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OUTRO: Taste of an Oily **** Rag · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, it's good.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff goes it's interesting, fellas. I've noticed something in myself today,
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  Speaker 4: my urges would no, I do I have a would.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is?
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm gross.
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  Speaker 1: I've got no joy.
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  Speaker 3: In my life anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You do?
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  Speaker 3: So god.
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  Speaker 1: Day, there's nothing your family and so I and this
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  Speaker 1: is what my head did.
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  Speaker 4: My my body is going take a resk jase while
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  Speaker 4: I run out.
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  Speaker 1: I've got right.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny. For the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a little bit of money sitter side, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting twitchy fingers because I'm going I want to
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  Speaker 4: go high risk, put it down on something and just
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  Speaker 4: let it roll.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about, like.
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  Speaker 1: Not like gambling, like investments?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, good, So I want to start investing, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, put a put a reasonable watch down.
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  Speaker 4: But then I look at the world and I go,
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  Speaker 4: it's all about to fucking explode.
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  Speaker 5: So that's a dumb move.
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  Speaker 1: But it's what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Is my urges are you know, being extreme trying to
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  Speaker 4: come out.
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  Speaker 2: You know you should do with that money's go on
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  Speaker 2: a holiday. No, well, I mean, why would you put
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  Speaker 2: that all into a high risk stock. It's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you can take a two week holiday and take your
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  Speaker 2: family and have a really nice time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, do you need the money that would come
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  Speaker 5: from the you live on the smell of an early
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  Speaker 5: ragg as it is. I don't think you need more money.
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  Speaker 4: No, But it's the point I was trying to make,
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  Speaker 4: was that poorly was that you know that part of
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  Speaker 4: me that goes come on fellows, take a risk, let's
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  Speaker 4: have a bit of fun.
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  Speaker 5: Here over and as Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 6: Not it because if you do, like, I don't see
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  Speaker 6: the point of putting heaps of money into styles because,
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  Speaker 6: as Maggie says, you run on the smell of a
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  Speaker 6: mungreg So it's like, why would you.
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  Speaker 5: Taste I'm not saying I would.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying it's interesting as being self aware of.
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  Speaker 1: How my how my brain works.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man, it must be what about a bungee jump?
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  Speaker 6: Oh wait, nokizy will just do it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I'm having a third coffee today and I
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  Speaker 4: say to my wife, you know another coffee daring and
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  Speaker 4: she's like, oh no, I've had enough, and I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Like, come on, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, is that where I've got to? Now? Where?
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  Speaker 4: You know? My all aside is having a fair coffee sack?
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  Speaker 1: Not not particularly that's good.
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  Speaker 5: I have moments, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's when I just did I just think of something
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  Speaker 3: else and have a babe and then my friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go and have a vape. But no, my
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  Speaker 4: wife said to me, I'm looking bloody good at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, you start vaping and she starts lying, I know.
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  Speaker 3: What it is. She's just quit a job.
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  Speaker 5: Jason's looking very good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you suggesting, Kezy?
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  Speaker 3: Well that she needs you to look good and feel
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  Speaker 3: like she thinks you look.
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  Speaker 5: Good because you're the one bringing home the bacon.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, true, And you're gonna go and split looking good.
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  Speaker 1: That was you know. There's life insurance and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: She'll be fine if I carket.
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  Speaker 5: It's like money or not.
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  Speaker 4: It's neither here nor there whether I look good or not.
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  Speaker 4: You hang around the fact exactly does it.
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  Speaker 6: Does it impact? Like will she get paid out that much?
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  Speaker 6: Because you do run on the taste of a mongrag.
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  Speaker 6: Is it like will she even get that much? Or
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  Speaker 6: will it be will it be like, here's one hundred
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  Speaker 6: bucks to cover Hoodie Jay's expensive for the next one.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the trouble that he's got is that the life
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  Speaker 5: insurance will be tired directly. There'll be there'll be a
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  Speaker 5: line in there, a question of there are you a smoker?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Now, the problem is, of course that Jace will have
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  Speaker 5: lied and said no, he's not, because technically he's vaping.
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  Speaker 5: But it's a line nonetheless, and so they really know that,
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  Speaker 5: and they won't pay out a cent. That's my prediction.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: None of it's true. I said I'm a smoker, did
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  Speaker 4: you yes? When I got life insurance? And that was
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  Speaker 4: that was, you know, quite a while ago, while I
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  Speaker 4: was smoking, and I don't smoke anymore, but I haven't
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  Speaker 4: changed it.
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  Speaker 6: The Whocky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 5: Remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I said, the front keezy bloody Nora.
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  Speaker 3: Jason is so bad that do you know why we'd
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  Speaker 3: here we go because.
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  Speaker 6: The whole time she's looking at the beautiful woman.
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  Speaker 3: Great of course, because we're doing a job here.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he spends the whole time looking
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  Speaker 6: at her, then starts saying eyes to the front, turns
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  Speaker 6: to me and says, locked in on Jason.
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  Speaker 1: But but no, I was truthful on that.
