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Final Hope E9: Riddles Three at the Minauros Casino · The Multiverse Collective

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I'll be all ready to have fun and bully Max.
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Yeah. Are we ever not?
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As much as I thought the Whisper Wind was going to kill us,
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surprisingly didn't. But we found the treasure in a
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place called Rust Gulch I guess. Well, it was weird.
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It was an old revolver. Like really old and older than
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what Spencer and Murph think I am.
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I'm talking like hundreds of years old.
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In any case, I wonder what some deuce is going to do with it.
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And well, we also found a cave that we were told that had our
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greatest desires inside. I can only imagine what Spencer
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found. But if it's anything like what I
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found, she must have also just wanted a thermosa suit.
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I think it's better not to ask, ever.
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Anyway, on to a casino in a place called Monaros.
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I don't know how the kids are going to get in, but I'm sure
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Zordon will figure something out.
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Maybe I'll finally get a chance to relax and play a hand or to a
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blackjack. OK, so quick recap.
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We are fucking underprepared heroes who've just left the
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Planet fracks on their way to the Monaro Casino.
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They just recently had some things revealed to them in The
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Cave of Questionable circumstances.
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Moral questionable. Objects that I force us into
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that. And now, after being told
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everything by Bobbitt about the Monaros Casino, they have
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started making their way on the PERD.
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Is there anything you do while you travel into the casino?
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Except for you, Max, I don't really want to know what you do
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with your chicken soup. No I was going to say Max is
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absolutely like Spencer. Spencer got her time to force
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Max and Murphy into doing like 4 minute wall sits.
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Max is having them sit down and learn how to use Microsoft.
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So God, you just see, you just see there's like, there's like
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computers and Max is just like standing at the bridge, Spencer
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and Murphy like over computer and be like, look, now this,
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this is how to do a pivot table. All right.
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This is very important for financial reasons.
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You're going to hate it. Everybody hates it, but when you
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are, when you are in the real world, you're going to, you're
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going to have this and people are going to be, it's been, it's
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been 1500 years since this technology evolved and nobody
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has figured out how to use it. So you're going to get into the
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the real world and you're going to know how to use this and
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you're going to thank me. OK, Murphy and Spencer roll 2D6
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plus mundane, but Spencer, you roll yours at a disadvantage
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because your brains got the muscle you train. 7.
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That would be a three. Oh yeah.
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OK, so Murphy, you're just about grasping at straws on how to do
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this Excel spreadsheet. Spencer, you clocked out as soon
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as you sat down in front of this computer.
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Yeah, I mean, half the reason Spencer came along for this trip
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is because she had no intention of finishing high school, and
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this seemed like a better option.
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You're just looking at Finstagram Regina's Reels.
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Oh, I get service here in space. Oh fuck yeah yeah, I I have been
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looking at my phone in my lap this entire time.
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There's. I think Max absolutely knows
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knows that that's going on and he just doesn't say anything.
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Yeah, and it's not Regina's Instagram, it's the pictures
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that she took of the calendar. And she's just revealing 1 what
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did what did she do with that calendar?
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Did she bring it back onto the purd with her?
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Or is it? Yeah, no, she brought it back
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onto the Purd. It's under her mattress.
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She doesn't want to think about it, but she's like, deeply
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fascinated. It's.
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Fair enough. Yeah, I'd just like to to like
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the viewer know that I'm sorry for for that.
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For that. You can thank my friend Pete
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about that calendar. If Pete, if you're listening,
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cheers for the fucking horrifying image of Tina the Sex
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goblin. Pete spelled P/E AT.
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Oh no, this one's spelled correctly.
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Not that kind of Pete, but. How many teats did we determine
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that Tina had? Was it 6 or was it 8?
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It was, I think we said range. Was it between 3:00 and 10:00?
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Yeah, we didn't actually determine.
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It was to start. With I'm pretty sure it was
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definitely 33 and 7. OK, well, whatever it is, it's
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horrifying. Sorry, Jenny.
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Oh good. Yeah, awful, awful stuff.
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Yeah. So as you're flying through deep
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space loading fucking Microsoft Excel, which is probably the
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most boring thing you could do in the middle of space, out of
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nowhere, you start hearing like the bassiest fucking casino
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music, like in a vacuum, in the vacuum of space.
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You don't know how it works. You're not going to question it,
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but it honestly, it's like German disco sets, like, you
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know, full on Club 5. And you look out the window on
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the bridge and it's just this fucking meteor with like a big
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gate in front of it. And there's just like this big
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fancy ass casino in the middle is fucking it looks like one
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floor, you know, just like a a spread, but it's like fucking
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got. I can't remember what the
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fucking fancy stone pillow stone columns are called in Greek
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mythology and shit, but they got those, you know, it's all white
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fucking quartz stone. It's it's very fancy.
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And as you pull the perd through this gate, Max, Spencer and
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Murphy roll 2D6 flat for me. 87. 8.
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OK, You all look to the sides as you walk, going through, flying
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through this gate, and you see the tiniest glimmer of gold.
