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Animal Jerks 8-7-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jared Katy and Josh Max one hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm hanging out with some friends tonight and we've
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  Speaker 2: been kind of doing these things where we just don't
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  Speaker 2: like drink. Like I don't want to sound too sexy here,
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  Speaker 2: but we're gonna have like hot tea and stuff and
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  Speaker 2: just hang out and catch up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're gonna One of the friends was like,
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  Speaker 2: what do you want us to bring in nicoles?
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  Speaker 4: Like your favorite tea. Hey, we'll have a hot water.
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  Speaker 4: So it's gonna be a super sexy evening.
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  Speaker 1: Watch out.
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  Speaker 4: Things are gonna get crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, it kind of goes hand in hand
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  Speaker 2: with gen z not drinking.
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  Speaker 4: That's a big thing right now. Alcohol sales are in
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  Speaker 4: the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: It also goes along with this article out of Men's
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  Speaker 2: Fitness talking about the wellness drink trend right now called
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  Speaker 2: functional beer. So it's beer that's basically non alcoholic, but
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  Speaker 2: it's fortified with vitamins and supplements. You're gonna drink beer
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  Speaker 2: and you're gonna get your ash waganda, natural botanicals, your electrolytes,
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  Speaker 2: your probiotics, but you're getting your drink on. They are
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  Speaker 2: calling it essentially a feel good buzz. Now, so you're
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  Speaker 2: getting that buzz without the boot. I love that, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it would try this. You gotta be
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  Speaker 2: careful with the probiotics because that'll make you poop your.
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  Speaker 4: Pants exactly that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be in there hanging out with
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  Speaker 2: a group of friends pooping your pants, I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 4: And you're not even drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm kind of on board with this where
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  Speaker 2: you can have the taste of beer, you can have
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  Speaker 2: your chicken wings and have your non alcoholic beer, but
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  Speaker 2: while at the same time you're kind of getting some
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  Speaker 2: stuff that's good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and Sodas did this a while ago, the probiotics stuff,
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  Speaker 5: the healthy.
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  Speaker 4: Poppy stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's going on.
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  Speaker 2: The Other thing going on with the zeers out in
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  Speaker 2: the dating world is something called inflated dating. It's trying
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  Speaker 2: to date in the midst of massive inflation right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So everybody's trying to do budget friendly dates.
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  Speaker 2: They say, instead of having reservations at a fancy place,
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  Speaker 2: you might be hitting up I don't know, like a
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  Speaker 2: RB's and then you go home and watch reruns of
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  Speaker 2: Shark Tank or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see anything wrong with that.
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  Speaker 2: Good a positive shift in people's love lives. You're prioritizing
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  Speaker 2: creativity and connection over financial flexing.
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  Speaker 4: Not a bad idea especially.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, taking straight off your wallet is gonna make both
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  Speaker 5: of you happier, which makes for a better relationship. I
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  Speaker 5: just went out with the baby Nana for her birthday
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  Speaker 5: and for two of us to eat, and she had
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  Speaker 5: one drink one hundred and forty dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nutty right now.
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  Speaker 1: For see it as a man, Katie too, Like as
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  Speaker 1: the man when you're taking a girl out, like you
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  Speaker 1: go out and spend two hundred bucks, let's say, drop
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  Speaker 1: two hundred bucks on a nice steak dinner and the
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  Speaker 1: date doesn't even go well.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's a horrible note.
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  Speaker 2: This is way you can get them back to your
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  Speaker 2: house super easy, Josh back to us Ark. There's this
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  Speaker 2: other crazy trend though that you know the high rollers, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: talking about with the Ubers.
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  Speaker 5: So on the opposite end of that, they have this
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  Speaker 5: story about dates and how the dating question that's literally
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  Speaker 5: like tearing people apart. It's called the Great Uber Debate,
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  Speaker 5: and people are asking like about when you have a
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  Speaker 5: date and whether or not they're sending.
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  Speaker 3: A car for you. Apparently that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: And one person, actually it really started to spread on
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  Speaker 5: x because somebody came out and was like, every good
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  Speaker 5: man I've ever been on a date with has sent
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  Speaker 5: a car and then said usually the Uber black, So
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  Speaker 5: they're really spending for that extra yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so now it's kind of a thing on social.
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  Speaker 5: Media where women specifically are kind of grating men on
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  Speaker 5: this behavior, whether or not they send a car for
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  Speaker 5: your first date.
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  Speaker 4: Now they have.
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  Speaker 5: The cons as well, because they're like, well, he could
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  Speaker 5: also be a serial killer.
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  Speaker 3: He knows where you live.
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  Speaker 2: For the first dates that you can always say, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you can have an uber pick me up it you know,
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  Speaker 2: a different cross streets pick me up the seven one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it around.
