language. Yeah, Steer,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: what do they know?
• 31:29
  Speaker 11: He spent a lifetime of public service?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Morgan? What was the There was a UFC fighter
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that was given some advice.
• 31:37
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, so I don't know any of this means,
• 31:40
  Speaker 18: let me know if this is good advice.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: His name is Sean Strickland.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's very good champ.
• 31:45
  Speaker 18: Right now, he's pretty popular. So I'm gonna bleep some
• 31:48
  Speaker 18: of these things out. Listen, little mother efforts open a
• 31:52
  Speaker 18: high yield account, save up three months of life. Then
• 31:55
  Speaker 18: open a fidelity go with f X A I X
• 32:00
  Speaker 18: whatever that is. He said, any solid fund, invest every
• 32:04
  Speaker 18: dollar you have in it. When you draw from your
• 32:07
  Speaker 18: high yield, stop investing, refill high yield, then back to investing.
• 32:12
  Speaker 18: I believe in you y ends, which means yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: We all know, all right, what does this mean? Uh? Well, listen,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: little mother efforts means pay attention.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Got it, got that part.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Next part, open a high yield account. So high yield
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: it's like a high yield savings account. It just pays
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: like a like a higher interest rate than a standard
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: UH savings account would be a money market. Money market's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: a good example that. Yeah. Now keep in mind, this
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: is all information I have just kind of gleaned and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: learned over the years, like and my knowledge isn't exactly
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: like you know. This is not expert advice. I'm just
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: trying to help decode this. Ask somebody, not chat GPT,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: but you ask somebody, you know. I'm just trying to
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: give a little little insight. So if I if I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: get something wrong, some of you financial experts out there,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: my apologies, I'm sure let us know. Yeah, but okay,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: so save three months of life. In other words, that's
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: your that's your buffer, that's your nest eggere, like expenses
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: of expenses should something happen. In fact, I was just
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: reading about this. Your report finds that three and four
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Americans don't have enough savings to survive a financial setback
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: or to reach a major life milestone. So as far
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: as like what you need, you know, eighteen to twenty nine,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: those people say forty thousand is what they would need.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Forty thousand to cover, you know, all the stuff life
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: for three months. Yeah, three to six months is you know,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: depending on who you talk to anyway, So that that's
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: what that part means. Open a Fidelity Go. So Fidelity
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Go is it's like a robo advisor, so you're not
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: talking with an actual Fidelity is a company. By the way,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: so like Fidelity Investments.
• 33:48
  Speaker 11: Say it sounds like something they're financial advisor.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, correct, anyway, so it's like a it's a
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: robo this Fidelity Go is a robo advisor. So you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: could put in all your information. I'm a thirty nine
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: year old guy and this is what I have a salary,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: this is what I have saved these are my goals.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I want to retire. You put all your parameters in there.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: What your you know, tolerance is, Greg has a zero tolerance.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: He has no stomach for investing whatsoever. You put all
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: that stuff in there, and then the robo advisor makes
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: suggestions and you can decide whether you want to execute
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: those or not. And so it's a robo advisors. That's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Fidelity Go. The fx AIX, that's basically, you know, within
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: that Fidelity Go account, it's like a zero expense it's
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: like a it's a zero expense ratio mutual fund. So
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: like there's no fee under a certain amount of money.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Let's say it's like twenty thousand dollars, you know, and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: then there's a small percentage they charge you if it's
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: above say that twenty thousand. Again, don't quote me on
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the numbers. I don't know exactly what those numbers would mean.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: But the fx AIX is basically a Fidelity five hundred
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: index fund. I'm sure you've heard of the SNP five hundreds.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Those are the five biggest companies. So it's like five
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: hundred big companies. And you know, if you look at
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: like over the course of a certain amount of time.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: You know, the five hundred biggest companies, the chances that
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: they all. So if all your money is in a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: basically an s m P five hundred, you have this
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: that that's that's investment. That's the collection of stock that
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you own.
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: Right, that makes sense.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Correct. I would never say invest every dollar into the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: market because that's just goes back to diversification. People say,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: don't don't put all your eggs in one basket. Right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: The other thing is too, like you want to pay
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: off before you start doing a lot of stuff. You
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: want to pay off your your high interest debt first.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: And you have high interest debt, pay that off first.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Uh do your four one K match if your employer
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: does that? Does our employ I don't even know it
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: was on and it was off and it was on. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: things like that. But yeah, just just make sure that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you know, have that. You know, if if you are
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: making some money off of like a high interest you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: know yield whatever high yield, think pay that to get
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to that high debt stuff is as quickly as you can.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just a hole in a boat.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Correct, Well, they're really high interest ones. Yeah, you know.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you have some debt and it's at
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a reasonable rate. Fine, but if you have something really crazy,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: got yourself in there. Yeah. But yeah, but I mean
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: not not terrible, not bad for a guy's got his
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: brains pound and.
• 36:20
  Speaker 18: If you know Sticklan, this is I mean interesting for
• 36:22
  Speaker 18: him to post this stuff.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The f X A X is the S and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: P five hundred with dividends, so best for young people investing.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that fx AI. Well again, it's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: all it's like a fidelity so like it's it's a product.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's a product that's that's specific to fidelity.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Different different investment houses, they'll offer different quote products, Oh
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: what we can offer you this service, this whatever. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: So I mean, look, it's worth it's worth having like
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: a baseline knowledge of that stuff.
• 36:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like a basic fundamental understanding of it. But when
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: I hear, oh, the s n P is down three
• 36:59
  Speaker 11: and the uh you know it's the other one, the
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: s n P, and then the the what.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: I know, it's standard and that's all I know.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Right on the five hundred biggest companies, that's a lot
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: of tech stocks, is the tech heavy yes stocks, right,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: and then there's the market, the Dow is Dow is
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: the market overall mark.
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: Like the Dow is up nine hundred, and you know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 11: and I get it, Like, you know, people are texting
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: us and they're really digging some of the information.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: But then you know there's one of the the like
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: they're like.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Their board, it's not gonna then it's not gonna apply
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: to that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You could be broke your entire life,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: and you could be financially an idiot your entire life.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Or you could do like we've talked about, be ready
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: when your number is called, be ready if you lose
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: your job, be ready when something some emergency hits. What like,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you have to know at least the base level knowledge
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: of this stuff so you could protect yourself. Reason to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: get insurance, you've got to know somebody. You got to
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: know how to be financially responsible so you could protect yourself.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: And I always say how much or how little you got?
• 38:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and I say this to myself, I say this
• 38:08
  Speaker 12: to the kid. I'm like, look, that time is going
• 38:10
  Speaker 12: to pass anyway. You're either going to be you know,
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: where you started, or you're going to have more, you know,
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: if you invest.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It right or whatever, you can get crazy. Man, I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: mean people lose themselves in this stuff, and they and
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: you could do really well, or you could be really
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: stupid and be really reckless and really risky because it's
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: technically gambling.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: You.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It's not guaranteed, but the very least. It's the difference
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: between putting your money in a coffee can and bearing
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: it in the yard. And it does smarter than that
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: is having it in a bank, and even in a
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: really crappy savings account that barely gives you any interest,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: that's better. Well, what's better than the basic savings account
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: in the bank. Oh well, it's this stuff, but you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: have to know about it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: And then also, and I know it sucks because it
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: evolves like politics, but that one thousand dollars savings account
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: for any kids that has been born in the past
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: two years is pretty awesome and it should be taken
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: advantage of.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Oh yeah, I mean you can have
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: whatever thought you have on on politics or the people
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: behind it, but that's your money anyway. Yeah right, that's
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: it's not an advantage of it all right, eight seven
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: seven forty four. Wooding set us a text over to
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: two to ninety seven to any of that make any
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: sense or clear.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: You explained it really well. Yeah, you dumbed it down
• 39:23
  Speaker 10: for me. Thank you.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Again. I I I encourage anybody to go out and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: get some legitimate financial advice, even just to learn. There's
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: so much stuff out there that you can use to learn,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: even the basic stuff that will help you out tremendously.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: It's amazing how little you know about and there's so
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: much that's available to everybody. People go, oh, well, the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: rich people have the No, dude, there's a lot of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: stuff that's available to everybody. It's just that a lot
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of people don't talk about it because they see it's overwhelming. Yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: or they did or like like you said, yeah, like
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: oh now, then you tune out like it's not only yeah,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: but help yourself out. All right, we're gonna take a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: quick break or what he shows next.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: Hang on, I.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Have a little scab on my loop because I.
• 40:11
  Speaker 19: Could get any other day of the week, I would
• 40:16
  Speaker 19: I'll be one thousand percent down is it would not
• 40:19
  Speaker 19: bug But he has a visible.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I have a little scob and just don't kiss you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: will take your end of the hot dog, put it
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: into the bag and that way there's like a dental damn.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: Okay, in front of your.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Remember remember we talked about what was it the liquor store. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the liquor store in India. The leopard. God, that's so scary. Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: where's that? Where's that clip?
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: So this guy is having a great day, you know,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: just working there at the liquor store, and all of
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: a sudden there's a there's a leopard leaping for him. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: there's there. There's a leopard that just ends up jumping
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: into uh jumping into the mix. And it sounded just terrifying.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Nightmare.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have I have a clip here somewhere. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: here it is. This is from This is from the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: surveillance video inside the store. Again chilling, having a good
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: day work in the liquor store. Here comes the lever.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Wow damn.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well then there was another story. This is in Thailand,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: another liquor store. This one no, it was a monitor lizard.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Oh god, have you seen those?