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But then it seems like space distorts and you move forward
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really fast. Yeah.
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And you, you know, you park up, you get an alien valet who parks
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the paired up for you. You walk straight in.
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As soon as you walk in, it's like the TARDIS is so much
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bigger on the inside you as you walk in, you walk through these
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doors and you know, it's like golden light fills the whole
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area. And you see a man on the balcony
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with a grey man on the balcony with forearms, jump off this
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balcony and just straight straight to the bottom, you
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know, And these people here like playing all these different card
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games and dice game. Max is desperately looking
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around for like, a pit boss or somebody.
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Yeah, and then we see Roxanne approach the party.
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Ginny, can you explain what Roxanne looks like please?
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Yeah, so she is, you know, her favorite colour is purple.
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She's dressed up in a very tight body suit.
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She's got a real big titties. She looks like she's ready to
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fight and she arrives in like this cloud of grey, purple smoke
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and she says, I, I see you just saw that guy jump off the
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balcony. That happens all the time.
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Don't even worry about it. Max, I'm scared.
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I don't think I should be too. Yeah, Spencer's also like,
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totally dumbstruck. She is an idiot and you got
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titties. So she just like, like
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completely rendered incapable of speech and just like shoves Max
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to the front of the group to speak on behalf of behalf of all
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of us. Max trips over himself and
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catches himself and he's like, hi Max that name good.
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Job Max. Good job.
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You got this, buddy. Fucking idiot man.
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Come on, get it together. Spencer, positive encouragement.
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Sorry. Shit, fuck.
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We we power power heroes. Rangers heroes brah Max.
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'S kind of fucking things up. It's not going great, Max, not
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going to lie. Max turns around and through
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like bared teeth. He's just like I do my breast.
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Your best is not very good. You're the adult man.
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It's OK, It's OK guys. I speak English.
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So for anyone here who actually speaks English and not me, Max,
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please come to the front and I'd be happy to show you guys around
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the casino and maybe we could play some games.
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Hey, yeah, what's up? I'm Spencer.
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This is this is Murph, and we're sorry about him.
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He's it's just this old dude that tagged along with us, but
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we're not like him at all, all right?
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Yeah, we're we're children. That that's all right.
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He's an interesting critter. It's nice to meet you all, and
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it's nice to meet someone who speaks in complete sentences.
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Thanks. Really weird.
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It's Spencer, right? Yeah, yeah, it feels kind of out
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of character for me, but I don't, I don't know, you know,
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you just, you watch someone flop so bad and then what's the worst
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that I could do, right? Like so, So yeah, what's the
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what's the deal here games? Yeah, we've got lots of
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different games. We've got crabs, space
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blackjack. Space.
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Blackjack. What's what's the difference
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between space blackjack and regular blackjack?
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Oh, you got to get to 22. It's a real pain in the ass.
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Well, one of them is in, one of them is in space.
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And Mac finally learns how to fucking speak.
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And that's the question that he asks.
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Jesus Christ. Oh.
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Fuck. So this is our casino and
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basically like the, the people here take this stuff real
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seriously. That's why you, that's why you
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saw like I jump off of the balcony because he just lost
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$500,000 and the deed to his house and his wife's gonna kill.
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Him Oh wow, I was really trying to not think about watching
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someone commit suicide. You know it's a.
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Really responsible place. Yeah, yeah, Murph, maybe you
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should close your eyes. I.
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Shouldn't be here? I'm only 16, does that matter?
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Nobody Id'd me on the way in. Well, this is the space casino,
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so the age that you have to be to come in is like 10.
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Incredibly arbitrary, which is not worth it.
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Glad to know, glad to know. Once you, once you get, once you
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get into the double digits, you can, you can gamble the house,
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the car, awesome, great. Max turns to both of them and
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just like, look, I'm going to be very clear.
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You get a $200 limit. That is it. $200.
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I don't even have any fucking money.
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Yeah, you're giving us the money.
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Zordon doesn't pay us. Max gives each of them 100
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bucks. Wait, I thought you said $200?
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You just went over the spreadsheets.
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This doesn't add up. Yeah.
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Give me is there a? Is is there a space ATM
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somewhere? Yeah, but you have to solve my
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riddles 3 to access. It Oh, that seems like a real
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way to block people from getting the money to spend at your
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casino, but I kind of dig it, Max.
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All right, Riddle me up. I need to make sure my children
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here have money to gamble away. What has keys but can't open
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locks? Well.
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Where's the fucking balcony? Spencer just points.
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Does anyone want to have an idea who can solve by riddles 3?
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I'll let you know above table. All three of them are dumb as
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fuck. I I set up free riddles in the
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last episode and it took 20 minutes to figure out the first
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clue. I'll let you know above table.
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She does this to me on a regular basis.
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That is a vibe. Oh, you know what I think?
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I think Max turns around and he's just like, wait, I know
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this one. A Turkey.
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Yeah, no, that's that's not correct.
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Unfortunately you cannot use the ATM.
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Fuck, I'm so sorry. You just you have some guy in
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the background just like. A fucking Turkey.
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Max stares at the balcony for much longer than he's.
