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Old School vs. New Tech, Parenting Fails & the Great Belt Debate! · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: She tried to elaborate to me, and then I was
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  Speaker 1: like not focusing because I was just like.
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  Speaker 2: I was starting to listen or something. She says, I
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  Speaker 2: don't pay attention. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention and.
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  Speaker 1: I have to read the chart every once in a while.
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  Speaker 1: But then I even told her. I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't read a book in forever, and she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people didn't. They might only
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  Speaker 1: read like one book a year. And I was like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she goes this, last time you read a book, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like two thousand and six, probably, I would say,
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  Speaker 1: And she's like high school and I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Stay out of my fish, it's sound. I laugh. I
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  Speaker 2: agree with you. All the best coaches were drunk. We
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  Speaker 2: were talking backstage about old school coaching, bad news bears,
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  Speaker 2: and how these days you couldn't even have like I'm
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  Speaker 2: a coach, you're a coach. I couldn't even fathom having
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  Speaker 2: a sip or having a smell or even going in
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  Speaker 2: hungover these days because of all the Facebook warriors and
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  Speaker 2: how it's frowned upon. I mean, I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: many times I went into a basketball practice pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: My coach was more hungover than some of us on
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  Speaker 2: the team, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a little bit more obvious back in
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  Speaker 1: the day if somebody was filming you, they had the
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  Speaker 1: giant cam quarterer on the shoulder. You know, they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I might be on camera. Nowadays, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know you're always being filmed. It's convinced me to be
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  Speaker 1: a better person. You know, rightfully, I should just be
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  Speaker 1: a good person. No, I'm fearful that I might get
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  Speaker 1: film one day.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the metaglasses?
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  Speaker 1: Are they bringing back like Google goggles again or not?
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  Speaker 1: Google goggles? Google glasses again?
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  Speaker 2: Google goggles are fun to say that five times fast.
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  Speaker 2: They so these are the and they've actually partnered up
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  Speaker 2: from what I what I found from ray band glasses,
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  Speaker 2: so you can be fancy with like a ray band.
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  Speaker 2: I've never afforded one of those. But my dude, Chris,
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  Speaker 2: who does a lot of content and stuff, and it
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  Speaker 2: happened to be with like cats, He ended up years
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  Speaker 2: ago get taking in a stray cat and then apparently
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  Speaker 2: the cat was pregnant, so he instantly became like an
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  Speaker 2: eight dad and then next thing you know, he didn't
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  Speaker 2: have the hard to get rid of him. But now
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  Speaker 2: he is pretty much a content creator with all sorts
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  Speaker 2: of domains and Amazon and he's pretty damn and he's
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  Speaker 2: really good at that stuff. Well he's like, bro, I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you Google glasses, get on it now, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: son of a bitch. I mean, you can just ask.
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  Speaker 2: It's more or less AI built into your glasses. You
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  Speaker 2: can just sit there and have a conversation. You can
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  Speaker 2: do this, you can listen, you can record, So it's
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  Speaker 2: I guess it'd be like the higher end of the
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  Speaker 2: Google glasses or the Snapchat glasses.
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  Speaker 1: What was the ones that we had what were they
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  Speaker 1: called Google glasses back in the day, like in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and forty.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember anything like that. I'm not saying that
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  Speaker 2: they're not like even these ones. You can just press
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  Speaker 2: the capture button or you could just be like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I meta take a picture. Take a photo, and it's
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  Speaker 2: got a twelve megapixel camera, a five mic system to
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  Speaker 2: right built into glasses. Like instantly you're going those creeps
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  Speaker 2: are going to have a day. Like that's the first
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  Speaker 2: thing that cross my mound. How creepy is it? But
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  Speaker 2: I mean, hands free video recording.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm telling you that this came out eleven years ago.
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  Speaker 1: All right. They were glasses. They had like this little
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  Speaker 1: lens on there, and it was called Google Glass.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Google Glass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it did the same thing, but it was way
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  Speaker 1: before its time, like it was revolutionary. And then now
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  Speaker 1: I was like, one of these days, like they're going
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  Speaker 1: to bring it back because just to the technology and
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  Speaker 1: how much it's increased since we were younger. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at it and it had remind you again,
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  Speaker 1: eleven years ago a five megapixel camera that still pretty good,
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  Speaker 1: but it would displayed information using a head up display,
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  Speaker 1: allowed voice control for communication, and included a five megapixel camera.
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  Speaker 1: It faced criticism for privacy concerns as it could record
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  Speaker 1: video photos, raising concerns about potential misuse.
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  Speaker 2: But now, I guess eleven years later, when you have
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  Speaker 2: these things, these weren't really relevant. I guess in two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and four were privacy. You still had a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of privacy. I think in oh four, those glasses
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  Speaker 2: they were gone. But what I hearing and I know
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  Speaker 2: for a fact that you can actually translate text in
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  Speaker 2: real time on those which is pretty cool. You know,
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  Speaker 2: if you travel and leave the country and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: But what I'm hearing, I don't know if it's on
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  Speaker 2: the specifically or maybe down the road. It's gonna start
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  Speaker 2: having like virtual reality stuff. It's gonna start having you know,
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  Speaker 2: where you can you know, see some things, play some
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  Speaker 2: maybe even play some games eventually. But it's gonna start
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  Speaker 2: like really evolving in Zuckerberg was on the Theo Vonn podcast
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  Speaker 2: and they started talking about some stuff like that, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, these shit, Like of course THEO
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  Speaker 2: asked the questions that guys like me and you would ask,
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  Speaker 2: which is brilliant. And I mean it's probably within the
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  Speaker 2: next five years things are going to get wild in
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  Speaker 2: that aspect.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of remind have you ever seen Ready Player one?
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  Speaker 2: I never saw.
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  Speaker 1: I know what, dude, That's why I think we're entering
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  Speaker 1: that type of territory.
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  Speaker 2: Just getting spooky about time the jets since predictions caught up.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm trying to see You know what, though,
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  Speaker 1: just give me a robot I can have sex with
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be a Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Don't they have those already? I'm pretty sure they're not.
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  Speaker 1: One that can clean as well. Like I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: the one that rolls on wheels can speak to me,
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  Speaker 1: address me as mister whacking off. I don't want one
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  Speaker 1: that's just gonna lay there until I'm ready to use it.
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  Speaker 1: Have wives for you?
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  Speaker 2: And you don't want it to look like a person.
