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Cripple4 Kenobi: Rogue One Trailer Reaction & Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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  hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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  Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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  doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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  is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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  your guide to All Things
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  nerdy good morning morning morning is it
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  morning there midday good good afternoon I'm drinking a Manhattan right now what
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  are you drinking I'm drinking a gin and tonic Matt just because it's got the
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  word man in it doesn't make the Manhattan any less of the most girly
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  drink you could possibly be drinking right now and I just want you to know
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  that do you know what's in a Manhattan
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  estrogen it's Bourbon and verou oh yeah it's pretty much a straight alcohol
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  uhhuh yeah right yeah I'm enjoying I've had one already so I apologize if I am
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  well I'll apologize now this is my second gen tonic after I've taken my
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  painkillers so who knows what I'm going to be like so we apologize if Luke is
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  asleep doesn't put me to sleep no I'd also point out that it's midday where
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  you are Luke right I assume you're drinking coffee Dan I am drinking coffee
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  yet yeah because it is uh well it's not early but for a Sunday morning it's
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  early for me yeah we swapped actually we swapped I actually think this is the
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  most awake we've all been for podcast in a while could be yeah cuz normally we
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  would do it uh it would be my Sunday morning at about 8:30 and I would also
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  be drinking coffee yeah you're right we've swapped over somebody's always on
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  the uh somebody was always up late somebody's always up early always to be
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  that way have to be that way from now on unfortunately I've got the sweet spot
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  where it's the middle of the day you can't do anything during the day not
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  that you would anyway so that's fine no mhm I've just had to take myself away
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  from the Xbox yeah well I had an adventure this week I um I went up to
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  Maine which is something I've always wanted to do always wanted to go to
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  Maine uh it's [ __ ] awesome up there for the record did you go to Portland
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  Main I did yeah we stayed in Portland for a night friends in Portland have you
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  I didn't know that she said something yeah friends I met at Sundowns were you
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  out there tempting fate well funny you should ask uh I was
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  because we went to Portland uh and we were looking around things we could do
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  went to a few breweries which was fun uh checked out some um I mean the
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  the the coastline up there is really beautiful cuz I don't like beaches uh
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  but what I do like are Cliffs and rocks and uh Lobster and so Y and they have
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  all of those things in abundance so it's pretty great up there there's an
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  abundance of lobsters oh yeah I'm imagining something that's
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  probably not accurate right now of lobsters I mean everywhere you go sell
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  like just every restaurant sells lobster rolls doesn't matter all right God I
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  want Lobster they're not just lobsters everywhere no not just walking around
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  but they do have a lot of them I get they get them out of the ocean I guess
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  yeah but we were looking for other things to do and on the map something
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  caught my eye the international crypto zoology Museum
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  so and as you know we've covered a lot of crypto zoology on here well I mean
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  our sometime friend Terry smallo uh yeah
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  covers crypto zoology you know what I I forgot to invite him to the wedding and
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  I'm dreading oh when he figures out I don't even know if he knows I've moved
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  so I feel sorry whoever's in my old apartment mate he he's probably still in
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  the flat and orbit that's what I mean I feel sorry if whoever lives there now
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  cuz oh man Terry he will [ __ ] find a way in we had the locks changed
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  obviously but you'll find a way I would go as far as saying Terry's going to be
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  more upset that you didn't invite him to the international cryptozoology museum
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  than he is for not being invited to the wedding probably true you know I mean
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  I'm kind of surprised that Terry didn't make a little appearance at the
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  cryptozoology Museum if you know what I'm you know what I mean well in a way
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  uh he he did um okay that's good to hear
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  we saw a bunch of um a bunch of related things so the the the um the crypto
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  zoology Museum do we need to do we need to play the Sasquatch news jingle here
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  oh man yeah we should put that in we haven't used that in [Music]
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  ages Sasquatch news so the the international crypto
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  zoology Museum uh was founded and I guess is run by this guy called Lauren
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  Coleman who is um who is famous I guess for
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  hunting hunting Bigfoot and uh and for kind of just traveling around and like
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  identifying weird [ __ ] uh incorrectly before DNA evidence before DNA evidence
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  actually uh you know identifies it and so this so he sort of gets there goes
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  this is irresp proof that this is Bigfoot I'll tell you there was and then
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  not it's a dog there was a theme uh a theme with the exhibits that I'll I'll
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  I'll talk about so it's quite a it's a small Museum it's kind of like just more
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  like a warehouse space and there's an up upstairs and a downstairs uh and the
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  upstairs is very uh Bigfoot Sasquatch
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  yahi uh based all that stuff's upstairs and there is a lot of it um and then
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  downstairs is your more general you know crypto
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  zoology um Mothman
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  werewolves uh Jackal loupe uh there's a they have a mount one of those furry
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  fish mounted on the wall doesn't mention that it's fake which they all are but
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  they've got one mounted on the wall uh they also have and I think I sent you
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  guys a Snapchat of this and I I'll put a picture of it up on our Instagram um
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  this week my favorite exhibit in a museum I've ever seen which was that
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  creature it was just no no no plaque or anything like that no explanation it was
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  a turtle shell with chicken feet with an alligator's head with eyelashes fake
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  eyelashes put on it and a wig right just sat there on a shelf like this is a real
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  thing there you go is it like just nothing cuz they were like what do we