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  Speaker 5: But that is one of the arguments here is like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I don't want a guy sending a car
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  Speaker 5: for me then he knows where I live, or then
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  Speaker 5: it's too much control. He I can't expect something, you know,
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  Speaker 5: but there are women out here who will not even
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  Speaker 5: say hi to you unless you send a.
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  Speaker 3: Car for that.
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  Speaker 4: Like I have never heard of this before.
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  Speaker 2: I would never even think to send an Uber, never
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  Speaker 2: even that wouldn't even cross my mind.
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  Speaker 4: But what a flex that is.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's called the new chivalry. It's like, that's
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  Speaker 5: kind of how they're looking at it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like sending a horse and buggy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, fan maiden, I shall send you, and high class
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  Speaker 1: steel carriage will be picking you up in the form
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  Speaker 1: of a Cadillac, and then thou shall meet me for
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  Speaker 1: some meat on a stick. I have the meats I have,
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  Speaker 1: and then later that evening we shall create the beast
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  Speaker 1: with two backs. We shall pro create.
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  Speaker 4: Is that how guy's talking now? Come here become very
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  Speaker 4: wench the evening? What is really? We were just talking
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  Speaker 4: about uber stop it. I can't stop it.
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  Speaker 3: They stopped stop that right?
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  Speaker 4: The problem I have?
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  Speaker 2: I know all because Katie said something kind of silly
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  Speaker 2: off the air yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, let's talk about that on the show.
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  Speaker 3: There it is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I thought about it in the bathroom. So
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  Speaker 5: that's all the best ideas over, No, seriously, like.
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  Speaker 3: That's where all the good stuff comes from.
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  Speaker 5: And I just asked you guys, if animals could talk,
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  Speaker 5: which one do you think would be the rudest, the
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  Speaker 5: biggest jerk. Yeah, I've been thinking about it all day.
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  Speaker 5: So I just I think it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so there's your question. Phone lines are already ringing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, if animals could talk, which one would be the
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  Speaker 2: biggest jerk?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What animal would be the biggest jerk?
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  Speaker 2: Well, since this was your goofy idea while you were
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  Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet, you can start.
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  Speaker 3: Can I can I start?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, here's what I thought that would be the perfect
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  Speaker 5: jerk animal, and that is a dolphin.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you why? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Explanation Because they're super smart, and so they would make
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  Speaker 5: you think that you're the smart one, and then out
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  Speaker 5: of nowhere here they come with all their smartness, and
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, they can actually plan things
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  Speaker 5: like they're cocky. Dolphins are super and they're adorable and
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  Speaker 5: cute and they make the cutest noise.
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  Speaker 3: So come out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 4: Behind there, behind your back, like.
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  Speaker 3: You're stupid, slap you upside with their fin, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Like I'm just saying, dolphins probably probably secret jerks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because dolphins are so helpful, Like if you're drowning
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  Speaker 2: in the ocean, like a what do they call it,
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  Speaker 2: a school of dolphins, a team of dolphins.
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  Speaker 4: They come up on you and they will help you.
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  Speaker 4: They will say, well they have you.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever came across the school of dolphins? Do
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  Speaker 3: you know that that's what they do? I think those
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  Speaker 3: are just your finger. Yeah, dolphins in the water. They
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  Speaker 3: don't play. They don't play.
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  Speaker 4: Not off to a good start.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, dolphin is a perfect pig.
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  Speaker 2: If anamals could talk, which ones would be the biggest jerks?
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  Speaker 4: Jerks? That's the question this morning. Three O three six
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  Speaker 4: nine one, sixteen forty nine. Call us right now, three
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  Speaker 4: O three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.
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  Speaker 6: I think I am gonna go with the goose, the gander,
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  Speaker 6: the ganda. I think the goose that you see at
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  Speaker 6: the parking lot, if they could talk, they would be
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  Speaker 6: yelling at you because they're already mean in the park right.
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  Speaker 3: Like they own everything. Yeah, they hiss at.
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  Speaker 2: You, they snap at you, and I think if they
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  Speaker 2: could talk, they would.
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  Speaker 4: You know, be a little smart arses. Hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to walk here. They be chasing kids. Get out of
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  Speaker 4: my park. Get out of my.
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  Speaker 3: Pock That's how they sound. Are from Jersey. They get
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  Speaker 3: out and you know the ones.
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen the geese that have almost like the
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  Speaker 5: little chicken thing on their face like a gooster.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like you know what, I look into my
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  Speaker 2: face here, those are the super bean ones.
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  Speaker 4: You got a problem with my face?
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  Speaker 3: Come on back exactly. I'm gonna snap a finger off
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  Speaker 3: with my beak.
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  Speaker 4: Let me bring it.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it with their wings.
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  Speaker 4: With my wings. You like these wings? Look at these wings.