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  Speaker 2: You want it to look like an actual robot.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yes, that's where I'm saying, like, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, it looks so realistic.
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  Speaker 2: Ugh.
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  Speaker 1: No, I want it to look like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like that, like a toaster or something of all the things.
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  Speaker 1: A toaster, yeah, I don't know, just like just anything.
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  Speaker 1: The shininess of it. I don't know what she looks like.
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  Speaker 1: She had a box head. Let me look like what
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely pretty boxy from what I remember.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even remember the name of the uh.
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  Speaker 2: I think we looked it up one time.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember it now either.
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  Speaker 2: Meet the Jetsons. I can hear the theme song Rosie, Right,
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  Speaker 2: it was Rosie, That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so now I want to see a picture of
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  Speaker 1: Rosie to see.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't didn't Rosie have those like really mean creepy eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Though she did, and that's all she was a fixing
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  Speaker 1: is what it was, dude. I mean she she knew
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  Speaker 1: what she was doing. Had the made outfit on. Come on, bro,
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  Speaker 1: just setting me up for failure. The daughter was super cute. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: give me the robot, give me.
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  Speaker 2: Rosie the old XB five hundred shout out to Rosie
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  Speaker 2: the XB.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting I might need some w D forty here
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  Speaker 1: in a little bit because things are getting stiff.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny to me, I always make the jokes I
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  Speaker 2: have all these books right. Well, I actually started getting
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  Speaker 2: into reading, so I'm like, oh, you know, so for
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  Speaker 2: me to get into reading, I was like, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna buy myself one of
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  Speaker 2: those kindles and I'm gonna put it off like, hey, wife,
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  Speaker 2: here it is whenever you don't want to use it. Well,
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  Speaker 2: then she made the switch. She he's really into audio books,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, let me get that. Turns out
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  Speaker 2: I really like the audio books a lot better than
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  Speaker 2: reading them. And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: start substituting like audio books instead of podcasts, because to
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  Speaker 2: be honest, all the podcasts they kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 2: at least the celebrity ones that I like, they kind
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  Speaker 2: of still all the guests rotate, they promote the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, it's good, but I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: So I just started at the time of the recording
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  Speaker 2: today the band No FX if you ever listen to
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  Speaker 2: with like fat mic in them. Yeah, they have an
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  Speaker 2: audio book and the members of the band read and
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  Speaker 2: apparently they even have special guests like Tommy Tommy Chong
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  Speaker 2: and stuff in it. So I just started with chapter
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  Speaker 2: one and the first friggin thing spoiler alert is he's
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  Speaker 2: chewing food, burping, taking a drink. He's like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: am I not allowed to do this? And then he talks.
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  Speaker 2: He starts right off with how his girlfriend at the time,
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  Speaker 2: which I guess ended up being his wife, pissed in
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  Speaker 2: his mouth and that was the first time he's ever
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  Speaker 2: drank pee, and then he escalates to how he milked
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  Speaker 2: a woman and he just like that's how he started
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  Speaker 2: the book. And then he's like, oh, yeah, well, you
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  Speaker 2: guys want to talk about my because it was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be about him and his life and that's just
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  Speaker 2: what he went with. I'm like, I think I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to like this book.
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  Speaker 1: I not to. You know, I'm not gonna kink shame
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  Speaker 1: anybody piss it in the mouth might be a line
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  Speaker 1: that I don't think I'm gonna cross anytime soon. No,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can I can one guarantee that it is a line
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  Speaker 2: that I will never cross. That is and it's and
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  Speaker 2: he described it as it tasted like some kind of tea,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, well, then, you know, he really
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  Speaker 2: escalated things. I mean, he would drink pea on stage
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  Speaker 2: his own p like he just abused the hell out
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  Speaker 2: of his body. I think it's a miracle, if you
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  Speaker 2: look at it that way, that that fat mic is
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  Speaker 2: still around. And thankfully because he's, you know, on a
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  Speaker 2: record label of a lot of bands that I like.
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  Speaker 2: And I recently found out my favorite band, Teenage Bottle Rocket,
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  Speaker 2: coming out with a new album, so I got a
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  Speaker 2: new vinyl to buy in September. They really least one
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  Speaker 2: of the songs, She's the Ship. So I think it's
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  Speaker 2: funny because the youngest one she's like, I just listened
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  Speaker 2: to Teenage Bottle Rocket. I'm like, which song she's the
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm like, what is it? You know? And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like you can say it? No, no, no, you
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  Speaker 2: know she's eight, so I'm like no, no, no. So we'll
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  Speaker 2: be playing it and I'll be like she's the and
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  Speaker 2: I'll hold up the mic like you can say it.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, it's fun enough. It's fun when kids do
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  Speaker 1: step out of that boundary and they're like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna curse, And like even with the asker permission,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, hey, can I say this? And it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why not?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead? And you know, it's a slippery slope after that,
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  Speaker 1: like that's once you start there, there's no turnet back,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like even my youngest he
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  Speaker 1: hears the older kids and so he's like can I
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  Speaker 1: say that? And I'm like, no, you can't say that,
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  Speaker 1: and then he proceeds to say it anyways, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what was the point even asking? Like I somewhat of
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  Speaker 1: a respect level, but even though you know, damn well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna listen anyway.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those rhetorical questions. They probably got it
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  Speaker 2: from us because we tell them one thing and we
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  Speaker 2: ask them even though they know, like hey, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: go clean your room. If and ended up you're gonna
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: go clean your room, we should have just stopped the
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  Speaker 2: sentence there. Do you ever just have a weird day
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  Speaker 2: in your house where like the kids all get along,
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  Speaker 2: they all seem happy, and then they all do their
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  Speaker 2: chores without asking, because that happened to us yesterday. And like,
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  Speaker 2: I thankfully I got this new cool phone that I
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  Speaker 2: can take like temperatures with, and I'm going around like
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  Speaker 2: trying to take their temperature. I'm like, am I like?
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  Speaker 2: And then am I delirious? Am I having like a
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  Speaker 2: fever dream or some shit? Like? It was weird. It
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  Speaker 2: was freaking weird.
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  Speaker 1: What do they want?