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  say about look at it just put it on a shelf they didn't have to put a
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  description up because everyone knows what that is yeah just put it on a shelf
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  and we'll see what happens I'm just going to leave this here yeah so yeah a
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  lot of exhibits uh they had uh and they all follow the same theme it was like uh
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  they had a replica of you know that thing that washed up on the beach at one
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  point and it turned out well something washed up on the beach everyone freaked
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  out about it they couldn't figure out talk about the raccoon yes right so this
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  thing washes up right this guy Lauren Coleman shows up and identifies it as
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  the [ __ ] wh oh he's that guy yeah yeah yeah it's the it's okay he is
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  famous right the I know this story yeah so he turns up and identifies it as some
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  [ __ ] demon or whatever look and it is terrifying to
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  look at oh yeah right but then so it's got this big Spiel on the wall about it
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  and then down the bottom it says DNA evidence later suggest that it may have
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  been a raccoon just down the bottom decomposed raccoon yeah not a demon is
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  it is it just like a little Asis and it's the fine
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  pran to their credit it's in it's in the same size and everything like that but
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  it's right down the bottom and so I mean to your casual looky L you're going to
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  read everything before they're going to read that bit Yeah so and again I'm not
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  saying they're trying to I I I don't really know where this guy's coming from
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  he's got there's an intro that you have to watch a video when you come in it's a
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  two-minute video of him um explaining you know don't touch anything don't um
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  you know allow to take photos of individual things you can take photos of
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  display cases but not individual items um we may have been a bit free with that
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  um just because mostly because they fun zoom lens mostly because they were just
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  so funny stop me buddy but yeah uh and so yeah his stuff
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  is every and he he actually has an an area of his own upstair it's the the
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  Lauren Coleman uh section of the mum because he himself may or may not be
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  real is that what he's saying that's no there's a lot of stuff there right
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  of like all his stuff it's it's his ex
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  his his uh exhibit based on all these big foot hunts and all that kind of
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  stuff and and all these things from like uh that that Finding Bigfoot TV show and
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  and all this other stuff but a lot of the stuff is just like these are the
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  boots that I wore when I was looking for bigfoot this is the uh these it's got a
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  display with this actually this this is framed on display and it's an it says
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  affidavit it's an affidavit signed and it says blah blah blah these are 100%
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  guaranteed the hinges off the door of the cabin where I saw a big foot out the
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  window like like stuff like that and then okay so you know I think I know
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  what it is he set this up he's got the building he's put everything out that
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  he's got and then gone no one's going to pay to see this there's nothing in here
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  everyone's going to complain so I'm going to start putting in just stuff
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  I've got lying around just to fill this space like this is the computer that I
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  wrote my first book about Bigfoot on this is the computer I wrote my 15th
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  book about Bigfoot on like but back up one sec so he's he's gone out to his
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  shed he's found some hinges as Luke suggested and he's put him in the
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  display case right and he's had enough people come up to him and say mate
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  there's no way those [ __ ] hinges are from a cabin you saw that he's had to go
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  and Lodge an affidavit in a court yeah yeah it's a written it's a well I mean I
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  don't know how legitimate it is but there's a framed thing there that says
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  affidavit and it's actually no it was a uh what do you call it um what do you
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  call it when you actually get someone to authenticate a document um oh yeah
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  certified not yeah certified [ __ ] affidavit saying that yeah these are the
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  real thing and again I mean this it was interesting and it was a it was actually one of my
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  favorite museums I've been to just because it was so interesting and
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  entertaining but there's literally nothing there that that suggests that
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  any of the [ __ ] is real in fact a lot of it was just kind of laughable and it
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  made me wonder does he really believe it
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  like is it possible that he he built this Museum and he go walks through this
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  thing he looks at it and he goes yep one day I'll find it like it's out there
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  that's what I don't about look at all this evidence but
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  that's what I mean like we've talked about this before but if you're like I
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  like whales right sure and I think they're real you know if I wasn't if I
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  wasn't doing what I was doing now I might be doing something where I go out
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  in the boat and study whales right there you go I'm putting that out there but
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  I've just got to find whales I don't have to work out if they exist just hang
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  about in the ocean in case a whale is real sure
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  right and I don't understand like what is the evidence that suggests there even
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  may be a big foot that's what I don't understand about this whole
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  cryptozoology thing who is hiding animals from you for starters yeah right
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  who is the they that doesn't want you to know fing rabbit with [ __ ] deer
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  antlers they have a lot of stuff that is legitimate because it's stuff that came
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  from famous fake cases for example that there's a I'm sure you guys probably saw
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  I think I've put it up on Facebook I don't know if it went up on the nerdgasm
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  Instagram it's on mine it's a photo of they have a Bigfoot there right like a
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  like a you know like a fake one like a big big fake one right and a guy built
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  it with the intention of tricking people
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  right and and he has that there now and that's cool and that's interesting right
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  but that's that doesn't mean Bigfoot's real that just like all of this stuff is
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  just fake [ __ ] that found it's is it sort of just more so giving evidence to
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  the fact it's all fake well that's what I would have thought there's another one
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  too actually Jenna actually I was worried that she was going to get as
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  kicked out cuz she was just in tears laughing at some of these exhibits she
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  was [ __ ] hysterical because and there was one that said um was this uh this
