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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the refi nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is it lies.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Shows.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show Insensitivity.
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  Speaker 4: Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: A good morning, everybody morning, all right? It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 2: midweek this far It's good. July twenty ninth, almost at
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  Speaker 2: the end of July. Here is twenty twenty six. We
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  Speaker 2: are The Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace, Gina, We got
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  Speaker 2: Sea Bass, We got Sammy. There is Jeff G. Morgan
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  Speaker 2: is here our associate producer. We got dumb Ass Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: We got vonn Our video producer. We got bored, We
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  Speaker 2: got Menji on the job today. Phones are open at
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  Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four. You can send us a
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  Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. Busy week
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  Speaker 2: for Sea Bass and the cart Narks. It is narc
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  Speaker 2: week here on the Woody Show. How much justice to
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  Speaker 2: be dispensed? I know, and no shortage of people to
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  Speaker 2: try to dispense it too. Sadly they keep on multiplying,
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  Speaker 2: although I do hear more and more people, even relatives
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  Speaker 2: who I have had no idea ever listened to one
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  Speaker 2: bit of this show, and they were really warm, like
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  Speaker 2: like uncles that I barely speak to. Or don't get
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  Speaker 2: to see except for like, you know, special occasions.
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  Speaker 5: And they don't want to run into the cartnars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll tell me like, dude, you've got me putting
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  Speaker 2: carts back after listening to the show and cart narks
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  Speaker 2: like looking over their shoulders.
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  Speaker 6: I knew twenty years ago. Who No, I'm not in
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  Speaker 6: town right now. Still tell me I'm scared?
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  Speaker 7: Ye yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were lazy losers. They never thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't it just wasn't a conscious thing. It was
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  Speaker 2: just kind of like this mindless But now they're mindful.
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  Speaker 7: Like if you don't think about it, well think about it,
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  Speaker 7: which is.
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  Speaker 2: The whole point. And now they are, so it has
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  Speaker 2: been a successful campaign. Think about it, exactly about it.
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  Speaker 5: That's why he made that song.
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  Speaker 2: July twenty nine, today is International Tiger Day. Okay, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I did see one of those big Cat videos where
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  Speaker 2: this guy, I guess he had rescued this this lion.
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  Speaker 2: It was a lion when it was a cub and
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  Speaker 2: this lion who's now full grown a doll. This this
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  Speaker 2: is a big bitch. She's huge and he was like
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  Speaker 2: walked into the enclosure and she freaked out. Like was
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  Speaker 2: like kind of whining and crying like it was the
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  Speaker 2: coolest thing, like happy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy put put
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  Speaker 2: two paws up on this guy's shoulders and then put
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  Speaker 2: her head down like it it was like to show
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  Speaker 2: you this video, I'm like, dude, I would have crapped
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  Speaker 2: my pants even though those things, because man, when this
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  Speaker 2: thing stands up, you're like you really you really kind
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  Speaker 2: of get an idea of just how big this thing
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  Speaker 2: need to.
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  Speaker 8: Be pretty confident in the like, hey remember.
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  Speaker 9: Me, I.
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  Speaker 2: Hope you remember.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, just some old footage of the Bengals games. I
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  Speaker 6: know your family do, and uh they were showing these
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  Speaker 6: just have live tigers chain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you. It's a National lipstick Day. Let's
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  Speaker 2: gett gnarly Day. A couple of food holidays. It's National
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  Speaker 2: Lasagna Day, Yeah, lasagna, and then today's National Chicken Wing Day,
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  Speaker 2: which which I'm all about celebrate both.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of food, do you guys this is a weird question,
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  Speaker 5: but in my world that's the case. Do you think
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  Speaker 5: of restaurant owners as celebrities in a weird way?
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  Speaker 2: Here goes another Greggry random thought.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so there's a little board everybody.
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  Speaker 5: There's an Italian restaurant that I like right near my
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  Speaker 5: play and the owner is this old lady. She's got
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  Speaker 5: to be like eighty, and she's inadvertently hilarious, like she'll
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  Speaker 5: seat you at your table and then she'll say, we
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  Speaker 5: have some really good specials tonight. I don't know what
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  Speaker 5: they are, but they're good. And then the other time
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  Speaker 5: we were there, she walked by and held out this
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  Speaker 5: tray of like garlic bread with this marinera dipping sauce,
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  Speaker 5: and I thought, oh, she's gonna give us a spread.
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  Speaker 5: And she puts it down on our table and says,
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  Speaker 5: you guys should order this. It's really good. And then
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  Speaker 5: she brought to another table. So she's totally funny without
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  Speaker 5: trying to be. And then I saw her at the
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  Speaker 5: store and I'm like, oh, that's the Italian restaurant owner.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like, you know, restaurant owners are celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say something to your No.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't. I wanted to, but you've.
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  Speaker 8: Never had that, like if you go to the restaurant
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  Speaker 8: and like it's the waitress whatever, but you see the
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  Speaker 8: owner even in the restaurant's like.
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  Speaker 5: He's here, right, And then they walk around in Shampans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the owner.
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think if there was a place called Gregg's super
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  Speaker 2: well known in town, like everybody, like you go to
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  Speaker 2: Greg's Barbecue and Greg is there, that lends itself more
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  Speaker 2: to But if it's just like whatever it's called, and
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  Speaker 2: the person happens to own it, you could even you
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  Speaker 2: can't you can't name them, yeah, you know, other than
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  Speaker 2: knowing that they're the owner, or they're the the face
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  Speaker 2: you know, you get those those really great local TV commercials,
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  Speaker 2: or it's the owner of the businesses doing their own
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  Speaker 2: TV commercial first celebrities.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, there's one restaurant owner that I follow
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  Speaker 10: on Instagram. His name is Andy Newin and he's the
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  Speaker 10: one that opened that Sonic Cafe in Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 2: He also opened the.
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  Speaker 10: Ninja Turtle One and Santa Monica, and he opens trill
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  Speaker 10: Burgers all over and amongst amongst other restaurant people.
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  Speaker 2: He's like famous. Do we know a famous restaurant owner
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  Speaker 2: named Mike Kathlin. Oh, yeah, like the show Killer. He's
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  Speaker 2: a huge. Yeah, he's owner of the Sunshine Grill Cafe.
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  Speaker 2: He's still Edison, New Jersey's still has, yes, really good food.
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  Speaker 2: The food is legit. He has running it for him
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  Speaker 2: because he's wildly incompetent. He does have a really good guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a really good guy in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's very friendly, like when people come in
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. Like again, we've always said, like Mike was
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  Speaker 2: a great guy to just hang out with. Nice, nice guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want him programming my restaurant. And Mike, if
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  Speaker 2: you're listening, we love you.
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  Speaker 5: And then on the opposite end of that spectrum, almost
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  Speaker 5: people are kind of famous too because where I grew up,
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  Speaker 5: everyone's like, oh, did you see that guy who you know,
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  Speaker 5: the guy who rides that ten speed and.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows, Wow, everybody knows there's that weird ass. Have
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  Speaker 2: you ever seen the weird ass woman that uh, well,
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  Speaker 2: young lady who is in our area. She looks like
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  Speaker 2: she looks like from Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow,
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  Speaker 2: dude off off to find.
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  Speaker 10: There was this one guy in our town. We called
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  Speaker 10: him no Shirt because he would walk the entire town
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  Speaker 10: with no shirt on and uh he like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 10: he was a homeless, but he got in a motorcycle accident.
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  Speaker 10: So he talked kind of slow, but.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about how weird he talks about he had
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  Speaker 2: an excellent an excellent accent. I got my bizzel line
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  Speaker 2: and I'm it was just funny, like under in the context. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he talks all funny. That was pretty funny. We had shuffles,
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  Speaker 2: the dumping bump. It was outside of our radio station.
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  Speaker 5: He would lean against walls and poop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he was knowing that and he would shuffle
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  Speaker 2: really slowly across the streets.
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  Speaker 11: They shuffles, the dumping bump. He's talking birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: This shimm We won't sit because she was like shim
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  Speaker 2: and you know, we don't do humpy birthday. Who Josh Ratner,
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  Speaker 2: who is Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother.
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  Speaker 2: He's fifty two years old today. Dak Prescott from The
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys is thirty three. Will tweeted Quill Gordian stand by
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  Speaker 2: The Woodie Show of Corey Feldman and Jerry O'Connell. He
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  Speaker 2: made many appearances as a version of himself on the
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  Speaker 2: Big Bang Theory. He's fifty four. He got Wayne Morris
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  Speaker 2: from Boys to Men, very close friend of Joe Coyane
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  Speaker 2: Yanie Morris, who's fifty three. You got Geddy Lee from
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  Speaker 2: Also seventy three is a big day today, Ken Burns
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  Speaker 2: the documentary filmmaker. He did all those like historical docs
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  Speaker 2: on baseball in the Civil War at bud jillion other things.
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  Speaker 2: Also seventy three. Your porno birthday today is Hunter Maverick,
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  Speaker 2: and today's birthday. A boy has seen more back doors
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  Speaker 2: than a home inspector two and forty two find adult films,
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  Speaker 2: including Banging in the Bayout. He was also in Little Pink,
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  Speaker 2: Twink Hole, Oh Hoile to Pop and Topped Cherry, And
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  Speaker 2: he was in Bang Me Out Before You Go Go
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  Speaker 2: He was fantastic and I'm straight, but I'm queer for beer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: He was in Rectal Ramming Volume one. Help my Boyfriend's
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  Speaker 2: at bottom, but so am I?
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  Speaker 7: Oh no?
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  Speaker 2: And then who can forget his unforgettable role in Jizz
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  Speaker 2: Wizards for the Doors. Yeah, that's a hunter. Hunter Maverick,
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  Speaker 2: who's forty nine years old today, Metroporto birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick
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  Speaker 2: break and we've got some more wood Show for you.
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  Speaker 2: Next hang on show. What's up?
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  Speaker 7: Podcast listeners?
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  Speaker 10: Are you listening from Texas or near and around Baldwin Park.
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  Speaker 10: I'll tell you more about Texas in a second, But
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  Speaker 10: this Saturday, August first, I'm gonna be in Baldwin Park,
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  Speaker 10: California at WSS Shoe Store.
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  Speaker 2: What's Up everybody?
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  Speaker 10: At mens Yes, I'll have a bunch of giveaways for
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  Speaker 10: theme park tickets, concert tickets, what do you show, merch
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  Speaker 10: and more. Plus it's a back to school events, so
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  Speaker 10: free school supplies while they last. Also we'll get away
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  Speaker 10: free haircuts and more. It all happens in Baldwin Park
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  Speaker 10: at WSS Shoe Soore on Baldwin Park Boulevard. There are
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  Speaker 10: two locations, so make sure you go to the right
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  Speaker 10: one Baldwin Park Boulevard This Saturday one to three pm.
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  Speaker 10: August twenty second, Lazy Dog Restaurant noon to two pm
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  Speaker 10: in Addison, Texas. In the meantime, keep enjoying The Woody
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  Speaker 12: I don't want to deal with them with with this gum.
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  Speaker 2: our check in over to two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 2: We check in with Gina Grad. She's got the trending
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  Speaker 2: news headlines.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the sixteen year old shooter who killed two students
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  Speaker 8: and two teachers at Alipachie High School in Georgia. He
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  Speaker 8: was sentenced yesterday to life in prison without the possibility
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  Speaker 8: of parole.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you are so young. You're going to prison for
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  Speaker 2: the rest of your life with no possibility of parole.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Have fun with that.
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  Speaker 7: You're gone yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: During the sentencing, the judge called the shooting deliberate, contemplated evil,
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  Speaker 8: and said the shooter was proud of what he had
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  Speaker 8: done rather than sorry for his actions. The judge also
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  Speaker 8: showed writings from him saying he wanted to quote make
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  Speaker 8: history and be remembered for the pain he caused. The
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  Speaker 8: defense lawyers for the shooter argued that the shooter had
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  Speaker 8: a bad childhood, you guys, and his sentence should be reduced,
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  Speaker 8: but the judge was not buying it. This was the
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  Speaker 8: first time in Georgia history that a student carried out
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  Speaker 8: an attack on a school, and the judge wanted to
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  Speaker 8: make an example of him, so example made well. American
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  Speaker 8: Airlines came to a screeching halt yesterday at all United
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  Speaker 8: States airports after an IT issue led to a big
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  Speaker 8: ground stoppage. American Airlines described it as a technology issue
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  Speaker 8: briefly impacted connectivity.
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  Speaker 2: Like you always say.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Services were eventually restored, but it was a huge
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  Speaker 8: pain in the ass for people who were trying to
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  Speaker 8: get somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: So that sucks.
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  Speaker 8: And San Francisco forty nine Ers head coach Kyle Shanahan,
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  Speaker 8: he's clearing up what really happened during that big car
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  Speaker 8: crash she was in a couple weeks ago. So Shanahan
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  Speaker 8: said he was responsible for the July fourteenth crash in
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  Speaker 8: Palo Alto after his phone fell and he briefly took
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  Speaker 8: his eyes off the road trying to grab it, and
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  Speaker 8: he says that caused his tesla to cruss into oncoming
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  Speaker 8: traffic and hit another car.
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  Speaker 2: Put an autopilot, Yeah, isn't that what they do. That's
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  Speaker 2: what it's for. Yeah, you drop your phone, you can
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  Speaker 2: put it in an autopilot.
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  Speaker 8: Like we mentioned before, the crash left Shanahan with a concussion.
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  Speaker 2: To have a game plan coach, thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, broken nose, broken hand, facial cuts that required forty stitches.
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  Speaker 2: It was lost an eye. Oh wow, I was reading
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  Speaker 2: a report about that yesterday. It's crazy. Although it would
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  Speaker 2: have been really cool in the sidelines with that patch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I got the empirate. It's illegal to be on
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  Speaker 2: your phone, So why would that happen?
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  Speaker 8: That's a really good question. Well, here's the thing. The
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  Speaker 8: initial police report blamed the other driver, so sounds like
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  Speaker 8: maybe they were trying to do him a little solid
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  Speaker 8: at the beginning. But he says He wanted to correc
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  Speaker 8: the story because he didn't want the other driver, this
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  Speaker 8: twenty one year old chick, to get blamed for something
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  Speaker 8: she didn't do. I was driving with a friend in
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  Speaker 8: high school who dropped something on the ground, and she
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  Speaker 8: was driving and took the entire wheel with her when
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  Speaker 8: she tried to pick it up, and we hit another
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  Speaker 8: car easily. Like people just don't think when they're driving.
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  Speaker 8: It's insane.
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  Speaker 5: But I think we've all been guilty.
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  Speaker 8: Of that, right, taking the whole wheel while you pick.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, not that, but I have reached into the
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  Speaker 5: like the passenger side floor just.
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  Speaker 2: To pick something up, especially if this story yesterday, I
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  Speaker 2: forget where it was. But this this woman just following
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  Speaker 2: the directions of the GPS, like driving on the train track.
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  Speaker 2: She pulled up to the light rail station. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: the light rail security is like, hey, hold up, where
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  Speaker 2: are you going. She's like, oh, just filling directly, get
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  Speaker 2: dumb bitch, Like I got seriously though, Like how they
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  Speaker 2: don't need to be very well, there's no road in
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  Speaker 2: front of you. It's clearly just train tracks. Driving on
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  Speaker 2: the tracks, and you're a coaching the station. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: you're still driving and that the security guys waving his
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  Speaker 2: arms and she rolls the window down, like, uh, yes,
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  Speaker 2: can I help you? What?
