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HOW I STARTED KOMONGAING MY BOSS · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 1: Season 27 of the Pondis Podcast. Tuko Episode 4. Gangari Kamakawa.
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  Speaker 1: me dive straight to the story. So, our main character
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  Speaker 1: of the day, my people, is a guy we will
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  Speaker 1: call Jack. So, Jack is a very amazing, very cute guy.
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  Speaker 1: A guy who is really good. And he has sent
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of Jujan.
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  Speaker 1: Our boy Jack grew up there. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: he grew up basically. But I don't know where the
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  Speaker 1: story begins. So Jack went to a school. And he
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  Speaker 1: played his one course for amazing four years. And he
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  Speaker 1: finished it deadly. And he played. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: he finished school. But this particular course he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: He had to go to attachment. So, Pips, he got
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  Speaker 1: an attachment somewhere in Nairobi, CBD, in a company. I
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  Speaker 1: won't name the company, I won't name the course, because
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  Speaker 1: as we speak right now, our guy is either finishing
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  Speaker 1: or he has finished recently, over there at J-Quart. Are
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  Speaker 1: we together? This is a good thing, that guy.
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  Speaker 3: Ha!
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  Speaker 1: Ha! Ha!
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  Speaker 2: Ha!
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  Speaker 1: Yo guys, Pips. Perfecto. So, he's been to the attachment. Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: because he's been studying for quite some time, he's been
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  Speaker 1: to the attachment. I don't know. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: it works, you guys, because I was in school. But perfecto. So,
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  Speaker 1: he's been to the attachment in a company in Nairobi
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  Speaker 1: that deals with what he wanted to do. So kijana
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  Speaker 1: itu Jack, at this particular time, nikijana ako around 22
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  Speaker 1: years of age, nikijana mali safi yu ge, bila Jack
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  Speaker 1: ni mali safi deadlift. So akanza attachment pale fiti, na
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  Speaker 1: ikaweza deadlift. So, in this apartment place, not apartment, shit,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, attachment. Thank you for that. My bad. So,
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  Speaker 1: this place is called attachment. They have an amazing boss.
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  Speaker 1: Boss who is not a boss. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you've ever worked in a place and you get a
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  Speaker 1: phone call. I think you can attest that if you
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  Speaker 1: get a phone call, there's a lot of productivity in
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  Speaker 1: that company because you're working, you feel comfortable, you're at
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  Speaker 1: peace at your workplace, and you love the workplace. So
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  Speaker 1: our kid called Ashok there at the workplace, and he was, actually,
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  Speaker 1: he was beating him deadly, eh? Because if you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, attachment is very important for any particular student.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, so.
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  Speaker 1: Attachment is very important. For any particular student. So he
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  Speaker 1: sent himself deadly. He was very angry. You guys. So
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  Speaker 1: he comes from Jujia daily in the morning. He comes
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  Speaker 1: to the town. Because apparently he had rented somewhere in Jujia.
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  Speaker 1: His own cage. So he came from Jujia daily. He
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  Speaker 1: comes to the town. And that was amazing. So he
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  Speaker 1: was very angry. But his boss. Bosswake leo tumpotieji na gani?
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  Speaker 1: Acha tumpotieji na Ronald? Okay, yeah, Ronald Lewis, indewo? So,
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  Speaker 1: Bosswake Ronald nimtu ako in his late 40s. Nimtu ambaye
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  Speaker 1: anajiuweza deadly because, you know, owning a company or a
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  Speaker 1: big establishment in Nairobi si mchezo deadly. So, nimtu anajiuweza
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  Speaker 1: driving a very nice Motipo ale. And, yo, Apparently, Boss Pia,
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  Speaker 1: in as much as he seems to be a person
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't get regularly to the office, he's always busy
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  Speaker 1: with other things. So, he comes and goes, he passes
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  Speaker 1: by the office maybe once a day, sometimes he's there
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  Speaker 1: the whole day, sometimes he's there three days a week. So, basically,
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  Speaker 1: it's a pattern.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: So, one particular day, one particular day in the office,
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  Speaker 1: you get... I tried to make this story deadly, so
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  Speaker 1: I asked Tony to do the design. But Jack was
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  Speaker 1: at the office because he had an attachment to his office.