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  Speaker 4: I slap you upside your head with these wings. I'm
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  Speaker 4: a goose. Bring it. Why do you sound so much
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  Speaker 4: like hey, I know geese?
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  Speaker 5: You do.
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  Speaker 2: If animals can talk, which ones would be the biggest jerks?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody rode in and said the seagull because they're like
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  Speaker 2: flying thieves. Like they they would now as they swoop
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  Speaker 2: down and steal your sandwich, they'd be like, do better.
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  Speaker 5: Rookie, sir. Pigeons are on that same line, right like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you crumbs, your jerk might just sandwich next.
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  Speaker 3: Time you punk rookie, rookie move.
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  Speaker 2: And then I love the two or three people who
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  Speaker 2: wrote in and said chihuahuas.
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  Speaker 4: If chihuahuas could talk, so punk man, they'd be like, whoa,
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  Speaker 4: come at me, Come at me.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing is they do that to everyone, no
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  Speaker 3: matter the size.
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  Speaker 4: Come on over, y'all. Shank you, shank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa meanchua will get away from me? Is it? It's
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  Speaker 4: ye have guinea? Right?
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  Speaker 3: That is correct?
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  Speaker 4: Nailed it? All right, buddy?
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  Speaker 2: If an animal could talk, which one would be the
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  Speaker 2: biggest jerk?
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll provide an answer to the guy in
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  Speaker 3: the call.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna go in.
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  Speaker 4: Audible there, okay, okay, yeah, what you got?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Another bird?
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go with an Ostrich.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait a second, let me think about this.
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  Speaker 3: Is there big? Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're intimidating.
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  Speaker 3: Again with the wingspan, like let me and.
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  Speaker 4: They'd be whacking you with their neck.
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  Speaker 2: How do you think that I don't want you to cuss,
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  Speaker 2: don't cuss, But how do you think that Ostrich would
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  Speaker 2: would would act and sound like?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's tall, it's awkward, it's got the long neck.
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  Speaker 3: It can't fly, it can run, it's got that big,
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  Speaker 3: bulbous body.
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  Speaker 4: So I think it took a talk, it'd be just
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  Speaker 4: annoyed with its entire existence. It sounds a little like
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  Speaker 4: Katie honestly, with the big bulbous body.
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  Speaker 3: His body's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Jeremy, shut up, no wonder he's mad.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a bulbous body and he can't fly.
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  Speaker 4: He'd be a grumpy bird for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Little head, Yeah head, a.
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  Speaker 4: Big bulbous body, Get out of my way. I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to go to Costco. I hate being the type
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  Speaker 4: of bird. I can't even why they.
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  Speaker 3: Can't fly parts pretty buddy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go to the zoo. If Kenny,
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  Speaker 4: that was good, there's.
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  Speaker 6: Cat high cat, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning to you.
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  Speaker 2: If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest jerk?
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  Speaker 3: I think monkeys would be like total troublemakers. They can
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  Speaker 3: almost talk already.
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  Speaker 5: They throw poo at people at the zoo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, think of like monkeys.
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  Speaker 5: When you see those videos where they steal people's booth
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  Speaker 5: and they get all drunk, Like, imagine what they're saying.
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  Speaker 4: A little drunk monkey.
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  Speaker 3: I want a little drunk.
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  Speaker 2: A little drunk just rambling, throwing obscenities at people before
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  Speaker 2: they throw their poo.
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  Speaker 3: It's like some frat boys.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, hold my beer.
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  Speaker 4: I oh my god, that's funny.
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  Speaker 5: They're like someone's drunk Thanksgiving, Like that's the drunk monkey.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the little monkey talking like the like
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  Speaker 2: bro we're like monkeys and stuff. Let's throw some pool.
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  Speaker 1: The drunk uncle. It's the drunk uncle.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good cat. Thank you for the call.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Let's throw some pood people and then go play flag football.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And then we'll hit the gym because we're like monkeys.
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  Speaker 4: Do you a monkey?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 4: How much can you lift with your tail? Homie?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Throwing poo? Iris? Monkeys?
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  Speaker 6: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Oh hi, Iris? How old are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thirteen?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm sorry you had to hear about the monkeys
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  Speaker 2: throwing pool Now it feels weird. It feels a little weird, right,
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  Speaker 2: all right? So if animals could talk, which one would
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  Speaker 2: be the meanest?
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  Speaker 3: I think because they're hungry and the one the ones
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  Speaker 3: in Finding Nemo were really rude.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? You nailed it?
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  Speaker 3: Yailed it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Disney knew what was going on.
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  Speaker 5: Sharks food not friends, Sharks Katie's Sharks actually think.
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  Speaker 2: It's thank you guys for having some fun with us
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  Speaker 2: this morning. Jeremy, Katy Josh here at Mixed one hundred
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  Speaker 2: Bro
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  Speaker 4: Sharks Man