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  sculpture was created by a mental patient could it be could he have seen a
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  dog man and it was just like this [ __ ] weird werewolf thing and like
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  what would make you jump to that conclusion that like some [ __ ] crazy
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  guy in a mental institute yeah also I think you hit the nail on the head when
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  you said drawn by a mental Pati why we taking this [ __ ]
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  seriously yeah so but again it it was actually it was really fun it's in Maine
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  um uh in in Portland the international crypto zoology Museum like go check it
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  out it's fun it was it was very interesting and there's a lot there
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  actually we're there quite a while cuz if you want to read everything and like
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  I said I we just had a laugh about it cuz I don't think it's not evidence of
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  anything uh but it is interesting did it cost more than the $6 we paid uh two
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  weeks ago to get into the uh the horror Museum in Salem that was [ __ ] awesome
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  by the way uh I've got to say that that that thing was better than this uh
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  overall right really okay it is fun to look at that [ __ ]
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  because I mean the remember when we were in Hollywood a few years ago and we went
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  to the um Ripley Believe It or Not yeah yeah yeah and they have the actual Fiji
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  mermaid and stuff yeah exactly I went back there a second time with h last
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  year when we were there like I just [ __ ] I love looking at that [ __ ] man
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  and I want it to be real but not in it like go out in the [ __ ] jungle and
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  look for it want it to be real but I just oh man well like I don't get you
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  know we should have someone on the show we we need to get one of these guys on
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  the show I would love to interview this guy but I worry that
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  like we are I think we we can de without skeptical yeah and it would be difficult
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  that's why I we I've got the solution we just let Luke interview him
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  my big thing is I just want to find out why they believe it's real cuz we could
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  try we thought it could be funny to try and get Terry to interview him but like
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  there's no way there's no way he's going to be like okay with that he's going to
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  spot immediately that that Terry's a [ __ ] psycho or we interview him
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  like very straight and then we replace
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  our questions with re-records of Terry yeah you're right I I don't think that's
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  the way to do it yeah because the first thing he's going to do when we ask him
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  is listen to an episode of the show to see what what the show's about and he's
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  going to hear us talking about how we're going to prank him and he's he's G he's
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  gonna google Sasquatch watch a Asia and yeah he's going to hear all about what
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  happened in the Himalayas and think he's next yeah but yeah
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  shot in the [ __ ] back then again maybe he's so confident right he's going
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  to listen to this and he's going to be like well I can [ __ ] talk them around
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  because oh my God true it could be like a Steven colar thing too when we say to
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  him look um we actually are on your side but we pretend to be skeptical so that
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  we can kind of you know problematize all the situations that was a fun adventure I
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  had that was a really good day uh the international crypto zoology Museum well
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  that brings me to a question about that International crypto zology mean is that
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  is that implying that this is not just a regional thing this is like the the
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  world's cryp they did mention they made mention of the fact that it is the only
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  one so that that makes it the international cryptozoology Museum they
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  could called it the [ __ ] Universal yeah well I will say that's better than
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  the World Series Baseball then that that still annoys me mhm yep
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  that's Fair the World Series that H America plays in yeah yeah and you know what that
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  probably when it started because that is a very very old league right but even
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  when it did start and it was the only one in the world it was still only in
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  America so you know it was hyperbole
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  even then do you guys uh want to talk about because I mean this is pretty
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  exciting stuff do you guys want to talk about Rogue one yeah I think we should
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  talk about it I've watched it I don't know how many times now I
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  watched it literally just before we started recording over again because I
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  did too I rewatched it oh man it's just looking so good look I'm scared I'm a
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  little scared because it does look so good in fact it look it actually looks
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  like it could be my favorite Star Wars movie and that scares me mate it it
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  looks it it looks better than
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  JJ's yeah and I liked that one yeah exactly and the thing that I like the
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  most about this trailer and I hope that the film is like this is that it looks
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  like it happens in a real place yeah yeah the the first Star Wars was like
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  that too and even by the second one they started looking like sets sure but this
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  looks like it's filmed in places that could actually happen and it looks like a
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  real um OCC occupied country in the same way
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  as like France occupied by the Nazis during World War II people are going
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  about their daily lives and there's [ __ ] soldiers and [ __ ] making sure
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  you don't get up to anything which was kind of the undercurrent of the other
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  films but you never really saw it like that whereas this one you really see
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  that that is what's going on yeah it looks very tangible I do have a question
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  though what is it with the whole new Star Wars thing where it's all based
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  around an abandoned girl that's what force awakens
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  was was abandoned and now this one all the others were about abandon boys Luke
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  so I guess they're just flipping it I think maybe okay that's fair I think
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  also it's worth bearing in mind that Rogue one uh was probably written like
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  independently of and at the same time as the force awakens kind of thing so it
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  could just be that that they were like we should come at it from a different
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  angle which is an abandoned girl or whatever and they both just ended up
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  like that and then oh no trust me they would have been whoever wrote this and
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  whoever wrot for but they would have had to been talking to each other the Star
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  Wars Universe they sure okay well it used to be before everything became
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  Legend no no no I think you're right but I only think it's uh I I think there was