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing I was. It's been over twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 2: Still haven't asked for anything. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And you know they would give up immediately as soon
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  Speaker 1: as you praise, like hey thanks guys, yeah, man, like
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  Speaker 1: we owe you what that you mentioned that? Uh I
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  Speaker 1: think I need you know what I mean? Like, it's
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  Speaker 1: immediately they need something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. There was nothing, there was no consequence,
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  Speaker 2: no asking. It was just as huh. It was weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's been i'd say probably before Christmas is because and
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  Speaker 1: again it was because we see That's what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: like they diebocle kids.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was wondering if I missed a holiday
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  Speaker 2: or something. I mean, obviously at the time of the
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  Speaker 2: recordings it's Sinko to Mayo, but it's not like they're
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  Speaker 2: pumped for that. They don't drink tequila, and we have
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  Speaker 2: tacos on Tuesdays, and I was like, maybe they're going
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  Speaker 2: to try it back to back Taco night, which I'm
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  Speaker 2: cool with, which I didn't even check. I know you're
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  Speaker 2: an app guy. I wonder if the old Taco bells
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  Speaker 2: got some Sinko to Mio deals going on.
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  Speaker 1: Our local restaurant does, and you know you have local
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  Speaker 1: restaurants twenty miles away, sorry, the nearest restaurant to us.
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  Speaker 1: They have some specials and we just had them like
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  Speaker 1: three days ago, and I was like, no, we can't
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  Speaker 1: go again, and the missus like or and I'm like,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: oh man, even the kids are like that, we don't.
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  Speaker 1: We have practices and everything, and we're already going to
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: be in town and I'm like, oh, the convenience is there,
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  Speaker 1: and they were super excited. We were talking about bringing
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  Speaker 1: your lunch to school before the show, right, and my
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: kids normally they they don't like eating the school lunch
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: because apparently it's gone severely downhill.
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  Speaker 2: And what do they say, what's what's the saying? It's what?
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: It's booty cheeks, booty cheeks, booty cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: They say, it's booty cheeks. And they today was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be super nachos for sink of to Mile and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, they're right, Dad, don't pack a lunch
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  Speaker 1: like it's nachos today. So I pick them up and
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  Speaker 1: I always asked them like, hey, you know, how is
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  Speaker 1: your lunch? And they're like and so I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are those super nachos? And they're like, we don't
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  Speaker 1: even have it today. They switched it up and I
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: was like what what what would they have? What they
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: replaced Super Nachos and secret O Mile with and they
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: go cheeseburger And I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: They couldn't even put like grande or like a fun
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  Speaker 2: play on super.
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  Speaker 1: Like a like make it loose meat sandwich is a
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  Speaker 1: taco burger, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like what something we put a little salce on a
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: hamburger patty? You gotta gotta creative.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: They make salsa dogs when not salsa bergs, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just go ahead and just make it a little festive. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: So the kids were super disappointed about that and sucks,
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  Speaker 1: I know. And I like, if it's like everything was fine,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, dad, he was fine. You know. My
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  Speaker 1: son thought he had map testing, which I don't know
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: if you guys have that over there, but it's like the.
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  Speaker 2: State testing or something. Yeah, state testing just the season here.
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  Speaker 1: That's and they he was just he didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: go to school to day. He's like, oh, well, gotta
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  Speaker 1: do that all day. And I was like, I look
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  Speaker 1: forward to that back whenever I was a kid. I
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  Speaker 1: was saying, that's a whole day. You already know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. They usually have snacks, they always have the
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  Speaker 1: stuff going on. I was like, easy, easy, And.
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  Speaker 2: Teachers are extra nice because it makes them look good
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  Speaker 2: if you do.
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  Speaker 1: Good exactly, they're more willing to help you too, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean. They're always like they're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, what do you mean they're right? And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, ah, they're like, oh, you know, do you
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  Speaker 1: see what I see? And I'm like I understand what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yah, careful, don't get stung by that be that's flying around.
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  Speaker 2: We had a teacher that allegedly they would walk by
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  Speaker 2: and you'd be in the middle of We had like Regents,
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  Speaker 2: which is like state testing, so if you want to
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: get a Regents diploma in New York, you have to
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: pass a certain amount of state tests, and of course
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  Speaker 2: they can't help you. So he'd walk by and he'd
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, I don't know if you see that,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: but and then he walked by and he always he
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  Speaker 2: had something no yeah, I know. Sometimes the Canadian comes
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  Speaker 2: out of me, stupid one liners and you're just like, thanks, Doc.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I appreciate you, hoping. Those teachers were always
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  Speaker 1: like the ones that are really really cool and like
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: and it's sad whenever they pass away. If they're they're
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: older ones, but you see how big their funerals are
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: just because they're like, hey, he was a real one,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: like he was or she was I don't know. We
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: always had those teachers that you always respected, and then
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: you had those ones that were just pieces of crap
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: and you couldn't wait until we're like, hey, do you
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: have tenure. I hope not. I hope you get fired.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I hope you get caught peeping or something like we need.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I hope you get finally caught for that bottle of
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: whiskey you have in your jawer. Then I know you're
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: sneaking little knippers out of all day.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: And I and speaking of the school too, I had
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: to send them like a note because I went to
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: go on the track and they have like these bleachers
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: that are what it's like the metal or the aluminum bleachers,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I think aluminum. And then they have these old wooden
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: bleachers that I think were the original ones when the
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: school was built, that they have like the students sit
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: on and stuff. And so I'm over there and I
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: went to go, like do a little bit of stretches.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: So I sat down and I barely even scoot and
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: next thing I know, it feels like I sat on
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: a porcupine. It have a whole bunch of splinters deep
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: into my ass cheeks. And I'm like, this can't get
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: much worse.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm before working out or after before.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: My run, and I'm like this sucks. And while like
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: nobody's ever there. When I always go after school plenty
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: of time after their practices and everything else. And I'm
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: over there, just digging out on a Sunday afternoon, thirty
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: splinters out of these cheeks and whenever I look up,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: and of course I ripped my pen before I write
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: on because I do that mile high run club.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Finally someone that I know gets a run.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: If that's the only way that I can baby. And
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: but I'm like dazed out and I'm just sitting there
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: just like, okay, there's another one, just feeling my cheeks
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: to see if I could find another one, and I'm like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: a great, it almost looks aggressive at this point.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just yes, I'd assume, right, yeah, yeah, so.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm like feeling my shorts that I got on
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: and just rubbing the cheeks trying to see if I
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: can find anything like poking at my hand.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And shorts you rocking basketball shorts like late nineties, early
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: two thousands, long long shorts still.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're still from that. I think these I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: purchased probably in two thousand and five. Nice and I
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: still have them, do you remember that? And one brand? Yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: out a Bang that's pretty much what I'm still rocking.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I still had those original ones, but they're so old
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: that the that the draw string in them finally gave out,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: and now I can't wear them just because they're just
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: so goddamn big and heavy that if I try to