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Roll 2D6 for me. Just straight, yeah.
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Roll for will to. Live 5.
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There is none. Right.
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With that you look over the balcony and you can see the
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floor below and you see it looks like, excuse me, a completely
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different realm of reality. Have you ever seen that music
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video of Take On Me by Aha. And like he walks behind that
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picture and it's just like all the shadely sketched people.
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That's the whole floor on the floor below.
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So it's a take on me situation I see.
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Max. Murphy.
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Did I take another pill that I didn't see before?
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No I, I, no I I still got the. Wait, we have more of those?
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I'm saving it for. For what, Max?
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What are you saving the drug pills for?
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Well, this, this, this might be depending on how this goes, this
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might be the, this might be the day.
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Who knows? Oh.
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Fuck, as you're having this conversation, you hear like an
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uproar from like the bottom of the casino.
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Anybody got to look look down? Do I dare?
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Can I see past the weird sketch? Aha place.
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Yeah, in the middle is just like one big chamber.
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Oh, OK. So you can look further down
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past, yeah. So if you look down, you see
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that. You see like a mini crater of
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where that grey man landed. And then you just see him stand
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up like flex all four of his arms.
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And upon looking around, you see this weird bull wearing a
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tuxedo, holding an Abacus, talking to four people.
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One of them is a big muscular guy with blue spiky hair.
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Oh. My God.
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One's an old, older gentleman with a staff.
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Hey Murphy, how do you think that bull dude got the buttons
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on his tuxedo Dome? You know I.
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Don't want to think about it. Can we, where does this?
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Can we can we all sidebar here? There is a there is a bull
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wearing a tuxedo, holding an Abacus talking talking to four
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people that look like they are straight out of like AI don't
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know a Viking movie. Yeah, whoever thought of that
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very disturbed and troubled individual.
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No kidding. Jesus.
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Hey, that bull is my friend. His name is Bill and he's a
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regular. He spends a lot of money at this
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casino, so you better watch your fucking mouth.
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Sorry. I am Max gets on his knees.
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Max. He wasn't already.
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I I prostate myself before thee. Jesus Christ, he doesn't have
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any dignity, does he, Murph? Spencer, he just holds.
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Not an ounce. Not an ounce.
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He's. Hot but I like and I know he's
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never gotten laid before but this is this feels like a walk.
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Spencer that does a work in progress back home.
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How's it working out for you, Max?
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Yeah, fucking get a Murph. OK, so space blackjack, huh?
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Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ.
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I can't breathe as it is. Jesus.
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OK, yeah. As you're walking, walking
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around this floor, you see craps, space, blackjack space,
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slot machines. You see, oh shit, I should get
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my notes up. That should.
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That would be a fucking. Do your notes happen to have the
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answer to to Roxanne's Riddles 3?
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Yeah, my God. It was a piano.
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Oh my God, we're so fucking stupid.
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We never figure it out. We, I mean, we immediately gave
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up after Turkey didn't work. I didn't even think about
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another answer. I was like, well that was it.
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That was our one shot. Oh God.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, that's easy.
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It's a piano. And I was like, come on, Max.
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You you overestimate our intelligence.
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Yeah. Consistently.
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We're not smart, Niall. OK, so you walk past tables
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playing Cosmic Dice, the Game of Worlds, Tempo Roulette, and the
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Soul game. Is any of these tickling your
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fancies? I guess I'll I got nothing to
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lose anymore. I'll throw it.
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I'll throw everything out in red.
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Show me temporal roulette. You have more money.
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Oh shit, yeah. What the fuck?
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You only give us $100 each. OK Max, this is a straight roll
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off 1B61D6. All right, here we go.
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OK, I got 4. You got to beat it.
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I got 1. Oh shit.
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OK so OK so you've lost all your money and you have now your
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aging rate is now 1.5 times the regular humans aging rate.
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Dear God. That that's.
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Where'd it go, Max? Really One out there, buddy?
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Yeah, that was a good attempt and I honestly think that's the
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best that you could have done. The the last $20 that I had
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gone. That's just because you couldn't
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access the ATM to be fair. Yeah, you could have had more
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money, but you're an idiot. Who said Turkey?
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Max looks at the balcony one more time.
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Kyle, will you roll 2D6 for me please?
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Oh God, I don't like it when you make me roll out of nowhere 7.
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OK, you, as Max is playing this game of temporal roulette, you
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catch a glimpse of like the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
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in your life. Like captivatingly stunning.
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Like you don't get like a long enough look to like make out the
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fucking details of who she is, but like, you see her and she's
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got this sort of glow about her and it's just like you're
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instantly like infatuated with the thought of this woman.
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Look at that. What?
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I'm sorry, what was that? My hearing is.
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Did you give? Him a pill?
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No, I still got it. This one's for me.
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I don't know, I thought I saw somebody you might be interested
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in. Are you all right, bud?
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I don't. Know I I question a lot of
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things these days. I don't ever know what's real or
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not anymore. Oh fuck.
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Hear voices. I see things.