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: And the lizard yeah Google at Venice.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: They kind of look like is it kind of like
• 41:44
  Speaker 11: the Komodo dragon.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're cool.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't want to near one. Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: This this is a seven foot monitor lizard. Just randomly
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: ran into the story. Here's how they reacted.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: They're like dinosaurs.
• 42:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, essentially, the komodo dragon, once it bites you, their
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: saliva gives you such an infection. They'll bite like let's
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: say a deer, and then they'll follow it around and
• 42:24
  Speaker 11: because it's just going to get almost instantly sick, and
• 42:27
  Speaker 11: they basically dive infection and then they get eaten bit
• 42:31
  Speaker 11: by one.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I don't I mean, like Steve Irwin something like that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 12: If this just like showed up and you look down
• 42:42
  Speaker 12: there was a monol lizard, like I would dive a
• 42:44
  Speaker 12: heart attack.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I mean feels that way about butterflies, any critter. Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: So this family in Florida, they were home sleeping middle
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of the night and they got the alert on their
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: phone that someone was at the front door, you know,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: like the the ring doorbell alerts. They said, they heard
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: a noise, they got the notification there was motion out there,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: so they looked at the cameras to check it out,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and staring back at them was this huge gator just
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: chilling on the front porch. It was in Florida, so
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: that that track it freaked out because they got small dogs,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you know, but the the dogs were inside, so they
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: were they were okay, they were all accounted for. The
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: gator just sitting there meant they couldn't get out, though
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: they couldn't held hostage.
• 43:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, right here, the shop factor is jaw dropping and unexpected.
• 43:32
  Speaker 13: For sure, I've been terrified. I've been looking over my shoulders,
• 43:34
  Speaker 13: head on a swivel, just making sure I don't get attacked,
• 43:37
  Speaker 13: the dog doesn't get attacked. And if we didn't get
• 43:39
  Speaker 13: that security alert to our cell phones, who knows what
• 43:41
  Speaker 13: would have happened.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It was a seven and a half foot gator walked
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: right out. But hey, Greg was once held capted by
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: a praying mantis many times. That was on the frame
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: of his front door. Oh, I could not believe she's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: got a seven and a half foot gator at her
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: front door. I'd rather have thin Greg was being held
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: hostage by Here's why I'd rather have her praying in
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: her problem. You can actually call somebody and they take
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: that seriously. They will remove it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 11: I can't call the praying mantis hotline.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: No, I don't even like bugs, and I've picked up
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: pragmantis just so I could take a picture of it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I found out who got bit by the
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: Kimodo dragon.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: It was Sharon Stone's ex husband. Did you remember that
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: he was a journalist too. His named Phil Bronston. Phil Bronstein. Yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: he got bitten by a komodo dragon. They called the cops.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Cops got the wildlife people. They came out, they removed it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: They get a wildlife what's your opinion on squirrels?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Do you guys like squirrels?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: I think they're adorable.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Me too. I feel like they can bite me at
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: any point. I don't think twice about it. I did
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: see a video on Instagram over the weekends last weekend
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: we could go where was feeding squirrels? Oh oh yeah,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and like I mean right from his hand.
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: Because I feel like lately there's been a lot of
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: squirrel hatred just out in the really in the ethos
• 44:59
  Speaker 11: yeah way that they're basically rats, but they have big
• 45:03
  Speaker 11: tail bushy tails, and that therefore they're cute.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: They're so cute.
• 45:06
  Speaker 11: I feel like there's a lot of squirrel hatred out
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: in the world. I would like to think that if
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: a squirrel came into my house, I wouldn't freak out.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Well, remember in the National Lampoon's Christmas vacation because the
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: dog was chasing the squirrel and up the table and
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: bending everything.
• 45:24
  Speaker 11: That was the I thought was the dumbest scene of
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: that whole.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Movie weird because squirrel hate is not in my way algorithm.
• 45:29
  Speaker 11: You of all people thought that was the dumbest, the
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: dumbest scene of that movie because when they noticed it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I can't remember if it was Clark, but somebody yells
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: out again, Greg, that's your reaction, no dream, no drama
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: to a butterfly. I agree. I am not denying that
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: most people are more word I think because squirrels would
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: be like cute, like rabies or something or.
• 45:52
  Speaker 11: But I get it if it was like, I don't know,
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: I don't dunk or something better.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Squirrel they're cute.
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: I'm so cute.
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: It could have been a rat. That would have even
• 46:00
  Speaker 11: been a better scene.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, raccoons are cute.
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: They are I wouldn't mess with.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Well, let's just.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Eat your trash.
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: Because woman in the park she was feeding the squirrels
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: and she was holding the food out in her open arms,
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: and the squirrels were climbing up her legs and climbing
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: on her arms and eating it.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cute.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Place that would go visit in Monterey, California, and there's
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: a park bench that people would sit on taurists and
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: then they just feed the squirrels and the squirrels will
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: like crawl their line.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: They usually asked you not to feed the squirrels because
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: of them. They'll just climb on random There's.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: A guy I forget what city he's in, but every
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: day he goes out with this giant bag of feet.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: He's a pigeon person. He loves pigeons. He's got this
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: give bag of he's just spreading it all over the
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: sidewalks and here comes all these pigeons and the woman
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: in the home alone. Yeah, but yeah, I'm like, well,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: aren't they not gonna just be crapping all over the place. Yes,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: this guy totally pig and people are weird. Pigeons are.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: This is Raccoons are not aggressive towards humans unless they're cornered.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: My friend raccoon.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So all the people who got attacked.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: MM this video of this lady that's been feeding raccoons
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: for like thirty five years. So now there's like a
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: raccoon army that shows.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Up to our house every day. Look how many raccoons.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, it's like snow white. Same. We had heard
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: about a guy like that, Oh yeahs had yeah, a
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: guy that he had found. Yeah, but then those raccoons
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: started like overtaking that guy. Squirrels. I work for a
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: power company. They cause so much damage. They chew wires constantly.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: That the main cause of outages. I hate squirrels. There's
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: another one. I'm in pest control. Uh. I do a
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: lot out in the field and we get rid of
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: ground squirrels, which are the bad ones. They do damaged
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and to properties and to the fields. Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 15: Les basically they fry themselves when they eat those wires.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: It's sash Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: In this one, they're big rats. Another text, I'm terrified
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: of squirrels.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of squirrel hey, and just.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I don't want to split hairs. But are we talking
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: squirrels specifically or can we throw chipmunks in there?
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Chipmunks are a whole different game. And those are adorable.
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: Those are like the size of your hand. They're so little,
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: they're so bad.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: A little pattern on their tail.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I saw a fox recently and I never realized how
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: tiny they are. Oh really, I guess you're small. I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen a fox in real life either.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: This one was dead.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Was somebody wearing it?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: No, it was like I was like walking through the
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: neighborhood and it was like really dead in the street. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what happened to it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: Have you ever seen a bobcat in real life?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: No? Yeah, no I have, not walking around.
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: But I would they mess with you bobcats?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I would assume. I would assume any of these things
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: would if they felt for whatever. Thretten like, how do
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you know? Like you can't just say that. I'm like,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: hey man, we're Coolah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I just want a selfie.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Four Woodie set his text over to two to nine
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break, you know,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: with a cop con going on. Tyler is gonna join
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: us next. And it's it's not nerd, but it's nerd adjacent,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like the card people, you know, but Tyler's nerdy trip
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to a card show. Okay. He says he's got some
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: audio from us, and uh, is it is it a game? Tyler?
• 49:19
  Speaker 20: Like the game? Is this a game he got set
• 49:21
  Speaker 20: up for us? Or just so basically, how much did
• 49:23
  Speaker 20: you pay for that card?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, all right, how much did you pay? Because
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: somebody's man, some of these guys, yeah, on like a
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: single card.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: I know Ryan Reynolds when he was at Fanatics, he
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: was looking at this card that he signed and him
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: and it and for like thirty two thousand dollars.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, if I'm ruying two thousand for one card.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: I'm signing my own stuff all day.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Somebody said, you look at the guy who works at
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the deli counter at the grocery store, right, yeah, dumb
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: as Tyler that that was pretty good. Somebody else said,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you kind of look like Paulie from Rocky Oh yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: brother yeah, brother in law.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Ye, the second year short squat.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what it was, Adrian's brother.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, Tyler has more of a New York deli vibe.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Butcher Yeah, yeah, you work at the Butcher shops.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he got upgraded.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Well he's got a game for us. How
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: much did you pay for that card? He went to,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: uh one of these like card shows where all these
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: card nerds go, which Tyler is one of them. Yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: so you fit right in.
• 50:46
  Speaker 20: Yeah, but you got This was definitely one of the
• 50:49
  Speaker 20: bigger shows of the year, over a thousand vendors were.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: There and what were you there to find?
• 50:54
  Speaker 20: I was actually there more to offload and sell stuff,
• 50:56
  Speaker 20: and I ended up doing that. Made just under a
• 50:59
  Speaker 20: grand really yeah, bunch of stuff. So one thousand dollars
• 51:03
  Speaker 20: selling how much stuff? Six cards came out to about
• 51:06
  Speaker 20: I think nine seventy six cards?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Awesome? All right, how much did you have into those cards?
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: I think like four three fifty four hundreds?
• 51:17
  Speaker 11: So made like and then how much is the table
• 51:20
  Speaker 11: for the day?
