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Scripture Olympics · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Hurry up brain. The race is about to begin mouth
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  and I are counting on you to win heart.
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  Are you sure about this snidely's, dog?
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  Muttley is in this race, you know how those two like to cheat
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  brains? Right heart, we can have serious
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  problems with those two around. I know, mouth, I know.
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  But I have a Bible verse that will help us overcome any trick.
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  Snidely. The Bulls.
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  What is it heart? I want to know.
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  John 16:33 in the world. You will have tribulation, but
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  be of good cheer. I have overcome the world.
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  He said that heart. Jesus did.
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  Now you say it mouth in the world?
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  You will have tribulation but be of good cheer.
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  I have overcome the world. John 16:33 heart.
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  How is that supposed to help us if they cheat using?
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  God's wisdom causes us to overcome Um, every problem,
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  that's good to know. Now, come on, brain.
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  You have a race to win. Muttley.
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  I know just how we can win this race.
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  They think they've outsmarted me with a Bible verse.
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  I'm going to make sure the word of God doesn't work this time.
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  Listen, close madly. Madly, what's so funny?
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  Listen up, Motley those goody goody heart brain and mouth
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  think they can win this race. They think that just because
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  they know John 16:33 they can win.
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  Well, I have news for them. Here's the plan.
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  Anne was stuff cotton in the brain tears so that he can't
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  hear the gun. Go off that way.
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  You'll get a head start and beat them for sure.
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  I know using God's wisdom causes them to overcome every problem.
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  That's why we're going to stuff cotton in brains ears that way
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  he can't hear God's wisdom. Remember, Matt Lee, I put cotton
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  in brains are so he can't hear the gun.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, our first event is the Smart Mount
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  Marathon running. For the kingdom of darkness is
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  Muttley and for the kingdom of light, rain Runners on your
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  mark, get set, go brain, go go grain.
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  Can you hear go, go, go, Ron. You might this is our chance to
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  get ahead, quick laughing and run and they're off and running.
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  Well, at least brain is what's the matter with you?
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  Don't you realize, we're losing the race.
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  I hate to lose but I always do, hey snively, don't take it so
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  hard. Jesus said, in the world you
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  will have tribulation but be of good cheer.
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  I have overcome In the world. John 16:33 I'm shut your mouth
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  mouth. The gold medal goes to brain and
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  the Kingdom of Light. How do you always win using
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  God's wisdom? Causes us to overcome every
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  problem, come along you simple-minded, mutt.
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  We'll get them next time. I still can't figure out how
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  Snidely got that cotton in my ears and that last event heart.
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  Don't worry about it, brain, it's over, and done.
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  Besides we have more important things to think about.
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  Yeah, the next event is the spitting contest.
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  I can win it. I know you can mouth, but let's
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  not forget Snidely and Muttley are competing.
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  We must stay one step ahead of those to any ideas.
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  Brain brain. I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
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  okay, if I was Snidely, I tried to give you something awful to
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  eat to make you sick to your stomach.
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  It's hard to spit. When you're throwing up all over
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  the place, true. Thanks, brain.
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  Okay. Mouth remember this every good
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  gift and every perfect gift is from above and comes down from
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  the Father. James 1:17.
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  What's that supposed to mean? A heart.
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  It means that God only gives good things and he never changes
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  every good and perfect gift comes from God.
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  Brain, it's all have something bad happens.
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  It's not God's fault. Right, bad things.
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  Come from the devil, every good gift and every perfect gift is
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  from above and comes down from the Father James 1:17, great
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  confession mouth. Now let's go practice spitting.
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  All right, Muttley. We must win the spitting
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  contest. I'm counting on you.
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  Of course we'll have to cheat. There's no way.
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  We can beat that big mouth in a spitting contest.
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  Did you find out what Bible verse they're using against us
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  this time? Aha, what does that have to do
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  with the spitting contest? What do you mean?
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  You don't know? Why don't you pay attention?
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  Wait, I have an idea. We'll give them out.
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  Something awful to eat, to make her sick to her stomach.
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  It's hard to spit. When you're throwing up all over
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  the place, we'll just have to tell mouth that it's from God.
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  Muttley every good and perfect. Gift comes from God.
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  Only this won't be so good and perfect.
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  So mouth, did you eat that cake. I said to you, I mean the cake
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  that God sent to you. No way every good and perfect
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  gift comes from God. What I mean the cake wasn't
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  good. God knows that mouth doesn't
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  like chocolate cake. That cake was definitely not
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  from God. That cake was from you, wasn't
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  it? Snidely, what's your plans have
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  been foiled again? And gentlemen, our next event
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  for the scripture Olympics is the long spit competition
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  representing the kingdom of darkness Muttley.
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  All right, Muttley. I'm counting on you.
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  Let it rip. That was my shoe.
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  You spit on my plea. I said let it rip.
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  Not let it. Drip, the judges have confirmed
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  that motley's long, spit distance was a big zero.