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Yeah, we still haven't unpacked the hearing voices and seeing
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things stuff, have we? I had more answers I, I, I'd
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tell you, but I don't. It's all right, little buddy
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Max, A little help here, please. An adult, perhaps?
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Murph, when we when we get back to ship.
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More of an adult than he's was earlier so.
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When we when we when we get back to the ship, I will I'll see if
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Zordan has a has a line to a therapist maybe.
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Maybe he can recommend looking deep.
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And you should, Yeah. I don't want to talk about it.
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Have you been using that retinol like we talked about or are you
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still just like raw dog in the skin care routine?
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Yeah, don't answer that. That's all right.
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Sure. The feeling, the silence, was
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the answer. Yeah.
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Anyways, I want to try out this this space blackjack.
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Space Blackjack OK, let me let me quickly figure out how we're
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going to play space blackjack with dice.
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OK. Have you got AD 20 with you?
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No, I can I. Have one.
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Do you want me to roll for him with my dog shit look?
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Google. Google's got me if nobody's got
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me. OK.
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You pitched correctly. I rolled A3.
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OK, I want you to roll 2D20 please.
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A 16 or an 11 total 27. You bust the three facts.
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No, let me think that again, because that's a bit scuffed.
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Maybe D12D12 will probably make more sense.
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Jokers are wild. Yeah, D12 roll to D12, right?
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Hit, hit or skip hit rolling over D12. 13.
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Again, hit or skip. Let's go one more.
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One of AD 12. 25. Bust.
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Roll to 12:00 on that one. You were so close you're only
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free out space black jackets to 2222. 22 go to 22.
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Fuck. You'll get them next time,
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Murph. How much money did you put down?
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I don't know, 20 bucks at least. I'm not going to go there.
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I have my soul. Fair, fair.
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Does anything else? Spencer, do you want to play a
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game? No, no, I mean, I already, I've
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already won. I have $100 that I didn't have
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to do anything for. And these two clowns both lost
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money. I don't want my odds here.
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Theft. At least one of those has one of
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one of the characters has some sort of self preservation going
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on. It's literally just because this
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is the most amount of money she's ever held in her hands at
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at once and she doesn't want to lose this feeling.
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Fair, very fair. No, you're going to keep walking
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around. Try and like speak to people or.
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Max at ask ask the booba lady about about the.
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Booba Lady Murphy. Booba Lady.
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Murphy fuck, come on, we've talked about this shit.
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Right. OK.
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Well, Roxanne, thank you for allowing me to lose money and my
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age and quite possibly my will to live.
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But. You are so welcome, I'm happy to
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help. Why?
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Don't you just fucking kneel again, Jesus Christ, Max.
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Can you, can you tell us anything about the Caribtis?
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What do you want to know? I mean, preferably if it has
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like a like a major weakness or anything that, you know,
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hypothetically a team of Rangers could exploit.
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Is it vulnerable to arrows? A team of mentally incompetent
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Rangers could exploit. I think that's the caveat here.
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We're looking for it can't be there it.
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Requires. US, yeah.
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You've met us, so the. B team.
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B. Your rank is high.
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Yeah, well, you know, a little optimism never killed anyone.
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Yeah, a a team of three idiots. Well, who's the Charybdis to
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you? Boy, that's a whole story.
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Oh. Boy.
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It depends on who you ask in this team.
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I tell you what, Spencer's got a different answer than everybody
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else. So.
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Look man, I wasn't paying attention when he explained it.
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I, you know what? I'm not going to do this right
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here. Not in front of her.
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I. Don't know man, you didn't
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answer my question. Who?
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Who's the curb This to you? Come on, Max.
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All right, well, all, all we know at the moment is it is that
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it is a the shadowed maw of oblivion, right?
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And it's a, it's like a galactic level threat.
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So we were really not given a lot and that is admittedly not
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on us. So we we really like, we don't
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know too much. We're just kind of like trying
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to figure out where to start, you know what I mean?
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Yeah. Well, what I will say is just,
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you know, be careful. Don't get better at riddles.
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Fuck, all right, I'm about to throw myself off this balcony
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too. That's that's what I'll say.
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You want to defeat the Caribbeans?
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Get better at riddles. God.
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All right, well, Zordan's going to need to find a new team of
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Rangers then, I think. This is bad, guys.
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This is really bad. I mean, those last riddles, they
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were like meant for kindergarteners and we fucked
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it. We, we really, we, I mean what I
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think, I think we got a once once we leave here, I think, I
28:01
think we really got to take some time, you know what I mean?
28:04
You know what though? We, we did it.
28:06
It took us a while, but we got there in the end.
28:08
We might have made a few mistakes along the way, but
28:10
we're not going to talk about those.
28:11
We did, we did. We got there.
28:13
Yeah, I mean, we did. I guess we did technically come
28:16
away with with more than what we what we went in with.
28:19
I mean, Max got that thermos of soup he won't share.
28:25
That's my mom's soup. It's like the one thing I have
28:29
from back home. It's gonna go bad, man.
28:33
You can't just like, keep a thermos of soup.