• 51:21
  Speaker 20: So I actually just carried my stuff around and just
• 51:23
  Speaker 20: sold it to the people who had the table because
• 51:25
  Speaker 20: they're always looking for extra inventory.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, they have cash on them.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you really know how to get this done?
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: It's fun trying to tell Sammy when she was pairing
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: down to move. Yeah, like all this stuff you don't
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: want give it to him like clip it, let him
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: flip it. Or Randy Face. Brandy's another guy used to
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: work with us. Randy like stay flipping, we call we
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: call Randy flipper Jesus. Yeah, real Randy goes and buys
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, he'll buy like batteries, like a
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: whole case of batteries, flipping diapers.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: He doesn't even have a kid.
• 51:56
  Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, he would buy it like real cheap on
• 52:00
  Speaker 20: Amazon and just resell it. I don't I think people
• 52:02
  Speaker 20: have the swap meet.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Well, what do I mean by how? Who's playing Randy Diaper?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: What one of your favorite people, Gary Vee?
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he had this video where he was saying, everybody
• 52:14
  Speaker 11: who bitches and moans about money, you could make four
• 52:16
  Speaker 11: hundred bucks a week.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: And this is what you do.
• 52:17
  Speaker 11: You go to Facebook, Marketplace or Craigslist, go to the
• 52:20
  Speaker 11: free section, take whatever the people are giving away and
• 52:23
  Speaker 11: then selling it. And he's like, you'll make four hundred
• 52:25
  Speaker 11: dollars a week, almost.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Guarantee if you know what you're looking for. You go
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: around to the garage sales, state sales like he finds.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: He does those videos too, where he'll go around he'll
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: find like some random thing and it's five hundred bucks.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: That does seem fun.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: He sells it for you know, liking in a bottle.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: But sometimes it happens you just had that garage sale.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to get rid of stuff. The people
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: who have garage shell they don't really care. It's like
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: if I get anything for it, I'll take it. Rather
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: than just having like the you know, the truck come
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: up and you donate it to whatever, put it in
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: the garbage.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: Now with the cards thing, have you seen this new
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: old tawny car that's like going for five million dollars?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: The dual patch with the dual autograph one?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you be that you should buy it one? How
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: do you get it?
• 53:07
  Speaker 20: That set just dropped yesterday. There's gonna be one very
• 53:11
  Speaker 20: lucky person who finds it and they're going to become
• 53:13
  Speaker 20: an instant millionaire.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It's like the Golden Ticket with Willy Wonka essentially. Yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: all right, Tyler at the card show?
• 53:20
  Speaker 20: Who is this first person? So this first person is Chris.
• 53:23
  Speaker 20: He actually has a fairly big social media following and
• 53:27
  Speaker 20: he was after something related to Tom Brady.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: What's her name, Chris Gobot? All right, Chris? What do
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: you collect?
• 53:33
  Speaker 20: Primarily Vince's My PC is the Verto Clementi, but I
• 53:37
  Speaker 20: like Vincea's the most.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: How long have you been collected? And they collected since
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: I was about six years at holiday. Now I'm forty
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: at forty two. So what did you buy today?
• 53:47
  Speaker 11: It's a Tom Brady add A ten goal patch auto
• 53:51
  Speaker 11: from two thousand and five tops.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: Chrome and how much would you pay for that card?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to like decode this for us. Yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: So this patch thing, right is a piece of his
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: jersey of the jersey.
• 54:02
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, and that's his actual signature.
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: That is his actual signature.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, so it's a piece of his actual jersey and
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: it's and his actual signature. It's encased in some kind
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: of like yeah, it's like a little plastic case. Is
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: it the size of his standard card?
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah? About so like a size of like a debtit card.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: God, I have no idea how much this stuff goes for? Man,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: And it's two.
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: Thousand and five, right, the Patriots won the Super Bowl
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: that year?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: Actually, okay, but that makes the game more fun with you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 11: I think we have no reference.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I'll say let's let's say is the year they won
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Let's say one thousand dollars.
• 54:37
  Speaker 11: I'm going like five brand really yeah, I'm going to
• 54:42
  Speaker 11: say three thousand and seven to fifty.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: It's signed, it's a piece of hold on authentic player
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: warn Pro Bowl jersey, Pro Bowl makes it lesser still
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know anything about this. I'm going to
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: say fifty five hundred, I'm going to say like three hundred.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Three hundred and sticking with thirty fifty. All right, let's
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: let's find out who's right.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: And how much did you pay for that car?
• 55:05
  Speaker 11: Three thousand dollars?
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's not bad.
• 55:10
  Speaker 20: I'm not considering it's Tom Brady guys wone that that's
• 55:14
  Speaker 20: not that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: It also makes a big deal with these signatures, like
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: how much they actually just signed right, Like a lot
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: of there's some guys that don't sign a ton, so
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: that stuff's obviously worth more, and then there's other guys
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: that will just sign anything anybody.
• 55:23
  Speaker 20: There's one other thing that makes it more so that one, uh,
• 55:26
  Speaker 20: he signed it, but he signed it on a sticker
• 55:28
  Speaker 20: and then they slapped the sticker on the card. If
• 55:31
  Speaker 20: the signature is actually on the card, the value goes
• 55:33
  Speaker 20: way out.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: You know What's so funny though, we used to on
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: another show, we used to have a record guy, like
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: for actual records that would appraise them, and he always
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: said that the signature made it less worth it is
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: that interesting?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Probably worth less of it, says to Gina. Personalized, which
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: is why a lot of those guys will personalize them
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: But the other thing I saw was that they're not
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: supposed to sign in is it blue or some some
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: color color marker is like a no no, because it's
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: easy for them to take it and remove the signature
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and put it on other stuff. It's either is it
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: for people to like copy it or something. I forget.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: It's either blue or black or something. And the celebrities
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: know if somebody hand you that color pen, don't take it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, that I would imagine black all the time?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Next one, Tyler at the card show? Who's this?
• 56:23
  Speaker 20: So this is Gavin? Saw him at the Pokemon table
• 56:26
  Speaker 20: deciding between three cards?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Did he have like his whole gaggle of women with him?
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: They're actually standing off to the side.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, here is Gavin at the card show at the
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Pokemon table.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: What's your name? All right? Gavin? What do you collect?
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: All Pokemon guys hold in there? How long have you
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: been collecting?
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: About four years?
• 56:45
  Speaker 19: So?
• 56:45
  Speaker 20: What was the card that you just bought, the ground
• 56:47
  Speaker 20: on from Paradox Rift And how much did you pay
• 56:50
  Speaker 20: for that card?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: All right? What is it?
• 56:51
  Speaker 20: It is a groud On ir from Paradox Rift. They
• 56:55
  Speaker 20: came out a few years ago. Twenty twenty.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a bort in the mix on this
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: one because he's the Pokemon guy. You don't. All right,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: So how much do you think that is going for?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: See Tyler? You said e X right, Uh, yes, okay,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Well well yeah, dude, every little detail.
• 57:14
  Speaker 16: Right, I'm gonna say it does sound like the most
• 57:18
  Speaker 16: important set I'd go to fifty let me see it.
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, what is groud On's magma purge?
• 57:24
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it's a special move.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Three. Sounds like someone's been taking a jaculate, is what
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it sounds like. Oh so it's just this one card.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It's just the one card. Yeah, yeah, Bord was this?
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Did this character evolve to or from anything?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: No, it's a legendary. But this is what adults are mind.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: It's one of the legends from the It looks like
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: a like.
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: An ad for a car, like a music festival.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like one of those AI generated posters.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: It could be like, yeah, a e DC flyer. Wow,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: what you say, bored?
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: How much?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Three fifty two fifty five one ninety four hundred, All right,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: let's find out. Well, it says HP one three zero
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the time. Is that just the number of the card.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: That's just the health points on it. So that's a
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: health point.
• 58:12
  Speaker 16: That's if you're playing the card game. So Pokemon cards
• 58:15
  Speaker 16: are meant to play as a card game like Magic
• 58:16
  Speaker 16: the Gathering. That's the amount of hits it can take.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, all right, let's find out how
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: much you paid for this thing.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: And how much did you pay for that card? Around one?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: All right, cool deal.
• 58:30
  Speaker 20: Here's the one problem. I looked that card up on
• 58:33
  Speaker 20: eBay later that night. It's sold for about forty five
• 58:36
  Speaker 20: bucks less, so he may have overpaid by.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Emna. All right, well we have one more, right, Yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: we have one more. One more dork at the card show.
• 58:47
  Speaker 20: This is al I saw him at a baseball table
• 58:50
  Speaker 20: wrapping up a purchase, and he's really into show.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: Heyl Tani.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I understand. I understand the sports cards more than I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: understand some of these other ones.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, there are things that really happen.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It seems more legit.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, the one that I know it's I do
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: know it's Ologoe. I'm saying just this is my own
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: stupid mind.
• 59:06
  Speaker 11: The one we just saw from Pokemon a whole different language,
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: and I didn't even know what I was reading.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so those guy's at the baseball table. Yes, all right,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: here is Al.
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: What's your name?
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: Al? What do you collect? Exactly?
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: Right now, I'm kind of focusing on a Tani. I
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: got rid of a lot of cards that I was collecting,
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: but I'm focusing more on.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: A tiny So how long have you been collecting?
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say three years. I started with Pokemon and
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: let Pokemon go to football, kind of let go football.
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: Where I saw the money was, it was more on.
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: Base But what's the card you just bought?