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  a meeting where they sat down at uh at
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  LucasArts and somebody said okay Ry is a runaway hit we had no idea she was going
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  to be so popular we now sell as many toys to girls as we do to boys so uh
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  Rogue one guess what your hero's a young woman that could be true that could be
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  true but again I I they would had to looks awesome so I don't give a [ __ ]
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  yeah I know yeah it looks great but they would have clear would must have been
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  written in like possibly even some of it shot before Force awakens came out
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  wouldn't it it's only been a year man cuz they pushed it back supposed to come
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  out in May wasn't it it was already meant to be out they did re shoots yeah
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  yeah that's why so they may have based some of the re-shoot on the force
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  awakens then the uh the Studio's already kind of taken a step away from this
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  though I was reading a an interview with one of the one of the studio heads where
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  they were saying look this is an experiment you know you shouldn't hold
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  this up to the same standards as uh Force awakin um so I mean I don't know what he
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  means by that you know you would you would assume maybe he means like don't
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  expect it to be as good but also he could mean it's less
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  familyfriendly well what is this rated cuz I get the feeling that this one is a
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  lot darker it does look less um jokey please be less
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  joke man [ __ ] I think it bugs me but I think my one of my new favorite
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  characters in Star Wars is the [ __ ] guy from idiot box like that guy's costume is [ __ ]
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  awesome what what you kic the the yeah what kic the guy um you know idiot box
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  the Australian film no uh I can't remember oh you're talking about
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  Ben melon yeah Ben M [ __ ] yeah Ben melon's amazing dude no I know but like
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  it just it's it just weirds me out that he's like so good in [ __ ] now cuz he was
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  like idiot box is his goofy [ __ ] buddy film from Australia where they're
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  like I'm not sure I've ever even seen that but yeah uh his [ __ ] costume and
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  everything in this he just looks epic that's the other thing about this too
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  right a lot of the cinem cinematography in this looks like it's going to [ __ ]
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  give me goose bumps so that's awesome yeah like more so than the force awakens
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  like just the shots in the trailer there's [ __ ] shots of the Death Star
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  from various angles that give me an erection and then shots of uh you know
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  like Darth Vader [ __ ] Vader walking through the smoke yeah yep let's talk
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  about that because there's one shot of Vader only yeah and and it's not put like
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  um it's not put obnoxiously at the end or anything like that it's just [ __ ]
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  in a montage of cool [ __ ] happening yeah it's just a shot of [ __ ] Vader
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  walking out through some smoke but there is an earlier shot as well where krennic
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  is talking to him and it seemed like everybody missed that the first time
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  round cuz like you can see the back of Vader's head while he's talk that's
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  mendleson by the way in case you don't know the character's name um he's
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  talking he says uh the power we're talking about is unimaginable or
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  whatever uh MH and Vader's there in that shot too so he's clearly in this quite a
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  bit or like you know I I I think he's just going to be sort of there not
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  really any action sequences yeah I think he's just going to be sort of in the
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  background as sort of running the show sort of thing well even in the first
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  Star Wars movie he wasn't he wasn't
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  running thek he became more of the overarching bad guy than he I think ever
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  was meant to be yes yeah he was meant to be just sort of that the heavy yeah
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  right the person who just goes out and kicks butt for the emperor but yeah
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  Vader was already in charge um R finds
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  his character in um Schindler's List oh yeah you know he he's a Nazi he's he's
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  not a general but he's quite high up he's you know high enough to kind of
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  make decisions but he still has to go out with the dudes when they take over a
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  little ship and stuff right and he's a [ __ ] yeah and he just happens to be a
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  [ __ ] insane Maniac yeah an
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  insaniac yeah and then that's who he was to start with
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  yeah well but then everyone fell in love with him [ __ ] mad mad's Mickelson's
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  in this [ __ ] yeah M looks amazing yeah of course father cuz everyone's got
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  to be related I don't know how this cannot be good but it it worries me this
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  all the shots of on the kind of tropical planet of the battle and like like
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  [ __ ] Forest wh is in this part of the reason hearing people distance
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  themselves is the fact that it is darker and this is going to set the tone for
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  every other Standalone Star Wars movie that's coming out maybe I don't know
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  because I have a feeling that when they do the [ __ ] the Han Solo Standalone movie
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  it's going to be a wacky buddy comedy no matter what no matter what Rogue one is
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  yeah him in Lando oh yeah with Donald Glover hopefully yes especially if it's
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  Donald Glover yeah well I'm I'm I'm really excited
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  about Rogue one now like and stupidly so screening yeah yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you
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  guys are going to get it first well Luke's going to get it first I don't how
• 24:44
  it works in in Singapore probably because you got we got Force awakens
• 24:48
  like a week beforehand last year so you might get you might get the drop on
• 24:54
  us well I know it comes out on the 15th of December here oh okay it's the 16 I
• 24:59
  will be going to midn so that's two days before technically because oh wow yeah
• 25:04
  it's the 16th all I know is that is going to say it before all of us too oh
• 25:07
  yeah that's true yeah I'm trying to find out who the [ __ ] contact uh here to
• 25:12
  make that [ __ ] happen cuz that [ __ ] used to happened in Sydney and now it's not
• 25:16
  going to happen anymore cuz I I live here oh can you tell me who I need to
• 25:20
  contact uh I we didn't get Disney stuff um um but uh I don't think we're big enough
• 25:26
  for Disney stuff I'll try I'll try and sort it out for both of us all cool and
• 25:31
  Dan doesn't need help I guess or maybe he does if not well [ __ ] you know I
• 25:35
  live in the house with a Disney Employee and I still don't get this [ __ ] so all
• 25:39
  right I'll see what I can do if not I'm going to the midnight screening in fancy
• 25:44
  Cinema where they bring me drinks in the middle of the show yeah yeah in fact no
• 25:48
  I don't want anyone interrupting me during this yeah [ __ ] off when would you
• 25:53
  like your meal now well that's the only way I see movies now is in like the
• 25:57
  recline out where they'll bring me drinks to drink I don't go just to sit
• 26:00
  and seats you know what I love most about that I love the blanket I love the
• 26:04
  fact that they bring you a blanket I never got a blanket there nothing you
• 26:07
  don't have is that is that just here when you go to the expensive reclining
• 26:12
  Cinema here they bring you they put a blanket over you um I think you can get