28:37
I I can free we've frozen that soup for like 6 months.
28:41
You put it in the freezer. Yeah, we have a microwave.
28:45
We can heat it back up. What do you think do?
28:51
You live in the 1800s. I don't know man.
28:53
I don't really pay a lot of attention to how technology
28:56
works on the ship. I'm not going to lie, I spend
28:58
most of my time in the gym. There's like a big like in the
29:02
galley. There's a big thing that says
29:03
this is a microwave. My protein pancakes are on the
29:07
stove. I'm not like you.
29:09
I actually cook God and I never see you microwave that thermos
29:13
because. I'm saving it for a special
29:17
moment I. Think you were just trying to
29:24
kill Nile. Oh.
29:33
Fuck. As both you and Spencer having
29:42
this conversation, can you both please roll to D6 flat please?
29:47
That's a four. That's a 5.
29:50
OK, so, oh, forgive me a second, Jesus Christ.
30:04
OK, so as you're both having this conversation, Max, you can
30:08
swear that you just seen Sarah and Murphy, not Murphy and
30:12
Spencer. You can swear you've just seen
30:15
Regina walking through the casino.
30:18
Spencer immediately tries to follow.
30:20
She like just drops the soup thing instantly and starts
30:26
wandering away. Spencer, where are you going?
30:32
I got business important non super related business.
30:39
I think it's super related. All right, I'll go with her.
30:42
I'll, I'll, Murphy will follow, OK.
30:44
Yeah, Max, you can hang out with what you call her Murph Booba.
30:49
Booba Lady. Yeah.
30:52
OK, so fuck, OK, as you are walking behind up to whichever
31:00
fucking way you want it to be, this lady obviously for you
31:05
Spencer, this is Regina throwing through like no one could ever
31:10
tell you otherwise. You can't be convinced
31:12
otherwise. This is Regina.
31:14
But Murphy, you see that same woman again, That woman who you
31:19
caught a glimpse of, the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
31:22
in your life. Is it the same woman that's
31:25
Spencer's following? Yes.
31:28
Does this also happen to be Sarah?
31:30
This also does happen to be Sarah.
31:34
Why? Why are you guys following my Co
31:37
worker? What's what what?
31:39
What's the deal here? What are you talking about?
31:42
Who? Who are you talking about?
31:45
Do do you? Not I.
31:48
I'm just following Spencer so we don't get, you know, separated.
31:51
Spencer, how do you know Sarah? It's not Who's Sarah?
31:55
This is Regina I'm there were at least she looks exactly like
31:59
Regina. I I just I have some questions.
32:01
There's a hot girl. I what?
32:04
What do you want me to do? And spit just like actively
32:08
still trying to follow. Hey Roxanne, is it is it normal
32:11
to to have people see the same person but also different
32:16
people? Yeah.
32:18
I mean, sometimes that's that's normal.
32:21
Yeah, you all see this individual turn around.
32:27
This lady, Regina, Sarah turns around to greet you all.
32:34
Speak to you all, but it's going to get a bit weird.
32:38
OK, so Spencer, you hit. Oh, my God.
32:41
Spencer. Hello.
32:46
Max you here. Oh my God, I forgot Jenny's
32:52
never heard that voice before. That is, that is a work about.
32:57
You missed Bobbitt last time. Bobbitt was a great voice.
33:01
It kind of sounds like a Lola from Big Mouth.
33:05
Oh my God. Max, you hear Sarah and I cannot
33:13
remember how I did Sarah's voice it.
33:16
Was Regina but hot? Yeah, but Regina's already hot
33:20
and you cannot tell me otherwise, she says.
33:24
Hi Max, I'm not seeing you in the office recently and then
33:29
Murphy, you see this this woman. I imagine that this is everyone
33:34
can imagine the most beautiful woman they've ever seen in her
33:36
life times it by 10 right? But at 16 my heart was set on
33:41
fucking people who look like Jade from victorious a bit of
33:45
she going. I respect it.
33:47
I respect it and maybe. A bit of the heck girls, you
33:53
know, all those all those bad influences on the reason why I
33:57
love goth women now that's that's the woman that I imagine
34:01
when I think, But you know, for each each their own.
34:03
It's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.
34:06
But she says to you, Murphy, I'm so glad to finally meet you.
34:12
It's me, Mavia. You would you would you would
34:22
remember from the note you got a note in The Cave of
34:25
questionable. I left you that note.
34:29
How? Also who?
34:31
What I don't he he looks at the other two.
34:34
He's like, what? What's going on?
34:37
Max is immediately like SOS. He's like, wait a second.
34:41
Oh. I told you where I was going.
34:44
What do you mean you haven't seen me in the office lately?
34:49
By the way, none of you can hear the conversation you have the
34:52
other people are having. You are locked in.
34:55
If you want to try and focus on what the other people are
34:58
saying, I need you to roll plus superior at disadvantage.
35:03
Spencer is just trying to figure out how Regina got here to outer
35:06
space. I'm going to try and make that
35:09
role because I want to talk to Max.
35:11
OK, well, so you use you're speaking to.