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  Speaker 8: What's problem?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, that's what people are too dumb to live.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's one of the famous Office episodes when Michael's
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  Speaker 8: following the GPS into the lake and do I keeps
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  Speaker 8: going Michael, it can't mean that.
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  Speaker 2: But we follow whatever it does. We're idiots.
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  Speaker 8: Well, La Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert and singer Madison Beer.
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  Speaker 8: Oh guys, they're officially engaged here of dating. The couple
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  Speaker 8: shared the big news on Instagram, with Beer writing meet
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  Speaker 8: my fiance, along with photos of her of Herbert's romantic
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  Speaker 8: proposal and the outdoor set up look straight out a movie.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if you saw these pictures, but dear god,
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  Speaker 8: they're gorgeous. Beer's mom also celebrated the big news that
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  Speaker 8: she called the most incredible compatible, meant to be couple,
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  Speaker 8: and of course congratulations pured in from everybody. Now her
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  Speaker 8: just needs to get his first playoff win, and he's
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  Speaker 8: all good.
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  Speaker 2: Look I think he's all good anyway.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's pretty hot. I don't know, I couldn't name
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  Speaker 8: a medicine Beer song of.
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  Speaker 2: Him she Honestly, I didn't know she was a singer.
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  Speaker 7: I thought she was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what she did. I've heard the name
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  Speaker 2: before and I've seen her. I go, oh, yeah, she's
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  Speaker 2: she's pretty. She looks like a like a younger Sophia Vigara.
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  Speaker 2: I can see that it has a resemble. She looks
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  Speaker 2: like she could be like Sophia Vigara's daughter.
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  Speaker 5: And in some pictures like Sophia Vergara morphed with Megan Fox.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: What was that clip from Barstool that you were playing, Jeff.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, they were talking about how they don't understand why
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  Speaker 13: everybody's clowning him and saying like, how did he end
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  Speaker 13: up with her?
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  Speaker 2: He's the prize. He made two hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 13: Million dollars quarterback in the NFL, which is yahy.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he the winner? She's the winner? Yeah? How
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  Speaker 2: did he pull her? Why are people being like key pulled? Who?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 14: Justin Herbert is the most eligible bachelor in America. He
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  Speaker 14: is a six foot six dream boat with thick, wavy
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  Speaker 14: surfer hair. He's making a quarter billion dollars. He is
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  Speaker 14: the star quarterback in Southern California. He's in the sexiest
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  Speaker 14: and most impressive leadership position in all of athletics.
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  Speaker 2: Who is a more eligible bachelor?
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  Speaker 14: He's dreamy and like an of course, he is the
• 17:26
  Speaker 14: pinnacle of men.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I get it. You're trying to bang it. Wow, dreamy,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I means right, Like, where's the confusion it could have been?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: He just has a quarter of a billion dollars and.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Fan Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Well, a former Jeopardy champion and certified weirdo. This guy,
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: Joseph Joey Dessenna. He pleaded guilty to two felony counts
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: of secret peeping after he admitted to putting hidden cameras
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: inside the bedroom and bathroom of a vacation rental in
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: North North Carolina. Prosecutors say the cameras were disguised as
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: USB wall chargers. Guys, so check those out at your
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: next to stay.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: So he's not going to be back for a Battle
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: of the Champions.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: No, and this purf put them up there so you know,
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: you could, like yank, get to the videos that he
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: was catching.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I know it's not accurate, but one of those things.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I just assumed that all arabbnbs are spying on you.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: I get that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Too, with like bathroom cameras and shower cameras, and they're
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: they're videotaping you banging, like doing vacation banging. Just assume, yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: that it's happened. I've never stayed in one, nor have I.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I can't see. I can't see that I ever will.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I don't like the idea.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: I don't like.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I told you, I don't like the idea of staying
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: at somebody else's house, even people. I know, Yeah, these
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: are vacation rentals.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: They're not people's houses.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Cool this Hilton on it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: I have stayed in someone's house that they did have
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: to like skidaddle out and left their house kind of messy,
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: and it was all their family pictures were up and
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: it looked like children of the Corn and that was creepy.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: But in general, they're vacation rental and I.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Do know, you know, like cruise ships. Every once in
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: a while there's a story about like some employees. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: every once in a while.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: It feels I always think the smoke detector and hotels
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: is a camera. But it doesn't stop me from doing
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: salacious things, that's for sure.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, random mass public bathrooms have cameras.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: I wonder, I wonder how many we've been in and
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: I had this is so weird that this came up today.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I had a dream the other night that I was
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: at the Brady Bunch House and they said that you
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: can walk around by yourself if you want. No one's
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: going to be here with you. And I thought, oh
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: my god, number one rip number two, Oh, you know
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: what I should do while I'm here, Joe?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It went the Brady Bunch so.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: It was it was Marsha's room, and I Joe and
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: I finished, and then I left and I thought.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot. They have cameras everywhere.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: And when I woke up, I was in the worst
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: mood because I was embarrassed. I thought, oh my god,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: I you know, jerked it, jerked it in the Brady
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Bunch House and I'm on camera. It was the weirdest dream.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I was so shamed.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Did you remember that they had cameras because it's a
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: TV set or just we.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Actually went there and they didn't have.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: In every inch and I forgot, and I Joe, and
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: then I remembered, oh my god.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: By the way, it's conversations like this which keep us
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: from ever getting nominated for any kind of industry awards.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: They just came out with like the did you see
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: it yesterday? They came out with all the people who
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: are in the running to Windy. They're called the Marconi's.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be like the Oscars of radio, and
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: it's all the same old kind of stations and same
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: old shows that they just keep recycling. And good for them,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: but it's all that completely safe doing second date update,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you know those kind of talking about masturbation, had a
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: dream about jerking it in the Brady bun. That's it
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: for the what we show you guys, And that's another year.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting nominated.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I want to make the Academy.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I want to make short Yeah that was for Greg
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and the credits.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Alright, what else do you?
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Chili's is undergoing a big old overhaul. They are going
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: to uh going to go back to the past, bringing
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: back their famous red booths, their quirky artwork, and other
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: throwback related items in an attempt to recapture that nostalgic
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: feeling that helped make chilies chilies cool.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, bring back the chocolate chip paradise pie. That was
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: my favorite dessert of all time. It was a chili staple.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: For the longest time, it was like this what do
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: they call those where it's like a chocolate chip cookie
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: brownie kind of thing, a brookie, but on the bottom
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: of it it had almost like a like a crumbly
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: brown sugar type crust, right, and it was warm and
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: it was like fresh out of the up and it
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: would set on the plate and then they put a
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: scoop of ice cream and then drizzle it with chocolate
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and caramel sauce.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: Sounds perfect and uh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Some you know, crushed nuts on top. Man, that was
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: hands down my favorite dessert at any restaurant, high end,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: real fancy bougie places all the way down to fried
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: apple pies and McDonald's drive through. My favorite dessert any restaurant.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: And they got rid of it a handful of years
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: ago because all these places try to go healthy, but
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: we have GFP was now, So who needs that? Yeah, dude,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: bring if they're going all, you know, bringing all the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: stuff back and bringing back the chocolate chip paradise all
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: right from Chili's menace And if Taco Bell is listening,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: you want to.
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: Throw something out the four alarm double dujitter Taco discontinued
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: in nineteen ninety seven.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Bring it back, y'all.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: See, Ye, Chili's is over twelve hundred locations. All of
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: them will be remodeled over time. And this is in
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: addition to the investment they've made in the food. What
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: he in the last few years. So higher ups at
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: Chili said they want to make Chilis more.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Chilis also screwed up a Chili's they got rid of
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: they used to do. I think they called them pub
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: nachos where instead of just having a big plate of nachos,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: how like a lot of people do, which the pile
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: and they sprinkle the cheese and some have more cheese
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: and other the ones under the shouldn't go vertical. They
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: were like individual nacho chips and they were laid out
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: and on top of each one they had some you
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: know I'm talking about. They had like some refried beans.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: They would melt the cheese over top of it. They
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: had the lettuce, the sour cream, the halapanos, the whole thing,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and then they would put them under like a broiler
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: or something. They changed them up.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: It sounds like changed them up. What are you doing?
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it sounds like someone needs to be on the
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: advisory board Chili.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You know what it does sound like that? It does
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: sound like here here's here's the chocolate chip paradise inside me. Yep,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: so good. They pulled up a picture for you in
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: the studio. But do yourself a favor. Well maybe not
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: if you're driving. Google it so you can see that this.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Won't be disappointed, dude. This thing was so good?
• 24:06
  Speaker 15: Was that before the chocolate molten lava cake?
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 24:10
  Speaker 15: Okay, you know what I'm talking about, right.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: I mean, I know they exist, right, Morgan?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Did you work a lot?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: No?
• 24:16
  Speaker 15: I was fat when I was a kid.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Of those you seem to know the menu, fat Morgan.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Well that's what's going on, all right, Thank you very much,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Gina grad all right, welcome back everybody.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Menace loves every time we have a pitch meeting. That's
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: almost every week. Man, Would you rather he loves he
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: loves the Would you rather? I love them? They're so
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: good because I love you. Notice hearing people's response to them,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: what's your what's your account?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Thing like low res logic, the craziest.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: We've played a couple of those before, so that that'd
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: be like something for Menace to follow little reds logic. Yes, yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: because the more and Morgan, you should appreciate too, because
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: the more inappropriate. Oh yeah, the more we love it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 15: The worst situation you're putting, the more awkward.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: The more cringey, the more whatever, the more uncomfortable it
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: make somebody even the thought, yeah, uh is good. And
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: we're so jaded because we've seen everything. For like the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: normal person, it's pretty hard for them. Got to answered, Yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: no problem, you have no pride, no shame. Yeah, it's
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: all right, answer lady the way. It's also a hypothetical.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: It's not gonna happen. It's not real.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know why people get so angry about angry
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: about it. It's like, you know, this is just a hypothetical. Yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: it's it's not that big of deal. Jeff, you're a
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: you're a pretty big fan. I asked Jeff to come
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: up with a few. I love him. Here you go, Manes,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: here's one for you, all right, hit me all right, Jeff?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 25:51
  Speaker 13: Would you rather Joe aka tug your best friend more?
• 25:56
  Speaker 13: Let him sleep with your girl?
• 26:00
  Speaker 15: Good?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. That's a thinker, now, he said
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: to completion. Or he was taking it at it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: I think you got to finish.
• 26:11
  Speaker 15: I don't, could you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: That's up to you. No, because it well, yeah, you
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: got to be You may be great at it. But
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: if he if he's just had too much to drink.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: What if you just can't get over the fact that
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: his friend is tugging him.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Maybe that's part of the turn on for him.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: I doubt it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: He needs to get over it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I think I would Joe my friend. Yeah, Duke, he
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: hooked up. Bro, this situation involves me and him, not
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you know, not the prize.
• 26:44
  Speaker 15: We've got him behind the door.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would agree, I would say I probably, Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'd go with the tug your friend. I think because
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, lady, I think your best friend understand. Like, look, bro,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: you understand, right, I get it. Yeah, that's a really
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: good one. Yeah, Greg, what would uh Joe the friend? Okay, Okay,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: we gotta we gotta think about it in different terms
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: from Greg. So no, no, he he has to uh Okay.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: So it's it's a it's a couple that he's friends with, right,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: and he would have to he would have to give
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: a mouth party to the wife or the husband could
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: hook up with Mario because like the idea, the idea
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: of maybe having to tug your best friend is not
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: it's not gross, right to Greg, It's like whatever, it's
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: just another tug job, exactly, right, So we had to
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: go with something it's like a little bit more.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: But then so in my appealing to him, south party,
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: not just jilling her. Yeah, I'm I mean, you guys
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: didn't have the mouth party.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: But it's not fair because he's done all that to
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: women as well. Exactly, I'm trying to think there would
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: be something equally uncomfortable. I'm trying to make things like apples.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: Apples, Really, Greg, I don't think you'd be super comfortable
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: tugging your best friend.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know them, So then okay, hmmm.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Projective of mouth party, Greg, why do you think about it?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Let me think about this, because my scenario is vastly
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: different than yours.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not real.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Let's let's say mouth party because yeah, been there, been there,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: had done that. Yeah gross though, right, definitely.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you do the worst, right, there
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: was associated I don't I don't know how this came up.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: There was a side conversation here in the studio amongst
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: the women about like when they like broke their hymen.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: Me and Sam we were talking about it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was. I was half paying attention because
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm over here doing work and other things. All of
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: a sudden I'm hearing about like, did you know when
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: you're hymen broke?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Didn't you question it?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: That was, well, you didn't know.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: You didn't know.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: You're talking about horseback riding, horseback riding and things like that,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Like would you even know?
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that was my question, Like how do you know?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: In the same as like I knew and that was
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: shocking to me. She's like, I was just running around
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: too much at Christmas.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Party, of course.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: And that's why she ya, that's what.
• 29:32
  Speaker 15: Wait to the cherry thing, that's the same thing. I've
• 29:37
  Speaker 15: never heard it called breaking your hymen.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Well that's what the doctor's not like. So what you
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: speak and talk to a doctor like cherry is not
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: the term they learned in medical school. But it's cute.
• 29:53
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: But what you didn't know that it involved blood? Right,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I thought. I just think I
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: never cared. Would you know?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was my question.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: Maybe as well have it, Jeff.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Are you talking to your friend?
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Or yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you homie.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Here's one from that account that that you know, this logic,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the low res logic. Guys, would you rather?
• 30:20
  Speaker 16: Here?
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: You go?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Man, it's not one.
• 30:21
  Speaker 17: Would you rather your toilet gain sentience and the ability
• 30:24
  Speaker 17: to speak? But remember everything you've done and talks to you.
• 30:27
  Speaker 17: You're in the bathroom. It's not happy with you or
• 30:29
  Speaker 17: your bet gain sentience, and it whispers atrocities in your
• 30:32
  Speaker 17: ears every night when you're trying to sleep.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that at all. Was that English?
• 30:36
  Speaker 17: What you want to go back to the questions, would
• 30:39
  Speaker 17: you rather your toilet gains sentience and the ability to speak?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Gain what sentience?
• 30:43
  Speaker 15: What does that mean?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: It means it's like you can think your toilet about.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Just say that, would rather your toilet gains sentience?
• 30:50
  Speaker 17: Would rather your toilet gains sentience and the ability to speak?
• 30:52
  Speaker 17: But remember everything you've done and talks to you. You're
• 30:55
  Speaker 17: in the bathroom. It's not happy with you or your
• 30:58
  Speaker 17: bet gains sentience, and it whispers and your.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Or your what I'm so glad you sent you.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't understand what word he said?
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: All right, I got it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I just want there the toilet to talk to me
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: while i'm there. I don't want to keeping me up
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: at night, all right, Jeff? Next, Wait, what's the what's
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the second option?
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Either your toilet knows everything you've done and talks to
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: you about it when you're on the toilet or your
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: bed when you're trying to fall asleep, just whispers atrocities
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: to you that have happened in history while you're trying.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: To Why are you guys throw atrocities and sentience?
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: But simple, I know how to speak.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, toilet because you're you spend preferably eight hours a
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: night in bed.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, can you imagine, so toilet all night?
