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A Hot Take on House of Stassi, Reasons Why Ben Affleck is the Man, An 85-year-old joins Only Fans · Listen If You Want To

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  Speaker 1: We are here for another episode to listen if you
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  Speaker 1: want to, and this is gonna be a good one
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  Speaker 1: because there is a lot going.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's going to be juicy because I am
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  Speaker 2: coming in hot.
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  Speaker 1: I know we are. We are juicy fants today because we.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know where to start. What do I want
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  Speaker 2: to tell you the most? Maybe the fact that I
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  Speaker 2: was today years old when I learned that Rita Wilson
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  Speaker 2: start on an episode of The Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna start with that?
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  Speaker 2: No, fine, what do you want to start with? What
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  Speaker 2: do you want to start with?
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  Speaker 1: I I mean I want to talk to I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: First.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So if if you guys haven't seen it yet,
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  Speaker 1: please go Binge on Hulu. Sacy Schroeder. So if you
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  Speaker 1: guys don't know what they should, well you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna agree with you on this. So she is
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  Speaker 1: former BANDR Pump Rules Royalty got canceled, and this is
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  Speaker 1: her attempt at coming back. Essentially, is what I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say reality to be Yeah, listossy correct, And let's just
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  Speaker 3: say I was so excited for this show.
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  Speaker 2: And beyond excit, I felt you shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, which you are right, because I watched it and
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  Speaker 1: I literally was like, I think I'm no longer.
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  Speaker 2: Was it a dud? Is that what it was? Was
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  Speaker 2: it a dud? Or was like? Was she not interesting?
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  Speaker 2: Was she hashtag trying too hard? Is show just a dud?
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  Speaker 2: What was the situation?
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  Speaker 1: It was very painful to watch because, Wow, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to I'm trying to articulate my feelings because without without
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  Speaker 1: being very mean.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just be mean a little bit mean?
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  Speaker 1: I just don't like her anymore. I really don't like
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  Speaker 1: her anymore. It was very cringey for me to watch,
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  Speaker 1: saying the entire thing. She's pretending to be a reality
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  Speaker 1: TV star and the executive producer, and there's so many
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  Speaker 1: times she goes as the producer of this show, like
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  Speaker 1: what more than you know, bringing your friends and family
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  Speaker 1: who are arguing in one house and then just letting
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  Speaker 1: it blow up. And I just can't stand it. I
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  Speaker 1: literally can not stand it.
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  Speaker 2: Why is she breaking the fourth wall so aggressively?
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  Speaker 1: And I like breaking all I like breaking the fourth wall.
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  Speaker 1: This is not the way to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's different, it's different than what we're used to
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  Speaker 4: because in Housewives they try not to talk about the show,
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  Speaker 4: but she all she does is talk about the show.
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  Speaker 4: She wants to be Chris Jenner and all that. So
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  Speaker 4: it is a lot of like what's real what's not?
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  Speaker 4: Is she bumping this up for cameras? But I've seen
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  Speaker 4: like a lot of interviews and she's like, this is
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  Speaker 4: how I solve my issues is when you bring it
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  Speaker 4: up on camera, because otherwise gets swept under the rug,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 1: And so I know, all I can say she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: need tons and tons of good PR after this show.
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  Speaker 1: All I can say is after the show, she's going
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  Speaker 1: to need so much good PR and she's gonna that bad.
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  Speaker 1: I literally I can't stand it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Wowie, Yes, I watched the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: So you think it's as bad as Danielle saying.
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  Speaker 4: I think she looks bad because she's very dismissed about
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  Speaker 4: her husband and the communication that is there. But it's
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  Speaker 4: also like these are marriage issues that people deal with.
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  Speaker 4: But I also think she's bumping it up for the camera.
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  Speaker 4: So I see kind of both sides of like what
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  Speaker 4: she's producing her own show.
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  Speaker 1: She wants one thing, I will say, the one thing
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  Speaker 1: I will say this is very a la Joel and
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  Speaker 1: Julia in Parenthood, where he wants to work again and
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  Speaker 1: she's like, can I pay you not to work because
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  Speaker 1: you need to be at home with the kids. But
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  Speaker 1: it's just it made me. I really loved her before this,
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  Speaker 1: and this made me really turned off. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: can say. And I don't know how she I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how my mind changes after this. And even Katie Maloney,
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  Speaker 1: who I did not like before this, I like she is.