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: The card that I got is a twenty twenty five
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: Top cru Cosmic Chrome. It's called the Launched into Urban
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: Super one of these.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: And how much did you pay for that card?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: It says on the thing. Is it in mint condition?
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah? It's greater at a perfect time.
• 59:55
  Speaker 21: Yeah?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yecause it says so I was talking in the text,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: is the most valuable show? Heyo Tani rookie cards are
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: his one of one autograph parallels and rare Bowman Chrome
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: issues from twenty eighteen. The holy grail of his rookie
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: card is a twenty eighteen tops Chrome number one fifty
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Super Factor Pitching Pose, which sold for two point five
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: six million dollars.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 20: But the new one that we talked about earlier, that
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 20: one's probably going to break the five million dollars. Not
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 20: only did he sign it in English, but on the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 20: bottom he signed it in the Japanese in the Japanese.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Signed in the Japanese.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 22: Al right for this one? Else three one hundred. I'll
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 22: put this one again. This would be meant put me
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 22: back at the thousand dollars.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 12: Bid Ooh okay, I have no idea, but it sounds
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 12: fancy crazy.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Let's say seven grand.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Seven grand? Why not? All right? Exactly? I said three,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: just stick with it. How much did you pay for
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: that car? I'm gonna say four hundred years old? All right,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: let's find out.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: And how much did you pay for that card? I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: paid fifty thousand money. You'll say the amount.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: Of money, fifty thousand thousand is that much?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: It is worth about that much. And here's the kicker.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 20: When I tells you to him, that wasn't even I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 20: swear when I talked to him, that wasn't even the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 20: card he was buying. He was buying another one, And
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 20: for that one he dropped fifteen thousand. So in the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 20: span of two hours. This dude spent sixty five grand
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 20: on cards.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Wow, on two cards. And that's how you know he's
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: not married. Can you mention one of that purchase by
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: your wife? Can you imagine that, No, that he comes
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to you, Gina. Let's say he's into this stuff. He
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: likes baseball cards, Okay, but he goes, hey, Hon, hun
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: so's to go to the marsh. I'm going to this
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: launched orbit card table and I don't have to go. Okay,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: fifteen thousand cars.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: That's funny, hon, Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: The only thing is just not asking what he did
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: for a living.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I need to ask. I like that guy that goes
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: around to ask people with nice cars, right.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: And Greg would have been screwed. If someone's like, I'll
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: give you five hundred bucks for that car.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Finish car, I paid fifty. That is a same amount
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: of money. Yeah it is.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 20: It is one of the few times I've been to
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 20: someone and I had to pick my jaw up off
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 20: the floor.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Now, Tyler, let you find your Osama Binnen car. Wait
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: what that is a.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: Very real card.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: There is.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: I think it was in twenty.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: All the all the terrorists.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 20: Yeah, they came out with the Desert Storm or whatever
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 20: it was. I did not know.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: However, I did find out that the guy who killed
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: is he is signing those.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 12: Cards, so oh yeah, this killing guy Yeah for him was.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: There's something about that, like people were claiming that he
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: wasn't the guy, like he was claiming that he was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: the guy. But there's something about that, some sort of confusion.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, it'd be cool to be that guy.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 12: When you're part of that CEL team. You all claim
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 12: that you killed him because you work together.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, but it'd be cool to know, like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: whether anybody else knows about it, it'd be cool to
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: know that you were the dude. Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: Just thinking about that operation gives me anxiety though, Harry. Yeah,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 11: that guy rules.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Tyler. It's fun and depressing at
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the same time. And then I got one of those
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: notifications on my phone this is slit show. Since we
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: were talking about money and all the money that was
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: being spent on those cards with Tyler at that card show,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: not that Tyler was buying it, but the one to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: do with the fifty thousand dollars card. That's crazy. Now,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I know, Greg, you love these kind of stats. Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: have you ever have you ever broken down how much
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you make and do it like whether it's like if
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: you're salary and you figure out like, okay, well what's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: my hourly sid? What what am I getting paid per minute?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: I have done it, not lately.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems like a great type of exercise. I mean,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I definitely have done it. So here here's a fact
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: about Jerry Seinfeld. Oh god, okay, So somebody did the
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: math and they figured out that he made at least
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: for every line he had on Seinfeld. How much would
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you guess for every line? Now this is based on
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: his salary and the show's syndication deals.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: Oh so what he's worth now essentially if you did
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 11: the math backwards.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Well again, like you do the math based on his
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: salary when he got paid for the show itself, and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: then what he gets for the residuals the show syndication deals,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: how much to end up being line per line for
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: every line he had on Seinfeld.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 11: I'm going to be so off, but I'm going to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: say twenty four thousand dollars.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Oh that's close to what I was going
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: to say. What I was going to say twenty thousand.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Dollars twenty thousand dollars per line. Lower, I'll say ten thousand,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars per line. Wow, in sad.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 11: I think they did the same thing with Schwarzenegger and
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 11: Terminator two. He only had like I can't remember how
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 11: many lines, not many, and it was like one hundred
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 11: grand per line like that.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Oh God, I got an update. Here the guy that
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: got thrown into the air by that bison. Yeah, he's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: finally talking about the incident that went super viral. I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: mean you saw it, right, Grandpa. I mean he got
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: thrown through the eight feet into the air. This pissed
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: off bison. Yeah, like a movie. He was. He was
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: trying to get away. But I guess that thing is
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: much faster than you think it's gonna be. At least
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: that's what he was saying. He was talking to some
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: people about it. Here's the here's the guy. His name
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: is Carl, Carl with the suspenders and everything, the big
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: old man. He doesn't here's the thing. He doesn't sound
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: that old.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Oh he looked like Uncle Jesse d.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The voice doesn't match the visual. He looks like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: which is awful. Yeah, So here here's the guy. Here's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: the old guy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Moved faster than you could ever imadge him. He just
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: kept coming and he was more aggressive. And as soon
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: as he got off that tree, he launched me in
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: the air. I didn't get bruises from him launching me
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: in the air. It was the landing that came the problem.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Even though I was on the ground. He could have
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: stopped me.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: He could have gored me, could have done any Yeah sucks.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you see that guy and you're like, yeah,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: sound more like this really got me. Yeah, I was
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: just trying to avoid the Boston and all pipe feet
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: up in the arp and there's gold in them. I
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: like the sideways cartwheel in the video too.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you see like that's that's how you realize
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: just how powerful these things are. Like you watch like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: rodeos or you know when the Running of the bull
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the people they they catch up and man, you just
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: go fly.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 11: You saw Running of the Bulls video the other day
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 11: where this guy took the what are they called a
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 11: horn handler and piled the horn and it went right
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: into his famous his face.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Bull horn totally worthy to go. Really really, I think
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: it would be fun.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: They'd rather get gored by a ball than fly.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: I do wonder if I could still run. I remember
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: the last time I ran.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: You might want to check that out before test it
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: out before you go.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: When was the last time you, guys?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I saw a similar video where you're like, oh wow,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: and this is why they have weight classes, you know
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: when people fight. Uh, there's this little guy like Kevin Hark,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: kind of size guy, little dude talking mad ish and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: you don't even see the guy who he's talking to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: because of course there's a you know thing going on.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: So everybody breaks out their phones and then all of
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: a sudden, here comes the giant bouncer that he was
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: talking smack to, picks this guy up like it's ahead
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: of lettuce and just tosses him, yeah, like like a doll.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: And this guy was talking mad ish and just got
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: dude like, what are you doing? Man? This guy is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: six times yeah yeah, stand the size and your weight.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: You have no chance. No chaps on all the time,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: so they have built up anger. Yeah, like just yep, yep, yeah,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: ye yeh's annoy yeah yeh yeh yeh yeah yeah, and
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: then it's just get thrown nothing would happen? Yeah eight
• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: to two two nine eight seven, will be right back.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 11: So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 11: they were forced to work together. They ended up getting
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 11: pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 11: each other and got there about clams back into the convent,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 11: fuzz bumping for Jesus. I got it all right?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: What is it? Bad habits one eight seven seven forty
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: four Wood text us over to two two nine eight
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: seven Woody breag man, Gina sea bass, Yeah, turn your
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: mic on Gina testing testing on twists. It's uh SeaBASS.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 19: What you gut?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: The weekend audio, big week for diarrhea. Yes, can't stop
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: bulld stuff so much diarrhoe? Oh how do you spell diarrhea?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: That's the question.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: So the the old cyclist binorious whatever that is outbreak continues,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: although apparently it is not actually related to lettuce. That
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: was a false positive. So let us begetting a bad rap.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: The lettuce does suck, but it has hit America's sweetheart