• 31:43
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, toilet. Yeah, I'll go. I'll go with the toilet,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: I think you're like the next one.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: Though, fifty dollars an hour for how much time you
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: spend spreading misinformation on the internet, or option two, get
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: one thousand dollars every time you make a minimum wage
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: employee cry.
• 32:00
  Speaker 15: Wait, so I'm eighty dollars per every hour you spread misinformation?
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, which people do anyway? Or us for one thousand
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: dollars one time for every time you make an employee cry,
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: I'll take.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: A misinformation one. Oh, I'll employee cry all day because
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: customer service is terrible. Anyways, Well, you know, so I'll
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: just highlight that all day and get paid the thousand bucks.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I hate spreading the misinformation, but I think it could
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: be fun if you're getting paid for it. To come
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: up with the crazy It would be fun, you know
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Just spread cares.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: And also you'll become public enemy number one menuce when
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: all that stuff's gone on camera.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like what yours? This guy's so mean making people
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: cry the customer service sucked? Say that, Well, what if
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: it doesn't suck, you just need to get paid. Yeah,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: you're just making random minimum wage employees cry. That wasn't
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the question. Can you go back?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: What, of course I can't.
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: Fifty dollars an hour for how much time you spend
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: spreading misinformation on the internet or option to get a
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: thousand dollar every time you make a minimum wage employee cry.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: It doesn't have to It doesn't.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Have to be why I can pick and choose.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I'm doing the thousand Yeah, they don't.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: They don't define if you can pick No, you can
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: just every time whenever you want to do it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm staking with my original answer. Yeah, I'm
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: still going with the misinformation because I feel like the
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: people who would be the jerks who would deserve it
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: probably don't care. You couldn't make them cry because they
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even care for what you'd have to do to cry.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Think about people who are going to cry, it's the
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: people who care. Yeah, right, It's like they're they're not
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: going to be the rude, you know, useless customer service people.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Just come out there gonna be a nice one. So yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: you know, it worked really hard. It's easy just to
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: come up with some nonsense. It's floated out there. It's
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: funny like I saw Bigfoot exactly, you know, some something
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: stupid like that. All right, Jeff, give me one more here.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: This is a good one. Would you rather watch your
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: parents have sex every night for the rest of your
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: life or join in once to make it stop?
• 34:09
  Speaker 15: God?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Greg? I mean yeah, Greg, question discussing would you rather
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: watch your parents have sex every night for the rest
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: of your life or join in once to make it stop? God?
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: This is.
• 34:31
  Speaker 15: I'm watching every night.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's no I think you just become desensitized. You
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: don't participate because that'll that will ruin your the rest
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: of your life.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Couldn't do it?
• 34:40
  Speaker 15: Is that not illegal?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean it's all horrible again. You have it
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: once every many nights.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: I mean, you're going to be haunted every night.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I watch it once and then just kill myself. It's
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: only the one time, you know what I mean, you'd
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: want to kill yourself. Uh, I'm watching them. I can't
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: believe you have to think about it every night. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I guess. I mean I get that. I mean because
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: the other one is not even an option. No, but
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about every that's a long time, assuming
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: you live to the average age.
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: But you just stopped caring after a while, you know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: like when you say a word over and over again,
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: it stops sounding like a word. It just sounds like nonsense.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: But you're still watching mom take it? Yeah?
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: Would you rather be giving it?
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: Exactly?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Though it doesn't say you have to be given.
• 35:31
  Speaker 15: It's taking it either way.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to take it from you to make
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: it start the giver.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: Like join in.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Could be you're receiving a mouth party and if you
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: keep your eyes closed. It could be anybody. Oh my god,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: y hey, if menace gets to make things up about
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: like yeah, well, if you're just for the rude customer
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: service people, I get to say, oh, maybe it's just
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a mouth party. That's your no, no, no, it would.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Be the other night.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Watch a mouth party from your believe you here path
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: of least resistance. In that situation, there are no winners.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: There are no winners here, my friend, there are no winners,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: especially not your mom. Go eight seven four Woody. See
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: that is fun?
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: Every week I think I feel way worse.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Now you can send us a text over to two
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to nine eights. My brain's broken. Yeah, it broke my brain.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Where to go?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: More Woody shows?
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Next?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Hang on, this is the iguana taco took the skin
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: off of it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 15: Indeed, I feel like I'm tasting the skin.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: A whole lot of flavors, not a guana forward.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Just not like Woody show.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Shoe. It was.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Storing the news. A An executive at Netflix got fired
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: from his job after revealing during a trust exercise at
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: work like a work retreat thing, that he had taken
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: medically prescribed ketamine. Who cares Okay, so a lot of
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: housewives do that. Yeah, and they fired him over that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It was a work retreat trust extra. I didn't I
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: didn't know these companies still did that stuff. Remember, like, man,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: where was I working time? They took us out to
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: a ropes course and you did like trust falls out bonding.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, team bonding and stuff like that. What torture, Well,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: you know what it is. It's like taking people out
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: to things like that costs money and they're not going
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: to spend a dime on any of that stuff.
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: There's a lot of companies still doing it. I think
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: I had a friend that just recently did a huge
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: fit to Florida with their whole staff.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty nice, dude.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: My sister did like first class to Singapore, Like they
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: had three thousand employees all flow flew first class to Singapore,
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: which is insane.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: What kind of company is that? Out of curiosity?
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: What do they do?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: A tech company? Yeah, See, those guys spend money. They
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: don't have money, they just they get it from the investors.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: They never make a dime and the whole hope is
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: that somebody comes in and buys them and then everybody
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: kind of gets paid up. In the meantime, they just
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: burn money. Yeah, Like, no, nobody's making any money, so
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: they'll spend money on sending everybody to Singapore. If I'm
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: an investor, I'm pissed know that Herd's actually does this
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: software company. But I'm saying just in general, like that
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: a lot of.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: Those that's what I'm spending my money on.
• 38:35
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh, well, we really need another round
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: of funding for X y Z and you're just killing
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: time hoping that like an Amazon or somebody comes in
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: and you're talking more like and buys it Open Ai
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Well, so this.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Netflix executive gets fired. He had a one point one
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: million dollars a year job and you have this stupid
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: work to treat and you tell everybody he took some
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: medically prescribed ketamine.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I think he's got a case, right respect, he's suing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: They do that spas dude, speaking of suing, this is
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: so funny. Do you watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: I catch it sometimes.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: He's so funny. It's so funny, man. I think the
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: writing is really good on that show, and John Oliver's
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: delivery I think is really good. He started doing that
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: show pretty much the same time we started here this
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: long yeah, yeah, like when we got the gang back together. Yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I want to say it was twenty fourteen that did
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: they launch that show on HBO. Still around, still doing
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: really well. He wins a bunch of awards. Yeah yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: But anyway, he did this really funny bit and he's
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: got it going on right now where he's going after BUCkies.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no, dare well, And if you listen to what
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: he's saying, I think it's really funny. It's a good idea.
• 39:52
  Speaker 18: Bucky's loves to sue other companies, particularly those with animal mascots.
• 39:56
  Speaker 18: They filed over a dozen lawsuits over the years and
• 39:59
  Speaker 18: threatened bunts more and incredibly, to date, BUCkies is one
• 40:03
  Speaker 18: nearly all of the cases that is brought, usually because
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: other companies up to settle and redesign their logos or
• 40:09
  Speaker 18: just fold completely. And that is probably because most just
• 40:13
  Speaker 18: don't have the resources to fight a company this big.
• 40:16
  Speaker 18: But Bucket should be careful here because, as one league
• 40:18
  Speaker 18: experta said, the more you do this, the more you
• 40:21
  Speaker 18: might run into somebody who has the means or the
• 40:23
  Speaker 18: will to fight with you about it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: If that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 18: Is where we've come in because it turns out we
• 40:31
  Speaker 18: very much have the will to get into a fight
• 40:34
  Speaker 18: with Buckets. We also have to already have a rodent
• 40:38
  Speaker 18: mascot on hand. One, mister Nutter Butter's helpfully no stranger
• 40:42
  Speaker 18: to frivolous lessons. I'm so happy to announce that you
• 40:45
  Speaker 18: can now buy this image on a variety of products,
• 40:48
  Speaker 18: from tundlers to hats, two shirts, to.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Runsies to mugs. Yeah, so it's their mascot, Like they're
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: like the John Oliver guy's mascot with it just and
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: it looks like the BUCkies logo, and it says buck
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Off Okay, and it's and it's on all this different
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: stuff and he's got a shop set.
• 41:04
  Speaker 18: Buy this image on a variety of products, from tunglers
• 41:07
  Speaker 18: to hats, two shirts to longsys to munds, to pajamas
• 41:12
  Speaker 18: to umbrellas, to stickers, to socks to.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Of course underwear.
• 41:16
  Speaker 18: You can find any or all of these items for
• 41:19
  Speaker 18: a limited time at buck dash off dot com, with
• 41:22
  Speaker 18: all profits going to Hunger Free America. So if any
• 41:26
  Speaker 18: crowning gas station chain out though, has an issue with
• 41:29
  Speaker 18: our new logo on products and wants to get lawyers involved,
• 41:32
  Speaker 18: and you know what, bring it to fuck off. If
• 41:36
  Speaker 18: you're doing so, you'd be directly taking food out of
• 41:39
  Speaker 18: hungry people's mouths. So at this point, BUCkies, I guess
• 41:44
  Speaker 18: the beaver Nucket is in your course.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: The next move is not so funny, man, Dude, he
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: does these things more a lot like with like some
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: of the televangelists or whatever. He plays their own game
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: and he's not and he's not wrong about that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: That's what makes it fun. Like you said, it's not
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: just calling them out, it's putting your money where your
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: mouth is.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Like, uh, you know, BUCkies is great. I think it's
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: a cool place. I like BUCkies. I love the concept
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: of those super like Wally's same thing whatever, but like
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Dolly's got Dolly Parton's got her own thing now whatever.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: But like, yeah, when you just start filing lawsuits just
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: to intimidate or whatever and someone tells you to go,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: you are you're eventually going to hit somebody that tells
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: you to go after yourself.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: One of their pretty funnycent lawsuits, though, I thought was
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: spot on because it was a similar business, the very
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: similar logo, so I think.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: They had a case there.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: But like, oh, BUCkies you're being evil.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: It was pretty cut and dry. Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like the people that just need the idea
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: of the people just file like lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: You have a whole department looking for that stuff.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they say, eventually you're going to find somebody
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: like these people that go around town looking for you're
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: not even disabled, but you're looking for the small business
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: that doesn't have the rampant the coyah they file on
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: behalf of, but they don't give that money or anything
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: else that they trying to do. They're just they're just
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: doing it to be ish disturbers, you know. Yeah, pretty funny,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: So to be an ish disturber. I appreciate. Thank you
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: John Oliver for a call. It's really funny.
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: These prices are in santyrazy.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah. The Woody Show.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Greg Menace, Gina Grand Yeah. Phones open eight seven seven
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text over
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven. Today is a Gina's
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: husband's birthday. It is birthday. It's Andy's birthday, Andy's birthday.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Take a guest on this. The average age people stop
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: having annual birthday parties is twelfth, sixteen?
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: Say thirty ye, i'd say late twenties, probably thirty one,
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: thirty one, yeah, thirty one.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: You're not fair, I know that much.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't want a birthday party for myself.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: You mean you don't want to throw yourself a party?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You don't want I don't want.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: To party birthday. No, I'll milestone birthday and fortieth my.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Wife did that secretly, and yeah, and while it was
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: nice of her, but she ruined his birthday. Well, no,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't want that. If you're always about, oh,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: it's your birthday, you can do whatever you want. Why
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: is it that when I don't want to party, that's
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: not okay. But if somebody wants something ridiculous, you know
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: and over the top, like, well, that's perfectly finally it's
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: their birthday. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's it's all fine
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: as long as you agree with it. Sure, But if
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: the person just doesn't want to make a big deal,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: you just want to go to a dinner and call
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: it a day, right, what's wrong with that? Nothing?
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Nothing?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Apparently there is something wrong with that, because yeah, right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: well it's hard for you because you know, you have
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: kids and stuff, so you got to celebrate dad. And
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: well that's the yeah, you know, my wife, if my
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: wife wants, you know, the kids to be thinking about
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: somebody other than themselves and so acknowledge that kind of but.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't mean there needs to be
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: like a clown and a mime.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Right, So what do you do? What do you do
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: for Andy?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: Actually, we haven't discussed it much. I got him some
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: nice gifts that typically yet some gifts. Yeah, I get
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: them gifts, and you know, we make cards, and you know,
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: we'll do something silly like make a big stupid sign
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: and with like you know, printer paper and tape it up.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: You know, we we're we do.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: We do a lot of diy silly stuff.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: And then he gets to pick where we go to dinner,
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: and pretty much yet a little Facebook you know post,
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: you know, happy happy Birthday, and we all move on
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: with our lives, all right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: My thing one like what kind of stuff does he he?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: This year?
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: He wants a stationary bike, So I got him one
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: because I'm a good wife. And he wanted some uh
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: you know, like sports stuff that I don't care about.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: So I got on that and that's it, and I
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: got him a couple of cards. I try to get him.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: I always somebody else started this with me a bunch
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: of years ago. So now I do it one like
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: serious card and one funny card so we can read
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: one of each.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Do that too. It's fun, right, it's fun.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: And then you do it like a morning card and
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: a night card.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: Well, his morning card was a sign I made with
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: Sharpie's before I came here.
• 46:18
  Speaker 15: It's not very.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Fancy, and he likes that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: We don't take I mean even our wedding like, we
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: don't take things that seriously. So and my thing is,
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: I never want to be in town on my birthday,
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: or at least I never did, because it's just I
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: don't know. I try to avoid the things that what
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: he tries to avoid, like surprise parties and stuff, which
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: is my nightmare. So I always plan my own birthday
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: because I'm like, hey, I found this cool airbnb. Let's
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: just not be here. But for him, he's a guy,
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: he's easy. A couple of presents, maybe an ice cream cake,
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: we move on.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just go to dinner. Yeah, it's simple, yeah, easy. Yeah,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: he gets to pick yeah, the whole big you know
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: hoopla thing. That's that's the part. It's like, ah, you
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: know what it is. It's weird for a guy who
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: does this for a living like that attention makes me uncomfortable.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like receiving gifts. That makes
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: me uncomfortable because now I feel like, I, oh, you know,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: to me, to me, it's like here, I gave you something,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: you know, what are you gonna give me? But you
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: know nobody no, I know, I know. This is my
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: own psychosi. This is my own you know, craziness. But
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: it's why I don't enjoy it the way that other people.
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: Do, because you think it's transactional.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some people are just takers. They'll take, take, take,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: and not even think about it. Otherwise, this is like
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: the super Bowl for them, the opposite where I'm like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: uh oh, yeah, you know.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: Now what Now I got to the letter's not balanced.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I get double stressed because I never know what to
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: give as a gift, Like Menace is so good at
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: being creative with gifts, and I never know what.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: To be a good you have to be a good listener.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: I should work on that too.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And I think I think most people they they are
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: not good gift givers, and so out of obligation they
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: go and they just find it something that you don't want.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: It's wasted time, wasted money. The person gets and they go,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: oh wow, oh cool, thanks you got to put on that,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: you got you got to put in that show is
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Oh this is great? Thanks?
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: Where can this right?