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  Speaker 2: So there's some ogs on it.
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  Speaker 1: Which I would love. She keeps saying our show, our show,
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  Speaker 1: but the show is called House of Stossy, And so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if Katie Maloney got the rog pulled
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  Speaker 1: under her because she keeps saying it's our show, our show,
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  Speaker 1: but it's called and Katie, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so weird.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hear Katie. Yeah, it's very bad.
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  Speaker 2: Did you watch the whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: I have three episodes left and I am forcing myself
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  Speaker 1: to watch it because I want to watch the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing just for research. But I if I was not,
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  Speaker 1: if I did not have this job, I would have
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  Speaker 1: stopped after episode three.
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  Speaker 4: I will say that last episode, the Queen Mary episode
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  Speaker 4: that was like the real that was her like being
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  Speaker 4: completely blind, like not blindsided, but she was very emotional
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  Speaker 4: and the marriage and you just quinched because you're seeing
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  Speaker 4: like these marriage problems on TV and you're just like,
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  Speaker 4: can you just listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you're screaming at just listened to your husband.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was real, But throughout the others, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, she's pushing it.
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  Speaker 1: To like, are on a reality show?
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  Speaker 2: So I don't understand why she's doing that.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to make a comeback.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing that she's making a mistake on
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  Speaker 2: is the people are already watching the reality show, right.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need to tell them we're on a reality show.
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  Speaker 2: They're like the viewers like, yeah, we get it. Stops
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  Speaker 2: telling us.
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  Speaker 1: That, and you don't tell them, Oh, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: do this, so it's good TV. I agree.
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  Speaker 2: I think this feels like producers trying something to be
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  Speaker 2: clever and it's a fail. Yes, Like imagine if every
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  Speaker 2: five minutes we told you guys were on a podcast,
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  Speaker 2: you'd be like, shut up, we're listening to it.
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  Speaker 1: Please, I'm going to tell you that I'm doing this
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  Speaker 1: because I want this podcast to be.
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  Speaker 2: So good and right, that would be Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 1: These things so that you think this podcast is really good. Agree,
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  Speaker 1: I agree, it's a little.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're better off just making a good podcast
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  Speaker 2: or making a good TV show. Stop telling people what
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  Speaker 2: you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so disappointed as a Bravo fan.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's that hurts you, is it? It's not
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  Speaker 2: on Bravo right, No, but she's a.
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  Speaker 1: Bravo girly like that we know her from Bravo and
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  Speaker 1: so like this was like Hulu's one attempt of getting
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  Speaker 1: Bravo people over to Hulu.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't work. I'm very disappointed. Less Okay, well, moving
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  Speaker 1: on from the disappointm.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're saying it's so bad though, it makes me
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: want to watch it. I love watching things that people
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: tell me are terrible.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: Wreck Yeah, you know, like.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: Oh it's terrible, terrible, watch it. No, I won't like it.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: I'll be bored by it because I'm knee deep in
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: so many shows right now, Criminal Minds, I finished, as
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: you know, five Star Weekends.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: Oh I did too, I did too.
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  Speaker 2: It's totally good.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: I really liked it.
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  Speaker 2: The best thing I've ever seen in my life. But
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: it's totally good. Let's talk about Ben Affleck winning a
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  Speaker 2: million dollars on who Wants to be a millionaire?
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  Speaker 1: He was, Here's what I like about it, the excruciatingly
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  Speaker 1: long pause.
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  Speaker 2: We're just like Kimmel. And then finally Ben's like, like
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: it's so long. Here's what I'm gonna say, and this
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: might be a hot take. I like me some Ben Affleck,
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: despite all the things. I like me some Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm indifferent.