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: wear them, and I'm not gonna be the fold over
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: guy like the girls do and roll up my shorts
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna do. They make short belts because
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: that maybe you know, you know how they have the belt, buddy,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: there's no loops in them, so you can't really rock
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: the belt, buddy. But imagine nice little remember way back
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: in the day before our times, I used to wear
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: the short shorts with the belts as a basketball uniform.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe try to normalize belt short How many times you've
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: been in Walmart see a big old ass crack hanging
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: around somebody probably one shorts.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I almost guaranteed every single time, you're gonna see a
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: just gigantic ass crack hanging out. And I hate it too,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: because whenever I get ready to run, every single pair
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of pants or like jogging pants or whatever that I wear,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: they still always seem to slide down, no matter how
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: tight I'm putting those jaws strings on, you know what
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I mean. And I can't stand it because if there's
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: no drawstrings in the shorts, I'm not bringing them because
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be running trying to pull up my pants
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the entire time. I'm not about that life. That's frustrating
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: as hell.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: That's why we need short belts.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I think there was one that I think it used.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: There was something that used to clasp on the waistband
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: that would like go from one endo the It's like
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: a little mini ratchet strap.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Hmmm. Man, I mean, maybe it's not the right terminology.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: But I just did a quick little google and I
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: put shorts belts and I'm just getting normal belts. Probably
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: needed to do, like basketball short.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Belts, no loop belt.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's the right thing there is. Oh geez I
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So I googled basketball short belts and the first thing
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: is a relaxed fit tactical and it's a guy that
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: has a pew pew tucked inside his belt. Apparently it's
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: made for tucking that in there.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I believe it's for tucking other things as well.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: You can't convince me this one's interesting though. Right here
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: a athletic shorts basketball that has like a belt built
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: into them. That is interesting. Let me show you here.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Look at this. It's got like the belt. I don't
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: know if you can see it or not built into it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It's all blocks me.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is all Let me see if I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: can just bring up it's almost like the clasp. I'm
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: trying to think of what else it would be. I'm
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: like almost like on a book bag or something. All
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: of the sudden, let me see if I can purple Okay, yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: that's smarter purple shorts, very nice plastic, probably like twenty
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: five cents to make. Mm hmm.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Surely there's something, because man, that's that's got to be
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a common issue, right, it can't. It's no matter how
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: tight I'm sitting there, I'm trying with all my might
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to get this thing as tight as possible. And by
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the time maybe I tie my shoes like it like
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: an idiot. But by the time I'm able to get
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: to that bunny loop and I release that finger from
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the inside, and like might release the finger from the inside. Hey,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: and I pulled those bunny loops apart. It always like
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: releases a little bit and that's just enough to slide
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: down a little bit. When these and when these booty cheeks.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Are running booty chicks running man. I don't know. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: don't think there's basketball. I think we got an invention here,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: basketball short belts. I don't know if anybody would actually
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: buy them.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Probably like, hey, at least for me, they might you uh,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: you fat ass. That's the reason why doesn't fit. It
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: is because I have very nice love handles.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, and it's a problem, I mean obviously with us.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I wonder, all right, any if there's any adults that
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: listen to this, because there's no chance in how the
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: kids are listening to this, if you would benefit from
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: a from a basketball short mess short runner short belt.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: They're probably think, why don't you just buy a pair
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: that fits you? Sometimes things happen, you know, when you
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: wash them, when you when you dry them, and sometimes
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: we get a little bit bigger and a little bit smaller.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, you know, I'd rather have
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: a little bit bigger than a little bit smaller.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: That's how we grew up. Like it, all right, we
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: got a new invention. We're gonna be millionaires.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, billionaires. Jeff Bezos. Actually I kept looking at my
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: phone there because he won't stop calling, because he was
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: overhearing our talk, and he wants in and actually corrected
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: both of his eyes at the same time.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I think we can skip Shark Tank. We're not even
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: have to go on Shark Tank. We're just gonna do
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: you remember the phase where people would use shoe strings
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: as belts. I never could use a shoe string as
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: a belt, but me neither. I just was like, you
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: know what, I'm not gonna wear And there was a
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: stage in my life I just didn't wear a belt.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I can't picture my life now.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I'm at the point I got real big, and then
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I really only have one belt, so I when I
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: lose some weight, now I have to break and get
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: a screwdriver and stuff and add extra holes into it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, god, damn, maybe I shouldn't be so cheap.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: But I don't really know how to buy a belt
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: other than like going to a store trying it on.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: But then I'm like trying on a belt, and I
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: always feel like they're gonna be like, why are you
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: trying to steal this belt right now, sir? And I'm like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to steal it. But then how do
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you defend yourself like, no, I'm just trying to I'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: just trying it on, you know, and it's just like, oh,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: you're just gonna try on the belt, Well, you just
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: go try on those shirts, so those shorts underneath your
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: pants and put that shirt on under it. I don't know,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I just that's a weird thing. That's gotta be. It's
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: got to be a tism, right.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It maybe because I think shop for belts relatively easy
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: because you have like the little hooks that they usually
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: hang on. And maybe maybe it's just state thing. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't know, but it has the size of your waist,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: so if you know your waist size, it'll say, hey,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: this belt is up to you know, for this size,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and then you can gauge you that you want to
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: go a little bit lower, a little bit bigger, just in
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: case again fluctuates. Okay, But what I've noticed too is
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: if I choose my size, I'm still using the very
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: last hole, right, so I'm like like the tidest setting
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: on it, right, So I have all of this extra
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: belt and it just looks stupid, especially if I'm tucking
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: in my shirt for work, if I'm wearing dress pants
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff. It's just an unnecessary amount of belt. And
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's if I'm choosing my size. That's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the only thing I would say that it's kind of
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: difficult is because it does say it is one size.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And now that you think of you know what I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: think about it. I'm on your side the belts.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I think we're two grown at adults that don't know
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: how to buy a belt. I've never bought a belt
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: for myself. I don't I have one belt in my
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: house and I don't know where it came from. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: don't know if somebody gave it to me. I don't
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: know if maybe it was a present years ago, or
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: maybe you know what I mean, even my parents might
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: have bought it for me, like twenty thirty years ago.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I've never bought a belt, and I don't know now
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: that we're talking about this, I don't know if I
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: know how to buy a belt.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I buy all my belts, but apparently I'm sporadic and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: buy some that are good and some that are bad.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I like the ones that are reversible hold the belt.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I had a reversible brown on one side, black on