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: You don't like clutter.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Mental notes when somebody says they like something, just like
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: hold on to that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: That can bite you in the ass, though, because too
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: many people know. I love Dolly Parton and have since
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: high school, and now that she has like her face
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: on everything, I don't need any more T shirts and
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: more mugs please.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: I almost got your Dolly Parton book.
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: I have all of them.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: I don't need anymore.
• 48:33
  Speaker 15: You'll have a regifting box at home, Like if I
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: get a gift that I know I don't want, or
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: you know it's a nice gift that I don't need
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: to use, I'll put it in the closet and then
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: when I need a gift for someone, I go, I'm like,
• 48:44
  Speaker 15: do I already have something that's a great idea? But
• 48:46
  Speaker 15: then I forget who gave it to me, And then
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: I'm like, oh, crap, I can't give them back something
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: they gave.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: Me a nightmare.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: You know, it could be fun if you did like
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: a like an organized gift exchange, meaning like all the
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: gifts that you've gotten that you don't want, like you
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: kind of keep it an you get like stashed in
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: a closet somewhere, and then like you know, once a year,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: you and your friends all meet up and you bring
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: all the crap that you've gotten from other people or
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: other things that you don't want, and you go, hey, uh,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: i'd love to have that, and they go, what do
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: you want from like my stash and they'll say nothing,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: or here, just take this and you can just give
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: it to a friend. A regifting party kind.
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: Of whimsical, but I like a lot.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: It's almost it's almost like a garage sale, right where
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: everybody brings their crap, you know, and people like it,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and maybe each person does little presentation on what their
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: offerings are, you know, for the group, and you can
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: kind of like sell it to everybody and then uh
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: and then after that, uh, you know, everybody can just
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: down a mingle, you pour your your drinks or whatever,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: and everybody can just do the exchanges.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of candles coffee.
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: I feel like I never would have that issue because
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: I feel like I never get gifts other than like
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: maybe Borr and Tyler will bring me something random once
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: in a while. But I'll say that like like I'm
• 50:02
  Speaker 10: just thinking about it right now in this segment, I'm like,
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: I'm always getting my family gifts.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: They never give me a ever.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Does your mom give you stuff?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: No, not a lot of the time, I think, But
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I mean that I love giving gifts, so it doesn't matter.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's the joy of it for me.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: It's just like hunting and finding something that I'm like, oh,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: they're they're really gonna like that. We'll see, I think,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: because I know for me, my family and stuff will
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: tell me like, well, a lot of times, if there's
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: something you want, you've already gotten, you would you wouldn't
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: got yeah, you would have purchased it already. Yeah, And
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: so you know, the things that maybe you haven't gotten
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: yet are a little lot of our arrange for Yeah,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: you know that's.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: True.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, but Greg our biggest problem is he has this
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: fantasy that's not gonna come true, that he's gonna put
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: a stationary bike in the living room. Oh god, I said,
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: that's adorable.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: It's going in the garage.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: In the room.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine? That's what he said. Thank you put
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: a TV in the That's what I said.
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: Here you go.
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah you heard of the box fan. You'll be finding there.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Well, happy birthday and thank you. I'll tell you. Oh,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: it's so cute.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: I need it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I gotta have it. And ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: into the studio. Our friend filmmaker. He's a writer, he
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: is a podcaster, he is a nerd enthusiast. He's just
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: an all around great guy. Kevin Smith.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Did that was just not existing until I was welcomed
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: on to the show. It's always an awkward thing when
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you come in like two or three minutes before we
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: go on air, because you want to talk, but it's like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: don't you come into a library. It's very shushy in here. Yeah,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I'll honor the silence. And now I'm so happy to.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: How is everybody we're doing?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I told the kids the moment I walked in the room,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and as I burst into the room, I was reading
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: on social media. I had no idea that Cheeto's story
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is not real about the guy who invented the flame
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and hot Cheetah.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's very heavily debated on the story. When what's
• 52:05
  Speaker 10: heavily debated if it's true or not.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this janitor came up with the hot cheating but it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Was from the beginning that was being debated.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: But now we know I wasting a thing where they
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: were like, this is patently untrue.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like the La Times.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Investigated.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Yea, but how does that Like so many people got
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: to play along. Okay, So that's just to recap for
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: people jump in day one and be like.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so flaming hot Cheetos. The story was there was
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: a guy who at one point was a janitor. Yeah
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: at okay, and uh, he created or he came up
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: with the original idea was his for the flame and hot.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: To get home, took cheeto home, dusted it with some
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: spices that you would put on like Mexican street corn,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: and he said, this is great.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: M hmm.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: And the reason, allegedly one of the reasons they never
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: debated it is because he did become a marketing executive,
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: but he helped break into the Hispanic market a lot
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: and you know, he was like really big for their
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: public relations.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: They don't want to trying to make a movie about
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: this guy. They made a movie. They made a movie,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: and that was outrage.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: I was like, they made a movie. I could as
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: if a movie makes things real. I know, I work
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: in that business. I'm like, but it's a foundation.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Based on a rumor. Yeah, they did flash it on
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the screen before the movie got underwave.
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: Loosely based they they acknowledged, like there's two different storylines
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: in the movie. They say, oh, it came the flavoring
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: came up in some other department and his department. So
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: they do acknowledge the you know, back and forth over
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: or the origin of the chip came from everything.
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, such a great story.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: And I don't know. Yeah man, yea.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Well, Kevin Smith is here. He's got a birthday coming up,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: you guys, a.
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: Birth day fifty six soon. Yeah, and there double Nicchols.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: There's a show this Sunday at eight pm at the
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Starlight Cabaret and Studio City. So it's comedy, it's music.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Your kids band's.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Playing yet my kids band's going to play afterwards, yeah Cinnamon.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, you get to watch Kevin age right
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: before your eyes.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: If you've never seen that sort of thing, watch a
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: man go from fifty five to fifty six. Watch irrelevancy
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: free fish as somebody's like, what fifty six?
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: I could care less. He's outside the demographic. Now, I
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: mean you officially leave a demographic.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: You say that.
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: But your last event, the Weeed event in the comic
• 54:37
  Speaker 10: book they put out, it was packed.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Man, I stopped. I sweet for going. Yeah, you know, honestly,
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: there's some days where I'm like, I'm doing pretty good
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: at being Kevin Smith.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I read an article this morning on there's a comedy
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: fee tracker website. Somebody developed a website that tells you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: what the headliner makes and what the opener.
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: Man, it's predicated on.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You can't get the sort of info from like the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: improv or you know, one of the comedy clubs.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: But when people play at public venues, you know.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Like in a city, when it's like the city venue. Yeah,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: that's all freedom of information, public information. You can get
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that info. So some dude built this website where he
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: lists what the comedians get paid per night and what
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: their openers get paid per night, and the massive discrepancy.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: Of course, between the two.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: But a lot of times, like it's not massive, Like
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: you know, we all understand, you're not going to go
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: see Dave Chappelle, you know, like just so they can
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: see the opening guy. You know what I mean, they're
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: not going to pay for it. That they're they're not
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: They're they're there for Dave.
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: Shot that Dave Chapelle has an opener.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I mean that's not a criticism, but like I'm shocked
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: when anybody has an opener, to be honest with you,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: It's like to me, when I go on stage, I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want somebody going before me.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: What if they're funnier.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: An open every show and I'm like nuts, Like you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: got to follow somebody who truly does this for a lot.
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: I know some comics they pick people that are like
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: notoriously funnier than them for that reason.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: When you get up there, like why we should through that?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: But the the like I like, I just did. We
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: did a weekend of shows at com Con. I was
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: a comic Con, and so I did stuff at Comic Con.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: At night, I did shows at the American Comedy Club
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: first with Mark Banarma did Fat Man Beyond the Me
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and Jay did two shows on Friday night, and then
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: me and Ralph Garman did Hollywood babyl on Saturday.
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: And I walked away with like a pretty decent check
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: where I was like, would.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then you read the article I know, comparisons.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: The Thief of Joy, but like they dropped some figures
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: for like like they were like THEO.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: Vom makes almost a quarter a show.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a quarter of show.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I saw a big rite up about you know.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Quarter million. I don't know if I was clear about that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it broke.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: The radio, and I'm not saying he don't deserve it,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: but like, good lord, every time I start feeling like
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: doing pretty good, then I see that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, I'm I'm slacking.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I saw an article of the math of these shows,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Like if somebody plays a theater, there's x number of tickets,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: they're one hundred dollars each. Here's the total take that is,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: you know, for whatever percent of the total revenue. Then
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: there's like a sponsorship for someone to be sponsoring the show,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: some alcohol brand or something whatever, and then and then
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: and then there's that, and then there's a couple other things,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: like they don't even figure into like you know, the
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: the bar, the merchandise and things like that when they're
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: doing the business of it, right, and then you have
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: the cost. So out of say like one point four
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: million that was brought in, five hundred thousand goes to
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: the band or the talent, right, and they go, well,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: that makes sense. The whole reason this place is sold
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: out and it's you know, packed like this is because
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: of this pres that makes itse Then you have the production,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: the security, all these other things. And so what's the
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: total profit for a venue after all those things are done.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: It's like a you know, two hundred and fifty thousand, Like, hey,
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: it's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for one night,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: one hour, you know, yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: That includes all their salaries and stuff.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they broke it off. I thought it was
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: pretty nownce.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Break it down. Imagine it's not a band. Imagine it's
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: one person. So the overhead is.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Incredibly But also imagine that's why these people who you
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: know front these days, like imagine it doesn't sell out.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You've heard about that blue dot fever. Oh yeah yeah.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: So it's like they're figuring, Okay, all their math is
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: predicated on you know, we're gonna sell X number of tickets,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: you know, but when the whole place on the map
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: on the ticket screen looks blue, you know, like you
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: got to be crapping blood.
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: I have to cancel due to exhaustion.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Dude. Every event we do, we have blue dot fever. Yeah,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: but I guess, well, yeah, we always feel like fear fear. Yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: it always ends up being.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, but you don't have to face blue dot fever.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But when you have a two hundred and fifty three
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: hundred seater and.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: You have blue dot fever, that's when you're like certain drain.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: But I'm sure you had that same even, you know. Okay,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: So what.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: Is honestly like what I do for a living?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Like I used to be a filmmaker, but it's like,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's like I have
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to make sure somebody cares about me. I have to
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: ensure my relevancy in order to continue working and stuff.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: So whether it's in a movie theater, whether it's in
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: a comedy club, whether it's for a streaming thing or
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: a TV show, putting asses and cease making sure people
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: deliver a little time to whatever it is I'm doing,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: it's my whole raising day. Trock only gets harder as
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you get older.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you start comparing yourself, you start looking at
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: the you know, THEO Vonn's making two hundred and fifty thousand,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: But I'm sure whatever you got without saying the number,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: very happy. I'm sure it's great. And you know that,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: you go. We have a thought like that every once
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: in a while. I know Greg and I have talked
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: about it, where like we're doing something really dumb and silly,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: like we're we're sitting around joking around the people maybe
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: on a Friday or Saturday night do with their friends. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: talking about this is our job and we're getting paid
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: to do that. And you have that, you have that
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: realization like wow, this is this is pretty cool. Like
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: that moment we're doing doing okay, Yeah, yeah, doing okay.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Kevin Smith this year he's starting fifty six years old. Wow,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: and the guy is just out there grinding, he's trying
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: to catch up the THEO Vonni.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: That was the only name that believe me, Chelle was
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: on that Seinfeld was on that list. I try to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: get it is like, you know, happened in my lifetime.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying like those other guys were
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: off to the races before I really got started instead, well,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld for sure, But THEO happened like while I.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: Was working on a comic.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, like all of a sudden, it's like, oh
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: my god, another and and that's been happening a lot
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: over the last ten years.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: And I guess that just happens, like like at.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: One point in nineteen ninety four, I was somebody's new
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: like thing, of course, and you just everyone every generation
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: gets its new thing. I guess this is me just
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: dealing with the fact that it's gonna end, isn't it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You know how many people having this room? There's like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: nineteen people on this show. Didn't you add a twentieth?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: And like I'll do the movie beat and.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Stuff like that Smith for the movie. Let me tell
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you what you sound like. You sound like a fifty
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: year old guy. He's not very reflective, Yeah, I think,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: because I think everybody starts doing that.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: If you want to see this live on stage, kids,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: come by the Starlight Caparet Sunday night at eight pm
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: next to the hand Job car wash.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: You know, do you big hand on ventur Do.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: You feel fifty six? Never because I'm turning fifty this year.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I'm fifty fifty. Yeah, I'll be
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: fifty nine.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: Do you have anything about that? Is there anything?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: No other than it just sounds it sounds weird because fifty.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know fifty sounds weird. It doesn't feel.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: Weird because our parents were old when.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: They were fifty that my mom was old at thirty five.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: When I was a kid, I was like, this is
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: what thirty five looks like.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my grandmother was completely gray at fifty. Oh same,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: so like she was always an old woman and.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: In a pants suit. Like, so we're very different. Well,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: mom was in the house, coach, Oh gotcha, the same thing.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: Also the house coming.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: We always talk about high school year books in the seventies.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Why did everybody look forty?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is. It looks like.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Their fathers and mothers and stuff. And now it's like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: my I look at my beard every morning.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It's just the slow gentrification as the whites move in
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: and I go in with the I'm like, what's that
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: thing mister Miagi used to do with.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: That is my zen?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I go in with the mirror, into the mirror with
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: a little scissor and I personally try to take each
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: white out.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: Bang bang bang, but they just keep coming.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: You can't stop the whites and bring their friends coming.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: From your shop.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was looking at the mirror. I had a
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: great chest hair for the first hell like facial hair
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: always great, but when it reaches the rest of your body, yeah,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: it was one.