35:16
An 8. Yeah, you can't break out with,
35:18
with a, you can try. You can, you feel like there's
35:21
something there, but you're not 100% sure.
35:24
Max, you're speaking to Sarah and she's like, well, you know,
35:28
it's been, it's been hard. Dave's been like really
35:32
aggressively trying to speak to me since you've left and it
35:35
feels like it's been a long time.
35:37
Oh God, don't get me started with Dave.
35:42
And then Spencer, you here? Oh my God, I thought I got here
35:47
because I got told by the big floaty head guy that you would
35:50
be here and I thought what better way to surprise Spencer
35:56
than to just show up? Regina, that's so nice.
36:00
I, I'm so excited. Have you let me introduce you to
36:03
the guys? The the guys that I'm that I'm
36:06
here with, they're kind of weird.
36:07
So like, you know, it's not like I'm like trying to be friends
36:10
with them. You know, I like, you know, you
36:13
and I are like, yeah, we're cool, whatever.
36:16
Yeah, yeah, This is can I, can I roll to try and break out to
36:21
introduce her to? Yeah, 100%.
36:23
OK, cool. Plus superior, right?
36:26
Yeah, disadvantage. Disadvantage of a bitch.
36:29
OK fuck, that is still a nine. OK, you look around and you
36:37
cannot see Max and Murphy, but. That is so weird.
36:42
They were like just here. You, you get this really uneasy
36:46
feeling that someone's stopping you from being able to see them.
36:49
You're not 100% certain but like you have this really uneasy
36:54
feeling. Can I see booba woman?
36:57
Roxanne? You can.
36:57
See Booba Woman. Hey, did you see where Max and
37:01
Murph went? Yeah, about that.
37:05
I need to talk to you for a second.
37:10
I don't. I don't think you should trust.
37:13
I don't think you should trust Regina and I don't think these
37:16
guys should trust these other women either.
37:19
Well, hi. What?
37:22
What's wrong with Regina? You know, I just, I think all of
37:27
these women are not a separate beings.
37:31
I think they're the same person and I don't think that they have
37:34
the best interests at heart. Oh my God, Spencer, Can you
37:37
believe what she's saying about me?
37:39
Yeah, it seems kind of weird, but also it's kind of weird that
37:43
you're here in a casino, in space.
37:47
I mean, you don't. Have you're here in a casino in
37:50
space. Yeah, but I got like a spaceship
37:52
or whatever. And you're in high school?
37:55
You're in high school. I'm not in high school anymore.
37:59
I'm on, I'm on a spaceship. I, I mean, I guess, I guess Max
38:04
tried to like teach us Excel or whatever, but that's like the
38:07
only educational thing we've done in like months, weeks.
38:11
How long have we been in space? I don't know.
38:13
This is all so confusing. Been like a week, a week It was
38:18
treated it was treated it. Feels like a lifetime.
38:23
You should try being trapped in a spaceship with those two.
38:26
It's exhausting. Can I Can I attempt to also
38:31
break out of this? Of course you can.
38:34
All right, so you said roll at disadvantage.
38:37
Yeah, 2D6 plus superior at disadvantage.
38:40
That's a 7. Yeah, you.
38:42
You that doesn't do it. Doesn't do it.
38:45
By the way, Murphy, I need you to roll 2 flat 2D6. 8.
38:51
OK, Oh shit, oh shit. Did you just punch yourself in
38:58
the Dick? No, that's my thing.
39:03
I just need my new PC because it's the fucking size of a man
39:07
of toenail, right? I'm going to.
39:12
We're going to introduce something.
39:13
Have you got a piece of paper around you?
39:16
Fuck no, I have. You got a note you can pull up?
39:20
OK. I always have paper with me when
39:22
when we do these things because we talk the most bullshit that I
39:24
have to decipher what we've done.
39:26
On my computer. OK, I want you to put one out of
39:30
three. Definitely not ominous at all.
39:35
No, not a fan of that. OK.
39:39
So we're going to shoot back to Regina, Roxanne and Spencer.
39:45
As you are warning Spencer, Roxanne, you get this awful
39:51
feeling of like like immense pressure, sort of like a
39:55
foreboding feeling like every time you're like, don't trust
40:00
her, you feel like someone's aiming something at you.
40:04
So like dagger, someone's like shooting daggers at you.
40:08
OK, yeah. So I just, I don't think that
40:11
you should trust her. And I, I know that you probably
40:16
are thinking, oh, what happened to Murphy and Max?
40:20
Well, they're like right here. They're literally, I could
40:22
literally see them, but you can't because you're being
40:26
controlled right now. And oh God, sorry.
40:30
Every time I, every time I tell you that I feel like I'm going
40:34
to puke. So just give me a second.
40:36
Yeah, that's, that's OK. The Spencer like tries to like
40:44
find like a tissue or something to offer Roxanne.
40:48
I'll be alright. I'll be.
40:50
Alright, Oh my God. I gotta, I gotta do a girl shut
40:53
up anyway. So.
40:57
But the more I talk about it, the worse I feel.