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: the other, but at a time just broke apart, just
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: was cheap. I'm assuming and just I'm down to one
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: and I only have a black belt and it's not
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: from karate.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: What were those belts made out of that didn't have
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the holes? That were like the woven Damn? Do you
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? That you can clasp it
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: on any setting, like it didn't matter what size. That
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: What happened to those belts?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I want one of those there, let's see you put
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: them up here. There's canvas, elastic, fabric, woven belts like this.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: There's all sorts. I mean, apparently you go to Beltology
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: or you can just go to Amazon for nine ninety nine.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: It's a braided belt, that's what it's called.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Then you got those like marine green ones. I remember
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: some people that wore like military style belts never were
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: in or decided to go military. Probably the punk rock stage,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: grunge stage of the nineties. Yeah, those are pretty smart, though,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: those woven belts, because you don't need a whole, You
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: just stick it through the material and then that's your size.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: See that's not bad, but it does you almost need
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: a rock cowboy boots with it. To me, I don't know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe is that the braided belt kind of gives me
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a western look. I don't know why. Maybe I'm an
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: agree with that, But I also do.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: The stupid belts with like the two metal ends that
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: you had to like I was raising the.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Flag football type one at first. Of all, don't call them.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I still rock that belt all the time. It's one
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: of my favorite belts now. The only thing the two
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: rings or husky dividu. Whenever you're bending over it is
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: like two little fists just jabbing you right, and you're right,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and you got Amazon.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Baby. Look at the color choices. You got Carolina blue, brown, gray,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: safety green, yellow, any color. I think I might just
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: might just get one. The reason I say stupid one,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I just didn't have the brain to be able to
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: figure out how to tighten when you get through there.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: And we wore them, I think in like baseball one
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: year until we went with like the real like the
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: stretchy ones that just had the like belt loops and
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: the normal class, but it only had like this much
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: of like a cheap plasticky rubber thing that you put
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the thing through.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're not fine, man, Like that's now. I will
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: say that whenever I used to drink heavily wearing those
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: two ring belts and stuff like that, almost like a
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Rubik's cube, trying to get that bud going out of there.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, hey, I'm like I'm about to piss
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: my pants. I was like about to give up. This
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is taking too long. But now now cargo shorts my
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: dad shorts, my kids call it always. That's the belt
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: that I rock with it every time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I like that. See, I had to downgrade closets when
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: we put the addition in. The wife got the nice
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: big walking closet and all that stuff, and I went
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: from a nice, big walking closet to a closet that
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I still haven't put a door on. And it's like
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: two feet in depth, maybe like four foot long. Not
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: a great closet. So I didn't have room to put
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: any goddamn clothes. So I ended up getting rid of
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: like ten bags of clothes, pants, shorts, shirts, lots of
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: shirts that I got for free. My short collection is weak,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm pretty sure I got rid of some classic cargo.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Now I'm thinking, like, if I don't have a pair
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: of cargo pants, like, do you go out and just
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: try to buy a new style pair? Do they make
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: them as durable or do you just move on from
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: like I got a kind of like a I kind
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: of say they're like golf shorts, you know, like fancy
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: golf shorts, just your normal you know, just a pair
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: of black, maybe a pair of brown or something, just
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: casual shorts, because we once we hit April or May
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: at my place of employment, you can start wearing shorts
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: until like October. You know, it's their business attire. But
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: it's still like fifty forty five, fifty years so I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: still rocking them pants.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: It was eighty two whenever I locked you. It was
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: only supposed to GetUp like seventy five todays what they said,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: But only it got I know, I'm just I'm enjoying
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: it this week, not to brag. We're not even supposed
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to get rain or anything. It is supposed to be seventh.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can tell, I got a
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: little sunburn, I got a little red, you know, I
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: got a little got a little color, but it was yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: it's I stayed out all weekend, dude, it's been We're
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gonna have a good seven day stretch of beautiful weather
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: and my wien is finally gonna get a break because
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside so much. It's not gonna get
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: abused for me being indoors.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: It's still you'll find time.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, speaking witch, go ahead, I'm gonna say
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I went to the doctor on Friday and was gonna
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: get on some medication kind of help me with my
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: mental state, right, and they were also gonna test me
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: for eighty HD or.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: A d D. And now, like, holy what did you do?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: They checked out every time the drum and blood gotcha.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, this guy looking a little positive, if
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But then I was like,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: joke's on you depressed. But they uh, they did the
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: test or whatever and they're like, hey, dude, add for sure.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh for real and they're like
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: here's some stuff. Try it out. See what happens. And
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, cool, and they're like it's gonna
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: it's gonna mess with your sex drive. And then I was
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like negatively and they're like oh yeah, and they're like
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you might be able to perform, but you ain't gonna finish.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh shit, that sucks. I was like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you know, I was like man, and so I was like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: if I wasn't gona myself now, now I'm definitely gonna
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That's big pharma. They're like, listen, you're not quite depressed,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: so we're gonna call it this and then by the
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: time you're done with this, you're gonna move into depression.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, do you hate yourself, You're gonna hate
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: yourself even more.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: But the difference between ad D, I don't know, so
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: that's what because I can't.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I said that I thought it was ADHD, and then
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: after speaking with the like or and doing the testing,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they're like, hey, it's actually a d D. And I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, so I'm not. I don't hyper focus,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: so like I'm able to if like I struggle to
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: get motivated and excuse me, and so I can like
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: ghost and avoid things at all costs, even though I
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: know I need to do them right or something I forget.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She tried to elaborate to me, and
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: then I was like not focusing because I was just like.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Start listen or something. She says, I don't pay attention.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And I have to read the chart every once in
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a while. But then I even told her. I was like, hey,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I haven't read a book in forever, and she's like, oh,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people didn't. They might only
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: read like one book a year. And I was like, yeah, yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: She goes, this was the last time you read a book,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: and I was like two thousand and six, probably, I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: would say. And she's like high school and I was
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah. She's like why, and I was like,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They said every time I took a test,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: they said I was a very like or my vocabulary was,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you know, decent, and.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I could speak well. I don't need them books.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I could read well, but it was just
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: whenever I would read, I would just read the words
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and I'd follow along with and everything else. But in
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: my mind, I'm just like, damn, I can't. They didn't
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: have super nachos at lunch today. Very upsetting sinkle to mayo,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you know. And by the way, then you hear the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: pages turn and you're like, oh shit, like what what