• 1:02:47
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• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kevin Smith is here in the studio. Are you
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: I know you like hockey, right I'm or? Is it
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: just the hockey jersey? I wore a hockey jersey.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: Well, I was noticing that not only but the matching
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: habit is.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Well, I had to court in.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: Are you our Pittsburgh kid?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from from where I was born in Pittsburgh and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: then moved to New Jersey and then Pittsburgh, Uh, South Hills,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Mount Lebanon.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm very.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: Familiar with Pittsburgh.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Yeah, my girlfriend high school girlfriend went to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: a Carnegie Moone.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I would go out there all the time
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: in the late eighties.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: And then we shot Dogma there, right, shot Zach and
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Mary there.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: So I know Squirrel Hill.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it gets a bad rap, but it's a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: it's a cool time until people go there. I think
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: people have an idea what it is until they go.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: But also Gotham City in the Dark, Knight Rock. Yeah,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: all right, so what you were born there and then.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: You moved to Jersey, Yeah, and then until I went
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: to throughout high school.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: You have that voice for radio?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, this voice for radio.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: Isn't it great?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: It cuts through you know, it's worked out, it's worked out. Yeah,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: besides hockey and standing bro, besides hockey, take a morement
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: to appreciate that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Aren't many people doing what you're doing.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: This show is unique. And I travel.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I'm always at places and doing shows and whatnot. It's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: that that world is going away. Yeah, so you guys
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: have precious real estate here, and there's a reason for it.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: People like to like just as you said, like we're
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: sitting around talking to my friends. Like that's what people
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: want to hear, especially in an increasingly more isolated world.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where everybody's on loan, on a phone and whatnot.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Just hearing socialization, hearing people interact with one another. Think
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: about this, It's an entire generation of kids who don't
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: know how to do exactly what you do in this room.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm not saying every kid tunes in, but when
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: kids tune in, they're literally learning to do a thing
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: that they were never taught to do because of COVID,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: because they live with their face and the screen.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the last bastion of civilization. Kids outside of this
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: room just still be a nightmare.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Things just change all the time, you know what
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: I mean. So it's like while everything was over AM
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: and FM, you know, radio waves for the longest time,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: now it's you know, the digital stuff and the podcast
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: and all the video stuff and stuff that we're doing. So,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: you know, while the job is exactly the same, how
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: it gets delivered changes the same way. You're still using
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: transportation to get from one place to another, but instead
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: of you know, hailing a cab, now you're ordering it
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: on your phone.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: It's the same kind of thing where the delivery of
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: things is changing. But this podcasting and the video podcasting,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff. Man, it's as big as
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: it's every bigger. Yeah, and you know, you know you
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: were on the ground horrible podcasting.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: I was on the ground floor and I just didn't like.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: For me, I didn't think it was a revolution. I
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: was like, oh, this is just great. I pushed it
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: to everybody.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, you should all start
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: a podcast because there are no gatekeepers and stuff now
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: there are.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, time to get in was back.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Then, that's true, but now it is the medium.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: You know, it used to be outside the medium.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I remember we started Hollywood Babylon because Ralph was a
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: k Rock and the folks at k Rock we've tried
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: to do it a Saturday show called show Bisbee, and
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: we shot a pilot and like recorder show, and then
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: his bosses were like, nobody wants.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: To listen to people talk on the radio.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Literally, that was a quote that, so we started doing
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: it as a podcast and now.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: It worked out. Yeah. Well it's Wednesday morning. It is
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: seven forty four. Whether you like sports or not. Jeff's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: got the update for us. All right, rough night for
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: our baseball teams. Last night, we'll start with to Dodgers.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Back and forth game with the Mariners.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 13: Good game, man, Dodgers ended up losing those seven to six,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 13: eight men left on base base running errors. Tighten it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 13: up tonight, Dodgers. All right, it's Edwin Diaz bobblehead night
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 13: tonight as well, so make sure you get there early
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 13: on to the Angels. Another late inning falloff for the Angels.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Smash pace here, Ashtros take the league three to two.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Your god Albarez continues of MVP season ashow.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: For the lead of the night.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 13: Nothing going right for the Halos, they lost three to two.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 13: Same two teams tonight at the Big a WNBA. Sparks
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 13: lost last night to the Liberty And where it is
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 13: my future baby Mama Kelsey Plumb isn't planning on staying
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 13: with the team after her contract is up, which is
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 13: a bummer. MLS All Star Game is tonight and that's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 13: a quick sports, right, here on the Woodie Show.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Jeff gj Jeff G. Mass all right, So
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Kevin Smith is here celebrating his fifty sixth the birthday
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: at the Starlight Cabaret in Studio City this Sunday, eight pm.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: It's out of comedy, there's music. This podcast dot com
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: is the website or the Starlight Cabaret dot com?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you Mitch, bobble Head night at the star like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: care right? Get No, I don't.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Know, but I had to ask, is there like is
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: every night at a sporting event a bobble head night?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Like is there ever a night with like we're not
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: giving away anything that see the game?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 13: I would say like seventy five percent of the Dodgers
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 13: Knights are some sort of giveaway.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: Very insensive oriented. Yeah, Like you.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: Know clear pastic bag night. That's a big thing, right
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: that packs?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what is clear plastic bag?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 12: So you have to.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Go to you have to have a clear bag? Yeah,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: if you can't bring it. You can't bring a bag
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: that you can't see into into a venue a lot.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: Now like plastic bag are they giving away?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: But that's the one that like you can bring a
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: non clear past That's how we're celebrating.
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  Speaker 2: They'll give you one with like a logo on it. Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: So that way, the next time you come to the game,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: you can use that bag with your team's logo on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: it and bring all your crap.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: I mean they're feeding many birds with one seed. Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are sounds like they got they got they
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: know how to squeeze a nickel out of that sports game.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Theyre just to that now.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, hey, what what do adults love
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: more than anything these days? Toys?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Toys?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: You're just a comic con. Let me ask you this.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I saw on your social medium because you hosted the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: panel or whatever, And so was this your first time
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: ever meeting Rick Moranis it was as cool.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: As he seems, super sweet.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I was hoping, like, he's going to be better than
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: all of us.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: You don't want to meet you don't want to meet
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: your heroes, or you don't want to meet somebody you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: already have a really positive, you know, vibe on, because
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: they can only disappoint you.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: But also I was in an environment where like you'd
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: have to be a real ah to be like, hey, man,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: go to hell.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. Selling a movie at comic
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: con and stuff like.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: That, so notoriously one of the nicest guys.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Has been I mean, like, this is a guy who
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't think I ever meet because he's been retired
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: for a red hot minute, Like he stepped away from
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: the business to go live a real life and raise
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: his kids and stuff. But he fueled my childhood and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: built the tracks upon which I later ran my trains
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: in terms of comedy and stuff like that.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: So I'm up.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I was a massive Bob and Doug McKenzie fan, so
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I never would have gotten to Jane and Solid Bob
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: about Bob and Doug, so meeting him was a cool thing.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: And they had me to host the Spaceball's panel, and
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Rick is in the movie and Spaceball's the new one.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: It's called Did you.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: See the movie?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: No, it's not done yet. It showed us a clip.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, I didn't know because you were hosting it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: If they kind of showed you some stuff, they're not
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: even done beforehand.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: I believe me, they're not.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: They're so not done that I was like, maybe they'll
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: put me in it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I was pretty good on the panel, but it's it
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: looks funny exactly.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: The clip they ran was really great. But he came
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: out of retirement.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: This is a dude who hasn't been doing it for
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: a long long time, and he had a very funny
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: line up there. He's like everybody thought I was retired.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I was just negotiating, but meeting him was dope.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: Man. I would like. We sat down and did the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: kind of.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: This is how the panel's going to lay out, this
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: is where everybody sits as you call out and stuff
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: like that, and then I went and smoked a joint
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: and then I came back in and that made me
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: chill enough to kind of go up to Rick and
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: Man, can I take a picture with you? And he
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: was like, oh god, yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: And he stood up and we took a picture, and
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I was glad I took the picture first because I
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't sure if I cry, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: If I started like talking to him and started weeping,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: then I'd never get the picture. But like, this was
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: a huge thing, like this guy, like I remember my
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: fandom for Bob and Doug mackenzie, and I modeled Jay
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: and Bob on that on you know, that's similar aesthetic sensibility,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you know, cheech.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: A genre in there.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Of course i'ving costilla, but it has a lot to
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: do with Bob and Doug. So meeting him was a
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: cool thing. So after we took the picture, I told
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: him I was like, hey, man, so i play a
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: character called Silent Bob and I'm stand next to a
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: guy called Jay in movies for the last thirty years.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: And that only happened because, like, I was a massive
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: fan of Strange Crew, and he goes, oh, Bob, Doug aye, yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: I even asked for it, give me a ry.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: So he was wonderfully, absolutely delivered, and on stage he
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: was great. The moment highlight of Comic Con for me,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: And mind you, I had my own hall Ah panel
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: and stuff with like five thousand people there and stuff,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: and I had comedy shows that were sold out all weekend.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: But my highlight was when he came into hall H.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Like we brought up the cast and the crew of
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Spaceballs and then you know, I was like, and Rick
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: moranis and then he didn't come out, and everybody's like,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: where's Rick, And so we like combed the audience and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: come to the audience and there's spaceballs, the big combs
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: and pigs. And then they had three dark helmets and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: one was a kid, one was another dude, and the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: third one was him. And once he lifted the mask,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: they had him on camera on the big green like
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: the place went nuts.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Once he came on stage, the place gave him a
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: standing ovation. And he hadn't been to comic con ever.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: And this is a guy who's in the DNA of
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: comic con, like Lewis Tully from Ghostbuster. Yeah, the cymo
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: or crawlborne from from Little Shop of Horrors, the Worst
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Father who ever.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: Lived in Honey, I shrunk the kid, right, you know, like.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: He's he's been in the geek culture for a long
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: time and even though he hasn't been working for decades now,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: those movies have still been enjoyed by generation. So he
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: hit that stage, man, and it was a thunderous wave
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: of affection. Sixty five hundred is what that place seats,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: and I believe they were at max capacity. It was
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Friday panel. It was pretty impressive. Usually the Saturdays are
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: max capacity, like the Marvel panel. They had to turn
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: people away and people who had wristbands didn't even get in,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: so so many people wanted to be there. I had
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: to follow the Marvel panel, which is like following John Holmes.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: You know, you hear a hot.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Dog in the hallway after that for having But there
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: they were on Friday, like packed and sixty five hundred
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: people standing up and applauding and focusing.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: All of their affection at this one person on stage.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: It was just a beautiful moment. And it's not like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the dude had never been on in front of an
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: audience before. He comes from Second City, so he's used
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: to be in front of people. And it's not like
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: the dude couldn't conceive of Amazon saying they're going to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: be sixty five hundred people in that room. I don't
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: think he was prepared for everybody to be like, we've
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: missed you, man, and just give him that moment.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 7: It was beautiful, Like.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: It's really glad to hear he's a really cool guy.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: I'm such a guyart man, because.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: You want to hear that, right, you want to hear
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: that Rick moranis is a cool dude.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Very he turns out to be very cool dude, very sweet,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: and very like he was not He wasn't expecting it,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: but I remember talking to Amazon people, like a week
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: before going, we better build some time in the schedule
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: because everything is like you know, timed within forty five
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: men's and fifteen minutes for audience cune and I was like,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: when he comes on stage, though, these people aren't seen
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: this guy in a dog's age, like they are going
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: to be all over them and stuff, and they were like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: you're right, and it did. It went beyond what I imagine.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: So besides that, like do you walk the floor at all?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: You get to see anything on the.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Floor twice this year because I went to a activation
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: for Funko. They did this pop Mystery thing and that
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: that was on Wednesday preview night, which was packed, like
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: already it just Wednesday preview night looked like Saturday. Then
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I went to the floor was a Saturday afternoon to
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: the Marvel booth and I got the comic that came out,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Jay's a Future Past. So they have a bunch of
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: cos players at the booth, so they tried to reenact
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: the cover of the comic with me and the cos
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: players and stuff.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: So that was kind of sweet.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: So I saw the floor then as well, and the
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: only way I could get on the floor and this
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: ain't bragging and this isn't even choice. They won't let
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: me attempt the floor without six, which is like, honestly,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: that makes sense, but it's more showy than anything else.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: And it's like I get a few minutes because people
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: are like, oh, he's pretty good Kevin Smith cos player. Yeah,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: because I'm wearing the whole outfit and they're like, wait,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: that is him.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: And by the time, and I moved pretty fast for
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: a dude who's thick with two seas.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, I can move
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: around faster without security than with security and get things
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: done quicker, I feel.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: And then you hear people I'm sure be like, oh
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: he's such a.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 19: Doude, she needs security, Like that was my idea, but.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I hate the idea because they'll go excuse me, and
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: they push people aside, and it's like unnecessary.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: So as a fan, because you like all this stuff,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: like Comic Con is your you know, Christmas kind of thing,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: so of all this stuff, like anything besides like spaceballs
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: and meeting Rick Morani's like, what was the hands down
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: the thing they got you geeked.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: The thing that I went for aside from like you know,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it's work on stuff for me and my own stuff.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Was the Marvel panel like and so their panel like
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: they were in at hall h last year, they were
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: the year before.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: That's when they announced Robert Dan Jr. As Doom.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: So they dropped that trailer last week on Monday, the
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Avengers Doomsday trailer, and all of us were like, well,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: what are you going to do in hall Ah because
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: we assumed that's what they were going to show was that,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: and instead they showed a brand new trailer which apparently
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: is going to be at the head of Spider Man
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: brand new day. So the trailer that they showed us
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: in hall h which is a very Doctor Doom centric trailer,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: and to be honest with you, like the first trailer
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: was wonderful. I would have led with this trailer because
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: it makes him seem thanos bad for a bunch of
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: people who maybe aren't that familiar with Doctor Doom. Although
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: who alive in this culture hasn't encountered Doctor Doom in
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: some incarnation or another. This is the first time he's
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: going to be in the Marvel Cinematic universe. You said,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a fan of these things. You could tell listen
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: to the I speak more proudly of this than I
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: do of my own child than her back. So they
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: showed this Doom Doctor Doom trailer, which was absolutely phenomenal.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: And seeing a trailer, most of us interactive trailers on
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: our phones, on our laptops and stuff. Generally, we don't
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: even get to see a trailer in a room with
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: like two hundred and fifty people in a movie theater anymore.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: We're watching it beforehand, you know, in our social media,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: in our on our laptops. This was getting to watch
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: a trailer nobody's ever seen with sixty five hundred like
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: minded people who are all there going.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Like that room fun thing. Oh yeah, that's why you just.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Feel the vibe in the room. Movie wonderful. So that
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: panel like was great. They brought up all the famous
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: people and whatnot, and that was fine. I always like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: seeing Robert Danny Junior like the waiter. Some people come
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: up to me in life like like your thing.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I would you say he's nerd Jesus, Now.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say so, And I honestly feel like
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: he's he's acting Jesus as well, because I don't think
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: this doctor Doom thing is a payday.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: Although I hear he's getting paid eighty to one hundred
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: for two movies.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Was he of I think he's doing it NERD wants
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: to in the NERD universe. Was he the biggest star
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: for that group that weekend? Yes, hands down, Yeah, I
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: would think. I think that would be the case.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: The acting thing.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I think he's doing this Doctor Doom thing because I
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: think he wants to try to win an Oscar from
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: behind a metal mask. I think he's won a Best
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Supporting Oscar for Oppenheimer, and he was wonderful in the movie.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: But I think this dude is like, look, he needs
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: no money anymore. He has already reached exactly he's making that,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: but he's reached a pinnacle.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: How do you go further?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: If I was that dude, and I was an actor
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: and I was into acting, I'd be like, let me
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: see if I could win an oscar from behind a
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: metal mask, but the only thing they could see me
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: of me is my eyes. That would be a huge
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: challenge number one, to win an Oscar for playing like
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: a Doctor Doom like and it's not unheard of. The
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Joker has won an Oscar twice now for people who
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: played the Joker but I think the challenge of doing
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: it from behind something that shows no articulation. So basically
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: his performance is gonna be all about a moting, all
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: about that voice and everything like that and the way
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: he carries his body, but he can't use all the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: tricks of his face.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: And he's so damn charming. We love that. I think
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: that's part of the reason he took the job. I
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: don't know, the guy from Adam and Stuff.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: To do it for a challenge.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the money dude's like, I'm still.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be fun, that'd be cute. Yeah, let's just
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: say money money.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Cares call in and let us know if that's accurate.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Eight seven Listener forty four Wooding text us over to
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  Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: will come back. It is Shark week on Discovery, which
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: means it's Nark week. It's cart Arc week here on
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. So, uh, Kevin, you're gonna get to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: be here as agent Sebastian tries to get people to
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: do the right thing when you go shopping. Yes, you
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: do your own shopping.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 7: I do. Yes. He's a man of the people consumer.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like you returned the cart to the corral
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: or to the front of the store, or do you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: just leave it empty in a spot.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I have to bring it back because I have to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: take into consideration that while the whole world's not watching,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: all I need is one person to be like silent
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Bob doesn't return his car, so I behave.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I'll see how Agent Sebastian did in his encounters with
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: people in parking lots next year on The Woody Show.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 10: Hangar, fellow comrades and mediocrity.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: I want you to listen, very careful.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: You can all go straight to have.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: Show.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Kevin Smith is here.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: I'm here for this. I'm here for cart nark.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: I love this concept.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't. I don't think we've had you