41:00
So if I throw up, I'm I'm so sorry.
41:04
I had, I had I had space lasagna for lunch so it probably will
41:08
not be very pretty. But anyway, I can literally see
41:12
Murphy and Max right here where we were standing before all of
41:15
this happened. I seriously would not trust this
41:19
person because she is not your friend.
41:23
Spencer roll 2D6 at advantage. That is A9.
41:30
OK, you don't have to mark one out of three.
41:32
You could. You are not good.
41:36
Oh God, that's even worse for me.
41:37
That's. Yeah, so we're going to shoot
41:42
back to Max and Sarah and she's like, and she's just like, yeah,
41:46
you know, it keeps coming over and keeps making out like it's
41:50
this big shot and you know it. It's just awful.
41:55
I feel like since since you left last week it's just been just
41:58
been awful. Well, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm
42:03
sorry to, I'm sorry to hear that.
42:05
I if I could, I mean, if I could come back and just, you know,
42:13
put that guy in his place, I, you know, I would.
42:16
Then why don't you roll 2D6 please?
42:20
That's a 7. Mark one out of three.
42:29
I can't I, I have AI have a job to do Sarah.
42:33
I, I, I was, I was called upon to, to do this.
42:39
I, I can't, I mean, look, Murphy and and Spencer, they, they need
42:46
me. You know, I, I can't just go
42:49
back on them now. They'll they'll be fine.
42:53
They. You know you you say that, but.
43:02
We. We.
43:03
They need an adult. We could.
43:04
They could they go to the. The homeless shelter again, we
43:07
could go and have dinner with your parents again and your
43:10
family. And, you know, that was a
43:13
really, really sweet time we had when we went on that date last
43:16
week. You know, I want, I don't want
43:18
us to have this gap between seeing each other and for the
43:23
spark to disappear. I I promise you that it won't.
43:29
How can you be sure? Because because Sarah don't do
43:38
this to me. Roll another 2D6.
43:44
Since I managed to get a success, can I see what's
43:47
happening now? No, but.
43:51
That's an 8. OK, Mark 2 out of 3.
43:55
Yep, Yep. Murphy, you're speaking to this
44:00
woman. I've I've seen your exploits,
44:04
you know, on the on Zolon and on fracks and you know, I think
44:08
you're really cool. You know, the way that your your
44:11
suits like the Crimson bows. I'm not going to lie to you.
44:13
It's pretty hot. You know, I'm seeing you, you
44:18
know, at the Bowen out and you're Zord.
44:20
You know, it's fucking amazing. This massive strix, like holy
44:26
shit, that's like the coolest shit going.
44:30
How? How do you know all?
44:32
How do you know all this stuff about us?
44:36
I watched the news. But we haven't been on the news,
44:40
not since we went on the space. You know there's news in space,
44:45
you know that, right? No, I didn't know that.
44:54
Yeah, you guys have plastered all over the new Rangers.
44:58
They call you our final hope. Oh no, she said.
45:01
The name of the campaign that means it's important.
45:08
Shit, I got to lock in now, all right?
45:14
Yeah, roll another 2D6, but at disadvantage this time.
45:18
Oh God. 62 out of three, my friend. 2 out of 3.
45:26
Things are not going well. I hate everything about this.
45:29
Can I can I try and break out one more time?
45:32
Specifically I'm I'm looking for Spencer for advice.
45:37
Yeah, you're still at disadvantage though.
45:40
Yeah, even with disadvantage I got a 10.
45:45
Right. You break out of this fucking
45:49
sequential space of being in the middle of fucking infatuation
45:55
mode for Sarah, and you can see Regina and you can see this
46:00
woman who looks like Sarah and Regina and you can see Spencer.
46:04
You can't see Murphy. What?
46:08
Spencer. Spencer, I I need your help.
46:11
I'm bugling it. I'm bugling it in there.
46:13
You've bungled literally everything you've ever done
46:16
since we've met, Max. You have to be more specific.
46:21
Sarah, she wants me to go home and I couldn't give her an
46:25
answer. And where's where's where's
46:29
Murphy? Who the fuck is Sarah?
46:31
Oh, that That girl from your bro?
46:34
She's not real. This is all like some sort of
46:37
hallucination. Ask Roxanne.
46:40
She's like. Don't do it, man, Don't do.
46:44
Don't go home with that girl. Uh huh.
46:46
Nope. Just like I told Spencer here
46:49
that she is not to be trusted. What do you mean she's not to be
46:53
trusted? Don't make her talk about it.
46:55
She's going to trust me. Yeah, every time I, every time I
47:01
talk about it, I, I get this feeling and then it gets
47:05
stronger and it's stronger. It's like something doesn't want
47:07
me to talk about it, but I feel like I have to because I, I,
47:11
I've found out about you guys, but I feel like we're already
47:14
friends here. So I'm just looking out for you
47:16
guys and I just don't think you should.
47:20
You should trust trust any of these ladies.
47:23
Well, I, I, I appreciate it. Please, please don't throw up,
47:29
because then I'm going to throw up.
47:32
Yeah, yeah, I had some space lasagna.
