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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh, bless her, it is the DH will show your
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six addition if you are in Chicago. I'm
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  Speaker 1: on my way while I'm here, but I'm on my
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  Speaker 1: way to Schomberg, Illinois at the Chicago Improv. So I
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  Speaker 1: hope you come check me out this weekend. I am
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  Speaker 1: going to go to Lee Colonio for lunch tomorrow. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably walk up and down Rush, smoking a cigar
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  Speaker 1: and looking at the little various shops that's people watching
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  Speaker 1: a little bit that sounds very mold on down in Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe see how on the line is for to
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  Speaker 1: do what?
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  Speaker 2: See? How on the line is for the popcorn play?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there you go there, and then I will
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  Speaker 1: get side it is too long and make an appointment
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  Speaker 1: at the Kiosk next to K fifteen. Wow, there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: like Kiosks popcorn. Have you ever had it?
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  Speaker 2: Give me the freshest ten years?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah, let me give me the ten you
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  Speaker 2: just got it last week? One one would that?
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  Speaker 4: Don't have dust?
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite mix?
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  Speaker 5: Chicago mix? Not mine mine?
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  Speaker 1: I like the woman they did? But did you have
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  Speaker 1: to did you have to Carmel with theoween got a
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  Speaker 1: rock when I say it, Yes, do you have you
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  Speaker 1: have the caramel with the peacans. I don't like pecans,
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  Speaker 1: karmel with the almonds. And they have cheddar cheddar. They
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  Speaker 1: have jollopeno cheddar.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell I.
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  Speaker 5: Eat the popcorn too fast across.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get up put that in the diary.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people get rid upset with the things I say.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna let the invent on our segment called
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  Speaker 1: F You Deal, want you please welcome my F You
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  Speaker 1: Deal Huglely correspondent.
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  Speaker 6: This is James your Dr Hughey corresponding our first FU
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  Speaker 6: Deal hugely comment. It's from Facebook. Honey Pot ninety nine
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  Speaker 6: says d L. You malign your daughter for her saying
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  Speaker 6: a woman can have as many sexual partners as she
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  Speaker 6: pleases as long as she stays safe. You seem to
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  Speaker 6: have a problem with women exploring this sexual freedom, while
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  Speaker 6: expressing men could do whatever to whoever they want and
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  Speaker 6: be applauded for their sexual exploits.
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  Speaker 3: D L.
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  Speaker 5: If man can do it, so can women, you, d L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughlely.
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  Speaker 6: Our next Fu dal Hugly comic comes from the d L.
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  Speaker 6: Hughley show page, Who twenty two says d L. I
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  Speaker 6: hate you every day saying how you stick up for
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  Speaker 6: the little guy and you stand to be the voice
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  Speaker 6: of various social causes. But I wrote you a letter
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  Speaker 6: about my uncle t Bone. He's wrong, really in prison
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  Speaker 6: for robbery. I explained in the letter that just because
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  Speaker 6: there were three eyewitnesses, DNA evidence, and he was caught
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  Speaker 6: in possession of the stolen merchandise doesn't mean he did it.
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  Speaker 6: After reading my letter, you didn't even write back, much
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  Speaker 6: less help my uncle Ta Boone get out of jail.
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  Speaker 6: Q DL hughgly Today's last fudo comment is from our
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  Speaker 6: DL Hughughlely show page. Cosmopolitan twenty five says, Dio, why
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  Speaker 6: is it every time you open your mouth you say
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  Speaker 6: something nasty?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: The sexual innuendo with you?
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  Speaker 6: It's always sex this or sex that. You must not
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  Speaker 6: be getting any because you're always talking about you. But
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  Speaker 6: when I think about it, if I were your wife,
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Want to give you any either.
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  Speaker 2: Well is it for this week?
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  Speaker 3: This has been easy?
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  Speaker 6: James, Your few dls usually corresponding and until next week.
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  Speaker 1: By now the time of what you need to know
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  Speaker 1: with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 3: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
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  Speaker 3: President Ji Jenking. The ongoing war in Iran was at
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  Speaker 3: hor Moves. President claims that President g wants that critical
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  Speaker 3: In the world of higher education, the Yale School of
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sybil. That is going to do it for
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  Speaker 2: its lady and gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: A big shout out to the hero pilot who saved
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  Speaker 1: all those people in the Atlantic Ocean. Here here, here, here,
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  Speaker 1: and apparently they were on their way to a Dennist convention.
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  Speaker 1: They had to be to some people. I'm like, I'm like, goodness, graces.
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  Speaker 1: You know when they pulled on did you lose your
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  Speaker 1: teeth in an accident?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I lost my teeth at the ginger bites.
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  Speaker 2: I was screaming.
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  Speaker 1: I have friends like that, friends like that with the
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  Speaker 1: like no teeth right there, and they got to bite
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  Speaker 1: an apple from the side.
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  Speaker 2: You do, and you Yes, I have a friend.
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  Speaker 1: And every time I see him like he was, I
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  Speaker 1: was young, and I would be to stupid stuff, but
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  Speaker 1: he would. I'd give one hundred dollars to bite an apple. No,
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  Speaker 1: there would be these two drag marks. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: his name, his name is Victor. I ain't gonna say
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  Speaker 1: his last name. Man, that was hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he may have found some teeth on him.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, if he didn't, I don't know how he can't.
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  Speaker 1: He can't eat nothing but soup or apple sauce. That's
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  Speaker 1: what the guy apple.
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  Speaker 2: Saying. What would you learn today?
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  Speaker 5: So was doubling down on his uh dissing.
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  Speaker 7: I guess Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, in which uh Lupita
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  Speaker 7: youngo Yeah, play yeah, we'll play helling up Troy and
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  Speaker 7: her sister.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what your move.
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  Speaker 7: But you got enough money you can make your own movie, right, Yes,
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  Speaker 7: Helen Troy can do whoever you want, whomever you like
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  Speaker 7: her to be.
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  Speaker 2: Watch you it was.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever is gonna be is gonna be better than stupid
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  Speaker 1: ass Millennia movie. I know that. Don't ask Milania movie.
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  Speaker 1: People don't want to see her for real, damn a movie.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, and you can't understand her, so yes, all,
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  Speaker 1: but I to talk even from blue Winklers like man,
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  Speaker 1: get a coach, Jesus Christy Skip, I mean Judy's hands
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  Speaker 1: is the King?
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  Speaker 2: What'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, one I learned I just started watching Game of
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  Speaker 4: Throw so I never even knew what the reference of
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  Speaker 4: handy King was. So now I know, you know, even
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  Speaker 4: from the origin of the hand of the King. So
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  Speaker 4: which is I really feel loner?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Should? You should?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Where do you see the rest of that stuff? Oh? Man?
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  Speaker 2: You now, Paul? No, I can't wait. We got to
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  Speaker 2: catch you up. Oh boy? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up on the next deal, Hugly shows the military
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  Speaker 1: man Jamal Kingsley. He will be returning to exposed racism
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  Speaker 1: hitting our everyday lives, plus another special case show Bus Records, Banker,
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  Speaker 1: have a.
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  Speaker 2: Great safe weekend. It's a deal Eucly, It's Leon Spinks
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  Speaker 5: Good one, good one,