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  Speaker 1: Because apparently in this company, they take care of their
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  Speaker 1: attachees deadly. So he was at his office and he
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  Speaker 1: was doing his job. Basically, he was going to a
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  Speaker 1: job where he was going to appear. Another amazing thing
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  Speaker 1: that Jack experienced in this company is that The boss
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  Speaker 1: told him, So boy wetu Jack, aliku amaze sana because
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  Speaker 1: kupata place ya atacho unapatiwa zamacho ina kuwaga tricky deadly.
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  Speaker 1: People who know know, eh? Before part time, don't not
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  Speaker 1: appreciate Ndokiasi, you guys. It's crazy daily. Perfecto. You guys.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, ah.
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  Speaker 1: Ati, Mara. Ati. Skiya. Mana Pesa Makaratasi. Poleni sana. You guys, so, I,
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  Speaker 1: way job, Jacka likuwa very proud of this place, na
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  Speaker 1: likuwa na jituma deadly, jo likuwa na jambia, likuwa na
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  Speaker 1: umba kwa God sana, eh, nambia God, manzeta, nikimada shule,
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  Speaker 1: nikisha graduate, eh, I would love, eh, kukuja kuomba kazi yukumanzi,
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  Speaker 1: nikeza angukia, ita weza deadly. Perfecto, so, kuwa attachment, alikuwa
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  Speaker 1: na jituma deadly, was discipline, ninini, ninini, So one particular
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  Speaker 1: weekday while he was at his office, Jack has a
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  Speaker 1: mini office in this particular establishment. The boss comes in
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  Speaker 1: in the office and sits on the guest's seat. So
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  Speaker 1: the office is on one side of the desk and
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  Speaker 1: the guest is on the other side. So, boss Akakama said,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Jack said, I'm fine. Boss asked,
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  Speaker 1: any complaints? Jack said, I'm pretty deadly. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: Jack said, boss, thank you. Because the way you take
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  Speaker 1: care of me here in this particular establishment, I feel amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It shows I'm appreciated, I'm loved, and I'm respected. input
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  Speaker 1: yangu ina kwa recognized. Boss haka mumbia, kama kawa kompigo,
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  Speaker 1: lazima we take care of people ambao wako in this company. So,
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  Speaker 1: boss haka uliza, this again is something that millennials do, however,
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  Speaker 1: ile haku diwadiwa mtu sana-sana kondani. So, boss haka kanza kumuliza,
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  Speaker 1: boss wetu tumesema tumite Ronald, hakanza kuliza buwetu, tell me
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  Speaker 1: something about you, hum ni wapi, umekroya wapi, umesomea wapi, ninini-nini. Okay, C-Campus.
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  Speaker 1: We're asking about high school and stuff. And ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Jack proceeds. He tells her, I grew up in this
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  Speaker 1: particular place. I went to this particular primary school, high school.
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  Speaker 1: I was raised by my mother. Buddha, little by little,
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  Speaker 1: he went to Mtaro, Kitambo. So, I was raised by
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  Speaker 1: my mother and other siblings. Yo, we're working here. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm willing to do this particular course I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you at least, manze, nyeze kusaidia mother niki mada? Ah,
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  Speaker 1: boss akamumbia, manze, that is okay. You're doing well. Take
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  Speaker 1: my personal number. Apparently, the boss had a personal, personal,
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  Speaker 1: personal number. Ya ina watu engi, you guy. Isi le
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  Speaker 1: akampuni nye kila mtoko na. Akamumbia, take this number. Then, immediately,
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  Speaker 1: leo kifunga kazi. Leo, usiende home kuwanza. Call me. Ni
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  Speaker 1: kuambia mali utanipata. You know, to talk one, two. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and the freaking gentlemen, are you ready for this? Aloha. Perfecto.
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  Speaker 1: So this is something that I want you to concentrate
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  Speaker 1: on because kwa mpigo tena sana ita wabamba uno deadly. Aloha.
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  Speaker 1: Kijana wetu kama kawasi bossa memuwa tamcheki, bossa shamo mbia,
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  Speaker 1: ukitoke jobu nistue. Kijana, yo. Hangi kosa, you know, this
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  Speaker 1: is your boss, na uko pale attachment, hangi kosa kumstuwa. So,
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  Speaker 1: ika fika pale 5pm, boi wetu waka sign out pale
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  Speaker 1: kwenye kitabu, you know, waka chukua bagi yake, waka beba
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  Speaker 1: laptop yake, na waka toka then, waka call the boss,
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  Speaker 1: kwa that particular number wako me patiwa. Waka mbia boss, e,
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  Speaker 1: ni aze, mindo na terim katao, ni bitoke tu saizi. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: na wako menembe, ni kitoka, ni kustuwe, tu patani. Bosa
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  Speaker 1: ka mubia, Norris, uh, uneza ni pata male fulani, you guy. Ha!