• 26:17
  a blanket at our our is the dendi right yeah right and I'm pretty sure there's a
• 26:21
  blanket they'll give you I used to go to the George Street one the go
• 26:25
  class I would just recommend not touching that
• 26:30
  blanket oh mate just imagine I'm the guy I'm the guy who makes you not want to
• 26:35
  touch it look so don't worry about that ah okay there we go yeah adds to the
• 26:39
  Legacy they would be disgusting those things they'd want to pick them up with
• 26:42
  tongs after they've been used what are you doing why you watch Star
• 26:47
  Wars well Star Wars speaks for itself or Chloe chlo morett movies you know
• 26:51
  exactly what's happening [ __ ] back to back Chloe morrettes movies yeah Chloe
• 26:57
  rett's movie Man need a blanket cover this [ __ ] up uh another
• 27:03
  trailer I watched uh that I'm really excited about uh is the trailer for the
• 27:09
  new Tommy waso or the new Greg cesto movie is there a trailer for this yeah I
• 27:16
  just watched it holy [ __ ] I didn't know there was a trailer yeah yeah so I mean
• 27:21
  I don't know did you put you po this in here I I did and when I first came
• 27:25
  across this article I was actually worried that this was just uh something
• 27:28
  that they had planned to do and then I read that they had shot it already
• 27:31
  there's a trailer it looks it looks like it looks awful which is great yeah so
• 27:37
  for anyone who doesn't know or hasn't listened to old episodes of this podcast
• 27:40
  Tommy bzo and Greg cero uh in a movie called The Room which is kind of famous
• 27:46
  for being [ __ ] Beyond [ __ ] it's amazing yeah yeah terrible
• 27:52
  script terrible acting um borderline pornography yeah it's just awful but uh
• 27:58
  in a hilarious way it's like so bad it's good like really good because it's so
• 28:05
  bad and this looks the same Tommy's performance in the trailer is uh [ __ ]
• 28:09
  atrocious uh he still hasn't cut his hair after all these years no and I mean
• 28:14
  but it can't be now they're purposely making a bad movie no I don't think they
• 28:20
  are as good because if you watch the trailer it looks like it looks like he's
• 28:25
  had a go like it was written by CEST apparently um and it's directed by
• 28:31
  somebody else like a third party directed this and I don't know whether
• 28:36
  they're just like [ __ ] let Tommy do what he wants and we'll we'll Rak in the
• 28:41
  cash cuz people find his awful awful
• 28:44
  acting like funny um but like cestro he's fine but he's not the best actor
• 28:50
  and then so the other people who are in the trailer you know it's it's not it's
• 28:54
  not great it doesn't look great but it looks like it could be funny yeah
• 28:58
  providing that they tried to make it good exactly if if they're playing it
• 29:02
  for Laughs it's got some Arty [ __ ] in the trailer that like I saw it and I was
• 29:07
  like oh yeah I'm on board like let's see you try and do this so and maybe it'll
• 29:13
  be [ __ ] mind-blowing who knows but yeah it tells a story of um and
• 29:19
  obviously this will ring a few Bells I think with you guys Stars Tommy wizo as a lonely
• 29:24
  mortician who takes C's character on a wild Journey sounds a lot like a
• 29:30
  film Hollywood is ripping us off God every time sounds like a film starring
• 29:37
  me yeah that the listeners will never
• 29:40
  get to see uh or will they just uh just email me listeners and uh I'll send you
• 29:47
  a cheeky copy I've had people asking to see your
• 29:51
  film Dan oh you have huh mhm well if they live in Sydney or Melbourne they
• 29:55
  can see it later this month I heard that screenings that's awesome it's a shame
• 30:01
  I'm not there anymore yeah I'm not there either yeah can someone send me details
• 30:05
  I might go and represent us can I get free tickets on
• 30:10
  [Laughter] press I'll talk to I know the director I'll talk to
• 30:16
  him sweet yeah I've already seen it I would mind say you got on the big screen
• 30:23
  though SE quite good on the big screen actually I might go the first time I saw
• 30:27
  it at a cinema I was like [ __ ] this look like a real movie I think I said that to you
• 30:34
  afterwards and I was like I'm I don't mean this in offensive way Dan but you
• 30:37
  made an actual movie yeah that's right I mean that's and that's what the thing
• 30:40
  and you you don't realize it until you watch it in a cinema cuz you you assume
• 30:44
  or I assumed that once I blew it up to the big screen it was just going to look
• 30:49
  [ __ ] it would look like socks in your mouth yeah exactly exactly right and if
• 30:54
  you want to see put these socks in your mouth just ride in and I'll get you cheky copy
• 30:58
  yep I'm not in that one so all right I'm going to ride in for that yeah sure I'll
• 31:03
  make it not everyone wants to ride in for that some of our best work what's
• 31:07
  going on with these what's this new BMW movies business you guys did you guys
• 31:12
  watch the BMW movies no back in 2000 I
• 31:16
  no no okay so like 15 years ago BMW
• 31:22
  Commissioned I think eight six or eight of Hollywood's top directors to do a
• 31:28
  short film where there was a car chase
• 31:32
  and the cars were BMWs cool and they all star Clive Owen or Clive Warren as he's
• 31:39
  occasionally known um before he was famous uh and they're amazing and that
• 31:44
  like um Tony Scott does one um who else
• 31:48
  does Alejandro and nitu does one uh Wonka does one guy Richie does one and
• 31:55
  they're [ __ ] amazing collectively they're called the
• 31:58
  right and the only thing that keeps a through thread through them all is that
• 32:02
  somebody has hired Clive Owen to drive them somewhere and then crazy [ __ ]
• 32:06
  happens and each one is done in the style of that individual director that's
• 32:10
  cool and they're [ __ ] amazing anyway 15 years later great idea they're doing
• 32:14
  another series cool yeah I saw I know Owen going to be back at it yes Clive
• 32:21
  Owen is playing the same character again
• 32:24
  um is Tony Scott gonna oh oh too
• 32:29
  soon but uh Neil Blom Camp is doing the first one yeah I I saw that actually I
• 32:34
  think I just didn't realize what it was related to so well that's exciting I
• 32:37
  like I like him you guys I mean they might even be on let me let me check if
• 32:40
  they're on YouTube oh they've already made them no no sorry the the the
• 32:45
  original oh the old ones cuz uh yeah yeah yeah so if you if you go to uh if
• 32:50
  you type in the high I own a BMW now [ __ ]
• 32:56
  you you do though and and um and after you watch this you're going to you're
• 33:00
  going to drive completely differently yes they're all on there they are all on
• 33:04
  there I already do I no longer need an
• 33:10
  indicator that's right and you can just
• 33:12
  you got the horn got the horn yeah yeah just that badge just that blue and white
• 33:18
  BMW badge gives you the right to cut in any L at any time that's right there's a
• 33:24
  playlist of all of these movies on YouTube if you type the higher BMW it's
• 33:29
  the first thing that comes up all plus making offs oh awesome yeah now I'll
• 33:33
  definitely watch them yeah they're [ __ ] great and I can't wait for the
• 33:37
  new series to come out I'll tell you what else BMW gets you and this
• 33:41
  surprised me uh well see all I did was buy the car
• 33:47
  right and then and now you're just drowning in [ __ ] I I bought this car
• 33:53
  and then uh we wanted to get it checked out so we called the local BMW
• 34:00
  dealership uh and or the you know service place and said want the car
• 34:04
  checked out get service PR and they're like oh yeah cool bring it in so I've
• 34:08
  had I've had my cars serviced in the past right you go to a mechanic and uh
• 34:13
  and then you drop it off and you know there you go when you go to BMW you you
• 34:18
  pull up and there's like an automatic door that that will open and then you
• 34:23
  drive in to this [ __ ] complex and then you get out and there's like red
• 34:28
  carpet and a guy comes over and goes good morning sir how are you um would
• 34:32
  you like a cup of coffee um yes all right just a moment uh all right um
• 34:37
  you'll be seeing uh Lauren today just follow me and then you get taken into
• 34:41
  this office and they plug your key into the computer and they go yeah okay it
• 34:47
  needs an oil change and uh and some transmission and yep all right that's
• 34:52
  fine uh will you been eing a loner car and it's like it's [ __ ] ridiculous I
• 34:57
  didn't do anything I didn't pay for any of this I just bought the car what like
• 35:01
  wow it's the it's the extra stuff you get just cuz you have one you know I
• 35:06
  mean I did pay for it that's encouraging this [ __ ] twattery
• 35:11
  don't that's right exactly and I'm worried that I'm going to get used to it
• 35:17
  cuz I already kind of like it yeah like would I drop my car off for a service
• 35:22
  they have a shuttle bus that will take me to work that's about it right yeah
• 35:26
  well I mean apparently this is all this is all just taken care of for me now
• 35:31
  which was which was again this is all stuff that I didn't realize when I I
• 35:35
  just thought oh this is a nice car that I can get for a good deal and uh yeah
• 35:39
  worked out really well one thing it didn't work out really
• 35:42
  well is I finally got to take a trip to the
• 35:46
  DMV ah the famous DMV the famous DMV as
• 35:50
  seen in films such as zootopia where it is run by sloth you guys seen zootopia
• 35:57
  by the the way yes it's so [ __ ] good it's good right yeah I watched it on the
• 36:01
  plane over actually so did I but you know actually just on that note Matt can
• 36:06
  I just segue for a quick second when I watched it it was called um
• 36:11
  zootropolis wait what oh cuz you were on like a flight from from Singapore yeah
• 36:17
  weird huh huh so I went to the DMV to to
• 36:21
  register and all that [ __ ] uh and I have experience with the RTA you Australia as
• 36:28
  many of our listeners probably do although apparently we have more us
• 36:30
  listeners they're pretty good now we have more us listeners than Australian
• 36:33
  listeners now which is surprising to me but okay yeah not unwelcome the RTA is
• 36:38
  not bad in Australia anymore and the one in camra is great like last time I went