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: To I'm going to say the hottest, meanest thing probably
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  Speaker 2: I have ever said right now, Ben and jen Round
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: two also being done was a great thing for me
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: liking Ben Affleck more. I did not care for that
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck number one or number two. I
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: thought both rounds were not meant to be, and in
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: fact I was right.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how their worlds collide, if I'm being honest, like.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: They seem like so different people, so different, Like Ben
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  Speaker 2: Affleck feels like, Ben, get yourself a tiny little house
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  Speaker 2: or maybe an apartment, some dunkin Donuts, have your friends over,
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  Speaker 2: raise your kids. I feel like he's doing a good
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  Speaker 2: job with that. Keep that up. I just don't know
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: that he needs flashy, flashy paparazzi j Loo. I think
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  Speaker 2: he needs like where you're like, he's marrying who who
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: is that person? Oh, he's marrying a civilian? Cool? I
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  Speaker 2: think he needs. And then she turned out to be amazing.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Did you hear? Ben Affleck says he won't make a
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: movie without her, Matt David's wife. She's like a producer now,
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: and I guess she's like amazing and brilliant. They seem
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: like the coolest things every really do. Totally. I'm like, yeah, Ben,
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: go get yourself a nice civilian, a lawyer, a doctor. Uh,
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: the person that works at Starbucks. I don't care.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard Ben Affleck talk Spanish?
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Oh that is the hottest, most awesome thing I know. Yes,
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: he speaks Spanish fluently, fluently.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, drop and clip I gotta hear.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good. And people are like he becomes
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: a totally different person. He's like animated having fun. I
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: just think, look, Ben, let's find you someone nice. Let's
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: find you someone nice.
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  Speaker 1: On the other note, with Jlo, like a rod made
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  Speaker 1: sense for j Low because he's a little flashy.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: He's a little.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: He's perfect for her, I think, yeah, and I'm I'm
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: very I'm still very surprised that didn't work out.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: I'm fa get back together.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: I know well, I feel like he cheated on her
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: with freaking Miranda allegedly allegedly who not? Why did I say? Miranda?
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: You guys, I love her and it's escaping my brain.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Madison Madison, You guys, what's her last say?
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: Beer?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Madison Madison. I'm obsessed with her summer charm Jackie you
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about. Oh, Croy. Sorry, I was
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: looking for the ben Affleck.
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: Thing that's coming back to me now. I just say,
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: j Lo, forgive him and just get back with a Rod.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: You've got the a Rod and the j Lo. It's
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: just I think that's like what they should be. They
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: seem more appropriate together, and all Flack is too down
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: home cool, like just he seems like he's like, I
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: don't need the flash, I don't need fancy. I don't
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: need to go to some fancy restaurant. I'm good with
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: a pizza.
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: Him and Garner worked, you know, they worked for a
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: long time. Johnifer Garner.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean true, she seems not quite right for him.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Either because she's very like home like she wants to
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: make her English muffins from scratch and all that. That
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: seems almost like he's not down with that either. I
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: think he needs like I don't know, I think he
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: needs a career woman, like a nice lawyer. Oh interesting,
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: like like not a model, not like like in a mall. Clooney,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, is a mall?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Like is a mall single? And were you about to
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: say that was like I think she married?
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: I literally was gonna say, is them all the greatest
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: thing ever?
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Like she's still working.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: She's more awesome than George Clooney. He knows it, he
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: knows and he's into it. That's yeah. She really leveled
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: him up.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: She really did. She gave him some ad.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: I stumbled upon a clip of the Facts of Life
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: the other day, the show Do you guys know the
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: show The Facts of Life? You take the Good, you
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: Take the Bad? And they were singing with El de Barge,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: do you guys who that is? To the beat of
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: the rhythm of the night And Mackenzie Aston, who's also
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: like iconic is in it and George Clooney and they're
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: all like dancing together with ele DeBarge and it's like
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: this clip is amazing because it's like what George Clooney,
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Like George Clooney was on the Facts of Life. You
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: guys don't seem to be as excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: As I know the show. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like so random looking back
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: now and just being like, wow, George Clooney was on
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: Facts Life. Look, I am doctor Doug Ross through and through,
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: like I am I will just there is nothing better
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: than Doctor Doug Ross. Sometimes I watch Julianna Margalise Nurse
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Hathaway when she reunites in like Seattle with Doctor Doug
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Ross for the finale of their time on the show,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: because if they did come back one more time, maybe twice.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: But it's when she leaves the show and she goes
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: because she's gonna go reunite and be with doctor Doug Ross.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: And then then Don Henley song comes on, and like
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: something weird happens in my body. Every time I watch
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: the clip, it's almost like I'm so happy and I
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: love it so much and yet I'm sad at the
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: same time. Something about it. Every time I watch the clip,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like my whole body gets weird.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you to watch something to make you smile?