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the hell did I just even read? Like what? I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. So I'm reading the same page three or
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: four freaking times, and I think I have it. That's
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Unless I'm interested in a book, I'm gonna I'm going
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be very honest with you. I didn't read
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: a book in high school. I probably read kid books
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: when I was little or something, because you do. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: don't remember, but probably part of whatever. This is the
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: first book that I was able to actually get through
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: was Tucker Max. I hope they serve beer in hell.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It was the first book I've ever read. When did
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: that come out? I mean probably, let's say twenty ten
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: for easy math, I don't know. And I still got
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: it over here and I read through all the series
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: because I was into it. It was funny, it was relatable,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Like do I want to sit down and try to
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: read of Mice of Men or nineteen eighty four or
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: any of the shit you know what I mean that
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: they tell too? Yeah, the mocking Bird one, you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: and to.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Kill a Mocky Bird? Are you talk about Atticus Finch?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I never read it?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh it was. It was a group reading alongs
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: in school. That's the only reason why I remember some
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of these books. There was one book I was the
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Spark Notes. We always gonna do a novel test.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Spark notes.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: See we did and it was amazing and so you
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: just have like the little cliff note version of the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: book and it helped me with my essays. It helped
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: me with my studying of this test because.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: You have to do like a book tell you can't
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: say that anymore on synco to MYO especially.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Dang I did say it, you know what essay? You
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: know they know I was gonna say joke and.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I saw you, I saw you filter that look at me.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: That's called growth, ladies and gentlemen, that's growth.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Not that I had my hand on the mouse to
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: clip it, but.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: That pause button is going to be uh or that
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: that feature is gonna come quite handy. So damn now
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I forgot what can say.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about spark notes, cliff notes.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You would take the test and I would. I would
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: get like a ninety something percent. You know, there'd be
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: one question on them and going shit, that wasn't in
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the notes at all, like what is this? You know,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: because that's what she would do. She would throw a
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: little bit in there. And then you're sitting at his
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: guest and you're like, all right, well I just put
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: two seas in a row. So she wouldn't do three seas, Like,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: there's there's no way she would do that. And I'm like, well,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: maybe she would see wrong. Damn it. I knew she
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do three seas, damn it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That's why. That's why I think I have carpal tunnels
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: from filling out them goddamn little circles with a pencil
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: and all the tests that they made us take. Remember those, God,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: did you still have to take those on our test?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: When I was in school? Yes, I'm that old. We
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: had the little you had the answered thing that was
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: like abc D and when you took it, you read
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: the ship. And then because you know, Heaven forbid that
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: they have to reprint some shit that you can write
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: on or just write the answer. Get the goddamn answer
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: keys you do and just and then if you didn't
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: put them in there all the way and you didn't
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: do it right, then you had to give it back.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: You'd have to fix it. Because I think some of
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: the state shit they just ran through a machine. I'm like, yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: sons of bitches.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You went just a little over the line here. We
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: were really confused. There's there's three white circles and then
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: there's one fully covered in circle with a little bit
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: sticking out? What do you think I picked?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: You feel? Yeah, And it's like my knowledge and the
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: reason why I'm also gonna kind of go to war
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: here with this. I didn't have to read a book,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: like you said. They just taught you how to take
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: a test. They taught you the answers that are going
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: to be on there in different orders and how to
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: write them, like even if they were like like the
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: English ones for us and the readings, they're like, well,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: you have to reference a book and it's going to
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: be a short answer and you have to base it on, say,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: to kill a mockingbird. But all you have to do
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: is just put this and say this. And it's like, okay,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: so I don't have to read the book. No, you
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: need to read the book, but you just said all
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I got to do is just describe this of the book. Well, yeah,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: but you got to read the book to understand it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I don't have to read the book to understand it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I just got to understand how to take the test.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: And it's like they all these people read it took
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: all the time to read a goddamn book. When they
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: just give you the practice test, and then you just
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: know what to put Like, I don't get I don't
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: get that it's gonna read the goddamn.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Book because you know what you want for the end result.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, if I can get there quicker, I'm
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: not reading the whole damn book for that. I can
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: take the test. I can get my result.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I'm good. It's like, are you going to put in
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: an address in the GPS and follow all the steps?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Are you just going to press go and just go
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: with it? I mean, who does that. I'm not going
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: to do that. Hell no, I do rely on the
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Google Maps pretty heavily. I'm not gonna lie. It's probably
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: like to a fault maybe, but I can go to
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: the same guy. Like, even when I go to the
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: kid's school, it's fifty five minutes away, I still put
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: it in there just in case there's a little bit
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: of a detour, and I just like to know, like,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm gonna be there in thirty seven minutes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there in twelve minutes. Same route every
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: goddamn time, But I put it on. I don't see.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. I do the same thing, but for a
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: different reason. I like when it notifies you if there's
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a police officer nearby, because there's homies that use Google
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Maps that put the alerts on there and they're like, Hey,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: is this stalled vehicle still here? Is the police car
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: still here? And it's like, how do you do that?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That doesn't it doesn't automatically pop up? Is it like
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a filter that I have?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, so if I'm like an actual well populated
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: area I've seen speed trap ahead or something like that,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: they'd say that. But where I am, I drive by
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: the goddamn cops all the time, just sitting there and
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I don't get any warning. But if I see them,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind putting them on there, you know what
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I mean. If I figure out how I can do it,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I'll be the guy. Yeah, although if you're a cop listening,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy. I want to
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: make sure you hit your quota in New York because
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: God forbid you go. You got numbers to hit. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: understand it. And you can always tell when you guys
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: are behind in your numbers because late in the month
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you're going pretty heavy.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the first in the last of the month.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna go with this speed limit, and
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I know exactly where their traps are all the time,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: but I still use the Google Maps to verify it,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and so on my vehicle it has like a little
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: plus sign, so I imagine it the same way on
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the phone. You hit that little plus sign and it'll
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: say like a yield or.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: It's not your ADD button? Is it?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Probably? Maybe I don't know, Am I am I hallucinating
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: this whole goddamn thing.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: No, but it's shit if it goes away when you