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  Our Entry is representing the Kingdom of Light mouth.
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  The judges are confirmed that now is long.
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  Spit distance is 16 feet, 11 inches, the gold medal, goes to
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  mouth and the Kingdom of Light. Way to go mouth, we've won
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  another gold medal. And that's a good thing from
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  God. Every good gift and every
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  perfect gift is from above, and comes down from the Father.
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  James 1:17, hate to lose a diaper.
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  I always do and it's your fault Muttley.
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  I'm sick and tired a snuggly and his cheating.
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  That's not I believe is a no-good dirty lowdown.
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  Conniving crook. What did you just say mouth?
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  I think I know what she said. No, brain, I want to hear mouth.
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  Tell me I'm sorry, heart, but sniping his mud are always
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  cheating. While we keep doing what God's
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  word says, the servant of God is a doer.
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  Of God's word, you love God, don't you mouth?
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  Yeah, of course, I do heart. If you love me, keep my
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  Commandments. John 14:15 very good brain.
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  I'm proud of you. You remembered a Bible verse?
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  Well, I'm renewing my mind and it is a short verse.
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  Well, let's hear you say it then.
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  Big mouth. If you love me, keep my
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  Commandments. John. 14 15.
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  How's that mr. Know-it-all brain.
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  Let's not fight. We're on the The same side here
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  and we have a gold medal to win. Come on, it's almost time for
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  the powerlifting competition. Well, madly are you ready to
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  lift 100 pounds over your head? Save it for the competition.
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  I've been working on a plan to weaken those goody-goodies,
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  heart, brain and mouth. We must get them to stop.
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  Doing what God's word says. The servant of God is a to of
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  God's word. God's word says, to love your
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  enemies. I've been working on that big
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  mouth and I think she's about ready to crack.
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  If I can get her to take a swing at me, they'll be thrown out of
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  the car. Petition for fighting.
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  Oh, it's getting late. Hurry, it's almost time for the
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  next event to begin. Alright, heart you can do this,
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  we believe in you don't we mouth mouth?
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  She's over there talking to Snidely or should I say Snidely
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  is talking to her? Go ahead mouth, give me a fat
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  lip. I've always wanted to know what
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  the fat lip was like, and I feel You would know.
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  So go ahead, relax mouth. Don't you see what he's trying
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  to do? Snidely wants you to hit him so
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  our team will be disqualified. Why that no-good dirty lowdown.
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  Conniving crook mouth. That's not a very smart thing to
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  say. All right, brain if you love me,
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  keep my Commandments John 14:15. Ladies and Gentlemen, We Now
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  begin the powerlifting competition representing the
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  Kingdom of Light. Like his heart, he will attempt
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  to break the record by lifting 500 pounds, 500 pounds, hurry
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  Muttley, add an extra zero to your weight will make them think
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  you're lifting 1,000 pounds. Remember heart.
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  You are strong in the Lord who you can't do it and now
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  attempting to break the record at what's this 1,000 pounds?
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  Representing the kingdom of darkness Muttley.
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  You can do it mildly. Take a deep breath, grab the
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  ball. Now, lift lift one leg.
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  What's gotten into you? It's only 100 pounds.
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  Move out of the way. Lastly, when I said at a zero, I
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  meant painted on. That really, is that than 1,000
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  pounds, the Gold Medal winner in the power-limited.
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  Lift competition is heart. And the kingdom of light, always
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  do. If only you would have given me
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  a fat lip mouth, the servant of God is a doer of God's word.
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  Snidely brain. Are you sure about this
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  last-minute change? Yeah, boxing is supposed to be
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  your Venn brain. I told you when I went to weigh
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  in Our division. I was too heavy.
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  They won't let me compete. I always knew you were a fat
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  head. Watch your words mouth but I'm
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  telling you her I can't box. Well, neither can I be careful
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  what you say? Proverb. 62 says, you are snared
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  by the words of your mouth. Bring you did it again.
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  You remembered another verse without me having to remind you.
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  That's amazing. Isn't it mouth?
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  Oh yeah, amazing, amazing. Really short verse again.
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  Hey, I heard that. All right, you two knock it off.
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  We're on the same side. Now, if we're gonna beat
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  Snidely, we need a plan. I can't beat Snidely.
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  I know, but don't say that. You are snared by the words of
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  your mouth. Proverbs 6 to our words can
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  enslave us or set us free mouth. You need to start saying God's
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  word. Like I can do all things through
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  Christ, who strengthens me hard. Believes God's word.
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  So faithful. Come and help you fight like a
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  winner. Brains right mouth besides this
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  is your chance to give Snidely a fat lip like he wanted you to
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  Well, Motley are you ready for her first gold medal?
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  Mother always said, if you want something done, right, do it
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  yourself. You can stand near by and watch
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  me bring home the gold. I'm Gonna Knock his brains right
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  out of his head. Brain is overweight, so they
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  disqualified him from boxing, that makes me the winner.