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: For sure?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it yet. Harry styles wiping out,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: literally wiping Oh my god, fully slipped and fell backwards.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Have you not seen this clip yet? And hits the
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: stage his head nails it like he Everyone's.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Like, can someone send me this clip?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I watch it. I sent it last night.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it with you guys right now.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: It is so iconic. And wait, I've watched them watch
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: many times.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Hold on? Is it page six on Instagram? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: here I go watching it. Okay, he's he's bending. Oh
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: oh oh no, I'm nervous. Oh nope, oh oh oh
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: oh oh oh whoa? Oh okay. He basically falls and
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  Speaker 2: then ends up in like a model pose on.
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  Speaker 1: The ground and just owns it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love him so much, He's everything. And
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: then some good for you, Zoe grab it's good for you.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Harry is like Harry's cool.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: He's so cool.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you guys something important. Oh yeah,
• 14:24
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• 14:26
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• 14:28
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• 14:31
  Speaker 2: her feet?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: And you know I don't have an anyone, We.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Don't have an OnlyFans account. How about now we have
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: to make an OnlyFans account to see what Donna Mills says.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: This is what she said. My fans are going to
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: see the real me, the good hair days, the bad
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: hair days, and everything in between. You know what.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: But that's I thought, that's called Instagram.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought too.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: But only fans, you like, pay because you want to
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: see like do they show nudity on.
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  Speaker 1: Only Yes, you have to pay, though you have to pay,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You have to pay. Good there are men.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Can you see a penis on Only Fans?
• 15:06
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• 15:10
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• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Guys seen Margot's Got Money Trouble? It's that show.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: It's about only They do they answer our questions?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: They do? They do? So you pay.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: So she's a single mom and has a kid with
• 15:25
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• 15:28
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• 15:30
  Speaker 2: And paid by fanning one of the Fannings okay, Fanning,
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  Speaker 4: get the reveal. And so like one of the things
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: is she's going to reveal.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Her woo woo.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, but she's gonna make she's going to show her
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  Speaker 4: her full full cookie.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, and you get individually paid. So like everyone that
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: gets the cookie.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: How much is a woo woo go for?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: It depends on who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about a mid mid famous woo woo and
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  Speaker 2: Denise Richards.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: We need to do some more research, We need to
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  Speaker 1: ask some and.
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  Speaker 2: Do all these famous people show their woo's or just
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  Speaker 2: like if they choose to.
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  Speaker 4: I think if they choose to, like, if they choose to, like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: they can be photos.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And I don't know. Larsa Pippen makes a Lara and
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Larsa it makes a lot of money. But I think
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: she shows her booty.