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Kelly Clarkson.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: No, I think about how much weight you lose? Lucky,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: She's she's lost a bunch of she's lost a bunch
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: of weight. Yeah, and she's got her little residency. That's
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: a very feminist w I'm just right reading with Sammy Road.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: She looks, uh so, she's got a little residency at
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Caesar's and she decided to stop down, you know, doing
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: one of her little talk talk to the audience.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: She does a lot of that uh huh and tell
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: them all about this. It's a TMI. But I'm gonna
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: gohead and say it. So last night I shouldn't say it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it to night.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 23: I don't know what's wrong with me.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I got that thing you know
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: that people like let it.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: But last night during the show, I was like, oh
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: my god. And I get back to my room and
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I have never been so happy.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: There's not a man in the room.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: She is very likable, she's super talented. She's got a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: lot of really good songs. It doesn't mean I want
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: to go see her in concert. Also mean I want
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: to hear about her diarrhea. Because my wife was talking
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: about like, you're just mentioning the Vegas residency, and so
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be going to Vegas with some friends, as
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: we do every year, and one of the thoughts was, mel,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: maybe we go see Kelly Clarkson. So they looked into
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: how much tickets are for Kelly Clarkson. It's inane. I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: mean a lot of the a lot of the residency
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: tickets are insane. Yeah, but for a pair of tickets,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: at least the ones that your wife and my wife
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: for talking about Menace was like twelve hundred dollars a pair. Yeah,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson is like lower bal area. But still like
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: for Kelly Clarkson, that seems that's like rolling stones prices. Oh,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: that's how much concerts costs these days. It's insane.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Well, I again, it's only it's only because we've talked
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: about this a lot. It's only because people are.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Willing to pay it. Yeah, well I'm not Yeah, there
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: you got. We're not going. Well I'm not going. They
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: could still go.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: I thought you wanted to go here. I thought you
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: mentioned on the show before that you want to see her.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: She's I think she's talented. She's very likable, as we
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: just mentioned. But well, like Rage Gainst the Machine is
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: my favorite band of all time. They've been in town.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: When I've been in town and I had tickets, I go.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You know, I forget it. Still, it takes a lot
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: to get me to a concert of any kind. I'm
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: just not a concert guy.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 11: See what he's saying. You know what, I really want
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 11: to go to Kelly Clarkson this week.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you've been a big make shows
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: are so easy because you stay at the hotel. You
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: just walked down. Do we want to and saw him?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: What do we see? I saw def Leppard's residency. No, no,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: we saw John Elton, John Elton, John's different him. That's
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: a that's a legend. Kelly Clarkson, I mean, cool, but
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: well and for twelve hundred bucks.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: But people love her.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I know, I understand.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, everyone who's watching was watching her talk
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: show every day and all that.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got the middle aged housewife audience locked up.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: But she cannot, as she's saying, with all this diarrhea talk,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: get a man.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he never makes love to the city.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: What happened?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I was single till him.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 24: Dude.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: It's fine, Kelly. I don't know she's ever met a
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: man before. But I'll still have sex with you. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: we will while you have diarrhea, you can still find
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: that active diarrhea when you're a multi millionaire, Like, hold
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: on one second, I'll be right back. I to go
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: like blow this out enriched Hi who worked on undred pounds. Yeah,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: well I'm not.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: She apparently she's doing that thing these days where you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: have to like own your your flaws instead of hiding
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: them in shame. And so she even like re recorded
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: one of her famous songs about this diarrhea incident she did.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 23: And you're gone thistay, but run, I'm still calling itself.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: You care, I'll tell you did. You're this is not
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: something that he best found. What I hate legal that
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: is not getting that is a sea mass creation. You are,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you are stuck. I'm trying to give you
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: credit like you're you're really good at that, Like you are.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 18: Like I was.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: He was showing me a couple of things last week,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: and dude, he's really It takes knowing really what you're doing.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: It looks like a huge pain in the ass.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: And you have to have synonyms for diarrhea.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Idea, at least it's not gone a rhea.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: This week in audio, people can't stop having And besides
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Kelly Clarkson crap and her pants on stage. People are
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: peeing everywhere, and the Morgan Wallen concerts you might have
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: seen about this where this was his Baltimore show and uh,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: some dude whizzed all over the people in front of
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: him and I want to lose your spot, dude, Well exactly,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: And so the guy got very mad.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: He told the security. They kicked the guy out, but
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: they would not arrest this peer at Morgan wall and peer.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: So here's the man. Yeah, the guy who's peed on
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: got very mad and he can in front of some
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: state troopers about that. And there's nothing we can do
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: about my guy physically pulling out his.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: Right now.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Nothing we can do that in front of an eight
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: year old girl, because.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna put this all over the internet and everything.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: And it was not the best guy.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: This is the best the Maryland's law, it doesn't make
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: a difference for being just explain it.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: No, I hear that we cannot take.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: Him in depend on not blaming you.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: We're gonna give you his information and you could be
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: referred to the Polish.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: I'm not blaming you because you can only do the
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: law stating right.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to make it known that I hadn't
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: gentlemen witness out.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 7: Adam Organong concert.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: It's on me, my brother and my niece, and the
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: Maryland State Police can do nothing about it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That is ridiculous, Like how can somebody first of all
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: just the exposure, but then also it's assault, right like
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: you got peed on on the things?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Number one it is it potentially is not indecent exposure,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: because indecent exposure has to have the element of doing
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: it for sexual gratification.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: But weren't they giving people sexual or whatever. It's old wife,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: they did whatever said, make a drunk person king in
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: an alley somewhere, they might get charged.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: That's kind of that's kind of been an old that's
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: an urban legend to it a large extent, because yet
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: make the charge stick. It has to be you know,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: you can't just be accidental that they make up charges
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: on Greg all the time, like they something for this.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: But they say that he was doing it for sexual gratificate.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Either way, it's ridiculous that you know, you had your
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: penis out and you peed on somebody and you you
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: can't get arrested for that.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Well here's a little girl, Well it doesn't matter if
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: it was whoever, It doesn't mean the mother Teresa. But
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: the point is, the point is they did kick him
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: out of the show. The cops did all his information.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: He got a ticket for it. He will be in
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: court at some point. But they didn't arrest him on
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: the spot because there were no because it was he
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: said little girls said, I guess uh, And that's what
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: the straight troopers are sitting there. So it's not like
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: this guy is not going to face justice someday. Yeah,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: he just didn't get you know. And by the way,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: if it's you and your brother there, street justice is
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: always an option.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: Yea.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: And they didn't kick him out. They did. They did, sorry, sorry.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 9: Sorry, yeah, and you got a ticket, so he'll have
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 9: to go to court.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Right, No, that part okay, right right, And and then
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: and then the troopers told him, look, we're gonna find
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: we're gonna go back. We don't have the video probably
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: video of this guy. We're gonna go find that. We
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: just don't have that right now, so we can't throw
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: this guy in bl blah blah blah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Was like a Livia Rodrigo fans or something. People wearing
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: diapers in line stuff because they get there, old people
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: camp out at the front and that's the thing.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: They'll just they'll go to music festival that will have
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: like forty different artists, but they only want to see
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: one artist, so they will just camp out in the
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: front all day and they will not move.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: And this is Morgan Wall.
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  Speaker 5: You should be that that's this is a pee and
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: in places sort of yeah, you peen behind stuff and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: this is part.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Of going to a show. And right back at it
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: the week in audio time for the what do you show?
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  Speaker 5: Original game trademark copyright. If you hear anybody else doing this,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: they are breaking the law.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: How do they OUI the OWI where we play.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: Some audio somebody hurting themselves and you have to guess how,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: And I'll give you a clue. This might give it
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: away if you so, if you know abstained, this happened
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: in relation to a carnival cruise.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: In relation to a carnival cruise, somebody hurt himself doing this.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Wasn't mad, are you? It was sort of given away there,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't make out what they were saying.
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  Speaker 6: They're either trying to jump on the cruise that's leaving,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: or they jumped off the cruise.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: I saw a ship. I saw a video and I'm
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: not sure if it was Carnival, but there was a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: woman who had dropped her sunglasses kind of below a
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: railing and she was like reaching over and going further
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: and further until she tumbled.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's important.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Down to below there was like a like it was
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: even a deep pool. Is one of those like sun lounger,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: the shelf.
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  Speaker 7: The ba.