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  Speaker 4: I said I'm a smoker, because I mean, don't take
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  Speaker 4: one look at my fucking lungs. And you know, there's
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  Speaker 4: no way this guy wasn't a smoker.
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  Speaker 6: They might look at it and then go hang on,
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  Speaker 6: but they started to come right there. This must be
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  Speaker 6: the keasy, the kesy factor.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to again looking at the rings of it.
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  Speaker 4: Did I did get a what a really strong waft
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  Speaker 4: of cigarette today and it was like.
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  Speaker 5: I did two Actually, when I was walking into work,
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  Speaker 5: he was ringing one out of the half eight in
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  Speaker 5: the morning. I was like, no, it's too early, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I normally i'd agree with you, but because I haven't
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  Speaker 5: been doing it very much and smelling, and it was, yes, Jesus, you're.
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  Speaker 4: Going to have a couple of daries over and brizzy
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  Speaker 4: they're keezy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to have to take my I know, I
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  Speaker 5: know you will anyway, Yes, but I'm going to take
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  Speaker 5: mine over there because they are terrible, the adults over there.
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  Speaker 5: There's ship yeah. So you know what is it called smuggle?
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  Speaker 6: Smuggle your ones over well, they got different ones to hear,
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  Speaker 6: yeah right.
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  Speaker 5: Because they've got their own factories over there, and they're shit,
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  Speaker 5: You're right, So I had to find a good dat yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like who was I talking to over there?
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  Speaker 4: It was like mind you they were buying the not
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  Speaker 4: the black market ones, but they're really.
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  Speaker 3: Cheap, yeah, the Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: The Chinese.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, not that Chinese people are cheap, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: But they were saying they were like twelve bucks fifty
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  Speaker 4: year pack.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, I remember going through a
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  Speaker 5: few different ones over there to so actually I did
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  Speaker 5: the same in Europe because I had that cough.
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  Speaker 1: I remember you.
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  Speaker 4: I remember you buy them the last time we were
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  Speaker 4: over there when we were in the airport, remember, and
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  Speaker 4: they were.
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  Speaker 5: Ship and and then I got rollies over there one
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  Speaker 5: of the years. And when I got either. So I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to have to take rollies and tailies because I
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  Speaker 5: know I'll be a scam and bastard. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: have to say, no, you have to get your own. Y.
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  Speaker 3: Can I have a drry?
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  Speaker 5: Come on, Maggie, man, there's nothing worse CASEY put your
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  Speaker 5: pants on.
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  Speaker 1: The bloodging non smokers to a smoker.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't mind it back in the day, but
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  Speaker 5: now that it's exactly it's not cool. It's not cool. Man,
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  Speaker 5: You're a shocking bastard. I think your own pecket.
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  Speaker 6: I think I might have done it like three times
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  Speaker 6: in my life.
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  Speaker 5: What bludge to dart? Yeah, so you've had three cigarettes
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  Speaker 5: in your life. Have spent their whole life doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right, and it's annoying. I can imagine it would
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  Speaker 3: be annoying.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a kind of little paint back though, Like if
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  Speaker 6: you ever need a dart, I'll bump into but you
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  Speaker 6: haven't got any?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, have you got some?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Ten sleeps?
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  Speaker 4: But it does look like you know, I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: be doing my own stuff over there as well as
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  Speaker 4: a bit of rugby league. I'll watch the one, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to musicals. I'm going on a boat cruise.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to galleries.
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  Speaker 3: Shouldn't we talk about this on the ear?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to love it.
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  Speaker 3: That actually sounds lovely. Mate by a group of dudes
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  Speaker 3: and warriors, Jess.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a hard core I'm a hard core CD boy now,
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, I know how to handle the inner cities.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And plus you've only that much spinning money because you
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  Speaker 6: run on the smell of the taste of among.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, the taste of Imagine if you had
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  Speaker 5: a home invasion and people bardged, and you know they're
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  Speaker 5: tying you up because they're robbing the house, and then
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  Speaker 5: to keep you quiet, they grabbed a hold of your
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  Speaker 5: mung rag and stuff that in your mouth to keep
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  Speaker 5: you quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone that you ran away?
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  Speaker 3: You've got a way and you're running and people.
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  Speaker 5: Look at him.
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  Speaker 1: Go do people actually have those things? Yes, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: When do you wipe it? And you're here?
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  Speaker 1: Well, as I say, I like to preserve my seed.
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  Speaker 5: Don't look at me like that. Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not like these filthy bastards with the mung ray.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a mud.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'm sure, but your wife is disgusted
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  Speaker 1: by that.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to say that, just put it on the
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  Speaker 3: where do you put it?
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  Speaker 1: One table?
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  Speaker 3: I put it inside my testicles where it belongs.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 6: That's for father and children and your children and that's
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  Speaker 6: the children's Yeah, okay, because that's what God invented seed
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  Speaker 6: to make babies until you need it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't all right, m hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: Is this going to be the next line of did I?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to.
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  Speaker 5: It? When you're stumbled upon the gold?
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  Speaker 4: Is it the Is it the taste of a of
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  Speaker 4: a mung rag like a smell?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he runs on the smell of an oily mung rag.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good say.
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