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  Speaker 1: Niko tempted kusema ni wopi exactly. Um, nisame. Ha, ha.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, somewhere in Upper Hill, ni Upper Hill, si
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  Speaker 1: Upper Hill, eh, somewhere in Upper Hill, you guy ni
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  Speaker 1: ukambay na niko monga deadly. Ha, ha, ha. Somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: Upper Hill, you guy. So, uh, The boy asked the
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  Speaker 1: boss to go back to Upper Hill. The boss told
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  Speaker 1: him to take a cab to this particular place. The
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  Speaker 1: boy took the cab and went to that particular establishment.
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  Speaker 1: The guy found the boss there. Apparently, the boss had
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  Speaker 1: another person who was taking one-twos there. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: if I were a producer, I would have killed him.
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  Speaker 1: Because of how I turned down that hill. So, boss
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  Speaker 1: was drinking one twos with his friends in some particular
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  Speaker 1: private establishment, you guys. Na iliweza deadly umnotana sana. So
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  Speaker 1: boy Yutu waka fika. Akiwapu inja kakol bossa kambe ni
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  Speaker 1: kokoa gate. Yuneza kamu lipe kaba. Bossa kambe no reason ingapi.
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  Speaker 1: Bossa kamtumia kwa mpesa kambe. Just lipa then ingia ndani.
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  Speaker 1: Unipate at this particular place. Unajua. I place bossa likua
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  Speaker 1: ni bigi kiasi. So likua sama uko nyuma. Yutu waka
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  Speaker 1: lipa kaba. Nini? Aka ingia uko ndani. Kwanza bossa lituma
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  Speaker 1: pesa moba. Uh, Yakaba. He used a thousand and Yakaba
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  Speaker 1: was slightly maybe three hundred. Yeah, three hundred and about. Hello. Uh, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Janito came in and found the boss and his friend. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he greeted them all. The boss introduced them. Do you
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  Speaker 1: see how you can introduce someone and say, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is a student who is in our attachment. And the
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  Speaker 1: student even said, this is my friend so and so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's also in a different company in Nairobi. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about work. We meet once in a while. We drink wine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what wine is. Perfecto. So, the boss
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  Speaker 1: told him, you're in a hurry to go back to Juja.
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  Speaker 1: The boy told him, I'm not in a hurry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just a man. I know how to... I'm just making
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  Speaker 1: my time. The boss told him, perfecto. So, boss akambi,
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  Speaker 1: uneza itisha any type of drink unadai. Eh, but buwito
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  Speaker 1: akambi ya boss, because kesho na ingia job tena wanze mapema,
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  Speaker 1: sezi itisha like heavy drinks, let me just, ni kisema
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  Speaker 1: heavy drinks, namanisha hard drinks, yo guy, eh. Majak Daniels
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, as in tai. So, buwito akaitisha,
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  Speaker 1: akawuliza waiter kama kona some cocktails pale za majuo, ni, ni, ni. Luckily,
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  Speaker 1: this particular establishment, ikona hoteli the other side, yo, Na
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  Speaker 1: buweto kaitisha pia some bitings pale chiponi nini nini because
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  Speaker 1: alikuwa nasikia nja. So, wakaitisha some fries na that cocktail.
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  Speaker 1: Ika let wakompigo deadly tena sana. So, wakakao kipige story. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: so izi stories ilikuwa general too. Wakamaliza hapo. So, sibuwe
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  Speaker 1: memaliza kukula. Bosa kambia, sitonde mali somewhere. Yo, guy. Staki
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  Speaker 1: kutadze wapi, but somewhere in kile lesho. There is a
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  Speaker 1: particular club, eh. which is queer-oriented deadly. So, hey, if
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  Speaker 1: you know that club, don't come here, you guys. So,
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  Speaker 1: the boss told him, don't go to a particular joint,
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  Speaker 1: or if you leave, then I'll take you to Jujia.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. So, you see, if there's a lift, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: and they take you here to Jujia, who am I
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  Speaker 1: to take you, guys? So, he went to that particular joint. So, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you too, Jack. He noticed, boy, we have crossed paths.