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: take your medicine, you know it was there the whole.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: So just just not to go back to that because
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: we're going to But apparently ADD is like an older term,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: so they're just using ADHD as like then it's ADD
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: was like outdated or some shit. According to the Google
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: when I quick did it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: This nurse practitioner is an old lady. So maybe I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know, So just to let you know, I mean,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: you could still have ADD, but I think it's just big.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: They're like, you know what, we can't call it that anymore.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, developmentally disabled. That's the new term
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: for some words that we might have used back in
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: the day that people don't like to use anymore. So
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I think I think that's what it is.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: That's actually making a comeback, which is wild because you
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: hear it a lot now, Like whenever I'm in the schools,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I just hear kids calling each other and again, I'm like,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and I kind of just like, Okay, who said that,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you know, And I'm like, I'm not gonna say. You're
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: not gonna catch me slipping again. Cameras everywhere preverywhere.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I know. I tried to explain to the kids like
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: if like that was normal for us, we didn't mean
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it in a mean way, like you know what I mean.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And let's be honest, you know, there wasn't as you know, many,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: at least in our area, like at all of kids
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: that had a lot of these disabilities. It seems like
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: there's a lot more these days, you know what I mean.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, we could probably take guesses and
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: get into a weird rabbit hole about stuff like that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: But because I was listening to something the other day
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: and they were even talking about how you know, oh
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: it was my grandma. She just we just had a
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: birthday party for her. She's turning ninety this week, and
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: the shit that she went through. And she was even
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: like we were just kind of talking because I heard something.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how many of your friends or how many
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: people like as you got older were diagnosed with cancer?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: She's like, not really, you know every once in a while.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, nowadays, you know, your twenties, there's cancer everywhere,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: but there wasn't a lot of older people. She's like,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: it's that goddamn food, Jerry and my Yeah, you know,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent right, But it's just crazy to
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: think about ninety. Could you imagine the shit she's seen
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: ninety years.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I know, I think if I'm lucky to even live
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that long, I don't know. I just can't imagine how
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: much everything's gonna advance by the time that we're ninety, you.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean. There's a chance they're saying that
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: people might be able to live forever, probably like our kids.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I think we'll have a really good chance with the technology.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Like the Zucks, the Musks, all these people on podcasts
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: are like, it's it's gonna happen, like people will start
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: living forever. They're just like, we're not sure if we're
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: quite there. And I'm like, well, some of the billionaires
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: aren't quite there. We're screwed. But I think there's gonna
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: be a point in time, which is probably not a
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: good thing, right, if people can just live forever and
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: then more and more and more. I feel like eventually
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: we're gonna run onto some room.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Right then you're here to start getting into the areas
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: where they're like, hey, you can only have two children,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: China, aren't they like that? Kind of?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I think so there was like a going back to
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the whole book thing. I remember one when I was
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like in fifth grade where they had a book that
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: was like they were hiding the child from this rule
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: that they had. I think they can only have so
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: many one gender or something.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I can't remember, but it was.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was a book about that. I remember being fascinated.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah, what have we ever got to that?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: And I lived in such an overly populated area that
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, we're getting close, We're getting close. And
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: then I moved out of here and I was like, man,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: not even remotely close. It's like there's too much space
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: around here.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got talking speaking of kind of like that
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: with Burley earlier, because I was like, man, I think
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get into decal and cars. I just
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: found out that there's some people around here. They get
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: like two hundred dollars to clean the inside of your car,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, so I looked into it. I'm like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I really need as an air compressor, a shop back,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: and like a carpet cleaner, like a portable one. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: already got all those, So I bought an attachment that
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: all the pros use a couple of little things a cleaner.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, I spent one hundred and
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: ten dollars on top of the stuff I already have.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I could be interiory. So I told the kids,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, here's your hustle. You're gonna work. So I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: gonna said, I'm gonna teach out. We'll do it on mine.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: You're gonna do the wife's, we'll do the grandparents. And
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I said, listen, maybe every once in a while people
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: bring them out instead of charging two hundred, hey stop over,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: lose seventy five bucks. I'll take twenty five, You take
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: twenty five, and the other kid take twenty five to three.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: There we go. We'll make some extra money just as
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: is come over a couple hours of work and I'm
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: just like, so I was explaining to him. I was like,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: you know, anybody does that. He's like eh, and he's
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: like he just got stuck on like the outside, like
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: washing the cars and as salt and shit like that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna want to do the outside,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you know, with liability, the kids probably scratch him shit.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you can go to a car wash
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: for like twelve bucks, right. He goes, I've never washed
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: my car. And I'm like ever, He's like, nah, dude.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: He goes my dealership. When you get an oil change,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: they wash your car for you. I'm like what. He's like, Bro,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: you gotta get out of this country. He goes. I
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: was like, well, I only have two dealers ships, ones
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: like a Chevy and one's like a Dodge Jeep. And
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I was like that's all we got. And they've never
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: washed a car with an oil change. And he's like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: have you ever lived in a city. I'm like I
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: did as a kid, but I don't know if it counts.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, get yourself to a city, man. I'm like
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could. Like you could you right
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: now move and live in like a big city. Like
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: he's like Houston. I'm like, there's no goddamn way. I couldn't.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: No, no. And the fact that one getting a car
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: wash after getting your oil change sounds awesome too. Also,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: them getting into my vehicle to go take it to
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: go get it washed. Probably I'm just gonna you know.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like these car dealerships and my buddies of the GM,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I want to I'd be like, dude, why not upsell
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: like you when new vehicles come in or you sell one,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: you're gonna wash the shit out of it for me.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Like if you were to be like, all right, here's
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: an oil change and oil chains are on a truck
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: or what fifty sixty bucks? Now, just be like, yea,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: how about we do seventy five eighty bucks. We'll wash
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: it for you, right you haven't you already have all
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: the shit? Like just give a little upsell shit. I
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: bet you people they can get a her.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Bucks for a car wash and oil change, Oh yeah, easy,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: especially if they hear a combo and that says, oh,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you saved this, even when if you probably marked up
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: everything to make it the hundred bucks. But whatever, do
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you change your own oil? No, I'm not that manly, Okay,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: so I do it occasionally. But like with the with
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: the Missus car, she has the warranty right, So sometimes
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: if you have that, you don't even want to do
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it yourself because.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Do you really save that much change in it? Or
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: is it just like you And I'm not trying to