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  Hell, I didn't even break a sweat Motley mouth.
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  I'll give her a fat lip. No, I'll give it to fat lips.
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  She I can't fight. She's confessing Proverbs 6 to.
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  What does that have to do with boxing?
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  Your snared by the pounding of my fist.
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  Now. That's a scripture.
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  Don't you think so Muttley? Oh, I hate it when they use the
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  Bible against me. Molly, where are you going?
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  Madly madly. Don't leave me.
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  Ladies and gentlemen. Today's main event.
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  Mid-weight foxing representing the kingdom.
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  Darkness weighing in at 158 pounds, Snidely and fighting for
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  the Kingdom of Light at 72 pounds mouth boxers, wait for
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  the sound of the Bell. Remember mouth, you are snared
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  by your words. Proverbs 6 to I have faith.
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  Now that you can beat Snidely. I can do all things through
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  Christ, who strengthens me? That's the way to snare.
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  Elf mouth. Hey, mouth just exactly what
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  does that mean? You are snared by the words of
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  your mouth. Proverb, 62.
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  You're fixing to find out now, Way to go.
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  Matthew knocks nightly out cold. I knew you could do it.
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  But winner by knockout of the scripture Olympic mid weight,
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  boxing gold medal is mouth and the Kingdom of Light.
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  Well, what happened is it over? Did I lose?
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  I hate to lose, but I always to what am I saying?
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  I would can enslave us are set us free.
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  Oh no. I have to fat lips.
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  Brain. I told you to enter a heart and
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  the high pump competition. Not the high jump competition.
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  How could this have happened brain?
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  Which one of us is going to be able to jump higher than
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  snidely's. Dog.
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  I must have gotten confused somehow I guess we'll have to
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  get disqualified and let Snidely win a gold medal.
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  What are you thinking? Brain, no way.
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  I can't even think it was scripture.
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  That would help us jump higher than Muttley.
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  He's a natural. Well, what about humble
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  yourselves in the sight of the Lord and He will lift you up?
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  James 4:10, mmm, I'll have to think about that.
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  No, no, no, that doesn't have anything to do with jumping.
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  It means God will exalt us. When we do things his way, then
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  we better go pray and find out what God wants us to do.
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  That's good thinking mouth. Let's go.
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  Hey, I'm the one that's supposed to do the good thinking I'm the
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  brains, remember Muttley. Where is that Motley the gold
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  medal for high? Jump competition belongs to me,
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  madly can win for sure. Everyone knows that dogs can
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  jump higher than a hot brain or a mouth at.
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  What was that verse? I heard them saying he will pick
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  you up a lot of good that will do them against my madly.
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  Madly. Where is that?
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  My plea? He's probably out practicing his
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  high jumping. I've been a little rough on him
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  for losing every event so far. He must really want to make me
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  happy. P.
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  Where can that monthly be? It's almost time for the high
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  jump. If he doesn't show up, would be
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  disqualified. So snively, are you gonna be
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  jumping in the high jump competition?
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  Uh, I don't know. Are you jumping?
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  Oh, no, I can't jump it all I see.
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  So brain. Are you jumping?
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  No, I'm not jumping. And neither is heart.
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  What? You'll be disqualified.
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  That is his good. Zeus.
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  Nope, the good news is James 4:10, humble yourselves in the
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  sight of the Lord and He will lift you up.
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  God told us not to jump. And so, we removed our names
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  from the Olympic roster for this event.
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  God will exalt us will meet do things his way Snidely, I'm a
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  little confused. Who is jumping for the kingdom
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  of darkness? Um, I am Snidely the Olympic
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  rules clearly state that any changes in the Roster must be
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  submitted at least an hour before the event.
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  I know Santa and I apologize. It won't happen.
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  Again, you have my word on it. Whoa, it has been a day of
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  changes. I'm going to allow this time.
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  Thank you, sir. I am forever in your debt.
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  This is marvelous, the gold medal will be mine and I won't
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  even have to jump for it. Ladies and Gentlemen, We Now
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  begin our final event for the scripture Olympics.
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  High jump, competition representing the kingdom of
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  darkness, Snidely and jumping for the Kingdom of Light
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  Muttley. What I thought you said your
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  team wasn't entering the competition.
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  Oh no, we never said that. We said heart brain and my cell
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  weren't jumping, humble yourselves in the sight of the
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  Lord and He will lift you up. James 4:10, we were praying and
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  Muttley came over and asked us if we could pray.
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  With him to receive Jesus in his heart.
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  So we did and that makes him a member of the Kingdom of Light.
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  Are you ready to jump? Snidely, here goes, ouch,
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  Muttley your turn. The winner of the gold medal in
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  the high jump. Competition is Muttley and the
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  Kingdom of Light. The double-crossing mutt, nice
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  hate to lose. But I always do special.
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