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  Speaker 1: I would go with that.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, So either somebody went overboard or as we've seen
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 12: on a couple of cruises, a belly flop contest gone wrong.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I get that on the Bird Crusher cruise. Yeah, you
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: get right.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: So how they this is a person on a shore
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: excursion falling on a rope swing. But the catch line,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: the pullback line where you pull them, that was dangling
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: below her legs. So she got the pullback line straight
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: in the cooiter.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: So you hear like the oh, and then like two
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: seconds later and she like falls over and splat. Now
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: she's about to be to be kind to this lady
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: fifty pounds overweight. So that's a hard coupter shot. Well,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: here's what happened, according to kt AL.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 24: News Kirsten Lindsay was injured while taking part in a
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 24: rope swing excursion in Honduras on the third day of
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 24: a carnival cruise. Lindsay's boyfriend says hours later, the injured
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 24: one swelled to the size of a pase bat.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: She spent more than twelve fe a nice fat monkey chick,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he's in luck generation.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: That's it kind of beat up, you know, it's like yeah, yeah, exist,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: boyfriend shays.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 24: Hours later, the injury swelled to the size of a baseball.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 17: She spent more than twelve hours in the ship's medical
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 17: center and before they were allowed to leave the ship
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 17: to go to the hospital. They had to pay approximately
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 17: four thousand dollars out of pocket for medical care. She
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 17: was airlifted back to the United States, which costs nearly
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 17: fifty thousand dollars. She had her first surgery in Florida
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 17: and underwent a second surgery in Shreveport. The family now
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 17: has to go fund me set up to help pay
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 17: for medical expenses.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: A surgery, WHOA like, what are you gonna do for that? Right?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: When I first kind of figured as well, when you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: get cuts and you're in dicey waterways. Sometimes you get
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: those flesh right, Yeah, but I don't think that's what
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: it is. I think she's did a giant swollen good chef.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, four thousand dollars for ice on the boat.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, it was off the ship.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: That's how they get you. You never want to get injured,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: like when you're off the ship. That in on them
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, because yeah, thet the local hospital
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: is going to get you crazy, those tourist prices and
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: this video looks like.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: This thing could have splitter in half.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: I hate rope stuff, those those videos because they're always brutal.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Like boyfriend would be like, yo, check it out. I did.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And the.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: One they're like, well, the Honduran Rope Swing Company was
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: miss you know, it was a dude. So I've been
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: to Honduras and like, yeah, they take you through the
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: jungle and they let monkeys like jump all over you
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: and stuff. Good luck getting They have like giant iguanas.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: They're like this like six feet long. They will just
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: literally like slice your arm in half. They don't care
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 6: out there.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: This Weekend audio another Animal News What happens if you're
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: hiking in Alaska, as some people in this show have done,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: and a big old brown bear just decides he wants
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: to share the trail with you.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Baby, give it a little hug, you give it you
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: and you write it and then take a photo with it.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, this is what this is. This is what
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: happened to a couple of hikers. Michelle Taller was there,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: and this is what they did, which apparently works.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: Let you pass by mop a little bit care.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: We're all find.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 20: There we go.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: Everybody keep talking.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Nice to see you bear, the bear.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Be you gotta get a selfie though, Minut's right, yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: of course the gram this this bear is well known,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: supposedly in the local area, so it's it's used to people.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Just keep talking. Where's you.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: So bear?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: It is so cute? It okay, So anyway, more bear news.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. It's sadder bear news. Big brown
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: bear in New Mexico. I guess they have them there.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: Well, decided to climb to the top of like a
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: twenty five foot tall electrical pole crowd and like sun
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: it to climb. Yeah, yeah, bears like to climb. And
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: it was just like it was kind of chilling up
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: there and so people were seeing that's like, what the
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: hell is AI in real life? Now here's a guy
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: calling nine one one.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: I'm on the highway fifty six. Yeah, yeah, it's alive.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, just leave it okay, And I already complicated, said
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 14: there's nothing that they can do.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: They kept going and see it to get it down,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: but it's gonna end up.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 13: If they do that, then it's gonna.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Fall and can hurt itself.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Why don't they do those big jumper tarps.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's because the bears eight hundred pounds.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Oh gotcha if four people were jumping together.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you, witchy woman in the background, Yeah, trying to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: figure let's you guys need more classic rock in your life.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Well again the spoiler alert here the bear because they
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: did because if you if you have people down there,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: the bear is not gonna want to get down, and
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: so they just like let it stay away.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: And it did a touch to pull up a wired
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: it's gone.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: So it got itself down.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, eventually, that's what he says. Hopefully it fell down,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 11: died and people had sex on top of it. Shake
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 11: that bear down.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Great. Traumatized by that video. Twenty years ago about there
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: was a video called Shake that Bear. Now two thousand
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: and five o G viral video o G viral video
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: where I think this couple went out. They were like
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: on a hunt, right and kill a bear? Yeah, like
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: how people will pay to go on these the hunts, right,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: and they shot and killed this bear and then you
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: know how they'll take pictures of you know them with
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: your whatever you've just killed. Right, they took it like
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: a trophy photo. Yeah, but they filmed themselves having sex
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: on top of the dead bear, creating this so it's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: like a nice warm bear rug, the bear skin rug,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: and they were saying shake that bear and that well
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: that was the video is titled like if you went
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: on and you typed in shake that Bear?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, when I google it, it's just a bunch of
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: songs called shake that Bear again.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Like two thousand and five. I'm not sure whatever happened
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: to it, but it's out there. So and Greg was traumatized,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: but he was so angry.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 11: Old these people were at the time, but I hope
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 11: now they're dead.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 12: GQ has a headline on it that's it's called gore
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 12: porn and Unspeakable axe on a dead bear.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. This week and audio. We're bear news.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: This is happier bear news.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: This is a black bear, a little smaller bla, but
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: this is these are black bears. To be fair, they're
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: just like big dogs. Even pet those.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: They're fine.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: The gatlin Burg mall and you see this a lot
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: in Gatlinburg, especially because send the Smoky Mountains. Bears are
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: all over the plays around there. They're inside your cabin,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: shaking your hand, you know, greeting you and BUCkies all
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: that stuff. Well, this one is just walking walking around
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: the mall through the parking lot. So here's the play
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: by play from a lady on top of the parking deck.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, oh my god, get in your car,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: get your car, get your car.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 10: He's trying to fill him.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Oh he's right there.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 10: At least right here.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Bear bear her yelling bear. Is is it the fifty people? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: they didn't know. Yeah, wow, so much animals? Do you
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of animal news. Well it's you know,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: it's that time of year. They're act active. You crazy. Yeah.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: The the leopard in the liquor store. You you heard
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: that right? Oh yeah, yes, I seed it. Yeah, Oh
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: my god, I think that's one of the clips of
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: the week was that that leopard. Poor guys just working
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: at the at the liquor store and the leopard just
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: walked to this in India. Yeah, now, knock cat.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: It sounds like Jurassic Park.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know you have this guy credit or credit,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: but he was very lucky that because leopard. Yea, it
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: kind of jumped at him like kind of.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: Like a dog's greeting you in a badly behaved dog
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: is and you know it's clause righty. But he didn't
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: go for any kind of death bite or anything.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what his favorite buzz ball is. Show.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Let's wrap up this week in audio.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Bad week for several ESPN folks, firing a lot of people,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: Carl Rabbit trying, Clark, Tom Pella, Sero, Cam Newton, the
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: Mince has all been crying all week about all these.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: PIO well especially Cam newtonh yeah right.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: Jake Men's gonna get all his sports insight. So yeah,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: maybe I've been laid off this week people. I mean,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: like people don't watch ESPN as much. I sure so don't.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: But your boy J. J.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Watt was on the Pat McAfee Show, which is on ESPN,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: and he made this little cracked pet.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Flower newsday over there on the ESPN are waves.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 13: Huh.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, besides the fact that you're getting one hundred
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: million dollars off get Away, you're the award. And I
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: was like, let you know, Jane, don't be okay, you're smart.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: It sounds like Pat mcabecondition. But he can't take it,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I think he just I mean why, It's
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: not like he went into ESPN said, you know, you
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: got to get rid of all these people because this
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: is this is what I want paid. I don't.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I don't fault anybody for when a company decides or
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: a team decides to pay a player or to pay
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: somebody who is he's become the face of the franchise.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: He's doing all the stuff he does every show they do.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: He's one of the more generous people who's out there.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: It's hard.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, Carl Ravaga, Carl Ravage, Well, no, he's not
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: doing that.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: But I mean he gives a lot of money back
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: to his his hometown high school. He does a lot
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: of good charity stuff. He takes care of all his
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: guys on his crew very well. But I do you
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: like the.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: Stories with like well, so and so took a pay
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: cut so more players could come, and it's like, oh,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: that's a cool guy.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 12: But you're under no obligation to do That's what makes
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 12: it special.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: There's an obligation to be a good person in this world.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: No, I don't.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I don't follow them at all, dude, neither do people.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: People get mad about that kind of stuff all the time.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: What do you say, sea bassball? Just because the money
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: wasn't spent on you know, this does not mean like
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: you know, they'll go, well they you know, there's actually
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: whatever the cause is that you know this money was spent,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: but did you know there's X y Z going on
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: over here? What about? What about is them? That's yeah,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: that's the terms.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: The other thing too, is it's not your job. Yeah,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: it's the company's job. And if the company can't justify
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: your salary then you have to find something else.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Does it suck? It sucks? I mean, you know, I
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: don't really feel bad for Cam Newton, not a fan
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: to many stupid hats to Yeah, I mean it sucks.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even people who I hate. I never root
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: for anybody to lose their job. I don't I don't
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: root for that. But at the same time, I'm not
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: holding I'm not holding uh, you know, personally not holding
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: him Pat McAfee responsible for these guys losing their job exactly. Yeah.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: This weekend audio.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: Speaking of people to hate your boy Menace Canelo Alvarez,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: was you gotta be asked if you're a boxer and
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: you're doing any kind of interview. This was with that
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: guy Ariel Jlwani, You gotta be asked about Jake Paul.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think it would have gone if you fought him?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say. I don't want to get
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: into that because if I say something, he's gonna start talking. Sure,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't really want to be
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: into that. He's no, he's no that. I we need
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: to talk. What's a mistake thinking about you are really
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: you're really a fighter? You know what I mean. It's
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: a show man, but to be a real fighter, it
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: is different. Yeah, he's right. Also with that said, yeah,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: if you ask about Jake Paul, it's gonna be good content,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: you know. So yeah, people are gonna play the clip
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: But you got to remember the one time that Jake
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 7: Paul fought a legit fighter that was still reasonably in
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: his time. He got his jaw broken. Yeah, you know so,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 7: and it's still recovering from that.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: And I don't I don't blame Jake Paul for getting
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: those fights. I don't blame what's his face for breaking
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: his jaw. I blame the dumb asses who tune in
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: to Jake Paul fights.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Idiots were like, oh man, it's but it's Tyson and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: then that's gonna be terrible.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: And of course it was You're you're the problem, not
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: Jake Paul this week and audio uh oh, I just remembered.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: I forgot to preview this clip for his curse words.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Because I saw that. I heard about this, but the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: official announcement was made. I'm previewing it right now.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, So people said, oh, hey, Sasha Baron Cohen secretly
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: filmed a new Alley G movie. And I was excited
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: about that because if you know, if he didn't watch
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: the original one, which came out legit like before Bruno
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: and bor out on his stuff like two thousands, early
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: two thousands, it was not a live action, it was scripted.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: It was about his Ali G care. Now I don't
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: know if he's gonna be doing fake you know, surprise
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: ambush interviews.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: But here's the announcement, me nam Biology representing the West
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: side of Stands upon Thames, isn't it? I was not
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: with my first movie in over twenty decades. It's coming
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: out into cinemas on the tenth day off the twenty
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: third month. Fini it got it?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 7: You try it?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to drown Morgan? Like you were talking
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: about boxing and now you go into Sasha baron culture,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Sasha bar cone Man, You trying to kill her?