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: like be like I'm I'm asking you because oil is
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: expensive and they don't really mark up the oil, you
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. But like for me in the
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: state that I live in, lovely New York, I think
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I would pretty much lose money because then I have
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: to dispose of it properly. I know I don't have to,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: but if I'm not just gonna keep jugs of oil
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: laying around And by the time you buy the filters
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and this and that, like, is it around the same
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: thing or do you think you really do save some money?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: To me, it seems like you do save money, okay,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: by the time you purchase the oil and the oil filter,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Like you don't need to get an air filter every
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: single time. Just pat that bad boy on your knee
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: and called a day. But like, I don't know, like
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: there's something about like changing your own oil. You're it's like, yeah,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that way if you can notice something underneath your own vehicle,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you know, if you see any problems with it, kind
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: of you know, look at it. Is it terrifying sometimes? Yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: because I'm just like these jack stands, these are older
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: than me, Like.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Is this do you use the thing that you used
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: to like change your tire or do you have you
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: have like different things you got to drive up? Remember
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: those yellow drive up the ramps?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I do have the ramps. Don't trust them apparently, I'm
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: just got good with them. I don't like those at all.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I would much rather use a jack and they get
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a jack stand on each side.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Got you. No.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Luckily, with my truck, if I want to change it,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I can just get right underneath it. I even have
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: a what is it called a creeper with the little
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: wheels that you can lay back on down and the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: little sliding Yes, sir.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Do you got a paved driveway?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: No? I do not. But if I pulled into the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: shop here concrete floor, yes, sir, I don't.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Have a shop, I don't have a garage, and I
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: got a dirt driveway.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: See that's this one makes it a little bit easier,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Like otherwise I would put down, I got a piece
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: ofly wood, I would just lay down and just do
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the old change that way. I don't know it's it
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: does save you some money, but I like going to
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: the one. I don't know if you guys have these,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: but there's an vaveline. I'm probably seen that in correctly,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: but express Mark Martin.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: That's the first thing that pops in my mind when
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I think of that race.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: The you don't even get out of your car, you
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: just drive up, goes through this little garage door. They
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: have the spot underneath where you can see people's hands,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: like hey, you know, keep coming, keep coming, and there'd
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: be people walking around they're like, hey, what do you need?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Might just change like cool, cool, cool, And within ten minutes,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: top dude, I don't think I've ever taken longer than that.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You're you're out of there. You don't get out even
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the winter time. You're just pulling up and you're gonna
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: have to get out of your truck. You're just over there.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You rolled down your window. They're okay, here's the card.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: And they always give you a couponch like fifteen bucks
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: off and stuff. I love it is.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, I would here, will you dude, I'm you,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna looking up now, I'm gonna see that's the thing.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: It's called why you're doing that? And before we get
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: out of here, I googled how much do you actually
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: save changing your own oil? It says doing your own
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: oil can save you potentially hundreds of dollars a year.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: See, I mean, I would say, judging by how much
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I spent on the oil and the filter, like like
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you said, I think it's like seventy bucks for an
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: oil change, I could buy the stuff for less than
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: forty I mean easily easily.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: They said the cost of oil and filter is about
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: thirty to forty five bucks, obviously not including text, depending
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: on what state you are in. And you can find
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you know, about the same sometimes better quality parts than
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: auto stores than if you synthetic oil. It's obviously much
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: more expensive, but they said more or less, what you're
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: saving on is the labor. So if you bring it
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: to the garage that they charge one hundred an hour,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: you're out on that. If you're going to a place
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: that's like thirty forty bucks an hour.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Interesting, it looks like there are some how you go
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Staton Island to get your change, just hop and a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: skip away.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, driving around there, Yeah I got I got nothing.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe Burley's right, maybe I need to or they're just
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: business opportunity. So if anybody listening has like something that's
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: super popular like this and our whole belt thing doesn't
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: work out, shoot some business ideas that are really standard
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: in your area because we don't have them, and something
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: that I might enjoy doing, and then we'll start that
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: business up here. Shit, we got a Monroe muffler, and
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: then a couple like auto places, and then one or
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: two dealerships. And the dealerships, I'm not trying to speak
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: on their behalf. I don't think they give it. They
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: don't want your oil changes. They want you to come
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: in and buy a new vehicle. They have a service thing.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: They're going to make some money. But if I was
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: to call right now, the one that's right near me,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: it'd be three weeks out before I could get an
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: oil change. And I'm going to forget in three weeks.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I'm a last minute guy, Like, how am I going
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: to plan out how many miles I'm going to drive?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: And then wait another three weeks I just had a
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: goddamn transmission go bad. So now I'm like, you know what,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I'm only going to dealerships so that way they can
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: check all the levels, they can check all the shit,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: make sure because I you know, it's every once in
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: a while, like the last one, I needed one real quick.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I was going on a trip, lost track of it,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: went to a wall fart and then next thing, I'm
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: not saying they didn't they changed the oil like whatever,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: but I'm just like, hmmm, I wonder if they would
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: have checked the transmission oil, the fluids and you know,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: ran something a little bit if I went somewhere else.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: So I'm only doing that from now.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: While I'm in there too, They're checking my tire pressure,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: they check the fluids and everything for the winch of
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: wiper fluid, the transmission or they're they're they're doing it
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: all too.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, you know what, it's worth the money.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean they do change sometimes. I am
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: forgetful about the winch of wiper fluid until I go
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to use it and there's just nothing, and I go,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: mother y, gotta go get something.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it's worse in the winter. But then you
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: just get out and you throw some friggin snow on
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: there and hope that works for a little bit.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: But a brother, I know want more snow.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I looked at the clock. I know you're a busy man.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Best of luck in your coaches versus kids game tonight
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: and anybody else that's here. I can't thank you enough,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: and it's all I got.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Anything else, brother, No, I'm about to whoop these kids out.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: You all right, I don't know. Stay out of our fridge,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It costs money to have
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: that goddamn light on, and electric bills are high, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I don't have solar power. So we'll see you next week.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Take care, be good to your wieners. Bye bye knocking.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Who's there? It's the podcast shop the doors.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Stay out of my fridge.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Well that ready to store.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Gotta tell the tale, Gonna make you laugh and make
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: you smile, So fuck up, tie, it's gonna be up.
• 49:28
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