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  Speaker 1: Some have crossed dress. Others are kissing, kissing and hugging, hugging.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you may spend time with some queer people.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you are, you guy. Hello. They went.
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  Speaker 1: They finished their work. The boss left the friend there.
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  Speaker 1: He got in the car. He said, boy, sit down.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take you. You go. Ladies and gentlemen, they left Kilelesha.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, they came all the way. They connected Thika Road.
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  Speaker 1: They went to Juja. Hello, Juja Maker. Where is the
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  Speaker 1: coffee of Juja Maker producer? Give me my coffee of
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  Speaker 1: Juja Maker. They went to Juja. Surely, it was a deadly.
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  Speaker 1: The generator told the boss, I enjoyed it at least. First,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you. The boss came to him. In
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  Speaker 1: the apartment. Kijana na ishi. Na the bossa ka mwambia.
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  Speaker 1: Sato unikaribish. Ata niju unakaa wapi. Na because kijana wetu.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Unibosu wako. There is that respect. Ninini. Ako mbia. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah but they true. Welcome. Apa di okuangu. Yo. Ako
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  Speaker 1: uliza boss. Uniza taka nini. Ni kuprepare. Quickly. Quickly. A
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  Speaker 1: bossa ka mwambia. Usijali. Mini kuwantaka tukujiwa. Kwako. Then bossa
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  Speaker 1: ka mbia. But wait. Before niende. Can I tell you something. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Nimishi kutamani. Kusema ikitu.
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  Speaker 2: But.
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  Speaker 1: I can't a boy can be able to you know
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  Speaker 1: feel free man say you can tell me any particular
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  Speaker 1: thing you'd love a boss a cambia cuneville a me
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  Speaker 1: me tango day one okama touch meant you guy you
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  Speaker 1: know come go me Eva yako freaking yote hello perfect
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  Speaker 1: you guy a boy come be awesome to you game
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  Speaker 1: The boss told him, I've been watching you since you
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  Speaker 1: got a job. You're so clean, you're so cute as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I really like that guy. I really like Manze. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I get you. The guy told him, you know, that
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  Speaker 1: thing is new to me. Yo, but nowadays, luckily, people
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  Speaker 1: know these things are happening. So people are open-minded to it.
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  Speaker 1: The boss told Manze, I really like you. Now that
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  Speaker 1: we're like this, Manze, we've gotten married and everything. You
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  Speaker 1: just help me. I will take care of you. You guy.
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  Speaker 1: I will make sure your life is good in the company.
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  Speaker 1: I will be taking care of you. You just help me.
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  Speaker 1: We are just like this. Because I can't book Airbnb.
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  Speaker 1: Because apparently, you know, you are a respected person. I
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: can't tell you who is a respected person. So this
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  Speaker 1: particular boss is a respected person. And I know it's deadly.
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  Speaker 1: So I told him, man, we're going to book an Airbnb.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to go to the hotel. Yo, so this
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  Speaker 1: is the only easier option. I told him, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a good boy. But we can try. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: here's where the boss said, I'll guide you through. So
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the boss remembers he has tips. Tips is what? He
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: drives like this. So he has a bit of tips.
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  Speaker 1: Not that much, man. Yo, boss hakafungua kijana wetu zip.
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  Speaker 1: Mshipi pale, hakafungua, that ka button nye longye, hakafungua zip.
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  Speaker 1: Hakaanza kudara kijana wetu. You guy. At this particular time,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ilikuwa around 8.30 p.m. East African time. Hakaanza kumdara kijana mshi. Wajoo,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: wajoo kuna ile performance anxiety. If you've been ever been
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: in a situation whereby... You have to commonga someone ambaye
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  Speaker 1: unamogopa ma. Kuna kuna kuga that performance anxiety, you guy. Hey, Pips,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready with me? Boss akambia, relax tu, eh.
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  Speaker 1: Usini ogope. Ini mimi na yakuna msi atajua. Yo, I'll
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: take care of you. Kijana akamua, eh, ata nijikaze. Akambia, boss,
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  Speaker 1: because this is new kongu. Let me watch porn kiasi.