47:35
Is that like regular lasagna but in space?
47:40
I'm going to let you use your brain on that one.
47:44
He doesn't have that. Phoebe took it away when I
47:47
signed on. That's the price you pay for
47:50
going corpora man. I need the money.
47:54
But once we get Murphy out, there's some stuff that I feel
47:59
like I need to share with you about these women.
48:03
All right. Can can we help Murphy or is he
48:09
just kind of stuck on his own there?
48:11
Also, another question, is it like a bad idea for for Max to,
48:16
you know, like go for it anyway, just, you know, so he can like
48:20
finally lose his V card and like feel like a man because I feel
48:24
like he's been having some really.
48:26
We we don't need to be talking about that.
48:30
I mean this. Is I would I would advise him to
48:33
use the flashlight on this one. I I personally wouldn't take
48:37
Sarah home or Sarah in quotes. OK.
48:42
So as this is going on, we're going to this this is all
48:45
happened at the same time. So while that's happening, this
48:49
scene with Murphy and Marvy is still playing out.
48:52
And she's like, oh, you know, I think out of the three of you
48:57
guys, you are definitely the coolest.
49:01
You know that that that guy who has his tits out all the time.
49:05
Why has he got his tits out all the time?
49:08
I know it's, it's, it's weird. It's weird, right?
49:11
Yeah, 100% it is. It's so weird.
49:15
And the other one is strong. But you know what?
49:18
You have brains, you have liquid metal armor.
49:21
Who? Who wouldn't say that's the
49:23
coolest part? Spencer's nauseous.
49:25
She doesn't know why. Yeah, sometimes it's really Hard
49:30
Out Here because, you know, these other two have superpowers
49:33
before the suits, but I I'm just me, you know, I just.
49:37
But doesn't that make you better?
49:39
Rising up to the challenge, being a normal person and you're
49:43
the leader. Obviously if people can't see
49:45
that you're the leader, they're the stupid ones.
49:49
Like you're doing such a good job.
49:52
Some people would call me the Beacon, you know what I mean?
49:55
Yeah, I can see it as. He said the thing.
49:58
Again, you know Murphy roll 2D6 at double disadvantage.
50:07
I'm sorry, double What the fuck? OK so we're clarify.
50:10
I'm rolling 4 dice and taking the lowest 2.
50:12
Correct. We're going to die here in this
50:14
space. Oh God, this is your third.
50:19
Me. Made you made this place. 6th
50:25
OK, Are you already? I'd like to clarify the two that
50:28
I didn't roll were an 11 and then I'm going to floor it into.
50:32
OK, are you you all ready to go to subplot hell?
50:36
I'll just fucking mark three or three, you know what I mean?
50:39
Fucked up that shit. You can also add a stat a status
50:43
to your sheet and it's going to be called Undyingly Devoted.
50:50
Oh, that seems like a thing that I shouldn't have somewhere.
50:54
But yes, you now have the status Undyingly devoted and on the in
50:59
brackets next to that put Aphrodite.
51:03
Undyingly devoted in brackets. What Aphrodite No God?
51:10
Yeah, we're fucked boys. All right.
51:13
And Jenny. God.
51:17
Can I see them now or no? Oh no, not not at this moment in
51:21
time you are. You are fucking locked in my
51:23
boy. You will be able to see him in
51:25
maybe like 10 minutes. All right.
51:28
OK, so yeah, he's completely devoted now.
51:31
This is this. This Marvia is now, in your
51:35
eyes, your girlfriend. The love of your.
51:39
Life. 16 year old shit right there meets a woman, She
51:43
exhibits interest. 10 minutes later, this is it.
51:46
This is the only woman I'll ever love.
51:48
This is the one. I'm running away with her.
51:50
Significant issues if she ever. Beats me.
51:54
I mean it makes the. Retainability.
51:57
I mean, we've all been there, am I right?
52:00
Don't fucking tell my secrets. To be on the stage but the
52:07
curtain enclosed you walked in the room and that's when I knew
52:14
that I was home and my life will begin.
52:25
Didn't believe it was it's true. Till I met somebody.
52:31
I met somebody like you. I had no direction to move till
52:38
I met somebody. I met somebody like you.
52:53
You took a flight from the desert, take up a room with a
53:00
mutual friend, couches and wires, and everything's fine.
53:07
Just one day at a time. And yet you bite.
53:15
I didn't believe it was true till I met somebody.
53:23
I met somebody like you. I know direction to move till I
53:31
met somebody. I met somebody like you,
53:43
somebody like you, somebody like you.
53:55
I was just fading away. Wait till I met you.
54:04
I was just not on a page to lie. Met you.
54:09
I never imagined the day when I'd meet somebody like you.
54:22
Couldn't believe it. It's true till I met somebody I
54:28
met somebody like you, somebody like you, somebody like you.
54:51
Didn't believe it was true till I met somebody.
54:55
I met somebody like you. I no direction to you till I met
55:03
somebody. I met somebody like you.
55:08
Didn't believe it was true till I met somebody.
55:13
I met somebody like you.