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  Speaker 2: But but not a woo.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know these are.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Shot, Like do they prevent you from screenshotting? Because that
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: sounds like that could get messy.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently Larsa makes three million dollars a year.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, first of all, I'd never do it. It props
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: to the people that do totally happy with that for them.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: But what's Donna Mills showing can like, you know what,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: who's gonna get Who's gonna suck it up and get
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: the only fans account so we learn more?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a job for Amy Sugarman. I'm not doing that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want know who could do that for us.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Let's try and find somebody that's one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Of the turds because that sounds like a lawsuit waiting.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think we can make an injurn do it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I boobies, we're definitely not having. We don't who's like
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: our spices producer Laura Heather Laura will have Laura Laura,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Laura Laura s we have two.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Laura scar patties. She does our show Sex and Lock.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Just so you know what it is, well, a lot.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Of reass teller. If she gets the only fans account,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: we'll pay for it, but we we want and then
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: she can come on and answer our questions.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I love it. There's someone who makes forty three million
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: dollars a year on it. Wow, people make a ton of.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Dough forty three million dollars.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Rain Sophie Rain an Internet personnelity and content creator. She
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: claims she makes forty three million a year.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa forty three million? This is why, this is why
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: gen Z is such a disaster.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Speaking of disasters, not to move on from this topic,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: but did you did you see that Netflix is getting
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: sued for one hundred and.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Five million dollar going on? I can't figure.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you. So. Essentially, this film production
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: company sent Netflix this film to say hey, They're like
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: shopping it around. They're like, hey, if you want to
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: buy this, do you want to buy this to release
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: on Netflix? YadA, YadA, YadA, And somewhere along the way
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: of them sending it, the film got lost and it
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: was like it was a film with Nicholas Cage. I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: think the budget was like something like forty million dollars plus.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I heard this on the news and so it was,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you know, big budget film that they're shopping around and
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: it just got lost.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: But they don't have multiple copies of it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So the issue that they're trying to say is somebody
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: somewhere has this. So now the value of this film
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: is no longer you know a thing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, Now it's getting tricky for the lawyers
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: because I'm like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Well, Netflix, Netflix is saying sorry that you didn't follow
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: proper protocols in that you lost your film while sending
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: it to us.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It's not like we lost so they're saying they never
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: received it, right, Well, that's not on them, right, So
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: they're declining.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: They're basically declining this lawsuit. But it's still just.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Like, here's what I would do if I had a movie,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And first of all, I would do like, Hi, we're
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: having a screening. You can see it, especially you've got
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage. This isn't like a nothing. This isn't like
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a movie. I made a number two do like they
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: do where you have to enter a password, so like
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: you have the movie, you hit play, but it won't
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: play till you enter a code. I don't understand why
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: they didn't do that.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like I can say this and that this
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: isn't preaching anything. But one time when we were, you know,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: preparing for Taylor Swift interview, a guy came over with
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: a thumb drive and it was like, I will play
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the album for you, but in no.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Way then they take it away.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And I can also say that Netflix gives me screeners
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: ahead of time, but I have to enter a code.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: To watch it, so like, correct, yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Why didn't they do that with a movie? Like, here's
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the code and then that's that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: It's because drives were stolen from their actual office.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Who's office, Netflix's office. You know what I decided about this,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care. I just decided, I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: totally don't care. You know what, you know something else
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I don't care about it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Don't say I know exactly what they're gonna say, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: we disagree on this because I had a whole text
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: exchange exchange over.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: This the amount. I don't care.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I am so obsessed with the fact that Bradley Cooper
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: and Gigi had can potentially be married. I am very
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: obsessed with it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: First of all, who cares? Second of all, let me
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: tell you something about Bradley Coop. Let me let you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: guys in on a little secret. Bradley Cooper, for many, many, many,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: many many years has worn his father's gold wedding band.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: He lost his father, I believe, to Parkinson's and he
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: has worn his father's gold wedding band on that finger.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I'm the only one knowing that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Everybody finger should know that. I never analyzed his hands
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: to be like, what ring finger are you wearing it on?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I just know he wore it, and I also wear
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: a ring on my on that finger all the time.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: So I think this is much ado about nothing. And