• 36:43
  in there to get my license renewed I waited for like a minute before I saw
• 36:47
  someone and I was out within 15 minutes yeah well they have the in in New South
• 36:51
  Wales now they don't it's not the RTA anymore the government doesn't run it
• 36:54
  it's all run by some third party company and it's called service New South Wales
• 36:59
  yeah that's right and it's it's [ __ ] great like it's really quick uh I've
• 37:03
  it's always been really good when I went in um but this reminded me of the olden
• 37:07
  days when you you know we go to the RTA and take a number and then sit down and
• 37:12
  wait for an hour except yeah and then you see all those people sitting at
• 37:16
  their desks doing nothing while you're waiting to be caught up well apparently
• 37:20
  here in Rhode Island they've got one DMV
• 37:24
  that Services the entire State and that I don't know I know if that's still true
• 37:28
  but that's what I've been told right and and I believe it but you're the smallest
• 37:32
  state in America it's not that small Luke It's not that
• 37:36
  small so this is like a big complex and you go in and it has like all different
• 37:41
  flaws for all different stuff and uh and then so we made our way up to the the
• 37:45
  bit where we need to go and what you have to do is you line up to see
• 37:49
  somebody uh so we lined up for I don't know 15 minutes and then you talk to
• 37:54
  somebody at a desk who says what do you want and you tell them and then they go
• 37:58
  have you got the paperwork you hand them it and they check it to make sure it's
• 38:01
  correct to make sure you're not wasting anybody's time right which is I think
• 38:04
  that's good they check it all okay yep and then they say all right here's your
• 38:09
  number they give you the number then you sit down and in our case you wait 2 and
• 38:13
  1/2 hours for them to call your number and then after 2 and 1/ half
• 38:18
  hours you can go and join the next line which is the line to actually talk to
• 38:23
  somebody like that's not an exaggeration that's how this how this works here [ __ ]
• 38:29
  me and so now I'm dreading cuz I've got to go back when I get uh all my
• 38:33
  paperwork and [ __ ] sorted out I've got to get driver's license right so I'm
• 38:36
  going to have to do it again that's insane yeah it's really weird like
• 38:40
  there's got to be a better way right but I guess it's just that's just how it is
• 38:44
  how often do you have to renew your license over there uh it is mercifully
• 38:49
  long so I think Jenna just did hers and it doesn't expire till
• 38:53
  2021 um so but I mean you could do that Australia 2o the mo the big thing is is
• 38:59
  you know car registration but that lasts 2 years here instead of really one yeah
• 39:04
  and I think you can just renew it online I think the only reason we had to go in
• 39:07
  I think was because you're transferring the ownership well it was from uh it was
• 39:13
  from out of state so we had to get new plates and all that kind of stuff cuz
• 39:15
  it's it's all it's all different here it's all different well no no it's the
• 39:19
  same in Australia for stuff like that like if you're in New South Wales and
• 39:23
  you if you're in act and you buy a car from New South Wales you have to go in see
• 39:28
  hand out paperwork get the car fully checked out oh we have to get new plates
• 39:32
  and all that stuff you got to do all that stuff new plates yeah it's just
• 39:35
  okay same same with in Australia for New South Wales get act okay it's a pain
• 39:40
  like that yeah same same thing so yeah so it's it's just as bad
• 39:45
  as everyone says and I'm sure all the people from America listening are
• 39:47
  agreeing with me not just a joke no it's not it's really bad like two and a half
• 39:51
  hours man [ __ ] ridiculous but what can you do and it's
• 39:55
  it sucks cuz you can't sort of go well screw this I'll go somewhere else that
• 40:00
  that's it that's the only one let's talk about something fun what do you guys
• 40:04
  want guys watching West ah not yet although we had a conversation today
• 40:09
  about whether we should start watching it you should that's what I've heard you're
• 40:15
  still liking it that's right I have to go to Italy for that don't I uh yes you
• 40:18
  do you do have to go to Italy so oh there's only two episodes out so far yes
• 40:24
  I actually don't know what night it airs on I think maybe Sunday night let me
• 40:29
  check if the latest one's out all right I I'm probably still going to wait for
• 40:32
  the entire thing which is probably what I should have done for Ash versus the
• 40:36
  evil dead why but I started watching it
• 40:40
  yeah me too it's so good [ __ ] I haven't watched any of this have you watched not
• 40:45
  season one either no I haven't watched anything I don't know why I'm after this
• 40:51
  season one I told you when we first started watching it the first episode I don't know why
• 40:57
  I was just like oh no I didn't like it as much as I was hoping I think it was
• 41:01
  just my expectations and then like the third episode of it I was just like yeah
• 41:07
  okay this is [ __ ] awesome and then yeah it does grow on you it's CU it's a
• 41:11
  bit different to the movies okay yeah but and then have you watched the second
• 41:17
  episode yet Luke no not yet oh my God it's oh I didn't know it was out here
• 41:24
  yet oh I don't know it's out cuz we have it on um Verizon it's just whenever it's
• 41:29
  out it's out we can we can watch it um I have it on Stan oh
• 41:33
  yeah so I'm just checking to see if it's
• 41:35
  out episode 2 is is just oh my God like
• 41:41
  the blood I love the blood in it D Dan it is so much blood it's so gory I can't believe
• 41:48
  it and especially season 2 I feel like season 1 I think they were like testing
• 41:54
  the waters even and I feel like they even not spoiler but the ending of
• 41:58
  season 1 was kind of like we like I was really disappointed with the ending of
• 42:03
  season CU I think they were like we're probably going to get canceled because
• 42:06
  this show is [ __ ] insane and so they kind of was like you could it could have
• 42:10
  gone either way and so uh I feel like that's why they did that so that's fine
• 42:15
  but season two it seems like they've got more money and they've
• 42:19
  also like clearly been told yeah you can just do whatever cuz some of the [ __ ]
• 42:24
  that happens in especially like I said second episode is [ __ ] hell I cannot
• 42:29
  believe this is a TV show like you've got to watch I'm I'm queued to download
• 42:33
  good when Hannah gets home I will be watching SE episode two okay oh man
• 42:40
  message me when you watched it and tell me what you thought you'll know exactly
• 42:44
  what it is that I'm talking about you'll know it's really good holy [ __ ] I just
• 42:50
  realized that that we we talked about the cryptozoology museum for like
• 42:54
  [ __ ] 15 minutes hm and nobody asked you if you
• 43:00
  saw a little Sasquatch penis and I know you did I did I I posted on the
• 43:06
  Instagram already I saw several little Sasquatch penises because I've got this Theory
• 43:12
  right when you're an artist right and I'm not an artist so I don't no me
• 43:16
  either but when you're painting drawing sculpting a human
• 43:21
  figure there must be a point where you have to think to yourself do I do the Gen
• 43:28
  because I understand why you why you would because you know You' you've done
• 43:33
  everything else but if I see a painting of I don't know anything you know a
• 43:40
  [ __ ] elf someone's done like a fantasy sci-fi art of an elf if it's got
• 43:45
  a dick my eyes go straight to that
• 43:49
  dick right yeah so I don't know I think if I was an artist I'd I'd everyone
• 43:55
  would be wearing little pants just to not distract them yeah little caveman
• 43:59
  pants so the same thing would be if you're making a display for your
• 44:03
  cryptozoology Museum M and you you you're making your Yeti or your sat
• 44:07
  Squatch or Bigfoot whatever your yoi mhm
• 44:11
  were there any Ys yeah oh yeah there was a there was literally an exhibit that
• 44:16
  had uh like a you know one of those clear plastic kind of EV like a
• 44:21
  specimen containers right and it had a bit of bit of hair in there and it's had
• 44:26
  yoi question mark yeah that's great but there must be
• 44:33
  a point when you're building your [ __ ] life-size model of which I
• 44:37
  assume there were life-size models yep they were yeah where you have to ask
• 44:42
  yourself do I put genitals on this mhm the little uh I think I sent you guys a
• 44:49
  picture of the little little baby Sasquatch yes yep I had a little baby Sasquatch
• 44:56
  penis cuz to me I'm I'm assuming that a
• 45:00
  Bigfoot would be hung like that's just I just get that
• 45:05
  feeling [ __ ] we need to get Lauren on here to explain all this [ __ ] we do and
• 45:10
  we'll only ask about dicks so if I could just take you back
• 45:14
  two bigfoots penis um what kind of penis does a chupacabra have does it have the
• 45:21
  same barbs that they uh that they they they say that the Bears and such can I
• 45:27
  with a chupacabra like if I was being raped by a chupacabra could I get away or would it
• 45:33
  just latch itself onto me mean don't get me wrong that i' I'd want it to stay on
• 45:38
  yeah but I wouldn't I wouldn't be struggling too hard yeah if I gave it
• 45:41
  permission to stay on would it still use the barbs that's the important question
• 45:47
  sorry I I digressed but I just I just suddenly realized that we hadn't we had
• 45:52
  combined Sasquatch news with dig news I'm sorry I dropped the ball there yeah
• 45:58
  literally yep so I've been thinking about getting a new phone lately cuz my
• 46:03
  current phone is dead which one you have two phones dead did it explode well my
• 46:09
  my Windows phone is just for games that is a terrible phone to use right so
• 46:14
  that's not that's not the oneg phone no my LG phone um I was riding home from
• 46:20
  work and it was raining and it was just in my pocket and it got a little wet and
• 46:24
  now the screen doesn't quite work oh in some spots which which one do you have
• 46:30
  the LG LG G3 oh okay cool oh they they're good phone Jenna has a G4
• 46:36
  they're good I was thinking about getting a Galaxy