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  Speaker 1: You know, at least nimbao. Ah, bossa ka mbe go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Kijana haka lalisho ko bedi yake yuge. Kijana naishi na
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  Speaker 1: very nice bed. Sita pali juja. Haka lalisho po ko bed.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Ladies and freaking gentlemen. Kijana haka ngea pale telegram nini
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: nini pale X. Haka anza ku watch mwati mili tatu yuge.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: The dicky kanza kusmoma deadly. Kumbuka eki smama, eh? Tunaitanga
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the growing thing, eh? Diki kianza kusmama na mtu na
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: pigya bije, e na smamanga kwa mpigo deadly. E bossa
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: na mpiga pala ya bije, ninini? Aka mbewe just funga
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: macho tu pole pole. Bossa ka muandresa salde, eza chini,
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  Speaker 1: sameto boksam. Ame mtoa toja, boyuto mibaki na socks na tisho.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Boss na yaka diandres, you guy. Our boy Ronald, Ronald
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  Speaker 1: e o boss, you guy. Siena lamba-lamba ukidjana hito na mnyonya. Deadly. Uno. Freaking. Tena. Sana. Yo, guy.
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  Speaker 1: Boss hito kuliza, boy, you kona lotion na mafuta? Boy,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: hito kumbi ni kona Vaseline. Boss hito kumbi, later, yo, guy.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Boss hito kumbi, later, yo, guy. Boss hito kumbi, later, yo, guy.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Boss hito kumbi, later, yo, guy. Boss ni expert wa
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: kuko mongo deadly. Ali kujatuwa po ju ali slide the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: thingy inside his thingy, yo guy. Nakombia ali ride boyu wetu.
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  Speaker 1: E boyu wetu katika tia process, e nasike kitu kumbe
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  Speaker 1: ni tamu, yo guy. Si vile liko ana dhani, e
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  Speaker 1: nasike api uko dhani ni kutamu deadly. Boyu wetu akanza
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  Speaker 1: kufuck boss wake, yo guy. Hey, he turned. The boss
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  Speaker 1: was riding up to him. He turned. Now the boss
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  Speaker 1: is sleeping. Missionary style. The boss woke up. He did
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  Speaker 1: an splendid job. He woke up. He woke up. He
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: woke up. He woke up. He woke up. He woke up.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, you've done an amazing work. Thank you. Yo,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: and little by little, ladies and gentlemen, our boss, our boy,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: an amazing 3,000 followers on MPP. He said, this is yours.
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  Speaker 1: You'll pay for it. In case you need anything, you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: can hit me, you guy. Yo, and our boss said,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: what we've done, you don't know, because I'm a serious figure.
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  Speaker 1: People out there don't know I'm into this shit. It
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  Speaker 1: could be shared. But it's okay, boss. I'll keep a secret.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Ladies and freaking gentlemen. Boss, he gave him some words.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: He got back to the car. So the next day
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: at the office, our boy got up. Remember, at the office,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: boss is as serious as dead. He doesn't seem to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: be as serious as he is. He's a man of
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: his word. Our boy, Jaka Kimajina, was with his boss.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the producer told me to extend way above.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: But either way, ladies and gentlemen. So, the pattern started.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Each and every now and then. Boy, wait. Hello. He
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: used to call his boss almost every weekend from Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That boss was just passing by his house. Ay, boy,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he was killing him. Boye napata pesa fulani yapo. Good money.
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  Speaker 1: Five G's. Three thousand. Two thousand. Yo. Nashunglika pigwe deadly.
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  Speaker 1: And that is our boy Jack. Started commonging his boss
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you guy. Iweze. Mnu. Freaking. Tena sana you guy. There
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: is a Pondis podcast. We are out and about. They
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: call me VDJ Kevo Pondis. Narakisha because the timing is
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  Speaker 1: coming deadly. See you on the next episode. Shout out
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: to all the people who are coming through. We are
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: now on Spreaker. We are on YouTube. Just search Pondis podcast.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: It will be deadly. You guys, from me to you now, Panda,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you guys are super duper amazing. That's why we always
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: give you the best. Because you are the best. To
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: all the ladies. To all the men. See you, ladies
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. There is Darasa Ngomenito Utantoro playing Onyubenda. Hello.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: See you when you see me. Ladies and gentlemen. Iweze.
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  Speaker 2: Mno.
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  Speaker 1: Freaking. Tenasana. Goodbye. God bless. Season 27. Episode 4. We
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  Speaker 1: are out and about. Namunadisa. Hello. We have real authentic
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Kenyan stories. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately, that's self-love.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: I would have advertised all the toys, even the beads.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Electrical engineering and electric post in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: On this podcast, where we give you nothing but the truth.