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: if they are married, cool.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I want them married.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's why I care. I actually love the two of
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: them together. I do. I think they're very cute. She's
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: like an old soul.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Like I'm fine with them being together. I just I
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: don't care. I'm more focused on this is not nice,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: But like I want Bradley Cooper's work that he says
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: he didn't get that. I know he got to settle
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: in so that his face goes back to the old
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: sexy Bradley Cooper's face. Sorry, sorry, I'm an advocate for
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: just like let your face be what your face is.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Because good right now, if he did do work, I
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: think it looks good, Danielle, what like right now? And
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: in those paparazzi photos of him with Gigi, I think
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: he looks fantastic.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Glasses, he's working sunglasses.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: There, so that the work was done in the eyes, Danielle.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Why, I'm sorry, I.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Think maybe I miss Maybe I missed this. Do I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: need I'm going to look up before and after because
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm missing something here.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Correct and bless him, bless him. It's settling in. I
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: don't know why he ever thought he needed. My whole
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: point is I want to support him in his decisions,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: but I don't know why he ever thought.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I do, I do, I do remember this.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: You know who else is suffering from the same same
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: situation as Mandy Moore? But I think Mandy Moore is
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: looking higher.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's fine. I have no judgments. Look, Bradley Cooper
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: looked great, and I want to tell Bradley Cooper and
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: any other men, you look great. Stop it, stop it,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: stop it now they say, brad Pitt has had work done.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: If he has, he has the best doctor in the universe,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: because I cannot see it, but he looks good. Just
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: let yourself look good. It's fine.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's starting to settle in.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I'm all right with it. Cooper, Yeah, Bley Cooper. Well,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I mean fine. I don't care if he's married. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: don't care if he's not married. I like him fine,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I really liked him.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: In the hangover, Bradley Cooper, what are you known for
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: your role in the Hangover.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Let's see, I'm looking at some before and afters of
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Brad Pitt me too, and I'm seeing it maybe but
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: maybe not really. And also I don't it's fine. Yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: good for him, Good for Brad Pitt for being Brad Pitt.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: You know whatever. My other thing is, this is a movie.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I cannot wait for Practical Magic two. And I also
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: must say the coolest thing ever. First of all, Sandra
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Bullock is the coolest person ever.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I yes, if.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You ever are gonna say something bad about Sandra Bullock,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: here's what I'm gonna say to you. Don't you dare?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I agree?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I agree?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare? Don't you dare? Don't you dare?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I agree?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: But they showed up at the cemetery during a screening
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: of Practical Magic one.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Can you?
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: That is? First of all, I don't even need Sandra
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Bullock and Nicole Kidman to show up. Nothing is cooler
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: than seeing a movie in the cemetery, which I have done.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: It's that La Forever Sara Cemetery. I yep, I've seen
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: a movie there. Amazing. Can then you're showing Practical Magic
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: double amazing, third most amazing Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I agree Questian. Why are we? We are all team
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Nicole Kidman and the Keith Nicole thing? And I don't
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: know why though.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Oh see, I'm a little bit team Keith. I'm more
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: on the just because I adore him. Every encounter I've
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: had with him, I just melt He's a lovely person
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: from what I know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Oh me too, That's why I don't know why everyone
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: sort of team Nicole's like, why why don't we just
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: be teaming? No sides on that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy for I want both of them, both
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: of them to be happy.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I agree. I don't know why. Somehow, maybe the narrative
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: is just like a hint that Keith did like left
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: or something. I don't know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I can't see that. But you know what, we don't know.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: He seems like, I don't know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: We did some slew thing, remember Daniel, we did a
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: little slick I.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Know, But I just can't see Keith leaving. I just don't.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I don't see that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Let me say a few things number one before we go,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: because I don't know. Oh, we're still five minutes that's great, Okay.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Rita Wilson is a cheerleader on the Brady Bunch, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I did not learn that until yesterday. And I've seen
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: the episode so many times, the one too, Tell me
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: who are you the Bears? Three? Tell me who's got
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: on a score the Bears? Anyone's seeing this episode? No,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: literally just learned that the competitor to Marcia is Rita Wilson. Ah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: That was a bit of trivia that had not landed
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: on me, and I'm happy it did. Number two Lola
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Palooza looks like the worst thing I could ever go to.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I've never been to a festival Coachella. No, I don't
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: care to go this one. I'm gonna tell you this one.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I tell you about festival. This is my hot take
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: back ten years ago. They put capacity limits on things
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: back then, and now everything is just so like when