• 46:41
  Note well you know not anymore because you're going camping and you feel the
• 46:46
  need to start a little fire I think you've both heard about how
• 46:51
  they've been exploding yeah they uh not only that they recalled all of them and
• 46:57
  gave everybody new ones and they've been exploding yeah because what they
• 47:01
  originally thought it was it was they thought it was the battery cuz the
• 47:03
  battery gets made by someone else and they've gone yep it's a battery send
• 47:06
  them back we'll giving you new battery everything will be
• 47:09
  fine and they returned all the phones and then the week they'll still getting
• 47:14
  reports of stuff exploding their testers can't find a reason for it that's crazy
• 47:20
  they don't know why it's happening so they've just gone look we're not making
• 47:24
  them anymore we're recalling all we'll sort some out yeah they even they went
• 47:29
  as far as um cuz people were refusing to return them right cuz they're like no so
• 47:35
  they had to send out an update or try to send out an update to to disable the
• 47:40
  phone to say oh to try and brick them yeah say [ __ ] send it back it's it's [ __ ]
• 47:46
  dangerous and they've completely just canceled them now you like yep like
• 47:52
  sorry it's not even a look we're just going to hold off we'll let we'll send
• 47:55
  an update stopped everything send them back we'll refund you the Galaxy Note 7 is
• 48:02
  dead like and uh I got a we have a friend here Ricky who works at Best Buy
• 48:06
  and he said that they um they've been told they [ __ ] send all the stock
• 48:10
  back uh they're not allow to sell them if um anybody comes in with one they
• 48:14
  have to like say you have to give that back and then um you know do their best
• 48:19
  to try and convince the person to return it and all that kind of
• 48:23
  stuff and it's not even going to be cheap for them like n report here like
• 48:28
  they stop selling it that'll translate into a loss of sales of up to 19 million
• 48:31
  phones or nearly $17 billion Jesus Christ that's one hell of
• 48:37
  a hit to take yeah but I don't really have a choice like no it's going to but
• 48:42
  I just love the fact they have no idea why it's happening no I know have you
• 48:46
  seen there's a GTA mod already now um where you can have a Galaxy Note 7 or
• 48:53
  you just have infinite Galaxy Note 7s you throw them and they blow up
• 48:58
  so yeah the phone is dead so listeners if you have one please for God's sake
• 49:03
  turn it in yeah we don't want our listeners to
• 49:08
  die so what which I haven't killed anyone yet the phone but no no but they
• 49:12
  I mean they're they're a problem yeah they can burn down your
• 49:17
  house MH they had one one was on a flight I think and they managed to
• 49:21
  evacuate everybody before anything bad happens but I've been on flights lately
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  where there's just signs up saying no Galaxy Note 7's allowed on this flight
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  is that true oh when I was flying it wasn't there wasn't allowed it was just
• 49:35
  like um if you have a Galaxy Note 7 turn it off like just not even allowed flight
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  mode it's your phone has to be turned off apparently that doesn't help um but yeah
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  no because yeah the testers were evidently can sometimes happen if the
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  phone's plugged in and it's fully charged then you don't unplug it or it's
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  just a million different scenarios that it's happened and they can't work out why that's
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  crazy which is very scary cuz yeah um Samsung make a lot of
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  devices yeah I mean they like washing machines fridges I mean we can assume
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  that they this isn't happening with all I there's no assuming people's fridges
• 50:16
  are going to explode there's no need to panic everybody in the world oh is there
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  I've seen those actually those fridges and and the washing machines I've seen
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  them here at um Lowe's which is not Lowe's like it is in Australia Lowe's is
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  a hardware store and their their fridges the Samsung fridges are [ __ ] cool
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  man like it's got buttons so that you can go I'm out of milk you just hit a
• 50:43
  button and it'll order milk this is the Internet of Things yeah and the washing
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  machine too it can like the washing machine has like a [ __ ] rinsing Bay
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  in the top and it rinses everything and then dumps it down to the bottom and
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  watches it and stuff Samsung makes some cool [ __ ] be ashame it all started to blow up
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  I don't know I I was just using that as a sway I'm actually just going to get an new LG
• 51:10
  G5 y cool well I'm going to get F and they do everything I
• 51:16
  want I'm G to get the iPhone 7 if anyone will [ __ ] sell me one [ __ ] it's
• 51:22
  get every time like they just don't want my money and they don't give a [ __ ]
• 51:27
  because I'll just sell sold enough of them yeah they do
• 51:31
  not care that I want one and that I'm willing cash I [ __ ] love my iPhone 6
• 51:38
  and I am waiting until next year because it's the 10th anniversary of the iPhone
• 51:44
  and everyone's like oh they're going to do something special they might not but
• 51:48
  whatever I'll wait anyway so I guess it'll be a oh trust me they they will
• 51:51
  have a new phone to sell you oh they will I I just
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  uh I I was I was happy to hold out because my six is working perfectly well
• 52:02
  yeah until I upgraded to iOS 10 which runs like absolute [ __ ] on the six
• 52:08
  really see I have a six it's fine way and I did comparisons uh of time to open
• 52:14
  up apps and things like Snapchat that used to open up in a second or so still
• 52:18
  opens up for a second or so with her and took me eight seconds to open up what
• 52:22
  what's hers she's got the seven oh okay yeah so I think what they've done is
• 52:28
  they've uh they've made everyone download an iOS that's really only Built
• 52:34
  to run the seven and so now I've got this [ __ ] slow ass iOS on my old
• 52:39
  [ __ ] phone so all right Apple you [ __ ] win I want to upgrade [ __ ]
• 52:45
  sell me one nope no see I'm so lucky I
• 52:50
  got out of that whole need to update a phone every time a new one's there it
• 52:54
  doesn't bother me yeah it doesn't worry too much either like I haven't noticed
• 52:58
  that 10 is slower it might it could well be but I'm the only I mean no one else
• 53:03
  in this house as far as I know has an iPhone so I got nothing to compared to
• 53:06
  I've got I've got my iPad Air 2 and I've got my iPhone 6 and everything works just
• 53:11
  nice y me and Hannah are got both going to get LG g5s cuz hers has got a cracked
• 53:16
  screen my screen doesn't work properly so we're going to get new we'll probably
• 53:20
  wait till about December try and get bit cheaper even though they're already
• 53:24
  cheap I really want for $500 already I really want an Apple Watch just
• 53:30
  because cuz I got everything else I might as well have the watch as well you
• 53:33
  know well that's I've also I've got my LG watch I've got an actual which I quite
• 53:39
  like yeah but does you also have a pit boy no no it does
• 53:45
  not I have pit boy the only problem with the Apple watch is that they are now
• 53:51
  banned uh if you're a UK Cabinet member because they
• 54:56
  a little bit bit no reaction I other thing too is there any evidence that the
• 55:00
  Russians can do this can use an upper watch oh no no it's not just it's not
• 55:07
  just um the eyewatch it is an iPad that had to be removed all their phones were
• 55:12
  plac in soundproof leadline boxes well that makes sense okay like yeah it's
• 55:18
  right so everything's [ __ ] banned including the watch this article is just
• 55:23
  very misleading I like this it says here the Russians are trying to hack
• 55:27
  everything one unnamed source told the telegraph the Russians what does that
• 55:32
  mean just just some guy on the street L of people in Russia tin foil on his head
• 55:38
  yeah a lot of people in Russia and then there's a picture of Putin at the top so
• 55:42
  I guess it's Putin Putin himself is sat there trying to hack into your
• 55:46
  watch [ __ ] Putin can I segue for for a quick moment here this has got nothing to do with
• 55:53
  anything I just happen to notice this that the Washington
• 55:58
  justed onl s maper goat theit
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  States every individual goat in the United States is plotted out on this map
• 56:09
  on the Washington Post like live they know the location of the
• 56:16
  go he's moving around uh I don't know
• 56:23
  maybe um no it's not like search here
• 56:27
  that's disappoint to see this map yeah I saw it on my phone but let me let me try
• 56:32
  to find it on here putting it into the spreadsheet down the bottom and maybe
• 56:39
  we'll put this in the show notes as well yeah we should and people need to
• 56:46
  know yeah this is a weird this is literally every goat in the United
• 56:50
  States one dot equals 500 goats why do we need to know this
• 56:57
  what it says this is literally every goat in the United States on the yeah
• 56:59
  but then it says one dot equals 500 goats so I put it to you right there
• 57:04
  could be 5501 or one it's one of those do yeah exactly misleading good point
• 57:10
  but I mean it does go to show there's places where there's [ __ ] all goats and
• 57:13
  there's places where there's quite a few goats yeah well apparently we've got
• 57:17
  Texas where there's a lot looks like there's a bunch of goats up here yeah
• 57:21