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  Speaker 7: Raise her heart REGI or a heart attack.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what's gonna again because Aligi, if you
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: didn't watch it, yes, the re interviews were very funny,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: but he's talking to like serious politicians and being super
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: stupid and uh, you know, fake rappers.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: And that was the original character right like before borat
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: Yalig came.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Out of That was first Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I was.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: I felt so special because I had a British friend
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: in college who introduced us to Alig. Before they re
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: released the show on HBO, people like who the hell
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: is this guy? And that was so excited about Bruno
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: and reason have you seen Ladies First on Netflix.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 11: Ladies First, Sasha Baron Cohen. He's kind of not playing
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 11: like this over the top character. Have you watched it,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 11: Morgan Morgan Nix, I have never heard of this.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, still are you still into him?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 10: So into him?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 18: I about this alig thing this morning, like, oh my god,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 18: don't the floors in my studio?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: I gotta put those wet floor signs up. He now
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: slipping hands so good. She left a snail trail away
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: from that studio in here.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think he has single minutes. I think he
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 10: has a hot new girlfriend.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: He's the thing is now that he's like all old
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: and distinguished, he's even more and.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Disgusted.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 10: Is it perfect? In every way?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: So is it him or the characters that you're in
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: love with?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 18: Except he's so that's not for I'm in love with
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 18: him as a person. I think he's brilliant and hilarious,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 18: and I think he's hot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because some people fall in love with the character, right.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they have a hard time to I would
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  Speaker 10: love to bang all of them.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, So like, okay, so you get to have sex
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: with Sasha Baron Kahan, Okay, not necessarily a relationship, but
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: you get to bang them. But he's got to be
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: dressed as one of his characters, which Onelig for sure.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah I could see that. Yeah, because he's gangster.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 9: That's very Morgan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 18: If you look at this clip of him promoting this movie,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 18: like he's got you know, fire fit on, like gold rings, like.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: He dressed like, was it Wimbledon? I saw something where
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: he was at Wimbledon all dressed up as Olig and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: they were talking about something. He was doing something in
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: the stands and they were trying to kick him out.
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  Speaker 10: Or selling cigarettes to kids.
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  Speaker 1: Horse On Morgan.
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  Speaker 5: But I've never met him in person, but I see
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: him in movies and just in context, like he seems
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: kind of tall.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: He's six three or six four.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: Know where you got that?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 10: Oh I think I'm mixing him up with Nathan fielders Hight.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, totally different.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 10: Okay, then he's perfect in every single day Oh.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, uh. The one character I was
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: never really a big fan was Bruno. I know you
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: love Bruno. It's like your pants or to me is
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: far and away like number one, because when you're a
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: g number two and you rewatch Bruno you're like, man,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: he really nails like the tiny little gay things, the
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: little like the little things that gay people would say. Yeah,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: when he goes to the drill, sergeant, oh my god,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: that's not how to go right. What the hell are
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: you wearing? It's hello more when he shows next, We'll
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  Speaker 1: be right, We'll be right, We'll be right back show
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  Speaker 1: and it's another new hour you're on this Thursday Morning
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. We are the
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  Speaker 1: one to show funny Greg Ns, Gina Grad among others,
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  Speaker 1: including the pride of the Senior vice President, the managing
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: partner of Club Turn Up, El Presidente, t O t himself.
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  Speaker 2: Tim.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, buddy, I've done great. Yeah, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just hanging what what's this beautiful song behind us?
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  Speaker 7: This?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know. I know it's really lovely. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: it was. I see it's labeled here generic.
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  Speaker 7: I love that band.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we could shoxamin see if it comes
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  Speaker 1: up as anything. We should because it has a really
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  Speaker 1: nice eighties to it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just throw back Thursday. We welcome in t O Tim. Yes,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: and yeah, if youve got questions for a round of
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: t O Tim, like we were at Gabriel Iglesias's birthday party. Yes, myself,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Menace, we were down there and uh we
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: ran in some some listeners. Yeah. And in fact, I
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: think today's question one today's questions, yes, comes from somebody
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: that we met there.
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  Speaker 7: Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So if you have a question that you would like
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: to get on with Tim, you can send us out
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: on the text over to ninety seven. He can send
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: us an email email at the Woody Show dot com.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: And time to check in. Let's do it, time to
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: check in. All right, what have we got here?
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  Speaker 7: Jeff G. We're going with the Actually we're gonna do
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 7: that one second.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: The first question is Tim, what is the go to
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 7: tequila brand for white people? What is the tequila brand
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: for white people?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: For white people?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there is there's a new one. Just so you
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: guys know, don't do that one because I don't know what. Okay,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: got it done it? I uh I have old school
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  Speaker 1: or like today we'll see me too, yeah, because like
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: old school, old school it would have been absolute right tequila.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind, come back to Melle. Can I go for
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: where you want to go?
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  Speaker 7: First?
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  Speaker 4: I just thought it was a slam dunk patron.
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  Speaker 11: Well, okay, see I think mine might be a slam dunk,
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  Speaker 11: and that's Querrevo.
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  Speaker 6: I say, nowadays it's costamigos, but o G would probably
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  Speaker 6: be patron for white people. And then before that was
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: what you're talking about, Clavo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did put Jose, But I say boards
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  Speaker 1: all wet now because I used the wrong thing that
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  Speaker 1: my pa. I was thinking vodka before.
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  Speaker 6: I say current day though, it's costs for sure, Sammy,
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  Speaker 6: I see.
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  Speaker 1: It at all the white events, I said patron. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: all right, jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: I said Quarabo too. But the only problem that I
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: have is like when they say anything's fine, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Bottom.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, anything, I'll be fine. Do you want any particular together,
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  Speaker 7: Anything's fine, Anything's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that
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  Speaker 1: at all.
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  Speaker 4: The room is split between patron and Cuervo.
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  Speaker 25: Yeah all right, Tim, all right, I have to side
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 25: with Menace. There are there is an old school and
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  Speaker 25: a new school. I will say the new school tequila
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  Speaker 25: for white people is yeah yeah, And then if you
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  Speaker 25: flip my board, it's so I mean we were spot on,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 25: spot on menace.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like my go to is Don Julio Blanco. Yeah,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: that's that's my favorite.
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  Speaker 6: If you go to any like basic Bitch event, it's cosmos.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has become that tequila for sure. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't there's something about Costa migos. I don't like me
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: too's behind it. Yeah no, No, there's like a like
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  Speaker 1: a it's like a vanilla kind of like thing too.
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  Speaker 1: I forget. Well, there is a big saying with the
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: vanilla being in in tequila. There's like some I forget
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: there's some drama with that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know that was saying.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tim, Yeah, how do you feel about Because
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  Speaker 1: I am not a fan of the of the smoky
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: tequil like me, you can almost like taste like campfire.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: I love it. I don't. I don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 11: I will say I have graduated to really enjoy it.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it much like I don't.
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  Speaker 14: I wouldn't go that far, but much like you would.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 14: When it first came out, I was like, oh, this
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 14: is smoky. I was I wasn't really vibing, and then
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 14: I guess I don't know. My taste buds were like
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 14: try it again, yeah and again.
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  Speaker 1: Great, it's great. Yeah yeah, all right. Question number two
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: for t o Tim, and this is from the girl
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: that we met at the birthday party, right, yes, at
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: Gabriel of Glaciers his fiftieth birthday party. Her question, Hey, Tim,
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: this is part from water. What is the gay drink
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: A Mexican can drink? Mexican the gays drink, or Mexican
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: dude can drink?
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  Speaker 4: I only have one answer, all right.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, my answer written down. I got mine,
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: all right, do you know you want to go first?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 24: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I just went with the most lady like answer,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: frozen marks.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: I put mark.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: Ye.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 11: Man, I'm just thinking of the gays drink anyone in
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 11: any situation that vodka Cranberry's basic bitch.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, my Latino friends pretend they're like, you know,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: gaining it up. They're always drinking peanut colata.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: It's always fun to look at the spellings. What do
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: we got, Greg? What does it say?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 11: It says Hinda.
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  Speaker 1: The I N A C I A d as sand
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: but the strawberry mar all right, I think that I
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: would say like the gayest dring in general overall. The
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: fuzzy navel. What is a fuzzy native orange juice and
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: it's orange juice, and uh, what's it?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 11: Peach or schnops or probably peas?