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: in for around a cart narks before.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: This is the whole concept is new to me.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: It's Nark Week because it's Shark Week on Discovery and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: cart Narks is such a popular segment with our show.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: We've decided, if it's gonna be Shark Week on Discovery,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be Narc Week here on The Woody Show.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Agent Sebastian trying to get people do the right thing
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: and return those cards to where they belong, which is
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: to the cart corral or back to the front of
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: the store, not to be left an empty parking spot
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: or walkways manby cap spots. People love tossing them in
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: there because there's so much space there. Yeah, and that's
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: not where they go. They go back to the car crass.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: But just rather than just doing the simple thing and
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: returning it, people will argue and scream and yell and
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: sometimes pull weapons, and they'll chase you through a parking lot.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: Are you serious? People have pulled back.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: I've had no literally beside guns, knives, pepper spray fists.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: Right off the top or once they find out your thesis.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's not just you said a word to me.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: If you're coming up to me in a parking lot,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: maybe I am pulling a knife. But if it's a
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: whole different thing. If they're like, wait, there's always are
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: you busting me for not putting the car.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: It's super super clear, like I'm never like, oh crap,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: he's carjacking me that sort of thing.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: He's always friendly. He's not swearing, you're not. It's still
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: the weapons, but he is calling them lazy bones.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: Yes, I don't like that.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: And uh, in this case, we're gonna have this addition
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: features fun with accents. This is a Saugus acid chew
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: sits and uh, for folks who don't know, we have
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: different agents that patrol different areas geographically. And uh, there's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: this guy, Greg Gory of the Cape Cod Gory. He's
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: a very fancy gentleman, a proper man, a fancy.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Accent coming out of Greg Gory.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: And he approaches this lady and she just dumped her
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: cart in the middle of the walkway because it's right there,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: and who.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Wants to walk?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: Now there's a little bit of a wrinkle here, Kevin
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: is she she does have a disability placard on her
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: her car, and so that's always that's always a factor.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: Now fourth, my mom has one of those, and she
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: still returns to her cars. There's different levels of disabilities,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: of course. But the cart narks what we always do
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 6: is when they roll their window dead to talk to us.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: The dead giveaway is their attitude. Are they, oh, I'm sorry,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: would you mind getting that for me?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Are the accusatory?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: And let's see what this lady has to do when
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Greg approaches her about her cart in the walkway.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Oop Steve Wadley woo woop, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: Well, usually in a better to do that's like your
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: car back, young lady.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 8: In handicapped and have problem walking.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, you need to find him any time to see man,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: you're anger. Leads me to believe that you could shake
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: your car back.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 12: What's up that? I'm like, Mark, I'm gonna assume you.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 16: The first words were don't you have anything better to do?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 16: Sounds like right, exactly right, essential casting, Yeah, Lois Griffin.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 16: Now so mister Greg gory their agent, Greg Gorey. He
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 16: has these little magnets to encourage people to do the
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 16: right thing. They're a little scarlet letters. They say, I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 16: don't return my shopping.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Cart like a jerk.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: For instance, that's what you put on the car, well.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or or lazy bones on board, you know, the
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: baby on He's gonna is a thousand different versions of these.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: So that's the thing that kind of for And you
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: could have that magnet on your car, drive away and
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: be beyond with your day and say, well that was
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: odd weird anyway, or if you if your ego is
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: such and you don't want to lose the arguments. You
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: will keep on going about perhaps suing our good agent,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: Greg Gory.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: What would you assume me for you? It's what damagees
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: that does matter. It's my well it doesn't, it does matter.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 7: It does matter.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Shots doesn't because in a lawsuit you wait will teach you.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: It's my property. It's my property.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: So her disability would keep her from returning the car,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: but not from trying to kick someone's ass.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: Right at this point, she's out of her suv and
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: walking around. It's funny sometimes they'll forget they're supposed to
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: be and they're like, oh so again, So Greg again
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: he's there saying, well, you can't. Just people love throwing
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: that out because they The one thing about with cart
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: Narks is we've learned the negotiation. You know this as
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: an actor, Kevin tactics. You have different tactics, different things,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: different ways you're trying to get yes, different negotiations, Fear, pity,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: crying on the spectrum. Right, So in this case, the law,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: the fear of a lawsuit. Now Greg has been through
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 6: this before, he knows the lawsuits are ridiculous. And again
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: he just explained to her that magnet on your car
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: is not a lawsuit, what would you.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Assume me for you, young lady? And what damage does
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: that do? Doesn't matter? It's Mike crocketil. It doesn't touch
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: my pushes.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: It does matter.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter your shot, doesn't it. And a lawsuit
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: a wait from your eye will teach you that was
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: the hitting there.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 8: And then she baby crowned, right.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: So then she then takes that magnet and she says, well,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: guess what you've You've taken me to the next level here.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: I'm going to take your maget and throw it on
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: the ground. You're making you litter.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: It made me do this. We know that Greg does
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: not like litter. No, no, no, absolutely not acceptable right here.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: So actually I've got a magnet that says I'm a
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: little bug.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: On it right here.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: See, if you were truly if you were truly injured,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: you would have said, oh, I'm sorry, I can't take
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: it back. You were leading cats. No, all I did
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: was I kind of waved. I said, oh, hey, you
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: weren't being catted, So you were being attitude. You were.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: You were big attitude.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: Because that's that's the thing with these agents is we'll
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: often say like yeah, halfway through them screaming whatever, like
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: you could have just asked us or just at any
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: point in the but no.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Then then they rewrite history like, no, you had a
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: crappy attitude. Well we heard the attitude at first.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: It was just like, yeah, fantastic exactly.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Aude was all about her property.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: Now another move that's in our agent's vast arsenal besides
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: the variety of magnets they use, is they love to
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: because they know they're milking somebody's ego at this point.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: So they'll go to the car side of the car,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: the cat that they can that the person can't see,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: grab the magnet, blow it, blow their eye level, and
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: then not even place it on, just to see if
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: they'll stomp on it.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Faut.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 8: I'm not touching you. I'm not touching your.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Exactly, Like do you really care about the magnet or
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: you know not? So Greg uses that on this lady.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: So by being polite, here's a little bug Magnetim what
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: are you gonna tell them, mam?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: Remember earlier you said you couldn't walk over to the
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: carver turd.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: Well you've already walked farther than that several times now,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: so I think you're lying.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 8: No, not mine.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: She fell for the failure her tears. Man, that's against
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: the law. Also, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kick
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: your ass to He started with suing, then we went
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: to I'm gonna kick your ass and I pointed this out.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: I know what.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: He doesn't like this, But that's a that's a felony
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: assault right there. When you when you get when you
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: tell somebody in a way that they're intended to believe
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: that you are going to cause great harm, in this
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: case their death, that is a felony assault. But people
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: just don't care because they don't want to be told.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 7: What is the like, clearly he's been through it. What
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: there's no rule against putting a magnet on car.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, so think about think about this.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so think about pop to potential charges kevin vandalism, vandalism.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: You still gotta have a damage there, like no damage
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: like with a spray spray paints someone's car.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that takes time.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Even putting a bumper sticker on, It's like that's going
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: to take time to the magnet comes right again.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: The cart arcs there so far ahead of these on
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: it where we have advantages because I've done this a
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: thousand times. People have never been called in their crap
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: a thousand times. But yeah, so there may be in
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: some jurisdictions you could get a ticket for like leaving
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: a flyer like like that, that sort of thing. But
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 6: the daily write tickets for that when you do a
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: thousand of them in the entire parking lot, and you
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: know you're creating litter. If it's a one on one
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: where you're just again with a specific purpose of not
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 6: in this case, not blocking the walkway, there is no
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: there's no never been charged, never even been brought into court,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: and none.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: Of that stuff.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Although there was that one woman who was threatening because
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: it was false imprisonment because you had the cart. You
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: had the cart behind her car to the cart that
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: she left out in the open space you just placed
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: behind her car, And she contacted her lawyer and they're like, well, technically,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: I guess it could be false imprisonment. If you would
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: just put the cart back in the crowd, you would
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: no longer be in prisons on your own pitar.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: The idea that was the psychology behind that, well, you're
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: your cart could be in other people's ways, so let's
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: see how you feel. But and I my lawyer said
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 6: to look, don't even don't give any da an opportunity
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: to do anything, you know, even though this thing is
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: on wheels and you could and you have moved it.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Uh so we we don't do that. That she is
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: she is a great a masshole.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: That is yeah, straight up.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: So now at this point she is This happens all
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: the time as well, where they won't. They don't want
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: to lose the argument, so they'll they'll pull out of
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: their spot, end up blocking traffic, which I don't want
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: of course, and Agent Greg Grory in this case in
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: the we'll kind of d escalate, but then they'll blame
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: me for blocking traffic when again they could have driven
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: away at any time.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: But again they don't want to lose the argument. You
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: fell for the fake out.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: There's nothing on there.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm trying nice to you, and you're just you're
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: threatening to hurt me.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be pleasant and polite. I'm gonna put
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: that right there, ma'am. I'm trying to I'm trying to
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: make a simple poyer.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 8: You're blocking Hall's blocking.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: Crew could leave it at any time if you wanted to.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: You can leave anytime you want to.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: You could have left five minutes ago, ma'am, but your
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: ego won't let you because you want to be right too.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Late already didn't.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: And it's other thing, and you know this from video
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: game culture, Kevin. They a lot of the comments I
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: see is these people get stuck in NPC loops, which
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: is a non playable character, like they don't have they
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: have five or six lines and don't catch my cap,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: don't touch.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: It's just like they they.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: Don't want to have a conversation or they're their understanding
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: of the is so surface level. They just deep back
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: and forth.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: What I like about it is, you know what, we
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: love comic books and comic book movies because we're like, oh,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Man of Vigilante, you'll make things right.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 7: This is the real Batman, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 7: The Batman of civility. It's night the cart Knight returns.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: He look, I'm not I'm not going to say this,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: but you walk around. You walk around the floor there
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 6: at comic Con as I did this year, and you
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 6: see they are these little booths like, well, man, I
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: could probably get some comic books, yes, and some some
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 6: plastic you know, Funko style to yes, I could autograph.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a merchandising opportunity here, but don't get lost
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: in the money, because it's the justice that we're seeking,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Like Batman's never like, you know, I could sell these shots.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: There's a millionaire first true, good boy.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 7: You know, you got to catch up. You know what,
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: You're right, you get to sell.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, you're right. You know some comic book people
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: there are there is a comic book here, well.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 7: Comic book.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: But but I'm saying, like, never mind, I agree with
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: you one hundred percent, but I'm being serious. This is
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: the real Batman. Yeah, like, never mind punching muggers and stuff, like,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: nobody gets mugged anymore. This is the true injustice in society.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's and the.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: Cart narks are out there, they're doing their thing Batman. Ink.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Did you see the story about what was going on
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: in Mexico. There was like a Batman kind of guy
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: going around. He called the Mexican Batman and he was
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: from and he was taping them to light poles. Yeah,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: looking up, the pictures are funny. These guys who are
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: like steal were they stealing like bicycle stuff like that?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not saying Cart and Arc should be
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: taping anybody to anything that is even better, man, And.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: We do have some I've done some you know remember
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: the G I Jo P s A at the at
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: the eighties.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 7: The more so we have.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: Produced some concepts that's like what I'll do, I'll take
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: you know somebody. For instance, off the air, Kevin said, well,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: what did they say they pay employees to do this?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: And I say, well, yeah, they pay employees to clean
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: your hotel room. That doesn't mean you crap in the sink.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 6: You know, there's there's systems in place, courtyard. So I
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: produced a several p. S A style things where people
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: come to me, well it's they pay people in the
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: in the cart and Ark responds.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: With these sort of things and if G I Joe,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's animated. Yeah, So you know, the the concepts
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: already there. I just really need somebody to you know, Netflix,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: et cetera.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Why honestly, like I spent so much time watching police
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: body cam videos.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 7: This is even better.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: And that's yeah that's the video. They're all they're all
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 6: my p O V, et cetera. So it's really you're
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 6: in it video game style again.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: You'll you'll love that. It should be the newest follower
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: of Cartnarks on Instagram and the cart Narks.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 7: I'm there.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a ton of videos up there man. I mean,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many you have at this point,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: thousands and thousands.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's in the Netflix man, and be like, this
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: is the future from.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Your word lists to the people that the future, Well,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: it's a Shark week on Discovery. It is Nark here.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Show a grey doing the lord's work. Try to get
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: people to do the right thing and they return those
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: cards being polite. Here's a little about magnemam. What you
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: get to tell him?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: Man, Remember earlier you said you couldn't walk over to
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 6: the Carver Church. Well you've already walked part of them
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: that several times now, so I think you're lying.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: No, it's not mine. She fell for the failure on
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: her tears. Yeah, man, that's against the law. Also, show
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Kevin Smith is here. He's got his show on Sunday
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: this coming Sunday, eight pm. They're at the Starlight Cabaret
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: in Studio City. It's his fifty sixth birthday. Honey, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: I'm getting old. It's comedy it's music. His daughter's band
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: is playing Cinnamon right his name of the name of
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: the band, and you can get your tickets at smadcast
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: dot com. Spend the night where with Kevin Smith for
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: his birthday doing the Fun show, having some fun on
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: his birthday. I can't speak smodcast dot com or the
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: Starlight Cabaret dot Com. I'm gonna give you an instant
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: request here, Kevin Smith. I saw something on your Instagram recently.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: You went down this like, man, you went down a
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: rabbit hole of like old school hip hops. One give
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: me a lot of old school hip hop and which
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: I know you love.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 7: Public Academy.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, run DMC like Tougher than Leather. What a
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: great song? Uh yeah, So instant request, what do you want?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: Uh, Welcome to the Terrordome. You got it.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Territor Yeah, Public Enemy, we do all right.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: Instant requests for our guest Kevin Smith again, go hang
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: with them on Sunday Starlight Cabaret Studio City for his
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: fifty sixth birthday show. Dude, Kevin Smith knows every word. Yeah,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: he's sitting here and pressing Gina. That was Cyler of Culture.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 7: Chuck d What am I hero?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Man, they's a big the work of Chuck d Here
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: is a spoiler of years and the thing uh plays
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: a big part in the Dogma sequel that I'm writing
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Oh nice, yeah, nice, yeah that song.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 7: I wanted to open Dogma with that song Welcome to
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: the Tterodome.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Instead we wound up, of course, getting a school were
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: from Howard Shore, which is amazing. But when I started
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: writing the Dogma sequel, I was like, all right, what
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: was how was the table set when I did this
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: the first time? And one of the things was that song.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: That song fueled Dogma was a very angry movie. It's
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: a lovely movie to watch and stuff and plays out nicely,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: but it was written by a guy who was so
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: mad that people didn't see his faith the way he did.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: There are two songs that I associate with you like
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: when they come on, I think of Kevin Smith. One
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: is Misery My Soul Asylum play yeah yeah, because the
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: credits rolled, that's the songs playing. And then there's this one.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: And Eliza dishcou and Ali Larder jumping out of a Vandy.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: Not yet first jump.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up a Run DMC fan, but
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: like so like, of course I knew that song way before.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: Logo on like this is very rundy.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that logo in particular is literally inspired by
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: like the retro run DMC.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 7: You know thing for sure, we're from me from the
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: same place finding out here we are Pittsburgh.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy Jersey, Pittsburgh and Jersey, and then you
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: know the Jersey thing obviously.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 7: How often do you ever go back to Pittsburgh? Pretty often?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 7: Will you a Marrio kid?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: Uh? Of course?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course yeah, and and Mario brothers.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: All three Marios the pillars of your life.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: So I know you're for the East Coast? Did you
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: say Mario?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. So Kevin Smith's your phones are open
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You get in sentence
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: a text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 8: I've never and have no desire to and do not
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 8: know how to bake cookies from scratch.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: The other thing as a full of ron adult, it's
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to drive a stick.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 7: Little ship.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: The soon to be fifty six year old Kevin Smith
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: is our guest. Well, yeah, like, what when did you realize?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: I think everybody had that like, Okay, well I think
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm officially getting older now. For me, it was when
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: I heard and it was faith No More Epic, that
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: song Faith No More Epic. I heard it in the
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: grocery store. I'm like, damn all right, so that was
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: like that song like this.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: But yeah, walking around shopping we all know, yeah, which
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 7: smack whels do?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: That was that was a that was a big one
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: for me. Also, to a much lesser degree, was I
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: think I told the story our first set of friends
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: that had a baby and we were with them one
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: night and we had to stop on the way home,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: so I think can get cash for the babysitter. I'm like, wow, okay,
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: though that's adulting kind of stuff, you know. But you know,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: fifty six is different, right, like like.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: Old, but like sixty to me is like man like
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: it's we watch a lot of programs, me and the wife,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: and now we do this all the time.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: How old do you think they are? Right?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like let's find out and you do
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: the ould Kidman dive and you're like, well, she's like
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: only two years older, But how come I to look
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: like that? When you have Matt Matt Damon's my age
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: and look at him in the Odyssey. That's possible, you
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And then I keep seeing these
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: these these like articles online with the like it's really possible.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: It was kind of low impact, like it took him
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: six months, but you can do it too.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: Oh sure.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like the world's trying to tell me something.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, and then I saw did you see
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Charlie's thereon? Was like yeah, She's like I know it's inappropriate,
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't stop staring it. Matt Damon's body on them? Yeah,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: set of Odyssey. Did everyone see Odyssey?