  yeah there's a bunch of goats up where you are tons there's even one goat in New York City
• 57:26
  [Laughter] I think we might have seen him in the
• 57:30
  zoo oh maybe that is the zoo yeah either that or there's 500 goats in New York
• 57:35
  City this map is impossible to tell yeah nonp specific sorry I
• 57:42
  interrupted and I can't even remember what we were talking about oh I think we
• 57:44
  were just laughing at at the Russians trying to hack everything we oh yeah
• 57:49
  yeah we can move on from that um so yesterday can I just tell a quick story
• 57:53
  yesterday we um did some exploring ing right and um we went down to this old
• 58:00
  Jetty and very far out of civilization and once I walked out to the end of The
• 58:05
  Jetty I was technically closer to Malaysia than I was to Singapore right
• 58:09
  so um anyway we we realized very quickly after we'd kind of taken some photos and
• 58:16
  and walked back to the road that we were
• 58:19
  in the middle of nowhere right and and people don't have cars here you kind of
• 58:26
  have to catch an Uber or a taxi so we tried for an Uber no chance tried for a
• 58:31
  taxi no chance well we got driven there in an Uber but it picked us up in a
• 58:36
  residential area oh I see but there just wasn't anyone willing to pick us up from
• 58:42
  where we were you know and we started thinking like what what are we going to
• 58:46
  do are we [ __ ] stranded here anyway eventually a taxi came to pick up a
• 58:53
  fisherman right and he put his he put his cage of whatever the [ __ ] he
• 58:59
  just caught in the boot of this taxi right and they got in and we're like
• 59:03
  [ __ ] that guy so lucky the taxi called over to us and said you guys want to
• 59:08
  lift to a railway station you look stranded and we're like yes please yes
• 59:13
  yes we do picked us up drove us to a station refused to take any money for us
• 59:18
  oh wow wow yeah just out of the kindness of his [ __ ] heart and the [ __ ]
• 59:22
  fisherman who just sat there not caring that his Taxi driver was taken someone
• 59:26
  else somewhere first yeah right see you guys have a great day wow restored my faith in
• 59:33
  humanity and if it wasn't for that Taxi Driver you wouldn't be here today that's
• 59:38
  right I'd I'd still be I'd still be at this [ __ ] Warf you would have been murdered by a
• 59:45
  Woo which is a Chinese ghost even for listeners who don't know yeah I mean
• 59:51
  heaps of them but the Limu Changi I bet yeah did I just say Getty yeah you did
• 59:57
  that's fine Jetty obviously or a clown you may have be murdered by a clown
• 1:00:04
  because appar that's I mean there's tons of clowns around yeah yeah and I think
• 1:00:08
  this is one of pop up every few years but I also think this is one of those
• 1:00:12
  things where like there was a madeup news story as we reported a few weeks
• 1:00:17
  ago yeah where the news literally made up that people were dressing up like
• 1:00:21
  clowns and harassing people at night so now people actually do
• 1:00:26
  yeah it's life imitating
• 1:00:30
  art yeah but not only that clown sidings have become such a
• 1:00:35
  problem that now people are dressing up like Batman and chasing off the
• 1:00:42
  clown uh this just has to be the story just people making fun of it as well
• 1:00:47
  isn't it well I saw the Twitter Twitter
• 1:00:50
  the tweet that uh I think this came from was a photo posted by
• 1:00:56
  uh a woman in the UK and she's got a photo of a guy dressed as Batman chasing
• 1:01:00
  a clown yeah so that checks out enough said
• 1:01:07
  fact but yeah the the clown thing they mean they've banned clowns at or clown
• 1:01:12
  costumes at uh School Halloween events and stuff like that because apparently
• 1:01:17
  it's people have g a bit silly with it what if you if that was your job yeah to
• 1:01:22
  be a clown actual clowns must be like oh for [ __ ] sake
• 1:01:26
  yeah these guys are terrible you both go hi you go to kids parties and now you're
• 1:01:32
  out of work mind you I will say this right I know a few people who chose to
• 1:01:39
  become professional clowns M yeah I met someone who traveled to [ __ ] France
• 1:01:43
  to a prestigious clown school yes yep um
• 1:01:47
  do you know my friend um Russell Ross CH
• 1:01:51
  he he was in uh a couple of my films he played the
• 1:01:56
  psychiatrist in oh yeah yeah yeah in um yeah yeah he oh yes he went to that
• 1:02:03
  French clown school right okay guy Tom Walker he's a comedian Sydney that I
• 1:02:08
  know um oh yeah he he he got back recently from there
• 1:02:13
  sure I mean look Russell's probably the exception to this Rule and Tom maybe as
• 1:02:17
  well but all the people that I know who became professional clowns are all a bit [Music]
• 1:02:24
  weird well you don't you sort of have to be to be the type of person that's going to
• 1:02:30
  devote your life to that I think so yeah I think so yeah I
• 1:02:34
  mean to be a clown I mean didn't um what's his name
• 1:02:40
  uh Borat um what's his name his real name
• 1:02:45
  Sasha Cohen Sasha Baron Cohen he went to that school too didn't he he was a he
• 1:02:48
  went to clown school is that right he well he went to some some school yeah I
• 1:02:53
  mean and he I mean he made well he went to some school
• 1:02:57
  well I was going to say he made a thing of it but he's also really [ __ ] weird
• 1:03:01
  so yeah that's right evidence I mean just thinking back over the people I
• 1:03:06
  know that are I do not get him I do not get him what not at all I don't no I I
• 1:03:13
  don't I don't find him funny H I don't
• 1:03:16
  like him when he acts in other movies
• 1:03:20
  but I did enjoy Borat I liked Borat I
• 1:03:26
  hate I hate that style of movie where it's that person acting and it's just
• 1:03:30
  film to make people feel uncomfortable I don't get it I don't like it I lik um I
• 1:03:35
  tried to watch the next one after that and couldn't get into it but Borat I I
• 1:03:39
  the dictator oh no actually I skipped that Bruno it was the Bruno the gay one
• 1:03:44
  yeah but I kind of lost interest in that I thought he was good in he was good in
• 1:03:48
  Sweeny Todd he was um he was funny in I
• 1:03:53
  mean I was I was drunk on at the time when I watched Grimsby or the brothers
• 1:03:59
  of Grimsby as it's called here I think uh but I thought he was that was a funny
• 1:04:03
  movie actually I think it might just be that style of movie I don't like yeah I
• 1:04:07
  see what you mean where it's it's it's real and they're making fools of people
• 1:04:12
  is that what you mean yeah yeah yeah no I would agree with you I don't normally
• 1:04:15
  like that either but I thought Borat was was done fairly cleverly considering and
• 1:04:22
  I did enjoy that you know how you and McGregor came out last year when started
• 1:04:26
  talking about the Standalone Star Wars movies and said that he would definitely
• 1:04:29
  be up for a uh Oban ob1 movie Yep this
• 1:04:34
  is the headline that came out today you and McGregor is game for two Obi-Wan
• 1:04:39
  Kenobi movies so he's up it now he's not only come out and said he's up for one
• 1:04:44
  he's like actually i' I'd do two I don't know how that works just give him one
• 1:04:49
  like come on guys he wants to do it just let him do it by by saying by saying
• 1:04:54
  he'll do two he's sort of probably sounding a little bit desperate which
• 1:04:59
  means they could probably pay him a little bit less than they normally would
• 1:05:02
  have that's how I say it like if you're that desperate would do it for 50 bucks
• 1:05:07
  I'd do it for 50 there's a lot i' do for 50 the only to do a Photoshop of VI as
• 1:05:11
  obiwan Kenobi L he wouldn't need to he looks enough like Obi-Wan to begin with
• 1:05:17
  do I get 50 bucks uh not doing it if I don't get 50 bucks
• 1:05:24
  listeners the balls
• 1:05:29
  yeah Kickstart $50 for loot to be photoshopped as obiwan Kenobi obi-1 [ __ ]
• 1:05:35
  cryp noobi yeah crippy one [ __ ]
• 1:05:40
  crippy [ __ ] 4 Kenobi is that the name of this
• 1:05:46
  podcast it could well be I've just read this headline that I
• 1:05:51
  just I like galgadot Wonder Woman won't be bisexual in this movie but maybe in
• 1:05:57
  the future oh yeah have you heard Wonder Woman's bisexual and so is Catwoman and
• 1:06:02
  Harley Quinn look that's fine whatever but the Wonder Woman thing is kind of
• 1:06:07
  like makes sense well it's a non it's not a thing she's not bisexual she's a
• 1:06:11
  [ __ ] from a race of she's never seen a man yeah she's born of [ __ ] Zeus
• 1:06:16
  lives with the only women in the Amazon like it's not she's not bisexual in the
• 1:06:20
  same way that girls in high school were bisexual you know what I mean like
• 1:06:26
  no she's been getting on with women and then she meets a guy and goes I'll I can
• 1:06:30
  do that as well that's what I mean it's not that she's
• 1:06:32
  like that's and again I don't care like it's fine if she is or she isn't I just
• 1:06:38
  think it's a weird thing like she's not she's not even [ __ ] human well it's
• 1:06:42
  like in high school when the only person we had sex with was ourselves constantly
• 1:06:47
  right jacket I mean you couldn't say oh Daniel just loves to jack it it's like
• 1:06:50
  no he doesn't he's happily have sex with a woman he just doesn't know anyone that
• 1:06:55
  is willing like [ __ ] Superman's interpal cuz he's a [ __ ] alien who has sex with
• 1:07:01
  loest Lane like it's no but I waiting to see how many males they start to come
• 1:07:05
  out to make as bisexual but one that they probably shouldn't would be Batman
• 1:07:10
  go on they should not make Batman you're working show you're working otherwise
• 1:07:14
  there's going to be a lot of questions about why he has a young Ward with him I
• 1:07:19
  think they're already are yeah that's great well standards and practices
• 1:07:24
  wouldn't let them do um Alfred and him and Dick living in the
• 1:07:29
  same house in the 60s version which is why there's a uh there's a maid called
• 1:07:32
  an Harriet just hanging around huh I didn't know that that's interesting yeah
• 1:07:38
  they were like you can't have [ __ ] three men living in a house together
• 1:07:41
  everyone's going to assume they're bugger in each other that's all for this week thank you
• 1:07:47
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