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would you writ there?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: Jeff g also put colada, but I spelled it right.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: We'll get show off over here, Tim, all right, pina
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: clud is a good one. I'm kind of bummed I
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: didn't say that.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 26: But tequila sunrise, anything with an umbrella, anything.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: With an umbrella. What I just looked up?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: A fuzzy nail that looks delicious?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 13: And what is it?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: Orange juice and peach?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 7: Where's that clip from Jeff Gennans from Ken Jong and uh,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 7: parks a wreck? I believe, Yeah, that's a legendary meme.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff drops that in the office every once in
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: a while, Like that's all the fun.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 7: That is so good.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: I will look. If you got a question for a
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: future round of T O Tim, you can send it
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: to us on the text over to two two nine
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: eight seven, send us an email email at the woodieshow
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: dot com. We're gonna take a quick break and then
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: we'll see what Tim's gonna choose to go up in
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: the club with on this throwback Thursday. All right, so
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: Tim is here. Well, now we're now we're moving more
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: into the DJ Tim Martinez. Yeah, he's gotta take yeah, huh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sombrero to the backwards Dodgers guy. So it takes off
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: his pointy ass boots. That's right, awesome. Yeah, we'll find us.
• 1:44:00
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  Speaker 1: All right, throw back Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez, what are
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: we going with for up in the club?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 26: We are going nineteen ninety five Good year super club banger.
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  Speaker 7: We're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Here comes the hot stepper.
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  Speaker 2: I need co all right, up in the club, show
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  Speaker 2: thy up in the Club, No, honey, comosi here it
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  Speaker 2: comes to hot stuffer Up in the Club.
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  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety five has like Crystal Waters Your Love. Oh
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: that's a great song. That was another banger. Oh yeah,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: yeah that was That was a good one. It was
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: also the year it was. It was so weird four seasons,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: like they re released Oh What a Night and I'm
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: so all this season, yeah dude, all the same time.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that song?
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why did they rewive now that song?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 6: I know?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, so they they re they re released it,
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: and yeah, they really because it was.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 11: Anniversary or something. What's that Maybe it was an anniversary.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure why they did it, but it was
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: like it was a little bit more dancy. Yeah this song.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, this this one. She knows, this one,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: she knows. And then they ended up re releasing it
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: in ninety five and it became a hit again.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 8: And now this.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: So they added like that whole house. Yeah that sounds
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: like kidd and play a little bit high school senior class.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: They did like this thing on the Gateway Clipper in Pittsburgh,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: like these boats and stuff, and I just remember they
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: played that song and like right next to it was
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: Ai Kmosi because that was a big song together.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, now I'm getting Yeah.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Because like I clump everything into memories, you know, it's
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: a memory back.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 11: I remember this release, the re release of this song.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and like I just remember thinking like oh,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: like timing, like what is this? Right?
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: Well? DJ Tim Martinez. She's like, my squirrel died, and
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: so I'm hugging her.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 15: Then I noticed she's clutching a trash bag that has
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 15: a squirrel in it.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 6: What do you do?
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: All right, Welcome back. There's a German prisoner who has
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: won a very unusual legal fight over the mail that
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: he sends his fiance. Now, this inmate, he's a convicted
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: drug dealer. He's serving a multi year sentence and he
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: had been mailing his partner letters coded in his own
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: semen romantic. Yeah. So he challenged the prison's decision that
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: he had to stop, and the court sided with him. Yeah,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: it's probably not in the rule book. There's no legal basis. Yeah,
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: is there any president said on that? It is Germany,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: that's what they did moving.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: That's the thing.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: If I want to do my fiance, I should be
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: able to do it and how do they find out? Yeah,
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: suggested that I gonna suggest that any god guards bothered
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: by handling the mail could simply wear gloves. Wow, But
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: no legal basis for the prison's disciplinary action and the
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: ruling he had not broken health and hygiene rules.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: That's shocking.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 12: And also I thought it would be more about sending
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 12: secret messages because they're supposed to read all your mail, right,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 12: is not a problem.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure how it works. It's been in minutes.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: I've been to prisons. All the prison rules. I just
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: wonder what, I mean, what are the rules? I see
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff about people in jail, whether it's
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: you know your the video dating stuff that they're trying
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: to do, how to do that? Some people seem to
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: have phones. There was other other things I was reading
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: in other countries, and I'm not sure how it is
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: in Germany. But some of these prisons are pretty nice.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: They look apartments like in other countries. Prison doesn't look
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: like prisons other than you can't leave. It does look
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: like you're staying at like a mid level hotel.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: The food looks pretty good. Yeah, you get a desk
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 4: and nice white bed.
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  Speaker 1: The argument is that if they put you in like
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  Speaker 1: a crazy prison, it just makes you crazier. So chicken
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  Speaker 1: in the egg.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we handle It's like, why was already
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  Speaker 5: fighting because we put him in a bad prison. Well,
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  Speaker 5: but here's the things I think if we took let's say,
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  Speaker 5: our nasty, gross stuff we hear about prisoners and put
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  Speaker 5: him in you know, college dorms, I have a feeling
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  Speaker 5: that wouldn't last too long.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I say? Do it and the strongest survive.
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  Speaker 1: Like we're we're talking about garbage people. It's not They're
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  Speaker 1: not garbage people because of where they are. That's what that's.
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  Speaker 5: Reformers say as well, if you keep them, if you
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  Speaker 5: treat them like animals, they're going to behave like animals. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: let's take all the Yeah, well they say white collar
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  Speaker 5: prisons like that. A lot is mint security white collar
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  Speaker 5: prison where you go home on weekends and all that crap.
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  Speaker 5: It's more like apartments.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, not the backtrack six six two six texting over
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  Speaker 1: what it's Germany not Indian? That accent sheesh, excuse you.
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  Speaker 1: We are the kings of accents. I think we know
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  Speaker 1: we do accents better on this show. Than anywhere you
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  Speaker 1: will say, check your ear dumbs. In fact, we've had
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  Speaker 1: big time Hollywood talent come to us when they are
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  Speaker 1: taking on a roll to really nail an accent like
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  Speaker 1: we work with where the people they work with.
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  Speaker 4: So don't tell us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah please Germany consultants. Yeah, that was a German accent
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  Speaker 1: if I've ever heard one.
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  Speaker 11: And now we have an idea for our next love.
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  Speaker 4: Letters, you know, yeah, how to get them done.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe a Christmas card or two pencil but whenever
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  Speaker 1: they're and I'm not trying to make it political, but no,
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  Speaker 1: like when the World Cup was going on in New
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  Speaker 1: York City's mayor was at the prison through a World
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  Speaker 1: Cup watch party with the prisoners. Like that seemed wildly inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Am I wrong about that?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Why are we trying to make things nicer for prisoners?
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  Speaker 1: Why are we trying to do? Oh, look, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a little social event for the prisoners.
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  Speaker 4: Well maybe it's if everybody's on their best behavior here
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  Speaker 4: because you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 11: This is why you're in prison in the first place, shaved,
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  Speaker 11: I'm off a sentence because you're supposed to date.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, right, human being Okay, right, while you have
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  Speaker 1: like a watch party for a bunch of people who
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: are the victims of crime, or like, why are you
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  Speaker 1: doing the watch party with the prisoners?
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  Speaker 5: Well, that goes back to their their their attitude is
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: that we are making these people bad by putting them
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: in prison, right, that.
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  Speaker 15: We have no real system to help them reform and change,
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 15: so when they get released, they're just prisons.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: They batter.
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  Speaker 6: But at the same time you think the same person,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 6: it's like, Okay, that was a horrible experience.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: I never want to ever go about it. I think
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: it's more like a Jedi mind trick. My son tried
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: pulling that on me one time when he's in trouble
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: for something. He's like, well, you know, but you make it.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: It's just making me want to do it more. And
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: then here, well you already see what the consequence is
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: this time. Try it again. It's gonna be worse. I'll see.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: How about you like this? Trust me, you won't.
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  Speaker 6: I brought I brought this up before I had appen.
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  Speaker 6: A radio friend she had to go to tent City
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 6: in Arizona. It's no longer available, but she.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: Said Sheriff Joe R. Wearing the pink jumpsuits and pink underwear.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: That yah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, at the same place.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: Maracopa. Yeah, it was horrible and never wants to go back. Yeah,
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you always heard about like, oh you're
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: going to jail, it's bread and water. Yeah, let's do that.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: They got protein bread now? Hell yeah, bro, yeah, put
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: protein in it. Any protein then, well protein bread, Oh,
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: we'll make the protein. Yeahs went to Austria. Yes, they
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: did well. They have officially reopened the building where Adolph
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Hitler was born, and they opened it as a police
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: station in an effort to stop it from becoming a
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: pilgrimage site for neo Nazis and extremist grouch.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 4: That actually makes sense.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a seventeenth century building when in a
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: multimillion dollar renovation, years of debate over you know, should
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: it be demolished, should we turn it into a museum
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: or repurpose it in some way, And so the officials
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: they finally chose to make it a police station, saying
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: the building should now symbolize democracy, the rule of law
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: in public safety rather than you know, it's association with Hitler.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, if you believe in ghost What a terrible place
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: to work, right, no idea he.
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  Speaker 6: Was born in Austria. Yeah, you don't even see any
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 6: shoutouts when you're there.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure most are trying to distance. I've never
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: heard of him. There's a little Hitler was all about
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: the Empress of Austria.
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  Speaker 7: We have never heard of him.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: Knowing what you're talking about, Yeah, there's no uh, well
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: that will will this stop saying from going and taking
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: a picture smiling as she did when she went to
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: Dallas and stood on the spot in the road where
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: JFK was assassinated.
• 1:53:52
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  Speaker 11: Laughter they say is the best medicine, but if you
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 11: laugh for no reason, you need medication.
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  Speaker 4: A good point.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: Why am I not getting happy? It?
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  Speaker 11: Laughter is the best medicine, But if you're laughing for
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