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: That sucks though when you come across these posts where
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: it shows you know, old timey actors and how they
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: were in the roles and at the time you thought
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: they were like eighty and mister was like whatever.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 19: For eight, Yeah, we're older than mister yeah yeah, for
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 19: will be one yeah, or anyone in a position of authority,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 19: like the president's younger than me or whatever it is.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 8: That is very scary.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But like also you start to realize, like man Jesus,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: like you go to sign up for something, you got
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: to put your date of birth, and it's the scroll,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: scrolling scroll, especially if you're doing on your phone, you're like,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: it looks like a like a slot machine forever trying
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: to find the year.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: The ultimate adult thing when you realize, god, we're kind
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: of getting old is when you're just trying to make
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: a date to have dinner with friends and you're all
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: flipping through and going, I could do a September fourth.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be careful about to sleep wrong, you know,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: so you know you'll have that muscles killing for a week.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: I've been misleading myself too, for the better part of
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: thirty years now because of the job, Like it's easy
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: to deceive myself into not feeling my age.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I always feel eternally eighteen or so.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Wearing a hat backwards, you're rocking acky jersey lot and
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: all of it is like look.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 7: At an overgrown child.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: But sooner or later, my body will be like spin
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: that cap backwards as much as you want, but you
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: better get up and go to the bathroom for the
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: sixth time this evening.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Old man Morgan, you like to pride yourself on being
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: a youngster. I'm very young, although I think she's kidding
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: herself all of it.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 15: I'm trying to convince myself of that. I'm thirty two.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so is that making the youngest person in the room.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: Oh by far.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 7: You don't have to say like that, good morning here,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 7: look at them, a bunch of old people.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 15: Bring the youth into the room.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, So let me let me ask you this. You're
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: thirty two, okay, so do the math on that. Born
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: in ninety four. Okay, clerks, you're born with clerks came back? Yeah,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: all right, So Morgan, what does b kind rewind mean?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 15: That is from a movie, and it's odd it is
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 15: from a movie. Okay, what does it mean? It means
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 15: when you take back your VHS from Rinse. Okay, I
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 15: wasn't sure that I have it started at the beginning,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 15: because then that's rude to the next customer if it
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 15: starts at.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: The end of the movie. But there was a movie
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: by the same name. Okay, But you're right, you're right
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: that already existed.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 15: Yeah, double points.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 7: It is the the cart narch of its day. You civilly,
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 7: you had to rewind before you.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 8: Brought us, had one of the rewinding machines because you
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 8: didn't want to hurt your own.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 7: Is Yeah, why ruined your wear and tear?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: Why was it one that looks like a car? I
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: remember that?
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 15: Yeah, rewinder, and what happened if you didn't rewind it?
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: Did they get?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 20: Oh?
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 7: Really in nineteen ninety dollars, it's like today?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 7: I was sure.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: Were you sure you're going to do that?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 9: Term?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 15: I mean I never did it right? Too young, but
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 15: I know about it.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: And blockbusters are still a thing, like you know, oh yeah,
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: well ninety four yeah something, but like to where you
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: were old enough to realize what these these places? Yeah,
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: we would about music stores. Bucket music Store is still around.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 15: Yes, Virgin Records.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: I loved that, right, That's the thing. This is where
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: I started to get a little like it's gray area
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: for me, Like what like for frame of reference for
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: someone like Morgan, Like what does she remember she was
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: ever being.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 7: A telephone or put punch buttons on a telephone?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 15: No, I've seen those phones before in like museums.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Oh the rotary one, the scrolly thing, but like a
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: home phone. People still had a home phone.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 15: We had a home phone, but it was cordless, yes,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 15: and also when we only because she works here, worked here,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 15: so I tried to get through trying to win something
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 15: or try to get on the air, and it was
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 15: a busy signal.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: Counter a busy signal in life before you worked at
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: a radio station, everything is like call waiting at.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 7: A certain point.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: I find that now I get pissed if I call them.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: There's like a busy signal.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, still aggressive.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: Did you ever call for one one?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: What is a when you call information?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 7: What do you? What do you?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: What are you calling that? So when you would call
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: for one one? What was that for the process?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 15: I could ask maybe like Sally's phone number down the
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 15: street or her address. You ask about personal things like that,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 15: where you could ask like where's the local pizza place?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 15: Where they tell you anything?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 15: Where do I get my plan? B?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: They were strictly plan like here's where you get some stuff.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: They were strictly here's a phone number, phone number. But
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, hey, where do I get pizza?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 7: Be like that's not my purview?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But people would also call for time and temperature right,
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: and how they answer at the tone the time will
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: be four twenty and it was time to smoke weed.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 8: It ruled because then you you could use it as
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 8: a fake out and like pretend you were talking to people.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 8: It would just tell you the time and temperature over
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 8: now right.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: And the phone number was popcorn, remember yeah, seven sixty seven,
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: and then any four numbers and.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: It was yeah, yeah, it wasn't in our form, and
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: one it was a separate.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 7: Number, five, five, five and number. And someone would tell
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 7: you a joke because like ninety nine cents or what
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 7: you call it? One joke?
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I kind of miss because I remember
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: doing this. The Trenton Times was the local paper, and
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: I would open it up, and you know, our parents
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, okay, we can go see a movie
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: this weekend. You guys, my sisters not you go through
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: the paper and find the movie you want to see.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: So we we look for the thing or whatever, and
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: then uh, we'd start calling around even though the times
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: and stuff were in the paper. What time. I used
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: to like calling the movie theater and listening to the recording.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: I thought to myself as a kid, like, man, you
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: know what a cool job would be to be the guy.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: Does the record podcastle Cinemas and Atlanta guylands.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 7: One of the first things I did was like I'm
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 7: leaving the message I used to.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: If I call that right now, say, if I call
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: that right now, it's it's your message to podcast. What's
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: what's the number?
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 7: I don't we can look it up. Oh you don't.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, well okay, hold on. It was like for the audis,
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not that, but I'm the greeting voice.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: It should be unless they replacement of like, hey man,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: you've reached podcasts.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: I'm looking it up right now. Hold on, it's got
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: to be like an act. Okay, here we go, seven three, two,
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: all right, Colin, right now to zero four? Yeah, okay,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: all right, let's see what.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 7: Happened in exchange.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: Your call cannot be completed remembers right? Oh you know
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't put.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 7: The one in the well. You know what, I heart
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 7: doesn't hurt.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: They took all the phones with at our desks. Yeah,
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: we have nothing. We don't have office phones.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 7: That's right, they did. Do you even need them anymore? Though?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 7: Do you remember the long distance calls?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Morgan? Oh?
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 15: No, never made one.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Let's say, where's Kevin? There an employee that is going
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: to pick up?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 7: No, it's too early.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: Ah right, thanks for God's Podcastle Cinemas. I'm your host,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: Kevin Smith showing.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 15: To the.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: Not enough space to leave a message. Now you know
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: you can look into that getting fired.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, someone is losing their job. In cinema, somebody's losing
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 7: a movie, Joe.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: Let me ask another one, Morgan, all right, put it
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: on layaway.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 15: Oh okay, I think my mom did this. Shout out
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 15: to her. If you want to buy something at like
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 15: Macy's and you don't have the money, you could say,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 15: I want to put this on lay away. I'll come
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 15: bring you money later. Yeah, take the product home?
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: Or did you leave it there? And a lot of
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: people are doing that like a Kmart all the time,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: you know Kmart? What was the other one? You remember,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: James Way, when you were.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: A kid, you would make fun of people by being
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: like your mom's buying a buying tuna fish?
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like what was the blue light special?
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: What what's the blue light special? I don't have no clue,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: no idea.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 15: I'll take a guess, Deli sandwich.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: No, it was a Kmart thing, the blue light special.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: So like so Kmart was like a Walmart or a Target, right,
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: and like a discount kind of a store. Right, And
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: let's say, oh, ladies and job attention kmart shoppers. We
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: have a blue light special right now in sporting goods
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: and it was like tennis rackets are you know, twenty
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: five percent off? And there was a wheelly cart that
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: had a big poll on it with a big blue
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: flashing police light kind of thing on it, and they
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: have it in the sporting goods section. They turn it
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: on and it was a blue light special.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta understand, we didn't have the internet, we didn't
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: have cable TV even so we had the blue light
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: so fun.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 8: I have a question because this involves cell phones, so
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 8: you might know it, Morgan, do you know what nights
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 8: and weekends calling is?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 15: That's when you got you weren't charged for calling after
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 15: a certain time or on the weekend?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, seven pm you were charged more in the day.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: I mean the other thing I remember, you know, as
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: a kid, and then you walk into a place, you
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: go to a I'm still trying to see it. Make
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: sure make sure before somebody gets fired, to make sure
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: that's actually like a.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna a thing you do that I'm gonna text
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 7: somebody off. You're embarrassing me.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm saying, like when when you would go into
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: a restaurant and they were smoking or non smoking. You
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: actually stole a choice, and it was the smoking section
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: was just divided, just like how you would say, this
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: is my side of the room with your sister.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 7: The room.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: You stay on your side of the room. There's no barrier.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a plane.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 7: It's still alive today. Weird.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shoes, no shirt, no shoes, no service.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 15: That's still got to be a thing, right.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 7: I want silent for a few minutes so I could
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 7: fire people.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 15: Roll the window down like manually, mean something else, like
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 15: how would you get Yeah, my dad had pick up.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 8: If you were in the car and there was no lighter,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 8: but somebody wanted a cigarette, what would you do?
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I'm like, I got this little round cigarette
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 15: thing that I'm not supposed to stick my finger in.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 15: That's I never saw it work, but it's cool.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because now it's like a dummy plug.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 7: Because they don't sell cars with him anymore.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: Well, there's there's still like sometimes a cigarette adapter like
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: that where you could plug something in charge sometimes, but
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: there's not the the apparatus that actually coil. That was
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: heat up. And my son took the little plug out
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: and he was looking and goes, how are people supposed
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: to light their cigarettes with this? It didn't look like this.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: It was in the same shape, so.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: Renumber One year, I was nine years old and I
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: was sitting in front of my grandparents house. They lived
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: around the block from us, and I was in the car.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: My mom was like, wait here, you can do that.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: Then you can leave a child in a car.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 7: And for two hours. So he went to the light.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: Because there's no entertainment, no keys, no radio. So the
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: lighter still works when the cars off. So I push
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: it in, you wait for it to heat up, pops
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: back out. That was entertainment. Then I took it out
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: and I started making imprints because I was like, oh,
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: look like it's going right there, circle, circle, circle.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: My mother got back in the car. She's like, what, yeah,
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 7: we're not supposed to do this. It's crazy. Man. When
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 7: you're a kid, like you know very well, like this
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 7: is going to get you in trouble, but you're like, well,
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 7: let's see.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I did a whole magnet in front of
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 5: the TV. Thing.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's a parent's nightmare.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: But it looks so cool. It looked like a piece
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: of furniture, Greg, the TV was it like in one
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: of those like what do they call them?
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 7: Those?
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those TVs that looked like the TV.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 8: It was entertainment.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: The console console, Oh yeah, wooden console.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: Mine was a wooden console like the It was a
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: piece of furniture. Right nowadays you on TV is flat
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: like this, it's you could get them for like nothing.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: Back then, it was a giant piece of furniture that
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: had to be dusted, like I would have to pull.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 7: Out the pledge and dust it still, stay away from
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 7: the photos on top of it. Yes.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 8: Do you remember how the really rich families had those
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 8: screens with like the blue light projection TV red light.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're on the side, that was the big
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: deal Man family.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: Any rich people. I saw that at a store, Like
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: you go into the store display mode, you'd be like.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: What some people had to televisions?
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 7: What some kids had.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: Some people had two phones. I remember we had one
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: phone in the kitchen that was a communal phone. I
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 1: remember when we added a second line, but not a
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: different line, just to phones, so I could pick up
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: the phone in the living room instead.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 8: Holy cow, Morgan never heard I got it hanging out?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: Are getting kicked off the internet because.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 15: I do know about that you do and that screechy.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 7: Put it on the level.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Kevin Smith always great. To see it two
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: times within a month, that's that's crazy.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you for welcoming me in. And I'm so glad,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: my god, this's almost at your computer. But I'm so
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: glad I was here to to discover cart narks.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna think about that forever and.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: Dates the way I've lived my life because I have
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: always the card away in the last twenty thirty years
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, what if somebody sees me and then
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: come in stuff? Now I know, like I wasn't being
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: parent possibility.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we've invited Kevin to go out carbon arking
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: with Agent Sebastian.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 20: I'm doing it, but I think I'm gonna do it
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 20: a solemn bob. I'm gonna do it with Kevin Smith's
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 20: funny speak. It would be all sham and be like, hey, man,
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 20: I made clerks, why are you doing this? You know
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 20: two things I have nothing to do with each other.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: Go hang out with Kevin this Sunday, eight pm, his
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: fifty sixth birthday, at the Starlight Cabaret in Studio City.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: It's tonight of comedy and music. His his, his daughter's
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: band is playing there and it's gonna be fun. You
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: get to watch again age right before.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 7: You're see it happened.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: Watch everybody, Such a pleasure, kids, you're doing the Lord's work.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 7: Continue on more.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: What do you show next?