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I go to Coachella, it is for a few hours.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I know that's snappy.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the festival that is the best.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to say it because I bottle Rock.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Bottle Rock, and I don't want to say it because
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid it's like sometimes you don't want to give
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: that number to the You know, you find that person
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: that really knows how to like do something, and you're like,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I need to gatekeep this because if I give it
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: too many people, then the person won't be able to
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: help me. Do you know what I mean?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: You know, like if you get like the handyman that
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, that guy can fix anything, and people are like,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: do you have a great handyman?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: And you kind of That's how I feel about my
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: house cleaner, Like my house cleaner is the best.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Don't gate keeps. But so I'm not gatekeeping Bottle Rock.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: But what I'm gonna say is it is fricking great.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Everything about it is great. The food is great, the
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: acts are great, the venue is great, the whole thing's great.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: It's all great. I hit a little traffic that was
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: my only thing. Next. You know how I love my
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: shark movies. The Devil's Mouth starring Catherine Newton and Lana
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Condor thumbs up, thumbs up. It's a great. Oh no,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: it's great. It's a great shark romp. As I say,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the Shards looks terrible, terrible. I don't know if anyone's
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: watched it yet, but it looks so bad. To me,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I can't even I feel bad because I want to
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: like Kayak Gerber and Richard Gear's son, Homer. I want
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: to like him, but I'm not yet.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Hi Gerber, she's like twenty, She's in the show and
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: she has a son.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Dude, you didn't listen to me. Kaya Gerber is Cindy
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Crawford's daughter, yes, and Randy Gerber. Homer Gear is Richard
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Gear's son. They are in The Shards together. This is
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: where Okay, you know Richard Gear from Pretty Woman, and
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I know he was married to Cindy Crawford at one point.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: They do not have a kid together. They were married,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: they got divorced. Cindy Crawford went on to marry Randy
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Gerber and they had two kids. One of them is Kaya. Yes,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Richard Gear. I don't know who who the wife is.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: It might be the lady from Law and Order. They
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: had a son. His name is Homer. In a weird twist,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Homer Gear and Kaya Gerber are in this show together
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: called The Sharks, but I don't want to watch it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It looks back I should seem my fame processing this,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm literally doing hard.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: It's hard. It's hard, but just My point is the Sharks.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look good, and I haven't been enjoying the
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: interviews these guys have been doing, and I'm just I'm uninterested.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Someone proved me wrong. Someone tell me that The Shards
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: is great, and I will watch it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: We don't even know the promise.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: No, but just the name the Shards.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: The Shards, Yeah, weird name. It's some eighties They're like
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: in the eighties. I don't know. I just I need
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: someone to tell me it's good, and then maybe I'll
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: watch it. Before we go. Somebody challenged me to see
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: if I can stand on my leg for twenty seconds
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: like Tony Romo. You guys can time me ready. I
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: can't hear you, Ebbie, give me direction, tell me when okay?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Ready? Three two one?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Tell me when I can stop. I'm just still balancing
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: on one leg like some thing.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Evye. Can you hear us? Okay, you gotta give in.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: We gotta twenty seconds. Can I stop yet I'm still
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: doing it? Yeah, I'm still going.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Going, going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Oh great, eight seven six by four great, I'm done.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I did it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Woo good, So hold on before we go Romo able
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: to do it?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: He did, he did for his thing went down, then
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: his his leg went down.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But that's past. You get. That's a winner, right Winter
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Winter Chicken Dinner. The hot takes on Tony Romo's video
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: are like my favorite thing. All the commentary.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, he's just I want one nice I gotta
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: love it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Everybody like lost their minds when he starts stretching.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, I saw, sir, did you get at?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I just don't want to watch any of this,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: But then I dous like, can I get the extended version? Yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: he's not going to speak out because they're gonna drop
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: the charges because it's like he's just being quiet and
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: letting everyone watch that video and go mmmm hmmm.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Lawyers are analyzing it, sportscasters are analyzing it, like everyone's
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: analyzing it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I just know that I just stood on my one
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: leg for I don't know that I can do it
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: on the other leg because that's my stronger leg. But
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: who cares. Everybody tried at home.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: That's why he contemplated too, which one's my stronger leg.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I just love when they're like, have you had any
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: head injuries and you just see him go, how do
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I even explain to these people how many head injuries
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: and just his he just I know we talked about
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: this last week, but he just didn't want to go,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: do you know who I am?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Ye?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: But yet he wanted to say do you know who
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I am? I'm a quarterback. I've been hit by like
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: man a lot of times.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: We have to go.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Well, be here next week and you can listen if
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you want to