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: Thing up?
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 7: The Woody Show?
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. I got a a clip
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: here to share with you guys. This this drug dealer
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: in Florida. He ran from the cops. He tried to
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: pull him over, and he took off and then he
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: went into this, uh, this brush next to the highway,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: which posed zero problem, the zero challenge for the police.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: Duke and Greg oh Good sniffed him out in record time,
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: and the cops they're arresting him. And as you're gonna
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: hear in this clip from the Body Camp, he was
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: on the phone with his girlfriend while he's being arrested.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: Now with that, would that impress you, ladies? Absolutely not
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: see it seems like that would be well. But isn't
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: that a preable to Hey, I need to be bailed out? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: maybe my lady needs to give you money. But something
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: tells me that you know you know, the man getting
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: into a fight, we know would turn Morgan on. She
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: likes that kind of stuff. But getting arrested would that
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: would do it for you?
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 15: Maybe not like in real time, but if I meet
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 15: a guy and he has been arrested, I think that's hot.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah really so trashy, white trash, And you wonder why
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: she's not? Is it anyway?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: Is it just the drama?
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 8: It's a bad boy exact. Isn't he a better bad
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 8: boy if he doesn't get caught?
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: Oh good, point that you're supposed to grow that when
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: you're like twenty five.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 15: You're supposed to I'm holding my youth.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: The cop to arresting him, he's on the phone with
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 2: his girlfriend, gives the girlfriend a shout out during the
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: arrest to me, I don't care.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 7: Come on to me, show me your hand, we'll get it.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 7: I love.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: I love, I love you. That's what's up.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 8: I love you?
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you want to secure the bail money
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: or or he loves her or he loves that is
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: going through his mind right now? Yeah sure, I don't know.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: How about that emotion of love? Oh yeah? The other
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: body camp footage, the Tony Romo, Oh so good. Oh yeah,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: old w I Oh right, yeah, operating while intoxicated. Yeah,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: that's what the official charge was. So this is his
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: drunk driving arrest. And he tells the cop he's on
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: his way to see his grandma and grandpa.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: Here we got a couple of clips of Tony Romo
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: and his encounter with the law for the DWI.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 15: Where are you coming from.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 7: The golf course? Grandpa?
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 15: Okay, how many drinks have you have? Are you willing
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 15: to take any clips?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 13: Sobriety said, okay, step out of the vehicle, step out
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 13: of the turn around for me.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, so what he did this is not
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: so bad at all.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 6: He did the exact right thing because at the second
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 6: they ask you to step out the vehicle for you
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 6: are going to jail.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: There's nothing you.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 6: Can about at that point the field. Sobriety, that isn't
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 6: a past fail thing. That's just to gather evidence on you.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 6: You're going to go to jail because are gonna find
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 6: a way to make you fail that and he and
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 6: he knows right then and there, Yes, I'm gonna spend
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 6: the night in jail.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: I'm gonnaet arrested, but I'm not I'm not gonna blow.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: Do you have any personal experience with this? I'm asking
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: this legit question, but I've talked to We used to
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: have a du I lawyer on our old show, so
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: that's what I.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 8: Very anyone ever passed?
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 15: Did he didn't? That just happen not too long ago?
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I think I remember something like that. Yeah,
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: because you said talked about we can just tap in
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: the vomba. I always forget we have a microphone over
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: there in the history that passed. How does he?
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 8: I don't think that's normal.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: You don't have Was this a d w R? Or
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: do you stop and they made you get out?
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 12: So they put me over thought I was tricking and driving.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 12: I had smoked, Sure they did.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have another theory. Look at his shirt. By
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: the way, he's wearing a Dare shirt. I wear this shirt.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 8: Just say no Tom not being high exactly.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 12: But put me over thought. I was driving, driving drunk.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 12: I swerved a little bit looking for my friend's house,
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 12: and I got out of the car, told him that
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 12: smoked about an hour earlier, and then I went through
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 12: all of that. They smelled the weed, so they cups
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 12: and smelled so I'm not a lion. Is the worst
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 12: thing you can do.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: For So that's his permanent smell. Yeah, he won't. He
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 2: won't smoke for a week, and he'll still from all
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: the marijuana.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 7: He is concerned.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think they let you go off of
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: vibes though, right, because you were a vibeing with them.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 12: That's probably it, you know, just too cool to go.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 8: To the walk the straight Line?
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I did the entire walk the straight Line,
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 12: count thirty with your eyes closed?
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 7: Got it?
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: Now, to be honest, do you think that you should
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: have been arrested?
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 12: No, no, no, no no no no no.
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  Speaker 2: Were you you know, honestly, were you impaired enough that.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 7: You know not?
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 12: I wasn't part at all. The reason I sw was
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 12: because looking from our friend's house and I was like,
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 12: you know, trying to find him, like look one way
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 12: and your arms like come naturally turned.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: That I mean just because you're really good at it,
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, I know, like I'm
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: a really good texter and driver, but I know I'm
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: not supposed to be doing that.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 12: Well, I'm pretty good driving when I'm high.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: Sorry, that's because for some reason, dude, it's always it's
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: always the weed people who will sit there and argue
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: with you that they're a better driver when they're high,
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: or that it doesn't matter.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 7: Like you know, drinking.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: They will argue that there is a difference between being
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: drunk and driving and being high. I think there is, definitely.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: I still want to do it. Look at the steps,
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: you know, if you feel different, you drive different. Sad
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: one more Tony Romo Clipper.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 15: And then when my partner brought the backpack that you
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 15: wanted and there were a few shooters in there that
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 15: I observed, drink you willing to submit to a PBT.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 2: What is that machine that you've b on?
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 7: We're not doing that, ultimle, don't ever do that.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, No I didn't.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 7: Because there's a plane taking off.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll get your parents.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 8: Mister Romo, did I pass turn around?
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 7: You're supposed to.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: Know personal breath?
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 7: Probably?
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 7: He he just said.
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  Speaker 6: What I was saying is that because I'm sure he's
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 6: been drilled into his head once. Once you're in that position,
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 6: it's you cannot win. Yeah, you can only provide them
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 6: more evidence. He's actually talking way more than he should.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, thank you. All right, Oh cool, just
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 2: take me in. I shut up. But I mean, but
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: at that point is in he already screwed. And I mean,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: you know what, what did he say.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 10: The context that you don't build more evidence against you,
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 10: You just shut up, get in the car, and then
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 10: call your lawyer. That's I think he did the right
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 10: because he said I'm you know, I'm gonna call my lawyer.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 10: That was the first thing, and the second he said, no,
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to do that.
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: So he declined.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 6: She said she found the shooters are airplane bottles in
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 6: his bag. He and he rightly said they're not drunk.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah there, they weren't open.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: I had a little bit of back talking on his end.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: I might have said it was cool and he wasn't
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: like being like He's like, wasn't But what does that mean.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: It's just like if I went to the store and
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: I bought a case of beer. It's not like there's
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 2: a bunch of go back and forth about it.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying that overall, he's
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 6: not a bad interaction. He's never not going to get
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 6: arrested during that whole interaction. So he's just like let's
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 6: just get this done with get my lawyers. I think
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 6: he comes up pretty damn good there.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever see the videos Menace of the
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: Guy or Jeff, I'm sure you've seen this. This guy
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: he works with kids like in the inner cities and
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: stuff and like some of the the poor, like minority
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: areas and how to deal And he's like a dude
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: who's like teaching these kids how you interact with a
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: police officer, how you interact in a certain situation.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 7: I'm not.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's really good. He's he's awesome because they'll
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: they'll do like a whole thing where they acted out
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 2: and they're they're teaching the kids these things about like
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 2: what you do and what you do not say, and
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: how to say it properly exactly. I've seen school. We're
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: gonna bring up the video he's doing the lord's work
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: he's doing. I think he's doing a really good job.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: He's he's funny too. That guy's funny of the little
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: person climbing up the light pole in Vegas when the
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: cops were trying to talk to him. No, I've not
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: seen that one. That's a good one. I mean, dude,
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: I built a pretty good algorithm. I have not seen
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: what I've not seen that right yet.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little dwarf who shim up a pole
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 5: in Vegas? Yeah, the wh.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: So uh, Jet Blue is trying to make first class
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: flying a little bit more affordable. So we're not We're
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 2: not saying cheap, they're saying more affordable. That just means
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: less expensive, still expensive on the pretty cheap sid Already,
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: those Mint packages could be quite affordable, I would agree,
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: comparing to others, Yes, but just in general, you know,
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, just flying in general is is still really expensive.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I've gotten really good.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 10: Last minute upgrades, like at the airport, like before the flight, like,
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 10: but never beforehand.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: They're announcing a new fair. It's called Blue first Base.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 2: You get in the first Base. The only confirmed lost
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: features so far is the ability to select your seat
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: in first class, so you still may end up in
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: one that you don't want. But I mean, now, who cares.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: Now on the flip side, the fair is cheaper than
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: normal first class, and I just expected to roll out
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: here shortly. Now I saw a whole thing about why
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: flying has become more expensive That has nothing to do
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 2: with the fuel, has nothing to do with the fuel
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: or anything else. The airlines have realized that one first
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: class seat one at regular fair brings in more revenue
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: than three rows of economy row US first class people
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: are paying for the rest of you US first class people,
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: which obviously I knew that they made more on the
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: first class seat than they did on the rest. But
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: like Man three, they said, on average, on average one
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: the revenue for one first class seat is more than
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: what they get the rows of economy. When you look
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: at the booking, like dude, there's no middle ground. It's
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: either cheap af or The other reason Yeah goes to
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 2: this point is that now all the airlines are reconfiguring
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: all their planes to have more of these premium seating options,
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: whether it's first class removed, yeah, or the expanded quote
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: premium economies you have more leg room. And then the
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 2: actual rows of economy economy there's like five of those.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: That's how all the planes are. So that's why the
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 2: overall the price is more because they're making more by
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 2: selling these premium these premium seats. All I would like
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: is a thank you for your service when you're walking
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: past me towards your back seat. Please, okay, here we go.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 2: The numbers don't lie, No, they don't lie, thank you.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 2: But that's that's why. So whereas there might have been
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: what three three or four rows of first class, two
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 2: per side, and then the rest, the rest was all
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: the economy seats, and they were all the same, those
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: days are done those days And was it the United
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: or somebody recently They they're waiting to get some kind
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: of sign off from some official agency, I forget which one,
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 2: and so in the meantime, in the meantime, they just
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: made the almost the entire plane first class seats. The
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: entire plane is first class seats.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: There's like a Singapore airline that's like that.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 8: I thought you were going to say that that crazy,
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 8: that crazy blueprint that you always see circulating a couple
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 8: of times a year where it's kind of stacked like
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 8: two stores, one on top and then one on the bottom.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 8: Of your lives are under the other seats straight out.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think the airlines are looking
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 2: to do stuff like that. I think it's the opposite.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: It's the opposite. So that's why it's you know, we
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: get like a Southwest, even Southwest now a lot of
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 2: their seating is now the extra leg room seating because
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: I'll charge more those I mean they charged more in general.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, god, it's so exciting. No, not a discun airline,
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 2: I would say, by any mean no, not anymore. People
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: always cry about leg room. But if you're average size
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 2: or six feet and morgan, no one's here taller than
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: six foot one in this room.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 15: I know you are fine.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 2: I have no problem with the leg room.
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 6: I have problem with touching some fat shoulder and and
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 6: belly fat and side fat mass fat. Well, I told
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 6: you I'm not if it's if it's over two hours,
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 6: it's first class only.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: That's the protein. That's a hack for all you. He's
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 2: a humble guy.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 5: Intel room book the suite, yeah, or look up that website.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 10: I was talking about seat maps dot com. Yes, and
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 10: they'll like show you the configuration of the plane and
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 10: then sometimes you can like, oh, this seat is actually
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 10: pretty cool because you would know that there wasn't a
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 10: person in front of you. Yeah, person in front of
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 10: you and things like that.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 2: There is the same same type of math being done
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: on hotels. Like they're not building any more Hampton ends.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: You know, they're just not. They're not building that level
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: of hotel anymore. Now they're building all stuff that is,
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: uh that brings in the higher dollar for that same
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: traveler who's paying for the premium seat on the airline.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: So it's all going that way. What they call it
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 2: a K graph. So it's like yeah, so it's yeah,
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 2: so like one is going super high, the other one
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 2: is going from affordable all the way down to the
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 2: other side. So it's becoming, you know, a rich person's game.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: Middle traveling in general time just in general, know what
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, But like where it's like there is no
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: middle ground. Nobody, nobody's fighting for, nobody's fighting for the economy.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 2: There's either motel six or four seasons. Yeah, pretty much
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 2: there's nothing in between.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 6: To me. The hotel, I don't know, you kind of
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 6: feel this way. What the hotel I do not care
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 6: about as much really at all. As long as it's clean,
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 6: conditioned and the.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: Shower has hot water.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times, man, we go
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: to like some place and uh, for whatever, it's my room,
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: my room, the shower doesn't get hot the.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 5: Shower, the rental cars, the rental car is not right,
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 5: I had this big stretch of my life where every
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 5: hotel room I got was the handicap room.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: So walking giant when you're checking in greg and they
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: think you need it, that's probably.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: I almost had a freaking heart attack with one of
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: those rooms. I didn't realize it was one of those
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: rooms and uh something whatever it was the the the
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 2: the sound went off. It's supposed to get the person's attention,
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: deaf person. Dude, that thing your pants damn near stop
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: my heart?
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: Holy crap? Yeah, freaking out. That's a good question.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 8: See be because you said you essentially you'd rather fly
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 8: first class than stay in a nice hotel.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: Like I say that the Marriot has a thing called
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: Moxie and they are tiny little traveler rooms.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 8: That's so interesting because I am the exact opposite. I
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 8: have flown all over the world in economy and when
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 8: I get there, I want a beautiful hotel room. And
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 8: now it doesn't have to be the best one, but
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 8: I'd like to walk in and be like, look at.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 2: This, I'm on vacation.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 15: See.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: I think that's a girl thing because you guys want
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: stuff to be cut. Yeah, but it's not.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 8: It's just like this is where I'm gonna be spending
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 8: every night, or this is where I'm gonna be lounging
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 8: around and the plane ride's over. I don't really care
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 8: about that anymore.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: I hate people, I think more.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 8: That's actually that I buy that.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: I body contact is yeah, yeah, yeah true eight seven
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've had goneree a few times, and I'd
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 5: say I haven't had gone Rietaity show.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: I said for Wednesday, everybody, we'll show podcast get if
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• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 5: We'll speaking of which, Shark Week is the safest week
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 5: to go to the beach because all the sharks are
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 5: busy being on TV.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: This is their busiest week, right. Plus you know, you know,
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 2: even if they're not like on the shows this year,
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 2: they're hosting all the watch parties and stuff. Yeah, so
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: hit the watch now, Yeah, going to signings, you know,
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: at all the events. So you're right, it's a good
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: good time for them.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: for giving the Wood Show some of your valuable time
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: here on Thursday. Have a great day, MD double N.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 7: I quit this bitch.